1 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,678 Morning, Trot. Brody. 2 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:14,481 What color is that shirt, Slim-- pink? 3 00:00:14,614 --> 00:00:16,516 You're crazy. 4 00:00:21,155 --> 00:00:23,323 All right. 5 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:24,992 Yes. 6 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:31,866 Howdy, partners. 7 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:34,268 Looks like we are all playing together. 8 00:00:34,334 --> 00:00:36,603 I'll go get us a card. 9 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,372 You paired us with Perry MacIntyre? 10 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:41,441 You're the club president. Can't you foist him on someone else? 11 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:44,344 Come on, that's no way to treat a fellow member. 12 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:45,545 Morning, folks. 13 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:47,781 The club sent me a letter last month 14 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:49,050 for wearing suit pants 15 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:50,483 -with an elastic waistband. -Come on. 16 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,619 I know it was MacIntyre who reported me 17 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,255 because he was staring at them all night. 18 00:00:54,354 --> 00:00:56,456 It's not like I was wearing sweats. They're Cucinelli. 19 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,192 - It's the way he is. - Hey, guys, 20 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,392 I think we should listen in here, 21 00:00:59,526 --> 00:01:00,460 so let's zip it, okay? 22 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:01,829 As a reminder, 23 00:01:01,896 --> 00:01:03,865 this year's hole in one prize is on 11, 24 00:01:03,998 --> 00:01:06,801 so if you happen to get lucky on 11, congrats, 25 00:01:06,868 --> 00:01:09,036 we're sending you to Aspen. 26 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:11,873 And I believe that includes a private jet 27 00:01:12,006 --> 00:01:15,810 there and back for a total value of $250,000. 28 00:01:15,877 --> 00:01:17,477 Wowza! 29 00:01:18,913 --> 00:01:21,182 I can't believe you hit that hole in one. 30 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,582 Oh, it was a lucky shot. 31 00:01:22,682 --> 00:01:24,417 And who knew you could ski moguls like that? 32 00:01:24,551 --> 00:01:25,652 -Aw... -Right? 33 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:28,222 This kind of raw athletic talent? 34 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:32,059 You really are a Nickerson man. 35 00:01:32,159 --> 00:01:33,261 Perry. 36 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:34,862 -Perry? You good to go? -Yeah? Yeah. 37 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:36,831 It's a shotgun, so they're starting us on 12. 38 00:01:36,898 --> 00:01:38,431 We should get going. 39 00:01:38,531 --> 00:01:41,701 Guess that means we'll end on 11, the prize hole, huh? 40 00:01:41,768 --> 00:01:44,372 Hey, don't you guys all go to Aspen every year? 41 00:01:44,471 --> 00:01:47,574 Yeah. It'd be nice to have it paid for, but what are the odds? 42 00:01:47,674 --> 00:01:49,576 Yeah, what are the odds? 43 00:01:59,452 --> 00:02:00,420 This guy. 44 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:01,554 How long is he gonna take? 45 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:02,756 Well, you're the one 46 00:02:02,857 --> 00:02:04,091 who put him in our group. 47 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:05,592 Take your time, Perry. 48 00:02:05,692 --> 00:02:07,929 -Yeah. -Yeah. 49 00:02:09,529 --> 00:02:12,599 Ooh. Well, well, who do we have here? 50 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:15,236 -Hey, guys. How's the round? -Oh, don't ask, Cecelia. 51 00:02:15,303 --> 00:02:17,838 -Please just beer me. -Hang on, you're being rude. 52 00:02:17,939 --> 00:02:20,274 First of all, Cecelia, how are you? 53 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:22,343 You're funny, Mr. Dennison. 54 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,782 Wait, did that just go in? 55 00:02:30,384 --> 00:02:32,019 -No. -Impossible. 56 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,454 Dr. MacIntyre. 57 00:02:34,554 --> 00:02:36,991 -Oh, my God. -No way. 58 00:02:38,326 --> 00:02:40,261 Look at this. 59 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:41,795 Molotov 6. 60 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:43,097 That's your ball. 61 00:02:43,197 --> 00:02:44,932 Dr. MacIntyre! Oh, my God! 62 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:47,268 Well, I guess I'm joining you in Aspen. 63 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:49,669 Hey, guys, we got a hole in one back here. 64 00:02:53,975 --> 00:02:55,910 Well, congratulations, I guess. 65 00:02:56,010 --> 00:02:57,477 -Hell of a shot. -Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. 66 00:02:57,577 --> 00:02:59,246 -That's amazing. That's amazing. -Thank you. Thank you. 67 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,780 -7 iron, huh? You got all of that one. -Yeah, 7 iron. 68 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:06,586 Everyone enjoying their free round? 69 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:08,722 You're welcome, by the way. 70 00:03:08,823 --> 00:03:10,992 No, it's my treat, my treat. 71 00:03:11,092 --> 00:03:12,460 Ooh. 72 00:03:12,525 --> 00:03:15,329 Hey, should we coordinate on some rezzies 73 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:17,431 while we're all out in Aspen town? 74 00:03:17,497 --> 00:03:18,966 Yeah, yeah, maybe. 75 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:21,102 But I-I should probably get home to my golf widow. 76 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,436 Oh, no, I'm sure she's fine. 77 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:24,338 -Have another drink. -Ooh, yeah. 78 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:25,873 Looks like a storm's coming in. 79 00:03:26,007 --> 00:03:29,509 But, uh, congrats again, man. 80 00:03:30,277 --> 00:03:32,746 That really was impressive. Yeah. 81 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,627 What are you looking for? 82 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,331 Hey, uh, Trip. 83 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,233 Yeah, I... 84 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,666 thought I saw a deer. 85 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,136 -Oh, a deer, huh? -Yeah. 86 00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,736 -Wow. -Yeah. 87 00:03:56,871 --> 00:03:59,073 You see... 88 00:03:59,206 --> 00:04:01,541 I think you're out here looking for your ball. 89 00:04:02,542 --> 00:04:04,211 The one you actually hit off 11. 90 00:04:06,047 --> 00:04:07,848 Not sure I know what you're talking about. 91 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,484 Come on, member to member. 92 00:04:10,550 --> 00:04:12,552 Did you fake that hole in one? 93 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:16,756 Trip, I think I'm a little insulted here. 94 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,326 See, the thing is, I know you did. 95 00:04:20,727 --> 00:04:22,063 And I can prove it. 96 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:27,268 So I'm gonna have you kicked out of the club. 97 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,601 Not just because you cheated, 98 00:04:28,735 --> 00:04:29,904 but I gave you a chance to come clean 99 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,505 -and you lied to me. -Okay, look, 100 00:04:31,571 --> 00:04:32,873 there's just been a mix-up. 101 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,641 Oh, man, it is gonna be 102 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:36,911 so sweet getting rid of you. 103 00:04:37,011 --> 00:04:38,745 Hey, they might even charge you with fraud. 104 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:40,747 You do know you only got in 105 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:44,051 because your ex's dad called in every favor that he had, right? 106 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,785 I had a lot of people write me letters, not just 107 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,421 -my father-in-law's friends. -Yeah, 108 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,191 because you gave 'em discounts on their kids' braces. 109 00:04:51,125 --> 00:04:52,460 This membership is supposed to be 110 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,463 a tough bid, but every now and then... 111 00:04:56,663 --> 00:04:58,099 ...we make a mistake. 112 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,936 I look forward to having it rectified. 113 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:05,638 Oh, and Perry, don't worry-- 114 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:08,675 there are a lot of great public courses in this area. 115 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:12,146 Or... so I've been told. 116 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:27,361 Oh, God. 117 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,746 Ooh, is there a party? 118 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:49,583 This time tomorrow, there'll be a whole bunch 119 00:05:49,649 --> 00:05:51,519 of local elementary school children 120 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:53,420 gathered here, learning all about police work. 121 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,855 -Aw. -Our precinct 122 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:56,824 is hosting the community outreach day this year. 123 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,193 Captain has championed the cause for years. 124 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:00,594 It's a reminder of who it is we serve. 125 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:03,264 Oh, I wish I could sit in. 126 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,232 But I'm on my way to New Jersey. 127 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,635 We're spending the weekend with Roy's parents. 128 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:10,571 Wow. That's a big deal. Nervous? 129 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,907 No, I'm excited. With the wedding coming up, 130 00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:14,842 there's so much to discuss. 131 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:16,177 Uh, but I better get going 132 00:06:16,277 --> 00:06:17,545 if we're gonna make it to dinner on time. 133 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,613 -Are they taking you out? -Teddy says 134 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:22,116 they're taking us to their country club. 135 00:06:22,216 --> 00:06:25,319 Whoa. Country club. 136 00:06:29,190 --> 00:06:30,891 Would you look at these chairs? 137 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,626 Aren't they luxurious? 138 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,228 Hey. Uh, 139 00:06:34,328 --> 00:06:35,663 we're meeting my parents for dinner. 140 00:06:35,762 --> 00:06:38,098 Hi, I'm Elsbeth Tascioni. 141 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:40,201 I am Roy's future mother-in-law. 142 00:06:41,335 --> 00:06:42,803 Honey. 143 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:46,674 Remember, Roy's parents are country club types, 144 00:06:46,739 --> 00:06:50,411 so let's not try to appear to be too interesting. 145 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:51,879 What's wrong with being interesting? 146 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,247 Well, 147 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:56,016 let's just say, no one ever ruined an engagement 148 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,551 by being too vanilla. 149 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,053 Ruined an engagement? 150 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,854 Yeah, like you did with your Cousin Judy. 151 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,623 - I what? - Uh, Mom, Grandma. 152 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,024 Sorry to interrupt. I just wanted 153 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:05,559 to introduce you to Roy's parents. 154 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:06,860 Glenn Stratton. 155 00:07:06,961 --> 00:07:08,329 Uh, what a pleasure to finally meet 156 00:07:08,429 --> 00:07:10,431 -Teddy's family. -Yvette. -Hi. 157 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,632 Elsbeth, hi. 158 00:07:11,731 --> 00:07:13,000 Yvette, hi. Hi. 159 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,535 -Oh, wow, this is so exciting. -Oh, hugger. 160 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:17,838 Oh, and this is long overdue. And, uh... 161 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:21,242 uh, it's very nice to meet you. 162 00:07:21,342 --> 00:07:22,843 Well, we're very grateful that you made the trip. 163 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,945 Well, we're just so grateful for the respite 164 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,680 from the bustle and to-do. 165 00:07:26,746 --> 00:07:28,115 Shall we? 166 00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:31,852 Oh, uh, terrible tragedy. 167 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,355 Our club president died last weekend. 168 00:07:34,455 --> 00:07:36,523 Big branch fell from the famous 169 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:37,958 old Osage orange tree 170 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:41,028 just off the 11th hole, landed on his head. 171 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:43,397 Oh, gosh, how awful. 172 00:07:43,464 --> 00:07:44,898 Yeah, what are the odds? 173 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,934 -Yeah. -Glenn, good to see you. 174 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,869 - Perry, I hear congrats are in order. Yep. 175 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,237 They just hung the plaque. 176 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,805 - Oh. - You want to see it? 177 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:54,041 We really should be getting to our table. 178 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:55,843 Uh... yeah. 179 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,579 Uh, Perry hit the prize-winning hole in one 180 00:07:58,646 --> 00:08:00,214 in a charity tournament. 181 00:08:00,281 --> 00:08:02,049 Wow, a hole in one. 182 00:08:02,116 --> 00:08:03,550 What are those odds? 183 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:05,785 One in 12,500. 184 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:08,956 How on earth did you... 185 00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:10,424 Ma. 186 00:08:10,524 --> 00:08:12,760 Yes. Coming. 187 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:29,743 So, Glenn, what do you do? 188 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,845 Oh, uh, I work in logistics. 189 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:33,647 Oh, well, that's fascinating. 190 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,115 Not sure that's the word I'd use, 191 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:37,251 uh, but I do get to play a lot of golf. 192 00:08:37,318 --> 00:08:40,087 And Yvette, what about you? 193 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,022 Well, I stayed home when Roy was born. 194 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,924 Oh, that's 195 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,592 so wonderful. 196 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:47,628 And when that nearly drove me to pieces, 197 00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:50,564 I got a job as an accountant for the school district. 198 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:53,367 But, Elsbeth, Roy says you work with the police? 199 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:56,770 Solving murders. Now, that must be interesting. 200 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,673 Yeah, Mom's seen some crazy cases. Tell 'em about 201 00:08:59,808 --> 00:09:02,276 - the throuple who... - Oh, gosh, no. 202 00:09:02,343 --> 00:09:03,610 They don't need to hear that. 203 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:05,112 Besides, we have a wedding to plan. 204 00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:07,214 - Right. - Now, boys, have you 205 00:09:07,348 --> 00:09:09,083 put any thought to where you might do it? 206 00:09:09,183 --> 00:09:10,951 We're... confused. 207 00:09:11,018 --> 00:09:14,455 Yeah. I know, uh, Mom's rooting for a city wedding. 208 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:15,956 What? No, I'm not. 209 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,524 I just want what you want. 210 00:09:17,624 --> 00:09:20,227 Yeah. And what you want me to want is a city wedding. 211 00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:21,862 Well, why don't you just do it here? 212 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,964 Oh, um... 213 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,300 No, no, that's okay. I-I don't think a golf club wedding 214 00:09:26,367 --> 00:09:27,968 would be very Roy. 215 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,370 Thank you. 216 00:09:31,806 --> 00:09:33,707 -Yeah. Sure. -I mean... 217 00:09:33,808 --> 00:09:35,943 Elsbeth, do you golf? 218 00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:37,745 We could see if there's a tee time tomorrow. 219 00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:39,980 Oh, no. I never learned. But, um, 220 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,715 Teddy's father taught him, 221 00:09:41,816 --> 00:09:44,251 and you were a caddy that one summer. 222 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:45,719 Uh, you should all go. 223 00:09:45,820 --> 00:09:47,888 We could get Elsbeth a lesson. 224 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,289 Glenn, we're not gonna leave 225 00:09:49,390 --> 00:09:51,125 - Elsbeth and Lydia on their own. - Oh, no, 226 00:09:51,225 --> 00:09:53,994 I need a big, long nap every day. 227 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,830 You all go, I'll take a lesson, 228 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:59,433 and then maybe I can join you next time. 229 00:09:59,533 --> 00:10:00,601 I'll check tee times. 230 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,337 Mom, are you okay? 231 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:05,439 Of course. Uh, Yvette, 232 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,907 could you please point me to the, um... 233 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,409 -Down that hall, to the right. -Thank you. 234 00:10:08,509 --> 00:10:09,977 Excuse me. 235 00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,280 It's so odd 236 00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:16,950 they call it a shrimp cocktail, don't you find? 237 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:24,024 -Hi. Uh, sorry. -Oh... 238 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,659 That hole in one stat 239 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,529 that you just rattled off? You have to go on Jeopardy. 240 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:29,898 I don't think so. Uh... 241 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,398 I went to Florida public schools 242 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:33,200 back when we were still leaving the child behind. 243 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,803 - Oh... - My brother and I sell 244 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:36,270 hole in one insurance. 245 00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,572 I'm sorry, I'm... I'm Rory Torkelson. 246 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,640 -Oh, hi. -Hi. 247 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:41,575 -Elsbeth Tascioni. -Hello. 248 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,645 My father worked in insurance, the homeowners kind. 249 00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,313 I didn't know they had it for golf. 250 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:48,615 It's niche. When a club wants to entice players 251 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,819 with a big prize, a small premium 252 00:10:50,919 --> 00:10:53,220 protects them from having to take a huge financial hit. 253 00:10:53,287 --> 00:10:55,956 Unfortunately, my brother sets the premiums, 254 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,893 and he's more passionate about the golf than the math. 255 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,994 Oh, another child left behind? 256 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:03,664 -Eh, we're a bit overextended. -Mm. 257 00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:05,834 I was hoping to find a reason to deny this one, 258 00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:09,169 but all the documentation seems to be in order. 259 00:11:09,303 --> 00:11:10,571 Documentation? 260 00:11:10,637 --> 00:11:12,673 Isn't it just the ball went in or it didn't? 261 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:13,974 Oh, no, the policy 262 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,176 requires all sorts of specifics. 263 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,345 The hole has to be a certain yardage, 264 00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,380 the tournament has to have a set number of players. 265 00:11:20,481 --> 00:11:21,816 -Huh. -But he had paper 266 00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,017 to establish all of it. 267 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,920 I might have to take out another mortgage. 268 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,120 That's funny. 269 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,188 You think that's funny, 270 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:29,323 you should see my credit score. 271 00:11:29,423 --> 00:11:30,591 Oh, no, not that. 272 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:32,459 It's just, it was always the people who had 273 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:36,497 their paper in order who made my dad's ears itch. 274 00:11:36,597 --> 00:11:38,432 He was allergic to paper? 275 00:11:38,499 --> 00:11:41,602 Mm, not to paper. To liars. 276 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,180 Sorry to bother. 277 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,448 -Uh, Perry, was it? -Mm-hmm. 278 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,083 I'm Elsbeth Tascioni. 279 00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,685 -I'm a guest of the Stratton family. -Oh. 280 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:00,822 I just wanted to congratulate you myself. 281 00:12:00,889 --> 00:12:04,157 Why, thank you. Would you like to see the ball? 282 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,093 Would I? 283 00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,865 Oh, there it is. 284 00:12:10,999 --> 00:12:14,167 "Molotov 6 PCM." 285 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,068 What's PCM? 286 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,370 -My initials. -Ah. 287 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:19,206 Do they add those when you get the ball in? 288 00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,508 No, I had them made, yeah. 289 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,845 First day I used them, so they must be good luck. 290 00:12:23,912 --> 00:12:26,881 -Wow. That is so cool. -Mm-hmm. 291 00:12:26,981 --> 00:12:28,382 So, what were the prizes 292 00:12:28,482 --> 00:12:30,852 for getting a hole in one on all the other holes? 293 00:12:30,952 --> 00:12:32,887 Eleven was the only one with a prize. 294 00:12:32,987 --> 00:12:35,722 Wow, you must get hole in ones all the time. 295 00:12:35,857 --> 00:12:37,324 "Holes-in-ones." 296 00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:40,028 "Hole... in-ones?" 297 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,228 Hole in ones. 298 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,563 -It's "holes-in-one." Yeah. -Oh. 299 00:12:42,663 --> 00:12:44,032 And this was my first. 300 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:47,001 In your life? Wow. 301 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,503 Almost seems too good to be true. 302 00:12:49,570 --> 00:12:51,738 Well, it happened. 303 00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:54,174 Oh, and by the way, 304 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,576 they should have said when you came in, 305 00:12:55,709 --> 00:12:57,946 but we don't allow ripped or torn clothing 306 00:12:58,046 --> 00:12:59,246 in the dining room. 307 00:12:59,346 --> 00:13:01,148 Oh, no, what did I tear? 308 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,885 Wait, you mean my fringe? 309 00:13:03,985 --> 00:13:04,953 -Yeah. -Um, 310 00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,187 i-is this really a rip or a tear? 311 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,723 Guests are expected to accept the interpretations 312 00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,258 of the members and the staff. 313 00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:13,460 Oh, right, of course. I apologize. 314 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,095 Thank you for letting me know. 315 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,965 Nice meeting you. 316 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,639 Uh, Yvette, 317 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,774 I have to apologize. I did not realize 318 00:13:27,909 --> 00:13:30,377 that my fringe would violate the rules here. 319 00:13:30,444 --> 00:13:33,113 Oh, no. Elsbeth. Fringe? 320 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,581 Did somebody tell you that? 321 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,950 Was it Perry MacIntyre? 322 00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:37,417 I ran into him in the bar. 323 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,653 Don't pay him any mind. I'm telling you, 324 00:13:39,753 --> 00:13:41,221 Perry volunteers for the rules committee 325 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:43,891 and sends members letters for every little infraction. 326 00:13:43,992 --> 00:13:45,726 Oh, that makes me feel a little better. 327 00:13:45,827 --> 00:13:48,695 Yvette is just being polite. Elsbeth is very sorry. 328 00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:51,798 Well, Elsbeth, don't think of it again. 329 00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:53,300 I'm telling you, you give someone like that 330 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,668 a little bit of power, 331 00:13:54,768 --> 00:13:56,136 and they turn into a petty tyrant. 332 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,471 Mm. I guess 333 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,272 every organization has one. 334 00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:02,643 Welcome, wel... 335 00:14:02,776 --> 00:14:04,177 Commissioner. 336 00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,580 Tully. What are you doing here? 337 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:08,582 Well, isn't this community outreach day? 338 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,150 I thought I might observe. 339 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,785 Oh. Certainly. 340 00:14:11,853 --> 00:14:13,520 -We were just about-- -I invited a little press, 341 00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:14,655 I hope you don't mind. 342 00:14:14,755 --> 00:14:15,857 This way. So, 343 00:14:15,957 --> 00:14:17,859 as I was saying, um, I think 344 00:14:17,959 --> 00:14:20,193 it's so important to get to these kids early. 345 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,729 You know what I mean? Before they... 346 00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:25,465 Unbelievable. 347 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,535 Welcome. Hi there. 348 00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,171 Ooh! Oh, shoot. 349 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,807 Fore! 350 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:35,509 You actually only need to shout "fore" if you hit the ball. 351 00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:36,777 -Oh. -Remember, 352 00:14:36,878 --> 00:14:39,746 -keep your head still. -Still. 353 00:14:39,847 --> 00:14:41,082 -Yeah. -Right. 354 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,349 Okay, so, 355 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,953 how long before I'm hitting a hole in one? 356 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,621 Aw, shoot! 357 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:49,222 Darn it. 358 00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:51,625 I heard there was one here last week. 359 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:52,626 Dr. MacIntyre. 360 00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,761 -Doctor? -Dental surgeon. 361 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,196 -Huh. -Not to take credit, 362 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,066 but he's been working with me a lot lately. 363 00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,367 Oh, really? Does he need to work on watching the ball, too? 364 00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,970 Recently, he's been trying to get more distance on his irons. 365 00:15:03,071 --> 00:15:04,906 Okay. 366 00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:10,945 Fore! 367 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,823 Let's talk about your short game. 368 00:15:21,923 --> 00:15:24,224 Am I really that short? 369 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:26,560 Thanks again. And sorry. 370 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:28,830 You're great. 371 00:15:29,864 --> 00:15:30,965 How was the lesson? 372 00:15:31,065 --> 00:15:32,133 Oh, Rory. 373 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:34,102 I'm sorry if I startled you out there. 374 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,436 Occupational hazard. 375 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,772 So, any luck on the investigation? 376 00:15:38,906 --> 00:15:41,241 Unfortunately, I don't think there's more juice 377 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,044 to be squeezed from this lime. 378 00:15:43,144 --> 00:15:44,745 Ugh. That's too bad. 379 00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:48,116 I met Perry, and I wouldn't say I'm rooting for him. 380 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:51,052 But I guess he did work for it. 381 00:15:51,119 --> 00:15:53,087 -How do you mean? -Oh, well, the pro said 382 00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:56,057 he was taking lessons to get more distance on his, 383 00:15:56,157 --> 00:15:58,792 um... what was the word? 384 00:15:58,926 --> 00:16:00,260 You tell me. 385 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,528 Uh, on his... 386 00:16:01,595 --> 00:16:03,663 Oh, oh, his irons. 387 00:16:04,598 --> 00:16:06,733 Really? The pro said that? 388 00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:07,802 Does that mean something? 389 00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:10,604 The ball MacIntyre was playing 390 00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,572 was a Molotov. 391 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,774 I thought it was a little strange. 392 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:15,843 They don't sell them in the pro shop. 393 00:16:16,944 --> 00:16:18,545 But they're good for distance. 394 00:16:18,612 --> 00:16:20,781 Oh, you have that same look 395 00:16:20,882 --> 00:16:24,218 my Dad got when he sniffed a possible arson. 396 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,487 One way to fake a hole in one is to drive the ball 397 00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:30,724 -so far, lands out of bounds... -Uh-huh. 398 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,094 then plant a dupe in the cup 399 00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:35,129 -and pretend it went in. -Ooh! 400 00:16:35,229 --> 00:16:37,464 So, if he did that, then the ball 401 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:40,034 would have landed in the woods just beyond the hole. 402 00:16:40,134 --> 00:16:41,468 Yeah, but we have no other reason 403 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,537 to believe MacIntyre pulled anything funny. 404 00:16:43,637 --> 00:16:44,839 He... 405 00:16:44,972 --> 00:16:47,574 Where are we going? 406 00:16:51,012 --> 00:16:52,980 Now, if he hit it long, 407 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,849 we'd find another Molotov 6 408 00:16:54,982 --> 00:16:56,683 somewhere around here. 409 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,586 -What is this? -Ball marker. 410 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,189 People use them to mark their lie, 411 00:17:01,289 --> 00:17:04,025 in case their ball is in the way of another player's putt. 412 00:17:05,259 --> 00:17:06,626 There's another one. 413 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:09,263 Oh, careful. 414 00:17:09,329 --> 00:17:10,497 Club president got killed by 415 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,099 that falling tree branch. 416 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:13,800 Terrible accident. 417 00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:16,003 Did they ever say why they think 418 00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:18,471 he was out here in a storm? 419 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,874 Oh, there's another one. 420 00:17:19,974 --> 00:17:21,876 No, I mean, he wasn't even playing a round. 421 00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:23,476 He competed earlier that day. 422 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,879 Right. 423 00:17:25,012 --> 00:17:27,081 Ooh, here's another one. 424 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,351 Hey, 425 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,921 this stone looks different than the other ones. 426 00:17:34,856 --> 00:17:36,123 Hmm. 427 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:39,861 Hey, Rory? 428 00:17:40,828 --> 00:17:43,064 What if it wasn't a terrible accident? 429 00:17:43,197 --> 00:17:44,232 I don't know, breaking your neck 430 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,565 -seems pretty terrible. -No. 431 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:49,203 I mean what if it was a terrible crime? 432 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,508 Okay. Uh, well, thanks anyway. 433 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:58,678 They're gonna send a cruiser out to tape off the area 434 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,916 until they can get forensics on the scene tomorrow. 435 00:18:02,049 --> 00:18:05,186 Tomorrow? Ugh. Guess we're not in Manhattan anymore. 436 00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:07,188 You really think this guy was murdered, E? 437 00:18:07,889 --> 00:18:09,323 Can I call you E? 438 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,690 Sure. 439 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,593 Now, let's say 440 00:18:13,727 --> 00:18:16,230 someone... 441 00:18:16,364 --> 00:18:17,231 Ah. 442 00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:20,067 ...grabbed a rock and then 443 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,469 bashed Trip's head in with it. 444 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:27,108 Crime of passion, right? Now, the killer 445 00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:28,342 has to think fast, 446 00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,776 try to make it look like an accident. 447 00:18:29,877 --> 00:18:31,212 So, uh, 448 00:18:31,279 --> 00:18:32,746 he puts the rock down-- 449 00:18:32,847 --> 00:18:35,448 upside down-- so no one can see the blood, 450 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,450 and then, er, er, aah! 451 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,254 He sees a fallen tree branch. 452 00:18:41,088 --> 00:18:42,924 Okay? 453 00:18:43,024 --> 00:18:46,726 So then, he drags the body over. 454 00:18:46,827 --> 00:18:49,663 Only Trip... 455 00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:53,067 -...has a pocketful of ball markers. -Ah. 456 00:18:53,134 --> 00:18:56,137 So, when he's dragging the body over, 457 00:18:56,237 --> 00:18:59,106 they're falling out of the pocket, 458 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,608 leaving a trail going all the way 459 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,945 back to the stone well. 460 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,815 Oh, hi, guys. 461 00:19:07,915 --> 00:19:09,417 Look who we found. 462 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,418 Hey. 463 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:11,919 How was your lesson? 464 00:19:12,019 --> 00:19:15,022 Oh, uh, we identified some areas for improvement. 465 00:19:15,122 --> 00:19:17,091 Well, that is the beauty of golf. 466 00:19:17,191 --> 00:19:18,926 We just came off the front nine, but... 467 00:19:18,993 --> 00:19:20,227 Excuse me, Mr. Stratton. 468 00:19:20,328 --> 00:19:22,096 The GM asked me to give you this. 469 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:24,165 Uh, thank you. 470 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:27,835 What is it? 471 00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:29,103 - No, it's nothing. - Oh, no. 472 00:19:29,203 --> 00:19:31,571 It's not a rules violation letter, is it? 473 00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:34,574 Well, no, apparently, uh, women are requested 474 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,244 to cover their ankles on the course. 475 00:19:37,345 --> 00:19:39,512 Oh, please. No one's enforced that rule 476 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,849 since 1895, Glenn. I'm gonna complain. 477 00:19:41,949 --> 00:19:44,819 Oh, just let it be. We'll get her some socks. 478 00:19:44,919 --> 00:19:47,121 It's ridiculous. Elsbeth, I'm so embarrassed. 479 00:19:47,188 --> 00:19:50,024 No, I'm embarrassed. Please don't make any commotion 480 00:19:50,157 --> 00:19:52,259 on my account. I'll just go down there 481 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,593 and buy a pair of socks. 482 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,830 Well, um, we should get back out there. 483 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,564 It's okay. 484 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,835 I sent you 485 00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:02,837 -a link to the dress code. -I know. 486 00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:05,538 I will get my act together. I'm a big girl. 487 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,308 Uh, but please don't tell my mom about this. 488 00:20:07,408 --> 00:20:08,275 Okay, Mom, 489 00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:10,277 you're acting so weird. 490 00:20:11,112 --> 00:20:12,980 Is everything going okay? I mean, do you think 491 00:20:13,047 --> 00:20:15,515 - that they like us okay? - Yes, it's going fine. 492 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,051 -Okay? I'll see you later. -Okay. 493 00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,153 -All right, I love you. -Love you. 494 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:32,066 - Oh, hi, Perry. - Uh, it's me again. 495 00:20:32,199 --> 00:20:34,168 I just want to apologize 496 00:20:34,235 --> 00:20:36,270 for my dress violations. 497 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:38,406 I assume this last one came from you. 498 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:42,043 Rules violation reports are expected to remain anonymous. 499 00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:43,377 Oh. Okay. 500 00:20:43,511 --> 00:20:45,545 Well, um, regardless, my... 501 00:20:46,914 --> 00:20:48,548 -...ankles are out o' sight. -Mm. 502 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,750 Our long national nightmare is over. 503 00:20:52,086 --> 00:20:53,620 - Oh. - Copy. 504 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,223 Police are here. That's good. 505 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,324 What do you mean? 506 00:20:57,425 --> 00:21:00,161 We found blood-- me and Rory, from 507 00:21:00,261 --> 00:21:02,263 the insurance firm looking into your hole in one-- 508 00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:04,664 near the spot where Trip died. 509 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,067 Mm. 510 00:21:06,167 --> 00:21:08,035 Well, that makes sense, you know, 511 00:21:08,135 --> 00:21:10,637 with his injury and all, right? 512 00:21:14,508 --> 00:21:17,011 Oh. You know, we played together that day. 513 00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:18,879 -Oh, right, yes. -Yeah. 514 00:21:18,979 --> 00:21:20,514 -Were you two close? -Oh, yeah. 515 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,417 Yeah, no, he was such a nice guy. 516 00:21:23,517 --> 00:21:25,718 And then a tree branch, you know? 517 00:21:25,820 --> 00:21:27,754 My God. You just never know. 518 00:21:27,855 --> 00:21:29,090 Uh, right. 519 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,724 But the blood wasn't on a branch. 520 00:21:31,826 --> 00:21:34,627 It was on a rock. Like he'd been, you know, struck. 521 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:37,531 I-I imagine they're gonna open up an investigation. 522 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,434 Well, the blood could have been from something else. 523 00:21:40,568 --> 00:21:41,869 A wounded deer. 524 00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:43,603 Oh. Maybe. 525 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,439 But it really does seem like 526 00:21:45,539 --> 00:21:47,274 someone violently confronted Trip 527 00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,708 off the 11th hole. 528 00:21:48,775 --> 00:21:51,611 Wait, isn't that where you got the hole in one? 529 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,416 Oh, Trip must have been so excited for you. 530 00:21:55,483 --> 00:21:57,852 Since you were so close. 531 00:21:59,553 --> 00:22:00,988 Listen, I'm heading to the locker room. 532 00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:02,189 -So... -Oh, right, 533 00:22:02,289 --> 00:22:03,824 yes, of course. No women allowed. 534 00:22:03,924 --> 00:22:06,026 Them's the rules. 535 00:22:06,127 --> 00:22:08,162 -Oh, and Elsbeth? -Hmm? 536 00:22:08,295 --> 00:22:09,430 Your shoe. 537 00:22:09,530 --> 00:22:10,931 Oh. 538 00:22:11,031 --> 00:22:12,466 Yeah, must have 539 00:22:12,566 --> 00:22:14,902 stepped in some sap or something. 540 00:22:21,575 --> 00:22:22,675 All right, team. 541 00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:24,879 We all know Simon Says, yeah? 542 00:22:24,979 --> 00:22:26,514 - Yes! - Yeah, well, 543 00:22:26,614 --> 00:22:29,250 we're gonna play a game called Officer Says. 544 00:22:29,316 --> 00:22:31,352 I'm gonna give you an instruction, but you 545 00:22:31,485 --> 00:22:34,155 only follow it if I say, "Officer Says." 546 00:22:34,288 --> 00:22:35,655 All right? Shall we try? 547 00:22:35,755 --> 00:22:37,358 Yes! 548 00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:38,626 Officer says touch your nose. 549 00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:41,028 Officer says jog in place. 550 00:22:42,329 --> 00:22:43,796 Now stop! 551 00:22:43,864 --> 00:22:46,066 Oh. I didn't say, "Officer Says." 552 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:49,470 So you all would have been out, okay? 553 00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:50,770 Now, ready? 554 00:22:50,838 --> 00:22:54,008 Officer says rub your belly. 555 00:22:55,009 --> 00:22:56,277 Captain, 556 00:22:56,343 --> 00:22:58,379 this-this young lady isn't rubbing her belly. 557 00:22:58,512 --> 00:22:59,847 Uh, sorry, you're out. 558 00:22:59,947 --> 00:23:02,782 Well, hang on. And-and we're just practicing. 559 00:23:02,883 --> 00:23:04,285 But next time, 560 00:23:04,351 --> 00:23:05,653 when I say, "Officer Says," 561 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,687 you be sure to follow the instruction. 562 00:23:07,787 --> 00:23:11,592 My mom says I don't have to follow unlawful orders. 563 00:23:13,394 --> 00:23:16,163 Well, I appreciate you bringing that up. 564 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:18,399 Let's talk about what she might have meant by... 565 00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:20,834 Yeah, that's not how the game works. 566 00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:22,503 You do what the captain says 567 00:23:22,603 --> 00:23:24,405 - or you're out, okay? - Well, Commissioner, uh, 568 00:23:24,538 --> 00:23:25,973 maybe we can use this opportunity 569 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:28,375 -to teach the kids about... -Commissioner says 570 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,877 hands on your head where I can see 'em. 571 00:23:29,944 --> 00:23:31,345 Okay, let's not make 'em feel like criminals. 572 00:23:31,445 --> 00:23:33,247 Commissioner says put your hands in the air. 573 00:23:33,347 --> 00:23:34,915 All right, hang on. Uh, officer says 574 00:23:35,015 --> 00:23:36,617 -put your hands down. -Commissioner outranks officer, 575 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:37,952 so let's go, hands in the air. 576 00:23:38,085 --> 00:23:40,087 You didn't say, "Commissioner says." 577 00:23:43,357 --> 00:23:46,293 That sounds like an unlawful order. 578 00:23:46,393 --> 00:23:48,128 Ooh... 579 00:23:59,873 --> 00:24:01,275 The shot was legit. I was there. 580 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,775 We were both there. Right, Jonah? 581 00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,378 - Oh, yeah. - Wow. 582 00:24:04,445 --> 00:24:06,380 You are gonna have to raise dues if I joined this club, 583 00:24:06,447 --> 00:24:09,950 because, whoo, what do you mean the wasabi peas are unlimited? 584 00:24:10,050 --> 00:24:11,619 If I could have you guys sign an affidavit, 585 00:24:11,719 --> 00:24:13,854 -that's all I've... -So you guys were both there, 586 00:24:13,954 --> 00:24:15,788 but did you see the ball go in? 587 00:24:15,889 --> 00:24:17,358 What do you mean? 588 00:24:18,259 --> 00:24:19,426 Sorry. 589 00:24:20,094 --> 00:24:21,495 Ooh. Um, they're good, 590 00:24:21,595 --> 00:24:23,530 but they're very crunchy. 591 00:24:23,631 --> 00:24:25,966 Um, you were there, 592 00:24:26,066 --> 00:24:28,768 but did you actually watch the ball go in the hole? 593 00:24:28,836 --> 00:24:30,904 Well, uh, truth be told, 594 00:24:31,005 --> 00:24:32,940 I was getting a drink from the bar cart girl, Cecelia, 595 00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:35,175 -but Jonah saw it. -Uh... no. 596 00:24:35,276 --> 00:24:37,344 I was actually looking at Cecelia, too. 597 00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:40,648 - She's a looker. - So then, neither of you 598 00:24:40,748 --> 00:24:43,617 actually witnessed Perry's shot? 599 00:24:43,717 --> 00:24:45,653 Well... no, 600 00:24:45,753 --> 00:24:47,321 but it was his ball in the cup for sure, 601 00:24:47,421 --> 00:24:49,890 because he was using those lame monogrammed ones, 602 00:24:49,990 --> 00:24:52,359 and he only had one sleeve of them. He said he's still 603 00:24:52,493 --> 00:24:53,594 futzing with the design. 604 00:24:53,661 --> 00:24:57,131 But Cecelia definitely saw it go in. 605 00:24:57,197 --> 00:25:00,100 -Yeah, Cecelia saw it for sure. -Mm-hmm. 606 00:25:02,136 --> 00:25:04,271 You said your name was "Elthbeth"? 607 00:25:04,371 --> 00:25:06,040 Elsbeth. 608 00:25:06,140 --> 00:25:07,975 Sorry, it's my new Invisalign. 609 00:25:08,075 --> 00:25:09,543 I'm still getting used to it. 610 00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:11,945 Oh. That's gonna be tough with a name like Cecelia. 611 00:25:12,012 --> 00:25:13,647 Don't get me started. 612 00:25:13,747 --> 00:25:16,517 -"Thethelia." -"Thethelia." 613 00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:18,852 You guys thirsty, by the way? 614 00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:20,621 -Uh... -I'd take a water. 615 00:25:20,721 --> 00:25:22,289 -Thank you. -Mm-hmm. 616 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,928 Uh, so, out of curiosity, 617 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:30,531 who was the dentist who did the work for you? 618 00:25:30,631 --> 00:25:32,666 It was Dr. MacIntyre, actually. 619 00:25:32,766 --> 00:25:34,635 Oh, the club must have dental. 620 00:25:34,702 --> 00:25:36,670 No. But he didn't charge. 621 00:25:36,737 --> 00:25:38,038 All the members are so nice here. 622 00:25:38,138 --> 00:25:40,474 Oh, you must have known Trip, then. 623 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,711 Mr. Langenhagen? Oh, he was the best. 624 00:25:43,812 --> 00:25:45,312 It's, like, so sad what happened. 625 00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:46,513 Mm-hmm. 626 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:49,750 Did he and Dr. MacIntyre get along? 627 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:51,719 I think so. Why? 628 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:54,221 Wait, is there something going on? 629 00:25:54,288 --> 00:25:56,156 I saw police tape out by hole 11. 630 00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:58,392 Hey, if we could just have you 631 00:25:58,492 --> 00:26:01,729 sign this affidavit 632 00:26:01,830 --> 00:26:05,699 confirming that you saw the ball go in the hole. 633 00:26:06,533 --> 00:26:08,902 Um, actually, my dad's a lawyer, 634 00:26:09,036 --> 00:26:11,071 and he told me not to sign anything, ever, 635 00:26:11,205 --> 00:26:13,107 without letting him read it first. 636 00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:15,909 Sure. Uh, take your time. 637 00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:18,879 - Hey, Cecelia. - Hi, guys. 638 00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:20,714 Okay, let's say she lied 639 00:26:20,815 --> 00:26:23,183 -in exchange for free braces. -Yeah, but 640 00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:25,419 how did a ball matching Perry's get in the cup? 641 00:26:25,519 --> 00:26:27,087 Usually, you'd plant it yourself, 642 00:26:27,154 --> 00:26:29,089 but Orson said he got to the hole first, 643 00:26:29,189 --> 00:26:30,457 so Perry wouldn't have had time to. 644 00:26:30,557 --> 00:26:32,159 Maybe there was another conspirator. 645 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,528 One of the members of the foursome just ahead. 646 00:26:36,063 --> 00:26:38,098 Or the caddy. 647 00:26:38,232 --> 00:26:40,869 Yo, MacIntyre. 648 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,703 What's the police tape doing on 11? 649 00:26:42,770 --> 00:26:44,238 What makes you think I know? 650 00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:45,939 Well, Cecelia says that insurance guy 651 00:26:46,039 --> 00:26:48,675 and his weird lady friend are asking questions about you. 652 00:26:49,878 --> 00:26:51,478 I agreed to drop that ball 653 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:53,747 in exchange for a break on my wife's root canal, 654 00:26:53,815 --> 00:26:56,885 but I didn't sign up for conspiracy to commit murder. 655 00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:58,820 Lower your voice. 656 00:26:58,919 --> 00:27:02,189 First off, no one has said anything about a murder. 657 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:05,092 Second, you are addressing a member 658 00:27:05,159 --> 00:27:08,228 of the Nickerson Club, one of the oldest, 659 00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:10,464 most prestigious assemblages 660 00:27:10,597 --> 00:27:12,466 of sportsmen on the eastern seaboard, 661 00:27:12,566 --> 00:27:15,602 and you, a caddy, might take 662 00:27:15,702 --> 00:27:19,339 a far more respectful tone when doing so. 663 00:27:20,541 --> 00:27:24,478 You seem a little burned out, Matty. Perhaps it's time 664 00:27:24,578 --> 00:27:27,481 you migrate south. 665 00:27:27,581 --> 00:27:29,550 Lay low for a while. 666 00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:37,859 Oh. Hi. 667 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,326 How was the rest of the round? 668 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,195 It was great. Uh, my parents headed home, 669 00:27:41,328 --> 00:27:42,831 but I'll drive you two back to shower 670 00:27:42,931 --> 00:27:44,866 and get Lydia so we can get back here for cocktails. 671 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,700 Oh, um, actually, Teddy, 672 00:27:46,835 --> 00:27:48,937 can you bring me an outfit for dinner? 673 00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,806 I'm just gonna hang back with my new friend Rory. 674 00:27:51,906 --> 00:27:53,474 Your new friend, huh? 675 00:27:53,574 --> 00:27:56,176 Mom, you have that look. What's going on? 676 00:27:56,310 --> 00:27:57,311 What? Nothing. 677 00:27:57,377 --> 00:27:58,745 I'm just helping my friend Rory 678 00:27:58,847 --> 00:28:00,747 with something for his work. 679 00:28:00,849 --> 00:28:02,316 But I'll be back here, and we'll have 680 00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:05,920 a nice, quiet, vanilla dinner. 681 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:07,856 Promise. 682 00:28:14,795 --> 00:28:17,331 You are not gonna believe this, E. 683 00:28:17,397 --> 00:28:20,701 The caddy for the foursome in front of Perry 684 00:28:20,801 --> 00:28:23,170 just called in to resign. 685 00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:25,639 Yeah. Said his winter gig in Palm Beach 686 00:28:25,739 --> 00:28:26,908 needed him a month early. 687 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:29,844 Mm. Sounds like he was in a hurry. 688 00:28:29,911 --> 00:28:32,246 I think we found our second conspirator. 689 00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:35,315 Hey, you think we should have crossed that police tape? 690 00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:37,718 I am the police. And we need to find 691 00:28:37,819 --> 00:28:39,419 -that second Molotov ball. -I agree, 692 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,421 a second ball would provide strong evidence 693 00:28:41,555 --> 00:28:42,857 he faked his hole in one. 694 00:28:42,957 --> 00:28:45,325 Especially if that was the first time Perry used 695 00:28:45,392 --> 00:28:47,962 those custom balls, but we already looked. 696 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,899 We stopped looking as soon as we found the bloody stone. 697 00:28:53,333 --> 00:28:55,003 Hey, E. 698 00:28:56,069 --> 00:28:57,771 Why are you out here with me? 699 00:28:58,772 --> 00:29:01,843 Something tells me, uh, you've got, mm, 700 00:29:01,943 --> 00:29:04,378 more on your mind than insurance fraud. 701 00:29:04,478 --> 00:29:05,746 Is it that obvious? 702 00:29:05,847 --> 00:29:07,381 Eh. 703 00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:10,617 I think Perry MacIntyre murdered Trip Langenhagen. 704 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:12,185 Oh. 705 00:29:12,286 --> 00:29:13,520 Think about it. 706 00:29:13,620 --> 00:29:15,455 We still don't know what Trip was doing 707 00:29:15,556 --> 00:29:16,757 out here in a storm. 708 00:29:16,891 --> 00:29:19,459 Maybe it was the same thing we are. 709 00:29:20,561 --> 00:29:23,797 You think Trip was looking for proof Perry cheated, 710 00:29:23,898 --> 00:29:25,967 and Perry murdered him to cover his ass. 711 00:29:26,099 --> 00:29:27,267 It's a theory. 712 00:29:27,367 --> 00:29:29,703 Trip was in Perry's foursome that day. 713 00:29:29,770 --> 00:29:31,471 Maybe he, um... 714 00:29:31,572 --> 00:29:34,074 ...saw something and got suspicious. 715 00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:36,710 You know, you would make an amazing claims adjuster. 716 00:29:36,811 --> 00:29:39,146 Oh... thanks. 717 00:29:39,948 --> 00:29:41,950 My dad thought so, too. 718 00:29:42,050 --> 00:29:43,617 But, uh, it's not for me. 719 00:29:43,717 --> 00:29:44,551 Why not? 720 00:29:44,618 --> 00:29:46,787 I saw what he went through. 721 00:29:46,888 --> 00:29:49,656 His bosses always wanted him to find silly reasons 722 00:29:49,756 --> 00:29:51,592 to deny good claims. 723 00:29:51,692 --> 00:29:52,994 But my dad, 724 00:29:53,093 --> 00:29:54,996 he really believed in the idea of insurance-- 725 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,764 that if you pay in, it should be there when you need it. 726 00:29:57,832 --> 00:29:59,968 Sounds like he was too nice for this work. 727 00:30:00,068 --> 00:30:03,503 Oh, no. If he did find someone who was cheating, 728 00:30:03,637 --> 00:30:05,672 he went after them hard. 729 00:30:06,473 --> 00:30:07,909 He hated liars. 730 00:30:07,976 --> 00:30:10,110 Oh, there they are. 731 00:30:10,177 --> 00:30:13,447 Folks, uh, we're gonna need to ask you to leave. 732 00:30:13,547 --> 00:30:15,382 -What? Why? -This is a private 733 00:30:15,482 --> 00:30:16,783 -member's club. -Ma'am, 734 00:30:16,884 --> 00:30:18,485 which member are you here with? 735 00:30:18,585 --> 00:30:19,620 You need to stay with them. 736 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,822 She was here with the Strattons, 737 00:30:20,922 --> 00:30:22,756 but they left an hour ago. 738 00:30:22,857 --> 00:30:25,525 Hang on. I have asked Ms. Tascioni 739 00:30:25,626 --> 00:30:26,793 to assist me in my work. 740 00:30:26,861 --> 00:30:28,963 What work? It was a hole in one. 741 00:30:29,030 --> 00:30:31,398 Just cut me my check and be on your way! 742 00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:33,767 Sir. If I am not allowed 743 00:30:33,868 --> 00:30:36,536 to complete my investigation to my satisfaction, 744 00:30:36,637 --> 00:30:38,338 I will have to deny the claim. 745 00:30:38,438 --> 00:30:42,175 Fine, then I will sue you and I will fly myself to Aspen. 746 00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:45,212 Please, both of you, come with us 747 00:30:45,312 --> 00:30:46,881 or I'm going to have to call the police. 748 00:30:47,015 --> 00:30:49,182 We look forward to having you back with a member. 749 00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:52,185 You're not gonna tell the Strattons about this, are you? 750 00:30:52,285 --> 00:30:55,589 Relax, E. I've got a plan. 751 00:31:10,872 --> 00:31:13,674 - Hi. - No hablo English. 752 00:31:13,774 --> 00:31:15,308 Oh, uh, hola. Uh, 753 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:18,478 me llamo, uh, Rory, y, uh, señora... 754 00:31:18,578 --> 00:31:21,581 -Elsbeth. -Okay, I was lying. 755 00:31:22,582 --> 00:31:23,483 What? 756 00:31:23,550 --> 00:31:25,585 We came from the Nickerson Club. 757 00:31:25,686 --> 00:31:27,989 Your yard backs up to the 11th hole? 758 00:31:30,323 --> 00:31:32,060 You lose your ball, too? 759 00:31:33,928 --> 00:31:35,163 Right. 760 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:37,597 okay. 761 00:31:37,698 --> 00:31:39,266 Yes, I'll let them know. 762 00:31:40,902 --> 00:31:42,536 Public affairs confirms. 763 00:31:42,602 --> 00:31:45,205 They are going to cover the "Officer Says" dustup. 764 00:31:45,272 --> 00:31:47,240 Oh, you've really done it now, Charles. 765 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,675 Now, hang on. 766 00:31:48,775 --> 00:31:50,377 You said that you were gonna observe. 767 00:31:50,444 --> 00:31:53,280 Now, if you had stayed out of it and let me make my point... 768 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,917 You undermined me in front of a reporter 769 00:31:56,017 --> 00:31:57,985 and a room full of eight-year-olds. 770 00:31:58,086 --> 00:31:59,786 I believe those children would trust us 771 00:31:59,921 --> 00:32:02,522 if we were honest with them and treated them with respect. 772 00:32:02,622 --> 00:32:04,591 Respect? They still wet the bed. 773 00:32:04,691 --> 00:32:06,359 At eight? That feels a little old. 774 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,360 Enough! 775 00:32:08,261 --> 00:32:10,198 These little games we've been playing over the years 776 00:32:10,297 --> 00:32:11,364 have been fun. 777 00:32:11,465 --> 00:32:13,500 You've won some. I've won some. 778 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:15,235 But I want to be clear with you. 779 00:32:15,335 --> 00:32:17,771 We are playing a very different game now. 780 00:32:17,872 --> 00:32:20,875 It's called Commissioner Says. 781 00:32:20,975 --> 00:32:22,176 And there's only one rule. 782 00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:23,777 You get in line... 783 00:32:25,312 --> 00:32:26,848 ...or you're out. 784 00:32:28,515 --> 00:32:29,716 Am I understood? 785 00:32:29,783 --> 00:32:31,819 Yeah. 786 00:32:36,623 --> 00:32:38,525 Oh, uh, 787 00:32:38,625 --> 00:32:41,095 and you'll be receiving an official reprimand, 788 00:32:41,195 --> 00:32:42,529 by the way. 789 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,900 You'd do well to take it seriously. 790 00:32:51,939 --> 00:32:53,673 Run me through this one more time, 791 00:32:53,808 --> 00:32:55,243 because I feel like I'm playing that game with, 792 00:32:55,342 --> 00:32:57,211 you know, the ball and the three cups, 793 00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:58,980 and I never win that game. 794 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,181 Okay. 795 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,184 So, the day of the tournament-- whack-- 796 00:33:03,283 --> 00:33:06,386 a ball goes rocketing over the trees 797 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:09,489 and then lands in Hector the neighbor's koi pond. 798 00:33:09,623 --> 00:33:10,958 Almost killing his beloved kohaku. 799 00:33:11,058 --> 00:33:12,325 -I got that. -Hector 800 00:33:12,425 --> 00:33:15,529 calls the club president, Trip, to complain. 801 00:33:15,662 --> 00:33:18,565 Trip comes to the house to smooth things over, 802 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:21,169 but when Hector shows him the ball, he sees it's a Molotov 6. 803 00:33:21,269 --> 00:33:22,669 According to Hector, 804 00:33:22,804 --> 00:33:25,672 Trip gets really interested in that. 805 00:33:25,807 --> 00:33:26,941 He knows it's Perry's ball 806 00:33:27,008 --> 00:33:28,508 because he played with him that day. 807 00:33:28,608 --> 00:33:30,443 Trip asks Hector if he can take the ball with him. 808 00:33:30,544 --> 00:33:34,347 Now it is Sunday afternoon, and Trip has the ball 809 00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:38,152 that proves that Perry faked his hole in one. 810 00:33:38,252 --> 00:33:42,023 An hour later, he's found dead. 811 00:33:42,123 --> 00:33:43,523 I got chills, E. 812 00:33:43,623 --> 00:33:45,458 And I've got cocktails. 813 00:33:45,559 --> 00:33:46,626 -Oh. -Okay. 814 00:33:46,726 --> 00:33:48,029 Okay. 815 00:33:48,830 --> 00:33:50,730 This place looks more elegant 816 00:33:50,865 --> 00:33:52,867 every time I see it. 817 00:33:52,967 --> 00:33:54,302 Ms. Tascioni. 818 00:33:54,401 --> 00:33:55,903 -You shouldn't be here. -Oh, 819 00:33:56,037 --> 00:33:57,704 I'm in the company of a member. 820 00:33:57,805 --> 00:33:59,240 And I'm glad I ran into you 821 00:33:59,372 --> 00:34:00,908 because I have a few questions. 822 00:34:01,042 --> 00:34:02,742 -Everything all right? -Oh, yes. 823 00:34:02,877 --> 00:34:06,013 I was just, um, admiring Perry's plaque. 824 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,249 And not the dental kind. 825 00:34:09,984 --> 00:34:12,652 It's just a little dentist humor there. 826 00:34:12,752 --> 00:34:14,554 Um... anyway, 827 00:34:14,654 --> 00:34:16,257 uh, your ball-- it... 828 00:34:16,356 --> 00:34:18,458 it looks so clean. 829 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:20,027 You'd think there'd be scuff marks. 830 00:34:20,094 --> 00:34:21,661 You played the whole round with it? 831 00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:24,198 I did. I hit a very clean ball. 832 00:34:24,298 --> 00:34:27,767 And how many balls are in a sleeve-- three? 833 00:34:27,902 --> 00:34:28,735 Yes. 834 00:34:28,836 --> 00:34:30,737 And you got your hole in one 835 00:34:30,838 --> 00:34:32,139 on your last hole, 836 00:34:32,240 --> 00:34:34,608 so you should still have the other two, right? 837 00:34:34,708 --> 00:34:36,409 What could this possibly matter? 838 00:34:36,509 --> 00:34:37,577 Well, if you could produce 839 00:34:37,711 --> 00:34:38,778 the other two balls, I could probably 840 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,147 just hand them over 841 00:34:40,248 --> 00:34:42,515 to Rory and get him to write you that check 842 00:34:42,582 --> 00:34:44,018 for your Aspen trip right now. 843 00:34:44,085 --> 00:34:46,120 So, the inquisition continues, hmm? 844 00:34:46,254 --> 00:34:49,223 But you still have the balls, right? 845 00:34:49,323 --> 00:34:50,958 Where's your bag, out by the shop? 846 00:34:51,058 --> 00:34:52,392 Yes, I believe so. 847 00:34:52,492 --> 00:34:55,595 Well, so what's the harm in producing them? 848 00:34:55,729 --> 00:34:57,999 It's not like you have something to hide. 849 00:34:58,933 --> 00:35:00,968 Yes. I suppose 850 00:35:01,102 --> 00:35:02,970 I could go run and grab them. 851 00:35:03,070 --> 00:35:03,971 Great, I'll come with. 852 00:35:11,312 --> 00:35:12,880 Here they are. 853 00:35:12,947 --> 00:35:16,449 Two monogrammed Molotov balls, number six. 854 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,953 And you think he took one of these off Trip's dead body 855 00:35:19,053 --> 00:35:20,620 after it landed in the neighbor's yard? 856 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:23,590 He needed the extra two balls to make his story work. 857 00:35:23,690 --> 00:35:26,227 I think he got the ball from Trip, put it in the sleeve 858 00:35:26,294 --> 00:35:28,461 just in case anyone came looking. 859 00:35:28,561 --> 00:35:30,298 All right, I'll get it to the lab we use. 860 00:35:30,398 --> 00:35:32,233 Elsbeth. 861 00:35:32,333 --> 00:35:34,768 Mom. Um, I'll meet you inside. 862 00:35:34,835 --> 00:35:38,306 You were escorted out of the club for trespassing? 863 00:35:38,438 --> 00:35:39,739 It was a misunderstanding. 864 00:35:39,807 --> 00:35:42,575 They just told Yvette, and she looked so upset. 865 00:35:42,676 --> 00:35:44,312 So was Teddy. 866 00:35:44,412 --> 00:35:46,513 I just don't think 867 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:47,815 the Strattons are the kind of people 868 00:35:47,949 --> 00:35:49,683 who appreciate you making a scene. 869 00:35:49,783 --> 00:35:51,852 -I wasn't trying to make... -I know, 870 00:35:51,986 --> 00:35:54,554 but the fact is, you embarrassed them. 871 00:35:56,656 --> 00:35:59,827 I'm sorry, I'm just trying to protect Teddy. 872 00:36:02,629 --> 00:36:05,967 I'm gonna tell them you're not feeling well. 873 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:08,336 We'll take it from here. 874 00:36:11,305 --> 00:36:12,639 Hey, E? 875 00:36:13,841 --> 00:36:15,276 Sorry to interrupt. 876 00:36:15,376 --> 00:36:17,845 Don't mean to listen in. I know family stuff 877 00:36:17,979 --> 00:36:20,547 can be, uh, well, tricky. 878 00:36:21,548 --> 00:36:23,616 Thing is, I just don't want to get your hopes up, 879 00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:26,220 because I... I looked at these balls, 880 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:29,390 and... they're pretty clean. 881 00:36:32,525 --> 00:36:34,462 Great. 882 00:36:37,731 --> 00:36:39,766 Miriam, I'm sure your doctor did prescribe the orthopedics, 883 00:36:39,867 --> 00:36:41,701 but the rulebook is unambiguous. 884 00:36:41,801 --> 00:36:43,037 If we let you prance around 885 00:36:43,170 --> 00:36:45,538 our formal spaces in rubber soles, 886 00:36:45,672 --> 00:36:47,041 it won't be long before 887 00:36:47,141 --> 00:36:48,541 this whole place looks like a biker bar. 888 00:36:48,641 --> 00:36:50,444 So, as chairman of the rules committee, 889 00:36:50,543 --> 00:36:52,512 I'm sorry, but you're gonna receive a letter. 890 00:36:52,579 --> 00:36:54,048 Oh, what a coincidence. 891 00:36:54,181 --> 00:36:56,050 We were just coming with a letter for you. 892 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:57,485 Actually, it's an arrest warrant. 893 00:36:57,584 --> 00:36:59,086 What is going on here? 894 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,589 You did your best to clean off the ball 895 00:37:02,722 --> 00:37:05,393 that you hit off the 11th tee. 896 00:37:05,493 --> 00:37:06,994 No, 897 00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:10,131 not the ball over here 898 00:37:10,231 --> 00:37:12,599 on the plaque. This ball, 899 00:37:12,699 --> 00:37:14,935 that you hit so far-- whack-- 900 00:37:15,069 --> 00:37:18,605 it went beyond the woods, 901 00:37:18,705 --> 00:37:20,640 all the way into Hector the neighbor's koi pond. 902 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:23,511 -You almost killed his beloved kohaku. -Mm. 903 00:37:23,576 --> 00:37:24,711 I beg your pardon? 904 00:37:24,812 --> 00:37:26,746 Now, it looks clean 905 00:37:26,881 --> 00:37:28,581 to the naked eye, 906 00:37:28,681 --> 00:37:30,151 but the lab found traces 907 00:37:30,251 --> 00:37:32,186 of tree sap. Specifically, 908 00:37:32,253 --> 00:37:34,522 tree sap from the Osage orange tree. 909 00:37:34,587 --> 00:37:36,457 Now, we got those all over the south, but there's only 910 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:39,193 one Osage orange on this here property, 911 00:37:39,293 --> 00:37:41,561 and its branch landed on 912 00:37:41,628 --> 00:37:43,197 Trip Langenhagen's head. 913 00:37:43,297 --> 00:37:45,732 Or so you wanted people to think. 914 00:37:45,799 --> 00:37:49,403 Actually, you bashed Trip's head in with a rock, 915 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:52,073 and then you dragged him 916 00:37:52,173 --> 00:37:53,340 to the fallen tree branch 917 00:37:53,441 --> 00:37:54,909 and then you hauled it onto his body 918 00:37:54,975 --> 00:37:56,609 to make it look like an accident. 919 00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:00,114 When you took back the ball Trip found in the neighbor's pond... 920 00:38:00,214 --> 00:38:01,916 you had tree sap on your hand. 921 00:38:01,982 --> 00:38:03,818 -How else did it get on the ball? -Right, 'cause 922 00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:06,120 the sap-- it gets everywhere, including... 923 00:38:06,253 --> 00:38:09,290 ...on the bottom of my shoe. 924 00:38:10,391 --> 00:38:13,160 Now, your skin cell DNA 925 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:14,829 is bound to turn up when they test 926 00:38:14,962 --> 00:38:16,297 the bloody rock that we found, 927 00:38:16,397 --> 00:38:18,199 but either way... 928 00:38:19,133 --> 00:38:21,168 ...this slightly sticky ball 929 00:38:21,302 --> 00:38:24,872 proves that you murdered Trip Langenhagen. 930 00:38:27,975 --> 00:38:30,344 Okay, I think you can arrest him now. 931 00:38:30,478 --> 00:38:32,645 Oh, your claim-- 932 00:38:32,779 --> 00:38:33,848 denied. 933 00:38:33,981 --> 00:38:35,615 Who cares? 934 00:38:36,484 --> 00:38:39,286 They never let me feel like I belonged. 935 00:38:46,594 --> 00:38:48,329 Oh, um... 936 00:38:49,330 --> 00:38:51,265 Yvette, uh, Glenn, I am so 937 00:38:51,332 --> 00:38:54,835 deeply sorry for all the commotion that I've caused. 938 00:38:54,935 --> 00:38:56,370 Are you kidding me? I haven't 939 00:38:56,504 --> 00:38:58,172 had this much fun in this club 940 00:38:58,305 --> 00:39:01,509 since, uh, Caribbean Night in 2009. 941 00:39:01,609 --> 00:39:03,844 Elsbeth, you have to stop apologizing. 942 00:39:03,944 --> 00:39:05,479 You solved a murder in the time it took us 943 00:39:05,546 --> 00:39:06,847 to play a round of golf. 944 00:39:06,947 --> 00:39:08,182 You're incredible. 945 00:39:08,315 --> 00:39:09,583 I just... 946 00:39:09,682 --> 00:39:11,519 I hope you'll still have Teddy in your family. 947 00:39:11,651 --> 00:39:13,187 Elsbeth, I'm so grateful 948 00:39:13,287 --> 00:39:15,688 to have someone so brilliant and so original 949 00:39:15,788 --> 00:39:17,858 that wants to be a part of our family. 950 00:39:17,992 --> 00:39:19,792 What are-what are you three doing for Thanksgiving? 951 00:39:19,894 --> 00:39:21,061 They do an excellent spread here, 952 00:39:21,195 --> 00:39:22,662 and I have a feeling, with Perry gone, 953 00:39:22,762 --> 00:39:25,900 the dress code is about to get a bit more relaxed. 954 00:39:27,168 --> 00:39:29,370 Maybe we should get married here. 955 00:39:29,470 --> 00:39:30,670 No. 956 00:39:30,737 --> 00:39:32,006 All right, Ma, 957 00:39:32,072 --> 00:39:33,607 I've been dying to ask. What did I do 958 00:39:33,706 --> 00:39:34,808 to Cousin Judy? 959 00:39:34,909 --> 00:39:37,044 Let's not dig up ancient history. 960 00:39:38,045 --> 00:39:41,415 It just seems like, maybe these situations 961 00:39:41,549 --> 00:39:44,751 aren't always as dire as you perceive them to be. 962 00:39:44,885 --> 00:39:46,753 We're just lucky Roy's family 963 00:39:46,854 --> 00:39:48,189 has been so gracious. 964 00:39:48,289 --> 00:39:50,191 You were amazing, Mom. 965 00:39:50,257 --> 00:39:52,459 Thanks for making the trip this weekend. 966 00:39:53,527 --> 00:39:55,896 I think your father would have loved it here. 967 00:39:56,696 --> 00:39:58,365 That's so funny, I've been thinking about Dad 968 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:00,067 so much this weekend. 969 00:40:00,167 --> 00:40:02,369 Oh. I always think of him. 970 00:40:04,004 --> 00:40:06,073 I'll-I'll see you guys at the car. 971 00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:11,645 Back to Sarasota, then? 972 00:40:11,744 --> 00:40:12,947 I got to see about a hole in one 973 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,682 at a course in Huron, South Dakota. 974 00:40:14,781 --> 00:40:16,850 -Whoa. -Want to come with me? 975 00:40:16,917 --> 00:40:19,086 I have to get back to my dog. 976 00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:21,121 Elsbeth, 977 00:40:21,222 --> 00:40:23,756 this has been more fun than a bucket of balls. 978 00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:26,427 I'm sure you get that all the time. 979 00:40:26,527 --> 00:40:29,196 I'm pretty sure I've never gotten that. 980 00:40:32,967 --> 00:40:34,702 I'll see you around, E. 981 00:40:50,851 --> 00:40:52,319 There it is. 982 00:40:55,155 --> 00:40:56,490 Thirty years on the force, 983 00:40:56,624 --> 00:40:58,492 and my first written reprimand. 984 00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,695 Who wants tea sandwiches? 985 00:41:01,794 --> 00:41:03,163 I got these from Roy's club. 986 00:41:03,264 --> 00:41:05,165 Those places put out so much food, 987 00:41:05,266 --> 00:41:07,301 so much of it goes to waste. 988 00:41:07,401 --> 00:41:09,303 I'll take them to the break room. 989 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:16,510 Well? How was it? 990 00:41:16,644 --> 00:41:18,646 Controversial. 991 00:41:18,778 --> 00:41:20,481 I know. 992 00:41:20,614 --> 00:41:23,384 Teddy sent me the link to the View story. 993 00:41:23,484 --> 00:41:25,286 I've been formally rebuked. 994 00:41:26,020 --> 00:41:28,289 Well, if it makes you feel any better, so was I. 995 00:41:28,389 --> 00:41:30,424 Several times, actually. 996 00:41:33,193 --> 00:41:35,029 Sometimes you have to break the rules 997 00:41:35,129 --> 00:41:36,864 to get to the right result. 998 00:41:36,964 --> 00:41:39,300 I appreciate the sentiment. 999 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,669 But I'm not sure I want to be a member of a club 1000 00:41:41,769 --> 00:41:44,805 whose rules need breaking. 1001 00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:46,974 What does that mean? 1002 00:41:48,008 --> 00:41:49,643 I don't know yet.