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You know how it is some mornings. You
wake up and wish you hadn't.

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You burn the toast and undercook the
eggs, and your family eats it all in

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cold, uncomprehending silence.

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And then they leave.

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Quickly.

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And the girls are coming over in an hour
to play Mahjong.

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Well, when I'm tired and depressed and
need a quick energy pickup, I reach for

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the jar of Yonkers peanut butter.

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Its high protein content gives me the
lift I need to get through the day.

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Younger's peanut butter.

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Chock full of natural energizing
vitamins.

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Either crunchy or smooth.

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I love them both.

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It's a natural high.

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Yonkers peanut butter.

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It's irresistible, and now so am I.

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Try Yonkers in the giant size for quick
energy for the entire family.

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Look for Yonkers in chunky or smooth at
your favorite grocery store.

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You'll love it too.

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Anything interesting happen at the bank
today, Brenda?

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Just the routine, deposits and
withdrawals.

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Your order, sir.

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Um, another open-faced peanut butter
sandwich, please. Will that be chunky or

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smooth this time, sir?

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Chunky.

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One OFS PBC, Herman.

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They were all right.

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I mean, for a group that's relatively
inexperienced, they did all right, don't

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you think?

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Yeah, they were pretty good.

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Yeah, they were, weren't they?

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I mean, you know, considering
everything,

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they did all right.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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Well,

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did you have a good time?

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Oh, sure.

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Well, I guess I should be going home.

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Well, why don't you come up for a while?

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Uh, sure. I mean, uh, sure.

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Are you sure it's all right?

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Brenda, it's rather late and, uh...
You're absolutely right, Billy. It is

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late. Why don't we make it some other
time?

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Brenda.

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You know that door won't open.

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Good night, Billy. It's been a wonderful
evening.

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Hi, Billy. How you doing?

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Hi, Priscilla.

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Give me a couple of bucks of super
regular, please.

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Right on, kiddo.

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Hey, Billy, I'm off in 10 minutes. If
you could take me home tonight, you can

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taste this wild, natural peanut butter
I've got.

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It'll blow your mind.

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Gosh, that would be swell.

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Come on in, Billy.

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Boy, have I got a treat for you.

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Sit down and relax, Billy. I'll be right
back.

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Would you like some wine or beer?

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Peanut butter's fine, Priscilla.

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Don't do anything special for me.

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Come on, sit down. Take your coat off
and stay a while.

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Your orders, sir.

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Well, how do you like it?

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Gee, it's terrific.

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I've heard you're going to drop out of
school.

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Is that true?

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Yeah,

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I sort of lost interest.

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Well, then what do you do with yourself?

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Well, I don't know.

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Maybe I'll join the Marines.

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Here, sweetie, have some wine.

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Yes.

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Why are you so nervous?

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Nervous?

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I'm not nervous.

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Well, you certainly aren't relaxed.

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Um, well, um... What's the matter? Are
you afraid of me or something?

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Uh...

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No, no, I'm not afraid of you or
anything. It's just that I find it

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hard to relate

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to girls.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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You know, I... Thank

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you.

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It's almost 11 o'clock.

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Marilyn Monroe's on a tube tonight in a

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movie called Some Like It Hot.

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Oh, ow!

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You want to watch it?

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Not especially.

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I'd rather listen to you, Billy.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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That's okay. Don't worry then. I'll
clean it.

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Billy, are you always this nervous
around girls?

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Well, um... Can't you relax with me?

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It's not you, um... It's just that...
Well, when

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I was a kid... I had some

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experiences... Okay.

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That, um...

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Makes it hard for me.

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It might help if you tell me about them.

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Well, I've never told them to anyone
before.

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Try me. I'm a good listener.

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I, uh... When I was...

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15, I used to... Used to what?

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To...

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Masturbate?

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Yeah, yeah. I used to masturbate a lot.

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This friend of mine gave me some sexy
magazines.

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And one time when I was really excited

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by them, my Aunt Opal came to visit us.

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My mother wasn't in at the time, and so
she wanted to wait for her.

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And anyway, I was so excited that I
figured she...

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She'd wait in the living room while I
finished masturbating.

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But she didn't.

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What on earth do you think you're doing?

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Oh my god!

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Come here, Billy. Kiss me and then feel
my breasts.

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That's not how you touch a woman.

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Like this.

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First you go into the blouse and...
Here, I'll show you.

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Do you like sucking Aunt Opal's breasts,
Billy?

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Mm-hmm.

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Use your tongue.

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Lick them.

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You see what I mean, Billy?

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The mouth, the tongue.

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Yes, Aunt Opal.

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Did you see how I did that?

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Now you do that to me.

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I can't do that.

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Billy, do as I tell you. You'll like it.

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But... No buts. Just get down there and
act like a man.

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No, no.

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Do what I did to you.

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I can't.

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Yes, you can. It won't hurt you.

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No. You better do as I tell you, Billy,
or else I'm going to have to tell your

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mother you were playing with yourself.

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Oh, no, I don't. But please don't do
that.

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Then do as you're told.

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I'm going to show you how much better
sex is with a woman than with yourself,

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whether you like it or not.

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Here, let's give it a little flavor.

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Now your penis, Billy.

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Your penis.

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In the vagina, Billy. In the vagina.

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Huh? I can't.

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God damn!

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Feel my breast, Billy.

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Squeeze me.

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Fuck me.

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You'd better get dressed.

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And remember, don't ever tell anyone
about this.

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All of a sudden, I was alone.

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She'd gone.

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And I started masturbating again, like
right after she left.

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Because even though her screaming like
that and everything had confused me, I

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still was aroused.

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I just couldn't help myself.

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What's happened to me before?

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It's terrible to be left alone in a time
like that.

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I can't understand your aunt doing that
to you.

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How can anybody do such a thing to
anyone?

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I don't know.

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Do you still masturbate?

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Sometimes.

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Has it affected you?

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Are you crippled?

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No.

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Are you blind?

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Well, I do have to wear glasses.

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But I guess I can see okay.

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Has your brain turned into mush?

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Are you insane?

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Would you like another peanut butter
sandwich, Billy?

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Hey, Billy, why don't you come in here
and look at the coarse-grind chunky I

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got from the health food store?

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When I was younger, I used to
masturbate, too.

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Really?

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Did you do it a lot?

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I guess so.

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Sometimes three or four times a day.

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Do you still masturbate?

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Yes, but not as often.

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Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

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Okay.

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Oh, God, I'm so clumsy tonight.

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I'm sorry, I really am.

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Don't worry about it.

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What about those other experiences you
had?

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Were they anything like the Aunt Opal
episode?

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Well, yeah, but in different ways.

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She...

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Aunt Opal really didn't give me any
confidence like she said she would.

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In fact, I found it even more difficult
to relate to girls after that.

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Anyway, a few months after the Aunt Opal
thing, I went to visit another aunt and

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uncle in Petaluma.

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My aunt and uncle were both at work. The
front door was unlocked, so I went in.

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I heard some noises upstairs and figured
it was my cousin Renee who was home from

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college for the summer.

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Oh, Jesus Christ, Debbie, it's been so
long.

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Oh, God, you feel so good to me.

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Come on, let me love you. Oh, sweet
angel, yes.

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Bye.

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I really love you.

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Now I have a surprise for you.

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I want you to fuck me.

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I've always wanted to try this.

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You little twerp. I'm sorry.

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He's fucking sorry.

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I don't give a damn if you're sorry, you
little cretin. Well, I heard some sounds

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up here and... When you walk in on
someone without their knowing it, that's

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fine, idiot.

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Well, I'm sorry. I really am. Do you
know what happens to spies, little boy?

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No. They get screwed.

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I'm sorry.

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Hold him down, Debbie. I'm going to go
to Daddy's room to get some handpuffs.

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You better learn to join in instead of
standing around watching with your hands

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in your pockets. I'm sorry.

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Jerk. Oh, man.

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What are you doing?

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Here,

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put it over there, hon.

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We're gonna teach you a lesson you'll
never forget.

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Please, don't do that.

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No.

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No, no.

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Hey, looky, looky, it's Tootsie.

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Get his shoes, Renee.

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Perfect. Uh-huh.

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Oh, my. What have we here?

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Oh, no.

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Please, don't do that. No.

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I'm sorry. Not sorry enough, silly boy.

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You wanted to look at it sweetie, so
you're getting a nice close-up

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I'm gonna cry on Sunday.

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the curves all right

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Oh.

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It was as if I weren't there, as if I'd
never been there.

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They made love again, completely
ignoring me.

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Finally I got dressed and went home. I
couldn't stay there after that.

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Did she get pregnant?

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No, but I didn't hear from her for a
couple of months, and I was scared she

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was.

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I don't know.

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After that, I got worried about getting
girls pregnant and everything, and

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it's like I was even more afraid of
girls.

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You know about contraception, don't you?
Yeah, but, you know, I...

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Let me pour you some more wine. No.

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No, no, that's all right. I'll do it
myself.

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I think I know how you felt.

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Well, not about pregnancy, but about
being toyed with like that.

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When I was living in the country a few
years ago, I used to run around the

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woods with older boys.

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I was somewhat of a tomboy then and
didn't think about things in terms of

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sets.

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00:44:10,910 --> 00:44:14,830
One time these two guys wanted to play
hide and seek, which was okay with me,

261
00:44:14,990 --> 00:44:19,630
only I didn't realize the dangers
involved in their special variation of

262
00:44:19,630 --> 00:44:20,630
that game.

263
00:44:20,930 --> 00:44:25,710
Instead of the person who was it trying
to find the others, the others tried to

264
00:44:25,710 --> 00:44:27,250
find and catch the person who was it.

265
00:44:27,790 --> 00:44:32,650
You weren't considered caught until you
said, Uncle, of course I was it and my

266
00:44:32,650 --> 00:44:34,710
friends Lester and George had to catch
me.

267
00:44:35,950 --> 00:44:36,970
Maybe she's in there

268
00:44:36,970 --> 00:44:55,910
Hey

269
00:44:55,910 --> 00:45:02,730
George Whoever finds it first gets the
baller

270
00:45:02,730 --> 00:45:08,040
first great idea less let's split up You
go over there, and I'll go around here.

271
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,100
No, you go around that way.

272
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,640
And I'll go around here.

273
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,000
I'm coming!

274
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,380
Haha you turkeys you haven't got me yet

275
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:40,340
Let's get her! Come on!

276
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:17,400
Thank you, Miss Dilla!

277
00:47:49,960 --> 00:47:51,920
You ready to say I'm fit to sell out?
That's not fair!

278
00:47:53,860 --> 00:47:55,200
Anything's fair in this game!

279
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:56,779
Oh yeah?

280
00:47:56,780 --> 00:47:57,780
You bitch!

281
00:49:25,900 --> 00:49:26,960
I've got you, Priscilla.

282
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,580
Okay, so you got me, uncle.

283
00:49:34,300 --> 00:49:36,540
So the big bear claims his reward.

284
00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:42,240
Hey, that's not part of the game.

285
00:49:42,620 --> 00:49:43,900
This is a new game.

286
00:49:44,180 --> 00:49:46,920
I'm not sure if I like this game so
much.

287
00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,200
Well, let's find out.

288
00:50:06,130 --> 00:50:07,730
Hey, what? What about me?

289
00:50:10,190 --> 00:50:11,990
Hey, dogs, come on in.

290
00:50:12,250 --> 00:50:13,290
The water's fine.

291
00:50:23,310 --> 00:50:24,310
Hey,

292
00:50:25,290 --> 00:50:26,288
what are you doing?

293
00:50:26,290 --> 00:50:27,750
You're going to suck my cock.

294
00:50:28,010 --> 00:50:29,910
Oh, no, I've never done that before.

295
00:50:30,590 --> 00:50:31,990
It's about time you did.

296
00:50:33,050 --> 00:50:34,430
But I don't know how.

297
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:39,050
Put it in your mouth and suck on it. But
make sure you don't bite it.

298
00:50:42,330 --> 00:50:43,330
Open up.

299
00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:28,580
Try mine too, Priscilla.

300
00:51:33,440 --> 00:51:35,180
Now, how do you like this game,
Priscilla?

301
00:51:36,960 --> 00:51:39,680
It's not bad. Have you ever played this
before, George?

302
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:42,340
Sometimes Lester and I play it together.

303
00:51:43,920 --> 00:51:45,000
George, George.

304
00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,460
Let's see if she can suck both of us at
the same time.

305
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,920
I'll try.

306
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,260
Priscilla. This is really nice. Do you
like it too?

307
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,200
Yeah. Don't stop.

308
00:52:18,500 --> 00:52:19,500
Just don't stop.

309
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,240
At the same time.

310
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,260
Suck on it, Priscilla. Suck on it.

311
00:52:54,650 --> 00:52:57,650
I was to return the favor, madame.

312
00:53:13,030 --> 00:53:14,150
I'm a judge.

313
00:54:05,740 --> 00:54:07,580
Hey, Les, how about letting me get a
little action?

314
00:54:09,060 --> 00:54:10,060
Now, come on.

315
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,480
Hey, Georgie, don't come over.

316
00:54:56,800 --> 00:54:58,460
We don't want to get our friend last.

317
00:54:59,540 --> 00:55:00,720
Everything's under control, Les.

318
00:55:28,170 --> 00:55:30,030
Oh god, here I go!

319
00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:55,170
Well boys, I caught you, so I guess I
win this game.

320
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,240
Good game, Les.

321
00:55:59,540 --> 00:56:00,540
Right on.

322
00:56:07,420 --> 00:56:08,420
Come on!

323
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,960
Do I just go screw the cat? Right on!

324
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:21,340
Still can't keep mud from the first game
and come from the second.

325
00:56:21,700 --> 00:56:24,300
I was left lying there alone and
unsatisfied.

326
00:56:25,140 --> 00:56:26,900
I was really mad at them.

327
00:56:27,470 --> 00:56:28,890
They treated me like an object.

328
00:56:36,230 --> 00:56:41,450
Well, that's what reminded me of what
happened to you with your cousin and her

329
00:56:41,450 --> 00:56:42,450
friend.

330
00:56:42,790 --> 00:56:45,370
Those girls used you like those boys
used me.

331
00:56:46,330 --> 00:56:53,130
Even though it was sexually stimulating,
it was still empty and

332
00:56:53,130 --> 00:56:54,130
incomplete.

333
00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:58,060
Would you like a bite of my sandwich?

334
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:12,480
But my experience wasn't exactly the
same as yours because, I mean, at least

335
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:18,400
you knew you were playing a game, but I
wasn't really sure at all. I mean, it

336
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:24,780
felt nice at times, but...

337
00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,260
At other times, it was humiliating and
painful.

338
00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:30,960
Do you know what I mean?

339
00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:33,060
I think so.

340
00:57:33,300 --> 00:57:34,300
Do you?

341
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:43,800
It was, of course, a very confusing
situation for me, but... I

342
00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:50,400
know this may sound ridiculous, but I
didn't have another affair for another

343
00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:51,680
year after that.

344
00:57:52,270 --> 00:57:55,810
Well, that doesn't sound ridiculous,
because that's how long it was for me,

345
00:57:55,850 --> 00:57:56,850
too.

346
00:57:57,630 --> 00:57:58,630
Oh, really?

347
00:58:01,510 --> 00:58:04,050
Could we continue this conversation in
the bedroom?

348
00:58:05,210 --> 00:58:09,730
Oh, are you tired? If you are, I
could... No, I'm fine. I just feel like

349
00:58:09,730 --> 00:58:10,730
going to lay down.

350
00:58:10,750 --> 00:58:11,750
Care to join me?

351
00:58:12,190 --> 00:58:17,150
Well, can I make a peanut butter
sandwich first?

352
00:58:18,450 --> 00:58:20,450
If you want, bring the jar with you.

353
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,160
No, this will be the last one.

354
00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:27,160
Why don't you bring the jar along just
in case?

355
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:30,880
Well, all right.

356
00:59:09,009 --> 00:59:13,230
When I finally had another encounter,

357
00:59:15,390 --> 00:59:17,390
it was because of this friend of mine.

358
00:59:17,630 --> 00:59:22,230
He was the same guy who gave me those
magazines I told you about.

359
00:59:24,730 --> 00:59:26,150
Jeff was his name.

360
00:59:27,010 --> 00:59:31,970
Anyway, he used to kid me a lot about
being afraid of girls and everything.

361
00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:34,810
But he'd always try to help me out.

362
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:43,700
Making friends with him anyway But I
never really could get it together

363
00:59:43,700 --> 00:59:50,520
to go Along with any of his schemes But

364
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:57,100
one day I went to this to store where he
worked and he had this strange proposal

365
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:16,400
Hi, Jeff.

366
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,000
The time has come, my friend.

367
01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:26,980
Think of other things.

368
01:00:28,180 --> 01:00:32,700
Billy, I fixed you up with a comely way
in search of her Lothario.

369
01:00:33,580 --> 01:00:39,100
I've no doubt but that out of innate
impetuosity, she will allow you, old

370
01:00:39,100 --> 01:00:41,420
buddy, to cockatoo her.

371
01:00:45,390 --> 01:00:46,390
What do you mean?

372
01:00:47,090 --> 01:00:49,610
It's elementary, my dear boy,
elementary.

373
01:00:50,070 --> 01:00:53,510
This gal, Gloria, is gorgeous and game.

374
01:00:54,790 --> 01:01:01,470
Uh, I don't... I'm not sure I understand
what you're getting at.

375
01:01:01,670 --> 01:01:03,790
She's hungry for the hirsute horn.

376
01:01:04,310 --> 01:01:10,890
My lad, on such affairs as these, you
may, nay, you must,

377
01:01:11,050 --> 01:01:13,850
trust me that I know what I'm talking
about.

378
01:01:14,700 --> 01:01:15,700
Know what?

379
01:01:16,380 --> 01:01:21,460
She wants to ball you. This girl will
ball you.

380
01:01:22,780 --> 01:01:28,900
Well, I... What's she like?

381
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:32,780
You'll like her, okay?

382
01:01:33,640 --> 01:01:36,340
There's just one thing.

383
01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:38,520
What's that?

384
01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:43,660
Well, she's a little tiny bit strange,
if you know what I mean.

385
01:01:44,090 --> 01:01:48,970
She's, uh, a chess master, and, uh,
well, you know how they are.

386
01:01:49,230 --> 01:01:50,730
Hey, Wawa King!

387
01:01:51,270 --> 01:01:53,930
Well, what's happening, Jeff? How's it
going, man?

388
01:01:54,770 --> 01:01:55,770
Look!

389
01:01:57,050 --> 01:01:58,570
What's up, Wawa?

390
01:01:58,890 --> 01:01:59,890
See you later.

391
01:02:02,330 --> 01:02:05,790
He's a strange dude, man. What are they
like?

392
01:02:06,170 --> 01:02:10,110
Uh, hey, she's horny, you know? That's
all that counts.

393
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:15,920
I'll see you later, my little peanut.
About it. Eight o'clock at my place.

394
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,200
Don't be late.

395
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:19,200
Cheerio.

396
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:20,920
Okay.

397
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:31,140
Jeff was quite a ladies' man, but I
didn't really think he'd actually found

398
01:02:31,140 --> 01:02:32,560
a girl who'd make love with me.

399
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,800
But I was curious.

400
01:02:36,040 --> 01:02:40,500
So I went to his apartment just to see
what happened.

401
01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,480
Relax, Billy, my boy. She'll be here any
minute.

402
01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:56,880
What did I tell you? Come on. Let's go.

403
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:58,760
Come on.

404
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:09,240
Hi, Gloria.

405
01:03:12,950 --> 01:03:17,370
Billy, this is Gloria. And Gloria, this
is the young man I told you about.

406
01:03:22,390 --> 01:03:23,550
Do you play chess?

407
01:03:26,590 --> 01:03:29,690
No, but I play checkers.

408
01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:39,190
Make yourself comfortable, Gloria. Just
have a seat anywhere.

409
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:56,480
You two have fun. Keep yourselves
entertained, and I'll be in in just a

410
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:57,480
minute.

411
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,260
What are you reading?

412
01:04:21,870 --> 01:04:22,870
A magazine.

413
01:04:24,730 --> 01:04:25,730
Oh.

414
01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:29,990
What are you reading about?

415
01:04:30,210 --> 01:04:35,430
I mean, what is the article you're
reading about?

416
01:04:37,370 --> 01:04:38,370
Chess.

417
01:04:49,990 --> 01:04:51,110
Chess is...

418
01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:57,680
It's a fascinating game. It's like life
in many ways, isn't it?

419
01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:32,580
Excuse me.

420
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:38,560
I have to relieve myself.

421
01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:49,940
What's the matter, kid? The dame wants
her. Why not just give her to her?

422
01:05:50,740 --> 01:05:53,680
Are you sure? I mean, she doesn't look
horny to me.

423
01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:58,880
Listen, would I lie to you? Would I tell
you the chick was horny if she wasn't?

424
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:00,860
No, but...

425
01:06:01,340 --> 01:06:05,480
She's so beautiful. She could have any
man she wanted. Why wouldn't she want

426
01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:08,300
me? Listen, you're asking me that?

427
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,780
Any man can have that thing.

428
01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:16,600
You know, when a woman wants it, she
wants it. All you gotta do is give her a

429
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:20,920
confident smile and then take her, you
know?

430
01:06:21,140 --> 01:06:25,400
This bullshit you've been coming up
with, it ain't gonna get you nowhere.

431
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:29,980
But I don't know what to say to her.

432
01:06:31,820 --> 01:06:34,900
Listen, Billy boy, I'll tell you what
I'm going to do.

433
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:38,540
I'm going to go in there and set her up
for you, okay?

434
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:42,300
And you stand out here and just watch,
you see?

435
01:06:42,740 --> 01:06:44,300
Maybe you'll even learn something.

436
01:06:44,720 --> 01:06:51,400
And then when I got her so turned on,
she can't even resist you, then I'll

437
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:55,500
signal you, you come in and take over.
Now you think you can do that?

438
01:06:56,810 --> 01:06:58,750
Yeah, I guess so.

439
01:06:59,010 --> 01:07:03,730
Come on, Billy boy. I need more than a
boy's whimper. Now tell me, can you do

440
01:07:03,730 --> 01:07:04,730
it?

441
01:07:05,950 --> 01:07:07,090
Yeah, sure.

442
01:07:08,590 --> 01:07:10,430
Okay, Billy boy, okay.

443
01:07:11,030 --> 01:07:12,330
Breathe in deep.

444
01:07:13,070 --> 01:07:14,250
Let it out.

445
01:07:14,810 --> 01:07:18,630
Now just relax and take your time. Get
undressed.

446
01:07:19,270 --> 01:07:22,450
And watch for my signal, okay?

447
01:08:18,550 --> 01:08:20,990
Fuck me Jen, fuck me Jen!

448
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,080
Oh, no.

449
01:10:25,450 --> 01:10:26,450
Oh my god.

450
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:29,500
Yeah, ah

451
01:12:00,269 --> 01:12:02,490
Oh, you need it.

452
01:12:02,710 --> 01:12:03,309
Oh,

453
01:12:03,310 --> 01:12:11,490
Jeff.

454
01:12:12,010 --> 01:12:13,190
Oh, God.

455
01:12:13,990 --> 01:12:14,990
Oh,

456
01:12:16,430 --> 01:12:20,130
suck.

457
01:12:21,790 --> 01:12:23,410
Oh, suck me.

458
01:12:24,110 --> 01:12:26,230
Oh, suck me, Jeff.

459
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:03,920
I needed these.

460
01:13:04,220 --> 01:13:05,740
Oh, fuck me.

461
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:49,920
Oh, God.

462
01:13:50,420 --> 01:13:52,300
I want more.

463
01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:59,700
Oh, yes.

464
01:14:05,100 --> 01:14:06,100
I can't do it.

465
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:07,660
I can't do it.

466
01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:07,060
Oh, no.

467
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:09,260
Oh, I need it.

468
01:15:09,980 --> 01:15:13,360
Oh, I need it. It's all yours, kid.

469
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,500
Oh, Jeff.

470
01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:17,080
Oh, Jeff.

471
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:19,220
Oh, fuck me, Jeff.

472
01:15:19,900 --> 01:15:21,480
Oh, fuck me, Jeff.

473
01:15:22,500 --> 01:15:23,780
Oh, my king.

474
01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:27,700
Oh, Jeff,

475
01:15:28,420 --> 01:15:29,420
I need it.

476
01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:31,160
Yuck.

477
01:15:49,610 --> 01:15:50,610
I'm coming, Jeff.

478
01:15:50,690 --> 01:15:53,470
Oh, Jeff, come to me.

479
01:15:53,890 --> 01:15:57,070
Oh, I'm coming.

480
01:15:57,270 --> 01:16:00,110
Oh, my God.

481
01:16:00,490 --> 01:16:01,490
Ow.

482
01:16:01,950 --> 01:16:04,430
Get out, creep pig.

483
01:16:06,450 --> 01:16:12,550
Yuck. God damn it, Jeff. That swine's
got a slime all over me.

484
01:16:12,790 --> 01:16:17,430
Take it easy, Gloria. You're a goddamn
creep yourself, Jeff.

485
01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:21,000
How could you even allow that little
pond to touch me?

486
01:16:22,020 --> 01:16:24,080
No more chess lessons for you.

487
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:04,500
Gloria was the last girl that I've ever
made love to.

488
01:17:05,540 --> 01:17:10,940
She's also the last girl that Jeff or
anyone's tried to turn me on to. And

489
01:17:10,940 --> 01:17:13,080
I've been pretty much alone since then.

490
01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:22,960
It's not that I don't want to make love.
It's just that I

491
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:26,700
can't do it.

492
01:17:27,790 --> 01:17:28,790
That's so sad.

493
01:17:34,570 --> 01:17:41,010
I guess I don't really understand what's
expected of me.

494
01:17:41,770 --> 01:17:43,250
Nothing's expected of you.

495
01:17:44,510 --> 01:17:46,130
Yes, I know.

496
01:17:47,550 --> 01:17:51,430
Come on, Billy, I didn't mean it that
way. What I meant was if you'd just be

497
01:17:51,430 --> 01:17:54,870
yourself and not worry about making
love, it'd work out fine.

498
01:17:55,310 --> 01:17:56,310
Well, I don't.

499
01:17:56,510 --> 01:17:59,170
really worry about it. It's a simple
fact.

500
01:17:59,970 --> 01:18:02,270
I can't seduce a girl.

501
01:18:03,850 --> 01:18:07,490
If a girl wants you to make love to her,
it's a very simple thing to do.

502
01:18:07,790 --> 01:18:11,250
Well, no girl really wants me to make
love to them.

503
01:18:13,410 --> 01:18:14,410
I do.

504
01:18:16,250 --> 01:18:17,250
What?

505
01:18:17,550 --> 01:18:18,550
I do.

506
01:18:19,430 --> 01:18:21,030
I'd like you to make love to me.

507
01:18:23,190 --> 01:18:24,190
Why?

508
01:18:25,390 --> 01:18:27,470
Because I love you.

509
01:18:29,650 --> 01:18:30,650
You do?

510
01:18:31,350 --> 01:18:32,350
Yes.

511
01:18:39,950 --> 01:18:41,430
I'm afraid.

512
01:18:44,150 --> 01:18:46,530
What could you possibly be afraid of?

513
01:18:47,950 --> 01:18:50,910
I'm afraid I'd disappoint you.

514
01:18:51,330 --> 01:18:54,050
Oh, Billy, you can never disappoint me.

515
01:18:54,990 --> 01:18:55,990
Love you.

516
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,200
You're beautiful.

517
01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,720
You're beautiful too.

518
01:21:39,020 --> 01:21:42,900
Priscilla, I love you. Oh, yes.

519
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:46,140
Oh, yes.

520
01:22:43,060 --> 01:22:44,060
God. God.

521
01:23:51,720 --> 01:23:52,720
Oh, man.

522
01:24:21,200 --> 01:24:24,000
Oh, Priscilla, my peanut butter baby.

523
01:24:26,020 --> 01:24:29,260
I think I'm going to... Oh, come now.

524
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:30,600
Oh, now.

525
01:24:31,300 --> 01:24:32,300
Now.

526
01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:45,780
Tastes good.

527
01:24:47,900 --> 01:24:48,900
Want some?

528
01:24:52,040 --> 01:24:53,040
No, thanks.

529
01:24:53,760 --> 01:24:55,980
Go ahead, try it. You'll like it.

530
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:01,680
Is that good?

531
01:25:03,460 --> 01:25:10,380
I wonder how that tastes with peanut

532
01:25:10,380 --> 01:25:11,380
butter.

533
01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:21,100
Well, there's one way to find out.

534
01:25:40,660 --> 01:25:43,080
Pax Vabiscum.

535
01:25:59,560 --> 01:26:00,560
Wild,

536
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:04,180
natural peanut butter I've got.

537
01:26:23,590 --> 01:26:29,390
What on earth do you think you're doing?
Do you know what happens to spies,

538
01:26:29,650 --> 01:26:30,650
little boy?

539
01:26:32,810 --> 01:26:33,810
The mouth?

540
01:26:40,090 --> 01:26:45,770
Blessed art thou, O Lord, who hallowest
thy people.

541
01:26:46,380 --> 01:26:50,940
I love you. Try to excite me. Throw it.
You'll like it. That would be swell.

542
01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:52,840
In the vagina!

543
01:26:53,360 --> 01:26:55,600
By the right of this nuptial wine.

544
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:58,060
Get down there and act like a man.

545
01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,960
And the sacred covenant of marriage.

546
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:02,400
Pig!

547
01:27:18,640 --> 01:27:19,960
Why are you so nervous, Billy?

548
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:27,840
Masturbate a lot.

549
01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:38,040
Oh my God.

550
01:27:38,480 --> 01:27:39,480
I love you.

551
01:27:39,820 --> 01:27:46,100
I act like a man because... I act like a
man because... I love you.

552
01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:55,620
Do you, Billy, take Priscilla to be your
lawful wedded wife, to

553
01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:58,860
love, to honor, and to cherish?

554
01:28:00,020 --> 01:28:01,820
Nothing's expected of you.

555
01:28:02,720 --> 01:28:04,100
I do.

556
01:28:04,980 --> 01:28:10,940
And do you, Priscilla, take Billy to be
your lawful wedded husband,

557
01:28:11,180 --> 01:28:15,280
to love, to honor, and to cherish?

558
01:28:15,700 --> 01:28:16,700
I do.

559
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:18,200
You do?

560
01:28:18,780 --> 01:28:22,500
I now pronounce you man and wife.

561
01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:27,140
Billy, you may now kiss your bride.

562
01:29:01,840 --> 01:29:06,160
I love you. I love

563
01:29:06,160 --> 01:29:09,840
you.

564
01:29:10,840 --> 01:29:14,300
I love you. I love you.

565
01:30:05,640 --> 01:30:07,760
Dominus Vibiscum

566
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:13,240
E cum spiritu tumo. Pax obiscum.

567
01:30:14,900 --> 01:30:17,620
Mi adir al hako.

568
01:30:18,360 --> 01:30:21,540
The voruch to hako.