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Ok, you go to 
Aunt Honey's with me

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I go to your parents' with you

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and Jack's stepdad's with him

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And then we can go with
Karen real quick to visit Stan in prison?

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- Why not?
- Great

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Ok, I figure we each 
get one hour

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We'll set this timer
and when it goes off

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We're out of 
there no matter what

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We do not respond to guilt
shame, tears, or flattery

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There's still 40 minutes left on the timer
What happened?

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There's really 
not much left to say

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after your husband tells you

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he wants you to start
sleeping with other people

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He wants me to be sexually
satisfied while he's in prison

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I don't know why

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He certainly didn't care 
while he was out

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Whatever you do

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do not tell my mother
that Nathan and I broke up

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You haven't told her?

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You see how I went up 
at the end, like I cared?

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Look, she always said 
that I was wasting my time

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with him, and there's nothing

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she loves more than saying
"I told you so."

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She's so obnoxious
She even has a little

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told-you-so dance

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It's the one thing 
I asked you not to do!

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The woman was depressed

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I felt it was my duty 
as a fellow thespian

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to turn her mask of tragedy
into one of comedy

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I'm gonna hurt you
Right now

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Hey! That's enough! 
It's over!

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Ok. fasten your seat belts, folks

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You are about 
to meet my stepdad

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A man whose cruelty is exceeded
only by his inability to love

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Welcome!

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I'm so thrilled to
 finally meet Jack's friends

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Hi, how are you?
Good to see you

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Jackie!

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Father

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You're looking
 distant and shaming

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Pick the lady and 
you win a dollar

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Red, black, black

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Just follow the lady

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- Pick the queen
- Uh...this one?

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Sorry
 Jack?

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It's that one I know it is

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And once again
you set me up for failure

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Those football players

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Their asses are so high

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- I'm hungry
- I'm thirsty

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I could hump a tree

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It's...that one

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Sorry

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All right! 
You did it

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You know what 
that means, don't you?

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You get to keep 
my lucky cards

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No, I can't take 
these from you

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- You said you liked 'em
- Yeah, they're great

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Come on
I want you to have 'em

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No, I can't

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Oh, just take the cards, Elliot! 
Take the damn cards!

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The man wants you
 to have the cards

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take the cards!
And you, man stop badgering the boy!

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- You better take 'em
- Thanks

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All right

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Ding

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Ding!

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What are you doing?
What's the matter with you?

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Ding the dang bell!

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Is there something 
wrong, Jack?

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If you have something 
to say to me, just say it

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Ok. There is something

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that I've been wanting to
tell you for a long time

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Gotta go
 Elliot!

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Well, these last few stops 
have been a nice warm-up

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now brace yourself 
for real dysfunction

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WASP dysfunction

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You can't say it
You can't talk about it

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but you know it's there

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Kind of like a fart in church

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Just tell them 
about the code

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Oh, yes, the code

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"Business trip" is the code

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for my father's affair 
with his mistress

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otherwise known as 
"associate," "colleague," or "client."

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I learned that the hard way

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last Easter when I talked

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about taking on three 
clients at the same time

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If you're feeling remotely 
full after appetizers

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don't undo your top button

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You'll need that 
to hold in your feelings

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- Hey, look who's here!
- Hey, guys!

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What's with the haircut?

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Thanks, Paul
Nice to see you, too

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Hey, Willie.I just 
mentioned your haircut

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You don't have to
 cry about it

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Hey!

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Is that the brother you slept with
as a substitute for the gay one

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you're in love with but
 can never really have?

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No. That's his 
other brother Sam

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Paul, Peggy
these are my friends

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Karen, Jack, and
of course, Grace

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Grace, it's so nice 
to meet you

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There's a woman 
where I get my hair

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done in Westport
She's Jewish, too

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Oh, sure

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I've seen her  at the meetings

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Here you are!

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Oh, Will, darling

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Let me shut the door
I don't want to have to deal

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with that gossipy 
new neighbor

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Hello!
Mrs. Schaefer

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Her eldest has a lazy eye
Her youngest is a prostitute

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Oh, Grace, dear
I was just finishing up the soup bowls

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I saw a special 
on the Food Network

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on how to make
 them out of gourds

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Oh, food can be such fun

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This is where I'm going to die

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Who wants a martini?

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and I've gone to heaven!

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If you need to change
there's a guest room

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at the top of the stairs

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No, mom
This is what we're wearing

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Oh, good
You should be comfortable

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I guess I'm just, what?

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Am I old-fashioned
I guess?

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So, uh, where's dad?

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Oh, he had a last-minute 
business meeting

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It seems his...client couldn't 
wait till after the holidays

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Oh, you know your father 
and his work

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Yeah, he's dedicated

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Hey... I'm sorry 
Sam couldn't make it

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but I'm so glad you're here
I never get to see you

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Paul, sweetie
come sit next to me

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Hi, I'm Grace
You must be Uncle Winnie

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Oh, don't bother, darling

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He's on medication
He thinks you're a balloon

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Oh, and one more thing

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That's three

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Could you please 
come and help me?

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I'm having some trouble 
with the garbage disposal

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I called the plumber

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but it's a holiday
so, you know

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Oh! Don't touch the wall, Jack

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- Will, I'm a-scared
- You should be

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I like Will's family
They drink

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Were you serious about
what you said before?

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Are you really thinking about 
having sex with someone?

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Oh, for God's sakes
stop fishing you big lez

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It's not gonna be with you

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Oh, shucks

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And I made myself all purty

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But, you know

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if I was gonna do it

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it'd have to be just 
the right situation, you know?

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And just the right kind of guy

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A big, swarthy, hunky
working-class kind of guy

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You know

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the kind that wears a tool belt 
but doesn't know how to spell it

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I wouldn't hold your breath

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That kind of guy only 
exists in porno movies

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Uh, excuse me, ladies

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someone needed
their pipes cleaned out?

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Oh, that sounds like 
your father's ring

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Let's eat

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I'll get the soup

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Tell everybody
 to take their seats

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Their names are 
on the artichokes

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Now, they're all 
in a particular order

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so no switching!

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I'm glad I get to 
taste mom's soup

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before Peggy and I
 have to take off

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What are you talking about?

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You're not taking off
 I'm taking off

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Oh, I'm sorry, buddy
I have to

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No, no, no
Not this year

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Come on, Will
 You're her favorite

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You should stay

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I am not her
Even so, I'm going!

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Whatcha doing? 
Fixing things?

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Well, this disposal
I've got a bolt here that

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just won't go in

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Oh, well, maybe you 
should talk dirty to it

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I mean, you were saying?

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Grace, darling

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please tuck this napkin 
under your chin

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The last time you ruined 
my tablecloth with all your

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slopping

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Well, gotta go

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Paul, could I talk to 
you a minute?

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Will, eat your soup
Mom made it

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It's in gourds

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- Guess I'm finished
- Are you?

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Or are you just 
getting started?

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What's left to do?

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Well, if you poke
 around a little bit

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I bet you could find something

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I'm sure I can

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Don't talk
You'll wreck it

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What's going on here?

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I'm not sure

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Oh!

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How dare you!

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I'm a married woman!

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Sorry, man
 I've got obligations

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So do I!

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There is a huge difference

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between my obligation 
to my family

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and your obligation 
to your friends

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My friends are my family

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Your situation is 
completely different

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and you know it! 
You made that choice

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Choice?! 
Are you kidding me?!

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Look, let's go over this again

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My being gay is
 no more a choice

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Paul, don't leave yet
I just want to send a little bottle

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of wine over to Peg's 
folks for the holidays

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Just a little thank you 
for forgetting us this year

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Well, what's going on here?

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Nothing
Will's crying

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I am not!

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Look, we just both
have places we need to be

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We both feel that 
one of us should stay

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- Mom, you pick
- Oh, that is so unfair

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Don't make her choose

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You know who she's gonna pick

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I pick Paul

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Of course-- What?

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Well, I would like to
 propose a toast

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To our own Thanksgiving

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To no longer being 
at the mercy

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of our mothers
 fathers, brothers

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Plumbers

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Feels pretty good
doesn't it?

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I hate the way 
I left things with my mom

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I feel terrible

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I feel worse about 
what happened

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between me 
and my step-dad

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Why worse?

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Because it 
happened to me

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Hey, what about me?

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Stan put me in 
an awful position

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And that plumber 
nearly did, too

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Yeah, well, I feel fine

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- No, you don't
- No, I don't!

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How could she 
pick Paul over me?!

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Well, let's dig into 
this turkey

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Wait! Wait a minute!

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Um, doesn't it seem wrong to

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enjoy a beautiful
 uneaten Turkey

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when you have 
all this unfinished

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emotional business?

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You know what? 
She's right

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Two minutes each 
We say our piece and we get out

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00:11:57,704 --> 00:11:58,823
But I'm starved

260
00:11:58,823 --> 00:12:00,344
So? 
The turkey'll still be here

261
00:12:00,344 --> 00:12:02,683
when we get back

262
00:12:02,683 --> 00:12:04,706
Or whatever

263
00:12:05,227 --> 00:12:07,750
Go!

264
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:08,612
I'm sorry, Rosario

265
00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:10,145
but we'll try to be 
as quick as we can

266
00:12:10,145 --> 00:12:12,650
Have a piece of fruit 
to tide yourself over

267
00:12:14,268 --> 00:12:17,308
Fruit, my ass!

268
00:12:24,459 --> 00:12:27,469
Two minutes
 Go!

269
00:12:29,044 --> 00:12:30,027
Don't talk

270
00:12:30,027 --> 00:12:32,909
I got something to say to you
and I don't have a lot of time

271
00:12:32,909 --> 00:12:35,542
I'm angry with you
Stanley

272
00:12:35,542 --> 00:12:38,724
Why do you want me
to have sex with other men?

273
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,478
I mean, sure
I'm miserable without you

274
00:12:41,478 --> 00:12:42,720
but it's not the kind
 of miserable

275
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,668
that's gonna go 
away with a quick tongue

276
00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:47,552
wrestle with a

277
00:12:47,552 --> 00:12:52,202
I don't know 5' 10"
maintenance man with a

278
00:12:52,202 --> 00:12:54,242
I don't know musky smell
 of Paco Rabanne

279
00:12:54,242 --> 00:12:56,652
and dirty metal and a

280
00:12:56,652 --> 00:12:59,130
I don't know 
Chinese serenity symbol

281
00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:02,104
tattooed on his left bicep

282
00:13:02,104 --> 00:13:07,712
Or something
I mean, the point is

283
00:13:07,712 --> 00:13:09,804
I don't want any man but you

284
00:13:09,804 --> 00:13:12,789
I love you
Every fold, nook

285
00:13:12,789 --> 00:13:16,606
and cranny of you
you two-ton English muffin!

286
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:21,150
Hey, we still got 40 seconds left
What do you want to do?

287
00:13:22,840 --> 00:13:24,764
Ok. Only this time

288
00:13:24,764 --> 00:13:27,133
you stick your boobs 
on the glass

289
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:30,323
Come on

290
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,244
Happy Thanksgiving
Mr. Walker

291
00:13:33,244 --> 00:13:35,913
I love you

292
00:13:39,869 --> 00:13:41,895
Two minutes-- Go!

293
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:45,441
Hey, everyone
 would you mind

294
00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:47,528
if I had a minute alone 
with my mom?

295
00:13:48,504 --> 00:13:50,145
Thanks

296
00:13:51,907 --> 00:13:53,562
There's something 
I need to say to you

297
00:13:53,562 --> 00:13:55,165
Oh, and what's that?

298
00:13:55,165 --> 00:13:56,530
You already told me
 I can't act

299
00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:59,296
Did you come back to 
tell me I can't sing?

300
00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:01,604
Oh, mom
of course you can s--

301
00:14:01,604 --> 00:14:03,730
Let's not get into 
that right now

302
00:14:04,513 --> 00:14:08,346
Look, I-- I hate 
what I said to you

303
00:14:08,346 --> 00:14:10,162
I was just upset

304
00:14:10,162 --> 00:14:12,645
But the whole 
"I told you so" thing

305
00:14:12,645 --> 00:14:15,565
it's just that 
sometimes it seems

306
00:14:15,565 --> 00:14:18,538
like you love being 
right even more

307
00:14:18,538 --> 00:14:20,703
than you love me

308
00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:23,764
Are you kidding, dear?

309
00:14:23,764 --> 00:14:27,193
I love you more than 
anything in the world

310
00:14:28,337 --> 00:14:30,522
That's sweet, mom

311
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:34,167
I guess a part of 
me does appreciate

312
00:14:34,167 --> 00:14:39,608
that on some level
but the dance

313
00:14:39,608 --> 00:14:41,858
Why the dance?

314
00:14:42,456 --> 00:14:44,827
Well, it's cute, darling

315
00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:47,473
Everybody thinks so

316
00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:49,149
Who is "everybody"?

317
00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:53,058
Look, the point is 
that it bothers you

318
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:57,170
so I just won't say 
"I told you so" anymore

319
00:14:57,170 --> 00:14:59,001
Mom, I want to believe that

320
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:01,483
but in 33 years you 
have never been

321
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:02,813
able to restrain yourself

322
00:15:02,813 --> 00:15:04,350
I promise you, dear

323
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:07,032
you'll never hear it again

324
00:15:07,032 --> 00:15:10,036
- Really?
- Really

325
00:15:10,562 --> 00:15:13,488
Thank you for that, mom

326
00:15:13,488 --> 00:15:18,971
- I love you
- I love you, too, dear

327
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,550
I told her so!

328
00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:31,252
Two minutes
 Go!

329
00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:33,632
I just have 
one question for you

330
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,646
How dare you 
be so nice to Elliot!

331
00:15:35,646 --> 00:15:37,461
Where was that guy
when I was growing up?!

332
00:15:37,461 --> 00:15:38,202
Well, I was probably

333
00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:41,212
Oh, is that supposed 
to be your answer?

334
00:15:41,212 --> 00:15:42,487
You are ten times the father

335
00:15:42,487 --> 00:15:43,808
with him than you 
ever were with me

336
00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:46,466
- No, I don't think you
- Don't change the subject!

337
00:15:46,466 --> 00:15:48,450
For my 12th birthday 
I asked for

338
00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:52,488
a "Beautiful Chrissy" doll with
beautiful hair that grows

339
00:15:52,488 --> 00:15:54,989
And what did you get me? 
A dirt bike?!

340
00:15:54,989 --> 00:15:56,456
What the hell's 
a 12-year-old boy

341
00:15:56,456 --> 00:16:00,322
gonna do with a dirt bike?!

342
00:16:00,322 --> 00:16:02,976
You don't know me at all!

343
00:16:03,943 --> 00:16:05,560
Hey, you don't know me either

344
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:08,466
It's not like you took 
any interest in me

345
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:11,931
I was a kid
I wasn't supposed to

346
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:14,998
Yeah, you got me there

347
00:16:14,998 --> 00:16:17,022
Yeah, I do, don't I?

348
00:16:17,022 --> 00:16:18,621
You were a tough kid to figure out

349
00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:20,134
It was like having
 a foreign exchange

350
00:16:20,134 --> 00:16:22,721
student in the house

351
00:16:22,721 --> 00:16:26,684
You spoke your own language
and wore a beret

352
00:16:28,312 --> 00:16:30,342
Well, you should
have tried harder

353
00:16:30,342 --> 00:16:32,866
You're right
 I should have

354
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:37,272
I was a crap father
I'm sorry

355
00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:42,186
But, Jack
 I'm not the same guy

356
00:16:42,186 --> 00:16:45,361
Well, I am
I'm still mad

357
00:16:45,361 --> 00:16:48,530
I know
But what do you get out

358
00:16:48,530 --> 00:16:51,104
of holding on to 
something like that?

359
00:16:51,104 --> 00:16:54,096
I'd really like us 
to get closer, Jack

360
00:16:55,676 --> 00:16:58,330
Well, it won't be easy

361
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:02,330
I'm very complicated

362
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:08,129
I am a swirling
 mass of contradictions

363
00:17:08,129 --> 00:17:10,984
Sometimes I'm happy
Sometimes I'm sad

364
00:17:10,984 --> 00:17:12,361
Sometimes...

365
00:17:12,361 --> 00:17:15,171
Well, I guess
those are the only two

366
00:17:17,795 --> 00:17:21,132
But... You really want to 
get to know me?

367
00:17:21,132 --> 00:17:22,499
I do

368
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:25,824
If you want to take the time
to get to know me

369
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:31,529
I guess I wouldn't be
 adverse to that

370
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:35,711
I'll take that present now

371
00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:40,933
- Ok, uh
- Right there on the bed

372
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:44,205
I didn't know what to 
get you, so I just

373
00:17:44,205 --> 00:17:46,602
put some money in a box

374
00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:50,642
Oh, pop, you do know me!

375
00:17:53,392 --> 00:17:55,805
Ok, two minutes
 Go

376
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:58,409
So, what? 
Paul is your favorite now?

377
00:17:58,409 --> 00:17:59,640
Where is he?
 Favorite?!

378
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,974
I sent him home

379
00:18:00,974 --> 00:18:02,000
You what?

380
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,256
I just-- I don't know
I didn't want him around

381
00:18:04,256 --> 00:18:05,283
But you chose him

382
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:07,005
You'd obviously rather 
have him around than me

383
00:18:07,005 --> 00:18:08,649
Oh, William, sweetheart

384
00:18:08,649 --> 00:18:13,811
you know
 I don't have favorites

385
00:18:13,811 --> 00:18:18,988
But if I did
you know who it would be

386
00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:21,898
That's why I could pick 
Paul in front of you

387
00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:25,009
but I couldn't pick you 
in front of Paul

388
00:18:25,009 --> 00:18:26,437
Because he would 
have cried, right?

389
00:18:26,437 --> 00:18:29,330
Because he's the crier

390
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,932
Now, go home
Be with your family

391
00:18:31,932 --> 00:18:34,898
I'm giving you
Thanksgiving off this year

392
00:18:34,898 --> 00:18:36,944
No, no, look
 I don't think you

393
00:18:36,944 --> 00:18:37,987
should be alone 
on a holiday

394
00:18:37,987 --> 00:18:41,039
Honey, I'm not alone
I've got Uncle Winnie

395
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:44,707
Bingo!
 I win!

396
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:48,500
Do you hear that? 
He wins

397
00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:51,738
So stop treating me like 
I'm some fragile old woman

398
00:18:51,738 --> 00:18:53,735
I'm fine. I mean
it would be nice

399
00:18:53,735 --> 00:18:55,378
if your father
didn't he to conduct

400
00:18:55,378 --> 00:18:56,865
his business on holidays

401
00:18:56,865 --> 00:19:00,819
but, it's not your job 
to take care of me

402
00:19:00,819 --> 00:19:01,658
Well, I think it is

403
00:19:01,658 --> 00:19:03,072
No, no, please
Go home

404
00:19:03,072 --> 00:19:04,292
I'm busy

405
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,952
I have to go 
through daddy's closet

406
00:19:05,952 --> 00:19:08,029
pick out a couple of
 suits he loves

407
00:19:08,029 --> 00:19:11,516
and give them 
to the Salvation Army

408
00:19:14,371 --> 00:19:15,234
Let's go

409
00:19:15,234 --> 00:19:17,256
We can still make it 
home in time for dinner

410
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,805
- Great. I'm starved
- Me, too

411
00:19:18,805 --> 00:19:20,680
I could use some solids

412
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:24,461
Well, wait till you guys
 taste this turkey

413
00:19:37,697 --> 00:19:41,711
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