1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:04,192 ♪ James Bond-style music 2 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,314 (Groans) 3 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,196 (Baroque string ensemble) 4 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,073 BOTH: Oooh! 5 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,798 - Exciting, innit? - Yeah. 6 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,110 God, l'm glad Dave invited us. 7 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:32,956 (Posh accent) Oh, hello! 8 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,508 Absolutely no idea who that was. 9 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:40,720 Jen, love, what l don't get is that if it was by invitation, why have you got to pay? 10 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,552 Oh, shut up! lt's for charity. 11 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:46,758 Charity! That woman's tiara down there, that could pay off the Third World debt! 12 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,469 l know. Posh Spice. Oh, l'm a bit nervous. 13 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,676 Don't be! Don't be. 14 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,830 They're no different to us, no better than us. 15 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:57,275 They still go to the toilet. They still wipe their... 16 00:01:57,360 --> 00:01:59,157 Arses, yeah. 17 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:01,196 - Yeah. - Yeah. Come on. 18 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,193 - (Posh) Care to join me, darling? - (Posh) How kind. 19 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:19,158 - Oh, God. - Oh, right. Six o'clock, six o'clock. 20 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:21,515 - Wig, wig. - (Posh) Hello. Good evening. 21 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:23,158 Oh, my God. 22 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:28,352 - Have l told you how wonderful you look? - More than once. 23 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:31,352 - But don't let that put you off. - You look a million dollars. 24 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:32,759 Did you see the price tag? 25 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:35,149 Money well spent! You can write it off against tax. 26 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,708 Henry! Good to see you. We must have a conversation. 27 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,756 l thought this was a social occasion? 28 00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:43,796 God, no. Strictly business. 29 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:46,599 - l hope Pete and Adam don't embarrass me. - Why should they? 30 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,719 They're not the most refined of our friends. Here's Pete and Jenny... What is he wearing? 31 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,557 Where are they? 32 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:03,231 l was this close to buying this place. 33 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,196 Don't mind if l do. 34 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,748 - l won't. - Oh, you can have a couple of glasses! 35 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:13,673 - Best not. - Why did you insist on bringing the car? 36 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:16,718 - l really don't mind. - What fun are you going to be? 37 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,519 Adam, you do not have to be pissed to have a good time. 38 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,079 Yeah, right! 39 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,155 Thank you. 40 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:26,949 Hi. 41 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:34,913 - Hello! - Hello! 42 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:37,514 - Hi. Nice do. - Yeah, lovely. 43 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,718 - Karen. - Excuse me. Drinks, everyone? 44 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:44,109 Oh, not this again. Have you got any beer? 45 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:46,475 There's possibly some at the bar. 46 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,357 - Shall we? - Why not? 47 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,476 - Ladies. - Ladies. 48 00:03:50,560 --> 00:03:52,710 - How are you doing? - l'm fine. 49 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,392 l'm fine. 50 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,277 - What's for dessert? - Summer Pudding. 51 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:57,713 - (Posh) With custard? - Yes. 52 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,279 Oh, thanks very much. 53 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,837 Pete Gifford. 54 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,672 And Adam Williams. 55 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,954 Hey, er... 56 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,474 - Er, yeah... - Julian Ayres. 57 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:11,118 BOTH: Pubes! 58 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,519 How are you doing? 59 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,114 Good. Great. l tend to be called Julian now. 60 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,873 Sure. Great. So, what brings you here? 61 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:19,473 Susan. 62 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,950 - She's an accountant. - Wow! You finally got a date, then? 63 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,190 We've been married five years. Got three kids. 64 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:26,793 - Oh, really? - How about you? 65 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:28,632 Me, too. A little baby boy. 66 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:30,915 And don't tell me...divorced. 67 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:33,389 Why do you say that? 68 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:35,835 Sorry. Married, then. 69 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:38,469 No. 70 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,710 Oh. Well... 71 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:48,108 Anyway, great to see you guys. Maybe catch you later. 72 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:52,879 Pubic hairs. 73 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,598 Twat. Come on. 74 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:59,076 - Does that have a hem? - Oh, double-stitched. 75 00:04:59,160 --> 00:05:00,275 Nice. 76 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,999 JENNY: Cheers. 77 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:07,672 We'll get some more. 78 00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,559 Waiter! Waiter! 79 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,995 Hello! That's my husband. 80 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:17,799 Oh, l'm terribly sorry, old boy. My mistake. Bill Lawrence. 81 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:19,074 Pleasure. 82 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,197 - l thought you were going to get a pint. - You've got to pay for it! 83 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:25,431 - l thought, bugger it, l'll drink champagne. - lf Jenny's left you any. 84 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,873 Er, right. 85 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,793 So that's my better half, Pete. 86 00:05:29,880 --> 00:05:32,838 And this is Rach's boyfriend, Adam. 87 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:37,038 Boys, this is Bill's wife, Natalie. She works for David. 88 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,476 No, actually, David works for me. l'm his boss. 89 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:44,712 - Oh. Sorry. - lt's all right, honey, you're doing just fine. 90 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,798 BlLL: Er, look, more champagne? 91 00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,189 - Jenny? - Yeah. 92 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:55,277 BlLL: (Muffled) Does anybody else want any? - Yeah. 93 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:57,316 (Fizzing) 94 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,589 Right. 95 00:06:07,640 --> 00:06:09,278 - Come here. - l'm coming. 96 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:11,629 Thanks. 97 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:15,474 Why is it married people always look down on you if you aren't married? 98 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:16,993 - Eh? - Pubes. 99 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,230 - He treated me like a leper. - Did he bollocks! 100 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,276 You would say that. You're married, too. 101 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:22,873 You know, it's because... 102 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:26,589 married people need to reassure themselves they haven't made a terrible mistake. 103 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:29,672 That's why you want everyone to join the same happy club. 104 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:31,512 You know, Peter, 105 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,033 not all of us want to. 106 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:35,429 - Most people do. - Well, not me, mate. 107 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,149 You mean to tell me the thought of marrying Rachel has never crossed your mind? 108 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,839 £50? 109 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:45,070 l want to hire it, not buy it! 110 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,390 That is the cost of hire, sir, 111 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,550 though the cummerbund is extra. 112 00:06:49,640 --> 00:06:52,552 Yeah, well, it's naff, anyway. Too English. 113 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,993 Rach, what do you think? 114 00:06:56,680 --> 00:07:01,959 ♪ Maybe tomorrow 115 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,029 Never. 116 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,718 l don't know what your problem is. 117 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,873 lt's the assumption that only married people can have lasting relationships. 118 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,349 Just cos you are married doesn't mean you're happy! 119 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:14,954 - Yeah, we've just had a baby! - Huh! Reason enough! 120 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,675 l know what your problem is - fear. 121 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:21,911 - Fear of failure. - Bollocks! 122 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:25,637 l love it when you're angry. 123 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,796 Can l ask you a personal question? 124 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,395 Are you suffering from a urinary infection? 125 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,837 l've never known anyone piss as much as you, apart from my grandmother. 126 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,593 l thought you were going to ask me if l was pregnant. 127 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,591 Yeah, right! 128 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,237 So, are you? 129 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,673 Pregnant? 130 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,035 Suffering from a urinary infection. 131 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,189 No! 132 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,153 l'm pregnant. 133 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,753 What? 134 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:10,155 Rachel! That is fantastic! 135 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,912 That's fantastic! 136 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,639 lsn't it? 137 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:18,314 Well, it's not exactly something that we planned. 138 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,152 Yeah, but you must be delighted! 139 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,834 Must l? What's Adam going to say? 140 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:25,434 Well, haven't you told him yet? 141 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:28,796 Well, you know what he's like about children. 142 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:30,711 Yeah, he loves children. 143 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,751 Yeah, well, other people's. 144 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,756 That's the second problem. 145 00:08:38,680 --> 00:08:39,954 lt might not be his. 146 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,911 Where have the girls got to? 147 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:51,949 OK, David, so it would be a hostile takeover, but what the hell! Wyatts are vulnerable. 148 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:53,473 ls that the biscuit people? 149 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,312 NATALlE: Excuse me? 150 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:58,278 Er...Wyatts Jammy Mouthfuls. 151 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,831 Biscuits are part of their manufacturing division, but they're a multinational conglomerate. 152 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,679 NATALlE: Anyway... 153 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,751 last quarter's results were disappointing. 154 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:10,400 Sales are down, their share price is at an all-time low... 155 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,630 (Oinks) ♪ So yummy 156 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,039 ♪ They fill your... 157 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,395 BOTH: Bom bom! JENNY: Tummy. 158 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,552 - And the significance of this is what? - lt's cack, innit? 159 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,676 lt's their new advertising slogan. 160 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:24,399 l thought that might explain why sales are down. 161 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:28,029 You know, l think it's just a little more complicated than that. 162 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:31,510 Oh, right. Well, sorry for having an opinion, Miss America. 163 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:36,799 Oh, look, why don't you have yet another drink, and leave us to talk business, OK? 164 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:41,999 Have you ever seen that trick where you set fire to a bit of this paper 165 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,435 and it floats right up to the ceiling? 166 00:09:44,520 --> 00:09:46,556 No, l don't think that's a good idea, Pete. 167 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:53,073 l just think that if companies listen to consumers, they might not have such a lot of trouble. 168 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:57,278 Oh, and what are you? A housewife with a Masters in Business Administration? 169 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,272 Pete, why don't you show us that trick with the biscuit paper? 170 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:01,952 l thought you'd never ask. 171 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,712 Kris? 172 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,519 Your ex-husband? 173 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:09,637 You saw him to get a divorce, Rachel. 174 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:11,153 l know, but... 175 00:10:12,240 --> 00:10:16,199 Well, negotiations proved a little more complex than anticipated. 176 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:17,713 l'll say. 177 00:10:17,800 --> 00:10:19,631 When did it happen? 178 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,597 The first night. 179 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,632 He had nowhere to stay, so... 180 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,915 l invited him back. 181 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,871 We were both really drunk. 182 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,871 Well, l was particularly drunk. 183 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:35,796 ln fact, l threw up all over him. 184 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,509 And he saw that as a come-on, did he? 185 00:10:40,760 --> 00:10:42,671 Well... 186 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:44,716 it was kind of romantic. 187 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,351 Anyway, we were... 188 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,749 We were standing by the bed and... 189 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:55,273 Oh, sorry. 190 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,316 (Thunder) 191 00:10:59,160 --> 00:11:01,116 KAREN: Hang on a minute. 192 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:05,478 - What were you doing in the bedroom? - Getting one of Adam's shirts for him to wear. 193 00:11:06,920 --> 00:11:08,035 OK. 194 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,757 This reminds me of Florence. 195 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:18,589 (Laughs) No. The problem then was a dicky tummy. 196 00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:21,474 No. 197 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,154 l mean when we got caught in the thunderstorm. 198 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,316 And we hid in a bus shelter. 199 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,916 And we were soaked. 200 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,196 And l took my shirt off. 201 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:43,073 So did l. 202 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,116 (Thunder rumbles) 203 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,392 And we made love. 204 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,716 (Thunderclap) 205 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,716 ln the bus shelter! 206 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,116 Well, it was in ltaly! lt was... 207 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,794 Oh, it was crazy, it was passionate! 208 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,599 And the last time? 209 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,356 Oh. lt was crazy. 210 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:20,913 And passionate. 211 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,591 You know, l've never really got over him. 212 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:30,236 He got over you, Rach. 213 00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,795 Yes. 214 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,678 - Where was Adam? - He was on his way home. 215 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,478 He almost caught us. 216 00:12:42,440 --> 00:12:43,714 Rachel. 217 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,831 Didn't you even take any precautions? 218 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,911 Well, l locked the front door. 219 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,275 Not that kind of precautions! 220 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:54,591 Oh, no. lt all happened so quickly! 221 00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:57,596 lt usually does when they're drunk. 222 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,355 Do you think Kris is the father? 223 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,190 He could be. lt could be Adam. 224 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,796 What are you going to do? 225 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,559 l don't know. 226 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:17,757 l mean, it's still really early, so... 227 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:21,754 ..maybe l just won't go through with it. 228 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,877 Well, l could have a termination, couldn't l? 229 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,713 An abortion, Rachel. 230 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,277 Look, before you make a decision, go and have a scan. 231 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:39,318 lt'll give you a better idea of when you conceived. 232 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,553 Kris was a one-off, wasn't he? 233 00:13:41,640 --> 00:13:44,632 - Yes, of course. - So, hopefully, it will rule him out. 234 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,714 OK. 235 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,916 - (Sighs) - Thank you. 236 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:58,595 - Hey, you silly bollocks, you! - lt was just supposed to float up to the top... 237 00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:02,559 l thought the wife was stupid, but the husband seems to be missing a chromosome. 238 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,829 (Screams) 239 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:13,919 (Cackles) 240 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:27,989 l'll have you! 241 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,798 Oh, yes! 242 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,757 Come on, then! 243 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,512 Yeah, get off! 244 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,914 Come on, Bill. Let's go. 245 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,798 Look, Natalie, Natalie, Natalie... 246 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,916 David, l believe we should be going as well. 247 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,752 - See you! NATALlE: Shut up! 248 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,159 Thanks, lads. 249 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:52,195 Ah! 250 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:54,789 (Laughs) 251 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,596 ls everyone dancing? 252 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,153 (Retching) 253 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,598 (Toilet flushes) 254 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,509 - Are you OK? - lt must be something l ate. 255 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,910 - What? - Maybe those mussels at the weekend. 256 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,629 - Well, you should see a doctor, eh? - Yeah, l've got an appointment for today. 257 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,915 - Don't worry, l'm sure it's nothing. - OK. 258 00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,470 We didn't have mussels at the weekend! 259 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,036 (Phone rings) 260 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:45,033 Rachel Bradley's office. 261 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:46,235 Oh. 262 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,754 Hi. Yeah, hi, Brian, it's Adam. ls Rachel there? 263 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,149 - She's still at the hospital. - Hospital? 264 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:55,153 - l thought she was going to see a doctor? - That's where you find doctors. 265 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,639 Yeah, thanks, Brian. 266 00:15:56,720 --> 00:16:00,110 God, it must be more serious than l thought. Has she gone to casualty? 267 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,111 lt just says Doctor Habibi. 268 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,156 OK, thanks, Brian. Bye. 269 00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,956 Excuse me. l'm looking for a Rachel Bradley. 270 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,832 We've got a Robert Bradley. 271 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,831 l'm sure her name is Rachel. 272 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,594 - She's seeing a Doctor Habibi. - Ah, right. Next block. Third floor. 273 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:45,874 Thanks. 274 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,949 Sorry. 275 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,917 This is your 1 2-week scan, is it? 276 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,959 More or less. Actually, more or less would be good if it's by a couple of weeks. 277 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:56,715 Oh, well, you'll soon know. ls your partner not with you? 278 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,155 No, he's got a really important meeting, so... 279 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,753 But he is supportive, is he? 280 00:17:00,840 --> 00:17:04,150 Oh, yes, very. He just couldn't make it. 281 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,757 Thank you. 282 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,270 - Er...Dr Habibi? - Up there on your left. 283 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:11,679 Thanks. 284 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:21,309 Oh, hi! l'm looking for Rachel Bradley. 285 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,038 l'm her boyfriend. 286 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:24,712 Oh! Congratulations! 287 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:26,597 For being her boyfriend? 288 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,272 She's just down here. 289 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:37,312 lt all looks perfectly healthy. 290 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,389 Mmm? 291 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:43,395 l'm going to take some measurements, then l'll give you your due date. 292 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,754 Oh, thank you. 293 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,109 (Coughs) 294 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,392 - Adam? - Hi, Rach. 295 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,834 l thought you might like some moral support. 296 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,717 This is my boyfriend. 297 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,677 Oh, well, pull up a chair. Come take a look. 298 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:01,069 - ls that all right? - Of course. 299 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,479 Thanks. 300 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,158 DR HABlBl: What do you make of that? 301 00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,993 ls it a kidney stone? 302 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,879 Don't they know what it is? 303 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,430 lt's too early to say. At 20 weeks, we'll be able to tell its sex. 304 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,078 We need to talk. 305 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:26,239 Oh, dear. 306 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:40,510 - What are you staring at? - You. l'm trying to imagine you as a father. 307 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,878 Hah! l've tried that myself. l looked in the mirror. Did not work. 308 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:47,349 Well, you've got nine months to think about it. 309 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,829 Less if she's just had a scan. 310 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,794 How did you react when the penny dropped? 311 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:56,075 How could l react? l had to pretend l was pleased. 312 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:59,675 Well! Haaaa! Phwoooh! Mmm! 313 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:06,234 Och! Give me a break! lt was a surprise. 314 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,952 Yeah, but why didn't she tell you? 315 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,393 Good question. 316 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:14,232 Why didn't you tell me? 317 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,629 Well, it's a bit complicated. 318 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,472 What? Because of your job? 319 00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:20,915 Yeah. 320 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,319 There you go. 321 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:27,316 KAREN: So did you tell him? 322 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,589 l...l couldn't! 323 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,148 Not with the gynaecologist there. 324 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,949 And besides, she hadn't worked out my dates yet, so l didn't know it was an issue. 325 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:38,393 And is it? 326 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,833 Yes. 327 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,037 Still, it narrows the field down to two, doesn't it? 328 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,433 (Sighs) 329 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,712 - You're still going to have to tell Adam. - But it might be his! 330 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,756 Yeah, and what if it's not? 331 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:07,593 lf you want to stare at tit, why don't you buy Playboy? 332 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,954 Pardon? 333 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,871 Oh, l'm sorry. Sorry. 334 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,911 lt's just l'm expecting a baby. 335 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,549 Well, not me, obviously. My girlfriend. 336 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:23,758 Oh, right. 337 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,070 - First, is it? - Yeah. 338 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,271 You're not sure about it. 339 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,316 How do you know that? 340 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:37,516 lt's a big change. 341 00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:40,112 The biggest. 342 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,916 How did your partner react? 343 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,197 He left me. Now we're fighting for custody. 344 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,114 l'm sorry. 345 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,555 lt's all right. We were having problems before. 346 00:20:57,640 --> 00:20:59,790 l thought a baby might help. 347 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,557 l've heard a lot of couples do that. 348 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,108 lt explains why the divorce rate's so high. 349 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,396 Have you ever held a baby before? 350 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:13,836 Just my godson. He's named after me. 351 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,873 The best bit's handing him back. 352 00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,438 Do you mind if l have a wee hold? 353 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:35,073 - What's his name? - Maggie. 354 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,278 lt's an unusual name for a boy. 355 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:42,671 Hello, Maggie. Hello, darling. 356 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,115 Ha! Oooh! Aah! 357 00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:47,156 You're a natural. 358 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,593 Do you think so? 359 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,431 ls this your new bloke? 360 00:21:51,520 --> 00:21:52,953 Stu! 361 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:56,510 - You didn't waste any time, did you, you slag? - There seems to be a mistake. 362 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,556 You, shut it! 363 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,313 - No, mate, you don't understand. - l warned you! Didn't l? 364 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,716 (Lift door pings) 365 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:06,828 David. 366 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,828 Natalie! 367 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,790 - Working late? - l'm glad l caught you. 368 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:13,836 Oh, l've been in meetings all day. 369 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,309 You know what it's like for senior management. 370 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,799 l'm hoping to one day. 371 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,471 l wanted to apologise for last night. 372 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,393 Oh, David, you don't have to apologise. 373 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,189 - lt's very good of you to say that. - But your friend should. What was her name? 374 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,078 Jenny. Jenny Gifford. 375 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,799 Jenny Gifford, yes. 376 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:40,714 Well, of course, there's the damage to the dress, plus the personal distress. 377 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:45,669 Ordinarily, l'd sue her ass off, but then this isn't the States unfortunately. 378 00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,877 So l guess l'll have to settle for a letter of apology. 379 00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:53,151 - l'll dictate one in the morning. - Not you, David. 380 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,798 Jenny Gifford. 381 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,029 (Ping) 382 00:22:57,120 --> 00:22:59,998 - Yeah. OK, then. Well, l'll see you then. (Front door opens) 383 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:01,354 Yeah. Bye! 384 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,398 - Hi. - Oh, my God! What happened to your eye? 385 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,359 Oh, just some bloke. He thought l was trying to be a father to his child. 386 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,317 Rach, l've been thinking. Erm...we should go out to dinner. 387 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:25,360 Yeah, fine. Well, l'll go and have a bath. 388 00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,749 No, no, no, not tonight. Tomorrow. 389 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,315 OK. 390 00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:32,989 OK. 391 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,478 Cheers. 392 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,788 Thank you. 393 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,871 Thanks for coming. 394 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,796 Thanks for inviting us. 395 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:53,316 - Gosh, aren't we being polite? - Look, David, erm... 396 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:54,719 (Clears throat) 397 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:56,836 l want to apologise. 398 00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,754 l had a little bit too much to drink the other night and erm... 399 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:04,116 l'm really sorry if l embarrassed you. 400 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,872 Sorry. 401 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,198 Apology accepted. 402 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:11,279 (Both talk at once) 403 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:14,158 - Sorry. - Sorry. No, after you. 404 00:24:14,240 --> 00:24:16,196 No, l was just going to say, 405 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,317 what do you think of this Adam and Rachel news, then? 406 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,675 - Bit of a surprise. - lsn't it? 407 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:25,150 - l think Adam's struggling with it a bit. - Oh, l dunno, he's coming round. 408 00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:26,719 What do you mean by that? 409 00:24:30,120 --> 00:24:31,838 l can't. l promised l wouldn't. 410 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,478 What? 411 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,032 - Tell you. - Come on, Pete! 412 00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:40,839 Well, you know they're going out for dinner tonight? 413 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,589 Adam's going to propose. 414 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,794 Well... 415 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,952 lt was delicious. 416 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,439 lt was good. 417 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:02,633 - Hey! - Dessert menu? 418 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,915 - Er, no, we'll just have coffee. - Yes, please! 419 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,797 l'm terribly sorry. 420 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:09,474 Your coffees will be with you presently. 421 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:11,039 - Thanks. - All right. 422 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,518 Hey, Guido, hey! 423 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,670 l quite fancied some ice cream. 424 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,716 Apparently, it's not very good here. 425 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,677 The ice cream? 426 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,556 Yeah. lt's bizarre, isn't it? 427 00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:27,509 ..and the smell of burnt sprouts in the morning! 428 00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,715 (Laughter) 429 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,360 You know Natalie, my boss? 430 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,238 Yeah, right. The one with the sense of humour stuck up her arse. 431 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:38,279 Precisely. She wants you to write her a letter of apology. 432 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:40,396 - No! - Give over! 433 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:44,753 And she says she'll take it out on me if you don't. 434 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:46,068 No! 435 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:48,071 - Oh, no! - You're making it up. 436 00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:49,639 Yes! 437 00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:53,635 Yes. 438 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,193 You did ruin her dress. 439 00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,991 She called you a moron, you moron. 440 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,311 Yes, and there's the cost of her dress as well. 441 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,234 Look, l'll tell you what. We'll go halves, 442 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,915 if you could just see your way to scribbling a quick note? 443 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,598 That seems fair, Jenny. 444 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,114 lt did look expensive. 445 00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,909 DAVlD: Or l could dictate it for you, if you like? 446 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,718 All you've got to do is sign. 447 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:29,031 Yeah, right. Very much like a confession. 448 00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:32,073 No, David. No. 449 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:37,039 Sorry, no. Apologising to you, yeah, fair enough. But Natalie, no. 450 00:26:37,120 --> 00:26:39,588 We've still got our pride. 451 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,717 Right, we'll pay for the dress ourselves. How much do you reckon? 452 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,351 - Signorina. - Thanks. 453 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,874 - E signore. - Thank you. 454 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,154 You know the one subject we haven't mentioned tonight? 455 00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:00,114 Yeah. l thought you'd been avoiding it. 456 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:01,235 No. 457 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,469 l have. 458 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,156 Well, maybe we should discuss it now. 459 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,992 Yeah. Yeah. 460 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:14,038 - Adam, the thing is... - No, no, no. Please. Let me. 461 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,392 The last few days, Rach, l've been doing a lot of thinking. 462 00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,232 About you. 463 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:21,912 About me. 464 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,072 About the three of us. 465 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,913 FEMALE CHORUS: ♪ One, two, three, four - And... 466 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:32,672 ♪ Oh, happy day - Well... 467 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:34,955 l've come to a decision. 468 00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,359 ♪ Oh, happy day 469 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:40,277 ♪ Oh, what a happy day ♪ Oh, happy day 470 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:43,989 ♪ Oh, it's a happy day ♪ Oh, happy day 471 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,832 ♪ Oh, happy day 472 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:51,432 ♪ Oh, happy day ♪ Oh, happy day 473 00:27:51,520 --> 00:27:53,431 ♪ lt was a happy day 474 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,034 ♪ Oh, happy... 475 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,792 (Softly) ♪ ..day 476 00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,555 Will you do me the very great honour... 477 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,471 of becoming my wife? 478 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,349 Smile! 479 00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,396 - Jesus, Adam! - Sorry. 480 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,436 l've still got your spare key. 481 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,518 Congratulations? 482 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,072 He told you? 483 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,390 Mmm. He kept it to himself... 484 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,311 for five minutes. 485 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,834 - Where is he? - We had a row. 486 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,477 Tell me. 487 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,471 ADAM: At first, l thought they were tears ofjoy. 488 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:08,312 But when cake had been served to all the other diners... 489 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:13,518 ..and when the Finklesteins had promised to come from New Jersey for the wedding... 490 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,275 Then... 491 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,796 ..when she was still crying... 492 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:28,716 ..l knew there was a problem. 493 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,911 That's when she told you? 494 00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,311 - l'm so sorry, Adam. - (Sobs) 495 00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:43,231 l'm so sorry. 496 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:47,360 - (Sobs) - Oh, Rachel! 497 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,076 Karen, have you seen my...? 498 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:01,195 Karen, l'll never forget the look on his...face. 499 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,713 lt's all right. 500 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,918 lt's all right, it's all right. 501 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,389 l promise. l promise. 502 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,793 lt'll be all right. 503 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,994 All right? 504 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,392 - Sorry! - Sorry. No, l'm sorry. 505 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:08,755 - l don't know what came over me. - No, nor me. 506 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,910 Yeah. Probably best forgotten. 507 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,194 Definitely. 508 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,713 Adam who? 509 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,513 Sorry. 510 00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,033 Tea! 511 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,314 Come on. 512 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,436 Er, well... 513 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,794 Er... 514 00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,632 teapot, tea. 515 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,195 (Door opens) 516 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,318 - Adam. What are you doing here? - l'm just going to bed. 517 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,799 Oh, right. 518 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,070 - Tea! Hey? - Yeah. 519 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,513 Yeah. 520 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:48,033 Tea. 521 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,593 They expect what? 522 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,514 Hey, you tell them if they want to go to the Met over this, they picked the right guy. 523 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,796 David, what can l do for you? 524 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:04,235 Er, Jenny, my friend from the other night? 525 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,311 She's asked me to give you this. 526 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,190 - ls this all? - lf it's not enough, l'll make up the difference. 527 00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,477 No, no, no. lt's not that. Where's the word ''sorry''? 528 00:32:21,560 --> 00:32:23,835 l was rather hoping you were joking about that. 529 00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:26,229 David, have you ever known me to joke? 530 00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,636 l'll talk to her again. 531 00:32:29,720 --> 00:32:31,153 You do that. 532 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,916 Does she still love him? 533 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,718 She says not. 534 00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:40,837 Claims it was all a dreadful mistake. 535 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,070 Well, she did send him packing. 536 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,309 Great. 537 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,278 She was having a rough time, she was going through a divorce. 538 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,353 Oh, yeah, right. So she sleeps with a guy she's divorcing, now she's expecting his baby? 539 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,351 Unless it's yours. 540 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:56,474 They can't tell? 541 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,028 Well, they can't see the family resemblance! 542 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:03,672 l don't know, Pete. 543 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,999 - Maybe we're just not suited. - Of course you are! 544 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:12,756 Well, first of all she does this, and then my reaction is to snog...someone else. 545 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,989 What? 546 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:15,229 No! Go on, who? 547 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,915 l was...speaking hypothetically. 548 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,115 Oh. 549 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,759 So what are you going to do? 550 00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,354 Drink. 551 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:35,949 (Phone rings) 552 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:37,758 (Dog yaps) 553 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:47,078 JENNY ON ANSWERPHONE: Hello! lt's us. We're not in. 554 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,869 Obviously, and you've got to leave a message and we'll have to call you back. 555 00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:52,154 Cheers. 556 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,514 (Beep) 557 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,119 Jenny, it's David. 558 00:33:56,200 --> 00:34:00,193 Look, l really must insist that you write that letter of apology to Natalie. 559 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,875 And er, well, l don't want to say that our friendship depends on it but erm... 560 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,756 Oh, just write the damn thing, will you? 561 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,193 (Beep) 562 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,358 Me? 563 00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:18,556 - A dad? - Possibly. 564 00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:23,075 Wow. 565 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,513 But also... 566 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,636 possibly not. 567 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,869 Yeah. 568 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,359 Yeah, sure. 569 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,396 How did Adam take it? 570 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,396 Not as well as you. 571 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:44,959 ln fact... 572 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,395 we haven't seen each other since. 573 00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,708 We've split up. 574 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,319 Oh, really? 575 00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,434 Does that mean you might be on your own with the kid? 576 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,996 lt's looking like that. 577 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,592 lt needn't. 578 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:06,235 l er... 579 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,749 OK. 580 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,516 You know l'm crazy about you, don't you? 581 00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,676 Always have been. (Laughs) 582 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,432 And er... 583 00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,714 That night, 584 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:26,597 when we slept together, 585 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,592 l...l know we were both drunk. 586 00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,876 lt was more than that, though, wasn't it? 587 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,152 Leastways, it may well be. 588 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,312 Look, Rach... 589 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:45,196 l would love to have a kid with you. 590 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:48,759 Even Adam's. 591 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:52,869 Yeah? 592 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,671 Oh, Kris. 593 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,475 That's not what this is about. 594 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:10,471 l just thought that you had a right to know. 595 00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,873 l love Adam. l want the baby to be his. 596 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:22,988 And if it's mine? 597 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,072 Well, then, you have as much access as you want. 598 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,119 To the baby. 599 00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,951 Hello, come in. 600 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,717 Will you and David come round to ours at 6:30 tomorrow? 601 00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:16,155 Yeah, sure. Are you all right? 602 00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,151 l'll see you tomorrow. 603 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,148 Bye! 604 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:27,069 ''l know you didn't intend your comments to be taken personally, 605 00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:31,313 and l regret the way in which l overreacted. 606 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,994 l hope you'll accept my apology. 607 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,548 Yours sincerely, Jenny Gifford.'' 608 00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,309 - Satisfied? - Well, it's all there. 609 00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,630 l think we can call this an end to the matter. 610 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,517 Just one thing. 611 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,477 Why is Jenny's signature on the letter 612 00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:50,949 completely different from the one on her cheque? 613 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,793 As though they were written by two different people? 614 00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,236 - Wanker! - (Giggles) 615 00:38:58,960 --> 00:38:59,915 Oi! 616 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,956 l want a word with you. 617 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,314 Oh, Christ. 618 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:06,556 l want to say l'm sorry. 619 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:07,868 Sorry? 620 00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:09,757 For having a go the other day. 621 00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,876 lt was bang out of order. 622 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,715 So... 623 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,836 lt looks to be healing up nicely. 624 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:18,799 (Doorbell) 625 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,437 - So, who else has she invited? - l don't know. 626 00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:26,670 - What's it for, anyway? - l don't know! 627 00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,592 l don't see why we had to come round. 628 00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,319 lt's not as if you two are averse to using the phone. 629 00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,469 David! 630 00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,793 (Front door closes) 631 00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:37,836 (Voices and laughter) 632 00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:40,831 - Jenny! - David! 633 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:49,709 Look, l'm... 634 00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,073 Jenny, l... 635 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,352 l owe you an apology. 636 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,954 l shouldn't have asked you to write to Natalie. 637 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,635 After all, she got what she deserved. 638 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,239 Well... 639 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,274 Cheers, David. Cheers. 640 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,191 l appreciate that. 641 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:16,955 Please! 642 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,033 PETE: So... 643 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:20,758 What about Natalie? 644 00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,717 Well, l saw her earlier. 645 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,399 You're right. 646 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,789 Jenny didn't write the letter. 647 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,314 Jenny doesn't owe you an apology. 648 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,595 And, in fact, l'm not going to ask her for one. 649 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,240 l'm loyal to my friends, Natalie. 650 00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,880 l know that's not something you respect or recognise. 651 00:40:37,960 --> 00:40:40,155 But for me, it is something to be valued. 652 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,789 Now, l've heard tell that you're in danger of being shunted off into Research. 653 00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:46,348 That's a bit of a dead-end job. 654 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,800 Now, that's Sir Donald's decision, isn't it? 655 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,791 What's Sir Donald got to do with this? 656 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,077 Nothing. lt'sjust he and l happen to be members of the same golf club. 657 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:57,958 l'm drawn against him next week in the Challenge Cup. 658 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,396 lt might help if you were to talk to him. 659 00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:03,277 For a friend, 660 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,157 l might even lose. 661 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:11,277 DAVlD: And, of course, what Natalie doesn't realise 662 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,158 is Sir Donald plays off-scratch and l'd have lost anyway. 663 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,118 - You're such a bullshitter! - That's what they pay me for. 664 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:20,472 - There you go. - Great. 665 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,199 ls this why you invited us round here? 666 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:24,474 What? 667 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:28,109 Well, the whole kiss-and-make-up rubbish? 668 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:29,952 l didn't know you'd fallen out. 669 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,189 Oh, right. 670 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,191 Why are we here, then? 671 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,077 To say goodbye. 672 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,798 You live here. 673 00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:41,119 No, l don't. 674 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,518 l'm leaving...Manchester. 675 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,075 l've given up my job and l'm going to live in London with my sister 676 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,832 until the baby's born. 677 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:57,869 Yeah, so we managed to patch things up. 678 00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,992 l'm glad to hear it. 679 00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:05,396 How are things with you? 680 00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,351 Not great. 681 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:12,911 lt turns out my girlfriend might be pregnant by another bloke. 682 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:16,951 What are you going to do? 683 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:18,996 l still haven't decided. 684 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,951 Well, l know what l'd do. 685 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,996 l'd kill him. 686 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,076 Anyone who'd been near my missus. 687 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,957 And then l'd kill her. 688 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,558 Nice thought. 689 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,117 Not really my style, though. 690 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,958 No, l can see that. 691 00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,951 Rachel, l realise there's a certain degree of shame 692 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,316 regarding the baby's parentage, but...leaving town? 693 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,231 David, it's nothing to do with shame. 694 00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,357 l just... l can't be here any more. 695 00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,236 l have to go away. 696 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,834 We'll really miss you, Rach. 697 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,996 Not as much as l'll miss you. 698 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,712 Please don't hate me. 699 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,189 Oh, Rach. 700 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,673 When do you go? 701 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,876 My taxi's just outside now, actually. 702 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:19,679 And my train goes in half an hour, so... 703 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,275 Would one of you give me a hand down with my bags? 704 00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,193 You know, a lady in my condition. 705 00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:32,198 Do you love her? 706 00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:34,713 (Resigned laugh) 707 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,756 Despite her faults? 708 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:39,308 Believe me, it's the only way. 709 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,231 Then maybe you should swallow your pride, get back together. 710 00:43:44,320 --> 00:43:46,675 lt doesn't mean to say you can't still hurt him. 711 00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:49,228 After all, the child's going to need his father... 712 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,552 ..even if it isn't his own. 713 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,712 Do you think so? 714 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,870 l can't think of a more graphic way. 715 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,916 Yeah, since you've ruled out violence. 716 00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,352 l've gotta go. 717 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:08,555 Thanks. 718 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,551 - See you. - Ta-da. 719 00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,033 Rachel! 720 00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,669 Rach? 721 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:34,358 Rachel! 722 00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:41,312 Come on, come on, come on! 723 00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,197 Jen, you were with Rach. Where is she? 724 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:45,594 She's gone. 725 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,955 - Gone? - She gave us a letter to give to you. 726 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:51,077 - Where has she gone? - London. 727 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:53,310 To live with her sister. 728 00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,358 She's catching the 7:30 train. 729 00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,749 - Sorry, Adam. (Line goes dead) 730 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:00,068 Adam? 731 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,756 (Piano music swells) 732 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,152 (Train whistle) 733 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,359 Rachel! 734 00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:24,548 Rachel! 735 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,635 Adam! 736 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:30,113 GUARD: All aboard now, please! 737 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:31,679 Don't go. Stay. 738 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:34,035 l don't care whose the baby is. l'll be its father. 739 00:45:34,120 --> 00:45:37,749 - Oh, Adam, do you mean that? - Yes. Anything so long as we can be together. 740 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,875 Yes. 741 00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:42,794 - Adam! - Rachel! 742 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:44,518 l...Adam, l... 743 00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:47,074 Adam! 744 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:48,991 Rachel! 745 00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,833 Adam! Adam! 746 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,673 The train now standing at platform four is the 1 9.:30 to London Euston. 747 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,350 - Let's see your ticket. - l haven't got one. 748 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,829 - The office is over there. - l'm not going anywhere. 749 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:19,515 - Not without a ticket, you won't. - No, l just need to see someone on the train! 750 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,160 Only passengers are allowed on the platform. 751 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,559 (Gate closes) 752 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,149 Oi! 753 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:30,196 (Hiss of coffee machine) 754 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,236 (Train doors slam) 755 00:46:37,320 --> 00:46:38,355 Rachel! 756 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,875 Rachel! 757 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,269 - Adam? - Rachel, don't go. Stay. 758 00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,590 l don't care whose baby it is. l'll be its father. 759 00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,911 - l wanted to go without seeing you. - What? Why? 760 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,672 Well, because l... 761 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:58,315 Because l hate myself. 762 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:01,597 l've ruined everything. lt could never be the same between us again. 763 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:05,355 - l love you! Enough for both of us. - Enough for three? 764 00:47:05,440 --> 00:47:07,749 - Yes. Even if it's his. - You can't say that. 765 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:09,478 - l can! l did. - You can't mean it. 766 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,516 - l do! (Guard's whistle) 767 00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:13,795 Rachel, please, you've got to get off this train. 768 00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,030 Adam, it is his. 769 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,229 ls it? 770 00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:27,273 You see? 771 00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:32,155 You want to mean it, but you can't, until you know for sure. 772 00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:36,756 ls it his? 773 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:40,679 Oh, l don't know. 774 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,197 That's the whole point, isn't it? 775 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:48,114 Every day that l'm pregnant, we'll be wondering. 776 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:49,997 And dreading the moment of truth. 777 00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,513 Well... 778 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,352 l can't go through that, Adam, 779 00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:55,396 for the baby's sake. 780 00:47:57,080 --> 00:48:00,470 GUARD: You're going to have to close that door! Now! 781 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,833 (Guard's whistle) 782 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:50,992 She's gone. 783 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,316 Come on, mate. Let's go home, yeah?