1 00:00:40,780 --> 00:00:41,519 Uh, Mr. 2 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:42,520 Surfrider, sir? 3 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:46,600 Yeah, could you tell me where the sunshine car wash is? 4 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,290 It belongs to my Uncle Elmer. 5 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:09,009 I'm a college student and summer vacation back there. 6 00:02:09,810 --> 00:02:11,050 Well, it is here, too. 7 00:02:11,710 --> 00:02:14,490 Anyway, the car wash belongs to my uncle. 8 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:23,150 And I suppose you expected to find a car wash on the beach, right? 9 00:02:24,110 --> 00:02:28,250 Well, no, but the car I hit the ride in said that something. 10 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:35,760 I am lost. 11 00:02:36,100 --> 00:02:38,060 My name is Jack. 12 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:40,880 It's just... 13 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:19,010 Excuse me, sir. 14 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,230 You thought we weren't... 15 00:06:19,059 --> 00:06:23,800 You're the one that left the edible bikinis in the beach deck where they all 16 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:26,740 melted. You should have majored in ventilation. 17 00:06:27,260 --> 00:06:28,940 But the point is that we're broke. 18 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,300 And you're the one that... What's your problem, buddy? 19 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,080 Excuse me. 20 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,080 I'm Jack McGowan. 21 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:42,080 And I'm taking over my uncle's car wash this summer. 22 00:06:43,460 --> 00:06:44,460 Allergies, you know. 23 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:50,980 His, not mine. Shut up, you lost him. I need to know how to find... 24 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:57,200 Excuse me, but I 25 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,360 still have this problem. 26 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,040 Let's see, we have our own problem. 27 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,040 Hey, you're bugging the ladies, chum. You're out of here. 28 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:06,500 Yeah, out of here. 29 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:11,670 You see, it's my uncle's car wash, and, you know, he used to be a wrestler. 30 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:14,410 Trying to scare me, man? 31 00:07:15,390 --> 00:07:17,510 Trying to scare Stanley, man? 32 00:07:17,810 --> 00:07:18,810 No, no. 33 00:07:19,310 --> 00:07:20,310 Sit him down. 34 00:07:20,630 --> 00:07:22,130 He's only asking directions. 35 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:26,530 So, you're in charge of the car wash all summer, huh? 36 00:07:27,590 --> 00:07:28,590 That's right. 37 00:07:28,750 --> 00:07:32,650 If I can find it. You see, Uncle Elmer, he has allergies. 38 00:07:33,430 --> 00:07:37,930 You did say in charge all summer, right? That's right. See, Uncle Elmer, he has 39 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:41,570 to go to this clinic to cure his... Well, I know where this car wash is. You 40 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:43,750 do? Well, sure, but it's not down here. 41 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:46,090 Oh. See, you've got to go back up to the boulevard. 42 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:49,090 Uh-huh. And you're going to go over this big hill. Right. And you're going to 43 00:07:49,090 --> 00:07:52,030 take your second light, and then take a left, and it'll be right there on the 44 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:53,029 corner. 45 00:07:53,030 --> 00:07:54,430 Gee, this is really nice of you. 46 00:07:54,970 --> 00:07:57,450 I wish there was some way I could show you my appreciation. 47 00:07:57,950 --> 00:08:01,410 Uh, Tammy Jo, the California gumbo, please? 48 00:08:01,870 --> 00:08:02,870 Gumbo? 49 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:07,160 The bag in your hand. Oh, the California gumbo. 50 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:08,480 Yes. 51 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:09,740 You see, John. 52 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:11,660 Jack. Jack. 53 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:15,900 Right. You see, the girls and I, we're helping the Girl Scouts sell California 54 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:18,120 gumbo, and it's only $5. 55 00:08:18,740 --> 00:08:22,160 This is the last bag. Oh, say no more. Say no more. My pleasure. 56 00:08:23,340 --> 00:08:25,540 You know, I used to be a Boy Scout back in Iowa. 57 00:08:27,020 --> 00:08:28,240 Somehow I knew that. 58 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,440 I'm Melissa Reese. 59 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,560 Jack McGowan. 60 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,200 Welcome to California, Jack. 61 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,820 Well, I better get going. I was supposed to be at the car wash this morning, but 62 00:08:36,820 --> 00:08:37,820 the bus broke down. 63 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,559 Hey, you guys come on in and get your car washed. 64 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,100 It sure was a pleasure meeting you. 65 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:46,480 All of you. 66 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:49,680 Especially since my Aunt Cora says you can't trust anybody in California. 67 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:56,440 Well, I'll see you all later. Now, don't forget to come in and get your car 68 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:57,440 washed. 69 00:09:00,780 --> 00:09:01,780 things would turn around. 70 00:09:42,410 --> 00:09:43,410 Uncle Elmer. 71 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:48,030 Don't... Where the hell have you been? 72 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:54,170 I'm sorry, Uncle Elmer, but the bus broke down. 73 00:09:55,230 --> 00:09:58,230 Uncle Elmer, in that van, I... Forget about the van. 74 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:02,770 I've got to take you around and show you everything. 75 00:10:03,190 --> 00:10:07,590 But, Uncle Elmer, there's ladies in there who are... All right, all right. 76 00:10:07,630 --> 00:10:08,950 Maybe I should tell you about the van. 77 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:20,100 But, but, but, but, but, but, Dad. 78 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:23,960 That's a but? Yeah, you've got to, it's crazy. You knew it, Dad. Come on, come 79 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,960 on, I've got to show you something. 80 00:11:01,770 --> 00:11:03,190 And this is Snuff's bank. 81 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:04,430 He doesn't talk at all. 82 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:12,690 If you need anything... Oh, I'm sure we'll get along fine, won't 83 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:13,389 we, Roger? 84 00:11:13,390 --> 00:11:14,390 It's Ralph. 85 00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,910 Believe me, Uncle Elmer, I'll do a good job. 86 00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:19,510 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 87 00:11:21,770 --> 00:11:23,250 Ain't nothing to run in the car wash. 88 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:28,730 All you do is keep the account. 89 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,480 Put the money in the bag. 90 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,220 Let the accountant pay the bill. 91 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:41,780 We got regular customers. It'll be all right. 92 00:11:42,340 --> 00:11:43,840 Jesus Christ, they're going to go. 93 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:46,160 I'll see you, Uncle Elmer. 94 00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:52,220 Well, I guess as an acting owner, I can say a few words. 95 00:11:53,140 --> 00:11:55,620 I think what we need to do is... 96 00:12:17,130 --> 00:12:17,769 Hey, cowboy. 97 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:18,770 How about a car wash? 98 00:12:23,890 --> 00:12:24,890 Now, 99 00:12:36,910 --> 00:12:44,150 we 100 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:45,410 do have a date tonight, right? 101 00:12:45,610 --> 00:12:46,610 Right. 102 00:12:46,940 --> 00:12:47,940 Nine o'clock. 103 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,180 Nine o'clock. 104 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,360 Down at the beach. 105 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:51,620 Down at the beach. 106 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,080 Next to the cliffs. 107 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,740 I'll be there. 108 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:56,240 Good. 109 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:57,640 Bye. 110 00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:28,570 almost got me right in the deli for these dogs. 111 00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:31,310 But almost got Stanley, man, yeah? 112 00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:35,670 Yeah, too bad they didn't, Stanley. You and the flasher. 113 00:13:36,630 --> 00:13:38,490 Hey, don't flex, ladies. 114 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:40,510 Rain Lady says it's time tomorrow. 115 00:13:40,790 --> 00:13:42,050 We'll be chomping steak. 116 00:13:42,370 --> 00:13:44,070 Oh, chomping steak, chicks. 117 00:13:44,510 --> 00:13:45,510 Really, Melissa? 118 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,850 I like a big porterhouse. 119 00:13:49,170 --> 00:13:53,850 You can see a chemical in it. 120 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:00,050 How about a meat whistle? 121 00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,270 Come on, go over here. 122 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:06,090 I didn't think you were going to make it, cowboy. 123 00:14:06,710 --> 00:14:09,950 Sorry I'm late, but I got a call from Uncle Elmer. 124 00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:11,790 Bad news on Ray. 125 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,610 He's not coming back right away, is he? 126 00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:17,290 I mean, you are still going to be in charge of the car wash all summer, 127 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:17,969 aren't you? 128 00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:22,370 Oh, no, no, no. He'll stay until he's cured. It's just that his insurance 129 00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,770 won't cover his medical fees. 130 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:27,510 I'm going to have to increase the profits of the car wash. 131 00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:32,090 I'm not going to be very good company, do I? 132 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:34,190 You're just tense. 133 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:37,010 If you tear the problem, you'll be your old Idaho self again. 134 00:14:38,010 --> 00:14:39,010 Iowa. 135 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:42,030 Come on, Jack. Let's take a walk. 136 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,930 Nothing else. We'll just get to know each other. 137 00:14:44,610 --> 00:14:45,970 Well... Come on. 138 00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:47,510 Hey. 139 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:49,410 Later, dude. 140 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:51,790 What? Oh, yeah. 141 00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:53,170 Later, dude. 142 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,620 How does Melissa think that that stupid hick can help us get our vacation money 143 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:08,940 back? Well, I asked Melissa, and she said that just because a pigeon isn't 144 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,060 fluffy doesn't mean it can't be plucked. 145 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:17,300 Sick. Well, we've had pigeons once on my aunt's farm, but they didn't like it 146 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,300 much. 147 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,260 I like chicken better than these things. 148 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:23,600 Even fish is better than this. 149 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,560 You like fish? 150 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:26,760 I can catch you some fish. 151 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:27,859 You can? 152 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:28,860 Take your top off. 153 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:31,819 You're tough. 154 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,680 I need to let the cats fish in, don't I? 155 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:39,320 Can you catch a fried one? Sure. 156 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,080 Come on, Stanley. Give Rita back her top. 157 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,800 Oh, shit. There he is again. 158 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:53,640 I'll catch a whole school of fish for these. 159 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:08,350 I'll cover your boobs. 160 00:16:26,490 --> 00:16:29,310 See, the problem is... 161 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:34,620 Uncle Elmer only caters to regular customers, including a van full of 162 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:36,360 strippers that come in every so often. 163 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,140 I was talking to the accountant. 164 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:44,440 He says that the income from the car wash won't cover the medical fees not 165 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,100 handled by Uncle Elmer's insurance. 166 00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:50,720 I told you I wouldn't be very good company tonight. 167 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,280 Maybe we'd better... Go somewhere we can be alone? 168 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,700 What? No, I was thinking of going... Come into my hideaway, sir. 169 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,599 Don't close the door just yet. 170 00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:08,060 I've discovered a small ventilation problem here. 171 00:17:15,339 --> 00:17:16,640 Let me open the window here. 172 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:18,099 Thanks, Jack. 173 00:17:27,109 --> 00:17:28,490 I know what you use this place for. 174 00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:30,450 You do? 175 00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:35,790 You know, Melissa, I'm not exactly dumb. 176 00:17:37,270 --> 00:17:38,890 Well, you see, I had this great idea. 177 00:17:39,510 --> 00:17:43,410 I can smell the licorice. 178 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:45,370 Oh, right. 179 00:17:46,330 --> 00:17:48,510 Sure can't fool a kid from Illinois, can you? 180 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,390 Iowa. 181 00:17:50,850 --> 00:17:51,850 Iowa, right. 182 00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:53,010 Sorry. 183 00:17:53,910 --> 00:17:55,330 Smells like strawberry, too. 184 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000 Smells good. 185 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,540 So do you. 186 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,200 Thank you, Tom. 187 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,120 Uh, 188 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,400 anything the matter? 189 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,200 No, Jack. 190 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:18,460 You just seem a little tense. 191 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,400 Oh, right. 192 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,840 I gotta think of a way to make more money at my uncle's car wash. 193 00:18:26,429 --> 00:18:31,230 Maybe if I dressed up like a clown and stood up front and... Wouldn't work, 194 00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:35,190 Jack. Everybody in California looks like a clown. You'd never even get noticed 195 00:18:35,190 --> 00:18:35,949 that way. 196 00:18:35,950 --> 00:18:38,590 Well, I suppose you have a better idea. 197 00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:43,670 If I did, would you give me a share of the profits? 198 00:18:45,030 --> 00:18:46,190 What do you mean, share? 199 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:07,970 Just close your eyes. 200 00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:12,150 Sleep the whole night through. 201 00:19:12,770 --> 00:19:17,030 But I know it ain't easy. 202 00:19:18,190 --> 00:19:21,290 When you're tired of getting some sleep. 203 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:25,910 But I know it ain't easy. 204 00:19:27,430 --> 00:19:30,350 Baby, close your eyes and dream. 205 00:19:32,050 --> 00:19:34,730 Dream, dream, baby, dream. 206 00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:54,580 The girls and I can help the car wash make more money than it ever has, enough 207 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:55,880 to cover your uncle's medical expenses. 208 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,000 Would you give us a share of the extra profits? 209 00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:05,100 Well, how would you guarantee to bring in more customers? I mean, you hated my 210 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:06,100 clown idea. 211 00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:08,220 Right direction, Jack. 212 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,560 Just the wrong visual. 213 00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,440 Look at me. 214 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,780 What do you see, Jack? 215 00:20:13,460 --> 00:20:17,100 I see a very pretty girl. 216 00:20:19,060 --> 00:20:20,360 Now what do you see, Jack? 217 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:23,440 I see a lot of pretty girls. 218 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 And now? 219 00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:35,420 I, uh... I, uh... You and the other girls would... Maybe. 220 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:36,980 Maybe not. 221 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,680 Now, are we partners, Jack? 222 00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:42,380 And would you sign a contract with me? 223 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:47,540 Well, you'd guarantee the place would make more money? 224 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,220 If we don't. 225 00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:50,660 But we don't think anymore. 226 00:20:51,680 --> 00:20:56,080 And after all, Jack, this is for Uncle. Uncle and my sandwiches, yeah. 227 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:02,300 Now, the contract is clearly safe, but if the girls and I bring in more 228 00:21:02,300 --> 00:21:05,500 business, we receive half of those increased profits. 229 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:08,500 We're just temporary partners. 230 00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:09,980 It's a summer. 231 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,640 You know, it's interesting. 232 00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:16,120 Oh, God, yes. Let's be partners. 233 00:21:21,730 --> 00:21:22,730 No, Jack. 234 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:25,710 I just want you to sign this. 235 00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:31,430 What? You mean you've got a contract? 236 00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:35,010 It's not really a contract, Jack. 237 00:21:35,550 --> 00:21:37,290 A simple little letter of agreement. 238 00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:41,350 See, I have this friend. He's a lawyer. 239 00:21:41,670 --> 00:21:43,270 Bobby Canova. Have you ever heard of her? 240 00:21:44,410 --> 00:21:45,730 I've heard of Judy Canova. 241 00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:48,970 Everybody on the beach knows Bobby. 242 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,240 She's the champion of the underdog. 243 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,720 Good friend of mine, too. 244 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:57,040 Now, Jack, just fine here. 245 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:01,080 Well, I should probably read this first. 246 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:04,680 Jack, don't you trust me? 247 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,160 Where do I sound? 248 00:22:27,150 --> 00:22:28,150 I was getting so late. 249 00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:29,370 We'd better go, Jack. 250 00:22:29,970 --> 00:22:34,350 Could you shut the window, please? So, so soon? But, uh, I thought you and I 251 00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:39,890 could... could, uh, maybe, uh... Yeah, we should go see the girls and tell them 252 00:22:39,890 --> 00:22:41,610 the good news. They're going to be so thrilled. 253 00:22:42,310 --> 00:22:43,229 Good news? 254 00:22:43,230 --> 00:22:44,230 Thrilled? 255 00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,450 About the new partnership, silly. 256 00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:49,290 How we're going to make your uncle's car wash more money. 257 00:22:50,130 --> 00:22:51,810 Uh, can we turn off the radio, please? 258 00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:56,410 Um, can't we, uh, sort of be together for a while? 259 00:22:57,320 --> 00:23:00,060 Why Jack, we're going to be together all summer. 260 00:26:16,479 --> 00:26:17,820 And I've been down. 261 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,260 And I've learned one thing. 262 00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:21,540 You know what that is? 263 00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:41,180 These lights in the sky and all kinds of other activity that very, very... And 264 00:27:41,180 --> 00:27:43,200 there they are now. 265 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:44,560 Oh, no! 266 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:47,280 Hello. Welcome. 267 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:49,040 Here's your share, partner. 268 00:27:49,380 --> 00:27:53,140 Oh. Do you want to check the receipts? 269 00:27:53,980 --> 00:27:58,040 Jack, there's one thing I know about you is that you're absolutely honest. 270 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:00,460 Must be an Indianapolis faith. 271 00:28:00,860 --> 00:28:01,860 I won't. 272 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:06,140 No, I don't think I've ever met... anyone honest before. 273 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:10,900 My marketing professor said that everybody... Well, maybe your marketing 274 00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:11,900 professor's wrong. 275 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:14,740 I doubt it. 276 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,480 You're definitely the exception, Jack. 277 00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,080 You want to get some dinner? 278 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:23,440 No, I don't think so, Jack. Not tonight. 279 00:28:23,780 --> 00:28:26,320 I'm really tired and I've got a couple new ideas I want to work on. 280 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:28,440 God, your mind never stops, does it? 281 00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:31,660 I just thought maybe, you know, you could use a break and, uh... 282 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:36,520 Never mind. 283 00:28:36,900 --> 00:28:38,180 What are you trying to play, Jack? 284 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:45,280 Well, I just thought maybe we could pick up at the shack where we left off. 285 00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:48,160 That's probably really inconsiderate of me. I'm sorry. 286 00:28:48,900 --> 00:28:51,900 I mean, here you are working your butt off for me, and I'm making a cheap pass. 287 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,160 I'm sorry it'll never happen again. 288 00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:00,100 Come on, I'll walk you out. 289 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,120 Wait, Jack. 290 00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:13,030 Don't stop making passes, Jack. I'm young. 291 00:29:13,970 --> 00:29:15,190 I will be tired forever. 292 00:29:16,990 --> 00:29:17,990 Okay. 293 00:29:18,450 --> 00:29:19,790 I don't think I could have. I tried. 294 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:55,220 Yeah. 295 00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:09,470 Did you, uh, come up with any new, uh... I have a new idea. 296 00:33:10,530 --> 00:33:11,530 For Tammy Jo. 297 00:33:17,150 --> 00:33:18,530 Melissa! Jack! 298 00:33:18,750 --> 00:33:19,750 You better get out here. 299 00:33:19,970 --> 00:33:21,850 Quick! I think there's big trouble. 300 00:33:22,230 --> 00:33:23,230 Oh, no. 301 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,870 Where are your fire extinguishers? 302 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,040 You realize those vacuum cleaners are sucking much too loud? 303 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,540 City Ordinance 1069. 304 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,340 Look at the improperness of your attire, young lady. 305 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,540 I need to speak to the owner. 306 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:43,420 Excuse me? You heard me. I need to speak to the owner. 307 00:33:44,460 --> 00:33:45,460 What's your name? 308 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,920 Amy. Amy Winslow. What's yours? 309 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,200 My name is Donovan Drake. 310 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,680 I'm Assistant District Attorney. 311 00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:56,740 I'm here under the direct orders of A.B. Quinn, District Attorney himself. 312 00:33:57,620 --> 00:33:59,440 This is Sergeant Shag Sutton. 313 00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:02,720 Now, who's the owner? 314 00:34:06,860 --> 00:34:08,880 It's all on Jack. I'm going to go call Bobby Canova. 315 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:10,480 She's that lawyer I told you about. 316 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:21,100 Are you the owner? 317 00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:22,800 Well, yeah. 318 00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:24,400 Sort of. 319 00:34:24,860 --> 00:34:27,840 What do you mean, sort of? How can you sort of be in charge? 320 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:32,080 Well... Yes, I'm definitely in charge for all practical purposes. 321 00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,739 See, the place actually belongs to my uncle. 322 00:34:34,980 --> 00:34:35,980 He's got allergies. 323 00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:37,800 He left me in charge. 324 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,260 What can I do for you? 325 00:34:40,739 --> 00:34:45,600 You can shut this place down immediately by orders of Donovan Drake, assistant 326 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:46,659 district attorney. 327 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,239 That's me. 328 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,560 Glad to meet you. 329 00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:52,219 You mean like in closing up? 330 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:55,659 I'm running a business here. An illegal business, sir. 331 00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:58,160 What am I doing that's illegal? 332 00:34:58,760 --> 00:34:59,760 Tell him, Sarge. 333 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,100 Then you'll be right over? 334 00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,080 Oh, thank you, Bobby. 335 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:04,560 Bye. 336 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:11,100 There's been at least 42 fender benders on front of this place in the last week. 337 00:35:11,580 --> 00:35:12,920 One of them was a fire. 338 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:15,400 Fire engine? 339 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:17,360 Yes, sir. 340 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:21,420 Seems that there's some naked broad out in the street waving people in here. 341 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:23,480 Naked? She was not. 342 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,040 She's wearing a bikini. 343 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:28,820 Just like every other girl in this town wears all summer. 344 00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,560 The report says naked. 345 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,020 Do you deny nudity on these premises? 346 00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:38,740 Shit. 347 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,640 That looks pretty naked to me. 348 00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:49,660 Officer, arrest those two. Hold on there. 349 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:53,060 Nobody's arresting anybody. 350 00:35:55,150 --> 00:35:56,810 Thanks for getting here so fast, Bobby. 351 00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:00,790 Well, Mr. 352 00:36:01,110 --> 00:36:02,110 Donovan Drake. 353 00:36:02,510 --> 00:36:04,510 Boy Wonder Assistant DA. 354 00:36:05,350 --> 00:36:09,690 Really? Miss Canova is it? That's Ms. M-S period. 355 00:36:10,190 --> 00:36:13,250 Don't give me that Ms. shit because I don't miss anything. 356 00:36:13,490 --> 00:36:18,250 And don't you forget it. Do you have a reason for being here, Miss? I mean, 357 00:36:18,250 --> 00:36:20,110 Miss Canova? 358 00:36:21,070 --> 00:36:22,070 Fair question. 359 00:36:22,470 --> 00:36:24,130 I represent this establishment. 360 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,200 I am legal counsel for... Who do I represent? 361 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:29,820 What's your name, kid? 362 00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,440 Jack, Jack McCowan. 363 00:36:31,740 --> 00:36:32,860 Good Irish name. 364 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:34,100 It's actually Scottish. 365 00:36:35,980 --> 00:36:38,300 I represent Jack McCowan. 366 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:43,040 Now, why was the bulldog here about to make an arrest? 367 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:45,240 Well, LeBron was naked. 368 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:50,080 Naked? I assume that's some moronic derivative of nude? 369 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,560 Well, she didn't, uh... 370 00:36:52,990 --> 00:36:55,090 I mean, everybody saw them. 371 00:36:55,510 --> 00:36:56,970 Everybody saw what? 372 00:36:57,310 --> 00:37:00,870 Well, you know, her... Well, her hooters. 373 00:37:02,630 --> 00:37:07,490 Her breath. Her breath worked both totally. Could either of you describe 374 00:37:07,490 --> 00:37:08,490 these breaths? 375 00:37:08,670 --> 00:37:13,590 Well, sure. Yeah, they were standing up and saluting and pointing. Now let me 376 00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:14,590 get this straight. 377 00:37:15,230 --> 00:37:21,530 Junior indicates that he saw a D, while you, Sergeant, saw at least an F. 378 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,920 Were you both imagining these breaths? 379 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:30,380 And if they were exposed, could it be that they were exposed by accident, like 380 00:37:30,380 --> 00:37:31,380 your open fly? 381 00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,400 It is not. 382 00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:40,660 No. But if it were, would Sergeant Sutton have arrested you for indecent 383 00:37:40,660 --> 00:37:45,020 exposure? This is a place of business. Did she charge you for looking at her 384 00:37:45,020 --> 00:37:46,020 breath? No. 385 00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:51,600 Why would she charge... I think that's enough about the alleged nakedness. 386 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:57,120 Now let me see your court order. I don't need a court order. The city code 387 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:02,340 specifically states that when a place of business, such as a brothel, has 388 00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,060 flagrantly violated... Whoa, counselor. 389 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,260 Are you accusing Jim here of running a... Jack. 390 00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:11,180 Sorry. 391 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,360 Are you accusing Jack of running a whorehouse? 392 00:38:15,220 --> 00:38:17,720 No. Not exactly. Not exactly. 393 00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,820 Well, what you just said could exactly allow us to sue you personally, as well 394 00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,680 as the city and A.B. Quinn. 395 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:27,700 He caused a bunch of traffic accidents. 396 00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:29,800 Parker! 397 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:34,600 I found that kid laughing. 398 00:38:34,940 --> 00:38:37,380 I found the kid laughing. 399 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,980 Shut up. We lost him. Yeah, we lost him. 400 00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,600 Yeah, pup. 401 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,720 Sorry. I ain't your damn pup. 402 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:04,960 Give me that thing. 403 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:08,300 Get your hands off me. That's borderline battery now. Whatever. 404 00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:09,760 Yeah, whatever. 405 00:39:12,100 --> 00:39:15,460 That's where your attention should be. But instead you're harassing these 406 00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:18,740 college students who are trying to earn vacation money to cure the allergies of 407 00:39:18,740 --> 00:39:21,460 this young man's aunt. It's, uh, it's my uncle. 408 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,920 Uncle, that's right. 409 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,560 Is this any way to treat a visitor on a mercy mission? 410 00:40:11,570 --> 00:40:12,570 Jim's a cute one. 411 00:40:14,390 --> 00:40:15,970 Jack. Whatever. 412 00:40:19,970 --> 00:40:21,950 You fucked up again, kid. 413 00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:24,850 Come on, Ralph. It's all over. 414 00:40:25,330 --> 00:40:26,710 Over my ass. 415 00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:30,690 Oh, you lazy bum. Never mind. 416 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:32,750 It doesn't matter, Jack. 417 00:40:33,110 --> 00:40:35,830 Melissa, don't listen to him. It's probably brain damage for being a 418 00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:36,830 referee. 419 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:39,410 Whatever it is, he may be right. 420 00:40:42,670 --> 00:40:43,670 You heard Bobby. 421 00:40:45,070 --> 00:40:47,450 Bobby might turn this into a political circus, Jack. 422 00:40:48,550 --> 00:40:50,090 I just can't do this to you. 423 00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:51,750 And to your uncle. 424 00:40:52,730 --> 00:40:56,930 Let's just get the girls out of here. Melissa, you and the girls are the best 425 00:40:56,930 --> 00:40:58,850 thing that ever happened to my uncle's car wash. 426 00:41:03,090 --> 00:41:04,550 I'm going to be gone for a spell. 427 00:41:05,810 --> 00:41:06,810 You stay put. 428 00:41:08,050 --> 00:41:09,730 Owen, keep your mouth shut. 429 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,840 Miss Winslow? 430 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:38,920 Amy Winslow? 431 00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:44,020 Wow, you're that beautiful girl. I mean, you're the young lady that works at the 432 00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,020 Sunshine Car Wash. 433 00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,480 So, uh, you have pertinent information for me? 434 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,400 Not really. 435 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:55,640 I just wanted to apologize for all the horrible things that everybody said 436 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,240 yesterday and them throwing stuff. 437 00:42:00,100 --> 00:42:03,600 See, I'm a political science major. I want to do what you do when I get out of 438 00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:04,600 school. 439 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,580 I know you were just doing your job. 440 00:42:09,420 --> 00:42:12,000 What you girls are doing, it's wrong. 441 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:13,840 I disagree. 442 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,020 But that's what makes a democracy, right? 443 00:42:21,500 --> 00:42:24,620 Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 444 00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,360 Miss Winslow. 445 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,680 Amy. 446 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,040 Maybe... 447 00:42:36,330 --> 00:42:37,890 We could discuss our differences. 448 00:42:40,310 --> 00:42:41,530 Have you had dinner yet? 449 00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:46,170 I'd much prefer a barefoot walk along the beach. 450 00:42:47,570 --> 00:42:49,150 I can handle that. 451 00:42:55,250 --> 00:42:57,210 So, you're going into law? 452 00:42:59,650 --> 00:43:02,330 Hi, you're on the renegade request line. What's your request? 453 00:43:03,910 --> 00:43:05,550 You're on the air. Well, I think... 454 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,700 On this continent. A new nation. 455 00:43:35,210 --> 00:43:41,270 conceived in liberty to the proposition 456 00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:44,310 that all men are created equal. 457 00:44:03,930 --> 00:44:04,930 Amen. 458 00:44:07,870 --> 00:44:13,810 Now we are engaged. 459 00:44:14,330 --> 00:44:15,610 Great civil war. 460 00:44:20,590 --> 00:44:21,590 No way. 461 00:44:23,190 --> 00:44:26,410 Let's get that sick son of a bitch and castrate him, Big Bruce. 462 00:44:59,170 --> 00:45:01,150 I know we should do this. 463 00:45:02,990 --> 00:45:09,550 The world will know and will long remember what we have said here. 464 00:45:10,070 --> 00:45:14,170 But it will never forget what we have done here. 465 00:49:31,720 --> 00:49:32,720 How's it look, Amy? 466 00:49:32,820 --> 00:49:33,820 Looks great. 467 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:35,020 Doesn't suck. 468 00:49:36,540 --> 00:49:39,360 We ought to bring my boyfriend over here to make sure it doesn't suck. 469 00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,140 You pop that sucker loose or what? 470 00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,600 Sure gonna try. 471 00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:46,100 Well, hurry up, okay? 472 00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:49,860 No, I know. 473 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:55,040 I'm sorry, Foxy. Fashion's screwed up, but Amy's working on it. Girl's gotta go 474 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,300 on real soon, and the owner of the old folks home is getting real pissed if we 475 00:49:58,300 --> 00:50:00,800 show up late. It's a dirty banner. Amy Jo, telephone! 476 00:50:03,020 --> 00:50:04,020 You're awful busy, ain't you? 477 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:07,140 To keep this up, I'm going to have to find another car wash. 478 00:50:08,160 --> 00:50:09,300 It's only for the summer. 479 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,680 Let me go see what Amy's doing, okay? 480 00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:17,720 Well, I have spent the entire evening with Mr. 481 00:50:17,940 --> 00:50:22,600 District Attorney himself, my assistant, Amy Quinn, and Judge Hawthorne. Well, 482 00:50:23,780 --> 00:50:26,540 Quinn really pushed for a court order, but I finally convinced the judge to 483 00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:28,500 come into your place before any court order is issued. 484 00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:30,100 You should be here any minute. 485 00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:35,120 Oh. I wouldn't worry too much. The sight of exposed flesh is not going to affect 486 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,820 the judge. He tries to hide it by dragging it along with him. Put it a 487 00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:38,538 little wider here. 488 00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:39,700 Problem is, poor thing's instant. 489 00:50:41,460 --> 00:50:44,680 Word down at City Hall is that he hasn't gotten it up in about 20 years. 490 00:50:45,540 --> 00:50:46,540 Judge! 491 00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:48,120 Come on, up to the front of the line. 492 00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:50,320 Okay, smile for me. Let's be nice. 493 00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:56,240 Judge Hawthorne! 494 00:50:57,780 --> 00:51:00,540 This is Melissa Reese and Jack McGowan. 495 00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:01,780 How do you do? 496 00:51:06,510 --> 00:51:07,890 do 30 days in the slammer. 497 00:51:08,330 --> 00:51:09,470 Quick, girls, we've got to hide. 498 00:51:11,050 --> 00:51:12,090 Judge Hawthorne. 499 00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:15,930 Well, it's Reese and Jackie Gallagher. How do you do? Irish. 500 00:51:17,290 --> 00:51:19,730 It's really great that you could make it today, Your Honor. 501 00:51:56,300 --> 00:51:57,380 Forget it, Canova. 502 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,160 But, Judge, accidents happen. 503 00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:03,840 Not when they make my wife negative. But, Judge... This place is history, 504 00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:07,740 Canova. Hey, Foxy, who's that important-looking guy over there? 505 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:13,120 You said me? That's the city's number one asshole, District Attorney A.B. 506 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,120 Quinn himself. 507 00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:16,860 So? What does that mean? 508 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,760 That's the fuckhead who shut us down. 509 00:52:19,500 --> 00:52:23,800 Everybody, including you, is going to go to jail just as soon as I see A.B. 510 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:24,820 Quinn. 511 00:52:26,410 --> 00:52:27,410 A.B.! 512 00:52:29,950 --> 00:52:33,090 I'm terribly sorry, Your Honor, but if you'd listen to me in the first place... 513 00:52:33,090 --> 00:52:38,190 Baby, I told you so, baby. Sorry, sorry, I'm late, but somebody was looking at 514 00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:41,830 the naked broad out in front of this place and smacked right in the back of 515 00:52:41,830 --> 00:52:42,709 my car. 516 00:52:42,710 --> 00:52:46,710 Black total, that son of a gun. Well, by the time I got it pushed over to the 517 00:52:46,710 --> 00:52:52,390 curb, the perpetrating car and the naked broad were both gone. Well, then I tried 518 00:52:52,390 --> 00:52:55,190 to flag down a tow truck... Just shut up. 519 00:52:55,530 --> 00:52:59,070 Sergeant, nobody gives a damn about your stupid police car. 520 00:52:59,350 --> 00:53:04,450 Now, this is important, A.D. I'm issuing you an oral court order. I want this 521 00:53:04,450 --> 00:53:06,170 place closed down now. 522 00:53:06,830 --> 00:53:08,550 Nothing would give me greater pleasure. 523 00:53:08,810 --> 00:53:10,070 Point of order. 524 00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:14,090 In order to be official, a court order must be in writing and given to the 525 00:53:14,090 --> 00:53:15,090 property owner. 526 00:53:15,730 --> 00:53:20,790 Look, Canova, you are in contempt. In contempt of what? Car wash? 527 00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,320 for Operation Discover. 528 00:53:45,460 --> 00:53:47,820 Excuse me. Mr. Quinn, sir. 529 00:53:48,820 --> 00:53:54,980 Wouldn't you like something to drink? You! You idiot! You moron! You ex 530 00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:56,960 -dominant woman! Leave the weapon! 531 00:53:57,220 --> 00:53:59,640 Judge Hawthorne. 532 00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:00,880 What are you laughing about, Dad? 533 00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:05,060 Freedom for speed, but I can't get freedom for money. 534 00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:08,960 I'll laugh about this when these people are in jail. 535 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:10,200 All right, all right, all right. 536 00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:12,800 I got a gorilla out of the zoo. 537 00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:17,140 Hey, you never saw so many cousins in all my life. 538 00:54:18,200 --> 00:54:20,380 You got the power on. What are you, crazy? 539 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:22,120 Go put the power on now. 540 00:54:22,570 --> 00:54:25,010 Don't you do anything of the kind, son. You stay right here. 541 00:54:25,270 --> 00:54:29,290 Who the hell are you telling someone to do something in my college? I, sir, am 542 00:54:29,290 --> 00:54:30,630 Judge Austin. 543 00:54:31,590 --> 00:54:34,550 Oh. Oh, huh. I didn't get that. 544 00:54:35,890 --> 00:54:36,890 Mr. Broad. 545 00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:38,650 Yes, sir. 546 00:54:40,230 --> 00:54:41,230 My what? 547 00:54:42,270 --> 00:54:45,810 Oh, well, you're a very effective lady. You got good taste in women. 548 00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:49,810 Yes, I'm just beginning to notice that myself. 549 00:54:51,720 --> 00:54:55,660 You judge. If I had a wife like this, I wouldn't be hanging around no car wash. 550 00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,600 I'd have a set of things to do, you know what I mean? 551 00:54:59,740 --> 00:55:02,200 We'll never make it to the old folks' home on time. 552 00:55:02,720 --> 00:55:03,720 Oh, no. 553 00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,980 They can't be helped, guys. We've got to stay here till they leave. 554 00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:08,400 Oh. 555 00:55:15,540 --> 00:55:16,860 Donovan, get away from that. 556 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:18,160 Donovan. 557 00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:20,320 Donovan, get away from that. 558 00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,680 That girl. 559 00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:24,360 Sergeant, close this place down now. 560 00:55:24,580 --> 00:55:25,580 Disperse that crowd. 561 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:27,600 Move, people. 562 00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:29,460 I know who the flasher is. 563 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:35,960 I thought so, and when I saw his... Well, you know... Well, grab him! 564 00:55:36,740 --> 00:55:38,920 What? You're not pointing at me. Not you. 565 00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,720 Your boss. 566 00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:42,620 The D.A. himself. 567 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:46,700 He's the flasher. You see, I took these pictures of the flasher. 568 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:50,760 I hid in the men's room when Sonny deliberately spilled that drink on him. 569 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,380 And when he had his pants down, I got him. 570 00:55:55,540 --> 00:55:56,540 Preposterous. 571 00:55:57,240 --> 00:56:01,780 It's worse than that. If you don't want to face criminal charges, you'll give me 572 00:56:01,780 --> 00:56:06,800 those pictures. But, sir, you do look surprisingly like good God. 573 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,880 You are the flasher. 574 00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:14,700 We... I caught the flasher. Yes, sir. 575 00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,860 That pimple on your... That must have been what scared everybody. 576 00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:21,240 Certainly couldn't have been the thigh. 577 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:25,580 But, sir, tell me, what made you do it? 578 00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:30,980 Don't look at me that way. You have no right to judge me. 579 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:32,600 They have it coming. 580 00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:36,820 Running around town all summer exposing... Ha! 581 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,040 Themself showing every day. 582 00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,040 Oh, the disgusting worm flesh. 583 00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:46,700 I was just giving back to them what they gave to everyone else. 584 00:56:47,380 --> 00:56:50,820 There's nothing more disgusting than a naked female body. 585 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:57,380 My mother used to run around the house all day naked, and I... I hate it, my 586 00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:59,060 mother! Get away from me! 587 00:57:07,420 --> 00:57:11,020 What's going on out there now, Foxy? Big hot slasher. 588 00:57:11,580 --> 00:57:13,920 And it's none other than the DA himself. 589 00:58:21,150 --> 00:58:27,050 Rita! What the hell were you doing in there? 590 00:58:27,330 --> 00:58:30,110 I was hiding. That cop, he caught this car really bad. 591 00:58:30,370 --> 00:58:34,150 I thought he was after me or something. Rita, they were looking for the flasher. 592 00:58:34,450 --> 00:58:37,130 And guess what? It's really the district attorney himself. 593 00:58:38,230 --> 00:58:40,070 He hates naked girls. 594 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:42,000 I think maybe he's dead. 595 00:58:42,820 --> 00:58:43,880 Well, that's nice. 596 00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:45,880 I think everyone ought to be happy. 597 00:58:46,520 --> 00:58:47,540 She's a flasher. 598 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:20,520 Excuse me. 599 01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:23,180 Excuse me. 600 01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:25,480 Excuse me. 601 01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:29,040 Excuse me. 602 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:30,720 Excuse 603 01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:41,880 me. 604 01:00:41,900 --> 01:00:45,240 Excuse me. Excuse me. 605 01:00:47,950 --> 01:00:48,950 I don't know what a beach is. 606 01:00:49,810 --> 01:00:50,810 I don't know. 607 01:01:26,830 --> 01:01:28,750 is just so sweet. 608 01:01:29,770 --> 01:01:31,450 Now, let's get the hell out of here. 609 01:01:31,650 --> 01:01:32,770 Son of a bitch. 610 01:01:36,190 --> 01:01:38,350 Don't waste your breath, Bobby. 611 01:01:38,690 --> 01:01:43,150 Certainly, Your Honor. The car wash under the skirt... Don't waste your 612 01:01:43,150 --> 01:01:47,770 breath. Bobby, as far as I'm concerned, this car wash can stay open forever. 613 01:01:48,430 --> 01:01:49,630 Now, if you'll... 614 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:55,940 Excuse us. We have things to do, things we haven't thought about doing in 20 615 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:58,940 years. Certainly, Your Honor. Enjoy yourself. 616 01:02:10,140 --> 01:02:12,220 It's called justice, Bobby. 617 01:03:00,490 --> 01:03:01,490 I know. 618 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:12,080 Why don't we go back to the shack where we... Well, we don't have to go there. 619 01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,280 How about before we talk there, Melissa? 620 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,300 Okay, Jack. Whatever you say. 621 01:06:17,620 --> 01:06:18,620 Okay. 622 01:06:26,580 --> 01:06:27,580 That's it, Jack. 623 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:30,220 I really played you for a patsy. 624 01:06:32,180 --> 01:06:33,720 To give me a puck with the girls. 625 01:06:35,580 --> 01:06:36,660 I'm not proud of it. 626 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,860 Even though you were completely fooled. 627 01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,800 Well, not completely. 628 01:06:43,940 --> 01:06:48,860 I didn't know about the edible swimwear, but I was pretty sure you were pulling 629 01:06:48,860 --> 01:06:51,240 my leg about the California gumbo. 630 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,680 Jack, how can you sit there and make jokes after what I've done to you? 631 01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,920 I may have gotten you in real trouble this time. 632 01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:06,080 I just wish you would get pissed, call me names, or just do something. 633 01:07:08,170 --> 01:07:09,170 If you insist. 634 01:07:22,010 --> 01:07:28,850 What makes you take Jack 635 01:07:28,850 --> 01:07:29,850 McGowan? 636 01:07:30,570 --> 01:07:31,570 You do. 637 01:07:32,710 --> 01:07:35,890 I mean, I do a terrible thing to you. What terrible thing? 638 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:38,620 You turned my uncle's business around. 639 01:07:40,020 --> 01:07:42,420 You made it possible for him to pay his medical fee. 640 01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:45,960 You fixed it so I could hang out with the most beautiful girl I've ever met. 641 01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:51,360 If this is Terry... I've never met anyone like you, Jack. 642 01:07:53,460 --> 01:07:56,500 You contradict everything I thought was so important. 643 01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:02,540 I'm just glad you still like me. 644 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:04,040 Love you. 645 01:08:51,310 --> 01:08:53,149 I'm your friend. 646 01:15:30,250 --> 01:15:31,330 You know, it was a damnedest thing. 647 01:15:31,890 --> 01:15:33,450 I can't wear regular underwear. 648 01:15:34,150 --> 01:15:37,750 But they gave me this edible underwear, and it's true to me, just like that. 649 01:15:38,290 --> 01:15:42,470 Yeah. The only problem with this stuff is if you use it more than one day, it 650 01:15:42,470 --> 01:15:43,890 doesn't taste good. 651 01:15:44,690 --> 01:15:47,410 But, you know, if someone invested in it, they could make a fortune. 652 01:16:06,860 --> 01:16:09,860 I like what you did so much, and I'm going to keep up the theme. 653 01:16:10,120 --> 01:16:11,320 All right, huh? 654 01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:14,480 Show them, boys. 655 01:16:19,740 --> 01:16:21,520 All right, kids, now. 656 01:16:21,940 --> 01:16:26,040 Next year, you coming back next summer, huh? And taking over the job again? 657 01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,320 Sure. 658 01:17:00,830 --> 01:17:04,650 And by now, sports fans, you've all heard the news. The Flasher was not only 659 01:17:04,650 --> 01:17:08,370 caught with his pants down, but he's none other than A.B. Quinn, our esteemed 660 01:17:08,370 --> 01:17:09,370 district attorney. 661 01:17:09,910 --> 01:17:13,070 During his confession, he told authorities a computer had fallen on his 662 01:17:13,070 --> 01:17:16,650 head and caused strange vision problems, leading to his maniacal behavior. 663 01:17:17,170 --> 01:17:18,330 Time to go to the phones. 664 01:17:19,559 --> 01:17:20,559 Hello, Jerome? 665 01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:04,020 HI.