1 00:00:07,124 --> 00:00:08,951 I'm hosting a tournament. 2 00:00:08,952 --> 00:00:11,261 And I invite the best drivers to compete. 3 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:12,606 [GROANING] 4 00:00:12,607 --> 00:00:13,916 - John? - Quiet? 5 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:15,295 DOLLFACE: We call ourselves The Dolls. 6 00:00:15,296 --> 00:00:16,537 The divide between insiders and outsiders 7 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:17,744 grows by the day. 8 00:00:17,745 --> 00:00:19,192 I'm entering the tournament. 9 00:00:19,193 --> 00:00:21,088 I'm gonna wish to bring down all the city walls. 10 00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:22,675 It's bad out here, John. And it's getting worse. 11 00:00:22,676 --> 00:00:24,433 MAN: This monster's after me. Who is he? 12 00:00:24,434 --> 00:00:25,572 My best friend! 13 00:00:26,469 --> 00:00:29,433 Unfortunately, you missed every major organ on his body. 14 00:00:29,434 --> 00:00:30,847 STU: When you're the last survivor, 15 00:00:30,848 --> 00:00:32,399 everyone will know Sweet Tooth is the best. 16 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,882 Look, I was thinking, come with me. 17 00:00:33,883 --> 00:00:35,813 - You're lucky I'm available. - Ah! 18 00:00:35,814 --> 00:00:37,433 DOLLFACE: I heard you and Quiet make quite the team. 19 00:00:37,434 --> 00:00:38,813 JOHN DOE: Just like old times. 20 00:00:38,814 --> 00:00:40,331 John and I are gonna take a detour. 21 00:00:41,814 --> 00:00:42,951 [SCREAMING] 22 00:00:42,952 --> 00:00:44,606 [BOTH SCREAMING] 23 00:00:44,607 --> 00:00:46,088 I'm Mayhem. 24 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,364 You're looking at the best driver 25 00:00:47,365 --> 00:00:49,123 - on the West Coast. - Prove it. 26 00:00:49,124 --> 00:00:50,951 You don't have a goddamn clue what you're doing. 27 00:00:50,952 --> 00:00:52,088 MAYHEM: What the hell is that? 28 00:00:52,089 --> 00:00:54,226 This wasn't on the final exam! 29 00:00:54,227 --> 00:00:55,226 DOLLFACE: If you two are gonna win, 30 00:00:55,227 --> 00:00:56,778 you're gonna need some special weapons. 31 00:00:56,779 --> 00:00:58,468 And the most overpowered specials 32 00:00:58,469 --> 00:00:59,399 can only be found in Diesel City. 33 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:01,192 That's cool, but we don't have any money. 34 00:01:01,193 --> 00:01:02,572 We're gonna steal them. 35 00:01:05,021 --> 00:01:07,917 [♪] 36 00:01:12,538 --> 00:01:15,917 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] 37 00:01:43,193 --> 00:01:45,331 You wanna steal a bunch of weapons out of this place? 38 00:01:46,124 --> 00:01:48,364 Looks like you're gonna need a plan to do that. 39 00:01:48,365 --> 00:01:49,917 Good thing I've got one. 40 00:01:50,641 --> 00:01:52,020 So here's the deal. 41 00:01:52,021 --> 00:01:54,951 The cardinal rule of Diesel City is no violence. 42 00:01:54,952 --> 00:01:57,054 Dozens of snipers in there make sure of that. 43 00:01:57,055 --> 00:01:59,124 You die, it's from their bullet. 44 00:01:59,710 --> 00:02:01,985 Diesel City is for buyers only. 45 00:02:01,986 --> 00:02:03,364 So whatever gas you bring 46 00:02:03,365 --> 00:02:05,261 is swapped out for an in-house currency. 47 00:02:05,262 --> 00:02:06,916 And while the bazaar has got a whole slew 48 00:02:06,917 --> 00:02:08,295 of fine-ass weaponry, 49 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,088 the most lethal ordnance can be found 50 00:02:10,089 --> 00:02:11,916 deep in the Emperor's inner sanctum, 51 00:02:11,917 --> 00:02:14,020 locked away in a vault and for good reason, 52 00:02:14,021 --> 00:02:15,571 these are game changers, 53 00:02:15,572 --> 00:02:18,365 S-tier special weapons, the nasty shit. 54 00:02:18,779 --> 00:02:21,088 MAYHEM: They have an emperor here? Sick. 55 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:23,571 DOLLFACE: The biggest hurdle will be opening up the vault. 56 00:02:23,572 --> 00:02:25,261 The switch that controls the door 57 00:02:25,262 --> 00:02:28,400 is way up there in the crow's nest. 58 00:02:29,158 --> 00:02:31,744 So how do we get into the inner sanctum? 59 00:02:31,745 --> 00:02:33,709 DOLLFACE: Only the highest paying customers are allowed. 60 00:02:33,710 --> 00:02:35,193 And the people with the most money 61 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,434 are the representative from the insider cities. 62 00:02:37,917 --> 00:02:40,744 I think the official term is a gaggle of fucknuts. 63 00:02:40,745 --> 00:02:42,433 You blend in with them, 64 00:02:42,434 --> 00:02:43,502 get yourself a lanyard, 65 00:02:43,503 --> 00:02:44,952 boom, you're in. 66 00:02:47,469 --> 00:02:49,399 I'll take the lead on this one. 67 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,054 Really? You? 68 00:02:51,055 --> 00:02:52,088 Yeah, me. 69 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,364 I used to live with insiders. 70 00:02:53,365 --> 00:02:54,916 I know how their brain works. 71 00:02:54,917 --> 00:02:56,606 Do you even know what an hors d'oeuvres is? 72 00:02:56,607 --> 00:02:58,917 And you won't believe how they spell that shit. 73 00:02:59,434 --> 00:03:01,951 Listen, how are we going to blend in? 74 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:03,157 I mean, we're filthy. 75 00:03:03,158 --> 00:03:04,882 I don't even know whose blood this is. 76 00:03:04,883 --> 00:03:06,227 Here you go. 77 00:03:07,538 --> 00:03:10,193 Mr. and Mrs. Dipshit reporting for duty. 78 00:03:11,986 --> 00:03:14,571 Okay, so while you two look for the vault, 79 00:03:14,572 --> 00:03:16,675 I'll sneak up to the crow's nest and get the door open. 80 00:03:16,676 --> 00:03:19,088 You have 30 minutes to get your asses there. 81 00:03:19,089 --> 00:03:21,778 20 minutes, yeah. 82 00:03:21,779 --> 00:03:23,882 What? 30 minutes. 83 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:25,433 Yeah, that's what I meant. 84 00:03:25,434 --> 00:03:27,261 You got to be in and out, okay? 85 00:03:27,262 --> 00:03:28,814 Mayhem, you'll stay back here. 86 00:03:29,193 --> 00:03:31,157 Shit goes sideways, we might need a getaway driver. 87 00:03:31,158 --> 00:03:33,192 Oh, hell yeah! 88 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:35,227 I'll totally drive us the fuck out of here. 89 00:03:36,262 --> 00:03:37,295 She ready for this? 90 00:03:37,296 --> 00:03:38,295 Yes. 91 00:03:38,296 --> 00:03:39,745 Keys, bitch! 92 00:03:41,986 --> 00:03:43,365 - [KEYS JINGLE] - Thank you. 93 00:03:44,089 --> 00:03:45,640 Okay. 94 00:03:45,641 --> 00:03:49,021 You two ready to debut the new spring collection? 95 00:03:50,193 --> 00:03:51,157 MAYHEM: Wow. 96 00:03:51,158 --> 00:03:52,986 You look like a loose turd. 97 00:03:59,986 --> 00:04:01,502 Goddamn. 98 00:04:01,503 --> 00:04:02,917 We good? 99 00:04:03,538 --> 00:04:04,779 Yeah, we're good. 100 00:04:06,434 --> 00:04:07,883 DOLLFACE: All right, let's go. 101 00:04:09,021 --> 00:04:11,745 Bye. Don't die in there. 102 00:04:17,227 --> 00:04:18,710 Offerings for the Emperor? 103 00:04:21,193 --> 00:04:22,227 [SNIFFS] 104 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:28,193 20 pieces each. 105 00:04:28,676 --> 00:04:31,675 Welcome to Diesel City, where commerce is created 106 00:04:31,676 --> 00:04:34,434 and conflict is not tolerated. 107 00:04:35,538 --> 00:04:36,641 Happy shopping. 108 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:43,538 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 109 00:04:46,193 --> 00:04:48,296 Remember, vault door, 30 minutes. 110 00:04:51,055 --> 00:04:52,227 JOHN DOE: That's a bold choice. 111 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,779 QUIET: Knights of Nebraska. 112 00:04:55,331 --> 00:04:56,261 I heard they took over Topeka 113 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,503 and then killed what was left of the law. 114 00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:01,676 Guess they can wear whatever funny fucking hats they want. 115 00:05:04,193 --> 00:05:06,295 So this is Diesel City. 116 00:05:06,296 --> 00:05:08,021 Ho-ly shit. 117 00:05:14,986 --> 00:05:16,813 - Eight for all of these? - MERCHANT: Mmm-hmm. 118 00:05:16,814 --> 00:05:19,571 And if you're interested, I'm running a sale on .40 caliber. 119 00:05:19,572 --> 00:05:22,606 SWEET TOOTH: Hey, they got grenades. Can we have some? 120 00:05:22,607 --> 00:05:23,744 We have grenades in the truck. 121 00:05:23,745 --> 00:05:26,157 No, but these ones have little metal pieces in them. 122 00:05:26,158 --> 00:05:27,640 I'll never ask for anything again. 123 00:05:27,641 --> 00:05:30,021 Not this time. Thank you. 124 00:05:30,779 --> 00:05:32,088 I know you're excited, 125 00:05:32,089 --> 00:05:34,054 but you need to calm down a little bit, okay? 126 00:05:34,055 --> 00:05:36,088 Remember, this is about us winning the tournament, 127 00:05:36,089 --> 00:05:37,261 not about you buying whatever you want. 128 00:05:37,262 --> 00:05:39,261 I do want to win the tournament. 129 00:05:39,262 --> 00:05:41,606 Exactly. And these bullets I got us, 130 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,088 they're armor piercing. 131 00:05:43,089 --> 00:05:45,261 - Pretty sweet, huh? - Yeah, I guess. 132 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:47,157 Trust me, you're going to have plenty of toys 133 00:05:47,158 --> 00:05:48,778 to play with. Okay? 134 00:05:48,779 --> 00:05:51,261 See, that's why I like working with you, Stu. 135 00:05:51,262 --> 00:05:53,917 You do the premeditating. I do the murder. 136 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:57,813 Speaking of, I know killing is a big no-no around here, 137 00:05:57,814 --> 00:05:59,606 but I'm pretty sure I can get away with it. 138 00:05:59,607 --> 00:06:01,537 I mean, it can't be that hard. 139 00:06:01,538 --> 00:06:02,710 MERCHANT: Stop, thief! 140 00:06:04,814 --> 00:06:06,572 - [GUNSHOT] - [GRUNTS] 141 00:06:06,986 --> 00:06:08,054 Oh, shit. 142 00:06:08,055 --> 00:06:10,020 SWEET TOOTH: Oh! [LAUGHING] 143 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,537 Woo! Way to go! 144 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,502 You really misted that guy. 145 00:06:13,503 --> 00:06:15,779 Oh, man, whew! 146 00:06:16,331 --> 00:06:18,675 See, that's why you gotta behave. 147 00:06:18,676 --> 00:06:20,021 They're always watching. 148 00:06:20,365 --> 00:06:22,295 Where there's a willing clown, 149 00:06:22,296 --> 00:06:25,537 there's a way to murder. Know what I'm saying? 150 00:06:25,538 --> 00:06:26,709 Look, why don't you go pick out 151 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:28,089 something special for the tournament? 152 00:06:28,710 --> 00:06:29,882 Here you go. 153 00:06:29,883 --> 00:06:31,951 Get whatever you want, so long as it's useful. 154 00:06:31,952 --> 00:06:33,607 Okay? Have fun. 155 00:06:34,986 --> 00:06:36,158 And no murder. 156 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:38,710 Sure thing, Stu. 157 00:06:40,089 --> 00:06:41,538 [LAUGHING] 158 00:06:42,365 --> 00:06:44,434 [♪] 159 00:06:51,779 --> 00:06:53,262 [BUZZER] 160 00:06:53,641 --> 00:06:56,813 Okay. We need to get some lanyards without a fight. 161 00:06:56,814 --> 00:06:58,124 Any ideas? 162 00:06:58,952 --> 00:06:59,986 No. 163 00:07:00,607 --> 00:07:01,848 Oh, way to take the lead. 164 00:07:02,986 --> 00:07:05,123 Here comes some insiders. Okay. 165 00:07:05,124 --> 00:07:06,814 Guess I'm gonna have to pull out the big guns. 166 00:07:09,607 --> 00:07:10,814 Hello, boys. 167 00:07:13,227 --> 00:07:15,331 Oh, you can't be serious. 168 00:07:15,745 --> 00:07:17,985 Look, you're-- you're a cute chick, Quiet, 169 00:07:17,986 --> 00:07:19,744 but you look like you're trying to push out a fart right now, 170 00:07:19,745 --> 00:07:20,813 [LAUGHING] 171 00:07:20,814 --> 00:07:21,985 What are you doing here anyways? 172 00:07:21,986 --> 00:07:22,916 You're supposed to be in the car. 173 00:07:22,917 --> 00:07:24,813 Well, I'm helping your awkward asses. 174 00:07:24,814 --> 00:07:26,606 - That's what I'm doing. - QUIET: Oh, shit. 175 00:07:26,607 --> 00:07:27,744 JOHN DOE: Oh, where'd you get those? 176 00:07:27,745 --> 00:07:30,088 Well, I asked nicely, and they just gave them to me. 177 00:07:30,089 --> 00:07:32,089 - What do you think? - QUIET: Not bad. 178 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,021 Good pull, May. 179 00:07:34,814 --> 00:07:36,675 No. No way. This guy doesn't even look like me. 180 00:07:36,676 --> 00:07:39,088 - He wears glasses. - Oh. Got you covered, chief. 181 00:07:39,089 --> 00:07:40,848 [SIGHS] 182 00:07:41,641 --> 00:07:42,952 This isn't gonna work. 183 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:49,882 Huh, how is everything so crisp and clear? 184 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:51,295 What are you talking about? 185 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:53,123 You know how the world is usually blurry? 186 00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:54,503 With these, it-- 187 00:07:55,676 --> 00:07:56,883 Well, you got to try these. 188 00:07:57,572 --> 00:07:59,744 Like, have your eyes always been that color? 189 00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,157 Well, I've done my job. 190 00:08:01,158 --> 00:08:03,331 Hey, your job is getaway driver. 191 00:08:05,021 --> 00:08:06,502 You're going back to the car, right? 192 00:08:06,503 --> 00:08:08,365 Oh, yeah. Definitely. 193 00:08:13,021 --> 00:08:14,055 Glasses. 194 00:08:15,538 --> 00:08:16,538 They're working. 195 00:08:28,021 --> 00:08:29,192 Welcome back, Mr. Davis. 196 00:08:29,193 --> 00:08:30,331 Yeah, of course. 197 00:08:33,572 --> 00:08:34,847 Ms. Tomaso. 198 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:36,675 And good tidings to you 199 00:08:36,676 --> 00:08:38,814 from the fine people of Spokane. 200 00:08:40,538 --> 00:08:41,709 Sure, whatever 201 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:43,193 Spokane go bragh. 202 00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:46,021 Okay. 203 00:08:48,331 --> 00:08:49,710 [BUZZER] 204 00:08:54,021 --> 00:08:56,813 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING] 205 00:08:56,814 --> 00:08:59,537 JOHN DOE: We can tell Mayhem we found Fucknut Island. 206 00:08:59,538 --> 00:09:00,952 - [INDISTINCT CHATTER] - Oh, look, drinks. 207 00:09:03,779 --> 00:09:07,054 Oh, hey, this flavor is intoxicating. 208 00:09:07,055 --> 00:09:08,916 - Oh, damn, that is sweet. - Mmm-hmm. 209 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,296 Usually that means it's full of booze. 210 00:09:14,883 --> 00:09:16,503 [GASPING] Oh, yeah, it is. 211 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,847 There's His Highness. 212 00:09:21,848 --> 00:09:24,778 Yeah, so someone actually, like, killed my lube guy. 213 00:09:24,779 --> 00:09:27,192 It's crazy. Like, who'd kill an essential worker? 214 00:09:27,193 --> 00:09:28,745 I bet the vault's behind there. 215 00:09:30,055 --> 00:09:31,227 So rude. 216 00:09:32,158 --> 00:09:35,020 Okay, let's just lay low 217 00:09:35,021 --> 00:09:37,364 - and make our way over. - All right. 218 00:09:37,365 --> 00:09:39,054 - Just, you know, blend in. - Okay. 219 00:09:39,055 --> 00:09:44,021 [♪] 220 00:09:52,262 --> 00:09:53,882 Looking like we got a couple bogeys. 221 00:09:53,883 --> 00:09:56,882 And now we have got to go, right now. 222 00:09:56,883 --> 00:09:58,434 Go, go, go, go, go. Abort. 223 00:10:00,676 --> 00:10:02,124 Well, well, well. 224 00:10:03,089 --> 00:10:04,917 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 225 00:10:11,055 --> 00:10:14,434 So, what exactly are you two up to? 226 00:10:16,055 --> 00:10:17,020 Top of the morning to you, sir. 227 00:10:17,021 --> 00:10:20,261 - I'm Deb from Spokane. - I can see your badge. 228 00:10:20,262 --> 00:10:23,261 Yeah, I'm-I'm Rick, but you can call me, uh, 229 00:10:23,262 --> 00:10:26,123 Big Rick from Kirkland. 230 00:10:26,124 --> 00:10:27,193 Yummy. 231 00:10:29,124 --> 00:10:31,261 You know, I've never heard a Spokane accent before. 232 00:10:31,262 --> 00:10:32,952 It's fucking hideous! 233 00:10:35,055 --> 00:10:36,571 I love it. [LAUGHING] 234 00:10:36,572 --> 00:10:37,882 Stupid accent. 235 00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:39,916 So what I want to know is, 236 00:10:39,917 --> 00:10:43,469 what are you guys doing here together? 237 00:10:44,158 --> 00:10:47,399 Kirkland and Spokane haven't had diplomatic relations 238 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,814 since the manure conflict. 239 00:10:51,262 --> 00:10:53,744 Trying to turn my little weapons market soiree 240 00:10:53,745 --> 00:10:55,744 into a peace summit, are we? 241 00:10:55,745 --> 00:10:57,089 Oi, that we are, sir. 242 00:10:57,607 --> 00:10:59,537 - Guilty. [LAUGHING] 243 00:10:59,538 --> 00:11:00,883 Oh, really? 244 00:11:01,434 --> 00:11:02,917 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 245 00:11:04,848 --> 00:11:08,502 How is Kirkland since the whole sabotage? 246 00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:10,813 Uh, we're maintaining. 247 00:11:10,814 --> 00:11:13,778 Poisoning their drinking water with laxatives was genius. 248 00:11:13,779 --> 00:11:15,813 Break their sewers, fill their hospitals, 249 00:11:15,814 --> 00:11:17,640 make them feel dirty for once. 250 00:11:17,641 --> 00:11:20,640 Girl, Spokane don't play! [LAUGHING] 251 00:11:20,641 --> 00:11:22,124 No, no, no! 252 00:11:22,572 --> 00:11:24,502 Aye, we almost killed those bastards 253 00:11:24,503 --> 00:11:26,917 - and their wings. - [LAUGHING] 254 00:11:34,021 --> 00:11:36,157 Hmm. Is that even you? 255 00:11:36,158 --> 00:11:37,676 [SPUTTERS AND CHUCKLES] 256 00:11:38,089 --> 00:11:39,193 JOHN DOE: Uh... 257 00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:42,779 Looks like someone benefited from those laxatives. 258 00:11:43,124 --> 00:11:45,813 - Right? - [ALL LAUGHING] 259 00:11:45,814 --> 00:11:47,606 Diarrhea looks great on you. 260 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:48,951 [GRUNTS] 261 00:11:48,952 --> 00:11:51,295 He's still, uh, full of shite, though. 262 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:52,813 [LAUGHING] 263 00:11:52,814 --> 00:11:55,123 Deb. I love Deb. 264 00:11:55,124 --> 00:11:57,330 You know, it's so funny. 265 00:11:57,331 --> 00:11:59,295 I can't understand a fucking word you're saying, 266 00:11:59,296 --> 00:12:01,433 but this whole lovers from different towns, 267 00:12:01,434 --> 00:12:05,502 Romeo and Juliet bullshit gets me rock fucking hard. 268 00:12:05,503 --> 00:12:07,985 [LAUGHING] Now, if you'll excuse me, 269 00:12:07,986 --> 00:12:09,917 I've got to go prepare for the main event. 270 00:12:10,538 --> 00:12:11,779 Enjoy the auction. 271 00:12:12,572 --> 00:12:14,021 Stay hydrated. 272 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:23,985 That was too fucking close. 273 00:12:23,986 --> 00:12:25,262 - [GLASSES CLINK] - [SIGHS] 274 00:12:26,021 --> 00:12:27,192 Mmm! 275 00:12:27,193 --> 00:12:28,364 Ooh, banana-berry. 276 00:12:28,365 --> 00:12:30,021 - That's fucking yum, dude. - Amazing. 277 00:12:30,745 --> 00:12:31,710 Mmm! 278 00:12:32,158 --> 00:12:33,848 15 coins for one missile? 279 00:12:34,227 --> 00:12:35,537 That's highway robbery. 280 00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:37,675 I can give you, uh, 12. 281 00:12:37,676 --> 00:12:39,537 12? 12 is an insult. 282 00:12:39,538 --> 00:12:42,193 Stu! Stuart! 283 00:12:42,710 --> 00:12:43,779 Ta-da! 284 00:12:44,227 --> 00:12:47,088 Hey, I need some of those coins back. 285 00:12:47,089 --> 00:12:48,227 Sorry, fresh out. 286 00:12:48,676 --> 00:12:50,158 This thing is gorgeous, right? 287 00:12:50,538 --> 00:12:52,226 It's real velvet. Touch it. 288 00:12:52,227 --> 00:12:54,157 You spent all of our money, 289 00:12:54,158 --> 00:12:57,054 the money we need for actual weapons, on a stupid cape? 290 00:12:57,055 --> 00:12:58,296 Watch this. 291 00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,745 - Hey, what are you-- - [BONES CRACK] 292 00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:03,640 Shit! 293 00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:05,985 I killed two other yo-yos like that the same way. 294 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:09,088 - No one even noticed. - Unbelievable. 295 00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:10,295 Even when we have a plan, 296 00:13:10,296 --> 00:13:11,744 you still just do whatever you want to do. 297 00:13:11,745 --> 00:13:13,502 I don't think you understand. 298 00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:15,675 I am investing in history, 299 00:13:15,676 --> 00:13:19,503 because this cape belonged to Count Dracula! 300 00:13:19,848 --> 00:13:21,296 No way that's true. 301 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:23,675 The vendor I bought this from was a learned man, 302 00:13:23,676 --> 00:13:25,123 not a chance he would lie to me. 303 00:13:25,124 --> 00:13:26,951 Regardless if it was owned by a Dracula, 304 00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:30,054 the point is, I asked you one thing, one simple thing-- 305 00:13:30,055 --> 00:13:31,571 BURLY GUARD: You need to come with us, sir. 306 00:13:31,572 --> 00:13:32,744 What? Why? 307 00:13:32,745 --> 00:13:34,261 Sweet Tooth, a little help. 308 00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:35,606 Sweet Tooth! 309 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,089 Catch you later, Stu! 310 00:13:38,745 --> 00:13:41,158 Count Sweet Tooth is on the hunt. 311 00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:47,676 Is he still looking at us? 312 00:13:48,331 --> 00:13:49,434 JOHN DOE: Yeah. 313 00:13:50,055 --> 00:13:51,985 Look, there's only 15 minutes left. 314 00:13:51,986 --> 00:13:54,089 Let's just scope out what we want out of the vault. 315 00:13:54,641 --> 00:13:57,295 Like this, Ghost Missiles. 316 00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,744 I wonder if they can go through walls. 317 00:13:58,745 --> 00:14:00,813 Every missile goes through walls. 318 00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:02,400 Hmm. How about this? 319 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,157 Boomerang Blast. 320 00:14:05,158 --> 00:14:07,847 Don't tell me they come back to you. 321 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,709 Oh, that would be so useless. 322 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:12,813 Don't be so quick to discount the Boomerang Blast. 323 00:14:12,814 --> 00:14:14,364 It's more difficult to master, yes, 324 00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:16,985 but it is one of our more lethal options. 325 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:19,157 It feels like ease of use 326 00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:20,537 would be sorta key there. 327 00:14:20,538 --> 00:14:22,399 A lady who knows what she wants. 328 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:24,709 If you prefer something a bit simpler, 329 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:27,641 may I suggest the Napalm Cones? 330 00:14:28,021 --> 00:14:30,847 These rockets deploy liquid napalm. 331 00:14:30,848 --> 00:14:33,916 They can melt an outsider's skin in seven seconds flat. 332 00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:36,364 I'm assuming this is for perimeter defense, yes? 333 00:14:36,365 --> 00:14:37,502 Oi, of course. 334 00:14:37,503 --> 00:14:39,502 AUCTION HOST: New San Francisco 335 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,020 just implemented this system 336 00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:43,330 and is very pleased with the results. 337 00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:45,157 They cleared out an entire encampment 338 00:14:45,158 --> 00:14:47,745 of pedestrians near their gates lickety split. 339 00:14:48,193 --> 00:14:52,020 The smell will go away eventually. 340 00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,502 That's fucked up, man. 341 00:14:53,503 --> 00:14:55,364 [LAUGHING] It is, isn't it? 342 00:14:55,365 --> 00:14:57,021 Oh, thank you so much, sir. 343 00:14:57,779 --> 00:14:58,814 Keep it together. 344 00:14:59,055 --> 00:15:01,951 The people outside the walls are just trying to hang on. 345 00:15:01,952 --> 00:15:03,882 This guy's talking about them like they're roaches. 346 00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:06,434 Every city has weapons like this now. 347 00:15:07,158 --> 00:15:08,433 Every one. 348 00:15:08,434 --> 00:15:10,226 Keeping people out isn't enough anymore. 349 00:15:10,227 --> 00:15:11,192 They want them gone. 350 00:15:11,193 --> 00:15:14,192 I know people on the inside, guards, even. 351 00:15:14,193 --> 00:15:16,399 And they don't say anything about stuff like this. 352 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,400 Yeah. You think they would tell you? 353 00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,917 Fuck them and fuck this. 354 00:15:25,469 --> 00:15:26,709 We're taking them all down. 355 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,883 The system, the walls, all of it. 356 00:15:30,158 --> 00:15:31,469 [GLASS CLINKING] 357 00:15:33,952 --> 00:15:36,226 Okay, chin chin. 358 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:37,813 Everybody wrap up your biz, 359 00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:39,744 and we will announce the winners 360 00:15:39,745 --> 00:15:42,089 after playtime. 361 00:15:42,710 --> 00:15:45,088 - Everybody follow me! - [CHEERING AND WHOOPING] 362 00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:46,744 Come on, you little rats. 363 00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,364 Come to your Pied Piper. [LAUGHING] 364 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,469 Playtime? 365 00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:03,538 DOLLFACE: Hey, studs. 366 00:16:03,883 --> 00:16:05,710 [GRUNTING] 367 00:16:13,538 --> 00:16:15,123 SWEET TOOTH: Mind if I cape in? 368 00:16:15,124 --> 00:16:16,986 [GRUNTING] 369 00:16:20,641 --> 00:16:22,710 [PANTING] 370 00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:25,951 DOLLFACE: Uh, thanks. 371 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,502 Well, thank you. Never killed with a lady before, 372 00:16:28,503 --> 00:16:30,330 masked or otherwise. I'm-- 373 00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:31,745 Sweet Tooth. I know. 374 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:35,054 Ah, finally someone gets it. 375 00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:38,295 It would be my honor to kill alongside you. 376 00:16:38,296 --> 00:16:39,331 DOLLFACE: Whatever. 377 00:16:41,986 --> 00:16:43,572 Oh, I like her. 378 00:16:47,262 --> 00:16:51,503 [MUTED DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 379 00:16:52,055 --> 00:16:53,331 I'll take your coats. 380 00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:02,779 Thank you, my good man. 381 00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:06,192 Wear these. 382 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,503 One vulture, one holy man. 383 00:17:09,021 --> 00:17:10,848 Are you leaving your bottoms on? 384 00:17:12,124 --> 00:17:13,226 BOTH: Yeah. 385 00:17:13,227 --> 00:17:15,538 Suit yourselves, weirdos. 386 00:17:19,158 --> 00:17:21,952 - [LOUD MUSIC] - [PEOPLE MOANING] 387 00:17:28,710 --> 00:17:29,709 FEMALE PARTYGOER: You like that, honey? 388 00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:31,088 MALE PARTYGOER: Uh-huh. 389 00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:32,640 MALE ADMIRER: Give me the package, milkman. 390 00:17:32,641 --> 00:17:34,399 [LAUGHTER] 391 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:38,502 You love being on the outside, don't you? 392 00:17:38,503 --> 00:17:40,192 Dirty little outsiders. 393 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:44,744 Yes, play your roles, you holy men, you butchers. 394 00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:46,571 Revel in your lawlessness, 395 00:17:46,572 --> 00:17:48,606 you nasty little vultures. 396 00:17:48,607 --> 00:17:53,192 And remember, no pleasure is forbidden on the outside. 397 00:17:53,193 --> 00:17:55,572 Hello, Mr. Holy Man. 398 00:17:56,193 --> 00:17:58,158 I'm a ripe little trash boy. 399 00:17:59,124 --> 00:18:00,502 Rip me open. 400 00:18:00,503 --> 00:18:02,778 I understand role playing, man, but I'll pass. 401 00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:04,295 You look awful thirsty. 402 00:18:04,296 --> 00:18:07,640 How about a cup of freshly squeezed ass? 403 00:18:07,641 --> 00:18:10,123 I've had my share of trash ass for today. Thanks. 404 00:18:10,124 --> 00:18:11,745 Shoulders, Pantalaimon. 405 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,606 - This way. - [YELPS] 406 00:18:15,607 --> 00:18:17,295 Our vulture nest was raided last week. 407 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,468 - Excuse me? - And it's all your fault. 408 00:18:19,469 --> 00:18:22,468 Now you have to pay the price in skin. 409 00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,709 Oh! Um, no, no, no thank you. 410 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:26,295 Oh, look, a holy man! 411 00:18:26,296 --> 00:18:28,952 Oh, my skin is his prisoner now. Sorry. 412 00:18:29,814 --> 00:18:32,433 - She was kind of hot, right? - Yes, absolutely. 413 00:18:32,434 --> 00:18:33,606 Just trying a little too hard, you know? 414 00:18:33,607 --> 00:18:36,158 - [MOANING] - FEMALE PARTYGOER: Harder! 415 00:18:36,676 --> 00:18:38,261 His Majesty is looking at us. 416 00:18:38,262 --> 00:18:40,054 Just, you know, play along. 417 00:18:40,055 --> 00:18:41,607 - [GRUNTING] - Sell it. 418 00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:45,399 Oh, yeah, I'm an outsider. 419 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,537 I deserve to be on all fours like a bad, bad doggy. 420 00:18:49,538 --> 00:18:50,985 - [BARKS] - Yeah. 421 00:18:50,986 --> 00:18:54,123 I'm a dirty doggy boy, too. 422 00:18:54,124 --> 00:18:58,710 [GRUNTING AND PANTING] 423 00:18:59,158 --> 00:19:00,538 [WHISPERS] Missionary. 424 00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:11,227 [♪] 425 00:19:12,883 --> 00:19:14,607 FEMALE PARTYGOER: Oh, don't stop, don't stop! 426 00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:18,227 [MOANING AND PANTING] 427 00:19:24,193 --> 00:19:25,744 This is really bad on the knees. 428 00:19:25,745 --> 00:19:27,364 QUIET: Yeah, that's what I've been saying. 429 00:19:27,365 --> 00:19:30,502 [HORNS BLOWING] 430 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,226 And now a treat. 431 00:19:32,227 --> 00:19:35,123 I looked around Diesel City today 432 00:19:35,124 --> 00:19:37,020 for the crudest, sweatiest, 433 00:19:37,021 --> 00:19:40,364 most deliciously desperate outsider I could find. 434 00:19:40,365 --> 00:19:43,813 And then I brought him back here so we could punish him 435 00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:45,364 - with pleasure. - [CHEERING AND WHOOPING] 436 00:19:45,365 --> 00:19:50,157 Ladies and gentlemen, behold your King of Dirt. 437 00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:54,330 [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 438 00:19:54,331 --> 00:19:55,951 Have you guys tested out this machine? 439 00:19:55,952 --> 00:19:57,400 They're distracted. Let's move! 440 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:03,157 John! 441 00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,193 It's me, Stu. 442 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:07,364 It calls itself Stu. 443 00:20:07,365 --> 00:20:14,192 - [PARTYGOERS MOANING] - Stu. Stu. Stu. 444 00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:16,814 Oh, this is a sex thing? 445 00:20:17,848 --> 00:20:19,157 Did I win a contest or something? 446 00:20:19,158 --> 00:20:21,502 Stu. Stu. 447 00:20:21,503 --> 00:20:27,745 Stu, Stu, Stu. 448 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:35,193 [♪] 449 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:38,055 QUIET: Just a few lasers between us and the weapons. 450 00:20:39,365 --> 00:20:41,365 JOHN DOE: Not just lasers. Shit. 451 00:20:42,262 --> 00:20:43,434 We're cutting it close. 452 00:20:44,124 --> 00:20:45,124 Allow me. 453 00:20:50,055 --> 00:20:51,641 - [GRUNTS] - Oh, shit. 454 00:20:52,883 --> 00:20:55,952 [GRUNTING] 455 00:20:57,676 --> 00:20:59,227 [CHOKING] 456 00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:05,331 [SQUELCHING AND GURGLING] 457 00:21:11,469 --> 00:21:13,158 Oh. Fuck yeah. Coming. 458 00:21:18,089 --> 00:21:20,364 SWEET TOOTH: Hey, hey, you ever had a footlong? 459 00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:22,640 I mean, it's not just more dog. 460 00:21:22,641 --> 00:21:25,158 See, the ratio of bun to dog 461 00:21:25,503 --> 00:21:28,468 varies the flavor in a very specific way. 462 00:21:28,469 --> 00:21:29,572 DOLLFACE: Fascinating. 463 00:21:29,952 --> 00:21:31,296 SWEET TOOTH: Yeah, I think so, too. 464 00:21:31,814 --> 00:21:34,951 [DOLLFACE SIGHS] And you're coming in, I guess. 465 00:21:34,952 --> 00:21:39,088 SWEET TOOTH: Um, so-so are you normally a solo assassin, 466 00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:40,951 or is this, like, a special occasion? 467 00:21:40,952 --> 00:21:42,502 DOLLFACE: I do what it takes. 468 00:21:42,503 --> 00:21:44,330 Oh, cool. Real go-getter, cool. 469 00:21:44,331 --> 00:21:45,606 Just like myself. 470 00:21:45,607 --> 00:21:47,606 Have you ever maybe considered teaming up? 471 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:49,295 I mean, obviously I'm spoken for, 472 00:21:49,296 --> 00:21:51,123 but I don't know, I might be convinced 473 00:21:51,124 --> 00:21:52,571 to maybe take on a third. 474 00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,917 HVAC, water-- Wait. 475 00:21:55,469 --> 00:21:56,745 EMP? 476 00:22:01,365 --> 00:22:03,709 They've got an electromagnetic pulse generator? 477 00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:06,813 DOLLFACE: Killing electricity on demand could be a game changer. 478 00:22:06,814 --> 00:22:08,538 Especially at a tournament. 479 00:22:09,676 --> 00:22:11,364 - I call dibs. - Finders keepers. 480 00:22:11,365 --> 00:22:13,365 Losers weepers. [GRUNTS] 481 00:22:20,538 --> 00:22:22,296 JOHN DOE: Shit, they got a lot of lasers. 482 00:22:24,158 --> 00:22:25,193 This one's on me. 483 00:22:28,365 --> 00:22:31,227 [♪] 484 00:22:46,676 --> 00:22:48,021 [GRUNTING] 485 00:22:55,848 --> 00:22:57,503 [♪] 486 00:23:06,089 --> 00:23:07,675 ["WHAT IS LOVE" BY HADDAWAY PLAYING] 487 00:23:07,676 --> 00:23:09,020 ♪ What is love 488 00:23:09,021 --> 00:23:10,054 ♪ Baby don't hurt me 489 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,399 [GRUNTING] 490 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,400 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 491 00:23:16,745 --> 00:23:18,883 ♪ Baby don't hurt me 492 00:23:19,262 --> 00:23:22,123 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 493 00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:25,503 [GRUNTING] 494 00:23:30,779 --> 00:23:31,744 ♪ What is love 495 00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:33,607 [BEEPING] 496 00:23:38,434 --> 00:23:39,399 ♪ Yeah 497 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,503 [GRUNTING] 498 00:23:45,055 --> 00:23:46,262 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 499 00:23:47,434 --> 00:23:49,365 Hey, get your thumb outta there! 500 00:23:49,917 --> 00:23:50,952 [BUZZER] 501 00:23:51,469 --> 00:23:55,124 ♪ I give you my love And you don't care ♪ 502 00:23:55,538 --> 00:23:57,055 ♪ What is right 503 00:23:57,503 --> 00:23:59,433 ♪ What is wrong 504 00:23:59,434 --> 00:24:01,089 ♪ Give me a sign 505 00:24:01,503 --> 00:24:02,847 ♪ What is love 506 00:24:02,848 --> 00:24:04,330 [SQUEALING] 507 00:24:04,331 --> 00:24:05,709 [ELECTRICAL HUMMING] 508 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:07,847 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 509 00:24:07,848 --> 00:24:09,192 What about the weapons? 510 00:24:09,193 --> 00:24:10,675 Dollface said we have to be in and out. 511 00:24:10,676 --> 00:24:11,847 I'll be done in two and a half. 512 00:24:11,848 --> 00:24:13,813 [MOANING] 513 00:24:13,814 --> 00:24:16,502 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 514 00:24:16,503 --> 00:24:18,813 [SPARKING AND WHOOSHING] 515 00:24:18,814 --> 00:24:21,502 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 516 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,364 ♪ Oh-whoa, whoa 517 00:24:23,365 --> 00:24:25,502 [DOOR BANGING] 518 00:24:25,503 --> 00:24:28,192 [THUDDING AND BUZZING] 519 00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:29,502 [GRUNTS] 520 00:24:29,503 --> 00:24:31,468 ♪ Oh-whoa, whoa ♪ 521 00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:32,847 ♪ Uh-huh 522 00:24:32,848 --> 00:24:37,021 [♪] 523 00:24:39,607 --> 00:24:41,227 Wait! Where are your glasses? 524 00:24:45,365 --> 00:24:46,813 - Is that better? - Oh, my God! 525 00:24:46,814 --> 00:24:49,021 [♪] 526 00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:53,502 ♪ I don't know What can I do ♪ 527 00:24:53,503 --> 00:24:57,330 ♪ What else can I say It's up to you ♪ 528 00:24:57,331 --> 00:25:01,399 ♪ I know we're one Just me and you ♪ 529 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,675 ♪ I can't go on 530 00:25:03,676 --> 00:25:05,054 ♪ What is love 531 00:25:05,055 --> 00:25:08,261 [PANTING] Damn. 532 00:25:08,262 --> 00:25:09,778 How the hell do you get out of this place? 533 00:25:09,779 --> 00:25:11,433 ♪ No more ♪ 534 00:25:11,434 --> 00:25:13,020 ♪ What is love ♪ 535 00:25:13,021 --> 00:25:15,571 ♪ Baby don't hurt me 536 00:25:15,572 --> 00:25:17,537 ♪ Don't hurt me No more ♪ 537 00:25:17,538 --> 00:25:18,882 [PANTING] 538 00:25:18,883 --> 00:25:21,054 No more sex. I'm depleted. 539 00:25:21,055 --> 00:25:23,364 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 540 00:25:23,365 --> 00:25:24,434 Holy shit. 541 00:25:24,952 --> 00:25:26,986 Holy shit! Jackpot! 542 00:25:28,607 --> 00:25:31,399 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa 543 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:34,433 ♪ Oh-whoa, whoa, uh-huh 544 00:25:34,434 --> 00:25:35,709 ♪ What is love ♪ 545 00:25:35,710 --> 00:25:39,124 [GRUNTING] And stay down! 546 00:25:41,089 --> 00:25:42,952 [GRUNTING] 547 00:25:46,262 --> 00:25:48,641 Who wears a fucking cape? 548 00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:51,021 Damn, kid. 549 00:25:51,710 --> 00:25:53,814 SWEET TOOTH: Curse this high quality velvet! 550 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:55,434 [YELPS] 551 00:25:55,848 --> 00:25:57,606 [ALARM BLARING] 552 00:25:57,607 --> 00:25:59,779 - [SWEET TOOTH GROANS] - Mayhem, heads up! 553 00:26:01,021 --> 00:26:02,158 Run, you little psycho! 554 00:26:07,158 --> 00:26:08,883 [GRUNTING] 555 00:26:11,641 --> 00:26:14,675 Masked lady! 556 00:26:14,676 --> 00:26:15,778 MALE PARTYGOER: Hey! What's happening? 557 00:26:15,779 --> 00:26:18,295 - MAN: Is that an alarm? - Halt! 558 00:26:18,296 --> 00:26:20,124 What have you got there, Stu? 559 00:26:21,365 --> 00:26:22,951 You dare steal from me 560 00:26:22,952 --> 00:26:25,985 after I gave you the gift of flesh? 561 00:26:25,986 --> 00:26:27,124 - [SNAPS FINGERS] - Kill him. 562 00:26:28,158 --> 00:26:29,503 You didn't fuck me. 563 00:26:31,193 --> 00:26:32,468 I fucked you. 564 00:26:32,469 --> 00:26:36,433 - [GUNFIRE] - [SCREAMING] 565 00:26:36,434 --> 00:26:38,469 [PANTING] 566 00:26:39,193 --> 00:26:41,157 - Oh, shit! Oh, shit! - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 567 00:26:41,158 --> 00:26:42,192 - The alarm! - Uh-huh. 568 00:26:42,193 --> 00:26:43,676 Oh, my God, we gotta go. 569 00:26:44,365 --> 00:26:45,951 Did you finish? 570 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:47,572 We really got to go. 571 00:26:47,952 --> 00:26:49,951 JOHN DOE: Where are all the weapons? 572 00:26:49,952 --> 00:26:51,296 Where are our clothes? 573 00:26:54,986 --> 00:26:57,434 BOTH: Fuck! 574 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,641 This is what I get for trying to collaborate. 575 00:27:04,021 --> 00:27:05,917 Get out of my way. [GRUNTS] 576 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:08,469 CITIZEN 1: Someone got attacked. 577 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,330 GUARD: Snipers down! 578 00:27:11,331 --> 00:27:12,502 RIOTER 1: Grab everything! 579 00:27:12,503 --> 00:27:15,227 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND FIGHTING] 580 00:27:24,021 --> 00:27:25,227 [GROWLING] 581 00:27:28,089 --> 00:27:29,710 This is my kind of party! 582 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,399 - Sorry! - Excuse me, sorry. 583 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,675 [CHEERING AND SHOUTING] 584 00:27:37,676 --> 00:27:40,710 [WHIMPERING] 585 00:27:42,572 --> 00:27:44,469 Come on! It's fucking cold in here. 586 00:27:47,883 --> 00:27:49,193 [GRUNTING] 587 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:52,607 [GUNFIRE] 588 00:27:58,227 --> 00:28:00,295 - SWEET TOOTH: You! - DOLLFACE: Oh, hell yeah. 589 00:28:00,296 --> 00:28:01,607 Giddyup, bitch. 590 00:28:01,986 --> 00:28:05,055 Oh, where the fuck is Mayhem? 591 00:28:06,089 --> 00:28:10,744 [ENGINE REVVING] 592 00:28:10,745 --> 00:28:11,916 Where the hell have you been? 593 00:28:11,917 --> 00:28:13,088 That doesn't really seem like 594 00:28:13,089 --> 00:28:15,123 the most important question to be asking right now. 595 00:28:15,124 --> 00:28:16,607 Looking good, guys. 596 00:28:17,089 --> 00:28:18,814 May, you take Shrapnel. 597 00:28:19,365 --> 00:28:20,814 I've got my own pony. 598 00:28:21,469 --> 00:28:23,123 Yee-haw, Kit-Kat! 599 00:28:23,124 --> 00:28:24,985 [ENGINE REVVING] 600 00:28:24,986 --> 00:28:26,640 Hey! Who's that bloody guy? 601 00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:27,778 Drew. 602 00:28:27,779 --> 00:28:30,331 Drew? Drew! 603 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:36,502 Hey, Stu, you look kinda different. 604 00:28:36,503 --> 00:28:38,607 I killed them. I killed them all. 605 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,054 You mean, like dead-dead? 606 00:28:41,055 --> 00:28:42,951 Yeah. It was awesome. 607 00:28:42,952 --> 00:28:44,640 I knew you could do it, Stu. 608 00:28:44,641 --> 00:28:47,813 Gosh, I'm proud of you. Can't believe I missed it. 609 00:28:47,814 --> 00:28:50,641 It's okay. I got you a consolation prize. 610 00:28:52,089 --> 00:28:54,261 Okay, okay. Calm down, Stu. 611 00:28:54,262 --> 00:28:55,261 Yeah. Yeah. 612 00:28:55,262 --> 00:28:57,469 Napalm cones? My favorite! 613 00:28:58,365 --> 00:29:00,986 Stu, remember this day, 614 00:29:01,538 --> 00:29:04,606 for on this day you had your first massacre. 615 00:29:04,607 --> 00:29:06,158 You became a man, 616 00:29:06,676 --> 00:29:09,193 and this was your gore mitzvah. 617 00:29:10,779 --> 00:29:11,848 Tell me everything. 618 00:29:13,021 --> 00:29:14,262 I also had a lot of sex. 619 00:29:14,607 --> 00:29:17,054 Gross. I don't want to hear about any of that. 620 00:29:17,055 --> 00:29:18,502 Decorum! 621 00:29:18,503 --> 00:29:20,813 How did you get an EMP? 622 00:29:20,814 --> 00:29:22,468 All we got was armor piercing bullets 623 00:29:22,469 --> 00:29:24,192 and missiles that come back to you. 624 00:29:24,193 --> 00:29:26,400 I mean, that's not all you got. 625 00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:29,157 Ugh, you're nasty. 626 00:29:29,158 --> 00:29:31,055 What can I say? We make a good team. 627 00:29:32,365 --> 00:29:33,641 That we do. 628 00:29:34,193 --> 00:29:35,882 I hope it's enough to win the tournament. 629 00:29:35,883 --> 00:29:36,986 I'm not sure it is. 630 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:40,330 Ever since I met you guys, I've seen a car man, 631 00:29:40,331 --> 00:29:42,330 A weird grim reaper biker dude, 632 00:29:42,331 --> 00:29:44,020 and a killer clown. 633 00:29:44,021 --> 00:29:45,848 You're going to need someone to watch your back, 634 00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:48,607 which is why I'm entering, too. 635 00:29:49,917 --> 00:29:51,020 What about the Dolls? 636 00:29:51,021 --> 00:29:52,262 The Dolls have their orders. 637 00:29:52,538 --> 00:29:54,365 Think about it. Roadkill is fast. 638 00:29:54,848 --> 00:29:57,502 You take the lead. I set up the EMP. 639 00:29:57,503 --> 00:30:00,020 Boom! No more competition. 640 00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:02,745 We race to the finish and make our wish. 641 00:30:03,986 --> 00:30:05,709 And it ends before it even starts. 642 00:30:05,710 --> 00:30:08,538 MAYHEM: And in Shrapnel I'll be fucking unstoppable. 643 00:30:10,227 --> 00:30:12,537 Also, do we have any T.P.? 644 00:30:12,538 --> 00:30:15,020 - Yeah, got some in the car. - MAYHEM: Thank you! 645 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,193 Uh-huh. Hold tight. 646 00:30:21,848 --> 00:30:23,537 Tell me again about the cabin. 647 00:30:23,538 --> 00:30:26,399 [SCOFFS] You know I've never been there, right? 648 00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:28,434 I know. Just... 649 00:30:29,193 --> 00:30:31,400 You know, tell me anyway. Make it up. 650 00:30:33,986 --> 00:30:35,434 [SIGHS] 651 00:30:36,848 --> 00:30:38,986 - The air is sweet. - Hmm. 652 00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:43,296 At night all you can hear are the owls and... 653 00:30:45,193 --> 00:30:47,089 stars as far as the eye can see. 654 00:30:49,952 --> 00:30:52,055 - QUIET: Kind of like now. - JOHN DOE: Yeah. 655 00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:55,124 [♪] 656 00:31:01,952 --> 00:31:03,331 Tournament starts tomorrow. 657 00:31:05,917 --> 00:31:07,021 You think we'll win? 658 00:31:09,710 --> 00:31:11,710 [INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]