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I know it wasn't your idea to leave
the city, but this is literally my dream

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come true. Look at all this traffic!
Aren't you happy to get away from all that?

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Oh, now I'm overjoyed.

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Oh, I know.

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I mean,
who wants to live in an iconic city with

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incredible culture, and great food,
and all of our friends?

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I'm kidding.

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I'm kidding.

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It's going to be great.

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You too.

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This is the best stuff.

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Hey, Mike.

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Language, buddy.

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Look, I know all this moving
business can be really hard, all right?

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But you're going to make
some really good friends.

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And, you know what, little man?

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I know that Santa has
a super soft spot for

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kids who move to a
new town for Christmas.

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Oh, so now he's a new baby.

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That's what the haters think.

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But I happen to know that he is real.

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Here.

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You may take the suburbs for
granted because you're from there.

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But take it from this, city girl.

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That place robs you of your childhood.

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And all the magic there's to see.

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It might be hard to make friends at first,
but

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meeting normal people,
it's going to be great for him.

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It's going to be great for us, too.

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I don't want to get ahead of myself,
but I have a really

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good feeling about the
people we're going to meet.

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Mm-hmm.

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Did you just say that?

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Good question.

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Are we going in circles?

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What?

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No.

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Marge, why are we on autopilot?

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Honey, please.

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I'm trying to wrap up something.

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Just give me a second.

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Marge, you know autopilot is not safe.

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Oh, come on.

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Honey, there's nothing we
know in the goddamn room.

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Language.

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Noted.

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Jesus, Dad.

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What the hell?

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Okay.

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Sorry, guys.

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I'm sorry about that.

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Is everybody good?

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You almost killed Xander.

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You need to apologize.

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What?

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What do you mean?

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This isn't the city, Mark.

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We can't get off on the
wrong foot with one of our

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neighbors who we're
going to see all around town.

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Hey, pal.

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Santa.

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Hey, Santa.

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Sorry about that.

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I didn't see you coming.

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Yes.

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City guy.

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Right?

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Uh-huh.

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Want to know how I knew that?

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I guess.

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Because you drive like a dickhead.

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And you think the whole
world revolves around you.

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You've gone great.

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Is Dad going to get beat up by Santa?

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Unclear.

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Unless you're planning
on killing everybody

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around you,
you pull your head out of your ass.

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Pay attention.

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Okay.

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Good talk, Santa.

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Uh, you have a Merry Christmas.

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And we're just gone.

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Thank you, Santa.

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You should try.

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Merry Christmas.

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Fuck's trick.

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Barb?

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Yeah?

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Where are the movers?

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So the movers don't get
here until after Christmas.

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What?

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Yeah.

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You knew that and you didn't tell me?

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We're excited.

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They wouldn't want
to spoil the trip for you.

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Oh.

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That's nice.

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No.

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No.

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No.

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It's the life that kills me, okay?

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You promised in therapy
that you would work on that.

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Come on.

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Everybody lies.

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It's part of being an adult.

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Excuse me?

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Tell her, son, Santa Claus is real.

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What did you say?

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My siblings had me believing
in Santa until I was 13.

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I was the laughingstock of middle school.

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Do you have any idea of the name-calling,
the shaming I had to endure?

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I don't want that for him.

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You may not want to believe in anything,
but he deserves a childhood.

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You got a childhood?

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Your parents hate the holidays.

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They never celebrate your Christmas.

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Sup, neighbors?

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Oh, hi.

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Hi.

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I'm Julie Severson.

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Nice to meet you.

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I'm Daryl Hill.

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I'm your friendly next-door neighbor
welcoming you to the neighborhood.

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Mark.

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Mark.

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Pleasure to meet you.

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So where are you guys from?

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Uh, we're from, let me guess, the city.

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Am I correct?

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How'd you guess?

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I once lived in the city myself,
a long time ago.

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Not that long ago,
about a year and a half ago.

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Beautiful penthouse apartment, car,
Mercedes, gym, garage, wife, surgeon.

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She was a surgeon.

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It was amazing.

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Wow.

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Yeah.

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She didn't die or anything like that.

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She just divorced me, but whatever.

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Yeah, we were loaded, man.

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She was on.

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What happened?

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Only fans affair, no prenups.

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Classy.

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That'll do it.

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It did.

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It happened.

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It was something that happened.

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Yeah.

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To me.

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Anyway, I live with my mama now,
in that house right there.

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The garage you see, that's my room.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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But I turned it into a man cave.

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It's got neon lights, OLED screens.

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Should come over sometime.

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Guys like that.

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Yeah.

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Smoke a little weed.

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It'll be a lot of fun.

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It's a lot of fun.

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No?

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Whatever.

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Congrats on the house.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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We got really lucky with it.

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We did.

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Got like 10% below market.

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Yeah, yeah.

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No shit.

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Steel.

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I bet.

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Anyway, this is the neighborhood
where they house Daryl and Debra.

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That was my mama.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Yeah.

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Welcome to the hood.

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Who lives right over there?

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That's the Krendles.

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Yeah,
they have a very elaborate light display.

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You know, when we first saw the
house in October, they had it up already.

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Yeah.

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Do they go that big every year?

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They go that big all the time.

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Oh, wow.

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That's my kid.

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It's a pleasure.

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It was a pleasure.

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Yeah.

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We did.

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It's really nice.

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Yeah.

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Can I adjust the recorder?

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No.

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Again.

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No.

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No.

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Better, but not perfect.

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That was terrible.

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That was terrible.

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That was bad.

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It was terrible.

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That was bad.

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You never know that we've practiced this.

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A lot.

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We practiced a lot.

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For like three weeks.

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For like three weeks.

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But you wouldn't even know.

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We were excited.

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Our gift to you, our new neighbors.

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To you.

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Well, we are just so thrilled
that someone finally moved in.

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I mean.

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This old eyesore, huh?

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Yeah.

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We thought no one would
ever move into this place ever.

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This vibe.

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We're the Seversons.

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Oh, we couldn't be happier
to be your neighbors.

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Yes.

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I'm Julie, by the way.

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This is Bobby.

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Bobby.

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Bobby, look up.

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They would have been great on the day.

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Agreed.

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And of course, this is Mary.

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She's glowing.

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She loves to dress up with us.

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She does.

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Hi, Mary.

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And it wouldn't be our family without...

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Else.

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Ah, my favorite.

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It's my favorite.

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It's important that your
kids know where they're at.

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That's not weird at all.

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And we are...

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The Cradles!

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Mm-hmm!

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You want one more time, Ellen?

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What the fuck?

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I died?

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Who fucking killed me?

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Fuck you!

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Whoa!

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Oh my goodness!

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Whoa!

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Yeah!

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00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:01,840
That was a lot.

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00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,000
That was a lot.

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00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:05,760
I have not heard ghetto
talk like that in quite a while.

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00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,760
I think you mean maybe gutter talk?

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00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:08,900
No, no, no.

258
00:11:09,260 --> 00:11:10,060
That's ghetto talk.

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00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,920
You're not going to hear
a lot of ghetto talk out here.

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00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,260
Alright, let's not racialize it.

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Wash, wash, wash, wash,
wash, wash, wash, wash.

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00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,600
So where are you all living from?

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The city.

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00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:20,540
Oh, we live in the city.

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We came from Tampa.

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Mm-hmm, yeah.

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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Hey, there is no shame in seeking joy.

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So true.

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You know?

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Yes, we should absolutely.

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You have to come over for Christmas Eve.

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We're doing what we do best.

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Cooking up a feast, literally.

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That is so kind.

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But it's Christmas,
and we wouldn't want to impose.

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It's a lot.

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Well, you just moved in.

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You don't have any friends.

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00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:48,900
You're dressed really sad.

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00:11:49,140 --> 00:11:51,460
You guys seem like, honestly,
clinically depressed.

283
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:52,560
Well, think about it.

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Thank you.

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Come on over.

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00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:54,820
Yeah.

287
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,540
We're going to make some
beautiful moose poops.

288
00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:56,920
Mm-hmm.

289
00:11:57,260 --> 00:11:58,200
I'm going to stay for the joy.

290
00:11:58,420 --> 00:12:00,380
I think we're going to settle in,
and you know what?

291
00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:01,800
We'll see you guys at Christmas Eve.

292
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:02,160
Wow.

293
00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,200
Second number from the top.

294
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,640
Give us two seconds to get in there.

295
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:06,700
Yes.

296
00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:10,780
Joy to the world, the Lord has come.

297
00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:14,540
Let earth receive her King.

298
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:22,820
I love that you said I have one DUI.

299
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,860
Which is a little too much, Nog.

300
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:26,680
I'm sorry.

301
00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:44,660
I think the plastic tree worked better,
in our apartment.

302
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,700
I mean, it's just a little sad here.

303
00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:49,200
Next year,
we'll have time to get a real one.

304
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,820
You know, on a scale of one to magical,
it's at least a seven.

305
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:52,960
Oh, jeez.

306
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,100
And it's the first
Christmas in our new home.

307
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:56,000
Yep.

308
00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:57,860
And you're sexy.

309
00:12:58,060 --> 00:12:58,280
Nope.

310
00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:00,280
Hey, little dude,
you ready to go meet Santa?

311
00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:00,880
Yeah!

312
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,580
This is a creepy tradition.

313
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:07,500
Kids line up to go sit on
an adult stranger's lap.

314
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:08,440
Just stop it.

315
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,760
Stop doing this for Bobby.

316
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:15,710
Uh, Santa,
can I ask you to take care of the goodies?

317
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:20,740
Did you say books?

318
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:29,590
What?

319
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,090
It's him.

320
00:13:30,430 --> 00:13:30,630
Who?

321
00:13:30,770 --> 00:13:31,110
Santa.

322
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:32,350
That's the guy, almost.

323
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:33,710
Dad, you suck.

324
00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:36,050
Welcome to life in a small town,
all right?

325
00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:37,250
Be glad you apologized.

326
00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:37,810
Why?

327
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:38,870
You didn't accept?

328
00:13:39,050 --> 00:13:39,550
Look at the guy.

329
00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:40,890
He hates me anyway.

330
00:13:41,470 --> 00:13:41,570
Hello?

331
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:42,130
What?

332
00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,110
He doesn't hate you, all right?

333
00:13:44,170 --> 00:13:47,090
I mean, he's not from around here yet.

334
00:13:47,510 --> 00:13:48,610
And he will be.

335
00:13:48,730 --> 00:13:51,510
He does hate you,
so you better hide your face.

336
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,230
Oh, here we go.

337
00:13:54,150 --> 00:14:01,520
For Christmas, I want a
hoverboard and night-vision goggles.

338
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:05,400
Hey, neighbors!

339
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,080
Oh, cute sweater, girl!

340
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,320
Oh, Christmas looks so good on you, Julie.

341
00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:11,700
Oh, thank you.

342
00:14:11,780 --> 00:14:13,140
It's off the rack, though.

343
00:14:13,340 --> 00:14:14,540
Did you make yours?

344
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:15,860
Uh, she made it.

345
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:16,800
She designed it.

346
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:19,840
I'm done.

347
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:21,220
Mark, mark, mark.

348
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:22,220
Neg?

349
00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,360
We'll put it inside information.

350
00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:29,180
Uh,
that Santa over there has a bag of bread.

351
00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:29,900
He's my dad.

352
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:30,480
Oh.

353
00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:31,640
Yeah.

354
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,640
You know what I mean.

355
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:34,320
Bobby, come on.

356
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:34,820
You've had it.

357
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:35,240
Let's go.

358
00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:35,640
Good luck.

359
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,460
Get him in the shower later, man, okay?

360
00:14:37,940 --> 00:14:38,740
We'll get him in the hose, even.

361
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:39,440
Carol!

362
00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:43,560
Christmas is the one day
where joy unites the whole world.

363
00:14:43,820 --> 00:14:44,520
Think about it, Julie.

364
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,689
When was the last time
you truly experienced the

365
00:14:47,731 --> 00:14:50,500
joy and the wonder and
the magic of Christmas?

366
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:51,480
Huh?

367
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:51,940
When?

368
00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:53,140
When?

369
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:53,660
When was it?

370
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,020
Oh, Julie, that's sad.

371
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,020
You're a sad person.

372
00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,680
You know what's even sadder?

373
00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:00,600
A sadder Bobby, right?

374
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:01,680
Yeah.

375
00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,260
He deserves a glad mom, not a sad mom.

376
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,720
You can be a glad mom, Julie.

377
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:07,220
Carol!

378
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,280
Oh, Nick, Nick, Nick.

379
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:08,600
I'm coming.

380
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,120
Sorry, Nick.

381
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:09,580
I'm coming.

382
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:10,500
Tears to stop.

383
00:15:10,560 --> 00:15:10,920
Let's go.

384
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:14,700
My Christmas dinner.

385
00:15:15,020 --> 00:15:15,120
Oh.

386
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:15,940
Yeah.

387
00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:16,900
Merry Christmas.

388
00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,360
What the hell is that?

389
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:19,140
Ta-da.

390
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:22,060
That is a feast fit for Christmas.

391
00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:25,500
It's a little tradition we
do called whole hog.

392
00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:26,540
Whole hog.

393
00:15:26,620 --> 00:15:27,080
And here's why.

394
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,520
Because we do not waste any part of this
beautiful hog from the tail to the snout.

395
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:32,560
Oh, snout.

396
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:33,100
Isn't that right?

397
00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:33,760
She loves the snout.

398
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:34,040
I love the snout.

399
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:34,860
She's a snout girl.

400
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,980
That is so responsible.

401
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,620
Just for you, honor the whole animal.

402
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,500
Thank you, Julie.

403
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:41,520
We seem so, too.

404
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,440
I'm sure the pig feels the same way.

405
00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:43,940
What?

406
00:15:44,700 --> 00:15:45,000
What?

407
00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:48,040
I said it looks delicious.

408
00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:54,710
It's official.

409
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,150
Yes!

410
00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:57,570
You're coming for Christmas dinner.

411
00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:58,030
Yes!

412
00:15:58,050 --> 00:15:58,410
Yes!

413
00:15:58,690 --> 00:15:59,170
Yes!

414
00:16:00,490 --> 00:16:00,650
Yes!

415
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:01,550
Yes!

416
00:16:02,370 --> 00:16:02,850
Yes!

417
00:16:03,950 --> 00:16:04,430
Yes!

418
00:16:06,070 --> 00:16:06,170
Yes!

419
00:16:06,630 --> 00:16:06,730
Yes!

420
00:16:06,730 --> 00:16:06,830
Yes!

421
00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:11,030
We're going to think about it.

422
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,310
I'm happy to say hi to some
neighbors every now and then.

423
00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:23,890
It's just, the Kringles are not the one.

424
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:24,350
They're not the what?

425
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,810
I'm just not sure they're our type.

426
00:16:30,770 --> 00:16:32,010
In what way?

427
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,310
That they're actually nice people?

428
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:37,320
That they're not pretentious
and cynical and self-centered

429
00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:39,750
like us and every other
asshole we knew in the city?

430
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:40,310
Kind of.

431
00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:40,790
Yeah.

432
00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,430
We moved here to work on
us and you're not even trying.

433
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:45,710
Babe, come on.

434
00:16:46,230 --> 00:16:47,330
You want to get me in the mood?

435
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:48,790
Lighten up.

436
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,653
Okay,
maybe if we just tried to have a

437
00:16:50,695 --> 00:16:52,890
little fun,
the night might end how you want.

438
00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,650
Is that the double squeeze?

439
00:16:56,750 --> 00:16:57,430
What's the double squeeze?

440
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,930
Okay,
I guess we're doing Christmas Kringles.

441
00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,170
Does that feel good?

442
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:05,430
No.

443
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:29,710
Should we do something like this?

444
00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:30,210
Yeah.

445
00:17:30,870 --> 00:17:31,110
Yeah.

446
00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:33,270
Can we do something
like this for Christmas?

447
00:17:33,270 --> 00:17:33,370
Good one.

448
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,140
This is awesome.

449
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:45,660
He's pretty cool.

450
00:17:56,770 --> 00:17:57,510
Was it tonight?

451
00:17:59,950 --> 00:18:01,730
Of course it's tonight,
it's Christmas Eve.

452
00:18:01,890 --> 00:18:03,610
Get in there,
the kids are doing a gingerbread house.

453
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:04,470
Merry Christmas.

454
00:18:05,010 --> 00:18:06,830
Welcome, welcome, welcome.

455
00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:07,510
Carol!

456
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:10,215
I'm so glad you didn't bring
anything at all because I was going

457
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,550
to say don't bring anything
and you didn't and that's perfect.

458
00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:13,050
Carol!

459
00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:14,290
Carol!

460
00:18:14,290 --> 00:18:14,530
Oh!

461
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:15,310
Oh!

462
00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:16,250
Well, Merry Christmas!

463
00:18:16,870 --> 00:18:17,270
Hi!

464
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,010
How you guys doing?

465
00:18:18,150 --> 00:18:19,170
Let me check your coat.

466
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,290
I see you're dressed festive.

467
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:21,890
Who's that?

468
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:23,870
Thank you.

469
00:18:24,230 --> 00:18:25,150
What can I get you to drink?

470
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,070
We've got mulled wine.

471
00:18:26,150 --> 00:18:28,750
We've also got our specialty, Yule tea.

472
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:29,590
I made it.

473
00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:31,410
Well, I'll have whatever you're drinking.

474
00:18:32,190 --> 00:18:32,970
Oh, the wine please.

475
00:18:33,130 --> 00:18:33,990
I don't want it for this guy.

476
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:35,270
Coming right up.

477
00:18:42,290 --> 00:18:43,330
Don't mind Mama K.

478
00:18:45,130 --> 00:18:45,930
Mama K.

479
00:18:47,010 --> 00:18:48,590
Loves to sit by the tree.

480
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:50,330
It suits her.

481
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,590
Makes her feel like she's in the city.

482
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,170
The lights.

483
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:54,290
Like Broadway.

484
00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:56,350
Just don't take a break off.

485
00:18:56,450 --> 00:18:56,870
Uh-huh.

486
00:18:57,290 --> 00:18:57,570
Okay.

487
00:18:57,930 --> 00:18:59,230
At least I get a mouth on the lights.

488
00:18:59,350 --> 00:19:00,190
Make yourself at home.

489
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:02,210
BRB.

490
00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:07,950
Wow!

491
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:11,310
I mean, it must have taken them days.

492
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:12,330
Months.

493
00:19:12,810 --> 00:19:13,710
This place is real.

494
00:19:13,830 --> 00:19:15,390
Christmas wonderland.

495
00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:16,570
What's that?

496
00:19:17,370 --> 00:19:21,240
Looks like someone's making a new friend.

497
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:24,500
Oh.

498
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,700
What do we have here?

499
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:27,920
Oh.

500
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:28,420
Oh.

501
00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:29,440
Wow.

502
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:30,240
Look at that.

503
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:41,040
Oh.

504
00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,160
Two cups of cheer for
our newest neighbors.

505
00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:45,360
Thank you.

506
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,120
Cheers.

507
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:47,740
Cheers.

508
00:19:48,460 --> 00:19:48,860
Mmm.

509
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:50,980
You love it?

510
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:51,600
Mmm.

511
00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:52,300
Mmm-hmm.

512
00:19:52,540 --> 00:19:52,860
Mmm.

513
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,460
That is delicious.

514
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:55,160
Thank you.

515
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,180
That is your tea.

516
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:59,400
It's a very,
very old recipe served at Christmas

517
00:19:59,442 --> 00:20:02,420
times going all the way
back to the Middle Ages.

518
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:03,320
Wow.

519
00:20:03,420 --> 00:20:04,520
You have to give me the recipe.

520
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:04,960
Fine.

521
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:05,680
We'll bump to it.

522
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:06,980
Very well, Mom.

523
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,880
We don't socialize that
much in the neighborhood.

524
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:09,620
We sure don't.

525
00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:11,940
I don't even know.

526
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:29,500
And on behalf of everyone here,
a very joyful and merry Christmas Eve.

527
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:31,340
To you, Father.

528
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:32,180
Thank you.

529
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:33,200
Come on.

530
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:35,840
Merry Christmas, all.

531
00:20:36,140 --> 00:20:36,480
What's your name?

532
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:37,560
Christmas.

533
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:38,560
Oh.

534
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,760
I'm so happy to have you here.

535
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:41,740
Tell me everything.

536
00:20:43,420 --> 00:21:13,040
Once we realized that we could work
from anywhere when life all went wrong, we

537
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,240
decided to start a family of our own.

538
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,460
We're going to start a family of our own.

539
00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:16,580
We're going to start a family of our own.

540
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,680
You know exactly what I'm talking about.

541
00:21:19,740 --> 00:21:20,880
Well, let's wait for Easter.

542
00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:22,060
I just want to know everything.

543
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,100
What do you do for work?

544
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,400
I am a shoemaker.

545
00:21:24,940 --> 00:21:26,040
Ask me how many shoes I have.

546
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,060
How many shoes do you have?

547
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:28,180
138 pairs.

548
00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:29,700
138 pairs?

549
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,300
Do you have a shoe problem?

550
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:30,800
Do you?

551
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:31,520
I'm a shoe-a-holic.

552
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:32,320
We like shoe-a-holics.

553
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,380
What's that like for you?

554
00:21:33,540 --> 00:21:34,260
I love it.

555
00:21:34,340 --> 00:21:34,580
Okay.

556
00:21:34,640 --> 00:21:34,960
I do.

557
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:35,400
Sure.

558
00:21:35,700 --> 00:21:36,840
People in fashion make me be.

559
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:37,840
I love my own look.

560
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:38,980
Yes, exactly.

561
00:21:39,860 --> 00:21:40,660
I like you.

562
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,380
Did a girl say she's an alcoholic?

563
00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,900
No, a shoe-a-holic.

564
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:44,140
Oh.

565
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,780
And what about you, Mark?

566
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,900
What is sort of work with you?

567
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,160
I trade futures, commodities,
boring stuff mostly.

568
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:53,940
Oh, you should talk to Nick.

569
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,820
He's a huge trader.

570
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,360
He's a big deal.

571
00:21:57,500 --> 00:21:58,200
You should talk to him.

572
00:21:58,280 --> 00:21:58,960
You guys should talk.

573
00:21:59,060 --> 00:21:59,380
Oh, yeah?

574
00:22:00,100 --> 00:22:01,040
He blends stock market?

575
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:02,620
Stocks aren't really my thing.

576
00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:04,660
Well, what do you trade?

577
00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:06,740
I trade crypto.

578
00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,020
Crypto?

579
00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:10,660
Right.

580
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:14,020
That's the coins that Bobby's trying
to get me to buy him on Minecraft.

581
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,760
That don't do anything.

582
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:20,300
I don't know a whole lot about it,
but I guess we don't.

583
00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:21,100
Yeah, who does?

584
00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:22,380
Father.

585
00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,600
What are the typical yields?

586
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:26,900
Anywhere between 1,000 and 2,000 percent.

587
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,320
We don't joke about money in this house.

588
00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:33,020
How do you think these
Christmas trees got bought?

589
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:33,820
I could just show you.

590
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,080
Hang on.

591
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:36,000
Take a look.

592
00:22:38,780 --> 00:22:39,400
Feast your eyes.

593
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:40,620
Right, feast your eyes.

594
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaking of the eyes, we're amazing.

595
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:43,740
Oh, my gosh.

596
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:44,380
Thank you.

597
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,060
I'm well done.

598
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:45,600
What do you like?

599
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,140
That's a good word.

600
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,700
Thank you for asking.

601
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,060
What don't I do?

602
00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:53,820
Except for work.

603
00:22:54,000 --> 00:23:00,220
I am a full-time stay-at-home mom
to these three Christmas miracles.

604
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,560
Elf is our favorite.

605
00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:02,560
Oh, wow.

606
00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:04,480
Mama Cat, you haven't finished your bones.

607
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:05,300
You're done.

608
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,180
You're done.

609
00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,880
But we made this just for you.

610
00:23:08,340 --> 00:23:09,360
I am not hungry.

611
00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:10,160
What about her?

612
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,080
How is it?

613
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:11,500
Hungry?

614
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,720
You're not hungry.

615
00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:12,980
I am.

616
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:15,640
I am.

617
00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:28,780
I am.

618
00:23:34,190 --> 00:23:35,110
I am.

619
00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:56,240
I am.

620
00:24:00,020 --> 00:24:00,120
I am.

621
00:24:00,260 --> 00:24:00,360
I am.

622
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:01,400
I am.

623
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:06,720
I am.

624
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:09,740
I am.

625
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,240
I am.

626
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:23,400
I am.

627
00:24:24,300 --> 00:24:26,940
I am.

628
00:24:30,250 --> 00:24:31,810
I am.

629
00:24:32,750 --> 00:24:32,930
I am.

630
00:24:32,950 --> 00:24:33,050
I am.

631
00:24:33,050 --> 00:24:33,150
I am.

632
00:24:33,150 --> 00:24:34,050
I am.

633
00:24:44,470 --> 00:24:44,950
I am.

634
00:24:44,950 --> 00:24:45,050
I am.

635
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:46,330
I am.

636
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:48,430
I am.

637
00:24:58,330 --> 00:24:58,590
I am.

638
00:24:58,650 --> 00:24:59,310
I am.

639
00:25:00,410 --> 00:25:00,610
I am.

640
00:25:00,690 --> 00:25:01,650
I am.

641
00:25:01,690 --> 00:25:02,250
I am.

642
00:25:02,270 --> 00:25:02,910
I am.

643
00:25:02,910 --> 00:25:04,490
Let's take a look inside.

644
00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:05,290
No.

645
00:25:06,470 --> 00:25:07,190
It wasn't cold.

646
00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:08,850
It must have been a very good boiler.

647
00:25:09,090 --> 00:25:09,830
Open it up!

648
00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:21,700
Oh shit!

649
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,160
Did he find this?

650
00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:24,320
How does he know?

651
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:25,780
He always knows.

652
00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:28,940
Thank you.

653
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:30,780
That's Santa Claus.

654
00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:32,300
Thank you Santa Claus.

655
00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:33,500
Thank you Santa Claus.

656
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:35,940
And your sleigh now.

657
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:38,800
Careful.

658
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,240
That is so cool.

659
00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:42,220
Nice.

660
00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:43,380
Look at me.

661
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,200
Do you know what this is?

662
00:25:47,700 --> 00:25:49,420
The last thing Bin Laden saw.

663
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,920
Because the SEALs used those exact ones.

664
00:25:51,940 --> 00:25:53,240
They also saved Catherine Phillips.

665
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:54,720
They're wonderful heroes.

666
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,620
That's a real great set
of night vision goggles.

667
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:57,220
Wait.

668
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:58,580
Get the car on.

669
00:25:58,580 --> 00:25:58,880
Ready?

670
00:26:00,140 --> 00:26:00,980
I'm going to go right.

671
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,020
That's such a good idea.

672
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,180
It's such a good idea.

673
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:14,680
Where did this kid learn how to drive?

674
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:15,960
Not far from that.

675
00:26:17,900 --> 00:26:21,660
I would love to hang around, but as
you know, a dad's work is never done.

676
00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:22,820
And I've got kids of my own.

677
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,620
What would they do without us?

678
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:26,080
What?

679
00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,980
What would they do without us?

680
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,620
Never done.

681
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,140
Takes a lot of sack this time of year.

682
00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:33,740
Merry Christmas.

683
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,480
Merry Christmas.

684
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,660
Hey, Nick.

685
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:40,840
I don't even know how to thank you.

686
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:42,440
You don't have to thank me.

687
00:26:42,940 --> 00:26:43,820
It's about the joy.

688
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,520
Okay, well.

689
00:26:45,820 --> 00:26:47,140
Thank you for the joy.

690
00:26:48,260 --> 00:26:50,620
But I'd like to...

691
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:54,820
Well, you know,
I need to pay you for this.

692
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,500
No, no, no, no.

693
00:26:57,740 --> 00:27:01,140
It's not for everybody,
but man, there is this one coin.

694
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,260
And like, it's going to take off.

695
00:27:04,340 --> 00:27:05,734
I know it's going to take off,
but right

696
00:27:05,776 --> 00:27:07,280
now it just needs a
little bit of momentum.

697
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:10,794
I mean,
if you and I both did like 500 on it,

698
00:27:10,836 --> 00:27:13,120
it could really, you know,
start to snowball.

699
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:15,380
Is this a crypto thing?

700
00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:16,880
Yeah, okay.

701
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:18,460
Because I'm not really familiar with it.

702
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,820
No, no, of course, of course.

703
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:21,620
How do I?

704
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,840
It's my first one.

705
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:25,780
Yeah, okay.

706
00:27:26,460 --> 00:27:27,740
Oh, look at there.

707
00:27:28,620 --> 00:27:29,800
No, no, no, no.

708
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:35,440
I'm going to put $500 on
the reindeer meme coin.

709
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:36,300
Look at you.

710
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:36,920
Yeah.

711
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,820
You're going to be thanking me.

712
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,800
Well, I can thank you now.

713
00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:43,900
Don't thank me now?

714
00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:49,600
Why don't you say, huh,
well, you're a champ.

715
00:27:51,140 --> 00:27:51,700
Okay.

716
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:53,260
Thank you.

717
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,140
I'm serious.

718
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,760
Thank you.

719
00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:01,300
Listen, I really got to hand it to you.

720
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:06,740
I had my doubts about the Kringles,
but last night's dinner was unique.

721
00:28:07,380 --> 00:28:09,320
Bobby seemed to really get along with Elf.

722
00:28:09,460 --> 00:28:12,060
Yeah, and then they saved Christmas.

723
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,200
Yeah, they literally did, yeah.

724
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:16,040
We can be friends.

725
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,700
Oh, yes, with them?

726
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,760
Sure, yes, we can be friends.

727
00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,240
What's up, neighbor?

728
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:31,760
Hey, how are you doing?

729
00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:32,340
Good.

730
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,840
Thank you.

731
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,260
How was Christmas?

732
00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:39,980
Good.

733
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:40,560
You?

734
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,380
It was amazing.

735
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,200
My mama got me a Nintendo Switch.

736
00:28:43,300 --> 00:28:46,060
It's got the NES and the
64 all wrapped in a one.

737
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:46,400
You play?

738
00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,280
You want to come over?

739
00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,800
You mean like now?

740
00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:51,140
She's not going to play with me.

741
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:51,880
She already said that.

742
00:28:52,540 --> 00:28:54,520
She was like,
I don't have time for childish games.

743
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:55,380
I was like, what?

744
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,780
I'd be more than happy to bust that ass.

745
00:28:58,920 --> 00:28:59,540
Versus mode.

746
00:29:01,380 --> 00:29:04,200
I got some things going on.

747
00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,120
I totally get it.

748
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,220
I'm just alone and bored.

749
00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:08,720
You're not OnlyFans again?

750
00:29:09,540 --> 00:29:10,460
Don't you have a history?

751
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:12,280
We'd have learned a lesson,
but it's a lie.

752
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,240
A big ass, a big kitty.

753
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:17,100
But I will give you a little tip.

754
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:19,540
It shows up on your bill as OnlyFans.

755
00:29:19,700 --> 00:29:20,240
It says OnlyFans.

756
00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:22,700
Literally, OnlyFans.

757
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,060
Hey, how's it going?

758
00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:24,660
Only what?

759
00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:28,240
Only a Merry Christmas to you.

760
00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:28,940
Merry Christmas.

761
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:29,800
I should go.

762
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,820
I've said a lot.

763
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:32,200
But if you have time.

764
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:32,820
All right.

765
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,120
Yeah, definitely.

766
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:37,740
Merry Christmas.

767
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,680
Happy Holidays.

768
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,980
What are you doing
to the Christmas lights?

769
00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:42,740
I'm taking them down.

770
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,140
It's the day after Christmas.

771
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,360
Yeah, come on, Dad.

772
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,700
Christmas isn't over.

773
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:49,480
I take them down.

774
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,360
No, we both know.

775
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:52,800
It's too late.

776
00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:53,280
I'm sorry.

777
00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:55,860
It's not Christmas in our place.

778
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:56,960
Hi.

779
00:29:57,300 --> 00:29:58,040
Hi, Julie.

780
00:29:59,224 --> 00:29:59,950
Hi Carol.

781
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:05,434
Mark, so we were planning
on singing carols by the

782
00:30:05,476 --> 00:30:09,780
fire,
and I was wondering if you'd like to join?

783
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,340
Yeah, let's go!

784
00:30:11,500 --> 00:30:11,640
Yes!

785
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:12,740
Come on, carol with carols?

786
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:13,760
Of course, we would love that.

787
00:30:13,780 --> 00:30:14,000
Yay!

788
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,160
Okay, I'm just going to
finish up decorating here.

789
00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:16,900
But it's still Christmas.

790
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:18,340
Where's the joy?

791
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:20,860
I mean, the lights are Christmas.

792
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:21,960
Why would you give that?

793
00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:22,700
Hey.

794
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,580
Okay, who am I?

795
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:24,460
I'm a...

796
00:30:24,460 --> 00:30:25,920
I'm a...

797
00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:26,620
I'm a...

798
00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:27,140
I'm a...

799
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:27,620
I'm a...

800
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:27,920
I'm a...

801
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,120
I'm a...

802
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,000
I'm a...

803
00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:31,420
I'm a...

804
00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:32,260
I'm a great carol singer.

805
00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:32,360
I've done it!

806
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:32,940
I get it.

807
00:30:33,180 --> 00:30:33,640
Let's go.

808
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:36,360
I'll take great care of your wife.

809
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,080
Alright, thank you.

810
00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:38,380
I need to go say hi to Mark.

811
00:30:38,620 --> 00:30:39,100
Hi, Mark.

812
00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:40,860
Jesus Christ!

813
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:56,400
Relax.

814
00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:58,720
What are you doing in my house?

815
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:00,300
I'm looking out for you.

816
00:31:00,420 --> 00:31:00,520
You.

817
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,560
Are you stalking me?

818
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:03,080
Because, buddy, this is about the exit.

819
00:31:03,239 --> 00:31:04,019
I didn't even have the energy.

820
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,080
That ain't it.

821
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:05,440
Alright.

822
00:31:06,180 --> 00:31:07,860
The Kringles aren't who they seem.

823
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,240
Can you get your family out for us?

824
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:14,223
out of that house right now how
about you get out of this house before I

825
00:31:14,265 --> 00:31:19,220
call the cops hey listen to me I'm
not one for dramatics guy but you and

826
00:31:19,220 --> 00:31:24,323
your family are gonna die all right
we're done here what did you just

827
00:31:24,365 --> 00:31:29,140
hear what I said I heard you say
you're not one for dramatics and

828
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:33,750
I'm death real death
with violence our weapons

829
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:38,540
blood the whole sphere
man it's gonna keep weird

830
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:48,500
facts with you the shit's gonna hit
the fan legit you mean like actually

831
00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:53,325
yes like actual chunk of shit you
seen shit hit man never seen that

832
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:58,160
before it's a mess and you don't
want any part of it homeboy uh-huh

833
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:04,069
you'd be born
- thank you.

834
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:12,440
hey what's up babe the
markets are going crazy

835
00:33:12,482 --> 00:33:17,440
right now but in a good
way hashtag winning what's

836
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:22,471
up nothing just watching like
pass me by at a job I hate while

837
00:33:22,513 --> 00:33:27,100
my husband doesn't even care
anyway happy Valentine's Day

838
00:33:27,100 --> 00:33:37,700
Oh happy Valentine's Day babe flowers are

839
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:49,380
on the way hi

840
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:54,321
so what do you think of
the first designs of the year

841
00:33:54,363 --> 00:33:59,160
it looks like sheet okay I
appreciate the feedback I

842
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:04,185
just give me a little
time and I will come back

843
00:34:04,227 --> 00:34:09,080
to you with some different
options oh my buddy

844
00:34:17,750 --> 00:34:27,650
how's school I don't know that's the
fifth day in a row so when you and mom do

845
00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:32,565
this work or fight it's a
little low kiddo it's true at

846
00:34:32,607 --> 00:34:37,650
least the cradles actually
like hanging out together plus

847
00:34:37,650 --> 00:34:42,430
oh it's my friend oh elf is
you when do you think we'll

848
00:34:42,472 --> 00:34:47,550
learn else real name buddy
listen the cradles use nicknames

849
00:34:47,550 --> 00:34:52,366
over the holidays and for some reason even
though it's mid-february they're keeping them

850
00:34:52,408 --> 00:34:57,210
up along with the lights ornaments and just
between you and me that's kind of weird okay

851
00:34:57,210 --> 00:35:01,424
Christmas is over all
right get your homework

852
00:35:01,466 --> 00:35:05,350
done and then you can
do whatever you want

853
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:25,400
where's

854
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:25,500
my

855
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:54,260
Oh

856
00:36:55,440 --> 00:36:59,994
come on oh how'd you get
on Valentine's mm-hmm you

857
00:37:00,036 --> 00:37:04,900
know Julie wanted to spin
it over cradles I know right

858
00:37:04,900 --> 00:37:09,729
cradles crazy right so we go
another round no you uh go check

859
00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:14,640
on your family go check on your
family make sure they got home

860
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:19,443
safe we come with the right
across the street totally get that and

861
00:37:19,485 --> 00:37:24,400
you should go check on guess
it's a little late what the fuck a text

862
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,442
ain't fast enough you
need to go and check on

863
00:37:27,484 --> 00:37:30,566
your family right now
sorry I know that's okay

864
00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:34,919
I'm sorry I'm so sorry do you think
we should go one more time before

865
00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:49,760
you go oh

866
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,660
yeah can't say no you won't see

867
00:38:51,660 --> 00:39:04,660
let's

868
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,260
go one more time

869
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:15,600
I

870
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:21,660
think we're Oh

871
00:40:41,220 --> 00:40:52,740
Oh

872
00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:06,781
I don't know I can't hear me over the music
but I don't know I'm sure when I'm panicking

873
00:42:06,823 --> 00:42:11,600
oh you have every right to panic I didn't
want to tell you this because when you guys

874
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:16,553
moved in you look so happy a couple
that lived here before you Cerullo's

875
00:42:16,595 --> 00:42:21,520
the husband Jim Cerullo he disappeared
two years ago according to Sharon

876
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,513
his wife he was spending
more and more time

877
00:42:25,555 --> 00:42:29,680
in there with the
cringles he started talking

878
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:34,928
different not showing up to work
and all of a sudden he disappeared

879
00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:39,480
a couple months later his
wife disappeared she left a note

880
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:53,920
talking about she was skipping town but
I'm gonna leave that shit all right watch

881
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:58,765
this call cops yes hi my wife and son
are being held at my neighbor's house

882
00:42:58,807 --> 00:43:03,820
and I need you to send somebody to get
him out of there the address is one two

883
00:43:03,820 --> 00:43:13,660
two pine tree way it's the Kringle
residence no no it's not about the lights

884
00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:37,380
play this is an urgent police
matter I need you to dispatch I

885
00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:48,000
told you these people bad I
know somebody that could help oh

886
00:43:50,140 --> 00:44:01,200
what is this place
it's a sanimalist lesson

887
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:05,915
less snowflakes chance like
a password that we need or

888
00:44:05,957 --> 00:44:10,540
something unless you got
one of these it ain't happen

889
00:44:10,540 --> 00:44:20,110
all right let's go hey wait damn
all in bro would you go 500

890
00:44:21,830 --> 00:44:35,860
who's it has to be free much I'm
sorry I'm sorry holy shit you never

891
00:44:35,860 --> 00:44:41,689
seen a black Santa what
the hell are you looking at the

892
00:44:41,731 --> 00:44:47,600
brothers I got a candy cane
and a snowflake coming in Oh

893
00:44:50,900 --> 00:45:00,800
is this all you have
you fat sucker it cold

894
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:05,521
in the Russian twat that's
him right there yeah you fucking

895
00:45:05,563 --> 00:45:10,800
kidding me that's a crazy person
I hope that's better getting your

896
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:15,589
family back you gotta talk
to me the guy hates me that's

897
00:45:15,631 --> 00:45:20,460
good you know the center
girl changes heads the light hey

898
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:23,340
what the happened but I
just come on too many mrs.

899
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:27,747
Claus is bouncing on your
top or too much no don't know

900
00:45:27,789 --> 00:45:31,900
Vlad probably a little bit
of both Oh look who it is

901
00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:36,676
so let me guess your
family's in trouble okay

902
00:45:36,718 --> 00:45:41,220
Santa is Santa yeah
it's fucking Santa okay

903
00:45:41,220 --> 00:45:46,044
I fucked up all right I'm an asshole
all right I'm an asshole whatever you

904
00:45:46,086 --> 00:45:50,820
think about me but my wife and kid
are in that house I got to get him out

905
00:45:50,820 --> 00:45:55,628
so please you have to help
me I don't have to do anything I

906
00:45:55,670 --> 00:46:00,760
will help you do you have to
listen to anything you said we got

907
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:05,255
to go in that house fuck
no but before we do you

908
00:46:05,297 --> 00:46:09,740
know this cradles are
purely master manipulators

909
00:46:09,740 --> 00:46:13,962
anyone under their
influence has to be

910
00:46:14,004 --> 00:46:19,360
considered a threat that
includes your family you

911
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:24,125
remember all of that we might
just live so I follow you follow my

912
00:46:24,167 --> 00:46:28,900
lead I'm saying all right let's
go Darryl you got a hold of hands

913
00:46:28,900 --> 00:46:40,490
you got a wife and kid
I got nobody where is

914
00:46:40,490 --> 00:46:45,299
this guy I'll let me
went to get gas gas this

915
00:46:45,341 --> 00:46:50,400
is an emergency people
still think gas mark shut

916
00:46:50,400 --> 00:47:04,310
the fuck up you got night vision
goggles let me look at that look

917
00:47:04,310 --> 00:47:09,139
look look what the door just
open okay we're gonna go no

918
00:47:09,181 --> 00:47:14,220
Santa said wait here you mean
drunk Santa the guy that said

919
00:47:14,220 --> 00:47:19,242
he'd be right on our tail and then fell
off the face of the earth just don't open

920
00:47:19,284 --> 00:47:24,099
up like that mark that's a trap my
family's in there good luck have a good one

921
00:47:24,099 --> 00:47:29,099
I wish you the best where do you think you're going
I'm gonna go to my mama's house no no no no you know

922
00:47:29,141 --> 00:47:33,940
the cradles were going to tips and you told us
nothing so you got us into this now you're gonna help

923
00:47:33,940 --> 00:47:38,547
get us out help you get
out of this but when we're

924
00:47:38,589 --> 00:47:42,780
done we're playing first
one more time come on

925
00:47:42,780 --> 00:47:51,020
Julie Bobby

926
00:47:51,020 --> 00:48:07,710
guys can you hear me but

927
00:48:07,710 --> 00:48:17,400
I need you to tell me where
my wife and kid are oh my that's

928
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:21,797
yours you just gotta
tell me where they're

929
00:48:21,839 --> 00:48:26,380
at hey kid hello what
I think that's the new

930
00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:34,163
that's the one that doesn't
talk he doesn't talk at all why

931
00:48:34,205 --> 00:48:42,940
there's no one that doesn't talk
there's always one of them what is

932
00:48:42,940 --> 00:48:47,779
this bro okay so Santa Claus is
not coming clearly it's just you and

933
00:48:47,821 --> 00:48:52,700
me okay we have no idea where they
are they can be anywhere we should

934
00:48:52,700 --> 00:50:04,280
split up what no yes split up Bobby?

935
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:07,980
Julie?

936
00:50:09,800 --> 00:50:10,720
It's me.

937
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,820
Julie, if you can hear me,
I need you to say something.

938
00:50:32,620 --> 00:50:33,120
Bobby?

939
00:50:34,700 --> 00:50:35,200
Bobby?

940
00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:37,460
Bobby, can you hear me?

941
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:52,680
Okay, you wanna play some games?

942
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,420
I don't play with sticks,
it's more of a game than a game.

943
00:50:56,140 --> 00:50:56,840
I'm your mother.

944
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:58,200
Bobby?

945
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:12,440
Somebody's getting cold.

946
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:18,820
You've been bad, Mr. Severson.

947
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,080
Bobby always told us you were a cringe.

948
00:51:21,340 --> 00:51:22,040
Now we know why.

949
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:26,330
Okay, nothing bad is going to happen.

950
00:51:26,430 --> 00:51:27,830
I just need to know where Bobby is.

951
00:51:27,830 --> 00:51:29,210
We can't tell you that.

952
00:51:29,470 --> 00:51:31,270
Well, you take those things off,
they're kind of creepy.

953
00:51:32,590 --> 00:51:34,370
Ah, hello, I can see you now.

954
00:51:35,890 --> 00:51:37,270
That's somehow almost worse.

955
00:51:37,510 --> 00:51:41,230
I hate to be the one to have to tell
you this, but your parents are batshit.

956
00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:45,963
This obsession that they have with Christmas
and the way that they've indoctrinated you with

957
00:51:46,005 --> 00:51:50,510
the names and the clothes and the caroling and
the year-round decorations, it's not helping.

958
00:51:50,810 --> 00:51:53,610
And you, poor guy,
they make you wear these awful ears.

959
00:51:53,850 --> 00:51:55,610
Dad, what are you talking about?

960
00:51:56,330 --> 00:51:56,650
Ah!

961
00:51:57,710 --> 00:51:57,990
What?

962
00:51:58,310 --> 00:51:58,790
Fuck!

963
00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:00,250
Hey!

964
00:52:01,210 --> 00:52:01,810
Ow!

965
00:52:12,300 --> 00:52:12,940
Hi.

966
00:52:14,860 --> 00:52:15,420
Hi.

967
00:52:18,090 --> 00:52:18,470
Hi.

968
00:52:19,950 --> 00:52:21,610
I finished painting your hair.

969
00:52:23,150 --> 00:52:23,450
Huh?

970
00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:24,210
You love it.

971
00:52:24,310 --> 00:52:24,530
Wow.

972
00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:25,690
What happened?

973
00:52:26,030 --> 00:52:26,950
He passed out.

974
00:52:27,710 --> 00:52:29,790
You really fucked up last night.

975
00:52:30,110 --> 00:52:30,890
You're my best friend.

976
00:52:30,970 --> 00:52:32,070
I know you're better than anybody.

977
00:52:32,390 --> 00:52:34,230
You seem really stressed out lately.

978
00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:36,950
Everything's okay at home?

979
00:52:39,730 --> 00:52:43,870
Where are we?

980
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,480
Come on.

981
00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:02,610
This is our inner kingdom.

982
00:53:03,190 --> 00:53:06,490
It's a place that we come to think,
to learn, to share.

983
00:53:08,510 --> 00:53:09,590
Share with me, Julie.

984
00:53:10,530 --> 00:53:10,770
Hey.

985
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,200
Oh, I think so.

986
00:53:15,740 --> 00:53:16,160
Right.

987
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:17,540
Okay.

988
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:21,640
When we came here,
things were starting to get really bad.

989
00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:22,660
It's Mark.

990
00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:23,460
He sucks.

991
00:53:23,460 --> 00:53:24,220
It's Mark.

992
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:30,840
I just thought moving here, maybe,
would help us find love again.

993
00:53:31,060 --> 00:53:31,280
Sure.

994
00:53:31,520 --> 00:53:32,200
Be a family.

995
00:53:32,480 --> 00:53:32,740
Yeah.

996
00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:33,740
Like a real family.

997
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:34,220
I know.

998
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:35,640
The way humans work.

999
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:38,380
You don't have to be
family to make a family.

1000
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,920
Oh, Julie, I'm so glad I found you.

1001
00:53:42,180 --> 00:53:43,380
I'm going to change your life.

1002
00:53:44,200 --> 00:53:45,340
Come with me, baby girl.

1003
00:53:49,720 --> 00:53:51,120
Isn't there too much to do?

1004
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:54,900
You look amazing.

1005
00:53:55,180 --> 00:53:56,840
Oh, you'd be so hard on us for hours.

1006
00:53:58,020 --> 00:53:58,960
Thank you.

1007
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:00,600
For something very beautiful.

1008
00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:02,020
You like the shoes.

1009
00:54:02,280 --> 00:54:02,500
Yeah.

1010
00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:04,700
So I can change our lives.

1011
00:54:08,580 --> 00:54:09,720
Hello, friends.

1012
00:54:10,280 --> 00:54:11,680
My name is Noah Tannenbaum.

1013
00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:14,500
And I'd like to let you
in on a little secret.

1014
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:20,060
You probably think of Christmas
as the most wonderful time of year.

1015
00:54:20,060 --> 00:54:23,730
But one day, when the world stops,
and we gather

1016
00:54:23,772 --> 00:54:27,180
around the tree with
family to celebrate joy.

1017
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:28,000
Joy.

1018
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:30,960
I'll tell you that Christmas
only comes one time a year.

1019
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:32,980
And that's not a day of joy.

1020
00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:34,720
It's a day of holiday.

1021
00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:36,120
And not a day alone.

1022
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:42,080
Around two years, we don't say hello.

1023
00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,300
We say Merry Christmas.

1024
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,520
A place where people say yes to joy.

1025
00:54:48,860 --> 00:54:51,160
Every day of the year.

1026
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:57,300
And Christmas is a day of joy.

1027
00:55:00,540 --> 00:55:01,180
Joy.

1028
00:55:04,580 --> 00:55:04,920
Joy.

1029
00:55:10,330 --> 00:55:11,450
What's that sound, Daryl?

1030
00:55:12,430 --> 00:55:13,430
Escaping much?

1031
00:55:13,690 --> 00:55:14,570
Very nice.

1032
00:55:16,150 --> 00:55:17,150
Don't be sneaky.

1033
00:55:19,110 --> 00:55:20,390
Don't be sneaky.

1034
00:55:20,890 --> 00:55:22,010
Daryl, you're so nice.

1035
00:55:22,070 --> 00:55:22,390
Daryl.

1036
00:55:22,970 --> 00:55:23,290
Daryl.

1037
00:55:23,430 --> 00:55:23,870
Daryl.

1038
00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:24,910
You're getting a call.

1039
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:26,130
He's gonna get a call.

1040
00:55:34,100 --> 00:55:35,100
Daryl.

1041
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,840
It is a shame.

1042
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:41,780
How many people are resistant to joy?

1043
00:55:43,100 --> 00:55:52,760
But your axiom 12 teaches us that the
fastest way to break through resistance

1044
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:58,820
to joy is with pain.

1045
00:55:59,690 --> 00:56:06,560
And that is why we
consider coal a gift of love.

1046
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:15,540
Let me help you break
through your resistance to joy.

1047
00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:18,440
Joy.

1048
00:56:19,420 --> 00:56:19,960
Joy.

1049
00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,190
Joy.

1050
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:22,200
Joy.

1051
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:23,720
Joy.

1052
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:24,220
Joy.

1053
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:26,170
Joy.

1054
00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:27,140
Joy.

1055
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:28,800
Joy.

1056
00:56:30,700 --> 00:56:31,140
Joy.

1057
00:56:44,520 --> 00:56:44,840
Joy.

1058
00:56:55,140 --> 00:56:55,340
Joy.

1059
00:57:02,530 --> 00:57:04,350
Handboard, can we do something else?

1060
00:57:04,810 --> 00:57:05,250
Play tag.

1061
00:57:05,510 --> 00:57:07,630
But this is one of the
best movies of all time.

1062
00:57:07,910 --> 00:57:10,150
Don't you ever get tired of
watching the same thing?

1063
00:57:10,390 --> 00:57:10,650
Shhh.

1064
00:57:13,490 --> 00:57:14,490
Have another cookie.

1065
00:57:16,190 --> 00:57:18,070
Now I'll go see what my mom is up to.

1066
00:57:18,390 --> 00:57:18,810
Wait!

1067
00:57:20,470 --> 00:57:22,590
Let's just watch another five minutes.

1068
00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:23,790
Fine.

1069
00:57:30,680 --> 00:57:34,980
I see so much of myself in you, Julie.

1070
00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:41,040
And I know, I know that you watch over me.

1071
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,500
Mankind has fallen into darkness.

1072
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:48,500
Joy is the only way to save humanity.

1073
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,540
But Christmas is the one true path to joy.

1074
00:57:59,160 --> 00:57:59,560
What?

1075
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:02,640
Open fucking sesame.

1076
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,440
I need to go find my mom now.

1077
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,200
You can't.

1078
00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:06,420
We'll be out of here.

1079
00:58:08,740 --> 00:58:09,540
Bobby, wait!

1080
00:58:10,020 --> 00:58:11,460
Mom, I want to go home now.

1081
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:13,720
Shh, Bobby.

1082
00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:14,260
Shh.

1083
00:58:14,580 --> 00:58:14,860
Mom?

1084
00:58:20,760 --> 00:58:21,880
I'm so glad I found you.

1085
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:23,420
There's a crazy man with a chainsaw.

1086
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:24,580
It's one of them.

1087
00:58:25,060 --> 00:58:25,520
It's me.

1088
00:58:26,160 --> 00:58:27,700
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

1089
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:28,840
You were running?

1090
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:29,520
Yeah, I was.

1091
00:58:29,800 --> 00:58:30,960
Mark, Mark, can you hear me?

1092
00:58:32,140 --> 00:58:33,080
I need to go.

1093
00:58:33,780 --> 00:58:36,420
Shouldn't we go find Dad and go home?

1094
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:37,620
No, we can't do that.

1095
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:38,540
They're waiting for us.

1096
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:39,500
And we can't keep them waiting.

1097
00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:40,900
Who's waiting for us?

1098
00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:41,460
Come on.

1099
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:42,080
No.

1100
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:42,620
Hurry up.

1101
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:42,860
Hurry.

1102
00:58:43,180 --> 00:58:43,560
Hurry.

1103
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:44,420
Let's go.

1104
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,420
Come on.

1105
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:46,660
Come on.

1106
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:47,440
Come on.

1107
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:47,760
Come on.

1108
00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,040
Come on.

1109
00:58:49,340 --> 00:58:54,149
Celebrating Christmas 365 days
a year guarantees a human being

1110
00:58:54,191 --> 00:58:59,040
will live joyfully, but only by
renouncing other belief systems

1111
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:05,220
and giving one's life over to the hero
lord can one learn this secret practice.

1112
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,719
It's time to begin
the night's festivities,

1113
00:59:08,761 --> 00:59:11,880
and that means choosing
our lord of misrule.

1114
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,483
The lord of misrule is the
child king of the evening and

1115
00:59:16,525 --> 00:59:20,780
oversees the night's events,
so it is a very important role.

1116
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:21,500
Ooh!

1117
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:31,060
And tonight, the lord of misrule is...

1118
00:59:31,060 --> 00:59:31,340
Bobby!

1119
00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:35,100
And...

1120
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:43,080
The lord's scepter.

1121
00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:45,600
The lord's crown.

1122
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:47,620
Boop!

1123
00:59:47,900 --> 00:59:48,360
Llama.

1124
00:59:55,810 --> 00:59:55,950
you

1125
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:03,840
Maybe the only way out is on
the other side of the chainsaw.

1126
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:08,120
When I was born,
I was kept in a cat carrier, Mark.

1127
01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:10,240
You know what that does to a boy?

1128
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:12,800
Keep him in a cat carrier?

1129
01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:16,060
Thank you for this, but...

1130
01:00:16,060 --> 01:00:17,820
I think I need to go home now.

1131
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:21,520
Joy, you are home.

1132
01:00:21,860 --> 01:00:25,010
Well, Joy.

1133
01:00:25,530 --> 01:00:25,930
Joy.

1134
01:00:26,590 --> 01:00:26,990
Joy.

1135
01:00:39,930 --> 01:00:40,970
I'll show you where to go.

1136
01:00:42,010 --> 01:00:42,310
You're welcome.

1137
01:00:43,970 --> 01:00:44,450
Up.

1138
01:00:45,530 --> 01:00:45,750
Up.

1139
01:00:45,850 --> 01:00:45,950
Up.

1140
01:00:52,370 --> 01:01:09,680
You ready?

1141
01:01:13,870 --> 01:01:15,210
How did you even get in here?

1142
01:01:15,470 --> 01:01:16,090
How do you think?

1143
01:01:16,470 --> 01:01:16,910
chimney.

1144
01:01:17,530 --> 01:01:18,590
We don't have time for that right now.

1145
01:01:18,630 --> 01:01:19,350
Focus, will ya?

1146
01:01:20,950 --> 01:01:21,370
All right.

1147
01:01:24,870 --> 01:01:25,830
All right.

1148
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:31,420
You got any candle?

1149
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:33,000
Nope.

1150
01:01:38,030 --> 01:01:39,030
Now let's go get your family.

1151
01:01:39,530 --> 01:01:43,030
Say hello to our newest lord of mystery.

1152
01:01:44,050 --> 01:01:54,560
Santa's little

1153
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:54,940
helper?

1154
01:01:55,540 --> 01:02:02,540
And now, at level 3,
on your path to terrible joy...

1155
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,380
Jangoose!

1156
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,630
There you go!

1157
01:02:17,050 --> 01:02:17,690
You won!

1158
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:23,300
May he go forth?

1159
01:02:24,180 --> 01:02:24,740
He may.

1160
01:02:32,690 --> 01:02:33,430
Carol's not awake.

1161
01:02:47,490 --> 01:02:51,390
Members of the Santa Christmas
Game Changers community...

1162
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,520
Hi, how are ya?

1163
01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:19,840
I'm Mark.

1164
01:03:20,340 --> 01:03:21,020
I'm, uh...

1165
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:23,700
Happy Valentine's Day.

1166
01:03:25,200 --> 01:03:26,240
Tell me about yourself.

1167
01:03:26,340 --> 01:03:27,240
What are you kind of into?

1168
01:03:28,260 --> 01:03:29,100
Do you like money?

1169
01:03:29,540 --> 01:03:31,100
I happen to have some extra money.

1170
01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:32,580
I'm trying to figure
out what to do with it.

1171
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,780
And, uh, if you have a mental account...

1172
01:03:34,780 --> 01:03:35,560
Here we go!

1173
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,200
Okay, round rules.

1174
01:03:38,460 --> 01:03:38,620
Alright?

1175
01:03:38,820 --> 01:03:41,240
Do you have a particular
safe word that you like to use?

1176
01:03:41,240 --> 01:03:43,280
Is that something that we
should come up with together?

1177
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:46,880
I just think it should be distinctive,
like Pickleball or Wittgenstein.

1178
01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:47,620
Surprise!

1179
01:03:48,940 --> 01:03:49,440
Motherfucker!

1180
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:51,700
Come on!

1181
01:03:52,040 --> 01:03:53,060
This is what I was waiting for!

1182
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:53,780
Surprise!

1183
01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:54,740
Okay, Pickleball.

1184
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:55,800
Pickleball.

1185
01:03:58,100 --> 01:03:58,600
Pickleball.

1186
01:04:01,060 --> 01:04:01,560
Motherfucker!

1187
01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:06,640
I can't be pickedleball!

1188
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:07,980
Okay.

1189
01:04:07,980 --> 01:04:10,820
Oh, fuck!

1190
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:15,140
Guys, the whole point of having a
safe word is that we don't need to focus.

1191
01:04:29,810 --> 01:04:30,230
Hey!

1192
01:04:33,150 --> 01:04:33,790
Dingo!

1193
01:04:34,570 --> 01:04:35,550
Get out of my way!

1194
01:04:39,020 --> 01:04:39,520
Christmas?

1195
01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:40,580
Go get your family!

1196
01:04:42,940 --> 01:04:44,000
Oh, get out!

1197
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:45,020
Okay.

1198
01:04:58,600 --> 01:04:59,240
Dingo!

1199
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:00,840
Shit!

1200
01:05:03,540 --> 01:05:04,460
Ding, motherfucker!

1201
01:05:27,170 --> 01:05:27,770
Motherfucker!

1202
01:06:14,180 --> 01:06:15,520
Feast of fools.

1203
01:06:17,180 --> 01:06:18,620
Old Saint Nick.

1204
01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:24,080
Toys for reindeer and your sleigh.

1205
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:25,860
Tonight we celebrate joy.

1206
01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:27,620
The greatest gift of man.

1207
01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:31,860
And we'll spread beautiful
axioms everywhere we can.

1208
01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:35,920
And if witches should come lurking,
let me teach them the way.

1209
01:06:36,140 --> 01:06:40,220
Of course I'll drink her until they
beg and bow to us and say, I believe!

1210
01:06:58,250 --> 01:06:59,450
Son of a bitch!

1211
01:07:00,510 --> 01:07:04,210
I seek permission from the lord of
this world to pick the punishment.

1212
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:08,730
The penalty is consumption.

1213
01:07:21,730 --> 01:07:22,410
You need to decide.

1214
01:07:22,590 --> 01:07:23,890
Good God, good God, good God.

1215
01:07:23,970 --> 01:07:25,010
Merry Christmas.

1216
01:07:25,170 --> 01:07:26,730
Where have you been my whole life, baby?

1217
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:28,610
Oh, shit.

1218
01:07:28,970 --> 01:07:29,830
Are they all gone?

1219
01:07:30,070 --> 01:07:30,670
Easy, easy.

1220
01:07:30,970 --> 01:07:31,670
Let's go around.

1221
01:07:38,610 --> 01:07:39,570
Oh, shit.

1222
01:07:46,820 --> 01:07:48,560
A testicle, perhaps?

1223
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:49,560
Yes, a testicle.

1224
01:07:50,500 --> 01:07:51,260
Maybe all of it.

1225
01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:53,580
None of it.

1226
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,560
Bring out the Kangal crocodile!

1227
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,280
Bobby, there's lots of time in every
boy's life where he has to say this.

1228
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,040
Give it, give it, give it.

1229
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:20,740
Find the joy.

1230
01:08:21,220 --> 01:08:23,680
We're going to help him find the joy.

1231
01:08:23,900 --> 01:08:24,180
That's all.

1232
01:08:24,180 --> 01:08:26,320
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

1233
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:27,200
Kangal!

1234
01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:35,080
Sparkle.

1235
01:08:39,390 --> 01:08:39,570
Huh?

1236
01:08:56,620 --> 01:08:57,440
Goddamn it, father.

1237
01:08:57,620 --> 01:09:08,300
And we're making him a bad...

1238
01:09:08,300 --> 01:09:08,680
I'm sorry.

1239
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:10,080
I have been selfish.

1240
01:09:10,260 --> 01:09:12,320
I had to check down and I
let you keep coming over here.

1241
01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:14,100
I've got the present for you.

1242
01:09:14,540 --> 01:09:16,740
And I take it you've been trying
to tell me that for a long time.

1243
01:10:03,330 --> 01:10:33,310
Ahhhh HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1244
01:10:47,900 --> 01:11:17,880
Ahhhh HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1245
01:11:45,850 --> 01:12:15,450
Ahhhh HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1246
01:13:20,890 --> 01:13:34,810
it's not your fault I'm actually really
proud of you really proud of you I

1247
01:13:34,810 --> 01:13:37,570
do think we should
probably blow it out right?

1248
01:13:38,310 --> 01:13:51,660
yeah let's go ok hey

1249
01:13:51,660 --> 01:13:53,272
ding dong you ain't
getting out of here unless

1250
01:13:53,314 --> 01:13:54,720
you got a code how
do you know I'm dead?

1251
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:56,260
great question I should be right?

1252
01:13:56,960 --> 01:14:06,900
no not Bobby mom's here hi oh
my god thank god so glad you're here

1253
01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:11,796
oh hey I don't know if you can tell
this but that's not your wife right now

1254
01:14:11,838 --> 01:14:16,580
alright we need to get out of here
come on Bobby everybody out except you

1255
01:14:19,380 --> 01:14:42,130
hey guys I'll be right back well not
fuck I want you to wait here alright look

1256
01:14:42,130 --> 01:14:47,232
at all you want man we're trapped don't
touch that I gotta get way out of here

1257
01:14:47,274 --> 01:14:52,090
somewhere hey it's not by accident
alright it's by design the only way out

1258
01:14:52,090 --> 01:14:55,130
of here is with a security code
ok so how do we get back?

1259
01:14:55,370 --> 01:15:05,390
I don't know give me a sec I'm working on
it oh it's baby Julie Julie was wrong Mark

1260
01:15:06,470 --> 01:15:11,389
Mark and Bobby Mark just throw
it sometimes maybe they got it

1261
01:15:11,431 --> 01:15:16,470
tucked away here somewhere or
hidden in plain sight no throw me

1262
01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:26,820
tucked away oh my

1263
01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:31,607
god the T no wonder
what is wrong with these

1264
01:15:31,649 --> 01:15:35,940
people huh why are
they so god damn evil

1265
01:15:35,940 --> 01:15:40,807
levels 1 through 3 are
confined to alpha 13 level

1266
01:15:40,849 --> 01:15:45,560
4 and 5 are in mid level
media report to level 6

1267
01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:50,319
centers they answer directly to me level
10 and they become eligible to live at

1268
01:15:50,361 --> 01:15:55,400
your house this is a new organization they
got thousands of followers all across the

1269
01:15:55,400 --> 01:16:00,205
country the Kringles are diehards
level 6 is actually oh by the way

1270
01:16:00,247 --> 01:16:05,020
Kringles ain't their real fucking
name meet the real Nick and Carol

1271
01:16:05,940 --> 01:16:10,827
Gary and Patricia answer career
scammers what's their game

1272
01:16:10,869 --> 01:16:15,880
they had fake businesses fake
home repair company they had a

1273
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:20,619
fake insurance company now
I think they're into fake crypto

1274
01:16:20,661 --> 01:16:25,520
they'll be in a formation huh
hey we gotta stop it you and me

1275
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:30,474
I just wanna get my wife and kid and fuck out of
this house okay I'm not trying to be a hero well

1276
01:16:30,516 --> 01:16:35,460
I don't think they have a choice in that anymore
they only let people in here for two reasons one

1277
01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:48,290
they think they can convert them
two they want them dead oh hi it's

1278
01:16:48,290 --> 01:16:53,211
Ebenezer Scrooge and his little friend
the Grinch well I guess that makes you

1279
01:16:53,253 --> 01:16:58,150
Jim fucking Jones don't act like you
know about me and my religion old man we

1280
01:16:58,150 --> 01:17:02,878
are saving people from
darkness give me a break

1281
01:17:02,920 --> 01:17:07,290
your time's up Gary
did that bother you Gary

1282
01:17:07,290 --> 01:17:12,784
Gary I can't hear you
Gary you gotta speak up

1283
01:17:12,826 --> 01:17:18,119
what's that Gary's not
here right now let me

1284
01:17:18,119 --> 01:17:23,180
tell you something Gary the shit ends right
now okay so why don't you find that Christian

1285
01:17:23,222 --> 01:17:28,040
spirit in here and just do us all a favor
give us the code to the door and then maybe

1286
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:33,204
kill yourself how about this
lord of this world Bobby you

1287
01:17:33,246 --> 01:17:38,720
were having some non-believers
and you can still choose don't

1288
01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:43,629
listen to him Bobby yeah fuck
that shit Bobby we invited you in with

1289
01:17:43,671 --> 01:17:48,620
open arms and you have given us
back nothing but hate because you are

1290
01:17:48,620 --> 01:17:53,289
a spiteful little man that is why
your new bio motherfucker keep

1291
01:17:53,331 --> 01:17:58,040
my wife's name out of your mouth
it's the truth Mark we have been

1292
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:03,013
so welcoming to you I was such a
nice hostess it's the truth it's a drug

1293
01:18:03,055 --> 01:18:08,000
that you loaded her up on you crazy
bitch I'm not a bitch I'm mysterious

1294
01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:12,939
it's gonna end one of two ways way
one you convert and you submit to

1295
01:18:12,981 --> 01:18:17,960
our will number two you die oh
please let me say it you were about to

1296
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:22,740
say that fuck I'm sorry Gary you say it
I don't want to say it now no you say it

1297
01:18:22,782 --> 01:18:27,900
because you ruined it do it then that's that
or you die okay I'm gonna count down from

1298
01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:33,070
one that was funny that's how
mad you made me I'm counting

1299
01:18:33,112 --> 01:18:37,880
down from one that's crazy
we fight the boy rocks zero

1300
01:18:37,880 --> 01:19:00,500
Mississippi you don't want
to see it so negative zero yes

1301
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:50,744
you're a liar I didn't have
a choice come with me and

1302
01:19:50,786 --> 01:20:01,930
I'll tell you everything how
can I trust you you don't

1303
01:20:01,930 --> 01:20:13,890
exist you don't

1304
01:20:13,890 --> 01:20:46,500
exist help us

1305
01:20:46,500 --> 01:20:59,610
they do this to us all the
time say something let's go

1306
01:21:00,430 --> 01:21:10,860
you just ruined everything what

1307
01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:20,720
for else no I like the camera your

1308
01:21:25,300 --> 01:21:34,630
haircut you betrayed me hey man

1309
01:21:34,630 --> 01:21:43,470
wake up dummy or you're gonna die
from hypothermia I saw you you're dead

1310
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:54,280
hey you can't kill the Christmas
spirit that's the figment of my

1311
01:21:54,280 --> 01:22:06,940
imagination I'm delirious I
wouldn't be so sure of that no

1312
01:22:06,940 --> 01:22:11,899
it's not how do you
possibly know that because

1313
01:22:11,941 --> 01:22:16,620
I'm fucking Santa Claus
I know everything ho

1314
01:22:16,620 --> 01:22:21,452
ho ho I know you're
a nihilist that doesn't

1315
01:22:21,494 --> 01:22:26,810
believe in magic or
other worldly shit and don't

1316
01:22:26,810 --> 01:22:32,246
tell a secret about us
bald Santas we share

1317
01:22:32,288 --> 01:22:37,390
a bond a sacred energy
talk about BSE big

1318
01:22:37,390 --> 01:22:42,418
Santa energy and it goes back to
the very beginning to the reindeer

1319
01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:47,230
herders turned shaman we
discovered a very special kind of magic

1320
01:22:47,230 --> 01:22:57,890
passed down throughout the
ages check this out that's right

1321
01:22:58,530 --> 01:23:04,863
the secret to Santa I need them all
Santa we're the last keepers of the

1322
01:23:04,905 --> 01:23:11,810
traditions and we do our damndest to
keep the spirit of Christmas alive people

1323
01:23:11,810 --> 01:23:16,509
have been trying to ruin Christmas
throughout the ages canceling it

1324
01:23:16,551 --> 01:23:21,290
commercializing it turn it into a
religion that it isn't you name it

1325
01:23:22,770 --> 01:23:34,190
but at the end of the day Christmas
is right there it's in your heart man if

1326
01:23:34,190 --> 01:23:44,220
you can feel it well you can't
fuck up Christmas that bad a

1327
01:23:44,220 --> 01:23:49,080
lot of fakers out there
a lot of fraudsters

1328
01:23:49,122 --> 01:23:53,800
a lot of haters you
can't let them win hey

1329
01:23:53,800 --> 01:24:03,510
you can't let them win
you heard me good talk

1330
01:24:05,090 --> 01:24:19,600
hey slick

1331
01:24:20,220 --> 01:24:24,889
you gotta wake up now
wake up you gotta get up

1332
01:24:24,931 --> 01:24:29,640
man do it for your family
Mark fuck the creeper

1333
01:24:29,640 --> 01:25:13,000
WAKE UP do

1334
01:25:20,970 --> 01:25:31,360
it say it in the fucking code Bobby

1335
01:25:38,270 --> 01:25:43,131
it's time Mark it's time
to stop resisting and say

1336
01:25:43,173 --> 01:25:48,170
yes to joy oh my god are
you silly we can be one big

1337
01:25:48,170 --> 01:25:52,876
happy family okay honey I need
you to look me in the eye and

1338
01:25:52,918 --> 01:25:58,130
listen to what I'm saying there's
a full on drug lab up there and T

1339
01:25:58,130 --> 01:26:02,918
is laced with some serious psychoactives
choose joy or there's only one

1340
01:26:02,960 --> 01:26:07,990
other way that this can end mom please
I don't want to be here anymore I've

1341
01:26:07,990 --> 01:26:12,689
never seen you happier than you've
been I was fucking brainwashed this is not

1342
01:26:12,731 --> 01:26:17,410
mommy talking right now this is the
drugs I know those were off long ago this

1343
01:26:17,410 --> 01:26:27,410
is who I am now I want this what you
heard me I'm not leaving I'm with them now

1344
01:26:27,650 --> 01:26:38,910
yes now put down the knife or your
son gets it in a jugular I'll do it okay

1345
01:26:38,910 --> 01:26:43,952
okay don't hurt her
don't hurt her give him

1346
01:26:43,994 --> 01:26:48,730
another chance yes
I know he will join us

1347
01:26:48,730 --> 01:26:54,130
please come I believe in
you strengthen him find joy

1348
01:27:07,880 --> 01:27:12,280
Okay, well, here's to joy.

1349
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,440
This is the cost of that closet, hurry!

1350
01:28:16,650 --> 01:28:17,310
Ben!

1351
01:28:23,830 --> 01:28:24,550
Julie!

1352
01:28:42,850 --> 01:28:45,870
Wait for me.

1353
01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:46,390
Wait.

1354
01:28:46,830 --> 01:28:46,990
Wait.

1355
01:28:47,330 --> 01:28:48,610
I knew you were in Ben's...

1356
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:07,780
Joy to the world, you crazy ass bitch!

1357
01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:09,180
What the hell?

1358
01:29:18,390 --> 01:29:18,930
Yeah?

1359
01:29:19,190 --> 01:29:22,050
Then you'll wash it down with the
milk of your motherfucking cookie.

1360
01:29:56,200 --> 01:29:57,780
This is for me.

1361
01:29:58,560 --> 01:29:59,100
Die!

1362
01:30:54,310 --> 01:30:57,070
People have been trying
to ruin Christmas forever.

1363
01:30:58,250 --> 01:31:03,470
Trying to cancel it or commercialize it
or turn it into a religion that it's not.

1364
01:31:03,590 --> 01:31:04,290
I mean, you name it.

1365
01:31:05,350 --> 01:31:09,930
But at the end of the day, Christmas
is about what's going on right there.

1366
01:31:10,450 --> 01:31:11,390
In your heart.

1367
01:31:12,110 --> 01:31:13,850
That's where the magic lives.

1368
01:31:14,990 --> 01:31:20,470
If you can feel it in there, well,
you can't fuck up Christmas that bad.

1369
01:31:21,110 --> 01:31:22,650
Merry Christmas, Mom and Dad.

1370
01:31:24,050 --> 01:31:24,410
Fredo!

1371
01:31:25,650 --> 01:31:26,550
Merry Christmas!

1372
01:31:27,010 --> 01:31:27,390
Merry Christmas!

1373
01:31:28,170 --> 01:31:31,450
There's a lot of fakers out there,
a lot of fraudsters, and a lot of haters.

1374
01:31:31,950 --> 01:31:32,970
But you can't let them win.

1375
01:31:33,630 --> 01:31:34,090
You hear me?

1376
01:31:34,530 --> 01:31:36,130
You can't let them win!

1377
01:31:37,170 --> 01:31:37,670
Dad?

1378
01:31:38,270 --> 01:31:38,770
Yeah, buddy?

1379
01:31:39,270 --> 01:31:41,500
Could we take down the decorations or...

1380
01:31:43,490 --> 01:31:44,030
No.

1381
01:31:44,650 --> 01:31:45,730
I think we're good.

1382
01:31:49,750 --> 01:31:50,890
We are good.

1383
01:31:50,890 --> 01:31:52,190
Aren't we?

1384
01:31:52,850 --> 01:31:54,130
We sure are.

1385
01:31:54,850 --> 01:31:55,970
Merry Christmas.

1386
01:31:56,170 --> 01:31:56,770
Merry Christmas.

1387
01:31:58,490 --> 01:32:04,320
Should I have to double-squeeze?

1388
01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:06,980
Then you double-squeeze.

1389
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:10,020
Merry Christmas, kids.

1390
01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:10,420
Merry Christmas!

1391
01:32:11,140 --> 01:32:12,000
Merry Christmas.

1392
01:32:19,140 --> 01:32:20,700
Merry Christmas.

1393
01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:23,100
Merry Christmas to all.

1394
01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:45,020
Ho, ho, ho!

1395
01:32:45,980 --> 01:32:46,780
Holy shit!

1396
01:32:47,540 --> 01:32:48,280
How are you...

1397
01:32:48,280 --> 01:32:48,980
Back from the dead?

1398
01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:52,260
Well, I told you I was magical.

1399
01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:56,680
Okay, really, though, how?

1400
01:32:56,880 --> 01:32:58,900
Well, if I told you that,
it would kind of ruin the mystery.

1401
01:32:59,460 --> 01:33:00,640
We didn't see you at the mall.

1402
01:33:01,280 --> 01:33:02,200
Did you retire?

1403
01:33:03,980 --> 01:33:04,380
Retire?

1404
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:05,880
Never.

1405
01:33:06,700 --> 01:33:10,340
No, I got a better-paying gig at a
really fancy mall just a town over.

1406
01:33:11,060 --> 01:33:13,440
Probably should have told you about it,
but...

1407
01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:15,280
Well, you know me,
I'm not much of a people person.

1408
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:16,000
Yeah.

1409
01:33:16,940 --> 01:33:20,180
Listen, I never got to thank you
for what you did for my family.

1410
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:21,300
And for me.

1411
01:33:22,540 --> 01:33:22,940
Okay.

1412
01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:25,660
I guess it's not all about you anymore,
is it?

1413
01:33:26,520 --> 01:33:28,780
Well, I got four kids now, so...

1414
01:33:28,780 --> 01:33:29,040
No.

1415
01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:29,880
No.

1416
01:33:30,300 --> 01:33:30,700
Anymore.

1417
01:33:31,200 --> 01:33:32,440
Well, that's all the thanks I need.

1418
01:33:33,340 --> 01:33:36,760
Look, I gotta meet the boys at
the lodge for a happy hour, but...

1419
01:33:36,760 --> 01:33:37,820
You stay merry, huh?

1420
01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:38,960
And...

1421
01:33:40,340 --> 01:33:41,560
Don't let the haters get you down.

1422
01:33:42,300 --> 01:33:43,280
Yeah, you too.

1423
01:33:44,440 --> 01:33:45,280
All right.

1424
01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:50,600
Merry Christmas.

1425
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,000
That's the spirit.

1426
01:33:59,110 --> 01:34:00,830
Tell Daryl I said what up!

1427
01:34:00,830 --> 01:34:01,830
Oh, shit.

1428
01:34:02,990 --> 01:34:03,690
Oh, shit.

1429
01:34:22,610 --> 01:34:23,490
Watch out!

1430
01:34:23,590 --> 01:34:24,170
Hey, watch it!

1431
01:35:00,130 --> 01:35:00,830
Joy.

1432
01:35:01,790 --> 01:35:02,490
Joy.

1433
01:35:03,230 --> 01:35:03,930
Welcome.

1434
01:35:04,590 --> 01:35:05,090
To Joy.

1435
01:35:06,050 --> 01:35:07,290
Hey, welcome to Big Wangs.

1436
01:35:07,470 --> 01:35:08,230
I'm Blue Barreled.

1437
01:35:12,250 --> 01:35:14,150
Yeah, I don't know all the words.

1438
01:35:19,970 --> 01:35:23,790
I love, love, love...

1439
01:35:23,790 --> 01:35:24,670
Michael Jackson.

1440
01:35:26,730 --> 01:35:27,170
Jury.

1441
01:35:27,670 --> 01:35:29,490
Jury's still out on a lot of that stuff.

1442
01:35:29,730 --> 01:35:32,970
You grab a handful of shit,
you throw it at a fan while it's on.

1443
01:35:33,150 --> 01:35:35,049
It's almost like freaking Here Come Devo.

1444
01:35:35,990 --> 01:35:38,549
Hi, welcome to the wrap party.

1445
01:35:39,210 --> 01:35:41,010
It's at Big Wangs on Coingo.

1446
01:35:41,370 --> 01:35:41,830
Head goes up.

1447
01:35:42,809 --> 01:35:43,670
Plate stays on the table.

1448
01:35:43,950 --> 01:35:44,930
Like a boy from Earth.

1449
01:35:45,130 --> 01:35:48,310
Put the plate on the table
like a human from Earth.

1450
01:35:48,470 --> 01:35:51,450
Put the plate on the table
like a human from Earth.

1451
01:35:51,570 --> 01:35:52,470
That says human from Earth.

1452
01:35:52,470 --> 01:35:54,050
I'm very sorry about the flies.

1453
01:35:54,050 --> 01:35:55,010
By the way.

1454
01:35:55,090 --> 01:35:56,330
Jingle bells, motherfucker.

1455
01:35:56,670 --> 01:35:57,330
Don't thank me.

1456
01:35:58,510 --> 01:35:59,430
Funny bone.

1457
01:36:01,010 --> 01:36:03,350
Oh, Carol got noggins, fine.