1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:02,499 Previously on Best Medicine... 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:04,501 Who am I to interfere? 3 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:05,502 If you don't want to interfere, 4 00:00:05,506 --> 00:00:08,505 why did you renovate this entire office, 5 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:09,506 tell me that I have to dress like a dental hygienist? 6 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,908 -Michaud. -You can call me Savannah. 7 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:14,511 Your fox did give six of our townspeople the plague. 8 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:18,515 Yeah, well, you should admit that you actually care 9 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:19,749 about whoever it is that you care about. 10 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,518 You should pursue a therapy degree while you're in jail. 11 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,520 -What's this? -I found the love letter. 12 00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:25,522 -Wasn't for you. -It was just always Louisa. 13 00:00:25,526 --> 00:00:28,525 -Oh, come on! -Whoa, what's the rush? 14 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,526 Well, Martin and I, we are done. 15 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,166 Eden, you are an 11. 16 00:00:44,545 --> 00:00:46,843 -Doc! Hey. -Morning, Mark. 17 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:50,547 Morning. Hey, so, funny thing happened a couple nights ago. 18 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:55,552 Well, not funny ha-ha. More like funny not-ha. 19 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,553 -Got it. -Like, unexpected. 20 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,654 Like, I didn't expect it. 21 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,556 Yeah, Mark, I know what unexpected means. 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:00,894 Like, I... 23 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,365 I was... 24 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,700 And then... 25 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:10,204 Mark, spit it out. 26 00:01:10,538 --> 00:01:11,535 There's this kid who used to live 27 00:01:11,539 --> 00:01:13,537 on my block named Rex who had six fingers. 28 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:14,538 -Can you imagine that? -No. 29 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,541 It was like, we'd play, like, Capture the Flag. 30 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:20,748 "Where you at, Rex?" And he'd be like, "Here." 31 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,550 What was that? Yeah, I'll be right there. 32 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,552 I gotta go, Doc. Police business. 33 00:01:28,556 --> 00:01:30,554 Mark, you just made that sound with your mouth. 34 00:01:30,558 --> 00:01:31,655 -No, Doc! -What are you doing? 35 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:32,722 -He's holding me up. -Who are you talking to? 36 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,562 -You know, I just... -Who are you talking to? 37 00:01:52,513 --> 00:01:53,580 Uh-huh. 38 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,531 Wanna go to the Salty Breeze? 39 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,204 -Yes. -Okay. 40 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:31,548 An omelet for Mr. Franklin and yogurt for the young lady. 41 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:35,552 I just love the flowers you have out. 42 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,786 You guys sprucing up for something? 43 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:40,557 Yes. We're zhuzhing things up because we got an anonymous tip 44 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:43,560 that Carson Macleish is coming. 45 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,894 Who's Carson Macleish? 46 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:48,565 Just the most important food critic at The New York Times. 47 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:49,766 -Fancy schmancy. -Ooh! 48 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,569 Tell us what he looks like, and we'll look out for him. 49 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,571 That's the thing. No one knows. 50 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:57,574 He lets you know he's coming, so you're on top of your game, 51 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,575 but he doesn't want you to know who he is 52 00:02:58,579 --> 00:03:00,577 so you don't treat him any different. 53 00:03:00,581 --> 00:03:02,479 He could be here right now. 54 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,480 Oh... 55 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,483 Uh, we know everyone who's here. 56 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,485 Well, maybe not now. 57 00:03:08,489 --> 00:03:10,487 Oh! 58 00:03:10,491 --> 00:03:12,493 George is a little tense. 59 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:19,496 Hey, just came to check on my guy. How's he doing? 60 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:20,630 Oh, not good. 61 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,500 You think breaking up with she-who-shall-not-be-named 62 00:03:23,504 --> 00:03:25,502 -has got him down? -I don't know, 63 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:27,504 but he almost bit off my head this morning 64 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,506 when I told him that Parker brought in homemade cruffins. 65 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,341 -Oh. -Wait, did you hear? 66 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,509 -What? -I got an agent. 67 00:03:32,513 --> 00:03:34,511 Oh, that's great! 68 00:03:34,515 --> 00:03:36,513 I don't know. Somebody just emailed me back. 69 00:03:36,517 --> 00:03:38,515 -She wants to represent me. -Wow! From New York? 70 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:41,518 New Hampshire. She's sending me an audition today. 71 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,520 Well, that's wonderful... Hey, now. 72 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,159 Watch the toes there, boys. 73 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,394 Well, I see you've wasted no time. 74 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:51,528 Like she was never here. 75 00:03:51,532 --> 00:03:52,900 And look! 76 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,535 Well, you will not find me crying 77 00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:00,370 into my coffee mug, either. 78 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:01,538 As long as he's okay. 79 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:04,508 And how long has your back been bothering you, Miss... 80 00:04:04,512 --> 00:04:06,179 I'm not giving you my name. 81 00:04:07,515 --> 00:04:08,645 All right. 82 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,514 Uh, you won't be able to file for insurance unless... 83 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:12,219 I'll pay out of pocket. 84 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:15,519 Okay, then. And your back, how long has it been... 85 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,653 I had a stroke three months ago, 86 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:19,523 although I'm not sure what business that is of yours. 87 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:22,526 Just that I'm a doctor and you came to see me. 88 00:04:22,530 --> 00:04:24,528 I came here to get a shot of cortisone. 89 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:25,529 Dear God, I had a stroke. 90 00:04:25,533 --> 00:04:27,531 I lost use of my whole left side. 91 00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:30,534 Some idiot physical therapist named Gretchen 92 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,536 got my movement partially restored. 93 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:35,405 I returned to work, and my back seized up. 94 00:04:35,409 --> 00:04:36,540 And what is your line of work? 95 00:04:36,544 --> 00:04:39,543 None of your beeswax, Doctor. 96 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:43,413 Fine. I'll put "Secret Agent 008." 97 00:04:43,417 --> 00:04:44,548 Does that work? 98 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:47,551 I am a person with cash here for your services. 99 00:04:47,555 --> 00:04:50,554 I just want a shot of cortisone. Good Lord. 100 00:04:50,558 --> 00:04:53,557 These small-town doctors are just glorified veterinarians. 101 00:04:53,561 --> 00:04:55,925 Mm-hmm. And what does that make you? 102 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:56,760 Ow! 103 00:04:56,764 --> 00:04:58,562 Not amusing. 104 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,402 -I thought it was. -Shut up. 105 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,472 The next time I spend $200 on a cortisone shot, 106 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,474 it won't be for a quack like you. 107 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:11,475 It was truly not a pleasure, 108 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:14,478 and please let the door hit you on the way out. 109 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,283 Keep rolling. 110 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,653 Okay. Okay. 111 00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:26,490 Martin. 112 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,491 What the heck was that all about? 113 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,997 No idea, but it was her fault. 114 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:35,135 -What do you want? -Nothing, just checking on you. 115 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:38,639 Oh, that's delicious. 116 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,009 No, it's not. 117 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,516 Just wanna make sure you were okay. 118 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:55,184 -I'm fine. Why should I care? -Oh, you don't care? 119 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,352 No, none of my business. 120 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,522 It's none of your business that you and Eden broke up? 121 00:05:58,526 --> 00:06:03,126 Oh, I... I thought you meant Louisa and, uh... 122 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:05,495 Oh. Oh! 123 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:08,502 Oh, I see. We're back there again. 124 00:06:09,437 --> 00:06:10,634 That doesn't bother you? 125 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,974 No, not at all. I'm fine. Yeah. Never better, actually. 126 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,521 Why didn't you come see me sooner? 127 00:06:31,525 --> 00:06:34,524 -Well, the new homeopath lady... -What new homeopath lady? 128 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:37,527 Said a candle would burn all the wax right out. 129 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,529 Well, it almost burned off half your ear. 130 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,699 That's true. But she also says she could cure my bloating. 131 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:46,536 I can too. Stop eating dairy. You're lactose intolerant. 132 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,539 -But I love cheese. -You're ridiculous. 133 00:06:49,543 --> 00:06:50,640 I can still hear, you know. 134 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:52,542 Why are you scribbling? There's nothing to scribble. 135 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:55,816 -He is ridiculous. -Still hearing. 136 00:06:57,551 --> 00:07:00,521 Are you... is this going in my permanent record? 137 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:03,553 Next knucklehead. 138 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:07,491 -Where is everyone? -You actually don't wanna know. 139 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,493 What's the matter, Quincy? Your gout acting up? 140 00:07:09,497 --> 00:07:10,494 Oh, yeah, but that's not why I'm here. 141 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,496 Last night, the nature lady told me 142 00:07:12,500 --> 00:07:14,498 to drink a quart of tart cherry juice 143 00:07:14,502 --> 00:07:16,500 and to resolve my issues with my daughter-in-law. 144 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,502 Mm. My stomach is killing me. 145 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,504 Who is this nature lady, 146 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:21,738 and why would anyone go to her and not me? 147 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:26,109 -Gee, Doc, can't imagine. -Actually, you... you know her. 148 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,511 I do? 149 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:30,250 Well, I didn't know how to tell you. 150 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,518 Oh, no, Irma. 151 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:36,520 At first it was fun, all the one-night stands 152 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,523 and one-day stands and one-car stands. 153 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,525 Those can get pretty rough on your back. 154 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:43,527 Maybe you need a different kind of girl, Mark. 155 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,529 That's what my mom says. 156 00:07:45,533 --> 00:07:48,532 "A nice quality girl you could settle down with, 157 00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,533 Marky, who lives close." 158 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:52,536 No more driving 50 miles for a cup of coffee. 159 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:53,603 I'm sure you can rig it on the app. 160 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:58,041 I did, I did. I just haven't found the one that... 161 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:58,875 Wait. 162 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,545 Hey, she's cute, and really close. 163 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,446 And I like that jumpsuit. 164 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,448 I feel like I know her. 165 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,450 Hey, maybe that's how it's supposed to feel, 166 00:08:07,454 --> 00:08:08,451 like you already know each other. 167 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:10,453 -Oh, my. -What? 168 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:13,794 -Uh, Savannah? -Yeah? 169 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,130 Hi, Sheriff. 170 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,435 Hi. 171 00:08:48,495 --> 00:08:50,493 The idiot who smuggled animals into the country 172 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:52,495 and gave us all bubonic plague? 173 00:08:52,499 --> 00:08:54,497 -That's the one. -Doc, we got a problem. 174 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,499 I've got a cold. I'm all foggy. 175 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:57,500 I can't think. You've gotta help. 176 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,502 And we have a major food critic coming. 177 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,504 So what do you want me to do about it? 178 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:03,472 What's the best cold remedy? You gotta clear my head. 179 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:06,475 -Rest, fluids, time. -Don't have time! 180 00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:07,777 I've been working for this my entire life. 181 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,479 A New York Times food critic coming to eat my food. 182 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,352 Can you think of anything else? 183 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:17,486 Abracadabra... 184 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:18,859 Poof! 185 00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:22,028 There. You feel better now? 186 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:28,497 Now, Quincy, if anyone drank a quart of tart cherry juice, 187 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,498 it would give them a stomachache, okay? 188 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:31,500 Now, take an antacid, and if it's not better 189 00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,944 in a few hours, come back and see me. 190 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,507 -Might I offer a suggestion? -No. 191 00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,714 -I mean, for your benefit. -No. 192 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,511 You're a good doctor. 193 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:43,512 I don't need you to tell me that. 194 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,514 -But not a good listener. -Neither are you. 195 00:09:45,518 --> 00:09:46,515 I just said I don't wanna hear it. 196 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:49,518 Sometimes all they need is to be heard. 197 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,520 -And comforted. -That's not my job. 198 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:54,523 And yours isn't to lecture me on bedside manners. 199 00:09:54,527 --> 00:09:56,525 It's to monitor medical malfeasance. 200 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:57,727 So if it's okay with you, 201 00:09:57,731 --> 00:10:01,397 I'm gonna go stop an ex-con lunatic from killing our town. 202 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,535 Cheerio. 203 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,536 Hey, what's wrong, Eeyore? 204 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,538 Get kicked out of the Garden of Eden? 205 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,845 -Glendon. -Eeyore. 206 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,543 You start your chemo yet? 207 00:10:14,547 --> 00:10:16,946 Uh, no. Not yet. I mean... 208 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,547 Why not? 209 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,783 Well, it's none of your business. 210 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,551 Don't tell me you're as stupid as everyone else in this town. 211 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:24,553 I've been busy. I've got a lot to do. 212 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:27,556 You're not busy. You have testicular cancer. 213 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,559 Stop being a nitwit and start your treatment. 214 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,562 You're the one who needs treatment, Eeyore. 215 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:36,565 You know, Eden's better off without you. 216 00:10:36,569 --> 00:10:38,370 Jeez. 217 00:10:43,576 --> 00:10:45,574 Unbelievable. 218 00:10:45,578 --> 00:10:48,611 Hey! Buddy, yes, okay, I'm happy I ran into you, 'cause I... 219 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,580 I need to tell you the thing that I was trying to tell you 220 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,049 that I couldn't tell you. 221 00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,154 So... 222 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,290 Okay. So... 223 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:02,229 I... Okay. See, I... 224 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,493 -I... See... -Why don't you tell me 225 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,330 when your brain returns to your head, all right? 226 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:09,136 Yeah. Okay. 227 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:11,972 Yeah. Okay. 228 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,505 Oh, hey, Martin. You here for a trim? 229 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,507 I'm here for the quack in the back. 230 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,513 Hey! You gotta get in line if... 231 00:11:20,647 --> 00:11:24,513 if you wanna talk to the quack in the back. 232 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,515 And my stepmother never hugged me. 233 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,517 Never told me she loved me. 234 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,154 I've basically been alone my whole life. 235 00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:32,488 That's horrible. 236 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,494 -I hear you. -I know. 237 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,527 -You. -Hey, get out! This is private! 238 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,529 Well, your pathetic little shot didn't do anything. 239 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,530 Yeah, it takes time. 240 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,532 Close those and wait your turn. 241 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,535 -Why aren't you in jail? -I did my time, 242 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,603 and I did as you suggested. 243 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:50,539 I studied, I took classes, and I got my degree. 244 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,341 In what? Quackery? 245 00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:55,444 Naturopathy. I'm an N.D. 246 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,545 As in "not a doctor"? 247 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,547 Well, there's a whole line of people out there 248 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,549 who would beg to differ. 249 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,550 A line a lot longer than yours, 250 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:04,520 because she's an enlightened soul who cares. 251 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:05,521 Well, I just saw two of her patients, 252 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,523 and one of them nearly burnt his ear off. 253 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:11,198 Then he didn't do what I said! 254 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:15,531 Keep the poultice on and write down every demeaning thing 255 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:16,665 that monster said to you. 256 00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,368 -The pain will release. -Yeah. Write down everything. 257 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,669 Mm-hmm. This is such a con. 258 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:24,540 I mean, why do you keep running scams in our town? 259 00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:25,674 -It's not a scam. -Oh. 260 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,844 I want to make amends, and if I can offer something... 261 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:32,548 -Yeah, like fairy pollen? -Like listening and caring. 262 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,817 Which she does and you don't. 263 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,552 Yeah, because I'm an honest doctor, and she's a charlatan. 264 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:38,554 -Okay. -You can either leave town, 265 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,555 or I'm gonna call the sheriff. 266 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:42,561 -Oh. -Listen, you dunderhead. 267 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,000 What can I say, Doc? 268 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,565 I'm a natural-born healer. 269 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,104 It's a miracle! 270 00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,576 I mean, it makes no sense. You don't have a stroke 271 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,577 and then walk three months later. 272 00:13:01,581 --> 00:13:03,512 Well, maybe it was the shot that you gave her. 273 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,514 A steroid cannot reverse a stroke. 274 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,516 Okay, so maybe she just got better. 275 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,518 No, I'm telling you, they're running a scam. 276 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,520 Like, Savannah pretends she's a healer. 277 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,522 The woman pretends she can't walk 278 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,523 and then Savannah cures her, 279 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:17,260 and they all buy her tinctures and crystals. 280 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,527 So how would you prove that? 281 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,530 Well, I need to properly examine her 282 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,303 to prove she's a fake. 283 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,535 -Doc. -What? 284 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:30,539 You just took my blood with no problem at all. 285 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,275 Oh. 286 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,542 -I did. -I mean, 287 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,979 do you think maybe you're... 288 00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,313 over it? 289 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,647 Maybe. Good. 290 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:42,551 Now we can get rid of that cruffin-baking pest, huh? 291 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,552 He's not that bad. 292 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:45,554 -Oh, you like him? -No, I just... You know, 293 00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,557 he did a good Professor Plum while we were playing Clue. 294 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,559 You played Clue with the man who reports on me 295 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,562 -to the Maine Medical Board? -Just once. 296 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,763 Yeah, it's a conflict of interest. 297 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:56,465 What was I supposed to do? He's my roommate's boyfriend. 298 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:57,566 Boyfriend... 299 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,568 I am so sorry. 300 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,570 Savannah put me on a carrot juice diet. 301 00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:04,177 I mean, what do I... what do I do now? 302 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,484 -Hey, Sheriff Mark. -Hey, bud, what's up? 303 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,486 Can I ask you a question? 304 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:18,487 Not if I ask you first. 305 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,489 How do you ask out a girl? 306 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,491 Whoa! Have you come to the right man. 307 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,360 In fact, I was just thinking about it. 308 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,494 -Really? -Yeah, I was debating 309 00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,497 if I should use Great-Uncle Alfonso's technique. 310 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,499 -What's that? -Okay, 311 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:31,500 so Great-Uncle Alfonso said 312 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:34,503 that when you first start talking to a girl, 313 00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,505 never look her straight in the eye. 314 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:39,508 -Why? -'Cause it creates mystery. 315 00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,511 She senses something special's about to happen, right? 316 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,513 But she's just not sure what. 317 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:46,515 Then where do you look? 318 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,517 You look just above her eye. 319 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,519 Like, right at her hairline. 320 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:54,523 And then when she's off-kilter, you come in open and honest, 321 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,525 and you say exactly what's in your heart. 322 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,999 Exactly what's in your heart? 323 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,529 You know what? 324 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:03,532 I'll show you. Okay? Come with me. 325 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:07,203 Can we take your car and use the sirens? 326 00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,504 Mmm... nah. 327 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:11,344 It's not too far. Let's just get our steps in. 328 00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,510 Give me that! 329 00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,513 Would you like some bread sticks, Carson Macleish? 330 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,515 -Huh? -I know you're Carson. 331 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,517 Our chef isn't feeling well. 332 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,519 Could you come back another time? 333 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,154 My name is Bob. 334 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,226 Oh. 335 00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,524 What can I get ya? 336 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:30,526 Wait, wait, wait. Um, so, hold on. 337 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,528 -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. -So you actually thought 338 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:35,531 that the moon just got bigger and smaller each month? 339 00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:38,534 Uh, I mean, I... It... I was ten, okay? 340 00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:40,536 Still, that's... 341 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,539 Oh, you've never thought anything stupid? 342 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,574 Um, well, I mean, not unless you think 343 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,547 that believing in the Tooth Fairy till you're 35 is stupid. 344 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,551 -Did you really? -Mm-hmm. 345 00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,555 Wow, that is so crazy. I mean, it... 346 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,458 -It makes no sense. -Must be driving Martin nuts. 347 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,464 Well, everything drives Martin nuts. 348 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:08,464 -Um, what do you mean? -He's such a grump! 349 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:09,765 -Hmm. -Honestly, I can't tell if 350 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,469 it's social awkwardness or he's just good old-fashioned mean. 351 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,770 Awkward. You know, he's sweet underneath. 352 00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:18,474 I'll take your word for it. Sure wasn't sweet as a teacher. 353 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:19,475 Wait, what? 354 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,444 Oh, he was my teacher in med school, 355 00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:22,478 uh, what, ten years ago? 356 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,481 Um, why didn't you tell me? 357 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,117 I don't know. I just guess it never came up. 358 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,252 Did you tell him? 359 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,488 I mean, I just kept waiting for him to recognize me. 360 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:33,722 -Oh. -Honestly, I'm not surprised. 361 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:36,392 He... he... I doubt he would have recognized me back then. 362 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,460 He never knew any of our names. 363 00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:39,832 I mean, God forbid you made a mistake, it was... 364 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,637 Wow. So, um, wait, did... did you come here to, um... 365 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,503 I mean, this isn't gonna affect your... 366 00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,305 -My review? -Yeah. 367 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,140 No. No, of course not. 368 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:52,512 Yeah. 369 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,514 Do you think Savannah could get rid of my headaches? 370 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,516 -And my eczema? -And my arthritis? 371 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,156 Why not? She made me walk. 372 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,488 Don't eat that... Carson. 373 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,491 -What? -I know you're Carson. 374 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,493 Please come back tomorrow. 375 00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:12,495 My name is Fred. 376 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:17,500 You have your own miracle worker right here in Port Wenn. 377 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,502 Each of you must see her. 378 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,040 Of course you would say that. 379 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:22,838 Can you squat? 380 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:25,011 -Like a catcher. -Mm-hmm. 381 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,511 Now, push your leg against my hand now. 382 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,513 You should go see her too, Doctor. 383 00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:33,516 Perhaps she could cure your dreadful personality. 384 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,518 Well, she hasn't cured yours. 385 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,520 Mm-mm. I knew it. There's no way you could have limb strength 386 00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,522 like that three months after a stroke, 387 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,524 no matter what nonsense she rubbed on you. 388 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:43,526 You and Savannah are running a scam. 389 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,529 You couldn't be more wrong, Dr. Quackenbush. 390 00:17:46,533 --> 00:17:48,531 Then give me the number of your doctor 391 00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:51,534 so I can talk to them about your "stroke." 392 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,536 -I can't. -Why not? 393 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,538 -He's on a trek in the Andes. -Ha! 394 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,145 I'm calling the sheriff right now. 395 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:02,481 Wait! Get back here! 396 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,509 Georgie! The food critic's here at the bar! 397 00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,511 I saw "CM" monogrammed on his sleeve. 398 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,513 It's definitely him. 399 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:38,514 What... 400 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:41,250 -Oh, Lord. -What? 401 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,519 -Sweet Lord. -What? 402 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,792 I can't taste anything. 403 00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,428 Oh, no. 404 00:18:51,531 --> 00:18:53,529 Wearing this to audition, is it too much? 405 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,730 No. Shows commitment. 406 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,533 Good. It's my first time, so I wanna make an impression. 407 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,436 All right. 408 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,641 And... 409 00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,440 Other crayons are fun, 410 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:07,443 but only Playtime Pastels glow in the dark 411 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,445 and show up even when the lights are off. 412 00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,447 -Nailing it. -The only thing more fun than 413 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:15,451 a Playtime Pastel is a Playtime Pastel 414 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,453 with a special friend. 415 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,125 Sorry, um... 416 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,458 "Where you can highlight your fun zones 417 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,460 for your playmate to see." 418 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:25,461 "And in places where they can't." 419 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:28,464 -Oh. Um, Elaine, I, um... -What? 420 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:32,100 I think these might be adult crayons, 421 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:35,137 like, um, for sex. 422 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,472 What? No. 423 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:40,476 "With colors like Big Banana, Red Hot Mama, and Tickled Pink." 424 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:43,479 Oh, my God, these are sex crayons! 425 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,480 What kind of an audition is this? 426 00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:47,483 What in the hell is going on here? 427 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:50,286 Nothing! Parker's just... 428 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:51,487 helping me with an audition. 429 00:19:51,491 --> 00:19:52,488 And you're monitoring me? 430 00:19:52,492 --> 00:19:54,493 Well, you didn't have any patients, so... 431 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,493 Dr. Best. 432 00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,494 -It's fun zones. -Yeah. 433 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,496 -That's what does it. -I'll be right back. 434 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,499 I have to go. Elaine, take off the crayon costume... 435 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,501 words that should never have to come out of my mouth... 436 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,504 and stop fraternizing with the enemy. 437 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:11,544 -The enemy? Me? I was just... -And no more cruffins! 438 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,515 Do you wanna just take it from the top? 439 00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:20,519 -Yeah. -Okay, great. 440 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,192 Hey. 441 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,829 You know the Finnish lawn game Mölkky? 442 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,528 I'm starting a league. 443 00:20:32,532 --> 00:20:35,531 -Wanna join? -Clark! Stop being weird. 444 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,534 Hi, welcome to the Salty Breeze. 445 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:41,537 You're gonna have the best meal you've ever had in your life. 446 00:20:41,541 --> 00:20:43,539 -Amazing. -We want you to be as happy 447 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:46,542 -as humanly possible. -Okay. It's a little much. 448 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:50,546 The thing is, this is our pre-dinner post-prandial pause. 449 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,647 Our kitchen's closed. 450 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,550 Would you care for another cocktail while you wait? 451 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:56,552 -Sure. -On the house. 452 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,553 Even better. 453 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,555 Whatever he wants. 454 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,557 -Where's George? -Dr. Best! 455 00:21:01,561 --> 00:21:04,527 One of our biggest fans. He eats here every day. 456 00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:07,334 Could you... could you... Martin... 457 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,533 -You gotta help, Doc. Now. -What happened? 458 00:21:10,537 --> 00:21:13,536 I can't taste, like, anything! My mouth is numb. 459 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,538 -Numb? -Tingly. Numb. Weird. Numb! 460 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:18,541 And the food critic is at the bar waiting to be served. 461 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,543 I cannot serve food I haven't tasted, Doc. I cannot. 462 00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,545 -Take it easy. -Don't tell us to take it easy! 463 00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,547 It sounds like an allergic reaction. 464 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,548 Did you eat anything unusual? 465 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:27,550 -No! -The tincture from Savannah. 466 00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,552 Please tell me you're joking. 467 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:32,555 We were desperate. You wouldn't help. 468 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:35,558 -I have a cold! -And she has a criminal record. 469 00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:38,230 -Just show me the tincture. -Here. 470 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,565 No ingredients, brilliant. This woman's a menace! 471 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:44,567 So, what do we do? 472 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,568 It'll wear off eventually. 473 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,571 Eventually? He's at the bar! 474 00:21:48,575 --> 00:21:50,643 You're not listening to us! 475 00:21:52,579 --> 00:21:55,578 Okay, fine. I'll go find out what's in it. 476 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:56,579 Maybe something can counteract it. 477 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,582 Actually, I have an idea. 478 00:21:59,586 --> 00:22:00,583 -What is it? -Ooh. 479 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:03,456 You'll think it's bad, but it's good. 480 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,459 This is gonna be bad. 481 00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:19,502 You, Ronnie. 482 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:22,642 Get a haircut now, or you're out. Come on. 483 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,510 Oh, hi, Mark. Are you here for a touch-up? 484 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,515 Nope, actually here to see... 485 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:35,484 I just unlocked your body's natural healing instinct. 486 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,519 I really felt it. 487 00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:37,520 -Yeah? -Thank you. 488 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,187 -Of course. Of course. -Yes. Thank you. 489 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,188 All right, who's next? 490 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,524 Uh, actually, I just need you for a minute. 491 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,427 No! No. No. I told you, Sheriff, I... 492 00:22:44,431 --> 00:22:45,698 I take my time. 493 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,302 Savannah... 494 00:22:51,538 --> 00:22:53,536 Sorry, is there something on my forehead? 495 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,704 You're really smart and really cute. 496 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,541 You did kind of freak me out a little bit last year 497 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:00,543 when you gave us all the bubonic plague, 498 00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,446 but you're mature, and you wanna make amends. 499 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:05,151 I really dig that. 500 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:09,521 Do you wanna get ice cream with me sometime? 501 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:16,024 Yes. 502 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,225 I would love to. 503 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:18,530 Great! 504 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:22,531 Great. 505 00:23:22,535 --> 00:23:23,866 Thank you. 506 00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:27,536 Mark, I don't know why, as our only law enforcement officer, 507 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,538 you don't feel the need to pick up the phone, 508 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:32,541 but Savannah and the person she made walk 509 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,544 -are committing fraud, so I... -Martin? Martin! 510 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,546 I've been looking for you. Hi. Um... 511 00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,549 -Hi. -I have something to tell you. 512 00:23:40,553 --> 00:23:43,385 It's, uh... it's about Parker. 513 00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:45,087 Um, um, it's kinda weird, so I... 514 00:23:45,091 --> 00:23:46,555 Yes, it is. 515 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:48,557 -You... you know? -Yes, I... 516 00:23:48,561 --> 00:23:49,558 -That he was your student? -Wait, what? What? 517 00:23:49,562 --> 00:23:52,561 In med school. I... I just found out. 518 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:53,562 Parker was a student of mine? 519 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:57,099 -Why didn't he tell me? -Um, I'm... 520 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:58,567 not sure, so... 521 00:23:58,571 --> 00:24:00,569 -Wh... why are you telling me? -Well, I just... 522 00:24:00,573 --> 00:24:04,507 I just wanted you to have all the facts, so. 523 00:24:04,511 --> 00:24:05,508 Goodbye. Yeah. 524 00:24:05,512 --> 00:24:06,509 Wait, wait. What facts? 525 00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:08,511 What did he say about me back then? 526 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:12,247 -Nothing. Nothing. -No, tell me. 527 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:16,422 I want the, uh... feedback. 528 00:24:17,524 --> 00:24:19,522 Well, um, they said that you were... 529 00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:20,523 Okay, this is him talking, not me. 530 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,295 -No, I know, I know, I know. -Um... 531 00:24:24,531 --> 00:24:27,429 They said you were, um... 532 00:24:27,433 --> 00:24:28,531 not a good listener. 533 00:24:28,535 --> 00:24:31,266 Uh, hard to talk to. 534 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,539 Didn't enjoy... 535 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,537 people. 536 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,539 Mmm. So he came here to give me a bad review? 537 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:40,543 No! No, he's going to be fair. I know that. He's a good man. 538 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:42,545 I just... I just know how important this review is 539 00:24:42,549 --> 00:24:44,647 to get you off probation, and I thought if you knew this, 540 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,549 that when you were around him, you might try 541 00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:49,552 to be a little, uh... 542 00:24:49,556 --> 00:24:50,823 Nicer. 543 00:24:51,558 --> 00:24:53,159 Yeah. 544 00:24:57,564 --> 00:24:59,562 I saw you kiss him. 545 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,067 What? 546 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:04,804 By the hedge over there. 547 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:09,341 Oh. 548 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:12,557 What do you like about him? 549 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,645 -Martin. -No, I just... 550 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,481 I just wanna know. I mean, what do you like about him? 551 00:25:19,485 --> 00:25:23,485 I... I don't know. I... I mean, he's, um... 552 00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:26,488 I feel like I can talk to him about anything. 553 00:25:26,492 --> 00:25:29,596 And, um, he has four sisters, so he's... 554 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:32,494 -good with his emotions. -Mm-hmm. 555 00:25:32,498 --> 00:25:34,496 So he's easy to talk to, 556 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,498 he's a good listener, 557 00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:38,170 and he's a people person. 558 00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,673 Hmm. 559 00:25:41,507 --> 00:25:42,875 Yeah. 560 00:25:45,344 --> 00:25:46,508 Well, um... 561 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:50,016 Thanks. I'm just gonna... 562 00:26:27,519 --> 00:26:30,255 Get' em, buddy. You got this. 563 00:26:33,525 --> 00:26:36,527 Sorry, I'm gonna take... Sorry. 564 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:43,235 Wait, what? 565 00:26:45,537 --> 00:26:49,275 Harley? Oh, no, this is gonna be brutal. 566 00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:53,412 -Harley? -What? 567 00:26:56,548 --> 00:26:58,546 Is there something on my forehead? 568 00:26:58,550 --> 00:27:00,548 You're really smart, really cute... 569 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,450 -What's happening? -I don't know. 570 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,386 Really mature for your age. 571 00:27:04,390 --> 00:27:05,453 Uh, I... I mean, my age. 572 00:27:05,457 --> 00:27:07,455 What age is that? Five? 573 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:08,456 -No, nine. -Oh. 574 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,591 I really dig you. 575 00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:13,299 Would you like to get ice cream with me sometime? 576 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,470 No, that's crazy. 577 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:23,706 What, you gonna bring your teddy bear? 578 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,474 -No, I'd leave him at home. -I'd feel like your mom. 579 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,476 -Age is just a number. -Facts. 580 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,478 What? Kid's got guts. 581 00:27:30,482 --> 00:27:32,447 -Gotta give him that. -It's true. 582 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:33,581 Sorry, Tiny Tim. 583 00:27:33,585 --> 00:27:36,756 But let me know when you're my height. You're funny. 584 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:39,491 Hmm. My name's Peter. 585 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:51,599 Just get in here. 586 00:27:51,603 --> 00:27:53,501 The last time I had to be this hush-hush, 587 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,504 my cousin ended up in the East River. 588 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,605 Where's the other annoying guy? 589 00:27:57,609 --> 00:28:00,508 Upstairs. But I need to speak to you first. 590 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:03,478 He took some meds and lost his sense of taste. 591 00:28:03,482 --> 00:28:05,480 But we got Carson McLeish out there right now... 592 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:08,350 -Carson McLeish? -Shh! Ahh! 593 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,484 You want me to cook for 594 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,486 -Carson McLeish? -No, George will. 595 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,488 But you need to assist. Be the taster. 596 00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:15,490 All you have to do is taste what he cooks 597 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:18,493 -and make sure it's great. -Wait a second. 598 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,495 So you admit I'm an excellent cook 599 00:28:20,499 --> 00:28:22,497 with Ferrari-level taste buds 600 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,500 that you entrust with your entire business? 601 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:27,169 Do you want the 500 clams or not? 602 00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:28,503 Lead the way, grandma. 603 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,505 Wait. I'm glad to see 604 00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:33,441 you aren't repeating yourself anymore, Gina. 605 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:34,509 Well, what do you know? 606 00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:36,511 I get away from you two ding-dongs, 607 00:28:36,515 --> 00:28:39,651 and all of a sudden, poof, stress gone. 608 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,517 Hell no! 609 00:28:42,521 --> 00:28:43,718 -We need her. -Absolutely not! 610 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:47,455 This devil woman is not about to step foot in my kitchen. 611 00:28:47,459 --> 00:28:48,523 Too late, Chef Boyardee. 612 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,525 You're the chef, George. She's the taster. 613 00:28:50,529 --> 00:28:54,199 Unless your taste has returned, we need her. 614 00:28:59,538 --> 00:29:03,209 I think that was a yes. 615 00:29:05,477 --> 00:29:06,708 -Well, look who it is. -Ugh. 616 00:29:06,712 --> 00:29:10,478 You have got to stop doing that, okay? This is a safe space. 617 00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,480 Yeah, more like a den of thieves. 618 00:29:12,484 --> 00:29:14,482 Just tell me what you gave George. 619 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:17,485 -None of your beeswax. -Mmm. She also says "beeswax." 620 00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:19,487 You're in it together. I knew it. 621 00:29:19,491 --> 00:29:21,656 Many distinguished individuals say "beeswax." 622 00:29:21,660 --> 00:29:23,491 Okay, for now, just tell me what you gave George 623 00:29:23,495 --> 00:29:26,428 so I can stop worrying about his taste buds. 624 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,495 What happened to his taste buds? 625 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:29,497 You gave him something, and now he can't taste, 626 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,499 which is, you know, bad for a chef. 627 00:29:31,503 --> 00:29:32,500 Okay. 628 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,502 Listen, Mr. Grumpy Pants. 629 00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:38,506 I gave him over-the-counter zinc. Okay? 630 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:40,508 Maybe he took too much. It'll wear off. 631 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:41,676 Yeah, I've also got a guy who stopped taking 632 00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,512 his gout medication and a woman who's orange. 633 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:45,613 Sooner or later, you're gonna hurt someone. 634 00:29:45,617 --> 00:29:48,516 And you're her accomplice. You're both going to jail. 635 00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,518 Oh, please. 636 00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:53,521 -Come here, Dr. Demento. -Gotta go with her. 637 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:54,622 -I'm gonna tell you a secret. -Uh-huh. 638 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:57,525 You can't tell anybody. Doctor-patient confidentiality. 639 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,527 If you do, I'll have you arrested. 640 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,100 Mmm, that's not how it works. But, what? 641 00:30:03,535 --> 00:30:07,535 I am Carson McLeish, the great food critic. 642 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:10,538 I need to remain anonymous for my work. 643 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:12,540 -I did have a stroke. -Mm-hmm. 644 00:30:12,544 --> 00:30:14,542 I never met this woman before in my life, 645 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:17,616 and she did cure me. And... 646 00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:20,548 Oh, yeah, is this part of the act? 647 00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:21,552 No! No, there's no act. 648 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:28,556 No. No, no! No! I want Savannah. 649 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,129 She's the only one who could help. 650 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,665 Let's see it, Miracle Lady. 651 00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:37,436 Okay. Okay. 652 00:30:38,570 --> 00:30:40,468 It's life, man. 653 00:30:40,472 --> 00:30:42,337 You put your heart out there, 654 00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:43,571 and people step on it. 655 00:30:43,575 --> 00:30:46,574 -They were laughing at me. -'Cause they're jerks. 656 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,577 It's not their fault, though. They're just teenagers. 657 00:30:49,581 --> 00:30:51,579 I just asked her to get ice cream. 658 00:30:51,583 --> 00:30:54,582 And you killed it, dude. I'm telling you. 659 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:57,585 My Great-Uncle Alfonso would've been so proud. 660 00:30:57,589 --> 00:31:02,490 He would've said, "Hey, you keep putting your heart out there, 661 00:31:02,494 --> 00:31:03,791 papito, no matter 'gwah.'" 662 00:31:03,795 --> 00:31:07,495 Because, because, if you keep putting your heart out there, 663 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:11,466 open and honest like that, and someone steps on it, 664 00:31:11,470 --> 00:31:12,500 it just gets stronger. 665 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:14,502 So when you finally hand it 666 00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,505 to the right person at the right time, 667 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:21,376 I'm telling you, dude, she's gonna look at you in the eye... 668 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,510 or right above the eye... 669 00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,512 and hand you her heart, 670 00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,514 'cause she knows then 671 00:31:26,518 --> 00:31:29,517 that you're strong enough to hold her heart. 672 00:31:29,521 --> 00:31:33,521 So I guess we have to be totally honest 673 00:31:33,525 --> 00:31:36,028 with the people we care about. 674 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:38,697 No matter "gwah." 675 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:41,163 Wait. 676 00:31:41,167 --> 00:31:44,370 Even if it's something that might make them mad? 677 00:31:45,204 --> 00:31:47,302 Yep. Even then. 678 00:31:47,306 --> 00:31:49,537 No matter "gwah." 679 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:53,245 Hey. You're very smart for a nine-year-old. 680 00:31:54,546 --> 00:31:56,544 Hey, you wanna get some ice cream? 681 00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:59,085 -You bet! Let's go. -Yes. 682 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:01,849 I'll be right back! 683 00:32:01,853 --> 00:32:05,520 Yeah, I just gotta tell the doc one thing first. 684 00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:07,522 You gotta help me. 685 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,528 I have no idea what I did to make her walk. 686 00:32:11,530 --> 00:32:13,528 You're right, okay? I'm a fraud. 687 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:14,729 I took one class in prison, 688 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:18,066 and I have no clue what the lady was talking about. 689 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:18,900 She was insane. 690 00:32:18,904 --> 00:32:21,073 She kept doing this gesture, like... 691 00:32:23,542 --> 00:32:24,872 -What does that mean? -No clue. 692 00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:27,542 Okay, but you gotta help me before these people 693 00:32:27,546 --> 00:32:28,543 turn on me like a pack of wild dogs. 694 00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:30,545 Wait, so she's not in on it with you? 695 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:33,548 What? No, I've never seen her before in my life. 696 00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,549 And her doctor was really in the Andes? 697 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:36,551 Do I look like her doctor's travel agent? 698 00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:38,553 What did you put on her back? 699 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,755 I don't know, like, basil and oregano? 700 00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:45,560 Well, whatever temporarily made her walk has obviously worn off, 701 00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,562 and I have no idea what's going on. 702 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:48,630 Well, what do I do? 703 00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,532 First, you go back in there and you tell everyone 704 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:51,733 you have no idea what you're doing. 705 00:32:51,737 --> 00:32:54,106 Then leave Port Wenn before you seriously hurt someone. 706 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,572 How about I do just the "leave Port Wenn" part? 707 00:32:57,576 --> 00:32:59,574 -Fine by me. -Okay. Good talk. 708 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,547 -High five? -Mm-hmm. Yeah. No. 709 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,627 -What? -Nothing. 710 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,493 Just thought you might wanna finish up 711 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,495 the conversation we started. 712 00:33:20,499 --> 00:33:24,070 -Funny, I don't. -Yeah, you do. 713 00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:30,242 I'm not a people person. 714 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,508 And there's nothing wrong with that. 715 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,509 I agree. 716 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,145 Unless you want to, you know, 717 00:33:37,149 --> 00:33:38,513 be around people. 718 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:41,316 Well, maybe some people. 719 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:43,355 Hmm, like Louisa. 720 00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:47,522 Is that what you want? 721 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,295 If it is... 722 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:52,527 I haven't been doing a very good job of it, have I? 723 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:54,433 I can confirm that. 724 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:59,534 Tell you what, let me buy you a lobster roll, huh? Come on. 725 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,504 I'll even let you order fries. 726 00:34:02,508 --> 00:34:04,176 Hmm, my lucky day. 727 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:12,514 Now for the brown butter, lemon, and caper sauce. 728 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:13,548 Oh, it smells like a narcotic. 729 00:34:13,552 --> 00:34:17,152 You wanna talk narcotics? 'Cause my cousin Joey... 730 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:18,186 Not now, Lady Scarface. 731 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,522 I'm just saying, he didn't know that guy was a cop. 732 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:23,362 I cannot believe that I'm saying this, but... 733 00:34:25,531 --> 00:34:26,898 taste. 734 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:36,371 -Mmm! Oh, my goodness. -Really? 735 00:34:36,375 --> 00:34:38,544 -Mmm! -Hmm, more lemon. 736 00:34:39,545 --> 00:34:41,543 -You swear? -On my mother's monobrow. 737 00:34:41,547 --> 00:34:44,683 It's a hair too sweet. You need the acid. 738 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:55,194 Oh, my gosh. 739 00:34:56,562 --> 00:34:58,226 -She's right. -She better be. 740 00:34:58,230 --> 00:34:59,327 Mmm! 741 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:05,032 And here we have my world-famous Scallop Grenobloise. 742 00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,204 Wow. 743 00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:15,247 Mmm. 744 00:35:16,081 --> 00:35:17,082 Mmm! 745 00:35:19,084 --> 00:35:20,248 Scallopy. 746 00:35:20,252 --> 00:35:21,516 Uh-huh. 747 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,518 "Scallopy." That's not a word. 748 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:25,520 Shh. He can say whatever he likes. 749 00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,522 He's the food critic from The New York Times. 750 00:35:27,526 --> 00:35:29,524 -What? -Hmm, no, I'm not. 751 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:30,525 I'm a dentist from Bangor. 752 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:31,626 -What? -Are you friggin' kidding me? 753 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:34,529 Your monogram says "C.M." You're Carson Macleish. 754 00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:37,532 Carl Mooney. My wife just gave me this for my 50th. 755 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:38,937 Then who's... 756 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:43,104 -Nope, not me. Bye now. -Oh! 757 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:44,038 Come back! 758 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,540 You haven't tried the Scallop Grenobloise! 759 00:35:45,544 --> 00:35:47,545 Oh, I will drag her right back here. 760 00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:51,546 -What's the matter? -My eyes! I can't see! 761 00:35:51,550 --> 00:35:53,118 I'm going blind! 762 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:57,389 How many fingers? 763 00:35:57,556 --> 00:36:01,055 Three? Two? Stop moving them around. 764 00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,457 You. Come here. 765 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:05,460 -What color is this? -Uh, faded pink. 766 00:36:05,464 --> 00:36:07,599 It's bright red. Thank you. 767 00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:12,467 -You have MOGAD. -Mo-what? 768 00:36:12,471 --> 00:36:14,469 You're just making up words. 769 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:15,603 -Doc, here you go. -Thanks. 770 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,472 MOGAD. It's an autoimmune disorder that can appear 771 00:36:17,476 --> 00:36:19,607 like a stroke and cause optic nerve damage. 772 00:36:19,611 --> 00:36:22,477 Why didn't my doctor in New York figure this out? 773 00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:23,478 It's unbelievably rare. 774 00:36:23,482 --> 00:36:25,480 I mean, I've never seen it before. 775 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:29,484 You walked because of the shot I gave you, not Savannah. 776 00:36:29,488 --> 00:36:30,485 I don't understand what you're saying. 777 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:32,487 I have to live with this disorder? 778 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:34,489 Yes, but it's manageable. 779 00:36:34,493 --> 00:36:35,490 I'm gonna give you a shot now 780 00:36:35,494 --> 00:36:36,491 that'll get you walking and seeing. 781 00:36:36,495 --> 00:36:37,659 I want your doctor in New York to call me, 782 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:40,495 and with some PT and meds, you're gonna be fine. 783 00:36:40,499 --> 00:36:43,498 So you actually are Carson Macleish, 784 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:44,499 the famous food critic. 785 00:36:44,503 --> 00:36:47,539 Absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 786 00:36:48,507 --> 00:36:50,505 Just try the scallops. Please. 787 00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:53,508 The whack job can actually make a really nice dish. 788 00:36:53,512 --> 00:36:55,209 I am... 789 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,511 Yes. 790 00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:58,517 Isn't that your job? 791 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:01,520 Fine. 792 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:05,019 It's Mark. He needs backup at Irma's. 793 00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:06,187 What? 794 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:07,726 Irma's? 795 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:12,494 So, about that review... 796 00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:14,161 I'm not Carson Macleish! 797 00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,400 So that's a no... 798 00:37:16,535 --> 00:37:20,502 -You almost burned my ear off! -And I'm still orange! 799 00:37:20,506 --> 00:37:22,407 -And you brought back my gout! -I don't... 800 00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:26,641 Okay, everyone calm down. 801 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:29,844 Hey, everyone, hey, hey! Everyone, calm down. Calm down. 802 00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:34,382 Okay, this little lady's just trying to go on a date tonight. 803 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:35,517 Oh, uh, no, no, no. 804 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:36,751 Sorry, Mark, but, um, I gotta go. 805 00:37:36,755 --> 00:37:40,522 -Go? What do you mean, go? -She's a con artist, Mark. 806 00:37:40,526 --> 00:37:43,525 She didn't make that woman walk. Doc did. 807 00:37:43,529 --> 00:37:45,259 -Is that true? -Well, 808 00:37:45,263 --> 00:37:46,528 I didn't wanna hurt anybody. 809 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:47,529 People were only coming to me 810 00:37:47,533 --> 00:37:50,532 because he wasn't listening to anyone. 811 00:37:50,536 --> 00:37:51,533 You know, if you were a little nicer, 812 00:37:51,537 --> 00:37:52,534 if you spent a little bit more time 813 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:53,535 showing people that you care, 814 00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:55,537 none of this would have happened. 815 00:37:55,541 --> 00:37:57,743 You made me possible. 816 00:37:58,544 --> 00:38:00,542 Well, what about me? Is that fake, too? 817 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,444 Like, am I just another one of your scams? 818 00:38:02,448 --> 00:38:05,450 No, Mark. You seem like a really nice guy. 819 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,454 Wait. 820 00:38:12,458 --> 00:38:14,522 Oh! Oh, Marky! Mark! 821 00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:19,461 We got an all-points bulletin. Savannah broke parole. 822 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,767 She's wanted by the state police. 823 00:38:33,479 --> 00:38:35,480 This is kind of hot, though, right? 824 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:41,483 Right here, in the back seat. 825 00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:43,054 Okay. 826 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:52,494 Listen, Doc, the thing I've been trying 827 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:55,634 -to tell you all day is... -Mm-hmm? 828 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:58,500 I sorta did it with Eden. 829 00:38:58,504 --> 00:39:01,503 And when I say "sorta," I mean we did it. 830 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:03,471 Right as she was leaving town. 831 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:06,474 A little horizontal rumba, and then vertical. 832 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:08,476 And actually, at one point, diagonal. 833 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:13,481 But I know that it hurt me when you smooched Louisa, 834 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:15,483 but I just want you to know that I know 835 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,485 that this hurts you so much more, I'm sure. 836 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:21,489 So I'm sorry, buddy. I really am sorry. 837 00:39:21,493 --> 00:39:24,195 I just felt like I needed to be open and honest. 838 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:26,498 A nine-year-old taught me that. 839 00:39:29,435 --> 00:39:31,499 -Diagonal? -No need to dwell. 840 00:39:31,503 --> 00:39:33,300 -Hmm. -You think we'll be able 841 00:39:33,304 --> 00:39:34,335 to get past this? 842 00:39:34,339 --> 00:39:35,670 -I am open to counseling. -Yeah, no, I do. I do. 843 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:38,506 Uh, look, I'm glad you felt you could talk to me. 844 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:41,175 Well, I didn't, but I had to, anyways. 845 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:42,147 Ah. 846 00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:44,512 Hey, Mark? 847 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:47,686 Do you think we could get ice cream on the way to prison? 848 00:39:49,521 --> 00:39:51,457 I'm gonna get you one cone. 849 00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:54,522 Oh, their first date. 850 00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:57,361 Well, the next will be in five to ten years, so. 851 00:39:58,530 --> 00:40:00,528 Hey, what happened with your commercial? 852 00:40:00,532 --> 00:40:02,530 -Oh, I booked it! -Oh! 853 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:05,399 Congratulations! 854 00:40:05,403 --> 00:40:07,535 I'm Tickled Pink. 855 00:40:07,539 --> 00:40:08,707 Hey, Martin. 856 00:40:09,541 --> 00:40:10,538 You did good. 857 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:13,541 No, I didn't. She's right. 858 00:40:13,545 --> 00:40:16,544 I told you I'm not a people person, but... 859 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,546 unfortunately, I do treat people. 860 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,251 Martin... 861 00:40:42,073 --> 00:40:43,571 Oh, no. 862 00:40:43,575 --> 00:40:44,572 Eeyore, what now? 863 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:47,441 What, you wanna call me a nitwit again? 864 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,547 No. 865 00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:57,184 Why are you delaying your chemo? 866 00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:58,289 Really. 867 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,524 I told you. I'm busy. 868 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:04,062 Now tell me the real reason. 869 00:41:07,533 --> 00:41:08,600 I am listening. 870 00:41:11,537 --> 00:41:13,271 Who wants to lose all his hair? 871 00:41:15,541 --> 00:41:17,943 And get sick all alone? 872 00:41:18,544 --> 00:41:22,544 My... my kid's headin' to college. 873 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:24,449 And, uh, my wife... 874 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:28,954 well, it didn't work out so well. 875 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,554 It's just gonna be me, 876 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:35,557 throwing up and bald in the house. 877 00:41:35,561 --> 00:41:38,329 A house I spent years building... 878 00:41:39,297 --> 00:41:40,331 for my family. 879 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:43,401 They're all gone. 880 00:41:46,404 --> 00:41:47,906 Sounds fun, right? 881 00:41:50,475 --> 00:41:51,509 Sounds hard. 882 00:41:53,579 --> 00:41:54,780 But, um... 883 00:41:56,081 --> 00:41:57,148 Look. 884 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:01,953 I will be here... 885 00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:04,322 for you... 886 00:42:05,490 --> 00:42:07,092 should you need me. 887 00:42:09,995 --> 00:42:11,196 Wow. 888 00:42:12,497 --> 00:42:14,195 That couldn't have been easy for you. 889 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:15,162 No. 890 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,703 I felt a little nauseous as I was saying it. 891 00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:25,010 Yeah, well... 892 00:42:25,510 --> 00:42:29,047 I'll... I'll make the chemo appointment. 893 00:42:31,349 --> 00:42:32,383 Okay. 894 00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,518 But you're still an ass, Eeyore. 895 00:42:37,522 --> 00:42:39,523 Got that right, nitwit. 896 00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:48,233 Got that right.