1 00:01:51,894 --> 00:01:54,260 As magistrate of this village... 2 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:58,994 it is my duty to warn you that Hi Chung, the bandit, is on his way here. 3 00:01:59,068 --> 00:02:01,002 Thank you for telling us. 4 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:04,335 - Shall I pack? - No. 5 00:02:04,406 --> 00:02:08,240 - But, Alfred- - We are missionaries. 6 00:02:08,310 --> 00:02:11,837 Providence sent us here to fight evil, not flee from it. 7 00:02:11,914 --> 00:02:16,351 Will you allow me to take little Ching-Ching out of harm's way? 8 00:02:16,418 --> 00:02:19,683 Barbara will remain here with us. 9 00:02:19,755 --> 00:02:22,690 And I wish you would not refer to her as Ching-Ching. 10 00:02:22,758 --> 00:02:27,559 Mr. Kruikshank, you may do as you wish with your own life... 11 00:02:27,629 --> 00:02:31,793 but Ching- Barbara is a child. 12 00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:35,200 Her honorable parents were my friends. 13 00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:37,261 I know... 14 00:02:37,339 --> 00:02:40,274 but they did not desert their post when danger threatened. 15 00:02:40,342 --> 00:02:44,073 No. And they were killed. 16 00:02:45,647 --> 00:02:48,741 Please. Alfred. 17 00:02:48,817 --> 00:02:51,285 I have decided. 18 00:03:28,657 --> 00:03:30,955 Greetings, most honorable Sun Lo. 19 00:03:31,026 --> 00:03:33,517 Greetings, Ching-Ching. 20 00:03:33,595 --> 00:03:36,621 May your shadow lengthen always in the sun of happiness. 21 00:03:36,698 --> 00:03:39,633 Thank you. 22 00:03:39,701 --> 00:03:43,603 May the bird of prosperity continue to nest in your rooftop. 23 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:59,387 I hope you will always remember the sayings of our wise men. 24 00:03:59,455 --> 00:04:02,288 I will because you taught them to me. 25 00:04:02,357 --> 00:04:06,851 It was a great privilege to instruct the daughter of my friends- 26 00:04:06,929 --> 00:04:09,022 your honorable father and mother. 27 00:04:09,097 --> 00:04:13,056 Friendship is a tree of shelter from the rains of trouble. 28 00:04:13,135 --> 00:04:15,160 Yes. 29 00:04:15,237 --> 00:04:18,297 And so it is my wish to protect you from trouble... 30 00:04:18,373 --> 00:04:20,364 that may be here very soon. 31 00:04:20,442 --> 00:04:23,809 - What kind of trouble? - Bad men. 32 00:04:23,879 --> 00:04:26,746 - There will be looting and destruction. - Oh! 33 00:04:26,815 --> 00:04:29,113 I have arranged for Chang to take you... 34 00:04:29,184 --> 00:04:32,415 to the home of my honorable brother in Shanghai. 35 00:04:32,488 --> 00:04:34,888 Shanghai? Oh, that's wonderful! 36 00:04:34,957 --> 00:04:38,688 I remember all the beautiful stories my daddy used to tell me about it. 37 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,990 But... 38 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:44,794 I'm afraid I'll have to ask Mr. Kruikshank for his permission. 39 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,995 You know, he's awfully strict with me. 40 00:04:48,070 --> 00:04:50,800 Don't worry about that, my little one. 41 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:53,706 I will satisfactorily explain for you. 42 00:04:53,775 --> 00:04:57,472 You will? Oh, thank you, most honorable Sun Lo. 43 00:05:15,864 --> 00:05:18,594 Good-bye, my little friend. 44 00:05:18,667 --> 00:05:21,227 I shall see you very soon. 45 00:05:21,303 --> 00:05:23,669 And until then, the memory of you... 46 00:05:23,739 --> 00:05:26,572 will bloom like a flower in the garden of my heart. 47 00:07:15,484 --> 00:07:18,419 Shh. I know you're hungry, but stop barking. 48 00:07:18,487 --> 00:07:21,149 Your stomach has no ears. 49 00:07:31,266 --> 00:07:33,257 Where's Chang? 50 00:07:36,972 --> 00:07:38,997 Chang. 51 00:07:39,074 --> 00:07:41,065 Oh, Chang. 52 00:07:41,143 --> 00:07:43,839 Chang. 53 00:07:43,912 --> 00:07:45,903 I guess he went for breakfast. 54 00:07:45,981 --> 00:07:49,007 And that's what you want, isn't it? 55 00:07:49,084 --> 00:07:51,018 Hey! Hey! 56 00:08:25,754 --> 00:08:30,418 As Sun Lo says, "One cannot eat gold, but one cannot eat without it. " 57 00:08:46,241 --> 00:08:50,109 Come on, Mr. Wu. We'll find something to eat. 58 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,145 No, no, no. 59 00:09:34,222 --> 00:09:36,850 Is there anyone here who speaks English? I want to buy something. 60 00:09:40,295 --> 00:09:42,593 Look, I want to buy... 61 00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:44,996 a dragon's head. 62 00:09:45,066 --> 00:09:48,467 Head. Though I can't imagine why. 63 00:09:53,742 --> 00:09:57,473 No. Me likee buy one piecee dragon head. 64 00:09:57,546 --> 00:10:00,743 Catch on? 65 00:10:00,816 --> 00:10:03,614 Lookee. Dragon. 66 00:10:03,685 --> 00:10:05,653 Head. See? 67 00:10:07,556 --> 00:10:10,150 Isn't there anyone around here who can understand English? 68 00:10:10,225 --> 00:10:12,420 I can, mister. 69 00:10:14,129 --> 00:10:16,063 Well, hello there. 70 00:10:16,131 --> 00:10:18,895 You wouldn't by any chance be able to understand Chinese too, would you? 71 00:10:27,309 --> 00:10:29,504 Can you ask him how much he wants for this? 72 00:10:34,282 --> 00:10:36,216 He says $15. 73 00:10:36,284 --> 00:10:38,218 - Fifteen dollars. - No, no! 74 00:10:45,293 --> 00:10:48,751 - What's wrong now? - He's trying to cheat you. 75 00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:51,094 The price is five dollars. Look. 76 00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:56,364 Oh, yes, so it is. 77 00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:59,566 Five dollars. 78 00:11:04,713 --> 00:11:06,647 Huh? 79 00:11:06,715 --> 00:11:09,707 As Sun Lo says, "All things have two prices. 80 00:11:09,784 --> 00:11:12,378 One for the foolish. " 81 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:15,946 You know, you look so young, but you talk so old. 82 00:11:16,024 --> 00:11:19,084 - How come? - In a junk from Sanchow. 83 00:11:20,095 --> 00:11:22,723 No, I meant how come you- Oh, well. 84 00:11:22,797 --> 00:11:25,823 I guess we don't talk the same language- in more ways than one. 85 00:11:25,901 --> 00:11:28,961 You've been so nice to me. I'd like to buy you something. 86 00:11:29,037 --> 00:11:31,164 What shall it be? 87 00:11:31,239 --> 00:11:33,366 Come on. What would you like? 88 00:11:33,441 --> 00:11:35,375 A soup bone. 89 00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:38,606 - A what? - A soup bone for my dog. 90 00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:40,614 He's awful hungry. 91 00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:43,617 You'll never get ahead in life if you go around asking for bones. 92 00:11:43,685 --> 00:11:45,983 Look, do you think your mother would mind... 93 00:11:46,054 --> 00:11:48,284 if you, uh, joined us in a soup bone? 94 00:11:48,356 --> 00:11:50,916 I haven't got any mother. 95 00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:52,926 Oh. 96 00:11:53,929 --> 00:11:56,124 Well, your father or family? 97 00:11:56,197 --> 00:12:00,133 - I haven't any family. I haven't even got Chang. - Who's Chang? 98 00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:03,500 He brought me from Sanchow, and then he ran away with my money. 99 00:12:03,571 --> 00:12:06,904 Oh, a lady in distress. Just my specialty. 100 00:12:06,975 --> 00:12:08,909 Well, you come along with us to lunch... 101 00:12:08,977 --> 00:12:10,968 and then you can tell me all about it. 102 00:12:12,113 --> 00:12:14,809 Thank you, but I couldn't eat any lunch. 103 00:12:14,883 --> 00:12:17,181 - Why not? - 'Cause I haven't had breakfast yet. 104 00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,278 Madam. 105 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,280 Menu, please. 106 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,680 There's the menu up there. 107 00:12:51,786 --> 00:12:54,983 - No, it's all Greek to me. - No, it's Chinese. 108 00:12:56,658 --> 00:12:59,456 Well, you go ahead and order for Mr. Wu and your Uncle Tommy. 109 00:12:59,527 --> 00:13:01,586 All right. 110 00:13:20,315 --> 00:13:22,875 Those things cost a lot. Have you got enough money? 111 00:13:22,951 --> 00:13:24,885 Too much, so I'm told. 112 00:13:28,323 --> 00:13:31,019 I told him to make it two soup bones. 113 00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:37,521 Do you live here, Uncle Tommy? 114 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:40,124 No. I'm just here for today. My boat sails tonight. 115 00:13:40,201 --> 00:13:45,104 - Going home? - No. Just traveling around. No place in particular. 116 00:13:45,173 --> 00:13:49,269 - You must be an orphan too. - No, unfortunately not. 117 00:13:49,344 --> 00:13:52,438 You mean you don't like your father and mother? 118 00:13:52,514 --> 00:13:55,039 Well, it seems that we get along better... 119 00:13:55,116 --> 00:13:57,414 with a couple of thousand miles between us. 120 00:13:57,485 --> 00:13:59,817 So there they are, and here I am... 121 00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:03,619 and everybody's happy... more or less. 122 00:14:06,194 --> 00:14:08,185 There you are, Mr. Wu. 123 00:14:09,664 --> 00:14:13,623 Tsk, tsk, tsk. You certainly are extravagant, Ching-Ching. 124 00:14:13,701 --> 00:14:15,669 Thank you. 125 00:14:15,737 --> 00:14:17,728 What's "stravagant" mean, Uncle Tommy? 126 00:14:19,307 --> 00:14:21,241 That means you're pretty nice. 127 00:14:21,309 --> 00:14:24,801 - Then I think you're stravagant too. - Thank you. 128 00:14:28,883 --> 00:14:30,817 I promised to pick up some friends here. 129 00:14:30,885 --> 00:14:33,752 Before I drive them back to the boat, I'm gonna get you straightened out. 130 00:14:33,822 --> 00:14:37,155 - Will you wait? - Sun Lo says, "Patience is like wealth. 131 00:14:37,225 --> 00:14:39,659 Many talk about it, but few possess it. " 132 00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:42,491 Sun Lo's quite a conversationalist, isn't he? 133 00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:45,727 - I don't know, but he talks a lot. - Aw. 134 00:14:58,313 --> 00:15:02,010 Ah! Hail to the chief! 135 00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,812 - Hello, Tommy! - Kay. 136 00:15:03,885 --> 00:15:05,614 - Tommy, darling. - Dora. 137 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,621 - Ah! - Colonel, have you been drinking? 138 00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,680 Oh, a mere aperitif. A soupçon of brandy. 139 00:15:09,757 --> 00:15:11,691 Yes, master? 140 00:15:11,759 --> 00:15:14,455 Bring us flagons of your rarest nectar... 141 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,554 and bring it with the speed of an antelope. 142 00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:18,861 We perish. We swoon. 143 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:21,527 Yes, master. Black Label all around? 144 00:15:21,603 --> 00:15:23,628 - Right. - Not for me. 145 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,165 Do these old ears hear aright? 146 00:15:27,242 --> 00:15:31,076 Could it be possible that Thomas, the pride of the Randalls, has refused a drink? 147 00:15:31,146 --> 00:15:33,205 - Right. - My boy, are you ill? 148 00:15:33,281 --> 00:15:37,183 Uh-uh. In fact, I'm still under the spell of a good woman. 149 00:15:42,457 --> 00:15:44,687 Mr. Wu! Mr. Wu! 150 00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:46,750 You come back here this very minute. 151 00:15:48,563 --> 00:15:51,430 Mr. Wu! 152 00:15:51,499 --> 00:15:53,763 Mr. Wu! Mr. Wu! 153 00:15:53,835 --> 00:15:56,998 Tell me, Tommy, now where did you find this good woman? 154 00:15:57,071 --> 00:15:59,232 I didn't know there were any more left. 155 00:15:59,307 --> 00:16:02,606 Well, come on outside, and I'll introduce you. But remember, I saw her first. 156 00:16:02,677 --> 00:16:04,975 What about us? Can't we go too? 157 00:16:05,046 --> 00:16:07,037 Sure. Come on. It'll do you good. 158 00:16:10,451 --> 00:16:12,476 Now, remember, Colonel, none of your Rabelaisian lip. 159 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:14,488 This girl has led a very sheltered life. 160 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:16,581 My good fellow, as if I ever said anything... 161 00:16:16,658 --> 00:16:19,149 that would raise a faint blush on the cheek of- 162 00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:21,161 Hmm. Looks like she stood you up. 163 00:16:21,229 --> 00:16:23,424 Nice goings-on, I must say. 164 00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:25,693 Ah, here she is. Hey. 165 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,497 Why don't you go all the way in? Maybe she's down cellar. 166 00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,733 - That's funny. - Well, at least she left you the car. 167 00:16:31,806 --> 00:16:34,138 Sometimes they don't even do that. 168 00:16:34,209 --> 00:16:37,337 - She must be around someplace. - Come on. Let's go on in. 169 00:16:37,412 --> 00:16:40,074 When you find her, just yell, because we'll be at the bar. 170 00:16:41,616 --> 00:16:43,982 Now, let her go, lad. 171 00:16:44,052 --> 00:16:46,145 Better fish in the sea. 172 00:16:46,221 --> 00:16:50,453 You know, this reminds me of an experience I had in Kansas City. 173 00:16:50,525 --> 00:16:54,484 I met this little lady- very fine, very demure. 174 00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:57,122 Mr. Wu, you oughta be ashamed. 175 00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:34,265 Swish. Swish. 176 00:17:34,335 --> 00:17:36,963 Just like a lullaby, hey, Colonel? 177 00:17:37,038 --> 00:17:38,972 A Chinese lullaby. 178 00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:43,100 Oh, there you are, Mr. Randall, sir. 179 00:17:43,177 --> 00:17:45,509 Little Lord Fauntleroy. 180 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,605 Go away, Atkins. I don't want to talk to you. 181 00:17:47,682 --> 00:17:50,116 No, please, sir. Your car-We must get it aboard at once. 182 00:17:50,184 --> 00:17:52,175 The captain's holding up the boat, sir. 183 00:17:52,253 --> 00:17:54,483 All on account of you, Atkins. 184 00:17:54,555 --> 00:17:57,183 You're a heedless, thoughtless butterfly. 185 00:17:57,258 --> 00:17:59,852 No consideration for others. No- 186 00:18:01,429 --> 00:18:03,954 I thought so. Colonel, this man's been drinking. 187 00:18:04,032 --> 00:18:06,398 Now, please, sir, please. We must hurry, sir. Now, please. 188 00:18:06,467 --> 00:18:09,698 - See here. Oh! - Steady, Atkins. Steady. 189 00:18:09,771 --> 00:18:12,535 Now, now, Tommy. We mustn't be too harsh with him. 190 00:18:12,607 --> 00:18:14,541 I used to have an uncle that drank. 191 00:18:14,609 --> 00:18:16,600 - It's a madness in the blood. - Yeah. 192 00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,669 Please, sir. I can walk for myself, sir. 193 00:18:18,746 --> 00:18:20,907 You'll be all right, but you mustn't shout like that. 194 00:18:20,982 --> 00:18:23,007 No, you've been over-imbibing, ain't ya? 195 00:18:23,084 --> 00:18:26,645 We'll get you back on the boat safe and sound. 196 00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:28,655 Really, sir. I'm quite all right. 197 00:18:28,723 --> 00:18:30,748 I can really get there by myself, thank you, sir. 198 00:18:30,825 --> 00:18:32,656 Aktins, you're a disgrace. Get in there. 199 00:18:32,727 --> 00:18:34,957 - It's quite all right. - Get in, Tommy, and hold him there. 200 00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:38,021 - I can do it all myself, sir. - The man goes out and gets drunk. 201 00:18:38,099 --> 00:18:40,533 - I'm not drunk. I assure you. - Are you sober enough to drive? 202 00:18:40,601 --> 00:18:42,535 - I'm all right, sir. - Look out! 203 00:19:48,603 --> 00:19:50,764 I could've sworn I heard something. 204 00:19:50,838 --> 00:19:52,806 - I bet it's a stowaway. - Who's there? 205 00:19:57,812 --> 00:20:01,942 If there's anybody down here, let's find 'em. 206 00:20:04,118 --> 00:20:06,848 You search behind the sacks. You too. 207 00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:09,412 You check behind the cars. 208 00:20:45,693 --> 00:20:47,627 Steward! Steward! 209 00:21:01,275 --> 00:21:03,800 We found a stowaway in the hold, sir. But he got away. 210 00:21:03,878 --> 00:21:06,278 Very well. 211 00:21:06,347 --> 00:21:08,838 Jenkins, spread a general alarm. 212 00:21:08,916 --> 00:21:11,714 - We seem to have stowaways aboard. - At once, sir. 213 00:21:18,559 --> 00:21:20,550 Come in. 214 00:21:26,968 --> 00:21:30,301 - Right there, steward. - Yes, missy. 215 00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:32,839 You were told to watch for stowaways before we sailed. 216 00:21:32,907 --> 00:21:36,570 - I did, sir. - Well, if we find one, you'll be out of a job. 217 00:21:36,644 --> 00:21:40,045 You can come back for these things in half an hour, steward. 218 00:21:40,114 --> 00:21:42,048 Yes, missy. 219 00:21:53,461 --> 00:21:55,452 And mind you, he was only 12. 220 00:21:55,530 --> 00:21:57,464 Richard spoke up as quick as a flash. 221 00:21:57,532 --> 00:21:59,523 And what do you think he said, Susan? 222 00:22:00,635 --> 00:22:02,762 He said, "You may use my bicycle, Geraldine. 223 00:22:02,837 --> 00:22:06,295 I love sport, but I love the principles of manhood more. " 224 00:22:06,374 --> 00:22:09,741 Oh. I'm afraid I'm boring you. 225 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:13,439 I'm sorry, Mrs. Hope, but Richard told me that story three times. 226 00:22:13,514 --> 00:22:17,006 And you've told it- - I tell it not because Richard happens to be my son. 227 00:22:17,084 --> 00:22:19,211 I tell it merely because I believe that you... 228 00:22:19,287 --> 00:22:22,085 as his future wife, might be interested. 229 00:22:22,156 --> 00:22:25,717 Apparently, I was mistaken. Mark my words, Susan. 230 00:22:25,793 --> 00:22:28,523 The time will come when you'll be just as devoted to Richard- 231 00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:30,996 But I am devoted to him. Only- 232 00:22:31,065 --> 00:22:35,126 Only you have a peculiar way of demonstrating your devotion. 233 00:22:35,202 --> 00:22:37,170 Hmm! 234 00:22:39,507 --> 00:22:42,271 Oh! Who's in there? 235 00:22:44,712 --> 00:22:46,475 Help! 236 00:22:46,547 --> 00:22:48,606 Help! Help! 237 00:22:48,683 --> 00:22:50,651 - What happened? - There's a man in there! 238 00:22:50,718 --> 00:22:52,413 - What's wrong? - There's a man in there. 239 00:22:52,486 --> 00:22:54,181 - The stowaway. - He growled at me. 240 00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:56,587 Come out of there! 241 00:22:56,657 --> 00:22:59,421 Come out of there, or I'll blow you out! 242 00:23:12,573 --> 00:23:14,507 Well, I'll be. 243 00:23:17,812 --> 00:23:20,110 Oh, the poor little thing. We frightened her. 244 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:22,172 She's frightened us. 245 00:23:22,249 --> 00:23:24,183 What's your name? 246 00:23:24,251 --> 00:23:27,516 - In Chinese or American? - What? 247 00:23:27,588 --> 00:23:29,988 In American, it's Barbara Stewart. 248 00:23:30,057 --> 00:23:32,184 And in Chinese, it's Ching-Ching. 249 00:23:32,259 --> 00:23:35,126 - What are you doing here? - Hiding. 250 00:23:35,196 --> 00:23:37,687 Hiding. Why? 251 00:23:37,765 --> 00:23:40,632 The man said I was a stowaway. 252 00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:42,635 Well, are you? 253 00:23:42,703 --> 00:23:45,501 L- I guess so. 254 00:23:45,573 --> 00:23:47,507 What's a stowaway? 255 00:23:47,575 --> 00:23:50,408 Say, how did you ever get on this ship anyway? 256 00:23:50,478 --> 00:23:52,412 I don't know. 257 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:54,710 I never heard of such a thing in all my life. 258 00:23:54,782 --> 00:23:56,716 I can't understand it. 259 00:23:56,784 --> 00:23:59,776 - Neither can I. - Oh! Please don't be impertinent. 260 00:23:59,854 --> 00:24:01,788 Oh, she didn't mean to be. 261 00:24:01,856 --> 00:24:03,983 - Did you, dear? - No, I didn't. 262 00:24:04,058 --> 00:24:06,549 - What's all this hullabaloo about? - We found the stowaway, sir. 263 00:24:06,627 --> 00:24:08,561 - Well, where is he? - It's a she, sir. 264 00:24:08,629 --> 00:24:11,257 It's this child here. 265 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,434 What, you? 266 00:24:16,837 --> 00:24:18,828 I guess so. 267 00:24:18,906 --> 00:24:20,897 She doesn't even know how she got aboard, sir. 268 00:24:20,975 --> 00:24:23,773 Well, what am I going to do with you, young lady? 269 00:24:23,844 --> 00:24:26,574 - I'll look after her. - Oh, Susan, don't be absurd. 270 00:24:26,647 --> 00:24:28,945 - She won't be any trouble. - That's fine, Miss Parker. 271 00:24:29,016 --> 00:24:30,950 Bring her up to my quarters after lunch. 272 00:24:31,018 --> 00:24:33,953 We'll have a talk with her and see that she's returned to her people. 273 00:24:34,021 --> 00:24:36,046 - You can return to your post now, Jenkins. - Aye, sir. 274 00:24:36,123 --> 00:24:39,149 See you later, stowaway. 275 00:24:48,703 --> 00:24:54,232 Captain, can we put this, uh, animal in the kennel? 276 00:24:54,308 --> 00:24:57,072 - Oh. - Oh, they'll take good care of him. 277 00:24:57,144 --> 00:24:59,078 You'll give it a big dinner, won't you, Captain? 278 00:24:59,146 --> 00:25:01,478 Why, of course I will. Here. 279 00:25:01,549 --> 00:25:05,144 Don't you worry. I'll take care of it. 280 00:25:05,219 --> 00:25:08,245 It isn't an it, sir. It's a him. 281 00:25:14,795 --> 00:25:17,593 I've never had a dress as nice as this. 282 00:25:17,665 --> 00:25:19,724 The ship's store is full of them. 283 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:23,292 All you have to do is get this one dirty, and we'll find you another one. 284 00:25:24,438 --> 00:25:26,372 Do you think your mother will like me better... 285 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,374 now that I look so beautiful? 286 00:25:28,442 --> 00:25:31,002 - Mrs. Hope isn't my mother. - No? 287 00:25:31,078 --> 00:25:33,069 Well, that is, not yet. 288 00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,618 - See? - Yes, I see. 289 00:25:38,686 --> 00:25:41,519 Don't you think it's about time we turned the child over to the captain? 290 00:25:41,589 --> 00:25:44,558 After all, charity has its limits. 291 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:47,856 What did you mean when you said you didn't know how you got on this ship? 292 00:25:47,928 --> 00:25:51,489 - You must know. - But I don't. Honestly. 293 00:25:51,565 --> 00:25:55,934 The last thing I remember is that I fell asleep in Uncle Tommy's car. 294 00:25:56,003 --> 00:25:58,699 Uncle Tommy? Tommy who? 295 00:25:58,773 --> 00:26:00,968 Randall. Tommy Randall. 296 00:26:01,041 --> 00:26:03,771 Tommy Randall? 297 00:26:03,844 --> 00:26:05,778 Mm-hmm. 298 00:26:05,846 --> 00:26:09,441 - Why, your Uncle Tommy is on board this ship. - He is? 299 00:26:09,517 --> 00:26:13,851 I might have known you were his niece. He's a problem child too. 300 00:26:13,921 --> 00:26:15,855 I'll take you to him, Ching-Ching. 301 00:26:15,923 --> 00:26:19,518 Considering his reputation, you'd better turn her over to the captain. 302 00:26:19,593 --> 00:26:22,255 Very well. 303 00:26:22,329 --> 00:26:26,265 Well, it seems odd, but with Mr. Randall, nothing surprises me. 304 00:26:31,806 --> 00:26:34,070 - Good morning, Captain. - Good morning, Atkins. 305 00:26:37,378 --> 00:26:40,677 - We'd like to see Mr. Randall. - Mr. Randall's still asleep, sir. 306 00:26:40,748 --> 00:26:43,012 Hmm. Well, it's about time he got up. 307 00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:45,176 Mr. Randall never gets up until 2:00, sir. 308 00:26:47,254 --> 00:26:49,722 I'm sorry, but this is important, so you'd better call him. 309 00:26:49,790 --> 00:26:52,156 Mr. Randall will be very annoyed, sir. 310 00:26:52,226 --> 00:26:55,059 Supposing you tell him there's a very pretty young lady wants to see him. 311 00:26:55,129 --> 00:26:57,097 If I know Tommy Randall, that'll get him up. 312 00:26:57,164 --> 00:27:00,327 Yes, sir. I'm afraid it will, sir. 313 00:27:02,937 --> 00:27:05,565 Won't you be seated, please? 314 00:27:12,279 --> 00:27:15,771 I beg your pardon, sir. 315 00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:17,875 I beg your pardon, sir! 316 00:27:17,952 --> 00:27:20,284 Go away. Far away. 317 00:27:20,354 --> 00:27:22,686 I'm sorry, sir, but there's a young lady to see you. 318 00:27:22,756 --> 00:27:25,748 - Huh? - There's a young lady to see you, sir. 319 00:27:25,826 --> 00:27:30,263 - I think it's rather urgent. - Oh, that's bad. 320 00:27:30,331 --> 00:27:35,530 - She's very beautiful, sir. - Oh? Well, that's not so bad. 321 00:27:35,603 --> 00:27:39,300 - She has a child with her, sir. - Oh, that is bad. 322 00:27:39,373 --> 00:27:42,433 She also has the captain with her, sir. He insists on seeing you. 323 00:27:42,509 --> 00:27:44,443 Oh, that's very bad. 324 00:27:47,715 --> 00:27:49,649 Here you are, sir. 325 00:27:49,717 --> 00:27:52,242 - What's that? - Your checkbook, sir. 326 00:27:52,319 --> 00:27:56,881 Oh. 327 00:27:56,957 --> 00:28:00,825 I don't know what your game is, but it won't work. I never saw you before in my life. 328 00:28:00,895 --> 00:28:03,728 Besides, I have witnesses to account for my whereabouts for the past 27 years. 329 00:28:03,797 --> 00:28:06,561 - Mr. Randall. - Uncle Tommy. 330 00:28:06,634 --> 00:28:09,296 Ching-Ching. What on earth are you- 331 00:28:09,370 --> 00:28:12,271 Please forgive me. I'm awfully sorry. I'm not quite awake yet. 332 00:28:12,339 --> 00:28:14,330 Ching-Ching, what are you doing on this boat? 333 00:28:14,408 --> 00:28:17,343 I'm a stowaway, but I didn't mean to be. 334 00:28:17,411 --> 00:28:19,777 I just waited in your automobile like you said. 335 00:28:19,847 --> 00:28:24,045 - I went out and looked for you. - Well, you see, after a while, it started to rain. 336 00:28:24,118 --> 00:28:26,348 So I got in the back and pulled the cover down. 337 00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:28,786 Aw, you poor kid. 338 00:28:30,591 --> 00:28:34,288 - I'm awfully sorry. - But I like being a stowaway, Uncle Tommy. 339 00:28:34,361 --> 00:28:36,921 This is Susan Parker, my best friend. 340 00:28:36,997 --> 00:28:38,931 He's my best friend too. 341 00:28:40,701 --> 00:28:43,761 - How do you do? - How do you do? 342 00:28:43,837 --> 00:28:46,271 Don't you think she's stravagant? 343 00:28:46,340 --> 00:28:48,808 She's magnificent. 344 00:28:48,876 --> 00:28:50,810 Oh. Thank you. 345 00:28:50,878 --> 00:28:52,869 Charming little niece you have, Mr. Randall. 346 00:28:52,947 --> 00:28:55,279 I'm not really his niece, Susan. 347 00:28:55,349 --> 00:28:57,613 - It's just pretending. - Oh, why- 348 00:28:57,685 --> 00:29:00,085 But aren't you the child's uncle? 349 00:29:00,154 --> 00:29:03,123 No. We met in Shanghai yesterday for the first time. 350 00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:06,853 - Ching-Ching, you told me- - I didn't mean to tell a fib, Susan. 351 00:29:06,927 --> 00:29:09,657 I was just scared, and I knew Uncle Tommy would help me. 352 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:12,062 Oh, you know I will. 353 00:29:12,132 --> 00:29:14,123 I'm sorry, Captain, to have caused all this trouble... 354 00:29:14,201 --> 00:29:16,396 but I'll accept full responsibility. 355 00:29:16,470 --> 00:29:18,495 I'll be only too glad to pay for her passage. 356 00:29:18,572 --> 00:29:20,836 I'll have to communicate with her people. 357 00:29:20,908 --> 00:29:23,274 From what she tells me, she has no people. 358 00:29:23,344 --> 00:29:25,676 In fact, Captain, she has all the earmarks of a waif. 359 00:29:25,746 --> 00:29:29,182 But she must have someone. She didn't live in China by herself. 360 00:29:29,249 --> 00:29:32,343 I lived with the Kruikshanks, but they won't care if I stay here. 361 00:29:32,419 --> 00:29:34,353 Who are the Kruikshanks, dear? 362 00:29:34,421 --> 00:29:36,355 They're missionaries in Sanchow. 363 00:29:36,423 --> 00:29:40,757 Make a note of that name and get in touch with them through the American consul. 364 00:29:40,828 --> 00:29:42,762 In the meantime, Captain, I'll look after her. 365 00:29:42,830 --> 00:29:44,764 And this time, I really mean it. 366 00:29:44,832 --> 00:29:48,063 I'm inclined to think that Miss Parker would be better company for the child. 367 00:29:48,135 --> 00:29:51,104 Oh, he's good company too. 368 00:29:51,171 --> 00:29:53,503 Well, now maybe you had better go with Miss Parker. 369 00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:55,508 You can call her Susan, like I do. 370 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:57,544 Can't he, Susan? 371 00:29:57,611 --> 00:29:59,841 Well, I suppose so. 372 00:29:59,913 --> 00:30:02,211 Well, I'll see you later then, Ching-Ching. 373 00:30:02,282 --> 00:30:06,116 - And, I hope, you too, Susan. - Thank you. 374 00:30:09,690 --> 00:30:11,817 - Bye, Uncle Tommy. - Good-bye, darling. 375 00:30:11,892 --> 00:30:16,991 Good-bye, Uncle Tommy. 376 00:30:17,064 --> 00:30:19,055 Uncle Tom's cabin. 377 00:30:33,881 --> 00:30:37,044 - I can't understand it, Atkins. - Understand what, sir? 378 00:30:37,117 --> 00:30:39,142 Your gross neglect of your duties. 379 00:30:39,219 --> 00:30:42,450 The most beautiful girl in the world is on this ship, and you never told me. 380 00:30:42,523 --> 00:30:44,457 Men have been court-martialed for less. 381 00:30:44,525 --> 00:30:47,688 Begging your pardon, sir, but you don't usually have to be told. 382 00:30:47,761 --> 00:30:50,821 Oh. Who is she? 383 00:30:50,898 --> 00:30:54,197 I don't know, sir, but you met her mother in the dining room on Monday night. 384 00:30:54,268 --> 00:30:57,032 - I did? - Unhappily, sir. 385 00:30:57,104 --> 00:30:59,902 - I didn't, uh- 386 00:30:59,973 --> 00:31:01,964 You did, sir. 387 00:31:03,677 --> 00:31:08,478 - Let me have it, Atkins. - You emptied a bottle of champagne in her lap, sir. 388 00:31:30,104 --> 00:31:32,095 Now, now. Come, come, Atkins. 389 00:31:32,172 --> 00:31:34,163 You can do better than that. You're not even trying. 390 00:31:34,241 --> 00:31:36,573 I thought it was rather good, sir. 391 00:31:36,643 --> 00:31:39,635 Perhaps you can suggest something else that I can imitate better. 392 00:31:41,048 --> 00:31:44,017 Well, let me see. Oh- 393 00:31:45,486 --> 00:31:47,920 - Sleepy? - Mm-hmm. 394 00:31:47,988 --> 00:31:50,286 Why, it's not 10:00 yet. The shank of the evening. 395 00:31:50,357 --> 00:31:52,848 You'll never be popular if you fold up right after dinner. 396 00:31:52,926 --> 00:31:55,053 Begging your pardon, sir... 397 00:31:55,129 --> 00:31:57,256 but I think it's customary for little children... 398 00:31:57,331 --> 00:31:59,458 to retire rather early. 399 00:31:59,533 --> 00:32:01,728 Is it really your bedtime, Ching-Ching? 400 00:32:01,802 --> 00:32:03,736 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 401 00:32:03,804 --> 00:32:05,795 Atkins, prepare Miss Ching-Ching for bed. 402 00:32:05,873 --> 00:32:07,500 Me, sir? 403 00:32:07,574 --> 00:32:10,668 - I don't know anything about undressing children. - Sir, I've never done this. 404 00:32:10,744 --> 00:32:14,305 - There always has to be a first time for everything. - Oh, sir, this is very awkward. 405 00:32:14,381 --> 00:32:18,579 Please, Uncle Tommy. I can undress myself. I always do. 406 00:32:18,652 --> 00:32:21,917 - I wish I could say the same. - Oh, thank you, miss. 407 00:32:27,794 --> 00:32:30,262 Now you close your eyes. Come on. 408 00:32:30,330 --> 00:32:32,355 Atkins, a lullaby for Miss Ching-Ching. 409 00:32:32,432 --> 00:32:34,832 A what, sir? 410 00:32:34,902 --> 00:32:36,836 A lullaby. 411 00:32:36,904 --> 00:32:39,464 You know, a vocal Mickey Finn. 412 00:32:39,540 --> 00:32:42,134 Sir, I can't sing a lullaby. 413 00:32:42,209 --> 00:32:45,201 Atkins, you're one of the most untalented persons I've ever met. 414 00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:47,213 You can't do imitations. You can't sing. 415 00:32:47,281 --> 00:32:49,215 How do you ever entertain your friends? 416 00:32:49,283 --> 00:32:52,514 - I can try, sir. - Very well. Start crooning. 417 00:32:52,586 --> 00:32:54,520 One, two- 418 00:32:54,588 --> 00:32:58,217 ♪Lullaby baby on the treetop♪ 419 00:32:58,292 --> 00:33:01,625 ♪Poor lullaby baby on the treetop♪ 420 00:33:01,695 --> 00:33:04,459 ♪Poor lull♪ - Oh, please, please, please. You'll give her nightmares. 421 00:33:05,699 --> 00:33:08,964 Perhaps you could do better yourself, sir. 422 00:33:11,505 --> 00:33:14,599 ♪Rock-a-bye, baby♪ 423 00:33:14,675 --> 00:33:18,575 ♪On♪ 424 00:33:18,645 --> 00:33:20,579 I guess I'm not in very good voice tonight. 425 00:33:20,647 --> 00:33:25,141 I know a lullaby my mommy used to sing me. I'll teach it to you. 426 00:33:25,219 --> 00:33:27,153 Things have come to a pretty pass... 427 00:33:27,221 --> 00:33:29,155 when a baby has to sing herself to sleep. 428 00:33:29,223 --> 00:33:31,157 Sit down, Atkins. 429 00:33:31,225 --> 00:33:33,557 Very well, Ching-Ching. Go ahead. 430 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:38,857 ♪Good night, my love♪ 431 00:33:38,932 --> 00:33:43,460 ♪Your mommy is kneeling beside you♪ 432 00:33:43,537 --> 00:33:48,031 ♪Good night, my love♪ 433 00:33:48,108 --> 00:33:52,374 ♪To dreamland the sandman will guide you♪ 434 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:56,781 ♪Come now, you sleepyhead♪ 435 00:33:56,850 --> 00:34:00,183 ♪Close your eyes Go to bed♪ 436 00:34:01,755 --> 00:34:05,156 ♪My precious sleepyhead♪ 437 00:34:05,225 --> 00:34:07,955 ♪You must play♪ 438 00:34:08,028 --> 00:34:10,656 ♪Peekaboo♪ 439 00:34:10,731 --> 00:34:15,259 ♪Good night, my love♪ 440 00:34:15,335 --> 00:34:19,169 ♪Your little Dutch dolly is yawning♪ 441 00:34:19,239 --> 00:34:24,336 ♪Good night, my love♪ 442 00:34:24,411 --> 00:34:29,678 ♪Your teddy bear called it a day♪ 443 00:34:29,750 --> 00:34:33,652 ♪Your dog is fast asleep♪ 444 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,587 Tsk, tsk. ♪My, but he's smart♪ 445 00:34:38,258 --> 00:34:42,854 ♪Sleep tight, my love♪ 446 00:34:42,929 --> 00:34:47,491 ♪Good night, my love♪ 447 00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:52,834 ♪God bless you Pleasant dreams♪ 448 00:34:52,906 --> 00:34:56,000 ♪Sweetheart♪ 449 00:35:11,091 --> 00:35:12,888 - Shall I - Shh! 450 00:35:12,959 --> 00:35:15,427 I didn't make any noise. 451 00:35:24,604 --> 00:35:26,765 - Is she asleep? - Not yet. 452 00:35:31,011 --> 00:35:34,344 Well, you should be. Good night, darling. 453 00:35:34,414 --> 00:35:36,974 Good night, Aunt Susan. Good night, Uncle Tommy. 454 00:35:37,050 --> 00:35:39,075 Good night, darling. 455 00:35:39,152 --> 00:35:41,882 Good night, Atkins. 456 00:35:54,968 --> 00:35:58,597 You've been very sweet to that child, Mr. Randall. 457 00:35:58,672 --> 00:36:00,606 - Good night. - Good night? 458 00:36:00,674 --> 00:36:02,699 Don't tell me you go to bed at 10:00 too? 459 00:36:02,776 --> 00:36:04,710 - Well, I- - Let me see you to your stateroom. 460 00:36:04,778 --> 00:36:07,212 - It's only four doors away. - You better let me come with you. 461 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,649 You might meet somebody. You know, footpads, thugs- people like that. 462 00:36:11,718 --> 00:36:14,744 It's not safe for a girl to be out alone after dark on the ocean. 463 00:36:32,172 --> 00:36:34,106 It's beautiful. 464 00:36:36,176 --> 00:36:38,167 Yes, beautiful. 465 00:36:38,245 --> 00:36:40,839 - And so peaceful. - Mm-hmm. 466 00:36:40,914 --> 00:36:42,905 Peaceful too. 467 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:44,974 It's really almost overdone, isn't it? 468 00:36:45,051 --> 00:36:48,885 Moonlight on the water, stars in the sky, music. 469 00:36:48,955 --> 00:36:51,788 They might have at least had the decency to omit the music. 470 00:36:53,026 --> 00:36:55,358 Yes, everything is here... 471 00:36:55,429 --> 00:36:58,694 including you... and me. 472 00:36:58,765 --> 00:37:00,756 Taken altogether, that spells romance. 473 00:37:00,834 --> 00:37:03,462 - Not for me. - Why not? 474 00:37:03,537 --> 00:37:06,597 - Well, romance takes two. - Well, there are two here. 475 00:37:06,673 --> 00:37:10,109 Yes, but not the right two. You see, I'm engaged. 476 00:37:13,013 --> 00:37:15,379 Oh. 477 00:37:15,449 --> 00:37:18,782 - To Richard Hope- Mrs. Hope's son, you know. - Yes, I know. 478 00:37:18,852 --> 00:37:22,083 He's meeting the boat at Bangkok. We're to be married there. 479 00:37:22,155 --> 00:37:25,249 Mm-hmm? And why Bangkok? 480 00:37:25,325 --> 00:37:27,987 Well, he lives there. He's with an exporting firm. 481 00:37:28,061 --> 00:37:32,293 - Exporting what? - Oh, ivory, apes, peacocks. 482 00:37:32,365 --> 00:37:34,663 Things like that. 483 00:37:34,734 --> 00:37:38,500 He came out here two years ago, and he's worked very hard. 484 00:37:38,572 --> 00:37:40,733 You mean to say you've been engaged for two years... 485 00:37:40,807 --> 00:37:44,368 and you haven't seen him in all that time? 486 00:37:44,444 --> 00:37:47,811 Oh, you Latins. What a hot-blooded race you are. 487 00:37:47,881 --> 00:37:50,543 Well, Richard isn't quite like that. 488 00:37:50,617 --> 00:37:52,881 Anyway, we've known each other since we were children. 489 00:37:52,953 --> 00:37:56,445 Oh, I see. Well, I must say it all sounds very lyrical. 490 00:37:56,523 --> 00:37:58,923 Well, it may not be exactly lyrical. 491 00:37:58,992 --> 00:38:01,017 Me, of course, I've never been engaged. 492 00:38:01,094 --> 00:38:03,221 Not definitely, that is. 493 00:38:03,296 --> 00:38:06,288 - But if I were to be, I'm sure I'd- - "Not definitely" is right. 494 00:38:06,366 --> 00:38:08,960 I seem to recall something in the newspapers. 495 00:38:09,035 --> 00:38:11,936 "Millionaire Playboy Sued for Breach of Promise. " 496 00:38:12,005 --> 00:38:15,839 Oh, I practically won that suit. She only got $10,000. 497 00:38:15,909 --> 00:38:18,207 Poor kid. She'd been counting on 50. 498 00:38:18,278 --> 00:38:22,237 $10,000? That's more than Richard earns in a year. 499 00:38:22,315 --> 00:38:24,715 Oh, you shouldn't be so narrow. 500 00:38:24,784 --> 00:38:27,878 After all, I can't help it if I've been cursed with wealth. 501 00:38:27,954 --> 00:38:31,685 Not that it isn't as nice a curse as anyone could ask for. 502 00:38:31,758 --> 00:38:33,692 Have you ever worked for a living? 503 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:37,161 - Pardon? - You know, work-what most people do. 504 00:38:37,230 --> 00:38:40,563 Oh, work. Of course. Of course. I worked for my father, and- 505 00:38:40,634 --> 00:38:43,364 Why should I take a job away from someone else who needs it? 506 00:38:43,436 --> 00:38:46,530 I sacrifice myself for the good of humanity. See? 507 00:38:48,742 --> 00:38:51,210 Do you know what you are? 508 00:38:51,278 --> 00:38:54,111 No, but I have an uneasy feeling you're about to tell me. 509 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:56,375 - You're a museum piece. - What? 510 00:38:56,449 --> 00:38:59,680 You should be in a glass case in an exhibit of the Terrible Twenties... 511 00:38:59,753 --> 00:39:01,744 with a cocktail shaker in your hand... 512 00:39:01,821 --> 00:39:04,346 and your shirtfront scrawled with chorus girls' telephone numbers... 513 00:39:04,424 --> 00:39:08,053 and a label: "Playboy, B.C. - Before the crash. 514 00:39:08,128 --> 00:39:11,063 Former habitat: Broadway. Now extinct. " 515 00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:15,033 Mmm. You don't exactly pull your punches, do you? 516 00:39:15,101 --> 00:39:17,126 Would it please you to know that at the moment... 517 00:39:17,203 --> 00:39:20,070 I feel about that high and six years old? 518 00:39:21,541 --> 00:39:25,170 You should grow up. That's what I've been trying to tell you. 519 00:39:25,245 --> 00:39:27,907 Oh, but forget it. At least forget it for now. 520 00:39:27,981 --> 00:39:30,142 I'm really not a reformer always. 521 00:39:30,216 --> 00:39:32,480 Anyway, beneath that too-smooth exterior... 522 00:39:32,552 --> 00:39:34,645 beats a heart of gold, I think. 523 00:39:34,721 --> 00:39:37,588 It's beating awfully fast right now. 524 00:39:37,657 --> 00:39:39,591 Good night. 525 00:39:49,069 --> 00:39:52,903 Sing it. There's no one here but you and me... 526 00:39:52,973 --> 00:39:54,907 and the China Sea. 527 00:39:54,975 --> 00:39:58,308 Oh, but it's a love song. Just doesn't fit the occasion. 528 00:39:58,378 --> 00:40:00,312 That's all right. It's only a popular song. 529 00:40:00,380 --> 00:40:02,371 Besides, you didn't write the words. 530 00:40:02,449 --> 00:40:05,043 And I'm warning you, if you don't sing it, I will. 531 00:40:05,118 --> 00:40:07,109 You win. 532 00:40:09,522 --> 00:40:14,186 ♪Good night, my love♪ 533 00:40:14,260 --> 00:40:18,663 ♪The tired old moon is descending♪ 534 00:40:18,732 --> 00:40:22,793 ♪Good night, my love♪ 535 00:40:22,869 --> 00:40:28,034 ♪My moment with you now is ending♪ 536 00:40:28,108 --> 00:40:31,771 ♪It was so heavenly♪ 537 00:40:31,845 --> 00:40:36,805 ♪Holding you close to me♪ 538 00:40:36,883 --> 00:40:40,444 ♪It will be heavenly♪ 539 00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:45,685 ♪in a dream♪ 540 00:40:45,759 --> 00:40:49,627 ♪The stars above♪ 541 00:40:49,696 --> 00:40:54,190 ♪Have promised to meet us tomorrow♪ 542 00:40:54,267 --> 00:40:58,601 ♪Till then, my love♪ 543 00:40:58,672 --> 00:41:04,076 ♪How dreary the new day will seem♪ 544 00:41:04,144 --> 00:41:08,012 ♪So, for the present, dear♪ 545 00:41:08,081 --> 00:41:12,074 ♪We'll have to part♪ 546 00:41:12,152 --> 00:41:16,885 ♪Sleep tight, my love♪ 547 00:41:16,956 --> 00:41:21,359 ♪Good night, my love♪ 548 00:41:21,428 --> 00:41:26,331 ♪Remember that you're mine♪ 549 00:41:27,534 --> 00:41:32,369 ♪Sweetheart♪ 550 00:41:35,608 --> 00:41:37,542 Susan! 551 00:41:38,978 --> 00:41:41,412 - Uh, good night. - Good night. 552 00:41:43,616 --> 00:41:46,710 And, uh, good night to you too. 553 00:41:46,786 --> 00:41:48,720 Good night. 554 00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:04,065 - See that this is sent at once. - Yes, ma'am. 555 00:42:14,714 --> 00:42:16,648 How long do we have here, purser? 556 00:42:16,716 --> 00:42:18,741 - Twelve hours, madam. - Thank you. 557 00:42:18,818 --> 00:42:20,809 This would be nice for the little girl. 558 00:42:20,887 --> 00:42:23,287 - Do you like that, Ching-Ching? - I think it's beautiful. 559 00:42:23,356 --> 00:42:25,290 All right. We'll take that too. 560 00:42:25,358 --> 00:42:28,623 Uncle Tommy, when I get big, I'm gonna marry a man like you. 561 00:42:28,695 --> 00:42:30,629 Aren't you, Aunt Susan? 562 00:42:30,697 --> 00:42:33,291 Darling, when you grow up, there aren't gonna be any men like him. 563 00:42:33,366 --> 00:42:36,631 He's a dying race- the last of the easy spenders. 564 00:42:36,703 --> 00:42:39,035 A nice jade bracelet for the lady? 565 00:42:39,105 --> 00:42:42,268 - No, thank you. - What a perfect piece of jade. 566 00:42:42,342 --> 00:42:44,367 - It is lovely. - Good. It's all yours. Wrap it up. 567 00:42:44,444 --> 00:42:46,674 Send it to the steamer with the rest of the packages. 568 00:42:46,746 --> 00:42:49,306 - Tommy, I couldn't accept it. - It's all right, Susan. 569 00:42:49,382 --> 00:42:51,316 Mr. And Mrs. Kruikshank are good people... 570 00:42:51,384 --> 00:42:54,785 and they take anything shoes, potatoes, rice. 571 00:42:54,854 --> 00:42:56,879 See? I guess if Ching-Ching says it's all right. 572 00:42:56,956 --> 00:42:59,049 Mm-mm. Not even for Ching-Ching. 573 00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:01,059 All right, but you're being very silly. 574 00:43:01,127 --> 00:43:03,561 - You know where we're going now? - Mm-hmm. Back to the boat. 575 00:43:03,630 --> 00:43:05,894 She guessed wrong again, didn't she, Uncle Tommy? 576 00:43:05,965 --> 00:43:07,899 You said it. We're going to a show. 577 00:43:07,967 --> 00:43:10,595 - What kind of a show? - Oh, beautiful. Magnificent. 578 00:43:10,670 --> 00:43:12,661 Come in. 579 00:43:15,308 --> 00:43:17,435 - Mother! - Richard! 580 00:43:17,510 --> 00:43:19,876 - Oh. - Mmm! 581 00:43:21,281 --> 00:43:24,876 Why did you cable me? Where's Susan? She's not ill, is she? 582 00:43:24,951 --> 00:43:27,977 - Will you go up on deck and call Miss Parker? - Yes, missy. 583 00:43:28,054 --> 00:43:31,217 No, Richard, she's not ill. 584 00:43:31,291 --> 00:43:35,227 Well, why did you send for me? After all, it's not exactly an inexpensive trip. 585 00:43:35,295 --> 00:43:37,229 I know. I know, dear. 586 00:43:37,297 --> 00:43:40,858 But frankly, the situation was more than I could cope with alone. 587 00:43:40,934 --> 00:43:45,234 What do you mean? Heavens, Mother, don't build it up. 588 00:43:45,305 --> 00:43:48,206 Did you ever hear of a man named Tommy Randall? 589 00:43:48,274 --> 00:43:51,072 Randall? The name's familiar. 590 00:43:51,144 --> 00:43:54,238 - It should be. It's been in the papers often enough. - Well, what about him? 591 00:43:54,314 --> 00:43:56,248 He's on this boat. 592 00:43:56,316 --> 00:43:58,250 What's that got to do with Susan? 593 00:43:58,318 --> 00:44:00,548 Well, Richard, your mother's a woman of the world. 594 00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:02,554 You realize that. And she can tell- 595 00:44:02,622 --> 00:44:06,422 She can tell what? Heavens, Mother, we're not getting anyplace. 596 00:44:06,492 --> 00:44:09,359 Mind you, I'm not saying there's been anything wrong between them, but- 597 00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:12,762 Oh, so that's it, is it? Do you mean to say that I've flown here... 598 00:44:12,832 --> 00:44:16,199 just to be told that Susan is having a harmless little ship flirtation? 599 00:44:16,269 --> 00:44:18,931 May be harmless, and it may not. 600 00:44:19,005 --> 00:44:22,668 After all, Richard, Susan's a very headstrong young woman. 601 00:44:22,742 --> 00:44:25,609 Well, marriage will straighten her out. 602 00:44:25,678 --> 00:44:29,114 Just wait till she hears I'm the new assistant manager of the Bangkok branch. 603 00:44:29,182 --> 00:44:32,117 J.B. - J.B. Bradley, I mean. Everybody calls him J.B. - 604 00:44:32,185 --> 00:44:34,153 gave me the promotion as a wedding present. 605 00:44:34,220 --> 00:44:38,680 Just think- my boy an assistant manager. 606 00:44:38,758 --> 00:44:42,057 Why, Richard, it seems only yesterday that you were in curls. 607 00:44:42,128 --> 00:44:46,622 Well, it just shows what hard work, determination... 608 00:44:46,699 --> 00:44:48,633 Come in. 609 00:44:50,370 --> 00:44:53,897 - Too sorry. Missy have go shoreside. - Ashore? 610 00:44:53,973 --> 00:44:56,635 - Yes, missy. - Thank you. 611 00:44:56,709 --> 00:44:59,143 You see? She's with Randall now. 612 00:44:59,212 --> 00:45:02,409 I knew I was right in cabling you. A mother's instinct never fails. 613 00:45:02,482 --> 00:45:04,416 Well, what do you think I should do? 614 00:45:04,484 --> 00:45:07,146 The first thing to do is to find her. I'll get my hat. 615 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:13,782 Oh, look at the Chinese Major Bowes. 616 00:45:18,231 --> 00:45:21,462 That fella Li Ze Mon used to run a chop suey place on Broadway. 617 00:45:52,365 --> 00:45:55,300 All right, all right, all right. 618 00:46:04,978 --> 00:46:06,912 Bing Crosby. 619 00:46:06,980 --> 00:46:10,848 Ladies and gentlemen, one of our young amateurs... 620 00:46:10,917 --> 00:46:14,250 will now give you imitation of Bing Crosby. 621 00:46:35,341 --> 00:46:40,040 ♪Please lend your little ear to♪ 622 00:46:40,113 --> 00:46:42,946 ♪My pleas♪ 623 00:46:43,016 --> 00:46:45,678 ♪Lend a ray of cheer to♪ 624 00:46:45,752 --> 00:46:49,279 ♪My pleas♪ - I learned that song from Sun Lo's phonograph. 625 00:46:49,355 --> 00:46:51,346 I learned lots of them. 626 00:46:51,424 --> 00:46:52,914 ♪Me too♪ 627 00:47:03,036 --> 00:47:05,561 ♪I could find delight in♪ 628 00:47:05,638 --> 00:47:07,936 ♪Your booby-booby-boo♪ 629 00:47:26,359 --> 00:47:29,419 All right, all right, all right. 630 00:47:37,136 --> 00:47:41,470 He wants the people in the audience to get up and give imitations. 631 00:47:41,541 --> 00:47:44,237 He says there's a prize of 10 yuan. 632 00:47:46,179 --> 00:47:48,943 - Where are you going? - If I get the 10 yuan... 633 00:47:49,015 --> 00:47:51,950 then I can buy some presents for you and Uncle Tommy. 634 00:47:52,018 --> 00:47:54,919 - Ching-Ching, no. - Oh, let her go. Nothing can happen to her. 635 00:47:54,987 --> 00:47:57,455 Oh, hello. 636 00:47:57,523 --> 00:47:59,889 What can I do for you? 637 00:47:59,959 --> 00:48:02,052 You can give me the 10 yuan. 638 00:48:04,464 --> 00:48:06,398 You likee sing song? 639 00:48:06,466 --> 00:48:09,560 I would if you don't start ringing that bell. 640 00:48:09,635 --> 00:48:12,729 You know, I think that's why that other gentleman quit. 641 00:48:12,805 --> 00:48:16,571 You know American song? 642 00:48:16,642 --> 00:48:20,578 Yes, I do. It's called "You Gotta S-M-I-L-E." 643 00:48:20,646 --> 00:48:22,580 All right, Professor. 644 00:48:22,648 --> 00:48:25,481 Play "You Gotta S-M-I-L-E." 645 00:48:29,122 --> 00:48:31,920 ♪If something may upset you♪ 646 00:48:31,991 --> 00:48:34,926 ♪Don't ever let it get you down♪ 647 00:48:34,994 --> 00:48:37,258 ♪Don't wear a frown♪ 648 00:48:37,330 --> 00:48:39,662 ♪If fortune should forsake you♪ 649 00:48:39,732 --> 00:48:42,428 ♪Don't ever let it make you sigh♪ 650 00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:44,663 ♪Keep shooting high♪ 651 00:48:44,737 --> 00:48:49,606 ♪Be a crooner, not a groaner Never kick♪ 652 00:48:49,675 --> 00:48:53,304 ♪Here's a spelling lesson that will do the trick♪ 653 00:48:53,379 --> 00:48:59,340 ♪You've got to S-M-I-L-E♪ 654 00:48:59,418 --> 00:49:04,048 ♪To be H-A-double P-Y♪ 655 00:49:04,123 --> 00:49:07,718 ♪Keep it in mind when you're blue♪ 656 00:49:07,793 --> 00:49:11,126 ♪It's easy to spell and just as easy to do♪ 657 00:49:11,197 --> 00:49:15,031 ♪You've got to S-M-I-L-E♪ 658 00:49:15,101 --> 00:49:19,367 ♪It's gonna help considerably♪ 659 00:49:19,438 --> 00:49:23,238 ♪Just keep your chin up and give it a try♪ 660 00:49:23,309 --> 00:49:26,335 ♪And you'll find silver-lined clouds in the sky♪ 661 00:49:26,412 --> 00:49:30,405 ♪You've got to S-M-I-L-E♪ 662 00:49:30,483 --> 00:49:33,714 ♪To be H-A-double P-Y♪ 663 00:49:39,492 --> 00:49:42,586 Ladies and gentlemen, just for fun... 664 00:49:42,662 --> 00:49:45,756 I'd like to sing the song again the way it would be done... 665 00:49:45,831 --> 00:49:48,265 by AIJolson... 666 00:49:48,334 --> 00:49:50,928 Eddie Cantor... 667 00:49:51,003 --> 00:49:53,870 and last but not least, that swingable pair... 668 00:49:53,940 --> 00:49:57,103 Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. 669 00:49:57,176 --> 00:50:00,111 ♪You've got to♪ 670 00:50:00,179 --> 00:50:03,945 ♪S-M-I-L-E♪ 671 00:50:04,016 --> 00:50:08,453 ♪Oh, like the birdies pretty birdies up in the trees♪ 672 00:50:08,521 --> 00:50:11,285 ♪Pretty flowers April showers♪ 673 00:50:11,357 --> 00:50:14,292 ♪My mammy♪ 674 00:50:14,360 --> 00:50:16,419 ♪Life is divine♪ 675 00:50:16,495 --> 00:50:20,864 ♪At a quarter to 9:00♪ 676 00:50:20,933 --> 00:50:24,926 ♪You simply gotta S-M-I-L-E♪ 677 00:50:25,004 --> 00:50:28,303 ♪'Cause potatoes are cheaper, you see♪ 678 00:50:28,374 --> 00:50:31,901 ♪I won't spend a nickel I won't spend a sou♪ 679 00:50:31,978 --> 00:50:36,540 ♪I just want to spend one hour with you♪ 680 00:50:36,616 --> 00:50:38,550 Putt-putt-putt! 681 00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:41,143 ♪S-M-I-L-E♪ 682 00:50:41,220 --> 00:50:48,353 ♪Parkyakarkus with Ida, Mammy♪ 683 00:51:18,858 --> 00:51:21,349 Freddie. 684 00:51:39,879 --> 00:51:44,407 Well, I feel the spirit of old Sir Walter Raleigh coming out in me. 685 00:51:47,053 --> 00:51:49,385 You wait here, darling. I'll come back for you. 686 00:52:05,004 --> 00:52:07,837 Hello, Uncle Tommy! Hello, Aunt Susan! 687 00:52:20,152 --> 00:52:22,120 Psst! 688 00:52:22,188 --> 00:52:24,122 I think you better put her down. 689 00:52:24,190 --> 00:52:26,454 Oh, never can tell. Might be more water farther on. 690 00:52:26,525 --> 00:52:29,926 Richard! This is a surprise. 691 00:52:29,995 --> 00:52:32,054 Yes, it's a surprise for me too. 692 00:52:32,131 --> 00:52:34,793 - Oh. - Uh, Tommy- Mr. Randall- this is Mr. Hope. 693 00:52:34,867 --> 00:52:37,097 And this is Miss Ching-Ching Stewart. 694 00:52:37,169 --> 00:52:39,603 - Pleased to meet you. - Richard, I never thought I'd see you here. 695 00:52:39,672 --> 00:52:42,641 - Evidently not. - Weren't you surprised to see him? 696 00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:46,303 Hardly. I sent for him. 697 00:52:46,379 --> 00:52:50,145 That's marvelous. I love surprises, and usually I never get them. 698 00:52:50,216 --> 00:52:54,653 Susan, I think your friends will excuse you. 699 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:56,654 I'm sorry. I must be going now. 700 00:52:56,722 --> 00:52:58,656 You'll be awfully careful of her, won't you? 701 00:52:58,724 --> 00:53:01,625 Oh, she'll be perfectly all right. I'm sorry if I, uh- 702 00:53:01,694 --> 00:53:04,185 Oh, that's all right. Good-bye, Ching-Ching. 703 00:53:04,263 --> 00:53:06,197 Good-bye. 704 00:53:11,170 --> 00:53:13,263 You like her, don't you? 705 00:53:13,339 --> 00:53:15,603 Well, you can call it that. 706 00:53:15,674 --> 00:53:20,270 I don't see how anybody could have fun with that Mr. Hope. 707 00:53:20,346 --> 00:53:23,338 I'm afraid fun isn't everything, Ching-Ching. 708 00:53:23,416 --> 00:53:25,543 Come on. We're gonna have a good time. 709 00:53:27,853 --> 00:53:31,084 We likee see, uh, one nice piecee tapestry. 710 00:53:31,157 --> 00:53:33,148 This way, please. 711 00:53:36,362 --> 00:53:38,956 - Something like this, sir? - Mm, no. 712 00:53:39,031 --> 00:53:40,965 Let me see that one. 713 00:53:50,075 --> 00:53:52,475 Not bad. 714 00:54:06,959 --> 00:54:10,258 Precious little puppy, you. 715 00:54:10,329 --> 00:54:12,388 You're just like Wufie. 716 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,332 - Thank you, sir. - Come on, Ching-Ching. 717 00:54:37,189 --> 00:54:39,248 - He went that way. - Thank you. 718 00:54:56,175 --> 00:54:58,234 Well, Ching-Ching, where do we go from here? 719 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:03,573 Hey, where'd you come from? 720 00:55:03,649 --> 00:55:06,413 Ching-Ching? Ching-Ching! 721 00:55:13,158 --> 00:55:15,251 Oh, now wait, wait. This is all a mistake. 722 00:55:15,327 --> 00:55:18,228 Listen. Be reasonable. Ching-Ching! 723 00:55:18,297 --> 00:55:20,925 Oh, there you are, darlin'. 724 00:55:25,004 --> 00:55:28,906 Now wait, wait. Give me a chance to explain. 725 00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:36,507 "If wishes were keys, there would be no prisoners. " 726 00:55:36,582 --> 00:55:38,777 So Sun Lo says. 727 00:55:38,851 --> 00:55:44,448 Good old Sun Lo. Always brightening the corner where he isn't. 728 00:55:44,523 --> 00:55:48,186 Well, it's been fun up till now, but it won't be so funny if we miss that boat. 729 00:55:48,260 --> 00:55:50,228 I bet the captain will be pretty mad. 730 00:55:50,296 --> 00:55:52,389 Well, he must be, or he'd be here by now. 731 00:55:52,464 --> 00:55:54,432 We've got to get out of here. 732 00:55:54,500 --> 00:55:58,061 Well, I guess we'll have to start a rebellion. 733 00:55:58,137 --> 00:56:02,335 Pardon me. Would any of you gentlemen be interested in getting out of this jail? 734 00:56:04,743 --> 00:56:08,406 I said, would- Oh. You speak to them, Ching-Ching. 735 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,471 Tell them about the great outside world. 736 00:56:10,549 --> 00:56:12,483 Ask them how they'd like to see it again. 737 00:56:19,992 --> 00:56:22,085 Well? 738 00:56:22,161 --> 00:56:24,823 They're not interested. They say they like it here. 739 00:56:24,897 --> 00:56:27,764 Oh, that's absurd. Where's their spirit? 740 00:56:27,833 --> 00:56:29,926 Ask 'em are they men or are they mice? 741 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,670 Mice. 742 00:56:36,742 --> 00:56:41,543 Well, at last. Sorry to have caused you so much trouble, Captain. 743 00:56:41,614 --> 00:56:44,378 Now see here, son. I've been very lenient with you. 744 00:56:44,450 --> 00:56:46,884 But there's a limit to everything, and this time you've overstepped it. 745 00:56:46,952 --> 00:56:49,386 - Yes, sir. - If it weren't for this child, I wouldn't be here. 746 00:56:49,455 --> 00:56:52,447 Any news about Ching-Ching and Mr. Randall? 747 00:56:52,524 --> 00:56:54,458 I'm sorry, miss. Not a word. 748 00:56:54,526 --> 00:56:56,517 Oh, I never should have left her with him. 749 00:56:56,595 --> 00:56:58,529 Well, you should have known better. 750 00:56:58,597 --> 00:57:02,226 It's an outrage taking a child of that age out at night in a city like Hong Kong. 751 00:57:02,301 --> 00:57:04,235 Anything could happen. 752 00:57:04,303 --> 00:57:06,567 ♪Indeed I do♪ 753 00:57:06,639 --> 00:57:10,905 - ♪With a box of popcorn a bag of peanuts and you♪ - Tommy! 754 00:57:10,976 --> 00:57:13,308 To the rescue. I need you. 755 00:57:14,813 --> 00:57:17,179 - Ah, we missed you, darling. - Did you? 756 00:57:17,249 --> 00:57:19,843 - Did you have a good time? - I had a lovely time. You? 757 00:57:19,918 --> 00:57:22,682 - Well, we missed not having you, darling. - Oh, thank you. 758 00:57:22,755 --> 00:57:25,588 - Oh, Tommy, it was such a nice party. - I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. 759 00:57:25,658 --> 00:57:29,253 Tommy, just a little matter of taxi fare. 760 00:57:29,328 --> 00:57:32,422 Could I impose on you? 761 00:57:32,498 --> 00:57:36,059 - Colonel, don't tell me you've been robbed again. - Clean. 762 00:57:36,135 --> 00:57:38,228 Miss Parker, Miss Parker, here they come. 763 00:58:00,192 --> 00:58:02,660 Well, that was better. 764 00:58:02,728 --> 00:58:07,188 Nine and two- 11. Four and three is seven. 765 00:58:07,266 --> 00:58:10,463 Then when he thought I didn't have a card in my hand, I trumped his ace. 766 00:58:10,536 --> 00:58:13,130 You should have seen his face. It was on a redouble, mind you. 767 00:58:13,205 --> 00:58:15,799 - They play a lot of bridge in Bangkok? - Yeah, a great bridge town. 768 00:58:15,874 --> 00:58:17,899 We call it "Bridgeport. " 769 00:58:19,678 --> 00:58:23,341 Eleven. You know, you're really very fortunate, moving with our crowd. 770 00:58:23,415 --> 00:58:27,579 Only last weekJ.B. - J.B. Bradley, I mean- said to me, "Dick"- 771 00:58:27,653 --> 00:58:30,247 He calls me Dick for short. "Dick," he said... 772 00:58:30,322 --> 00:58:32,654 "I'm sure your missus is gonna like it here. " 773 00:58:32,725 --> 00:58:35,489 - You will too. - Oh, I know I will. 774 00:58:35,561 --> 00:58:37,961 Tell her about the house, Richard. 775 00:58:38,030 --> 00:58:42,262 Oh, yes. But of course just a description of it doesn't do it justice. 776 00:58:42,334 --> 00:58:46,600 It's absolutely modern. Lots of closet space. Fully equipped laundry. 777 00:58:46,672 --> 00:58:49,607 You'd be surprised. It's just as good as any house in any American suburb. 778 00:58:49,675 --> 00:58:52,337 And roomy too. Wait, I'll show you. 779 00:58:55,180 --> 00:58:57,614 It's kinda "L" shape. 780 00:58:57,683 --> 00:59:01,016 This is our room. This is Mother's room. 781 00:59:01,086 --> 00:59:03,452 - Mother's? - Yes. 782 00:59:03,522 --> 00:59:06,150 Oh, you think she'd be better off in this one? 783 00:59:06,225 --> 00:59:08,284 I don't know. 784 00:59:11,563 --> 00:59:14,157 Bangkok is a very romantic city, isn't it? 785 00:59:14,233 --> 00:59:17,498 Oh, there are a lot of old temples and places like that. 786 00:59:17,569 --> 00:59:20,367 But our colony doesn't bother with the native things. 787 00:59:20,439 --> 00:59:24,739 We have our own little set. Fine, substantial people too. 788 00:59:24,810 --> 00:59:27,370 Bridge and tennis. You get to know your opponent so well... 789 00:59:27,446 --> 00:59:29,471 you can tell in advance every move he's gonna make. 790 00:59:29,548 --> 00:59:31,482 Oh, that must be interesting. 791 00:59:33,986 --> 00:59:35,920 Susan! Susan! 792 00:59:35,988 --> 00:59:38,752 Darling, you should be taking a nap- you and your dolls. 793 00:59:38,824 --> 00:59:41,759 My dolls are. Shut your eyes and put out your hand. 794 00:59:41,827 --> 00:59:44,421 I have something for you. 795 00:59:44,496 --> 00:59:47,021 All right. 796 00:59:47,099 --> 00:59:51,001 - Susan, where did that come from? - From Uncle Tommy. 797 00:59:51,069 --> 00:59:53,594 - Who? - Oh, I-I asked him not to buy it. 798 00:59:53,672 --> 00:59:55,606 Look. He bought me a bracelet too. 799 00:59:55,674 --> 00:59:59,201 - Why, that must have cost- - $300. I saw the price tag. 800 00:59:59,278 --> 01:00:01,269 - $300? - Mm-hmm. 801 01:00:01,346 --> 01:00:04,247 He wouldn't have spent that much money if he hadn't felt you were interested. 802 01:00:04,316 --> 01:00:06,546 I don't think I need to even answer that, Mrs. Hope. 803 01:00:06,618 --> 01:00:08,552 Of course you'll return it, won't you, Susan? 804 01:00:08,620 --> 01:00:11,111 Certainly. I asked Mr. Randall not to buy it, but he- 805 01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,522 Shall I give back my bracelet too? 806 01:00:13,592 --> 01:00:17,460 Uh, no, darling. I think you'd better go take your nap or play or something, huh? 807 01:00:17,529 --> 01:00:19,497 All right. 808 01:00:20,732 --> 01:00:23,292 Still, he might have meant it as a wedding present. 809 01:00:23,368 --> 01:00:25,996 I guess in that case there'd be no harm in your keeping it. 810 01:00:26,071 --> 01:00:28,539 After all, it did cost quite a lot. 811 01:00:31,043 --> 01:00:36,310 Will my boy be happy with a girl like that? Sometimes I wonder. 812 01:00:36,381 --> 01:00:38,815 Of course I will, Mother. Why do you say that? 813 01:00:38,884 --> 01:00:43,321 Oh, I don't know. Susan seems to have changed a great deal lately. 814 01:00:43,388 --> 01:00:46,585 - Well, she'll be all right after we're married. - Hmm. 815 01:00:53,398 --> 01:00:56,333 Well, it's about time we declared an armistice. 816 01:00:56,401 --> 01:00:58,562 I've been feeling terrible, Susan. 817 01:00:58,637 --> 01:01:03,734 Well, this is very pretty, but of course I can't accept it. 818 01:01:03,809 --> 01:01:07,939 Oh. Take back your baubles, is that it? 819 01:01:08,013 --> 01:01:11,449 Now listen, Susan. I think you're being very- 820 01:01:11,516 --> 01:01:15,646 Was it as bad as all that? Don't you like me anymore? 821 01:01:15,721 --> 01:01:18,417 That has nothing to do with it. 822 01:01:18,490 --> 01:01:20,424 Well, don't you? 823 01:01:22,027 --> 01:01:23,995 Not particularly. 824 01:01:45,217 --> 01:01:49,551 You know what you tell me. "Keep your chin up and you'll be okay. " 825 01:01:53,058 --> 01:01:56,494 As Sun Lo says, the strongest man in the world cannot lift a heavy heart. 826 01:01:56,561 --> 01:01:59,086 Why is your heart heavy? 827 01:01:59,164 --> 01:02:01,189 You know that Mr. Hope? 828 01:02:01,266 --> 01:02:05,100 - Well, Susan's gonna marry him. - Ooh. 829 01:02:05,170 --> 01:02:08,936 She'll have Mrs. Hope for a mother-in-law. It'll serve her right too. 830 01:02:09,007 --> 01:02:13,671 Oh, no. Nobody should have Mrs. Hope for a mother-in-law. 831 01:02:13,912 --> 01:02:15,846 Ah. There you are, young lady. 832 01:02:15,914 --> 01:02:18,883 Just the one I want to see. I've got a surprise for you. 833 01:02:18,951 --> 01:02:23,786 As an unshelled nut is to a squirrel, so is a surprise to him who receives it. 834 01:02:23,855 --> 01:02:27,621 Right-o, darling. You're going to leave the ship at Singapore. 835 01:02:27,693 --> 01:02:31,424 - What? - Now supposing you run down below and start to get ready. 836 01:02:31,496 --> 01:02:34,124 Then when you come back, I'll tell you the rest of the surprise. 837 01:02:34,199 --> 01:02:38,135 You ought to give Uncle Tommy a surprise, too, just to make him feel better. 838 01:02:38,203 --> 01:02:41,639 - He's been in the-What was it? - Doghouse. 839 01:02:41,707 --> 01:02:44,175 With Mr. Wu. 840 01:02:46,411 --> 01:02:50,541 - What is all this? - I just received this wireless from Shanghai. 841 01:02:58,790 --> 01:03:00,724 What's the consul gonna do with her? 842 01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:02,919 There's a missionary home for girls in Shanghai. 843 01:03:02,995 --> 01:03:05,930 - He'll probably see that she's placed in it. - Home for girls? 844 01:03:05,998 --> 01:03:08,762 You mean gray uniforms and pigtails? 845 01:03:08,834 --> 01:03:10,768 Ching-Ching was never meant for that. 846 01:03:10,836 --> 01:03:14,169 I know, old man, but I'm afraid it's about all that can be done for her. 847 01:03:16,174 --> 01:03:18,608 Uh, Captain, wait a minute. 848 01:03:19,845 --> 01:03:23,246 This may sound crazy, but why can't I adopt her? 849 01:03:23,315 --> 01:03:26,614 Now see here, son. You're a bachelor, and quite a bachelor. 850 01:03:26,685 --> 01:03:29,381 Why, no court would turn a child over to you. 851 01:03:29,454 --> 01:03:32,548 - You mean it would make a difference if I were married? - Well, naturally. 852 01:03:34,526 --> 01:03:36,926 It's a horrible step. 853 01:03:36,995 --> 01:03:40,897 Well, I don't think you need worry, old man. You haven't got time now. 854 01:03:50,375 --> 01:03:52,400 Excuse me. Have you seen Ching-Ching? 855 01:03:52,477 --> 01:03:54,468 Yes. 856 01:03:54,546 --> 01:03:57,640 - Do you know where she is? - Yes. 857 01:03:57,716 --> 01:04:00,617 Well, would you mind telling me? 858 01:04:00,685 --> 01:04:03,415 She's below, getting ready to leave the ship at the next stop. 859 01:04:03,488 --> 01:04:05,479 Then they're putting her in a home for girls. 860 01:04:05,557 --> 01:04:08,321 She'll be marching in lockstep and eating gruel within a week. 861 01:04:08,393 --> 01:04:10,327 I hope you like it. 862 01:04:10,395 --> 01:04:13,455 - Ah, Tommy. - Ah, tears won't help. 863 01:04:13,532 --> 01:04:15,762 Oh, but surely something can be done. 864 01:04:15,834 --> 01:04:18,428 This can't happen to Ching-Ching. 865 01:04:18,503 --> 01:04:20,437 I don't know. 866 01:04:22,174 --> 01:04:24,199 Wait a minute. 867 01:04:24,276 --> 01:04:26,267 You're gonna marry old sourpuss, aren't you? 868 01:04:26,344 --> 01:04:28,608 - I beg your pardon. - I'm sorry. No offense meant. 869 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:31,774 Look. I tried to adopt Ching-Ching, but they wouldn't let me because I'm unmarried. 870 01:04:31,850 --> 01:04:34,614 But you're getting married. You could adopt her. - Yes, but Richard might not- 871 01:04:34,686 --> 01:04:37,951 - You don't want her to go to an institution, do you? - Of course not! 872 01:04:38,023 --> 01:04:42,289 Well, then listen. I've gone completely soft about that kid. 873 01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:44,453 Incredible, I know, but true. 874 01:04:44,529 --> 01:04:48,295 I wish you'd adopt her and let me pay for her upbringing until I can take her myself. 875 01:04:48,366 --> 01:04:51,961 And that'll be as quick as I can get to the States and come back with a wife. 876 01:04:52,037 --> 01:04:55,973 Will you do it? It wouldn't be for long. You may not believe it... 877 01:04:56,041 --> 01:04:59,602 but there are quite a few girls back home who'd be willing to marry me. 878 01:04:59,678 --> 01:05:01,612 At least there used to be. 879 01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:04,581 It's not for me. It's for Ching-Ching. 880 01:05:04,649 --> 01:05:07,550 - I'll do it. - I knew you would. 881 01:05:07,619 --> 01:05:09,712 May I speak to you, Susan? 882 01:05:09,788 --> 01:05:13,383 - Pardon me. - Certainly. 883 01:05:13,458 --> 01:05:18,054 Susan, dear, I'm awfully sorry if I annoyed you in speaking of that bracelet as I did. 884 01:05:18,130 --> 01:05:21,861 Imagine my becoming so upset over a mere trinket. 885 01:05:21,933 --> 01:05:25,835 - Absurd, isn't it? - Oh, I was a little upset myself. I'm sorry. 886 01:05:25,904 --> 01:05:29,032 There. That's better. Everything's all right now. 887 01:05:29,107 --> 01:05:31,268 Here we are- the three happy Hopes. 888 01:05:31,343 --> 01:05:34,437 One, two, three, and away we go! 889 01:05:34,513 --> 01:05:37,107 Mother was a little weepy when you stalked out like that. 890 01:05:37,182 --> 01:05:40,481 Somehow she got the idea you'd prefer her not to live with us. 891 01:05:40,552 --> 01:05:43,043 Why, what ever could have given her that idea? 892 01:05:43,121 --> 01:05:45,783 I don't know. But I told her we couldn't get along without her. 893 01:05:45,857 --> 01:05:47,848 - Didn't I, Mother? - Yes, you did, Sonny. 894 01:05:47,926 --> 01:05:49,860 Well, I-I don't suppose we could. 895 01:05:49,928 --> 01:05:51,953 Now that's awfully sweet of you, Susan. 896 01:05:52,030 --> 01:05:55,932 Heaven protect us all from interfering mothers-in-law is what I always say. 897 01:05:56,001 --> 01:06:00,062 Goodness, I was married myself once, and I know what I'm talking about. 898 01:06:00,138 --> 01:06:03,107 Not that Mr. Hope's mother didn't mean well, but then, you know- 899 01:06:03,175 --> 01:06:05,803 Young love. 900 01:06:05,877 --> 01:06:07,811 We do know, don't we? 901 01:06:10,982 --> 01:06:12,916 - Richard. - Yes? 902 01:06:12,984 --> 01:06:14,918 - There's just one thing. - What is it? 903 01:06:14,986 --> 01:06:18,615 Well, I want to adopt little Ching-Ching as soon as we're married. - What? 904 01:06:18,690 --> 01:06:20,885 Who ever heard of such a thing? 905 01:06:20,959 --> 01:06:23,519 Oh, but if I don't, they'll put her in an institution. 906 01:06:23,595 --> 01:06:26,894 - Well, that's what institutions are for. - Oh, Richard, please. 907 01:06:26,965 --> 01:06:31,368 I'm sure Richard doesn't want to start his married life with a ready-made family- 908 01:06:31,436 --> 01:06:33,802 especially with a child called Ching-Ching. 909 01:06:33,872 --> 01:06:36,932 Oh, but it won't be for long. Just until Mr. Randall gets back. 910 01:06:37,008 --> 01:06:39,374 Randall? What's he got to do with it? 911 01:06:39,444 --> 01:06:41,378 Well, you see, it's a favor to him. 912 01:06:41,446 --> 01:06:43,471 He wants to adopt her as soon as he can. 913 01:06:43,548 --> 01:06:46,984 And when he gets back to the States to his family, why, he'll arrange to take her. 914 01:06:47,052 --> 01:06:50,283 - Why should I do Mr. Randall a favor? - Why, indeed? 915 01:06:50,355 --> 01:06:53,791 Oh, but it isn't for him. It's for the little girl. Think of her future. 916 01:06:53,858 --> 01:06:57,988 Don't meddle with other people's destinies, my dear. Forget about this child. 917 01:06:58,063 --> 01:07:01,089 She got along before she met you, and she'll get along after she leaves you. 918 01:07:01,166 --> 01:07:03,726 Dismiss her from your mind completely. 919 01:07:03,802 --> 01:07:07,738 Please, Mrs. Hope. Don't you think Richard and I should settle this by ourselves? 920 01:07:07,806 --> 01:07:12,641 - After all, it concerns us. - Anything that concerns Richard concerns me. 921 01:07:12,711 --> 01:07:14,975 I think Mother's right, Susan. 922 01:07:15,046 --> 01:07:16,980 - You do? - Yes. 923 01:07:17,048 --> 01:07:19,676 - Your mother's right, and I'm wrong? - Well, yes. 924 01:07:19,751 --> 01:07:21,685 That is, I think you're mistaken. 925 01:07:21,753 --> 01:07:24,916 So do I. I've been mistaken about you and me. 926 01:07:24,990 --> 01:07:27,754 - Now, Susan- - Oh, listen. Marriage is for two people. 927 01:07:27,826 --> 01:07:29,987 I'm breaking our engagement. 928 01:07:31,663 --> 01:07:34,598 Richard, she'll come back. Meanwhile, you wait. 929 01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:37,157 The man should always wait. Otherwise, he's weak. 930 01:07:46,011 --> 01:07:48,343 Ching-Ching. Ching-Ching. 931 01:07:50,582 --> 01:07:53,380 Good-bye, Uncle Tommy. The captain says I have to go. 932 01:07:53,451 --> 01:07:55,214 - Oh, no, you don't. - Well, now- 933 01:07:55,287 --> 01:07:58,120 Didn't you say she could be adopted by someone who- - Well, yes, I did- 934 01:07:58,189 --> 01:08:00,214 She's going to be. Here she is now. 935 01:08:00,292 --> 01:08:02,226 Oh, darling. 936 01:08:02,294 --> 01:08:04,888 - Don't I have to go ashore? - Not now. Tell her, Susan. 937 01:08:04,963 --> 01:08:07,295 Miss Parker's getting married, and she's going to adopt Ching-Ching. 938 01:08:07,365 --> 01:08:09,356 But I'm not going to be married. 939 01:08:09,434 --> 01:08:11,561 What? Oh, but you said- 940 01:08:11,636 --> 01:08:13,797 Uh, I think we better go now, darling. 941 01:08:15,807 --> 01:08:17,968 Uh, just a minute. 942 01:08:18,043 --> 01:08:19,977 This isn't really good-bye. 943 01:08:20,045 --> 01:08:22,240 I'll come back for you real soon. 944 01:08:22,314 --> 01:08:25,340 And in the meantime, you won't cry, will you? 945 01:08:25,417 --> 01:08:27,351 No, Uncle Tommy. 946 01:08:27,419 --> 01:08:30,411 But remember: One- 947 01:08:30,488 --> 01:08:34,584 One minute away is- is a century to the hopeful. 948 01:08:34,659 --> 01:08:37,093 I'll remember, Ching-Ching. 949 01:08:37,162 --> 01:08:39,153 Good-bye, sweet. 950 01:08:44,836 --> 01:08:48,863 If you ever come back again, you won't forget to come and see me, will you? 951 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:51,932 - Mm-mmm. - I'll be in the orphan asylum in Shanghai. 952 01:08:52,010 --> 01:08:54,444 Oh, sure. We'll look you up. Won't we? 953 01:08:54,512 --> 01:08:56,503 Oh, of course we will. 954 01:09:00,118 --> 01:09:03,383 Maybe we'll have some more fun like we had. 955 01:09:03,455 --> 01:09:05,548 We might even go back to jail again. 956 01:09:05,623 --> 01:09:07,887 Yes, we might. 957 01:09:07,959 --> 01:09:12,726 Well, I think I better run along now... before I really cry. 958 01:09:12,797 --> 01:09:14,788 Good-bye! 959 01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:25,075 We can't let this happen to her. 960 01:09:25,143 --> 01:09:27,077 Look, Susan. I've got an idea. 961 01:09:27,145 --> 01:09:29,238 Please don't say no till you hear me out. 962 01:09:29,314 --> 01:09:32,340 I know exactly what you think of me, but that isn't important now. 963 01:09:32,417 --> 01:09:34,351 Listen. Marry me. 964 01:09:34,419 --> 01:09:37,354 Uh, uh, please don't misunderstand. You wouldn't have to put up with me. 965 01:09:37,422 --> 01:09:39,356 It'd just be a marriage in name only. 966 01:09:39,424 --> 01:09:42,825 Soon as we dock in San Francisco, you can go right to Reno and get a divorce. 967 01:09:42,894 --> 01:09:45,089 My lawyers will take care of everything. 968 01:09:45,163 --> 01:09:48,428 I wish you would- for Ching-Ching. It's the only way. 969 01:09:49,567 --> 01:09:51,501 You'd really do that for her? 970 01:09:51,569 --> 01:09:54,265 I'd do anything in the world for her. 971 01:09:54,339 --> 01:09:56,773 - So would I. - Then you will? 972 01:09:56,841 --> 01:09:59,275 Yes. 973 01:09:59,344 --> 01:10:01,335 Uh, hey, bring her back! 974 01:10:01,413 --> 01:10:03,347 What's that? 975 01:10:03,415 --> 01:10:05,906 We're getting married, and we want to adopt her. 976 01:10:05,984 --> 01:10:10,114 Come on, Ching-Ching, darling. We're going back aboard ship again. 977 01:10:10,188 --> 01:10:12,452 Come on, dear. That's it. 978 01:10:12,524 --> 01:10:14,958 Forasmuch as Susan Parker and Thomas Randall... 979 01:10:15,026 --> 01:10:17,620 have consented together in holy wedlock... 980 01:10:17,695 --> 01:10:20,095 and have witnessed the same before this company... 981 01:10:20,165 --> 01:10:22,463 and thereto have given and pledged their troth... 982 01:10:22,534 --> 01:10:25,059 each to the other and have declared the same... 983 01:10:25,136 --> 01:10:28,628 by giving and receiving a ring and by joining hands... 984 01:10:28,706 --> 01:10:31,140 I pronounce that they are man and wife. 985 01:10:31,209 --> 01:10:33,473 Amen. 986 01:10:33,545 --> 01:10:36,810 - All happiness, my dear. Good luck, my boy. - Thank you. 987 01:10:36,881 --> 01:10:42,114 Twice blessed is he who loves both bride and groom, for their happiness is his. 988 01:10:44,189 --> 01:10:46,123 - Congratulations, Mr. Randall. - Thank you. 989 01:10:46,191 --> 01:10:48,125 - Congratulations. - Much joy to you, Mrs. Randall. 990 01:10:48,193 --> 01:10:50,127 - Thank you. - I wish you happiness, Mrs. Randall. 991 01:10:50,195 --> 01:10:52,823 Thank you, Captain. I guess a sailor's knot's as good as city hall's. 992 01:10:52,897 --> 01:10:54,990 There'll be some necessary formalities about the child, of course. 993 01:10:55,066 --> 01:10:57,159 I'll have my lawyer take care of that. 994 01:10:57,235 --> 01:10:59,169 Susan, why did you do this? 995 01:10:59,237 --> 01:11:01,228 Young man, you're talking to my wife. 996 01:11:03,608 --> 01:11:06,168 - Richard, dear, I- - And you told me to wait. 997 01:11:07,345 --> 01:11:10,109 Are you really and truly my parents now? 998 01:11:10,181 --> 01:11:12,615 We're the best you've got, darling. 999 01:11:12,684 --> 01:11:17,212 Sun Lo says, "A child without parents is like a ship without a rudder. " 1000 01:11:17,288 --> 01:11:20,155 Sun Lo ever say anything about little girls going to sleep? 1001 01:11:20,225 --> 01:11:22,159 Oh, yes. 1002 01:11:22,227 --> 01:11:25,993 He said, "Sleep without dreams is given to children for their innocence... 1003 01:11:26,064 --> 01:11:27,998 and old men for their wisdom. " 1004 01:11:28,066 --> 01:11:30,899 Well, off you go then. 1005 01:11:30,969 --> 01:11:34,132 I'm almost too excited to sleep, but I'll try. 1006 01:11:34,205 --> 01:11:38,471 - Good night, sweet. - Good night, Aunt Susan. Good night, Uncle Tommy. 1007 01:11:38,543 --> 01:11:41,740 Good night, darling. But I'm not your uncle anymore. 1008 01:11:41,813 --> 01:11:45,146 - What are you then? - Can't you guess? 1009 01:11:45,216 --> 01:11:48,982 I know. You're my father now. Night, Dad. 1010 01:11:49,053 --> 01:11:51,385 Good night, honey. 1011 01:11:56,928 --> 01:11:59,055 - Good night. - Good night. 1012 01:12:05,570 --> 01:12:08,698 Well, here you are. 1013 01:12:08,773 --> 01:12:10,934 - And did the stewardess move your things? - Mm-hmm. 1014 01:12:11,009 --> 01:12:13,603 She said Mrs. Hope almost bit her. 1015 01:12:13,678 --> 01:12:15,612 - I was just going- - I- 1016 01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:18,274 - Go ahead. - No, you. 1017 01:12:18,349 --> 01:12:20,943 Well, uh, I was just going to say that... 1018 01:12:21,019 --> 01:12:23,613 if there was anything you wanted me to do to... 1019 01:12:23,688 --> 01:12:26,623 lend credibility to the situation, I'll be glad to do it, you know. 1020 01:12:26,691 --> 01:12:29,854 - People will talk whatever we do, so- - Oh, sure. Of course. 1021 01:12:31,496 --> 01:12:34,192 Well, I guess I'll be off. 1022 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:37,961 I don't know how to thank you. 1023 01:12:38,036 --> 01:12:40,971 I'll try to make things as easy for you as possible. 1024 01:12:41,039 --> 01:12:45,499 I'm cabling my lawyers tonight, and you can go direct to Reno as soon as the boat docks. 1025 01:12:45,577 --> 01:12:48,102 - Everything's been arranged. - You're very thoughtful. 1026 01:12:48,179 --> 01:12:51,637 Not at all, not at all. You'll like Reno. It's a fascinating place. 1027 01:12:51,716 --> 01:12:53,877 Lots of fresh air and horseback riding. 1028 01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:57,888 Full of nice, emotional people. Oh. 1029 01:12:57,956 --> 01:13:00,550 - This is the address you go to. - Thank you. 1030 01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:05,686 You're really wonderful. 1031 01:13:05,763 --> 01:13:07,697 I suppose you know that. 1032 01:13:07,765 --> 01:13:11,030 Well, at the moment, I don't feel very wonderful. 1033 01:13:12,337 --> 01:13:15,829 Well, if you must know, I don't feel so good myself. 1034 01:13:15,907 --> 01:13:18,842 - Good night, Susan. - Good night, Tommy. 1035 01:13:28,686 --> 01:13:31,120 L- 1036 01:13:47,538 --> 01:13:51,201 Begging your pardon, sir. Where shall I lay out your pajamas this evening? 1037 01:13:53,544 --> 01:13:55,637 Where you laid them last night. 1038 01:13:55,713 --> 01:13:59,205 Oh, dear. I'm so sorry, sir. 1039 01:14:13,765 --> 01:14:16,495 Come in. 1040 01:14:16,567 --> 01:14:20,367 Susan, why didn't you warn me you were going to do this? 1041 01:14:20,438 --> 01:14:24,875 Well, I- I didn't have time. Besides, it's too late now. 1042 01:14:24,942 --> 01:14:27,035 Well, it's hardly funny, is it? 1043 01:14:28,479 --> 01:14:30,413 Not to me. 1044 01:14:30,481 --> 01:14:34,247 Well, tell me one thing. You don't love him, do you? 1045 01:14:35,687 --> 01:14:38,417 Do you? 1046 01:14:38,489 --> 01:14:41,549 No, I don't, but even if I did, it wouldn't make any difference. 1047 01:14:41,626 --> 01:14:43,594 Yes, it would. Listen, darling. 1048 01:14:43,661 --> 01:14:46,061 I've been a worm. I know that now. 1049 01:14:46,130 --> 01:14:48,462 But I've had an understanding with Mother... 1050 01:14:48,533 --> 01:14:50,626 and you can have your way from now on- always- 1051 01:14:50,702 --> 01:14:53,296 if- if you'll tell me there's a chance. 1052 01:14:53,371 --> 01:14:57,467 Aw, no, Richard. It wouldn't work. You know it wouldn't. 1053 01:14:57,542 --> 01:15:00,568 You can be nice. You're nice now. But- 1054 01:15:00,645 --> 01:15:02,579 - Please, Susan. - Oh, no, really. 1055 01:15:02,647 --> 01:15:04,581 L- I'm too confused to talk about it. 1056 01:15:04,649 --> 01:15:06,810 I'm even too upset to think about it. 1057 01:15:06,884 --> 01:15:09,910 I'll follow you. I'll follow you until you say yes. 1058 01:15:09,987 --> 01:15:12,649 Oh, no, Richard. I'd rather you didn't. 1059 01:15:24,502 --> 01:15:26,493 Better lock this. 1060 01:15:36,514 --> 01:15:40,109 ♪One never knows does one♪ 1061 01:15:40,184 --> 01:15:43,915 ♪W hen love will come along♪ 1062 01:15:45,690 --> 01:15:47,954 ♪Then so suddenly♪ 1063 01:15:48,025 --> 01:15:52,189 ♪Life turns out to be a song♪ 1064 01:15:52,263 --> 01:15:55,198 ♪Mmm, mmm♪ 1065 01:15:56,367 --> 01:16:00,463 ♪One never knows does one♪ 1066 01:16:00,538 --> 01:16:04,030 ♪The moment or the place♪ 1067 01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:07,703 ♪Then right before your eyes♪ 1068 01:16:07,779 --> 01:16:13,012 ♪Someone occupies your embrace♪ 1069 01:16:14,485 --> 01:16:21,254 Someday, look and you'll find two hearts were blessed § 1070 01:16:21,325 --> 01:16:24,590 ♪Someday, fate may be kind♪ 1071 01:16:24,662 --> 01:16:26,789 ♪Pray for the future♪ 1072 01:16:26,864 --> 01:16:32,268 ♪Hope for the best♪ 1073 01:16:32,336 --> 01:16:36,204 ♪One never knows does one♪ 1074 01:16:36,274 --> 01:16:39,334 ♪That's just the way it goes♪ 1075 01:16:41,012 --> 01:16:44,846 ♪All at once you hear Hold me, caress me♪ 1076 01:16:44,916 --> 01:16:47,544 ♪And then♪ 1077 01:16:47,618 --> 01:16:52,783 ♪Love may come but when♪ 1078 01:16:52,857 --> 01:16:58,022 ♪One never knows♪ 1079 01:16:59,030 --> 01:17:01,965 ♪Does one♪ 1080 01:17:15,746 --> 01:17:18,874 - Now you stay in here, and I'll wait out in the courtroom. - All right. 1081 01:17:26,657 --> 01:17:28,591 - Is this Mrs. Randall? - Yes. 1082 01:17:28,659 --> 01:17:31,150 Now, you mustn't be nervous when your case is called. 1083 01:17:31,229 --> 01:17:34,926 I've placed you right at the beginning of today's calendar, and meanwhile you can wait here. 1084 01:17:34,999 --> 01:17:36,933 That's awfully kind of you, Judge. 1085 01:17:37,001 --> 01:17:39,663 You see, this is my first divorce, and I'm a little jittery. 1086 01:17:39,737 --> 01:17:43,901 It is a little strange at first, but they all get used to it. 1087 01:17:43,975 --> 01:17:46,466 You know, like influenza. 1088 01:17:46,544 --> 01:17:49,274 Come. 1089 01:17:49,347 --> 01:17:51,338 Right in here, please. 1090 01:17:54,018 --> 01:17:56,077 Susan! 1091 01:17:56,153 --> 01:17:58,747 Darling, I'm so glad to see you. 1092 01:17:58,823 --> 01:18:01,223 Oh, this is a surprise. 1093 01:18:01,292 --> 01:18:03,726 But I don't understand. 1094 01:18:03,794 --> 01:18:07,389 Well, you see, I, uh, thought I might want another divorce sometime... 1095 01:18:07,465 --> 01:18:10,901 and I was sort of curious to see how they made 'em. 1096 01:18:10,968 --> 01:18:14,165 Oh, Judge Booth, this is Mr. Randall. 1097 01:18:14,238 --> 01:18:16,172 The, uh, husband, I presume. 1098 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:18,401 Yes. And this is my daughter. 1099 01:18:18,476 --> 01:18:20,410 - Your daughter? - Adopted. 1100 01:18:20,478 --> 01:18:22,446 Oh. How are you, young lady? 1101 01:18:22,513 --> 01:18:24,447 Fine, thank you. 1102 01:18:24,515 --> 01:18:27,780 To greet one you love is better for the health than medicine. 1103 01:18:27,852 --> 01:18:31,515 Well, I declare. That sounds like a Chinese proverb. 1104 01:18:31,589 --> 01:18:33,750 Oh, Judge, you haven't heard anything yet. 1105 01:18:33,824 --> 01:18:37,487 Well, well, well. Come over here and talk to me. Eh? 1106 01:18:41,132 --> 01:18:45,159 I, uh- I tried to stay away, but I found I couldn't. 1107 01:18:45,236 --> 01:18:47,170 I had to see you again. 1108 01:18:47,238 --> 01:18:50,571 Suppose you and I have our talk in the other room. 1109 01:18:54,011 --> 01:18:57,606 Um, will you excuse us for a few moments? 1110 01:18:57,682 --> 01:19:01,709 Oh, but would it be proper? I mean, our being left alone together now. 1111 01:19:01,786 --> 01:19:05,119 Oh, it's quite customary. 1112 01:19:10,795 --> 01:19:12,729 You're looking very well. 1113 01:19:12,797 --> 01:19:15,561 - I haven't had a drink in six weeks. - That's wonderful. 1114 01:19:15,633 --> 01:19:18,033 No, it isn't. It's terrible. 1115 01:19:18,102 --> 01:19:20,036 Still, I'll get along. 1116 01:19:20,104 --> 01:19:22,902 And it does show you what the influence of a good woman can do. 1117 01:19:22,974 --> 01:19:25,499 - Oh, really? Who is she? - Ching-Ching. 1118 01:19:29,046 --> 01:19:31,514 I told you once I'd do anything in the world for her. 1119 01:19:31,582 --> 01:19:34,016 You've proven that. 1120 01:19:34,085 --> 01:19:38,249 Honestly, you wouldn't know me. I'm a changed man. 1121 01:19:38,322 --> 01:19:40,916 I may not be any better, but at least I'm different. 1122 01:19:40,992 --> 01:19:42,926 I'm so glad. 1123 01:19:49,166 --> 01:19:51,600 You know, you were right about Reno. 1124 01:19:51,669 --> 01:19:54,160 It's a fascinating place. So charming and- 1125 01:19:54,238 --> 01:19:56,763 - Susan, darling- - Ah, Tommy, please. 1126 01:19:56,841 --> 01:19:58,866 Do we have to go through with this? 1127 01:19:58,943 --> 01:20:01,036 Richard is waiting in the courtroom to marry me. 1128 01:20:01,112 --> 01:20:03,580 He's going to take me back to the Orient with him. 1129 01:20:05,950 --> 01:20:09,078 Oh. 1130 01:20:09,153 --> 01:20:11,087 I see. 1131 01:20:12,690 --> 01:20:14,851 Well, I guess that's that, isn't it? 1132 01:20:16,360 --> 01:20:18,555 I'm sorry. 1133 01:20:18,629 --> 01:20:20,620 Sorrier than I can say. 1134 01:20:36,213 --> 01:20:39,478 Everyone rise. Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye. 1135 01:20:39,550 --> 01:20:41,814 The District Court of the County of Washaw, State of Nevada... 1136 01:20:41,886 --> 01:20:45,322 is now in session, the HonorableJ.G. Booth, Judge, presiding. 1137 01:20:45,389 --> 01:20:47,380 Be seated, please. 1138 01:20:49,393 --> 01:20:52,294 The case of Randall vs. Randall. 1139 01:20:52,363 --> 01:20:55,332 - Any witnesses for plaintiff? - None, Your Honor. The case is uncontested. 1140 01:20:55,399 --> 01:20:58,562 In that case, the court would like to call a witness of its own. 1141 01:20:58,636 --> 01:21:00,570 But, Your Honor, the case is uncontested. 1142 01:21:00,638 --> 01:21:06,167 I said the court will call a witness of its own. Miss Barbara Randall. 1143 01:21:08,179 --> 01:21:11,171 Oh. Please, Your Honor. We don't want her mixed up in this. 1144 01:21:11,248 --> 01:21:15,275 The witness will take the stand. The defendant will please be seated. 1145 01:21:19,657 --> 01:21:21,591 Raise your right hand, please. 1146 01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:24,628 Uh, I think we can dispense with the oath. 1147 01:21:24,695 --> 01:21:26,890 Yes, Your Honor. 1148 01:21:26,964 --> 01:21:28,955 Now, Miss Randall- 1149 01:21:29,033 --> 01:21:30,967 You can call me Ching-Ching, Judge. 1150 01:21:31,035 --> 01:21:33,595 Thank you. Now, Ching-Ching... 1151 01:21:33,671 --> 01:21:36,538 plaintiff alleges general incompatibility. 1152 01:21:36,607 --> 01:21:38,802 Have you ever noticed any evidence of such a condition... 1153 01:21:38,876 --> 01:21:42,573 existing between the parties to this action? 1154 01:21:42,646 --> 01:21:45,342 To my knowledge, the contestants in this action... 1155 01:21:45,416 --> 01:21:48,146 have manifested nothing but the most harmonious... 1156 01:21:48,219 --> 01:21:51,347 cordial and friendly feelings toward each other. 1157 01:21:58,929 --> 01:22:02,990 - But, Your Honor, I object. - Who are you, young man? 1158 01:22:03,067 --> 01:22:05,729 Why, uh, I'm engaged to the plaintiff. 1159 01:22:05,803 --> 01:22:09,864 Engaged? To a married woman? 1160 01:22:09,940 --> 01:22:12,306 This court recognizes no such engagement. 1161 01:22:12,376 --> 01:22:15,368 Now, Ching-Ching... 1162 01:22:15,446 --> 01:22:19,177 have either of the parties in this action ever evidenced by their conduct... 1163 01:22:19,250 --> 01:22:21,980 any proper legal ground for divorce? 1164 01:22:22,052 --> 01:22:27,012 There's utterly no ground for disturbing the marital status of the contestants. 1165 01:22:27,091 --> 01:22:31,027 That is most irregular, Your Honor. The child plainly doesn't know what she is saying. 1166 01:22:31,095 --> 01:22:33,791 Oh, yes, she does. Tell the court. 1167 01:22:33,864 --> 01:22:38,130 Isn't this divorce action the result of two grown-up people behaving like stubborn children... 1168 01:22:38,202 --> 01:22:41,330 refusing to break down and admit that they're in love with each other? 1169 01:22:41,405 --> 01:22:43,930 The allegations of the complaint... 1170 01:22:44,008 --> 01:22:48,069 insofar as it refers to, uh- uh- 1171 01:22:49,446 --> 01:22:51,380 Matrimony. 1172 01:22:51,448 --> 01:22:53,507 Huh? 1173 01:22:54,585 --> 01:22:56,416 Matrimony. 1174 01:22:56,487 --> 01:22:58,648 Oh, yes. 1175 01:22:58,722 --> 01:23:01,122 Insofar as it refers to macaroni- 1176 01:23:01,192 --> 01:23:03,683 Macaroni? There. See, Your Honor? 1177 01:23:03,761 --> 01:23:06,127 The child has obviously been coached. 1178 01:23:06,197 --> 01:23:08,131 I was not. 1179 01:23:08,199 --> 01:23:10,759 I just forgot what the judge told me to say. 1180 01:23:12,836 --> 01:23:14,861 Is counsel intimating that the witness is lying? 1181 01:23:14,939 --> 01:23:19,035 - Counsel charges just that. - Have you any witnesses to disprove her testimony? 1182 01:23:19,109 --> 01:23:22,442 - Why, uh- - Do you wish to testify that this child was lying? 1183 01:23:23,747 --> 01:23:27,308 Why, uh, no, of course not. 1184 01:23:27,384 --> 01:23:29,579 Then you admit that you love Mrs. Randall? 1185 01:23:30,788 --> 01:23:32,449 She knows I do. 1186 01:23:32,523 --> 01:23:35,651 And you, Mrs. Randall- Do you wish to attack this child's veracity? 1187 01:23:35,726 --> 01:23:38,286 Why, no. Certainly not. 1188 01:23:38,362 --> 01:23:41,058 Then you admit that you love your husband? 1189 01:23:42,633 --> 01:23:44,658 Well, yes, I do. 1190 01:23:44,735 --> 01:23:47,295 Then what's all this nonsense about? 1191 01:23:47,371 --> 01:23:49,464 - Divorce denied. - Oh, but- 1192 01:23:49,540 --> 01:23:52,737 Take your child and go home, both of you, where you belong. 1193 01:23:52,810 --> 01:23:54,744 Your Honor, what about me? 1194 01:23:56,880 --> 01:24:01,249 My advice to you, young man, is to stop tampering with the affections of married women. 1195 01:24:13,530 --> 01:24:16,761 - Well, we did it, didn't we? - You bet we did. 1196 01:24:16,834 --> 01:24:19,462 Judge, you're simply stravagant. 1197 01:24:19,903 --> 01:24:23,361 ♪Make my mommy's life a song♪ 1198 01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:26,603 ♪Keep my daddy safe and strong♪ 1199 01:24:26,677 --> 01:24:29,646 ♪Let me have them all year long♪ 1200 01:24:29,713 --> 01:24:33,114 ♪That's what I want for Christmas♪ 1201 01:24:33,183 --> 01:24:36,812 ♪Let my dolls be made of rags♪ 1202 01:24:36,887 --> 01:24:39,447 ♪Fireman hats of paper bags♪ 1203 01:24:39,523 --> 01:24:43,084 ♪Just write love on the greeting tags♪ 1204 01:24:43,160 --> 01:24:45,958 ♪That's what I want for Christmas♪ 1205 01:24:46,030 --> 01:24:49,261 ♪It's a happy holiday♪ 1206 01:24:49,333 --> 01:24:52,166 ♪Every heart is light and gay♪ 1207 01:24:52,236 --> 01:24:56,070 For, Santa Claus you're kind, I'm sure § 1208 01:24:56,140 --> 01:24:59,234 ♪To young and old or rich and poor♪ 1209 01:24:59,310 --> 01:25:02,404 ♪Won't you please for goodness sakes♪ 1210 01:25:02,479 --> 01:25:05,676 ♪Do away with tummy aches♪ 1211 01:25:05,749 --> 01:25:08,809 ♪Give out lots of lucky breaks♪ 1212 01:25:08,886 --> 01:25:11,684 ♪That's what I want for Christmas♪ 1213 01:25:11,755 --> 01:25:15,384 ♪Yes, that's what I want for Christmas♪ 1214 01:25:15,459 --> 01:25:18,394 ♪I don't want electric trains♪ 1215 01:25:18,462 --> 01:25:21,260 ♪Twenty-dollar aeroplanes♪ 1216 01:25:21,332 --> 01:25:24,028 ♪Free our friends from aches and pains♪ 1217 01:25:24,101 --> 01:25:26,865 That's what I want for Christmas § 1218 01:25:26,937 --> 01:25:30,532 ♪I like pretty shoes to wear♪ 1219 01:25:30,607 --> 01:25:33,405 ♪But if I could give a pair♪ 1220 01:25:33,477 --> 01:25:36,742 ♪To poor little children everywhere♪ 1221 01:25:36,814 --> 01:25:39,180 ♪That's what I want for Christmas♪ 1222 01:25:39,249 --> 01:25:42,776 ♪When the reindeer passed my house♪ 1223 01:25:42,853 --> 01:25:45,947 ♪I was quiet as a mouse♪ 1224 01:25:46,023 --> 01:25:49,618 ♪But in my dreams I seem to see♪ 1225 01:25:49,693 --> 01:25:52,958 ♪Marching round the Christmas tree♪ 1226 01:25:53,030 --> 01:25:56,022 ♪Animals that never bite♪ 1227 01:25:56,100 --> 01:25:58,933 ♪Never giving any fright♪ 1228 01:25:59,002 --> 01:26:02,438 ♪Soldier boys who never fight♪ 1229 01:26:02,506 --> 01:26:05,304 ♪That's what I want for Christmas♪ 1230 01:26:05,376 --> 01:26:09,540 ♪Yes, that's what I want for Christmas♪