1 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:35,774 I will undress you and you will undress me. 2 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:43,043 I will undress you and you will undress me. 3 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:46,912 I will undress you. 4 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:54,916 I will undress you and you will undress me. 5 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:00,538 For a virgin... 6 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:05,630 For a virgin, for a virgin to have sex... 7 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,286 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts. 8 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:14,161 So, I will have to put some... 9 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,251 extra lubricant. 10 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,297 Lubricant. 11 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,562 You see how this looks, right? 12 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:27,909 So sorry, morning tuna 13 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:29,563 is rushing downstream a little early. 14 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,304 -How early? -Five minutes. 15 00:01:31,308 --> 00:01:32,958 He'll be at the house in two minutes. 16 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:34,046 What the fuck, two minutes? 17 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:35,395 You told me five fucking minutes. 18 00:01:35,399 --> 00:01:36,788 -I have ears. -I would never say... 19 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:38,529 Why aren't you downstairs at your station? 20 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:39,534 I have monitors... 21 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:42,537 Ready? 22 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,495 Let's go. 23 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,379 All cameras are recording. 24 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,074 Car, car, car. 25 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:03,380 Visual confirmation 26 00:02:03,384 --> 00:02:04,946 on 99 Dodge pickup. 27 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,210 Okay, coming down the driveway. Here he is. 28 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:08,605 Takedown team in position. 29 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:10,868 All right. 30 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:13,694 He's not getting out of the car. 31 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:14,782 Copy that. 32 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:17,263 Mitchell, pan camera two. Come on. 33 00:02:17,267 --> 00:02:19,265 He appears to be unarmed. 34 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,488 Is this the Marine? 35 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,269 Yeah. 36 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,966 Take your positions. 37 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:26,624 ♪ Oh, shit 38 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:28,800 ♪ Oh, shit 39 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,234 ♪ Oh, shit 40 00:02:31,238 --> 00:02:32,931 ♪ They ain't ready for this 41 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:34,806 - ♪ Oh, shit - ♪ Oh! 42 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,067 ♪ It's me, Fergie 43 00:02:39,071 --> 00:02:40,116 ♪ The Pen 44 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,462 ♪ Polow 45 00:02:42,466 --> 00:02:43,637 ♪ Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby? ♪ 46 00:02:43,641 --> 00:02:44,899 ♪ Come on, come on 47 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:46,553 ♪ When I come to the club step aside ♪ 48 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:48,512 ♪ Oh, shit 49 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:51,254 ♪ Part the seas, don't be having me in the line ♪ -♪ Oh, shit 50 00:02:51,258 --> 00:02:53,343 ♪ VIP 'cause you know I gotta shine ♪ -♪ Oh, shit 51 00:02:53,347 --> 00:02:55,040 ♪ I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time ♪ 52 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:56,781 ♪ Oh shit 53 00:02:56,785 --> 00:02:58,957 ♪ All my girls get down on the floor ♪ -♪ Oh, shit 54 00:02:58,961 --> 00:03:01,177 ♪ Back to back, drop it down real low ♪ -♪ Oh, shit 55 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:03,091 ♪ I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho ♪ 56 00:03:03,095 --> 00:03:05,215 ♪ 'Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we... ♪ 57 00:03:06,664 --> 00:03:08,275 Perimeter breached. He's coming. 58 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:09,885 He's coming. 59 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:12,931 Showtime. 60 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,542 Hey, what's up? 61 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:19,804 Hey. 62 00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:20,979 How are you... how are you doing? 63 00:03:20,983 --> 00:03:22,328 Come on in. 64 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:23,677 Oh. 65 00:03:23,681 --> 00:03:25,244 Okay. 66 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:27,381 I just gotta put some stuff in the wash real quick. 67 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,427 Oh, okay. 68 00:03:33,169 --> 00:03:35,258 I made some cookies. They're on the counter. 69 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,610 There's sweet tea, too. 70 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,261 I'm excited by the way. 71 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:43,349 Okay. 72 00:03:43,353 --> 00:03:44,833 Thank... thank you. 73 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:55,713 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 74 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:57,976 I'm sure. 75 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,591 You say you baked these? 76 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,893 Yeah. 77 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:08,418 Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 78 00:04:08,422 --> 00:04:11,812 Yeah, I, um, I have a bunch of beer in the car, 79 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:13,470 but I... I brought the condoms. 80 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,220 Big night planned. 81 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:26,527 How you doing? 82 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,613 I'm... 83 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:30,748 I'm good. 84 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,357 Who, wh... who are you? 85 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:35,405 We'll get to that. 86 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,281 Why don't you have a seat right there? 87 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:47,979 I... I'm just here to meet her. 88 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,067 Meet who? 89 00:04:49,071 --> 00:04:50,420 Your... your daughter. 90 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,031 My daughter? 91 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,296 What makes you think it's my daughter? 92 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,121 Please, sir, I... 93 00:05:00,125 --> 00:05:02,650 I'm divorced. I... I... I just got divorced. 94 00:05:12,921 --> 00:05:18,796 "I will undress you and you will undress me." 95 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:24,102 "For a virgin to have sex, it hurts." 96 00:05:24,106 --> 00:05:25,495 I... I wasn't here for any bad reason. 97 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:26,800 "So, I will have to put..." 98 00:05:26,804 --> 00:05:30,978 "I will have to put some extra lubricant." 99 00:05:30,982 --> 00:05:32,328 "Some extra lubricant." 100 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,374 Please, sir, I have a little girl at home. 101 00:05:35,378 --> 00:05:36,854 She's only 4. 102 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:40,901 You're here at the house of a 13-year-old girl. 103 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:42,947 Sir, I... I... I was just talking. 104 00:05:42,951 --> 00:05:45,558 It... it's... it's just chat. 105 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:49,914 It's not just chat though, is it? 106 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,790 You see how this looks, right? 107 00:05:59,837 --> 00:06:02,362 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 108 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:11,109 I don't want any of this for you 109 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,631 but at the end of the day, 110 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,937 a man must be held accountable 111 00:06:16,941 --> 00:06:18,548 for the decisions that he makes. 112 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:19,683 Do you agree? 113 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,508 Well, good. 114 00:06:22,512 --> 00:06:24,253 What do you think should happen to you? 115 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:29,084 Give me... the electric chair? 116 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,828 Is that what's gonna happen to me? 117 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,392 That's not up to me. 118 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,437 Get ready to go in. 119 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,008 Do you watch television? 120 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:41,705 Yes. 121 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,579 Well, there's something you should know. 122 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:50,191 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 123 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,538 And we're doing a story on... 124 00:06:52,542 --> 00:06:53,670 No. 125 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,236 Adults who try to meet teens online. 126 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:57,021 Please don't put this on TV, please. 127 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:58,239 Please, please. 128 00:06:58,243 --> 00:06:59,850 No decisions have been made yet. 129 00:06:59,854 --> 00:07:02,026 We don't know which segments will air. 130 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,201 -Please. -But I'm gonna 131 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:04,376 need to ask you to leave. 132 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,295 Go, go, go, go, go. 133 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:18,999 Let me see your hands! 134 00:07:19,003 --> 00:07:20,348 Hands, on the ground! 135 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,615 Don't move! On the ground! 136 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:45,290 Okay, that's a cut. 137 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,038 State your name. 138 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,127 Okay. 139 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,604 Uh, hello. 140 00:07:58,608 --> 00:08:00,258 My name is Dan Plum. 141 00:08:00,262 --> 00:08:01,306 I'm... 142 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,349 Directly to c... to camera? 143 00:08:04,353 --> 00:08:05,572 -To camera. -Oh, got it. 144 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,356 Take two. 145 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:13,706 Hello. 146 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:14,798 My name is Dan Plum. 147 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:16,840 I'm non-union, 148 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:19,320 and I'm not currently represented at this time. 149 00:08:19,324 --> 00:08:20,539 Although it's mentioned on my resume, 150 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:21,714 I'd like to highlight 151 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,803 I recently completed a commercial or a... 152 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:27,372 a national commercial rather, for Toys "R" Us, 153 00:08:27,376 --> 00:08:29,505 which was originally a background part, 154 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,289 but became a speaking part. 155 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:33,208 So I'm very excited about that. 156 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,646 Should I begin? 157 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:41,651 Hm. 158 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:58,011 ♪ 525,600 minutes 159 00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:02,755 ♪ 525,000 moments so dear 160 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:07,325 ♪ 525,600 minutes 161 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:11,420 ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 162 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:13,766 ♪ In daylights... 163 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:14,902 Okay, that's enough. 164 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,161 Do you know what you're auditioning for? 165 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,562 Is it a speaking part? 166 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,607 Speaking part. 167 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,740 5 freaking grand per shoot. 168 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:33,133 -What the fuck? -For like, three shoots. 169 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:35,005 -5 grand? -5 grand. 170 00:09:35,009 --> 00:09:36,619 Fuck you, dude. That's crazy. 171 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:41,272 But there's no like, sing... singing or anything in it? 172 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:44,449 I don't... I think it's largely improvisational. 173 00:09:44,453 --> 00:09:47,234 The face, you just put your jaw forward. It's just... 174 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,671 -Can you do it now? -Oh, yeah. 175 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:49,979 Would you? 176 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:54,111 I thank God every single day 177 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,940 for Inside the Actors Studio. 178 00:09:56,944 --> 00:09:59,377 It made me realize that what we do is a craft, 179 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:01,513 like whittling or surgery. 180 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,643 Wait, so what's the type of role? 181 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,036 Are you... you playing a child? 182 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,907 Could be as young as 13. 183 00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:09,126 That's cra... 184 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,128 So how are you gonna get in character, man? 185 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,738 How do you produce the voice? 186 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,090 It comes out. 187 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,226 Hi. 188 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,747 Hi. 189 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,751 Well, I reckon what you's are wanting to know is... 190 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:27,100 What I'm doing in here. 191 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,580 Hey. 192 00:10:28,584 --> 00:10:31,191 Well, anyhow, I reckon that's all you'd need to know. 193 00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,584 Oh my gosh, hey. 194 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:33,890 It's so good to see you. 195 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,631 I like soccer. 196 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,197 I'm a soccer player. 197 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,507 Hmm. 198 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,945 Does it sound like I'm straining 199 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:47,555 or does that feel like a lil'? 200 00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:49,518 Weirdly, dude, I think you nailed that. 201 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,779 If you wanna do this part justice, 202 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,216 you gotta have your body looking right. 203 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,131 You need to stay in your lane. 204 00:10:58,135 --> 00:10:59,180 Okay? 205 00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,054 What do you mean? What's my lane? 206 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,101 Like, nubile. 207 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,017 Hairless. 208 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:12,975 Boy man. 209 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,069 I don't think that's it. 210 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:21,855 That's you, man. 211 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:23,986 That's your lane. 212 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,434 Psst. Hey. 213 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,350 Hey. 214 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,004 Yeah? 215 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,440 It's you. 216 00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,707 Chris Hammon, right? 217 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,140 -Hansen. -I knew it. 218 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,272 Thank you. 219 00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:54,361 They double-booked me. 220 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,146 I started raising hell and they... they... 221 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,496 they changed it to a first-class ticket. 222 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:02,761 Now, who am I to turn down free sky margs? 223 00:12:02,765 --> 00:12:03,766 Lucky you. 224 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:11,683 It is so cool to meet a real celebrity. 225 00:12:11,687 --> 00:12:17,127 What you're doing matters, like really fucking matters. 226 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,084 Thank you so much. 227 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:23,260 I appreciate that. 228 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,178 I hope they're treating you right. 229 00:12:26,484 --> 00:12:29,312 I hope you're making a million dollars a year. 230 00:12:31,576 --> 00:12:34,532 I hope they're giving you everything you want. Cheers. 231 00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:36,190 Cheers. 232 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,799 You know, at first, no one at the network 233 00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:41,931 wanted to listen to us. 234 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:43,193 And they said, "How do I promote this? 235 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,281 How do I promote this?" 236 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,457 And... and I went to the network 237 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:50,113 and I said, "I'll tell you how to promote it. 238 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:53,507 There's a man with his penis in his hand, 239 00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,205 and he's on your porch, 240 00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,033 and he wants to stick it in your daughter." 241 00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,643 Oh. 242 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:02,038 "Tonight, I'm gonna tell you how to make that not happen." 243 00:13:02,042 --> 00:13:03,343 God. 244 00:13:03,347 --> 00:13:05,041 -Right? -Yes. 245 00:13:05,045 --> 00:13:07,913 And they just said, "Okay." 246 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,785 "Green lit." 247 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,177 Well, that's what it's about, right? 248 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,965 It is. That's the entertainment industry. 249 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,008 You gotta tell 'em how to sell it. 250 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,227 It's not just about making a show. 251 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,710 -You know, Chris. -Hmm. 252 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,495 If I was you, 253 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,673 I'd just fucking kill those guys. 254 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,416 Beat the living shit out of 'em. 255 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,197 Bare hands. 256 00:13:31,201 --> 00:13:32,808 Ha! 257 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,943 I don't think that would fly on NBC. 258 00:13:36,511 --> 00:13:39,688 Don't you ever just wanna bleed 'em? 259 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,912 Uh, well... 260 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:51,830 I think maybe what I do is a little worse. 261 00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,268 All right, then. 262 00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,573 Stay down. Don't move. 263 00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:00,836 Stop resisting. Give him your hands. 264 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,793 Hands behind your back! 265 00:14:01,797 --> 00:14:03,186 Stay down! 266 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,579 Our Iraq veteran is all apologies now, 267 00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:08,104 but this is the same man saying things to a girl 268 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,845 he thought was 13 like... 269 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,281 "We can take the shower together." 270 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:14,240 "I will undress you, and you will undress me, okay?" 271 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:15,328 Little did he know, 272 00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,069 he was chatting with an adult man, 273 00:14:17,073 --> 00:14:19,419 Xavier Von Erck, a co-founder 274 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:22,292 of the vigilante group Perverted Justice, 275 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,729 whose mission is exposing internet predators. 276 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:26,644 Coming up, driveway. Battle stations. 277 00:14:26,648 --> 00:14:27,906 -Battle stations. -I... I just gotta go floss. 278 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,777 I... I have something stuck in my teeth. 279 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:32,650 This is Del Harvey, one of our decoys. 280 00:14:32,654 --> 00:14:35,087 She can act like a cutesy 13-year-old girl. 281 00:14:35,091 --> 00:14:37,873 You're so funny. 282 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,178 Or she can put a ball cap on 283 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,571 and pose as a boy. 284 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,181 Do you know anything about like, skateboarding? 285 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:45,968 Oh, I just whacked my toe on the banister. 286 00:14:45,972 --> 00:14:47,230 I'll... I'll be right down. 287 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:50,537 I've worked a lot with victims of sexual abuse. 288 00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:52,975 I sort of see what I do here as a form of activism. 289 00:14:52,979 --> 00:14:55,847 One year since our first investigation, 290 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:59,633 this national epidemic keeps on growing. 291 00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,113 -How old are you? -35. 292 00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,375 Want to try again? 293 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,637 When we come back... 294 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:04,943 Hey, come on in. 295 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:06,989 The parade of men begins, 296 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:09,382 and some of them come bearing gifts. 297 00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,254 I... I brought the condoms, too. 298 00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:12,429 You can have a seat right there. 299 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,039 Pores. 300 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:17,873 Ca... c... can we get closer in on his pores? 301 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,351 When these guys, they see me emerge, 302 00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:22,961 their noses flare. 303 00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,615 And I... I think it'd be fascinating for an audience 304 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:25,703 to experience that as well. 305 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:26,882 Just... 306 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,099 Just... yeah. 307 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:31,543 Can I just try that VO one more time? 308 00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:38,498 When we come back, the parade of men begins 309 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:41,288 and some of them come bearing gifts. 310 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:42,942 It's time. 311 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,639 Hmm. 312 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,725 Okay, let's try that again. 313 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,379 When we come back, 314 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,903 the parade of men begins 315 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:53,905 and some of them come bearing gifts. 316 00:15:53,909 --> 00:15:55,955 That was great. I loved it. That's the one. 317 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,041 Okay, just one more time. 318 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,520 When we come back... 319 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:01,826 When we come back... 320 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:05,699 When we come back, the parade of men begins 321 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:09,225 and some of them come bearing gifts. 322 00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:10,487 Very nice. Mark that take. 323 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:11,891 -Just one more time. -We gotta go. 324 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:21,802 -We gotta go. -All right. Thank you. 325 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:22,807 Thank you so much. 326 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,636 Great, great work. 327 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,419 Guy thinks he's fucking 328 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,029 Mike Wallace. 329 00:16:31,033 --> 00:16:32,294 Is this a mistake? 330 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,428 The trial will have no jury... 331 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:38,819 five anonymous judges will come to their verdict 332 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,473 after hearing witness testimony 333 00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:43,433 from behind an opaque screen. 334 00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:45,829 I'm Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 335 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,528 Oh, I forgot something, I'll be back. 336 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,707 Fucking shit. 337 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,577 I told you you can't call me at work. 338 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,104 You never want to see me again? 339 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:01,715 Absolutely not. 340 00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,236 What? 341 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:06,325 Chris, you said you loved me. 342 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:07,587 No, I'm not talking to you. 343 00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,894 I'm... I... I'm in a meeting. I, uh... 344 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,156 You're not in a goddamn meeting. 345 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,462 And I know you're in Fort Myers 346 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,767 -next week and... -I'll call you back. Okay? 347 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:14,986 If you don't see me then 348 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,470 I'm telling your wife. Goodbye! 349 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,562 Yeah, vending services. 350 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:28,304 Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 351 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:32,051 Your machine has just stolen from me. 352 00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,400 JZ. 353 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:38,749 Great to see you. 354 00:17:38,753 --> 00:17:40,229 Apologies. 355 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,013 Apologies for the delay. I, uh... 356 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:43,101 It's okay. We... we were 357 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:44,537 supposed to start a few minutes ago, 358 00:17:44,541 --> 00:17:47,240 but it's okay. Have a seat, and try a cookie. 359 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,806 So, look, I don't know how else to say this, 360 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:55,639 but I don't really like your show. 361 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,725 I don't really understand it. 362 00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:02,646 I don't really believe in it, but America loves it. 363 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,819 Television's changing. 364 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,430 Seinfeld gone. 365 00:18:07,434 --> 00:18:09,606 Friendsgone. 366 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,260 We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars 367 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,610 into beautiful scripted shows. 368 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,177 The audience just isn't there. 369 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,614 They're not watching. Right now, 370 00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:20,356 your show has a special connection with the audience. 371 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,967 Every one of our competitors is trying to copy it. 372 00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:24,664 ABC will have a functioning facsimile 373 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:25,752 in less than a month. 374 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:28,190 So, I need to move you. 375 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,762 It's time that you all play with the big boys. 376 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,065 What do we got on Thursday nights? 377 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:35,201 Uh, My Name Is Earl. 378 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,637 -No. -Bump Joey. 379 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,506 We're not bumping Joey. 380 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:41,812 Let me see. 381 00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:43,422 Friday Night Lights. No, my favorite show. 382 00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,250 Criminal Intent. SVU. 383 00:18:45,254 --> 00:18:47,648 No. Dick Wolf. Biggest Loser, reality. 384 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,346 Oh, I got it. 385 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,827 We're taking on... 386 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,652 -Lost? -Lost. 387 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,132 Lost. 388 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,182 Lostis on at the same time. 389 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:02,920 It's us versus them. 390 00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,356 And we can kill 'em, 391 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,706 but we're gonna need a lot more of those 392 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,666 you're not gonna believe who's coming high impact... 393 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:10,971 -Predators. -Yeah. 394 00:19:10,975 --> 00:19:12,455 Can you do that? 395 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,719 Yes, I can. 396 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,544 Schoolgirl 397 00:19:18,548 --> 00:19:20,416 fetishizers. 398 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,852 Yeah, pizza's my favorite. 399 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,245 What kind of flavor do you like? 400 00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,029 -This thing. -Pepperoni. 401 00:19:25,033 --> 00:19:26,165 That thing. 402 00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,558 We've seen it all before. 403 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,556 That's old Predator. 404 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,384 Oh my God. 405 00:19:32,388 --> 00:19:33,646 You're so pretty. 406 00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:34,995 Aw, you're so sweet. 407 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:37,041 We need 408 00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:40,831 the spectacular, the best of the best. 409 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,265 I want whales. 410 00:19:43,269 --> 00:19:44,440 All right, this guy's good. 411 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,659 CrazyFrog73. 412 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:49,314 He wants us to cover him with whipped cream 413 00:19:49,318 --> 00:19:55,324 and he wants to watch the kid have sex with a cat. 414 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,584 We're taking the new schedule 415 00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,586 -to advertisers next week. -Come again? 416 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:04,028 To Catch a Predator, Wednesdays 9:00 p.m. 417 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,552 Primetime. 418 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,682 Oh, my God. Chris. 419 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,727 I always knew it would happen. 420 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,858 Okay. 421 00:20:11,862 --> 00:20:13,164 I always knew we could do this. 422 00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,166 So, we need to, um... 423 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:18,735 How do we, um, uh... high impact predators? 424 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,258 You know, it's not like we can hold auditions. 425 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:22,217 You know, we're kind of at the mercy of what each town... 426 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,479 I know you can figure it out, Andie. 427 00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:24,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 428 00:20:24,484 --> 00:20:25,524 I believe in you. 429 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,612 We're gonna find them 430 00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,266 and we're gonna be bigger than Lost. 431 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,876 We're gonna be bigger than Lost. 432 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,704 Hey, Hansen. 433 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,619 Breaking news. I'm Stone Phillips. 434 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,447 Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 435 00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:36,538 Great job. 436 00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,978 I could never do what you do. 437 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:43,977 Good to see you, Stone. 438 00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:46,850 Mm. It's thrilling. 439 00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:48,247 I'll be watching from Afghanistan. 440 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,249 Thank you. 441 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:31,986 Hey, buck. 442 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:38,819 I wanna show you boys something. 443 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,518 Hey, what's up? 444 00:21:46,522 --> 00:21:48,868 Hey. Come on in. 445 00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:51,349 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 446 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,395 I'm sure. 447 00:21:53,399 --> 00:21:56,136 I have a bunch of beer in the car, 448 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,487 but I... I brought the condoms. 449 00:21:58,491 --> 00:21:59,666 Big night planned. 450 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,622 Why don't you have a seat right there? 451 00:22:03,626 --> 00:22:05,276 I... I'm just here to meet her. 452 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,278 They're gonna put me on prime time. 453 00:22:07,282 --> 00:22:09,454 What makes you think it's my daughter? 454 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,112 You boys know what that is? 455 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:12,983 No. 456 00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:18,898 Well, it's the time when the most amount of people 457 00:22:18,902 --> 00:22:21,684 tune in to watch a program. 458 00:22:21,688 --> 00:22:23,124 You see how this looks, right? 459 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,127 Oh, that's cool. 460 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:28,995 Yeah. 461 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:30,214 At the end of the day, 462 00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,216 a man has to be held accountable 463 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:33,391 for the decisions that he makes. 464 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,874 Don't you agree? 465 00:22:36,050 --> 00:22:37,134 Well, what do you think 466 00:22:37,138 --> 00:22:38,701 should happen to you? 467 00:22:38,705 --> 00:22:39,706 The electric chair. 468 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,575 Is that what's gonna happen to me? 469 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:44,711 Hi. 470 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:47,627 I didn't hear you come in. 471 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:50,456 Did you wake them? 472 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,629 Oh no, I was just um... 473 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:54,891 I was just reviewing the new edit 474 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:57,376 and uh, they walked in, yeah. 475 00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,897 I'm glad they saw you. 476 00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:01,985 Adults who 477 00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:03,378 like to meet young teens online. 478 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,683 Please, please, please. 479 00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:06,123 Don't put this on TV, please. 480 00:23:10,258 --> 00:23:11,734 Mary, I... I need to say something 481 00:23:11,738 --> 00:23:14,393 or my head is gonna explode. I... 482 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:23,006 I know that you think you know what kind of man I am, 483 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:26,096 that I'm not upstanding in all the ways 484 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:28,319 you thought I would be when we married. 485 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,847 But I just wanna say that here and now... 486 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:43,291 I am guilty of everything you accuse me of. 487 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:46,638 The one thing I am not guilty of 488 00:23:46,642 --> 00:23:48,427 is falling out of love with you. 489 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:54,824 And I promise when I return, 490 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,220 I will be the man you married. 491 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,551 They're moving the show to prime time. 492 00:24:58,235 --> 00:24:59,236 Hello? 493 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,974 Hello, Mr. Plum. 494 00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,802 Uh, we have a extra large style 495 00:25:03,806 --> 00:25:06,370 dildo for you downstairs. 496 00:25:06,374 --> 00:25:07,458 Um, if you could come 497 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,025 and get it as soon as possible, 498 00:25:09,029 --> 00:25:10,377 that would be amazing. 499 00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:12,985 It's me, it's Troy. 500 00:25:12,989 --> 00:25:14,160 Hey, Troy. 501 00:25:14,164 --> 00:25:15,600 Dude, what's the room like? 502 00:25:16,732 --> 00:25:18,164 It's awesome. 503 00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:21,820 Uh, I have not one, but two beds, and... 504 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,909 and they have these like, cool towel things 505 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:27,957 and a view of like uh, this like cool pool. 506 00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,484 Have you jerked it yet? 507 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:33,745 I'm just kidding, man. 508 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:34,909 Do you have a coffee machine? 509 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,318 Yeah. 510 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,534 Does it have like, 511 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:41,579 little packets of coffee, and sugar, and cream? 512 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:42,972 Yeah, why? 513 00:25:42,976 --> 00:25:45,061 Dude, that's amazing. 514 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:46,192 That's fucking... 515 00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:47,629 I... I wish that was me, man. 516 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,674 I'll just say that. 517 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,332 You're the king of Fort Myers, man. 518 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,911 Uh... 519 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:12,918 You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 520 00:26:16,531 --> 00:26:18,619 You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 521 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:23,015 Do you have any pets? 522 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:26,322 Do you have any pets? 523 00:26:27,411 --> 00:26:29,195 Do you have any pets? 524 00:26:30,850 --> 00:26:32,807 You stick my thing in your mouth. 525 00:26:34,244 --> 00:26:35,288 And then I promise... 526 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:40,250 Xavier! 527 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,164 Is this for a lying child 528 00:26:45,168 --> 00:26:48,254 or an adult thinking about fucking a child? 529 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,865 -I... I... -Is this for you? 530 00:26:49,869 --> 00:26:51,823 It's so obviously a joke. 531 00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:54,130 Where are the rest of the goddamn chat logs? 532 00:26:54,134 --> 00:26:56,262 -Did you sanction this? -Harv, come on. 533 00:26:56,266 --> 00:26:57,572 It's on our merch site. 534 00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,181 What is merch site? 535 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,356 If this doesn't get taken down, 536 00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,880 I'm not going out there. 537 00:27:04,884 --> 00:27:06,795 -It's just a thong. -What... 538 00:27:06,799 --> 00:27:07,887 Andie! 539 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,281 No. No, no. No. 540 00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:17,022 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 541 00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:18,589 What are you do... Whoa, what is this? 542 00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:20,417 -I'm not going out there... -Wait, wait, Del. But I... I... 543 00:27:20,421 --> 00:27:21,853 until this gets taken down. 544 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:23,550 I... I need you today. Our new decoy did not show. 545 00:27:23,554 --> 00:27:24,639 This is on our website. 546 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:25,944 Let me see, don't do this to me... 547 00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,148 'Cause we need you to bind up. 548 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,166 Hi. 549 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:32,168 Whoa. Who the fuck are you? 550 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:34,779 Oh. Oh, hi. 551 00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:35,954 -You're Andie? -Hi. 552 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:37,303 -I'm Dan. -What are you wearing? 553 00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:39,001 -What are you wearing? -I, uh... 554 00:27:39,005 --> 00:27:40,437 -You need to change. -Bogey. 555 00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:41,656 Yo, Crazy Frog is here. 556 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,659 Uh, graphic tee and swim trunks. 557 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,138 Okay, come on. 558 00:27:46,142 --> 00:27:47,705 Okay, Dan. 559 00:27:47,709 --> 00:27:50,926 So you are playing a 13-year-old named Peter. 560 00:27:50,930 --> 00:27:52,362 Peter. 561 00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:55,408 And you have been chatting with this man online. 562 00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:57,628 -Okay. -And he likes cats. 563 00:27:57,632 --> 00:28:00,022 -Cats. -And he has a sweet tooth. 564 00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:02,024 All you need to do... 565 00:28:02,028 --> 00:28:03,852 Is get him to the kitchen island. 566 00:28:03,856 --> 00:28:05,288 -Okay. -And then Chris will 567 00:28:05,292 --> 00:28:09,640 come in and you will go out. 568 00:28:09,644 --> 00:28:11,163 -Oh, Jesus. -Chris comes in, I go... 569 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,556 -Okay, puka shell... -Out. That... that's it. 570 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,731 Puka shell. Puka shell. Puka shell. 571 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,015 -We're all out. -No puka shell? 572 00:28:16,869 --> 00:28:20,655 Okay. Dan, do you understand? 573 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:25,090 Is there maybe time for a rehearsal? 574 00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:26,921 We're gonna shoot the rehearsal. 575 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,101 Uh... 576 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,385 Come in. 577 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,350 Peter? 578 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,045 Is that you? 579 00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:08,659 Hi. 580 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,271 Yeah, it's me. 581 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:13,752 You look different. 582 00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:18,800 Way different. 583 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:22,543 Maybe. 584 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:26,064 Sorry, I'm sort of nervous. 585 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:27,853 You're even hotter than your pictures. 586 00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:31,030 Did you change your hair or something? 587 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,601 I've been out in the sun. 588 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,735 -That's cool. -Wanna go over here? 589 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,826 -Where? -I guess I thought, um, 590 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,916 maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 591 00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,050 Okay. 592 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,617 Do... do you have any water? 593 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:56,795 I'll see what I can do. 594 00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,408 By the way... 595 00:30:06,108 --> 00:30:09,934 I brought something. 596 00:30:09,938 --> 00:30:11,243 Oh, yeah? 597 00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,562 Wow. 598 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:30,350 Okay. 599 00:30:32,743 --> 00:30:34,263 Primetime, baby. 600 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:36,308 He did not disappoint. 601 00:30:36,312 --> 00:30:37,531 What's going on here? 602 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,316 Why don't you have a seat right there? 603 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,410 Wanna explain yourself? 604 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,984 Running around, looking for a cat, 605 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:00,032 spraying whipped cream all over yourself. 606 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,687 What's going on in your mind? 607 00:31:05,602 --> 00:31:06,556 What would've happened 608 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,732 if I wasn't here? 609 00:31:08,736 --> 00:31:10,477 Something would've happened. 610 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:12,479 Something like? 611 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:15,395 Something along sexual lines. 612 00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:17,567 Crazy Frog. 613 00:31:17,571 --> 00:31:18,960 Something like 614 00:31:18,964 --> 00:31:20,878 you would've had sex with an underage teen? 615 00:31:22,489 --> 00:31:24,356 Okay. I don't know if we would've done that. 616 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,359 Sir, your penis is already out. 617 00:31:27,363 --> 00:31:28,491 Hey. 618 00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:29,840 Hey. 619 00:31:29,844 --> 00:31:31,276 You were amazing. 620 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,364 Oh, thanks. 621 00:31:32,368 --> 00:31:33,975 You're a movie star. 622 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:35,715 -Thank you. -Yeah. 623 00:31:35,719 --> 00:31:38,805 You are a natural. 624 00:31:38,809 --> 00:31:40,503 -Okay. -Yeah. 625 00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:41,983 Amazing. 626 00:31:41,987 --> 00:31:43,332 Thank you. 627 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:45,947 I get stress migraines. I don't know if you do. 628 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,037 Maybe. Maybe. 629 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:50,952 Thank you. 630 00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,344 You were so good. 631 00:31:55,348 --> 00:31:56,606 -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 632 00:31:56,610 --> 00:31:57,912 -Thanks. -Yeah. 633 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,304 I mean it. 634 00:31:59,308 --> 00:32:00,570 -Yeah. -Yeah. 635 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:03,700 -We're doing a story... -Yeah. 636 00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:04,875 On adults 637 00:32:04,879 --> 00:32:06,746 who try to meet young teens online. 638 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,534 It's okay. It's okay. 639 00:32:10,102 --> 00:32:11,973 It happens to us all. 640 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,146 Obviously, you're free to go, 641 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,022 but please take the cream. 642 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,499 I like this new decoy. 643 00:32:20,503 --> 00:32:21,936 Didn't freeze up like the last one. 644 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,459 Yeah. I think he might walk. 645 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,069 Oh, goddamn it, Andie. Not again. 646 00:32:25,073 --> 00:32:26,288 Well... I... I need that one. 647 00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:27,854 He's perfect for Jersey Shore. 648 00:32:27,858 --> 00:32:31,946 Um... I agree, but for his first time, that was a lot, 649 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,991 and if we do have to inform the network, 650 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:36,037 the optics are really not good. 651 00:32:36,041 --> 00:32:39,131 So can you talk to him? 652 00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:42,130 What? No. I have somewhere to be. 653 00:32:42,134 --> 00:32:44,136 Uh, in Fort Myers? Where? 654 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,877 I have a life, Andie. 655 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:52,009 Okay. Uh, can you talk to him first? 656 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:55,534 I think that reassurance coming from you, 657 00:32:55,538 --> 00:32:58,977 maybe at the hotel bar, maybe a nice Macallan, 658 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:03,197 and maybe you expense it. Maybe I don't tell. 659 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:19,950 Dan Plum. 660 00:33:19,954 --> 00:33:20,999 Chris Hansen. 661 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:23,171 How're you doing? 662 00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:24,567 I'm okay. 663 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,355 It's a big day. 664 00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:32,702 Do you want some wine, Dan? 665 00:33:32,706 --> 00:33:34,356 Uh. Bud Light? 666 00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,705 Bud Light would be nice. 667 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:37,537 Relax, it's on NBC. 668 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:41,584 B... Budweiser, then. 669 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,109 Macallan, neat. 670 00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:51,503 How long you been acting, Dan? 671 00:33:51,507 --> 00:33:54,028 Uh, four years. 672 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,290 Four years professionally, 673 00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:59,076 but I've... I've dreamt of it my entire life. 674 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,688 Um, musical theater mainly. 675 00:34:02,692 --> 00:34:03,780 Uh. 676 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:06,566 Different world. 677 00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:12,833 I hate feeling like I'm not up to the task. 678 00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:19,796 It... it matters a lot to me to... to do a good job. 679 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:22,799 Look... 680 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,711 what were you hoping 681 00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:28,762 to achieve from this experience? 682 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:33,462 Uh, something for my reel. 683 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,941 More than that um, a credit. 684 00:34:37,945 --> 00:34:39,203 -Mm-hmm. -That would be 685 00:34:39,207 --> 00:34:40,509 really helpful for getting my union card 686 00:34:40,513 --> 00:34:43,033 and representation. 687 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,469 Thank you. 688 00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:45,518 Dan. 689 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,088 Do you know what your credit is on this show? 690 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:53,700 Peter? 691 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:56,394 Peter? 692 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:58,353 Uh, my character from today? 693 00:34:58,357 --> 00:35:01,225 No. 694 00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:02,444 No. 695 00:35:02,448 --> 00:35:03,710 Superhero. 696 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,361 That's your credit. 697 00:35:06,365 --> 00:35:11,500 Dan, what, what you're doing is more than acting. 698 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,634 It's much more. 699 00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:19,330 You're... you're here with us, and you're... 700 00:35:19,334 --> 00:35:20,466 you're saving children. 701 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:24,774 Yeah. 702 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:32,909 Dan. 703 00:35:32,913 --> 00:35:33,957 Daniel. 704 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,784 Dan. 705 00:35:38,788 --> 00:35:44,181 Danny. Danny, uh, Decoy Dan. 706 00:35:44,185 --> 00:35:45,922 -Decoy Dan? -Decoy Dan. 707 00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:47,406 -Decoy Dan. -Decoy Dan. 708 00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:49,669 That's your credit. 709 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:53,059 Decoy Dan. 710 00:35:53,063 --> 00:35:54,151 Decoy Dan. 711 00:36:04,074 --> 00:36:08,597 You remind me of my son, but uh, older. 712 00:36:08,601 --> 00:36:09,645 Oh. 713 00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:11,647 Thanks. 714 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:16,779 ♪ Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous ♪ 715 00:36:16,783 --> 00:36:21,523 ♪ Kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty ♪ 716 00:36:21,527 --> 00:36:23,786 ♪ Brave, clean, and ha... 717 00:36:23,790 --> 00:36:25,400 Oh, uh... 718 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:31,315 the uh, respectful? 719 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:32,886 Close. 720 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,236 Reverent. 721 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:36,842 Reverent. 722 00:36:36,846 --> 00:36:38,235 I knew you were a Boy Scout. 723 00:36:38,239 --> 00:36:40,368 How long did you do it for? 724 00:36:40,372 --> 00:36:42,809 Maybe like two years or something like that. 725 00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:47,466 It's a sign of strong character. 726 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:51,513 Goodnight. 727 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,949 Sorry, can I just ask, is that an acting totem? 728 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:58,995 What? Your bracelet. 729 00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:00,130 Is it... 730 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:04,918 Nothing I do is acting, Dan. 731 00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:12,574 -Right. I... -Got it in India, 1996. 732 00:37:12,578 --> 00:37:15,798 I was doing a story on child slave labor. 733 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:18,801 It won an Emmy. 734 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:24,590 Predatorhas never earned an Emmy, 735 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:28,594 nor any of the serious recognition it deserves. 736 00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:37,559 But I think that's all about to change. 737 00:37:40,997 --> 00:37:42,125 All right. All right. 738 00:37:42,129 --> 00:37:43,261 All right. 739 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,129 I'll see you tomorrow. 740 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:47,265 See you tomorrow. 741 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,413 Okay. 742 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,284 One down. 743 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:28,867 Hello? 744 00:38:28,871 --> 00:38:29,955 Oh, hey, Andie. 745 00:38:29,959 --> 00:38:32,175 This is Patty Patterson from ABC. 746 00:38:32,179 --> 00:38:33,742 Sorry, am I interrupting something? 747 00:38:33,746 --> 00:38:34,960 No. 748 00:38:34,964 --> 00:38:36,701 I don't think we've met, but... 749 00:38:36,705 --> 00:38:39,878 Oh, uh, we have, actually. 750 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:42,577 The Murrow Awards last year. 751 00:38:42,581 --> 00:38:44,147 Right. Ugh, my brain. 752 00:38:46,236 --> 00:38:48,234 Anyway, we wanted to congratulate you 753 00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:49,801 on the new time slot. 754 00:38:49,805 --> 00:38:52,500 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 755 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:55,546 I saw Jeff just pitched it to the ad men. 756 00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:56,808 Not... not sure if you're aware, 757 00:38:56,812 --> 00:38:57,940 but we've been working on a show 758 00:38:57,944 --> 00:38:59,898 for the same night. 759 00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,247 Uh-huh. 760 00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:02,640 And we have been so impressed 761 00:39:02,644 --> 00:39:03,946 by your work onPredator, 762 00:39:03,950 --> 00:39:06,427 we would love to pick your brain. 763 00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,819 I was wondering if you'd be free 764 00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:09,343 for a drink or a... 765 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,127 You know what's better than a drink? 766 00:39:11,131 --> 00:39:12,389 A sushi roll. 767 00:39:12,393 --> 00:39:13,651 Well, that's not possible. 768 00:39:13,655 --> 00:39:16,480 I'm... I'm shooting in Fort Myers. 769 00:39:16,484 --> 00:39:17,655 That is crazy. 770 00:39:17,659 --> 00:39:20,963 I will be in Florida tomorrow. 771 00:39:20,967 --> 00:39:23,182 Uh, not tomorrow? 772 00:39:23,186 --> 00:39:24,314 Yeah, sounds great. 773 00:39:24,318 --> 00:39:25,638 So I'll see you tomorrow evening. 774 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,670 Evening? Uh, hey, okay. 775 00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:45,466 Look, I don't mean to upset you, Kristyn, 776 00:39:45,470 --> 00:39:48,251 but we can still have a nice dinner as friends. 777 00:39:48,255 --> 00:39:49,600 Like... 778 00:39:49,604 --> 00:39:50,649 Friends? 779 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:53,129 Hmm. 780 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:12,406 So none of this meant anything to you? 781 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:14,320 Not nothing, no. 782 00:40:14,324 --> 00:40:20,326 Uh, Kristyn, I... I... I want to be a part of your life. 783 00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:24,679 I do. I truly do, but I can only participate in, 784 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:29,730 uh, obfuscated ways at a distance, you know? 785 00:40:31,124 --> 00:40:32,647 But uh... 786 00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:37,039 Kristyn, come on. 787 00:40:37,043 --> 00:40:40,085 Can I tempt you two with something sweet? 788 00:40:40,089 --> 00:40:41,826 Oh my God, you're Chris Hansen. 789 00:40:41,830 --> 00:40:43,828 -I'm a huge fan of your show. -Uh. 790 00:40:43,832 --> 00:40:45,485 But, I don't want to be in it, but uh... 791 00:40:46,792 --> 00:40:49,094 Do... did... did you want anything for dessert? 792 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,661 Do you have any cookies? 793 00:40:50,665 --> 00:40:52,663 I... I can definitely ask the chef. 794 00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,317 No, I'm just... just kidding around. 795 00:40:54,321 --> 00:40:56,624 Just never mind. 796 00:40:56,628 --> 00:40:57,973 No, it was a joke. 797 00:40:57,977 --> 00:40:59,322 -Oh, okay. -Yeah, yeah. 798 00:40:59,326 --> 00:41:00,758 Thank you so much for coming, Mr. Hansen. 799 00:41:00,762 --> 00:41:01,762 Thank you so much. 800 00:41:03,025 --> 00:41:05,550 Come on. Look, I have... 801 00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:09,988 I have a lot on the line right now. 802 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,992 I love my wife. 803 00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,776 We don't need to make a scene, okay? 804 00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:20,169 We don't need to make a scene. 805 00:41:20,173 --> 00:41:22,650 Happy face. Happy. 806 00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:25,435 Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 807 00:41:25,439 --> 00:41:26,523 I'm gonna do everything 808 00:41:26,527 --> 00:41:27,698 in my power to make this right, 809 00:41:27,702 --> 00:41:29,004 I swear to God. 810 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,571 Like I said, okay? 811 00:41:30,575 --> 00:41:32,664 Okay. Just shh. 812 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:35,580 Shh. 813 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:52,378 Let me... let me get you a cab. 814 00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,726 Oh. Oh, God. 815 00:41:55,730 --> 00:41:57,902 Come on. Let's go. 816 00:41:57,906 --> 00:41:59,341 Okay. Okay. 817 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:04,561 ♪ Goodbye 818 00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:06,827 ♪ Wanna climb a mountain 819 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,352 Who is it? It's me. Can I come in? 820 00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:14,484 -One sec. -Verification call. 821 00:42:14,488 --> 00:42:16,446 Check it out. 822 00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:23,711 Hey, man. 823 00:42:23,715 --> 00:42:25,277 Hey. There you are. 824 00:42:25,281 --> 00:42:26,801 I told you I was real. 825 00:42:26,805 --> 00:42:27,892 I like real. 826 00:42:29,372 --> 00:42:31,762 What do you think we should do next Monday? 827 00:42:31,766 --> 00:42:33,024 I don't know. 828 00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:36,637 Um, probably be shooting some hoops or something, 829 00:42:36,641 --> 00:42:38,856 so if you wanna shower together, 830 00:42:38,860 --> 00:42:40,205 that might be nice. 831 00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:44,035 Yeah. I can't wait for, uh, the adventure. 832 00:42:44,039 --> 00:42:47,952 Cool. It's the uh, last house at the end of the cul-de-sac. 833 00:42:47,956 --> 00:42:50,825 You can't miss it. It's boring like the other ones. 834 00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:52,827 Well, I can't wait. 835 00:42:52,831 --> 00:42:54,916 Cool. Oh, don't forget the weed. 836 00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,091 Oh, yeah. 837 00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:57,527 It's gonna be great. Cool. 838 00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:59,094 All right. Later. Bye. 839 00:42:59,098 --> 00:43:00,882 Bye. 840 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,185 You have to smile, 841 00:43:03,189 --> 00:43:04,490 so they can hear it in your voice. 842 00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:05,883 Yeah, cool. 843 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:06,932 Thanks. 844 00:43:14,156 --> 00:43:18,552 Look, if this is something you really wanna do, 845 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:23,945 you can't treat it like an acting gig, you know? 846 00:43:23,949 --> 00:43:28,166 The last decoy made it an episode and a half. 847 00:43:28,170 --> 00:43:31,173 Saw a predator who looked like his dad and walked off. 848 00:43:32,653 --> 00:43:35,743 You have to find ways to protect yourself. 849 00:43:37,789 --> 00:43:38,746 Yeah. 850 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:41,662 Thanks. 851 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:45,575 See you tomorrow. 852 00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:46,667 Don't be late. 853 00:43:52,978 --> 00:43:54,323 -Hey. -Hey. 854 00:43:54,327 --> 00:43:55,890 Come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies. 855 00:43:55,894 --> 00:43:56,895 "Come right in, bro." 856 00:43:58,287 --> 00:43:59,502 Love your house. 857 00:43:59,506 --> 00:44:01,550 "Hey, come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies." 858 00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:11,601 "Hey, come right in, bro. 859 00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:13,999 I'm baking, I'm baking cookies." 860 00:44:19,874 --> 00:44:20,958 Hey, come on in. 861 00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:22,268 There's sweet tea on the table. 862 00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:25,963 Hey, come on in. 863 00:44:25,967 --> 00:44:27,573 There's sweet tea on the table. 864 00:44:27,577 --> 00:44:29,053 Did you bring any of that stuff 865 00:44:29,057 --> 00:44:30,319 we talked about? 866 00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:32,535 Hey, Marco. 867 00:44:32,539 --> 00:44:34,450 Did you bring the stuff we talked about? 868 00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:35,930 This your house? 869 00:44:35,934 --> 00:44:37,894 Uh, well, technically, my mommy and daddy's house. 870 00:44:38,588 --> 00:44:40,891 Hey, just hopped out of the shower. 871 00:44:40,895 --> 00:44:42,110 Just put a pizza in the oven. 872 00:44:42,114 --> 00:44:44,939 Just picture me naked and come on in. 873 00:44:44,943 --> 00:44:46,810 I could figure something out. 874 00:44:46,814 --> 00:44:48,072 Well, what about a root beer float? 875 00:44:48,076 --> 00:44:49,683 -Ooh. -I'll do that. 876 00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:50,901 Don't go anywhere. 877 00:44:50,905 --> 00:44:52,860 Oh, they're gonna love it. 878 00:44:52,864 --> 00:44:54,648 They're gonna love this. 879 00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:56,864 How you doing, Stanley? 880 00:44:56,868 --> 00:44:57,999 Are you Jeremy? 881 00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,958 Jeremy's talented tongue? 882 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:04,610 You nervous? That's okay. Me too. 883 00:45:04,614 --> 00:45:06,264 What did you think you... 884 00:45:06,268 --> 00:45:07,921 Sorry, sorry. 885 00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,707 Decoy Dan. 886 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,883 Yo, Christopher, I need to talk to you. 887 00:45:15,887 --> 00:45:17,798 Fat fucking tuna on the hook. 888 00:45:17,802 --> 00:45:19,411 Oh, really? 889 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:25,374 Look, come here. 890 00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:27,420 Close the door. 891 00:45:29,901 --> 00:45:30,941 -Hey. Knock, knock. -Uh, what? 892 00:45:30,945 --> 00:45:32,943 -No, no, no. -What's shaking? 893 00:45:32,947 --> 00:45:34,253 It's okay. We're just having a... 894 00:45:37,125 --> 00:45:38,993 Okay. 895 00:45:38,997 --> 00:45:43,475 So we got a fan letter from some flatfoot cop. 896 00:45:43,479 --> 00:45:45,608 "Dear Chris Hansen and the good men 897 00:45:45,612 --> 00:45:47,961 of the National Broadcasting Corporation." 898 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,618 "My name is Michael Chachere." 899 00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,448 Headquarters, be advised, 900 00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:00,758 I locked myself out the unit. 901 00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:05,236 "I write to you today to thank you from the bottom 902 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:07,282 of my heart for promoting goodness 903 00:46:07,286 --> 00:46:09,418 in this troubled world we live in." 904 00:46:12,508 --> 00:46:13,897 Yeah, I'll get the Jared special. 905 00:46:13,901 --> 00:46:16,595 "I also want to thank you for promoting respect 906 00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:19,080 for law enforcement in your programming. 907 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:22,863 "What this world needs, in my opinion, 908 00:46:22,867 --> 00:46:25,082 is a good, hard look in the mirror." 909 00:46:25,086 --> 00:46:26,217 We were just talking. 910 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:30,174 "But what is that, but your show?" 911 00:46:30,178 --> 00:46:31,306 Sorry. 912 00:46:31,310 --> 00:46:32,630 I didn't... I swear I didn't know. 913 00:46:34,487 --> 00:46:37,616 "Should you ever find yourself down in Murphy, Texas, 914 00:46:37,620 --> 00:46:40,358 please know that you have a friendly face 915 00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:41,533 here in our precinct." 916 00:46:41,537 --> 00:46:43,187 "In our precinct. Best regards, Michael." 917 00:46:43,191 --> 00:46:45,276 Michael Chachere. 918 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,631 Chief, this could only look good for election season. 919 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:52,327 What's the name of that program? 920 00:46:52,331 --> 00:46:53,593 How to Catch a Predator. 921 00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,334 Predator? 922 00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:02,206 Anyhow. They tried to get in touch with Andie, 923 00:47:02,210 --> 00:47:04,992 but when they couldn't, they reached out to me. 924 00:47:04,996 --> 00:47:06,558 Uh-uh, I have no missed calls. 925 00:47:06,562 --> 00:47:09,039 Whatever. They want us to come shoot in their town, 926 00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:12,738 so I start to trawl the area, and it's the same old shit. 927 00:47:12,742 --> 00:47:15,350 Factory worker, plumber, loser. Boring. 928 00:47:15,354 --> 00:47:18,266 But... but then I catch something 929 00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:20,838 that's like nothing 930 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:22,923 I've ever seen. 931 00:47:22,927 --> 00:47:26,752 This fish comes along, takes a bite, 932 00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:29,364 and then boom, vanishes. 933 00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:31,714 He comes back, bites again. 934 00:47:31,718 --> 00:47:34,460 But then, poof, gone. 935 00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:36,501 I never lose these guys, 936 00:47:36,505 --> 00:47:40,244 because they are usually fucking idiots, 937 00:47:40,248 --> 00:47:43,769 but this is not your average pedo. 938 00:47:43,773 --> 00:47:47,208 He was careful not to give anything away, but boy, 939 00:47:47,212 --> 00:47:48,953 did he love to chat. 940 00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:51,168 We battled. 941 00:47:51,172 --> 00:47:53,086 I tried every trick in the book, Chris. 942 00:47:54,175 --> 00:47:56,304 I was reeling him in for hours, 943 00:47:56,308 --> 00:47:58,262 but he wouldn't take the bait. 944 00:47:58,266 --> 00:48:04,098 I was ready to give up, but then he slipped. 945 00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:09,277 A wake in Denton, Texas. 946 00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:12,973 So I did some digging. 947 00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:14,500 Ah. 948 00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:19,893 The only one I could find was a private event 949 00:48:19,897 --> 00:48:22,983 for government associates of a dead senator. 950 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,723 Of a dead senator. 951 00:48:24,727 --> 00:48:28,075 The most important suits in Texas. 952 00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:32,949 Chris, we've never caught a government operative before, 953 00:48:32,953 --> 00:48:35,343 a man on the inside. 954 00:48:35,347 --> 00:48:37,784 This, this is it. 955 00:48:38,741 --> 00:48:44,787 This guy's got to be CIA, NSA 956 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:50,840 or he is at the highest levels of government. 957 00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:56,146 I mean, what are we talking about here? 958 00:48:56,150 --> 00:48:59,236 Are we talking about a mayor or a congressman or are we... 959 00:48:59,240 --> 00:49:00,762 are we talking about the president? 960 00:49:09,076 --> 00:49:10,595 -So Chris... -Hmm. 961 00:49:10,599 --> 00:49:13,120 We already have our schedule for the coming months, 962 00:49:13,124 --> 00:49:14,817 and the Jersey Shore is after this. 963 00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:16,775 Uh, that is a priority for the network. 964 00:49:16,779 --> 00:49:18,912 I have a feeling about this guy, Chris. 965 00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:21,088 I really do. 966 00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:26,916 No. It's not enough information to act. 967 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:28,787 She's right. 968 00:49:28,791 --> 00:49:31,529 Keep looking and let me know if you have something more. 969 00:49:31,533 --> 00:49:34,101 I like it, psychic ability. 970 00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:38,580 Nice work. 971 00:49:38,584 --> 00:49:40,193 -Good producing. -Tell me about it. 972 00:49:45,504 --> 00:49:46,722 Fucking bitch. 973 00:49:48,115 --> 00:49:49,678 Could you show me the last couple of clips? 974 00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:52,206 Excuse me. Uh, T minus 10 minutes. 975 00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,771 Can you bring up the last couple of clips we shot? 976 00:49:55,775 --> 00:49:57,686 Oh, they were good. 977 00:49:57,690 --> 00:49:59,166 Well, I wa... I'm thinking of trying something new. 978 00:49:59,170 --> 00:50:00,850 -I wanna see what I did. -They were good. 979 00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:07,217 "You just have to be very clean in your ass." 980 00:50:07,221 --> 00:50:08,392 Mm-hmm. 981 00:50:08,396 --> 00:50:09,524 Your ass? 982 00:50:09,528 --> 00:50:10,742 I think that's too far. 983 00:50:10,746 --> 00:50:13,528 Uh, stick to the suck and be sucked stuff. 984 00:50:13,532 --> 00:50:14,703 -Okay. -Yeah. 985 00:50:14,707 --> 00:50:16,490 Okay. Thank you. 986 00:50:22,323 --> 00:50:23,803 God, this is insane. 987 00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:28,804 -Chris Hansen. -Hi, Chris. 988 00:50:28,808 --> 00:50:31,894 This is Brett Karinsky from the National Enquirer. 989 00:50:31,898 --> 00:50:32,982 -Uh-huh. -We just wanted 990 00:50:32,986 --> 00:50:34,505 to give you the opportunity 991 00:50:34,509 --> 00:50:36,551 to comment before we run a story about you next week. 992 00:50:36,555 --> 00:50:39,384 Uh, and what is the story about? 993 00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:41,817 A young woman 994 00:50:41,821 --> 00:50:44,472 and your extramarital activities. 995 00:50:44,476 --> 00:50:47,170 -Does that ring a bell? -Uh. 996 00:50:47,174 --> 00:50:49,520 -If I call NBC... -Uh. 997 00:50:49,524 --> 00:50:52,567 What would they say about this? 998 00:50:52,571 --> 00:50:55,222 America's favorite pervert catcher 999 00:50:55,226 --> 00:50:57,876 sticking fingers where fingers shouldn't be stuck. 1000 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,578 No. 1001 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,590 Uh. 1002 00:51:14,593 --> 00:51:15,677 Hello? 1003 00:51:15,681 --> 00:51:16,765 Hi, Mary. Chris Hansen. 1004 00:51:16,769 --> 00:51:18,549 Yes, honey. I know. 1005 00:51:18,553 --> 00:51:21,378 Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Um... 1006 00:51:21,382 --> 00:51:22,858 Hey, hey, Dad. 1007 00:51:22,862 --> 00:51:24,816 Hi, boys. Yeah. Hey, Dad. 1008 00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:28,081 Yeah, I was just calling to uh, talk to you 1009 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:32,041 and um, just calling to talk to the boys. 1010 00:51:32,045 --> 00:51:34,308 Are you gonna come to my baseball game? 1011 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,549 I'm just in here. 1012 00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:17,478 Hey. 1013 00:52:17,482 --> 00:52:19,393 Hi. 1014 00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:20,745 Trouble finding the place? 1015 00:52:22,182 --> 00:52:23,314 Not really. 1016 00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:26,661 Oh, shoot. 1017 00:52:26,665 --> 00:52:27,966 Spilled soda on my shirt. 1018 00:52:27,970 --> 00:52:29,054 I'm gonna go change. 1019 00:52:29,058 --> 00:52:30,277 Be back in a sec. 1020 00:52:36,109 --> 00:52:37,367 I've been chatting with him online 1021 00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:38,586 for a month now. 1022 00:52:38,590 --> 00:52:40,196 He's fucking heinous. 1023 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,806 How'd it look? 1024 00:52:41,810 --> 00:52:43,199 You were great. 1025 00:52:43,203 --> 00:52:45,027 If you guys get me the logs in 1026 00:52:45,031 --> 00:52:46,159 more advance next time, 1027 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:48,073 I could use all of that stuff. 1028 00:52:48,077 --> 00:52:51,686 I could... I could've kept him in there for 20 minutes. 1029 00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:53,078 Daniel. Dan, enough. 1030 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:55,259 Actually, do you have a Diet Coke? 1031 00:53:00,742 --> 00:53:01,917 Is Pepsi okay? 1032 00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:05,922 Why don't you have a seat right there? 1033 00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,884 Why don't you have a seat? 1034 00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:16,454 What are you doing here? 1035 00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:21,110 Sit down. 1036 00:53:26,899 --> 00:53:28,205 Sit down! 1037 00:53:31,164 --> 00:53:32,296 What are you doing here? 1038 00:53:35,473 --> 00:53:36,517 Nothing good. 1039 00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:39,781 What do you do for a living? 1040 00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:45,787 I'm a rabbi. 1041 00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:49,352 "I like sucking 1042 00:53:49,356 --> 00:53:51,049 -and being sucked." -He's off. 1043 00:53:51,053 --> 00:53:52,312 Where's that in the Bible? 1044 00:53:52,316 --> 00:53:54,405 The Old Testament or the New Testament? 1045 00:53:56,972 --> 00:54:01,760 Look, you're being very hostile to me. 1046 00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:09,984 Who gave you permission to do this? 1047 00:54:13,815 --> 00:54:15,339 You did this to yourself. 1048 00:54:17,079 --> 00:54:20,996 You know you don't have the right to do this. 1049 00:54:23,825 --> 00:54:26,306 Who do you think you are? 1050 00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:41,361 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, 1051 00:54:41,365 --> 00:54:44,581 and we're doing a story on adults 1052 00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:47,192 who meet young teens online. 1053 00:54:47,196 --> 00:54:50,025 You're doing this for television? 1054 00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:51,632 For television? 1055 00:54:51,636 --> 00:54:52,981 Oh. Get him out. 1056 00:54:52,985 --> 00:54:54,417 -There he is. -Get him out of here! 1057 00:54:54,421 --> 00:54:55,944 There he is. Oh, oh, fuck. 1058 00:54:56,989 --> 00:54:58,073 Get... fuck. 1059 00:54:58,077 --> 00:54:59,161 Oh, that's amazing. 1060 00:54:59,165 --> 00:55:00,249 That is amazing. 1061 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,428 -It's gorgeous. -Yeah. 1062 00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:07,996 Hey, hey, hey. 1063 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:09,567 He's not a leper. 1064 00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:11,830 He just touched you. 1065 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,139 Doesn't that disgust you? 1066 00:55:19,925 --> 00:55:20,926 Yeah. 1067 00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:25,060 Why do you do this, Andie? 1068 00:55:31,589 --> 00:55:34,505 'Cause we're gonna be the number one show on TV. 1069 00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:36,981 Yeah? 1070 00:55:36,985 --> 00:55:38,679 We're gonna be the number one show on TV. 1071 00:55:38,683 --> 00:55:40,028 Ooh. 1072 00:55:40,032 --> 00:55:41,425 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 1073 00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:47,779 Number one show on TV. 1074 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:56,353 I don't mean to sound harsh... 1075 00:55:59,704 --> 00:56:01,445 but if you had children, 1076 00:56:02,968 --> 00:56:04,361 you would understand. 1077 00:56:15,589 --> 00:56:18,196 Picture this. 1078 00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:21,025 You're in an IHOP eating alone, 1079 00:56:21,029 --> 00:56:24,202 and you notice a girl kinda hunched over, 1080 00:56:24,206 --> 00:56:29,033 and the mother is berating her for overeating pancakes. 1081 00:56:29,037 --> 00:56:31,384 She says, "You don't wanna be a fat pig." 1082 00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,429 And you... you think to yourself, 1083 00:56:33,433 --> 00:56:35,866 "Oh God, this is pretty wrong." 1084 00:56:35,870 --> 00:56:38,521 And then the mother gets louder, more insulting, 1085 00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:41,180 and then finally the girl starts crying. 1086 00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,400 What would you do? 1087 00:56:46,098 --> 00:56:48,009 Um, 1088 00:56:48,013 --> 00:56:52,187 I might hand the daughter the number to social services 1089 00:56:52,191 --> 00:56:54,628 and tell her to eat whatever she likes. 1090 00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:56,935 And 1091 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:01,330 then I might try to hurt the mother in some way. 1092 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,156 Not physically, but um... 1093 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:08,029 Honey, that's the name of the show, 1094 00:57:08,033 --> 00:57:09,291 What Would You Do? 1095 00:57:09,295 --> 00:57:10,379 Oh. 1096 00:57:10,383 --> 00:57:11,641 It's a... 1097 00:57:11,645 --> 00:57:13,338 It's a hidden, it's a hidden camera show. 1098 00:57:13,342 --> 00:57:14,557 -Uh-huh. -Yeah, where we put 1099 00:57:14,561 --> 00:57:16,777 strangers in social situations, 1100 00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:18,431 but it's feel-good. 1101 00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,041 Do you know John Quinones? 1102 00:57:20,045 --> 00:57:22,173 Hi, sir. I'm John Quinones. 1103 00:57:22,177 --> 00:57:23,610 I'm John Quinones. 1104 00:57:23,614 --> 00:57:25,829 Shut it up. 1105 00:57:25,833 --> 00:57:28,441 He's incredible. He wants you. 1106 00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:29,746 Oh. 1107 00:57:29,750 --> 00:57:32,488 Well, I'm flattered obviously. 1108 00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,751 Um, I don't think I'm the kind of producer 1109 00:57:34,755 --> 00:57:36,710 that does well with feel-good stuff, 1110 00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:38,015 and I also don't think 1111 00:57:38,019 --> 00:57:39,756 I'm the kind of producer that has a lot of respect 1112 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:41,632 for people who wanna steal my show. 1113 00:57:43,024 --> 00:57:45,243 Okay. Okay. Great. 1114 00:57:46,985 --> 00:57:50,593 Look, I dominated a... a... a... a lot of space 1115 00:57:50,597 --> 00:57:53,335 at this network. I... I'd say the majority of shows 1116 00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:55,032 that have been successful in the last 10 years 1117 00:57:55,036 --> 00:57:56,512 I've had a hand in. 1118 00:57:56,516 --> 00:57:58,732 I know the feeling, and I know that you think 1119 00:57:58,736 --> 00:58:02,910 you're just walking the same path, 1120 00:58:02,914 --> 00:58:05,913 but Chris is not the guy to hold hands with. 1121 00:58:05,917 --> 00:58:08,437 He is not that guy. 1122 00:58:08,441 --> 00:58:10,961 You know, I met Chris once, 1123 00:58:10,965 --> 00:58:13,141 and it's weird, he didn't even mention you. 1124 00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:17,228 Makes me question if he understands 1125 00:58:17,232 --> 00:58:19,100 what you're worth. 1126 00:58:19,104 --> 00:58:21,498 I just wanna protect you, you know? 1127 00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:30,024 Chris Hansen. 1128 00:58:30,028 --> 00:58:31,286 Hey, Chris. 1129 00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:32,896 Hi, Jeff. 1130 00:58:32,900 --> 00:58:33,941 Do me a favor. 1131 00:58:33,945 --> 00:58:35,116 Hmm. 1132 00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:36,421 Go to your TV. 1133 00:58:36,425 --> 00:58:38,162 Turn on ABC. 1134 00:58:38,166 --> 00:58:39,468 Mmm-hmm. 1135 00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:41,165 Tell me what you see. 1136 00:58:41,169 --> 00:58:42,214 Lost. 1137 00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:46,954 It's polar bears. 1138 00:58:46,958 --> 00:58:48,477 Yeah. These polar bears 1139 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:50,435 are gonna fucking kill us, Chris. 1140 00:58:50,439 --> 00:58:51,741 Uh... 1141 00:58:51,745 --> 00:58:53,613 I know people look up to you, 1142 00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:55,310 but I'm gonna be frank with you right now. 1143 00:58:55,314 --> 00:58:57,660 This new material, it ain't cutting it. 1144 00:58:57,664 --> 00:59:04,406 Jeff, we have something very special on the line. 1145 00:59:04,410 --> 00:59:08,066 A real "man on the inside" kind of story. 1146 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,847 Wait, wh... what? Stone's here? 1147 00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:13,023 All right. Just tell him I'll be right there. 1148 00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:14,594 Hey, sorry Chris, I gotta run. 1149 00:59:20,034 --> 00:59:21,035 Xavier. 1150 00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:24,165 -Fuck. -Xavier. 1151 00:59:24,169 --> 00:59:25,296 Shit. 1152 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:26,863 Did you find him? 1153 00:59:26,867 --> 00:59:28,778 What? 1154 00:59:28,782 --> 00:59:30,606 The fish. Did you find him? 1155 00:59:30,610 --> 00:59:33,178 -The... the fish? -The fish, in the CIA. 1156 00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:36,003 Come in. Fuck. 1157 00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:37,787 Give me a second here. 1158 00:59:37,791 --> 00:59:39,746 Andie's been so up my 1159 00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:43,097 fucking ass. I've been trawling balls deep all day. 1160 00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:44,228 Who is he? 1161 00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:47,275 So I had him on the hook, right? 1162 00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:50,234 But every time I tried to track him, okay, 1163 00:59:50,238 --> 00:59:51,758 I kept getting blocked. 1164 00:59:51,762 --> 00:59:55,283 Xavier, I need you to guarantee 1165 00:59:55,287 --> 00:59:59,983 that he has to be extremely, extremely important. 1166 00:59:59,987 --> 01:00:02,076 A hundred percent. This is big. 1167 01:00:02,773 --> 01:00:03,817 The biggest. 1168 01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:05,685 A whale. 1169 01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:06,903 You think it's a whale? 1170 01:00:06,907 --> 01:00:08,560 A whale, definitely. 1171 01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:11,125 Okay. Okay. 1172 01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:12,869 These are the chats. 1173 01:00:25,752 --> 01:00:27,184 How can we catch him? 1174 01:00:27,188 --> 01:00:29,839 We have to go there and be the bait, 1175 01:00:29,843 --> 01:00:31,885 because I can tell you one thing, 1176 01:00:31,889 --> 01:00:35,105 he's not coming to the fucking Jersey Shore. 1177 01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:39,109 You can't go over my head to relocate shoots, Chris. 1178 01:00:39,113 --> 01:00:41,982 Do you realize what that communicates to the network? 1179 01:00:41,986 --> 01:00:45,638 It makes me look like I don't know what I am doing. 1180 01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:48,641 We had a full docket of guys coming to the Jersey Shore. 1181 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:50,207 The flight is now boarding. 1182 01:00:50,211 --> 01:00:52,383 We have no plan. 1183 01:00:52,387 --> 01:00:56,039 We are chasing a man without a name. 1184 01:00:56,043 --> 01:00:57,127 Guys, the... 1185 01:00:57,131 --> 01:00:58,433 sorry to interrupt. 1186 01:00:58,437 --> 01:01:00,304 Uh, does the show cover snacks for the flight? 1187 01:01:00,308 --> 01:01:01,436 I'd love to grab some gum 1188 01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:04,047 if it's not too much of a thing. 1189 01:01:04,051 --> 01:01:05,270 Yeah? 1190 01:01:10,623 --> 01:01:12,360 Sorry. Thanks, thank you. 1191 01:01:12,364 --> 01:01:13,448 Saddam Hussein's verdict 1192 01:01:13,452 --> 01:01:15,493 speeds through deliberation. 1193 01:01:15,497 --> 01:01:18,366 Political leaders urge for calm in the streets 1194 01:01:18,370 --> 01:01:21,238 as Saddam prepares to get what he deserves. 1195 01:01:21,242 --> 01:01:22,895 An open-ended curfew... 1196 01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,035 What's going on with you? 1197 01:01:36,431 --> 01:01:38,342 I need to do something big. 1198 01:01:38,346 --> 01:01:40,083 Bigger than Lost. 1199 01:01:40,087 --> 01:01:41,302 I'm Stone Phillips 1200 01:01:41,306 --> 01:01:43,177 and this is Dateline NBC. 1201 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:45,698 In Murphy, 1202 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:48,705 we got more firepower than Satan himself. 1203 01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:50,924 M4 carbine, 1204 01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:53,797 HandK MP5, 1205 01:01:54,928 --> 01:01:57,840 grenade launcher, you name it. 1206 01:01:57,844 --> 01:02:01,892 Many of us here served together during Desert Storm. 1207 01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:05,369 I can assure you, Mr. Hansen, 1208 01:02:05,373 --> 01:02:06,675 you're not gonna find 1209 01:02:06,679 --> 01:02:09,243 a police force with more oomph. 1210 01:02:09,247 --> 01:02:12,289 And after this show airs on Wednesday night, 1211 01:02:12,293 --> 01:02:15,336 no pervert will dare set foot in Murphy again. 1212 01:02:15,340 --> 01:02:16,733 After we're done, 1213 01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:20,562 this will be the safest town in America. 1214 01:02:21,868 --> 01:02:23,521 Now let's have some barbecue. 1215 01:02:25,611 --> 01:02:26,782 Chief Gunn? 1216 01:02:26,786 --> 01:02:29,437 It's nice to put the face with the face. 1217 01:02:29,441 --> 01:02:32,092 I gotta tell you, hoss, they don't wanna give us funding. 1218 01:02:32,096 --> 01:02:33,571 That's awful. And this is 1219 01:02:33,575 --> 01:02:35,443 really, really gonna help us out a lot. 1220 01:02:35,447 --> 01:02:36,618 Thank you so, so much. 1221 01:02:36,622 --> 01:02:37,880 -What's your name, hoss? -This is my team. 1222 01:02:37,884 --> 01:02:38,881 Xavier Von Erck. 1223 01:02:38,885 --> 01:02:39,969 -Xavier. -Yes. 1224 01:02:39,973 --> 01:02:41,449 All right. Are you not hot, hoss? 1225 01:02:41,453 --> 01:02:42,667 -No, no. -Xavier's the reason 1226 01:02:42,671 --> 01:02:44,408 we're all here. This is Dan Plum. 1227 01:02:44,412 --> 01:02:45,801 He is one of our operatives. 1228 01:02:45,805 --> 01:02:47,716 -Dan Plum. Actor. -Del Harvey. It's an honor. 1229 01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:48,978 All right. Honor's all mine. 1230 01:02:48,982 --> 01:02:50,458 Now what does that mean, "Nin"? 1231 01:02:50,462 --> 01:02:53,026 Uh, it's an industrial metal group, 1232 01:02:53,030 --> 01:02:54,375 uh, called, "Nine Inch Nails". 1233 01:02:54,379 --> 01:02:55,768 Gator, bring the cuffs. 1234 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,204 She's got nine-inch nails on her. 1235 01:02:57,208 --> 01:02:58,945 Yeah, that's right. 1236 01:02:58,949 --> 01:03:00,773 And hi, I am Andie Bender. 1237 01:03:00,777 --> 01:03:02,035 -Andie Bender. -I am a producer, 1238 01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:03,384 and it's so wonderful to be here. 1239 01:03:03,388 --> 01:03:04,820 -Nice to meet you. -I'm so excited. 1240 01:03:04,824 --> 01:03:06,474 I really wanna check out your equipment here. 1241 01:03:06,478 --> 01:03:09,172 Well, come on, hoss. Let me show you how this works. 1242 01:03:09,176 --> 01:03:11,261 I'd love to meet... kind of meet in private. 1243 01:03:11,265 --> 01:03:13,089 I mean, this is really sort of my operation. 1244 01:03:13,093 --> 01:03:14,438 Sure. So it'd be really good 1245 01:03:14,442 --> 01:03:15,788 to sort of coordinate our efforts. 1246 01:03:15,792 --> 01:03:17,398 Yeah, let's coordinate. 1247 01:03:17,402 --> 01:03:20,488 So you can sound like a little boy. 1248 01:03:20,492 --> 01:03:21,885 Or a little girl. 1249 01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:24,666 It depends on what they want me to be. 1250 01:03:24,670 --> 01:03:27,147 I'm kind of a mirror to reflect back at them 1251 01:03:27,151 --> 01:03:28,235 what they want. 1252 01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:29,587 I'm Chris Hansen... 1253 01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:32,543 With Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story 1254 01:03:32,547 --> 01:03:34,853 on adults who like to meet young teens online. 1255 01:03:35,942 --> 01:03:37,331 And next week, 1256 01:03:37,335 --> 01:03:39,292 thePredator team is in Fort Myers, Florida. 1257 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:42,249 While you may have thought the stories 1258 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:43,598 this week were unusual. 1259 01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,121 The story of the man you'll meet next week... 1260 01:03:45,125 --> 01:03:46,209 -Peter? -Is 1261 01:03:46,213 --> 01:03:47,732 downright bizarre. 1262 01:03:47,736 --> 01:03:50,039 I guess I thought maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 1263 01:03:50,043 --> 01:03:52,215 This potential predator walks into the house... 1264 01:03:52,219 --> 01:03:53,477 I brought something. 1265 01:03:53,481 --> 01:03:55,044 Oh, yeah? Takes off his clothes 1266 01:03:55,048 --> 01:03:57,133 and whips out a common dessert ingredient, 1267 01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:58,656 much to the surprise of our decoy... 1268 01:03:58,660 --> 01:03:59,832 What's going on here? 1269 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,050 Who, after this episode, 1270 01:04:01,054 --> 01:04:02,925 may never order a hot fudge sundae again. 1271 01:04:05,363 --> 01:04:07,056 Yeah! Whoo! 1272 01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:08,928 Cheers, buddy. Cherry popped, baby. 1273 01:04:08,932 --> 01:04:10,059 Yeah! 1274 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:11,499 -Yeah! -Whoo! 1275 01:04:23,468 --> 01:04:24,552 Hello? 1276 01:04:24,556 --> 01:04:26,293 Hey. What's up? 1277 01:04:26,297 --> 01:04:27,947 I'm... I'm naked. 1278 01:04:27,951 --> 01:04:29,209 We met on TV. 1279 01:04:29,213 --> 01:04:31,080 I'm that pervert that showed you, 1280 01:04:31,084 --> 01:04:32,952 showed you my penis. 1281 01:04:32,956 --> 01:04:34,518 And now I'm in prison. 1282 01:04:34,522 --> 01:04:35,868 Please let me out. 1283 01:04:35,872 --> 01:04:39,306 Dude, it's me. It's Troy. 1284 01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:40,354 Don't worry. 1285 01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:42,613 You saw my teaser? 1286 01:04:42,617 --> 01:04:44,702 Me and Amanda, and fucking Sobo 1287 01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:47,880 and Christian, Rajiv, we're all freaking partying. 1288 01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,751 We just watched it, man. 1289 01:04:49,755 --> 01:04:52,062 W... what'd you think? Did you think I was good? 1290 01:04:53,802 --> 01:04:55,282 I mean, 1291 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,329 yeah, it doesn't matter, right? 1292 01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:02,594 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 1293 01:05:04,813 --> 01:05:06,724 What kind of answer is that? 1294 01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:08,335 Dude, I mean, like, 1295 01:05:08,339 --> 01:05:10,076 here's the thing is that you were only on screen 1296 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:12,208 for like, 0.1 seconds. 1297 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:14,428 Being all scared of a predator. 1298 01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:17,518 Yeah, that's the character. That... that's the point. 1299 01:05:17,522 --> 01:05:19,346 As your friend, I'm proud, 1300 01:05:19,350 --> 01:05:20,608 but if I was a random viewer, 1301 01:05:20,612 --> 01:05:23,920 I would think absolutely 0.0% about you. 1302 01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:26,353 I mean, dude, here's the thing. 1303 01:05:26,357 --> 01:05:28,094 You were on TV. 1304 01:05:28,098 --> 01:05:29,747 I wish I was on TV. 1305 01:05:29,751 --> 01:05:31,227 That would be amazing. 1306 01:05:31,231 --> 01:05:33,842 Maybe you're not on TV, 'cause you're a bad actor. 1307 01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:35,840 What'd you say? 1308 01:05:35,844 --> 01:05:37,410 I know you don't mean that shit, dude... 1309 01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:11,659 Hi, you've reached the Hansens. 1310 01:06:11,663 --> 01:06:14,575 We're so sorry we can't come to the phone right now, 1311 01:06:14,579 --> 01:06:16,620 but please leave a message... 1312 01:06:16,624 --> 01:06:18,844 And we hope you have a wonderful day. 1313 01:07:00,538 --> 01:07:01,539 Sorry. 1314 01:07:08,154 --> 01:07:09,677 Try not to be afraid of the ball. 1315 01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:24,732 It's weird seeing myself on TV. 1316 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:27,909 I think also my... my friends don't really understand. 1317 01:07:27,913 --> 01:07:29,476 Sorry. 1318 01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:30,651 I can get it. 1319 01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:31,826 It's all right. 1320 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,567 My friends don't really understand 1321 01:07:33,571 --> 01:07:34,658 what I'm doing here. 1322 01:07:38,706 --> 01:07:40,186 How could they understand, Dan? 1323 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:44,799 Here. 1324 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,765 I want you to have this. 1325 01:07:56,115 --> 01:07:57,678 I think it's a little big. 1326 01:07:57,682 --> 01:07:58,857 You'll grow into it. 1327 01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:02,207 Close your eyes. 1328 01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:09,258 It's 1996. 1329 01:08:10,999 --> 01:08:12,349 You're inPandalam. 1330 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:15,221 It's in India. 1331 01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:19,965 At a cottage bar. 1332 01:08:21,488 --> 01:08:24,618 A few drinks in, a local approaches you 1333 01:08:24,622 --> 01:08:27,407 and asks if you're covering missing children. 1334 01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:31,233 You don't know what he's talking about, 1335 01:08:31,237 --> 01:08:32,760 so he tells you. 1336 01:08:40,464 --> 01:08:43,075 All across the southern state of India, 1337 01:08:44,685 --> 01:08:46,687 children are disappearing at night. 1338 01:08:51,344 --> 01:08:52,650 It's clinical. 1339 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,301 No village ever hit twice. 1340 01:08:55,305 --> 01:08:56,650 Nadip? 1341 01:08:56,654 --> 01:08:58,434 No suspects. 1342 01:08:58,438 --> 01:09:00,397 Nadip? 1343 01:09:03,182 --> 01:09:04,919 So the villagers start turning on each other, 1344 01:09:04,923 --> 01:09:06,446 and the lynching begins. 1345 01:09:13,061 --> 01:09:15,495 In the surrounding jungle, 1346 01:09:15,499 --> 01:09:19,020 they find the children in bits. 1347 01:09:19,024 --> 01:09:20,500 Chris, can I open my eyes now? 1348 01:09:20,504 --> 01:09:21,766 No, not yet. 1349 01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:23,681 The authorities 1350 01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:26,509 said it was wolves. 1351 01:09:29,034 --> 01:09:30,688 But I found a witness. 1352 01:09:34,257 --> 01:09:35,857 The young girl who gave me that bracelet, 1353 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,652 she told me what she saw. 1354 01:09:40,785 --> 01:09:41,916 A darkness 1355 01:09:43,396 --> 01:09:44,828 that cannot be understood. 1356 01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:46,182 Nadip? 1357 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:50,838 That exists outside of time and space. 1358 01:09:52,797 --> 01:09:54,190 Not a man, 1359 01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:57,888 a monster. 1360 01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,286 No one believed this girl, 1361 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:05,810 but I did. 1362 01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:09,553 So you can tell your friends 1363 01:10:10,771 --> 01:10:12,730 that is what we're doing. 1364 01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:18,126 We're cleansing the world of an ancient evil, 1365 01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:23,393 and that evil waits for us in Murphy. 1366 01:10:26,744 --> 01:10:28,220 The whale? 1367 01:10:28,224 --> 01:10:29,834 The whale. 1368 01:10:33,185 --> 01:10:35,447 And he's an Indian guy? 1369 01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:42,930 Chris Hansen. 1370 01:10:42,934 --> 01:10:45,149 Chris. He messaged me, Chris. 1371 01:10:45,153 --> 01:10:46,281 He's coming. 1372 01:10:46,285 --> 01:10:47,807 We've gotta move. 1373 01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:03,781 "Are you playing with it?" 1374 01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:07,263 "Masturbated today?" 1375 01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:11,480 "Have you masturbated today?" 1376 01:11:11,484 --> 01:11:12,877 "Have you masturbated?" 1377 01:11:13,704 --> 01:11:15,223 Who... who called you all? 1378 01:11:15,227 --> 01:11:16,659 Xavier. 1379 01:11:16,663 --> 01:11:18,531 Look, I know that, that we were set to go tomorrow, 1380 01:11:18,535 --> 01:11:19,923 -and the bogey's coming now... -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1381 01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:22,230 But listen, my hands are tied. I've got four Sonys 1382 01:11:22,234 --> 01:11:23,994 -in the living room and I... -Uh-huh, yeah. 1383 01:11:24,758 --> 01:11:26,713 Three Sonys. Goddamn it. 1384 01:11:26,717 --> 01:11:29,368 Uh, get what you can how you can. 1385 01:11:29,372 --> 01:11:31,631 Uh, you two, I need you both on keyboards and anyone 1386 01:11:31,635 --> 01:11:33,633 that you had coming tomorrow, get them here tonight. 1387 01:11:33,637 --> 01:11:36,679 T-minus, five minutes. Everybody in position. 1388 01:11:36,683 --> 01:11:38,464 Brace yourselves. 1389 01:11:38,468 --> 01:11:39,772 We have to go. 1390 01:11:43,037 --> 01:11:45,775 Hey, is this him? 1391 01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:46,998 Is this the whale? 1392 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:50,349 Need to know basis, Andie. 1393 01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:52,351 Yeah, I need to know. 1394 01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:55,702 Are you playing with it? 1395 01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:57,831 Have you masturbated today? 1396 01:11:57,835 --> 01:11:59,659 Masturbated today? 1397 01:11:59,663 --> 01:12:00,790 Is your dick out? 1398 01:12:00,794 --> 01:12:03,536 Do you like to kiss? Cuddle? 1399 01:12:05,408 --> 01:12:06,666 Do you like to kiss? 1400 01:12:06,670 --> 01:12:08,062 I know you're coming. 1401 01:12:22,294 --> 01:12:23,643 Enhance the car. 1402 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,425 Enhance. 1403 01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:27,991 Frag, tell the cops to get in position. 1404 01:12:27,995 --> 01:12:29,123 Got it. 1405 01:12:29,127 --> 01:12:31,434 Fuck, it's fucking grainy. 1406 01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,350 He's not getting out. 1407 01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:37,657 Are they in or did they get out? 1408 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,177 You have 1409 01:12:40,181 --> 01:12:42,919 one new message. 1410 01:12:42,923 --> 01:12:44,573 Hey, Chris. 1411 01:12:44,577 --> 01:12:47,013 I'm getting the feeling you're ignoring me. 1412 01:12:49,103 --> 01:12:51,232 Listen here, champ, 1413 01:12:51,236 --> 01:12:56,106 I need sources, and you're not giving me a lot of options. 1414 01:12:56,110 --> 01:12:57,847 You don't give me a comment, 1415 01:12:57,851 --> 01:13:00,506 I'm gonna get to everyone in your life. 1416 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:04,380 Don't make this harder than it needs to be. 1417 01:13:14,868 --> 01:13:16,823 What the fuck is he doing? 1418 01:13:16,827 --> 01:13:17,958 What's he doing? 1419 01:13:19,612 --> 01:13:20,870 Does anybody hear me? I don't understand. 1420 01:13:20,874 --> 01:13:22,398 Could you stop being in my face? 1421 01:13:50,904 --> 01:13:51,988 Do you know how much money 1422 01:13:51,992 --> 01:13:54,121 this is costing every fucking second? 1423 01:13:54,125 --> 01:13:55,949 You don't, because I do the budget. 1424 01:13:55,953 --> 01:13:57,167 You don't do my job, 1425 01:13:57,171 --> 01:13:58,389 I do my... 1426 01:14:01,611 --> 01:14:03,308 What happened? 1427 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,225 It's empty. 1428 01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:09,706 What do you mean? 1429 01:14:13,361 --> 01:14:15,447 The car drove itself? 1430 01:14:15,451 --> 01:14:17,361 What the fuck? 1431 01:14:17,365 --> 01:14:18,410 What? 1432 01:14:20,934 --> 01:14:23,763 Um, guys, they know we're here. 1433 01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:27,328 How the hell is this possible? 1434 01:14:27,332 --> 01:14:28,416 Hackers. 1435 01:14:28,420 --> 01:14:29,896 That doesn't make fucking sense. 1436 01:14:29,900 --> 01:14:31,941 We're dealing with forces beyond our control here, Harv. 1437 01:14:31,945 --> 01:14:33,730 Okay, okay. We need to change houses. 1438 01:14:34,861 --> 01:14:36,297 Okay. 1439 01:14:41,389 --> 01:14:42,390 Chris, 1440 01:14:43,304 --> 01:14:44,784 we need to change houses. 1441 01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:49,833 We're not leaving. 1442 01:14:51,008 --> 01:14:55,182 Well, Chris, no one will come to this house 1443 01:14:55,186 --> 01:14:56,792 if they know that we are here, 1444 01:14:56,796 --> 01:15:00,753 and we are also over a 100K in the hole. 1445 01:15:00,757 --> 01:15:02,363 It's not about money for me. 1446 01:15:02,367 --> 01:15:03,843 It's... it is about money. 1447 01:15:03,847 --> 01:15:05,540 What are you doing? Where are we going? 1448 01:15:05,544 --> 01:15:06,715 What are you doing? 1449 01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:08,412 Chris. 1450 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,632 I'm not leaving till the whale comes. 1451 01:15:10,636 --> 01:15:12,373 No, no. 1452 01:15:12,377 --> 01:15:14,854 Wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1453 01:15:14,858 --> 01:15:15,985 Chris. 1454 01:15:15,989 --> 01:15:17,513 We're not leaving. 1455 01:15:19,732 --> 01:15:23,689 I swear to fucking God that if you do not get 1456 01:15:23,693 --> 01:15:26,909 your shit together, 1457 01:15:26,913 --> 01:15:30,394 I will call the network, motherfucker. 1458 01:15:32,876 --> 01:15:36,223 Hey, can you hear me? 1459 01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:37,920 -Yeah. -Do you understand 1460 01:15:37,924 --> 01:15:40,231 what I am saying to you? 1461 01:15:41,058 --> 01:15:42,621 I am pulling the plug. 1462 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:44,057 The whale is coming. 1463 01:15:44,061 --> 01:15:46,189 WRESTLINGDUDEEASTTEXAS didn't get the memo. 1464 01:15:46,193 --> 01:15:47,582 He's pulling up right now. 1465 01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:48,844 Chris! The whale. 1466 01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:50,542 -Get up! -There's no show 1467 01:15:50,546 --> 01:15:52,369 -without the whale. -Chris! 1468 01:15:52,373 --> 01:15:55,114 Jesus fucking Christ. 1469 01:15:56,813 --> 01:15:59,903 Hey, come on in. 1470 01:16:00,947 --> 01:16:02,775 You come here. 1471 01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:05,082 No, you come here! 1472 01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:27,757 I'm just in here. 1473 01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:32,322 Pretty nice place you got here. 1474 01:16:32,326 --> 01:16:33,371 Yeah. 1475 01:16:35,939 --> 01:16:36,983 So what's up? 1476 01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:38,938 Nothing. 1477 01:16:38,942 --> 01:16:40,374 Did you bring the razors? 1478 01:16:40,378 --> 01:16:41,897 Sure did. 1479 01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:43,203 What did you wanna do with them? 1480 01:16:43,207 --> 01:16:45,118 I was kinda confused. 1481 01:16:45,122 --> 01:16:46,297 Oh. 1482 01:16:47,211 --> 01:16:48,734 I'll show you later. 1483 01:16:52,129 --> 01:16:54,518 You probably go to a lot of boys' homes, huh? 1484 01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:55,654 Nah. 1485 01:16:56,873 --> 01:16:59,741 Don't even get out of the house much. 1486 01:16:59,745 --> 01:17:01,617 Barely make it off the computer., 1487 01:17:12,105 --> 01:17:13,193 You all right? 1488 01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:14,934 Mmm-hmm. 1489 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:24,901 You said, 1490 01:17:27,991 --> 01:17:29,815 "I wish I could hug you." 1491 01:17:29,819 --> 01:17:31,773 That'd be nice. 1492 01:17:31,777 --> 01:17:34,515 Uh, why... why are you reading that? 1493 01:17:34,519 --> 01:17:40,608 Then you said, "Can I be your first at sex?" 1494 01:17:40,612 --> 01:17:44,007 I mean, if that's what you wanted to do. 1495 01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:54,060 What in the world are you doing here? 1496 01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:56,798 I'm just hanging out 1497 01:17:56,802 --> 01:17:57,973 with you, man. 1498 01:17:57,977 --> 01:18:01,368 Hanging out with a 13-year-old? 1499 01:18:01,372 --> 01:18:04,371 Look, I'm just gonna leave. 1500 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,460 Well, if you wanna leave, you're free to go, 1501 01:18:06,464 --> 01:18:09,597 but before you do, you should know I'm not 13. 1502 01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:11,595 I'm 23. 1503 01:18:11,599 --> 01:18:15,342 My real name is Dan Plum, and you're on TV. 1504 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:19,255 Whoa, wait a second. 1505 01:18:19,259 --> 01:18:20,996 I don't wanna be on TV. 1506 01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:22,698 I'm a professionally-trained actor... 1507 01:18:24,221 --> 01:18:26,262 and I'm helping tell a story on bad guys 1508 01:18:26,266 --> 01:18:28,308 who try to meet kids online. 1509 01:18:28,312 --> 01:18:32,969 And I hope you remember my face as the face... 1510 01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:42,108 that you saw when everything changed. 1511 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,374 Look, I... I'm just gonna go. 1512 01:18:52,423 --> 01:18:54,250 Police Officer don't move! 1513 01:18:57,994 --> 01:19:00,039 Get down! Get down! 1514 01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:28,938 You know, in the old days 1515 01:19:29,982 --> 01:19:32,898 when people would act so depraved, 1516 01:19:34,726 --> 01:19:37,120 they'd drag you down to the town square, 1517 01:19:39,339 --> 01:19:41,163 tie you to a post, 1518 01:19:41,167 --> 01:19:45,824 and whip you for all to see. 1519 01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:53,440 There used to be a pillory in every civilized town. 1520 01:19:56,356 --> 01:19:59,969 Now there's a television in every home, 1521 01:20:02,058 --> 01:20:03,799 and I'm on it. 1522 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:08,673 So are you, Dan. 1523 01:20:14,113 --> 01:20:17,025 Hi, Patty. It's Andie. 1524 01:20:17,029 --> 01:20:23,383 Um, gosh, I keep asking myself, "What am I doing?" 1525 01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:28,820 Which I guess is a variant of what would you do. 1526 01:20:28,824 --> 01:20:32,610 So I think that this is a good sign. 1527 01:20:35,265 --> 01:20:40,527 Mr. Quinones, I'd be curious about how we mesh. 1528 01:20:40,531 --> 01:20:41,575 Um... 1529 01:20:47,146 --> 01:20:49,101 And I'm... I'm hoping you know, 1530 01:20:49,105 --> 01:20:52,104 if he really is a... a nice guy, 1531 01:20:52,108 --> 01:20:53,979 hey, maybe it'll rub off on me. 1532 01:21:17,133 --> 01:21:19,657 The Enquirer is gonna release a story about me. 1533 01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:23,400 I'm not worried. 1534 01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:26,882 I can fix this. 1535 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,406 We just need to get him. 1536 01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,452 How old is she? 1537 01:21:38,545 --> 01:21:40,634 She's 30, Andie. 1538 01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:45,509 Bravo. 1539 01:21:46,597 --> 01:21:48,729 We can't let him get away. 1540 01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:59,697 All I need is for you to believe. 1541 01:22:04,528 --> 01:22:05,790 I'm done. 1542 01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:13,318 Andie, the whale is coming. 1543 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,244 Chris, Chris, Chris! 1544 01:22:29,248 --> 01:22:34,902 He's back, and he sent photos! 1545 01:22:34,906 --> 01:22:37,339 Don't think that's him. 1546 01:22:37,343 --> 01:22:40,737 I think it's pulled from some AandM bio major's profile. 1547 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:44,999 He's randy. 1548 01:22:45,003 --> 01:22:48,224 He's given us more in a night than he has in a week. 1549 01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:51,401 It's right here. 1550 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,324 Come on. 1551 01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,114 Fuck. 1552 01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:32,572 Come on. 1553 01:23:37,534 --> 01:23:38,709 Holy fuck! 1554 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,099 He couldn't resist me. 1555 01:23:41,103 --> 01:23:43,018 Look it up! 1556 01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:01,514 Who are you? 1557 01:24:29,890 --> 01:24:30,974 Hello, 1558 01:24:30,978 --> 01:24:32,106 you've reached District Attorney 1559 01:24:32,110 --> 01:24:34,195 Bill Conradt's landline. 1560 01:24:34,199 --> 01:24:37,768 If you voted for me for county judge, thank you. 1561 01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:42,551 Hey, Will. It's Luke. 1562 01:24:42,555 --> 01:24:46,468 Why don't you pick up and we could talk more? 1563 01:24:46,472 --> 01:24:49,645 I'm in town for one more day... 1564 01:24:49,649 --> 01:24:51,125 Morning, Lewis. To see my aunt. 1565 01:24:51,129 --> 01:24:53,127 Hi, Jerry. And um, 1566 01:24:53,131 --> 01:24:55,651 she's gonna be gone for the night. 1567 01:24:55,655 --> 01:24:59,006 -Morning. -So try me back. 1568 01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:01,701 Hey, Cortland. 1569 01:25:01,705 --> 01:25:02,919 Hey, Mr. Conradt. 1570 01:25:02,923 --> 01:25:04,399 Good morning. It is. 1571 01:25:04,403 --> 01:25:05,966 I still got that bourbon. 1572 01:25:05,970 --> 01:25:07,707 You know where to find me. 1573 01:25:07,711 --> 01:25:10,057 Mmm, I do. 1574 01:25:10,061 --> 01:25:12,059 Now, as a district attorney, 1575 01:25:12,063 --> 01:25:15,932 I've seen all sorts of horrible behavior, 1576 01:25:15,936 --> 01:25:19,197 and I understand how people can see criminals 1577 01:25:19,201 --> 01:25:20,941 as other than human. 1578 01:25:23,074 --> 01:25:26,334 Despite the child endangerment we have substantiated, 1579 01:25:26,338 --> 01:25:29,820 the defendant here is not a monster. 1580 01:25:30,734 --> 01:25:31,996 He's a man. 1581 01:25:33,519 --> 01:25:37,780 But he has brought a disease to our community, 1582 01:25:37,784 --> 01:25:41,654 and by putting this man away we send a message, 1583 01:25:41,658 --> 01:25:47,094 a message that we like our slice of Texas just how it is, 1584 01:25:47,098 --> 01:25:49,622 and we intend to keep it that way. 1585 01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:17,128 "Could I feel your cock?" 1586 01:26:18,738 --> 01:26:20,131 "How thick are you?" 1587 01:26:24,396 --> 01:26:25,876 "I like younger." 1588 01:26:27,617 --> 01:26:29,749 "Are you gonna fuck me?" 1589 01:26:31,011 --> 01:26:33,013 "Do I get to fuck you, too?" 1590 01:26:35,538 --> 01:26:37,279 "Do you like to kiss?" 1591 01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:39,542 "Cuddle?" 1592 01:26:42,022 --> 01:26:46,936 Did you cum a lot when you J slash O question mark? 1593 01:26:46,940 --> 01:26:49,682 Fuck! He's back! He's back! 1594 01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:55,597 Let's call him, man. 1595 01:26:55,601 --> 01:26:57,120 Where's my decoy? 1596 01:26:57,124 --> 01:26:58,648 Hey, man, I'm sorry. 1597 01:27:00,563 --> 01:27:02,956 That w... that sucked, man. That wasn't cool, man. 1598 01:27:13,140 --> 01:27:15,095 Yo, you've reached Troy. 1599 01:27:15,099 --> 01:27:16,662 For commercial work, please reach out 1600 01:27:16,666 --> 01:27:19,404 -to Sunshine Valley Talent. -Where's my decoy? 1601 01:27:19,408 --> 01:27:20,799 For me, just leave a message. 1602 01:27:22,367 --> 01:27:23,629 Hey, man. 1603 01:27:25,196 --> 01:27:26,197 Um... 1604 01:27:27,590 --> 01:27:28,630 Decoy Dan! 1605 01:27:28,634 --> 01:27:29,896 Uh. 1606 01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:34,684 Decoy Dan! 1607 01:27:57,968 --> 01:27:59,012 Hi. 1608 01:28:00,449 --> 01:28:02,360 Are you coming over? 1609 01:28:02,364 --> 01:28:05,667 I'm uh, thinking about it. 1610 01:28:05,671 --> 01:28:07,495 Oh, you haven't left yet? 1611 01:28:07,499 --> 01:28:09,236 No. 1612 01:28:09,240 --> 01:28:12,021 Well, are you coming over or not? 1613 01:28:12,025 --> 01:28:15,638 Well, a little later. 1614 01:28:16,682 --> 01:28:18,071 Mmm. 1615 01:28:18,075 --> 01:28:19,942 What do you wanna do? 1616 01:28:19,946 --> 01:28:21,165 What do you like? 1617 01:28:24,690 --> 01:28:26,126 I like musicals. 1618 01:28:29,565 --> 01:28:32,215 Maybe we could watch one and hang out. 1619 01:28:32,219 --> 01:28:33,782 That would be nice. 1620 01:28:33,786 --> 01:28:37,224 Have you ever tried Vegemite? 1621 01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:40,705 What's that? 1622 01:28:42,186 --> 01:28:44,449 Have you ever been to Australia? 1623 01:28:45,058 --> 01:28:46,099 Uh-uh. 1624 01:28:46,103 --> 01:28:47,709 Oh, I... 1625 01:28:47,713 --> 01:28:51,147 Well, I just uh, I love it. 1626 01:28:51,151 --> 01:28:54,285 I've seen the most beautiful things in my life there. 1627 01:28:55,547 --> 01:28:56,805 The kangaroos. 1628 01:28:56,809 --> 01:28:58,115 Cock. 1629 01:28:59,682 --> 01:29:01,423 They're my favorite animals. 1630 01:29:03,468 --> 01:29:04,813 That's cool. 1631 01:29:04,817 --> 01:29:08,295 Hey, anyway, I get hard like super easy. 1632 01:29:08,299 --> 01:29:10,257 Why don't you come over and make it hard? 1633 01:29:13,696 --> 01:29:15,088 I uh, 1634 01:29:17,308 --> 01:29:18,396 I gotta go. 1635 01:29:20,790 --> 01:29:23,179 I worked with that DA for 10 years. 1636 01:29:23,183 --> 01:29:26,448 He's met my wife, met my kids. 1637 01:29:27,013 --> 01:29:28,493 Christ. 1638 01:29:30,843 --> 01:29:33,759 The guy who catches the guys. 1639 01:29:35,108 --> 01:29:38,982 That boy-fucking Democrat piece of shit! 1640 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:41,506 I'm gonna gut him. 1641 01:29:42,159 --> 01:29:43,199 Form up! 1642 01:29:43,203 --> 01:29:46,598 Cortland, I need to see him. 1643 01:29:48,644 --> 01:29:50,123 I need to look him in his eyes. 1644 01:29:51,647 --> 01:29:54,994 I need to put him on television. 1645 01:29:54,998 --> 01:29:56,952 I need to put his head on a stick. 1646 01:29:56,956 --> 01:29:58,258 Gator, we need warrants. 1647 01:29:58,262 --> 01:29:59,346 -We're going to him? -Yes. 1648 01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:01,609 We don't do that. They come to us. 1649 01:30:01,613 --> 01:30:03,219 I think we need to... good to stick to protocol. 1650 01:30:03,223 --> 01:30:06,875 Ay-yo. All his information's disappearing. 1651 01:30:06,879 --> 01:30:08,834 -His MSN, his MySpace. -Protocol. 1652 01:30:08,838 --> 01:30:10,270 -Protocol. Protocol. -Andie. 1653 01:30:10,274 --> 01:30:11,837 Fuck protocol! 1654 01:30:11,841 --> 01:30:13,273 Andie. 1655 01:30:13,277 --> 01:30:15,841 But uh, we should really do this, by the book. 1656 01:30:15,845 --> 01:30:17,673 By the book... 1657 01:30:18,543 --> 01:30:20,019 I need you. 1658 01:30:20,023 --> 01:30:21,150 How long's it gonna take? 1659 01:30:21,154 --> 01:30:22,456 A week, maybe two. 1660 01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:24,023 If we're going up against this man, 1661 01:30:24,027 --> 01:30:25,633 we have to dot our I's and cross our t's... 1662 01:30:25,637 --> 01:30:28,114 We don't have that kind of time. 1663 01:30:28,118 --> 01:30:30,812 While we stand here dawdling, 1664 01:30:30,816 --> 01:30:33,641 he will erase his tracks 1665 01:30:33,645 --> 01:30:36,039 if we don't get him today, 1666 01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:42,872 and then we'll lose him forever. 1667 01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:45,479 She's right. 1668 01:30:45,483 --> 01:30:49,396 Let's go y'all. Grab everything you need. 1669 01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:50,789 Good evening. 1670 01:30:50,793 --> 01:30:52,312 Go, go, go, go! 1671 01:30:52,316 --> 01:30:53,792 We have not just gathered as law enforcement... 1672 01:30:53,796 --> 01:30:55,271 Form up! 1673 01:30:55,275 --> 01:30:57,752 Let's harpoon that motherfucker. 1674 01:30:57,756 --> 01:30:59,145 You're part of a story 1675 01:30:59,149 --> 01:31:00,933 much bigger than yourselves. 1676 01:31:03,849 --> 01:31:06,587 Remember, we're here to make a statement. 1677 01:31:06,591 --> 01:31:09,159 Pedos are not allowed in Texas. 1678 01:31:12,771 --> 01:31:16,510 If you see the camera on you, act natural. 1679 01:31:16,514 --> 01:31:19,034 -Yes, sir! -Let's catch us a predator. 1680 01:31:19,038 --> 01:31:20,431 Yeah! Hut! Hut! 1681 01:31:25,175 --> 01:31:26,955 Mary? 1682 01:31:26,959 --> 01:31:29,392 Hello, sir. Thank you for your service. Thank you. 1683 01:31:29,396 --> 01:31:30,441 Mary. 1684 01:31:31,616 --> 01:31:33,357 Mar... how you doing? 1685 01:31:34,619 --> 01:31:36,312 -Thank you. Mary. -Chris. 1686 01:31:36,316 --> 01:31:37,400 Mary. 1687 01:31:37,404 --> 01:31:38,797 I just received a... 1688 01:31:39,319 --> 01:31:40,451 Hello? 1689 01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:43,929 Mary, hi. 1690 01:31:43,933 --> 01:31:45,496 Hi. 1691 01:31:45,500 --> 01:31:47,672 I'm coming home tomorrow. 1692 01:31:47,676 --> 01:31:48,803 Yes. 1693 01:31:48,807 --> 01:31:51,153 And uh, I'll be there for Thanksgiving. 1694 01:31:51,157 --> 01:31:53,116 Chris, they have photos of you... 1695 01:31:54,378 --> 01:31:55,771 and some woman. 1696 01:31:57,468 --> 01:32:00,032 They're asking me for comment. 1697 01:32:00,036 --> 01:32:02,904 What do you suggest I say? 1698 01:32:02,908 --> 01:32:04,689 It's a hatchet job. There's a... 1699 01:32:04,693 --> 01:32:07,735 they just know I'm gonna be on... on, on national news, 1700 01:32:07,739 --> 01:32:10,394 and uh, you know, it's par for the course. 1701 01:32:13,571 --> 01:32:15,660 You're gonna be so proud of me, Mary. 1702 01:32:19,577 --> 01:32:20,622 I love you, Mary. 1703 01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:25,757 Love the boys. 1704 01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:27,716 Hey, Chris. 1705 01:32:29,282 --> 01:32:30,845 Chris, excuse me. Excuse me. 1706 01:32:30,849 --> 01:32:32,677 Mind if we get a photo real quick? 1707 01:32:34,157 --> 01:32:35,241 Sure. 1708 01:32:35,245 --> 01:32:37,678 Oh, awesome. Thanks, man. 1709 01:32:37,682 --> 01:32:40,202 I'm a big fan. 1710 01:32:40,206 --> 01:32:42,206 You're doing the Lord's work. You know that, right? 1711 01:32:44,515 --> 01:32:46,295 All right. Big smiles. 1712 01:32:46,299 --> 01:32:48,170 Big smiles, Melvin. Big smiles. 1713 01:32:59,878 --> 01:33:02,877 All right, y'all, we got him trapped like a rat. 1714 01:33:02,881 --> 01:33:04,839 Let's get some justice on camera. 1715 01:33:18,941 --> 01:33:21,069 I don't think the DA's gonna come out 1716 01:33:21,073 --> 01:33:22,636 with all this visible hardware. 1717 01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:24,943 So then how am I gonna get my interview? 1718 01:33:24,947 --> 01:33:27,989 I can have a tac team make a forced entry... 1719 01:33:27,993 --> 01:33:29,948 it's y'all's call on that one. 1720 01:33:29,952 --> 01:33:35,610 If we do that, I want cameras on your guns. 1721 01:33:37,568 --> 01:33:38,739 I don't even know if that's possible. 1722 01:33:38,743 --> 01:33:40,219 Let's make it possible. 1723 01:33:40,223 --> 01:33:43,048 Mitchell, cameras on guns! 1724 01:33:43,052 --> 01:33:45,183 I mean, how am I gonna get my fucking interview? 1725 01:33:47,970 --> 01:33:49,707 Patty, hi. 1726 01:33:49,711 --> 01:33:51,491 Finally got that offer written up for you. 1727 01:33:51,495 --> 01:33:53,536 Sorry, I can't hear you that well. 1728 01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:56,409 Oh, we are so, so excited... 1729 01:33:56,413 --> 01:33:57,845 -Yeah. -That you're 1730 01:33:57,849 --> 01:34:00,282 -coming to the cool network. -I was thinking about it 1731 01:34:00,286 --> 01:34:01,636 and uh... 1732 01:34:04,551 --> 01:34:06,027 I don't want to. 1733 01:34:06,031 --> 01:34:08,290 Sorry? What do you mean? 1734 01:34:08,294 --> 01:34:09,770 No, I don't want to. 1735 01:34:09,774 --> 01:34:12,077 Oh God, Andie. 1736 01:34:12,081 --> 01:34:13,687 I stuck my neck out for you. 1737 01:34:13,691 --> 01:34:15,950 Well, I'm sorry if I wasted your time. 1738 01:34:15,954 --> 01:34:17,212 Why don't you take a week 1739 01:34:17,216 --> 01:34:18,826 -to think about it? -No. 1740 01:34:20,132 --> 01:34:21,916 I think you're making a big mista... 1741 01:34:46,028 --> 01:34:47,550 I just need you to talk to him. 1742 01:34:49,031 --> 01:34:50,162 Get him outside. 1743 01:34:51,207 --> 01:34:52,900 I'll get the interview, 1744 01:34:52,904 --> 01:34:55,037 and you'll be a part of television history. 1745 01:34:59,084 --> 01:35:00,695 I can't go out there. 1746 01:35:04,002 --> 01:35:08,658 You're either with me or you're with him. 1747 01:35:20,410 --> 01:35:22,194 I don't wanna be a bad person. 1748 01:35:27,112 --> 01:35:28,374 Son... 1749 01:35:30,072 --> 01:35:35,251 your definition of bad and my definition of bad 1750 01:35:36,295 --> 01:35:37,993 are vastly different. 1751 01:35:49,004 --> 01:35:50,218 Moving in now. 1752 01:35:50,222 --> 01:35:51,571 Showtime. 1753 01:36:18,685 --> 01:36:20,031 Let's go. Let's go. 1754 01:36:20,035 --> 01:36:21,423 Whoa! Whoa! 1755 01:36:21,427 --> 01:36:22,514 Cameras! 1756 01:36:23,821 --> 01:36:24,953 Will? 1757 01:36:27,999 --> 01:36:29,609 I know you're in there. 1758 01:36:32,047 --> 01:36:34,088 Just come outside. 1759 01:36:34,092 --> 01:36:36,138 It'll be safer if you come outside. 1760 01:36:37,922 --> 01:36:39,180 I just, 1761 01:36:39,184 --> 01:36:42,187 I just wanted to watch musicals with you. 1762 01:36:43,362 --> 01:36:44,407 Yeah, I know. 1763 01:36:51,588 --> 01:36:53,720 Which one was it again? 1764 01:36:55,722 --> 01:36:56,854 Rent. 1765 01:36:59,117 --> 01:37:01,333 I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think 1766 01:37:01,337 --> 01:37:04,730 the film is better than the stage production. 1767 01:37:06,211 --> 01:37:07,430 That's funny. 1768 01:37:12,304 --> 01:37:14,697 All cameras are recording. 1769 01:37:33,804 --> 01:37:40,637 ♪ 525,600 minutes 1770 01:37:43,379 --> 01:37:48,863 ♪ 525,000 moments so dear 1771 01:37:50,690 --> 01:37:56,044 ♪ 525,600 minutes 1772 01:37:57,784 --> 01:38:02,180 ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 1773 01:38:04,139 --> 01:38:09,314 ♪ In daylight, in sunsets, in midnights, ♪ 1774 01:38:09,318 --> 01:38:13,234 ♪ In cups of coffee, in inches ♪ 1775 01:38:18,066 --> 01:38:19,632 Hold your positions. 1776 01:38:28,337 --> 01:38:30,378 Shit! 1777 01:38:30,382 --> 01:38:32,122 10-56, over. 1778 01:38:38,738 --> 01:38:40,261 Fire patrol's on the way. 1779 01:38:47,443 --> 01:38:48,657 Confirming we have 1780 01:38:48,661 --> 01:38:50,010 a civilian casualty. 1781 01:38:55,103 --> 01:38:58,189 I think I can make this work. 1782 01:38:58,193 --> 01:38:59,538 Medics, two minutes out. 1783 01:38:59,542 --> 01:39:01,326 Find some police to interview. 1784 01:39:11,032 --> 01:39:12,381 I like younger. 1785 01:39:14,339 --> 01:39:15,775 Do you have your dick out? 1786 01:39:17,603 --> 01:39:18,953 Are you playing with it? 1787 01:39:21,651 --> 01:39:23,651 Do you have your dick out? Are you playing with it? 1788 01:39:25,742 --> 01:39:27,352 Have you masturbated today? 1789 01:39:30,007 --> 01:39:31,400 Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 1790 01:39:34,142 --> 01:39:35,534 Can I feel your cock? 1791 01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:39,495 How thick are you? 1792 01:39:43,064 --> 01:39:44,239 Are you gonna fuck me? 1793 01:39:45,762 --> 01:39:47,111 Do I get to fuck you, too? 1794 01:39:50,941 --> 01:39:52,247 Do you have your dick out? 1795 01:39:54,597 --> 01:39:55,557 Are you playing with it? 1796 01:39:58,949 --> 01:40:00,298 Have you masturbated today? 1797 01:40:03,823 --> 01:40:06,957 Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 1798 01:40:15,487 --> 01:40:17,228 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 1799 01:41:19,682 --> 01:41:20,940 Hey. Sorry. 1800 01:41:20,944 --> 01:41:24,991 Are you uh, you Daniel Plum? 1801 01:41:27,211 --> 01:41:28,252 Mmm-hmm. Oh, man, 1802 01:41:28,256 --> 01:41:30,210 I think I have your mail. 1803 01:41:30,214 --> 01:41:33,390 Yeah, I'm, uh, 202 and a half, not 202 and a quarter. 1804 01:41:34,566 --> 01:41:35,868 Yeah. Thanks. Thank you. 1805 01:41:35,872 --> 01:41:37,261 No worries. No worries. There you go. 1806 01:41:37,265 --> 01:41:38,523 -Thank you. -You know, 1807 01:41:38,527 --> 01:41:40,133 at this point, I swear you should just like, 1808 01:41:40,137 --> 01:41:42,396 put my name down on the mail, 'cause the last three tenants 1809 01:41:42,400 --> 01:41:44,616 who have lived here, I've gotten all of their mail. 1810 01:41:44,620 --> 01:41:45,747 -Huh. -It's insane, dude. 1811 01:41:45,751 --> 01:41:47,314 -Okay. -It's like no matter 1812 01:41:47,318 --> 01:41:51,666 what I do, I cannot get them to stop putting it in my box, 1813 01:41:51,670 --> 01:41:54,800 and it says 202 and a quarter, and they're still doing it. 1814 01:41:54,804 --> 01:41:56,497 -You know what I mean? -Right. Thanks. 1815 01:41:56,501 --> 01:41:57,977 Oh, you know what? I have another package. 1816 01:41:57,981 --> 01:41:59,156 I'll grab it for you, okay? 1817 01:42:35,323 --> 01:42:36,759 All right, brother man. 1818 01:42:37,803 --> 01:42:39,410 There you go. 1819 01:42:39,414 --> 01:42:42,717 Overnight priority, Mr. Fancy Pants. 1820 01:42:42,721 --> 01:42:44,241 Hey, what's in the box? 1821 01:42:44,245 --> 01:42:46,202 What's in the box? 1822 01:42:47,770 --> 01:42:50,638 Oh, shit. Are you an actor? 1823 01:42:50,642 --> 01:42:52,600 You uh... you an actor? 1824 01:43:49,266 --> 01:43:55,098 ♪ Face painted white With blue butterflies ♪ 1825 01:43:56,273 --> 01:43:58,232 ♪ Wasting wishes On the world ♪ 1826 01:43:59,885 --> 01:44:05,282 ♪ You could go home But you would be alone ♪ 1827 01:44:07,197 --> 01:44:13,377 ♪ Birthday girl I've got it all ♪ 1828 01:44:14,509 --> 01:44:15,309 ♪ On video 1829 01:44:27,957 --> 01:44:34,485 ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 1830 01:44:52,242 --> 01:44:58,810 ♪ They sing so loud You can't hear yourself ♪ 1831 01:44:58,814 --> 01:45:01,120 ♪ Fragile like a child At the fair ♪ 1832 01:45:02,731 --> 01:45:08,389 ♪ You took too much But it was not enough ♪ 1833 01:45:09,955 --> 01:45:16,571 ♪ They had us all scared My china doll ♪ 1834 01:45:21,053 --> 01:45:24,836 ♪ I saw it all 1835 01:45:24,840 --> 01:45:25,640 ♪ On video 1836 01:45:38,506 --> 01:45:45,295 ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 1837 01:45:48,864 --> 01:45:55,523 ♪ Watching you Like a common criminal ♪ 1838 01:45:59,222 --> 01:46:00,022 ♪ On video