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We said we would change.

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Ain't I been waiting, Rick?

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Don't make me do this.

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I need to know if there is
something here worth saving.

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It's nice to see that family

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is still important
to some people.

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You hear things about someone,

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but they never really add up

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until you get them right in
front of you, face to face.

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How much is this gonna cost me?

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Just $15,000, but before we
get to the money, you have to...

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I wanna hear it from him.

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Okay, well he... he is the key
to this whole thing, but...

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Good, good, because I wanna
hear him tell me.

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Um, so, have you ever been
to the farmer's market?

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No.

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Hey Charlie,
you ready for another?

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You know a man of lesser character
would've cut me off by now, man.

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You're my best customer.

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Just wait until your
lunch time crowd comes,

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you'll forget all
about old Charlie.

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You are the lunch time
crowd, buddy.

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Yeah, cheers to that.
Shots?

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The farmer's market,
is like this dope ass place

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where they sell a bunch
of organic shit.

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It's like this big fuckin',
uh,...

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Think non-corporate
free-trade capitalism.

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Honest business
without the middle man.

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- Thanks.
- Cheers buddy.

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So Nikki was like...

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We were thinking that maybe I
could open up a stand there, too.

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Hey barkeep.

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What'll it be, darlin'?

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I don't know, what's good?

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Order a bloody Mary.

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I always like it when girls
order bloody Marys.

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And why's that?

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Because I'd never order
one myself, I guess.

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They're sexy and something
mysterious about them.

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I'll have a bloody Mary.

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Aww, ain't that sweet?

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We've got a flat light beer,
a flat dark beer,

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something kind of in the middle,

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and we got something
sort of Belgian.

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Sort of?

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Yeah, well the light beer
comes out of the Belgian tap.

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I guess it's the flat
light shit then.

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A girl after my own heart.

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This is gonna blow your mind.

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What's the first thing
that inevitably happens

51
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when you shop
at the farmer's market?

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You eat all the delicious fruit!

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- Get this.
- Three words for you.

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Fruit. Cobbler. Stand.

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You want me to give you
$15,000 for fruit cobbler?

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- Yes.
- Yeah.

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Let's just slow down
a little bit,

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because I get a feeling you guys might
be going a little too fast for me.

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So, I buy fruit, let's say
an apple or an orange.

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Maybe even a pineapple.

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Don't like pineapple.

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Well, but you could,
if you wanted...

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Which we've established
I don't, right?

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So I buy fruit, let's say,
an apple or an orange

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and your business model
is you're going to take it

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and you're gonna cut it
into slices for me.

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If you wanna bring that
pineapple back into the mix...

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Again, I don't want
fucking pineapple,

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I want apples and oranges,
so tell me, Brian,

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how much is this going
to cost me, the consumer?

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- Two fruits would probably be...
- Again, wasn't talking to you.

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I was talking to Brian,
my brother.

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Brian, tell me, how much
is this going to cost me

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for you to take
my apples and oranges

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and cut them into slices for me?

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Uhh...

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Five dollars?

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And how much is the knife?

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I already own a knife.

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So what the fuck
is the $15,000 for?

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Well, looks like it's just
me and you, sugar.

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I think it's a fucking
awful idea.

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Well, this is the first
step towards

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localizing the return of
the goods and services economy.

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There are no goods
and the only services rendered

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is my idiot brother slicing up
apples and oranges for me.

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Oh he can do a lot more
than just slice.

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Oh, I bet he can.

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No, you weren't there
when my girlfriend told me

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she was leaving me
for a spoon salesman.

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If you don't know what
a spoon salesman is, well,

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a spoon salesman,
he sells fucking spoons.

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That's what
a spoon salesman does.

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I'm glad my shitty life's
amusing to you.

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No, it's not that.

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You're just refreshing to me,
that's all.

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Tell me something, Nikki,
why am I even talking to you?

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I don't even know who you are.

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Dude, don't be like that,
she didn't do anything.

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No, you didn't do anything.
You never do anything.

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Only this time,
you not doing anything

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got you hooked up
with some trailer tart

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who's trying to take
money out of you

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that you don't actually have.
Well done, bro.

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Honey, she told me our
relationship had gotten stale.

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She said that I was stale.

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That's not true. Dude, there's no way.
It's a lie.

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You know nothing about
community building

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and creating something
organic and beautiful.

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That's right, I don't, but the
cobbler commander over here,

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I'm sure,
is well-versed in it.

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This is why we never agree, man.

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- Exactly.
- Just no...

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Just wait, just wait,
okay, listen.

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Don't go. Okay?
He needs you.

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You know what I think?

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I think you need me.

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So you put him up to this and that
makes you a very, very bad person.

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You have a sickness.

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I can smell it on you.

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Just please.

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Get your fuckin' hand off me.

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But I hate when that happens.

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Where's the bartender?

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In the back maybe,
how should I know?

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Well, you got yourself
a full drink there,

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I thought you'd
be a safe bet to ask.

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Trust me, I ain't a safe bet.

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Hey! Why don't you make
yourself useful

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and go get the bartender?

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You got that or you need me
to write it down for you?

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Go get the fuckin' bartender.

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Wow.

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Yeah, you treat most girls
like that?

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I don't know, you most girls?

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Why don't you turn
that ass around,

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we'll find out right quick.

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Hey, no,
what's your problem, man?

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Wow.

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Wow, your boyfriend's
a little drunk, huh?

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Maybe you oughta take
him home, tuck him in,

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before something goes
and happens to him.

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He ain't my boyfriend.

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Well, maybe it's you
needs tucking in, then?

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I'm sure we'd both like that.

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Oh Jesus. Hey! Hey!

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What?

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There's some fucking
asshole out there

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lookin' for a bartender
and being a jerk.

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Well tell him to keep
his fucking pants on.

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He just grabbed my fucking ass

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and he's getting into it
with all the other customers,

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the few we actually have.

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Jesus Christ, okay.
I'll be out in just a sec.

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Were you...

156
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Were you just masturbating
in here?

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What? No! No I wasn't
masturbating.

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I mean, do whatever you want, sometimes
when I get bored, I'm not judging.

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- Okay, good talk.
- But not at work!

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Come on, hit me then.

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00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,042
You know you want to.

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This isn't the 1970s, okay?

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All right.

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Cheers.

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There ya go.

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Officially been provoked.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Okay, well, we really should
do this again sometime.

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Sit your ass down.

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Your move.

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Hey, calm the fuck down, okay?

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Relax, buddy.

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Relax, man.

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Relax.

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00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:05,103
Trust me, amigo, I'm relaxed.

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00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:08,974
Get sweet pea over here to do me a solid.
Yeah, you.

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00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:12,143
Come on over,
I'm not gonna hurt you.

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Closer.

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00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,647
Come on.

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00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:17,382
I wanna feel your breath
on my face.

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00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,920
I want you to lock
that door tight.

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00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,755
Is there a back door
to the exit?

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Yeah.

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Is that all of them?

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00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,626
Just the one.

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When you're done with the front,
do the back.

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00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:32,731
You leave, she dies.

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Because I care about
these people,

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this town,

190
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,773
these streets,

191
00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,211
this badge,

192
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this badge
means something, Pete.

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00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,748
It's a privilege.

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00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:56,821
They sleep sound
in their beds at night

195
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because they know that I'm out
there looking out for them,

196
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:03,261
and because you're out
there with me.

197
00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:07,666
Because that's what we do.

198
00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:10,001
That is what we do.

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00:11:11,904 --> 00:11:13,705
Meryl fucking Streep.

200
00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:16,174
- Oh.
- Uh huh.

201
00:11:16,176 --> 00:11:20,145
Really? Like, uh, like
"river wild" Meryl Streep?

202
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:24,315
I was gonna say "deer hunter,"
but "river wild" works, too.

203
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:28,019
Wow. Killed it.
Killed it. Yeah.

204
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,988
You should lead
with that tonight.

205
00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:31,956
- You think so?
- Definitely.

206
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:35,727
Don's gonna give you
thespian of the week tonight.

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00:11:35,729 --> 00:11:37,028
I crushed it.

208
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,901
- I'm that good of an actor.
- Yes.

209
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:44,703
Toss them in.

210
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,178
What about you?

211
00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:56,147
I actually don't have a phone.

212
00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:58,817
I mean, I got
a calling card, but...

213
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:06,925
Hey Hajiv, that means you too.

214
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,727
Waitin' on you.

215
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,928
There ya go.

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00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:12,931
Cocksucker.

217
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:15,200
How about you, compadre?

218
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,835
He doesn't speak English, man.

219
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,738
Yeah? Does he speak gun?

220
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:20,939
Just leave him the fuck alone.

221
00:12:20,941 --> 00:12:22,273
All right.

222
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,047
You got a name, barkeep?

223
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,853
You know, where are we anyway?

224
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,522
My friend, we're on the clock.

225
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,859
But nobody said we can't
make it go a little faster.

226
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,648
We're just gonna check
out this bar for a bit.

227
00:12:43,673 --> 00:12:45,130
No, are you serious?

228
00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:46,898
And just grab a few
for the road.

229
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,767
No, we can't be
drinking on the job.

230
00:12:48,769 --> 00:12:50,168
- Why not?
- What are you, crazy?

231
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,004
No, we've been warned
way too many times.

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00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,774
- You heard my uncle, -yeah, I
heard him, but who's gonna know?

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00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:58,877
We're just gonna go
investigate a few beers

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00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,845
and then we'll be right
back at it.

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00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,314
I don't... I do not like it.
You know why?

236
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,183
Because we have a good temporary
thing going on here you know look?

237
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:08,253
Do you remember when
he called you the worst cop

238
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:12,891
he's seen in his entire
professional life?

239
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,460
He also called us
"team foreskin."

240
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,396
- Because we rub him the wrong way.
- What?

241
00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:23,902
Look, we're not any good at
this, but that's okay.

242
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:28,473
They gave us guns and badges
and the whole shebang, and why?

243
00:13:30,209 --> 00:13:31,910
Happenstance?

244
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,913
No, because we look the part.

245
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:39,384
So now we, talented actors,
are stuck keeping watch over

246
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:43,922
what is not the most peaceful
square mile in all of California.

247
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:49,227
- No. -I mean this place
looks like Chechnya.

248
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:53,164
- Like that Chinese place.
- No, not the Chinese place.

249
00:13:53,166 --> 00:14:00,038
We can either go inside or we can
take another loop around the ghetto.

250
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,873
Your choice.

251
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:05,109
Safety.
Potential dying.

252
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,614
Anybody does something stupid...

253
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,183
And she's the one that suffers.

254
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,386
Now you're gonna want
to remember this part,

255
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,922
you may walk away
from here today,

256
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:21,526
but run as far as you can and the
memories of what happened to her

257
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:26,497
under your watch will forever
be two steps behind you.

258
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:29,133
And I shit you not.

259
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:33,004
That is is a fate worse
than death itself.

260
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:37,275
Do we have ourselves
an understanding?

261
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:39,277
I'm looking for some feedback
here on this one.

262
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,612
Yes.

263
00:14:40,614 --> 00:14:44,449
Better. Now how about you,
Harry Potter?

264
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:48,086
- Do you think you can handle that?
- Leave him alone.

265
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:53,091
Oh. Oh yeah.
I'll leave him be.

266
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,425
I'm serious.

267
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,998
Leave her alone, all right?

268
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,599
Just let her go.
I said all right.

269
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,903
Look like you got
yourself a fan.

270
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:08,072
Lucky day.

271
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:11,009
"Jonny's sweet revenge."

272
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:13,478
What the fuck is this?

273
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,613
I literally just explained that.

274
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,483
Is this one of your oriental
massage parlors?

275
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,418
Seriously?

276
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:33,431
This place is always open.
Yeah, so weird.

277
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,600
Hey, let's bus out
and get a smoothie.

278
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,269
- I don't want a smoothie.
- I do.

279
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:43,274
You and your George Clooney
hair, get whatever you want.

280
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,977
Why don't you go ahead and get yourself
back behind that register there

281
00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,011
and we're gonna get started.

282
00:15:47,013 --> 00:15:48,413
Take it easy, man.

283
00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:51,449
Take your time.
I've got all day.

284
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,452
What are you smiling at,
fuck face?

285
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,287
- Sorry man, nothing
- shut up.

286
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,161
Where you get your haircut at?
Supercuts?

287
00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:05,296
Why don't you go fuck yourself?

288
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,335
That's it. Now take it
and get the fuck out of here.

289
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,636
Where's the rest of it?

290
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,304
That is the rest of it.

291
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,373
Where's the rest?

292
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,642
Guys, I've got like 50 bucks in
my pocket, you're welcome to it.

293
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,478
- Did I ask you to speak?
- Nope.

294
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,580
No, do not answer.
That was a rhetorical question.

295
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:24,415
I want to see the fucking rest
of it, there's gotta be more,

296
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,516
I wanna see the fucking rest.

297
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,752
Ask him if there's a safe.

298
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,487
Yeah, what about a safe?

299
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,322
You got like a safe in here
or something?

300
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,358
Yeah. There's a safe
in the back office,

301
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,693
but it's fucking empty,
you can take my word on that.

302
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:38,029
The boss is fucking selling
the place next month.

303
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,031
We're closing? When were you
gonna let me know?

304
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,366
Shut up, tits McGraw.

305
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:43,134
You can sing me a song later,
all right?

306
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,535
I wasn't supposed to say
anything,

307
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,371
but given the circumstances...

308
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,339
Look, man, what the fuck
do you want from me?

309
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,009
God damn it, Reni!

310
00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,610
How the hell
was I supposed to know

311
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,279
there's short
of 40 bucks in the drawer?

312
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:56,481
Because this is
your fucking idea.

313
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,049
I didn't want to do any of this.

314
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,584
Oh yeah, well it hardly
took any convincing.

315
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,786
That's 'cause just like always,

316
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,621
- I just go along with the stupid
shit that you do. -Like always?

317
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:07,725
Oh, I didn't know my life was
a complete farce to you, Rick.

318
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,560
Please regale everyone
in the bar.

319
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,363
What other stupid things of mine
do you blindly go along with?

320
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:16,801
Oh, hmm, I don't know,
how about moving to Los Angeles

321
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,603
so you could open a designer
cupcake boutique?

322
00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:21,205
- How about that one?
- How was that stupid?

323
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:23,441
You sold like five cupcakes
in the first three months

324
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,376
and they were all to fucking me.

325
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,378
How the hell was
I supposed to know

326
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,781
that people don't eat
that shit out here?

327
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,516
It's called market research.

328
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:34,118
Market research? You should
ask these guys about that.

329
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,654
They have the market cornered
in market research.

330
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,556
Nobody asked you,
so shut the fuck up.

331
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:41,626
Oh yeah, yeah, take all your
shortcomings out on other people.

332
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,295
That's so fucking you.

333
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,297
Shortcomings?
What are you talking about?

334
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,734
Was I the only one who failed
at what I set out to do?

335
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:53,204
Oh, no, no, I forgot. You are the
king of the fucking west coast.

336
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,340
Reni, I work like three
fucking jobs

337
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:59,710
and I go to night school, okay?
What else do you want from me?

338
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,479
End the circus, please.

339
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,215
I was going to pay for
that chicken sandwich

340
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:07,452
and give a tip to her
because she was really good.

341
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,620
- Thank you.
- Shut the fuck up.

342
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,556
What the fuck is your problem?

343
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:14,425
Sit your fucking ass down.

344
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:18,796
Sit your ass down.

345
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:22,300
Hey, hi, over here.

346
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,168
I'm a bit confused.

347
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:26,871
This beautiful girl right here,
she's my girlfriend.

348
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:29,173
Calamity Jane is supposed
to be the victim I make off with

349
00:18:29,175 --> 00:18:32,343
along with the dozens of retirement
dollars that we just acquired.

350
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,113
It's a basic fake hostage
robbery, you know,

351
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:38,583
nobody gets hurt. What part
of this don't you understand?

352
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,853
All of it, maybe?

353
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:43,888
You hit me in the face
for no reason.

354
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:49,360
Oh no, there was definitely
a reason, okay?

355
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,561
Somebody has to get hit
in the face,

356
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,464
and today,
that somebody was you.

357
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,534
Now stop being
such a whiny little bitch.

358
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,568
That's vintage, Rick.

359
00:18:57,570 --> 00:19:00,771
Everyone, round of applause.

360
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,874
Nope, stop fucking clapping.

361
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:05,810
Passive aggressiveness
at its finest,

362
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,312
hiding behind a veil
of spite and sarcasm

363
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,849
bringing others down around you to
avoid handling your own feelings.

364
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:14,819
Doctor Judith was absolutely
right about your ass.

365
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,622
Oh really? And when the fuck
did Dr. Judith say this, huh?

366
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,390
Oh, oh, so you don't
even deny it.

367
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:24,395
No. Why the fuck am I paying
this person top dollar

368
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,197
to talk shit behind my back
when I'm not even fucking there.

369
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,666
Because you are so out of touch
with your emotions

370
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,835
it's fucking crazy.

371
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,238
- Out of touch. -Sometimes I wonder
if you even have a fucking pulse.

372
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,673
Disconnected, really?

373
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,276
I just robbed a fucking bar
on a whim for you.

374
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,610
Because I fucking love you.

375
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,881
Is it love for me?
Or hate for yourself?

376
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:45,349
Doctor Judith was so...

377
00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:53,591
What were you saying
about doctor Judith?

378
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:55,793
Nah.

379
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,828
Did that just sound
like a gunshot?

380
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:00,498
I don't really know what
a gunshot sounds like.

381
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,933
Probably somebody's
hoopty blasting

382
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,868
through an intersection.

383
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,937
You think maybe we should
go check it out?

384
00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,973
No, that's what red light
cameras are for.

385
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,878
I'd like to let it be known
that I am

386
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,481
deeply, deeply
in touch with my emotions.

387
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:18,616
Can I get an amen?

388
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,885
Who here likes fiction?
Anyone?

389
00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,354
Well, that's because to you, everyone
is out of touch with their emotions

390
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,424
because if we weren't, doctor
fuckhead wouldn't have any clients.

391
00:20:26,426 --> 00:20:27,925
Don't you see what's
happening here?

392
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:30,828
Nope, not everyone is
disconnected, just you.

393
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,730
- Oh, is that a fact?
- 100%.

394
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,633
Oh, please expand on that,
by all means

395
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,502
because we have all fucking day.

396
00:20:38,504 --> 00:20:41,872
Can I please just finish
my fucking lunch?

397
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,274
That is my favorite
chicken sandwich.

398
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,809
No, you can't.

399
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,010
Now sit down and shut up.

400
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:47,411
Take Charley.

401
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,947
N-n-no,
don't take Charley.

402
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:52,550
Charley is deeply in touch
with his emotions.

403
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,953
He was telling me all about
his girlfriend, his life,

404
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,521
shit that matters to him.

405
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:58,990
Ex-girlfriend, actually.

406
00:20:58,992 --> 00:21:00,791
All that?

407
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:02,360
He said all that to you?

408
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:04,428
In the ten minutes you were
in here, huh?

409
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,465
Tell... tell him about the spoons Charley.
I want him to hear it.

410
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,534
Yeah, tell me about
the spoons, Charley.

411
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,804
Tell him.

412
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:16,807
We were happy or I thought
we were happy.

413
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,576
She apparently wasn't happy

414
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,411
because, like,
out of nowhere she told me

415
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:25,516
that she needed to leave me
for someone else and...

416
00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:28,753
That's heartbreaking.

417
00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:32,657
And meanwhile, I'm holding a gun
at people in a fucking dive bar

418
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:34,025
on account of your boredom.

419
00:21:34,027 --> 00:21:37,461
I-I-i found out he sells spoons,
all right?

420
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,797
Fucking spoon salesman?

421
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,365
You mean like, door to door?

422
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:44,468
I have, honestly, no freaking
idea all right?

423
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,673
Hey, CHICO.

424
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:51,642
You get much in the way of spoons
salesmen around these parts?

425
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,377
I'm asking you
a fucking question.

426
00:21:53,379 --> 00:21:56,580
I already told you he don't
speak no English, man.

427
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:00,384
He doesn't order anything,
he just sits.

428
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,386
He's actually one
of our better customers.

429
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:03,688
This is the kind of joint
you rob, bro.

430
00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,824
He's spooning my girlfriend,
okay?

431
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:09,627
And you never went after her?

432
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:11,329
Find this fucking guy
and did anything about it?

433
00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,731
What's there to do?

434
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,901
Fucking kill him to death with a
spatula or something how's that?

435
00:22:16,903 --> 00:22:21,038
- Why? -Because she's
your fucking girlfriend.

436
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,874
There wasn't anything
left anymore.

437
00:22:23,876 --> 00:22:25,476
Bullshit.

438
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,111
I call coward.

439
00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,613
He is not a coward.

440
00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:32,083
Oh, sure he isn't, whatever.

441
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,884
Oh yeah?

442
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:37,788
That was definitely a gunshot.

443
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:39,790
You know, I think you're right.

444
00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,993
Should we, just, you know, maybe
go investigate or something?

445
00:22:42,995 --> 00:22:44,495
Are we supposed to do that?

446
00:22:44,497 --> 00:22:46,997
I think so.

447
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:51,001
Well, okay, we should probably
take the guns then.

448
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:53,804
What do you mean? You're always
supposed to take the guns.

449
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:57,475
Seriously? I've been keeping mine
in the glove box the whole time.

450
00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:01,645
What are you, an idiot?
Why would you ever do that?

451
00:23:01,647 --> 00:23:04,415
I don't know, I've got,
like, a thing about it.

452
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,818
A thing? What thing?

453
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:12,556
Like, if I'm taking a shit, I might
kick my pants and shoot my balls off.

454
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,558
That thing.

455
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,761
How do I look?

456
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:18,963
Be honest.

457
00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:20,498
You look legit.

458
00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:23,734
Wait.

459
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:32,076
How do I look?

460
00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,813
Like a young Charles Bronson.

461
00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,949
No, that doesn't work.
He's got like a mustache.

462
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,951
So what if he's got a 'stache?

463
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:46,724
He's got a mustache. If Meryl
Streep were a dude, she'd have one.

464
00:23:46,726 --> 00:23:49,760
True, but I was thinking more...

465
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,931
Like John McClane.

466
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,600
What do you think? Right?
Yeah, come on.

467
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:58,936
I was thinking more
John McClane.

468
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,572
What's so funny?

469
00:24:01,574 --> 00:24:07,511
You are as much Bruce Willis as I am
Eddie Murphy in "Beverly hills cop".

470
00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:10,214
Yeah, okay, okay.

471
00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:13,184
Eddie Murphy in "Norbit," maybe.

472
00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:16,454
- I'll fucking Norbit you.
- Whoa, okay Norby me.

473
00:24:16,456 --> 00:24:18,889
Oh yeah.
Your safety's on, buddy.

474
00:24:18,891 --> 00:24:21,158
- Norbit somebody...

475
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,993
Fire that gun
one more time, huh?

476
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:25,129
- I dare you.
- Or you'll what?

477
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,997
What are you gonna do about it?

478
00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,966
A lot more than Freddy fucking
feelings over there,

479
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,201
I tell you that much.

480
00:24:30,203 --> 00:24:32,236
Freddy...
What's your name again?

481
00:24:32,238 --> 00:24:33,871
Charley.

482
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:36,807
Charley is more of a man
than you'll ever be.

483
00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,509
That's not true.

484
00:24:38,511 --> 00:24:40,244
- That guy right there?
- Mm-hmm.

485
00:24:40,246 --> 00:24:45,816
- Uh-huh? -Yep, because
real men have courage.

486
00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:47,718
This guy right here?
This guy's courage?

487
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,587
Real men confront their problems

488
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:52,723
and courage is a fundamental
thing of which you lack.

489
00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:53,958
This is courage?

490
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,826
Nope.

491
00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:58,128
Does anybody else here think

492
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:01,499
that this is what
courage looks like? Anybody?

493
00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:05,536
Please tell me that I'm not
out of my fucking mind here.

494
00:25:05,538 --> 00:25:06,971
Oh, sandwich guy.

495
00:25:06,973 --> 00:25:08,873
I totally agree.

496
00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:10,574
Well, I appreciate your honesty.

497
00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:14,612
Honestly, I could give
less of a shit.

498
00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:20,084
I will agree with anyone who gets me
back to that table and my fucking lunch.

499
00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:24,121
And then I don't have to listen
to you idiots anymore.

500
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,926
Well, this is what's
happening now.

501
00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:31,028
Oh, as if anyone needed me
to point this out,

502
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:34,865
Rick, here, suffers from some
insane anger management issues.

503
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:37,234
Eat your fucking sandwich.

504
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,637
Yeah, well living with a person
like you will do that.

505
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,205
Another classic defense
mechanism,

506
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,940
it's called displacement.

507
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,643
Uh-huh.

508
00:25:45,645 --> 00:25:47,778
- Please don't hit me again, oh god.
- Shut up.

509
00:25:51,249 --> 00:25:53,684
This.

510
00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:57,688
This is placement,
not displacement,

511
00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,858
now you see doctor Judith
is wrong yet again.

512
00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:03,928
You're being passive aggressive.

513
00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:06,964
Nope, I am proving a point.

514
00:26:06,966 --> 00:26:08,132
Give me your hand, Charley.

515
00:26:08,134 --> 00:26:09,934
I don't know what you're doing.

516
00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:13,671
I'm gonna help show everyone
just how courageous you are.

517
00:26:13,673 --> 00:26:16,307
I'm not.

518
00:26:16,309 --> 00:26:20,978
Now, you're gonna stand
there, okay.

519
00:26:22,647 --> 00:26:25,215
You're gonna aim this gun,
put it right in his gut

520
00:26:25,217 --> 00:26:29,587
and you're gonna point it
at Mr. Hajiv, all right?

521
00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:32,690
Right about now, you're gonna
feel your balls drop.

522
00:26:32,692 --> 00:26:34,992
Get nice and tight and heavy,
all right?

523
00:26:34,994 --> 00:26:37,628
It's called fun and excitement.

524
00:26:37,630 --> 00:26:39,196
- I don't wanna.
- No.

525
00:26:39,198 --> 00:26:41,899
I don't wanna.
I don't wanna.

526
00:26:41,901 --> 00:26:45,169
Well, welcome to the world
of dating.

527
00:26:45,171 --> 00:26:48,939
By golly, I think our boy's
gone and grown up.

528
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:53,077
Now be quiet
and eat your fucking sandwich.

529
00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:01,385
- You asshole.
- Hey, I'm sorry.

530
00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:04,254
- What the fuck are you...
- Hey, come here.

531
00:27:04,256 --> 00:27:06,390
- I'm sorry, buddy. -Jesus,
what's wrong with you?

532
00:27:06,392 --> 00:27:08,792
- I didn't do...
- That is your fault.

533
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:10,995
- I turn right. You turn left.
- We practiced so much!

534
00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:13,197
- I always...
- We practiced, man.

535
00:27:13,199 --> 00:27:15,666
Shh, we have a situation,
shut up.

536
00:27:16,702 --> 00:27:18,402
I swear to god!

537
00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:20,971
If you do that again,

538
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:24,008
I'm going to shit in my pants.

539
00:27:24,010 --> 00:27:26,176
I'm sorry, it scared me a bit.

540
00:27:26,178 --> 00:27:30,080
- Please focus, for god's sake!
- Sorry. I'm trying!

541
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,415
Why are you still talking?

542
00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:35,386
Sit down, eat your fucking
sandwich.

543
00:27:35,388 --> 00:27:37,187
- Okay.
- Eat your sandwich.

544
00:27:37,189 --> 00:27:38,856
Okay.

545
00:27:38,858 --> 00:27:42,059
All right, you're gonna open
the door

546
00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,193
and I'll just startle
them from behind.

547
00:27:43,195 --> 00:27:45,262
Oh, so more hostages?

548
00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:47,197
Oh yeah, yeah, we just keep
piling them up in here

549
00:27:47,199 --> 00:27:48,399
until we get lost
in the crowd, huh?

550
00:27:48,401 --> 00:27:51,268
You have a better fucking idea?

551
00:27:59,310 --> 00:28:00,678
Hey, howdy.

552
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,348
- Hey sir.

553
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,016
What the fuck is going on here?

554
00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:09,219
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.

555
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,354
Pete, he has a gun.

556
00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:11,922
- It's okay.
- He's got a gun.

557
00:28:11,924 --> 00:28:14,758
- It's okay, I got him.
- No, no, behind you.

558
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,226
Over here.

559
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:18,062
Why the hell you
pointing it at me?

560
00:28:18,064 --> 00:28:19,997
Because he's standing
right behind you.

561
00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:24,401
- The bullet can't just go around you.
- Oh god.

562
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:26,737
Do you not know physics?

563
00:28:26,739 --> 00:28:27,738
Put the gun on her.

564
00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:29,807
Oh, wow.

565
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:31,842
What a fuckabout.

566
00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:34,845
Okay, folks, we have a bit
of a situation here,

567
00:28:34,847 --> 00:28:36,527
so why don't we all
just take a deep breath

568
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,784
and chill or whatever

569
00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:43,287
and somebody explain
what's happening

570
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:45,989
and we'll work through this.

571
00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:49,960
Listen, those two assholes
are robbing this bar.

572
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,195
Fucking sellout.

573
00:28:51,197 --> 00:28:53,363
I don't even fucking
know you, pal.

574
00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:55,165
You're not my family.

575
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,334
Like you'd know anything
about that.

576
00:28:57,336 --> 00:29:00,104
- Now is not the time, sweetheart.
- Yep, you know what? It is.

577
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:02,940
Because I saw you, when he pulled his
gun you went straight for the door.

578
00:29:02,942 --> 00:29:06,176
She's right, man, you don't give a
shit about anyone except yourself.

579
00:29:06,178 --> 00:29:09,880
Hey guys, hey, over here.
Can you do that later?

580
00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,415
Yeah, thank you.

581
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:12,883
Uh, there's a situation.

582
00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:16,019
Yeah, um, let's start with you.

583
00:29:16,021 --> 00:29:18,822
You with the very large
gun over there,

584
00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:23,260
why don't you put it down
and let's talk.

585
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:27,297
Oh, I can't.
They're making me courageous.

586
00:29:27,299 --> 00:29:30,934
Okay, that makes no sense to me,

587
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,970
but whatever!
We can work with it.

588
00:29:32,972 --> 00:29:38,175
That over there
is detective Jack Callahan

589
00:29:38,177 --> 00:29:39,843
and I'm Pete Taverez.

590
00:29:39,845 --> 00:29:43,313
We're here to diffuse
the situation

591
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:47,117
and I don't know, not let shit get
more fucked up than it already is.

592
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:53,524
So, um, let me hear you say
everything's going to be okay.

593
00:29:53,526 --> 00:29:55,425
Everything's gonna be okay.

594
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:58,328
Not you, him.

595
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,931
Okay, stay calm,
everything's gonna be okay.

596
00:30:00,933 --> 00:30:04,868
Everything's gonna be okay.

597
00:30:04,870 --> 00:30:09,573
Good, now, we're all gonna
talk about this

598
00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:12,209
like a bunch
of highly civilized...

599
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:20,417
Why the fuck would you do that?

600
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,853
I didn't mean to!

601
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:27,958
I'm sorry. I just was
trying to pay attention...

602
00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:32,563
Under no circumstances were you
supposed to do that, Charley.

603
00:30:32,565 --> 00:30:37,267
Can we put him back together? Can we?
He's gonna be okay, right?

604
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,969
No, he's not gonna
be fucking okay.

605
00:30:38,971 --> 00:30:41,405
You just blew his head off,
all right? He's dead.

606
00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:48,512
Please don't arrest me.

607
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:50,848
Please don't arrest me.

608
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:53,917
Why? Do, do, do,
please don't arrest me.

609
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,630
This guy's like really,
really dead.

610
00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:10,300
Probably shorter
than he was this morning.

611
00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:12,269
True.

612
00:31:12,271 --> 00:31:16,340
Look, I don't know how far
you've looked ahead

613
00:31:16,342 --> 00:31:18,575
or if you've even thought ahead,

614
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,911
but this guy's got some sort of middle
eastern Asian thing going on, right?

615
00:31:20,913 --> 00:31:23,380
So what, we were just hanging
around with some white boys

616
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:27,484
who were executing an Arab
in a dive bar?

617
00:31:27,486 --> 00:31:29,319
This isn't fucking Alabama.

618
00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:32,589
Yeah, that certainly
adds a few wrinkles.

619
00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:36,026
A few? Many.

620
00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:38,395
Many wrinkles, Pete.

621
00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:41,131
Cover up?

622
00:31:44,068 --> 00:31:46,603
Definitely cover up.

623
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:50,908
Okay, we're gonna have
to do a few things here,

624
00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:53,677
first...

625
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,079
Honestly, enough of that
already.

626
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:59,149
Come on, look at what we're
already dealing with.

627
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,984
Stop.

628
00:32:00,986 --> 00:32:03,353
- Go ahead.
- Thank you.

629
00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:09,226
We're gonna need everyone's
cooperation to fix this situation.

630
00:32:09,228 --> 00:32:13,530
If our boss...
If our bosses...

631
00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:18,068
If our bosses come in here and
see that we've let this happen,

632
00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:21,238
we're done, right, Pete?
We're fucking done.

633
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:24,207
- See, detective Taverez and I...
- Mm-hmm.

634
00:32:24,209 --> 00:32:28,979
We have a really nice pension
plan and health benefits

635
00:32:30,214 --> 00:32:32,549
hopefully this will work
its own self out.

636
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:37,120
Myself and detective Callahan,
we're going to head out in a bit

637
00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,189
and keep the perimeter clear,

638
00:32:39,191 --> 00:32:43,961
just in case of things
happening.

639
00:32:43,963 --> 00:32:46,096
Why the fuck should
we listen to you guys?

640
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:49,466
I mean, we're hostages.

641
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:51,168
Can there still be hostages?

642
00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:53,737
Can I look over how completely
fucked this situation is

643
00:32:53,739 --> 00:32:55,405
and ask why I don't get
a say in the matter?

644
00:32:55,407 --> 00:32:57,574
Listen, we're all fucking
accomplices here, okay?

645
00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,644
So get a fucking mop
and help clean this shit up.

646
00:33:00,646 --> 00:33:02,980
Thank you. Look at who's all
coming together as a team.

647
00:33:04,717 --> 00:33:08,051
It's my phone. Nobody fucking
shoot anybody in the face.

648
00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:12,322
Hey, Hillary had the baby.

649
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,224
Everyone, he's an uncle.

650
00:33:14,226 --> 00:33:16,093
I'm an uncle!
I'm an uncle!

651
00:33:16,095 --> 00:33:17,494
Congrats, man.

652
00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:19,730
Thanks, buddy.
That's really sweet.

653
00:33:19,732 --> 00:33:21,498
Look at his little cheeks.

654
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,633
Are you guys coming back?

655
00:33:23,635 --> 00:33:26,036
Does this mean I have
to get her a present?

656
00:33:29,474 --> 00:33:32,743
Are we not having the same day?

657
00:33:32,745 --> 00:33:36,079
Yeah, but we could be
the sandwich guy.

658
00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:38,382
Of course, you do realize
that if we don't die here today

659
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:40,017
we're going to be
accessories to murder

660
00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:43,153
because clearly,
the cops are in on it.

661
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:45,756
- And do you want to know why?
- Why?

662
00:33:45,758 --> 00:33:49,760
Because my fucktard brother thinks he's
the Richard Branson of fruit cobbler.

663
00:33:49,762 --> 00:33:52,729
Who the fuck is Richard Branson?

664
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:56,133
Wow. How are we related?

665
00:33:56,135 --> 00:33:59,269
This day's actually
shaping up quite nicely.

666
00:33:59,271 --> 00:34:00,704
I just saved 15 grand.

667
00:34:28,499 --> 00:34:33,270
Hey. You okay?

668
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:34,538
I'm amazing, clearly.

669
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,284
Anything I can do to help?

670
00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,786
Certainly hope so. I mean
this is clearly your fault.

671
00:34:49,788 --> 00:34:54,658
No, it's not.

672
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,159
Yeah, well...

673
00:35:01,232 --> 00:35:02,632
I'm sorry.

674
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:04,234
You know, there's just
a few things in life

675
00:35:04,236 --> 00:35:06,103
that a simple "I'm sorry"
doesn't cut it for

676
00:35:06,105 --> 00:35:07,604
and I think that this might
be one of them.

677
00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:10,207
And why not?
I didn't shoot him.

678
00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:12,709
Let me think about that one.
"Um, excuse me, sir,

679
00:35:12,711 --> 00:35:17,581
where are your 'I'm sorry for blowing the
Paki-fucking-Stani's head off' greeting cards,

680
00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:20,517
because you know,
I browsed your entire aisle

681
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,385
but I just can't seem
to find the one

682
00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:24,621
that portrays
this particular emotion."

683
00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:28,792
Hey, hey. What's the problem
over here?

684
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:29,826
The problem?

685
00:35:29,828 --> 00:35:33,563
What's the problem?

686
00:35:33,565 --> 00:35:39,603
I am literally sitting
in a puddle of thoughts.

687
00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,344
What's wrong?

688
00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,247
We need a theme song.

689
00:35:50,249 --> 00:35:52,349
Yeah, I was just thinking
the same damn thing.

690
00:35:52,351 --> 00:35:54,217
We are like totally
on the same page.

691
00:35:54,219 --> 00:35:56,253
I was worried, you know,
this is great.

692
00:35:56,255 --> 00:35:59,789
Yeah, agreed. So something
with a driving rock beat.

693
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,826
Like nirvana or zeppelin.

694
00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:06,263
Ew. I was thinking something
a little more contemporary,

695
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:09,166
you know, like billboard top 40.

696
00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:11,268
- Top 40?
- Yeah.

697
00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:14,704
You can't go bust up a shoot out with
Adele crying about her boyfriend.

698
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,573
- Hey!
- Whoa!

699
00:36:16,575 --> 00:36:21,811
Sorry, but hey don't you dare
ever talk about her like that.

700
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,948
She is beautiful
and volumptuous.

701
00:36:24,950 --> 00:36:26,850
Very volumptuous and talented.

702
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:29,452
Just saying that she's not who
I would want accompanying me

703
00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:31,721
when I'm going balls out
in a room full of criminals.

704
00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:34,791
- No, first of all, you said her.
- I didn't say...

705
00:36:34,793 --> 00:36:36,393
I didn't even say Adele.

706
00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:38,495
- And second first of all...
- Second of all.

707
00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:42,632
Second first of all, what is
your problem with pop music?

708
00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:43,900
First of all,
it's "second of all,"

709
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:46,503
and second of all
I don't have one.

710
00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:47,637
Whatever!

711
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,375
Give me my gun.

712
00:36:52,377 --> 00:36:54,477
Give it to me.
It's my gun, buddy.

713
00:36:54,479 --> 00:36:55,579
Well, whatever.

714
00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:58,782
You left yours in the bar.

715
00:36:58,784 --> 00:37:01,518
Whoa, hey, hey folks.
Hey, hey, hey.

716
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,853
The area's actually been
shut down for a while.

717
00:37:03,855 --> 00:37:05,622
- Whoa.
- Aah!

718
00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:06,823
Whoa, whoa!

719
00:37:06,825 --> 00:37:08,625
- Give me your gun.
- No.

720
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:10,493
We thought we heard
gunshots or something.

721
00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:12,562
How do you guys know
what gunshots sound like?

722
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,865
And, uh, easy e over here been
playing laser tag with Mac ten?

723
00:37:15,867 --> 00:37:17,367
- Whoa.
- Whoa!

724
00:37:17,369 --> 00:37:18,568
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

725
00:37:18,570 --> 00:37:20,470
- Don't "whoa" me.
- Whoa.

726
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,439
There's no need
to be aggressive.

727
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:26,276
- Why don't you show me...
- Whoa!

728
00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:29,512
No need for that, okay?
He's just saying.

729
00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:33,750
Yeah, I'm just saying, this
place is closed down is all.

730
00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:36,553
And we're just trying
to keep a safe perimeter

731
00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:40,023
for the safety
of folks like you.

732
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:42,592
Uh, renovations.

733
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:44,993
You know, power drills,
wrenches, stuff like that.

734
00:37:45,018 --> 00:37:46,263
That's what you heard.

735
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:47,397
Why, what are they building?

736
00:37:47,399 --> 00:37:50,634
Uhh, the bar.
The bar things.

737
00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:53,270
- I like bar things. -I didn't
even know this place existed.

738
00:37:53,272 --> 00:37:55,538
As far as I'm concerned,
it still doesn't.

739
00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,773
It's disgusting.

740
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:59,876
L.A.'s best kept secret.

741
00:37:59,878 --> 00:38:01,778
Shh!

742
00:38:01,780 --> 00:38:03,480
Cool.

743
00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:05,915
- I'm gonna tweet that.
- Tweet the shit out of that.

744
00:38:05,917 --> 00:38:07,017
Can we take a selfie?

745
00:38:07,019 --> 00:38:08,451
Tweet the shit out of that.

746
00:38:21,499 --> 00:38:23,733
My life's ruined, you know that?

747
00:38:29,473 --> 00:38:31,007
That's a pretty broad statement.

748
00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:32,742
I was hiding away
from this world

749
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,644
never to be found like a...

750
00:38:38,416 --> 00:38:39,916
Like a relic or...

751
00:38:43,454 --> 00:38:46,690
A nobody.

752
00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:52,495
But now thanks to you,
I'm a murderer.

753
00:38:52,497 --> 00:38:54,431
There's no hiding anymore.

754
00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,568
I'm exposed.

755
00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:00,970
Maybe you are,

756
00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:03,973
but you are not nobody.

757
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,076
You never were.

758
00:39:06,078 --> 00:39:09,412
You're just not who you planned
on being at the start.

759
00:39:16,087 --> 00:39:19,622
You're a lunatic.
I get it.

760
00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:22,859
So, shit, maybe I am.

761
00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:29,466
I think there's a little
bit of lunatic,

762
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:32,035
little bit of
sociopath in all of us.

763
00:39:34,004 --> 00:39:38,675
The difference is that I'm fixing
to accept it as part of me,

764
00:39:38,677 --> 00:39:42,011
and now it's your turn
to join the cause.

765
00:39:42,013 --> 00:39:43,847
Want to become a murderer?

766
00:39:45,983 --> 00:39:49,753
Why would anyone in their right
minds want to do that?

767
00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:52,922
Okay, I put most of
the nasty pieces in a bag.

768
00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:55,592
The floor...
The floor's pretty clean.

769
00:39:55,594 --> 00:40:00,430
I hate to be
a Debbie downer, guys,

770
00:40:00,432 --> 00:40:02,832
but it looks like
you missed a spot.

771
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:07,036
Yeah, well we didn't figure
that part out.

772
00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:11,007
But in all fairness, you did
get most of the face bits up

773
00:40:11,009 --> 00:40:14,110
and the chicken sandwich
is gone, so...

774
00:40:14,112 --> 00:40:15,979
Great.

775
00:40:15,981 --> 00:40:18,948
Great. Yeah.

776
00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,885
Well, what are you gonna do with
the rest of the fucking body?

777
00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,520
Why are you asking me?

778
00:40:23,522 --> 00:40:25,488
Because you're the cockface
that brought a gun

779
00:40:25,490 --> 00:40:26,956
into my fucking bar.

780
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:30,860
First of all, I am not
a cockface, you cockface.

781
00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:34,431
Okay, enough. Why don't we
take the headless body,

782
00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:36,199
put it in the plastic bag,

783
00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:37,921
and then we'll just throw
him in your trunk.

784
00:40:42,740 --> 00:40:45,108
That's precious.

785
00:40:45,110 --> 00:40:49,712
There's no fucking way
that thing is going in my trunk.

786
00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:51,681
Why don't we put him
in Grady's trunk?

787
00:40:54,051 --> 00:40:55,452
Who the fuck is Grady?

788
00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:56,820
Grady's the fucking owner.

789
00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:58,788
You didn't think this
was his place, did you?

790
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,657
Well yeah,
as a matter of fact, I did.

791
00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:04,627
Please.
He just works here.

792
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:06,663
Excuse me?

793
00:41:06,665 --> 00:41:08,665
I don't just fucking work here,

794
00:41:08,667 --> 00:41:10,500
I'm a staple of
this establishment.

795
00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:13,236
I've been here for 20 years,

796
00:41:13,238 --> 00:41:16,639
you, young lady, just work here.

797
00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,708
Why don't you go piss
on all the fucking tables

798
00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:20,176
and show us which ones
are yours.

799
00:41:20,178 --> 00:41:23,179
Who the fuck do you think
you're talking to?

800
00:41:23,181 --> 00:41:25,682
Do you know how many hot tits
I see bounce through that door?

801
00:41:25,684 --> 00:41:28,184
I've outlasted every single one
of you, sweetheart,

802
00:41:28,186 --> 00:41:29,919
you came with
an expiration date.

803
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:31,855
Like I give a shit.

804
00:41:31,857 --> 00:41:34,958
This is just supposed
to be a stopover for me,

805
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,594
whereas this is your whole
fucking life and I'm sorry,

806
00:41:37,596 --> 00:41:39,796
but you came with
an expiration date

807
00:41:39,798 --> 00:41:42,832
and the milk's gone bad and, you
know what, Grady can go fuck himself

808
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:44,734
and so can you, for that matter.

809
00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:47,704
Hold on a second, is this
Grady fella, is he here?

810
00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:49,873
No, his car's been out back
for the last five days.

811
00:41:53,277 --> 00:41:55,144
I am not touching that.

812
00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:58,214
That is your fucking
problem, my man.

813
00:41:58,216 --> 00:42:00,750
Grady keeps a spare
set of keys in the basement.

814
00:42:00,752 --> 00:42:03,820
I am gonna go find them.

815
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:05,855
Good luck.

816
00:42:11,095 --> 00:42:13,563
And he took me to Jack in
the box for my 22nd birthday.

817
00:42:13,565 --> 00:42:16,299
- You love Jack in the box.
- Yeah, lots of people love it.

818
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:19,102
Doesn't mean they take their girlfriends
there for their 22nd birthday.

819
00:42:19,104 --> 00:42:22,071
Then why didn't you tell me? I would've taken
you to, like, a taco truck or something.

820
00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:24,607
You don't take your girl
for fucking street meat.

821
00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:26,309
How are you wired so wrongly
you're not getting this?

822
00:42:26,311 --> 00:42:28,678
He's not listening to you.

823
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,747
See, this is
his "tuning you out" face.

824
00:42:30,749 --> 00:42:33,983
How does that look any different
than how he normally fucking looks?

825
00:42:33,985 --> 00:42:36,653
I blame our mother.

826
00:42:36,655 --> 00:42:38,655
What?
You didn't like her, too?

827
00:42:38,657 --> 00:42:41,925
No, she was great.
She loved us to death.

828
00:42:41,927 --> 00:42:44,193
So what is the problem?

829
00:42:44,195 --> 00:42:45,595
That is the problem.

830
00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:48,264
She loved us
too unconditionally.

831
00:42:48,266 --> 00:42:50,600
It stunted his growth.

832
00:42:50,602 --> 00:42:53,670
For instance, one time, when I
was 16 for her 45th birthday

833
00:42:53,672 --> 00:42:56,306
I wanted to buy her a purse,
a nice purse, so I got a job

834
00:42:56,308 --> 00:43:00,743
- because I wanted to buy her a coach purse.
- I like coach.

835
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:05,214
Yeah, well, Pablo Picasso, over here,
decides he's gonna finger paint a picture

836
00:43:05,216 --> 00:43:08,885
of our fat fuck
next door neighbor, Chuck.

837
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:11,721
Well, what, is he super important
to you guys or something?

838
00:43:11,723 --> 00:43:15,858
No, he was a fat fucking idiot
who lived next door

839
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:18,328
who ate paste
and he had this fucking dog

840
00:43:18,330 --> 00:43:23,733
that would take these heaping
piles of shit on our grass.

841
00:43:23,735 --> 00:43:27,236
What fucking kind of 16 year old kid
says "hi mom, thanks for being my mom"

842
00:43:27,238 --> 00:43:32,041
by finger painting a picture
of a fat fucking idiot?

843
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:35,144
What, was there no macaroni
around to make her a necklace?

844
00:43:35,146 --> 00:43:37,647
She loved that painting.

845
00:43:37,649 --> 00:43:39,315
Didn't she?

846
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:42,719
Yes, Brian.
She did love the painting,

847
00:43:42,721 --> 00:43:44,287
and that's the problem.

848
00:43:44,289 --> 00:43:46,222
She loved you
too unconditionally

849
00:43:46,224 --> 00:43:47,657
and you never became a man.

850
00:43:59,203 --> 00:44:03,640
Guys, we need some help out
there with the...

851
00:44:03,642 --> 00:44:05,875
Me, me, me.
I volunteer.

852
00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:08,978
- Really? -Yes, yes, just get
me away from these guys

853
00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:11,681
and don't shoot me
or fuck with me or anything

854
00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:14,117
and I'll do anything you want.

855
00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:16,019
All right.

856
00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:19,022
All right, let's go.

857
00:44:20,958 --> 00:44:24,961
Hey bud, I'd like
to volunteer, too.

858
00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:27,764
I got some money
I could give you.

859
00:44:27,766 --> 00:44:29,132
Really?

860
00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:30,433
Wanna hold that for me?

861
00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:38,675
What good is that money
gonna do?

862
00:44:38,677 --> 00:44:41,377
Seriously?

863
00:44:41,379 --> 00:44:43,279
All the kings horses,
all the kings men,

864
00:44:43,281 --> 00:44:45,281
couldn't reattach
sandwich man's face again.

865
00:44:53,257 --> 00:44:55,158
Here.

866
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,093
- Take this.
- What are you doing?

867
00:44:57,095 --> 00:45:01,230
Take this.

868
00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:03,299
This is you now.

869
00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:05,334
It's Charley hart exposed.

870
00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:08,971
Okay.

871
00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:22,452
Okay, so lesson one, never
let yourself get distracted.

872
00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:27,890
It's the difference
between being the hunter

873
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:29,292
and being the hunted.

874
00:45:33,864 --> 00:45:36,833
You're doing...
You're doing things to me.

875
00:45:36,835 --> 00:45:37,967
Oh, am I?

876
00:45:43,006 --> 00:45:45,908
Yeah, you're doing that.

877
00:45:45,910 --> 00:45:48,344
That's the problem
I find with all men.

878
00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:50,480
Oh, what's that?

879
00:45:50,482 --> 00:45:52,815
They're always thinking
with the wrong head.

880
00:45:52,817 --> 00:45:54,751
Are you nuts? This thing
could have went off.

881
00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:57,353
Oh, there's no bullets in it.

882
00:45:57,355 --> 00:46:00,056
I don't have a death wish,
trust me, sugar.

883
00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:08,431
You got this?

884
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:19,542
Like this?

885
00:46:19,544 --> 00:46:21,277
Yeah, something like that.

886
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,881
Well, how do I look?

887
00:46:26,483 --> 00:46:27,950
Here.

888
00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:33,022
Like you.

889
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:40,363
- Hey, go to Facebook and
like my status. -Later.

890
00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:43,466
No, come on!
Do it now.

891
00:46:43,468 --> 00:46:44,867
Why do I have to do it now?

892
00:46:44,869 --> 00:46:46,836
Because nobody likes anything,

893
00:46:46,838 --> 00:46:49,105
until the first person
shows up and does it.

894
00:46:52,544 --> 00:46:53,910
Fine, god.

895
00:46:57,414 --> 00:47:00,149
"Staking out a potential
crime scene."

896
00:47:00,151 --> 00:47:04,987
Oh wait, wait, I just got
another notification.

897
00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:06,489
You tagged me in your status?

898
00:47:06,491 --> 00:47:08,357
- Did you like it?
- I don't wanna like it.

899
00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:11,460
Why are you being such a bitch?
Just like my fucking status.

900
00:47:11,462 --> 00:47:12,929
Because.

901
00:47:18,969 --> 00:47:21,504
I'm getting a little concerned
with all the people showing up.

902
00:47:27,578 --> 00:47:30,580
They're like hipster zombies.

903
00:47:32,449 --> 00:47:35,051
Don't acknowledge them
and they'll go away.

904
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,355
Zombies just don't go away
if you ignore them, Petey.

905
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,524
Sure they do.

906
00:47:41,526 --> 00:47:43,993
That's a t-Rex because
of their poor sight.

907
00:47:43,995 --> 00:47:47,129
Haven't you ever seen
"Jurassic park"? Come on.

908
00:47:47,131 --> 00:47:49,232
Yeah, you're right.
Okay, I'm sorry.

909
00:47:49,234 --> 00:47:51,200
- Shit, my analogy doesn't work then.
- Well no, it doesn't.

910
00:47:51,202 --> 00:47:52,201
What do you want to do?

911
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:55,137
Do you have hipster t-rexs?

912
00:47:55,139 --> 00:47:56,138
I don't know.

913
00:47:56,140 --> 00:47:59,075
God, they're multiplying.

914
00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:01,577
We should do something.

915
00:48:01,579 --> 00:48:03,980
Well, what are we gonna do?

916
00:48:03,982 --> 00:48:07,216
Huh?

917
00:48:07,218 --> 00:48:09,085
What are you doing?

918
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:10,620
I'm communicating.

919
00:48:10,622 --> 00:48:12,622
What?
Should I do it, too?

920
00:48:12,624 --> 00:48:15,024
I don't know.

921
00:48:15,026 --> 00:48:17,126
Oh, come on.
What now?

922
00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:19,428
More blood just came out
of his head hole thing, man.

923
00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:22,164
My god, fuck, I'll get some
paper towels. God damn it.

924
00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:24,166
- Aw, shit, man.
- We ain't got that far to go.

925
00:48:24,168 --> 00:48:25,902
Dude, I'm gonna
straight up vomit, yo.

926
00:48:25,904 --> 00:48:28,137
Like, dude, I'm like
a vegan sometimes

927
00:48:28,139 --> 00:48:31,140
and this man meat is fucking
gettin' in my head, dude.

928
00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:32,909
Shit.

929
00:48:36,013 --> 00:48:40,316
Hey man, can I ask
you a question?

930
00:48:40,318 --> 00:48:42,351
Will it make a difference
if I say no?

931
00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,620
Why do you do stuff
like this, man?

932
00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:48,124
I mean, I'm not an idiot, I get that,
like, people need to make money and stuff

933
00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:52,295
but it's, just, like, you don't
really seem like that type of guy.

934
00:48:52,297 --> 00:48:53,930
What type of guy is that?

935
00:48:53,932 --> 00:48:55,998
The type of guy that gets
in a fight with his girl

936
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,468
just right in front of everyone
and just kind of sorta takes it?

937
00:48:59,470 --> 00:49:01,003
You don't even know
the half of it.

938
00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:02,471
No, dude, I know all of it, man.

939
00:49:02,473 --> 00:49:04,340
You know that girl, Nikki,
in there?

940
00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:08,044
She's always on my case about
like fucking making money

941
00:49:08,046 --> 00:49:10,212
or, like, getting a job,
or growing up.

942
00:49:10,214 --> 00:49:13,049
Oh, my god,
it never ends with Reni.

943
00:49:13,051 --> 00:49:14,951
Nothing I ever do is
ever good enough for her

944
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:16,953
or even worse, it's a doorway
to another argument.

945
00:49:16,955 --> 00:49:20,656
Oh man, dude, you don't need
that sort of stress, man.

946
00:49:20,658 --> 00:49:23,092
You are like, a really nice guy.

947
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:24,627
I am a really nice guy.

948
00:49:24,629 --> 00:49:28,431
Yeah, a real "take home to mom"
kind of guy.

949
00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:29,732
I work three jobs.

950
00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,367
Oh yeah?
Is this one of them?

951
00:49:31,369 --> 00:49:33,202
And I go to night school.

952
00:49:33,204 --> 00:49:34,537
Whoop-de-fucking-do.

953
00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:36,405
Dude, do not let her get you
down, all right?

954
00:49:36,407 --> 00:49:40,509
What you gotta do is you
just gotta relax, okay?

955
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:43,079
You gotta freaking quit your job

956
00:49:43,081 --> 00:49:46,482
or whatever you're doing
and just watch a sunrise

957
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:51,187
or, like, catch up
on some reruns, you know?

958
00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:54,323
I can't fucking quit.
That's crazy.

959
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:57,259
What's crazy is you working
like a dog for some chick

960
00:49:57,261 --> 00:49:58,561
that doesn't even respect you

961
00:49:58,563 --> 00:50:01,030
and makes you fucking
rob dive bars.

962
00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:02,999
That's what's up.

963
00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,133
I don't do it for her.

964
00:50:09,406 --> 00:50:11,674
I guess I do it for me.

965
00:50:15,112 --> 00:50:16,345
That's dark, man.

966
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:19,181
You're a straight up
masochist, bro.

967
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:20,516
Hardly.

968
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:23,586
- Come on.
- All right.

969
00:50:23,588 --> 00:50:25,554
One, two, three, lift.

970
00:50:25,556 --> 00:50:27,456
See, part of life is doing
something with it.

971
00:50:27,458 --> 00:50:30,359
No, dude, that's
that same propaganda shit.

972
00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,328
You sound like my brother,
you gotta get

973
00:50:32,330 --> 00:50:35,264
that corporate wired bullshit
out of your head, man.

974
00:50:35,266 --> 00:50:37,400
They programmed you
to say that, dude.

975
00:50:37,402 --> 00:50:39,535
You know if you're gonna talk
to me about sunrises

976
00:50:39,537 --> 00:50:42,371
and positive vibes you gotta know
how to balance the equation first.

977
00:50:42,373 --> 00:50:45,207
What do you mean by that?

978
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:46,776
How can you just take
everything in

979
00:50:46,778 --> 00:50:49,078
without giving anything back?

980
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,246
Makes you wanna
do something you love.

981
00:50:50,248 --> 00:50:52,548
Something you're
passionate about.

982
00:50:52,550 --> 00:50:56,085
You know, things that add up to the
universal flow that you're going on about.

983
00:50:56,087 --> 00:50:57,486
Things that would
inspire others to go

984
00:50:57,488 --> 00:50:59,455
and do great things
of their own.

985
00:50:59,457 --> 00:51:03,259
Otherwise, what's
the purpose of living?

986
00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:09,765
That's like Monet
really appreciating art.

987
00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:12,501
But never painting
anything himself,

988
00:51:12,503 --> 00:51:18,107
just sit on his fucking ass
in the champs-�lys�es all day.

989
00:51:18,109 --> 00:51:20,843
Now, I know it's
an extreme example,

990
00:51:20,845 --> 00:51:22,325
but what a waste
that would have been.

991
00:51:28,552 --> 00:51:33,189
- Everyone's life, it means something.
- Fuck.

992
00:51:33,191 --> 00:51:36,492
If you fucking drop it again,
you can fucking clean it.

993
00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:39,228
My bad, dude, it's just he's
blowing my mind over here.

994
00:51:39,230 --> 00:51:41,197
And his mind's all ready been
blown, so I don't even know.

995
00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:43,165
It's all right.

996
00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:45,101
Why don't you run off
and go grab vin, okay?

997
00:51:45,103 --> 00:51:46,836
- Yeah, I can do that.
- You clean this up.

998
00:51:46,838 --> 00:51:48,270
You're not gonna
fucking help me?

999
00:51:48,272 --> 00:51:49,805
Ain't my cup of tea, darlin'.

1000
00:51:51,475 --> 00:51:53,676
Moskowitz.

1001
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:58,280
Hey, man.

1002
00:52:10,393 --> 00:52:11,694
Nikki.

1003
00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:17,900
Nikki.

1004
00:52:17,902 --> 00:52:19,201
What?

1005
00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:28,377
Listen, I, um...

1006
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:29,778
I want to apologize.

1007
00:52:31,414 --> 00:52:32,414
For what?

1008
00:52:32,416 --> 00:52:36,318
This isn't your fault.

1009
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:41,457
Um, earlier when I said
you were a bad person.

1010
00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:45,494
I'm sorry, okay?

1011
00:52:45,496 --> 00:52:49,798
You seem all right, I guess.

1012
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:53,736
Well, maybe i...
Maybe I misjudged you.

1013
00:52:53,738 --> 00:52:57,506
You know he talks about
you all the time.

1014
00:52:57,508 --> 00:53:02,411
Most of the time it comes off
like he's complaining,

1015
00:53:02,413 --> 00:53:04,180
but it's love
if there ever was any.

1016
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:10,252
- He looks up to you.

1017
00:53:10,254 --> 00:53:12,388
I find that hard to believe.

1018
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:17,826
Seeing you was probably the only reason
he ever agreed to this whole thing

1019
00:53:17,828 --> 00:53:21,864
and yes, for the record,
it was my idea.

1020
00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:26,569
He loves you

1021
00:53:26,571 --> 00:53:29,772
because he doesn't
have to be you.

1022
00:53:29,774 --> 00:53:34,710
Martin, Martin Sullivan,

1023
00:53:34,712 --> 00:53:39,415
real estate developer,
MBA Stanford 2006,

1024
00:53:39,417 --> 00:53:42,718
b.S. In economics,
Berkeley 2001,

1025
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:46,655
salutatorian George r. Wallace
high school class of '97,

1026
00:53:46,657 --> 00:53:49,325
football team, debate club.

1027
00:53:49,327 --> 00:53:52,228
How the fuck do you know that?

1028
00:53:52,230 --> 00:53:54,964
You could smell it on me, right?

1029
00:53:54,966 --> 00:53:58,367
My sickness?

1030
00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:00,936
Problem is...

1031
00:54:02,572 --> 00:54:03,572
I want more.

1032
00:54:07,444 --> 00:54:09,478
Just like you.

1033
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,748
Two roads, one parallel path.

1034
00:54:18,455 --> 00:54:22,625
Because let's be real,
Brian's the man I'm with,

1035
00:54:26,796 --> 00:54:28,497
but you're the one I want.

1036
00:54:28,499 --> 00:54:29,999
What the fuck are you doing?

1037
00:54:33,303 --> 00:54:34,703
You were right about him.

1038
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:39,308
He never learned
how to be a man.

1039
00:54:47,984 --> 00:54:48,984
What are you doing, vin?

1040
00:54:48,986 --> 00:54:51,754
Sorry, kids, show's over.

1041
00:54:54,491 --> 00:54:56,659
I wouldn't do that,
if I was you.

1042
00:54:56,661 --> 00:54:57,926
You know, I didn't mean anything
by what I said earlier.

1043
00:54:57,928 --> 00:55:00,562
I put my fucking soul
into this place

1044
00:55:00,564 --> 00:55:03,332
and what do I have
to show for it?

1045
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:06,769
A spot in the queue behind every fake-titted
hottie looking for work in this town.

1046
00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:10,306
Excuse me, but my boobs
are real.

1047
00:55:10,308 --> 00:55:12,574
Just let us go, vin.

1048
00:55:12,576 --> 00:55:17,313
Your lady, she was on to something.
She's a smart one.

1049
00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:19,048
Wrong place...

1050
00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:20,716
Wrong time.

1051
00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:22,651
What are you doing, Charley?

1052
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,421
I could ask you the same thing.

1053
00:55:25,423 --> 00:55:28,824
Look, haven't you done enough
damage for one day?

1054
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:30,993
Put the fucking gun down.

1055
00:55:30,995 --> 00:55:32,027
Not this time.

1056
00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:33,896
Not last time either.

1057
00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:35,931
Look how well that worked out.

1058
00:55:35,933 --> 00:55:38,434
Don't you understand?

1059
00:55:38,436 --> 00:55:40,502
Grady lied to me, man.
He fucked me.

1060
00:55:40,504 --> 00:55:42,604
Oh, you're not the only
one with problems.

1061
00:55:42,606 --> 00:55:44,973
- Yeah, you got that right.
- Oh right, yeah,

1062
00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:46,608
because it was my idea
to close this place down.

1063
00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:48,377
What else is my problem?

1064
00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:51,747
Oh, my fucking god, it never
fucking ends with you!

1065
00:55:51,749 --> 00:55:54,783
Jesus Christ, you two,
we're not doing this again.

1066
00:55:54,785 --> 00:55:57,052
You know, I know a professional
who would really help you

1067
00:55:57,054 --> 00:55:58,620
get in touch
with your core values.

1068
00:55:58,622 --> 00:56:00,522
What the fuck?

1069
00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:02,424
Are you working
for this woman now?

1070
00:56:02,426 --> 00:56:04,560
I might as well,
she has a real job.

1071
00:56:04,562 --> 00:56:06,428
Did you know, that in America,

1072
00:56:06,430 --> 00:56:07,796
dreams aren't tendered currency?

1073
00:56:07,798 --> 00:56:10,532
Yeah, and how you payin'
the new bitch over here?

1074
00:56:10,534 --> 00:56:12,134
Designer cupcakes?

1075
00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:18,974
Go ahead, shoot me in the back,
won't be the first time.

1076
00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:20,609
Wow, look at you all noble.

1077
00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:22,711
Look, Grady has
the fucking money.

1078
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:24,480
I don't know where it is,

1079
00:56:24,482 --> 00:56:26,582
but I've been trying to get
it out of him for a week.

1080
00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:27,950
Wait, so what are you hiding?

1081
00:56:27,952 --> 00:56:31,487
All right, I got him tied up.

1082
00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:34,757
- Who, Grady?
- -Yeah.

1083
00:56:34,759 --> 00:56:37,993
I've done everything north
of killing the old bastard,

1084
00:56:37,995 --> 00:56:39,561
been beating on him for a week.

1085
00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,397
Could've sworn that you
were just masturbating.

1086
00:56:41,399 --> 00:56:43,966
I wasn't fucking masturbating.
Who fucking does that at work?

1087
00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:46,969
Slap my ass.

1088
00:56:46,971 --> 00:56:48,504
I can't.

1089
00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:53,942
So when do I start?

1090
00:56:53,944 --> 00:56:55,611
Start what?

1091
00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:58,046
- My job at your office.
- You don't even know what I do.

1092
00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:01,083
Whatever, land development, property
management, whatever you do.

1093
00:57:06,189 --> 00:57:07,856
Don't make me tell
Brian about this.

1094
00:57:07,858 --> 00:57:09,425
You're one insidious bitch.

1095
00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:13,962
You know me and you like it.

1096
00:57:15,865 --> 00:57:17,433
I mean, it's all a moot point

1097
00:57:17,435 --> 00:57:18,734
if we don't get anything
out of him.

1098
00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:20,436
Am I right?

1099
00:57:20,438 --> 00:57:23,539
What are you saying?

1100
00:57:23,541 --> 00:57:24,740
Let's go meet this guy, then.

1101
00:57:25,775 --> 00:57:26,775
- Aah!
- Ooh!

1102
00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:32,014
Why'd the hell
you do that, Charley?

1103
00:57:32,016 --> 00:57:34,783
She told me there wasn't any bullets in it!
Oh, I'm sorry.

1104
00:57:34,785 --> 00:57:36,118
I was trying to give
you confidence.

1105
00:57:36,120 --> 00:57:38,153
How the hell am I supposed
to know that?

1106
00:57:40,690 --> 00:57:42,191
You're gonna point that at me?

1107
00:57:45,595 --> 00:57:47,696
What?

1108
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:53,135
I'm just... I'm just gonna
see who's at the door, okay?

1109
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:54,703
Don't you fucking leave.

1110
00:58:01,177 --> 00:58:04,713
What the fuck is going on here?

1111
00:58:04,715 --> 00:58:08,617
What? Wow, really?

1112
00:58:08,619 --> 00:58:11,887
Every time we come in here.

1113
00:58:11,889 --> 00:58:14,690
What's wrong with you people?

1114
00:58:14,692 --> 00:58:15,757
Let's go meet the fucking guy.

1115
00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:17,593
Come on.

1116
00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:21,630
Now that was a gunshot.

1117
00:58:21,632 --> 00:58:22,931
I dislike violence.

1118
00:58:22,933 --> 00:58:25,667
I was a vegan for a while,
at Vassar.

1119
00:58:25,669 --> 00:58:28,904
Yeah, man, I'm a vegan too.

1120
00:58:28,906 --> 00:58:30,706
Yeah, we're all kind of vegan.

1121
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:32,574
Are they filming
something in there?

1122
00:58:34,577 --> 00:58:37,813
Fuckin' right they're shooting
something in there.

1123
00:58:37,815 --> 00:58:43,852
So, you guys aren't cops,
you're like actual actors.

1124
00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:46,288
Yes.

1125
00:58:46,290 --> 00:58:47,956
That's hot.

1126
00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:49,925
Thanks.

1127
00:58:49,927 --> 00:58:53,262
So Coachella this year wasn't
as good as it normally is,

1128
00:58:53,264 --> 00:58:56,832
but burning man is really
chill this year.

1129
00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:59,034
Have you ever been
to any concerts?

1130
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,136
Like, you probably saw,
like, Elvis

1131
00:59:01,138 --> 00:59:03,205
or something or Mozart?
How old are you?

1132
00:59:03,207 --> 00:59:05,574
Oh, you probably went
to Woodstock probably,

1133
00:59:05,576 --> 00:59:08,544
because... or did they even have
music when you were young?

1134
00:59:08,546 --> 00:59:10,145
- Oh.
- -Oh, hey guys.

1135
00:59:10,147 --> 00:59:13,015
The fairy fucking
godmother returns.

1136
00:59:13,017 --> 00:59:14,883
Well, what have we here?

1137
00:59:14,885 --> 00:59:19,721
And they said the spice girls
would never get back together.

1138
00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:25,594
Been stuck down here with...
Used tampon spice.

1139
00:59:25,596 --> 00:59:29,831
We got fairy dragon spice,
hood rat spice.

1140
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:35,737
They found him, they said he
couldn't... they found Waldo.

1141
00:59:36,673 --> 00:59:38,907
Waldo spice.

1142
00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,309
Fucking band's back together.

1143
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:42,945
This is our big break.

1144
00:59:42,947 --> 00:59:44,880
Are you serious?

1145
00:59:44,882 --> 00:59:47,049
What do you see out there?

1146
00:59:47,051 --> 00:59:49,685
Well, Pete, I see
a lot of witnesses.

1147
00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:53,188
Really? I see
our first audience.

1148
00:59:53,190 --> 00:59:54,990
I mean, look at them all.

1149
00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:57,593
10 years from now,
they're gonna say,

1150
00:59:57,595 --> 01:00:01,330
"shit man,
hey, I was there."

1151
01:00:06,102 --> 01:00:08,003
Uh, Pete, there for what?

1152
01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:11,773
We go inside, we clean up the
mess, we come out heroes

1153
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:17,012
and all anyone remembers, through
these guys, is us doing our thing.

1154
01:00:19,082 --> 01:00:22,184
We're gonna miss
don's improv class, Pete.

1155
01:00:22,186 --> 01:00:25,687
Fuck don, think Scorsese.

1156
01:00:25,689 --> 01:00:28,790
We're gonna be huge.

1157
01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:29,791
Huge!

1158
01:00:29,793 --> 01:00:30,792
You really mean that?

1159
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:31,893
Yes.

1160
01:00:31,895 --> 01:00:34,329
- Like action stars?
- Yes.

1161
01:00:34,331 --> 01:00:36,832
What's our first move?

1162
01:00:36,834 --> 01:00:40,802
- We gotta gear up.
- Why?

1163
01:00:40,804 --> 01:00:43,038
Because you dropped your gun
the second you walked in there.

1164
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:44,640
Wait a second, I got scared.

1165
01:00:44,642 --> 01:00:46,041
- I got really scared.
- I'm not blaming you.

1166
01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:48,043
But try to stay
in character next time.

1167
01:00:51,180 --> 01:00:52,981
Well, we can't go back
to the station.

1168
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,417
Where are we gonna
get you a gun, then?

1169
01:00:58,821 --> 01:01:01,189
My mom.

1170
01:01:01,191 --> 01:01:02,791
My mom!

1171
01:01:02,793 --> 01:01:03,925
Are you fucking nuts?

1172
01:01:03,927 --> 01:01:05,761
No, my mom.

1173
01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:09,665
Dude, she can take out, like,
a small developing country.

1174
01:01:09,667 --> 01:01:14,036
You know, like, um, like Asia!

1175
01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:15,103
Or something, right?

1176
01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,172
- Right?
- Right. Small.

1177
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:19,708
You know what, ask me.

1178
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:22,978
Ask me what else I have there, man.
Just ask me.

1179
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:23,979
Come on, let me hear it.

1180
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:26,248
What else do you have there?

1181
01:01:28,117 --> 01:01:30,018
My gopro.

1182
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:31,953
My gopro is there!

1183
01:01:31,955 --> 01:01:33,155
Holy shit.

1184
01:01:33,157 --> 01:01:34,723
Oh, my god.

1185
01:01:34,725 --> 01:01:36,124
We film the whole thing.

1186
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:39,227
Oh, my god.
The greatest demo reel ever.

1187
01:01:40,863 --> 01:01:43,899
I love where your head's
at right now.

1188
01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:47,402
Oh, my god!
Yeah!

1189
01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:51,006
Hold on a second. Yo, hey,
anyone wanna be a P.A.?

1190
01:01:51,008 --> 01:01:52,274
Me, me. Pick me.

1191
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:53,375
- Anyone?
- What are you doing?

1192
01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:57,446
- You're crewing up now.
- Okay.

1193
01:01:57,448 --> 01:02:01,283
Anyone? Hey yeah, uh,
you with the orange scarf.

1194
01:02:01,285 --> 01:02:03,418
Yeah, you, buddy, come on.

1195
01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:05,821
- Orange is my favorite color,
so that's good. -That's good.

1196
01:02:05,823 --> 01:02:08,757
That's why I picked it.
I was thinking of you. Always.

1197
01:02:08,759 --> 01:02:11,293
- Uh, oh, hey man.
- Uh, hey man.

1198
01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:14,296
Hey, we're gonna have to pull
our awesome car around

1199
01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:15,864
in a bit and make an entrance

1200
01:02:15,866 --> 01:02:18,867
I need you on crowd control.

1201
01:02:18,869 --> 01:02:20,869
- Control the crowd.
- Your people.

1202
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:24,940
What's in it for me?

1203
01:02:24,942 --> 01:02:29,945
$50.

1204
01:02:29,947 --> 01:02:34,449
I made $400 as a stand-in in a
Cialis commercial last month.

1205
01:02:34,451 --> 01:02:40,055
I need five, and
the potential for a walk-on.

1206
01:02:43,493 --> 01:02:45,927
- Speaking part?
- Don't push it.

1207
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:48,163
Don't push it.

1208
01:02:48,165 --> 01:02:50,999
Fine.
What do I do?

1209
01:02:51,001 --> 01:02:55,170
Um, I need you to get the crowd
pumped up, like totally amped.

1210
01:02:56,072 --> 01:02:57,072
- Okay.
- Okay.

1211
01:02:57,074 --> 01:03:00,509
And, take this.

1212
01:03:00,511 --> 01:03:02,544
One second.
You're sure you've got more?

1213
01:03:02,546 --> 01:03:03,879
You're sure your mom has more?

1214
01:03:03,881 --> 01:03:06,047
One second.
Of course.

1215
01:03:06,049 --> 01:03:08,984
- You promise?
- Yes, of course.

1216
01:03:08,986 --> 01:03:13,522
All right.
Keep them in line.

1217
01:03:13,524 --> 01:03:18,260
Welcome to the production
team, skittles.

1218
01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:22,531
Can I call you "skittles"?

1219
01:03:22,533 --> 01:03:24,199
It's a Beretta nine mil.

1220
01:03:26,302 --> 01:03:27,435
The name's Trevor.

1221
01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:30,505
- Trevor.
- Okay, skittles.

1222
01:03:30,507 --> 01:03:34,442
Vinny, how many years
has it been, huh?

1223
01:03:34,444 --> 01:03:38,280
How many years
have I overpaid your fat ass

1224
01:03:38,282 --> 01:03:41,449
to do the job
of a fucking autistic monkey?

1225
01:03:41,451 --> 01:03:47,022
I mean we only serve two drinks,
for Christ's sake, light or dark.

1226
01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:50,425
It ain't like you're working at the chateau
Marmont and you have to know French.

1227
01:03:50,427 --> 01:03:52,060
You don't even have
to know English!

1228
01:03:52,062 --> 01:03:53,895
For Christ's sake!

1229
01:03:53,897 --> 01:03:57,933
You could decide your order
with a fucking flip of a coin.

1230
01:03:57,935 --> 01:04:00,268
So what it's been?

1231
01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,571
10 years?

1232
01:04:02,573 --> 01:04:04,840
20?

1233
01:04:04,842 --> 01:04:06,208
And this is how you repay me.

1234
01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:09,544
You weren't so mouthy
before, Grady.

1235
01:04:09,546 --> 01:04:12,147
You were begging me
to let you go like a bitch.

1236
01:04:12,149 --> 01:04:15,417
Well, you'd certainly know
about that, wouldn't you?

1237
01:04:15,419 --> 01:04:17,052
Coming in here all bowlegged,

1238
01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:19,988
looking like David Crosby
after a colonoscopy.

1239
01:04:26,362 --> 01:04:31,032
Too bad you let tampon spice go,
we could use him.

1240
01:04:33,202 --> 01:04:34,436
You don't have any idea

1241
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:37,105
of what I'm
talking about, do you?

1242
01:04:37,107 --> 01:04:41,977
It's over your head.
The vagina and its mysteries

1243
01:04:41,979 --> 01:04:47,649
are just an enigmatic nuance
to you, aren't they?

1244
01:04:47,651 --> 01:04:50,151
I'm gay.

1245
01:04:50,153 --> 01:04:51,586
I've been in a committed
relationship

1246
01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:53,588
for as long as I've been
working for this shitbag.

1247
01:04:53,590 --> 01:04:58,193
Oh right, right, your big
black boyfriend, precious.

1248
01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:00,328
His name is Douglas.

1249
01:05:00,330 --> 01:05:03,130
And if he heard the way you were
speaking about him he'd eat you alive.

1250
01:05:04,934 --> 01:05:07,636
Of course he'd eat me.
That's what he does!

1251
01:05:07,638 --> 01:05:09,237
He's a cock gobbler!

1252
01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:10,472
He's actually an incredible man.

1253
01:05:10,474 --> 01:05:12,941
Yeah, you get my vote
for prom queen.

1254
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:15,310
Seriously, stop, stop.

1255
01:05:15,312 --> 01:05:17,679
He's just trying
to get you riled up, okay?

1256
01:05:17,681 --> 01:05:20,148
So let's just cut the shit
and get down to business.

1257
01:05:20,150 --> 01:05:23,652
See, I like her.
Straight to the point.

1258
01:05:23,654 --> 01:05:27,622
Okay, you're sitting on a lot
of cash, and we need it.

1259
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:32,494
Oh, for fuck's sake, like I've been
trying to tell mother Hubbard here,

1260
01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:36,431
there ain't no money.
This is it.

1261
01:05:36,433 --> 01:05:38,433
I've been working here
for 20 years.

1262
01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,668
I do your books, Grady.

1263
01:05:39,670 --> 01:05:42,003
There ain't any fucking money!

1264
01:05:42,005 --> 01:05:45,407
So go ahead and keep
tickling me, you big Mary.

1265
01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:49,978
It ain't gonna change nothing.
It ain't gonna do any good.

1266
01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:53,114
I wish you had the nerve
you think you have.

1267
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:54,716
You were a good kid.

1268
01:05:54,718 --> 01:05:56,184
You're a sweet kid.

1269
01:05:56,186 --> 01:05:59,421
You're a good man.

1270
01:05:59,423 --> 01:06:03,692
You don't have the nuts
to finish this.

1271
01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:06,428
No, but he does.

1272
01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:12,267
The most dangerous man
I have ever seen with a gun.

1273
01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:14,336
He is a flat-out
cold-blooded killer.

1274
01:06:14,338 --> 01:06:18,373
I've taken shits
that are scarier than him.

1275
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:19,674
And bloodier.

1276
01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:23,044
I'm just tremblin'
in my fucking boots.

1277
01:06:23,046 --> 01:06:24,379
Then you haven't seen him work.

1278
01:06:27,416 --> 01:06:30,986
Oh, sh...
Christ, that really stings.

1279
01:06:30,988 --> 01:06:33,521
I'm just trying to clean it,
so I can see.

1280
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:35,323
And then what?

1281
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:37,559
I don't know.
I'm not the one with the gun.

1282
01:06:37,561 --> 01:06:39,094
I was kind of hoping
you'd know what to do?

1283
01:06:39,096 --> 01:06:40,762
I've actually never
been shot before.

1284
01:06:40,764 --> 01:06:42,564
Rick is a man of peace.

1285
01:06:42,566 --> 01:06:44,332
Oh yeah, you know this how?

1286
01:06:44,334 --> 01:06:48,403
We had this whole moment before
and, like, got to know him

1287
01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:50,638
and got really good vibes
off this guy.

1288
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:54,776
Oh, yeah? Criminals with good vibes.
Real nice.

1289
01:06:54,778 --> 01:06:57,412
Just to be clear,
I am not a criminal.

1290
01:06:57,414 --> 01:07:01,016
That's right,
you are the man of many jobs.

1291
01:07:01,018 --> 01:07:04,386
I was studying
to be an architect.

1292
01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:07,288
And then I moved out here
because of Reni.

1293
01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:10,325
So night school,
I'm almost finished.

1294
01:07:10,327 --> 01:07:12,761
That's cool as fuck, bro.

1295
01:07:12,763 --> 01:07:14,763
I love it, actually.

1296
01:07:14,765 --> 01:07:20,368
This really amazing mixture
of science and artistic freedom.

1297
01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:22,137
One of the oldest professions
in the world, actually.

1298
01:07:22,139 --> 01:07:25,173
Oh yeah, besides prostitution.

1299
01:07:25,175 --> 01:07:27,642
I was watching this documentary
on the history channel

1300
01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:32,247
and it was called "sluts
of Mesopotamia" or something.

1301
01:07:32,249 --> 01:07:35,483
And, like, it was awesome.
Like yeah, anyway,

1302
01:07:35,485 --> 01:07:37,352
sorry, sorry,
doesn't matter, keep going.

1303
01:07:37,354 --> 01:07:39,187
That's all right.

1304
01:07:39,189 --> 01:07:42,357
You're trying to pledge this,
like, really old fraternity.

1305
01:07:42,359 --> 01:07:45,560
You know, the pyramids,
the Eiffel Tower,

1306
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:48,563
Brooklyn bridge, Burj Khalifa.

1307
01:07:48,565 --> 01:07:50,632
Oh yeah, love his albums.
He's sick.

1308
01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:52,767
No, that's wiz Kalifa.

1309
01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:56,237
Burj Khalifa is one of the tallest
buildings in the world, actually.

1310
01:07:56,239 --> 01:08:00,075
Anyway, you're trying to make
the next great thing.

1311
01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:07,582
I've wanted
that for a long time.

1312
01:08:07,584 --> 01:08:09,784
Just got a little sidetracked.

1313
01:08:09,786 --> 01:08:11,219
That's a lot more noble

1314
01:08:11,221 --> 01:08:14,355
than I was expecting out of you.

1315
01:08:14,357 --> 01:08:15,356
What the hell's
going on out there?

1316
01:08:15,358 --> 01:08:17,125
It's getting really loud.

1317
01:08:18,861 --> 01:08:20,495
Hey, hey, you can't leave.

1318
01:08:20,497 --> 01:08:25,433
I'm not leaving,
I'm just gonna check it out.

1319
01:08:25,435 --> 01:08:27,402
Well, what do you see?

1320
01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:31,639
Bunch of hipsters, guy with
a pretty sick mustache,

1321
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:36,111
some out-of-work actors,
um, hippies.

1322
01:08:36,113 --> 01:08:38,113
Bunch of hippies out there.

1323
01:08:38,115 --> 01:08:42,117
- Oh, wonderful.
- No man, they're cool guys.

1324
01:08:42,119 --> 01:08:43,885
- You sure about that?
- Oh, yeah.

1325
01:08:43,887 --> 01:08:46,221
Those are my type
of people out there.

1326
01:08:46,223 --> 01:08:48,823
- So.
- Get fucked, Waldo.

1327
01:08:48,825 --> 01:08:51,626
I have got a gun.

1328
01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,261
I've got a dick.

1329
01:08:53,263 --> 01:08:55,697
But neither one of us have
much need for it, do we?

1330
01:08:55,699 --> 01:08:57,232
Tell me where the money is.

1331
01:08:57,234 --> 01:09:00,602
Or... or I'll make you
tell me.

1332
01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:09,511
The safety's on.

1333
01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:18,520
I've got something for you guys
to play cops and robbers with.

1334
01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:19,554
Wow.

1335
01:09:19,556 --> 01:09:22,190
That's great, mom.

1336
01:09:22,192 --> 01:09:24,192
Listen, I'm sorry
it took so long,

1337
01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:26,227
but I had trouble
finding everything

1338
01:09:26,229 --> 01:09:27,862
because it's not in
your father's closet anymore.

1339
01:09:27,864 --> 01:09:30,165
We're gonna expand the bathroom.

1340
01:09:30,167 --> 01:09:33,768
Yeah, I bought me one of those huge
bathtubs with the massage jets

1341
01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:35,737
so I knocked out
his whole closet.

1342
01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:37,906
When did you decide
to do all of this, mom?

1343
01:09:37,908 --> 01:09:39,941
Well, he's been dead nine years,
he's not gonna miss it.

1344
01:09:39,943 --> 01:09:41,743
Where's all my stuff, then?

1345
01:09:41,745 --> 01:09:43,778
I put it in the garage.

1346
01:09:43,780 --> 01:09:46,848
Oh, but I had to get rid of all
your magic the gathering cards,

1347
01:09:46,850 --> 01:09:48,750
I mean, they were everywhere.

1348
01:09:48,752 --> 01:09:51,753
So I gave it to that cute little
chinkster down the street.

1349
01:09:51,755 --> 01:09:53,955
I mean, he doesn't seem
to have any friends either.

1350
01:09:53,957 --> 01:09:55,924
Mom, come on.

1351
01:09:55,926 --> 01:09:59,294
Oh, and I was gonna bring
your grandfather's claymores

1352
01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:02,497
but they were nestled, stuck,
behind your Barbie's dream castle.

1353
01:10:02,499 --> 01:10:04,899
Okay, can we not...

1354
01:10:04,901 --> 01:10:07,235
Your family is terrifying.

1355
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:08,436
This is awesome.

1356
01:10:08,438 --> 01:10:11,239
Hey, Pete, shut up.

1357
01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:12,907
Did you bring the gopro?

1358
01:10:12,909 --> 01:10:16,578
Did you... you know the camera,
with the strappy things?

1359
01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:17,912
Oh, you mean the sex camera?

1360
01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:22,350
No, it's not sex,
we use it for biking.

1361
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,652
Snowboarding and stuff
like that, not sex.

1362
01:10:24,654 --> 01:10:26,854
Oh, okay, that makes sense.

1363
01:10:28,924 --> 01:10:31,392
But like I'm tellin' ya,
I know you wanna be famous

1364
01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:34,862
but you're never gonna
be famous making a sex tape.

1365
01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:38,266
You know, I know your little
peepee, it's got a crook in it.

1366
01:10:38,268 --> 01:10:39,901
- Oh, no!
- And I think...

1367
01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:42,437
It's grown a lot.
A lot.

1368
01:10:42,439 --> 01:10:44,005
It's bigger than yours.

1369
01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:48,509
Uh, my cock has never been
bigger than it is right now.

1370
01:10:48,511 --> 01:10:53,648
Oh, I got you guys government-issue
standard Kevlar...

1371
01:10:55,384 --> 01:10:57,352
Jackets.

1372
01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:59,454
- Slip that in.
- That's for you, Pete.

1373
01:10:59,456 --> 01:11:01,556
That's enough.
That's enough, mom stop.

1374
01:11:01,558 --> 01:11:04,592
- Listen, thank you.
- G.I. Joe helmet, honey.

1375
01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,327
He loves g.I. Joe.

1376
01:11:06,329 --> 01:11:08,396
Such a soft little head.

1377
01:11:08,398 --> 01:11:09,964
There we go.

1378
01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:14,836
- Oh, and I'm taping the smurfs.
- Thanks, mom.

1379
01:11:16,672 --> 01:11:17,705
I really don't wanna hurt you.

1380
01:11:17,707 --> 01:11:19,340
You're a fuck up.

1381
01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:21,609
I am not a fuck up.

1382
01:11:21,611 --> 01:11:23,478
I'm a success waiting to happen.

1383
01:11:23,480 --> 01:11:26,614
Oh yeah, and
I'm Estelle Getty's twat.

1384
01:11:26,616 --> 01:11:30,818
Congratulations, kid,
you met a celebrity today.

1385
01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:32,720
You just made an assassin mad.

1386
01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:38,393
I hope you realize
that was a huge mistake,

1387
01:11:38,395 --> 01:11:41,763
because now
this is gonna happen.

1388
01:11:41,765 --> 01:11:43,298
What, are you gonna
butter my bread?

1389
01:11:43,300 --> 01:11:45,633
No, I'm gonna cut
your fucking ear off.

1390
01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:47,702
Don't do this to yourself, kid.

1391
01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:49,370
Wrong answer.

1392
01:11:54,310 --> 01:11:56,778
- Yeah, you feel anything yet?
- No, I don't.

1393
01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:59,380
How about now?

1394
01:11:59,382 --> 01:12:02,483
Ow, ow, oh, ow.
Oh, oh, oh.

1395
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:04,819
You're killing me.

1396
01:12:04,821 --> 01:12:06,888
Could you move, maybe...

1397
01:12:06,890 --> 01:12:08,423
Want me to move my head?

1398
01:12:08,425 --> 01:12:09,590
- A little bit, I can't see.
- Which way?

1399
01:12:09,592 --> 01:12:11,359
- That way.
- To my left?

1400
01:12:11,361 --> 01:12:14,796
- Your left.
- All right.

1401
01:12:14,798 --> 01:12:17,031
Oh, it's getting red now.
Uh huh.

1402
01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:18,700
Oh yeah, wow.

1403
01:12:18,702 --> 01:12:21,669
And you're...
Feeling nothing.

1404
01:12:23,605 --> 01:12:26,341
All right, this worked a lot
better when there was some music

1405
01:12:26,343 --> 01:12:30,878
to listen to
and the guy was scared.

1406
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:33,915
You could go outside and get
Liberace's iPod, bring it back...

1407
01:12:33,917 --> 01:12:37,051
Oh, I will break you, okay?

1408
01:12:37,053 --> 01:12:38,953
With a butter knife?

1409
01:12:43,792 --> 01:12:45,126
Fine.

1410
01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:47,462
I think your first move
is to kick a chair.

1411
01:12:47,464 --> 01:12:49,664
You get in there, you kick it, you
kick the fuck outta that chair.

1412
01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:51,065
You kick it straight across
the fucking room.

1413
01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,867
Okay, and I'm gonna look
in your eyes,

1414
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:57,405
you look at my eyes and we'll
look back in your eyes...

1415
01:12:57,407 --> 01:12:59,540
And I'm gonna get
you on the gopro.

1416
01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:02,043
- It'll probably scare the shit out of him.
- Absolutely.

1417
01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:05,146
- I don't know, we just, like, remove
the injured hostages. -Exactly.

1418
01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:07,548
- So, uh...
- Yeah, what's up?

1419
01:13:07,550 --> 01:13:10,551
- Hey, hey guy. -So they're all ready
for you guys to come in, right?

1420
01:13:10,553 --> 01:13:12,453
Hey, when do I get...

1421
01:13:12,455 --> 01:13:13,821
When do I get to be on camera?

1422
01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:17,125
Uh, never?

1423
01:13:17,127 --> 01:13:18,860
- Never.
- Dude, you're a P.A.

1424
01:13:18,862 --> 01:13:20,661
You said
I'd get a walk-on.

1425
01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:24,399
Oh, did we sign something
saying that?

1426
01:13:24,401 --> 01:13:25,733
That's fucked up.

1427
01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,135
- This guy's the actor.
- That's fucked up.

1428
01:13:27,137 --> 01:13:28,503
I've been riling everybody
out here for you.

1429
01:13:28,505 --> 01:13:30,838
Look how excited they are.

1430
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:31,873
Make noise.

1431
01:13:34,677 --> 01:13:38,746
Fine. Fine, okay, look.
We make our entrance, right?

1432
01:13:38,748 --> 01:13:42,784
And you come in after us.

1433
01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:46,053
All right. All right,
do I enter here?

1434
01:13:46,055 --> 01:13:47,822
- Or should I get in the car? -Don't
you fucking dare touch the car.

1435
01:13:47,824 --> 01:13:50,425
- Stay away from the car.
- Dare touch the fucking car.

1436
01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:54,128
Get out of here, go stand
with your people, okay? Fuck.

1437
01:13:54,130 --> 01:13:56,130
Can I keep the gun?
Is that all right?

1438
01:13:56,132 --> 01:14:01,736
This fucking guy. Fine, keep the
gun, but also, take my camera.

1439
01:14:01,738 --> 01:14:05,973
Okay, my phone, my camera phone,
2-in-1, okay? So don't damage this.

1440
01:14:05,975 --> 01:14:08,876
I want pictures of the entrance.

1441
01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:10,812
Okay?

1442
01:14:10,814 --> 01:14:12,046
Oh, come, come.

1443
01:14:12,048 --> 01:14:14,449
Now go mind the goddamn crowd!

1444
01:14:15,184 --> 01:14:16,484
Fucking shit.

1445
01:14:16,486 --> 01:14:18,519
We're gonna make a big entrance.

1446
01:14:18,521 --> 01:14:20,087
They're gonna come
right in here.

1447
01:14:20,089 --> 01:14:21,823
I do not want him in our shot.

1448
01:14:21,825 --> 01:14:23,858
No way, we'll cut him
out in post.

1449
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:25,126
Good job, skittles!

1450
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,595
Remember our training.

1451
01:14:27,597 --> 01:14:30,498
We've been taking acting
classes for three years,

1452
01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:32,066
for this moment.

1453
01:14:34,536 --> 01:14:36,003
Let's do it.

1454
01:14:36,005 --> 01:14:38,473
Wait.

1455
01:14:38,475 --> 01:14:40,641
What's our song?

1456
01:14:40,643 --> 01:14:42,210
You could help, by the way.

1457
01:14:42,212 --> 01:14:45,513
Yeah, I could,
but I am not going to.

1458
01:14:45,515 --> 01:14:47,081
I don't think
I like your attitude.

1459
01:14:47,083 --> 01:14:48,649
Well, I don't think
I like anything about you,

1460
01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:50,251
so I guess that makes us even.

1461
01:14:50,253 --> 01:14:51,552
Is that right?

1462
01:14:51,554 --> 01:14:54,088
Guys, could you please not?

1463
01:14:54,090 --> 01:14:55,790
Could I not?

1464
01:14:55,792 --> 01:14:57,992
Are you seriously asking
me to suppress my feelings?

1465
01:14:57,994 --> 01:15:00,094
- Yes.
- Dr. Judith would...

1466
01:15:00,096 --> 01:15:02,029
Oh, go fucking
piss on Dr. Judith.

1467
01:15:02,031 --> 01:15:04,098
I'm going to fucking slap
your bitch ass.

1468
01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:05,166
Ladies!

1469
01:15:22,718 --> 01:15:24,852
Do you know who I am, Grady?

1470
01:15:24,854 --> 01:15:28,623
Uh, Tony Bennett's
swollen prostate?

1471
01:15:40,135 --> 01:15:42,737
I'm the guy
who's here to kill you.

1472
01:15:44,806 --> 01:15:46,574
Third one today, go figure.

1473
01:15:46,576 --> 01:15:48,109
So you do know
what I'm doing here.

1474
01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:49,610
What is this?

1475
01:15:49,612 --> 01:15:52,213
The world's slowest
moving short bus?

1476
01:15:52,215 --> 01:15:55,616
I'm gonna make it
really easy for you, okay?

1477
01:15:55,618 --> 01:15:59,153
There. Ain't.

1478
01:15:59,155 --> 01:16:02,056
No.
Fucking money!

1479
01:16:03,191 --> 01:16:05,826
Told you he wouldn't budge.

1480
01:16:05,828 --> 01:16:09,697
If you'd indulge me, I'd really
like a chance to change your mind.

1481
01:16:09,699 --> 01:16:10,998
Go for it.

1482
01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,000
Thanks.

1483
01:16:15,971 --> 01:16:17,071
You hear that?

1484
01:16:19,741 --> 01:16:21,108
You have a cell phone?

1485
01:16:21,110 --> 01:16:23,678
Hey.

1486
01:16:23,680 --> 01:16:24,946
Who you calling?

1487
01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,282
Se�or.

1488
01:16:28,284 --> 01:16:31,919
Where you going?
Se�or!

1489
01:16:31,921 --> 01:16:34,188
Fuck!

1490
01:16:34,190 --> 01:16:35,656
Oh, jeez!

1491
01:16:35,658 --> 01:16:37,658
What is wrong with you people?

1492
01:16:37,660 --> 01:16:40,061
Because I am not staging the
biggest action sequence of my life

1493
01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:42,330
with fucking Kesha playing
in the background.

1494
01:16:42,332 --> 01:16:46,067
I said no Demi Levato,
I agreed to no Demi Levato,

1495
01:16:46,069 --> 01:16:47,101
but what's wrong with Kesha?

1496
01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:48,936
She's a fucking icon!

1497
01:16:48,938 --> 01:16:50,671
So was Britney Spears
for a minute,

1498
01:16:50,673 --> 01:16:51,839
but I don't want it
playing in my ear

1499
01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:53,374
while I'm tearing
the house down.

1500
01:16:53,376 --> 01:16:55,309
Okay, they'll be like,
"oh, what was your inspiration

1501
01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:57,078
for, like, saving all those
fucking people?" And I'm like

1502
01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:59,313
"oh, I don't know, uh,
Britney's video for 'toxic'

1503
01:16:59,315 --> 01:17:01,649
like really gets my balls
tied in a knot."

1504
01:17:01,651 --> 01:17:03,718
Better yet we'll listen
to radiohead

1505
01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,654
and get into the fetal position.

1506
01:17:06,656 --> 01:17:07,989
I said something with
a bad ass rock anthem!

1507
01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:10,825
What?

1508
01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:12,226
They're getting impatient.

1509
01:17:12,228 --> 01:17:13,961
Let's go.

1510
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:16,697
- Fuck.
- Jesus, man.

1511
01:17:21,003 --> 01:17:22,703
Rock, paper, scissors.

1512
01:17:22,705 --> 01:17:24,972
One takes it.
All right?

1513
01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:26,974
- One takes it?
- One takes it.

1514
01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:29,143
- One takes it? -One, two, three,
shoot, then one takes it.

1515
01:17:29,145 --> 01:17:31,312
One, two, three, shoot.

1516
01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:34,015
Yeah! Whoo!
Rock conquers all!

1517
01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:35,116
You said one takes it.

1518
01:17:35,118 --> 01:17:37,018
- I said one.
- You said one.

1519
01:17:37,020 --> 01:17:38,419
That's not a one.

1520
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:39,854
- You said one!
- I didn't mean it literally.

1521
01:17:39,856 --> 01:17:41,288
When did you
you change the rules?

1522
01:17:41,290 --> 01:17:43,858
You have scissors,
I automatically win by default.

1523
01:17:43,860 --> 01:17:48,963
Buddy, you know,
we had every intention

1524
01:17:48,965 --> 01:17:51,999
in approaching you like
professionals.

1525
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:55,302
But it's clear to us
that you're withholding details,

1526
01:17:55,304 --> 01:17:58,339
which in my world is not
exactly an alluring quality.

1527
01:17:58,341 --> 01:18:00,841
You understand?

1528
01:18:00,843 --> 01:18:03,177
You see, in my world,

1529
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:06,847
a world in which
I am well-versed,

1530
01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:08,449
this is my language.

1531
01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:12,720
So as far as you're concerned,
I'm fucking Rosetta stone.

1532
01:18:15,023 --> 01:18:18,759
Now,

1533
01:18:18,761 --> 01:18:21,095
I can look at a liar in the face

1534
01:18:21,097 --> 01:18:25,332
and tell what he's gonna say
from the second he speaks.

1535
01:18:25,334 --> 01:18:28,102
And you, my friend,

1536
01:18:28,104 --> 01:18:30,971
you're a goddamn liar.

1537
01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:33,307
I can smell it on you.

1538
01:18:33,309 --> 01:18:36,877
Funny story.
I once knew a liar.

1539
01:18:36,879 --> 01:18:38,179
Couldn't keep
his story straight.

1540
01:18:38,181 --> 01:18:40,781
So, he lost his head.

1541
01:18:46,288 --> 01:18:49,290
So, what's it gonna be, old man?

1542
01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:51,092
You gonna hang out
with our buddy down here

1543
01:18:51,094 --> 01:18:54,729
or are you gonna play ball?

1544
01:18:54,731 --> 01:18:58,199
All right.

1545
01:18:58,201 --> 01:19:01,268
First of all, my name's
not Grady, it's Gary.

1546
01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:02,837
Gary Moskowitz.

1547
01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:04,438
But you're a southie.

1548
01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:05,973
No, you putz.

1549
01:19:05,975 --> 01:19:09,410
I'm a Jew from New York.
Bayside, New York.

1550
01:19:09,412 --> 01:19:13,214
My mother died in '62,
my father picked up,

1551
01:19:13,216 --> 01:19:16,016
came out here
with the insurance money

1552
01:19:16,018 --> 01:19:19,754
and what she'd left him,
he opened this place.

1553
01:19:19,756 --> 01:19:21,422
It's called
"Jonny's sweet revenge"

1554
01:19:21,424 --> 01:19:26,961
because it was like the last
"fuck you" to the old lady.

1555
01:19:26,963 --> 01:19:29,396
When he died, I came out
here and took over.

1556
01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:31,165
That makes sense.

1557
01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:33,467
The pictures on the wall,
Moskowitzs in all.

1558
01:19:33,469 --> 01:19:35,436
What about the bank accounts?

1559
01:19:35,438 --> 01:19:37,438
That's all that matters.

1560
01:19:37,440 --> 01:19:41,308
I have gambling debts
to not-really-nice people.

1561
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:44,078
Unfortunately, lady luck
has smiled on me

1562
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:46,947
about as much as any other
lady in this town.

1563
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:49,817
So the only entity
that's ever fucked me

1564
01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:52,486
on a regular basis
is the Dallas cowboys.

1565
01:19:52,488 --> 01:19:56,524
So now I've got the bookies up
my ass and you guys up my ass.

1566
01:19:56,526 --> 01:19:59,393
They all want money
that I don't have.

1567
01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:04,098
That's why I'm selling
the place, Princess.

1568
01:20:04,100 --> 01:20:05,466
I believe him.

1569
01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:07,868
Oh, you can't be serious.

1570
01:20:07,870 --> 01:20:09,937
We need something out of this.

1571
01:20:09,939 --> 01:20:11,372
I need something out of this.

1572
01:20:13,309 --> 01:20:15,810
That sounded like it
came from the bar.

1573
01:20:15,812 --> 01:20:17,478
- Rick.
- -Oh, no.

1574
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:20,047
- You wanna untie the old man?
- -Not really.

1575
01:20:24,019 --> 01:20:27,354
- Oh, my god, Rick!
- Dammit.

1576
01:20:27,356 --> 01:20:29,857
- Fuck you.
- I'd like to see you try.

1577
01:20:29,859 --> 01:20:32,193
They shot me, Jesus Christ.

1578
01:20:32,195 --> 01:20:34,929
I don't know why.

1579
01:20:34,931 --> 01:20:36,864
Aw! Fuck.

1580
01:20:40,902 --> 01:20:42,603
I would like to propose a trade.

1581
01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:45,206
Whoa, you speak English, dude?

1582
01:20:45,208 --> 01:20:47,041
You see a guy
with Hispanic features

1583
01:20:47,043 --> 01:20:49,844
and assume he's Mexican?

1584
01:20:49,846 --> 01:20:51,345
You mean, you're not Mexican?

1585
01:20:51,347 --> 01:20:54,248
Well, no, I am Mexican.

1586
01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,250
I mean, my father...

1587
01:20:56,252 --> 01:20:59,954
My father is Mexican.
I'm from Alhambra.

1588
01:20:59,956 --> 01:21:01,455
Oh, I've been to Alhambra,

1589
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:03,424
that exit 22 off the freeway.
They got that Jamba...

1590
01:21:03,426 --> 01:21:05,993
Whoa, how'd you get in?

1591
01:21:05,995 --> 01:21:08,963
Through the back door.

1592
01:21:08,965 --> 01:21:10,497
It's simple.

1593
01:21:10,499 --> 01:21:14,101
You get your friend back
and I get what I came for.

1594
01:21:14,103 --> 01:21:15,269
And what's that?

1595
01:21:17,973 --> 01:21:20,374
Hey, I don't give a shit.

1596
01:21:20,376 --> 01:21:23,077
But I'm not
a bargaining chip, okay?

1597
01:21:23,079 --> 01:21:27,147
I'm a human.
I'm a fucking veteran.

1598
01:21:27,149 --> 01:21:30,317
- Fuck you.
- You know, maybe,

1599
01:21:30,319 --> 01:21:33,187
you shouldn't borrow
what you can't pay back

1600
01:21:33,189 --> 01:21:35,990
do you have the money
or not, Grady?

1601
01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:38,359
How much does he owe?

1602
01:21:38,361 --> 01:21:42,396
$47,258.52.

1603
01:21:42,398 --> 01:21:43,597
So what's it gonna be?

1604
01:21:43,599 --> 01:21:45,599
The old man
or the walking wounded?

1605
01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:53,574
- The old man.
- What?

1606
01:21:53,576 --> 01:21:55,175
Time to go, baby.

1607
01:21:55,177 --> 01:21:56,477
Okay, okay.

1608
01:22:02,284 --> 01:22:04,018
Marsha, hold up.

1609
01:22:07,522 --> 01:22:11,692
You are all, without a doubt
in my mind,

1610
01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:16,597
the coldest, most selfish,
conniving...

1611
01:22:16,599 --> 01:22:19,166
- One love.
- Passive aggressive.

1612
01:22:19,168 --> 01:22:22,202
Passive aggressive
bottom feeders

1613
01:22:22,204 --> 01:22:24,672
I've ever come
across in all my years.

1614
01:22:27,310 --> 01:22:28,709
Make it loud!

1615
01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:36,744
Sometimes, I have moments
of clarity,

1616
01:23:36,746 --> 01:23:38,512
these great epiphanies,

1617
01:23:38,514 --> 01:23:41,215
where I wonder if my true
talents aren't being wasted,

1618
01:23:41,217 --> 01:23:44,318
if I have anything to add
to the human condition.

1619
01:23:45,520 --> 01:23:47,154
So, thank you

1620
01:23:47,156 --> 01:23:48,789
for today.

1621
01:23:48,791 --> 01:23:52,192
Because whenever I begin to
question my station in life,

1622
01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:55,329
I'm gonna think about you,

1623
01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:58,232
and I'm gonna be grateful
that I'm not you.

1624
01:23:58,234 --> 01:24:02,403
You see folks,
this is only a job,

1625
01:24:02,405 --> 01:24:04,471
and I'll always be me.

1626
01:24:04,473 --> 01:24:06,673
And when you think about it,

1627
01:24:06,675 --> 01:24:10,577
that's a pretty
wonderful way to be.

1628
01:24:10,579 --> 01:24:15,416
Yeah, that's just one guy's
opinion. Whatever dude.

1629
01:24:15,418 --> 01:24:17,651
- All righty then, vamanos.

1630
01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:19,086
Did you hear that shit?

1631
01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:22,389
What the fuck?

1632
01:24:54,289 --> 01:24:58,292
Pete, Pete, Pete!
You know what you need to do!

1633
01:24:58,294 --> 01:24:59,460
Shit.

1634
01:24:59,462 --> 01:25:01,228
I'm totally bleeding.

1635
01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:04,231
They killed Trevor!

1636
01:25:04,233 --> 01:25:05,866
Pete, who the fuck is Trevor?

1637
01:25:05,868 --> 01:25:09,269
Skittles,
the production assistant!

1638
01:25:09,271 --> 01:25:13,407
I got it on the gopro, though.
We're gonna be heroes.

1639
01:25:13,409 --> 01:25:14,842
Action stars.

1640
01:26:13,868 --> 01:26:15,536
Okay, everybody go!

1641
01:26:19,174 --> 01:26:22,276
I fucking love you!
I fucking love you!

1642
01:26:22,278 --> 01:26:23,577
Don't fucking die!

1643
01:26:27,549 --> 01:26:29,483
You all right, Tessa?

1644
01:26:29,485 --> 01:26:31,752
Yep, dandy.

1645
01:26:34,756 --> 01:26:37,457
Hold the phone.
Hold on.

1646
01:26:38,860 --> 01:26:40,194
What's happening, Pete?

1647
01:26:44,732 --> 01:26:46,433
Nobody shoot.

1648
01:26:51,839 --> 01:26:54,474
Don't you fucking move.

1649
01:26:54,476 --> 01:26:56,843
I didn't mean for any
of this to happen.

1650
01:26:56,845 --> 01:26:59,546
Tried that one already,

1651
01:26:59,548 --> 01:27:01,281
but nobody seems to listen.

1652
01:27:01,283 --> 01:27:04,651
We can work something out.

1653
01:27:04,653 --> 01:27:05,986
Hey.

1654
01:27:08,957 --> 01:27:10,824
You killed my P.A.,
motherfucker.

1655
01:27:10,826 --> 01:27:12,426
You can kiss my Mexican ass.

1656
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:21,835
You're on Instagram, bitch!

1657
01:27:24,239 --> 01:27:26,373
What a bunch of fucking idiots.

1658
01:27:26,375 --> 01:27:29,476
Wow, you guys are
straight-up murderers.

1659
01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:32,613
You just shot that guy
in the head and he gave up.

1660
01:27:32,615 --> 01:27:34,381
I felt threatened, okay?
Do you feel threatened?

1661
01:27:34,383 --> 01:27:36,250
Because I felt threatened.

1662
01:27:36,252 --> 01:27:37,492
I feel a little bit threatened.

1663
01:27:41,289 --> 01:27:43,390
Where the fuck do you think
you're going?

1664
01:27:44,659 --> 01:27:46,760
We ain't through with you, yet.

1665
01:27:49,464 --> 01:27:53,500
Hey, everyone, let's just
put it down, okay?

1666
01:27:56,271 --> 01:27:57,938
Not you, Callahan.

1667
01:27:57,940 --> 01:28:01,308
Pick up the gun.
You guys put it down.

1668
01:28:01,310 --> 01:28:03,677
Okay, now...

1669
01:28:03,679 --> 01:28:05,512
Why the hell are you pointing
the gun at me?

1670
01:28:05,514 --> 01:28:09,349
Everyone else was taken.

1671
01:28:09,351 --> 01:28:10,984
You know what
they call this, Reni?

1672
01:28:10,986 --> 01:28:12,419
What's that?

1673
01:28:12,421 --> 01:28:13,854
Meaningful cooperative
experience

1674
01:28:13,856 --> 01:28:16,757
of the nurturing embrace
of common moral virtue.

1675
01:28:16,759 --> 01:28:20,060
You guys really should consider
getting new therapists.

1676
01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:22,429
We're not really ones to talk.

1677
01:28:22,431 --> 01:28:23,697
What are you talking about?

1678
01:28:23,699 --> 01:28:24,931
Nothing.

1679
01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:26,700
No, you know what, if I get shot

1680
01:28:26,702 --> 01:28:28,935
I am not going out
with this on my conscience.

1681
01:28:28,937 --> 01:28:31,505
What are you talking about?

1682
01:28:31,507 --> 01:28:32,906
I fucked your brother.

1683
01:28:34,642 --> 01:28:37,611
I fucked him in the office earlier.
I fucked him.

1684
01:28:37,613 --> 01:28:38,979
That's heavy.

1685
01:28:38,981 --> 01:28:40,380
Brian, look, it was an accident.

1686
01:28:40,382 --> 01:28:41,481
We were tied up and then...

1687
01:28:41,483 --> 01:28:45,552
She just slipped onto your dick.

1688
01:28:45,554 --> 01:28:49,923
Time keeps passing on,
but romance stays the same.

1689
01:28:49,925 --> 01:28:51,658
It really was an accident.

1690
01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,360
He's telling the truth.

1691
01:28:53,362 --> 01:28:56,330
It was my fault.

1692
01:28:56,332 --> 01:28:58,598
So what now?

1693
01:28:58,600 --> 01:28:59,599
What do we do now?

1694
01:28:59,601 --> 01:29:03,036
There is no we.

1695
01:29:03,038 --> 01:29:06,540
There's a you and a me.

1696
01:29:06,542 --> 01:29:09,609
It's over.

1697
01:29:09,611 --> 01:29:13,046
It was over
before we got here, huh?

1698
01:29:13,048 --> 01:29:15,082
This is how I die,

1699
01:29:15,084 --> 01:29:16,917
in a barroom massacre.

1700
01:29:16,919 --> 01:29:17,918
This is it.

1701
01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,554
Let's do it.

1702
01:29:20,556 --> 01:29:24,491
What if I had like a crazy idea?

1703
01:29:24,493 --> 01:29:26,493
I'm down to hear that.

1704
01:29:26,495 --> 01:29:28,562
Okay, so you know all those
people outside,

1705
01:29:28,564 --> 01:29:31,832
those are, like,
potential customers.

1706
01:29:31,834 --> 01:29:33,500
We were filming them.

1707
01:29:33,502 --> 01:29:38,572
I actually I told them this
street was closed down,

1708
01:29:38,574 --> 01:29:42,776
we're actually building a sound
stage inside. I'm sorry.

1709
01:29:42,778 --> 01:29:44,611
No man, it's okay.
Those are my people.

1710
01:29:44,613 --> 01:29:47,114
Like, that's the sort
of stuff they're into.

1711
01:29:47,116 --> 01:29:50,484
Like old divey bars
with a history.

1712
01:29:50,486 --> 01:29:54,855
I mean, it's just like the farmer's
market but with, like, alcohol.

1713
01:29:54,857 --> 01:29:57,157
I don't know how to make
this any clearer.

1714
01:29:57,159 --> 01:29:58,992
I'm not keeping the place.

1715
01:29:58,994 --> 01:30:00,994
You don't have to.

1716
01:30:00,996 --> 01:30:03,063
You could sell it to me.
Sully could lend me the money.

1717
01:30:03,065 --> 01:30:06,400
And I could run this place.
I could do it.

1718
01:30:06,402 --> 01:30:07,968
Yeah, I guess so, Brian.

1719
01:30:07,970 --> 01:30:09,503
That's all
well and good, fellas.

1720
01:30:09,505 --> 01:30:11,471
What about the rest of us?

1721
01:30:11,473 --> 01:30:13,173
Vin, you know this place
better than anyone.

1722
01:30:13,175 --> 01:30:14,541
You could run it.

1723
01:30:14,543 --> 01:30:16,610
But what about all
the dead bodies?

1724
01:30:16,612 --> 01:30:18,678
Blame the Mexicans.

1725
01:30:18,680 --> 01:30:20,480
What?

1726
01:30:20,482 --> 01:30:22,816
Oh shut up, like you weren't
all thinking the same thing.

1727
01:30:26,521 --> 01:30:29,055
We...
We can't let that fly.

1728
01:30:29,057 --> 01:30:31,825
- It leaves us as the morons who let it happen.
- It's not good.

1729
01:30:31,827 --> 01:30:35,162
Guys, I vote we just burn this
fucking place to the ground.

1730
01:30:35,164 --> 01:30:36,897
Leave the dead bodies inside.

1731
01:30:36,899 --> 01:30:40,000
What the fuck good
is that gonna do?

1732
01:30:40,002 --> 01:30:42,469
- The insurance money.
- -Oh, yeah, yeah.

1733
01:30:42,471 --> 01:30:44,704
Moskowitz can keep the money

1734
01:30:44,706 --> 01:30:47,441
and then we could
rebuild the bar.

1735
01:30:47,443 --> 01:30:51,211
Oh shit, Rick, you could help
design the new place.

1736
01:30:51,213 --> 01:30:52,813
That'd be awesome.

1737
01:30:52,815 --> 01:30:55,015
Yeah, Rick is like
a totally good architect.

1738
01:30:55,017 --> 01:30:58,051
I'm finishing school, but yeah.

1739
01:30:58,053 --> 01:31:03,957
Yeah, and then the detectives can take Rick
and Tessa out of here and look like heroes.

1740
01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:07,861
And then the rest of us can just escape
out back into the Mexicans' Van.

1741
01:31:07,863 --> 01:31:11,731
And Sully can help me make up a
nice business plan that works.

1742
01:31:11,733 --> 01:31:13,467
He's like crazy good
at that sort of stuff,

1743
01:31:13,469 --> 01:31:14,468
you guys don't even know.

1744
01:31:14,470 --> 01:31:16,503
What about me?

1745
01:31:16,505 --> 01:31:17,838
You get off clean.

1746
01:31:17,840 --> 01:31:19,473
That's a pretty good deal.

1747
01:31:19,475 --> 01:31:23,109
You know what, I want some
of that insurance money.

1748
01:31:23,111 --> 01:31:25,212
Oh, please,
just chill out, okay?

1749
01:31:25,214 --> 01:31:27,881
Tell me I got a piece of that pie
or I will shoot your ass down.

1750
01:31:27,883 --> 01:31:29,816
Please, do not do this.

1751
01:31:29,818 --> 01:31:31,618
Please.

1752
01:31:31,620 --> 01:31:32,853
Why the hell are
you defending them

1753
01:31:32,855 --> 01:31:35,655
after what they just did to you?

1754
01:31:35,657 --> 01:31:37,657
She's always wanted him,

1755
01:31:37,659 --> 01:31:39,593
or at least the idea of him.

1756
01:31:39,595 --> 01:31:43,597
I'll find my own
good vibe on... whatever.

1757
01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:47,100
I'll be fine, okay.
Just live and let die, man.

1758
01:31:49,070 --> 01:31:50,904
I thought you were with me.

1759
01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:55,775
There's something about a girl
who orders a bloody Mary.

1760
01:31:57,812 --> 01:32:00,647
Something mysterious.

1761
01:32:00,649 --> 01:32:03,250
I need that.

1762
01:32:03,252 --> 01:32:06,520
I am with you.

1763
01:32:06,522 --> 01:32:08,121
We won't get
what we came here for.

1764
01:32:08,123 --> 01:32:10,857
I think I already did.

1765
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:12,559
I don't want their money.

1766
01:32:14,161 --> 01:32:16,263
What do you say?

1767
01:32:16,265 --> 01:32:17,931
Are you with me?

1768
01:34:30,065 --> 01:34:31,931
So, where next?

1769
01:34:33,734 --> 01:34:36,903
Well...

1770
01:34:36,905 --> 01:34:39,239
There's a spoon factory
I want to stop by.

1771
01:34:41,776 --> 01:34:44,210
Just take a second.

1772
01:34:44,212 --> 01:34:46,046
It's Charley hart exposed

1773
01:34:52,253 --> 01:34:53,787
what are you, the expert now?

1774
01:34:53,789 --> 01:34:55,889
No, just being me.