1 00:00:16,663 --> 00:00:21,601 INVASION OF THE STELLAR CREATURES 2 00:01:18,926 --> 00:01:23,864 This is a true story. Although the facts were totally distorted. 3 00:01:32,039 --> 00:01:34,474 �this is our first defense line. 4 00:01:35,309 --> 00:01:39,490 Here at Fort Nicholson is the world center for atomic research. 5 00:01:39,580 --> 00:01:42,693 Here, the best scientists of! world work together... 6 00:01:42,783 --> 00:01:46,296 to build an experiment with atomic and hydrogen weapons... 7 00:01:46,386 --> 00:01:50,448 that make this country the greatest power for world peace. 8 00:01:50,958 --> 00:01:53,928 Everyone here is a carefully trained expert. selected. 9 00:01:54,928 --> 00:01:58,364 Ten, nine, eight, seven... 10 00:01:59,066 --> 00:02:02,546 six, five, four... 11 00:02:02,636 --> 00:02:05,833 three, two, one. Take off! 12 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:12,736 Hey, Penn, turn off the water. 13 00:02:13,447 --> 00:02:14,846 Close it! 14 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:24,951 Cut it! 15 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:28,889 Close it! 16 00:02:32,065 --> 00:02:34,557 Get that thing away from me. It's dangerous. 17 00:02:34,735 --> 00:02:36,635 Hurry, she's alive! 18 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:56,354 It's Howdy Doody time 19 00:02:59,092 --> 00:03:01,471 What are you trying to do? Drown or something? 20 00:03:01,561 --> 00:03:03,586 You and your brilliant ideas. 21 00:03:05,932 --> 00:03:08,845 We get ready to have adventures, right? 22 00:03:08,935 --> 00:03:11,961 I don't. I got ready to receive training. 23 00:03:12,105 --> 00:03:14,836 girls like them the intellectuals now. 24 00:03:16,209 --> 00:03:17,821 Do you remember the army posters? 25 00:03:17,911 --> 00:03:21,391 �Get ready. Let us prepare you for a well-paid civilian job. 26 00:03:21,481 --> 00:03:24,712 I already knew how to be a civilian before I enlist. 27 00:03:26,253 --> 00:03:27,965 What have we learned so far? 28 00:03:28,055 --> 00:03:29,967 -What have we learned so far? - Yes. 29 00:03:30,057 --> 00:03:32,736 I'll tell you what we learned: never offer ourselves as volunteers. 30 00:03:32,826 --> 00:03:36,907 It's not necessary. All jobs dirty army clothes are our property. 31 00:03:36,997 --> 00:03:40,143 Yes. And the discipline? �No Did they teach us discipline? 32 00:03:40,233 --> 00:03:42,861 How to know? Not even I know how to write it. 33 00:03:42,969 --> 00:03:45,199 Toilet. And the toilet? 34 00:03:45,806 --> 00:03:47,672 Clean trash cans. 35 00:03:47,774 --> 00:03:50,266 Yes, well. Yes, without a doubt. 36 00:03:56,383 --> 00:03:59,396 -How can you eat that thing? - It's not easy. 37 00:03:59,486 --> 00:04:01,750 NO SMOKING 38 00:04:02,189 --> 00:04:07,127 Philbrick, I wonder what kind of job well-paid civilians prepare us. 39 00:04:08,495 --> 00:04:12,090 Penn, old friend, do you know the city garbage dump? 40 00:04:12,499 --> 00:04:14,978 We could be good sanitary engineers. 41 00:04:15,068 --> 00:04:18,129 Come on, you would never pass the health part. 42 00:04:18,305 --> 00:04:20,484 As I see it, the missiles are the future. 43 00:04:20,574 --> 00:04:22,941 we should go to a missile base. 44 00:04:23,543 --> 00:04:25,188 This is a missile base. 45 00:04:25,278 --> 00:04:28,892 Then we should order more action. Something is happening up there. 46 00:04:28,982 --> 00:04:32,329 We are in the era space. I want to go to the moon. 47 00:04:32,419 --> 00:04:34,865 Yes. And I would like to send you there. 48 00:04:34,955 --> 00:04:37,617 I'm serious. Look at Sputunik. 49 00:04:39,159 --> 00:04:41,371 Sputunik? You mean Sputnik. 50 00:04:41,461 --> 00:04:45,455 Yes. They sent a dog in one. now They will have to send a man. 51 00:04:46,466 --> 00:04:47,956 I would offer myself. 52 00:04:48,335 --> 00:04:49,860 You said a man. 53 00:04:50,871 --> 00:04:54,398 Private Philbrick, the first man in space. 54 00:04:54,741 --> 00:04:55,852 I'm not that big. 55 00:04:55,942 --> 00:05:00,072 Maybe I would get into one of those satellites. How big do you think they are? 56 00:05:00,947 --> 00:05:03,560 I would say that as a galvanized iron can. 57 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:05,140 Hold my cigarette. 58 00:05:14,761 --> 00:05:16,354 This way, Penn. 59 00:05:16,596 --> 00:05:18,155 Where? 'In here! 60 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,878 Not bad. It's a little tight. 61 00:05:21,968 --> 00:05:24,494 Wow, you sure look good in there. 62 00:05:25,272 --> 00:05:26,637 Enough! 63 00:05:26,973 --> 00:05:29,853 Very good, commander Philbrick, are you ready to go? 64 00:05:29,943 --> 00:05:32,622 Ready, Commander Penn. Ready for camera control. 65 00:05:32,712 --> 00:05:34,391 Ready for instrumental control. 66 00:05:34,481 --> 00:05:36,210 - Pressure? - Ready. 67 00:05:50,330 --> 00:05:53,265 Three, tape recorder activated... 68 00:05:53,433 --> 00:05:56,630 two, one, take off! 69 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:05,640 Hey 'V�G�O, what's going on here? D�9�, V�GJO, what's happening? 70 00:06:07,914 --> 00:06:09,006 �Uegu�! 71 00:06:09,983 --> 00:06:12,796 - Take me to your leader. - You're delirious. 72 00:06:12,886 --> 00:06:14,698 - Where were you going? - To the moon. 73 00:06:14,788 --> 00:06:16,299 - What are they playing? - Where is he? 74 00:06:16,389 --> 00:06:17,567 - Where is what? - The moon. 75 00:06:17,657 --> 00:06:20,649 I don't know, man. I don't live around here. 76 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:27,023 Great, man. I didn't know you danced. 77 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:40,313 They will both be in trouble if they don't presented in the colonel's office. 78 00:06:40,647 --> 00:06:43,994 That's right. The big boss, the boss He wants to see them. 79 00:06:44,084 --> 00:06:46,830 Come with me because I I'm your sergeant. Come on. 80 00:06:46,920 --> 00:06:49,321 One, two, three, four. That is. 81 00:06:52,859 --> 00:06:54,725 Two, three, four. 82 00:06:58,698 --> 00:07:00,962 Something smells like burnt feathers. 83 00:07:10,076 --> 00:07:12,408 Colonel, those two soldiers are here. 84 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,625 I wonder what he wants the colonel of us. 85 00:07:15,715 --> 00:07:18,595 I don't know. Maybe you turn into a guided missile. 86 00:07:18,685 --> 00:07:21,518 I bet you have a great job for us. 87 00:07:21,755 --> 00:07:24,434 A maintained operation secretly until now. 88 00:07:24,524 --> 00:07:27,971 Maybe they will send us to Moscow on a secret mission. 89 00:07:28,061 --> 00:07:29,706 Or maybe the Pentagon. 90 00:07:29,796 --> 00:07:32,943 You read too much science fiction. Nothing ever happens to a soldier. 91 00:07:33,033 --> 00:07:36,992 - I would be happy with a badge. - I would prefer a medal. 92 00:07:40,874 --> 00:07:43,343 Okay, space drivers. Come in. 93 00:07:43,977 --> 00:07:47,971 Remember, no matter what accuse us, we didn't do it. Capisci? 94 00:07:55,555 --> 00:07:59,389 Well, men, the colonel is going to say something important. 95 00:08:03,096 --> 00:08:05,064 Something smells like burnt chicken. 96 00:08:05,165 --> 00:08:07,844 Now they are going to punish you for pretend to be an officer. 97 00:08:07,934 --> 00:08:09,402 Silence in the line. 98 00:08:22,482 --> 00:08:24,494 Well you know why are they here? 99 00:08:24,584 --> 00:08:27,631 No, of course they don't know. How could they? It is maximum security. 100 00:08:27,721 --> 00:08:29,165 But it will be brief. 101 00:08:29,255 --> 00:08:32,235 If there is something that I like about meetings is to keep them brief. 102 00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:35,761 No messing around detours or go around the bush. 103 00:08:36,062 --> 00:08:40,590 I like to look at it target, aim and get to the point. 104 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:44,998 What is the grain? Ah, yes. It is a absolute secret and concerns... 105 00:08:46,673 --> 00:08:48,685 Sergeant, who cares? 106 00:08:48,775 --> 00:08:52,422 Yes, it is an absolute secret, not even Even I couldn't remember it. 107 00:08:52,512 --> 00:08:54,524 I remember one time during the war. 108 00:08:54,614 --> 00:08:57,845 - What war, sir? - Let's see. What war was it? It doesn't matter. 109 00:08:58,218 --> 00:09:01,415 This mission requires maximum confidentiality. 110 00:09:01,521 --> 00:09:05,201 What I have to tell you is vital to the very existence of the nation. 111 00:09:05,291 --> 00:09:06,781 In other words... 112 00:09:09,763 --> 00:09:11,197 Hey, mates. 113 00:09:19,839 --> 00:09:22,786 ...and that's why It must be a secret. 114 00:09:22,876 --> 00:09:24,220 Do you hear me? 115 00:09:24,310 --> 00:09:27,490 Yes, loud and clear, sir, like a good bell. 116 00:09:27,580 --> 00:09:29,092 The mission, sir. 117 00:09:29,182 --> 00:09:31,708 Yes. Gentlemen... 118 00:09:32,619 --> 00:09:35,645 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that. No offense, gentlemen. 119 00:09:35,789 --> 00:09:38,401 I know how susceptible You are the recruits. 120 00:09:38,491 --> 00:09:41,671 But you are the backs of the army, don't forget it. 121 00:09:41,761 --> 00:09:44,890 - I forgot. What was I going to say? - The mission, sir. 122 00:09:45,632 --> 00:09:48,158 "Sergeant, why?" repeat that all the time? 123 00:09:48,635 --> 00:09:50,160 Let's see. Ah, yes. 124 00:09:51,337 --> 00:09:54,967 two weeks ago, Gentlemen, this area was shaken... 125 00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:58,773 for the worst explosion ever caused by man. 126 00:09:59,512 --> 00:10:01,844 A big bang. 127 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:07,897 The United States Government detonated its most powerful nuclear bomb... 128 00:10:07,987 --> 00:10:10,684 right here in Nicholson Table. Are you following me? 129 00:10:12,726 --> 00:10:14,524 Wherever you want, sir. 130 00:10:14,661 --> 00:10:19,394 We've waited for two weeks for them to disperse dust and radioactive fallout... 131 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:23,680 so that our planes recognition can cover the area... 132 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:27,250 and determine the magnitude of nuclear devastation. 133 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:29,172 Do you want to stay still? 134 00:10:29,476 --> 00:10:33,590 Gentlemen, those planes took aerial photographs yesterday... 135 00:10:33,680 --> 00:10:35,705 and it was a hecatomb. 136 00:10:37,851 --> 00:10:40,912 As you see, this mission It is very dangerous. 137 00:10:41,621 --> 00:10:43,667 Wow, I don't think he likes me. 138 00:10:43,757 --> 00:10:46,249 What do you say? He didn't hit you, did he? 139 00:10:48,161 --> 00:10:53,065 The crater has a diameter of 8 kilometers and almost one deep. 140 00:10:54,501 --> 00:10:57,937 �You know what that means, gentlemen? It's a hole. 141 00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:02,385 And the photographs show in a specific area of the crater... 142 00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:06,810 what appears to be a giant cave, evidently discovered by the explosion. 143 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:09,325 It left the Intelligence people perplexed. 144 00:11:09,415 --> 00:11:12,612 They want to know that it is and how it got there. 145 00:11:13,419 --> 00:11:16,514 Gentlemen, you want me to Let's find out what that cave is. 146 00:11:17,090 --> 00:11:20,685 In other words, we must get in there and hit it! 147 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,945 Okay, gentlemen. 148 00:11:29,035 --> 00:11:33,063 There was no damage. I gave him to the dining room. Standing. 149 00:11:39,546 --> 00:11:41,458 That brings me to your task. 150 00:11:41,548 --> 00:11:43,209 The mission, sir. 151 00:11:44,717 --> 00:11:46,930 I know he is a man in few words... 152 00:11:47,020 --> 00:11:50,266 but you have to use the the same all the time? 153 00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:53,002 Get your own army I know what I do. 154 00:11:53,092 --> 00:11:55,686 What was he doing? Ah yes, the mission. 155 00:11:56,196 --> 00:12:00,155 Why didn't you think about that? �Stop What do you think I have here? 156 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:02,843 Men, all of you have been selected... 157 00:12:03,519 --> 00:12:06,299 to enter this area and investigate this cave... 158 00:12:06,389 --> 00:12:08,983 and inform me of your findings. 159 00:12:11,694 --> 00:12:13,439 You have been selected. 160 00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:16,828 Your skills and training specific... 161 00:12:17,533 --> 00:12:20,593 I turned them into men most qualified... 162 00:12:22,705 --> 00:12:25,435 on this basis for your specific job. 163 00:13:15,725 --> 00:13:17,070 Wait a minute. 164 00:13:17,160 --> 00:13:20,707 What does this Geiger counter say? What? type of rhythm are you following? 165 00:13:20,797 --> 00:13:21,975 None, sergeant. 166 00:13:22,065 --> 00:13:24,244 What then is this happy jazz? 167 00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:26,579 Probably the rattlesnake that is stepping on it. 168 00:13:26,669 --> 00:13:28,466 Oh yes, the snake! 169 00:13:31,741 --> 00:13:34,266 I mean, what? are you doing? Wow! 170 00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:36,256 I killed her. 171 00:13:36,346 --> 00:13:38,958 She could have bitten me. 172 00:13:39,048 --> 00:13:40,293 You are safe. 173 00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:42,729 He had never killed anything before. 174 00:13:42,819 --> 00:13:45,131 You saved my life. �That doesn't it mean anything? 175 00:13:45,221 --> 00:13:48,588 They gave me a gun. I'm not a murderer. 176 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:53,126 Why did it have to be like this? 177 00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:55,761 I didn't even know her. 178 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:01,530 Get out of there. It was just a snake. What? Is there anything wrong with killing a snake? 179 00:14:02,939 --> 00:14:06,136 She can have a family. 180 00:14:06,809 --> 00:14:08,640 Dude, you are real people. 181 00:14:09,645 --> 00:14:10,873 Come on. 182 00:14:32,335 --> 00:14:35,181 Please stop. We are entering in the contaminated area. 183 00:14:35,271 --> 00:14:37,501 Put on your gas masks, please. 184 00:15:34,030 --> 00:15:37,488 Stop! Well, men, let's enter. 185 00:15:38,101 --> 00:15:42,265 Penn, Philbrick, stay here and put that equipment away. Come on. 186 00:16:58,064 --> 00:17:01,044 I thought the sergeant had told us told us to wear the mask. 187 00:17:01,134 --> 00:17:04,297 You can't tell me that do during my lunch. 188 00:17:05,671 --> 00:17:07,196 Maybe you're right. 189 00:17:19,952 --> 00:17:23,115 The air is fine, Sergeant. We can take off our equipment. 190 00:17:31,631 --> 00:17:34,896 As I said, Sergeant, this It is an indigenous stone. 191 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:39,768 This cave has been here a long time time. It is certain that the explosion did not create it. 192 00:17:40,139 --> 00:17:41,538 �0�ga, Glory! 193 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:49,204 I found something around here that should see. I never saw anything like it. 194 00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:27,851 Man, what a thing strange He doesn't look human. 195 00:18:28,354 --> 00:18:29,832 What do you think? 196 00:18:29,922 --> 00:18:32,735 It is decidedly not a man. But I would say a humanoid. 197 00:18:32,825 --> 00:18:36,728 There is no evidence of fossilization. At least two meters high. 198 00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:41,131 And its skin seems to be composed of a tissue of wood or bark. 199 00:18:41,334 --> 00:18:45,281 Whatever it is, it's radioactive. Has to of having died in the explosion. 200 00:18:45,371 --> 00:18:49,719 Yes, but where did it come from? Not even My relatives look like this. Wow! 201 00:18:49,809 --> 00:18:52,121 An alien, perhaps? 202 00:18:52,211 --> 00:18:54,942 You are right. As if I would understand what you said. 203 00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:59,362 It's simple. I'm just guessing that this creature may have come from another planet. 204 00:18:59,452 --> 00:19:02,398 Yes, very simple, Prez. But how He arrived here and is already dead? 205 00:19:02,488 --> 00:19:05,134 If you see one alive, I give him my share. 206 00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:07,270 We must do what is appropriate. 207 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,805 We have to do heroes and check this thing out. 208 00:19:09,895 --> 00:19:13,643 First, we will do the routine combat, with weapons ready and deployed. 209 00:19:13,733 --> 00:19:18,247 Second, if you find something, tell me because I'm your sergeant. 210 00:19:18,337 --> 00:19:19,982 Okay, move on. Come on. 211 00:19:20,072 --> 00:19:22,166 One, two, three, four. 212 00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:39,001 That was the best. No I want to be a party pooper... 213 00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:42,305 but how did you manage to put it all in that extra food in your backpack? 214 00:19:42,395 --> 00:19:44,955 It was easy. I left a couple of boxes. 215 00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:48,126 Boxes. What type of boxes? 216 00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,128 Those heavy metal ones. 217 00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:54,968 There were records selectors, tubes and cables inside? 218 00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:57,468 Yes, those were. 219 00:19:58,377 --> 00:20:00,778 Fantastic. You left the radio. 220 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:05,174 �And, who has time to listen to the radio? Relax now. 221 00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:06,579 Relax. 222 00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:06,610 Stop snoring, do you want? You're driving me crazy. 223 00:21:36,475 --> 00:21:37,806 Yes, Penn. 224 00:21:38,077 --> 00:21:42,105 I think I'm dreaming about them monsters. It's terrible, it's horrible. 225 00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:46,346 I am dreaming of the girls and it's terrible. 226 00:21:48,888 --> 00:21:51,233 What's so terrible about it? dream about girls? 227 00:21:51,323 --> 00:21:55,624 In my dream I am tied to a table and I can't move. It's terrible. 228 00:21:58,597 --> 00:22:01,444 I think we are not dreaming I think all this is real. 229 00:22:01,534 --> 00:22:03,446 What are we going to do? 230 00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:05,715 I don't think we have much choice. 231 00:22:05,805 --> 00:22:09,251 What would the commander do? Connors in a situation like this? 232 00:22:09,341 --> 00:22:12,054 I would destroy these straps, I would capture these bugs... 233 00:22:12,144 --> 00:22:14,223 and would take them to Washington to question them. 234 00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:17,442 What a pity that you are not the one Space Commander Connors. 235 00:22:31,664 --> 00:22:35,362 I am Professor Tanga. she It's my assistant, Dr. Puna. 236 00:22:35,568 --> 00:22:38,381 We are from the planet Chalar in the Belfar star system... 237 00:22:38,471 --> 00:22:41,372 at approximately 600 million light years from here. 238 00:22:41,907 --> 00:22:44,740 Are there more like you on the planet, baby? 239 00:22:46,712 --> 00:22:49,191 How come you talk so good our language? 240 00:22:49,281 --> 00:22:53,115 It's very simple. We have a electrophophylagraphogophomic. 241 00:22:53,819 --> 00:22:54,797 What? 242 00:22:54,887 --> 00:22:58,167 It is a device that transfers the knowledge of a brain... 243 00:22:58,257 --> 00:23:01,370 to the appropriate symbols for its explanation in another brain. 244 00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:03,139 You left me in the same place, baby. 245 00:23:03,229 --> 00:23:04,840 I told you they were primitive. 246 00:23:04,930 --> 00:23:07,877 Wait a minute. That It means fools, right? 247 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:11,767 It's true, daddy. You are very square. 248 00:23:12,238 --> 00:23:14,049 Hey, this girl is cool. 249 00:23:14,139 --> 00:23:17,219 Those are some of the obscene expressions that we assimilate... 250 00:23:17,309 --> 00:23:19,588 from one of his native companions. 251 00:23:19,678 --> 00:23:21,203 Sergeant Glory! 252 00:23:21,814 --> 00:23:23,592 Well, tell us. How do they do it? 253 00:23:23,682 --> 00:23:25,116 We will show them. 254 00:23:33,792 --> 00:23:36,572 While we're at it, you could comb my hair with gel. 255 00:23:36,662 --> 00:23:39,029 - Yes, cut me back a little. - Silence! 256 00:23:40,199 --> 00:23:43,946 All your thoughts, impressions, knowledge, aptitudes and conditioning... 257 00:23:44,036 --> 00:23:47,883 both conscious and subconscious, will be transformed by this machine... 258 00:23:47,973 --> 00:23:50,252 in images in the screens above. 259 00:23:50,342 --> 00:23:53,456 In a few minutes we can completely assimilate the knowledge... 260 00:23:53,546 --> 00:23:55,558 that took them a lifetime to assimilate. 261 00:23:55,648 --> 00:23:58,727 It's like a tape recorder which we can extract and edit... 262 00:23:58,817 --> 00:24:01,096 just the information we want. 263 00:24:01,186 --> 00:24:04,200 I don't know if I want you know everything I have done. 264 00:24:04,290 --> 00:24:06,101 Don't think you're so important. 265 00:24:06,191 --> 00:24:08,771 We are not interested in your primitive emotions. 266 00:24:08,861 --> 00:24:10,439 We are scientists. 267 00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:14,543 Yes, and I can only say that You have very attractive equipment. 268 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:16,499 You will be the first. 269 00:24:20,005 --> 00:24:23,873 In a few minutes we will see what you have stored in your brain. 270 00:24:27,646 --> 00:24:31,082 - How strange, it's blank. - I could have told you that. 271 00:24:36,422 --> 00:24:39,881 There seems to be a fault mechanics Dr. Puna, try yours. 272 00:24:41,527 --> 00:24:42,872 SENIOR FLIGHT LEADER PHILBRICK 273 00:24:42,962 --> 00:24:45,124 OF THE PATROL COMMANDER CONNORS SPACE 274 00:25:16,261 --> 00:25:20,129 Interesting. It is completely illogical and childish. 275 00:25:23,736 --> 00:25:25,135 Look at me. 276 00:25:27,473 --> 00:25:31,467 Tell me exactly what you're thinking Look good. 277 00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:42,313 Hey, what were you thinking? 278 00:25:42,488 --> 00:25:45,947 Dr. Puna, remember our mission and who we are. 279 00:25:46,458 --> 00:25:48,517 And what is your mission? 280 00:25:48,827 --> 00:25:52,207 We are on your planet as a team of scientific research. 281 00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:56,412 We've been here for 10 of your years, but our work is almost finished. 282 00:25:56,502 --> 00:26:00,049 We would already be gone, but our ship is seriously damaged when landing... 283 00:26:00,139 --> 00:26:02,870 and we had to make many repairs. 284 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:05,721 Hey baby, really You are not from this world. 285 00:26:05,811 --> 00:26:07,723 Our planet is small... 286 00:26:07,813 --> 00:26:12,148 and overpopulation forced us to seek a new world for our people. 287 00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:17,182 Our duty is to find one and discover if it can be conquered and by what means. 288 00:26:18,123 --> 00:26:20,970 You would be surprised to know how simple it will be. 289 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:24,519 I wouldn't mind being conquered by someone like you. 290 00:26:25,197 --> 00:26:27,810 But tell me, how is it that you guys are so attractive... 291 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:31,598 and his friends so handsome, or are they not human? 292 00:26:32,271 --> 00:26:34,365 We will show them. Come. 293 00:26:40,746 --> 00:26:43,613 Take your hands off me together carrots on top. 294 00:26:45,851 --> 00:26:48,130 Hey, Philbrick, are you okay? 295 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:51,033 - Yes, but you know what, Penn? - No, what? 296 00:26:51,123 --> 00:26:53,956 It is the first time that a salad throws at me. 297 00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:55,042 You see, in our world we have a three-phase society. 298 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,067 The men are warriors, women are technicians... 299 00:27:58,157 --> 00:28:00,135 and the vegemen are slaves. 300 00:28:00,225 --> 00:28:03,105 Do you mean that these men are nothing more than plants... 301 00:28:03,195 --> 00:28:05,908 and do they grow them in these pots? 302 00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:08,277 And all these plants Are they nothing more than men? 303 00:28:08,367 --> 00:28:11,213 His physical appearance It is masculine, why? 304 00:28:11,303 --> 00:28:15,184 I thought they might have one that another peach hanging from a branch. 305 00:28:15,274 --> 00:28:16,752 It would be fantastic. 306 00:28:16,842 --> 00:28:20,589 �They do not have a seed catalog for girls, babes, you know, dolls? 307 00:28:20,679 --> 00:28:23,876 - Do they only think about women? - Not always. 308 00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:27,677 - Good. In what else? - Girls. 309 00:28:28,053 --> 00:28:30,466 We brought the earth of our planet. 310 00:28:30,556 --> 00:28:34,603 The vegemen grew wildly and If we hadn't killed their leaders... 311 00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:39,153 and restricted its growth to our pastures They would have destroyed our culture. 312 00:28:40,032 --> 00:28:43,764 With all this land we could set up our own nursery. 313 00:28:43,936 --> 00:28:47,133 They do all the work menial, hard work. 314 00:28:48,974 --> 00:28:52,588 These guys are just like us. They are nothing more than raw recruits. 315 00:28:52,678 --> 00:28:55,943 When they are ripe We take them out of the ground. 316 00:28:56,114 --> 00:28:59,661 They are almost indestructible but Its useful life is very short. 317 00:28:59,751 --> 00:29:02,464 - Can you talk? - No. They are telepathic... 318 00:29:02,554 --> 00:29:06,013 so we give them orders with the thought or words. 319 00:29:07,526 --> 00:29:10,587 Come, we have something more than showing them. 320 00:29:13,332 --> 00:29:16,791 Relax, friends. We're back. 321 00:29:30,582 --> 00:29:32,414 That's our starship. 322 00:29:35,888 --> 00:29:38,467 We're not really going to conquer your world. 323 00:29:38,557 --> 00:29:41,136 We're just going to save him from himself. 324 00:29:41,226 --> 00:29:43,005 At this rate, your world... 325 00:29:43,095 --> 00:29:46,725 will self-destruct in about 200 or 300 more years. 326 00:29:49,301 --> 00:29:53,048 It would be a waste to leave that a young planet is destroyed... 327 00:29:53,138 --> 00:29:56,904 just because its natives are very stupid to work together. 328 00:30:00,012 --> 00:30:02,606 Look. We don't see it that way. 329 00:30:04,449 --> 00:30:08,181 And that part of being slaves Yours is useless, for nothing. 330 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:11,590 Because, above all, we are army slaves now. 331 00:30:12,791 --> 00:30:16,171 And the part about saving the world, it doesn't work either... 332 00:30:16,261 --> 00:30:20,755 because we don't believe those nonsense. And another thing, something very important... 333 00:30:21,099 --> 00:30:23,011 If we ever run away from you... 334 00:30:23,101 --> 00:30:26,867 you will discover how strong we are actually. 335 00:30:29,942 --> 00:30:32,421 - Are you okay? - Yes. 336 00:30:32,511 --> 00:30:36,345 I think it would be better if we We show them how strong we are. 337 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:59,064 If those bums are so strong, why What do they accept orders from you? 338 00:30:59,304 --> 00:31:02,365 If I were so strong, I would leave here. 339 00:31:02,874 --> 00:31:04,239 This is the reason. 340 00:31:19,891 --> 00:31:23,953 I guess I don't have to tell you that what this lightning bolt would do to a human body. 341 00:31:24,629 --> 00:31:28,810 I must return our last preparations for the journey back to our world. 342 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:33,235 In case they are happen to get lost again... 343 00:31:33,338 --> 00:31:35,966 I will leave Dr. Puna taking care of them. 344 00:31:43,015 --> 00:31:44,927 Do you have to point that gun at us? 345 00:31:45,017 --> 00:31:47,930 Somehow they escaped of our force field. 346 00:31:48,020 --> 00:31:50,648 I'm not going to take any more risks. 347 00:31:51,156 --> 00:31:53,523 I would like to take a risk with you. 348 00:31:53,892 --> 00:31:56,020 - What are you talking about? - Hello, operator. 349 00:31:56,895 --> 00:31:59,694 If you don't know, baby you are a real square. 350 00:31:59,965 --> 00:32:00,976 ��Square�? 351 00:32:01,066 --> 00:32:04,479 How lucky I am to know one girl like that when she has a gun. 352 00:32:04,569 --> 00:32:09,336 Shut up. I want think and you bother me. 353 00:32:10,609 --> 00:32:12,821 Well, does it bother you if Do we talk to each other? 354 00:32:12,911 --> 00:32:15,778 No, but I wouldn't think about running away. 355 00:32:16,515 --> 00:32:18,415 I'm looking at them. 356 00:32:20,519 --> 00:32:21,645 Likewise. 357 00:32:26,291 --> 00:32:28,170 What are we talking about, time? 358 00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:30,439 Of the time it will take us to escape. 359 00:32:30,529 --> 00:32:33,342 I don't want to end up like guinea pig on another planet. 360 00:32:33,432 --> 00:32:34,910 I have an idea. 361 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,732 I'll sneak around behind and when I have her distracted, you grab her. 362 00:32:39,404 --> 00:32:41,771 "Grab what?" It measures 2 meters. 363 00:32:42,607 --> 00:32:46,339 Get on a chair. After the You grab it and I keep the gun. 364 00:32:46,978 --> 00:32:50,525 - Yes, aimed at the head. - You're right. The idea doesn't work. 365 00:32:50,615 --> 00:32:53,862 The army cannot lose men like me. The idea doesn't work. 366 00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:54,963 Yes, it works. 367 00:32:55,053 --> 00:32:57,299 - Why? - Because it's the only one we have. 368 00:32:57,389 --> 00:33:00,984 Now go with her and act like Sinatra. You might like it. 369 00:33:01,126 --> 00:33:04,673 - Sinatra? I don't know how to sing. - Not that Sinatra. Irving Sinatra. 370 00:33:04,763 --> 00:33:06,942 He is a very butcher handsome from my neighborhood. 371 00:33:07,032 --> 00:33:10,078 - Be serious, Penn. - I'm serious. I'll tell you something. 372 00:33:10,168 --> 00:33:13,866 Go with her and imitate a French actor. You might like it. 373 00:33:14,005 --> 00:33:15,666 Forward. Good luck. 374 00:33:20,979 --> 00:33:24,938 Don't point that gun at me. No I can talk to her face. 375 00:33:25,350 --> 00:33:26,442 It's okay. 376 00:33:27,319 --> 00:33:29,447 Now what do you want to tell me? 377 00:33:34,025 --> 00:33:37,120 let me take you away of all this, ch�rie. 378 00:33:37,596 --> 00:33:41,123 You are confused. us We are taking you. 379 00:33:42,234 --> 00:33:44,635 But what are you trying to tell me? 380 00:33:45,103 --> 00:33:48,698 I try to say that I like you. 381 00:33:48,974 --> 00:33:51,739 You kill me, you are very pretty. 382 00:33:52,744 --> 00:33:54,990 Haven't you heard of love? 383 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,981 Only through the minds of the earthlings. 384 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:02,050 It baffles me that they dedicate so much time to think about that. 385 00:34:02,854 --> 00:34:05,100 We do more than think about it. 386 00:34:05,190 --> 00:34:07,659 What exactly is love? 387 00:34:12,264 --> 00:34:15,577 A very movement stupid of you. Not very smart. 388 00:34:15,667 --> 00:34:17,512 I wasn't trying anything, really. 389 00:34:17,602 --> 00:34:20,663 He was trying to help me show you what love is. 390 00:34:20,805 --> 00:34:22,273 Is that love? 391 00:34:22,574 --> 00:34:26,204 A part. He was trying to hug you. 392 00:34:27,145 --> 00:34:29,671 Embrace. Show me. 393 00:34:34,819 --> 00:34:37,720 - Is that hugging? - Something like that. 394 00:34:38,356 --> 00:34:40,484 You say it's something like that? 395 00:34:42,027 --> 00:34:44,758 Help! Put me down! I You will break your back. 396 00:34:47,699 --> 00:34:50,100 Wow, what a good fighter you would be. 397 00:34:50,669 --> 00:34:54,816 If hugging is part of love, So it's painful, right? 398 00:34:54,906 --> 00:34:58,570 No, it shouldn't be. love can be very nice. 399 00:34:59,077 --> 00:35:03,605 - It's what a boy feels for a girl. - Feel? 400 00:35:03,748 --> 00:35:08,413 I don't want to get into that. It's when a boy likes a girl. 401 00:35:08,587 --> 00:35:13,149 He wants to be close to her all the time. time, I want to be with her, I want to kiss her. 402 00:35:13,258 --> 00:35:15,249 - Kiss? - That's love. 403 00:35:16,728 --> 00:35:17,957 Show me. 404 00:35:18,763 --> 00:35:20,595 You could break my lips. 405 00:35:23,001 --> 00:35:23,991 Oh no. 406 00:35:24,803 --> 00:35:28,433 Okay, but the boys from the barracks they will never believe me. 407 00:35:29,241 --> 00:35:31,869 First you purse your lips. Like this. 408 00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:34,342 And then I... 409 00:35:35,247 --> 00:35:37,113 I better find a chair. 410 00:35:50,695 --> 00:35:52,163 I'm waiting. 411 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,427 You asked for it. 412 00:36:02,841 --> 00:36:04,673 What's going on here? 413 00:36:05,477 --> 00:36:07,673 Come on, Philbrick, that's enough. 414 00:36:08,146 --> 00:36:10,171 Come on, you embarrass me. 415 00:36:12,651 --> 00:36:15,211 Man, you have a secret weapon. 416 00:36:15,453 --> 00:36:18,133 Your lips will be classified as maximum security. 417 00:36:18,223 --> 00:36:21,158 Come on. I think you You blew a couple of fuses. 418 00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:25,106 React. It is our opportunity to Escape before he comes to. 419 00:36:25,196 --> 00:36:28,376 - What happened? - You tell me, killer. It doesn't move. 420 00:36:28,466 --> 00:36:31,299 Yes, who tied us? 421 00:36:31,636 --> 00:36:33,104 Are you okay? 422 00:36:33,371 --> 00:36:35,863 Yes, let's go. 423 00:36:40,345 --> 00:36:43,906 Come, let's go. It's ours opportunity to escape. 424 00:37:06,971 --> 00:37:08,783 Yes, we are lost again. 425 00:37:08,873 --> 00:37:11,119 You know what I'll do if Do I ever get out of here? 426 00:37:11,209 --> 00:37:14,222 It's probably ridiculous, but tell me. What will you do? 427 00:37:14,312 --> 00:37:17,158 I will try to run a marathon in the Olympics. 428 00:37:17,248 --> 00:37:18,716 That's what I thought. 429 00:37:22,120 --> 00:37:25,834 There is a big current in this cave stupid I can't light my cigarette. 430 00:37:25,924 --> 00:37:28,450 - Here, try this. - Thank you. 431 00:37:31,763 --> 00:37:33,390 What did you say? 432 00:37:33,631 --> 00:37:36,044 I didn't say anything, seriously. I just said thank you. 433 00:37:36,134 --> 00:37:37,512 No, before that. 434 00:37:37,602 --> 00:37:40,248 that there is a great current in this cave. I can't... 435 00:37:40,338 --> 00:37:42,317 That's it. If there is a current... 436 00:37:42,407 --> 00:37:45,353 it must come from somewhere part and go somewhere. 437 00:37:45,443 --> 00:37:49,190 And not only that, it must come from outside and go outwards. 438 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:50,748 Give me that. 439 00:37:53,685 --> 00:37:54,796 Look at this. 440 00:37:54,886 --> 00:37:57,565 Now we have to continue He calls her and that's it. 441 00:37:57,655 --> 00:37:59,267 It's better than a compass. 442 00:37:59,357 --> 00:38:00,902 I bet you don't even... 443 00:38:00,992 --> 00:38:03,238 the space commander Connors thought about that. 444 00:38:03,328 --> 00:38:06,389 Imagine, using a lighter as compass. 445 00:38:07,265 --> 00:38:11,168 We should patent that idea. Come on, genius. 446 00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:34,229 We did it! 447 00:39:34,319 --> 00:39:37,289 We did it! What did we do? 448 00:39:37,956 --> 00:39:41,102 We managed to get out of the cave, stupid But come, let's go. 449 00:39:41,192 --> 00:39:44,253 I don't want to be here when find out we're gone. 450 00:40:11,356 --> 00:40:12,687 - Look. - What? 451 00:40:12,857 --> 00:40:13,949 Over there. 452 00:40:20,331 --> 00:40:21,943 I hope they haven't seen us. 453 00:40:22,033 --> 00:40:25,847 I don't know if they have seen us or No, but they are coming here. 454 00:40:25,937 --> 00:40:27,515 What are we going to do? 455 00:40:27,605 --> 00:40:31,132 I have an idea. I once saw a trick in a cowboy movie. 456 00:40:31,509 --> 00:40:34,389 We'll stack those rocks up and when they start to rise... 457 00:40:34,479 --> 00:40:36,675 We'll roll them over those bugs. 458 00:40:46,658 --> 00:40:48,456 Okay, let's start pushing. 459 00:41:44,148 --> 00:41:48,129 Did you see that? The rocks bounce. 460 00:41:48,219 --> 00:41:50,551 You are crazy. It's impossible. 461 00:41:52,857 --> 00:41:55,303 It seems that the trick didn't work. 462 00:41:55,393 --> 00:41:57,906 Yes, in that case, just there is one thing to do. 463 00:41:57,996 --> 00:41:59,157 TRUE. 464 00:42:25,590 --> 00:42:27,422 Hurry, Philbrick. 465 00:42:52,283 --> 00:42:55,296 - Come on. Let's run. - Come here. What's the point of running? 466 00:42:55,386 --> 00:42:58,900 We will only get tired and In the long run they will catch up with us. 467 00:42:58,990 --> 00:43:01,135 - What do we do? - We will fight with them. 468 00:43:01,225 --> 00:43:04,388 - We will fight with them. - Will we fight with them? 469 00:43:05,830 --> 00:43:08,209 That's right. we will stay here and we will fight. 470 00:43:08,299 --> 00:43:10,745 We can't do that. They are too big and strong. 471 00:43:10,835 --> 00:43:12,580 Then we will be more cunning than them. 472 00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:15,383 It's true. They can be more bigger and stronger... 473 00:43:15,473 --> 00:43:17,585 but they think and move slowly. 474 00:43:17,675 --> 00:43:20,888 We will use our size and our minds in our favor. See? 475 00:43:20,978 --> 00:43:23,691 and our speed too. What do you think about that? 476 00:43:23,781 --> 00:43:25,226 I won't leave you here. 477 00:43:25,316 --> 00:43:29,184 We have more possibilities there, in that clearing. Come, let's go! 478 00:43:46,471 --> 00:43:48,683 Now do you understand what we will do? 479 00:43:48,773 --> 00:43:50,138 I think so. 480 00:43:50,775 --> 00:43:52,869 I hope so. Here they come! 481 00:43:55,747 --> 00:43:59,809 - �Potato nose, come on! - Tomato head! Hey, daddy nose! 482 00:44:56,274 --> 00:44:59,710 Put me down, please. Hey, come on. Put me down, will you? 483 00:45:00,578 --> 00:45:02,171 Stop, will you? 484 00:45:03,347 --> 00:45:05,611 No! Please, no! 485 00:46:06,544 --> 00:46:08,790 Please no, Mr. Vegeman. Leave me alone, okay? 486 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,713 I'll do what I want. It I will water every day. 487 00:46:11,816 --> 00:46:15,684 I will remove the weeds, but please leave me alone. 488 00:46:16,888 --> 00:46:19,600 - It's you! - Penn, are you okay? 489 00:46:19,690 --> 00:46:22,703 I'm fine, but wait a minute any more and they would have massacred us. 490 00:46:22,793 --> 00:46:24,972 I don't know. I was just warming up. 491 00:46:25,062 --> 00:46:27,875 Listen, do you know why did vegemen stop following us? 492 00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:31,312 The space girls They ordered with telepathy that they return. 493 00:46:31,402 --> 00:46:34,182 - Do you know what it means? - Yes, we can continue breathing. 494 00:46:34,272 --> 00:46:35,716 No, fool. 495 00:46:35,806 --> 00:46:38,853 Your rocket is ready to take off and we must stop them. 496 00:46:38,943 --> 00:46:41,756 Good idea. You go to stop them and I will notify the colonel. 497 00:46:41,846 --> 00:46:44,158 Are you crazy? Do you know what I would do? 498 00:46:44,248 --> 00:46:46,727 He would take us for drunks and he would throw us in the dungeon. 499 00:46:46,817 --> 00:46:50,014 Not the colonel. he is ready. You will know what to do. 500 00:46:50,354 --> 00:46:52,550 Put them in the dungeon! 501 00:46:52,757 --> 00:46:54,035 But, Colonel! 502 00:46:54,125 --> 00:46:58,460 �Vegetable men, women space, nonsense! Who do they take me for? 503 00:46:58,696 --> 00:47:02,043 Don't answer. And where is it? the rest of my men? 504 00:47:02,133 --> 00:47:05,179 In the cave. The girls spacers turned them into zombies. 505 00:47:05,269 --> 00:47:09,584 I already heard it all. Wait until I put Hands on that Sergeant Glory! 506 00:47:09,674 --> 00:47:12,053 Where did they get that one from? What were they taking? 507 00:47:12,143 --> 00:47:14,488 We could use it in the officers club. 508 00:47:14,578 --> 00:47:16,757 She's too good for recruits. 509 00:47:16,847 --> 00:47:21,250 - I could punish them right now. - But we're not drunk. I swear, sir. 510 00:47:21,352 --> 00:47:24,665 The army has to stop that spaceship before it takes off. 511 00:47:24,755 --> 00:47:26,100 Not my army. 512 00:47:26,190 --> 00:47:29,136 And if you weren't a soldier, Philbrick, I would hit him. 513 00:47:29,226 --> 00:47:32,526 The army obeys a logic and an officer follows rules. 514 00:47:33,664 --> 00:47:37,445 There's no way you could convince me that this fantastic tale is true. 515 00:47:37,535 --> 00:47:39,113 It's true, sir. 516 00:47:39,203 --> 00:47:43,401 I swear on my ring Space Commander Connors' secret. 517 00:47:43,708 --> 00:47:44,752 For your what? 518 00:47:44,842 --> 00:47:47,812 For my secret ring Space Commander Connors. 519 00:47:58,022 --> 00:48:01,890 That's all, guard. can go away I'll take care of this situation. 520 00:48:15,072 --> 00:48:16,562 Let me see your ring. 521 00:48:20,444 --> 00:48:21,656 -Alpha! -Saturn! 522 00:48:21,746 --> 00:48:22,757 'Rocket! - Lightning! 523 00:48:22,847 --> 00:48:23,991 - Discard! - Take off! 524 00:48:24,081 --> 00:48:26,277 Space buddies to the end! 525 00:48:27,084 --> 00:48:29,797 -What star squad are you in? - Centurion Six. 526 00:48:29,887 --> 00:48:33,267 - That's my squad! - I allows you to remind you of Section 3-4. 527 00:48:33,357 --> 00:48:37,055 From the secret manual for Space Commander Connors' astronauts? 528 00:48:38,696 --> 00:48:39,959 One minute. 529 00:48:47,905 --> 00:48:49,134 Here it is. 530 00:48:51,709 --> 00:48:53,302 Section 3-4. 531 00:48:55,279 --> 00:48:57,858 �If a partner squad, requires assistance... 532 00:48:57,948 --> 00:49:01,696 "from another of the same squadron, it is duty of this squad member... 533 00:49:01,786 --> 00:49:06,167 Provide all possible help to your brother officer until the emergency is resolved. 534 00:49:06,257 --> 00:49:09,904 Now I ask you, partner Star Squadron Centurion Six... 535 00:49:09,994 --> 00:49:13,474 your assistance in destroying that ship before it destroys the Earth. 536 00:49:13,564 --> 00:49:14,929 But Philbrick, I... 537 00:49:19,503 --> 00:49:22,234 No, not that. my file is perfect. 538 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:26,934 -What is your rank, Star Comrade? - I am a junior flight leader. 539 00:49:27,244 --> 00:49:30,270 And I'm a senior flight leader. 540 00:49:30,514 --> 00:49:33,575 So you will obey my orders. 541 00:49:35,019 --> 00:49:39,718 This is crazy. A delirium What are they talking about? 542 00:49:40,958 --> 00:49:42,203 Is he one of us? 543 00:49:42,293 --> 00:49:44,939 Just a volunteer. but Look, we're wasting time. 544 00:49:45,029 --> 00:49:47,274 Prepare to fly to the emergency zone. 545 00:49:47,364 --> 00:49:49,458 Yes, sir, Senior Flight Leader. 546 00:49:55,473 --> 00:49:58,408 Attention. On the march. 547 00:50:16,327 --> 00:50:18,921 Headquarters. Colonel Awol's office. 548 00:50:19,497 --> 00:50:22,797 No, General, the colonel just finished to leave with his space helmet. 549 00:50:26,403 --> 00:50:27,871 Space helmet? 550 00:50:32,376 --> 00:50:33,366 Back! 551 00:50:37,181 --> 00:50:40,661 "You don't think you're carrying this space commander a little far away? 552 00:50:40,751 --> 00:50:42,663 We're saving the world, right? 553 00:50:42,753 --> 00:50:45,866 Saving the world? You won't believe that when we return to that cave... 554 00:50:45,956 --> 00:50:48,936 that silly ring is going to work with space amazons? 555 00:50:49,026 --> 00:50:51,872 Silly ring! Traitor. �Lo I will denounce the space council! 556 00:50:51,962 --> 00:50:55,543 If they are spacemen, why do they act like infantry? 557 00:50:55,633 --> 00:50:58,679 Why can't they get a taxi? spacecraft, flying belts or something? 558 00:50:58,769 --> 00:51:02,516 - I have blisters on my blisters. - You are weak, that's all. 559 00:51:02,606 --> 00:51:04,618 Yes, weak-minded. 560 00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:07,588 Remember the creed of Space Commander Connors. 561 00:51:07,678 --> 00:51:11,292 �When things get ugly and It seems like it's going to get even uglier... 562 00:51:11,382 --> 00:51:14,862 It's time to show what we're about facts that make us rights... 563 00:51:14,952 --> 00:51:17,478 and show the world that we are rude. 564 00:51:19,523 --> 00:51:22,652 �All of that comes in the lid of the box? 565 00:51:23,227 --> 00:51:25,673 Look, do you see what I see? 566 00:51:25,763 --> 00:51:28,175 They are sending to the cavalry to the rescue. 567 00:51:28,265 --> 00:51:29,844 They are obviously Indians. 568 00:51:29,934 --> 00:51:32,813 I already know, but maybe you can help. 569 00:51:32,903 --> 00:51:37,397 Hey, kimosabi. you, wait a minute. 570 00:51:38,709 --> 00:51:42,077 Hey, Sitting Bull, here. I want buy some blankets. 571 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,793 Let me speak. You� you can screw up. 572 00:51:45,883 --> 00:51:49,930 Our senior flight leader is not going to screw up in a military situation. 573 00:51:50,020 --> 00:51:52,066 For some reason I Annoyed, Sergeant... 574 00:51:52,156 --> 00:51:55,836 and I suggest you remember your volunteer rank and shut up. 575 00:51:55,926 --> 00:51:58,486 Well, I was just trying to help. 576 00:51:58,729 --> 00:52:00,274 Hey, look friends. 577 00:52:00,364 --> 00:52:02,877 We need you to come with us urgently. 578 00:52:02,967 --> 00:52:06,413 They have to come to help us to prevent the rocket from taking off. 579 00:52:06,503 --> 00:52:08,403 Do you understand me? 580 00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:13,302 Do you know what I'm saying? 581 00:52:13,811 --> 00:52:17,625 Without a doubt it is a tribe that does not know that the white man won the West. 582 00:52:17,715 --> 00:52:19,693 They think they beat us with Custer. 583 00:52:19,783 --> 00:52:22,616 Custer? He, Custer! 584 00:52:26,991 --> 00:52:29,970 - Wait a minute. - I'm not General Custer! 585 00:52:30,060 --> 00:52:33,894 Colonel, I wouldn't say that if it were You think it makes them angry. 586 00:52:34,765 --> 00:52:39,566 ; He, good kimosabi. him, good soldier. Him, not Custer! 587 00:52:48,646 --> 00:52:51,946 Space Commander Connors. 588 00:52:52,349 --> 00:52:55,095 Oh no, here we go again! 589 00:52:55,185 --> 00:52:57,085 We are space buddies! 590 00:53:24,281 --> 00:53:26,860 I am the flight leader junior Thomas Awol... 591 00:53:26,950 --> 00:53:30,397 and he is the senior flight leader Philbrick, our commander. 592 00:53:30,487 --> 00:53:34,168 And I order you to come to the cave with us to stop the ship... 593 00:53:34,258 --> 00:53:37,785 before it takes off and destroy the Earth again. 594 00:53:38,962 --> 00:53:41,090 I, General Flight Leader... 595 00:53:42,299 --> 00:53:43,698 five years 596 00:53:46,270 --> 00:53:47,982 They are all crazy. 597 00:53:48,072 --> 00:53:49,984 An Indian outranks us! 598 00:53:50,074 --> 00:53:51,385 And now what do we do? 599 00:53:51,475 --> 00:53:55,256 You don't have to worry because now He is in charge of this space circus. 600 00:53:55,346 --> 00:53:57,458 General, listen to me. 601 00:53:57,548 --> 00:54:00,483 There are monsters there, huge ones! 602 00:54:06,990 --> 00:54:09,703 - This is ridiculous. Let's get out of here. - No. 603 00:54:09,793 --> 00:54:12,940 Maybe I can convince them go to the cave with us. 604 00:54:13,030 --> 00:54:15,676 If I hadn't worked both in my military duties... 605 00:54:15,766 --> 00:54:19,280 I would have studied for my test space and a savage wouldn't surpass me. 606 00:54:19,370 --> 00:54:22,149 No, no, Colonel. Remember: When things get ugly... 607 00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:23,798 Shut up! 608 00:54:24,575 --> 00:54:27,340 We go and do a conference. 609 00:54:27,978 --> 00:54:30,572 Well, I don't think so. We have to. 610 00:54:40,457 --> 00:54:43,737 Hiawatha, we have to go back the cave before it's too late. 611 00:54:43,827 --> 00:54:47,127 So get on the horses and let's go. We will eat later. 612 00:54:49,466 --> 00:54:51,594 Hey, do you like it? 613 00:54:53,704 --> 00:54:57,140 Why don't we do this great thing? 614 00:54:57,841 --> 00:55:01,334 Like. Light peace pipe. 615 00:55:01,612 --> 00:55:03,944 Great, great warrior. 616 00:55:04,081 --> 00:55:07,594 Thank you, everyone anyway but we're leaving. 617 00:55:07,684 --> 00:55:08,947 Light. 618 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,612 Well, since they ask for it like that... 619 00:55:13,023 --> 00:55:15,924 I think it would be rude to reject it. 620 00:55:43,220 --> 00:55:46,367 Man, if that's a pipe peace, I would hate to go to war. 621 00:55:46,457 --> 00:55:50,337 Better let's go along with them a while and let's escape when we can. 622 00:55:50,427 --> 00:55:55,058 Good strategy, Senior Flight Leader, give me the signal when it is ready to fly. 623 00:56:06,844 --> 00:56:09,905 No, I never smoke. 624 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:34,568 Philbrick, come on. We must prevent those little space mice take off. 625 00:58:34,658 --> 00:58:38,652 Well, daddy, what you say I can beat them alone. 626 00:58:39,830 --> 00:58:43,944 Yes? Well, as I I'm sorry maybe you should do it. 627 00:58:44,034 --> 00:58:45,913 Let's find the colonel and fly. 628 00:58:46,003 --> 00:58:47,767 Great, man, let's go. 629 00:58:54,711 --> 00:58:57,180 We'll have to go without him. 630 00:58:58,081 --> 00:58:59,810 I'm ready, let's go. 631 00:58:59,983 --> 00:59:03,196 - There are only two of us. - But it is a single ship. 632 00:59:03,286 --> 00:59:05,866 Wait a minute. �Stop what are you carrying that bottle? 633 00:59:05,956 --> 00:59:07,034 For my cold. 634 00:59:07,124 --> 00:59:09,703 If you don't stop drinking, no You will be of no help. 635 00:59:09,793 --> 00:59:13,540 You can only help if I keep drinking. Let's go. 636 00:59:13,630 --> 00:59:16,463 - Come. - Okay, don't push. 637 00:59:42,426 --> 00:59:47,159 We could have gotten out of here, we should have be able to find the entrance. 638 00:59:47,497 --> 00:59:50,364 And you, stay close, I don't want to lose you. 639 00:59:51,234 --> 00:59:55,728 I will stay so close to you that no You will know where you end and where I begin. 640 01:00:12,322 --> 01:00:16,657 If we can get the ship off the ground without They, nor we, will be safe. 641 01:01:06,977 --> 01:01:08,968 Philbrick, there's no point. 642 01:01:10,147 --> 01:01:13,794 I guess we're toast. Never We will manage to get it off the ground. 643 01:01:13,884 --> 01:01:15,215 I surrender. 644 01:01:34,571 --> 01:01:37,836 You sat on the button that launched the rocket. 645 01:01:37,974 --> 01:01:39,853 You used your head, right? 646 01:01:39,943 --> 01:01:42,689 Of course yes. We save the world. 647 01:01:42,779 --> 01:01:44,269 We save the world. 648 01:01:58,295 --> 01:02:01,390 Do they realize what they have done? 649 01:02:02,199 --> 01:02:04,497 They spoiled all our work. 650 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:13,420 They launched our ship into an area fifth magnitude storm... 651 01:02:13,510 --> 01:02:16,389 from where it will be impossible to recover it. 652 01:02:16,479 --> 01:02:17,891 By not returning... 653 01:02:17,981 --> 01:02:22,384 our leaders will believe that the Earth does not could sustain our kind of life. 654 01:02:22,752 --> 01:02:26,086 This will cancel everything future invasion plan. 655 01:02:27,824 --> 01:02:32,773 You two completely ruined our plan to conquer the Earth. 656 01:02:32,863 --> 01:02:34,524 And believe me... 657 01:02:34,831 --> 01:02:38,165 They will pay for it! 658 01:02:38,535 --> 01:02:40,765 You can't talk like that. 659 01:02:41,805 --> 01:02:44,084 We are in the army. We don't make much money. 660 01:02:44,174 --> 01:02:47,721 - We don't even have rank. - Don't interrupt, little rodent. 661 01:02:47,811 --> 01:02:51,591 It is inconceivable that all of our work and our plans... 662 01:02:51,681 --> 01:02:55,743 have been reduced to nothing by two deficient people like you. 663 01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:58,799 But they are still our prisoners. 664 01:02:58,889 --> 01:03:03,292 Is there something you want to say? before I disintegrate them into atoms? 665 01:03:03,727 --> 01:03:07,274 Yes, when our company does not Report to base tomorrow... 666 01:03:07,364 --> 01:03:09,628 They will send a regiment to investigate. 667 01:03:09,733 --> 01:03:11,497 Enough talking. 668 01:03:11,768 --> 01:03:15,215 They have saved their world but They will no longer live in it. 669 01:03:15,305 --> 01:03:17,450 Are you ready to receive your prize? 670 01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:21,204 I wouldn't do that if I were you, Teacher. Take his weapon, my love. 671 01:03:21,578 --> 01:03:23,603 He means you, little rodent. 672 01:03:25,315 --> 01:03:27,340 This is betrayal, Dr. Puna. 673 01:03:27,617 --> 01:03:30,430 I order you to disintegrate to these two immediately. 674 01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:33,046 The war ended for us, Professor. 675 01:03:33,390 --> 01:03:37,337 I'd rather try to start a new life on this planet. 676 01:03:37,427 --> 01:03:40,140 If we stay here and captured, we will be punished. 677 01:03:40,230 --> 01:03:44,044 We are scientists sent to this world on an exploration mission. 678 01:03:44,134 --> 01:03:45,745 Now we can't leave... 679 01:03:45,835 --> 01:03:50,363 our only recourse is to appeal to the kindness of these two little gentlemen. 680 01:03:57,047 --> 01:03:59,072 You are right, Dr. Puna. 681 01:04:01,151 --> 01:04:04,451 I can't believe we ended up like this. 682 01:04:05,121 --> 01:04:07,112 Prisoners, helpless. 683 01:04:13,697 --> 01:04:15,256 We are at your mercy. 684 01:04:18,702 --> 01:04:22,161 Maybe it's not so bad to be earthling prisoners. 685 01:04:22,906 --> 01:04:25,102 We might even like it. 686 01:04:25,608 --> 01:04:26,837 Do we like it? 687 01:04:26,943 --> 01:04:30,724 If you accept, in the interest of science, understand me... 688 01:04:30,814 --> 01:04:32,959 kiss an earthling... 689 01:04:33,049 --> 01:04:36,178 I think our captivity You might find it bearable. 690 01:04:37,020 --> 01:04:38,920 Kiss? 691 01:04:40,290 --> 01:04:41,801 I will show you, my love. 692 01:04:41,891 --> 01:04:45,828 - You only kiss me or I will hug you well! - Yes, dear. 693 01:04:46,062 --> 01:04:48,895 Your friend can show you. 694 01:04:49,332 --> 01:04:53,633 Glad to serve you. Get ready for the download, baby. 695 01:05:06,016 --> 01:05:07,347 Philbrick. 696 01:05:08,485 --> 01:05:09,884 Yes, Penn. 697 01:05:10,286 --> 01:05:12,632 Between you and me, no Is love great? 698 01:05:12,722 --> 01:05:15,851 Between you and me, no Is love ridiculous? 699 01:05:16,226 --> 01:05:19,205 - Philbrick, I think I'm sick. - Why? 700 01:05:19,295 --> 01:05:21,474 Because I want to get married. 701 01:05:21,564 --> 01:05:23,032 What is getting married? 702 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:28,438 It's when a boy and a girl they come together. She only belongs to him. 703 01:05:28,938 --> 01:05:30,337 How slaves? 704 01:05:30,507 --> 01:05:33,067 Yes, like slaves. 705 01:05:33,510 --> 01:05:36,823 I think it would be a good idea Marry these girls, Penn. 706 01:05:36,913 --> 01:05:38,658 Do you know why? 'Why?' 707 01:05:38,748 --> 01:05:41,240 Because they can't go to their mothers' house. 708 01:06:49,285 --> 01:06:52,448 Gentlemen, this is a great day for Fort Nicholson. 709 01:06:53,156 --> 01:06:57,218 Two men of our company will be decorated... 710 01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:00,421 for services beyond of their obligations. 711 01:07:01,131 --> 01:07:05,898 When these men came into me office for the first time, I knew they had something. 712 01:07:06,569 --> 01:07:09,163 They left a lasting impression on me. 713 01:07:09,873 --> 01:07:13,673 I had enough faith in them to Send them on a special mission. 714 01:07:14,477 --> 01:07:18,539 And they came out successful in the typical military style. 715 01:07:19,482 --> 01:07:22,110 With great cunning and ingenuity... 716 01:07:22,452 --> 01:07:24,697 These two men fell apart... 717 01:07:24,787 --> 01:07:27,700 of a group of creatures vegetables from another world... 718 01:07:27,790 --> 01:07:32,138 that had landed on our planet and planned an eventual conquest... 719 01:07:32,228 --> 01:07:35,630 in this way they saved us from an interplanetary war. 720 01:07:39,936 --> 01:07:43,304 Now I would like introduce you to General Rank... 721 01:07:43,573 --> 01:07:46,634 who flew from Washington to make the presentation. 722 01:07:47,544 --> 01:07:48,534 General. 723 01:07:49,812 --> 01:07:53,339 Sergeants Philbrick and Penn, front and center. 724 01:07:56,819 --> 01:08:00,633 Sergeants Philbrick and Penn, It is a great honor to give you... 725 01:08:00,723 --> 01:08:03,937 the Medal of Honor of Army for your tenacious perseverance... 726 01:08:04,027 --> 01:08:08,089 and his selfless sense of duty against fantastic forces. 727 01:08:08,498 --> 01:08:11,331 The army needs more men like you two. 728 01:08:17,440 --> 01:08:19,807 - Good luck, gentlemen. - Thank you, sir. 729 01:08:24,814 --> 01:08:25,892 - AIfa. - Saturn. 730 01:08:25,982 --> 01:08:27,193 - Rocket. - Ray. 731 01:08:27,283 --> 01:08:28,561 - Discard. - Take off. 732 01:08:28,651 --> 01:08:30,813 Space buddies to the end! 733 01:08:41,531 --> 01:08:43,431 Companies withdraw! 734 01:09:21,037 --> 01:09:25,975 It's the end