1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,000 The film is a participant in the Cannes Classics program Cannes International Film Festival - 2023 2 00:00:06,050 --> 00:00:10,050 In 1976, Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse magazine 3 00:00:10,100 --> 00:00:13,100 and one of the richest men in America 4 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:17,450 financed the most expensive independent film in history 5 00:00:17,500 --> 00:00:22,708 Guccione promised that it would be a “new kind of cinema” - combination of sex and art 6 00:00:22,758 --> 00:00:27,000 creating a portrait of one of the the most controversial figures in history: 7 00:00:27,050 --> 00:00:29,617 CALIGULA. 8 00:00:29,667 --> 00:00:34,017 Directed by script famous writer Gore Vidal 9 00:00:34,067 --> 00:00:37,067 arthouse director Tinto Brass 10 00:00:37,117 --> 00:00:40,975 with worldwide participation famous British actors 11 00:00:41,025 --> 00:00:46,867 Caligula was one of the most anticipated films of the 1970s 12 00:00:46,917 --> 00:00:50,708 Film production faced a lot of problems. 13 00:00:50,758 --> 00:00:53,425 By the end of filming the budget has doubled 14 00:00:53,475 --> 00:00:57,392 The screenwriter filed a lawsuit against removing his name from the credits 15 00:00:57,442 --> 00:01:01,375 the director was suspended from filming against your will 16 00:01:01,425 --> 00:01:07,033 editor and composer removed their names from the credits. 17 00:01:07,083 --> 00:01:11,483 When "Caligula" was finally released in 1980 18 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:15,233 spectators and actors were surprised that the script 19 00:01:15,283 --> 00:01:17,792 was changed during editing 20 00:01:17,842 --> 00:01:21,992 and that pornographic footage, shot by Guccione 21 00:01:22,042 --> 00:01:28,325 were mixed with original material 22 00:01:28,375 --> 00:01:34,375 Critics called "Caligula" "Sick, useless garbage" and "moral holocaust." 23 00:01:34,425 --> 00:01:36,700 The police seized copies of the film. 24 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:39,033 People picketed in front of cinemas. 25 00:01:39,083 --> 00:01:41,742 Lawsuits have been filed for obscenity. 26 00:01:41,792 --> 00:01:43,783 Despite this, he became 27 00:01:43,833 --> 00:01:48,792 one of the most profitable films 1980s at international box office 28 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:53,950 and enjoys notoriety to this day. 29 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,600 Because original materials 30 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,350 were considered destroyed for a long time 31 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,800 mythical "original version" of "Caligula" 32 00:02:02,850 --> 00:02:10,367 has been the subject of legends throughout more than four decades. 33 00:02:10,417 --> 00:02:12,442 The film you are about to see 34 00:02:12,492 --> 00:02:15,025 was reconstructed from over 90 clocks 35 00:02:15,075 --> 00:02:18,675 newly discovered original footage 36 00:02:18,725 --> 00:02:20,492 and restored sound. 37 00:02:20,542 --> 00:02:23,617 This unprecedented full version, which includes previously unseen footage. 38 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:25,992 We present to you "Caligula" for the first time 39 00:02:26,042 --> 00:02:30,504 in the form in which it was presented in Rome in 1976 40 00:02:34,750 --> 00:02:35,908 {\an1}Antioch, 19 41 00:02:35,958 --> 00:02:38,408 {\an1}Famous Roman war hero Germanicus, 42 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:42,325 {\an1}grandson of Mark Antony died at mysterious circumstances. 43 00:02:42,375 --> 00:02:44,033 {\an1}His seven-year-old son, Guy, 44 00:02:44,083 --> 00:02:47,908 {\an1}we love you like our own army father, and citizens of Rome. 45 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:51,325 {\an1}The boy received a nickname because of the small military boots, 46 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:55,158 {\an1}"kalig" which he wore when accompanied his father on military campaigns. 47 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,533 {\an1}"Slipper". 48 00:02:56,583 --> 00:02:59,408 {\an1}Caligula. 49 00:02:59,458 --> 00:03:00,825 {\an1}Black magic. I. 50 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:03,908 {\an1}Many sources speculate about the causes of death of Germanicus. 51 00:03:03,958 --> 00:03:06,533 {\an1}But rumors say popularity of Germanicus 52 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:10,658 {\an1}and the ambitions of his adoptive father... Emperor Tiberius. 53 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:16,617 {\an1}Germanicus's wife and children died during similar circumstances, one after another, 54 00:03:16,667 --> 00:03:21,792 {\an1}until only Caligula and his sister Drusilla. 55 00:03:33,958 --> 00:03:40,667 Rome, 37 AD 56 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:15,750 CALIGULA 57 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:35,750 Germanicus is dead. 58 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:48,700 Long live the great-grandfather of Germanicus. 59 00:04:48,750 --> 00:04:51,992 Long live Julius Caesar. 60 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:55,158 Now - God. 61 00:04:55,208 --> 00:04:59,908 Long live Grandfather Germanicus. 62 00:04:59,958 --> 00:05:03,075 Augustus Caesar. 63 00:05:03,125 --> 00:05:05,992 Now - God. 64 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:10,033 Behold the ashes of Germanicus! 65 00:05:10,083 --> 00:05:10,867 Killed! 66 00:05:10,917 --> 00:05:13,617 So cruelly taken from us. 67 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:15,325 The greatest of the Romans. 68 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:20,033 Long live Father Germanicus. 69 00:05:20,083 --> 00:05:23,200 Long live Tiberius Caesar! 70 00:05:23,250 --> 00:05:24,950 Who killed Germanicus? 71 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:28,117 Emperor of Rome! 72 00:05:28,167 --> 00:05:30,833 Tiberius! 73 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:37,450 He wants to kill me! 74 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:41,042 You're safe. You are with me. 75 00:05:42,292 --> 00:05:44,533 He will kill us. 76 00:05:44,583 --> 00:05:50,500 Just like he killed our father, our mother and our brothers. 77 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:57,908 I don't want to die. 78 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,283 You won't die. 79 00:05:59,333 --> 00:06:00,742 You are his heir. 80 00:06:00,792 --> 00:06:02,792 There is no one but you. 81 00:06:03,792 --> 00:06:06,033 Yes. 82 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,992 There is also Gemellius 83 00:06:09,042 --> 00:06:11,908 and Claudius. 84 00:06:11,958 --> 00:06:14,117 Gemellius is too young. 85 00:06:14,167 --> 00:06:16,033 Claudius is an idiot. 86 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:17,825 And Tiberius is old. 87 00:06:17,875 --> 00:06:21,375 You will become an emperor. Soon. 88 00:06:27,167 --> 00:06:30,033 And you will be my queen. 89 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:33,658 You can't marry your sister. 90 00:06:33,708 --> 00:06:35,075 This is possible in Egypt. 91 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,825 But we are in Rome. 92 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:39,792 And besides, you're engaged. 93 00:06:51,292 --> 00:06:53,292 Yes, I know... 94 00:06:54,458 --> 00:06:56,283 With Enya. 95 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:58,033 Remember 96 00:06:58,083 --> 00:07:02,208 Macro - commander Praetorian Guard. 97 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,750 It's just a bird. 98 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:38,825 And how is it with your husband? 99 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,450 What how? 100 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:44,408 He's so fat. 101 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,783 Disgusting. 102 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,033 But no. 103 00:07:48,083 --> 00:07:49,867 He's just big. 104 00:07:49,917 --> 00:07:52,617 And a small one in another place. 105 00:07:52,667 --> 00:07:53,908 How do you know? 106 00:07:53,958 --> 00:07:56,367 I saw him in the baths. 107 00:07:56,417 --> 00:08:00,575 Poor Drusilla. 108 00:08:00,625 --> 00:08:02,625 You are evil. 109 00:08:08,583 --> 00:08:10,658 Password? 110 00:08:10,708 --> 00:08:12,708 Justice. 111 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:38,958 Prince. 112 00:08:42,333 --> 00:08:45,000 I'm sorry, prince. 113 00:08:47,208 --> 00:08:51,117 Am I disturbing you? 114 00:08:51,167 --> 00:08:53,492 Only to my dreams. 115 00:08:53,542 --> 00:08:56,125 Good dreams? 116 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,950 News from Capri? 117 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,825 The Emperor orders you come to him. 118 00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:12,458 We set sail at dawn. 119 00:09:13,875 --> 00:09:15,617 - What does he need? 120 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:17,450 He probably wants to say goodbye. 121 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,617 After all, he is 77 years old. 122 00:09:19,667 --> 00:09:22,417 May he live forever! 123 00:09:25,583 --> 00:09:26,992 How's Enya? 124 00:09:27,042 --> 00:09:29,533 In love. 125 00:09:29,583 --> 00:09:33,375 To hell, as the poet says. 126 00:09:38,458 --> 00:09:42,996 My wife lives with hope to meet you in Capri, prince. 127 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,958 Wait outside. 128 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:12,117 What does all this mean? 129 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:14,117 Be careful. 130 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,792 Pray to Isis for me. 131 00:10:44,875 --> 00:10:48,117 Nerve, my friend. 132 00:10:48,167 --> 00:10:52,117 10 years is too long for the Emperor, to hide from everyone. 133 00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:56,658 I would feel happier if he returned to Rome. 134 00:10:56,708 --> 00:10:59,533 Tell me, what is the emperor like now? 135 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,867 Old like me. 136 00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:05,283 What's his mood? 137 00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:07,033 Like the weather. 138 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,617 The weather is good today. 139 00:11:10,667 --> 00:11:12,667 Changeable. 140 00:11:14,333 --> 00:11:16,742 I know that over the past month... 141 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:22,283 seven of my fellow senators sentenced to death for treason. 142 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:25,908 More precisely, 9. 143 00:11:25,958 --> 00:11:28,367 Five of them cheated. 144 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,908 They committed suicide. 145 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:34,242 It wasn't fair. 146 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:37,617 Do you agree, Nerva? 147 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:40,375 They were good people. 148 00:11:41,792 --> 00:11:43,242 If they were good people 149 00:11:43,292 --> 00:11:47,117 why then is their favorite did the emperor find them guilty? 150 00:11:47,167 --> 00:11:50,583 You have the gift of logic thinking, prince. 151 00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:39,033 Caligula! 152 00:12:39,083 --> 00:12:41,667 Great Caesar! 153 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,200 Beloved grandfather. 154 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,333 Dance for me, boy! 155 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:55,492 Dance? 156 00:12:55,542 --> 00:12:56,700 Yes. 157 00:12:56,750 --> 00:13:01,708 That amazing dance for which you were so loved in the army. 158 00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:08,583 Come on, Shoe. 159 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,950 I have already forgotten him, sir. 160 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,867 Dance. 161 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:23,283 Amuse me. 162 00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,333 Dance! 163 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:42,333 So, come to me! All to me! 164 00:14:28,833 --> 00:14:31,542 All! Enough!.. 165 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:53,700 Do you love me? 166 00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:56,075 Yes, Caesar. 167 00:14:56,125 --> 00:15:00,283 Why did you talk about me terrible things in Rome? 168 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,325 But I didn't say, Caesar. Never... 169 00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:06,992 I heard you pray for my death. 170 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:11,450 Not true, Caesar. I swear no. 171 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:13,117 Isn't it? 172 00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:16,283 - In public? - Never, lord. 173 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:18,825 Remember this... 174 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:22,083 I'm leaving you alive... 175 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,292 ...Bye. 176 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:33,617 My little fishes love me. 177 00:15:33,667 --> 00:15:36,667 Innocent, as you can see... 178 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:39,867 I cherish their innocence. 179 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:45,148 That's all I can do for them in this dirty world. Get out! 180 00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:58,158 Nerva is angry with us. 181 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,700 Nerva, my friend! 182 00:16:00,750 --> 00:16:03,825 Help me, Nerva, turn... 183 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:07,450 ... this young one barbarian in Caesar's Rome. 184 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,575 There were 3 Caesars in Rome: 185 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,825 Julius, Augustus and you. 186 00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:16,492 How do you want it to be? 187 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,367 The very best. 188 00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:22,000 This is what your father could have been, August. 189 00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:28,917 Do you see me, Caligula? They insult you right to your face. 190 00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,367 Nerve, my friend... 191 00:16:33,417 --> 00:16:35,117 When I die... 192 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:38,500 Beware of Macro. 193 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,867 I know. He hates me. 194 00:16:42,917 --> 00:16:45,075 Because you are kind. 195 00:16:45,125 --> 00:16:47,742 Because you are wise. 196 00:16:47,792 --> 00:16:49,242 And therefore, 197 00:16:49,292 --> 00:16:51,908 when I'm gone, 198 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,958 Beware of Macro. 199 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,417 I took action precautions, Caesar. 200 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:03,450 May heaven protect Rome!.. 201 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,500 When I die. 202 00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:09,167 I'm old. 203 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:13,658 Sir, you will live forever. 204 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:16,742 My whole family is already dead 205 00:17:16,792 --> 00:17:19,542 except you and me, 206 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,908 And this child, Gemellia. And even your uncle Claudius. 207 00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,825 The rest are struck down by the blows of fate. 208 00:17:27,875 --> 00:17:32,700 Conduction rules us A shoe, not a god at all. 209 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,158 You are God, Caesar. 210 00:17:35,208 --> 00:17:37,833 No, I'm not god! 211 00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,742 And I won’t even after death. 212 00:17:41,792 --> 00:17:44,450 Julius Caesar and Augustus Caesar... 213 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:45,867 They are gods. 214 00:17:45,917 --> 00:17:49,492 So says the Senate and the people believe in it. 215 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:51,542 Such myths are very useful. 216 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,908 Shoe... 217 00:18:05,958 --> 00:18:07,958 look at yourself. 218 00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:20,167 I warmed the snake on Rome's chest. 219 00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,492 Guilt! 220 00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:04,283 What do you think Has this young man been drinking? 221 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,492 I think so, Caesar. 222 00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:08,325 I think so too. 223 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,375 -Macro! -Yes, lord? 224 00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:18,500 Give him more wine but don't spill a drop. 225 00:19:24,917 --> 00:19:27,325 Take the laces out of your shoes. 226 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:28,825 Alive! 227 00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:32,658 And what do they say about me in Rome? 228 00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,450 They miss you, sir. 229 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:36,867 They need you. 230 00:19:36,917 --> 00:19:41,325 I have dedicated my entire life to the Romans. 231 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,375 I fought for them! 232 00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:49,783 They're adorable, aren't they? 233 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:51,833 Yes, lord. 234 00:20:00,417 --> 00:20:04,125 Satyrs from Illyria! 235 00:20:05,167 --> 00:20:12,033 This nymph is from... where are you from? 236 00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,075 From Britain, my lord. 237 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,742 From Britain! 238 00:20:15,792 --> 00:20:18,500 Talking statues! 239 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:26,083 But they don't just talk. They do! 240 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:01,658 Do you prefer nymphs or satyrs? 241 00:21:01,708 --> 00:21:03,408 Both of them. 242 00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:04,700 Both are needed... 243 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,750 to maintain health. 244 00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:13,908 Rome is a republic, Caligula, and you and I are ordinary citizens. 245 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,583 Turn up the heat! 246 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,908 Serve the state, Caligula. 247 00:21:37,958 --> 00:21:41,075 Although his people are pitiful creatures. 248 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,033 But they love you, lord. 249 00:21:43,083 --> 00:21:47,617 No! They hate me. They're afraid of me... 250 00:21:47,667 --> 00:21:49,825 This is even better though. 251 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,708 I had no choice! 252 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:56,083 There was no choice. 253 00:21:57,583 --> 00:21:59,583 Was there no choice? 254 00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,083 I dreamed of a quiet life. 255 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:10,825 I didn't want to be at all emperor, but I had to. 256 00:22:10,875 --> 00:22:12,700 Did you have to? 257 00:22:12,750 --> 00:22:17,242 If someone else would Emperor, I would have been killed. 258 00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:19,292 As are you. 259 00:22:32,667 --> 00:22:34,667 Would they kill me, huh...? 260 00:23:02,875 --> 00:23:05,325 Would they kill me, grandfather? 261 00:23:05,375 --> 00:23:09,492 Yes, if you weren't my heir. 262 00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:13,617 When Rome was an ordinary city, and we are citizens... 263 00:23:13,667 --> 00:23:15,450 Ordinary citizens... 264 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:20,242 Why were we kind, modest... Disciplined and dignified? 265 00:23:20,292 --> 00:23:22,325 Because we had to. 266 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:25,367 And then we conquered the whole Earth. 267 00:23:25,417 --> 00:23:27,700 Amazing, right? 268 00:23:27,750 --> 00:23:31,617 Both a boy and a girl. 269 00:23:31,667 --> 00:23:33,667 Happy creation. 270 00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,452 Cost me a fortune. 271 00:23:39,333 --> 00:23:42,158 We have found the riches of the world, 272 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:46,825 and we plundered it and have lost our true character. 273 00:23:46,875 --> 00:23:52,075 The Romans whom I rule now, completely different. 274 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,533 They are thirsty! 275 00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:58,533 They crave pleasure... Power!. 276 00:23:58,583 --> 00:24:01,242 Money and other people's wives! 277 00:24:01,292 --> 00:24:03,950 Yes... 278 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:07,283 I'm a real moralist. 279 00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:10,708 And I am harsh, like all Cato. 280 00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:15,617 Providence chose me so that I can rule over the pigs. 281 00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:19,917 And in my old age I became a swineherd. 282 00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:28,908 Do you think he's had enough to drink? 283 00:24:28,958 --> 00:24:31,242 I think so, sir. 284 00:24:31,292 --> 00:24:33,292 And I think so. 285 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:49,742 Now he is happy. 286 00:24:49,792 --> 00:24:52,783 Homer, did you know that? 287 00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:56,950 You got an education in an army camp. 288 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,825 But you know enough to be a swineherd. 289 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:03,825 This is a list of equities candidates. 290 00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:09,042 I, Tiberius Caesar, on behalf of the Senate and I command the people of Rome! 291 00:25:11,833 --> 00:25:14,450 And these are taxes from Asia Minor.... 292 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:19,292 I, Tiberius Caesar, on behalf of the Senate and I command the people of Rome! 293 00:25:21,792 --> 00:25:24,575 Senators accused of treason. 294 00:25:24,625 --> 00:25:27,825 Every senator considers himself potential Caesar... 295 00:25:27,875 --> 00:25:32,492 ...therefore everyone The senator is guilty of treason. 296 00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:34,492 If not in reality, then in thought. 297 00:25:34,542 --> 00:25:37,283 The Senate is already by its nature 298 00:25:37,333 --> 00:25:40,410 is the enemy of any Caesar, Shoe. 299 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,375 Traitors. 300 00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:49,408 They approve of any law 301 00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:53,075 even before I publish it! 302 00:25:53,125 --> 00:25:55,450 I ask them: what if Will I go crazy? 303 00:25:55,500 --> 00:25:56,825 No answer. 304 00:25:56,875 --> 00:25:59,242 They were born to to be slaves, Shoe! 305 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:00,908 Never forget this. 306 00:26:00,958 --> 00:26:02,033 Germanicus. 307 00:26:02,083 --> 00:26:03,783 Remember! 308 00:26:03,833 --> 00:26:05,117 Born to be slaves. 309 00:26:05,167 --> 00:26:07,533 - Never forget this! - Mister. 310 00:26:07,583 --> 00:26:09,075 I'm not Germanicus. 311 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:10,492 I am his son, Caligula. 312 00:26:10,542 --> 00:26:12,542 Yes. 313 00:26:13,750 --> 00:26:16,408 And Macro is your friend. 314 00:26:16,458 --> 00:26:18,950 He serves only you, sir. 315 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:21,533 Are you friends with his wife too? 316 00:26:21,583 --> 00:26:24,200 Is she good in bed? 317 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,367 We have to ask about this is Macro's, sir. 318 00:26:26,417 --> 00:26:27,908 Looks good. 319 00:26:27,958 --> 00:26:31,667 And your sister, Drusilla? 320 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:36,742 My sister is my sister. 321 00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:41,742 I know everything that is said and done. 322 00:26:41,792 --> 00:26:43,792 And thought! 323 00:26:44,792 --> 00:26:47,700 Sunset... 324 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:49,750 And its sunrise. 325 00:26:51,250 --> 00:26:53,367 Gemellius, nice boy. 326 00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:55,950 Come to me. 327 00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,242 Too young to betray me! Although maybe not so young. 328 00:27:00,292 --> 00:27:02,867 Kiss your old grandfather. 329 00:27:02,917 --> 00:27:04,450 My last grandson. 330 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,450 I am also your grandson, Caesar. 331 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,500 Adopted. 332 00:27:09,792 --> 00:27:15,408 And this one is the last... Flesh of my flesh. 333 00:27:15,458 --> 00:27:16,908 Poor boy. 334 00:27:16,958 --> 00:27:19,742 What will happen to you? 335 00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:21,617 He's like a brother to me, sir. 336 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:24,242 Brother? 337 00:27:24,292 --> 00:27:26,742 In our family... 338 00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:29,242 Brother kills brother 339 00:27:29,292 --> 00:27:33,992 ...who killed his father, who kills his son. 340 00:27:34,042 --> 00:27:37,250 Providence. Drink, Caligula! 341 00:27:42,250 --> 00:27:45,167 After you, dear brother. 342 00:27:49,833 --> 00:27:52,325 Poor boy. 343 00:27:52,375 --> 00:27:55,458 When I die, Caligula will kill you. 344 00:27:58,583 --> 00:28:03,167 And then someone will kill Caligula! 345 00:28:06,250 --> 00:28:10,000 Unless he dies before me. 346 00:28:12,375 --> 00:28:17,167 You don't look very good! 347 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,033 I, 348 00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,325 Caligula Caesar, 349 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:39,000 on behalf of the Senate and I command the people of Rome... 350 00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:04,250 Prince 351 00:29:05,292 --> 00:29:07,292 My wife... 352 00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:12,917 Enya! 353 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,117 You have become a man, Caligula. 354 00:29:36,167 --> 00:29:38,167 What are you thinking of doing? 355 00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:49,242 You must become the master own destiny. 356 00:29:49,292 --> 00:29:53,208 Take it with both hands. 357 00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:37,708 My lord! No! 358 00:30:51,667 --> 00:30:55,242 - Bandage his wrists! - No. 359 00:30:55,292 --> 00:30:59,075 You shouldn't leave me. You are my only friend. 360 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,950 When a person himself chooses the hour of his death... 361 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,658 This is the best option to beat fate. 362 00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:08,533 I won't let you. Faster! 363 00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:12,450 I've lived too long, Tiberius, 364 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:15,033 and I hate my life. 365 00:31:15,083 --> 00:31:17,533 Why? 366 00:31:17,583 --> 00:31:20,033 Are you asking me? 367 00:31:20,083 --> 00:31:25,533 I watched you alone others killed their loved ones... 368 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,908 friends. 369 00:31:27,958 --> 00:31:31,458 ...the noblest people of Rome. 370 00:31:33,208 --> 00:31:35,208 Leave us alone. 371 00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:40,375 Out! 372 00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:59,583 We were once friends. 373 00:32:02,542 --> 00:32:05,500 Oh, we're still friends. 374 00:32:06,583 --> 00:32:08,242 You'll soon follow me. 375 00:32:08,292 --> 00:32:09,325 How do you know? 376 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:13,250 After your death Macro will kill me. 377 00:32:14,875 --> 00:32:17,950 I will arrest and execute him. 378 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,617 You can't he controls you. 379 00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:24,450 And besides... Even if Macro dies... 380 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:27,242 ...how can I live next door... 381 00:32:27,292 --> 00:32:30,583 with this reptile? 382 00:32:33,792 --> 00:32:36,408 You will respect my friend... 383 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:39,250 Isn't that right, reptile? 384 00:32:41,500 --> 00:32:44,667 I've always respected him, sir. 385 00:32:47,875 --> 00:32:49,875 - Do you hear? 386 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,825 Tiberius, you were once wise. 387 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:57,158 Don't laugh at me. I'm already old. 388 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:59,825 I saw how you turned into a monster. 389 00:32:59,875 --> 00:33:02,075 This is treason, Nerva. 390 00:33:02,125 --> 00:33:04,125 No, it's true. 391 00:33:06,708 --> 00:33:10,708 There are only enemies around me. 392 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:19,033 You are cruel to me. 393 00:33:19,083 --> 00:33:21,242 No, I'm honest. 394 00:33:21,292 --> 00:33:25,033 If power can destroy the mind and character of my Tiberius, 395 00:33:25,083 --> 00:33:27,158 what will she do with this boy, 396 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,117 brought up in military camps, 397 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:32,408 who taught him only that how to be your slave? 398 00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:35,083 Caligula serves me well. 399 00:33:39,083 --> 00:33:42,742 The best slaves will be the worst masters. 400 00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:47,242 And the evil of the past... 401 00:33:47,292 --> 00:33:49,865 will give rise to new evil. 402 00:33:49,915 --> 00:33:54,583 Therefore, I decided to leave this world. 403 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:09,083 You upset me. 404 00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:13,208 Goodbye. 405 00:35:57,917 --> 00:36:00,825 Prince... 406 00:36:00,875 --> 00:36:03,700 Prince! 407 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:07,750 Doctor Cariklius wishes to speak with you. 408 00:36:19,667 --> 00:36:22,667 The Emperor fell seriously ill. 409 00:36:25,958 --> 00:36:27,958 The situation is difficult. 410 00:36:30,792 --> 00:36:32,825 How's the emperor? 411 00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:34,950 How long does he have left? 412 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,742 This can happen at any time. 413 00:36:38,792 --> 00:36:43,117 But if you take care of it, it will take about a year. 414 00:36:43,167 --> 00:36:45,167 Only a year? 415 00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,992 I smell death. 416 00:36:54,042 --> 00:36:56,033 But whose? 417 00:36:56,083 --> 00:37:00,200 Don't worry. Without me he won't be able to do anything. 418 00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:04,367 So these unfortunate people the creatures decided... 419 00:37:04,417 --> 00:37:06,283 And where are they? 420 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:08,575 No, Macro. 421 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,325 He's up to something. 422 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:13,375 It is you who will soon become the emperor. 423 00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:27,617 Do you swear? 424 00:37:27,667 --> 00:37:29,667 I... 425 00:37:49,542 --> 00:37:51,542 I swear. 426 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:23,250 Leave us alone. 427 00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:30,083 Everyone, leave. 428 00:39:56,292 --> 00:39:58,292 Tiberius? 429 00:40:12,792 --> 00:40:14,792 Tiberius? 430 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,500 Tiberius? 431 00:42:06,292 --> 00:42:08,875 Caligula... 432 00:42:10,667 --> 00:42:12,667 Yes, lord? 433 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:21,542 Give me my ring. 434 00:42:31,417 --> 00:42:33,417 No. 435 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:47,500 Yes. 436 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:11,583 Don't you dare! 437 00:44:56,500 --> 00:44:59,042 Long live Caesar. 438 00:45:01,375 --> 00:45:03,375 Long live Caesar. 439 00:45:05,458 --> 00:45:09,583 I'll gather everyone for the announcement. 440 00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:15,583 Gemellius! 441 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,000 Long live Caesar. 442 00:46:33,167 --> 00:46:35,958 We are left alone, Gemellius. 443 00:46:42,583 --> 00:46:45,458 We must love each other. 444 00:47:53,875 --> 00:47:56,533 Everything is like a dream. 445 00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:58,742 It's just his mask. 446 00:47:58,792 --> 00:48:01,617 Now you are Caesar. 447 00:48:01,667 --> 00:48:02,908 Caesar? 448 00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:04,575 Caesar. 449 00:48:04,625 --> 00:48:08,825 Emperor of Rome. Ruler of the world. 450 00:48:08,875 --> 00:48:12,367 Ruler of the world... 451 00:48:12,417 --> 00:48:15,083 I like this dream. 452 00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:42,917 For us... 453 00:48:51,042 --> 00:48:55,617 At the insistence of the Senate... 454 00:48:55,667 --> 00:48:58,417 and the people of Rome... 455 00:48:59,917 --> 00:49:04,667 ...I accept... with all modesty... 456 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,492 ...this highest post... 457 00:49:08,542 --> 00:49:10,542 our great Republic. 458 00:49:16,208 --> 00:49:19,458 Our great Republic! 459 00:49:36,167 --> 00:49:39,367 When our beloved Tiberius died... 460 00:49:39,417 --> 00:49:42,408 He begged me to continue his great work. 461 00:49:42,458 --> 00:49:46,408 Tiberius to the Tiber! 462 00:49:46,458 --> 00:49:48,458 Throw it into the river! 463 00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:55,658 Today we are entering a new era. 464 00:49:55,708 --> 00:49:57,450 Hail! 465 00:49:57,500 --> 00:50:02,583 All those who were expelled from Rome I call back. 466 00:50:04,917 --> 00:50:08,625 I declare a general amnesty. 467 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,033 Caligula! 468 00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:14,825 Caligula! 469 00:50:14,875 --> 00:50:17,033 Quiet! 470 00:50:17,083 --> 00:50:20,833 Great Caesar not finished yet. 471 00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,658 As my nearest consul 472 00:50:28,708 --> 00:50:31,700 Senate and people of Rome... 473 00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:36,417 ...chose mine wisely the smartest uncle Claudius. 474 00:50:38,167 --> 00:50:41,083 Stand next to me, Claudius. 475 00:50:43,458 --> 00:50:45,533 Caesar! Caligula! 476 00:50:45,583 --> 00:50:50,583 - Stand over there, further away, Claudius. - I wanted to say, consul... 477 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:04,033 I hereby announce my adoption Prince Gemellius. 478 00:51:04,083 --> 00:51:06,083 Come, prince. 479 00:51:21,667 --> 00:51:24,575 From now on, all official vows 480 00:51:24,625 --> 00:51:27,617 must contain the following words: 481 00:51:27,667 --> 00:51:32,242 "Not your own life, nor the lives of my children... 482 00:51:32,292 --> 00:51:36,375 ...I value nothing so highly like my emperor." 483 00:51:40,875 --> 00:51:44,000 "And also his sister Drusilla." 484 00:52:22,792 --> 00:52:28,950 Did you see their faces when I ordered them swear not only to me, but also to you? 485 00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,617 They were shocked. 486 00:52:32,667 --> 00:52:34,533 I hope so. 487 00:52:34,583 --> 00:52:36,583 But is this reasonable? 488 00:52:45,833 --> 00:52:47,833 I can do... 489 00:52:53,083 --> 00:52:55,083 ...whatever I want. 490 00:53:02,417 --> 00:53:04,417 And with whomever I want. 491 00:53:06,375 --> 00:53:09,417 Just don't start with me. 492 00:53:10,750 --> 00:53:12,750 Who would you suggest? 493 00:53:59,667 --> 00:54:01,667 Whom? 494 00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:06,625 Do you trust Macro? 495 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:09,750 Macro? 496 00:54:15,208 --> 00:54:18,250 He killed Tiberius. 497 00:54:19,250 --> 00:54:23,958 I have to appoint a new one commander of his choice. 498 00:54:32,583 --> 00:54:35,408 I'm sorry, Caesar. 499 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,458 Kareya... 500 00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:44,908 Two senators beg to accept them. 501 00:54:44,958 --> 00:54:47,700 They have a land dispute. They are waiting for your decision. 502 00:54:47,750 --> 00:54:50,700 So lead them here. Lead! 503 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:55,325 I'm interested in everything that happens in Rome. 504 00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:59,083 Even what lies below the hem of the toga. 505 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,083 - Caesar, I want to complain... - Give me the documents. 506 00:55:42,833 --> 00:55:44,950 Guilty. 507 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,783 Thank you 508 00:55:46,833 --> 00:55:48,492 Don't thank me. 509 00:55:48,542 --> 00:55:51,783 Justice must always remain objective. 510 00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:53,533 Isn't that right, Kareya? 511 00:55:53,583 --> 00:55:54,658 This is all? 512 00:55:54,708 --> 00:55:56,117 Yes, Caesar! 513 00:55:56,167 --> 00:55:57,742 Fine. 514 00:55:57,792 --> 00:55:59,792 You can go. 515 00:56:23,875 --> 00:56:25,700 Will he become the new commander? 516 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:29,117 Kareya? He's so boring! 517 00:56:29,167 --> 00:56:33,083 Boring... Boring... 518 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:02,700 Magnificent spectacle, Macro. 519 00:57:02,750 --> 00:57:04,750 Magnificent. 520 00:57:10,292 --> 00:57:12,742 Bring me Gemellius. 521 00:57:12,792 --> 00:57:14,867 What? Here? 522 00:57:14,917 --> 00:57:17,958 Yes, here. And immediately. 523 00:57:25,292 --> 00:57:27,242 Karikliy, 524 00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:29,292 stand here. 525 00:57:31,708 --> 00:57:33,783 I need a bonus for my security. 526 00:57:33,833 --> 00:57:35,950 Caesar, this is impossible. 527 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,533 All that can be done is possibly Longinus. 528 00:57:38,583 --> 00:57:43,891 Make the impossible happen and it will become possible. Logical? 529 00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:47,200 Bergarius, are you there? 530 00:57:47,250 --> 00:57:49,658 Kareya, you are here. 531 00:57:49,708 --> 00:57:52,400 But, Caesar, the imperial budget... 532 00:57:52,450 --> 00:57:54,783 You are an advisor, Longinius. 533 00:57:54,833 --> 00:57:56,658 Arrange everything. 534 00:57:56,708 --> 00:58:01,033 Uncle! Could you please stand here? 535 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:02,575 How is it, Caesar? 536 00:58:02,625 --> 00:58:06,742 Palace banquets cost a quarter of a million sesterces. 537 00:58:06,792 --> 00:58:08,325 Only a quarter of a million? 538 00:58:08,375 --> 00:58:12,075 We'll have to put everyone on a diet, right? 539 00:58:12,125 --> 00:58:14,617 - Issue a decree. - Yes, sir. 540 00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:19,117 - You know that we have a shortage... - What is my condition? 541 00:58:19,167 --> 00:58:23,617 As many as you need. 542 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:26,533 That's good. 543 00:58:26,583 --> 00:58:28,158 Macro. 544 00:58:28,208 --> 00:58:31,208 Could you stand here? 545 00:58:34,333 --> 00:58:36,033 Longinus, 546 00:58:36,083 --> 00:58:39,458 - And here you are. - Yes, Caesar. 547 00:58:45,833 --> 00:58:48,367 Gemellius 548 00:58:48,417 --> 00:58:52,408 I want you to pay close attention looked at these people. 549 00:58:52,458 --> 00:58:56,667 And tell me... who killed Tiberius? 550 00:59:00,250 --> 00:59:01,742 Take your time. 551 00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:05,292 Look them straight in the eyes. 552 00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:17,167 Who killed Tiberius? 553 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:26,333 He killed! Macro! 554 00:59:34,583 --> 00:59:36,583 Murderer. 555 00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:48,833 Arrest him! 556 01:00:08,708 --> 01:00:12,200 In honor of your new commander Karei... 557 01:00:12,250 --> 01:00:15,242 ...I give each soldier 10 gold! 558 01:00:15,292 --> 01:00:17,875 Long live! 559 01:00:22,792 --> 01:00:24,533 Kareya. 560 01:00:24,583 --> 01:00:27,500 Arrest Macro. 561 01:00:34,292 --> 01:00:37,208 You wouldn't dare! 562 01:01:20,667 --> 01:01:22,667 Enya! 563 01:01:29,792 --> 01:01:32,542 You're great. 564 01:01:42,792 --> 01:01:45,875 Good for hair growth? 565 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:50,167 Divorce will take only a few days. 566 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:55,825 We will need to move. 567 01:01:55,875 --> 01:01:57,575 Run over? 568 01:01:57,625 --> 01:01:59,625 Where? 569 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:03,950 To Alexandria, for example. 570 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:06,000 To Egypt? 571 01:02:07,750 --> 01:02:10,200 Yes. 572 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:11,908 What do you think? 573 01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:14,342 I really don't want to leave Rome. 574 01:02:14,392 --> 01:02:16,867 Well, that is... the Senate... 575 01:02:16,917 --> 01:02:19,408 But Rome is me. 576 01:02:19,458 --> 01:02:22,158 Where I am, there is Rome. 577 01:02:22,208 --> 01:02:23,992 And also the Senate... 578 01:02:24,042 --> 01:02:26,792 and the people of Rome. 579 01:02:28,792 --> 01:02:30,450 I'm sorry, Caesar. 580 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:32,158 Ah, Longinius! 581 01:02:32,208 --> 01:02:34,833 Wait a second. 582 01:02:42,292 --> 01:02:44,292 Commission. 583 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:52,283 Kareya, 584 01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:57,410 I officially appoint you as commander my imperial guard. 585 01:03:00,083 --> 01:03:03,200 What about Macro? What's happened? 586 01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:05,250 Where is he? 587 01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:09,658 He was arrested for treason. 588 01:03:09,708 --> 01:03:13,200 Caesar, you know he idolized you. 589 01:03:13,250 --> 01:03:15,958 After all, he made you! 590 01:03:23,792 --> 01:03:27,533 No one made me. 591 01:03:27,583 --> 01:03:29,367 I can't believe it. 592 01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:32,867 What did he do? 593 01:03:32,917 --> 01:03:35,533 Enya, 594 01:03:35,583 --> 01:03:41,375 I had to take fate into my own hands. 595 01:04:05,042 --> 01:04:07,042 But I love you. 596 01:04:10,583 --> 01:04:12,583 I love you. 597 01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:16,242 But I... 598 01:04:16,292 --> 01:04:17,867 I love you. 599 01:04:17,917 --> 01:04:20,075 I love you. 600 01:04:20,125 --> 01:04:22,125 I love you. 601 01:04:24,958 --> 01:04:26,958 I love you. 602 01:04:29,083 --> 01:04:32,408 Now she won't need a divorce. 603 01:04:32,458 --> 01:04:35,792 But you need the right wife. 604 01:04:41,292 --> 01:04:43,408 No. 605 01:04:43,458 --> 01:04:45,867 I want to marry you. 606 01:04:45,917 --> 01:04:48,867 It is forbidden. We are not Egyptians. 607 01:04:48,917 --> 01:04:50,408 I know. 608 01:04:50,458 --> 01:04:53,658 We are much more beautiful. 609 01:04:53,708 --> 01:04:56,742 Rome is not Egypt. 610 01:04:56,792 --> 01:04:59,408 And stop looking at yourself. 611 01:04:59,458 --> 01:05:01,533 Then let's go to Egypt. 612 01:05:01,583 --> 01:05:03,158 You are a fool. 613 01:05:03,208 --> 01:05:06,033 Caesar can't be a fool! 614 01:05:06,083 --> 01:05:08,575 But he tries very hard. 615 01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:13,450 They will throw you into the Tiber if you force the government to move. 616 01:05:13,500 --> 01:05:15,450 Who? 617 01:05:15,500 --> 01:05:17,617 We're safe now. 618 01:05:17,667 --> 01:05:21,158 The Emperor never happens to be safe. 619 01:05:21,208 --> 01:05:24,325 I am the great Caesar. 620 01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:27,033 I can do whatever I want. 621 01:05:27,083 --> 01:05:32,117 You should marry a noble one Roman woman of the senatorial class. 622 01:05:32,167 --> 01:05:33,992 Oh no. Never. 623 01:05:34,042 --> 01:05:37,742 No. You must give birth to an heir. 624 01:05:37,792 --> 01:05:40,533 Who will kill me when he grows up? 625 01:05:40,583 --> 01:05:44,117 Priestesses of Isis gather today at my house. 626 01:05:44,167 --> 01:05:46,117 Do you want me to marry one of them? 627 01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:47,283 Yes. 628 01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:48,783 No. 629 01:05:48,833 --> 01:05:50,833 Yes. 630 01:05:52,583 --> 01:05:54,583 No. 631 01:06:00,167 --> 01:06:02,167 Yes. 632 01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:19,333 What should I wear today? 633 01:06:31,042 --> 01:06:33,825 When will the orgy start? 634 01:06:33,875 --> 01:06:35,950 Don't be so nasty. 635 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:37,617 I try to be practical. 636 01:06:37,667 --> 01:06:42,000 Since I choose my wife, I want to see her in action. 637 01:06:43,125 --> 01:06:45,125 Logical? 638 01:06:49,417 --> 01:06:52,867 That one looks like very attractive. 639 01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:54,325 Libya? 640 01:06:54,375 --> 01:06:55,533 She's already been chosen. 641 01:06:55,583 --> 01:07:00,033 She's marrying Proculus, your officer. 642 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:01,867 Proculus? 643 01:07:01,917 --> 01:07:04,658 I will send him to Spain. 644 01:07:04,708 --> 01:07:06,450 She's a virgin. 645 01:07:06,500 --> 01:07:07,783 Not your type. 646 01:07:07,833 --> 01:07:09,833 Very boring. 647 01:08:06,417 --> 01:08:09,583 This one will be my wife. 648 01:08:13,042 --> 01:08:16,492 Oh no. Not Caesonia. 649 01:08:16,542 --> 01:08:18,617 You are impossible. 650 01:08:18,667 --> 01:08:22,375 The most depraved woman in Rome. 651 01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:26,750 That's great. 652 01:08:30,833 --> 01:08:36,000 Tsesonia is divorced. She extravagant and always in debt. 653 01:08:40,375 --> 01:08:44,625 - I want her. - But not as a wife. 654 01:09:00,875 --> 01:09:02,875 Send her to me! 655 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,500 No. 656 01:09:12,167 --> 01:09:14,167 Yes. 657 01:09:16,292 --> 01:09:20,667 This is the will of the Senate and the people of Rome. 658 01:11:54,208 --> 01:11:59,283 You are very convincing as a priestess, Caesar. 659 01:11:59,333 --> 01:12:03,792 And you - in the role of the sacrificial lamb, Caesonia! 660 01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:10,417 If all of Rome had only one neck. 661 01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:34,158 I told Caesonia that I would marry her. 662 01:13:34,208 --> 01:13:37,325 - No. - But only after she gives birth to my son. 663 01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:39,450 How do you know it's your son? 664 01:13:39,500 --> 01:13:41,700 She is very well guarded. Don't worry 665 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:44,950 His father will probably be one of the guards. 666 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:49,333 No, they are all castrated homosexuals. 667 01:13:57,125 --> 01:14:00,450 For this officer Is Livia getting married? 668 01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:02,950 Yes. For Proculus. 669 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,000 Proculus? 670 01:14:07,083 --> 01:14:08,742 Longinius. 671 01:14:08,792 --> 01:14:12,958 Do you see that young one? officer Proculus? 672 01:15:00,958 --> 01:15:02,958 Perfect! 673 01:15:04,417 --> 01:15:06,417 Yes. 674 01:15:25,833 --> 01:15:30,458 A winner's crown for Proculus. 675 01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:37,950 Proculus, I heard you marry the beautiful Livia. 676 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,000 Yes, Caesar. 677 01:15:43,458 --> 01:15:45,658 I'm looking forward to your wedding. 678 01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:48,667 It is an honor for me, Caesar. 679 01:16:22,917 --> 01:16:24,917 Gemellius. 680 01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:43,417 Caligula! 681 01:16:46,833 --> 01:16:49,667 Drusilla! 682 01:17:08,917 --> 01:17:11,917 Jupiter loves me! 683 01:17:27,625 --> 01:17:31,450 They want to kill me! 684 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:37,208 Gemellus. I saw him. He escaped. He wants me dead. 685 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:26,700 Caesar Caligula, 686 01:21:26,750 --> 01:21:28,950 Emperor of Rome. 687 01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:31,833 Ave! 688 01:21:35,292 --> 01:21:38,158 And also the hon. Drusilla and Caesonia. 689 01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:41,325 And also the hon. Drusilla and Caesonia. 690 01:21:41,375 --> 01:21:44,750 Ave! 691 01:21:47,417 --> 01:21:48,700 Are we late? 692 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:51,283 Please excuse us. 693 01:21:51,333 --> 01:21:54,617 How was the ceremony? 694 01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:56,575 Everything is fine? 695 01:21:56,625 --> 01:21:59,117 Yes, Caesar. 696 01:21:59,167 --> 01:22:01,167 Amazing. 697 01:22:09,417 --> 01:22:12,879 Very kind of you - come to us. 698 01:22:17,875 --> 01:22:21,042 You are the hero of Rome. 699 01:22:35,458 --> 01:22:40,783 And now I will make a special blessing of almighty Caesar... 700 01:22:40,833 --> 01:22:43,617 ...on this one... 701 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:46,833 sacred union. 702 01:23:13,750 --> 01:23:14,992 Amazing. 703 01:23:15,042 --> 01:23:18,450 I thought you weren't interested virgins. 704 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:21,250 I just didn't have one. 705 01:23:24,250 --> 01:23:27,042 Right, Caesonia? 706 01:23:31,500 --> 01:23:34,375 And now my wedding gift. 707 01:23:45,375 --> 01:23:48,292 What a stunning bride! 708 01:24:01,708 --> 01:24:04,492 Take off your toga, honey. 709 01:24:04,542 --> 01:24:07,250 - But... - But? 710 01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:44,075 Fabulous. 711 01:24:44,125 --> 01:24:45,575 Congratulations 712 01:24:45,625 --> 01:24:47,625 Not moving! 713 01:25:33,375 --> 01:25:37,083 Is she really a virgin, Proculus? 714 01:25:38,250 --> 01:25:40,533 Yes, Caesar. 715 01:25:40,583 --> 01:25:43,917 You can never be sure. 716 01:25:46,208 --> 01:25:50,333 Open your eyes, honey. 717 01:26:06,792 --> 01:26:08,408 You're lucky, girl. 718 01:26:08,458 --> 01:26:13,658 You lose your virginity when the help of a direct descendant of the goddess Venus. 719 01:26:13,708 --> 01:26:18,200 I, Caligula Caesar, 720 01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:20,658 I command... 721 01:26:20,708 --> 01:26:23,533 Open your eyes, Proculus. 722 01:26:23,583 --> 01:26:27,742 I order on behalf of the Senate... 723 01:26:27,792 --> 01:26:29,792 Open your eyes! 724 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:36,583 ...and the people of Rome! 725 01:26:54,208 --> 01:26:57,458 She really was a virgin. 726 01:27:05,542 --> 01:27:08,075 And you? Well, what about you? 727 01:27:08,125 --> 01:27:11,325 No, Caesar. 728 01:27:11,375 --> 01:27:14,492 Isis will not like that for women and men have different rules. 729 01:27:14,542 --> 01:27:15,950 It's not fair. 730 01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:18,000 Come on, take off your clothes. 731 01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:33,958 Fabulous. 732 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:43,408 I'm crazy about your curly hair Proculus! 733 01:27:43,458 --> 01:27:45,867 No, Caesar. Please. 734 01:27:45,917 --> 01:27:47,117 So thick. 735 01:27:47,167 --> 01:27:49,167 Climb! 736 01:28:01,917 --> 01:28:05,000 Looks like you lied to me, Proculus. 737 01:28:07,208 --> 01:28:09,833 You are also a virgin. 738 01:28:34,667 --> 01:28:40,617 I, Caligula Caesar, I command on behalf of... 739 01:28:40,667 --> 01:28:44,242 Open your eyes, Livia. 740 01:28:44,292 --> 01:28:50,667 On behalf of the Senate and people of Rome! 741 01:29:21,667 --> 01:29:24,500 Hail, Caesar! 742 01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:40,333 Hail to Caesar's beautiful horse, Incitartus! 743 01:29:43,792 --> 01:29:47,750 Do you see Gemellius there? Keep an eye on him. 744 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:07,083 Tick-tap, dear uncle. 745 01:30:08,542 --> 01:30:11,450 I need your advice. 746 01:30:11,500 --> 01:30:15,158 - Should I declare myself king of Rome? - King? 747 01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:19,658 But we have a republic. Isn't that right? 748 01:30:19,708 --> 01:30:22,158 Well then. 749 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:24,783 Then I will declare myself king of the republic. 750 01:30:24,833 --> 01:30:29,533 But you are already more than a king, Caesar. 751 01:30:29,583 --> 01:30:32,700 I know but I feel so unremarkable. 752 01:30:32,750 --> 01:30:36,117 But to us you are like a god. 753 01:30:36,167 --> 01:30:38,367 I am God! 754 01:30:38,417 --> 01:30:41,833 Or I will become one after death. 755 01:30:50,667 --> 01:30:53,325 Gemellius. 756 01:30:53,375 --> 01:30:56,583 Try this. 757 01:31:06,875 --> 01:31:07,992 What is this smell? 758 01:31:08,042 --> 01:31:09,367 What smell, Caesar? 759 01:31:09,417 --> 01:31:12,742 - What did you take? - Only medicine for fever. 760 01:31:12,792 --> 01:31:14,950 Did you give him medicine for his fever? 761 01:31:15,000 --> 01:31:17,783 - Well, Caesar... - Yes or no? 762 01:31:17,833 --> 01:31:19,200 I... 763 01:31:19,250 --> 01:31:21,250 No. 764 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:25,033 Gemellius. 765 01:31:25,083 --> 01:31:27,783 You blame me that I'm a poisoner? 766 01:31:27,833 --> 01:31:29,825 But I don't blame you for anything, Caesar. 767 01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:33,200 You took the antidote before how to sit at my table... 768 01:31:33,250 --> 01:31:36,742 And this is tantamount to an accusation in an attempt to poison. 769 01:31:36,792 --> 01:31:39,500 Logical or not? 770 01:31:46,250 --> 01:31:48,575 Kareya, 771 01:31:48,625 --> 01:31:51,075 Arrest Gemellius... for treason. 772 01:31:51,125 --> 01:31:53,125 Guards! 773 01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:57,783 No, Caesar! 774 01:31:57,833 --> 01:32:01,792 No! No... 775 01:32:05,833 --> 01:32:09,792 As if from Caesar there is some kind of antidote. 776 01:32:22,958 --> 01:32:24,958 Drusilla. 777 01:32:25,958 --> 01:32:28,325 Why are you like this Are you worried about him? 778 01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:30,950 I'm not worried about him, but about you. 779 01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:34,325 He knows about Tiberius! He is a threat to me. 780 01:32:34,375 --> 01:32:35,908 This is wrong. 781 01:32:35,958 --> 01:32:38,158 He's not even your heir. 782 01:32:38,208 --> 01:32:41,958 Now Caesonia is carrying your child. 783 01:32:45,083 --> 01:32:47,950 Gemellius must die. 784 01:32:48,000 --> 01:32:49,617 You are stupid. 785 01:32:49,667 --> 01:32:51,667 Little fool? 786 01:33:43,167 --> 01:33:46,000 They weren't even poisoned. 787 01:34:00,583 --> 01:34:02,583 Caesar. 788 01:34:19,583 --> 01:34:21,533 Well done. 789 01:34:21,583 --> 01:34:23,158 Thank you. 790 01:34:23,208 --> 01:34:25,325 What will you do with Drusilla? 791 01:34:25,375 --> 01:34:28,242 What she said is treason. 792 01:34:28,292 --> 01:34:31,958 I decide what cheating is, not you. 793 01:34:33,875 --> 01:34:35,992 Dance! 794 01:34:36,042 --> 01:34:37,908 Dance? 795 01:34:37,958 --> 01:34:39,533 Yes. 796 01:34:39,583 --> 01:34:42,408 Show Incitartus your dance. 797 01:34:42,458 --> 01:34:44,458 What about your son? 798 01:34:45,458 --> 01:34:48,242 My son? 799 01:34:48,292 --> 01:34:51,208 He will dance with you. 800 01:34:52,417 --> 01:34:54,417 Music! 801 01:36:37,417 --> 01:36:39,417 Yes! 802 01:37:28,500 --> 01:37:30,200 Drusilla... 803 01:37:30,250 --> 01:37:34,000 You are very, very beautiful. 804 01:37:37,792 --> 01:37:41,075 Now we are alone on earth, 805 01:37:41,125 --> 01:37:44,583 just like in heaven. 806 01:37:57,000 --> 01:37:59,000 He's going to kill me. 807 01:38:04,250 --> 01:38:06,250 He's going to kill me. 808 01:38:16,958 --> 01:38:18,958 He's going to kill me. 809 01:38:22,583 --> 01:38:25,033 The fever will subside soon. 810 01:38:25,083 --> 01:38:27,625 What if not? 811 01:38:40,458 --> 01:38:42,458 Drusilla... 812 01:39:01,000 --> 01:39:04,375 - Where is my sister? - She's coming. 813 01:39:06,792 --> 01:39:10,000 Take my horse back to his stall. 814 01:39:27,042 --> 01:39:29,042 I'm here, Shoe. 815 01:39:33,375 --> 01:39:38,000 - Drusilla, I'm dying. - No. 816 01:39:39,417 --> 01:39:41,283 I have to make a will. 817 01:39:41,333 --> 01:39:43,908 Don't say anything. Sleep. 818 01:39:43,958 --> 01:39:45,958 Longinius. 819 01:39:47,917 --> 01:39:50,625 Call Longinus. 820 01:40:10,917 --> 01:40:14,033 - Just listen to the crowd. - Oh, yes. The people love him. 821 01:40:14,083 --> 01:40:16,027 But around him everyone is in danger. 822 01:40:16,077 --> 01:40:17,742 The Emperor is safe. 823 01:40:17,792 --> 01:40:19,075 Emperor? 824 01:40:19,125 --> 01:40:20,617 But he is a tyrant. 825 01:40:20,667 --> 01:40:22,783 Tyranny is better than anarchy. 826 01:40:22,833 --> 01:40:27,742 Some families in Rome may suffer but the Emperor is safe. 827 01:40:27,792 --> 01:40:29,992 Worse things could happen. 828 01:40:30,042 --> 01:40:33,533 War, revolution, chaos among people... 829 01:40:33,583 --> 01:40:35,408 If Caligula dies. 830 01:40:35,458 --> 01:40:41,375 But it looks like he will die anyway. 831 01:40:47,833 --> 01:40:49,833 Longinius. 832 01:41:04,708 --> 01:41:07,625 Did you call me, Caesar? 833 01:41:11,333 --> 01:41:13,333 I hereby bequeath... 834 01:41:20,458 --> 01:41:25,492 ...to my beloved sister Drusilla... 835 01:41:25,542 --> 01:41:29,033 Roman Empire... 836 01:41:29,083 --> 01:41:33,167 and the title of Augusta. 837 01:41:36,250 --> 01:41:38,250 My shoes. 838 01:41:40,750 --> 01:41:43,867 Shoes... 839 01:41:43,917 --> 01:41:45,917 Shoes... 840 01:41:50,375 --> 01:41:52,375 He fell asleep. 841 01:41:54,542 --> 01:41:57,250 No, I didn't fall asleep. 842 01:42:20,875 --> 01:42:24,408 Why am I so angry with you? 843 01:42:24,458 --> 01:42:27,158 Why do we argue all the time? 844 01:42:27,208 --> 01:42:29,533 It doesn't depend on us. 845 01:42:29,583 --> 01:42:31,742 We won't quarrel anymore. 846 01:42:31,792 --> 01:42:34,333 We will anyway. 847 01:42:37,042 --> 01:42:39,917 Don't let me die. 848 01:42:50,458 --> 01:42:52,700 You can't touch him, madam! 849 01:42:52,750 --> 01:42:56,033 Fever is contagious! 850 01:42:56,083 --> 01:42:57,158 Sleep. 851 01:42:57,208 --> 01:42:58,950 You are in no danger. 852 01:42:59,000 --> 01:43:01,583 Drusilla is nearby. 853 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:10,117 I will give my life... 854 01:43:10,167 --> 01:43:11,867 ...if Jupiter... 855 01:43:11,917 --> 01:43:17,583 will spare our beloved Emperor. 856 01:43:24,042 --> 01:43:27,367 Jupiter accepts your proposal. 857 01:43:27,417 --> 01:43:29,417 Execute him. 858 01:43:43,208 --> 01:43:45,783 The fever subsides. 859 01:43:45,833 --> 01:43:47,908 Did you hear, Shoe? 860 01:43:47,958 --> 01:43:49,958 You will live. 861 01:44:18,542 --> 01:44:19,825 You missed. 862 01:44:19,875 --> 01:44:21,033 Not at all. 863 01:44:21,083 --> 01:44:24,033 I was aiming at that leaf. 864 01:44:24,083 --> 01:44:26,667 Then, aim at me. 865 01:46:35,583 --> 01:46:37,908 Drusilla says I forgot my duties. 866 01:46:37,958 --> 01:46:39,450 So, I get to work. 867 01:46:39,500 --> 01:46:43,167 Your signature is required and printing. 868 01:46:45,792 --> 01:46:51,500 I, Caligula Caesar, command on behalf of the Senate and people of Rome. 869 01:46:54,792 --> 01:47:00,117 I, Caligula Caesar, command on behalf of the Senate... 870 01:47:00,167 --> 01:47:02,875 and the people of Rome. 871 01:47:07,083 --> 01:47:11,575 I, Caligula Caesar, command... 872 01:47:11,625 --> 01:47:14,575 Boredom! Boredom! Boredom! 873 01:47:14,625 --> 01:47:16,625 Caesar. 874 01:47:17,625 --> 01:47:19,450 If I don't do something urgently, 875 01:47:19,500 --> 01:47:22,075 then I will go down in history as Caligula the Boring. 876 01:47:22,125 --> 01:47:25,492 I see this in history books. 877 01:47:25,542 --> 01:47:28,533 Things are going too well, Longinus. 878 01:47:28,583 --> 01:47:29,992 - Too good? - Yes. 879 01:47:30,042 --> 01:47:32,325 No wars, no disasters. Nothing. 880 01:47:32,375 --> 01:47:34,908 We didn't even have normal earthquake. 881 01:47:34,958 --> 01:47:39,450 What nature doesn't do we will do it ourselves. 882 01:47:39,500 --> 01:47:41,242 We will have hunger. 883 01:47:41,292 --> 01:47:43,950 - But our barns are full. - Exactly! 884 01:47:44,000 --> 01:47:46,200 - Close them. - Close? 885 01:47:46,250 --> 01:47:47,367 Yes. 886 01:47:47,417 --> 01:47:49,617 Stop all grain supplies. 887 01:47:49,667 --> 01:47:52,033 Issue an order that every citizen 888 01:47:52,083 --> 01:47:53,742 will receive provisions 889 01:47:53,792 --> 01:47:57,200 what they will idolize for your beloved emperor. 890 01:47:57,250 --> 01:47:59,250 Yes, sir. 891 01:48:00,375 --> 01:48:02,533 What else? 892 01:48:02,583 --> 01:48:05,700 Maybe I can conquer Persia like Alexander, 893 01:48:05,750 --> 01:48:07,783 and people will like it. 894 01:48:07,833 --> 01:48:10,242 I think there's a war - This is stupidity, and you? 895 01:48:10,292 --> 01:48:13,158 Yes, sir. 896 01:48:13,208 --> 01:48:17,492 I want a bridge across the Bay of Naples. 897 01:48:17,542 --> 01:48:20,117 - Yes. - And the ship. 898 01:48:20,167 --> 01:48:24,617 - Yes, sir. - With the most beautiful garden. 899 01:48:24,667 --> 01:48:28,617 Drusilla loves gardens. And she likes the sea. 900 01:48:28,667 --> 01:48:30,408 And then I remembered... 901 01:48:30,458 --> 01:48:33,367 It's been a while since we've had a sea battle. 902 01:48:33,417 --> 01:48:35,200 Flood the amphitheater. 903 01:48:35,250 --> 01:48:39,033 Let's have a sea battle between the Greeks and the Trojans. 904 01:48:39,083 --> 01:48:41,408 Yes, sir. 905 01:48:41,458 --> 01:48:44,242 - Longinus? - Yes, sir? 906 01:48:44,292 --> 01:48:46,825 Why are the Romans so ugly? 907 01:48:46,875 --> 01:48:49,033 Issue a decree. 908 01:48:49,083 --> 01:48:53,283 Every man should have your own hair. 909 01:48:53,333 --> 01:48:55,333 Yes, sir. 910 01:48:57,875 --> 01:49:01,075 You can tell anything other than "Yes, sir"? 911 01:49:01,125 --> 01:49:04,617 No wonder life is so boring. 912 01:49:04,667 --> 01:49:06,667 Yes sir... 913 01:49:29,750 --> 01:49:31,750 Curtain! 914 01:49:48,875 --> 01:49:52,375 The baby's head has already appeared! 915 01:50:07,917 --> 01:50:11,333 - Is he alive? - Yes, Caesar. 916 01:50:17,583 --> 01:50:19,583 Gentlemen, 917 01:50:20,792 --> 01:50:23,158 I take Tsesonia as my wife, 918 01:50:23,208 --> 01:50:25,450 my son's mother 919 01:50:25,500 --> 01:50:28,333 Caligula Germanicus. 920 01:50:40,375 --> 01:50:42,375 Ring, give me the ring! 921 01:50:53,583 --> 01:50:58,325 Now you are a wife, mother and Empress of Rome. 922 01:50:58,375 --> 01:51:00,375 It's a girl. 923 01:51:03,667 --> 01:51:06,658 This is not a girl. You don't Did you hear what Caesar said? 924 01:51:06,708 --> 01:51:11,333 I heard what Caesar said. But your daughter is not. 925 01:51:32,583 --> 01:51:34,533 I probably should have waited. 926 01:51:34,583 --> 01:51:37,208 You will have more children. 927 01:51:43,292 --> 01:51:45,292 Longinius. 928 01:51:47,208 --> 01:51:52,075 I announce 1 month of free games and 1 gold piece for each Roman... 929 01:51:52,125 --> 01:51:55,708 ...in commemoration the birth of my son. 930 01:51:57,333 --> 01:52:01,792 To my daughter... Julia Drusilla. 931 01:52:04,083 --> 01:52:05,367 Caesar. 932 01:52:05,417 --> 01:52:07,533 Caesar. 933 01:52:07,583 --> 01:52:09,583 It's a fever. 934 01:54:31,625 --> 01:54:34,333 Drusilla! I'm here. 935 01:54:42,042 --> 01:54:44,708 It's me, your Shoe. 936 01:54:54,875 --> 01:54:57,283 Do something. 937 01:54:57,333 --> 01:55:01,033 I'm doing my best Caesar, I swear to you! 938 01:55:01,083 --> 01:55:03,792 But the fever... 939 01:55:05,167 --> 01:55:07,533 Don't leave me. 940 01:55:07,583 --> 01:55:09,583 Not now. 941 01:55:24,500 --> 01:55:28,450 Goddess Isis, save her. 942 01:55:28,500 --> 01:55:31,783 Take me! 943 01:55:31,833 --> 01:55:35,958 Caesar prays to you, almighty goddess! 944 01:55:49,333 --> 01:55:51,333 Caesar... 945 01:56:29,208 --> 01:56:31,208 No. 946 01:56:36,375 --> 01:56:38,375 No. 947 01:56:42,917 --> 01:56:44,917 No. 948 01:58:22,292 --> 01:58:24,658 Leave us alone. 949 01:58:24,708 --> 01:58:26,708 Leave. 950 01:58:30,542 --> 01:58:32,617 Get out! 951 01:58:32,667 --> 01:58:34,667 Get out! 952 01:58:49,167 --> 01:58:51,167 Get out! 953 02:00:36,500 --> 02:00:39,917 Nooooo! 954 02:02:03,875 --> 02:02:06,365 I, Caesar Caligula, I declare a month of public 955 02:02:06,415 --> 02:02:08,617 mourning for our beloved sister Drusilla. 956 02:02:08,667 --> 02:02:15,436 Those who will laugh, wash or exercise sex will be sentenced to death. 957 02:03:14,458 --> 02:03:17,333 Is there any news about him? 958 02:03:29,292 --> 02:03:32,492 According to some information, 959 02:03:32,542 --> 02:03:34,542 he went to Egypt. 960 02:03:36,792 --> 02:03:40,625 What about other sources? 961 02:03:59,458 --> 02:04:01,458 To Greece, 962 02:04:03,333 --> 02:04:05,333 to Carthage, 963 02:04:06,792 --> 02:04:08,792 to Persia, 964 02:04:12,792 --> 02:04:15,325 to Gaul. 965 02:04:15,375 --> 02:04:17,825 Where do you think he is? 966 02:04:17,875 --> 02:04:20,992 He could be anywhere. 967 02:04:21,042 --> 02:04:22,783 No, 968 02:04:22,833 --> 02:04:26,617 He is here in Rome. 969 02:04:26,667 --> 02:04:28,667 He's testing us. 970 02:04:29,958 --> 02:04:32,867 I wouldn't laugh if I were you, Longinius. 971 02:04:32,917 --> 02:04:34,825 I won't eat or swim with my children, 972 02:04:34,875 --> 02:04:40,029 I will not have sexual relations with parents for a month. 973 02:11:26,292 --> 02:11:28,617 I've existed since creation of the world. 974 02:11:28,667 --> 02:11:32,075 And I will exist until the last one the star will not fall from the sky. 975 02:11:32,125 --> 02:11:35,408 And although I took the name of Guy Caligula, 976 02:11:35,458 --> 02:11:41,033 but I'm not that kind of person like everyone else. I... 977 02:11:41,083 --> 02:11:43,083 God. 978 02:11:58,458 --> 02:12:02,792 I'm waiting for a unanimous decision Senate, Claudius. 979 02:12:03,833 --> 02:12:09,458 Let all those who say "yes" they will say yes. 980 02:12:14,167 --> 02:12:16,167 Yes! 981 02:12:16,217 --> 02:12:18,217 Yes! Yes! 982 02:12:18,267 --> 02:12:20,267 Yes! Yes! Yes! 983 02:12:20,317 --> 02:12:22,317 Yes! 984 02:12:23,067 --> 02:12:25,067 Yes! 985 02:12:25,717 --> 02:12:27,717 Yes! Yes! 986 02:12:29,767 --> 02:12:31,767 Yes! Yes! 987 02:12:36,000 --> 02:12:38,000 Yes! 988 02:12:38,050 --> 02:12:40,050 Yes! 989 02:12:50,000 --> 02:12:52,000 Yes! Yes! 990 02:12:54,000 --> 02:12:56,000 Yes! 991 02:12:56,050 --> 02:12:58,050 Be-e-e! 992 02:12:58,800 --> 02:13:00,800 Be-e-e! 993 02:13:01,950 --> 02:13:03,950 Be-e-e! 994 02:13:05,000 --> 02:13:07,000 Be-e-e! 995 02:13:08,000 --> 02:13:10,000 Be-e-e! 996 02:13:10,050 --> 02:13:12,050 Be-e-e-e! 997 02:13:18,000 --> 02:13:20,000 B-e-e-e! 998 02:13:39,667 --> 02:13:43,242 Funeral period... 999 02:13:43,292 --> 02:13:45,292 finished! 1000 02:14:32,000 --> 02:14:34,533 That's it, Tsesonia, 1001 02:14:34,583 --> 02:14:36,658 what's wrong? 1002 02:14:36,708 --> 02:14:39,283 Why did you tell the Senate to declare you a god? 1003 02:14:39,333 --> 02:14:41,992 It was the decision of the Senate, not mine. 1004 02:14:42,042 --> 02:14:46,533 Anyway, I'm a god. 1005 02:14:46,583 --> 02:14:49,158 God with human feelings. 1006 02:14:49,208 --> 02:14:52,825 God in human form. 1007 02:14:52,875 --> 02:14:55,700 Do you believe in this? 1008 02:14:55,750 --> 02:14:57,533 Yes, of course. 1009 02:14:57,583 --> 02:15:01,333 Then you are as stupid as they are. 1010 02:15:08,792 --> 02:15:11,950 I don't want them to kill your human form. 1011 02:15:12,000 --> 02:15:13,200 They won't kill. 1012 02:15:13,250 --> 02:15:14,825 They are sheep. 1013 02:15:14,875 --> 02:15:17,908 Around me there are only hypocrites and sheep, 1014 02:15:17,958 --> 02:15:22,283 always talking about their devotion. 1015 02:15:22,333 --> 02:15:24,333 Be-e-e. 1016 02:15:25,917 --> 02:15:28,908 Don't trust the Senate. 1017 02:15:28,958 --> 02:15:35,000 I don't trust Longinus and I don’t trust Karya. 1018 02:15:36,583 --> 02:15:40,167 I only trust my little giant. 1019 02:15:42,792 --> 02:15:44,792 What about me? 1020 02:15:49,292 --> 02:15:51,325 I trust your heart 1021 02:15:51,375 --> 02:15:53,375 but not your head. 1022 02:16:01,458 --> 02:16:02,617 I know... 1023 02:16:02,667 --> 02:16:05,208 I'm not Drusilla. 1024 02:16:16,792 --> 02:16:18,792 Caligula. 1025 02:16:23,167 --> 02:16:26,242 Isis loves us. 1026 02:16:26,292 --> 02:16:27,825 We have everything. 1027 02:16:27,875 --> 02:16:29,875 All! 1028 02:16:31,792 --> 02:16:34,158 Why can't you be happy? 1029 02:16:34,208 --> 02:16:35,742 Happy? 1030 02:16:35,792 --> 02:16:40,617 Happy Emperor on the Roman throne? 1031 02:16:40,667 --> 02:16:42,617 This has never happened before. 1032 02:16:42,667 --> 02:16:46,658 You must show contempt to Roman institutions is it so obvious? 1033 02:16:46,708 --> 02:16:47,908 Yes. 1034 02:16:47,958 --> 02:16:49,958 Why? 1035 02:16:52,167 --> 02:16:54,917 This inspires me. 1036 02:17:15,375 --> 02:17:19,375 Won't you finish the massage? 1037 02:17:55,542 --> 02:17:58,292 You can't, Tsesonia. 1038 02:17:59,458 --> 02:18:02,000 I am god. 1039 02:19:16,708 --> 02:19:18,867 Don't you think that all gods now... 1040 02:19:18,917 --> 02:19:20,950 much cuter? 1041 02:19:21,000 --> 02:19:24,908 Oh yes, Caesar. 1042 02:19:24,958 --> 02:19:28,458 I spoke to Incitartus. 1043 02:19:41,667 --> 02:19:45,367 You like them, right? 1044 02:19:45,417 --> 02:19:47,417 What do you say? 1045 02:19:50,208 --> 02:19:53,033 I think he's deaf and dumb. 1046 02:19:53,083 --> 02:19:57,583 Everyone talks to God and everyone hears him. 1047 02:20:02,208 --> 02:20:03,658 Longinius. 1048 02:20:03,708 --> 02:20:05,992 Caesar? 1049 02:20:06,042 --> 02:20:09,617 We will invade... Britain. 1050 02:20:09,667 --> 02:20:11,950 But we can't afford it. 1051 02:20:12,000 --> 02:20:13,283 Don't argue with me. 1052 02:20:13,333 --> 02:20:16,583 I can't stand arguments. 1053 02:20:23,500 --> 02:20:27,083 I'm adamant. 1054 02:20:31,375 --> 02:20:35,875 Then, sir, we must return tax on wine. 1055 02:20:37,375 --> 02:20:38,825 No. 1056 02:20:38,875 --> 02:20:41,658 People will stop loving me if we tax their wine. 1057 02:20:41,708 --> 02:20:45,458 Then where will we find the money? 1058 02:20:49,792 --> 02:20:52,700 War, Longinius. War. 1059 02:20:52,750 --> 02:20:57,242 We will conquer, plunder, and enslave. 1060 02:20:57,292 --> 02:20:59,867 This is a logical way to find money. 1061 02:20:59,917 --> 02:21:01,450 Give orders. 1062 02:21:01,500 --> 02:21:03,325 Yes, divine Caesar. 1063 02:21:03,375 --> 02:21:08,242 And there is a lot of money in Rome too, we just have to collect them. 1064 02:21:08,292 --> 02:21:10,158 Don't worry, Longinus. 1065 02:21:10,208 --> 02:21:13,750 We will collect them. 1066 02:21:27,333 --> 02:21:29,325 Do you like my new march? 1067 02:21:29,375 --> 02:21:31,958 Yes, divine Caesar. 1068 02:21:35,833 --> 02:21:39,042 I will teach it to my legions. 1069 02:21:54,833 --> 02:21:56,408 Caesonia. 1070 02:21:56,458 --> 02:21:58,458 What do I look like? 1071 02:22:05,125 --> 02:22:07,450 Have a blast. 1072 02:22:07,500 --> 02:22:09,500 But be careful. 1073 02:22:17,708 --> 02:22:20,117 Now the fun begins 1074 02:22:20,167 --> 02:22:22,533 Will they join you too? 1075 02:22:22,583 --> 02:22:23,783 I don't know. 1076 02:22:23,833 --> 02:22:26,033 Let's ask them. 1077 02:22:26,083 --> 02:22:28,917 Longinius! 1078 02:22:33,417 --> 02:22:34,950 Longinus, 1079 02:22:35,000 --> 02:22:38,033 my financial genius. 1080 02:22:38,083 --> 02:22:40,367 Longinius. 1081 02:22:40,417 --> 02:22:43,200 We have a question for you. 1082 02:22:43,250 --> 02:22:47,208 Who are the richest people in Rome? 1083 02:22:52,542 --> 02:22:53,908 Answer: 1084 02:22:53,958 --> 02:22:56,583 pimps. 1085 02:22:59,333 --> 02:23:02,117 Question two. 1086 02:23:02,167 --> 02:23:07,333 Who are the most lustful whores in Rome? 1087 02:23:08,458 --> 02:23:10,458 Who? 1088 02:23:16,208 --> 02:23:18,033 Answer: 1089 02:23:18,083 --> 02:23:21,000 senators' wives. 1090 02:23:30,333 --> 02:23:32,333 Conclusion? 1091 02:23:34,500 --> 02:23:37,417 Imperial brothel! 1092 02:24:16,292 --> 02:24:21,242 Only 5 gold for every 20 minutes! 1093 02:24:21,292 --> 02:24:26,533 Great deal! After all, the majority of those present here women are noble married ladies! 1094 02:24:26,583 --> 02:24:28,825 Virgins, whores, 1095 02:24:28,875 --> 02:24:31,742 senators' wives. 1096 02:24:31,792 --> 02:24:35,333 We need to set a special price for you. 1097 02:24:43,250 --> 02:24:46,708 For only 5 gold! 1098 02:24:48,125 --> 02:24:51,033 Anyone who can hold out three hours or more 1099 02:24:51,083 --> 02:24:56,000 will receive a special prize Caesar for endurance. 1100 02:25:02,292 --> 02:25:04,875 Hairy nipples. 1101 02:25:07,125 --> 02:25:09,367 Senator Marcellus, 1102 02:25:09,417 --> 02:25:13,167 your wife will scare you away all clients! 1103 02:25:15,500 --> 02:25:18,125 Try the hot chestnuts. 1104 02:26:01,917 --> 02:26:04,917 We're sailing to Britain! 1105 02:27:26,000 --> 02:27:30,292 Mars tells me that we achieved a great victory. 1106 02:27:32,583 --> 02:27:34,158 What is he doing? 1107 02:27:34,208 --> 02:27:37,708 We're just a few away hours from Rome. 1108 02:27:58,292 --> 02:28:00,292 Kareya, 1109 02:28:01,375 --> 02:28:04,075 are we ready for invasion? 1110 02:28:04,125 --> 02:28:05,867 Yes, Caesar. 1111 02:28:05,917 --> 02:28:10,367 - Only... - Just what? 1112 02:28:10,417 --> 02:28:12,158 Where is Britain? 1113 02:28:12,208 --> 02:28:14,408 Where? 1114 02:28:14,458 --> 02:28:17,200 There. 1115 02:28:17,250 --> 02:28:18,825 Yes, lord... 1116 02:28:18,875 --> 02:28:20,367 There. 1117 02:28:20,417 --> 02:28:23,167 - But... - What but? 1118 02:28:25,458 --> 02:28:28,450 There are no enemies here. 1119 02:28:28,500 --> 02:28:31,325 The enemy is papyrus stems. 1120 02:28:31,375 --> 02:28:33,742 Papyrus, the divine Caesar? 1121 02:28:33,792 --> 02:28:37,117 Yes, papyrus. Don't be such a fool, Kareya. 1122 02:28:37,167 --> 02:28:41,375 Order my army to attack and destroy this papyrus. 1123 02:28:42,583 --> 02:28:47,083 There must be evidence that I conquered Britain. 1124 02:29:41,000 --> 02:29:43,367 ATTACK! 1125 02:29:43,417 --> 02:29:45,417 Destroy them! 1126 02:30:03,000 --> 02:30:05,917 Destroy them! Forward! 1127 02:30:21,958 --> 02:30:23,958 KILL! 1128 02:31:04,500 --> 02:31:08,867 While you were living here in Rome, safe 1129 02:31:08,917 --> 02:31:11,617 your favorite emperor risked his life 1130 02:31:11,667 --> 02:31:15,583 to preserve and increase the empire. 1131 02:31:18,792 --> 02:31:23,367 I heard the Senate doesn't believe that I actually sailed to Britain. 1132 02:31:23,417 --> 02:31:25,950 No, no, sir. 1133 02:31:26,000 --> 02:31:28,033 I conquered Britain 1134 02:31:28,083 --> 02:31:32,917 and the proof of this is 100 thousand papyrus stalks! 1135 02:31:42,000 --> 02:31:44,000 Ave! 1136 02:32:07,958 --> 02:32:10,492 They hate you now. 1137 02:32:10,542 --> 02:32:13,992 Let them hate me just as they are afraid. 1138 02:32:14,042 --> 02:32:18,367 But they are important people. Consuls and senators. 1139 02:32:18,417 --> 02:32:20,242 So important 1140 02:32:20,292 --> 02:32:22,533 that all my actions approve? They are furious. 1141 02:32:22,583 --> 02:32:23,950 But they don't say anything. 1142 02:32:24,000 --> 02:32:27,250 I don’t know how else to provoke them. 1143 02:32:55,500 --> 02:32:57,242 Underpants. 1144 02:32:57,292 --> 02:32:59,292 Sheep. 1145 02:33:03,833 --> 02:33:07,542 Almighty Caesar says: 1146 02:33:08,958 --> 02:33:10,958 take the grapes 1147 02:33:12,417 --> 02:33:15,625 and catch it with your mouth. 1148 02:33:18,167 --> 02:33:19,825 It didn't work out! 1149 02:33:19,875 --> 02:33:21,875 It didn't work out! 1150 02:33:24,875 --> 02:33:26,950 It didn't work out! 1151 02:33:27,000 --> 02:33:29,742 Remember everyone who It didn’t work out, Longinius. 1152 02:33:29,792 --> 02:33:32,875 Almighty Caesar says: Arise! 1153 02:33:35,875 --> 02:33:38,875 Almighty Caesar says: come down! 1154 02:33:44,083 --> 02:33:46,658 Almighty Caesar says: to the right! 1155 02:33:46,708 --> 02:33:48,708 Failed! 1156 02:33:49,833 --> 02:33:51,367 Failed! 1157 02:33:51,417 --> 02:33:56,242 Almighty Caesar says: run through the center! 1158 02:33:56,292 --> 02:33:57,742 Almighty Caesar says: 1159 02:33:57,792 --> 02:33:59,242 Jump! 1160 02:33:59,292 --> 02:34:00,367 Stop! 1161 02:34:00,417 --> 02:34:03,117 Failed! I couldn't handle it! 1162 02:34:03,167 --> 02:34:03,950 Failed! 1163 02:34:04,000 --> 02:34:06,283 Almighty Caesar says: Jump! 1164 02:34:06,333 --> 02:34:07,742 Stop! Bounce! 1165 02:34:07,792 --> 02:34:10,242 Stop! Bounce! Stop! 1166 02:34:10,292 --> 02:34:11,617 Stop! 1167 02:34:11,667 --> 02:34:15,200 Almighty Caesar says: crawl! 1168 02:34:15,250 --> 02:34:16,700 Crawl! Crawl! 1169 02:34:16,750 --> 02:34:18,117 Crawl! 1170 02:34:18,167 --> 02:34:20,167 Crawl! 1171 02:34:22,167 --> 02:34:25,333 I hate them! 1172 02:34:33,333 --> 02:34:37,792 Almighty Caesar says: enough! 1173 02:34:47,000 --> 02:34:49,742 Almighty Caesar says: 1174 02:34:49,792 --> 02:34:53,492 for the balance of the state we will confiscate the budget 1175 02:34:53,542 --> 02:34:58,000 all the fortune of those who betrayed Rome. 1176 02:34:59,625 --> 02:35:02,792 Announce the list, Longinius. 1177 02:35:04,833 --> 02:35:06,992 Senators Galba, 1178 02:35:07,042 --> 02:35:09,200 Aponius, 1179 02:35:09,250 --> 02:35:12,117 Marsely, 1180 02:35:12,167 --> 02:35:14,075 Anthony, 1181 02:35:14,125 --> 02:35:16,125 Kasius... 1182 02:35:17,708 --> 02:35:19,283 Kareya... 1183 02:35:19,333 --> 02:35:20,908 Cutonium... 1184 02:35:20,958 --> 02:35:22,617 They failed me... 1185 02:35:22,667 --> 02:35:23,700 Antonius Annis... 1186 02:35:23,750 --> 02:35:25,533 They failed Rome. 1187 02:35:25,583 --> 02:35:26,825 Felixius, 1188 02:35:26,875 --> 02:35:28,875 Arrest them! 1189 02:35:30,250 --> 02:35:32,325 Fodonius, 1190 02:35:32,375 --> 02:35:34,242 Tintus... 1191 02:35:34,292 --> 02:35:36,825 Almighty Caesar says: 1192 02:35:36,875 --> 02:35:39,644 - Arrest them! - Sylvian Omnius... 1193 02:35:46,000 --> 02:35:49,083 Guards, arrest them. 1194 02:36:07,917 --> 02:36:12,083 Almighty Caesar says: finish your dinner. 1195 02:36:14,417 --> 02:36:16,417 Eat! 1196 02:36:30,625 --> 02:36:33,075 Look at Karey. 1197 02:36:33,125 --> 02:36:35,158 For what? 1198 02:36:35,208 --> 02:36:37,158 The signs are not kind to you. 1199 02:36:37,208 --> 02:36:39,875 Be careful. 1200 02:36:41,792 --> 02:36:45,333 I think he wants to kill me. 1201 02:36:53,375 --> 02:36:56,200 What amused you, Caesar? 1202 02:36:56,250 --> 02:36:57,867 So, one thought. 1203 02:36:57,917 --> 02:37:00,792 May I ask which one? 1204 02:37:04,208 --> 02:37:06,075 All I have to do is nod my head 1205 02:37:06,125 --> 02:37:10,167 and your throats will be cut right here at the table. 1206 02:37:11,333 --> 02:37:14,950 This is the privilege of the Emperor. 1207 02:37:15,000 --> 02:37:18,367 It's true that it's against me Is there a conspiracy, Longinius? 1208 02:37:18,417 --> 02:37:25,617 Lord, I... It seems that there is some kind of secret conspiracy. 1209 02:37:25,667 --> 02:37:29,908 A conspiracy is always secret, otherwise This is no longer a conspiracy. Is that logical, Claudius? 1210 02:37:29,958 --> 02:37:32,408 This is clear even to such crazy people, right? 1211 02:37:32,458 --> 02:37:36,292 Yes, Caesar. 1212 02:37:45,083 --> 02:37:48,783 When are the next consular elections? 1213 02:37:48,833 --> 02:37:52,200 In two weeks, divine Caesar. 1214 02:37:52,250 --> 02:37:56,033 In two weeks I I will choose you as consul 1215 02:37:56,083 --> 02:38:00,000 the most noble Roman of all of you. 1216 02:38:31,292 --> 02:38:35,750 I, Caligula Caesar, named Se... 1217 02:38:40,000 --> 02:38:43,742 In the name of the people of Rome... 1218 02:38:43,792 --> 02:38:47,117 I appoint you as consul... 1219 02:38:47,167 --> 02:38:49,167 Incitartus! 1220 02:38:51,667 --> 02:38:53,667 Ave! 1221 02:39:02,500 --> 02:39:05,408 He addresses the people. 1222 02:39:05,458 --> 02:39:07,950 The Senate means nothing to him. 1223 02:39:08,000 --> 02:39:11,750 The new consul will address the Senate. 1224 02:39:27,292 --> 02:39:30,875 Ave, Incirtatus! 1225 02:39:47,958 --> 02:39:50,242 He mocks the gods and the Senate. 1226 02:39:50,292 --> 02:39:55,408 - Humiliates the army. - He makes prostitutes out of our wives. 1227 02:39:55,458 --> 02:39:58,167 This is why people love him. 1228 02:39:59,875 --> 02:40:03,367 Let him rejoice. 1229 02:40:03,417 --> 02:40:05,950 Will you be happy? 1230 02:40:06,000 --> 02:40:08,000 He will be happy. 1231 02:40:30,417 --> 02:40:33,917 What would you do if you were me? 1232 02:40:59,417 --> 02:41:02,000 You never answer me. 1233 02:41:19,542 --> 02:41:21,542 You don't exist. 1234 02:41:29,875 --> 02:41:32,825 You don't exist. 1235 02:41:32,875 --> 02:41:35,958 You don't exist! 1236 02:41:37,708 --> 02:41:39,708 No! 1237 02:41:53,750 --> 02:41:55,750 No! 1238 02:42:01,500 --> 02:42:05,033 You don't exist! 1239 02:42:05,083 --> 02:42:08,742 You don't exist! 1240 02:42:08,792 --> 02:42:13,083 No! 1241 02:46:15,042 --> 02:46:17,625 You need to sleep. 1242 02:46:18,667 --> 02:46:23,117 I'll have to come to terms with the idea that I will live forever. 1243 02:46:23,167 --> 02:46:25,833 I hope so. 1244 02:46:41,875 --> 02:46:44,875 I'm already going bald. 1245 02:46:51,750 --> 02:46:53,325 Not at all. 1246 02:46:53,375 --> 02:46:56,908 You never could face the truth. 1247 02:46:56,958 --> 02:46:58,992 Really?.. 1248 02:46:59,042 --> 02:47:01,617 Oh yes, sir. 1249 02:47:01,667 --> 02:47:03,667 Could you? 1250 02:47:10,500 --> 02:47:14,158 I need to sleep. 1251 02:47:14,208 --> 02:47:16,208 And I need you. 1252 02:48:03,583 --> 02:48:06,367 Are you ready? 1253 02:48:06,417 --> 02:48:10,792 Please speak, Sister Isis. 1254 02:48:12,750 --> 02:48:16,492 I wandered for a long time in the land of people... 1255 02:48:16,542 --> 02:48:21,417 in search of you, brother Osiris. 1256 02:48:28,792 --> 02:48:34,458 I was killed and cut into pieces. 1257 02:48:35,875 --> 02:48:43,417 You put me back together from pieces and breathed life into me with her kiss. 1258 02:48:53,708 --> 02:48:54,950 He waves to us. 1259 02:48:55,000 --> 02:48:57,000 Wave back. 1260 02:49:12,167 --> 02:49:14,200 Doesn't matter. 1261 02:49:14,250 --> 02:49:17,375 It's just a play. 1262 02:50:31,417 --> 02:50:34,533 Dance master, who are these people? 1263 02:50:34,583 --> 02:50:39,375 These are the dancers from Troy, divine Caesar. 1264 02:50:45,792 --> 02:50:50,117 Do they know Hector's dance of death? 1265 02:50:50,167 --> 02:50:52,167 Yes, Caesar. 1266 02:51:39,292 --> 02:51:41,833 Do you want to see my dance? 1267 02:52:11,324 --> 02:52:13,324 Password. 1268 02:52:13,375 --> 02:52:15,375 Password? 1269 02:52:17,375 --> 02:52:19,375 Scrotum. 1270 02:52:31,750 --> 02:52:33,750 So be it. 1271 02:53:08,417 --> 02:53:10,417 I... 1272 02:53:11,625 --> 02:53:14,325 ...I will survive. 1273 02:53:14,375 --> 02:53:16,375 I will live. 1274 02:53:21,042 --> 02:53:25,075 I... anyway... 1275 02:53:25,125 --> 02:53:27,125 ... I will live. 1276 02:53:38,375 --> 02:53:40,375 Let's! 1277 02:54:19,250 --> 02:54:21,250 Guards! 1278 02:54:32,000 --> 02:54:35,083 Hail, Claudius Caesar! 1279 02:54:37,606 --> 02:54:40,006 Aww! Aww! Aww! 1280 02:55:43,000 --> 02:55:47,000 CALIGULA