1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:32,700 --== McEphie ==-- For latest releases visit moviesnipipay website 2 00:00:10,545 --> 00:00:12,129 {\an8}Hang in there! 3 00:00:12,154 --> 00:00:14,570 {\an8}Don't go to the light {\an8}just yet, okay? 4 00:00:14,595 --> 00:00:16,595 {\an8}Please! 5 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:23,225 {\an8}One, two, three, push! 6 00:00:25,875 --> 00:00:26,875 {\an8}Come on! One more! 7 00:00:26,875 --> 00:00:29,529 {\an8}One, two, three, push! 8 00:00:31,273 --> 00:00:32,315 {\an8}I'm Dax, 9 00:00:32,340 --> 00:00:34,934 {\an8}short for Dakila Dakobuto. 10 00:00:34,959 --> 00:00:36,467 And I'm here to share 11 00:00:36,492 --> 00:00:38,497 the strange story of my life, 12 00:00:38,845 --> 00:00:40,262 which all boils down to 13 00:00:40,287 --> 00:00:43,454 having an unusually large manhood. 14 00:00:43,479 --> 00:00:44,479 Yes, 15 00:00:44,504 --> 00:00:45,462 I'm talking about my penis. 16 00:00:45,506 --> 00:00:46,825 It won't come out! 17 00:00:46,850 --> 00:00:48,343 Something's blocking it! 18 00:00:48,414 --> 00:00:49,869 Let's just do a C-section! 19 00:00:49,894 --> 00:00:51,875 Damn you, Doc! 20 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:54,837 I don't want a C-section, I can't afford it! 21 00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,856 Son of a bitch, we can do this! 22 00:00:57,088 --> 00:00:59,529 Nurse Gina, give us a hand! 23 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:08,437 Okay. One, two, three, push! 24 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:13,716 One more time. One, two, three, push! 25 00:01:14,711 --> 00:01:16,433 There it is! I can see the head! 26 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:17,458 There it is! Pull it out! 27 00:01:17,483 --> 00:01:20,270 From the moment I entered this world, 28 00:01:20,704 --> 00:01:23,246 the doctors and nurses at the hospital went bonkers. 29 00:01:23,676 --> 00:01:26,426 Turns out, the reason it wasn't easy to pull me out 30 00:01:26,622 --> 00:01:28,913 was because something big was blocking the way. 31 00:01:30,666 --> 00:01:32,833 They were stunned because, as a baby, 32 00:01:32,936 --> 00:01:35,508 I already had an unusually large penis. 33 00:01:35,533 --> 00:01:37,200 Nothing about its size was normal. 34 00:01:41,498 --> 00:01:44,684 And because my mother endured a difficult childbirth, 35 00:01:44,804 --> 00:01:46,179 she died. 36 00:01:46,452 --> 00:01:49,370 It's my first time to see her face in this flashback. 37 00:01:49,563 --> 00:01:52,854 So this is where my chaotic life begins. 38 00:01:53,623 --> 00:01:55,248 Yes, that's me! 39 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:59,036 The Mola Adventure of Boy Kaldag! 40 00:02:57,349 --> 00:02:58,891 Ah! 41 00:02:59,306 --> 00:03:00,306 Next! 42 00:03:00,333 --> 00:03:01,486 [groaning] 43 00:03:05,867 --> 00:03:07,575 Chew your guava leaves. 44 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:18,797 It hurts! 45 00:03:19,217 --> 00:03:20,551 Ouch! 46 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:21,701 Next! 47 00:03:24,683 --> 00:03:26,433 Chew your guava leaves. 48 00:03:32,386 --> 00:03:33,969 Ouch! 49 00:03:34,337 --> 00:03:35,837 It hurts! 50 00:03:37,911 --> 00:03:38,911 Next! 51 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,008 Chew your guava leaves. 52 00:03:52,878 --> 00:03:53,920 Holy shit! 53 00:03:53,945 --> 00:03:55,822 Your dick is enormous. 54 00:03:56,021 --> 00:03:57,104 This wont do. 55 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,208 I'll switch to this. 56 00:04:02,450 --> 00:04:03,783 I have this thing. 57 00:04:04,470 --> 00:04:05,493 Let's use this instead. 58 00:04:05,993 --> 00:04:07,077 It's big enough. 59 00:04:09,427 --> 00:04:10,761 This should work 60 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:13,641 for that huge thing. 61 00:04:13,937 --> 00:04:15,228 Alright. 62 00:04:29,584 --> 00:04:30,668 Next! 63 00:04:39,006 --> 00:04:41,298 Why didn't you get circumcised when you were a kid? 64 00:04:41,799 --> 00:04:42,799 I was scared! 65 00:04:43,018 --> 00:04:44,035 Take it easy. 66 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:45,612 - Yeah! - That's huge! 67 00:04:45,831 --> 00:04:47,081 It's just right for you! 68 00:04:47,106 --> 00:04:48,398 You're a grown man! 69 00:05:02,851 --> 00:05:04,309 Is Miss Salome not ready yet? 70 00:05:04,425 --> 00:05:05,484 She's almost ready. 71 00:05:05,545 --> 00:05:06,818 - Really? - But... 72 00:05:06,919 --> 00:05:08,211 Let's do something while waiting. 73 00:05:08,358 --> 00:05:10,686 Wanna do a quick PikPok video? 74 00:05:11,803 --> 00:05:12,803 Pikpok... 75 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:13,938 Check it out. 76 00:05:14,255 --> 00:05:16,296 You've got endorsement shoots lined up, Dax. 77 00:05:16,324 --> 00:05:17,586 You've got Robooster. 78 00:05:17,914 --> 00:05:19,848 It's supposed to boost your libido and make your penis grow big. 79 00:05:20,056 --> 00:05:21,139 You know what that's about. 80 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:23,789 Wait, there's more. 81 00:05:23,814 --> 00:05:26,144 Here's another: Super Jumbo Hotdog. 82 00:05:26,358 --> 00:05:28,025 Pak! Pak! Pak! 83 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,094 And you've got some coffee products. 84 00:05:30,119 --> 00:05:31,619 This one supposedly has ginseng 85 00:05:31,644 --> 00:05:33,519 and something called kantot ali. 86 00:05:33,544 --> 00:05:36,750 Hey, hey, hey. Pretty sure it's not “kantot ali.” 87 00:05:36,775 --> 00:05:38,317 It's tongkat ali, dude. 88 00:05:38,342 --> 00:05:40,524 - The hell, are you an idiot? - Tongkat ali? 89 00:05:40,549 --> 00:05:41,683 Yeah, it's tongkat ali. 90 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,291 Tongkat ali, oh yeah, that's right. 91 00:05:43,316 --> 00:05:44,316 Oh! 92 00:05:44,341 --> 00:05:46,007 What about you? What's that? 93 00:05:46,754 --> 00:05:47,879 An ice bag? 94 00:05:47,904 --> 00:05:51,088 Are we also endorsing ice bags now? 95 00:05:51,113 --> 00:05:52,943 That's not a bag of ice. 96 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:53,968 That's a condom. 97 00:05:53,993 --> 00:05:55,791 Look closer. 98 00:05:56,413 --> 00:05:57,693 They're launching a new product. 99 00:05:58,315 --> 00:05:59,798 The Jumbo Condom. 100 00:06:00,154 --> 00:06:02,237 The condom made for super-sized cocks. 101 00:06:02,478 --> 00:06:03,894 It's perfect for you. 102 00:06:03,919 --> 00:06:05,625 Alright, that's crazy. 103 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:10,541 Sir Dax, they are ready. 104 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,004 Ms. Salome wants you now. 105 00:06:12,379 --> 00:06:13,699 - Oh, really? - You can go in now. 106 00:06:13,958 --> 00:06:15,873 - Yes, sir. - Okay. 107 00:06:15,898 --> 00:06:17,375 Hello, hello, hello. 108 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,983 Are the kids asleep? 109 00:06:19,058 --> 00:06:20,850 Because your naughty podcast is back 110 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:23,755 where all the nasty things you've been hushing and shushing about 111 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:25,699 we're here to shout out loud. 112 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,386 My name is Salome Salvi, 113 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:29,079 I'm a pornographic actress, 114 00:06:29,104 --> 00:06:30,724 and welcome to my podcast: 115 00:06:31,043 --> 00:06:32,293 Sshhh! 116 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:34,799 With 20 million followers, 117 00:06:34,824 --> 00:06:37,574 man, it was incredibly hard to track him down. 118 00:06:37,822 --> 00:06:38,933 Please welcome, 119 00:06:38,958 --> 00:06:40,375 the Kaldag King himself! 120 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,708 The one and only… 121 00:06:41,893 --> 00:06:43,143 Dax! 122 00:06:43,274 --> 00:06:45,516 Hi, Salome. I'm very honored to be a guest 123 00:06:45,541 --> 00:06:46,689 on your podcast. 124 00:06:46,714 --> 00:06:48,464 No, no. I'm the one who's honored 125 00:06:48,489 --> 00:06:50,930 that you chose us as your first guesting. 126 00:06:51,001 --> 00:06:52,585 But, I get it. 127 00:06:52,610 --> 00:06:54,027 It's Salome, duh! 128 00:06:54,795 --> 00:06:56,086 Now, I invited you here 129 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,957 just to ask one question. 130 00:06:58,654 --> 00:07:00,174 Is it really as big as they say it is? 131 00:07:00,477 --> 00:07:01,643 I'm so embarrassed. 132 00:07:02,081 --> 00:07:03,956 That's really your first question? 133 00:07:04,565 --> 00:07:05,565 Well, 134 00:07:05,637 --> 00:07:06,721 see it for yourself. 135 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,893 Just see? 136 00:07:07,918 --> 00:07:09,289 I don't want to just see it! 137 00:07:09,314 --> 00:07:10,558 I wanna touch it, 138 00:07:10,583 --> 00:07:11,708 I wanna feel it, 139 00:07:11,733 --> 00:07:12,941 I wanna taste it! 140 00:07:12,978 --> 00:07:15,374 And I want to see that legendary thrust in person. 141 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:18,796 Wait... Are you blushing? 142 00:07:18,964 --> 00:07:20,609 It's so hot in here. 143 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:23,291 We're only just starting and you're already making me sweat. 144 00:07:23,384 --> 00:07:24,759 Oh, don't be nervous. 145 00:07:24,784 --> 00:07:26,076 It's just me. 146 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:29,100 Of course, you're here because every woman 147 00:07:29,125 --> 00:07:31,000 and the entire queer community 148 00:07:31,095 --> 00:07:33,375 are curious about the real Boy Kaldag 149 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,108 behind your videos. 150 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:37,166 So, tell us your story. 151 00:07:37,191 --> 00:07:38,858 Today, I'm going to strip you down. 152 00:07:39,083 --> 00:07:40,375 Tell us 153 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,750 where you came from 154 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,708 and why your package is so big? 155 00:07:43,708 --> 00:07:45,028 What were your mother's cravings? 156 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:47,291 I was just a simple kid. 157 00:07:47,833 --> 00:07:49,666 I lost my mom early. 158 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:51,875 I never met my dad. 159 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:54,583 It was my aunt who raised me. 160 00:07:55,166 --> 00:07:56,458 But I must admit, 161 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:59,125 my childhood wasn't easy. 162 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:00,958 Even as a kid, 163 00:08:01,416 --> 00:08:03,083 this thing has been a big problem for me. 164 00:08:04,083 --> 00:08:05,083 You know what I mean. 165 00:08:05,083 --> 00:08:06,500 A big problem? 166 00:08:07,041 --> 00:08:10,416 How can that be a problem? It's every man's dream! 167 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:12,708 To be blessed with a monstrous cock! 168 00:08:13,166 --> 00:08:14,750 What happened in your childhood 169 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:18,125 that made you call your unusually large package a curse? 170 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:20,375 Ever since I was a kid, 171 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,333 everyone in our village 172 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,333 would whisper about my big dick. 173 00:08:24,916 --> 00:08:26,791 Actually, anyone who lays eyes on it, 174 00:08:26,916 --> 00:08:28,958 be it doctors, or nurses, 175 00:08:29,125 --> 00:08:30,333 even when I got circumcised, 176 00:08:31,125 --> 00:08:32,642 all their jaws would drop to the floor. 177 00:08:32,666 --> 00:08:34,041 Because at a very young age, 178 00:08:34,625 --> 00:08:36,541 I've been using adult-sized briefs. 179 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:39,041 There was a time 180 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,958 back when I was in high school, 181 00:08:41,625 --> 00:08:43,916 they've always thought of me as a pervert. 182 00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:46,375 Even my teacher. 183 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,436 I'll never forget it. 184 00:11:24,253 --> 00:11:25,295 Dax. 185 00:11:32,354 --> 00:11:33,396 Dax! 186 00:11:33,847 --> 00:11:35,284 Dax Dakila! 187 00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:37,259 Are you listening to me? 188 00:11:37,936 --> 00:11:38,936 Um, yes, ma'am. 189 00:11:39,068 --> 00:11:40,401 You naughty little rascal. 190 00:11:40,426 --> 00:11:42,745 Why do you keep staring at my skirt? 191 00:11:42,796 --> 00:11:44,878 Aren't you too young to be a peeping Tom? 192 00:11:45,116 --> 00:11:46,116 Ma'am... 193 00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,179 Whoa! 194 00:11:47,204 --> 00:11:48,579 Quiet! Quiet! 195 00:11:48,631 --> 00:11:50,173 I wasn't peeping. 196 00:11:50,354 --> 00:11:53,354 Don't lie to me. I've been watching you stare between my skirt. 197 00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:55,686 I was just staring into space. 198 00:11:56,037 --> 00:11:57,386 I was thinking about the answer. 199 00:11:57,441 --> 00:11:59,358 Don't give me some lame excuse. 200 00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:02,380 You're telling me you're concentrating. 201 00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:05,332 Just admit you were peeping! 202 00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,918 Whoa! 203 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,409 You've been repeating your school year 204 00:12:09,434 --> 00:12:11,184 because all you do is be naughty. 205 00:12:11,209 --> 00:12:12,729 [students laughing] 206 00:12:12,754 --> 00:12:15,675 Ma'am, you can't prove that I was peeping. 207 00:12:15,746 --> 00:12:17,204 I don't have a pink eye. 208 00:12:17,229 --> 00:12:19,937 I can report you to the principal or the Department of Education. 209 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:23,125 This is student brutality. 210 00:12:23,691 --> 00:12:25,108 I don't have proof? 211 00:12:25,164 --> 00:12:26,164 Stand up! 212 00:12:26,266 --> 00:12:27,349 Stand up. 213 00:12:27,374 --> 00:12:28,607 Whoa! 214 00:12:29,061 --> 00:12:30,061 Get up! 215 00:12:30,086 --> 00:12:32,135 - Stand up! - Stand up! 216 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,184 I'm already up, ma'am. 217 00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:39,980 [students laughing] 218 00:12:40,005 --> 00:12:42,085 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 219 00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:44,045 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 220 00:12:44,255 --> 00:12:46,272 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 221 00:12:46,316 --> 00:12:48,396 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 222 00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:50,681 - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! - Dax Batuta! Dax Batuta! 223 00:12:52,247 --> 00:12:54,671 Ah, jeez. Boys will be boys. 224 00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:57,219 You really start young. 225 00:12:57,307 --> 00:12:59,435 You didn't have porn streaming back then, 226 00:12:59,460 --> 00:13:02,335 that's why you fantasized about your teacher. 227 00:13:02,437 --> 00:13:06,209 Your teacher was probably as sexy as Angeli Khang. 228 00:13:06,795 --> 00:13:09,087 Yes, but I cried back then. 229 00:13:09,545 --> 00:13:11,425 I was so embarrassed in front of my classmates. 230 00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:13,406 When I got home, 231 00:13:13,756 --> 00:13:15,678 I asked my aunt. 232 00:13:16,225 --> 00:13:18,308 I'm winning! 233 00:13:18,333 --> 00:13:21,166 It's catching up! 234 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:22,191 No cheating! 235 00:13:26,496 --> 00:13:29,458 Under letter N, thirty-three! 236 00:13:31,542 --> 00:13:33,939 For Christ's sake. 237 00:13:34,257 --> 00:13:35,732 You're back too early! 238 00:13:36,714 --> 00:13:37,714 Hey! 239 00:13:37,936 --> 00:13:39,607 Go back to school! 240 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,333 Look at this kid! 241 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:44,873 You cut classes, didn't you? 242 00:13:46,893 --> 00:13:48,018 Hey! Answer me! 243 00:13:49,518 --> 00:13:52,382 I'm talking to you! I said answer me... 244 00:13:52,407 --> 00:13:54,491 Auntie, they were laughing at me at school. 245 00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:57,903 They're calling me Dax Batuta. 246 00:13:59,271 --> 00:14:00,271 Auntie. 247 00:14:01,059 --> 00:14:03,389 Why is it that when my thing gets angry, 248 00:14:04,913 --> 00:14:05,913 it gets so big? 249 00:14:07,057 --> 00:14:08,848 It's so embarrassing in class. 250 00:14:21,416 --> 00:14:22,458 You! 251 00:14:22,483 --> 00:14:25,583 You're a grown man and you're still so sensitive! 252 00:14:26,204 --> 00:14:27,704 Well, you do have a big dick! 253 00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,723 So what if they tease you about it? 254 00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:31,819 It's true, though, isn't it? You've got a huge package. 255 00:14:32,119 --> 00:14:33,416 Stop being so dramatic! 256 00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:35,170 I don't want to see you crying! 257 00:14:35,581 --> 00:14:39,545 Even if they call you Dax Batuta, so what? 258 00:14:40,268 --> 00:14:41,476 That thing. 259 00:14:41,943 --> 00:14:44,568 That thing will bring you success one day! 260 00:14:44,891 --> 00:14:46,391 Because it's extraordinary! 261 00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:48,963 You've been blessed. 262 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:53,670 Don't you think so? So don't get upset when they call you big dick. 263 00:14:58,664 --> 00:15:00,956 It's true. Why should you be upset? 264 00:15:01,914 --> 00:15:04,866 Even my aunt couldn't explain it. 265 00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:07,664 She didn't know what to tell me. 266 00:15:08,246 --> 00:15:11,061 But I'm so grateful for her. 267 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:14,433 Even though my father left me, 268 00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,540 and my mother passed away, 269 00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:20,284 she was the only one who truly cared for and raised me. 270 00:15:20,365 --> 00:15:22,531 My Auntie Dolor loved me so much. 271 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:25,683 You're so lucky to have a strong Auntie Dolor 272 00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:27,954 who cared so much about you and raised you as her own. 273 00:15:27,979 --> 00:15:30,555 Sorry, you've been packing since birth. 274 00:15:31,229 --> 00:15:33,592 How was your teenage years? 275 00:15:33,804 --> 00:15:35,142 I'm wondering 276 00:15:35,439 --> 00:15:37,189 about your first time. 277 00:15:37,558 --> 00:15:39,974 Hey! That's one of Direk Roman's films! 278 00:15:39,999 --> 00:15:42,416 First Time! Watch out for it in theaters. 279 00:15:42,664 --> 00:15:45,327 So, let's talk about your first time, if you don't mind. 280 00:15:45,586 --> 00:15:48,586 When? Who? Where? How? 281 00:15:48,611 --> 00:15:50,903 You know, the title of this podcast is Shhh!, 282 00:15:50,928 --> 00:15:53,402 but there's no shushing those secrets! 283 00:15:55,511 --> 00:15:56,594 Well, Salome... 284 00:15:56,619 --> 00:15:57,744 The truth is, 285 00:15:58,592 --> 00:16:01,301 I don't really want to revisit that chapter of my life. 286 00:16:02,249 --> 00:16:04,712 Because it was so embarrassing and traumatic. 287 00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:07,074 I understand. 288 00:16:07,282 --> 00:16:08,366 Well, 289 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,407 when it comes to trauma, 290 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,484 you don't have to talk about it if you don't want to. 291 00:16:13,954 --> 00:16:14,954 No pressure. 292 00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:17,508 But honestly, 293 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:20,880 a lot of people are curious about how you first became aware, 294 00:16:20,996 --> 00:16:23,996 and how Dax's big dick woke up. 295 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,383 How do I even begin… 296 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,288 It's really embarrassing, I promise. 297 00:16:30,717 --> 00:16:31,842 But, 298 00:16:32,637 --> 00:16:33,846 here's how it went... 299 00:16:35,367 --> 00:16:36,972 When I was 16 years old, 300 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,045 we were doing a bit better financially. 301 00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:42,454 My Aunt Dolor had managed to buy a small two-door apartment 302 00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:48,147 through selling tocino, tapa, longganisa, and other products. 303 00:16:48,289 --> 00:16:52,660 She had saved enough to send me to a private school. 304 00:16:52,817 --> 00:16:54,233 But that day, 305 00:16:54,358 --> 00:16:55,941 we didn't have classes. 306 00:16:55,966 --> 00:16:58,383 And there was a water shortage in our area. 307 00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:00,751 So Aunt Dolor asked me 308 00:17:00,776 --> 00:17:04,901 to fetch some water from the pump down the street. 309 00:17:04,926 --> 00:17:07,217 I'll never forget that day! 310 00:17:07,438 --> 00:17:09,479 Something extraordinary happened to me. 311 00:17:30,594 --> 00:17:31,886 Is somebody home? 312 00:17:36,068 --> 00:17:38,308 Yes, what can I do for you, handsome? 313 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,862 I brought water for you. 314 00:17:41,192 --> 00:17:43,984 My aunt told me to bring it here in your unit 315 00:17:44,316 --> 00:17:47,040 since water will run out at three o'clock. 316 00:17:47,603 --> 00:17:50,082 Oh? Perfect timing. 317 00:17:51,322 --> 00:17:52,739 I was about to take a bath. 318 00:17:54,895 --> 00:17:57,520 Please bring it inside. 319 00:18:11,834 --> 00:18:14,126 Okay, ma'am. I should be getting back. 320 00:18:14,589 --> 00:18:16,922 Not so fast. Come here for a second. 321 00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,034 Come into the bathroom. 322 00:18:22,912 --> 00:18:24,629 Oh, here. 323 00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:27,929 Use this to scrub my back. I can't reach it. 324 00:20:17,929 --> 00:20:20,804 Shit! It's so big! 325 00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:29,500 She wouldn't stop sucking me. 326 00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:30,876 Turns out, 327 00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:33,975 her retainer got stuck on my penis. 328 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,235 Whoa! For real? 329 00:20:36,315 --> 00:20:39,125 Your little buddy is something else. 330 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,631 It was your first time 331 00:20:40,677 --> 00:20:42,537 and it already gotten you into trouble. 332 00:20:42,562 --> 00:20:43,562 Damn! 333 00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:45,141 When your fans hear about this, 334 00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,332 you'll go viral again. 335 00:20:47,357 --> 00:20:50,067 Poor Amanda. 336 00:20:50,095 --> 00:20:51,845 What happened to her mouth? 337 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,710 Did her jaw get dislocated? 338 00:20:53,735 --> 00:20:55,318 Did it stretch out? 339 00:20:55,363 --> 00:20:56,623 How was she? 340 00:20:56,704 --> 00:20:58,829 What happened to her? I can't even imagine. 341 00:20:59,419 --> 00:21:00,794 Dax! Doc! 342 00:21:00,819 --> 00:21:03,034 What happened to my nephew, Doc? 343 00:21:03,059 --> 00:21:06,250 - Nurse! What happened? - Ma'am, calm down. 344 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:08,582 Wait, wait. What happened? 345 00:21:09,225 --> 00:21:10,225 Nurse! Nurse! Please, I need someone here. 346 00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,666 Son of a bitch! 347 00:21:11,691 --> 00:21:13,316 Somebody call the guard. 348 00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:16,651 What happened to you? How did it happen? 349 00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:19,067 Someone has recorded a video of us in the hospital. 350 00:21:19,730 --> 00:21:21,392 And that video went viral. 351 00:21:22,043 --> 00:21:25,632 What have you done to my nephew? 352 00:21:31,005 --> 00:21:32,005 Homer? 353 00:21:32,287 --> 00:21:33,704 You bitch! 354 00:21:33,729 --> 00:21:36,229 Everyone has seen what a slut you are! 355 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,149 Homer was furious. 356 00:21:39,174 --> 00:21:40,549 He's Amanda's husband. 357 00:21:40,811 --> 00:21:43,561 He suddenly came home from working on a ship. 358 00:21:43,832 --> 00:21:45,266 You bitch! You shameless bitch! 359 00:21:45,291 --> 00:21:46,500 Damn you! 360 00:21:47,094 --> 00:21:48,916 Damn you, stop it! 361 00:21:51,791 --> 00:21:53,458 - Damn you, stop it! - Shit! 362 00:21:53,967 --> 00:21:55,467 - Help! - Screw you! 363 00:21:55,492 --> 00:21:57,951 Somebody help me! Stop it! 364 00:21:57,976 --> 00:21:59,267 Let's take this outside. 365 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,776 So the neighbors can see 366 00:22:00,801 --> 00:22:02,010 - just how much of a monster you are! - Let me go! 367 00:22:02,035 --> 00:22:04,059 Stop it! Stop it! 368 00:22:04,083 --> 00:22:05,750 Enough! 369 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,208 Homer, stop that! 370 00:22:07,233 --> 00:22:08,733 - Your wife is getting hurt! - Enough! 371 00:22:08,804 --> 00:22:10,058 Help! 372 00:22:10,083 --> 00:22:11,583 Stop it please! 373 00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,500 You're such a piece of shit! You haven't changed at all! 374 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,969 Stop hurting your wife! 375 00:22:15,994 --> 00:22:17,162 Damn all of you! 376 00:22:17,578 --> 00:22:19,245 Don't you dare interfere! 377 00:22:19,270 --> 00:22:21,166 Your wife's already bleeding! 378 00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:24,514 Which one of you dared to mess with my wife? 379 00:22:25,702 --> 00:22:28,125 Which one of you screwed my wife? 380 00:22:29,042 --> 00:22:30,300 Hey! 381 00:22:30,325 --> 00:22:31,365 It's not me! 382 00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:35,125 Not my nephew! 383 00:22:35,150 --> 00:22:36,850 Leave him be! Homer! 384 00:22:36,875 --> 00:22:38,542 Calm down. I'm telling you. 385 00:22:38,567 --> 00:22:40,318 You'll end up killing your wife. 386 00:22:40,656 --> 00:22:42,157 Not these kids! 387 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:44,777 Please, for God's sake, think twice. 388 00:22:46,007 --> 00:22:47,219 Auntie? Auntie Dolor! 389 00:22:49,808 --> 00:22:51,655 You stupid bitch! 390 00:22:55,199 --> 00:22:57,116 Damn you! 391 00:23:05,031 --> 00:23:06,156 Help! 392 00:23:06,181 --> 00:23:07,388 Screw you! 393 00:23:08,019 --> 00:23:09,019 Amanda! 394 00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:10,366 Move! 395 00:23:10,959 --> 00:23:11,959 Amanda! 396 00:23:14,205 --> 00:23:15,911 What? What! 397 00:23:16,431 --> 00:23:18,056 Homer, stop it! 398 00:23:18,412 --> 00:23:19,635 Damn you! 399 00:23:20,051 --> 00:23:21,722 Come back here! 400 00:23:22,375 --> 00:23:25,375 Homer was about to shoot Amanda. 401 00:23:25,552 --> 00:23:26,552 But wait! 402 00:23:26,616 --> 00:23:28,116 There's more! 403 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,622 Suddenly, 404 00:23:31,647 --> 00:23:33,496 a carriage shows up! 405 00:23:36,927 --> 00:23:39,302 Like a knight in shining armor. 406 00:23:41,443 --> 00:23:44,082 But the horse got startled. 407 00:23:44,107 --> 00:23:45,829 It kicked Amanda in the head. 408 00:23:52,875 --> 00:23:55,468 And that's what ended up killing Amanda! 409 00:23:57,192 --> 00:23:58,317 Well, 410 00:23:58,342 --> 00:24:01,112 that escalated in a way I did not expect! 411 00:24:01,658 --> 00:24:03,544 That's morbid as fuck! 412 00:24:03,983 --> 00:24:05,152 I agree. 413 00:24:05,786 --> 00:24:06,786 Until now, 414 00:24:07,109 --> 00:24:10,109 I still feel sad whenever I remember that story. 415 00:24:11,351 --> 00:24:13,976 Like it was all my fault. 416 00:24:15,055 --> 00:24:16,711 Anyway, after that, 417 00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,131 I started avoiding women. 418 00:24:19,964 --> 00:24:21,130 I got scared! 419 00:24:22,184 --> 00:24:23,726 I even went soul-searching. 420 00:24:24,742 --> 00:24:26,342 I didn't think of getting a girlfriend. 421 00:24:26,467 --> 00:24:28,996 I just started going out alone back in college. 422 00:24:29,918 --> 00:24:31,834 I mean, I got seriously traumatized. 423 00:24:34,007 --> 00:24:36,007 I would just avoid women in general. 424 00:24:36,394 --> 00:24:38,353 I would watch movies by myself. 425 00:24:38,737 --> 00:24:40,154 I hang out with myself. 426 00:24:40,784 --> 00:24:41,867 No dates! 427 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:43,899 I don't want to be around women. 428 00:24:44,117 --> 00:24:46,159 Because all they see me as one thing! 429 00:24:46,298 --> 00:24:49,298 A walking giant dick! 430 00:24:49,425 --> 00:24:50,466 Oh, 431 00:24:50,546 --> 00:24:52,100 I don't want to die. 432 00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,208 Mister. 433 00:25:13,494 --> 00:25:15,399 Please have mercy on me. 434 00:25:15,424 --> 00:25:18,380 I don't have money for the fare. 435 00:25:18,405 --> 00:25:21,606 You think you could spare a few coins for me? 436 00:25:21,751 --> 00:25:23,251 Come on, mister. 437 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,025 Please, I'm begging you. 438 00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:30,138 Hey! I know this one! 439 00:25:30,576 --> 00:25:32,909 Shit, I've seen this movie before! 440 00:25:33,244 --> 00:25:34,452 It was good. 441 00:25:51,604 --> 00:25:53,396 That's how you men are. 442 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,262 All you care about is our pussy. 443 00:25:58,289 --> 00:26:00,414 Once you get what you want, 444 00:26:01,541 --> 00:26:02,999 you just leave us behind. 445 00:26:09,264 --> 00:26:11,097 Tomorrow, you'll be gone. 446 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,078 Where are you guys going, and how many? 447 00:26:56,405 --> 00:26:57,446 Miss. 448 00:26:57,509 --> 00:26:59,550 I'll cover your fare. 449 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:03,403 Here. 450 00:27:03,496 --> 00:27:04,996 To Nueva Segovia. 451 00:27:06,032 --> 00:27:07,241 Nueva Segovia? 452 00:27:07,403 --> 00:27:09,291 This route's just to Fairview. 453 00:27:09,724 --> 00:27:11,391 Wait, Miss. Do you even know him? 454 00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:13,655 Oh! No, sir. He just sat down here. 455 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,800 Miss. 456 00:27:16,782 --> 00:27:19,074 Weren't you asking me for a free ride? 457 00:27:19,676 --> 00:27:21,551 You seem like a rapist. 458 00:27:21,615 --> 00:27:24,282 Treat her to the fare, then buy her a cellphone. 459 00:27:24,307 --> 00:27:25,747 Oh, then you'll take her to a motel. 460 00:27:25,922 --> 00:27:28,077 I'm gonna call the cops on you! 461 00:27:28,102 --> 00:27:29,143 Come on, Boss. 462 00:27:29,625 --> 00:27:31,125 I'm not a bad person. 463 00:27:32,113 --> 00:27:33,644 - Miss, please. - Bro! 464 00:27:33,689 --> 00:27:36,397 - Pull over. We have a pervert here. - Is this a prank? 465 00:27:36,435 --> 00:27:39,310 - I'm not a pervert. Believe me. - Bro, stop the bus, we got a pervert. 466 00:27:39,335 --> 00:27:43,228 Oh, please, mister. I don't believe in guys like you anymore. 467 00:27:43,434 --> 00:27:46,479 Just look at your raging hard-on! 468 00:27:47,072 --> 00:27:48,072 Jeez. 469 00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:50,541 Men like you, really. 470 00:27:50,566 --> 00:27:52,357 This life is crazy. 471 00:27:52,883 --> 00:27:55,341 I keep getting mistaken for a pervert. 472 00:27:55,588 --> 00:27:57,749 Why does this have to be so big? 473 00:27:57,822 --> 00:28:00,372 So, does that mean... 474 00:28:00,821 --> 00:28:02,987 After your first time with Amanda, 475 00:28:03,821 --> 00:28:05,779 you never went for any other woman? 476 00:28:07,006 --> 00:28:08,955 You said you got traumatized. 477 00:28:09,590 --> 00:28:10,590 Yes, Salome. 478 00:28:11,147 --> 00:28:12,563 I'm ashamed to say it, 479 00:28:13,332 --> 00:28:14,417 but things weren't that simple. 480 00:28:15,038 --> 00:28:17,247 No matter how much I avoid women or danger, 481 00:28:18,046 --> 00:28:20,005 I seem to keep attracting them. 482 00:28:21,317 --> 00:28:24,759 I thought what happened with Amanda was an isolated case. 483 00:28:26,116 --> 00:28:27,944 But don't be surprised, Salome, okay? 484 00:28:29,384 --> 00:28:31,118 I've got a big revelation for you. 485 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:34,658 Oh, we're getting serious now. 486 00:28:34,690 --> 00:28:37,515 And what is that big revelation of yours? 487 00:28:37,568 --> 00:28:39,526 Because your big fan base 488 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:43,033 is excited to know all about your big secrets. 489 00:28:43,670 --> 00:28:46,357 Salome, do you believe in curses? 490 00:28:46,789 --> 00:28:47,789 In bad luck? 491 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,311 - In curses? - Of course. 492 00:28:50,336 --> 00:28:51,797 Like when someone hexes you? 493 00:28:51,956 --> 00:28:53,935 Or a spell? A spell! 494 00:28:54,658 --> 00:28:56,594 But why are you asking? 495 00:28:56,773 --> 00:28:59,090 Me and my friends have a hunch, 496 00:28:59,762 --> 00:29:02,179 that having a huge dick such as mine 497 00:29:03,012 --> 00:29:04,428 is one huge curse. 498 00:29:05,342 --> 00:29:06,467 Imagine. 499 00:29:06,623 --> 00:29:08,961 Everyone who has sex with me dies. 500 00:29:09,420 --> 00:29:10,837 Because after Amanda, 501 00:29:11,481 --> 00:29:12,784 someone else died. 502 00:29:13,684 --> 00:29:15,559 Another girl who got involved with me. 503 00:29:16,637 --> 00:29:17,791 Alexa. 504 00:29:19,283 --> 00:29:21,905 Alexa was my classmate in college. 505 00:29:21,930 --> 00:29:24,092 She was one of the hottest chick on campus. 506 00:29:24,324 --> 00:29:27,891 It was a Saturday when I got a call from her. 507 00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:29,294 She said 508 00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:32,093 we needed to finish our project. 509 00:29:32,657 --> 00:29:35,449 Our group mates were already at her house. 510 00:29:35,809 --> 00:29:37,559 I should just head over there. 511 00:29:41,611 --> 00:29:43,516 You're taking this too seriously. 512 00:29:43,541 --> 00:29:44,936 Why not have another beer? 513 00:29:49,914 --> 00:29:51,326 I'm okay, Alexa. 514 00:29:52,371 --> 00:29:55,163 I just need to finish this so I can leave. 515 00:29:55,367 --> 00:29:57,659 My aunt is probably looking for me. 516 00:29:58,044 --> 00:29:59,210 Come on. 517 00:29:59,317 --> 00:30:00,692 Take a break. 518 00:30:00,811 --> 00:30:02,311 Stay here for the night. 519 00:30:02,345 --> 00:30:04,387 Just text your aunt tomorrow. 520 00:30:07,903 --> 00:30:08,903 Hey! 521 00:30:09,311 --> 00:30:10,311 Alexa! 522 00:30:10,936 --> 00:30:11,936 What are you doing? 523 00:30:12,266 --> 00:30:13,266 Why? 524 00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:14,958 Am I not allowed to touch this? 525 00:30:15,143 --> 00:30:16,684 And this? Is this off-limits too? 526 00:30:16,709 --> 00:30:17,709 Not there! 527 00:30:20,107 --> 00:30:21,725 What if someone sees us? 528 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,333 What if your boyfriend finds out? 529 00:30:23,484 --> 00:30:24,942 Huh? Boyfriend? 530 00:30:25,526 --> 00:30:27,951 Don't mind him. He won't find out. 531 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,327 What about your parents? 532 00:30:30,953 --> 00:30:32,161 What if they wake up? 533 00:30:32,199 --> 00:30:33,491 They're in Baguio. 534 00:30:33,516 --> 00:30:34,849 Attending a retreat. 535 00:30:34,907 --> 00:30:36,366 My dad's a pastor. 536 00:30:36,512 --> 00:30:37,981 It's just us here. 537 00:30:38,291 --> 00:30:41,337 That's why I invited you guys over to work on our project. 538 00:30:41,527 --> 00:30:44,558 And anyway, I spiked the beers 539 00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:47,597 so our classmates would pass out. 540 00:30:48,630 --> 00:30:49,880 I'm leaving. 541 00:30:53,243 --> 00:30:54,452 Hold up! 542 00:30:55,021 --> 00:30:58,379 I want to see your truth. 543 00:30:58,664 --> 00:30:59,748 My truth? 544 00:30:59,866 --> 00:31:00,907 Yes. 545 00:33:37,096 --> 00:33:38,554 Jumbo! 546 00:33:38,777 --> 00:33:39,985 Are you a god? 547 00:33:42,872 --> 00:33:44,038 Guys! Guys! 548 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,959 Look at this! 549 00:33:47,172 --> 00:33:48,214 Look! 550 00:33:48,799 --> 00:33:51,254 Haven't you heard? 551 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,597 Heard what? 552 00:33:53,009 --> 00:33:54,550 Haven't you heard, Dax? 553 00:33:54,711 --> 00:33:55,711 It's Alexa! 554 00:33:56,858 --> 00:33:58,150 What happened to Alexa? 555 00:33:59,053 --> 00:34:00,211 She died. 556 00:34:01,964 --> 00:34:02,964 She died? 557 00:34:03,011 --> 00:34:05,925 Yes! I'm not even kidding. 558 00:34:06,436 --> 00:34:09,469 It's all over campus. I thought you knew! 559 00:34:10,951 --> 00:34:11,951 Hey, 560 00:34:12,245 --> 00:34:13,620 don't look at me like that. 561 00:34:14,782 --> 00:34:17,324 I swear, I had nothing to do with her death. 562 00:34:20,234 --> 00:34:23,210 No one should find out what happened between me and Alexa. 563 00:34:23,465 --> 00:34:25,340 I might get in trouble for this, guys. 564 00:34:26,774 --> 00:34:27,941 Don't worry, Dax. 565 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:29,758 I believe you. 566 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,136 But 567 00:34:31,161 --> 00:34:33,202 what could have been the cause of her death? 568 00:34:35,608 --> 00:34:37,933 We should find out 569 00:34:38,712 --> 00:34:40,004 how she died. 570 00:34:41,193 --> 00:34:43,276 But haven't we already proven that? 571 00:34:44,278 --> 00:34:45,320 That you're different. 572 00:34:46,321 --> 00:34:47,571 We didn't have any tests. 573 00:34:47,838 --> 00:34:48,838 You're deadly! 574 00:34:48,863 --> 00:34:49,905 Deadly! 575 00:34:50,857 --> 00:34:52,613 I'm serious, guys. 576 00:34:53,641 --> 00:34:56,016 No one should know what happened between me and Alexa 577 00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,333 before she died. 578 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,000 Okay. 579 00:35:04,927 --> 00:35:06,802 So, how did she die? 580 00:35:08,225 --> 00:35:10,266 And do you think her death 581 00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:12,400 had something to do with the curse you mentioned? 582 00:35:13,386 --> 00:35:14,561 Actually, 583 00:35:15,029 --> 00:35:17,612 we went to Alexa's wake. 584 00:35:18,476 --> 00:35:20,309 And that's where her mother 585 00:35:21,003 --> 00:35:22,795 shared the real cause of her death. 586 00:35:34,317 --> 00:35:35,728 Are you friends of hers? 587 00:35:36,202 --> 00:35:37,202 Yes, ma'am. 588 00:35:39,047 --> 00:35:40,047 Just stay here. 589 00:35:40,942 --> 00:35:42,150 Don't go inside. 590 00:35:43,715 --> 00:35:45,174 She told us 591 00:35:46,224 --> 00:35:47,766 she was just gonna go out to eat. 592 00:35:48,215 --> 00:35:49,965 So we let her. 593 00:35:53,329 --> 00:35:55,454 But when she got home that Sunday, 594 00:35:57,761 --> 00:35:58,991 she kept throwing up 595 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:02,683 and was feeling dizzy, so we took her to the hospital 596 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:06,375 to check if it was food poisoning. 597 00:36:07,286 --> 00:36:08,625 But it got worse. 598 00:36:09,405 --> 00:36:12,405 Her fever went up. She was shivering and had chills. 599 00:36:13,148 --> 00:36:16,002 We didn't expect it at all. 600 00:36:16,166 --> 00:36:17,833 That guy, Tom, 601 00:36:18,124 --> 00:36:20,583 turned out to be a bad influence on our daughter. 602 00:36:20,608 --> 00:36:22,774 That's why. That's what happened. 603 00:36:24,002 --> 00:36:25,415 She lost her life. 604 00:36:26,248 --> 00:36:27,541 It's so painful. 605 00:36:28,098 --> 00:36:29,098 What... 606 00:36:29,204 --> 00:36:30,951 What was the cause of death? 607 00:36:32,394 --> 00:36:33,769 They said it was tetanus. 608 00:36:38,225 --> 00:36:39,292 Tetanus? 609 00:36:39,317 --> 00:36:40,317 You idiot. 610 00:36:40,342 --> 00:36:41,633 What did you do? 611 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:42,742 You probably gave her tetanus. 612 00:36:42,767 --> 00:36:44,592 What's wrong with your penis? Do you even wash it? 613 00:36:45,854 --> 00:36:48,229 They said the couple got matching tattoos. 614 00:36:48,367 --> 00:36:50,070 And according to the doctor, 615 00:36:50,110 --> 00:36:52,194 that's what infected my daughter. 616 00:36:57,485 --> 00:36:58,860 So I'm sorry, okay. 617 00:36:59,128 --> 00:37:01,211 I really can't let you in. 618 00:37:05,330 --> 00:37:08,177 Oh, man. I'm glad it wasn't my fault after all. 619 00:37:11,303 --> 00:37:13,262 So after Alexa, 620 00:37:13,374 --> 00:37:16,374 who was the next one to taste your eggplant? 621 00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,393 You mentioned something about 622 00:37:18,418 --> 00:37:20,285 a gay professor that you had. 623 00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:22,189 Did something happen between you two? 624 00:37:22,617 --> 00:37:23,617 And, 625 00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:25,044 did he die, too? 626 00:37:26,056 --> 00:37:27,056 Yeah. 627 00:37:27,594 --> 00:37:28,719 I honestly don't know 628 00:37:28,819 --> 00:37:30,819 why this keeps happening to me, Salome. 629 00:37:30,866 --> 00:37:31,866 Why? 630 00:37:31,891 --> 00:37:33,924 What exactly happened between you two? 631 00:37:34,664 --> 00:37:35,914 It was during college, 632 00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:37,451 my last semester. 633 00:37:38,282 --> 00:37:40,542 I really needed to pass my thesis. 634 00:37:40,998 --> 00:37:43,198 This shameless professor of mine, I mean, 635 00:37:43,824 --> 00:37:45,698 may he rest in peace... 636 00:37:45,723 --> 00:37:47,518 Or honestly, hell's fine, too. 637 00:37:47,784 --> 00:37:49,867 He was going to fail me in my thesis. 638 00:37:49,947 --> 00:37:53,322 Because he didn't like the topic I chose. 639 00:37:53,464 --> 00:37:54,685 And then, 640 00:37:54,836 --> 00:37:57,461 he started obsessing over my little guy. 641 00:37:57,694 --> 00:37:58,694 Imagine, 642 00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:00,288 he wanted to give me a blowjob. 643 00:38:00,853 --> 00:38:02,343 He wanted to taste me. 644 00:38:02,423 --> 00:38:04,506 and my legendary big junior. 645 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:07,787 He molested me. 646 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,125 I couldn't do anything. 647 00:38:11,649 --> 00:38:12,835 He even did it 648 00:38:13,045 --> 00:38:14,795 inside our faculty room. 649 00:38:14,947 --> 00:38:16,500 Oh my God… 650 00:38:16,833 --> 00:38:18,666 I felt so ashamed of myself back then. 651 00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:20,900 Oh, no! 652 00:38:21,142 --> 00:38:23,392 What a lucky guy! Kidding! 653 00:38:24,668 --> 00:38:27,270 That's a really bad joke, actually. 654 00:38:27,699 --> 00:38:28,699 In truth, 655 00:38:29,041 --> 00:38:32,125 I'm so sorry that happened to you. 656 00:38:32,847 --> 00:38:35,472 He shouldn't have taken advantage of you like that. 657 00:38:36,215 --> 00:38:37,256 Everyone. 658 00:38:37,296 --> 00:38:38,713 We do not condone 659 00:38:38,738 --> 00:38:41,317 sexual harassment on this podcast, alright? 660 00:38:41,946 --> 00:38:42,946 Anyway, 661 00:38:43,426 --> 00:38:44,467 I hope that 662 00:38:44,492 --> 00:38:46,701 you have started to heal from this incident. 663 00:38:47,038 --> 00:38:49,002 So this perverted professor of yours, 664 00:38:49,102 --> 00:38:51,394 how did your cursed dick take him out? 665 00:38:51,985 --> 00:38:54,731 We just heard about it on TV. 666 00:38:55,677 --> 00:38:56,802 It was in the news. 667 00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:59,141 Damn, that guy got wrecked. 668 00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:01,245 Totally wrecked! 669 00:39:01,523 --> 00:39:02,856 Wrecked! 670 00:39:03,089 --> 00:39:04,516 Hey! 671 00:39:04,541 --> 00:39:06,141 In breaking news, 672 00:39:06,166 --> 00:39:09,969 a college professor from St. Dominic University has died 673 00:39:09,994 --> 00:39:11,673 because of a Hungarian sausage. 674 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,350 Identified as Borgie Grabador, 675 00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:16,016 the deceased passed away after joining 676 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:19,333 a Hungarian sausage mukbang contest held earlier today. 677 00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:22,066 Oh, so after he called you to the faculty room, 678 00:39:22,091 --> 00:39:24,341 he told you he was really into giant sausages? 679 00:39:24,366 --> 00:39:27,075 Grabador won the contest, 680 00:39:27,152 --> 00:39:29,569 but he suddenly collapsed 681 00:39:29,663 --> 00:39:31,621 because someone had laced 682 00:39:31,646 --> 00:39:34,076 his favorite sausage with poison. 683 00:39:34,101 --> 00:39:36,101 When we interviewed the suspect, 684 00:39:36,126 --> 00:39:40,760 he said that Professor Borgie Grabador had abused 685 00:39:40,785 --> 00:39:42,332 his younger sibling 686 00:39:42,393 --> 00:39:44,976 in exchange for a passing grade in a subject. 687 00:39:45,234 --> 00:39:50,616 Other former and current students of Grabador 688 00:39:50,641 --> 00:39:54,058 also came forward, saying this professor was truly a sexual predator, 689 00:39:54,083 --> 00:39:56,542 so he deserved to die. 690 00:39:59,908 --> 00:40:00,933 What the hell. 691 00:40:00,958 --> 00:40:03,458 So you weren't the only one he took advantage of, huh? 692 00:40:03,743 --> 00:40:06,516 Because of what he did to one of his students, 693 00:40:06,610 --> 00:40:08,583 that's what happened to him. 694 00:40:10,683 --> 00:40:11,891 Damn, bro! 695 00:40:11,916 --> 00:40:13,249 You're amazing! 696 00:40:13,274 --> 00:40:15,024 Not only did you pass your thesis, 697 00:40:15,210 --> 00:40:16,627 you're a hero, too. 698 00:40:16,758 --> 00:40:19,250 Imagine, the curse is gone now. 699 00:40:20,149 --> 00:40:22,149 What's wrong? Why you don't look happy? 700 00:40:22,558 --> 00:40:23,725 - Isn't that a good thing? - Don't you like it? 701 00:40:23,750 --> 00:40:24,958 You got even with him! 702 00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:27,834 Guys, 703 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:28,901 I can't take this anymore. 704 00:40:29,618 --> 00:40:31,160 The guilt is eating me alive. 705 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,929 This really is a curse. 706 00:40:33,643 --> 00:40:35,184 I don't want to be like this anymore. 707 00:40:35,736 --> 00:40:38,236 Everyone who gets involved with me dies. 708 00:40:38,516 --> 00:40:40,416 I don't even know why this is happening to me. 709 00:40:40,664 --> 00:40:42,289 Is it because of my huge dick? 710 00:40:42,671 --> 00:40:44,046 Do I need to get checked 711 00:40:44,071 --> 00:40:45,488 to find out what's really going on? 712 00:40:46,549 --> 00:40:47,935 Maybe you know someone? 713 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:50,475 I think, Dax, 714 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,666 I know someone who can help you. 715 00:40:51,691 --> 00:40:52,691 Huh? Let's go! 716 00:40:52,842 --> 00:40:55,467 Just come with me and trust me. 717 00:40:57,443 --> 00:40:58,443 Alright, bro. 718 00:40:58,891 --> 00:40:59,932 Whatever it takes, 719 00:41:00,018 --> 00:41:01,518 as long as I find the answer, 720 00:41:02,268 --> 00:41:03,560 I'll go with you. 721 00:41:04,293 --> 00:41:05,466 Damn! 722 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:07,505 This is freaking me out. 723 00:41:08,417 --> 00:41:10,494 Maybe you can comfort me? 724 00:41:10,519 --> 00:41:12,042 Just kidding! 725 00:41:12,188 --> 00:41:13,188 But, 726 00:41:13,213 --> 00:41:16,087 the curse on your dick is something else. 727 00:41:16,439 --> 00:41:18,371 It's not just bad luck. 728 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,559 It's actually fatal. 729 00:41:20,759 --> 00:41:22,384 Your body count, 730 00:41:22,420 --> 00:41:24,100 is literally a body count. 731 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,206 And I can feel the guilt 732 00:41:27,231 --> 00:41:28,648 is weighing on you. 733 00:41:29,129 --> 00:41:32,420 And, I'm sure that you want the deaths to stop. 734 00:41:33,092 --> 00:41:35,153 Were there any steps that you took 735 00:41:35,235 --> 00:41:36,776 to banish the curse? 736 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:38,692 Did you try seeking help 737 00:41:38,831 --> 00:41:40,498 from someone who could assist you? 738 00:41:40,756 --> 00:41:42,173 You're gonna laugh, Salome. 739 00:41:57,701 --> 00:41:59,617 Bro, do you remember this? 740 00:42:04,991 --> 00:42:05,991 Who are they? 741 00:42:06,068 --> 00:42:08,235 Maybe they're with Tata Esteban? 742 00:42:15,303 --> 00:42:16,845 Do you recognize this place, bro? 743 00:42:18,406 --> 00:42:19,615 But I think... 744 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:22,608 Maybe, we should just follow them. 745 00:42:27,597 --> 00:42:28,847 Tata Esteban. 746 00:42:33,769 --> 00:42:34,853 Here. 747 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:46,435 Is that Tata Esteban? 748 00:42:47,081 --> 00:42:48,668 The cult leader? 749 00:42:50,351 --> 00:42:52,766 I only got to meet the cult director. 750 00:42:52,791 --> 00:42:54,113 That's Tata Esteban. 751 00:42:54,138 --> 00:42:57,358 A skilled healer and a well-known shaman. 752 00:42:58,481 --> 00:43:00,398 Let me guess. 753 00:43:00,498 --> 00:43:02,664 You're here 754 00:43:04,403 --> 00:43:07,403 because you need to consult me about something. 755 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:09,697 That's right, Tata Esteban. 756 00:43:10,032 --> 00:43:12,074 It's because one of you 757 00:43:12,099 --> 00:43:15,872 has a power 758 00:43:16,025 --> 00:43:17,659 that brings misfortune. 759 00:43:18,237 --> 00:43:19,940 A man whose huge dick 760 00:43:20,336 --> 00:43:22,961 brings bad luck to the women 761 00:43:22,986 --> 00:43:24,653 he sleeps with. 762 00:43:25,188 --> 00:43:26,354 Am I right? 763 00:43:26,693 --> 00:43:29,163 You're right, Tata Esteban. 764 00:43:29,393 --> 00:43:31,768 And this man's name 765 00:43:32,018 --> 00:43:34,764 is Dakila Dakobuto. 766 00:43:35,733 --> 00:43:37,090 - He knows who you are. - Am I correct? 767 00:43:38,191 --> 00:43:40,268 Yes, Tata Esteban. 768 00:43:40,293 --> 00:43:42,113 You're amazing, sir, Tata Esteban. 769 00:43:42,913 --> 00:43:45,121 How did you even know why we're here? 770 00:43:56,860 --> 00:43:57,942 Simple. 771 00:43:59,317 --> 00:44:00,362 Right here. 772 00:44:01,150 --> 00:44:03,862 Your friend sent me a message. 773 00:44:06,062 --> 00:44:07,812 - You like that? - You bastard. 774 00:44:08,071 --> 00:44:09,988 We thought he knew everything. 775 00:44:16,166 --> 00:44:17,916 Come closer, son. 776 00:44:17,956 --> 00:44:19,632 Go. 777 00:44:20,091 --> 00:44:22,050 Let's get this over with. 778 00:44:22,075 --> 00:44:24,533 I need to take some of your hair, 779 00:44:25,418 --> 00:44:27,930 nose hair, spit, 780 00:44:28,521 --> 00:44:29,767 and pubes. 781 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:32,548 - Just give it to him. - Spit on this leaf. 782 00:44:32,741 --> 00:44:34,704 - Are you sure about this? - Just do it. 783 00:45:02,302 --> 00:45:03,769 Shit, this is disgusting. 784 00:45:04,443 --> 00:45:05,526 Here you go. 785 00:45:05,802 --> 00:45:07,202 What are you going to do with that? 786 00:45:07,867 --> 00:45:10,867 Using your hair, 787 00:45:11,191 --> 00:45:12,191 nose hair, 788 00:45:12,732 --> 00:45:15,732 spit, pubes, and this leaf, 789 00:45:16,985 --> 00:45:18,776 I'm going to turn it into betel chew… 790 00:45:18,801 --> 00:45:19,844 - Huh? - Yuck. 791 00:45:20,956 --> 00:45:21,998 That's nasty. 792 00:45:22,260 --> 00:45:24,718 And as I chew it, 793 00:45:25,371 --> 00:45:28,371 my powers will grow stronger! 794 00:45:30,469 --> 00:45:34,677 [chanting] 795 00:45:34,702 --> 00:45:35,869 He seems like a pervert. 796 00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:44,905 [chanting] 797 00:45:45,942 --> 00:45:47,109 Fairies! 798 00:45:51,967 --> 00:46:05,404 [chanting] 799 00:46:11,201 --> 00:46:21,299 [chanting] 800 00:46:44,173 --> 00:46:45,465 Oh, shit, a horse! 801 00:46:46,912 --> 00:46:50,125 Dax, believe it or not, 802 00:46:50,721 --> 00:46:54,927 I can see a person's past. 803 00:46:55,454 --> 00:46:57,079 I can see, Dax, 804 00:46:57,104 --> 00:47:00,395 that your big dick is something you inherited 805 00:47:00,714 --> 00:47:02,047 from your father. 806 00:47:02,848 --> 00:47:06,041 When your grandmother was pregnant with your father, 807 00:47:06,326 --> 00:47:09,058 she became very fond of horses. 808 00:47:09,948 --> 00:47:11,240 And the gossip goes, 809 00:47:11,265 --> 00:47:13,848 your grandma Cita was obsessed 810 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:15,415 with this one particular horse. 811 00:47:15,523 --> 00:47:17,356 Rumors say, 812 00:47:18,170 --> 00:47:21,170 your grandpa Jose's pet horse 813 00:47:22,031 --> 00:47:23,947 was the one that actually 814 00:47:24,012 --> 00:47:26,553 mated with your grandma, not your grandpa. 815 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:29,285 So, Dax, 816 00:47:30,313 --> 00:47:32,058 your father was born 817 00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,522 with horse-like penis. 818 00:47:34,612 --> 00:47:36,730 Which he then passed on to you. 819 00:47:38,817 --> 00:47:40,702 Your dad 820 00:47:41,061 --> 00:47:43,709 was also known as 821 00:47:43,734 --> 00:47:44,859 Tatay Mola? 822 00:47:46,356 --> 00:47:47,750 Tatay Mola? 823 00:47:48,670 --> 00:47:49,920 Tatay Kabayo! 824 00:47:50,237 --> 00:47:51,526 Shut up! Stop interrupting! 825 00:47:51,728 --> 00:47:52,808 Tata's talking! 826 00:47:52,833 --> 00:47:55,183 What “Tatay Mola” are you even talking about? 827 00:47:55,208 --> 00:47:56,583 That's from another universe. 828 00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:58,850 Anyway, to continue, 829 00:47:58,875 --> 00:48:02,416 I can see that your massive junk 830 00:48:02,866 --> 00:48:04,324 came from your father, 831 00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:07,894 whose size was also horse-like. 832 00:48:08,370 --> 00:48:09,453 But, 833 00:48:09,478 --> 00:48:10,848 aside from your mother, 834 00:48:10,873 --> 00:48:14,000 there's another woman. 835 00:48:14,195 --> 00:48:15,249 your father slept with. 836 00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:17,684 They were neighbors back then. 837 00:48:18,255 --> 00:48:21,678 And because of your father's big manhood, the woman couldn't handle it. 838 00:48:22,073 --> 00:48:23,698 It killed her. 839 00:48:23,723 --> 00:48:24,757 What did he say? 840 00:48:25,143 --> 00:48:28,255 Out of her parent's anger, 841 00:48:28,834 --> 00:48:31,251 they cursed your father 842 00:48:31,276 --> 00:48:32,954 when they found out 843 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:36,562 that his partner was pregnant. 844 00:48:38,289 --> 00:48:39,623 So you, Dax, 845 00:48:40,143 --> 00:48:43,932 are believed to be the product of the curse. 846 00:48:44,558 --> 00:48:46,614 It seems you also inherited 847 00:48:47,073 --> 00:48:49,100 the karma or power 848 00:48:49,131 --> 00:48:52,256 that was meant for your father, Tatay Kabayo. 849 00:48:54,561 --> 00:48:55,894 This is all bullshit. 850 00:48:56,261 --> 00:48:58,156 My father is a Japanese. 851 00:48:58,181 --> 00:48:59,556 That's what Auntie Dolor told me. 852 00:49:00,163 --> 00:49:01,413 She said my mom got pregnant 853 00:49:01,489 --> 00:49:03,906 when she worked in a club in Subic. 854 00:49:04,551 --> 00:49:06,592 That's why my last name is Dakobuto. 855 00:49:07,659 --> 00:49:10,873 Maybe you're just misreading your vision, Tata Esteban. 856 00:49:11,610 --> 00:49:12,776 You know what, guys? 857 00:49:12,900 --> 00:49:13,917 Let's just leave. 858 00:49:13,942 --> 00:49:16,180 - He's just messing with us. - Wait! Wait! 859 00:49:16,498 --> 00:49:17,498 Dax, 860 00:49:17,690 --> 00:49:19,922 the curse won't break 861 00:49:20,387 --> 00:49:22,470 if it doesn't come from your heart 862 00:49:23,456 --> 00:49:24,956 to break it. 863 00:49:26,954 --> 00:49:27,954 Sorry, 864 00:49:28,393 --> 00:49:30,559 but I don't think you've helped me 865 00:49:30,584 --> 00:49:33,001 find the answers I'm looking for. 866 00:49:33,463 --> 00:49:34,546 If anything, 867 00:49:34,616 --> 00:49:37,282 you've just added more questions to my mind. 868 00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:39,183 Thank you, sir. We're leaving. 869 00:49:39,208 --> 00:49:40,522 Wait, hold up! 870 00:49:40,688 --> 00:49:42,295 Hold up! 871 00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:43,361 What now? 872 00:49:43,725 --> 00:49:45,100 You haven't paid me yet. 873 00:49:45,125 --> 00:49:47,350 You bastards! You're just gonna leave like that? 874 00:49:47,375 --> 00:49:49,149 - Pay him. - Pay me before you go. 875 00:49:49,174 --> 00:49:50,174 Come on. 876 00:49:50,476 --> 00:49:51,476 Here. 877 00:49:52,910 --> 00:49:54,138 Come on, let's go. 878 00:49:54,163 --> 00:49:56,583 - Wait. Wait. - Son of bitch! what now? 879 00:49:56,638 --> 00:49:58,052 - Sorry, sir. - Screw you, too. 880 00:49:59,979 --> 00:50:00,979 Well... 881 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,141 The deal with your friend was 700. 882 00:50:04,166 --> 00:50:05,666 Why is this only 500? 883 00:50:05,691 --> 00:50:07,150 Dax, just pay him. 884 00:50:07,175 --> 00:50:08,852 It's supposed to be 1000. 885 00:50:09,808 --> 00:50:11,725 Tata Esteban just had a flash sale, 886 00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:13,076 so give him 700. 887 00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:16,051 I don't have enough cash. 888 00:50:16,211 --> 00:50:17,853 Can I just pay through Ecash? 889 00:50:17,924 --> 00:50:19,167 Oh, sure. 890 00:50:19,246 --> 00:50:21,661 Just scan my QR code. 891 00:50:21,887 --> 00:50:23,083 Huh? He's updated! 892 00:50:23,108 --> 00:50:24,108 Damn. 893 00:50:33,416 --> 00:50:34,416 Alright. 894 00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:38,607 - Can we go now? - Yeah, get out of here. 895 00:50:38,954 --> 00:50:40,293 Let's go, let's go. 896 00:50:44,516 --> 00:50:47,340 Your life is so damn funny, Dax. 897 00:50:47,365 --> 00:50:48,780 So colorful. 898 00:50:48,887 --> 00:50:50,766 It's like everyone you encounter 899 00:50:50,791 --> 00:50:53,083 has their own brand of bullshit. 900 00:50:53,108 --> 00:50:55,541 But you know, going to the shaman, 901 00:50:55,566 --> 00:50:58,680 I actually think that was a brilliant idea, 902 00:50:58,858 --> 00:51:01,400 even if he didn't really help much. 903 00:51:01,425 --> 00:51:03,778 Your minds are wild. 904 00:51:03,803 --> 00:51:05,723 My buddies are nuts. 905 00:51:05,748 --> 00:51:07,165 Please bear with us. 906 00:51:07,447 --> 00:51:10,447 So, after all those crazy adventures, 907 00:51:10,858 --> 00:51:15,044 how did you reverse the bad luck brought by your dick? 908 00:51:15,288 --> 00:51:16,829 Because look at you now. 909 00:51:17,231 --> 00:51:18,523 You're a star. 910 00:51:18,884 --> 00:51:21,176 You're the Kaldag King of PikPok. 911 00:51:21,380 --> 00:51:23,130 You've got tons of followers. 912 00:51:23,264 --> 00:51:25,399 Loads of endorsements. 913 00:51:25,464 --> 00:51:28,172 Looks like your life is all good now. 914 00:51:28,205 --> 00:51:30,531 Let our listeners learn your secret. 915 00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:34,060 How did you turn your bad luck 916 00:51:34,302 --> 00:51:35,469 to good fortune? 917 00:51:35,987 --> 00:51:37,154 You know, Salome, 918 00:51:37,676 --> 00:51:38,676 it was just Him. 919 00:51:40,274 --> 00:51:43,440 Just lift up everything you're carrying, 920 00:51:44,190 --> 00:51:46,107 and He'll take care of it all. 921 00:52:09,052 --> 00:52:11,830 Sorry, Lord. Please forgive me! 922 00:52:12,161 --> 00:52:15,161 Lord, I don't like where my life is going. 923 00:52:15,519 --> 00:52:18,708 I'm looking for answers to my questions. 924 00:52:19,291 --> 00:52:20,291 Lord, 925 00:52:20,316 --> 00:52:21,733 am I just unlucky? 926 00:52:22,123 --> 00:52:23,617 No matter what they say, 927 00:52:23,985 --> 00:52:25,110 whether it's true 928 00:52:25,371 --> 00:52:27,621 or just coincidence, 929 00:52:28,136 --> 00:52:29,297 please, Lord, 930 00:52:29,350 --> 00:52:31,869 change my life. 931 00:52:32,394 --> 00:52:36,436 Help me break this damn curse on me. 932 00:52:36,829 --> 00:52:39,147 Please give me a chance, Lord. 933 00:52:39,712 --> 00:52:40,712 Please, Lord. 934 00:52:40,737 --> 00:52:42,296 I'm begging you. 935 00:52:43,169 --> 00:52:45,791 Lord, what's happening? 936 00:52:45,816 --> 00:52:48,025 My dick is so small, Lord. 937 00:52:48,170 --> 00:52:50,245 My wife isn't happy with it. 938 00:52:50,467 --> 00:52:54,727 Lord, please find a way for my dick to grow, Lord. 939 00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:58,553 Lord, I hope my dick will get hard again. 940 00:52:58,578 --> 00:53:01,722 It's been ten years since my dick stopped getting hard, Lord. 941 00:53:02,375 --> 00:53:04,375 Lord, please 942 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:07,683 let me get my neighbor, Inday. 943 00:53:08,773 --> 00:53:11,398 Why I am hearing their prayers? 944 00:53:11,837 --> 00:53:14,023 My worries are looking pretty small now. 945 00:53:14,048 --> 00:53:16,174 Lord. I take back everything. 946 00:53:16,241 --> 00:53:17,366 In a flash, 947 00:53:17,621 --> 00:53:21,788 just because of my heartfelt prayer to God to change the course of my life, 948 00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:25,493 He leads us to PikPok. 949 00:53:26,105 --> 00:53:29,605 It's been a few months after college graduation. 950 00:53:29,878 --> 00:53:32,211 With the current job market, 951 00:53:32,564 --> 00:53:34,480 we've been idle for months. 952 00:53:35,072 --> 00:53:36,072 So? 953 00:53:36,393 --> 00:53:37,684 Did you guys find anything yet? 954 00:53:37,958 --> 00:53:39,481 Not yet, bro. 955 00:53:39,506 --> 00:53:41,098 I thought by now, 956 00:53:41,123 --> 00:53:44,414 after graduating, we'd have a job already. 957 00:53:44,439 --> 00:53:45,564 Me too. 958 00:53:45,737 --> 00:53:46,737 Nothing at all, bro. 959 00:53:47,158 --> 00:53:49,641 - It's tough. - You know, instead of stressing out, 960 00:53:49,666 --> 00:53:50,833 let's just order. 961 00:53:50,858 --> 00:53:51,941 Gorgeous! 962 00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:53,217 Gorgeous! 963 00:53:53,242 --> 00:53:55,747 You really are gorgeous. 964 00:53:58,075 --> 00:53:59,367 Hey. 965 00:53:59,707 --> 00:54:01,680 Are you ordering, sir? 966 00:54:02,135 --> 00:54:03,635 Have Scottie order. I'm busy. 967 00:54:03,679 --> 00:54:05,012 Give it to me. I'll order. 968 00:54:06,656 --> 00:54:07,947 Hey. 969 00:54:08,808 --> 00:54:10,516 Order for me, too, bro. Order for me. 970 00:54:10,541 --> 00:54:11,725 Cheese stick and sizzling pork sisig. 971 00:54:11,750 --> 00:54:13,083 Cheese stick and sizzling pork sisig. 972 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:14,833 Fried pork and tofu for me. 973 00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:16,166 - It's my favorite. - Fried pork and tofu. 974 00:54:16,191 --> 00:54:17,400 and marinated wild boar. 975 00:54:17,433 --> 00:54:19,016 Give me that. And then 976 00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:20,208 We need beers, bro. 977 00:54:20,250 --> 00:54:22,500 Oh, beer. I want one, too. 978 00:54:22,525 --> 00:54:23,685 Give us a case of beer, okay? 979 00:54:24,272 --> 00:54:25,791 We'll order more later. 980 00:54:25,816 --> 00:54:26,858 Make it quick, okay? 981 00:54:27,031 --> 00:54:29,333 - We're really thirsty. - You sons of bitches. 982 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:30,391 You've been here for ten years. 983 00:54:30,416 --> 00:54:31,458 Always adding to your tabs. 984 00:54:31,483 --> 00:54:32,983 You never pay up. 985 00:54:34,500 --> 00:54:36,791 Hey! Where are you going? 986 00:54:36,891 --> 00:54:38,683 Hey! Here it is! Hey! 987 00:54:38,708 --> 00:54:40,083 Gorgeous! Come on! 988 00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:41,939 You're acting all coy. 989 00:54:42,576 --> 00:54:43,617 Come on. 990 00:54:43,642 --> 00:54:45,217 Dax will take care of you, alright? 991 00:54:45,390 --> 00:54:46,927 Oh! Dax! 992 00:54:46,952 --> 00:54:48,432 - You handle that. - Why me? 993 00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:49,507 You handle it, come on. 994 00:54:51,836 --> 00:54:54,716 - You're the big shot here. - Gorgeous! 995 00:54:55,825 --> 00:54:56,867 Hey. 996 00:54:56,892 --> 00:54:57,975 Shit, that's big. 997 00:54:58,090 --> 00:54:59,673 As big as a PVC. 998 00:55:00,033 --> 00:55:01,541 You'll get dizzy with that! 999 00:55:01,808 --> 00:55:03,725 - Gorgeous! - I'm always the one getting screwed. 1000 00:55:03,750 --> 00:55:04,708 I'll make a video of you. 1001 00:55:04,733 --> 00:55:06,275 Who's got the big dick here? 1002 00:55:06,948 --> 00:55:09,833 I'm always the one getting screwed, man. 1003 00:55:09,984 --> 00:55:11,623 It's getting hard now. 1004 00:55:11,648 --> 00:55:12,648 Alright! 1005 00:55:12,690 --> 00:55:14,524 - So we can order already. - Get our order. 1006 00:55:14,549 --> 00:55:15,632 You sure? 1007 00:55:15,657 --> 00:55:16,657 Yes. 1008 00:55:17,001 --> 00:55:18,166 What else do you want? 1009 00:55:18,359 --> 00:55:19,734 We already told you. 1010 00:55:19,759 --> 00:55:20,933 Sisig, cheese stick. 1011 00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:22,141 Get our order. 1012 00:55:22,166 --> 00:55:23,450 - That's it. - Processing order. 1013 00:55:23,475 --> 00:55:25,079 Get him. 1014 00:55:25,913 --> 00:55:27,363 - There you go. - Okay. 1015 00:55:27,388 --> 00:55:28,430 - Thanks! - Alright! 1016 00:55:28,455 --> 00:55:30,288 - Bye! - Bye! 1017 00:55:30,313 --> 00:55:33,313 You're something else, Gorgeous! 1018 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:36,403 You know, in the middle of all this, 1019 00:55:36,503 --> 00:55:38,461 nobody wants to hire us. 1020 00:55:39,538 --> 00:55:40,579 So, 1021 00:55:41,542 --> 00:55:43,621 we decided to try something wild. 1022 00:55:43,646 --> 00:55:44,646 There we go! 1023 00:55:45,050 --> 00:55:46,894 And the rest is history. 1024 00:55:47,701 --> 00:55:51,057 I guess getting a job wasn't in our cards yet. 1025 00:55:51,481 --> 00:55:52,731 So one day, 1026 00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:54,403 out of boredom, 1027 00:55:54,711 --> 00:55:57,211 we decided to record a PikPok video! 1028 00:55:57,443 --> 00:55:58,443 Bro, 1029 00:55:58,802 --> 00:55:59,904 what are you watching? 1030 00:56:00,052 --> 00:56:02,136 These guys are funny. 1031 00:56:02,341 --> 00:56:04,591 Look, bro, so many views. 1032 00:56:04,790 --> 00:56:07,623 I guess these things are trending in other countries. 1033 00:56:07,648 --> 00:56:08,648 Check it out. 1034 00:56:08,673 --> 00:56:09,840 Here's the catch. 1035 00:56:09,865 --> 00:56:11,115 Look at their outfits, bro. 1036 00:56:11,211 --> 00:56:13,409 Look! Boxer briefs! 1037 00:56:13,434 --> 00:56:15,166 - Look! - Let me see! 1038 00:56:15,166 --> 00:56:16,215 Look at the dick! 1039 00:56:16,240 --> 00:56:17,574 Look at that dick, bro. 1040 00:56:18,039 --> 00:56:19,541 It's just swaying in all directions. 1041 00:56:19,541 --> 00:56:20,708 Dax can do that, easy. 1042 00:56:20,855 --> 00:56:22,480 God, yes. This is nothing to Dax. 1043 00:56:22,584 --> 00:56:24,125 If Dax gives this a try. 1044 00:56:24,793 --> 00:56:26,293 I'm telling you, bro. 1045 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:27,756 We'll go viral overnight. 1046 00:56:27,781 --> 00:56:29,680 - Oh my god. - Bro, that's it. 1047 00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,008 Why don't we try? 1048 00:56:32,033 --> 00:56:33,449 It's just 15 minutes of shame. 1049 00:56:33,634 --> 00:56:36,134 All you need is thick skin. 1050 00:56:37,171 --> 00:56:38,171 But if this works. 1051 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,918 Damn. We could hit the jackpot with this. 1052 00:56:42,041 --> 00:56:43,541 This is it, bro. This is it. 1053 00:56:43,541 --> 00:56:44,791 - Let's go! - What? 1054 00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,000 Let's do it. 1055 00:56:46,025 --> 00:56:47,233 Let's do it. Here. 1056 00:56:47,319 --> 00:56:48,920 Really? You're gonna make a PikPok video? 1057 00:56:48,945 --> 00:56:50,587 Come on, let me teach you. 1058 00:56:50,612 --> 00:56:52,629 There we have it. We've got ourselves a choreographer. 1059 00:56:52,654 --> 00:56:53,654 What? 1060 00:56:53,679 --> 00:56:55,750 Follow my lead. I'll do the choreo. 1061 00:56:55,775 --> 00:56:56,775 Stand up! Up! 1062 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:58,718 Come on, Dax. 1063 00:56:58,743 --> 00:57:01,250 Dax, come on. It's just for a few minutes. 1064 00:57:01,250 --> 00:57:02,250 You're fast, Gorgeous. 1065 00:57:02,250 --> 00:57:04,583 But it'd be better if you're naked. 1066 00:57:04,958 --> 00:57:06,000 What's happening? 1067 00:57:06,025 --> 00:57:07,083 - Us? - Yes. 1068 00:57:07,108 --> 00:57:09,191 We'll go viral if we're naked. 1069 00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,010 Light it up. 1070 00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:13,291 PVC for real. 1071 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,708 Make sure we go viral, okay? 1072 00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,891 Alright, I'll count. Hurry up. 1073 00:57:19,125 --> 00:57:20,125 Okay. Hold on. 1074 00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,250 - Take it slow. - Is everyone ready? 1075 00:57:23,166 --> 00:57:24,166 One. 1076 00:57:24,351 --> 00:57:25,351 Two. 1077 00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:26,612 Three. 1078 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:27,944 Four. 1079 00:57:28,302 --> 00:57:29,510 Feel it. 1080 00:57:30,038 --> 00:57:32,193 One more? One more, it's still messy. 1081 00:57:32,448 --> 00:57:34,001 - One more. - Lift all of that up. 1082 00:57:34,559 --> 00:57:36,393 Something's gonna come out when I lift this. 1083 00:57:36,418 --> 00:57:38,902 Something’s gonna come out. 1084 00:57:38,927 --> 00:57:40,750 Come on, one more. 1085 00:57:40,886 --> 00:57:41,886 One. 1086 00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:43,208 Two. 1087 00:57:43,504 --> 00:57:44,504 Three. 1088 00:57:45,822 --> 00:57:46,822 One. 1089 00:57:47,151 --> 00:57:48,151 Two. 1090 00:57:49,128 --> 00:57:50,345 Three. 1091 00:57:50,589 --> 00:57:51,589 Four. 1092 00:59:02,958 --> 00:59:04,458 Shout out to you out there! 1093 00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,933 Damn, guys, we didn't expect this. 1094 00:59:07,455 --> 00:59:08,871 Someone's asking for a shout out. 1095 00:59:09,291 --> 00:59:10,666 Jane Sison. 1096 00:59:10,691 --> 00:59:12,191 Shout out to Dax. 1097 00:59:12,375 --> 00:59:13,875 Your dick's huge! 1098 00:59:14,062 --> 00:59:15,791 They say your dick's huge, bro! 1099 00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:16,990 Damn, yeah. 1100 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,083 - It's not even hard yet. - Not hard. 1101 01:00:00,583 --> 01:00:03,041 That was an inspiring story, Dax. 1102 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:05,458 From series of misfortunes, 1103 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:08,250 you fought your way up to success and fame. 1104 01:00:08,875 --> 01:00:10,958 I hope our listeners can see that 1105 01:00:11,166 --> 01:00:12,708 as long as you don't give up 1106 01:00:12,708 --> 01:00:14,791 and keep hustling, 1107 01:00:15,186 --> 01:00:16,316 the universe 1108 01:00:16,341 --> 01:00:18,799 will give you all the blessings you deserve. 1109 01:00:19,084 --> 01:00:21,125 Because you bring so much joy. 1110 01:00:21,442 --> 01:00:22,708 Look at you now! 1111 01:00:22,835 --> 01:00:24,083 Kaldag King, 1112 01:00:24,388 --> 01:00:26,297 20 million followers, 1113 01:00:26,441 --> 01:00:28,400 loads of endorsements. 1114 01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:30,953 You made it! You're the real deal! 1115 01:00:31,684 --> 01:00:32,851 You know what? 1116 01:00:33,099 --> 01:00:35,705 Thank you for trusting me with your story, Dax. 1117 01:00:36,913 --> 01:00:38,680 I've laughed a lot 1118 01:00:38,877 --> 01:00:41,002 and learned so much. 1119 01:00:41,241 --> 01:00:42,916 The pleasure's mine, Salome. 1120 01:00:43,458 --> 01:00:45,583 And thank you for giving me this chance 1121 01:00:45,893 --> 01:00:47,726 to tell you my story. 1122 01:00:48,081 --> 01:00:49,248 My story. 1123 01:00:49,306 --> 01:00:50,931 And to your millions of viewers. 1124 01:00:51,288 --> 01:00:52,329 You're welcome. 1125 01:00:53,258 --> 01:00:54,258 And 1126 01:00:54,283 --> 01:00:56,563 I got one last question before we wrap up. 1127 01:00:57,095 --> 01:00:58,178 Are you ready? 1128 01:00:58,435 --> 01:01:00,310 What's the capital of Zimbabwe? 1129 01:01:00,335 --> 01:01:01,526 Kidding! 1130 01:01:02,460 --> 01:01:03,924 I'm just kidding. 1131 01:01:04,248 --> 01:01:05,956 I just really wanna know, 1132 01:01:06,806 --> 01:01:09,000 has the curse faded? 1133 01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:12,480 Has it made way for you to fall in love with anyone? 1134 01:01:12,891 --> 01:01:14,433 Is there now a lucky person 1135 01:01:14,458 --> 01:01:17,458 who owns your dick and heart? 1136 01:01:17,719 --> 01:01:19,094 You're so funny, Salome. 1137 01:01:19,243 --> 01:01:20,243 Just a little. 1138 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:22,708 But to answer your questions… 1139 01:01:24,183 --> 01:01:25,349 All I know is, 1140 01:01:25,784 --> 01:01:29,593 it's better if no one owns this package right now. 1141 01:01:29,618 --> 01:01:30,618 But, why? 1142 01:01:30,683 --> 01:01:31,683 This is better than 1143 01:01:31,958 --> 01:01:33,374 something happening again. 1144 01:01:33,399 --> 01:01:35,307 - I'd just blame myself. - You have a point. 1145 01:01:35,808 --> 01:01:36,850 But to answer your question 1146 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:39,737 about one true love or someone special, 1147 01:01:40,581 --> 01:01:41,581 yeah, there was one girl. 1148 01:01:42,636 --> 01:01:43,695 I've loved her for a long time. 1149 01:01:44,596 --> 01:01:47,353 I just don't know where she is now. 1150 01:01:50,162 --> 01:01:52,100 It be like that sometimes. 1151 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:55,583 But you know, I don't wanna end the podcast on a sad note. 1152 01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:58,416 Maybe you could show us your signature thrust? 1153 01:01:58,416 --> 01:02:00,500 Come on, just one. Just show us. 1154 01:02:00,666 --> 01:02:02,266 Hurry! Show us! 1155 01:02:02,291 --> 01:02:04,875 Show us the thrust! Show us the thrust! 1156 01:02:05,166 --> 01:02:07,166 Show us the thrust! Show us the thrust! 1157 01:02:07,166 --> 01:02:09,750 Show us the thrust! Just one! Come on! 1158 01:02:31,106 --> 01:02:33,496 Yeah! 1159 01:02:33,521 --> 01:02:35,178 Nice one! 1160 01:02:56,853 --> 01:02:58,311 That son of a bitch is taking forever. 1161 01:02:58,336 --> 01:02:59,455 He hasn't come out yet. 1162 01:03:00,587 --> 01:03:01,879 What did they tell you? 1163 01:03:02,199 --> 01:03:04,358 They didn't tell me anything. Just to wait out here. 1164 01:03:04,563 --> 01:03:07,037 The problem is, that girl he's with 1165 01:03:07,062 --> 01:03:08,750 is Salome Salvi. 1166 01:03:09,307 --> 01:03:11,334 Salome my ass. You think he's hitting it? 1167 01:03:11,359 --> 01:03:13,443 You know how he is. 1168 01:03:13,468 --> 01:03:15,426 Does he ever turn down anyone? Damn it, Dax. 1169 01:03:15,451 --> 01:03:17,326 They're probably recording a PikPok video. 1170 01:03:18,398 --> 01:03:19,558 With a lot of thrusting. 1171 01:03:19,583 --> 01:03:20,833 Keep thrusting. 1172 01:03:33,360 --> 01:03:34,401 Hey, 1173 01:03:34,426 --> 01:03:36,676 can you let me experience that, too? 1174 01:03:37,341 --> 01:03:38,973 You wanna get cursed? 1175 01:03:38,998 --> 01:03:40,831 No, bitch. I don't wanna die. 1176 01:03:41,171 --> 01:03:42,755 I just wanna see it. 1177 01:03:44,190 --> 01:03:45,453 Just a taste. 1178 01:03:45,478 --> 01:03:48,270 Just the tip. Five seconds. No strings attached. 1179 01:03:48,295 --> 01:03:51,545 I should be safe from the curse if it's just five seconds, right? 1180 01:04:04,718 --> 01:04:06,541 Look, he's getting mad now. 1181 01:04:07,829 --> 01:04:08,829 Not yet. 1182 01:04:09,047 --> 01:04:11,287 - It's not even hard yet. - That's not the full size yet? 1183 01:04:54,953 --> 01:04:56,190 When I was in college, 1184 01:04:56,316 --> 01:04:58,233 I totally stayed away from girls. 1185 01:04:58,338 --> 01:04:59,338 Because, 1186 01:04:59,363 --> 01:05:02,535 aside from my embarrassing image of me having a big dick, 1187 01:05:02,657 --> 01:05:05,657 the girls who got involved with me ended up dying. 1188 01:05:06,739 --> 01:05:07,822 Even though, 1189 01:05:07,969 --> 01:05:10,709 I really like this one girl in campus. 1190 01:05:10,991 --> 01:05:12,282 Bettina. 1191 01:05:40,626 --> 01:05:42,793 I dreamed of having Bettina as my girlfriend. 1192 01:05:42,818 --> 01:05:44,677 But I didn't have the courage to ask her. 1193 01:05:45,014 --> 01:05:46,931 When I was waiting for her in the hallway... 1194 01:05:48,915 --> 01:05:49,944 Shit! 1195 01:05:50,124 --> 01:05:51,591 Turns outs, she already has a boyfriend. 1196 01:05:51,894 --> 01:05:53,352 Why do all the stories go like that? 1197 01:05:53,641 --> 01:05:55,975 It's always the quarterbacks 1198 01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,495 who get the cheerleaders, you know? 1199 01:06:00,061 --> 01:06:01,311 So cliché. 1200 01:06:02,386 --> 01:06:03,636 But it's fine. 1201 01:06:03,871 --> 01:06:06,871 She'd be unlucky if she ended up with me. 1202 01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:09,807 After graduation, 1203 01:06:09,957 --> 01:06:11,790 I never saw Bettina again. 1204 01:06:12,312 --> 01:06:14,096 I didn't even get to tell her 1205 01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,137 that I had a huge crush on her back then. 1206 01:06:23,101 --> 01:06:25,726 That she was my one true love. 1207 01:06:31,612 --> 01:06:34,517 Shit! Yes! 1208 01:06:57,308 --> 01:06:59,016 What are you touching yourself for? 1209 01:06:59,162 --> 01:07:00,620 I'm right here. 1210 01:07:45,928 --> 01:07:48,928 Oh my God! Girl, hi! 1211 01:07:48,953 --> 01:07:50,516 Girl, hello! Hi! 1212 01:07:50,541 --> 01:07:52,391 - I'm Hershey. - I'm Gorgeous. 1213 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:54,458 - I'm Pam. - Hello, how are you? 1214 01:07:54,884 --> 01:07:56,058 - Hi! - You are? 1215 01:07:56,083 --> 01:07:58,412 I'm the manager of the Kaldag Boys. 1216 01:07:58,437 --> 01:07:59,979 Are the Kaldag Boys ready? 1217 01:08:00,004 --> 01:08:01,747 - Yes. - Do they know what to do? 1218 01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:04,786 - You know what to do, right? - Yeah! 1219 01:08:05,028 --> 01:08:06,695 - See you there. - Sure. 1220 01:08:36,225 --> 01:08:39,475 Girls! The main event for tonight is here. 1221 01:08:39,500 --> 01:08:40,500 Are you ready? 1222 01:08:40,525 --> 01:08:42,225 Yes! 1223 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,416 Alright! Are you ready, Bettina? 1224 01:08:44,441 --> 01:08:47,108 Please welcome the PikPok sensation, 1225 01:08:47,133 --> 01:08:50,678 Kaldag King and the Kaldag Boys! 1226 01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:54,708 Oh my god! 1227 01:10:28,364 --> 01:10:30,406 Hi! You're? 1228 01:10:30,946 --> 01:10:31,946 Dax. 1229 01:10:33,824 --> 01:10:35,657 You look familiar. 1230 01:10:46,568 --> 01:10:47,735 Dax. 1231 01:10:48,728 --> 01:10:50,666 Make my friend happy, okay? 1232 01:10:51,490 --> 01:10:53,323 Take note. Be careful with her. 1233 01:10:53,487 --> 01:10:55,333 Her fiance’s a plastic surgeon. 1234 01:10:55,358 --> 01:10:56,358 Watch out. 1235 01:10:56,383 --> 01:10:57,383 It's gonna be your loss. 1236 01:10:57,683 --> 01:10:59,100 If he decides to cut that off. 1237 01:10:59,236 --> 01:11:00,486 Careful. 1238 01:15:20,524 --> 01:15:21,649 What happened? 1239 01:15:22,766 --> 01:15:24,182 How the hell did I get home? 1240 01:15:24,987 --> 01:15:26,154 Damn, Dax. 1241 01:15:26,179 --> 01:15:27,804 You were so wasted last night. 1242 01:15:28,465 --> 01:15:30,381 You passed out in Bettina's room. 1243 01:15:30,572 --> 01:15:32,541 You got the bride all to yourself. 1244 01:15:32,781 --> 01:15:34,906 You missed out on all the fun. 1245 01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:37,035 We were partying with the girls. 1246 01:15:38,472 --> 01:15:41,291 Shit, your dick is a beast, dude. 1247 01:15:42,205 --> 01:15:45,113 You had to have a taste of the bride. 1248 01:15:45,317 --> 01:15:46,317 There. 1249 01:15:46,938 --> 01:15:48,978 They had to rush Bettina to the hospital last night. 1250 01:15:49,166 --> 01:15:50,517 She bled out because of you, dude. 1251 01:15:50,542 --> 01:15:51,542 Huh? 1252 01:15:52,117 --> 01:15:53,534 Bettina was bleeding? 1253 01:15:54,549 --> 01:15:55,799 What happened? 1254 01:15:57,041 --> 01:15:58,499 Why can't I remember anything? 1255 01:15:58,524 --> 01:16:01,524 How could you remember when you passed out last night? 1256 01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:05,933 Bettina got rushed to the hospital, took Hershey 1257 01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:07,500 and her bodyguards with her. 1258 01:16:07,876 --> 01:16:09,126 What the hell did you do? 1259 01:16:09,219 --> 01:16:10,552 Why did you pass out like that? 1260 01:16:11,983 --> 01:16:13,275 It's your fault, bro. 1261 01:16:13,521 --> 01:16:15,686 You know you're a walking disaster. 1262 01:16:16,244 --> 01:16:17,284 And you still went for it. 1263 01:16:19,721 --> 01:16:21,397 Dax, if I were you, 1264 01:16:21,877 --> 01:16:23,294 stay away from Bettina. 1265 01:16:23,687 --> 01:16:24,767 Before it gets complicated. 1266 01:16:27,509 --> 01:16:28,800 Bettina's different. 1267 01:16:29,828 --> 01:16:31,744 What do you mean Bettina's different, bro? 1268 01:16:32,976 --> 01:16:34,476 Are you ready to gamble? 1269 01:16:34,734 --> 01:16:37,109 Are you ready to drag her down with your mess? 1270 01:16:42,441 --> 01:16:43,941 I need to tell her. 1271 01:16:59,743 --> 01:17:00,743 How are you? 1272 01:17:02,134 --> 01:17:04,750 I got your address from Hershey. 1273 01:17:08,349 --> 01:17:09,599 Nice condo. 1274 01:17:11,001 --> 01:17:12,543 Do you live here alone? 1275 01:17:19,121 --> 01:17:21,496 I heard you were in the hospital last night. 1276 01:17:22,594 --> 01:17:23,636 Sorry about that. 1277 01:17:24,531 --> 01:17:25,864 I didn't know. 1278 01:17:26,094 --> 01:17:27,733 So I'm your first? 1279 01:17:29,538 --> 01:17:31,246 What did you expect? 1280 01:17:32,011 --> 01:17:35,011 I don't sleep with just anyone. 1281 01:17:35,978 --> 01:17:37,894 Even with my boyfriend. 1282 01:17:39,684 --> 01:17:42,934 Well, I guess my parents are strict. 1283 01:17:44,262 --> 01:17:45,929 Very conservative. 1284 01:17:48,465 --> 01:17:51,465 And I always have bodyguards watching over me. 1285 01:17:55,148 --> 01:17:57,148 But last night, 1286 01:17:57,900 --> 01:18:00,484 you know that feeling 1287 01:18:00,887 --> 01:18:02,512 like you finally broke free? 1288 01:18:03,088 --> 01:18:06,088 I felt free that night. 1289 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:09,873 But don't worry. 1290 01:18:10,910 --> 01:18:12,827 You don't need to apologize. 1291 01:18:14,710 --> 01:18:16,293 I wanted it too. 1292 01:18:17,072 --> 01:18:18,156 It's me. 1293 01:18:18,592 --> 01:18:19,592 Hi. 1294 01:18:19,791 --> 01:18:21,786 I'm the problem. It's me. 1295 01:18:23,054 --> 01:18:24,221 Oh, really? 1296 01:18:24,923 --> 01:18:26,589 What about your fiancé? 1297 01:18:30,775 --> 01:18:33,275 He cheats on me, too, anyway. 1298 01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:35,590 Seriously? He's playing you? 1299 01:18:37,773 --> 01:18:41,378 Do you know back in University of St. Dominic, 1300 01:18:41,574 --> 01:18:43,116 I had the biggest crush on you? 1301 01:18:43,515 --> 01:18:44,515 Huh? 1302 01:18:44,540 --> 01:18:46,998 We went to the same university? 1303 01:18:49,506 --> 01:18:50,506 Yeah. 1304 01:18:50,735 --> 01:18:52,791 I watched you for years. 1305 01:18:54,657 --> 01:18:55,741 You were 1306 01:18:55,844 --> 01:18:57,927 a cheerleader of our pep squad, remember? 1307 01:18:58,464 --> 01:19:01,255 I couldn't approach you back then to introduce myself. 1308 01:19:02,421 --> 01:19:04,213 But I was a huge fan. 1309 01:19:04,808 --> 01:19:06,439 I even stole 1310 01:19:06,561 --> 01:19:08,999 your picture from the bulletin board 1311 01:19:11,088 --> 01:19:12,707 I would jerk off to it. 1312 01:19:14,029 --> 01:19:16,154 I would look at it at night. 1313 01:19:16,823 --> 01:19:17,917 Your picture. 1314 01:19:18,725 --> 01:19:23,058 That's why my picture disappeared from the bulletin board? 1315 01:19:23,083 --> 01:19:24,708 You took it. 1316 01:19:25,239 --> 01:19:26,702 That's so naughty of you. 1317 01:19:29,124 --> 01:19:30,249 Sorry about that. 1318 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:32,736 Who the hell was I back then? 1319 01:19:33,755 --> 01:19:35,984 I couldn't approach you. 1320 01:19:36,009 --> 01:19:37,509 I was shy. 1321 01:19:38,544 --> 01:19:40,294 Plus, you had a boyfriend back then. 1322 01:19:40,579 --> 01:19:41,621 Harry? 1323 01:19:42,236 --> 01:19:43,236 The... 1324 01:19:43,894 --> 01:19:45,883 varsity team captain. 1325 01:19:46,422 --> 01:19:49,074 Ah, I remember now. 1326 01:19:49,709 --> 01:19:51,437 There was this 1327 01:19:52,197 --> 01:19:54,715 famous urban legend in our school. 1328 01:19:55,254 --> 01:19:57,303 Boy Batuta? 1329 01:19:57,661 --> 01:19:59,725 Boy Batola? 1330 01:19:59,750 --> 01:20:01,583 Boy Talong, or something? 1331 01:20:02,143 --> 01:20:03,351 Don't tell me... 1332 01:20:03,531 --> 01:20:04,656 That was you? 1333 01:20:05,719 --> 01:20:07,386 Boy Kaldag now! 1334 01:20:09,965 --> 01:20:11,923 I can't believe it. 1335 01:20:12,014 --> 01:20:15,014 That I saw and experienced that. 1336 01:20:15,449 --> 01:20:17,241 And even touched it. 1337 01:20:17,916 --> 01:20:19,041 Imagine! 1338 01:20:19,946 --> 01:20:21,571 I couldn't take it. 1339 01:20:25,586 --> 01:20:26,961 - Bettina. - Harry? 1340 01:20:26,986 --> 01:20:28,070 What the hell is this? 1341 01:20:34,426 --> 01:20:36,134 I just went to Singapore. 1342 01:20:36,374 --> 01:20:37,791 And you're doing God knows what. 1343 01:20:39,046 --> 01:20:40,936 Who the hell is this idiot? 1344 01:20:41,529 --> 01:20:43,820 Why are you letting random people into your condo? 1345 01:20:44,430 --> 01:20:46,584 What the hell are you saying? 1346 01:20:48,025 --> 01:20:49,650 This is Dax, my guest. 1347 01:20:50,164 --> 01:20:51,373 I'm sorry, Dax. 1348 01:20:52,009 --> 01:20:54,217 What? Why are you apologizing to him? 1349 01:20:56,673 --> 01:20:57,887 Who the hell are you? 1350 01:20:59,050 --> 01:21:00,235 Do you even know me? 1351 01:21:01,228 --> 01:21:02,949 What do you think you're doing? 1352 01:21:04,927 --> 01:21:06,094 Did you bring food? 1353 01:21:09,125 --> 01:21:10,375 Are you a dancer? 1354 01:21:11,204 --> 01:21:12,621 What the hell? 1355 01:21:12,646 --> 01:21:14,896 - You bastard. - Enough, Harry. 1356 01:21:14,921 --> 01:21:16,796 - You wanna fight? - Let him go. 1357 01:21:17,035 --> 01:21:18,625 Don't touch him. 1358 01:21:18,970 --> 01:21:20,875 Come on, throw him out. 1359 01:21:20,919 --> 01:21:22,647 Where are you taking him? 1360 01:21:22,672 --> 01:21:23,958 - Stop it! - Let them be. 1361 01:21:23,983 --> 01:21:25,532 - No! - Just let them be! 1362 01:21:25,557 --> 01:21:27,193 - Dax! - Don't worry about him. 1363 01:21:27,218 --> 01:21:28,585 What the hell? 1364 01:21:28,705 --> 01:21:30,458 What are you doing? 1365 01:21:30,500 --> 01:21:31,500 Sit down here. 1366 01:21:33,167 --> 01:21:34,416 Since then, 1367 01:21:34,541 --> 01:21:36,583 I haven't heard anything from Bettina. 1368 01:21:37,664 --> 01:21:39,623 So, I just focused on work. 1369 01:21:39,788 --> 01:21:41,413 On making content. 1370 01:21:42,142 --> 01:21:43,923 Our post got a ton of likes. 1371 01:21:44,045 --> 01:21:45,545 Nice, nice! 1372 01:21:45,690 --> 01:21:46,690 Okay, cool. 1373 01:21:46,715 --> 01:21:47,844 Alright, I'll check. 1374 01:21:47,905 --> 01:21:48,905 I got this. 1375 01:21:49,259 --> 01:21:50,259 Isn't that five? 1376 01:21:51,306 --> 01:21:52,347 One night, 1377 01:21:52,677 --> 01:21:54,844 the cops suddenly broke in 1378 01:21:54,869 --> 01:21:56,785 and said they were charging us with a case. 1379 01:21:56,810 --> 01:21:58,956 They said we were making explicit videos. 1380 01:21:58,981 --> 01:22:01,602 And we're involved in cybersex. 1381 01:22:01,875 --> 01:22:04,250 They said we were showing off our bodies 1382 01:22:04,456 --> 01:22:07,166 and performing sex acts. 1383 01:22:07,191 --> 01:22:08,806 These assholes. 1384 01:22:08,831 --> 01:22:10,206 They were framing us. 1385 01:22:10,387 --> 01:22:11,971 But it's strange, 1386 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:13,683 they only took me with them. 1387 01:22:13,708 --> 01:22:15,151 No one make a move! 1388 01:22:15,176 --> 01:22:17,210 Dax! Dax! 1389 01:22:17,850 --> 01:22:19,391 Hey, where are you taking Dax? 1390 01:22:19,416 --> 01:22:20,600 Dax! 1391 01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:22,643 Stay! Don't follow us! 1392 01:22:23,327 --> 01:22:25,833 Where are you taking Dax? 1393 01:22:27,458 --> 01:22:28,750 You assholes! 1394 01:22:29,009 --> 01:22:30,244 Let me go. 1395 01:22:33,104 --> 01:22:34,146 Shit! 1396 01:22:44,197 --> 01:22:45,239 Shit! 1397 01:22:52,083 --> 01:22:53,125 Shit! 1398 01:22:57,011 --> 01:22:58,220 Hi, Dax. 1399 01:22:59,579 --> 01:23:00,746 What do you want from me? 1400 01:23:01,581 --> 01:23:02,914 I brought wine. 1401 01:23:03,476 --> 01:23:04,976 Let's celebrate! 1402 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:30,541 Who the hell are you? 1403 01:23:33,559 --> 01:23:35,976 Surprise! 1404 01:23:36,972 --> 01:23:38,055 Harry? 1405 01:23:38,424 --> 01:23:39,424 Is that you? 1406 01:23:47,757 --> 01:23:49,216 What? Are you going to fight back? 1407 01:23:49,829 --> 01:23:51,371 Let's see what you got. 1408 01:23:51,558 --> 01:23:52,933 We'll end you. 1409 01:23:52,958 --> 01:23:53,958 Shit! 1410 01:23:54,980 --> 01:23:57,355 You love squeezing my balls, huh? 1411 01:23:57,524 --> 01:23:58,857 Are you jealous? 1412 01:23:59,045 --> 01:24:00,420 Let me out of here! 1413 01:24:00,445 --> 01:24:02,029 Fight fair! 1414 01:24:03,782 --> 01:24:04,907 Listen to me, Dax. 1415 01:24:06,021 --> 01:24:07,441 Ever since I was a kid, 1416 01:24:07,571 --> 01:24:11,029 my dad trained me to be a tough guy. 1417 01:24:11,563 --> 01:24:14,188 He wanted me to be a soldier like him. 1418 01:24:14,716 --> 01:24:16,675 But that damn bastard 1419 01:24:17,710 --> 01:24:20,710 would beat the shit out of me every time I messed up. 1420 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:25,083 He said I was his only son. 1421 01:24:25,808 --> 01:24:27,614 That I was supposed to be 1422 01:24:28,586 --> 01:24:30,125 a Boy Scout, 1423 01:24:31,149 --> 01:24:33,315 a CAT Corps Commander, 1424 01:24:33,628 --> 01:24:34,961 enroll in the military academy. 1425 01:24:37,642 --> 01:24:40,375 But I didn't want to be a soldier, Dax. 1426 01:24:40,455 --> 01:24:42,541 That's why I played basketball. 1427 01:24:42,782 --> 01:24:45,916 So he couldn't force me to join CAT or ROTC. 1428 01:24:47,414 --> 01:24:49,731 He dictated every move I made. 1429 01:24:49,809 --> 01:24:51,143 And up until now, 1430 01:24:51,386 --> 01:24:54,216 even that damn politics thing, 1431 01:24:54,708 --> 01:24:56,916 he keeps pushing me into it. 1432 01:24:57,400 --> 01:24:59,275 He wants me to be like him. 1433 01:24:59,644 --> 01:25:01,394 Shit, Dax! 1434 01:25:01,419 --> 01:25:03,336 I'm a doctor! 1435 01:25:05,255 --> 01:25:07,003 And not just any doctor. 1436 01:25:07,552 --> 01:25:10,680 I'm a damn good doctor. 1437 01:25:13,953 --> 01:25:16,161 Because all I wanted for myself 1438 01:25:17,142 --> 01:25:20,344 was to be the most attractive man in every woman's eyes. 1439 01:25:23,344 --> 01:25:24,469 That's all I want. 1440 01:25:25,558 --> 01:25:27,224 But despite all my efforts, 1441 01:25:27,936 --> 01:25:29,103 you 1442 01:25:29,562 --> 01:25:31,940 and those good-for-nothing PikPokerists, 1443 01:25:31,965 --> 01:25:35,709 who do nothing but wave your dicks around, 1444 01:25:35,846 --> 01:25:37,471 you're still the ones they go crazy for! 1445 01:25:37,688 --> 01:25:39,396 Especially women! 1446 01:25:42,601 --> 01:25:44,351 And you didn't even work for it. 1447 01:25:45,518 --> 01:25:47,351 You just relied on fame. 1448 01:25:48,233 --> 01:25:49,233 What's the deal? 1449 01:25:49,688 --> 01:25:51,683 Diploma or hustle? 1450 01:25:52,241 --> 01:25:53,907 Do you know how many men 1451 01:25:53,932 --> 01:25:56,307 and influencers I've kidnapped? 1452 01:25:57,727 --> 01:25:59,061 Yeah, Dax! 1453 01:25:59,856 --> 01:26:01,064 And guess what, 1454 01:26:02,439 --> 01:26:05,230 I had them all killed! 1455 01:26:07,574 --> 01:26:10,241 Because I'm jealous of their fame. 1456 01:26:15,581 --> 01:26:17,749 I've been following you for a long time, Dax. 1457 01:26:17,879 --> 01:26:20,045 I don't give a shit about you or your dad. 1458 01:26:20,399 --> 01:26:22,690 I don't care! 1459 01:26:23,465 --> 01:26:26,689 I don't give a shit about my dad either! 1460 01:26:29,384 --> 01:26:31,134 And in case you didn't know 1461 01:26:32,413 --> 01:26:33,579 he's gone now. 1462 01:26:34,044 --> 01:26:35,494 And here's the thing, come here. 1463 01:26:36,304 --> 01:26:37,481 Here's the thing, sis. 1464 01:26:38,052 --> 01:26:39,927 Bettina's gone too. 1465 01:26:42,837 --> 01:26:44,004 What the hell are you doing? 1466 01:26:44,589 --> 01:26:47,839 You got a private investigator to spy on me? 1467 01:26:49,289 --> 01:26:51,164 What the hell are you talking about? 1468 01:26:53,575 --> 01:26:55,333 Don't play dumb. 1469 01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:57,649 I already know. They told me. 1470 01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:01,886 You think I don't know? 1471 01:27:03,414 --> 01:27:05,664 That you've been cheating on me? 1472 01:27:06,130 --> 01:27:08,109 I've known about that since college. 1473 01:27:08,134 --> 01:27:09,342 And I found out 1474 01:27:09,441 --> 01:27:11,188 from your bodyguards that, 1475 01:27:11,266 --> 01:27:13,225 every guy who comes near me, 1476 01:27:13,250 --> 01:27:15,458 you have them kidnapped and killed. 1477 01:27:16,342 --> 01:27:17,592 Bettina, sorry. 1478 01:27:20,941 --> 01:27:23,732 Mark, Kevin, Carlos! 1479 01:27:23,763 --> 01:27:25,638 Even my office mates! 1480 01:27:25,710 --> 01:27:26,880 Bettina, I'm sorry. 1481 01:27:27,196 --> 01:27:28,904 - Bettina, don't tell anyone. - No! 1482 01:27:28,929 --> 01:27:31,118 Baby, I'm really sorry! 1483 01:27:31,143 --> 01:27:32,574 - I'm sorry. - No. 1484 01:27:32,610 --> 01:27:34,401 I'm calling off the wedding. 1485 01:27:34,630 --> 01:27:35,672 Bettina, please. 1486 01:27:36,092 --> 01:27:37,342 Forgive me. 1487 01:27:37,367 --> 01:27:39,076 This isn't going anywhere. 1488 01:27:40,837 --> 01:27:41,859 Baby. 1489 01:27:41,884 --> 01:27:43,742 - The wedding is off. - Bettina. 1490 01:27:43,767 --> 01:27:45,762 Bettina, sorry! 1491 01:27:45,787 --> 01:27:46,787 Bettina! 1492 01:27:51,559 --> 01:27:52,601 What? 1493 01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:54,143 What did you do to her? 1494 01:27:56,344 --> 01:27:57,969 You killed Bettina? 1495 01:27:58,476 --> 01:28:00,643 How could I not? When you went to the condo, 1496 01:28:01,103 --> 01:28:02,767 you didn't bring any food. 1497 01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:05,295 So I finished her off. 1498 01:28:17,833 --> 01:28:19,666 Why did you have to do that? 1499 01:28:23,791 --> 01:28:25,291 There's nothing we can do, Dax. 1500 01:28:26,458 --> 01:28:27,750 She's dead. 1501 01:28:28,875 --> 01:28:31,500 Do you know I've been following you for a long time? 1502 01:28:31,916 --> 01:28:34,625 I've watched all your PikPok videos. 1503 01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:37,000 That's why when I found out 1504 01:28:37,000 --> 01:28:39,583 you were at Bettina's bridal shower, 1505 01:28:40,377 --> 01:28:42,877 I immediately bought a ticket to come back here. 1506 01:28:43,071 --> 01:28:44,862 But not for Bettina! 1507 01:28:45,263 --> 01:28:46,985 But because 1508 01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:50,745 I want to meet you personally, Dax. 1509 01:28:51,641 --> 01:28:53,141 But when I found out 1510 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,083 what happened that night, 1511 01:28:55,815 --> 01:28:58,232 I got so jealous, Dax! 1512 01:29:00,191 --> 01:29:01,233 Wanna know why? 1513 01:29:03,724 --> 01:29:05,849 Because even I can admit it to myself, 1514 01:29:06,689 --> 01:29:09,541 that I can't give Bettina the pleasure she's longing for. 1515 01:29:12,073 --> 01:29:14,030 I always avoided her 1516 01:29:14,594 --> 01:29:16,969 when she would try to seduce me to sleep with her. 1517 01:29:19,098 --> 01:29:20,307 Shit. 1518 01:29:22,005 --> 01:29:23,171 You know why? 1519 01:29:24,526 --> 01:29:25,693 You know why? 1520 01:29:26,801 --> 01:29:28,631 Because of this! 1521 01:29:29,900 --> 01:29:32,900 Because of this damn microdick! 1522 01:29:35,542 --> 01:29:37,250 It's so tiny! 1523 01:29:38,509 --> 01:29:39,634 That's why 1524 01:29:40,492 --> 01:29:44,416 I really want to get that big dick of yours. 1525 01:29:45,788 --> 01:29:46,829 And 1526 01:29:46,996 --> 01:29:49,538 I'll attach it to mine. 1527 01:29:50,246 --> 01:29:51,371 Don't worry. 1528 01:29:52,902 --> 01:29:55,083 I'll replace yours with a kiffy. 1529 01:29:58,636 --> 01:30:00,996 Once I get it tonight, 1530 01:30:06,213 --> 01:30:09,456 you'll be next, after Bettina. 1531 01:30:09,639 --> 01:30:10,639 Screw you! 1532 01:30:18,083 --> 01:30:19,083 Screw you! 1533 01:30:19,271 --> 01:30:21,521 You're crazy! Screw you! 1534 01:30:25,874 --> 01:30:27,050 Screw you! 1535 01:30:27,572 --> 01:30:29,114 You're crazy! 1536 01:30:31,250 --> 01:30:33,500 Alright, strip him. 1537 01:30:38,301 --> 01:30:39,594 Wait. 1538 01:30:39,790 --> 01:30:41,623 I forgot something. Hold on. 1539 01:30:46,061 --> 01:30:47,936 So you won't feel anything. 1540 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,003 What's happening? 1541 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:55,616 Wait! That's mine! 1542 01:30:55,641 --> 01:30:57,238 Give it to me. 1543 01:30:57,816 --> 01:30:58,816 No! 1544 01:31:03,750 --> 01:31:05,791 No one else will benefit from this. 1545 01:31:06,791 --> 01:31:07,875 Don't! 1546 01:31:14,643 --> 01:31:16,309 Like in other movies, 1547 01:31:16,849 --> 01:31:18,724 the hero's torment is over. 1548 01:31:22,901 --> 01:31:23,901 And now, 1549 01:31:23,926 --> 01:31:25,509 a new morning, 1550 01:31:25,796 --> 01:31:27,111 a new beginning. 1551 01:31:28,058 --> 01:31:29,725 Thanks to my friends 1552 01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:32,541 who've been with me since we were kids. 1553 01:31:38,407 --> 01:31:39,491 And of course, 1554 01:31:39,516 --> 01:31:41,182 thanks to my Auntie Dolor. 1555 01:31:41,216 --> 01:31:42,466 She's the one who took care of me, 1556 01:31:42,641 --> 01:31:43,683 raised me, 1557 01:31:43,708 --> 01:31:45,125 and watched me grow. 1558 01:31:46,440 --> 01:31:47,899 I don't mean my dick. 1559 01:31:48,150 --> 01:31:50,191 That one didn't need growing. 1560 01:31:52,001 --> 01:31:54,541 Auntie Dolor also told me that my real father 1561 01:31:54,566 --> 01:31:56,650 isn't really Japanese. 1562 01:31:58,121 --> 01:32:01,288 She said she's found her long-lost brother. 1563 01:32:01,656 --> 01:32:08,281 And now, my real dad's coming all the way from Davao to visit me in Manila. 1564 01:32:08,833 --> 01:32:10,666 After so many years, 1565 01:32:10,666 --> 01:32:13,014 my dad finally mustered the courage 1566 01:32:13,039 --> 01:32:15,205 to face me and introduce himself. 1567 01:32:15,786 --> 01:32:18,494 This might be the happiest day of my life. 1568 01:32:20,058 --> 01:32:22,308 Ma'am, you have a visitor. 1569 01:32:22,333 --> 01:32:23,458 Okay, let him in. 1570 01:33:01,791 --> 01:33:02,791 Dax… 1571 01:33:04,939 --> 01:33:06,666 This is your real dad. 1572 01:33:08,074 --> 01:33:09,602 Tatay Mola. 1573 01:33:10,682 --> 01:33:11,895 It's true. 1574 01:33:13,022 --> 01:33:14,375 A horse? 1575 01:33:30,864 --> 01:33:31,907 Sir? 1576 01:33:32,164 --> 01:33:33,214 Sir? 1577 01:33:37,996 --> 01:33:39,065 Sir? 1578 01:33:39,423 --> 01:33:40,798 Wake up. 1579 01:33:40,823 --> 01:33:42,365 The doctor is here. 1580 01:33:42,782 --> 01:33:43,782 What's that? 1581 01:33:43,882 --> 01:33:46,635 Here's what we removed from you. 1582 01:33:49,628 --> 01:33:51,378 We're returning it now. 1583 01:33:57,022 --> 01:33:58,939 Don't! 1584 01:34:57,583 --> 01:34:58,875 Cut! 1585 01:34:59,850 --> 01:35:01,208 The kid's got a hard-on. 1586 01:35:01,233 --> 01:35:02,441 Let's do another take. 1587 01:35:02,657 --> 01:35:03,657 One. 1588 01:35:04,125 --> 01:35:05,125 Two. 1589 01:35:05,384 --> 01:35:06,384 Three. 1590 01:35:08,641 --> 01:35:10,183 Shit, I told you. 1591 01:35:10,208 --> 01:35:11,718 Dax is too heavy. 1592 01:35:23,458 --> 01:35:25,166 Hey! What the hell! 1593 01:35:25,458 --> 01:35:27,041 Focus! 1594 01:35:27,653 --> 01:35:28,778 It's a horse!