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‐ Oh, man, I'm so hungry I could eat
a crowverine stuffed into a pigator

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stuffed into a kangadillo.

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‐ Mm! Crowverpigadillo.

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‐ Dinner is served.

5
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‐ And dinner is done.

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‐ No!

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‐ Uh, what's the rush?

8
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‐ We have to get to bed.

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Because we're very tired.

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Isn't that right, Hope?

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‐ Right, Phil. Tired. So tired!

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‐ I'm so exhausted
I can barely keep my eyes open.

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‐ Really? 'Cause you seem pumped.

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‐ That's a symptom of extreme fatigue.

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It's worse than I thought. Good night.

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‐ Aha!

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Ohh!

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‐ Second dinner is served.

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Hey, anyone else notice,

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the Bettermans were acting
kinda weird, huh?

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Especially Phil.

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‐ To be fair, Phil always acts weird.

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‐ Maybe they're just tired.

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‐ Before the sun goes down?

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‐ Sure. Living on a farm isn't easy.

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‐ Uh, we live on a farm
and we are still awake.

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‐ I bet Hope made a secret dessert
she doesn't wanna share with us.

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But Sandy will find it.

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Won't you, Sandy?

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‐ Or they're just tired.

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‐ What if they met a new family
and they're replacing us?

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What if we have to move?

33
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What if Dawn
has a new best friend?

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‐ What if you're overreacting just a bit?

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‐ What if they have a giant window
they're keeping to themselves?

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And they have trained punch monkeys
to wait on them hand and foot

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while they watch
wall‐to‐wall window action?

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‐ You're all wrong.

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There's a full moon tonight.

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That's when the Bettermans turn into

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half‐man, half‐bear, half‐fish beasts!

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‐ Too many halves.

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‐ 'Cause they were bitten by bearacudas!

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And that made them wereacudas!

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‐ Wereacudas?

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‐ Oh. Is that why
they're sneaking around up there?

47
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‐ Let's go. No noise.

48
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‐ Come on, guys,
there's no such thing as‐‐

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wereacudas.

50
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‐ Hey, guys. I took the elevator.

51
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‐ Pipe down!

52
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‐ Here's the plan. I grab Phil.

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Ugga, you wrap up Hope.

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Eep, you're on Dawn patrol.
Mm‐hmm.

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Thunk, try not to get bitten.

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‐ And, most importantly,
aim for the gills!

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‐ Or we could just talk to them
because the Bettermans aren't wereacudas.

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‐ Aw, I love that you always see
the bright side, Guy‐Boy.

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But this time it might get us killed.

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So less talking, more stalking.

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‐ Ooh. Are you sure
you want to do that?

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Just trying to help.

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‐ Don't listen to him, Mom.

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Dad's just trying to mess with your head.

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‐ Way ahead of him, Dawn.
We're married, remember?

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That means I'm Phil‐proof.

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Eh!

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‐ Ha! I win!

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Ah, the delicious nectar of victory.

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You two know how sweet it is.

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Oh, wait, you don't.

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Because I am
and always shall be undefeated.

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‐ Phil, you promised you wouldn't do that.

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‐ Do what, dear? Win?

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‐ No, be a bad sport.

76
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You said tonight would be
all fun, no gloating, remember?

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‐ Did I?

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‐ Yes! That's why Dawn and I are here.

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But you haven't changed at all.

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‐ Yeah, Dad. You're making
a shame night of game night.

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Game night?

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‐ Oh, yeah, game night. Ha, ha!

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I remember this from when I was a kid.

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The Bettermans used to
invite my family over to play games.

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It was‐‐ It was so much fun.

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‐ Sure, because games are fun.

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‐ So no wereacudas here, Mom. Just games.

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‐ What's a wereacuda?

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‐ Part‐man, part‐bear, part‐fish‐‐

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Eh, you know the parts,
'cause you are one!

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Get 'em!

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‐ Anyway, I like games.

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‐ Yeah, not a fan of games.

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It's too much work.

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But I'm a big fan of game snacks.

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Mm! Banana chips. It's not bad.

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But I'm not gonna settle.

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I'm gonna find the ultimate game snack.

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Because that is my destiny.

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‐ Uh, why didn't you invite us?
We like fun.

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‐ Me too!

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That's why I like games.

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‐ I just assumed
you wouldn't be interested.

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These games are more
cerebral than corporeal.

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Brain, not brawn.

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Ohh!

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‐ So it was for your own good.

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After all, strategy and concentration,

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and, well, thinking aren't exactly
your cup of bitter leaf juice.

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‐ From what I remember,
game night is for everyone.

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‐ I like games! My brain good. Grug play.

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‐ You're proving my point.

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So if you'll excuse us,

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Hope and Dawn
are eager to challenge my winning streak.

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‐ No, Phil. You blew it.

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I'm done playing games with you tonight.

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‐ Yeah, Dad. I've lost my game face.

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‐ Good news, Croods.

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A seat at the table just opened up.

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You have no chance of defeating me,
but it's all in good fun.

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Welcome to game night!

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‐ I'm playing first.

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Stack Sticks is quite simple.

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Take a stick from the bottom
and put it on top

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without toppling the stack.

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Like so.

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If I factor the stick's exit angle,

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calculate removal velocity

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to maintain
the stack's structural integrity,

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then consider
the load‐bearing sticks below it,

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I choose

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this one.

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Advantage, Phil.

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Your turn, Grug.

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‐ Ha! I can do that.

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‐ And I win.

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‐ What? But I barely touched it.

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‐ Yes. That's the way
the stack sticks stumble.

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Point, me.

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‐ I'm playing again.

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‐ In the game of Rock, Leaf, Sharp Rock,

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rock beats sharp rock,

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sharp rock beats leaf and leaf beats rock.

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Touch one when I say go.

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Go!

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Leaf beats rock. I win.

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‐ Leaf beats rock? Pfft.

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That's ridiculous.

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Rock beats everything.

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‐ Not in this game.

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Point, me.

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‐ I'm playing again!

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‐ Honey, maybe someone else should play.

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‐ My turn!

155
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Finally, the blue shells move diagonally

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while the red shells move vertically.

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And that's the Shell Game.

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Any questions?

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‐ Nope. I got it.

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‐ You moved right into my trap.

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Point, me! I win!

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Which means
I get to wear the winner's crown.

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Yes!

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No... one... beats... the... Phil!

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‐ Pfft! Big whoop.

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These games are stupid.

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Let's go, Croods.
We have more important things to do.

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‐ Like stopping the wereacudas!

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Get 'em!

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‐ Boy, this brings back memories.

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Thank you for a lovely game night.

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‐ I gotta say, Grug, you handled losing
better than I expected.

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I'm proud of you.

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‐ Aw, thanks.

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Now I'll be busy
for the next few days practicing games

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until I can beat Phil
because nothing else matters.

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‐ And there it is.

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It's just like the time
that crowverine beat you in a race.

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‐ Just because you beat me
doesn't mean you won!

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‐ You're just a bad loser, Grug.

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So I want you to walk away from this.

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‐ But I‐‐

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Okay, I'll walk away.

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‐ Thank you.

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‐ I'll walk away right after I beat Phil.

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‐ That's the spirit, Dad.

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We're with you all the way.

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Beat Phil! Beat Phil!

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‐ Yeah! Beat Phil! Beat Phil!
Beat Phil! Beat Phil!

190
00:08:02,692 --> 00:08:04,319
‐ Eep, what are you doing?

191
00:08:04,319 --> 00:08:06,488
If Grug loses,
won't he tear down the tree house?

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‐ Look, we'll never stop him.

193
00:08:07,864 --> 00:08:09,366
So we might as well help him beat Phil.

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‐ So you think Grug can win?

195
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‐ Oh, no. Dad can't beat Phil
in brain games.

196
00:08:13,036 --> 00:08:14,788
But I can beat Phil with the timeout club.

197
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So you lure him into the living room
and, boom, Dad wins.

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‐ So your plan is to hit Phil with a club?

199
00:08:20,210 --> 00:08:21,670
Maybe we should go talk to Phil instead.

200
00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:25,131
‐ Okay, but it'll be tough to talk to Phil
while he's in timeout.

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‐ Uh‐‐ Hmm. Mm‐mmm.

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‐ Game Phil again.

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And no whining.

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You couldn't beat me
even if you had hands.

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No licking either.

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Lose with dignity.

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Uhh‐‐
Phil?

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Can we talk to you?

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‐ Yes. Of course.

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‐ So Grug's feeling down about game night.

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He's hoping for a rematch.

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‐ And we'd like you to go easy on him.

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‐ I could.

214
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But then it wouldn't be a game.

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Games are for winning.

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And there can only be one winner.

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‐ Sorry you feel that way, Phil.

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I was hoping to do this the easy way.

219
00:09:01,585 --> 00:09:02,419
‐ You're right, Phil.

220
00:09:02,419 --> 00:09:05,422
But isn't beating Grug at brain games
a hollow victory?

221
00:09:05,422 --> 00:09:07,924
I mean, you're so much smarter than Grug.

222
00:09:07,924 --> 00:09:09,676
‐ That's true. I am brilliant.

223
00:09:10,302 --> 00:09:11,636
‐ Right!

224
00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:15,265
So what if you played
some brawn games against my Dad?

225
00:09:15,265 --> 00:09:18,268
That's a real challenge for a real winner.

226
00:09:19,060 --> 00:09:20,770
‐ I know what's happening here.

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You do?

228
00:09:21,396 --> 00:09:22,689
‐ Of course.

229
00:09:22,689 --> 00:09:24,941
You think I'm unstoppable

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00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:28,445
and you want to bask
in the glow of my gaming supremacy.

231
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I don't blame you. Game on!

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‐ My dad's gonna crush him.

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‐ Point, us.

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‐ Stack Sticks struggles, stranger?

235
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‐ No.

236
00:09:44,794 --> 00:09:45,503
Yes.

237
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I can't stack sticks.

238
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‐ There, there, Grug.

239
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Dry your tears.

240
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‐ I'm not crying.

241
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‐ It's a metaphor.

242
00:09:53,053 --> 00:09:54,554
Ugh. Never mind.

243
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How would you like to play some games
more suited to your... brawn?

244
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Brawn means muscle.

245
00:10:01,144 --> 00:10:02,646
‐ Oh!

246
00:10:02,646 --> 00:10:04,064
Then you're talking my talk words.

247
00:10:04,064 --> 00:10:05,315
‐ Go for the gills!

248
00:10:05,315 --> 00:10:06,483
‐ Not now, Gran.

249
00:10:06,483 --> 00:10:08,610
We got games to play.

250
00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:12,656
‐ Our first game is Hunt or Be Hunted.

251
00:10:12,656 --> 00:10:14,616
‐ So... it's hunting?

252
00:10:14,616 --> 00:10:16,743
‐ To oversimplify it, yes.

253
00:10:16,743 --> 00:10:19,454
I will run and you will catch me.

254
00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:21,039
Ha. If you can.

255
00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:22,707
Catch you? Ha!

256
00:10:22,707 --> 00:10:24,042
This is my kinda game.

257
00:10:24,042 --> 00:10:27,921
‐ Indeed. Your brawn should have
no problem besting my brain.

258
00:10:27,921 --> 00:10:29,631
‐ Uh, heh, hunting?

259
00:10:29,631 --> 00:10:31,716
Yeah, more like slaughter.

260
00:10:31,716 --> 00:10:34,135
‐ Yeah, I almost feel bad for Phil.

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He doesn't stand a chance.

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00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:36,846
‐ Don't be too sure.

263
00:10:36,846 --> 00:10:38,265
Phil would never play a game
he couldn't win.

264
00:10:38,265 --> 00:10:39,307
Mm‐hmm.

265
00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:41,393
Winning is more important
to my dad than I am.

266
00:10:41,393 --> 00:10:43,061
‐ Oh, I'm sure that's not true.

267
00:10:43,061 --> 00:10:44,145
No, it is.

268
00:10:44,145 --> 00:10:45,480
Phil needs to win.

269
00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:47,649
He said he would change,
but he hasn't.

270
00:10:47,649 --> 00:10:50,610
And, if Phil doesn't win,
well, we're all in trouble.

271
00:10:50,610 --> 00:10:52,112
I learned that the hard way.

272
00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:57,284
I won! I finally beat you. Ha!

273
00:11:09,921 --> 00:11:11,673
Phil, it's been three weeks.

274
00:11:11,673 --> 00:11:13,049
You lost. Get over it.

275
00:11:13,967 --> 00:11:15,260
The farm is falling apart.

276
00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:18,013
So we have two terrible losers

277
00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:19,264
playing against each other.

278
00:11:19,264 --> 00:11:20,640
What's the worst that could happen?

279
00:11:21,683 --> 00:11:24,311
‐ Oh, I don't know. Just the end of life
on the farm as we know it.

280
00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:26,688
‐ Yeah. Maybe the timeout club
was the way to go.

281
00:11:26,688 --> 00:11:29,316
‐ Uh‐huh. Now you're talking
my talk words.

282
00:11:33,528 --> 00:11:34,946
‐ I've hunted my whole life.

283
00:11:34,946 --> 00:11:36,531
You sure you wanna do this?

284
00:11:36,531 --> 00:11:37,490
Yes.

285
00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:39,034
And put me down.

286
00:11:39,826 --> 00:11:40,660
Thank you.

287
00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:41,494
Shall we begin?

288
00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:43,038
‐ It's your funeral fire.

289
00:11:43,038 --> 00:11:43,955
Let's do it.

290
00:11:43,955 --> 00:11:44,789
Huh.

291
00:11:44,789 --> 00:11:46,625
Phil? Where'd you go?

292
00:11:47,626 --> 00:11:48,543
Hmm.

293
00:11:48,543 --> 00:11:50,253
Oh, it's on.

294
00:11:50,253 --> 00:11:51,254
Gotcha!

295
00:11:51,254 --> 00:11:52,464
Gotcha!

296
00:11:53,298 --> 00:11:54,174
Gotcha?

297
00:11:56,635 --> 00:11:57,844
Gotcha!

298
00:12:01,640 --> 00:12:03,600
Aw! You're not Phil!

299
00:12:04,226 --> 00:12:05,477
Hmph! That's it.

300
00:12:05,477 --> 00:12:06,895
I've looked everywhere.

301
00:12:06,895 --> 00:12:08,647
I'm never gonna find him.

302
00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:12,525
‐ That's because your brawn
didn't look here.

303
00:12:12,525 --> 00:12:13,902
But my brain did.

304
00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:14,694
Point, me.

305
00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:20,033
‐ W‐w‐‐ I can't believe
Dad lost a hunting game to Phil!

306
00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:23,245
‐ I can't believe Phil built
a fake crowverine egg just to win.

307
00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:24,996
‐ Oh, Phil will do anything to win.

308
00:12:24,996 --> 00:12:28,416
‐ Winning is everything!

309
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:31,962
‐ But to be fair,
that's why I married him.

310
00:12:32,671 --> 00:12:35,966
‐ He once invented a game for my birthday
just so he could beat me at it.

311
00:12:36,716 --> 00:12:37,759
My fourth birthday.

312
00:12:37,759 --> 00:12:40,262
‐ I'm just glad
Phil is gaming someone else now.

313
00:12:40,262 --> 00:12:41,429
Better Grug than us.

314
00:12:41,429 --> 00:12:42,097
‐ That's it.

315
00:12:42,097 --> 00:12:43,139
Timeout time.

316
00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:44,391
Guy, create a distraction.

317
00:12:44,391 --> 00:12:46,268
‐ No. I'm sure Grug'll win the next one.

318
00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:48,061
‐ Ooh, ooh. Are those bug nuggets?

319
00:12:48,061 --> 00:12:48,770
I'll take some.

320
00:12:48,770 --> 00:12:50,605
‐ No. You deserve better.

321
00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:51,398
We all do.

322
00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:53,733
And I'm going to find a better game snack

323
00:12:53,733 --> 00:12:56,653
if it's the last thing I ever do!

324
00:12:59,948 --> 00:13:02,867
‐ And that's... rock lifting.

325
00:13:02,867 --> 00:13:04,286
Beat that.

326
00:13:04,286 --> 00:13:06,705
‐ Impressive display
of raw brute strength.

327
00:13:06,705 --> 00:13:10,750
But it's no match for raw brute brain.

328
00:13:10,750 --> 00:13:11,459
Need I say it?

329
00:13:11,459 --> 00:13:12,544
‐ No fair!

330
00:13:12,544 --> 00:13:13,503
‐ Isn't it?

331
00:13:13,503 --> 00:13:17,048
You used your strengths
and I used mine.

332
00:13:17,048 --> 00:13:17,757
Point, me.

333
00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:20,343
‐ Let me guess.

334
00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:22,095
Dad will win the next one?

335
00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:22,971
‐ Maybe?

336
00:13:25,974 --> 00:13:28,560
‐ Whoo! Big throw! Big throw!

337
00:13:28,977 --> 00:13:30,604
‐ Maybe you beat me before,

338
00:13:30,604 --> 00:13:33,732
but no way you can throw a spear
farther than that.

339
00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:37,402
‐ True. Lucky for me you agreed to
"enhanced throwing" when we started.

340
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:38,820
‐ Because I didn't know what it was!

341
00:13:38,820 --> 00:13:40,030
Wh‐‐ What is it?

342
00:13:40,030 --> 00:13:42,616
‐ Allow me to demonstrate.

343
00:13:47,704 --> 00:13:49,205
Victory, me.

344
00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:51,917
I... am... the... game master!

345
00:13:51,917 --> 00:13:54,252
I'm taking your pelt
because I've bested you.

346
00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:58,256
It's a display of dominance!

347
00:14:01,426 --> 00:14:03,929
On second thought, keep the pelt
and wear the shame of defeat.

348
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:04,971
Also, it smells.

349
00:14:04,971 --> 00:14:09,351
‐ Okay! Phil's spear went farther, Dad,
but yours went... straighter.

350
00:14:09,351 --> 00:14:10,685
‐ I'm proud of you, Grug.

351
00:14:10,685 --> 00:14:12,270
You've never taken a loss this well.

352
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:15,148
‐ A lot of people say
being a good loser makes you a winner.

353
00:14:15,148 --> 00:14:16,524
‐ Nope. No one says that, Guy.

354
00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:17,734
‐ Maybe they do starting now.

355
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:21,363
‐ See, Phil?
Losing graciously isn't so hard.

356
00:14:21,363 --> 00:14:22,697
Even Grug can do it.

357
00:14:23,573 --> 00:14:25,909
‐ Yeah, Dad. Maybe you can
remember this at my next birthday?

358
00:14:25,909 --> 00:14:27,786
‐ Why? I'm not a loser like Grug.

359
00:14:27,786 --> 00:14:30,038
‐ I'm not a loser!

360
00:14:30,038 --> 00:14:31,498
‐ Then how do you explain all the losing?

361
00:14:31,498 --> 00:14:33,458
‐ Just because I lost doesn't mean I lost.

362
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,919
‐ Actually, that's precisely
what it means.

363
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:39,172
And it proves
I can beat you at anything,

364
00:14:39,172 --> 00:14:41,591
thanks to my superior brain.

365
00:14:42,842 --> 00:14:44,427
‐ He's about to blow, Guy.

366
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:48,557
‐ Don't worry. I just had an amazing idea.

367
00:14:48,557 --> 00:14:50,850
Or as some people say, a Guy‐dea.

368
00:14:50,850 --> 00:14:52,018
‐ Nope. No one says that.

369
00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:53,270
‐ Maybe they do starting now.

370
00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:54,396
Easy, big fella.

371
00:14:54,396 --> 00:14:55,647
As Hope might say,

372
00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:58,525
just empty your mind
and think of your happy place.

373
00:14:58,525 --> 00:15:00,485
Because I was thinking
we could play a new game.

374
00:15:00,485 --> 00:15:02,028
A game for everyone.

375
00:15:02,028 --> 00:15:02,988
And it's called‐‐

376
00:15:02,988 --> 00:15:03,738
‐ Survival.

377
00:15:03,738 --> 00:15:05,949
Dad and Phil,
outside the wall, on their own.

378
00:15:05,949 --> 00:15:08,910
No tools, supplies or food.
Who can last longer.

379
00:15:08,910 --> 00:15:10,370
‐ Not what I was gonna say at all.

380
00:15:10,370 --> 00:15:12,664
‐ Yes. Right now. Let's Survival!

381
00:15:12,664 --> 00:15:13,665
‐ Interesting.

382
00:15:13,665 --> 00:15:15,584
But you know what else is interesting?

383
00:15:15,584 --> 00:15:18,378
That new game Guy almost talked about.

384
00:15:18,378 --> 00:15:19,546
‐ Uh‐‐
‐ No more games.

385
00:15:19,546 --> 00:15:22,007
I can't take the farm shutting down again
if Phil loses.

386
00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:24,926
‐ And there won't be a farm if Grug loses.

387
00:15:24,926 --> 00:15:26,887
Just a smoldering crater.

388
00:15:27,262 --> 00:15:29,347
‐ Hope and Ugga make excellent points.

389
00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:31,975
‐ Oh, sounds like you're chicken seal.

390
00:15:31,975 --> 00:15:33,810
Oi‐i‐i‐nk!

391
00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:35,812
‐ That's not the sound chicken seals make.

392
00:15:37,188 --> 00:15:39,190
‐ That's the sound chicken seals make.

393
00:15:39,190 --> 00:15:41,067
‐ And I don't sound like that.

394
00:15:41,067 --> 00:15:44,154
Fine, Grug, I gladly
accept your challenge.

395
00:15:44,154 --> 00:15:47,198
And I'll win again
because I love the wilderness!

396
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:51,244
‐ Quick reminder that you can't bring
tools, supplies or food.

397
00:15:51,244 --> 00:15:53,914
You have to survive on your own out here.

398
00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:57,584
‐ Oh, all right.

399
00:15:57,584 --> 00:15:58,627
Chunky, you're free to go.

400
00:16:02,756 --> 00:16:03,840
‐ Much better.

401
00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:06,301
Time for Survival. Good luck.

402
00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,136
‐ No, I can't do this!

403
00:16:08,845 --> 00:16:11,806
I mean, I can't wait to do this.

404
00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:13,975
‐ Ha! You got it right the first time.

405
00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:15,685
And, uh, don't follow me.

406
00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:24,736
Are you following me?

407
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:27,113
‐ Me? Of course not.

408
00:16:27,113 --> 00:16:29,032
I love the wilderness.

409
00:16:34,412 --> 00:16:38,208
If I weren't already married,
wilderness, I'd marry you.

410
00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,876
Because what's not to love?

411
00:16:39,876 --> 00:16:41,962
Fresh air, majestic trees‐‐

412
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:46,049
Brazen insects with dreadful stings.

413
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:51,221
That are everywhere and favor necks.

414
00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:55,767
Ugh, thorns! So many thorns.

415
00:16:57,018 --> 00:16:59,145
Ohh!

416
00:16:59,145 --> 00:17:01,106
Majestic... tree.

417
00:17:12,576 --> 00:17:13,994
‐ Ooh!

418
00:17:20,333 --> 00:17:24,254
I love the wilderness!

419
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:26,756
‐ I hate the wilderness!

420
00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:34,097
What was that?

421
00:17:34,097 --> 00:17:35,724
Oh. It was just the wind.

422
00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:38,018
What was that?

423
00:17:38,977 --> 00:17:40,020
Oh.

424
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:41,146
Just more wind.

425
00:17:42,981 --> 00:17:43,899
Phil.

426
00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:44,900
‐ What was that?

427
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,067
It's not the wind.

428
00:17:46,067 --> 00:17:46,776
‐ Gah!

429
00:17:47,527 --> 00:17:48,737
Gotcha!

430
00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:50,780
‐ What are you doing here?

431
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,657
‐ I figured you were in trouble.

432
00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:54,576
And I was right. Ready to give up?

433
00:17:54,576 --> 00:17:55,952
‐ Not a chance.

434
00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:58,204
I'll be fine as soon as I start this fire.

435
00:17:58,204 --> 00:18:00,415
‐ Oh, you mean like this?

436
00:18:00,415 --> 00:18:03,376
‐ Ha! I tricked you into starting my fire.

437
00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:05,170
Brain always beats brawn.

438
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,714
‐ In that case,
your brain can start it again.

439
00:18:09,883 --> 00:18:11,551
I'm going back to my camp.

440
00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:13,428
Have a good night.

441
00:18:15,472 --> 00:18:17,307
‐ Ha! Fire!

442
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:20,143
As I said, brain always beats‐‐

443
00:18:21,436 --> 00:18:22,479
brawn.

444
00:18:23,563 --> 00:18:26,733
‐ Wilderness, why did I ever leave you?

445
00:18:27,734 --> 00:18:29,527
Maybe it was the screaming.

446
00:18:30,612 --> 00:18:32,239
Hmm. That sounds like Phil.

447
00:18:34,491 --> 00:18:36,785
And that sounds like victory.

448
00:18:36,785 --> 00:18:37,994
Point, me.

449
00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:44,751
Ha!

450
00:18:44,751 --> 00:18:45,752
Well, gee, Phil,

451
00:18:45,752 --> 00:18:47,254
you look a little down.

452
00:18:47,254 --> 00:18:48,129
In a pit.

453
00:18:48,129 --> 00:18:48,838
Get it?

454
00:18:48,838 --> 00:18:51,174
'Cause you're in a pit.

455
00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:52,676
‐ Oh, Grug. Heh.

456
00:18:53,176 --> 00:18:54,302
Thank the stars you're here.

457
00:18:54,302 --> 00:18:56,137
I was taken by these bearacudas.

458
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,806
For some reason they put me in this pit.

459
00:18:57,806 --> 00:18:59,432
‐ Yeah, because they're gonna eat you.

460
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:02,060
Bearacudas keep food in a pit
until they're hungry.

461
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,186
‐ What? Get me out of here!

462
00:19:03,186 --> 00:19:03,979
‐ Whoa!

463
00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:05,313
That one almost got me.

464
00:19:05,313 --> 00:19:06,898
Sure, I'll get you out.

465
00:19:06,898 --> 00:19:09,150
Right after you say I won.

466
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,652
‐ What? Never!

467
00:19:10,652 --> 00:19:12,153
‐ Okay. Enjoy dinner.

468
00:19:12,153 --> 00:19:14,656
Sorry, enjoy being dinner.

469
00:19:15,615 --> 00:19:17,075
‐ Fine! Leave me.

470
00:19:17,075 --> 00:19:18,910
But when the bearacudas eat me,

471
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:20,036
I'll be in their bellies,

472
00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:21,371
outside the wall.

473
00:19:21,371 --> 00:19:23,081
So I'll be out here longer than you,

474
00:19:23,081 --> 00:19:24,708
and I'll be the winner.

475
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:26,334
‐ Ha! You mean dinner.

476
00:19:26,334 --> 00:19:27,961
'Cause they're gonna eat you.

477
00:19:27,961 --> 00:19:29,045
Whoa!

478
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:30,338
Yeah, getting closer.

479
00:19:30,338 --> 00:19:33,258
And you have to be alive to win, Phil.

480
00:19:33,258 --> 00:19:34,634
‐ We never agreed to that!

481
00:19:34,634 --> 00:19:37,304
‐ The game is called Survival!

482
00:19:37,304 --> 00:19:38,722
You can't get eaten and‐‐

483
00:19:38,722 --> 00:19:40,307
Whoa! Ha!

484
00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:41,558
Missed me.

485
00:19:46,771 --> 00:19:48,607
‐ Honestly, I don't know what's worse,

486
00:19:48,607 --> 00:19:49,983
getting eaten or losing.

487
00:19:49,983 --> 00:19:51,067
‐ Definitely losing.

488
00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,402
And we both lost.

489
00:19:52,402 --> 00:19:53,945
‐ Hmm. Not so fast.

490
00:19:53,945 --> 00:19:57,490
Since the bearacudas are involved,
this is now a three‐player game.

491
00:19:57,490 --> 00:19:58,742
So we could both win

492
00:19:58,742 --> 00:20:00,285
and the bearacudas could lose.

493
00:20:00,285 --> 00:20:01,620
‐ You sure that's how it works?

494
00:20:01,620 --> 00:20:04,706
‐ Yes. Because it means
we don't have to lose.

495
00:20:04,706 --> 00:20:05,999
It's win‐win.

496
00:20:05,999 --> 00:20:07,918
Except for the bearacudas
because they lose.

497
00:20:07,918 --> 00:20:09,711
‐ I'm good with that.
So how do we win‐win?

498
00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:10,462
‐ Simple.

499
00:20:10,462 --> 00:20:13,381
We combine my brain and your brawn

500
00:20:13,381 --> 00:20:16,051
in the ultimate game
of Rock, Leaf, Sharp Rock.

501
00:20:16,051 --> 00:20:20,222
First, we use Sharp Rock
to carve the bones into climbing holds.

502
00:20:20,222 --> 00:20:23,934
And you use your beastly strength
to turn the bones into a makeshift ladder.

503
00:20:23,934 --> 00:20:27,020
Then we wrap our feet in Leaf
to muffle our footsteps,

504
00:20:27,020 --> 00:20:30,649
and we sneak past the bearacudas
to freedom.

505
00:20:30,649 --> 00:20:31,524
What about Rock?

506
00:20:31,524 --> 00:20:32,400
What's that for?

507
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:33,818
That's for if the bearacudas wake up.

508
00:20:37,781 --> 00:20:38,865
Throw Rock. Throw Rock!

509
00:20:45,956 --> 00:20:47,791
‐ That's right. It's Thunk!

510
00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:50,293
Yes!

511
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,044
‐ It's me.

512
00:20:51,503 --> 00:20:54,256
‐ I always wished
game night could be like this.

513
00:20:54,673 --> 00:20:55,882
You know, fun.

514
00:20:56,508 --> 00:20:57,717
Too bad the dads are missing it.

515
00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:58,635
‐ Don't worry, Dawn.

516
00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:00,470
The dads will walk through that door
any moment.

517
00:21:00,887 --> 00:21:01,763
Well, my dad will.

518
00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:03,306
But he'll be carrying your dad.

519
00:21:03,306 --> 00:21:04,349
‐ I hope not.

520
00:21:04,349 --> 00:21:06,685
This is the best game night
we've ever had.

521
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:09,813
From now on,
game night is officially a Phil‐free zone.

522
00:21:09,813 --> 00:21:10,689
Woo‐hoo!

523
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,023
‐ Okay, next one.

524
00:21:12,023 --> 00:21:13,191
Guess what I drew.

525
00:21:13,191 --> 00:21:14,985
‐ Ooh. Ooh‐ooh! Is it a fish thingy?

526
00:21:14,985 --> 00:21:16,236
‐ You have to be more specific.

527
00:21:16,236 --> 00:21:18,029
‐ A fish thingy with claws?

528
00:21:18,029 --> 00:21:19,322
‐ More specific than that.

529
00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:23,076
Good guess, Sandy, but no.

530
00:21:23,076 --> 00:21:23,952
- Ooh!
- Hmm.

531
00:21:23,952 --> 00:21:24,953
‐ Well‐‐

532
00:21:24,953 --> 00:21:25,870
I'm done guessing.

533
00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:27,330
‐ Yeah? You know what I drew?

534
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:31,251
‐ No. But I finally found
the perfect game snack,

535
00:21:31,251 --> 00:21:32,836
banana chips.

536
00:21:32,836 --> 00:21:34,796
‐ Wasn't that the snack you started with?

537
00:21:34,796 --> 00:21:35,714
‐ Oh, yeah.

538
00:21:35,714 --> 00:21:37,883
Well, it's not the snack destination.

539
00:21:37,883 --> 00:21:39,467
It's the snack journey.

540
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:41,803
‐ Anybody else?

541
00:21:41,803 --> 00:21:43,013
PHIL and
Bearacudas!

542
00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:45,640
‐ Hey‐hey, you guessed what I drew.

543
00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:49,019
‐ Which means you won Guess What I Drew.

544
00:21:49,019 --> 00:21:50,854
‐ No, bearacudas trapped us.

545
00:21:50,854 --> 00:21:52,022
‐ They wanted to eat us.

546
00:21:52,022 --> 00:21:53,523
‐ Whoa! So did they eat you?

547
00:21:53,523 --> 00:21:55,108
‐ No, son.

548
00:21:55,108 --> 00:21:55,984
We're here.

549
00:21:55,984 --> 00:21:56,985
‐ That's right.

550
00:21:56,985 --> 00:22:00,030
Because Grug and I
played the game of Survival.

551
00:22:00,030 --> 00:22:00,822
Together.

552
00:22:00,822 --> 00:22:02,282
‐ And we won!

553
00:22:02,282 --> 00:22:03,533
Together.

554
00:22:03,533 --> 00:22:05,702
‐ And then I won this game.

555
00:22:05,702 --> 00:22:07,913
‐ What? No, I said "bearacudas" first.

556
00:22:07,913 --> 00:22:09,039
‐ Yes.

557
00:22:09,039 --> 00:22:09,915
First after me.

558
00:22:09,915 --> 00:22:13,877
‐ Did any of those bearacudas bite you
and turn you into wereacudas?

559
00:22:13,877 --> 00:22:15,378
‐ Me? No.

560
00:22:15,378 --> 00:22:18,215
But Phil? Maybe.

561
00:22:18,215 --> 00:22:18,882
‐ What?

562
00:22:18,882 --> 00:22:20,592
‐ Better safe than sorry.

563
00:22:20,592 --> 00:22:22,052
Aim for the gills, Sandy!