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(waves rumbling)

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(upbeat music)

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Welcome back to "Finance and Flirt".

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If you don't know me, I am
the Six Figure King, Kurt.

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In this community, we like
to explore the intersection

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of money matters and matters of the heart.

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Trust me, I'm very credible.

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In that chat, you are active today.

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(upbeat music)

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[Haley] Let's do it
again and call you Henry.

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- What are you saying?
- So

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coming up here-
- Yeah, yeah.

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[Driver] This is like the
main part of Hollywood, so

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[Henry] Okay.

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[Driver] On behalf
of Hollywood, welcome.

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[Henry] LA baby!

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Yay!

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(both squeaking)

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(kiss smooching)

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I'd appreciate it if you
could blur my face out, please.

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(upbeat music)

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(ominous music)

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- LA, baby.
- Yeah.

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Oh my goodness, she
looks so LA right now.

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(people cheering)
Come on!

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I love you.

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I love you too.

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(ominous music)

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(Haley screaming)

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Henry.
(ominous tense music)

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Henry!

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Listen, someone's broken into our house.

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(leaves rustling)

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(tense music)
(Haley gasping)

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Henry!

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(glass cracks)
(hits thudding)

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(tense music)

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So last week we talked dating.

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We discussed the Miami method.

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But this week, boy, do I
have a treat for you babies.

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As you know, it ain't
cheap to be a gangster.

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So, once in a while,

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just once in a while, make a
couple extra cheddar cheese,

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buckarooskies, you know,
I drive around town.

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I was lucky enough to pick
up two aspiring starlets

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that millions online
know as Henry and Haley.

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And I see the chat, a couple
of you guys know who they are.

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They were,

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(both squeaking)

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(kiss smooching)

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The worst.

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As you know, this city is filled

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with these vacuous influencer types

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and they all make the same shitty content.

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Thirst traps, avocado toast, prank videos,

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and my personal pet peeve, staged BS.

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Mostly fellow philanthropic nonsense,

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like, giving some poor blind
kid colorblind glasses.

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The kid can't even fucking see,

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why don't you give him
some water, you know?

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Help his grandma with her
cancer treatment, I don't know.

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Anyway, sorry, I'm getting
a little worked up here.

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These people, (chuckles) these people,

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they just took it to another
level and not in the cool way.

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This one took a deep, deep dive team.

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(Kurt panting)

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(door rattling)

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Unlocked.

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Oh.

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Oh shit.

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Geez, Henry, buy some more cameras, God.

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This one's a fucking antique.

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I gotta figure out how I
could process this stuff.

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Are these fucking body cams?

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This one looks burnt.

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Fire.

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(Kurt panting)

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(door thuds)

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Someone there?

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Before you even say it,
those were 100% deep fakes.

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I would never break into some
douche bag influencer's house.

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I mean, I'm just not that kind of guy.

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The reason we're here today, I uh,

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I made a little edit last night.

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If I'm being completely
honest, I was high off my ass.

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So it's almost gonna
be like I'm watching it

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with you for the first time.

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I legitimately don't remember
anything I did last night.

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Just sit back, you know,
relax, make some popcorn,

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pop in those fucking AirPods.

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And,

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let's just see what,

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what we have in store.

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Let me pull up the video real quick.

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Yeah, without further ado babies,

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sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

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(screen whirring)

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I'm so excited to show
you this house today.

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It is one of my favorites.

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We walk into the living room,
dining room, open floor plan,

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plenty of room for entertaining.

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Look, there's even
space for a dance floor.

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I'm feeling a party coming on.

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Through the kitchen,

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and we make our way out to
this gorgeous outdoor area,

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tiki bar, jacuzzi, pool,

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perfectly manicured lawn, grill, fire pit,

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outdoor studio.

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This place has everything.

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If you're looking for the
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look no further.

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I will say Oak Bridge is
a weird place to move to,

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I hadn't even heard of it.

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It's a tiny enclave in an
area you may have heard of,

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The Valley!

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Yeah chat, I am not cringe, what the fuck?

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Whatever, anyway, as you all know,

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LA is full of strange
little nooks and crannies.

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And this place is definitely no exception.

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Get this, it has about 500 residents.

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Not one house is sold in 35 years,

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only passed down within families.

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And perhaps most crazy,

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there are only 20 second
names which are registered.

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And don't even get me
started on the first names.

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There's Bartholomew, Alice, Solomon,

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Are we in the Bible times?

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Whatever.

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It's just a weird place to live,

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I mean, we've all been there.

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It's just that,

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you know, most folks
don't make a whole theater

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about being pursued by,

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I almost spoiled it again.

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Anyway, back to the
movie, back to the movie.

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Are you ready for beautiful LA?

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'Cause it's ready for you.

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(bright music)

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(key clinking)

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What a find.

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What do you guys think?

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Whoa, steady on that lads, steady on.

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I'll be bringing Haley
with me, remember her?

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The love of my life.

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The real question is,

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who's gonna come party
with us in LA when we move?

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Baby, baby!

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I'm live.

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Haley Bug, come say hi.

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It's Haley bug everyone.

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Hey, everyone!

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How are y'all doing?

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Y'all.

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I love the way you guys speak.

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Sorry, y'all speak.

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So baby, are you excited, the
idea of moving to California?

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I know, I know, you're a Texas girl,

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but didn't you always say
you wanna drive the PCH

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in an open top?

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Baby!

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Y'all, I told him that
on our very first date.

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I can't believe you remembered.

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I remember everything
baby, because I love you.

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Henry.

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This man, is making all
my dreams come true.

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I honestly didn't think I could love him

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more than I did yesterday.

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I think it's safe to say

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we'll be driving up the PCH this summer.

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- But shh.
- Shh.

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Don't tell my friends in Dallas, okay?

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(kiss smooching)

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This is so nice, baby, and I love you.

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Alright everybody, we'll see
you in a few weeks in LA,

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driving the PCH, open top,
pool parties, tiki bar.

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It's gonna be a good
fucking time with Henry and

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Haley.

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- Bye!
- Bye!

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(upbeat music)

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Hey, guys.

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Haley and Henry here.

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LA baby!

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We are currently headed to the Airport.

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Airport, Airport.
- Airport.

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Y'all, I feel like
once we get there too,

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we're gonna have to go car shopping.

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Or are we just gonna
get this one sent over?

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I don't know.

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We can let you guys decide.

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If this video, gets, what, how many?

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[Henry] Million a day.

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Millie?

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- Millie.
- Okay, we'll go for a Millie.

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[Henry] Easy Millie.

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Easy, Millie.

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If this video gets a million views

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and I need you guys to help,

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Henry's gonna get Haley a brand new car.

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[Henry] LA, baby.

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Is that a deal?

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[Henry] Deal.

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Okay, you guys hear it.

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(kiss smooching)

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Anything you want,
baby, you're my princess,

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you know that.

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LA, baby!

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(Haley squealing)

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(door thuds)

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Are you nervous?

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Stop, Henry.

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We made it!

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What are you doing?

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- [Henry] Tell me.
- Waiting on the Uber.

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Ladies and gentlemen, there's my Henry.

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The goofiest of the goofballs.

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(upbeat music)

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So do you care if you're
on our channel at all,

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or is that okay?

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Awesome, because you were amazing.

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Thanks, dude.

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Finally, oh my God!
(door thuds)

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Oh my God!

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[Haley] Thank you so much.

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LA, baby!

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[Haley] Yes!

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Can you pop the trunk?

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[Henry] Paradise!

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[Haley] Babe.

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[Henry] Paradise!

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Oh yeah.

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(Haley chuckles)

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You know you're my paradise.

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[Haley] You know, for you

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[Henry] Oh, look at
these big strong arms.

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Mm, look at those guys.

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Oh, oh, oh.

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So sexy.

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Stop!

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I got it, I got it, I got it.

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Take this bad boy back.

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I got you baby.

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My princess.

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My Texan princess.
(Haley chuckles)

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Let's do it.

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(suitcases whirring)

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[Haley] Easy, easy
with the suitcases, baby.

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Like, jeez!

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(Henry grunts)
- Hi!

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[Henry] Oh.

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Howdy, neighbor.

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Okay then, bye now.

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What a weirdo.

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[Haley] Shh, he'll hear you.

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So how do we get in?

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[Henry] I think they said it was hidden

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somewhere on the porch.

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There we go.

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[Haley] Did she, like,
say where it would be, or

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[Henry] I think it'll be, like,

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under one of the freaking
pots or something.

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[Haley] I mean, of course.

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[Henry] Oh, this guy, maybe.

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[Haley] Oh, God!

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That stinks.

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Yeah, I think it's in this.

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Are you sure?

268
00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:11,553
I'm sure I felt it.

269
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:13,740
Do the honors then.

270
00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:15,693
Mm-mm, no thanks.

271
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,596
Okay, anything for you, Haley bug.

272
00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:22,203
Wait, what if there's something in it?

273
00:12:23,071 --> 00:12:24,539
[Henry] Like what?

274
00:12:24,563 --> 00:12:26,106
I don't know, like a, like a spider,

275
00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:27,630
or a black widow or something.

276
00:12:30,060 --> 00:12:32,010
Would you just be serious for a second?

277
00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,257
No?

278
00:12:35,281 --> 00:12:36,681
Okay, just get the damn key.

279
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,917
I think I got it.

280
00:12:42,941 --> 00:12:43,751
Oh!

281
00:12:43,775 --> 00:12:45,369
(Henry grunts)

282
00:12:45,393 --> 00:12:46,770
(Henry choking)

283
00:12:46,794 --> 00:12:48,961
You're not funny, Henry.

284
00:12:50,826 --> 00:12:51,636
Henry?

285
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,791
(Henry choking)

286
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:57,730
Wait.
(tense music)

287
00:12:57,754 --> 00:13:00,026
(Henry shouts)

288
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:00,859
[Henry] Gotcha.

289
00:13:00,883 --> 00:13:01,692
Fucking dick.

290
00:13:01,716 --> 00:13:02,526
The black widow got me!

291
00:13:02,550 --> 00:13:03,936
[Haley] Fuck you.

292
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,123
[Henry] I got the key.

293
00:13:06,471 --> 00:13:08,766
Yeah, I guess I added
in some music last night.

294
00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:11,406
Not only do I easily
make six figures a year

295
00:13:11,430 --> 00:13:12,906
and pull your mom,

296
00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:17,253
but looks like I'm a
professional scorist now too, so.

297
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,226
Please.

298
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,250
I got the key.

299
00:13:21,990 --> 00:13:23,076
I'm sorry, like, I'm sorry.

300
00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:23,910
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

301
00:13:23,934 --> 00:13:24,996
Seriously, seriously,

302
00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,396
all this, all this
noise, all this bullshit,

303
00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,466
you are the love of my life,

304
00:13:29,490 --> 00:13:32,586
and I'm living the life of my dreams.

305
00:13:32,610 --> 00:13:33,843
I'm serious.

306
00:13:33,867 --> 00:13:35,078
Just come, come, come.

307
00:13:35,102 --> 00:13:36,067
It's all about you.

308
00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:37,440
It's always been about you.

309
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:39,580
Okay?

310
00:13:41,497 --> 00:13:42,307
(door thuds)

311
00:13:42,331 --> 00:13:43,566
I'll take the bags, just
remember the camera.

312
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:44,590
[Haley] Yeah.

313
00:13:45,390 --> 00:13:46,390
Okay.

314
00:13:53,850 --> 00:13:56,036
Baby, you got to check this out!

315
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:57,202
Look at it!

316
00:13:57,226 --> 00:13:59,442
Didn't I do good?

317
00:13:59,466 --> 00:14:01,299
Look at that!
- Wowsie!

318
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,622
Look at this place!

319
00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:07,116
- And now for the boudoir.
- Oh!

320
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:09,996
Let's see where the magic's
gonna happen, y'all.

321
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,246
[Henry] Whoa, you got
a freaking ring light.

322
00:14:12,270 --> 00:14:14,827
- Holy shit!
- You do auditions.

323
00:14:15,878 --> 00:14:16,901
[Henry] It's like they made it for us.

324
00:14:16,925 --> 00:14:18,426
[Haley] Oh, look at the little sign.

325
00:14:18,450 --> 00:14:19,260
[Henry] That's super cute.

326
00:14:19,284 --> 00:14:21,666
[Haley] Oh, we gotta
write her a thank you note.

327
00:14:21,690 --> 00:14:23,316
[Henry] What the heck is all this stuff?

328
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,176
- Get all this.
- Oh my goodness.

329
00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,010
You know what this means?

330
00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,571
You know what this means?

331
00:14:27,595 --> 00:14:29,123
Fashion show!
(Haley laughs)

332
00:14:29,147 --> 00:14:30,846
Fashion shot, fashion show, fashion show!

333
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:31,866
You got it.

334
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:34,476
Oh, no, this is the
better spot, better spot.

335
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:35,586
Yeah, it is.

336
00:14:35,610 --> 00:14:37,047
Oh, if I can balance.

337
00:14:37,071 --> 00:14:37,927
[Haley] Oh!

338
00:14:37,951 --> 00:14:39,126
[Henry] Oh yeah.

339
00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:41,736
[Haley] Look at, these look real.

340
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,326
I think they are, baby.

341
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,160
Who would just leave it?

342
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:45,399
Only the best for you.

343
00:14:45,423 --> 00:14:46,233
Only the best for you.

344
00:14:46,257 --> 00:14:48,017
Did this all in the
research I did, you know?

345
00:14:48,676 --> 00:14:49,986
Wow!

346
00:14:50,010 --> 00:14:51,966
Oh my goodness, she
looks so LA right now.

347
00:14:51,990 --> 00:14:53,263
Oh my God.

348
00:14:53,287 --> 00:14:54,996
(indistinct)

349
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,643
Well, howdy ma'am?

350
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,016
What brings you into town?

351
00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:04,040
Oh, Sheriff, I have had
the most horrible day.

352
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:04,979
Horrible day?

353
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:05,813
- Horrible.
- Horrible.

354
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:07,416
I was attacked on the
road by bandits and

355
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,317
Tell me more.

356
00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:13,340
Unfortunately, I have no
money for my room at the saloon.

357
00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,663
I'm just wondering, what
could I do to make this right?

358
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,242
[Henry] I can't possibly imagine.

359
00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,136
Couldn't imagine.

360
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,866
Turn that off.

361
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:28,223
(romantic gentle music)

362
00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:32,106
(camera beeps)

363
00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,743
So cute, you've never
taken your necklace off.

364
00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:39,650
(Henry exhales)

365
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:53,330
(Haley laughs)

366
00:15:53,354 --> 00:15:54,354
Stop.

367
00:15:55,230 --> 00:15:56,253
Stop, Henry.

368
00:15:58,470 --> 00:16:00,456
You know what we gotta do now?

369
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:01,888
What?

370
00:16:01,912 --> 00:16:04,579
(ominous music)

371
00:16:12,653 --> 00:16:13,653
Pool!

372
00:16:14,564 --> 00:16:16,397
Jesus Christ, Henry.

373
00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:21,036
[Henry] You're not coming?

374
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,416
[Haley] Well, maybe
if you point that thing

375
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:25,090
in a different direction,
and I can put something on.

376
00:16:28,110 --> 00:16:29,886
You're not gonna do the same?

377
00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:31,656
[Henry] This is California, baby.

378
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,626
Skinny dipping is practically
their religion here.

379
00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:38,253
And I'm gonna waste no time
assimilating into the culture!

380
00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,856
Nakey times with Henry and Haley.

381
00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:42,880
Woo, woo, woo!

382
00:16:44,657 --> 00:16:45,467
(door clicks)

383
00:16:45,491 --> 00:16:48,726
Ooh shit, okay, alright!

384
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,439
Now we're talking.

385
00:16:50,463 --> 00:16:51,595
Woo!

386
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:52,619
Hello there.

387
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,026
LA, baby!

388
00:16:56,050 --> 00:16:56,977
Woo-hoo!

389
00:16:57,001 --> 00:16:59,673
Oh yeah, tiki bar, tiki bar!

390
00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:02,586
Yeah.

391
00:17:02,610 --> 00:17:06,039
Here she is everyone,
the piece de resistance.

392
00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:06,873
Mm-mm.

393
00:17:06,897 --> 00:17:08,976
[Haley] Baby, be careful.

394
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,810
[Henry] Baby Moby Dick.

395
00:17:09,834 --> 00:17:11,136
[Haley] Maybe you should put that down.

396
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,206
[Henry] Okay baby, Whatever you say.

397
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,107
Anything for you, baby.

398
00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:15,606
I got you, I got you.

399
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:16,653
My princess.

400
00:17:18,008 --> 00:17:19,026
(Haley chuckles)

401
00:17:19,050 --> 00:17:20,916
[Haley] Woo, try not
to blot on the camera.

402
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,986
[Henry] Funny see you already
working on my time, baby?

403
00:17:23,010 --> 00:17:23,820
Give it a week.

404
00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:25,206
[Haley] And try not to show off

405
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,496
little Henry Junior, okay?

406
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:28,439
We don't wanna get banned again.

407
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:29,273
Okay.

408
00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,296
If I remember correctly, it
was a little Haley Junior

409
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,970
that got us in trouble last time.

410
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,509
I love you.

411
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,343
[Haley] I love you too.

412
00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:38,466
[Henry] Count me down?

413
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:42,096
[Haley] Three, two, one!

414
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,114
[Henry] Geronimo!

415
00:17:43,138 --> 00:17:45,620
(water splashing)

416
00:17:45,644 --> 00:17:48,906
(Haley laughing)

417
00:17:48,930 --> 00:17:50,830
[Haley] Henry, who the fuck is that?

418
00:17:52,290 --> 00:17:53,290
Henry?

419
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:55,866
Somebody's here.

420
00:17:55,890 --> 00:17:58,326
Henry?
(ominous music)

421
00:17:58,350 --> 00:17:59,580
Henry.

422
00:17:59,604 --> 00:18:02,151
(ominous music)

423
00:18:02,175 --> 00:18:03,175
Henry?

424
00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:04,959
Henry!

425
00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:06,959
Henry!

426
00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:08,198
(ominous music)

427
00:18:08,222 --> 00:18:09,406
- What?
- Who's that?

428
00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:10,286
Who?
(ominous tense music)

429
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:11,345
[Haley] That.

430
00:18:11,369 --> 00:18:12,714
[Henry] What the fuck?

431
00:18:12,738 --> 00:18:14,730
Dude, get out of here.

432
00:18:14,754 --> 00:18:18,708
(ominous tense music)

433
00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:19,968
[Haley] Oh no.

434
00:18:19,992 --> 00:18:22,159
[Henry] Oh my goodness.

435
00:18:23,426 --> 00:18:24,420
[Haley] Baby be careful.

436
00:18:24,444 --> 00:18:25,957
[Henry] Yeah, yeah.

437
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:28,553
What the fuck is that?

438
00:18:28,577 --> 00:18:31,798
[Haley] Seriously, what is that?

439
00:18:31,822 --> 00:18:32,632
Okay, I'm changing my mind,

440
00:18:32,656 --> 00:18:34,016
maybe just leave it where it's at.

441
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:39,846
(tense music)
(Haley gasps)

442
00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:42,301
- Oh my goodness.
- Not funny.

443
00:18:42,325 --> 00:18:44,369
- See this guy.
- It's ugly.

444
00:18:44,393 --> 00:18:45,476
Hey, Haley!

445
00:18:48,321 --> 00:18:49,131
[Haley] I don't know,

446
00:18:49,155 --> 00:18:51,703
I'm feeling a little
weird about this, Henry.

447
00:18:51,727 --> 00:18:52,806
This?

448
00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:54,336
It's a scarecrow.

449
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,216
[Haley] No, that's
not a scarecrow, baby.

450
00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:01,503
I grew up on a farm, that's,
that's something else.

451
00:19:02,550 --> 00:19:04,350
Baby, it's literally made a straw.

452
00:19:05,299 --> 00:19:06,109
It couldn't hurt you.

453
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:07,146
[Haley] Then why is it here?

454
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:10,476
In LA, in the middle of the
fucking city behind a hedge?

455
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:11,750
Scaring away the birds.

456
00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:14,166
Okay, okay.

457
00:19:14,190 --> 00:19:15,940
This is an influencer house, right?

458
00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,503
It's a prank.

459
00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,286
It's a prank, oh my goodness!

460
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:22,510
Oh my God, I bet there's
camera's somewhere.

461
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,239
I bet there's camera's somewhere.

462
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,073
Let me see if we can find him, okay?

463
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,376
How do I look?

464
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:27,396
How'd I look?

465
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:29,016
I was fricking naked, baby.

466
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,245
You're unbelievable, you know that?

467
00:19:31,269 --> 00:19:33,685
- Was he a good size?
- Shut up.

468
00:19:33,709 --> 00:19:35,389
[Henry] I don't see
him, I don't see him.

469
00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:38,736
Can we just contact the realtor?

470
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:39,966
Do you have her number?

471
00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:42,576
[Henry] Yeah, inside, I
guess, somewhere, I don't know.

472
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,986
He's fine, baby, look at him, he's fine.

473
00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,366
He's not gonna hurt a fly.

474
00:19:45,390 --> 00:19:46,626
He's kinda cute.

475
00:19:46,650 --> 00:19:49,266
[Haley] Look, can we just leave?

476
00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:51,690
Go anywhere, do something
like you wanted to do.

477
00:19:52,740 --> 00:19:53,856
[Henry] Okay.

478
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,206
Can I get changed first?

479
00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:56,586
Can you be quick?

480
00:19:56,610 --> 00:19:57,610
[Henry] Yeah.

481
00:19:58,594 --> 00:20:00,036
Love you, baby.

482
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,710
Don't let this scarecrow eat you!

483
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:06,610
(ominous tense music)

484
00:20:11,643 --> 00:20:13,643
[Haley] You are scary.

485
00:20:16,085 --> 00:20:19,252
(ominous tense music)

486
00:20:21,561 --> 00:20:23,132
(tense music)

487
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,397
[Henry] Are you ready?

488
00:20:25,421 --> 00:20:26,421
Woo!

489
00:20:27,114 --> 00:20:27,924
You okay?

490
00:20:27,948 --> 00:20:29,850
[Haley] What are we gonna do about that?

491
00:20:31,072 --> 00:20:31,882
Ah, we'll deal with it later.

492
00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:33,366
I'll look after that.

493
00:20:33,390 --> 00:20:34,200
Oh, my bad, I got you.

494
00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:35,496
Anything you need.

495
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,476
Anything you need, baby.

496
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,143
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

497
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,240
I got you.

498
00:20:44,079 --> 00:20:45,578
Okay?

499
00:20:45,602 --> 00:20:46,776
(kiss smooching)
Mwah.

500
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,610
Let's do this!

501
00:20:47,634 --> 00:20:48,843
LA, baby!

502
00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:51,654
(indistinct)

503
00:20:51,678 --> 00:20:52,806
That Scarecrow looks like it's from

504
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,576
fucking Party City USA, dude.

505
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,100
Look at that thing.

506
00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,326
(car rumbling)

507
00:20:58,350 --> 00:20:59,830
[Driver] You guys from around here?

508
00:21:00,990 --> 00:21:02,523
[Haley] We just moved here.

509
00:21:03,558 --> 00:21:05,639
[Driver] Huh, how do you like it?

510
00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:06,813
[Haley] I mean, it's

511
00:21:08,452 --> 00:21:09,262
[Henry] First day.

512
00:21:09,286 --> 00:21:11,105
First day, yeah.

513
00:21:11,129 --> 00:21:12,426
[Driver] Yeah.

514
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:13,506
Well, welcome.

515
00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:15,096
- Thank you.
- Welcome,

516
00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:18,292
on behalf of Hollywood.
(Haley laughing)

517
00:21:18,316 --> 00:21:19,126
[Henry] So, this is Hollywood?

518
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:20,463
Yep, this is it.

519
00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,426
Welcome to Tinseltown.

520
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,466
Do you like that right there?

521
00:21:26,490 --> 00:21:28,176
[Henry] So, where's the Hollywood site?

522
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,943
[Driver] Uh, that way.

523
00:21:31,146 --> 00:21:33,729
(car rumbling)

524
00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:37,806
[Henry] Okay.

525
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,223
Honey Walk of Fame, baby,
that's gonna be us soon.

526
00:21:41,190 --> 00:21:42,936
[Haley] Oh my God, I
can't wait to have a star.

527
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,226
Oh yeah, you already are a star.

528
00:21:44,250 --> 00:21:46,771
(horn honks)
- Get out the way!

529
00:21:46,795 --> 00:21:50,466
So, coming up here

530
00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:51,300
[Henry] Yeah, yeah.

531
00:21:51,324 --> 00:21:52,686
Is like the main part of Hollywood, so

532
00:21:52,710 --> 00:21:53,520
[Henry] Okay.

533
00:21:53,544 --> 00:21:56,136
[Driver] On behalf
of Hollywood, welcome.

534
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,183
[Henry] LA, baby!

535
00:21:58,572 --> 00:22:03,450
Yay!

536
00:22:03,474 --> 00:22:05,443
(both squeaking)

537
00:22:05,467 --> 00:22:07,836
(kiss smooching)

538
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,816
I'd appreciate it if you
could blur my face out, please.

539
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,573
[Henry] We'll blur
your face, don't worry.

540
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,856
How do we go to the beach?

541
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,580
How much it takes you to go there?

542
00:22:20,837 --> 00:22:23,046
[Driver] That'll be
another hundred dollars.

543
00:22:23,070 --> 00:22:24,113
Wait, what?

544
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:26,436
75 minutes?

545
00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:29,136
- [Henry] What?
- Yeah, it's rush hour.

546
00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:30,160
[Henry] Okay.

547
00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,089
Is there anything closer that's cool?

548
00:22:33,113 --> 00:22:36,546
(pensive music)

549
00:22:36,570 --> 00:22:37,570
Yeah.

550
00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:44,930
[Haley] I mean, Henry,
this is pretty cool.

551
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:48,509
[Henry] Mhm.

552
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:51,653
[Haley] Now, Henry, come
on, don't act like that.

553
00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:53,586
We just got here,

554
00:22:53,610 --> 00:22:55,746
of course we're still
figuring things out, honey.

555
00:22:55,770 --> 00:22:56,853
It's all right.

556
00:22:57,870 --> 00:22:59,196
I mean, think about it.

557
00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:01,866
There's, what, five million
people in this city?

558
00:23:01,890 --> 00:23:04,590
They've all gotta go somewhere
to make content, right?

559
00:23:05,747 --> 00:23:06,783
Right, baby.

560
00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:09,020
I'm gonna find the party.

561
00:23:12,677 --> 00:23:14,812
(bird squawking)
(ominous music)

562
00:23:14,836 --> 00:23:15,919
- Babe?
- Mhm.

563
00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:21,444
[Haley] I think that guy over
there is just staring at us.

564
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,243
(ominous music)

565
00:23:23,267 --> 00:23:24,555
[Henry] That nerd over there?

566
00:23:24,579 --> 00:23:25,389
Don't worry.

567
00:23:25,413 --> 00:23:27,173
If he comes over here,
I'll take care of him.

568
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:29,260
I found the party.

569
00:23:30,630 --> 00:23:31,630
Let's go, baby.

570
00:23:32,686 --> 00:23:33,496
(glasses clinking)

571
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,856
Thanks for coming this
adventure with me, Haley bug.

572
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,815
- Thank you for bringing me.
- I love you.

573
00:23:37,839 --> 00:23:39,608
(kiss smooching)
- I love you too.

574
00:23:39,632 --> 00:23:41,898
(glasses clinking)

575
00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:43,686
(Haley laughs)

576
00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:45,126
Yo, thanks for doing that, buddy.

577
00:23:45,150 --> 00:23:46,536
Appreciate you, man.

578
00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,560
Subscribe.

579
00:23:48,838 --> 00:23:51,421
(Haley laughs)

580
00:23:55,169 --> 00:23:57,502
(pot thuds)

581
00:24:03,782 --> 00:24:05,526
(pot thuds)

582
00:24:05,550 --> 00:24:07,540
[Haley] Got to get perfect

583
00:24:09,715 --> 00:24:10,531
(pot thuds)

584
00:24:10,555 --> 00:24:11,555
Spot.

585
00:24:12,707 --> 00:24:14,426
Can you not film me right now, please?

586
00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:15,456
[Haley] Why don't you
come sit with me, baby?

587
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,346
Can I do this first?

588
00:24:17,370 --> 00:24:18,277
It doesn't, it's not right.

589
00:24:18,301 --> 00:24:19,503
Henry, I said no.

590
00:24:23,910 --> 00:24:26,493
(Haley laughs)

591
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,026
Come on.

592
00:24:34,050 --> 00:24:35,133
Relax!

593
00:24:36,703 --> 00:24:39,396
It's okay, it's okay.

594
00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,883
It's our first day here.

595
00:24:41,907 --> 00:24:45,546
We're in this amazing house,
in this beautiful neighborhood.

596
00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,313
Just gotta find our feet, okay?

597
00:24:49,331 --> 00:24:50,826
Okay?

598
00:24:50,850 --> 00:24:52,203
Okay, okay.

599
00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:56,853
We do have to still worry
about that thing out there.

600
00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,260
Oh fuck.

601
00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:03,563
You didn't call the realtor, did you?

602
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:09,306
Tomorrow, first thing.

603
00:25:09,330 --> 00:25:10,330
Promise?

604
00:25:13,701 --> 00:25:16,284
(both poofing)

605
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,400
Relax.

606
00:25:19,739 --> 00:25:22,077
I don't like seeing you like this.

607
00:25:22,101 --> 00:25:23,101
Yeah?

608
00:25:24,243 --> 00:25:25,243
Okay.

609
00:25:27,564 --> 00:25:28,564
You're okay.

610
00:25:29,651 --> 00:25:32,818
(tense ominous music)

611
00:25:36,131 --> 00:25:38,798
(Henry exhales)

612
00:25:41,253 --> 00:25:44,706
I don't know why I'm filming this.

613
00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:46,053
I can't go to sleep.

614
00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:52,226
Just can't stop thinking about that thing.

615
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:54,917
(ominous music)

616
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:03,884
Okay.

617
00:26:03,908 --> 00:26:06,575
(ominous music)

618
00:26:11,815 --> 00:26:14,008
(footsteps thudding)

619
00:26:14,032 --> 00:26:16,699
(ominous music)

620
00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:35,259
Well, that's not creepy at all.

621
00:26:35,283 --> 00:26:37,950
(ominous music)

622
00:26:48,493 --> 00:26:51,160
(door creaking)

623
00:26:52,597 --> 00:26:55,264
(ominous music)

624
00:27:02,130 --> 00:27:03,453
Did y'all hear that?

625
00:27:04,976 --> 00:27:08,451
(object rustling)
(ominous music)

626
00:27:08,475 --> 00:27:11,984
It's a little late for the
neighbors to be sweeping, right?

627
00:27:12,008 --> 00:27:14,675
(ominous music)

628
00:27:20,433 --> 00:27:25,433
(object rustling)
(ominous music)

629
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:36,732
Come on, Haley.

630
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:41,756
(object rustling)
(ominous music)

631
00:28:04,367 --> 00:28:06,216
(tense music)

632
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,043
Jesus fuck, Henry.

633
00:28:10,140 --> 00:28:11,376
[Henry] What are you doing?

634
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,366
[Haley] I don't see the scarecrow.

635
00:28:13,390 --> 00:28:15,666
[Henry] Okay, probably blew over.

636
00:28:15,690 --> 00:28:17,446
[Haley] How would it have blown over?

637
00:28:17,470 --> 00:28:18,280
[Henry] It weighed like a stone.

638
00:28:18,304 --> 00:28:19,926
[Haley] A stone?

639
00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:21,876
[Henry] Seven kilograms?

640
00:28:21,900 --> 00:28:24,423
- British fucking lingo.
- Got an idea.

641
00:28:25,989 --> 00:28:28,236
I don't know.

642
00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:30,910
There's something weird
going on and I don't like it.

643
00:28:32,533 --> 00:28:33,864
[Henry] Okay baby.

644
00:28:33,888 --> 00:28:35,226
Let daddy Henry take care of you.

645
00:28:35,250 --> 00:28:36,939
I'll go deal with the big scarecrow.

646
00:28:36,963 --> 00:28:38,763
It's okay, I'll be careful.

647
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,560
Always.

648
00:28:42,584 --> 00:28:44,166
(door thuds)

649
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,914
Look at this space.

650
00:28:45,938 --> 00:28:46,748
Look at that.

651
00:28:46,772 --> 00:28:48,366
Grab this guy.

652
00:28:48,390 --> 00:28:50,316
Oh shit, oh shit.

653
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,340
Oh shit.

654
00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:53,193
Yes baby.

655
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,953
Look at this, whoa!

656
00:28:57,394 --> 00:28:58,357
Oh my God.

657
00:28:58,381 --> 00:28:59,774
LA, baby.

658
00:28:59,798 --> 00:29:01,396
LA, baby.

659
00:29:01,420 --> 00:29:03,153
Okay, the scarecrow one begins.

660
00:29:05,204 --> 00:29:08,287
(footsteps rustling)

661
00:29:19,916 --> 00:29:22,583
(ominous music)

662
00:29:25,082 --> 00:29:26,276
(creature screams)

663
00:29:26,300 --> 00:29:29,405
(tense ominous music)

664
00:29:29,429 --> 00:29:30,737
[Haley] The fuck was that?

665
00:29:30,761 --> 00:29:35,440
[Henry] I don't know, someone
having a good time, I guess.

666
00:29:35,464 --> 00:29:36,513
[Haley] What?

667
00:29:36,537 --> 00:29:37,753
[Henry] Oh.

668
00:29:37,777 --> 00:29:39,726
Baby, the scarecrow, we found him.

669
00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,436
He has been found!

670
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:44,976
[Haley] Baby, it wasn't
there before the scream.

671
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:47,346
And how would it get right there?

672
00:29:47,370 --> 00:29:48,546
[Henry] It was here.

673
00:29:48,570 --> 00:29:49,956
It's windy, baby.

674
00:29:49,980 --> 00:29:51,216
It blew over.

675
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,596
[Haley] Baby, that's so far.

676
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:56,100
I'm telling you, it wasn't
there until after the screaming.

677
00:29:58,042 --> 00:29:59,536
But you know that's impossible, right?

678
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,886
(ominous music)

679
00:30:02,910 --> 00:30:04,836
The one thing I love about Haley,

680
00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:07,191
is she's got a big, beautiful imagination.

681
00:30:07,215 --> 00:30:09,882
(ominous music)

682
00:30:19,283 --> 00:30:21,216
(tense ominous music)

683
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,640
[Haley] Did it move again?

684
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:25,926
[Henry] No.

685
00:30:25,950 --> 00:30:26,950
No, it's okay.

686
00:30:28,050 --> 00:30:29,766
Let's just go to bed.

687
00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:30,756
Let's just go to bed.

688
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:31,780
Come on, let's go.

689
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:33,720
You're scared.

690
00:30:33,744 --> 00:30:35,646
[Henry] No, I'm just cold.

691
00:30:35,670 --> 00:30:36,480
I'm tired.

692
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:38,146
I just wanna go to bed, okay?

693
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,990
Just, just go to bed, please.

694
00:30:41,014 --> 00:30:43,681
(ominous music)

695
00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:50,848
(tense ominous music)
(Henry gasps)

696
00:30:50,872 --> 00:30:54,746
(tense ominous music)

697
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,426
(footsteps thudding)

698
00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:58,387
I'm kind of on the fence.

699
00:30:58,411 --> 00:31:01,233
I think, I think she
might not be in the know.

700
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,926
And again, chat, like, you know,

701
00:31:04,950 --> 00:31:06,366
people like this are really good at acting

702
00:31:06,390 --> 00:31:07,357
and faking shit all the time.

703
00:31:07,381 --> 00:31:09,036
I mean, she's probably faked every orgasm

704
00:31:09,060 --> 00:31:09,870
she's had with this guy.

705
00:31:09,894 --> 00:31:12,783
I mean, you really think this
guy can make a girl, you know,

706
00:31:14,190 --> 00:31:16,528
whatever.
(upbeat music)

707
00:31:16,552 --> 00:31:19,135
(camera beeps)

708
00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:23,860
Oh yeah.

709
00:31:31,637 --> 00:31:34,143
Oh yeah, LA baby, and we in LA.

710
00:31:36,481 --> 00:31:37,695
Oh yeah.

711
00:31:37,719 --> 00:31:40,263
(door knocking)

712
00:31:40,287 --> 00:31:42,049
Oh, I think I know who that is.

713
00:31:42,073 --> 00:31:43,423
I think I know who that is.

714
00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:46,637
Baby?

715
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,107
(door knocking)

716
00:31:53,130 --> 00:31:54,936
(door thuds)

717
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:56,346
Oh shit.

718
00:31:56,370 --> 00:31:57,370
Haley?

719
00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:00,516
(door clicks)

720
00:32:00,540 --> 00:32:01,356
Hey.

721
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:02,256
Hey!

722
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:03,090
[Henry] Eleanor, right?

723
00:32:03,114 --> 00:32:04,567
That's right, Henry.

724
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:08,063
[Henry] Sorry, hope you
don't mind that I'm filming.

725
00:32:09,354 --> 00:32:10,674
You, you look good on camera, so.

726
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:13,540
Thanks.

727
00:32:14,340 --> 00:32:15,483
[Henry] Can I help?

728
00:32:16,631 --> 00:32:19,277
I got your texts about some monster.

729
00:32:19,301 --> 00:32:20,136
[Henry] Monster, monster.

730
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:21,036
Oh, right.

731
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:22,060
Yeah, my girl...

732
00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:25,713
There was this thing in
the back, kind of creepy.

733
00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:29,564
Yeah.

734
00:32:29,588 --> 00:32:31,206
But I'm sure you can put my mind at ease.

735
00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:32,976
How about we go take a look?

736
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,183
[Henry] Okay, I'll
meet you around the side.

737
00:32:37,410 --> 00:32:38,410
Haley?

738
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:40,920
Haley?

739
00:32:41,610 --> 00:32:42,820
So where is this,

740
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:45,096
monster?

741
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,626
[Henry] Right there.

742
00:32:46,650 --> 00:32:47,897
[Realtor] Oh.

743
00:32:47,921 --> 00:32:49,386
[Henry] Ooh!

744
00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:51,606
Must have been left
from the last tenants.

745
00:32:51,630 --> 00:32:53,646
All sorts of creative types here.

746
00:32:53,670 --> 00:32:55,913
[Henry] I mean, yeah,
he's fine, look at him.

747
00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:57,660
He's a cutie.

748
00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:59,376
[Realtor] I've got
to get this on camera.

749
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:00,796
[Henry] Oh, yeah.

750
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:01,747
(realtor chuckles)

751
00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:03,516
He's fine, he's a cutie, yeah.

752
00:33:03,540 --> 00:33:06,693
I'll have the gardener
move it next week.

753
00:33:08,430 --> 00:33:09,430
He comes every week.

754
00:33:11,100 --> 00:33:12,456
But don't worry.

755
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:13,780
It's included in the rent.

756
00:33:15,587 --> 00:33:16,397
[Henry] All right.

757
00:33:16,421 --> 00:33:17,883
You don't seem too worried.

758
00:33:19,980 --> 00:33:22,983
Well, you know, I feel
like we're in safe hands.

759
00:33:24,510 --> 00:33:26,946
As long as you can promise
me there's no monsters

760
00:33:26,970 --> 00:33:30,216
under any of the beds
or any of the closets.

761
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,797
I think you could fight them off.

762
00:33:36,092 --> 00:33:38,475
(ominous music)

763
00:33:38,499 --> 00:33:40,162
(indistinct)

764
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:43,019
(camera whirring)

765
00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:55,219
[Henry] Bye.

766
00:33:55,243 --> 00:33:57,279
(door thuds)

767
00:33:57,303 --> 00:33:59,376
(footsteps thudding)

768
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,158
Oh my gosh, dude.

769
00:34:01,182 --> 00:34:03,846
(upbeat music)

770
00:34:03,870 --> 00:34:06,036
Exactly, see what I'm saying?

771
00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:08,406
Poster boy, couple, whatever
you want to call it,

772
00:34:08,430 --> 00:34:11,913
but, this is what the
man's doing off camera.

773
00:34:13,712 --> 00:34:14,856
(door thuds)

774
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,521
[Henry] Oh, Sleeping
Beauty has arisen, folks!

775
00:34:17,545 --> 00:34:18,600
(Haley chuckles)
- Hey!

776
00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:19,433
[Henry] Who are you talking to?

777
00:34:19,457 --> 00:34:20,347
Mama.

778
00:34:20,371 --> 00:34:22,836
See, that's what I love about Haley.

779
00:34:22,860 --> 00:34:24,560
She's all about the family values.

780
00:34:26,089 --> 00:34:28,476
You know, I love my mama.

781
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,318
[Haley] You wanna come
for some breakfast, baby?

782
00:34:30,342 --> 00:34:31,662
Mm, sure.

783
00:34:31,686 --> 00:34:32,496
[Henry] Milady?

784
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,056
Thank you, sir.

785
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,061
[Henry] You're so welcome.

786
00:34:36,085 --> 00:34:37,086
Oh, it smells good.

787
00:34:37,110 --> 00:34:38,313
What did you make?

788
00:34:41,070 --> 00:34:42,666
All the messages.

789
00:34:42,690 --> 00:34:45,270
Is breakfast that amazing, y'all?

790
00:34:45,294 --> 00:34:47,627
[Henry] Yeah, I'm made it.

791
00:34:50,425 --> 00:34:51,425
Aw, babe!

792
00:34:54,331 --> 00:34:56,037
It's so cute!

793
00:34:56,061 --> 00:34:58,139
Oh my God, thank you.

794
00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:58,973
Love that.

795
00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:01,384
(kisses smooching)

796
00:35:01,408 --> 00:35:03,158
Oh my gosh, starving!

797
00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:06,603
I realize I haven't eaten since yesterday.

798
00:35:08,130 --> 00:35:09,693
Make sure you eat kids.

799
00:35:12,210 --> 00:35:15,273
[Henry] It's a new kitchen, real nice.

800
00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:20,196
[Haley] What's wrong?

801
00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:22,577
[Henry] I guess the place
has seen a little action.

802
00:35:22,601 --> 00:35:25,268
(ominous music)

803
00:35:27,570 --> 00:35:29,251
What is it, baby?

804
00:35:29,275 --> 00:35:30,085
You know what, guys?

805
00:35:30,109 --> 00:35:32,136
I think we're gonna nosh on our grub.

806
00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,386
We'll talk to you soon, okay?

807
00:35:34,410 --> 00:35:35,943
Haley and Henry out, baby!

808
00:35:36,971 --> 00:35:37,971
Bye!

809
00:35:38,809 --> 00:35:40,622
(camera beeps)

810
00:35:40,646 --> 00:35:42,846
[Henry] I'm gonna,
I'm gonna take a shower.

811
00:35:42,870 --> 00:35:45,066
[Haley] You're not gonna eat with me?

812
00:35:45,090 --> 00:35:46,866
I'm just not really feeling it, okay?

813
00:35:46,890 --> 00:35:48,403
I love you.

814
00:35:48,427 --> 00:35:50,240
[Haley] Love you too.

815
00:35:50,264 --> 00:35:51,857
Okay, I'll be out here.

816
00:35:51,881 --> 00:35:53,524
(ominous music)
(kiss smooching)

817
00:35:53,548 --> 00:35:54,367
(ominous music)

818
00:35:54,391 --> 00:35:56,824
Go get that tushy clean.

819
00:35:56,848 --> 00:36:01,848
(Haley laughing)
(ominous music)

820
00:36:03,918 --> 00:36:06,585
(ominous music)

821
00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:11,580
(door thuds)

822
00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:14,771
(tense ominous music)

823
00:36:17,452 --> 00:36:20,851
(Henry exhaling)

824
00:36:20,875 --> 00:36:21,958
Okay, okay.

825
00:36:23,430 --> 00:36:25,080
Let's find some fucking trousers.

826
00:36:27,375 --> 00:36:28,185
(Henry exhaling)

827
00:36:28,209 --> 00:36:29,689
Alright, I got some trunks, LA, baby.

828
00:36:34,043 --> 00:36:37,715
Haley!

829
00:36:37,739 --> 00:36:42,739
Haley, you out there baby?

830
00:36:43,897 --> 00:36:45,268
Haley?

831
00:36:45,292 --> 00:36:47,959
(ominous music)

832
00:36:51,584 --> 00:36:52,866
Haley, you in there?

833
00:36:52,890 --> 00:36:54,175
How are the pancakes?

834
00:36:54,199 --> 00:36:56,866
(ominous music)

835
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,211
Haley?

836
00:37:03,235 --> 00:37:05,902
(ominous music)

837
00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:16,450
Haley, baby?

838
00:37:17,172 --> 00:37:19,672
(door clicks)

839
00:37:21,666 --> 00:37:23,973
(ominous music)

840
00:37:23,997 --> 00:37:25,243
(door thuds)

841
00:37:25,267 --> 00:37:27,934
(ominous music)

842
00:37:38,918 --> 00:37:41,226
(Haley screams)
Oh, my God!

843
00:37:41,250 --> 00:37:43,346
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

844
00:37:43,370 --> 00:37:44,496
[Henry] I think I probably
deserve that at this point.

845
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,683
You did, but look, look at what I found.

846
00:37:48,150 --> 00:37:49,476
Right?
- Okay.

847
00:37:49,500 --> 00:37:50,736
[Henry] Oh, it'll last us a few weeks.

848
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,246
Or one really great night.

849
00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:56,466
- Okay.
- Look, hear me out.

850
00:37:56,490 --> 00:37:58,746
I know you've been feeling
a little down, okay?

851
00:37:58,770 --> 00:38:01,176
And so, I decided to just go ahead

852
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:04,056
and invite a few people
over, have a little party,

853
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,313
get y'all cheered up.

854
00:38:06,476 --> 00:38:07,357
Who do you invite?

855
00:38:07,381 --> 00:38:08,433
Just a few people.

856
00:38:09,630 --> 00:38:11,526
Not the fans, right?

857
00:38:11,550 --> 00:38:13,083
Maybe.

858
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:15,216
What?

859
00:38:15,240 --> 00:38:16,049
You love the

860
00:38:16,073 --> 00:38:16,883
I just wouldn't invite all of them,

861
00:38:16,907 --> 00:38:19,174
you know, some of them and, you know.

862
00:38:19,198 --> 00:38:20,376
What's the matter?

863
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,416
Come on, it'll be fun!

864
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,276
- Yeah, okay.
- You deserve some fun.

865
00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:25,110
- Okay.
- Let's do it.

866
00:38:25,134 --> 00:38:26,286
- Okay.
- Okay?

867
00:38:26,310 --> 00:38:27,778
Okay.

868
00:38:27,802 --> 00:38:29,016
(camera beeps)

869
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:29,947
Hey y'all!

870
00:38:29,971 --> 00:38:31,146
We're live!

871
00:38:31,170 --> 00:38:33,576
Party tonight at Haley and Henry's.

872
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,766
We got this great spot for y'all.

873
00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:37,086
Be there or be square.

874
00:38:37,110 --> 00:38:41,436
We got a tiki bar, we got a
grill, there's a big backyard.

875
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:43,963
There's a big old beautiful pool and,

876
00:38:43,987 --> 00:38:46,506
you know, you should
just come on out, okay?

877
00:38:46,530 --> 00:38:48,756
And big old, beautiful Haley!

878
00:38:48,780 --> 00:38:50,816
See, I like that.

879
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:51,787
(Kiss smooching)
I like that.

880
00:38:51,811 --> 00:38:53,704
Okay y'all, we'll see y'all soon.

881
00:38:53,728 --> 00:38:54,906
(camera beeps)

882
00:38:54,930 --> 00:38:57,130
Let's see how the
party planning is going.

883
00:38:58,380 --> 00:38:59,257
Hey, baby!

884
00:38:59,281 --> 00:39:00,666
Hey!

885
00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:02,896
Make sure they see who's
doing all the work, okay?

886
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:05,053
Yeah, yeah.
(Haley laughs)

887
00:39:05,077 --> 00:39:07,994
(sweeper rustling)

888
00:39:13,761 --> 00:39:16,446
(Henry exhaling)

889
00:39:16,470 --> 00:39:17,470
Fuck him.

890
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,433
Got some footy in later, baby.

891
00:39:25,769 --> 00:39:27,976
(Henry exhaling)

892
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:29,210
(tense ominous music)

893
00:39:29,234 --> 00:39:30,401
What the fuck?

894
00:39:32,899 --> 00:39:37,899
(tense ominous music)
(birds squawking)

895
00:39:38,594 --> 00:39:41,761
(tense ominous music)

896
00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:44,286
Hey, baby.

897
00:39:44,310 --> 00:39:45,157
[Haley] Yeah.

898
00:39:45,181 --> 00:39:48,276
[Henry] Maybe get the
drinks going, you know?

899
00:39:48,300 --> 00:39:49,326
They're coming soon, right?

900
00:39:49,350 --> 00:39:50,693
[Haley] Yeah, okay.

901
00:39:50,717 --> 00:39:53,884
(tense ominous music)

902
00:40:12,685 --> 00:40:17,636
(shovel thudding)
(tense ominous music)

903
00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:19,127
(Henry exhales)

904
00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:24,151
(tense ominous music)
(footsteps thudding)

905
00:40:50,138 --> 00:40:53,305
(tense ominous music)

906
00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:57,105
(Henry exhales)

907
00:40:57,129 --> 00:41:00,296
(tense ominous music)

908
00:41:03,264 --> 00:41:05,526
(spoon clacking)

909
00:41:05,550 --> 00:41:06,636
Hey, baby.

910
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:07,965
[Henry] Hey.

911
00:41:07,989 --> 00:41:09,276
(spoon clacking)

912
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,300
Everything okay?

913
00:41:11,254 --> 00:41:13,327
- [Henry] Yeah.
- Okay.

914
00:41:13,351 --> 00:41:14,839
[Henry] When do people arrive?

915
00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:15,855
Soon.

916
00:41:15,879 --> 00:41:18,629
(spoon clacking)

917
00:41:24,639 --> 00:41:29,639
(people cheering)
(upbeat music)

918
00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:33,877
Okay, guys.

919
00:41:33,901 --> 00:41:35,826
Thank you guys for coming out.

920
00:41:35,850 --> 00:41:39,606
You guys have made our welcome party here

921
00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:42,546
more than fantastic, okay?
(upbeat music)

922
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:44,016
So we've got drinks,

923
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,296
we've got some dogs
going on the grill later,

924
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:48,876
and I want everybody to have a good time.

925
00:41:48,900 --> 00:41:50,718
Y'all are here with Haley and Henry.

926
00:41:50,742 --> 00:41:54,472
(people cheering)
(upbeat music)

927
00:41:54,496 --> 00:41:56,166
Yo, guys, I got some
big news last night.

928
00:41:56,190 --> 00:41:59,926
I saw we got 500,000 subscribers, baby!

929
00:41:59,950 --> 00:42:02,783
(people cheering)

930
00:42:04,045 --> 00:42:05,196
Come on, baby!
(upbeat music)

931
00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:06,276
That would not have been the case

932
00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:07,556
without each and every
one of you motherfuckers,

933
00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:08,796
so thank you so much for being here.

934
00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,722
Thanks for supporting
us all the way through.

935
00:42:10,746 --> 00:42:12,035
Henry and Haley, baby!

936
00:42:12,059 --> 00:42:13,310
(upbeat music)

937
00:42:13,334 --> 00:42:14,486
[Partygoer] Only hombres!

938
00:42:14,510 --> 00:42:17,796
Apparently, this guy is the grill daddy,

939
00:42:17,820 --> 00:42:19,416
so we gotta get him on the grill later.

940
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,846
That is true, grill daddy!

941
00:42:21,870 --> 00:42:22,866
Big dig Willie.

942
00:42:22,890 --> 00:42:25,296
This is, this is his
Instagram handle, baby.

943
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,462
Follow him.

944
00:42:26,486 --> 00:42:29,199
(people chattering)

945
00:42:29,223 --> 00:42:31,806
(upbeat music)

946
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:35,010
Hey!

947
00:42:35,034 --> 00:42:37,806
Let's go!
(upbeat music)

948
00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:40,476
So we have one of our biggest fans,

949
00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:44,376
but she's not just a fan,
she's one of my best friends.

950
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,544
Finally got out to LA to get with her.

951
00:42:47,568 --> 00:42:48,378
I missed her.

952
00:42:48,402 --> 00:42:49,961
Yes, and please follow me as well.

953
00:42:49,985 --> 00:42:52,568
(upbeat music)

954
00:42:54,690 --> 00:42:56,527
- I like that!
- [Haley] There you go!

955
00:42:59,198 --> 00:43:02,937
And our oldest friend!
(people cheering)

956
00:43:02,961 --> 00:43:05,617
We're not even on camera.

957
00:43:05,641 --> 00:43:09,381
You guys, I got 5,000 subscribers
in one hour last week.

958
00:43:09,405 --> 00:43:11,486
I know, I know, yeah.

959
00:43:11,510 --> 00:43:12,996
So listen, if you guys want any followers,

960
00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:15,297
I can you know, send somebody away.

961
00:43:15,321 --> 00:43:17,562
That's me and Haley's little (indistinct)

962
00:43:17,586 --> 00:43:19,793
We got it on our first anniversary there.

963
00:43:19,817 --> 00:43:21,782
Picture of Haley.

964
00:43:21,806 --> 00:43:22,838
You know what I'm saying?

965
00:43:22,862 --> 00:43:25,146
Cheers, guys.
(partygoers laughing)

966
00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:26,502
- Hello!
- We made it!

967
00:43:26,526 --> 00:43:28,193
500,000 followers.

968
00:43:29,340 --> 00:43:30,307
That's all you, that's all you.

969
00:43:30,331 --> 00:43:31,963
No, it's you.

970
00:43:31,987 --> 00:43:33,023
It's this guy.

971
00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:34,956
He's so (smooches) amazing.

972
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:36,307
I'm so proud of you.

973
00:43:37,467 --> 00:43:41,203
You okay, baby?
- Yeah.

974
00:43:41,227 --> 00:43:42,486
[Haley] Okay.

975
00:43:42,510 --> 00:43:44,916
This girl has been following
Haley since the beginning.

976
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:46,439
You guys went to like high
school together, right?

977
00:43:46,463 --> 00:43:47,272
Mhm.

978
00:43:47,296 --> 00:43:48,106
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.

979
00:43:48,130 --> 00:43:49,896
She was like a senior when
I was like a freshman, so

980
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,116
Awesome, you've been
looking up to her for a while.

981
00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:53,138
- Yeah.
- Sweet.

982
00:43:53,162 --> 00:43:54,246
It's kind of crazy that you guys, like,

983
00:43:54,270 --> 00:43:58,446
reached this milestone and
I got to see everything,

984
00:43:58,470 --> 00:43:59,766
literally everything, so.

985
00:43:59,790 --> 00:44:00,600
That's really cool.

986
00:44:00,624 --> 00:44:02,909
And you guys are like into like
theater and shit like that?

987
00:44:02,933 --> 00:44:03,743
- Yeah.
- It's so cool, I love that.

988
00:44:03,767 --> 00:44:04,954
It's such a theater.

989
00:44:04,978 --> 00:44:05,788
Yeah.

990
00:44:05,812 --> 00:44:09,129
Shakespeare and whatnot.
(partygoer chuckles)

991
00:44:09,153 --> 00:44:11,046
(door knocking)

992
00:44:11,070 --> 00:44:12,930
[Officer] Let's go check up from there.

993
00:44:12,954 --> 00:44:14,434
[Officer] Yeah, that's a good idea.

994
00:44:14,910 --> 00:44:15,910
Alright.

995
00:44:17,706 --> 00:44:22,022
(door knocking)
(upbeat music)

996
00:44:22,046 --> 00:44:24,576
(door clicks)
(upbeat music)

997
00:44:24,600 --> 00:44:25,656
Can I help officer?

998
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,180
Have we got a noise complaint?

999
00:44:28,648 --> 00:44:30,277
(cup clattering)

1000
00:44:30,301 --> 00:44:33,666
(upbeat music)

1001
00:44:33,690 --> 00:44:34,956
[Officer] I came here to warn you.

1002
00:44:34,980 --> 00:44:35,980
- Warn?
- Uh-huh.

1003
00:44:37,710 --> 00:44:38,520
I don't think you should be drawing

1004
00:44:38,544 --> 00:44:40,776
too much attention to
yourself in this neighborhood.

1005
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,386
So you're not shutting us down?

1006
00:44:43,410 --> 00:44:45,516
[Officer] No, I'm not shutting you down.

1007
00:44:45,540 --> 00:44:46,350
What I'd like to do

1008
00:44:46,374 --> 00:44:47,989
is to tell you-
Alright, have great night.

1009
00:44:48,013 --> 00:44:48,987
(door thuds)

1010
00:44:49,011 --> 00:44:50,656
[Partygoer] Do you live here now,

1011
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,866
or are you still doing theater in Texas?

1012
00:44:52,890 --> 00:44:53,916
[Haley] No, I'm here.

1013
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:55,178
[Partygoer] Yeah?

1014
00:44:55,202 --> 00:44:57,146
How, how good is it
getting in the scene?

1015
00:44:57,170 --> 00:44:59,410
'Cause like I really
miss being on the stage.

1016
00:44:59,434 --> 00:45:00,369
[Partygoer] Oh

1017
00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,025
Yeah, I mean, to be honest,

1018
00:45:02,049 --> 00:45:04,052
I don't want to be a freaking
influencer forever, you know?

1019
00:45:04,076 --> 00:45:04,886
I have more to offer.

1020
00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:05,907
[Partygoer] You wanna go back to acting?

1021
00:45:05,931 --> 00:45:07,009
Yes.

1022
00:45:07,033 --> 00:45:07,923
I think you should.

1023
00:45:07,947 --> 00:45:09,436
I really miss it.

1024
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:12,361
You were like, you
were really inspirational

1025
00:45:12,385 --> 00:45:13,566
(partygoer chuckles)

1026
00:45:13,590 --> 00:45:14,400
Sorry.

1027
00:45:14,424 --> 00:45:17,628
Thank you so much.
(both chuckling)

1028
00:45:17,652 --> 00:45:19,656
Hey!
(partygoer laughing)

1029
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,056
We'll go pee and we'll
take a shot to that.

1030
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,889
We should!

1031
00:45:22,913 --> 00:45:23,723
[Haley] Yeah, yeah.

1032
00:45:23,747 --> 00:45:25,230
Let's do it.
- Let's get it!

1033
00:45:25,254 --> 00:45:27,078
(both laughing)

1034
00:45:27,102 --> 00:45:28,102
Oh, hey!

1035
00:45:29,610 --> 00:45:31,056
You filming?

1036
00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,106
Hey, y'all!

1037
00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,353
Hope you're having fun at the party.

1038
00:45:37,410 --> 00:45:38,410
You okay, dude?

1039
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,733
[Partygoer] Found the crows yet?

1040
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,727
The crows?

1041
00:45:42,751 --> 00:45:45,124
[Partygoer] They give him his power.

1042
00:45:45,148 --> 00:45:47,046
(ominous music)

1043
00:45:47,070 --> 00:45:48,426
What are you talking about?

1044
00:45:48,450 --> 00:45:49,870
[Partygoer] Him.

1045
00:45:49,894 --> 00:45:51,786
(ominous music)

1046
00:45:51,810 --> 00:45:53,676
You are scared.

1047
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:55,519
And not as scared as you should be.

1048
00:45:55,543 --> 00:45:56,526
(ominous music)

1049
00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:57,550
Are you true?

1050
00:45:58,380 --> 00:46:00,096
What the are fuck you
talking about, dude?

1051
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:02,466
Listen, you need to back off, okay?

1052
00:46:02,490 --> 00:46:04,507
[Partygoer] Are you true?

1053
00:46:04,531 --> 00:46:06,156
Am I true?

1054
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:07,866
I'm truly gonna punch you in the face

1055
00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:09,641
if you don't back up off of me.

1056
00:46:09,665 --> 00:46:12,332
(ominous music)

1057
00:46:13,971 --> 00:46:16,315
(door thuds)

1058
00:46:16,339 --> 00:46:17,886
(camera beeps)

1059
00:46:17,910 --> 00:46:21,096
Listen, you, you need to leave, okay?

1060
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:23,523
You're practically
harassing me at this point.

1061
00:46:26,970 --> 00:46:27,970
I'll get Henry.

1062
00:46:28,723 --> 00:46:29,916
(door thuds)

1063
00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:32,607
(ominous music)

1064
00:46:33,450 --> 00:46:34,949
You would better hope that this is not

1065
00:46:34,973 --> 00:46:38,196
who you really are, Haley Janice.

1066
00:46:38,220 --> 00:46:39,770
How do you know my full name?

1067
00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:43,463
[Partygoer] I've been here before.

1068
00:46:45,248 --> 00:46:46,172
I've been you.

1069
00:46:46,196 --> 00:46:47,886
(ominous music)

1070
00:46:47,910 --> 00:46:52,910
Your boyfriend is a vapid, empty
vessel of bullshit and sin.

1071
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:57,550
But I think you're different.

1072
00:46:59,370 --> 00:47:00,955
I guess we'll see.

1073
00:47:00,979 --> 00:47:03,646
(ominous music)

1074
00:47:07,397 --> 00:47:08,685
(door thuds)

1075
00:47:08,709 --> 00:47:11,292
(upbeat music)

1076
00:47:22,086 --> 00:47:25,206
(people chattering)

1077
00:47:25,230 --> 00:47:26,922
[Haley] Where is this scarecrow?

1078
00:47:26,946 --> 00:47:29,529
(upbeat music)

1079
00:47:31,735 --> 00:47:32,545
(door knocking)

1080
00:47:32,569 --> 00:47:33,606
Who is it?
(door knocking)

1081
00:47:33,630 --> 00:47:34,630
Who is it?

1082
00:47:35,629 --> 00:47:37,488
It's occupied.

1083
00:47:37,512 --> 00:47:39,146
[Partygoer] Please, needs to throw up.

1084
00:47:39,170 --> 00:47:43,216
(door clicks)
(footsteps thudding)

1085
00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:47,554
(partygoer heaving)
(door thuds)

1086
00:47:47,578 --> 00:47:49,499
Baby, you okay?

1087
00:47:49,523 --> 00:47:51,286
[Haley] Where's the scarecrow?

1088
00:47:51,310 --> 00:47:53,373
I don't know outside, I guess.

1089
00:47:53,397 --> 00:47:55,400
Where's the scarecrow?

1090
00:47:55,424 --> 00:47:57,126
[Henry] Oh, outside, where we left it.

1091
00:47:57,150 --> 00:47:58,293
It's not outside.

1092
00:47:59,370 --> 00:48:01,056
Okay, so someone moved
it, someone from the party.

1093
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:02,196
I don't know, it's good.

1094
00:48:02,220 --> 00:48:03,726
It's fucking creeping us both out anyway.

1095
00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:04,559
Let's just, just

1096
00:48:04,583 --> 00:48:05,583
I know you're lying.

1097
00:48:07,230 --> 00:48:08,373
And you're scared.

1098
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:11,780
What did you do?

1099
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:19,848
(tense ominous music)
Jesus Christ.

1100
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,033
Where's the scarecrow?

1101
00:48:21,870 --> 00:48:23,377
It's not there?

1102
00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,427
[Haley] No, it's gone.

1103
00:48:24,451 --> 00:48:25,651
[Henry] I put it back there.

1104
00:48:27,270 --> 00:48:28,420
Someone from the party?

1105
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,433
[Haley] Do you really believe that?

1106
00:48:32,884 --> 00:48:34,884
What else could it be?

1107
00:48:37,943 --> 00:48:39,060
(Kyle coughing)

1108
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:39,894
Kyle?

1109
00:48:39,918 --> 00:48:41,046
Kyle?
(Kyle coughing)

1110
00:48:41,070 --> 00:48:42,873
What is wrong with you, people?

1111
00:48:44,954 --> 00:48:46,686
Kyle?
(Kyle coughing)

1112
00:48:46,710 --> 00:48:47,796
Kyle?

1113
00:48:47,820 --> 00:48:49,986
Come on.
(Kyle coughing)

1114
00:48:50,010 --> 00:48:51,884
Don't just stand there, help me.

1115
00:48:51,908 --> 00:48:54,383
(tense ominous music)

1116
00:48:54,407 --> 00:48:56,306
Why are you just filming this?

1117
00:48:56,330 --> 00:48:57,502
Henry, help!

1118
00:48:57,526 --> 00:49:02,526
(Kyle coughing)
(tense music)

1119
00:49:03,686 --> 00:49:04,533
Oh my God.

1120
00:49:04,557 --> 00:49:05,367
Did you see that?

1121
00:49:05,391 --> 00:49:06,896
That was crazy.

1122
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,327
That was crazy.

1123
00:49:08,351 --> 00:49:09,683
Did you see that?

1124
00:49:09,707 --> 00:49:11,076
Did you, did you get that?
(tense ominous music)

1125
00:49:11,100 --> 00:49:12,100
Crazy.

1126
00:49:13,350 --> 00:49:14,916
Yeah, no, that was real.

1127
00:49:14,940 --> 00:49:16,623
Unfortunately, I was pretty real.

1128
00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:18,936
Oh my God.

1129
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:20,543
[Partygoer] Trouble in paradise.

1130
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:23,436
Were you really

1131
00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:24,270
Hey everyone.

1132
00:49:24,294 --> 00:49:25,776
It's gonna be a little
bit of a late upload

1133
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,000
for this video, I think.

1134
00:49:29,554 --> 00:49:30,364
(Henry sniffs)

1135
00:49:30,388 --> 00:49:33,186
I've got some things I need
to say to my better half.

1136
00:49:33,210 --> 00:49:35,633
Thank you everyone who
came to the party tonight.

1137
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:37,720
It was fun.

1138
00:49:50,722 --> 00:49:53,472
(chair creaking)

1139
00:49:55,374 --> 00:49:56,374
Hey, baby.

1140
00:49:57,621 --> 00:49:58,431
I'm sorry about everything that happened.

1141
00:49:58,455 --> 00:50:01,356
Are you seriously fucking filming this?

1142
00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:03,516
- You're right, okay.
- No!

1143
00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:04,656
Leave it.

1144
00:50:04,680 --> 00:50:05,680
They can hear.

1145
00:50:06,780 --> 00:50:09,786
These people, fuck them.

1146
00:50:09,810 --> 00:50:11,766
Tonight was bullshit, Henry.

1147
00:50:11,790 --> 00:50:14,316
They were gonna let Kyle die for views.

1148
00:50:14,340 --> 00:50:15,150
Of course, someone was gonna

1149
00:50:15,174 --> 00:50:17,646
No, you were filming too.

1150
00:50:17,670 --> 00:50:19,716
I can't believe that you've turned into

1151
00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:20,736
Let's just leave.

1152
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:21,906
What?

1153
00:50:21,930 --> 00:50:22,956
Let's leave, this isn't right.

1154
00:50:22,980 --> 00:50:24,066
None of this is fucking right.

1155
00:50:24,090 --> 00:50:25,086
Let's leave right now, Haley.

1156
00:50:25,110 --> 00:50:26,077
Can we leave?

1157
00:50:26,101 --> 00:50:30,153
Baby, I know that that
happened, but it's okay.

1158
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,480
It's the scarecrow, isn't it?

1159
00:50:36,570 --> 00:50:37,956
Oh, God.

1160
00:50:37,980 --> 00:50:39,243
Baby, you're shaking.

1161
00:50:42,450 --> 00:50:43,450
You're terrified.

1162
00:50:45,660 --> 00:50:46,836
It is like you said,

1163
00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:50,823
it's literally scarecrow made of straw.

1164
00:50:51,676 --> 00:50:54,343
(ominous music)

1165
00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:59,170
That's why you put it behind the shed.

1166
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:03,110
I figured you would've had
it out at the party for the

1167
00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:06,396
I didn't move it.

1168
00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:07,470
You didn't move it?

1169
00:51:09,630 --> 00:51:12,452
Did, did you see it again?

1170
00:51:12,476 --> 00:51:15,143
(ominous music)

1171
00:51:17,610 --> 00:51:19,386
Can you check for me, please, Haley?

1172
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:22,803
Can you just check by
the pool house, please?

1173
00:51:23,850 --> 00:51:25,035
Thank you.

1174
00:51:25,059 --> 00:51:27,726
(ominous music)

1175
00:51:31,572 --> 00:51:32,851
(Haley gasps)

1176
00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:34,221
What is it?

1177
00:51:34,245 --> 00:51:35,245
What is it?

1178
00:51:36,150 --> 00:51:37,358
Oh, that's not right.

1179
00:51:37,382 --> 00:51:38,191
That's not fricking right.

1180
00:51:38,215 --> 00:51:39,024
That's not right.

1181
00:51:39,048 --> 00:51:39,857
- That, that-
- That isn't right.

1182
00:51:39,881 --> 00:51:40,747
[Haley] That's not real.

1183
00:51:40,771 --> 00:51:42,393
Like, that's a prank, right?

1184
00:51:44,252 --> 00:51:45,366
(tense ominous music)

1185
00:51:45,390 --> 00:51:46,200
[Henry] No, that shouldn't be there.

1186
00:51:46,224 --> 00:51:47,323
Where's the scarecrow?

1187
00:51:47,347 --> 00:51:48,696
The scarecrows is fucking

1188
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,196
[Haley] Baby, baby, listen, listen.

1189
00:51:50,220 --> 00:51:51,876
It's like you said, it's like you said,

1190
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:55,476
it was probably one of these
fuckers from the party, right?

1191
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:57,126
Right, just trying to play a little prank

1192
00:51:57,150 --> 00:51:58,117
on Haley and Henry.
- We gotta go,

1193
00:51:58,141 --> 00:51:59,586
we just gotta go, we
gotta go, we're gonna go.

1194
00:51:59,610 --> 00:52:00,696
Sit down, sit down.

1195
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:01,986
It's okay.

1196
00:52:02,010 --> 00:52:03,186
It's okay.

1197
00:52:03,210 --> 00:52:04,677
Sit, sit.

1198
00:52:04,701 --> 00:52:05,511
(Henry panting)

1199
00:52:05,535 --> 00:52:07,029
It's all right.

1200
00:52:07,053 --> 00:52:07,862
(phone vibrating)

1201
00:52:07,886 --> 00:52:08,886
Who the

1202
00:52:10,192 --> 00:52:11,316
Hold.
(phone vibrating)

1203
00:52:11,340 --> 00:52:13,296
It's Kyle.
(phone vibrating)

1204
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,820
Maybe he's calling to say
thank you, that asshole.

1205
00:52:17,190 --> 00:52:18,726
Hey, Kyle.

1206
00:52:18,750 --> 00:52:20,070
You doing okay?

1207
00:52:20,094 --> 00:52:22,844
(static fizzing)

1208
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:28,023
Kyle.
(static fizzing)

1209
00:52:29,190 --> 00:52:32,103
Kyle, this isn't funny, dude.

1210
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:38,256
This isn't a fucking prank house, okay?

1211
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,352
You can't just (static fizzing)

1212
00:52:39,376 --> 00:52:40,186
(phone thuds)

1213
00:52:40,210 --> 00:52:42,693
Fuck, what is wrong with
these people, Henry?

1214
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,416
Okay, yeah.

1215
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,407
Let's go.

1216
00:52:47,431 --> 00:52:50,223
We'll leave tonight and let's get packing.

1217
00:52:50,247 --> 00:52:51,489
(door thuds)

1218
00:52:51,513 --> 00:52:52,323
(tense ominous music)

1219
00:52:52,347 --> 00:52:54,276
Or we just get a hotel,

1220
00:52:54,300 --> 00:52:56,046
and we come back for our shit tomorrow.

1221
00:52:56,070 --> 00:52:57,036
[Henry] Sounds good.

1222
00:52:57,060 --> 00:52:57,869
Just get the cameras.

1223
00:52:57,893 --> 00:52:58,893
[Haley] Okay.

1224
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,076
Fuck, my phone broke.

1225
00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:02,916
- Okay.
- Okay.

1226
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:03,757
[Henry] Open it!

1227
00:53:03,781 --> 00:53:05,706
I can't, it's like jammed or something.

1228
00:53:05,730 --> 00:53:07,526
What the hell.
(door rattling)

1229
00:53:07,550 --> 00:53:08,756
Fuck.
(door rattling)

1230
00:53:08,780 --> 00:53:09,590
What the hell?

1231
00:53:09,614 --> 00:53:10,846
[Haley] Listen, it's okay,
we'll just go around back.

1232
00:53:10,870 --> 00:53:11,805
[Henry] Wait, wait wait, wait, wait.

1233
00:53:11,829 --> 00:53:13,476
What the is our fucking
neighbor out front?

1234
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:14,310
- Hey!
- Wait

1235
00:53:14,334 --> 00:53:15,426
[Haley] Please come help us.

1236
00:53:15,450 --> 00:53:16,926
Maybe the light will get his attention.

1237
00:53:16,950 --> 00:53:18,226
[Henry] Can you help us out, man?

1238
00:53:18,250 --> 00:53:19,386
Okay, this isn't right.

1239
00:53:19,410 --> 00:53:20,257
This, this guy, no

1240
00:53:20,281 --> 00:53:22,146
[Haley] Okay, we'll
just, we'll go around back.

1241
00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:23,852
He's not a bad-
Whoa, whoa!

1242
00:53:23,876 --> 00:53:27,043
(tense ominous music)

1243
00:53:28,050 --> 00:53:29,733
I didn't close that.

1244
00:53:34,053 --> 00:53:34,987
(door thuds)

1245
00:53:35,011 --> 00:53:35,821
What the fuck was that?

1246
00:53:35,845 --> 00:53:38,166
Okay, where, where, where's your phone?

1247
00:53:38,190 --> 00:53:39,246
[Henry] It died at the party.

1248
00:53:39,270 --> 00:53:41,480
- What do you mean?
- It's dead.

1249
00:53:41,504 --> 00:53:43,023
[Haley] Oh my God.

1250
00:53:43,047 --> 00:53:43,856
[Henry] Yours is broken,

1251
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:44,689
yours is broken.
- Okay, okay.

1252
00:53:44,713 --> 00:53:45,577
Listen, listen, listen.

1253
00:53:45,601 --> 00:53:48,396
There's, there's a charger
in the office, okay?

1254
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:49,934
[Henry] Let's go, let's go, let's go.

1255
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:53,125
(tense ominous music)

1256
00:53:54,346 --> 00:53:55,330
(door thuds)

1257
00:53:55,354 --> 00:53:58,506
(tense ominous music)

1258
00:53:58,530 --> 00:54:00,066
[Henry] We're trapped in here.

1259
00:54:00,090 --> 00:54:02,403
We're safe as long as
we're together, okay?

1260
00:54:03,390 --> 00:54:07,326
Come on, come on.
(Haley panting)

1261
00:54:07,350 --> 00:54:09,663
Baby, what's wrong?

1262
00:54:11,190 --> 00:54:12,423
You're acting weird.

1263
00:54:13,656 --> 00:54:16,323
(door creaking)

1264
00:54:17,550 --> 00:54:18,550
Maybe it was loose.

1265
00:54:20,953 --> 00:54:21,953
Come on.

1266
00:54:24,570 --> 00:54:25,570
[Henry] He's here.

1267
00:54:27,189 --> 00:54:28,189
I've not been true.

1268
00:54:29,460 --> 00:54:30,904
What did you just say?

1269
00:54:30,928 --> 00:54:33,498
(ominous music)

1270
00:54:33,522 --> 00:54:35,010
[Henry] I've not been true.

1271
00:54:35,034 --> 00:54:37,005
(ominous music)

1272
00:54:37,029 --> 00:54:39,220
Henry, what are you doing?

1273
00:54:39,244 --> 00:54:41,404
Were you talking to one of
those weirdos at the party?

1274
00:54:41,428 --> 00:54:44,095
(ominous music)

1275
00:54:48,484 --> 00:54:52,769
(creature thudding and hissing)

1276
00:54:52,793 --> 00:54:55,427
We gotta get out of here.

1277
00:54:55,451 --> 00:54:56,706
Okay, okay.

1278
00:54:56,730 --> 00:54:58,806
It has reception, but it's
not calling out, Henry.

1279
00:54:58,830 --> 00:54:59,830
What's going on?

1280
00:55:00,750 --> 00:55:02,286
Where are you going?
(ominous music)

1281
00:55:02,310 --> 00:55:03,846
Henry?

1282
00:55:03,870 --> 00:55:04,870
Henry?

1283
00:55:06,005 --> 00:55:08,291
(ominous music)
(door creaking)

1284
00:55:08,315 --> 00:55:09,125
(phone dinging)

1285
00:55:09,149 --> 00:55:10,629
I thought you said it was fully dead.

1286
00:55:11,490 --> 00:55:12,490
Henry?

1287
00:55:16,222 --> 00:55:17,060
Henry, where are you?

1288
00:55:17,084 --> 00:55:20,240
(tense music)

1289
00:55:20,264 --> 00:55:25,026
Henry?
(tense music)

1290
00:55:25,050 --> 00:55:26,200
Why isn't this working?

1291
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,636
Live streaming here, guys.

1292
00:55:33,660 --> 00:55:36,096
Listen, someone's broken into our house.

1293
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:39,276
Anyone who was at the party,
please, please call the police

1294
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:41,050
and send them to our address, okay?

1295
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:45,040
Henry?

1296
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:47,500
Henry?

1297
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:49,480
Henry.

1298
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,056
What are you doing?

1299
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:53,080
I'm sorry, Haley.

1300
00:55:54,210 --> 00:55:56,136
You didn't deserve any of this.

1301
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,443
[Haley] Listen, we gotta go, okay?

1302
00:55:59,881 --> 00:56:01,086
(tense ominous music)

1303
00:56:01,110 --> 00:56:02,976
Did you put that there?

1304
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:06,126
[Henry] That's a warning, to be true.

1305
00:56:06,150 --> 00:56:07,896
[Haley] What are you talking about?

1306
00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:10,986
Listen, we've gotta go, come on.

1307
00:56:11,010 --> 00:56:13,347
[Henry] It's pointless, can't you see?

1308
00:56:13,371 --> 00:56:14,856
I'm empty, baby.

1309
00:56:14,880 --> 00:56:16,266
Baby, now's not the time

1310
00:56:16,290 --> 00:56:19,416
to have a fucking
existential crisis, okay?

1311
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:20,703
We've gotta go!

1312
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:24,816
Listen, guys, there, there's
something wrong with Henry.

1313
00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,673
I, I don't know.
- Guys, guys.

1314
00:56:27,810 --> 00:56:29,277
It's okay.

1315
00:56:29,301 --> 00:56:30,876
Just a little pranky poo.

1316
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:33,246
Little pranky poo from Haley Bug.

1317
00:56:33,270 --> 00:56:34,080
What?

1318
00:56:34,104 --> 00:56:35,886
No, no, this is real.

1319
00:56:35,910 --> 00:56:37,926
Guys, please, I don't know
what's wrong with Henry,

1320
00:56:37,950 --> 00:56:39,963
but please, send help!

1321
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:44,103
Why did you put that there?

1322
00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:46,896
Henry!

1323
00:56:46,920 --> 00:56:48,663
What is wrong with you?

1324
00:56:50,460 --> 00:56:51,993
Because it's about to begin.

1325
00:56:52,890 --> 00:56:54,708
[Haley] Henry, what's about to begin?

1326
00:56:54,732 --> 00:56:57,899
(tense ominous music)

1327
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:05,767
Let him go!
(tense music)

1328
00:57:05,791 --> 00:57:08,132
(Hailey coughs)
(tense ominous music)

1329
00:57:08,156 --> 00:57:09,503
Get off of him, get off of him.

1330
00:57:10,974 --> 00:57:14,196
(hit thuds)
(tense ominous music)

1331
00:57:14,220 --> 00:57:16,536
Please, someone help!
(glass shattering)

1332
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:19,956
Fuck, my hand.
(Haley panting)

1333
00:57:19,980 --> 00:57:23,283
If anyone can hear me,
please help, help us!

1334
00:57:25,110 --> 00:57:27,243
Henry?
(screen garbling)

1335
00:57:27,267 --> 00:57:30,784
[Henry] Okay, it's time to go.

1336
00:57:30,808 --> 00:57:31,618
- Where-
- Are you ready?

1337
00:57:31,642 --> 00:57:33,126
[Haley] Where are you going?

1338
00:57:33,150 --> 00:57:34,653
Where are you taking him?

1339
00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:38,376
Please, Henry!
(screen garbling)

1340
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,176
Henry, look, you're live!

1341
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,526
You're live!

1342
00:57:41,550 --> 00:57:43,536
Look your fans, they wanna talk to you.

1343
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,959
They wanna talk to Henry and Haley.

1344
00:57:45,983 --> 00:57:48,306
Go back to Texas, baby.

1345
00:57:48,330 --> 00:57:49,986
Do what you love.

1346
00:57:50,010 --> 00:57:51,996
[Haley] But I love you.

1347
00:57:52,020 --> 00:57:53,046
No.

1348
00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:53,880
No, she doesn't.

1349
00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:55,084
No, you don't.

1350
00:57:55,108 --> 00:57:55,918
- Yes, I do.
- Tell him you don't love me.

1351
00:57:55,942 --> 00:57:57,366
You don't love me, you know
you don't fucking love me.

1352
00:57:57,390 --> 00:57:58,200
[Haley] Yes, I do.

1353
00:57:58,224 --> 00:57:59,690
Is this thing in your head?
- Tell me you don't.

1354
00:57:59,714 --> 00:58:00,856
You're not a liar.
- Is he talking to you?

1355
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,689
You're not a fucking liar.

1356
00:58:01,713 --> 00:58:02,617
Tell him you don't love me.

1357
00:58:02,641 --> 00:58:04,215
She doesn't love me.

1358
00:58:04,239 --> 00:58:05,048
You don't love me.

1359
00:58:05,072 --> 00:58:05,882
[Haley] If he's gonna take you,

1360
00:58:05,906 --> 00:58:07,093
he's gonna have to take me too.

1361
00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:07,927
No!

1362
00:58:07,951 --> 00:58:10,012
No, get off of her, get off of her!

1363
00:58:10,036 --> 00:58:11,037
Get off of her!

1364
00:58:11,061 --> 00:58:11,961
You don't love me.
- Open it!

1365
00:58:11,985 --> 00:58:13,926
[Henry] Haley, don't lie to
me because I've lied to you.

1366
00:58:13,950 --> 00:58:15,756
I love you, but I've done bad things.

1367
00:58:15,780 --> 00:58:16,589
I promise.
- [Haley] Go!

1368
00:58:16,613 --> 00:58:17,467
[Henry] Tell him you don't love me.

1369
00:58:17,491 --> 00:58:20,110
You know deep down I'm not a good guy.

1370
00:58:20,134 --> 00:58:20,947
You're better than this.
- Please.

1371
00:58:20,971 --> 00:58:22,660
- You're better than me.
- Help!

1372
00:58:22,684 --> 00:58:25,080
- Tell him, please.
- Help us, please.

1373
00:58:25,104 --> 00:58:28,432
Why are you all just standing here?

1374
00:58:28,456 --> 00:58:30,469
Haley?
(tense ominous music)

1375
00:58:30,493 --> 00:58:31,746
(hit thuds)

1376
00:58:31,770 --> 00:58:33,120
Tell him you don't love me.

1377
00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:35,890
Tell him.

1378
00:58:37,129 --> 00:58:38,743
I don't love you.

1379
00:58:38,767 --> 00:58:39,969
Let her go.

1380
00:58:39,993 --> 00:58:41,466
(Katie gasping)
- She is true

1381
00:58:41,490 --> 00:58:43,266
and can't call for help.

1382
00:58:43,290 --> 00:58:45,243
For over a century,

1383
00:58:46,230 --> 00:58:50,826
we have acknowledged the
authority of the Straw stalker

1384
00:58:50,850 --> 00:58:53,253
of Oak Bridge.

1385
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:59,480
We acknowledge in his role
as a guide and our judge.

1386
00:59:01,113 --> 00:59:03,780
(ominous music)

1387
00:59:04,710 --> 00:59:09,710
In his role, keeping our sacred lands free

1388
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:14,702
from deceit, corruption, and lies.

1389
00:59:14,726 --> 00:59:17,393
(ominous music)

1390
00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:21,243
Do we all live true?

1391
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,160
With valor?

1392
00:59:25,043 --> 00:59:27,096
(ominous music)

1393
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:27,929
Ask yourselves,

1394
00:59:27,953 --> 00:59:28,953
have you

1395
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:34,926
held yourself up?
(ominous music)

1396
00:59:34,950 --> 00:59:36,453
You might lie to yourself.

1397
00:59:37,885 --> 00:59:39,336
[Haley] Are you guys seeing this?

1398
00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,560
[Solomon] Matters not.

1399
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:46,143
Scarecrow will know.

1400
00:59:46,987 --> 00:59:47,796
(ominous music)

1401
00:59:47,820 --> 00:59:49,500
[Haley] I think
they're gonna kill Henry.

1402
00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:53,879
(Solomon exhales)

1403
00:59:56,150 --> 00:59:59,526
This is our land, O' reaper of the soil.

1404
00:59:59,550 --> 01:00:02,253
I bow to you master, true now as ever.

1405
01:00:03,710 --> 01:00:06,447
I am true to you, tiller of terror.

1406
01:00:06,471 --> 01:00:10,526
I am the stone of the
crow, I am true to you.

1407
01:00:10,550 --> 01:00:13,056
I am true to you, O' giver of grain.

1408
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:15,093
Oh my Lord, I am true to you.

1409
01:00:16,877 --> 01:00:17,877
I, I...

1410
01:00:22,110 --> 01:00:25,176
No, no, I, I'm true.

1411
01:00:25,200 --> 01:00:26,526
Solomon, I swear I'm true.

1412
01:00:26,550 --> 01:00:30,426
I, I have lived by the
tenets, I have never wavered.

1413
01:00:30,450 --> 01:00:32,766
[Solomon] It is not me
that you need to convince.

1414
01:00:32,790 --> 01:00:36,193
Do you question his judgment?

1415
01:00:36,217 --> 01:00:38,884
(ominous music)

1416
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:41,226
Please my Lord,

1417
01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:46,026
I have only ever been a true believer.

1418
01:00:46,050 --> 01:00:48,426
I've brought you this great offering.

1419
01:00:48,450 --> 01:00:50,916
How can I have not lived with valor?

1420
01:00:50,940 --> 01:00:53,226
[Solomon] This is the sixth offering

1421
01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:57,063
that you have enticed in this
place, isn't it, Eleanor?

1422
01:00:59,940 --> 01:01:04,940
Perhaps you have gotten too close to them.

1423
01:01:07,890 --> 01:01:09,393
No, no!

1424
01:01:10,380 --> 01:01:12,456
To them, to him, to this filth?

1425
01:01:12,480 --> 01:01:13,745
Never.

1426
01:01:13,769 --> 01:01:14,578
(Eleanor spits)

1427
01:01:14,602 --> 01:01:15,433
Never.
(Henry thuds)

1428
01:01:15,457 --> 01:01:18,372
(creature growls)
(Eleanor groaning)

1429
01:01:18,396 --> 01:01:22,320
(tense ominous music)

1430
01:01:22,344 --> 01:01:23,957
(creature growling)

1431
01:01:23,981 --> 01:01:27,148
(tense ominous music)

1432
01:01:30,482 --> 01:01:33,875
[Solomon] You have been judged, guilty.

1433
01:01:33,899 --> 01:01:35,728
(tense ominous music)
(neck cracks)

1434
01:01:35,752 --> 01:01:38,376
(tense ominous music)

1435
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:43,400
Guys, please, please come
back to the address, okay?

1436
01:01:43,530 --> 01:01:46,893
We just had you all here for
the party, just come back.

1437
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:49,776
After party.

1438
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,903
Yeah, after party at Henry and Haley's.

1439
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,160
See?

1440
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:55,970
See?

1441
01:01:55,994 --> 01:01:57,183
Just please come back.

1442
01:01:58,635 --> 01:02:03,635
(tense ominous music)
(Haley gasping)

1443
01:02:09,615 --> 01:02:11,672
(hit thudding)

1444
01:02:11,696 --> 01:02:12,816
(Haley gasping)

1445
01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,223
Hey, stop!

1446
01:02:15,210 --> 01:02:16,566
[Solomon] Let it begin.

1447
01:02:16,590 --> 01:02:20,870
(tense ominous music)
(Henry gagging)

1448
01:02:20,894 --> 01:02:24,472
[Haley] Henry?
(tense ominous music)

1449
01:02:24,496 --> 01:02:25,496
Hey!

1450
01:02:26,292 --> 01:02:28,420
Over here.
(ominous music)

1451
01:02:28,444 --> 01:02:29,817
Is this true?

1452
01:02:29,841 --> 01:02:32,424
(hit thudding)

1453
01:02:33,883 --> 01:02:37,050
(tense ominous music)

1454
01:02:40,140 --> 01:02:40,950
[Henry] Get away, Haley!

1455
01:02:40,974 --> 01:02:42,186
Go, come on!

1456
01:02:42,210 --> 01:02:43,746
Go, go, go quick!

1457
01:02:43,770 --> 01:02:44,770
Please.

1458
01:02:45,496 --> 01:02:47,520
You need to get out of here.
- Lock the gate.

1459
01:02:47,544 --> 01:02:48,354
[Henry] You don't deserve this.

1460
01:02:48,378 --> 01:02:50,441
You shouldn't be here.
- [Solomon] No escape.

1461
01:02:50,465 --> 01:02:53,256
Try to calling for help,
maybe the next town will hear.

1462
01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:55,709
[Henry] Do better things, Haley.

1463
01:02:55,733 --> 01:02:57,666
Go!

1464
01:02:57,690 --> 01:02:59,509
She doesn't deserve this.

1465
01:02:59,533 --> 01:03:01,493
[Solomon] You would die
for a man that you hate?

1466
01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,596
I don't hate him.

1467
01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:07,653
Sometimes I even love him.

1468
01:03:09,000 --> 01:03:10,479
[Solomon] Whatever you say.

1469
01:03:10,503 --> 01:03:15,363
You know, you truly are nothing like him.

1470
01:03:16,623 --> 01:03:18,516
(Henry panting and grunting)

1471
01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:19,863
Will of the scarecrow,

1472
01:03:21,270 --> 01:03:25,447
it's never truly known, nor understood.

1473
01:03:25,471 --> 01:03:27,156
(Henry groans)

1474
01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:28,180
So, good luck Haley.

1475
01:03:29,236 --> 01:03:32,403
(tense ominous music)

1476
01:03:34,274 --> 01:03:35,274
Henry?

1477
01:03:36,012 --> 01:03:37,476
(Haley sobbing)

1478
01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,643
Stay away!

1479
01:03:39,810 --> 01:03:41,133
Stay away from me!

1480
01:03:42,097 --> 01:03:43,206
(tense ominous music)

1481
01:03:43,230 --> 01:03:44,283
Henry, get up!

1482
01:03:45,940 --> 01:03:46,841
Get up!

1483
01:03:46,865 --> 01:03:51,864
(tense ominous music)
(Haley sobbing)

1484
01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:03,993
That thing has killed someone.

1485
01:04:04,980 --> 01:04:06,480
Did I fake that, huh?

1486
01:04:09,851 --> 01:04:12,890
(creature exhaling)

1487
01:04:12,914 --> 01:04:16,081
(tense ominous music)

1488
01:04:22,083 --> 01:04:23,083
Henry?

1489
01:04:24,016 --> 01:04:25,533
Henry?
- No, we will never kill him.

1490
01:04:25,557 --> 01:04:26,367
[Haley] Henry?

1491
01:04:26,391 --> 01:04:27,391
[Henry] Please go and run.

1492
01:04:27,415 --> 01:04:28,586
[Haley] Henry?

1493
01:04:28,610 --> 01:04:30,032
[Henry] Run away, I deserve this!

1494
01:04:30,056 --> 01:04:32,595
I promise, I've been a bad person.

1495
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,214
Hey, you deserve so much better.

1496
01:04:34,238 --> 01:04:36,636
(Haley gasping)

1497
01:04:36,660 --> 01:04:37,601
There we go.

1498
01:04:37,625 --> 01:04:38,483
Run!

1499
01:04:38,507 --> 01:04:39,317
[Haley] Oh, where's your lighter?

1500
01:04:39,341 --> 01:04:41,706
[Henry] I don't know.

1501
01:04:41,730 --> 01:04:43,209
Fire's not gonna hurt him.

1502
01:04:43,233 --> 01:04:44,197
Fire won't hurt him.

1503
01:04:44,221 --> 01:04:46,243
But fire won't hurt-
We gotta get in.

1504
01:04:46,267 --> 01:04:48,977
(tense ominous music)

1505
01:04:49,001 --> 01:04:50,401
(door rattling)

1506
01:04:50,425 --> 01:04:52,490
- Stop.
- Here, hold on.

1507
01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:53,571
Here.

1508
01:04:53,595 --> 01:04:58,595
(Haley grunting)
(hits thudding)

1509
01:04:59,611 --> 01:05:00,666
Jesus-
Quiet, try not to

1510
01:05:00,690 --> 01:05:01,954
(Haley grunts)
Try a handle.

1511
01:05:01,978 --> 01:05:03,623
(door thuds)

1512
01:05:03,647 --> 01:05:07,478
(tense ominous music)

1513
01:05:07,502 --> 01:05:08,407
It's okay.

1514
01:05:08,431 --> 01:05:09,693
We need to find a weapon.

1515
01:05:11,643 --> 01:05:12,893
Baby, there's no point.

1516
01:05:13,740 --> 01:05:15,194
There's no stopping him now.

1517
01:05:15,218 --> 01:05:16,492
Him?

1518
01:05:16,516 --> 01:05:17,893
Him.

1519
01:05:17,917 --> 01:05:18,917
It.

1520
01:05:19,866 --> 01:05:21,366
It's a fucking monster, Henry.

1521
01:05:22,950 --> 01:05:25,700
In one way or another, we're
getting out of here, okay?

1522
01:05:26,550 --> 01:05:27,663
Listen, listen.

1523
01:05:28,770 --> 01:05:31,296
You wanna be the movie star, right?

1524
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:34,206
Here's your chance, here's the monster.

1525
01:05:34,230 --> 01:05:36,246
Here's the damsel on distress,

1526
01:05:36,270 --> 01:05:38,013
be the fucking movie star.

1527
01:05:39,990 --> 01:05:41,340
- I'll die here-
- No, no!

1528
01:05:43,862 --> 01:05:46,626
We're both getting out
of here alive, okay?

1529
01:05:46,650 --> 01:05:49,116
We're gonna call the police
and that, that fucking thing

1530
01:05:49,140 --> 01:05:50,405
and all the little

1531
01:05:50,429 --> 01:05:55,304
(door creaking)
(tense ominous music)

1532
01:05:55,328 --> 01:05:56,259
It's okay, baby.

1533
01:05:56,283 --> 01:05:57,093
It's okay.

1534
01:05:57,117 --> 01:05:58,958
(ominous music)

1535
01:05:58,982 --> 01:06:00,041
Henry?

1536
01:06:00,065 --> 01:06:00,900
It's the end for me,

1537
01:06:00,924 --> 01:06:01,734
and it's okay.
- No!

1538
01:06:01,758 --> 01:06:02,916
- It's okay.
- No!

1539
01:06:02,940 --> 01:06:04,506
Henry, you're sick.

1540
01:06:04,530 --> 01:06:06,786
Maybe somebody at the party
drugged you or something.

1541
01:06:06,810 --> 01:06:08,526
I don't know, but you're sick.

1542
01:06:08,550 --> 01:06:12,156
This isn't you.
(ominous music)

1543
01:06:12,180 --> 01:06:14,361
I'm calling the police.

1544
01:06:14,385 --> 01:06:17,684
(door knocking)

1545
01:06:17,708 --> 01:06:20,916
(door thudding)

1546
01:06:20,940 --> 01:06:22,625
[Officer] Open up, police!

1547
01:06:22,649 --> 01:06:23,876
Police!
(door thudding)

1548
01:06:23,900 --> 01:06:26,676
[Officer] We're coming in!

1549
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:28,308
Alright, we're gonna just

1550
01:06:28,332 --> 01:06:30,486
(radio buzzing)

1551
01:06:30,510 --> 01:06:32,253
My radio is not working.

1552
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:34,866
[Officer] Mine's dead too.

1553
01:06:34,890 --> 01:06:35,827
Go to the car.

1554
01:06:35,851 --> 01:06:36,933
Yeah, call it in.

1555
01:06:38,231 --> 01:06:39,041
Okay.

1556
01:06:39,065 --> 01:06:41,436
(radio buzzing)

1557
01:06:41,460 --> 01:06:42,576
- I got this.
- Okay.

1558
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:43,600
Be careful.
- Yep.

1559
01:06:45,236 --> 01:06:47,903
(radio buzzing)

1560
01:06:53,972 --> 01:06:58,056
(door thuds and creaks)

1561
01:06:58,080 --> 01:06:59,080
Police.

1562
01:07:00,216 --> 01:07:01,216
Hello?

1563
01:07:02,460 --> 01:07:03,460
I'm coming in.

1564
01:07:04,230 --> 01:07:05,230
Anybody here?

1565
01:07:06,270 --> 01:07:07,635
Hello?

1566
01:07:07,659 --> 01:07:09,996
(ominous music)

1567
01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:12,606
My weapon is drawn, please acknowledge me.

1568
01:07:12,630 --> 01:07:14,013
I'm in your house.

1569
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:16,607
Hello?

1570
01:07:16,631 --> 01:07:19,298
(ominous music)

1571
01:07:31,558 --> 01:07:32,838
(screen garbling)

1572
01:07:32,862 --> 01:07:34,116
(ominous music)

1573
01:07:34,140 --> 01:07:36,312
Whoever is out there, show yourself.

1574
01:07:36,336 --> 01:07:37,366
(ominous music)

1575
01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:39,401
What, what the...

1576
01:07:39,425 --> 01:07:40,522
What the hell's that?

1577
01:07:40,546 --> 01:07:43,186
(ominous music)
(gunshot pops)

1578
01:07:43,210 --> 01:07:45,034
Ramirez, Ramirez.

1579
01:07:45,058 --> 01:07:47,165
Calling for backup.

1580
01:07:47,189 --> 01:07:49,626
Ramirez, I want back up right now.

1581
01:07:49,650 --> 01:07:51,128
Ramirez!

1582
01:07:51,152 --> 01:07:52,152
God dammit.

1583
01:07:53,447 --> 01:07:55,806
- Officer-
- Freeze!

1584
01:07:55,830 --> 01:07:56,639
I said freeze.

1585
01:07:56,663 --> 01:07:57,472
You cannot be here.

1586
01:07:57,496 --> 01:07:58,357
You're not safe out there.

1587
01:07:58,381 --> 01:08:00,813
[Officer] Freeze and
get down the ground.

1588
01:08:00,837 --> 01:08:01,999
I can't.

1589
01:08:02,023 --> 01:08:02,952
- [Officer] Get down on-
- You don't understand.

1590
01:08:02,976 --> 01:08:04,873
- He's coming officer.
- You too, you too.

1591
01:08:04,897 --> 01:08:05,775
Get down the ground.

1592
01:08:05,799 --> 01:08:07,046
Get down the ground.

1593
01:08:07,070 --> 01:08:09,839
- He's coming.
- Ramirez!

1594
01:08:09,863 --> 01:08:13,524
(tense ominous music)

1595
01:08:13,548 --> 01:08:14,548
Ramirez!

1596
01:08:15,606 --> 01:08:18,565
(gunshots popping)

1597
01:08:18,589 --> 01:08:20,276
Son of a bitch!
(gunshots popping)

1598
01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:21,588
Goddammit!

1599
01:08:21,612 --> 01:08:24,434
(gunshots popping)
(tense ominous music)

1600
01:08:24,458 --> 01:08:25,505
Son of a bitch!

1601
01:08:25,529 --> 01:08:28,696
(tense ominous music)

1602
01:08:36,381 --> 01:08:37,732
That's not gonna work.

1603
01:08:37,756 --> 01:08:39,329
You have to listen, come on.

1604
01:08:39,353 --> 01:08:40,761
Henry, help me.

1605
01:08:40,785 --> 01:08:42,007
[Henry] Go!

1606
01:08:42,031 --> 01:08:44,320
We gotta get going.
(gunshot pops)

1607
01:08:44,344 --> 01:08:45,513
[Officer] I'm coming motherfucker!

1608
01:08:45,537 --> 01:08:46,643
[Henry] Fucking dammit.

1609
01:08:46,667 --> 01:08:49,328
Goddammit it, look out!

1610
01:08:49,352 --> 01:08:50,287
[Officer] What are you
doing, what are you doing?

1611
01:08:50,311 --> 01:08:52,638
What are you doing, what are you doing?

1612
01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:55,305
(door thuds)
(officer gasping)

1613
01:08:55,329 --> 01:08:56,167
[Haley] Henry, your arm.

1614
01:08:56,191 --> 01:08:59,379
(officer gasping)

1615
01:08:59,403 --> 01:09:00,367
[Officer] What the fuck was that?

1616
01:09:00,391 --> 01:09:02,316
It's already killed someone.

1617
01:09:02,340 --> 01:09:03,336
[Henry] So did you.

1618
01:09:03,360 --> 01:09:04,596
What?

1619
01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:06,187
Why would you say that?

1620
01:09:07,121 --> 01:09:09,126
[Officer] Okay, okay, okay, okay.

1621
01:09:09,150 --> 01:09:10,536
We'll deal with that later.

1622
01:09:10,560 --> 01:09:12,483
Right now, we're gonna get that thing.

1623
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:15,666
My radio, it's not working in your place.

1624
01:09:15,690 --> 01:09:17,693
It's like something's jamming the signal.

1625
01:09:20,393 --> 01:09:21,307
Is this your place?

1626
01:09:21,331 --> 01:09:23,556
We're just renting it right now, why?

1627
01:09:23,580 --> 01:09:26,526
[Officer] Because the people
I hear, they're so weird.

1628
01:09:26,550 --> 01:09:28,956
It's like they're stuck
in some kind, in the past,

1629
01:09:28,980 --> 01:09:31,653
like some kind of bizarre kind of customs.

1630
01:09:33,030 --> 01:09:34,416
Hey, the precinct,

1631
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:36,726
I hear these strange stories about...

1632
01:09:36,750 --> 01:09:37,746
You know what, never mind.

1633
01:09:37,770 --> 01:09:38,580
It's okay, it's okay.

1634
01:09:38,604 --> 01:09:40,566
I, I'm here to save you.

1635
01:09:40,590 --> 01:09:42,561
Like your friend did.

1636
01:09:42,585 --> 01:09:43,644
[Officer] Yeah.

1637
01:09:43,668 --> 01:09:45,213
Okay, I'll take care of that.

1638
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:47,801
Officer, you don't understand

1639
01:09:47,825 --> 01:09:48,635
Haley.
That's not gonna work.

1640
01:09:48,659 --> 01:09:50,123
[Henry] Haley.

1641
01:09:50,147 --> 01:09:51,786
[Haley] Yes!

1642
01:09:51,810 --> 01:09:52,833
Where's your bottle?

1643
01:09:54,570 --> 01:09:55,570
I left it outside.

1644
01:09:57,006 --> 01:09:57,937
[Officer] Okay.

1645
01:09:57,961 --> 01:10:00,756
It's in the hallway,
outside the door, right?

1646
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:01,896
Okay.

1647
01:10:01,920 --> 01:10:02,887
You're sure?

1648
01:10:02,911 --> 01:10:03,936
You're sure?

1649
01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:06,012
Okay, let's go get it.

1650
01:10:06,036 --> 01:10:07,398
Come on.

1651
01:10:07,422 --> 01:10:09,449
[Haley] You've got to
be careful, Henry, okay?

1652
01:10:09,473 --> 01:10:10,621
I love you.

1653
01:10:10,645 --> 01:10:12,846
[Haley] I love you too.
(tense music)

1654
01:10:12,870 --> 01:10:14,443
[Officer] Come on, come
on, come on, come on.

1655
01:10:14,467 --> 01:10:17,859
(tense ominous music)

1656
01:10:17,883 --> 01:10:19,830
(door thuds)

1657
01:10:19,854 --> 01:10:22,401
(tense music)

1658
01:10:22,425 --> 01:10:24,842
(indistinct)

1659
01:10:28,014 --> 01:10:30,481
(door thuds)

1660
01:10:30,505 --> 01:10:35,505
(ominous music)
(floorboard creaking)

1661
01:10:41,430 --> 01:10:42,430
Hey, kid!

1662
01:10:43,547 --> 01:10:46,641
Hey, kid!
(ominous music)

1663
01:10:46,665 --> 01:10:50,316
Kid!
(ominous music)

1664
01:10:50,340 --> 01:10:51,723
Officer.
(tense ominous music)

1665
01:10:51,747 --> 01:10:54,186
Jesus Christ, what are you doing?

1666
01:10:54,210 --> 01:10:55,310
Get back to your girl.

1667
01:10:56,490 --> 01:10:57,690
We closed it, didn't we?

1668
01:10:58,940 --> 01:11:00,440
You closed it.
- I closed it.

1669
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,148
Haley?
- We gotta go.

1670
01:11:03,172 --> 01:11:04,579
Hailey?
- We, we gotta go.

1671
01:11:04,603 --> 01:11:05,466
We gotta go.
- [Haley] He's in here.

1672
01:11:05,490 --> 01:11:06,299
[Officer] Jesus Christ.

1673
01:11:06,323 --> 01:11:07,323
Where is he?

1674
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,279
I don't know.

1675
01:11:09,303 --> 01:11:10,811
[Officer] Goddammit.

1676
01:11:10,835 --> 01:11:11,835
Fuck this.

1677
01:11:12,653 --> 01:11:13,463
Fuck this.

1678
01:11:13,487 --> 01:11:15,986
[Henry] Officer, he's close.

1679
01:11:17,496 --> 01:11:18,477
[Officer] Fuck this, man.

1680
01:11:18,501 --> 01:11:21,585
(tense music)

1681
01:11:21,609 --> 01:11:23,045
(screen whizzing)

1682
01:11:23,069 --> 01:11:24,546
(creature hissing)

1683
01:11:24,570 --> 01:11:28,570
(officer grunting and groaning)

1684
01:11:40,110 --> 01:11:45,110
(gunshots popping)
(tense music)

1685
01:11:51,399 --> 01:11:56,110
(screen whirring)
(tense ominous music)

1686
01:11:56,134 --> 01:11:59,680
(officer grunting)

1687
01:11:59,704 --> 01:12:04,704
(creature shrieking)
(officer screaming)

1688
01:12:12,697 --> 01:12:14,030
[Henry] Come on, come on.

1689
01:12:14,054 --> 01:12:16,687
Henry, the camera's not working.

1690
01:12:16,711 --> 01:12:17,521
It won't go live.

1691
01:12:17,545 --> 01:12:18,660
It's fine, it's fine, let's go.

1692
01:12:18,684 --> 01:12:21,590
(tense ominous music)

1693
01:12:21,614 --> 01:12:23,183
Having trouble finding any internet?

1694
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,556
You know, if I had things my way here,

1695
01:12:29,580 --> 01:12:32,886
I won't even light as much
as a Goddamn fax machine

1696
01:12:32,910 --> 01:12:34,893
in the town of Oak Bridge!

1697
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:38,936
(glass shatters)
(Solomon grunts)

1698
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:41,812
(hit thuds)

1699
01:12:41,836 --> 01:12:43,766
Hey, easy, easy.

1700
01:12:43,790 --> 01:12:45,966
(Solomon chuckles)

1701
01:12:45,990 --> 01:12:46,990
Goddammit.

1702
01:12:49,029 --> 01:12:50,465
(hit thudding)

1703
01:12:50,489 --> 01:12:52,776
(Solomon gasping)

1704
01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,123
You're as pathetic as him.

1705
01:12:57,330 --> 01:12:58,330
You know,

1706
01:12:59,220 --> 01:13:03,650
maybe he plans to take
you, maybe he doesn't.

1707
01:13:05,372 --> 01:13:07,587
But you know what?

1708
01:13:07,611 --> 01:13:10,705
What he doesn't know won't hurt, right?

1709
01:13:10,729 --> 01:13:12,952
(Haley coughing)
Will it?

1710
01:13:12,976 --> 01:13:14,779
You know what?

1711
01:13:14,803 --> 01:13:17,467
(hit thuds)
(Haley coughing)

1712
01:13:17,491 --> 01:13:20,574
Sorry sweetheart, I'll be right back.

1713
01:13:24,043 --> 01:13:27,338
(hits thudding)

1714
01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:28,297
Oh, boy.

1715
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,888
Come here.

1716
01:13:29,912 --> 01:13:33,122
Hey, hey, aren't you
supposed to be a movie star?

1717
01:13:33,146 --> 01:13:34,146
Huh?

1718
01:13:38,742 --> 01:13:40,650
(hit thudding)

1719
01:13:40,674 --> 01:13:43,494
(Solomon panting)

1720
01:13:43,518 --> 01:13:46,477
I give you this offering, almighty one.

1721
01:13:46,501 --> 01:13:49,670
(Solomon panting)

1722
01:13:49,694 --> 01:13:51,111
You want her too?

1723
01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:55,677
(creature growls)
No?

1724
01:13:56,518 --> 01:13:57,518
Okay.

1725
01:13:58,513 --> 01:14:00,513
I don't mean to offend you.

1726
01:14:02,693 --> 01:14:04,000
Why?

1727
01:14:04,024 --> 01:14:06,966
I have given you offerings.

1728
01:14:06,990 --> 01:14:08,313
I have given you

1729
01:14:09,217 --> 01:14:12,050
(creature growls)

1730
01:14:13,546 --> 01:14:15,622
[Haley] Have mercy.

1731
01:14:15,646 --> 01:14:20,179
(Solomon panting)
(creature growling)

1732
01:14:20,203 --> 01:14:24,489
You stupid fucking...
(Solomon panting)

1733
01:14:24,513 --> 01:14:27,393
The boy is destined to die!

1734
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:33,714
Or (panting) something much worse.

1735
01:14:33,873 --> 01:14:37,567
(creature growling)

1736
01:14:37,591 --> 01:14:40,091
(neck cracks)

1737
01:14:44,617 --> 01:14:45,427
[Haley] What are you doing?

1738
01:14:45,451 --> 01:14:46,956
Stop.

1739
01:14:46,980 --> 01:14:48,456
Stop!

1740
01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,253
Am I not true, huh?

1741
01:14:51,720 --> 01:14:52,944
Stop!

1742
01:14:52,968 --> 01:14:55,718
(glass shatters)

1743
01:14:57,647 --> 01:14:58,936
Henry, no!

1744
01:14:58,960 --> 01:14:59,930
It's okay baby.

1745
01:14:59,954 --> 01:15:03,136
It's okay, it's okay,
it's okay, it's okay.

1746
01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:05,144
I love you, I love you.

1747
01:15:05,168 --> 01:15:06,678
It's okay.

1748
01:15:06,702 --> 01:15:09,167
(kiss smooching)

1749
01:15:09,191 --> 01:15:10,056
It's okay.

1750
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:13,122
(Haley sobbing)

1751
01:15:13,146 --> 01:15:18,146
(tense ominous music)
(creature growling)

1752
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:25,720
Wow.

1753
01:15:30,120 --> 01:15:31,773
Haley, like, if you're,

1754
01:15:34,608 --> 01:15:36,366
if you're good, just, like, you know,

1755
01:15:36,390 --> 01:15:37,940
post or something, let us know.

1756
01:15:40,116 --> 01:15:40,927
I don't know what the fuck am I saying.

1757
01:15:40,951 --> 01:15:44,676
It can't be real because,
magic and scarecrows

1758
01:15:44,700 --> 01:15:47,046
and all that shit, the
monsters, they're not real.

1759
01:15:47,070 --> 01:15:48,666
So,

1760
01:15:48,690 --> 01:15:52,146
uh, had me for a second, honestly.

1761
01:15:52,170 --> 01:15:53,320
What do we think, chat?

1762
01:15:55,470 --> 01:15:56,470
Yeah.

1763
01:15:58,620 --> 01:16:01,653
Yeah, I legitimately do not
remember, like, any of that.

1764
01:16:06,150 --> 01:16:08,673
Yeah, that, that was interesting.

1765
01:16:15,926 --> 01:16:18,593
(door creaking)

1766
01:16:21,981 --> 01:16:23,632
(creature hissing)

1767
01:16:23,656 --> 01:16:26,544
(Kurt screaming)

1768
01:16:26,568 --> 01:16:29,735
(tense ominous music)

1769
01:16:34,831 --> 01:16:39,156
I'll never even, never
fucking explain it, mom.

1770
01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:43,953
It's like, they just
cleaned up everything.

1771
01:16:45,390 --> 01:16:47,267
Like it never even happened.

1772
01:16:47,291 --> 01:16:49,511
Okay, it's all gonna be okay.

1773
01:16:49,535 --> 01:16:51,320
Let's get you home.

1774
01:16:51,344 --> 01:16:54,516
But I'm waiting on my Uber now.

1775
01:16:54,540 --> 01:16:55,626
Okay, you stay on this phone

1776
01:16:55,650 --> 01:16:57,250
until they arrive, Haley Janice.

1777
01:16:59,101 --> 01:17:03,639
Okay.

1778
01:17:03,663 --> 01:17:04,663
Hey, I'm here.

1779
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:07,000
Moma's here.

1780
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:17,503
What you got there, sweetheart?

1781
01:17:19,950 --> 01:17:20,950
Haley?

1782
01:17:23,220 --> 01:17:24,370
Haley, can you hear me?

1783
01:17:26,582 --> 01:17:28,582
The video's cutting out.

1784
01:17:32,126 --> 01:17:34,832
(tense ominous music)

1785
01:17:34,856 --> 01:17:36,556
Okay, Haley, Haley, are you there?

1786
01:17:38,216 --> 01:17:39,452
Can you hear mama?

1787
01:17:39,476 --> 01:17:42,143
(ominous music)

1788
01:17:44,905 --> 01:17:48,488
Haley, talk to me, I
can't see or hear you.

1789
01:17:49,836 --> 01:17:50,970
Haley?

1790
01:17:50,994 --> 01:17:54,161
(tense ominous music)

1791
01:18:04,025 --> 01:18:05,366
Haley, sweetheart, talk to me.

1792
01:18:05,390 --> 01:18:08,557
(tense ominous music)

1793
01:18:14,558 --> 01:18:15,368
I'm still here.

1794
01:18:15,392 --> 01:18:18,558
(tense ominous music)

1795
01:18:21,263 --> 01:18:22,430
Are you there?

1796
01:18:26,064 --> 01:18:28,592
(tense ominous music)

1797
01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:30,320
Are you there?

1798
01:18:30,344 --> 01:18:33,511
(tense ominous music)

1799
01:18:42,144 --> 01:18:44,727
(upbeat music)

1800
01:19:06,968 --> 01:19:10,385
(upbeat music continues)

1801
01:19:13,759 --> 01:19:16,259
(tense music)

1802
01:19:47,648 --> 01:19:50,981
(tense music continues)

1803
01:20:13,365 --> 01:20:16,698
(tense music continues)

1804
01:20:43,259 --> 01:20:46,592
(tense music continues)

1805
01:20:58,250 --> 01:20:59,978
(tense music continues)

1806
01:21:00,002 --> 01:21:02,585
(somber music)

1807
01:21:30,530 --> 01:21:33,947
(somber music continues)

1808
01:21:50,387 --> 01:21:53,804
(somber music continues)