1 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:35,774 I will undress you and you will undress me. 2 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:43,043 I will undress you and you will undress me. 3 00:00:44,653 --> 00:00:46,916 I will undress you. 4 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:49,440 I will undress you and you will undress me. 5 00:00:49,484 --> 00:00:52,661 I will undress you and you will undress me. 6 00:00:52,704 --> 00:00:56,056 I will undress you and you will undress me. 7 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:00,538 For a virgin-- 8 00:01:02,279 --> 00:01:05,630 For a virgin, for a virgin to have sex... 9 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:09,286 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts. 10 00:01:11,158 --> 00:01:14,161 So, I will have to put some... 11 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,251 extra lubricant. 12 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,297 Lubricant. 13 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,563 You see how this looks, right? 14 00:01:26,695 --> 00:01:27,913 So sorry, morning tuna 15 00:01:27,957 --> 00:01:29,567 is rushing downstream a little early. 16 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:31,308 - How early? - Five minutes. 17 00:01:31,352 --> 00:01:32,962 He'll be at the house in two minutes. 18 00:01:33,005 --> 00:01:34,050 What the fuck, two minutes? 19 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,399 You told me five fucking minutes. 20 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:36,792 - I have ears. - I would never say... 21 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:38,533 Why aren't you downstairs at your station? 22 00:01:38,576 --> 00:01:39,534 I have monitors-- 23 00:01:41,536 --> 00:01:42,537 Ready? 24 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:45,496 Let's go. 25 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,379 All cameras are recording. 26 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,078 Car, car, car. 27 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:03,384 Visual confirmation 28 00:02:03,427 --> 00:02:04,950 on 99 Dodge pickup. 29 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:07,214 Okay, coming down the driveway. Here he is. 30 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,606 Takedown team in position. 31 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:10,869 All right. 32 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,698 He's not getting out of the car. 33 00:02:13,742 --> 00:02:14,786 Copy that. 34 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:17,267 Mitchell, pan camera two. Come on. 35 00:02:17,311 --> 00:02:19,269 He appears to be unarmed. 36 00:02:19,313 --> 00:02:20,488 Is this the Marine? 37 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,273 Yeah. 38 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:24,970 Take your positions. 39 00:02:25,014 --> 00:02:26,624 ♪ Oh, shit 40 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:28,800 ♪ Oh, shit 41 00:02:30,193 --> 00:02:31,238 ♪ Oh, shit 42 00:02:31,281 --> 00:02:32,935 ♪ They ain't ready for this 43 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:34,806 - ♪ Oh, shit - ♪ Oh! 44 00:02:36,417 --> 00:02:39,071 ♪ It's me, Fergie 45 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:40,116 ♪ The Pen 46 00:02:41,073 --> 00:02:42,466 - ♪ Polow - 47 00:02:42,510 --> 00:02:43,641 ♪ Fergie Ferg, what's up, baby? ♪ 48 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:44,903 - ♪ Come on, come on - 49 00:02:44,947 --> 00:02:46,557 ♪ When I come to the club step aside ♪ 50 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,516 - ♪ Oh, shit - 51 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:51,258 - ♪ Part the seas, don't be having me in the line ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit 52 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,347 - ♪ VIP 'cause you know I gotta shine ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit 53 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:55,044 ♪ I'm Fergie Ferg, and me love you long time ♪ 54 00:02:55,087 --> 00:02:56,785 ♪ Oh shit 55 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,961 - ♪ All my girls get down on the floor ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit 56 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:01,181 - ♪ Back to back, drop it down real low ♪ - ♪ Oh, shit 57 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:03,095 ♪ I'm such a lady but I'm dancing like a ho ♪ 58 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:05,141 ♪ 'Cause you know I don't give a fuck, so here we-- ♪ 59 00:03:06,708 --> 00:03:08,275 [OVER COMMS] Perimeter breached. He's coming. 60 00:03:08,884 --> 00:03:09,885 He's coming. 61 00:03:11,887 --> 00:03:12,931 [OVER COMMS] Showtime. 62 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,546 Hey, what's up? 63 00:03:18,589 --> 00:03:19,808 Hey. 64 00:03:19,851 --> 00:03:20,983 How are you-- how are you doing? 65 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:22,332 Come on in. 66 00:03:22,376 --> 00:03:23,681 Oh. 67 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,248 Okay. 68 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,381 I just gotta put some stuff in the wash real quick. 69 00:03:29,252 --> 00:03:30,427 Oh, okay. 70 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,258 I made some cookies. They're on the counter. 71 00:03:37,956 --> 00:03:39,610 There's sweet tea, too. 72 00:03:40,916 --> 00:03:42,265 I'm excited by the way. 73 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:43,353 Okay. 74 00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:44,833 Thank-- thank you. 75 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:55,713 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 76 00:03:56,714 --> 00:03:57,976 I'm sure. 77 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:03,591 You say you baked these? 78 00:04:04,069 --> 00:04:05,897 Yeah. 79 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:08,422 Did you bring any of that stuff we talked about? 80 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:11,816 Yeah, I, um, I have a bunch of beer in the car, 81 00:04:11,860 --> 00:04:13,470 but I-- I brought the condoms. 82 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,220 Big night planned. 83 00:04:25,569 --> 00:04:26,527 How you doing? 84 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:29,617 I'm... 85 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,748 I'm good. 86 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,361 Who, wh-- who are you? 87 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:35,405 We'll get to that. 88 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,281 Why don't you have a seat right there? 89 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:47,983 I-- I'm just here to meet her. 90 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:49,071 Meet who? 91 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,420 Your-- your daughter. 92 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,031 My daughter? 93 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,296 What makes you think it's my daughter? 94 00:04:58,472 --> 00:05:00,125 Please, sir, I-- 95 00:05:00,169 --> 00:05:02,650 I'm divorced. I-- I-- I just got divorced. 96 00:05:12,964 --> 00:05:18,796 "I will undress you and you will undress me. 97 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:24,106 For a virgin to have sex, it hurts." 98 00:05:24,149 --> 00:05:25,499 I-- I wasn't here for any bad reason. 99 00:05:25,542 --> 00:05:26,804 "So, I will have to put--" 100 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:30,982 "I will have to put some extra lubricant." 101 00:05:31,026 --> 00:05:32,332 "Some extra lubricant." 102 00:05:32,375 --> 00:05:35,378 Please, sir, I have a little girl at home. 103 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:36,858 She's only 4. 104 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:40,905 You're here at the house of a 13-year-old girl. 105 00:05:40,949 --> 00:05:42,951 Sir, I-- I-- I was just talking. 106 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:45,562 It-- it's-- it's just chat. 107 00:05:45,606 --> 00:05:49,914 It's not just chat though, is it? 108 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,791 You see how this looks, right? 109 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,362 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 110 00:06:08,498 --> 00:06:11,109 I don't want any of this for you 111 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,635 but at the end of the day, 112 00:06:14,678 --> 00:06:16,941 a man must be held accountable 113 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:18,552 for the decisions that he makes. 114 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:19,683 Do you agree? 115 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,512 Well, good. 116 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,253 What do you think should happen to you? 117 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:29,084 Give me... the electric chair? 118 00:06:31,652 --> 00:06:33,828 Is that what's gonna happen to me? 119 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,396 That's not up to me. 120 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,441 Get ready to go in. 121 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:40,008 Do you watch television? 122 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:41,705 Yes. 123 00:06:43,881 --> 00:06:45,579 Well, there's something you should know. 124 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:50,192 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 125 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:52,542 And we're doing a story on... 126 00:06:52,586 --> 00:06:53,674 No. 127 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:55,240 ...adults who try to meet teens online. 128 00:06:55,284 --> 00:06:57,025 Please don't put this on TV, please. 129 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,243 Please, please. 130 00:06:58,287 --> 00:06:59,854 No decisions have been made yet. 131 00:06:59,897 --> 00:07:02,030 We don't know which segments will air. 132 00:07:02,073 --> 00:07:03,205 - Please. - But I'm gonna 133 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,380 need to ask you to leave. 134 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,295 Go, go, go, go, go. 135 00:07:17,915 --> 00:07:19,003 Let me see your hands! 136 00:07:19,047 --> 00:07:20,352 Hands, on the ground! 137 00:07:20,396 --> 00:07:21,615 Don't move! On the ground! 138 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:45,290 Okay, that's a cut. 139 00:07:53,081 --> 00:07:54,038 State your name. 140 00:07:55,126 --> 00:07:56,127 Okay. 141 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:58,608 Uh, hello. 142 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,262 My name is Dan Plum. 143 00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:01,306 I'm... 144 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:04,353 Directly to c-- to camera? 145 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:05,572 - To camera. - Oh, got it. 146 00:08:06,834 --> 00:08:08,357 Take two. 147 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:13,710 Hello. 148 00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:14,798 My name is Dan Plum. 149 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:16,844 I'm non-union, 150 00:08:16,887 --> 00:08:19,324 and I'm not currently represented at this time. 151 00:08:19,368 --> 00:08:20,543 Although it's mentioned on my resume, 152 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,718 I'd like to highlight 153 00:08:21,762 --> 00:08:23,807 I recently completed a commercial or a-- 154 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:27,376 a national commercial rather, for Toys "R" Us, 155 00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:29,509 which was originally a background part, 156 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:31,293 but became a speaking part. 157 00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,208 So I'm very excited about that. 158 00:08:39,257 --> 00:08:40,650 Should I begin? 159 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:41,651 Hm. 160 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:58,015 ♪ 525,600 minutes 161 00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:02,759 ♪ 525,000 moments so dear 162 00:09:02,803 --> 00:09:07,329 ♪ 525,600 minutes 163 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:11,420 ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 164 00:09:12,726 --> 00:09:13,770 ♪ In daylights-- 165 00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:14,902 Okay, that's enough. 166 00:09:18,601 --> 00:09:20,124 Do you know what you're auditioning for? 167 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:26,566 Is it a speaking part? 168 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,611 Speaking part. 169 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:30,744 5 freaking grand per shoot. 170 00:09:30,787 --> 00:09:33,137 - What the fuck? - For like, three shoots. 171 00:09:33,181 --> 00:09:35,009 - 5 grand? - 5 grand. 172 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:36,619 Fuck you, dude. That's crazy. 173 00:09:38,273 --> 00:09:41,276 But there's no like, sing-- singing or anything in it? 174 00:09:41,319 --> 00:09:44,453 I don't-- I think it's largely improvisational. 175 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:47,238 The face, you just put your jaw forward. It's just-- 176 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,675 - Can you do it now? - Oh, yeah. 177 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,980 Would you? 178 00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:54,115 I thank God every single day 179 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,944 for Inside the Actors Studio. 180 00:09:56,987 --> 00:09:59,381 It made me realize that what we do is a craft, 181 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,513 like whittling or surgery. 182 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,647 Wait, so what's the type of role? 183 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:06,040 Are you-- you playing a child? 184 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:07,911 Could be as young as 13. 185 00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:09,130 That's cra-- 186 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:11,132 So how are you gonna get in character, man? 187 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:12,742 How do you produce the voice? 188 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,091 It comes out. 189 00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,226 Hi. 190 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:21,751 Hi. 191 00:10:21,795 --> 00:10:23,666 Well, I reckon what you's are wanting to know is-- 192 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,104 What I'm doing in here. 193 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,584 Hey. 194 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:31,195 Well, anyhow, I reckon that's all you'd need to know. 195 00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,588 Oh my gosh, hey. 196 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,894 It's so good to see you. 197 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,635 I like soccer. 198 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,201 I'm a soccer player. 199 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,507 Hmm. 200 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,949 Does it sound like I'm straining 201 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,559 or does that feel like a lil'? 202 00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,518 Weirdly, dude, I think you nailed that. 203 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,783 If you wanna do this part justice, 204 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,220 you gotta have your body looking right. 205 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,135 You need to stay in your lane. 206 00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,180 Okay? 207 00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:04,054 What do you mean? What's my lane? 208 00:11:05,055 --> 00:11:07,101 Like, nubile. 209 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,017 Hairless. 210 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:12,976 Boy man. 211 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:19,069 I don't think that's it. 212 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:21,855 That's you, man. 213 00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:23,987 That's your lane. 214 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,434 Psst. Hey. 215 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,350 Hey. 216 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,008 Yeah? 217 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,444 It's you. 218 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:47,707 Chris Hammon, right? 219 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,144 - Hansen. - I knew it. 220 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,276 Thank you. 221 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,365 They double-booked me. 222 00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,150 I started raising hell and they-- they-- 223 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:58,500 they changed it to a first-class ticket. 224 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:02,765 Now, who am I to turn down free sky margs? 225 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:03,766 Lucky you. 226 00:12:05,855 --> 00:12:11,687 It is so cool to meet a real celebrity. 227 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:17,127 What you're doing matters, like really fucking matters. 228 00:12:19,913 --> 00:12:21,088 Thank you so much. 229 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,264 I appreciate that. 230 00:12:23,307 --> 00:12:25,179 I hope they're treating you right. 231 00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,313 I hope you're making a million dollars a year. 232 00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:34,536 I hope they're giving you everything you want. Cheers. 233 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,190 Cheers. 234 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:40,803 You know, at first, no one at the network 235 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:41,935 wanted to listen to us. 236 00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,197 And they said, "How do I promote this? 237 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,285 How do I promote this?" 238 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,461 And-- and I went to the network 239 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:50,117 and I said, "I'll tell you how to promote it. 240 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,511 There's a man with his penis in his hand, 241 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,209 and he's on your porch, 242 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,037 and he wants to stick it in your daughter." 243 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,647 Oh. 244 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:02,042 "Tonight, I'm gonna tell you how to make that not happen." 245 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,347 God. 246 00:13:03,391 --> 00:13:05,045 - Right? - Yes. 247 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:07,917 And they just said, "Okay." 248 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:09,789 "Green lit." 249 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,181 Well, that's what it's about, right? 250 00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,966 It is. That's the entertainment industry. 251 00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:16,012 You gotta tell 'em how to sell it. 252 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,231 It's not just about making a show. 253 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:18,710 - You know, Chris. - Hmm. 254 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:20,495 If I was you, 255 00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,673 I'd just fucking kill those guys. 256 00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,416 Beat the living shit out of 'em. 257 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:31,201 Bare hands. 258 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,812 Ha! 259 00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,944 I don't think that would fly on NBC. 260 00:13:36,554 --> 00:13:39,688 Don't you ever just wanna bleed 'em? 261 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:45,912 Uh, well... 262 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:51,831 I think maybe what I do is a little worse. 263 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,272 All right, then. 264 00:13:58,315 --> 00:13:59,577 Stay down. Don't move. 265 00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,840 Stop resisting. Give him your hands. 266 00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:01,797 Hands behind your back! 267 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,190 Stay down! 268 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:05,583 Our Iraq veteran is all apologies now, 269 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,108 but this is the same man saying things to a girl 270 00:14:08,151 --> 00:14:09,849 he thought was 13 like... 271 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,285 "We can take the shower together. 272 00:14:11,328 --> 00:14:14,244 "I will undress you, and you will undress me, okay?" 273 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,332 Little did he know, 274 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,073 he was chatting with an adult man, 275 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:19,423 Xavier Von Erck, a co-founder 276 00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,296 of the vigilante group Perverted Justice, 277 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,733 whose mission is exposing internet predators. 278 00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,648 Coming up, driveway. Battle stations. 279 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:27,910 - Battle stations. - I-- I just gotta go floss. 280 00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,781 I-- I have something stuck in my teeth. 281 00:14:29,825 --> 00:14:32,654 This is Del Harvey, one of our decoys. 282 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:35,091 She can act like a cutesy 13-year-old girl. 283 00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,877 You're so funny. 284 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,182 Or she can put a ball cap on 285 00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,575 and pose as a boy. 286 00:14:40,618 --> 00:14:42,185 Do you know anything about like, skateboarding? 287 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,972 Oh, I just whacked my toe on the banister. 288 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,234 I'll-- I'll be right down. 289 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:50,541 I've worked a lot with victims of sexual abuse. 290 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,979 I sort of see what I do here as a form of activism. 291 00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:55,851 One year since our first investigation, 292 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:59,637 this national epidemic keeps on growing. 293 00:14:59,681 --> 00:15:01,117 - How old are you? - 35. 294 00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:02,379 Want to try again? 295 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:03,641 When we come back... 296 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:04,947 Hey, come on in. 297 00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:06,993 ...the parade of men begins, 298 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:09,386 and some of them come bearing gifts. 299 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,258 I-- I brought the condoms, too. 300 00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,433 You can have a seat right there. 301 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,043 Pores. 302 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:17,873 Ca-- c-- can we get closer in on his pores? 303 00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,355 When these guys, they see me emerge, 304 00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,965 their noses flare. 305 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,619 And I-- I think it'd be fascinating for an audience 306 00:15:24,662 --> 00:15:25,707 to experience that as well. 307 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,882 Just... 308 00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,103 Just... yeah. 309 00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:31,539 Can I just try that VO one more time? 310 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,502 When we come back, the parade of men begins 311 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,288 and some of them come bearing gifts. 312 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:42,942 It's time. 313 00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:44,639 Hmm. 314 00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,729 Okay, let's try that again. 315 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,383 When we come back, 316 00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,907 the parade of men begins 317 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,909 and some of them come bearing gifts. 318 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,955 That was great. I loved it. That's the one. 319 00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:59,045 Okay, just one more time. 320 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,524 When we come back... 321 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,830 When we come back... 322 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:05,703 When we come back, the parade of men begins 323 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:09,229 and some of them come bearing gifts. 324 00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:10,491 Very nice. Mark that take. 325 00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:11,796 - Just one more time. - We gotta go. 326 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,806 - We gotta go. - All right. Thank you. 327 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:22,807 Thank you so much. 328 00:16:24,548 --> 00:16:25,636 Great, great work. 329 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,423 Guy thinks he's fucking 330 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:31,033 Mike Wallace. 331 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,295 Is this a mistake? 332 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,429 The trial will have no jury... 333 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,823 ...five anonymous judges will come to their verdict 334 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,477 after hearing witness testimony 335 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,437 from behind an opaque screen. 336 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,830 I'm Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 337 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,532 Oh, I forgot something, I'll be back. 338 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:52,707 Fucking shit. 339 00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,581 I told you you can't call me at work. 340 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,105 [ON PHONE] You never want to see me again? 341 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:01,716 Absolutely not. 342 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,240 What? 343 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,329 Chris, you said you loved me. 344 00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:07,591 No, I'm not talking to you. 345 00:17:07,635 --> 00:17:09,898 I'm-- I-- I'm in a meeting. I, uh-- 346 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:11,160 You're not in a goddamn meeting. 347 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,466 And I know you're in Fort Myers 348 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,771 - next week and... - I'll call you back. Okay? 349 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:14,990 ...if you don't see me then 350 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,471 I'm telling your wife. Goodbye! 351 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,566 Yeah, vending services. 352 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,308 Hello, this is Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. 353 00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:32,051 Your machine has just stolen from me. 354 00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,404 JZ. 355 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:38,753 Great to see you. 356 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,233 Apologies. 357 00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:42,017 Apologies for the delay. I, uh-- 358 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,105 It's okay. We-- we were 359 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,541 supposed to start a few minutes ago, 360 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:47,240 but it's okay. Have a seat, and try a cookie. 361 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,810 So, look, I don't know how else to say this, 362 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,639 but I don't really like your show. 363 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,729 I don't really understand it. 364 00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:02,646 I don't really believe in it, but America loves it. 365 00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:05,823 Television's changing. 366 00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,434 Seinfeld gone. 367 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,610 Friends gone. 368 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,264 We've poured hundreds of millions of dollars 369 00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:13,614 into beautiful scripted shows. 370 00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,181 The audience just isn't there. 371 00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,618 They're not watching. Right now, 372 00:18:17,661 --> 00:18:20,360 your show has a special connection with the audience. 373 00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:22,971 Every one of our competitors is trying to copy it. 374 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,668 ABC will have a functioning facsimile 375 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:25,756 in less than a month. 376 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:28,194 So, I need to move you. 377 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:31,762 It's time that you all play with the big boys. 378 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:34,069 What do we got on Thursday nights? 379 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,201 Uh, My Name Is Earl. 380 00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:37,638 - No. - Bump Joey. 381 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,510 We're not bumping Joey. 382 00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:41,816 Let me see. 383 00:18:41,859 --> 00:18:43,426 Friday Night Lights. No, my favorite show. 384 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:45,254 Criminal Intent. SVU. 385 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,648 No. Dick Wolf. Biggest Loser, reality. 386 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,346 Oh, I got it. 387 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:52,827 We're taking on... 388 00:18:54,002 --> 00:18:55,656 - Lost? - Lost. 389 00:18:55,699 --> 00:18:57,136 Lost. 390 00:18:57,179 --> 00:19:00,182 Lost is on at the same time. 391 00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:02,924 It's us versus them. 392 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,360 And we can kill 'em, 393 00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,710 but we're gonna need a lot more of those 394 00:19:06,754 --> 00:19:09,670 you're not gonna believe who's coming high impact-- 395 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:10,975 - Predators. - Yeah. 396 00:19:11,019 --> 00:19:12,455 Can you do that? 397 00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,719 Yes, I can. 398 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,548 Schoolgirl 399 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:20,420 fetishizers. 400 00:19:20,463 --> 00:19:21,856 Yeah, pizza's my favorite. 401 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,249 [ON PHONE] What kind of flavor do you like? 402 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,033 - This thing. - Pepperoni. 403 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,165 That thing. 404 00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:28,558 We've seen it all before. 405 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,560 That's old Predator. 406 00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,388 Oh my God. 407 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:33,650 You're so pretty. 408 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,999 Aw, you're so sweet. 409 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,045 We need 410 00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:40,831 the spectacular, the best of the best. 411 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:43,269 I want whales. 412 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:44,444 All right, this guy's good. 413 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,663 CrazyFrog73. 414 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:49,318 He wants us to cover him with whipped cream 415 00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:55,324 and he wants to watch the kid have sex with a cat. 416 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,588 We're taking the new schedule 417 00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:00,590 - to advertisers next week. - Come again? 418 00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,028 To Catch a Predator, Wednesdays 9:00 p.m. 419 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,552 Primetime. 420 00:20:07,554 --> 00:20:09,686 Oh, my God. Chris. 421 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,731 I always knew it would happen. 422 00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:11,862 Okay. 423 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:13,168 I always knew we could do this. 424 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,170 So, we need to, um... 425 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,739 How do we, um, uh... high impact predators? 426 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,262 You know, it's not like we can hold auditions. 427 00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:22,221 You know, we're kind of at the mercy of what each town-- 428 00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,483 I know you can figure it out, Andie. 429 00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,484 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 430 00:20:24,527 --> 00:20:25,528 I believe in you. 431 00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,616 We're gonna find them 432 00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,270 and we're gonna be bigger than Lost. 433 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:29,880 We're gonna be bigger than Lost. 434 00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:31,708 Hey, Hansen. 435 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,623 Breaking news. I'm Stone Phillips. 436 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,451 Stone Phillips with Dateline NBC. 437 00:20:35,495 --> 00:20:36,539 Great job. 438 00:20:38,411 --> 00:20:40,978 I could never do what you do. 439 00:20:42,937 --> 00:20:43,981 Good to see you, Stone. 440 00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:46,854 Mm. It's thrilling. 441 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,247 I'll be watching from Afghanistan. 442 00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,249 Thank you. 443 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:31,986 Hey, buck. 444 00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:38,819 I wanna show you boys something. 445 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:46,522 [ON TV] Hey, what's up? 446 00:21:46,566 --> 00:21:48,872 Hey. Come on in. 447 00:21:48,916 --> 00:21:51,353 Are you sure your parents aren't home? 448 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,399 I'm sure. 449 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:56,140 I have a bunch of beer in the car, 450 00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:58,491 but I-- I brought the condoms. 451 00:21:58,534 --> 00:21:59,666 Big night planned. 452 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,626 Why don't you have a seat right there? 453 00:22:03,670 --> 00:22:05,280 I-- I'm just here to meet her. 454 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,282 They're gonna put me on primetime. 455 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,458 What makes you think it's my daughter? 456 00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,112 You boys know what that is? 457 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:12,983 No. 458 00:22:15,290 --> 00:22:18,902 Well, it's the time when the most amount of people 459 00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:21,688 tune in to watch a program. 460 00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:23,124 You see how this looks, right? 461 00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,127 Oh, that's cool. 462 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:28,999 Yeah. 463 00:22:29,043 --> 00:22:30,218 At the end of the day, 464 00:22:30,261 --> 00:22:32,220 a man has to be held accountable 465 00:22:32,263 --> 00:22:33,395 for the decisions that he makes. 466 00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:34,875 Don't you agree? 467 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:37,138 Well, what do you think 468 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:38,705 should happen to you? 469 00:22:38,748 --> 00:22:39,706 The electric chair. 470 00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:43,579 Is that what's gonna happen to me? 471 00:22:43,623 --> 00:22:44,711 Hi. 472 00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:47,627 I didn't hear you come in. 473 00:22:48,976 --> 00:22:50,456 Did you wake them? 474 00:22:51,631 --> 00:22:53,633 Oh no, I was just um-- 475 00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:54,895 I was just reviewing the new edit 476 00:22:54,938 --> 00:22:57,376 and uh, they walked in, yeah. 477 00:22:58,855 --> 00:23:00,901 I'm glad they saw you. 478 00:23:00,944 --> 00:23:01,989 [ON TV] ...adults who 479 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:03,382 like to meet young teens online. 480 00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:04,687 Please, please, please. 481 00:23:04,731 --> 00:23:06,123 Don't put this on TV, please. 482 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:11,738 Mary, I-- I need to say something 483 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:14,393 or my head is gonna explode. I... 484 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:23,010 I know that you think you know what kind of man I am, 485 00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:26,100 that I'm not upstanding in all the ways 486 00:23:26,143 --> 00:23:28,319 you thought I would be when we married. 487 00:23:31,584 --> 00:23:33,847 But I just wanna say that here and now... 488 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:43,291 ...I am guilty of everything you accuse me of. 489 00:23:44,553 --> 00:23:46,642 The one thing I am not guilty of 490 00:23:46,686 --> 00:23:48,427 is falling out of love with you. 491 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:54,824 And I promise when I return, 492 00:23:56,826 --> 00:23:59,220 I will be the man you married. 493 00:24:23,636 --> 00:24:25,551 They're moving the show to primetime. 494 00:24:58,235 --> 00:24:59,236 Hello? 495 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:01,978 Hello, Mr. Plum. 496 00:25:02,022 --> 00:25:03,806 Uh, we have a extra large style 497 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:06,374 dildo for you downstairs. 498 00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,462 Um, if you could come 499 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:09,029 and get it as soon as possible, 500 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:10,378 that would be amazing. 501 00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:12,989 It's me, it's Troy. 502 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:14,164 Hey, Troy. 503 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:15,601 Dude, what's the room like? 504 00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,168 It's awesome. 505 00:25:18,212 --> 00:25:21,824 Uh, I have not one, but two beds, and-- 506 00:25:21,868 --> 00:25:23,913 and they have these like, cool towel things 507 00:25:23,957 --> 00:25:27,961 and a view of like uh, this like cool pool. 508 00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:29,484 Have you jerked it yet? 509 00:25:32,095 --> 00:25:33,749 I'm just kidding, man. 510 00:25:33,793 --> 00:25:34,750 Do you have a coffee machine? 511 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:37,318 Yeah. 512 00:25:38,145 --> 00:25:39,538 Does it have like, 513 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:41,583 little packets of coffee, and sugar, and cream? 514 00:25:41,627 --> 00:25:42,976 Yeah, why? 515 00:25:43,019 --> 00:25:45,065 Dude, that's amazing. 516 00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,196 That's fucking-- 517 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,633 I-- I wish that was me, man. 518 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:49,678 - I'll just say that. - 519 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,332 You're the king of Fort Myers, man. 520 00:26:03,387 --> 00:26:04,911 Uh... 521 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:12,919 You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 522 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,620 You know what would be a huge turn on for me? 523 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:23,016 Do you have any pets? 524 00:26:24,670 --> 00:26:26,323 Do you have any pets? 525 00:26:27,455 --> 00:26:29,196 Do you have any pets? 526 00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:32,808 You stick my thing in your mouth. 527 00:26:34,288 --> 00:26:35,289 And then I promise... 528 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:40,250 Xavier! 529 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:45,168 Is this for a lying child 530 00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:48,258 or an adult thinking about fucking a child? 531 00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:49,869 - I-- I-- - Is this for you? 532 00:26:49,912 --> 00:26:51,827 It's so obviously a joke. 533 00:26:51,871 --> 00:26:54,134 Where are the rest of the goddamn chat logs? 534 00:26:54,177 --> 00:26:56,266 - Did you sanction this? - Harv, come on. 535 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:57,572 It's on our merch site. 536 00:26:58,181 --> 00:26:59,182 What is merch site? 537 00:27:01,663 --> 00:27:03,360 If this doesn't get taken down, 538 00:27:03,404 --> 00:27:04,884 I'm not going out there. 539 00:27:04,927 --> 00:27:06,799 - It's just a thong. - What... 540 00:27:06,842 --> 00:27:07,887 Andie! 541 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:15,285 No. No, no. No. 542 00:27:15,329 --> 00:27:17,026 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? 543 00:27:17,070 --> 00:27:18,593 What are you do-- Whoa, what is this? 544 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,421 - I'm not going out there... - Wait, wait, Del. But I-- I-- 545 00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:21,857 ...until this gets taken down. 546 00:27:21,901 --> 00:27:23,554 I-- I need you today. Our new decoy did not show. 547 00:27:23,598 --> 00:27:24,643 This is on our website. 548 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:25,948 Let me see, don't do this to me-- 549 00:27:25,992 --> 00:27:27,080 'Cause we need you to bind up. 550 00:27:29,082 --> 00:27:30,170 Hi. 551 00:27:30,213 --> 00:27:32,172 Whoa. Who the fuck are you? 552 00:27:32,215 --> 00:27:34,783 Oh. Oh, hi. 553 00:27:34,827 --> 00:27:35,958 - You're Andie? - Hi. 554 00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:37,307 - I'm Dan. - What are you wearing? 555 00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:39,005 - What are you wearing? - I, uh-- 556 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,441 - You need to change. - Bogey. 557 00:27:40,484 --> 00:27:41,660 Yo, Crazy Frog is here. 558 00:27:41,703 --> 00:27:44,663 Uh, graphic tee and swim trunks. 559 00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,142 Okay, come on. 560 00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:47,709 Okay, Dan. 561 00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:50,930 So you are playing a 13-year-old named Peter. 562 00:27:50,973 --> 00:27:52,366 Peter. 563 00:27:52,409 --> 00:27:55,412 And you have been chatting with this man online. 564 00:27:55,456 --> 00:27:57,632 - Okay. - And he likes cats. 565 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,026 - Cats. - And he has a sweet tooth. 566 00:28:00,069 --> 00:28:02,028 All you need to do-- 567 00:28:02,071 --> 00:28:03,856 Is get him to the kitchen island. 568 00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:05,292 - Okay. - And then Chris will 569 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:09,644 come in and you will go out. 570 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,167 - Oh, Jesus. - Chris comes in, I go-- 571 00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:12,560 - Okay, puka shell-- - Out. That-- that's it. 572 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:13,735 Puka shell. Puka shell. Puka shell. 573 00:28:13,779 --> 00:28:14,867 - We're all out. - No puka shell? 574 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:20,655 Okay. Dan, do you understand? 575 00:28:23,353 --> 00:28:25,094 Is there maybe time for a rehearsal? 576 00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:26,922 We're gonna shoot the rehearsal. 577 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:32,101 Uh... 578 00:28:54,123 --> 00:28:55,385 Come in. 579 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,350 Peter? 580 00:29:05,395 --> 00:29:07,049 Is that you? 581 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:08,659 Hi. 582 00:29:10,226 --> 00:29:11,271 Yeah, it's me. 583 00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:13,752 You look different. 584 00:29:17,364 --> 00:29:18,800 Way different. 585 00:29:21,542 --> 00:29:22,543 Maybe. 586 00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:26,068 Sorry, I'm sort of nervous. 587 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,853 You're even hotter than your pictures. 588 00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:31,030 Did you change your hair or something? 589 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:37,601 I've been out in the sun. 590 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,735 - That's cool. - Wanna go over here? 591 00:29:42,476 --> 00:29:44,826 - Where? - I guess I thought, um, 592 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:47,916 maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 593 00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:51,050 Okay. 594 00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:53,617 Do-- do you have any water? 595 00:29:55,576 --> 00:29:56,795 I'll see what I can do. 596 00:30:00,189 --> 00:30:01,408 By the way... 597 00:30:06,152 --> 00:30:09,938 ...I brought something. 598 00:30:09,982 --> 00:30:11,244 Oh, yeah? 599 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,562 Wow. 600 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:30,350 Okay. 601 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,267 Primetime, baby. 602 00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:36,312 He did not disappoint. 603 00:30:36,356 --> 00:30:37,531 What's going on here? 604 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:40,316 Why don't you have a seat right there? 605 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:47,410 Wanna explain yourself? 606 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,984 Running around, looking for a cat, 607 00:30:57,333 --> 00:31:00,032 spraying whipped cream all over yourself. 608 00:31:01,468 --> 00:31:03,687 What's going on in your mind? 609 00:31:05,646 --> 00:31:06,560 What would've happened 610 00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:08,736 if I wasn't here? 611 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:10,477 Something would've happened. 612 00:31:11,304 --> 00:31:12,479 Something like? 613 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:15,395 Something along sexual lines. 614 00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:17,571 Crazy Frog. 615 00:31:17,614 --> 00:31:18,964 Something like 616 00:31:19,007 --> 00:31:20,879 you would've had sex with an underage teen? 617 00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:24,360 Okay. I don't know if we would've done that. 618 00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:27,363 Sir, your penis is already out. 619 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:28,495 Hey. 620 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:29,844 Hey. 621 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,280 You were amazing. 622 00:31:31,324 --> 00:31:32,368 Oh, thanks. 623 00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:33,979 You're a movie star. 624 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:35,719 - Thank you. - Yeah. 625 00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:38,809 You are a natural. 626 00:31:38,853 --> 00:31:40,507 - Okay. - Yeah. 627 00:31:40,550 --> 00:31:41,987 Amazing. 628 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:43,336 Thank you. 629 00:31:43,379 --> 00:31:45,947 I get stress migraines. I don't know if you do. 630 00:31:47,601 --> 00:31:49,037 Maybe. Maybe. 631 00:31:49,951 --> 00:31:50,952 Thank you. 632 00:31:53,824 --> 00:31:55,348 You were so good. 633 00:31:55,391 --> 00:31:56,610 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 634 00:31:56,653 --> 00:31:57,916 - Thanks. - Yeah. 635 00:31:57,959 --> 00:31:59,308 I mean it. 636 00:31:59,352 --> 00:32:00,570 - Yeah. - Yeah. 637 00:32:02,659 --> 00:32:03,704 - We're doing a story... - Yeah. 638 00:32:03,747 --> 00:32:04,879 ...on adults 639 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,750 who try to meet young teens online. 640 00:32:06,794 --> 00:32:08,535 It's okay. It's okay. 641 00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:11,973 It happens to us all. 642 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:15,150 Obviously, you're free to go, 643 00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:17,022 but please take the cream. 644 00:32:18,980 --> 00:32:20,503 I like this new decoy. 645 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:21,940 Didn't freeze up like the last one. 646 00:32:21,983 --> 00:32:23,463 Yeah. I think he might walk. 647 00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:25,073 Oh, goddamn it, Andie. Not again. 648 00:32:25,117 --> 00:32:26,292 Well-- I-- I need that one. 649 00:32:26,335 --> 00:32:27,858 He's perfect for Jersey Shore. 650 00:32:27,902 --> 00:32:31,950 Um... I agree, but for his first time, that was a lot, 651 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,995 and if we do have to inform the network, 652 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:36,041 the optics are really not good. 653 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:39,131 So can you talk to him? 654 00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:42,134 What? No. I have somewhere to be. 655 00:32:42,177 --> 00:32:44,136 Uh, in Fort Myers? Where? 656 00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:47,878 I have a life, Andie. 657 00:32:49,228 --> 00:32:52,013 Okay. Uh, can you talk to him first? 658 00:32:52,057 --> 00:32:55,538 I think that reassurance coming from you, 659 00:32:55,582 --> 00:32:58,977 maybe at the hotel bar, maybe a nice Macallan, 660 00:33:00,195 --> 00:33:03,198 and maybe you expense it. Maybe I don't tell. 661 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:19,954 Dan Plum. 662 00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:20,999 Chris Hansen. 663 00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:23,175 How're you doing? 664 00:33:23,218 --> 00:33:24,567 I'm okay. 665 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:29,355 It's a big day. 666 00:33:31,487 --> 00:33:32,706 Do you want some wine, Dan? 667 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,360 Uh. Bud Light? 668 00:33:34,403 --> 00:33:35,709 Bud Light would be nice. 669 00:33:35,752 --> 00:33:37,537 Relax, it's on NBC. 670 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:41,584 B-- Budweiser, then. 671 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,109 Macallan, neat. 672 00:33:49,810 --> 00:33:51,507 How long you been acting, Dan? 673 00:33:51,551 --> 00:33:54,032 Uh, four years. 674 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:55,294 Four years professionally, 675 00:33:55,337 --> 00:33:59,080 but I've-- I've dreamt of it my entire life. 676 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:02,692 Um, musical theater mainly. 677 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:03,780 Uh. 678 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:06,566 Different world. 679 00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:12,833 I hate feeling like I'm not up to the task. 680 00:34:16,663 --> 00:34:19,796 It-- it matters a lot to me to-- to do a good job. 681 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:22,799 Look... 682 00:34:23,583 --> 00:34:25,715 what were you hoping 683 00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:28,762 to achieve from this experience? 684 00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:33,462 Uh, something for my reel. 685 00:34:35,856 --> 00:34:37,945 More than that um, a credit. 686 00:34:37,988 --> 00:34:39,207 - Mm-hmm. - That would be 687 00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:40,513 really helpful for getting my union card 688 00:34:40,556 --> 00:34:43,037 and representation. 689 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,473 Thank you. 690 00:34:44,517 --> 00:34:45,518 Dan. 691 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,088 Do you know what your credit is on this show? 692 00:34:52,568 --> 00:34:53,700 Peter? 693 00:34:55,354 --> 00:34:56,398 Peter? 694 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,357 Uh, my character from today? 695 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,229 No. 696 00:35:01,273 --> 00:35:02,448 No. 697 00:35:02,491 --> 00:35:03,710 Superhero. 698 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,365 That's your credit. 699 00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:11,500 Dan, what, what you're doing is more than acting. 700 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,634 It's much more. 701 00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:19,334 You're-- you're here with us, and you're-- 702 00:35:19,378 --> 00:35:20,466 you're saving children. 703 00:35:23,512 --> 00:35:24,774 Yeah. 704 00:35:31,564 --> 00:35:32,913 Dan. 705 00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:33,957 Daniel. 706 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,788 Dan. 707 00:35:38,832 --> 00:35:44,185 Danny. Danny, uh, Decoy Dan. 708 00:35:44,229 --> 00:35:45,926 - Decoy Dan? - Decoy Dan. 709 00:35:45,969 --> 00:35:47,406 - Decoy Dan. - Decoy Dan. 710 00:35:48,537 --> 00:35:49,669 That's your credit. 711 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:53,063 Decoy Dan. 712 00:35:53,107 --> 00:35:54,152 Decoy Dan. 713 00:36:04,074 --> 00:36:08,601 You remind me of my son, but uh, older. 714 00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:09,645 Oh. 715 00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:11,647 Thanks. 716 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:16,783 ♪ Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous ♪ 717 00:36:16,826 --> 00:36:21,527 ♪ Kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty ♪ 718 00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,790 ♪ Brave, clean, and ha... 719 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,400 Oh, uh... 720 00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:31,319 the uh, respectful? 721 00:36:31,363 --> 00:36:32,886 Close. 722 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,236 Reverent. 723 00:36:35,758 --> 00:36:36,846 Reverent. 724 00:36:36,890 --> 00:36:38,239 I knew you were a Boy Scout. 725 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:40,372 How long did you do it for? 726 00:36:40,415 --> 00:36:42,809 Maybe like two years or something like that. 727 00:36:45,594 --> 00:36:47,466 It's a sign of strong character. 728 00:36:49,381 --> 00:36:50,425 Goodnight. 729 00:36:50,469 --> 00:36:51,513 Goodnight. 730 00:36:54,690 --> 00:36:56,953 Sorry, can I just ask, is that an acting totem? 731 00:36:56,997 --> 00:36:58,999 What? Your bracelet. 732 00:36:59,042 --> 00:37:00,130 Is it-- 733 00:37:03,351 --> 00:37:04,918 Nothing I do is acting, Dan. 734 00:37:07,877 --> 00:37:12,578 - Right. I-- - Got it in India, 1996. 735 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:15,798 I was doing a story on child slave labor. 736 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:18,801 It won an Emmy. 737 00:37:21,021 --> 00:37:24,590 Predator has never earned an Emmy, 738 00:37:26,026 --> 00:37:28,594 nor any of the serious recognition it deserves. 739 00:37:35,383 --> 00:37:37,559 But I think that's all about to change. 740 00:37:41,041 --> 00:37:42,129 - All right. - All right. 741 00:37:42,172 --> 00:37:43,261 All right. 742 00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,133 I'll see you tomorrow. 743 00:37:46,176 --> 00:37:47,265 See you tomorrow. 744 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,413 Okay. 745 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,285 One down. 746 00:38:27,783 --> 00:38:28,871 Hello? 747 00:38:28,915 --> 00:38:29,959 Oh, hey, Andie. 748 00:38:30,003 --> 00:38:32,179 This is Patty Patterson from ABC. 749 00:38:32,222 --> 00:38:33,746 Sorry, am I interrupting something? 750 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:34,964 No. 751 00:38:35,008 --> 00:38:36,705 I don't think we've met, but-- 752 00:38:36,749 --> 00:38:39,882 Oh, uh, we have, actually. 753 00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:42,581 The Murrow Awards last year. 754 00:38:42,624 --> 00:38:44,147 Right. Ugh, my brain. 755 00:38:46,236 --> 00:38:48,238 Anyway, we wanted to congratulate you 756 00:38:48,282 --> 00:38:49,805 on the new time slot. 757 00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:52,504 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 758 00:38:52,547 --> 00:38:55,550 I saw Jeff just pitched it to the ad men. 759 00:38:55,594 --> 00:38:56,812 Not-- not sure if you're aware, 760 00:38:56,856 --> 00:38:57,944 but we've been working on a show 761 00:38:57,987 --> 00:38:59,902 for the same night. 762 00:38:59,946 --> 00:39:01,251 Uh-huh. 763 00:39:01,295 --> 00:39:02,644 And we have been so impressed 764 00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:03,950 by your work on Predator, 765 00:39:03,993 --> 00:39:06,431 we would love to pick your brain. 766 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,823 I was wondering if you'd be free 767 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:09,347 for a drink or a-- 768 00:39:09,390 --> 00:39:11,131 You know what's better than a drink? 769 00:39:11,174 --> 00:39:12,393 A sushi roll. 770 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:13,655 Well, that's not possible. 771 00:39:13,699 --> 00:39:16,484 I'm-- I'm shooting in Fort Myers. 772 00:39:16,528 --> 00:39:17,659 That is crazy. 773 00:39:17,703 --> 00:39:20,967 I will be in Florida tomorrow. 774 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:23,186 Uh, not tomorrow? 775 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:24,318 Yeah, sounds great. 776 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:25,580 So I'll see you tomorrow evening. 777 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,671 Evening? Uh, hey, okay. 778 00:39:44,077 --> 00:39:45,470 Look, I don't mean to upset you, Kristyn, 779 00:39:45,513 --> 00:39:48,255 but we can still have a nice dinner as friends. 780 00:39:48,298 --> 00:39:49,604 Like... 781 00:39:49,648 --> 00:39:50,649 Friends? 782 00:39:52,085 --> 00:39:53,129 Hmm. 783 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:12,410 So none of this meant anything to you? 784 00:40:12,453 --> 00:40:14,324 Not nothing, no. 785 00:40:14,368 --> 00:40:20,330 Uh, Kristyn, I-- I-- I want to be a part of your life. 786 00:40:20,374 --> 00:40:24,683 I do. I truly do, but I can only participate in, 787 00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:29,731 uh, obfuscated ways at a distance, you know? 788 00:40:31,167 --> 00:40:32,647 But uh... 789 00:40:35,389 --> 00:40:37,043 Kristyn, come on. 790 00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:40,089 Can I tempt you two with something sweet? 791 00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,830 Oh my God, you're Chris Hansen. 792 00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,832 - I'm a huge fan of your show. - Uh. 793 00:40:43,876 --> 00:40:45,486 But, I don't want to be in it, but uh-- 794 00:40:46,835 --> 00:40:49,098 Do-- did-- did you want anything for dessert? 795 00:40:49,142 --> 00:40:50,665 Do you have any cookies? 796 00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:52,667 I-- I can definitely ask the chef. 797 00:40:52,711 --> 00:40:54,321 No, I'm just-- just kidding around. 798 00:40:54,364 --> 00:40:56,628 Just never mind. 799 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:57,977 No, it was a joke. 800 00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,326 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah. 801 00:40:59,369 --> 00:41:00,762 Thank you so much for coming, Mr. Hansen. 802 00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:01,763 Thank you so much. 803 00:41:03,069 --> 00:41:05,550 Come on. Look, I have... 804 00:41:06,942 --> 00:41:09,989 I have a lot on the line right now. 805 00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,996 I love my wife. 806 00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:18,780 We don't need to make a scene, okay? 807 00:41:18,824 --> 00:41:20,173 We don't need to make a scene. 808 00:41:20,216 --> 00:41:22,654 Happy face. Happy. 809 00:41:22,697 --> 00:41:25,439 Look, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 810 00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:26,527 I'm gonna do everything 811 00:41:26,571 --> 00:41:27,702 in my power to make this right, 812 00:41:27,746 --> 00:41:29,008 I swear to God. 813 00:41:29,051 --> 00:41:30,575 Like I said, okay? 814 00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:32,664 Okay. Just shh. 815 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:35,580 Shh. 816 00:41:50,595 --> 00:41:52,379 Let me-- let me get you a cab. 817 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,730 Oh. Oh, God. 818 00:41:55,774 --> 00:41:57,906 Come on. Let's go. 819 00:41:57,950 --> 00:41:59,342 Okay. Okay. 820 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:04,565 ♪ Goodbye 821 00:42:04,609 --> 00:42:06,828 ♪ Wanna climb a mountain 822 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:10,353 Who is it? It's me. Can I come in? 823 00:42:12,268 --> 00:42:14,488 - One sec. - Verification call. 824 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:16,446 Check it out. 825 00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:23,715 Hey, man. 826 00:42:23,758 --> 00:42:25,281 Hey. There you are. 827 00:42:25,325 --> 00:42:26,805 I told you I was real. 828 00:42:26,848 --> 00:42:27,893 I like real. 829 00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:31,766 What do you think we should do next Monday? 830 00:42:31,810 --> 00:42:33,028 I don't know. 831 00:42:33,072 --> 00:42:36,641 Um, probably be shooting some hoops or something, 832 00:42:36,684 --> 00:42:38,860 so if you wanna shower together, 833 00:42:38,904 --> 00:42:40,209 that might be nice. 834 00:42:40,253 --> 00:42:44,039 Yeah. I can't wait for, uh, the adventure. 835 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:47,956 Cool. It's the uh, last house at the end of the cul-de-sac. 836 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,829 You can't miss it. It's boring like the other ones. 837 00:42:50,872 --> 00:42:52,831 Well, I can't wait. 838 00:42:52,874 --> 00:42:54,920 Cool. Oh, don't forget the weed. 839 00:42:54,963 --> 00:42:56,095 Oh, yeah. 840 00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:57,531 - It's gonna be great. - Cool. 841 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,098 All right. Later. Bye. 842 00:42:59,141 --> 00:43:00,882 Bye. 843 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,189 You have to smile, 844 00:43:03,232 --> 00:43:04,494 so they can hear it in your voice. 845 00:43:04,538 --> 00:43:05,887 Yeah, cool. 846 00:43:05,931 --> 00:43:06,932 Thanks. 847 00:43:14,156 --> 00:43:18,552 Look, if this is something you really wanna do, 848 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:23,949 you can't treat it like an acting gig, you know? 849 00:43:23,992 --> 00:43:28,170 The last decoy made it an episode and a half. 850 00:43:28,214 --> 00:43:31,173 Saw a predator who looked like his dad and walked off. 851 00:43:32,653 --> 00:43:35,743 You have to find ways to protect yourself. 852 00:43:37,789 --> 00:43:38,746 Yeah. 853 00:43:40,705 --> 00:43:41,662 Thanks. 854 00:43:44,143 --> 00:43:45,579 See you tomorrow. 855 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:46,667 Don't be late. 856 00:43:53,021 --> 00:43:54,327 - [ON TV] Hey. - [ON TV] Hey. 857 00:43:54,370 --> 00:43:55,894 Come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies. 858 00:43:55,937 --> 00:43:56,895 "Come right in, bro." 859 00:43:58,287 --> 00:43:59,506 Love your house. 860 00:43:59,549 --> 00:44:01,551 "Hey, come right in, bro. I'm baking cookies." 861 00:44:10,082 --> 00:44:11,605 "Hey, come right in, bro. 862 00:44:11,649 --> 00:44:13,999 I'm baking, I'm baking cookies." 863 00:44:19,874 --> 00:44:20,962 Hey, come on in. 864 00:44:21,006 --> 00:44:22,268 There's sweet tea on the table. 865 00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:25,967 Hey, come on in. 866 00:44:26,011 --> 00:44:27,577 There's sweet tea on the table. 867 00:44:27,621 --> 00:44:29,057 [ON TV] Did you bring any of that stuff 868 00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:30,319 we talked about? 869 00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:32,539 Hey, Marco. 870 00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:34,454 Did you bring the stuff we talked about? 871 00:44:34,497 --> 00:44:35,934 This your house? 872 00:44:35,977 --> 00:44:37,457 Uh, well, technically, my mommy and daddy's house. 873 00:44:38,632 --> 00:44:40,895 Hey, just hopped out of the shower. 874 00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:42,114 Just put a pizza in the oven. 875 00:44:42,157 --> 00:44:44,943 Just picture me naked and come on in. 876 00:44:44,986 --> 00:44:46,814 I could figure something out. 877 00:44:46,858 --> 00:44:48,076 Well, what about a root beer float? 878 00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,687 - Ooh. - I'll do that. 879 00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:50,905 Don't go anywhere. 880 00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:52,864 Oh, they're gonna love it. 881 00:44:52,907 --> 00:44:54,648 They're gonna love this. 882 00:44:55,344 --> 00:44:56,868 How you doing, Stanley? 883 00:44:56,911 --> 00:44:57,999 Are you Jeremy? 884 00:44:58,696 --> 00:44:59,958 Jeremy's talented tongue? 885 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:04,614 You nervous? That's okay. Me too. 886 00:45:04,658 --> 00:45:06,268 What did you think you-- 887 00:45:06,312 --> 00:45:07,922 Sorry, sorry. 888 00:45:11,796 --> 00:45:13,711 Decoy Dan. 889 00:45:13,754 --> 00:45:15,887 Yo, Christopher, I need to talk to you. 890 00:45:15,930 --> 00:45:17,802 Fat fucking tuna on the hook. 891 00:45:17,845 --> 00:45:19,412 Oh, really? 892 00:45:23,633 --> 00:45:25,374 Look, come here. 893 00:45:26,419 --> 00:45:27,420 Close the door. 894 00:45:29,944 --> 00:45:30,945 - Hey. Knock, knock. - Uh, what? 895 00:45:30,989 --> 00:45:32,947 - No, no, no. - What's shaking? 896 00:45:32,991 --> 00:45:34,253 It's okay. We're just having a... 897 00:45:37,169 --> 00:45:38,997 Okay. 898 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,479 So we got a fan letter from some flatfoot cop. 899 00:45:43,523 --> 00:45:45,612 "Dear Chris Hansen and the good men 900 00:45:45,655 --> 00:45:47,962 of the National Broadcasting Corporation." 901 00:45:49,616 --> 00:45:51,618 " My name is Michael Chachere." 902 00:45:58,016 --> 00:45:59,452 Headquarters, be advised, 903 00:45:59,495 --> 00:46:00,758 I locked myself out the unit. 904 00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:05,240 "I write to you today to thank you from the bottom 905 00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:07,286 of my heart for promoting goodness 906 00:46:07,329 --> 00:46:09,418 in this troubled world we live in." 907 00:46:12,508 --> 00:46:13,901 Yeah, I'll get the Jared special. 908 00:46:13,945 --> 00:46:16,599 "I also want to thank you for promoting respect 909 00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:19,080 for law enforcement in your programming. 910 00:46:20,255 --> 00:46:22,867 "What this world needs, in my opinion, 911 00:46:22,910 --> 00:46:25,086 is a good, hard look in the mirror." 912 00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:26,218 We were just talking. 913 00:46:27,654 --> 00:46:30,178 "But what is that, but your show?" 914 00:46:30,222 --> 00:46:31,310 [ON TV] Sorry. 915 00:46:31,353 --> 00:46:32,485 I didn't-- I swear I didn't know. 916 00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:37,620 "Should you ever find yourself down in Murphy, Texas, 917 00:46:37,664 --> 00:46:40,362 please know that you have a friendly face 918 00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:41,537 here in our precinct." 919 00:46:41,581 --> 00:46:43,191 "In our precinct. Best regards, Michael." 920 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:45,280 Michael Chachere. 921 00:46:45,324 --> 00:46:48,631 Chief, this could only look good for election season. 922 00:46:50,285 --> 00:46:52,331 What's the name of that program? 923 00:46:52,374 --> 00:46:53,593 How to Catch a Predator. 924 00:46:57,510 --> 00:46:59,338 Predator? 925 00:46:59,381 --> 00:47:02,210 Anyhow. They tried to get in touch with Andie, 926 00:47:02,254 --> 00:47:04,996 but when they couldn't, they reached out to me. 927 00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:06,562 Uh-uh, I have no missed calls. 928 00:47:06,606 --> 00:47:09,043 Whatever. They want us to come shoot in their town, 929 00:47:09,087 --> 00:47:12,742 so I start to trawl the area, and it's the same old shit. 930 00:47:12,786 --> 00:47:15,354 Factory worker, plumber, loser. Boring. 931 00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:18,270 But-- but then I catch something 932 00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:20,838 that's like nothing 933 00:47:21,534 --> 00:47:22,927 I've ever seen. 934 00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:26,756 This fish comes along, takes a bite, 935 00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,368 and then boom, vanishes. 936 00:47:29,411 --> 00:47:31,718 - He comes back, bites again. - 937 00:47:31,761 --> 00:47:34,460 But then, poof, gone. 938 00:47:35,374 --> 00:47:36,505 I never lose these guys, 939 00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:40,248 because they are usually fucking idiots, 940 00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:43,773 but this is not your average pedo. 941 00:47:43,817 --> 00:47:47,212 He was careful not to give anything away, but boy, 942 00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:48,953 did he love to chat. 943 00:47:49,605 --> 00:47:51,172 We battled. 944 00:47:51,216 --> 00:47:53,087 I tried every trick in the book, Chris. 945 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:56,308 I was reeling him in for hours, 946 00:47:56,351 --> 00:47:58,266 but he wouldn't take the bait. 947 00:47:58,310 --> 00:48:04,098 I was ready to give up, but then he slipped. 948 00:48:05,926 --> 00:48:09,277 A wake in Denton, Texas. 949 00:48:11,410 --> 00:48:12,977 So I did some digging. 950 00:48:13,020 --> 00:48:14,500 Ah. 951 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,897 The only one I could find was a private event 952 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:22,987 for government associates of a dead senator. 953 00:48:23,030 --> 00:48:24,727 ...of a dead senator. 954 00:48:24,771 --> 00:48:28,079 The most important suits in Texas. 955 00:48:28,122 --> 00:48:32,953 Chris, we've never caught a government operative before, 956 00:48:32,997 --> 00:48:35,347 a man on the inside. 957 00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:37,784 This, this is it. 958 00:48:38,741 --> 00:48:44,791 This guy's got to be CIA, NSA 959 00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:50,840 or he is at the highest levels of government. 960 00:48:54,670 --> 00:48:56,150 I mean, what are we talking about here? 961 00:48:56,194 --> 00:48:59,240 Are we talking about a mayor or a congressman or are we-- 962 00:48:59,284 --> 00:49:00,763 are we talking about the president? 963 00:49:09,076 --> 00:49:10,599 - So Chris-- - Hmm. 964 00:49:10,643 --> 00:49:13,124 We already have our schedule for the coming months, 965 00:49:13,167 --> 00:49:14,821 and the Jersey Shore is after this. 966 00:49:14,864 --> 00:49:16,779 Uh, that is a priority for the network. 967 00:49:16,823 --> 00:49:18,912 I have a feeling about this guy, Chris. 968 00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:21,088 I really do. 969 00:49:24,657 --> 00:49:26,920 No. It's not enough information to act. 970 00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:28,791 She's right. 971 00:49:28,835 --> 00:49:31,533 Keep looking and let me know if you have something more. 972 00:49:31,577 --> 00:49:34,101 I like it, psychic ability. 973 00:49:36,408 --> 00:49:38,584 Nice work. 974 00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:40,194 - Good producing. - Tell me about it. 975 00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:46,722 Fucking bitch. 976 00:49:48,115 --> 00:49:49,682 Could you show me the last couple of clips? 977 00:49:49,725 --> 00:49:52,206 Excuse me. Uh, T minus 10 minutes. 978 00:49:53,555 --> 00:49:55,775 Can you bring up the last couple of clips we shot? 979 00:49:55,818 --> 00:49:57,690 Oh, they were good. 980 00:49:57,733 --> 00:49:59,170 Well, I wa-- I'm thinking of trying something new. 981 00:49:59,213 --> 00:50:00,736 - I wanna see what I did. - They were good. 982 00:50:04,349 --> 00:50:07,221 "You just have to be very clean in your ass." 983 00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:08,396 Mm-hmm. 984 00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:09,528 Your ass? 985 00:50:09,571 --> 00:50:10,746 I think that's too far. 986 00:50:10,790 --> 00:50:13,532 Uh, stick to the suck and be sucked stuff. 987 00:50:13,575 --> 00:50:14,707 - Okay. - Yeah. 988 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,491 Okay. Thank you. 989 00:50:22,367 --> 00:50:23,803 God, this is insane. 990 00:50:27,328 --> 00:50:28,808 - Chris Hansen. - [ON PHONE] Hi, Chris. 991 00:50:28,851 --> 00:50:31,898 This is Brett Karinsky from the National Enquirer. 992 00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:32,986 - Uh-huh. - We just wanted 993 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,509 to give you the opportunity 994 00:50:34,553 --> 00:50:36,555 to comment before we run a story about you next week. 995 00:50:36,598 --> 00:50:39,384 Uh, and what is the story about? 996 00:50:40,602 --> 00:50:41,821 A young woman 997 00:50:41,864 --> 00:50:44,476 and your extramarital activities. 998 00:50:44,519 --> 00:50:47,174 - Does that ring a bell? - Uh. 999 00:50:47,218 --> 00:50:49,524 - If I call NBC-- - Uh. 1000 00:50:49,568 --> 00:50:52,571 What would they say about this? 1001 00:50:52,614 --> 00:50:55,226 America's favorite pervert catcher 1002 00:50:55,269 --> 00:50:57,880 sticking fingers where fingers shouldn't be stuck. 1003 00:50:57,924 --> 00:50:59,578 No. 1004 00:51:10,458 --> 00:51:11,590 Uh. 1005 00:51:14,636 --> 00:51:15,681 [ON PHONE] Hello? 1006 00:51:15,724 --> 00:51:16,769 Hi, Mary. Chris Hansen. 1007 00:51:16,812 --> 00:51:18,553 Yes, honey. I know. 1008 00:51:18,597 --> 00:51:21,382 Yeah, yeah. Sorry. Um-- 1009 00:51:21,426 --> 00:51:22,862 Hey, hey, Dad. 1010 00:51:22,905 --> 00:51:24,820 Hi, boys. Yeah. Hey, Dad. 1011 00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:28,085 Yeah, I was just calling to uh, talk to you 1012 00:51:28,128 --> 00:51:32,045 and um, just calling to talk to the boys. 1013 00:51:32,089 --> 00:51:34,308 Are you gonna come to my baseball game? 1014 00:51:56,113 --> 00:51:57,549 I'm just in here. 1015 00:52:16,437 --> 00:52:17,482 Hey. 1016 00:52:17,525 --> 00:52:19,397 Hi. 1017 00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:20,746 Trouble finding the place? 1018 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:23,314 Not really. 1019 00:52:25,316 --> 00:52:26,665 Oh, shoot. 1020 00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:27,970 Spilled soda on my shirt. 1021 00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:29,058 I'm gonna go change. 1022 00:52:29,102 --> 00:52:30,277 Be back in a sec. 1023 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,371 I've been chatting with him online 1024 00:52:37,415 --> 00:52:38,590 for a month now. 1025 00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:40,200 He's fucking heinous. 1026 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:41,810 How'd it look? 1027 00:52:41,854 --> 00:52:43,203 You were great. 1028 00:52:43,247 --> 00:52:45,031 If you guys get me the logs in 1029 00:52:45,074 --> 00:52:46,163 more advance next time, 1030 00:52:46,206 --> 00:52:48,077 I could use all of that stuff. 1031 00:52:48,121 --> 00:52:51,690 I could-- I could've kept him in there for 20 minutes. 1032 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:53,082 Daniel. Dan, enough. 1033 00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:55,259 Actually, do you have a Diet Coke? 1034 00:53:00,742 --> 00:53:01,917 Is Pepsi okay? 1035 00:53:04,442 --> 00:53:05,834 Why don't you have a seat right there? 1036 00:53:10,317 --> 00:53:11,884 Why don't you have a seat? 1037 00:53:15,322 --> 00:53:16,454 What are you doing here? 1038 00:53:19,935 --> 00:53:21,110 Sit down. 1039 00:53:26,899 --> 00:53:28,205 Sit down! 1040 00:53:31,164 --> 00:53:32,296 What are you doing here? 1041 00:53:35,473 --> 00:53:36,517 Nothing good. 1042 00:53:38,389 --> 00:53:39,781 What do you do for a living? 1043 00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:45,787 I'm a rabbi. 1044 00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:49,356 "I like sucking 1045 00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,053 - and being sucked." - He's off. 1046 00:53:51,097 --> 00:53:52,316 Where's that in the Bible? 1047 00:53:52,359 --> 00:53:54,405 The Old Testament or the New Testament? 1048 00:53:56,972 --> 00:54:01,760 Look, you're being very hostile to me. 1049 00:54:05,067 --> 00:54:09,985 Who gave you permission to do this? 1050 00:54:13,815 --> 00:54:15,339 You did this to yourself. 1051 00:54:17,079 --> 00:54:20,996 You know you don't have the right to do this. 1052 00:54:23,825 --> 00:54:26,306 Who do you think you are? 1053 00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:41,365 I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, 1054 00:54:41,408 --> 00:54:44,585 and we're doing a story on adults 1055 00:54:44,629 --> 00:54:47,196 who meet young teens online. 1056 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:50,025 You're doing this for television? 1057 00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:51,636 For television? 1058 00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:52,985 Oh. Get him out. 1059 00:54:53,028 --> 00:54:54,421 - There he is. - Get him out of here! 1060 00:54:54,465 --> 00:54:55,944 There he is. Oh, oh, fuck. 1061 00:54:56,989 --> 00:54:58,077 Get-- fuck. 1062 00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,165 Oh, that's amazing. 1063 00:54:59,208 --> 00:55:00,253 That is amazing. 1064 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:01,428 - It's gorgeous. - Yeah. 1065 00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:08,000 Hey, hey, hey. 1066 00:55:08,043 --> 00:55:09,567 He's not a leper. 1067 00:55:10,350 --> 00:55:11,830 He just touched you. 1068 00:55:15,834 --> 00:55:17,139 Doesn't that disgust you? 1069 00:55:19,925 --> 00:55:20,926 Yeah. 1070 00:55:23,798 --> 00:55:25,060 Why do you do this, Andie? 1071 00:55:31,589 --> 00:55:34,505 'Cause we're gonna be the number one show on TV. 1072 00:55:34,983 --> 00:55:36,985 Yeah? 1073 00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:38,683 We're gonna be the number one show on TV. 1074 00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:40,032 Ooh. 1075 00:55:40,075 --> 00:55:41,425 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 1076 00:55:46,168 --> 00:55:47,779 Number one show on TV. 1077 00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:56,353 I don't mean to sound harsh... 1078 00:55:59,704 --> 00:56:01,445 but if you had children, 1079 00:56:02,968 --> 00:56:04,361 you would understand. 1080 00:56:15,633 --> 00:56:18,200 Picture this. 1081 00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:21,029 You're in an IHOP eating alone, 1082 00:56:21,073 --> 00:56:24,206 and you notice a girl kinda hunched over, 1083 00:56:24,250 --> 00:56:29,037 and the mother is berating her for overeating pancakes. 1084 00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:31,388 She says, "You don't wanna be a fat pig." 1085 00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:33,433 And you-- you think to yourself, 1086 00:56:33,477 --> 00:56:35,870 "Oh God, this is pretty wrong." 1087 00:56:35,914 --> 00:56:38,525 And then the mother gets louder, more insulting, 1088 00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:41,180 and then finally the girl starts crying. 1089 00:56:41,963 --> 00:56:43,400 What would you do? 1090 00:56:46,098 --> 00:56:48,013 Um, 1091 00:56:48,056 --> 00:56:52,191 I might hand the daughter the number to social services 1092 00:56:52,234 --> 00:56:54,628 and tell her to eat whatever she likes. 1093 00:56:55,455 --> 00:56:56,935 And 1094 00:56:58,240 --> 00:57:01,330 then I might try to hurt the mother in some way. 1095 00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,160 Not physically, but um-- 1096 00:57:05,204 --> 00:57:08,033 Honey, that's the name of the show, 1097 00:57:08,076 --> 00:57:09,295 What Would You Do? 1098 00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:10,383 Oh. 1099 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:11,645 It's a-- 1100 00:57:11,689 --> 00:57:13,342 It's a hidden, it's a hidden camera show. 1101 00:57:13,386 --> 00:57:14,561 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, where we put 1102 00:57:14,605 --> 00:57:16,781 strangers in social situations, 1103 00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,435 but it's feel-good. 1104 00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:20,045 Do you know John Quinones? 1105 00:57:20,088 --> 00:57:22,177 Hi, sir. I'm John Quinones. 1106 00:57:22,221 --> 00:57:23,614 I'm John Quinones. 1107 00:57:23,657 --> 00:57:25,833 Shut it up. 1108 00:57:25,877 --> 00:57:28,445 He's incredible. He wants you. 1109 00:57:28,488 --> 00:57:29,750 Oh. 1110 00:57:29,794 --> 00:57:32,492 Well, I'm flattered obviously. 1111 00:57:32,536 --> 00:57:34,755 Um, I don't think I'm the kind of producer 1112 00:57:34,799 --> 00:57:36,714 that does well with feel-good stuff, 1113 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:38,019 and I also don't think 1114 00:57:38,063 --> 00:57:39,760 I'm the kind of producer that has a lot of respect 1115 00:57:39,804 --> 00:57:41,632 for people who wanna steal my show. 1116 00:57:43,024 --> 00:57:45,244 Okay. Okay. Great. 1117 00:57:47,028 --> 00:57:50,597 Look, I dominated a-- a-- a-- a lot of space 1118 00:57:50,641 --> 00:57:53,339 at this network. I-- I'd say the majority of shows 1119 00:57:53,382 --> 00:57:55,036 that have been successful in the last 10 years 1120 00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,516 I've had a hand in. 1121 00:57:56,560 --> 00:57:58,736 I know the feeling, and I know that you think 1122 00:57:58,779 --> 00:58:02,914 you're just walking the same path, 1123 00:58:02,957 --> 00:58:05,917 but Chris is not the guy to hold hands with. 1124 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,441 He is not that guy. 1125 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,965 You know, I met Chris once, 1126 00:58:11,009 --> 00:58:13,141 and it's weird, he didn't even mention you. 1127 00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:17,232 Makes me question if he understands 1128 00:58:17,276 --> 00:58:19,104 what you're worth. 1129 00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:21,498 I just wanna protect you, you know? 1130 00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:30,028 Chris Hansen. 1131 00:58:30,071 --> 00:58:31,290 [ON PHONE] Hey, Chris. 1132 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,900 Hi, Jeff. 1133 00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:33,945 Do me a favor. 1134 00:58:33,988 --> 00:58:35,120 Hmm. 1135 00:58:35,163 --> 00:58:36,425 Go to your TV. 1136 00:58:36,469 --> 00:58:38,166 Turn on ABC. 1137 00:58:38,210 --> 00:58:39,472 Mmm-hmm. 1138 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,169 Tell me what you see. 1139 00:58:41,213 --> 00:58:42,214 Lost. 1140 00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:46,958 It's polar bears. 1141 00:58:47,001 --> 00:58:48,481 Yeah. These polar bears 1142 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:50,439 are gonna fucking kill us, Chris. 1143 00:58:50,483 --> 00:58:51,745 Uh-- 1144 00:58:51,789 --> 00:58:53,617 I know people look up to you, 1145 00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:55,314 but I'm gonna be frank with you right now. 1146 00:58:55,357 --> 00:58:57,664 This new material, it ain't cutting it. 1147 00:58:57,708 --> 00:59:04,410 Jeff, we have something very special on the line. 1148 00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:08,066 A real "man on the inside" kind of story. 1149 00:59:09,284 --> 00:59:10,851 Wait, wh-- what? Stone's here? 1150 00:59:10,895 --> 00:59:13,027 All right. Just tell him I'll be right there. 1151 00:59:13,071 --> 00:59:14,594 Hey, sorry Chris, I gotta run. 1152 00:59:20,034 --> 00:59:21,035 Xavier. 1153 00:59:22,646 --> 00:59:24,169 - Fuck. - Xavier. 1154 00:59:24,212 --> 00:59:25,300 Shit. 1155 00:59:25,344 --> 00:59:26,867 Did you find him? 1156 00:59:26,911 --> 00:59:28,782 What? 1157 00:59:28,826 --> 00:59:30,610 The fish. Did you find him? 1158 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:33,178 - The-- the fish? - The fish, in the CIA. 1159 00:59:34,483 --> 00:59:36,007 Come in. Fuck. 1160 00:59:36,050 --> 00:59:37,791 Give me a second here. 1161 00:59:37,835 --> 00:59:39,750 Andie's been so up my 1162 00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:43,101 fucking ass. I've been trawling balls deep all day. 1163 00:59:43,144 --> 00:59:44,232 Who is he? 1164 00:59:44,276 --> 00:59:47,279 So I had him on the hook, right? 1165 00:59:47,322 --> 00:59:50,238 But every time I tried to track him, okay, 1166 00:59:50,282 --> 00:59:51,762 I kept getting blocked. 1167 00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:55,287 Xavier, I need you to guarantee 1168 00:59:55,330 --> 00:59:59,987 that he has to be extremely, extremely important. 1169 01:00:00,031 --> 01:00:02,076 A hundred percent. This is big. 1170 01:00:02,773 --> 01:00:03,817 The biggest. 1171 01:00:04,644 --> 01:00:05,689 A whale. 1172 01:00:05,732 --> 01:00:06,907 You think it's a whale? 1173 01:00:06,951 --> 01:00:08,561 A whale, definitely. 1174 01:00:09,954 --> 01:00:11,129 Okay. Okay. 1175 01:00:11,172 --> 01:00:12,870 These are the chats. 1176 01:00:25,796 --> 01:00:27,188 How can we catch him? 1177 01:00:27,232 --> 01:00:29,843 We have to go there and be the bait, 1178 01:00:29,887 --> 01:00:31,889 because I can tell you one thing, 1179 01:00:31,932 --> 01:00:35,109 he's not coming to the fucking Jersey Shore. 1180 01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:39,113 You can't go over my head to relocate shoots, Chris. 1181 01:00:39,157 --> 01:00:41,986 Do you realize what that communicates to the network? 1182 01:00:42,029 --> 01:00:45,642 It makes me look like I don't know what I am doing. 1183 01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:48,645 We had a full docket of guys coming to the Jersey Shore. 1184 01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:50,211 The flight is now boarding. 1185 01:00:50,255 --> 01:00:52,387 We have no plan. 1186 01:00:52,431 --> 01:00:56,043 We are chasing a man without a name. 1187 01:00:56,087 --> 01:00:57,131 Guys, the-- 1188 01:00:57,175 --> 01:00:58,437 sorry to interrupt. 1189 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,308 Uh, does the show cover snacks for the flight? 1190 01:01:00,352 --> 01:01:01,440 I'd love to grab some gum 1191 01:01:01,483 --> 01:01:04,051 if it's not too much of a thing. 1192 01:01:04,095 --> 01:01:05,270 Yeah? 1193 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,364 Sorry. Thanks, thank you. 1194 01:01:12,407 --> 01:01:13,452 Saddam Hussein's verdict 1195 01:01:13,495 --> 01:01:15,497 speeds through deliberation. 1196 01:01:15,541 --> 01:01:18,370 Political leaders urge for calm in the streets 1197 01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:21,242 as Saddam prepares to get what he deserves. 1198 01:01:21,286 --> 01:01:22,896 An open-ended curfew... 1199 01:01:29,381 --> 01:01:31,035 What's going on with you? 1200 01:01:36,431 --> 01:01:38,346 I need to do something big. 1201 01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:40,087 Bigger than Lost. 1202 01:01:40,131 --> 01:01:41,306 [ON TV] I'm Stone Phillips 1203 01:01:41,349 --> 01:01:43,177 and this is Dateline NBC. 1204 01:01:44,309 --> 01:01:45,702 In Murphy, 1205 01:01:45,745 --> 01:01:48,705 we got more firepower than Satan himself. 1206 01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:50,924 M4 carbine, 1207 01:01:52,230 --> 01:01:53,797 HandK MP5, 1208 01:01:54,928 --> 01:01:57,844 grenade launcher, you name it. 1209 01:01:57,888 --> 01:02:01,892 Many of us here served together during Desert Storm. 1210 01:02:02,980 --> 01:02:05,373 I can assure you, Mr. Hansen, 1211 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:06,679 you're not gonna find 1212 01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:09,247 a police force with more oomph. 1213 01:02:09,290 --> 01:02:12,293 And after this show airs on Wednesday night, 1214 01:02:12,337 --> 01:02:15,340 no pervert will dare set foot in Murphy again. 1215 01:02:15,383 --> 01:02:16,733 After we're done, 1216 01:02:18,212 --> 01:02:20,562 this will be the safest town in America. 1217 01:02:21,868 --> 01:02:23,522 Now let's have some barbecue. 1218 01:02:25,654 --> 01:02:26,786 Chief Gunn? 1219 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:29,441 It's nice to put the face with the face. 1220 01:02:29,484 --> 01:02:32,096 I gotta tell you, hoss, they don't wanna give us funding. 1221 01:02:32,139 --> 01:02:33,575 That's awful. And this is 1222 01:02:33,619 --> 01:02:35,447 really, really gonna help us out a lot. 1223 01:02:35,490 --> 01:02:36,622 Thank you so, so much. 1224 01:02:36,665 --> 01:02:37,884 - What's your name, hoss? - This is my team. 1225 01:02:37,928 --> 01:02:38,885 Xavier Von Erck. 1226 01:02:38,929 --> 01:02:39,973 - Xavier. - Yes. 1227 01:02:40,017 --> 01:02:41,453 All right. Are you not hot, hoss? 1228 01:02:41,496 --> 01:02:42,671 - No, no. - Xavier's the reason 1229 01:02:42,715 --> 01:02:44,412 we're all here. This is Dan Plum. 1230 01:02:44,456 --> 01:02:45,805 He is one of our operatives. 1231 01:02:45,849 --> 01:02:47,720 - Dan Plum. Actor. - Del Harvey. It's an honor. 1232 01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:48,982 All right. Honor's all mine. 1233 01:02:49,026 --> 01:02:50,462 Now what does that mean, "Nin"? 1234 01:02:50,505 --> 01:02:53,030 Uh, it's an industrial metal group, 1235 01:02:53,073 --> 01:02:54,379 uh, called, "Nine Inch Nails". 1236 01:02:54,422 --> 01:02:55,772 Gator, bring the cuffs. 1237 01:02:55,815 --> 01:02:57,208 She's got nine-inch nails on her. 1238 01:02:57,251 --> 01:02:58,949 Yeah, that's right. 1239 01:02:58,992 --> 01:03:00,777 And hi, I am Andie Bender. 1240 01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:02,039 - Andie Bender. - I am a producer, 1241 01:03:02,082 --> 01:03:03,388 and it's so wonderful to be here. 1242 01:03:03,431 --> 01:03:04,824 - Nice to meet you. - I'm so excited. 1243 01:03:04,868 --> 01:03:06,478 I really wanna check out your equipment here. 1244 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:09,176 Well, come on, hoss. Let me show you how this works. 1245 01:03:09,220 --> 01:03:11,265 I'd love to meet-- kind of meet in private. 1246 01:03:11,309 --> 01:03:13,093 I mean, this is really sort of my operation. 1247 01:03:13,137 --> 01:03:14,442 Sure. So it'd be really good 1248 01:03:14,486 --> 01:03:15,792 to sort of coordinate our efforts. 1249 01:03:15,835 --> 01:03:17,402 Yeah, let's coordinate. 1250 01:03:17,445 --> 01:03:20,492 So you can sound like a little boy. 1251 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:21,885 Or a little girl. 1252 01:03:23,103 --> 01:03:24,670 It depends on what they want me to be. 1253 01:03:24,713 --> 01:03:27,151 I'm kind of a mirror to reflect back at them 1254 01:03:27,194 --> 01:03:28,239 what they want. 1255 01:03:28,282 --> 01:03:29,588 I'm Chris Hansen-- 1256 01:03:30,981 --> 01:03:32,547 With Dateline NBC, and we're doing a story 1257 01:03:32,591 --> 01:03:34,854 on adults who like to meet young teens online. 1258 01:03:35,986 --> 01:03:37,335 [ON TV] And next week, 1259 01:03:37,378 --> 01:03:39,293 the Predator team is in Fort Myers, Florida. 1260 01:03:40,860 --> 01:03:42,253 [ON TV] While you may have thought the stories 1261 01:03:42,296 --> 01:03:43,602 this week were unusual. 1262 01:03:43,645 --> 01:03:45,125 The story of the man you'll meet next week... 1263 01:03:45,169 --> 01:03:46,213 - Peter? - ...is 1264 01:03:46,257 --> 01:03:47,736 downright bizarre. 1265 01:03:47,780 --> 01:03:50,043 I guess I thought maybe we could hang out in the kitchen. 1266 01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:52,219 This potential predator walks into the house... 1267 01:03:52,263 --> 01:03:53,481 I brought something. 1268 01:03:53,525 --> 01:03:55,048 Oh, yeah? Takes off his clothes 1269 01:03:55,092 --> 01:03:57,137 and whips out a common dessert ingredient, 1270 01:03:57,181 --> 01:03:58,660 much to the surprise of our decoy... 1271 01:03:58,704 --> 01:03:59,836 What's going on here? 1272 01:03:59,879 --> 01:04:01,054 ...who, after this episode, 1273 01:04:01,098 --> 01:04:02,926 may never order a hot fudge sundae again. 1274 01:04:05,406 --> 01:04:07,060 Yeah! Whoo! 1275 01:04:07,104 --> 01:04:08,932 Cheers, buddy. Cherry popped, baby. 1276 01:04:08,975 --> 01:04:10,063 Yeah! 1277 01:04:10,107 --> 01:04:11,499 - Yeah! - Whoo! 1278 01:04:23,468 --> 01:04:24,556 Hello? 1279 01:04:24,599 --> 01:04:26,297 [ON PHONE] Hey. What's up? 1280 01:04:26,340 --> 01:04:27,951 I'm-- I'm naked. 1281 01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:29,213 We met on TV. 1282 01:04:29,256 --> 01:04:31,084 I'm that pervert that showed you, 1283 01:04:31,128 --> 01:04:32,956 showed you my penis. 1284 01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:34,522 And now I'm in prison. 1285 01:04:34,566 --> 01:04:35,872 Please let me out. 1286 01:04:35,915 --> 01:04:39,310 Dude, it's me. It's Troy. 1287 01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:40,354 Don't worry. 1288 01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:42,617 You saw my teaser? 1289 01:04:42,661 --> 01:04:44,706 [ON PHONE] Me and Amanda, and fucking Sobo 1290 01:04:44,750 --> 01:04:47,884 and Christian, Rajiv, we're all freaking partying. 1291 01:04:47,927 --> 01:04:49,755 We just watched it, man. 1292 01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:52,062 W-- what'd you think? Did you think I was good? 1293 01:04:53,802 --> 01:04:55,282 I mean, 1294 01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:58,329 yeah, it doesn't matter, right? 1295 01:05:00,853 --> 01:05:02,594 What do you mean it doesn't matter? 1296 01:05:04,813 --> 01:05:06,728 What kind of answer is that? 1297 01:05:06,772 --> 01:05:08,339 Dude, I mean, like, 1298 01:05:08,382 --> 01:05:10,080 here's the thing is that you were only on screen 1299 01:05:10,123 --> 01:05:12,212 for like, 0.1 seconds. 1300 01:05:12,256 --> 01:05:14,432 Being all scared of a predator. 1301 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:17,522 Yeah, that's the character. That-- that's the point. 1302 01:05:17,565 --> 01:05:19,350 As your friend, I'm proud, 1303 01:05:19,393 --> 01:05:20,612 but if I was a random viewer, 1304 01:05:20,655 --> 01:05:23,920 I would think absolutely 0.0% about you. 1305 01:05:25,051 --> 01:05:26,357 I mean, dude, here's the thing. 1306 01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,098 You were on TV. 1307 01:05:28,141 --> 01:05:29,751 I wish I was on TV. 1308 01:05:29,795 --> 01:05:31,231 That would be amazing. 1309 01:05:31,275 --> 01:05:33,842 Maybe you're not on TV, 'cause you're a bad actor. 1310 01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:35,844 What'd you say? 1311 01:05:35,888 --> 01:05:37,411 I know you don't mean that shit, dude-- 1312 01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:11,663 [ON VOICEMAIL] Hi, you've reached the Hansens. 1313 01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:14,579 We're so sorry we can't come to the phone right now, 1314 01:06:14,622 --> 01:06:16,624 but please leave a message... 1315 01:06:16,668 --> 01:06:18,844 And we hope you have a wonderful day. 1316 01:07:00,538 --> 01:07:01,539 Sorry. 1317 01:07:08,198 --> 01:07:09,677 Try not to be afraid of the ball. 1318 01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:24,736 It's weird seeing myself on TV. 1319 01:07:24,779 --> 01:07:27,913 I think also my-- my friends don't really understand. 1320 01:07:27,956 --> 01:07:29,480 Sorry. 1321 01:07:29,523 --> 01:07:30,655 I can get it. 1322 01:07:30,698 --> 01:07:31,830 It's all right. 1323 01:07:31,873 --> 01:07:33,571 My friends don't really understand 1324 01:07:33,614 --> 01:07:34,659 what I'm doing here. 1325 01:07:38,706 --> 01:07:40,186 How could they understand, Dan? 1326 01:07:43,798 --> 01:07:44,799 Here. 1327 01:07:52,372 --> 01:07:53,765 I want you to have this. 1328 01:07:56,115 --> 01:07:57,682 I think it's a little big. 1329 01:07:57,725 --> 01:07:58,857 You'll grow into it. 1330 01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:02,208 Close your eyes. 1331 01:08:06,952 --> 01:08:09,259 It's 1996. 1332 01:08:11,043 --> 01:08:12,349 You're in Pandalam. 1333 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:15,221 It's in India. 1334 01:08:18,529 --> 01:08:19,965 At a cottage bar. 1335 01:08:21,488 --> 01:08:24,622 A few drinks in, a local approaches you 1336 01:08:24,665 --> 01:08:27,407 and asks if you're covering missing children. 1337 01:08:29,279 --> 01:08:31,237 You don't know what he's talking about, 1338 01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:32,760 so he tells you. 1339 01:08:40,464 --> 01:08:43,075 All across the southern state of India, 1340 01:08:44,685 --> 01:08:46,687 children are disappearing at night. 1341 01:08:51,344 --> 01:08:52,650 It's clinical. 1342 01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:55,305 No village ever hit twice. 1343 01:08:55,348 --> 01:08:56,654 Nadip? 1344 01:08:56,697 --> 01:08:58,438 No suspects. 1345 01:08:58,482 --> 01:09:00,397 Nadip? 1346 01:09:03,226 --> 01:09:04,923 So the villagers start turning on each other, 1347 01:09:04,966 --> 01:09:06,446 and the lynching begins. 1348 01:09:13,061 --> 01:09:15,499 In the surrounding jungle, 1349 01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:19,024 they find the children in bits. 1350 01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:20,504 Chris, can I open my eyes now? 1351 01:09:20,547 --> 01:09:21,766 No, not yet. 1352 01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:23,681 The authorities 1353 01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:26,510 said it was wolves. 1354 01:09:29,077 --> 01:09:30,688 But I found a witness. 1355 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:35,693 The young girl who gave me that bracelet, 1356 01:09:37,260 --> 01:09:38,652 she told me what she saw. 1357 01:09:40,785 --> 01:09:41,916 A darkness 1358 01:09:43,396 --> 01:09:44,832 that cannot be understood. 1359 01:09:44,876 --> 01:09:46,182 Nadip? 1360 01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:50,838 That exists outside of time and space. 1361 01:09:52,797 --> 01:09:54,190 Not a man, 1362 01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:57,889 a monster. 1363 01:10:01,980 --> 01:10:03,286 No one believed this girl, 1364 01:10:04,287 --> 01:10:05,810 but I did. 1365 01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:09,553 So you can tell your friends 1366 01:10:10,771 --> 01:10:12,730 that is what we're doing. 1367 01:10:14,122 --> 01:10:18,126 We're cleansing the world of an ancient evil, 1368 01:10:19,476 --> 01:10:23,393 and that evil waits for us in Murphy. 1369 01:10:26,744 --> 01:10:28,224 The whale? 1370 01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:29,834 The whale. 1371 01:10:33,185 --> 01:10:35,448 And he's an Indian guy? 1372 01:10:41,628 --> 01:10:42,934 Chris Hansen. 1373 01:10:42,977 --> 01:10:45,153 [ON PHONE] Chris. He messaged me, Chris. 1374 01:10:45,197 --> 01:10:46,285 He's coming. 1375 01:10:46,329 --> 01:10:47,808 We've gotta move. 1376 01:11:02,214 --> 01:11:03,781 "Are you playing with it? 1377 01:11:05,870 --> 01:11:07,263 "Masturbated today? 1378 01:11:09,221 --> 01:11:11,484 "Have you masturbated today? 1379 01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:12,877 "Have you masturbated?" 1380 01:11:13,704 --> 01:11:15,227 Who-- who called you all? 1381 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,663 Xavier. 1382 01:11:16,707 --> 01:11:18,535 Look, I know that, that we were set to go tomorrow, 1383 01:11:18,578 --> 01:11:19,927 - and the bogey's coming now-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1384 01:11:19,971 --> 01:11:22,234 But listen, my hands are tied. I've got four Sonys 1385 01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:23,627 - in the living room and I-- - Uh-huh, yeah. 1386 01:11:24,802 --> 01:11:26,717 Three Sonys. Goddamn it. 1387 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,372 Uh, get what you can how you can. 1388 01:11:29,415 --> 01:11:31,635 Uh, you two, I need you both on keyboards and anyone 1389 01:11:31,678 --> 01:11:33,637 that you had coming tomorrow, get them here tonight. 1390 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:36,683 T-minus, five minutes. Everybody in position. 1391 01:11:36,727 --> 01:11:38,468 Brace yourselves. 1392 01:11:38,511 --> 01:11:39,773 We have to go. 1393 01:11:43,081 --> 01:11:45,779 Hey, is this him? 1394 01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:46,998 Is this the whale? 1395 01:11:47,912 --> 01:11:50,349 Need to know basis, Andie. 1396 01:11:51,176 --> 01:11:52,351 Yeah, I need to know. 1397 01:11:54,397 --> 01:11:55,702 Are you playing with it? 1398 01:11:56,616 --> 01:11:57,835 Have you masturbated today? 1399 01:11:57,878 --> 01:11:59,663 Masturbated today? 1400 01:11:59,706 --> 01:12:00,794 Is your dick out? 1401 01:12:00,838 --> 01:12:02,274 Do you like to kiss? Cuddle? 1402 01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,536 Do you like to kiss? Cuddle? 1403 01:12:05,408 --> 01:12:06,670 Do you like to kiss? 1404 01:12:06,713 --> 01:12:08,062 I know you're coming. 1405 01:12:22,294 --> 01:12:23,643 Enhance the car. 1406 01:12:24,427 --> 01:12:26,429 Enhance. 1407 01:12:26,472 --> 01:12:27,995 Frag, tell the cops to get in position. 1408 01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,127 Got it. 1409 01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:31,434 Fuck, it's fucking grainy. 1410 01:12:32,913 --> 01:12:34,350 He's not getting out. 1411 01:12:36,003 --> 01:12:37,657 Are they in or did they get out? 1412 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,181 You have 1413 01:12:40,225 --> 01:12:42,923 one new message. 1414 01:12:42,967 --> 01:12:44,577 [ON VOICEMAIL] Hey, Chris. 1415 01:12:44,621 --> 01:12:47,014 I'm getting the feeling you're ignoring me. 1416 01:12:49,103 --> 01:12:51,236 Listen here, champ, 1417 01:12:51,279 --> 01:12:56,110 I need sources, and you're not giving me a lot of options. 1418 01:12:56,154 --> 01:12:57,851 You don't give me a comment, 1419 01:12:57,895 --> 01:13:00,506 I'm gonna get to everyone in your life. 1420 01:13:02,334 --> 01:13:04,380 Don't make this harder than it needs to be. 1421 01:13:14,868 --> 01:13:16,827 What the fuck is he doing? 1422 01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:17,958 What's he doing? 1423 01:13:19,612 --> 01:13:20,874 Does anybody hear me? I don't understand. 1424 01:13:20,918 --> 01:13:22,398 Could you stop being in my face? 1425 01:13:50,904 --> 01:13:51,992 Do you know how much money 1426 01:13:52,036 --> 01:13:54,125 this is costing every fucking second? 1427 01:13:54,168 --> 01:13:55,953 You don't, because I do the budget. 1428 01:13:55,996 --> 01:13:57,171 You don't do my job, 1429 01:13:57,215 --> 01:13:58,390 I do my-- 1430 01:14:01,611 --> 01:14:03,308 What happened? 1431 01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,225 It's empty. 1432 01:14:08,574 --> 01:14:09,706 What do you mean? 1433 01:14:13,361 --> 01:14:15,451 The car drove itself? 1434 01:14:15,494 --> 01:14:17,365 What the fuck? 1435 01:14:17,409 --> 01:14:18,410 What? 1436 01:14:20,934 --> 01:14:23,763 Um, guys, they know we're here. 1437 01:14:25,852 --> 01:14:27,332 How the hell is this possible? 1438 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,420 Hackers. 1439 01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:29,900 That doesn't make fucking sense. 1440 01:14:29,943 --> 01:14:31,945 We're dealing with forces beyond our control here, Harv. 1441 01:14:31,989 --> 01:14:33,730 Okay, okay. We need to change houses. 1442 01:14:34,861 --> 01:14:36,297 Okay. 1443 01:14:41,389 --> 01:14:42,390 Chris, 1444 01:14:43,304 --> 01:14:44,784 we need to change houses. 1445 01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:49,833 We're not leaving. 1446 01:14:51,008 --> 01:14:55,186 Well, Chris, no one will come to this house 1447 01:14:55,229 --> 01:14:56,796 if they know that we are here, 1448 01:14:56,840 --> 01:15:00,757 and we are also over a 100K in the hole. 1449 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,367 It's not about money for me. 1450 01:15:02,410 --> 01:15:03,847 It's-- it is about money. 1451 01:15:03,890 --> 01:15:05,544 What are you doing? Where are we going? 1452 01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:06,719 What are you doing? 1453 01:15:06,763 --> 01:15:08,416 Chris. 1454 01:15:08,460 --> 01:15:10,636 I'm not leaving till the whale comes. 1455 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,377 No, no. 1456 01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:14,858 Wait. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1457 01:15:14,901 --> 01:15:15,989 Chris. 1458 01:15:16,033 --> 01:15:17,513 We're not leaving. 1459 01:15:19,776 --> 01:15:23,693 I swear to fucking God that if you do not get 1460 01:15:23,736 --> 01:15:26,913 your shit together, 1461 01:15:26,957 --> 01:15:30,395 I will call the network, motherfucker. 1462 01:15:32,919 --> 01:15:36,227 Hey, can you hear me? 1463 01:15:36,270 --> 01:15:37,924 - Yeah. - Do you understand 1464 01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:40,231 what I am saying to you? 1465 01:15:41,058 --> 01:15:42,625 I am pulling the plug. 1466 01:15:42,668 --> 01:15:44,061 The whale is coming. 1467 01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:46,193 WRESTLINGDUDEEASTTEXAS didn't get the memo. 1468 01:15:46,237 --> 01:15:47,586 He's pulling up right now. 1469 01:15:47,630 --> 01:15:48,848 Chris! The whale. 1470 01:15:48,892 --> 01:15:50,546 - Get up! - There's no show 1471 01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:52,373 - without the whale. - Chris! 1472 01:15:52,417 --> 01:15:55,115 Jesus fucking Christ. 1473 01:15:56,856 --> 01:15:59,903 [HIGH-PITCHED] Hey, come on in. 1474 01:16:00,947 --> 01:16:02,775 You come here. 1475 01:16:03,602 --> 01:16:05,082 No, you come here! 1476 01:16:26,233 --> 01:16:27,757 I'm just in here. 1477 01:16:30,629 --> 01:16:32,326 Pretty nice place you got here. 1478 01:16:32,370 --> 01:16:33,371 Yeah. 1479 01:16:35,939 --> 01:16:36,983 So what's up? 1480 01:16:37,897 --> 01:16:38,942 Nothing. 1481 01:16:38,985 --> 01:16:40,378 Did you bring the razors? 1482 01:16:40,421 --> 01:16:41,901 Sure did. 1483 01:16:41,945 --> 01:16:43,207 What did you wanna do with them? 1484 01:16:43,250 --> 01:16:45,122 I was kinda confused. 1485 01:16:45,165 --> 01:16:46,297 Oh. 1486 01:16:47,211 --> 01:16:48,734 I'll show you later. 1487 01:16:52,129 --> 01:16:54,522 You probably go to a lot of boys' homes, huh? 1488 01:16:54,566 --> 01:16:55,654 Nah. 1489 01:16:56,873 --> 01:16:59,745 Don't even get out of the house much. 1490 01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:01,617 Barely make it off the computer., 1491 01:17:12,105 --> 01:17:13,193 You all right? 1492 01:17:13,933 --> 01:17:14,934 Mmm-hmm. 1493 01:17:23,726 --> 01:17:24,901 You said, 1494 01:17:27,991 --> 01:17:29,819 "I wish I could hug you." 1495 01:17:29,862 --> 01:17:31,777 That'd be nice. 1496 01:17:31,821 --> 01:17:34,519 Uh, why-- why are you reading that? 1497 01:17:34,562 --> 01:17:40,612 Then you said, "Can I be your first at sex?" 1498 01:17:40,656 --> 01:17:44,007 I mean, if that's what you wanted to do. 1499 01:17:51,841 --> 01:17:54,060 What in the world are you doing here? 1500 01:17:55,409 --> 01:17:56,802 I'm just hanging out 1501 01:17:56,846 --> 01:17:57,977 with you, man. 1502 01:17:58,021 --> 01:18:01,372 Hanging out with a 13-year-old? 1503 01:18:01,415 --> 01:18:04,375 Look, I'm just gonna leave. 1504 01:18:04,418 --> 01:18:06,464 Well, if you wanna leave, you're free to go, 1505 01:18:06,507 --> 01:18:09,597 but before you do, you should know I'm not 13. 1506 01:18:10,337 --> 01:18:11,599 I'm 23. 1507 01:18:11,643 --> 01:18:15,342 My real name is Dan Plum, and you're on TV. 1508 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:19,259 Whoa, wait a second. 1509 01:18:19,303 --> 01:18:21,000 I don't wanna be on TV. 1510 01:18:21,044 --> 01:18:22,698 I'm a professionally-trained actor... 1511 01:18:24,221 --> 01:18:26,266 and I'm helping tell a story on bad guys 1512 01:18:26,310 --> 01:18:28,312 who try to meet kids online. 1513 01:18:28,355 --> 01:18:32,969 And I hope you remember my face as the face... 1514 01:18:36,059 --> 01:18:42,108 that you saw when everything changed. 1515 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,374 Look, I-- I'm just gonna go. 1516 01:18:52,466 --> 01:18:54,251 Police Officer don't move! 1517 01:18:58,037 --> 01:19:00,039 Get down! Get down! 1518 01:19:25,456 --> 01:19:28,938 You know, in the old days 1519 01:19:29,982 --> 01:19:32,898 when people would act so depraved, 1520 01:19:34,726 --> 01:19:37,120 they'd drag you down to the town square, 1521 01:19:39,339 --> 01:19:41,167 tie you to a post, 1522 01:19:41,211 --> 01:19:45,824 and whip you for all to see. 1523 01:19:48,392 --> 01:19:53,440 There used to be a pillory in every civilized town. 1524 01:19:56,356 --> 01:19:59,969 Now there's a television in every home, 1525 01:20:02,058 --> 01:20:03,799 and I'm on it. 1526 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:08,673 So are you, Dan. 1527 01:20:14,113 --> 01:20:17,029 Hi, Patty. It's Andie. 1528 01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:23,383 Um, gosh, I keep asking myself, "What am I doing?" 1529 01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:28,824 Which I guess is a variant of what would you do. 1530 01:20:28,867 --> 01:20:32,610 So I think that this is a good sign. 1531 01:20:35,308 --> 01:20:40,531 Mr. Quinones, I'd be curious about how we mesh. 1532 01:20:40,574 --> 01:20:41,575 Um... 1533 01:20:47,146 --> 01:20:49,105 And I'm-- I'm hoping you know, 1534 01:20:49,148 --> 01:20:52,108 if he really is a-- a nice guy, 1535 01:20:52,151 --> 01:20:53,979 hey, maybe it'll rub off on me. 1536 01:21:17,133 --> 01:21:19,657 The Enquirer is gonna release a story about me. 1537 01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:23,400 I'm not worried. 1538 01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:26,882 I can fix this. 1539 01:21:28,100 --> 01:21:29,406 We just need to get him. 1540 01:21:31,016 --> 01:21:32,452 How old is she? 1541 01:21:38,545 --> 01:21:40,634 She's 30, Andie. 1542 01:21:44,290 --> 01:21:45,509 Bravo. 1543 01:21:46,597 --> 01:21:48,729 We can't let him get away. 1544 01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:59,697 All I need is for you to believe. 1545 01:22:04,528 --> 01:22:05,790 I'm done. 1546 01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:13,319 Andie, the whale is coming. 1547 01:22:26,942 --> 01:22:29,248 Chris, Chris, Chris! 1548 01:22:29,292 --> 01:22:34,906 He's back, and he sent photos! 1549 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:37,343 Don't think that's him. 1550 01:22:37,387 --> 01:22:40,738 I think it's pulled from some AandM bio major's profile. 1551 01:22:42,958 --> 01:22:45,003 He's randy. 1552 01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:48,224 He's given us more in a night than he has in a week. 1553 01:22:49,268 --> 01:22:51,401 It's right here. 1554 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,325 Come on. 1555 01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,114 Fuck. 1556 01:23:31,571 --> 01:23:32,572 Come on. 1557 01:23:37,534 --> 01:23:38,709 Holy fuck! 1558 01:23:39,666 --> 01:23:41,103 He couldn't resist me. 1559 01:23:41,146 --> 01:23:43,018 Look it up! 1560 01:24:00,165 --> 01:24:01,514 Who are you? 1561 01:24:29,934 --> 01:24:30,978 Hello, 1562 01:24:31,022 --> 01:24:32,110 you've reached District Attorney 1563 01:24:32,154 --> 01:24:34,199 Bill Conradt's landline. 1564 01:24:34,243 --> 01:24:37,768 If you voted for me for county judge, thank you. 1565 01:24:39,813 --> 01:24:42,555 Hey, Will. It's Luke. 1566 01:24:42,599 --> 01:24:46,472 Why don't you pick up and we could talk more? 1567 01:24:46,516 --> 01:24:49,649 I'm in town for one more day... 1568 01:24:49,693 --> 01:24:51,129 Morning, Lewis. to see my aunt. 1569 01:24:51,173 --> 01:24:53,131 Hi, Jerry. And um, 1570 01:24:53,175 --> 01:24:55,655 she's gonna be gone for the night. 1571 01:24:55,699 --> 01:24:59,006 - Morning. - So try me back. 1572 01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:01,705 Hey, Cortland. 1573 01:25:01,748 --> 01:25:02,923 Hey, Mr. Conradt. 1574 01:25:02,967 --> 01:25:04,403 Good morning. It is. 1575 01:25:04,447 --> 01:25:05,970 I still got that bourbon. 1576 01:25:06,013 --> 01:25:07,711 You know where to find me. 1577 01:25:07,754 --> 01:25:10,061 Mmm, I do. 1578 01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:12,063 Now, as a district attorney, 1579 01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:15,936 I've seen all sorts of horrible behavior, 1580 01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:19,201 and I understand how people can see criminals 1581 01:25:19,244 --> 01:25:20,941 as other than human. 1582 01:25:23,074 --> 01:25:26,338 Despite the child endangerment we have substantiated, 1583 01:25:26,382 --> 01:25:29,820 the defendant here is not a monster. 1584 01:25:30,734 --> 01:25:31,996 He's a man. 1585 01:25:33,519 --> 01:25:37,784 But he has brought a disease to our community, 1586 01:25:37,828 --> 01:25:41,658 and by putting this man away we send a message, 1587 01:25:41,701 --> 01:25:47,098 a message that we like our slice of Texas just how it is, 1588 01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:49,622 and we intend to keep it that way. 1589 01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:17,128 "Could I feel your cock? 1590 01:26:18,738 --> 01:26:20,131 "How thick are you? 1591 01:26:24,396 --> 01:26:25,876 "I like younger. 1592 01:26:27,617 --> 01:26:29,749 "Are you gonna fuck me? 1593 01:26:31,011 --> 01:26:33,013 "Do I get to fuck you, too? 1594 01:26:35,538 --> 01:26:37,279 "Do you like to kiss? 1595 01:26:38,541 --> 01:26:39,542 "Cuddle?" 1596 01:26:42,022 --> 01:26:46,940 Did you cum a lot when you J slash O question mark? 1597 01:26:46,984 --> 01:26:49,682 Fuck! He's back! He's back! 1598 01:26:54,121 --> 01:26:55,601 Let's call him, man. 1599 01:26:55,645 --> 01:26:57,124 Where's my decoy? 1600 01:26:57,168 --> 01:26:58,648 Hey, man, I'm sorry. 1601 01:27:00,563 --> 01:27:02,956 That w-- that sucked, man. That wasn't cool, man. 1602 01:27:13,140 --> 01:27:15,099 [ON VOICEMAIL] Yo, you've reached Troy. 1603 01:27:15,142 --> 01:27:16,666 For commercial work, please reach out 1604 01:27:16,709 --> 01:27:19,408 - to Sunshine Valley Talent. - Where's my decoy? 1605 01:27:19,451 --> 01:27:20,800 For me, just leave a message. 1606 01:27:22,411 --> 01:27:23,629 Hey, man. 1607 01:27:25,196 --> 01:27:26,197 Um... 1608 01:27:27,590 --> 01:27:28,634 Decoy Dan! 1609 01:27:28,678 --> 01:27:29,896 Uh. 1610 01:27:31,289 --> 01:27:34,684 Decoy Dan! 1611 01:27:58,011 --> 01:27:59,012 Hi. 1612 01:28:00,449 --> 01:28:02,364 Are you coming over? 1613 01:28:02,407 --> 01:28:05,671 [ON PHONE] I'm uh, thinking about it. 1614 01:28:05,715 --> 01:28:07,499 Oh, you haven't left yet? 1615 01:28:07,543 --> 01:28:09,240 No. 1616 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:12,025 Well, are you coming over or not? 1617 01:28:12,069 --> 01:28:15,638 Well, a little later. 1618 01:28:16,682 --> 01:28:18,075 Mmm. 1619 01:28:18,118 --> 01:28:19,946 What do you wanna do? 1620 01:28:19,990 --> 01:28:21,165 What do you like? 1621 01:28:24,690 --> 01:28:26,126 I like musicals. 1622 01:28:29,565 --> 01:28:32,219 Maybe we could watch one and hang out. 1623 01:28:32,263 --> 01:28:33,786 That would be nice. 1624 01:28:33,830 --> 01:28:37,224 Have you ever tried Vegemite? 1625 01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:40,706 What's that? 1626 01:28:42,229 --> 01:28:44,449 Have you ever been to Australia? 1627 01:28:45,058 --> 01:28:46,103 Uh-uh. 1628 01:28:46,146 --> 01:28:47,713 Oh, I-- 1629 01:28:47,757 --> 01:28:51,151 Well, I just uh, I love it. 1630 01:28:51,195 --> 01:28:54,285 I've seen the most beautiful things in my life there. 1631 01:28:55,547 --> 01:28:56,809 The kangaroos. 1632 01:28:56,853 --> 01:28:58,115 Cock. 1633 01:28:59,682 --> 01:29:01,423 They're my favorite animals. 1634 01:29:03,468 --> 01:29:04,817 That's cool. 1635 01:29:04,861 --> 01:29:08,299 Hey, anyway, I get hard like super easy. 1636 01:29:08,343 --> 01:29:10,257 Why don't you come over and make it hard? 1637 01:29:13,696 --> 01:29:15,088 I uh, 1638 01:29:17,308 --> 01:29:18,396 I gotta go. 1639 01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:23,183 I worked with that DA for 10 years. 1640 01:29:23,227 --> 01:29:26,448 He's met my wife, met my kids. 1641 01:29:27,013 --> 01:29:28,493 Christ. 1642 01:29:30,843 --> 01:29:33,759 The guy who catches the guys. 1643 01:29:35,108 --> 01:29:38,982 That boy-fucking Democrat piece of shit! 1644 01:29:40,418 --> 01:29:41,506 I'm gonna gut him. 1645 01:29:42,159 --> 01:29:43,203 Form up! 1646 01:29:43,247 --> 01:29:46,598 Cortland, I need to see him. 1647 01:29:48,644 --> 01:29:50,123 I need to look him in his eyes. 1648 01:29:51,647 --> 01:29:54,998 I need to put him on television. 1649 01:29:55,041 --> 01:29:56,956 I need to put his head on a stick. 1650 01:29:57,000 --> 01:29:58,262 Gator, we need warrants. 1651 01:29:58,305 --> 01:29:59,350 - We're going to him? - Yes. 1652 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:01,613 We don't do that. They come to us. 1653 01:30:01,657 --> 01:30:03,223 I think we need to-- good to stick to protocol. 1654 01:30:03,267 --> 01:30:06,879 Ay-yo. All his information's disappearing. 1655 01:30:06,923 --> 01:30:08,838 - His MSN, his MySpace. - Protocol. 1656 01:30:08,881 --> 01:30:10,274 - Protocol. Protocol. - Andie. 1657 01:30:10,317 --> 01:30:11,841 Fuck protocol! 1658 01:30:11,884 --> 01:30:13,277 Andie. 1659 01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:15,845 But uh, we should really do this, by the book. 1660 01:30:15,888 --> 01:30:17,673 By the book-- 1661 01:30:18,543 --> 01:30:20,023 I need you. 1662 01:30:20,066 --> 01:30:21,154 How long's it gonna take? 1663 01:30:21,198 --> 01:30:22,460 A week, maybe two. 1664 01:30:22,504 --> 01:30:24,027 If we're going up against this man, 1665 01:30:24,070 --> 01:30:25,637 we have to dot our i's and cross our t's... 1666 01:30:25,681 --> 01:30:28,118 We don't have that kind of time. 1667 01:30:28,161 --> 01:30:30,816 While we stand here dawdling, 1668 01:30:30,860 --> 01:30:33,645 he will erase his tracks 1669 01:30:33,689 --> 01:30:36,039 if we don't get him today, 1670 01:30:37,083 --> 01:30:42,872 and then we'll lose him forever. 1671 01:30:43,568 --> 01:30:45,483 She's right. 1672 01:30:45,527 --> 01:30:49,400 Let's go y'all. Grab everything you need. 1673 01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:50,793 Good evening. 1674 01:30:50,836 --> 01:30:52,316 Go, go, go, go! 1675 01:30:52,359 --> 01:30:53,796 We have not just gathered as law enforcement... 1676 01:30:53,839 --> 01:30:55,275 Form up! 1677 01:30:55,319 --> 01:30:57,756 Let's harpoon that motherfucker. 1678 01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:59,149 ...You're part of a story 1679 01:30:59,192 --> 01:31:00,933 much bigger than yourselves. 1680 01:31:03,849 --> 01:31:06,591 Remember, we're here to make a statement. 1681 01:31:06,635 --> 01:31:09,159 Pedos are not allowed in Texas. 1682 01:31:12,771 --> 01:31:16,514 If you see the camera on you, act natural. 1683 01:31:16,558 --> 01:31:19,038 - Yes, sir! - Let's catch us a predator. 1684 01:31:19,082 --> 01:31:20,431 Yeah! Hut! Hut! 1685 01:31:25,175 --> 01:31:26,959 Mary? 1686 01:31:27,003 --> 01:31:29,396 Hello, sir. Thank you for your service. Thank you. 1687 01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:30,441 Mary. 1688 01:31:31,616 --> 01:31:33,357 Mar-- how you doing? 1689 01:31:34,619 --> 01:31:36,316 - Thank you. Mary. - [ON PHONE] Chris. 1690 01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:37,404 Mary. 1691 01:31:37,448 --> 01:31:38,797 I just received a... 1692 01:31:39,319 --> 01:31:40,451 Hello? 1693 01:31:41,670 --> 01:31:43,933 Mary, hi. 1694 01:31:43,976 --> 01:31:45,500 Hi. 1695 01:31:45,543 --> 01:31:47,676 I'm coming home tomorrow. 1696 01:31:47,719 --> 01:31:48,807 Yes. 1697 01:31:48,851 --> 01:31:51,157 And uh, I'll be there for Thanksgiving. 1698 01:31:51,201 --> 01:31:53,116 Chris, they have photos of you... 1699 01:31:54,378 --> 01:31:55,771 and some woman. 1700 01:31:57,468 --> 01:32:00,036 They're asking me for comment. 1701 01:32:00,079 --> 01:32:02,908 What do you suggest I say? 1702 01:32:02,952 --> 01:32:04,693 It's a hatchet job. There's a-- 1703 01:32:04,736 --> 01:32:07,739 they just know I'm gonna be on-- on, on national news, 1704 01:32:07,783 --> 01:32:10,394 and uh, you know, it's par for the course. 1705 01:32:13,571 --> 01:32:15,660 You're gonna be so proud of me, Mary. 1706 01:32:19,577 --> 01:32:20,622 I love you, Mary. 1707 01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:25,757 Love the boys. 1708 01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:27,716 Hey, Chris. 1709 01:32:29,282 --> 01:32:30,849 Chris, excuse me. Excuse me. 1710 01:32:30,893 --> 01:32:32,677 Mind if we get a photo real quick? 1711 01:32:34,157 --> 01:32:35,245 Sure. 1712 01:32:35,288 --> 01:32:37,682 Oh, awesome. Thanks, man. 1713 01:32:37,726 --> 01:32:40,206 I'm a big fan. 1714 01:32:40,250 --> 01:32:41,643 You're doing the Lord's work. You know that, right? 1715 01:32:44,515 --> 01:32:46,299 All right. Big smiles. 1716 01:32:46,343 --> 01:32:48,171 Big smiles, Melvin. Big smiles. 1717 01:32:59,878 --> 01:33:02,881 All right, y'all, we got him trapped like a rat. 1718 01:33:02,925 --> 01:33:04,840 Let's get some justice on camera. 1719 01:33:18,984 --> 01:33:21,073 I don't think the DA's gonna come out 1720 01:33:21,117 --> 01:33:22,640 with all this visible hardware. 1721 01:33:22,684 --> 01:33:24,947 So then how am I gonna get my interview? 1722 01:33:24,990 --> 01:33:27,993 I can have a tac team make a forced entry... 1723 01:33:28,037 --> 01:33:29,952 it's y'all's call on that one. 1724 01:33:29,995 --> 01:33:35,610 If we do that, I want cameras on your guns. 1725 01:33:37,568 --> 01:33:38,743 I don't even know if that's possible. 1726 01:33:38,787 --> 01:33:40,223 Let's make it possible. 1727 01:33:40,266 --> 01:33:43,052 Mitchell, cameras on guns! 1728 01:33:43,095 --> 01:33:45,184 I mean, how am I gonna get my fucking interview? 1729 01:33:48,013 --> 01:33:49,711 Patty, hi. 1730 01:33:49,754 --> 01:33:51,495 [ON PHONE] Finally got that offer written up for you. 1731 01:33:51,538 --> 01:33:53,540 Sorry, I can't hear you that well. 1732 01:33:53,584 --> 01:33:56,413 Oh, we are so, so excited-- 1733 01:33:56,456 --> 01:33:57,849 - Yeah. - That you're 1734 01:33:57,893 --> 01:34:00,286 - coming to the cool network. - I was thinking about it 1735 01:34:00,330 --> 01:34:01,636 and uh... 1736 01:34:04,551 --> 01:34:06,031 I don't want to. 1737 01:34:06,075 --> 01:34:08,294 Sorry? What do you mean? 1738 01:34:08,338 --> 01:34:09,774 No, I don't want to. 1739 01:34:09,818 --> 01:34:12,081 Oh God, Andie. 1740 01:34:12,124 --> 01:34:13,691 I stuck my neck out for you. 1741 01:34:13,735 --> 01:34:15,954 Well, I'm sorry if I wasted your time. 1742 01:34:15,998 --> 01:34:17,216 Why don't you take a week 1743 01:34:17,260 --> 01:34:18,827 - to think about it? - No. 1744 01:34:20,176 --> 01:34:21,917 I think you're making a big mista-- 1745 01:34:46,028 --> 01:34:47,551 I just need you to talk to him. 1746 01:34:49,074 --> 01:34:50,162 Get him outside. 1747 01:34:51,207 --> 01:34:52,904 I'll get the interview, 1748 01:34:52,948 --> 01:34:55,037 and you'll be a part of television history. 1749 01:34:59,084 --> 01:35:00,695 I can't go out there. 1750 01:35:04,002 --> 01:35:08,659 You're either with me or you're with him. 1751 01:35:20,410 --> 01:35:22,194 I don't wanna be a bad person. 1752 01:35:27,112 --> 01:35:28,374 Son... 1753 01:35:30,072 --> 01:35:35,251 your definition of bad and my definition of bad 1754 01:35:36,295 --> 01:35:37,993 are vastly different. 1755 01:35:49,004 --> 01:35:50,222 Moving in now. 1756 01:35:50,266 --> 01:35:51,571 Showtime. 1757 01:36:18,729 --> 01:36:20,035 Let's go. Let's go. 1758 01:36:20,078 --> 01:36:21,427 Whoa! Whoa! 1759 01:36:21,471 --> 01:36:22,515 Cameras! 1760 01:36:23,865 --> 01:36:24,953 Will? 1761 01:36:27,999 --> 01:36:29,609 I know you're in there. 1762 01:36:32,047 --> 01:36:34,092 Just come outside. 1763 01:36:34,136 --> 01:36:36,138 It'll be safer if you come outside. 1764 01:36:37,922 --> 01:36:39,184 [ON PHONE] I just, 1765 01:36:39,228 --> 01:36:42,187 I just wanted to watch musicals with you. 1766 01:36:43,362 --> 01:36:44,407 Yeah, I know. 1767 01:36:51,588 --> 01:36:53,720 Which one was it again? 1768 01:36:55,722 --> 01:36:56,854 Rent. 1769 01:36:59,117 --> 01:37:01,337 I think I'm in the minority of people who actually think 1770 01:37:01,380 --> 01:37:04,731 the film is better than the stage production. 1771 01:37:06,255 --> 01:37:07,430 That's funny. 1772 01:37:12,348 --> 01:37:14,698 [ON RADIO] All cameras are recording. 1773 01:37:33,804 --> 01:37:40,637 ♪ 525,600 minutes 1774 01:37:43,379 --> 01:37:48,863 ♪ 525,000 moments so dear 1775 01:37:50,690 --> 01:37:56,044 ♪ 525,600 minutes 1776 01:37:57,784 --> 01:38:02,180 ♪ How do you measure, measure a year? ♪ 1777 01:38:04,139 --> 01:38:09,318 ♪ In daylight, in sunsets, in midnights, ♪ 1778 01:38:09,361 --> 01:38:13,235 ♪ In cups of coffee, in inches ♪ 1779 01:38:18,109 --> 01:38:19,632 Hold your positions. 1780 01:38:28,337 --> 01:38:30,382 Shit! 1781 01:38:30,426 --> 01:38:32,123 10-56, over. 1782 01:38:38,782 --> 01:38:40,262 Fire patrol's on the way. 1783 01:38:47,443 --> 01:38:48,661 Confirming we have 1784 01:38:48,705 --> 01:38:50,011 a civilian casualty. 1785 01:38:55,146 --> 01:38:58,193 I think I can make this work. 1786 01:38:58,236 --> 01:38:59,542 Medics, two minutes out. 1787 01:38:59,585 --> 01:39:01,326 Find some police to interview. 1788 01:39:11,032 --> 01:39:12,381 I like younger. 1789 01:39:14,339 --> 01:39:15,775 Do you have your dick out? 1790 01:39:17,603 --> 01:39:18,953 Are you playing with it? 1791 01:39:21,651 --> 01:39:23,392 Do you have your dick out? Are you playing with it? 1792 01:39:25,742 --> 01:39:27,352 Have you masturbated today? 1793 01:39:30,007 --> 01:39:31,400 Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 1794 01:39:34,142 --> 01:39:35,534 Can I feel your cock? 1795 01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:39,495 How thick are you? 1796 01:39:43,064 --> 01:39:44,239 Are you gonna fuck me? 1797 01:39:45,762 --> 01:39:47,111 Do I get to fuck you, too? 1798 01:39:50,941 --> 01:39:52,247 Do you have your dick out? 1799 01:39:54,597 --> 01:39:55,554 Are you playing with it? 1800 01:39:58,949 --> 01:40:00,298 Have you masturbated today? 1801 01:40:03,823 --> 01:40:06,957 Do you like to kiss, cuddle? 1802 01:40:15,487 --> 01:40:17,228 What would have happened if I wasn't here? 1803 01:41:19,682 --> 01:41:20,944 Hey. Sorry. 1804 01:41:20,987 --> 01:41:24,991 Are you uh, you Daniel Plum? 1805 01:41:27,211 --> 01:41:28,256 Mmm-hmm. Oh, man, 1806 01:41:28,299 --> 01:41:30,214 I think I have your mail. 1807 01:41:30,258 --> 01:41:33,391 Yeah, I'm, uh, 202 and a half, not 202 and a quarter. 1808 01:41:34,610 --> 01:41:35,872 Yeah. Thanks. Thank you. 1809 01:41:35,915 --> 01:41:37,265 No worries. No worries. There you go. 1810 01:41:37,308 --> 01:41:38,527 - Thank you. - You know, 1811 01:41:38,570 --> 01:41:40,137 at this point, I swear you should just like, 1812 01:41:40,181 --> 01:41:42,400 put my name down on the mail, 'cause the last three tenants 1813 01:41:42,444 --> 01:41:44,620 who have lived here, I've gotten all of their mail. 1814 01:41:44,663 --> 01:41:45,751 - Huh. - It's insane, dude. 1815 01:41:45,795 --> 01:41:47,318 - Okay. - It's like no matter 1816 01:41:47,362 --> 01:41:51,670 what I do, I cannot get them to stop putting it in my box, 1817 01:41:51,714 --> 01:41:54,804 and it says 202 and a quarter, and they're still doing it. 1818 01:41:54,847 --> 01:41:56,501 - You know what I mean? - Right. Thanks. 1819 01:41:56,545 --> 01:41:57,981 Oh, you know what? I have another package. 1820 01:41:58,024 --> 01:41:59,156 I'll grab it for you, okay? 1821 01:42:35,323 --> 01:42:36,759 All right, brother man. 1822 01:42:37,803 --> 01:42:39,414 There you go. 1823 01:42:39,457 --> 01:42:42,721 Overnight priority, Mr. Fancy Pants. 1824 01:42:42,765 --> 01:42:44,245 Hey, what's in the box? 1825 01:42:44,288 --> 01:42:46,203 What's in the box? 1826 01:42:47,813 --> 01:42:50,642 Oh, shit. Are you an actor? 1827 01:42:50,686 --> 01:42:52,601 You uh... you an actor? 1828 01:43:49,266 --> 01:43:55,098 ♪ Face painted white With blue butterflies ♪ 1829 01:43:56,273 --> 01:43:58,232 ♪ Wasting wishes On the world ♪ 1830 01:43:59,885 --> 01:44:05,282 ♪ You could go home But you would be alone ♪ 1831 01:44:07,197 --> 01:44:13,377 ♪ Birthday girl I've got it all ♪ 1832 01:44:14,509 --> 01:44:20,384 ♪ On video 1833 01:44:20,428 --> 01:44:26,260 ♪ On video 1834 01:44:27,957 --> 01:44:34,485 ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 1835 01:44:52,242 --> 01:44:58,814 ♪ They sing so loud You can't hear yourself ♪ 1836 01:44:58,857 --> 01:45:01,120 ♪ Fragile like a child At the fair ♪ 1837 01:45:02,731 --> 01:45:08,389 ♪ You took too much But it was not enough ♪ 1838 01:45:09,955 --> 01:45:16,571 ♪ They had us all scared My china doll ♪ 1839 01:45:21,053 --> 01:45:24,840 ♪ I saw it all 1840 01:45:24,883 --> 01:45:30,846 ♪ On video 1841 01:45:30,889 --> 01:45:37,069 ♪ On video 1842 01:45:38,506 --> 01:45:45,295 ♪ I saw you making Angels in the snow ♪ 1843 01:45:48,864 --> 01:45:55,523 ♪ Watching you Like a common criminal ♪ 1844 01:45:59,222 --> 01:46:05,837 ♪ On video 1845 01:46:05,881 --> 01:46:12,366 ♪ On video