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Hey, babe.

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Where you at?

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Salon?

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How long are you going to be there?

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We're supposed to be having a family day
today.

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You, me, and JC.

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I understand that, but, I mean, today
was supposed to be about us, about the

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family. And now you're getting your hair
and your nails done?

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I mean, how long is this going to take?

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I mean, that's like the majority of the
day.

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I get it, but I mean, the steaks are
marinated and everything. We're ready to

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go and we're just waiting on you and now
you're not going to be here?

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I mean, today was supposed to be about
family, about us all being together.

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And now you've just made it all about
you.

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You could have done this tomorrow.

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You could have done this the next day.

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Oh, okay. Look, you know what?

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I got to go. All right.

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Well, I guess your mom decided that
she'd rather go to the salon than spend

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the Memorial Day weekend with us.

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That sucks, and that's typical of her.

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Well, you know what? Look, hey, I don't
know. You know what? Look, I'm not going

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to let that get to us, and, you know,
we're just going to go outside. We're

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going to make gross mistakes, and, you
know, we're going to have family day if

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it's just you and I. There's nothing
wrong with that, honestly.

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I'm used to it and this is exactly why
dad left her in the first place.

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So no need to ruin our memorial day.

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I know.

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Well, you know, look, we're gonna, you
know, I got this cool game for us. We

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can play some, you know, floaty
tic-tac-toe and, you know, let's, you

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know, let's just forget about her and
just have fun. Awesome. So let's do

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this. Let's go. Okay.

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Oh, wow.

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Yeah, see?

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Told you. I didn't know it was this big.

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Yeah, got a little floaty tic-tac-toe
thing here.

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I think that'll be... A lot of fun.
That'll be interesting.

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It's so hot out here.

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Yeah, well, hey, it's Memorial Day
weekend.

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We're going to make the most of it.
Absolutely.

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You know what?

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You don't need your mom here anyway.

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You're the X's or O's?

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I'm X's or you're X's? You tell me.

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Oh, well, you're grabbing the O's. Okay.

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Okay.

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So, do you want to go first or?

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Yep. But what are we playing for?

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I don't know. I mean, is this your
effort to try to get some money out of

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me again?

51
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Well, I mean, we don't have to play for
money.

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Okay, because you don't have any.

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I was going to say that we actually used
to play this game in college.

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The loser would have to remove an item
of clothing.

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You mean us?

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Well, we're the ones playing, aren't we?

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I...

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Yeah, but I'm not sure that that's
really appropriate.

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It's not exactly inappropriate.

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What, are you scared you're going to
lose?

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Oh, I'm going to lose.

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Well, let's get it.

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Okay. You go first.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Really?

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You didn't see that?

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I mean, there it is.

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So, what are you going to lose?

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Those are the fools.

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And your game.

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This?

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That's up to you.

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Oh.

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Hello.

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Okay.

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So, you ready for round two?

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Let's get it.

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All right.

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So, winner goes first.

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Go ahead. All right.

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You thought you were going to get me
with that one, didn't you?

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Maybe not that one, but this one.

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There you go.

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Three in a row.

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You've been practicing or something.

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Are you just trying to get me naked?

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I mean, I've been playing this game
since I was a kid.

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All right.

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Well... I mean, rules are rules.

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I guess the last thing to go is these.

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That was easy.

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I guess so.

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But it's definitely not fair that I'm
the only one naked.

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I didn't lose.

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Yeah, but it's more fun.

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Still?

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I mean, if you think it's fair.

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It's only fair.

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Oh my gosh. I did not know my stepdad
was packing like that. That's...

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Whoa, what are you doing?

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I just wanted to feel it.

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Yeah, but that's a little inappropriate.

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I mean... Come on, I know Mom doesn't
give you any.

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How do you know that?

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Well, she has no trouble not keeping her
mouth shut. She's not very quiet, so...

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I'm not hearing anything. Nothing's
happening.

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I mean, but what if she comes home?

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She's not going to be home for like
another two hours.

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You know how she is when she's getting
her nails done. Yeah, it's true, but I

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mean, I just don't think we should be
doing this.

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Can I taste it?

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I don't know, JC. This is really risky.

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Well, didn't you serve our country?

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Well, yeah, but I mean, that's, what
does that mean?

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It means I can thank you for your
service.

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Oh, okay, sure.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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How is it that you're so much better at
that than your mom is?

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I don't know. but I'm glad I am. You
definitely are.

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Maybe it's just because I pay attention.

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Yeah, I would say so.

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Just like that? Yeah.

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Oh, my God. Yeah, it's cold. Deep
breath.

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This is so good.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh,

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my God. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh,

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yeah. Oh, my God.

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I don't know why mom puts it on with you
so much.

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You ready?

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Oh yeah.

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Oh my God.

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Oh, yes.

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Oh, that's it.

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Oh, yeah. Take a look. Oh, my God. I
feel so deep inside. Yeah?

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Do you like what I've done for you?

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I can't do it.

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Yeah? I can't get a fucking knot. Oh,
God.

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You like that?

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I love

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to

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watch that big cock go to work.

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Daddy's cock.

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Yeah.

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What else do you wanna do for fun,
Daddy?

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That's a good one.

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Daddy's dirty little girl.

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Oh, that's the best memorial day ever.

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See? I said I needed Mom to have all the
fun.

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Speaking of Mom, she can never find out
about this, okay?

156
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Well, I'm not gonna tell her. Hey, Pinky
swear?