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Mail call.
Santa's here, fellas!

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-Putman!
- Thank you, Sergeant.

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Johnny.

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Ooh, Johnny, Johnny!

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-Man, you weren't kiddin'. She is a beaut!
-All right. Come on. Give it back.

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-Hey, Twig, come look at this.
-Do you have to call me that?

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Yeah. Get a little muscle
on those tree branches, we'll talk.

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-Yeah. He's got a point, Twig.
-Wow. Who's that?

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-Johnny's girl back home.
- Ooh.

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Mmm.

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-Smell that perfume?
-Ooh.

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Yeah, that's the smell of America.
Tell her to send one for me, would ya?

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-In your dreams, pal.

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- Kreese.
-Yes, Sergeant?

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Command tent.
Some captain's in there asking for you.

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- Uh-oh.
- Oh, good luck!

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Captain.

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At ease.

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So you must be Kreese?

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Yeah. Well, your CO tells me
you're a real go-getter.

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Volunteerin' to walk point.

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joinin' ambush teams.

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You got a death wish, kid?

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Not wishin' for it, just not afraid of it.

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-Is that right?
-Some people can't tell the difference.

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You have any idea
how many men we have in this hellhole?

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-In 'Nam?
-Yeah.

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Probably half a million.

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Most of 'em don't make
a damn bit of difference.

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But you…

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You can make a difference.

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-That's why I'm here, sir.
-Mm-hmm.

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Defend my country.

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Be a hero.

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Be a…

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That's good.

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That's good.

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'Cause I'm formin' a team.

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We'll work out of CCN.
Direct action missions into north Vietnam.

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This is the real war.

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We'll go sterile
into triple canopy jungle.

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No insignias, no ID.

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The team will be you, me,
and a few specialists.

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-I know a couple guys, sir.
-I'll train you myself.

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Guerrilla tactics, demolitions,
hand-to-hand combat.

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What kind of hand-to-hand, sir?

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You wanna defeat your enemy,
gotta fight like your enemy.

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I learned Tang Soo Do
during the Korean War

49
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under Master Kim SunYung.
You'll learn the same.

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-If you think you can handle it.
-You're goddamn right I can.

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Sir.

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All right, you make it through,
you'll get your beret…

53
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…a few scars,

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maybe even
a battlefield commission to boot.

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If I don't make it through?

56
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Well, then you'll show up
on some MIA list in 30 years

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when they declassify all this shit.

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I'm asking you to become more
than just a soldier, son. Understand that?

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If we're gonna do this,

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we need the absolute best.

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Yeah! Whoo!

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We need strength.

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Yes!

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- We need determination.
- What?

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We need brutality.

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Yeah!

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All you have to do is say yes…

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…and I will mold you
into the ultimate weapon.

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So…

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are you in or not?

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All in, sir.

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Excellent.

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"Hey, Johnny.
It really has been a long time.

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I don't even want to think
about how many years.

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But I'm still glad
we went to high school in the '80s.

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-We had the best music."
- Hell yeah!

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"Life has taken me in all kinds
of directions since then.

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I've been blessed
with my family and career.

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And I could probably still
kick your ass at air hockey.

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It's crazy how things change.

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I remember we used to see
each other every day."

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Hmm.

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"Now I don't know
the first thing about you.

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Who are you now?

85
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Your profile is pretty bare.

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What are you up to these days?

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Ali."

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What are you up to these days?

89
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I'm home!

90
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The conquering hero has returned.

91
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Hey, wait till I tell you
what happened over there.

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-It was truly amazing.
-Oh.

93
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And I come bearing gifts.

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I got this randoseru bag for Sam

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and these crazy Kit-Kats for Anthony.

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Soy sauce as a Kit-Kat flavor!

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I know, I know.
It shouldn't work, but it does.

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I thought next weekend we could go
to wine country. Just you and I.

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-Hey, guys. Come down.
-Uh, the kids are at your mother's.

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Oh. My mother's? Why, what happened?

101
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John Kreese.

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Man, it was so sick!
Tory was just kickin' ass.

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I took care of Chris.

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Hawk got that beta Demetri
in an arm bar like Chris Jericho

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and just…

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Cold-blooded.

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-No mercy!
- Way to go, Hawk.

108
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I didn't think
you were actually gonna do it.

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They got what they deserved
for what they did to Miguel.

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-Still haven't seen him, have you?
-I don't wanna talk about it.

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Look at this freak. What kind of girl
would ever kiss this shit?

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Class.

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Welcome our new students.

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I'm gonna call you guys…
Chodenose and Taintbreath.

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-What the hell did you just say?
-Oh, uh, nothing.

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It's just this thing we do
around here sometimes.

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OK.

118
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Sensei, I don't think
these guys are Cobra Kai material.

119
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Weren't you the one saying
that we should get new recruits?

120
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Well, yeah. But… Look, I know
some of these guys and they're--

121
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Natural athletes.

122
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Which is exactly
what's been missing in our dojo.

123
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Everyone, fall in.

124
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Joining Cobra Kai is a privilege.

125
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It's not a gift.

126
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Which is why our recruits must earn
their position in this dojo.

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Prepare yourselves for combat.

128
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Only the strong will survive.

129
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Are you ready, or what?

130
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I hate this. This is ridiculous.

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-What's ridiculous about it?
-I look like a giant baby!

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The way you're whining and not walking,
you might as well be a baby.

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Isn't there a more badass way
we can do this?

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You think tapping your foot at a concert
makes you ready for badass training?

135
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Your legs are still pussies!
Now, you ready to stand?

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-Yes.
-OK.

137
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One, two...

138
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...three, go.

139
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All right. Better fall that time.

140
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Let's take five.

141
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You know, uh,

142
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Mom's been talking about you
a lot recently.

143
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Oh, yeah?

144
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She says thank you
for taking me to that concert.

145
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She say anything else?

146
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No.

147
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You writing a novel?

148
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Oh. No, it's a Facebook message.

149
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That? To who?

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I, uh...

151
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-Babe from high school.
-Oh.

152
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Ali.

153
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Ali? Like, the Ali?

154
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This is huge. This is huge!

155
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This is so… But I mean,
you're not gonna send that, right?

156
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You cannot send her that message.

157
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-Why not?
-Because it's, like, 80 pages.

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In all caps.

159
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I have 35 years' worth of stuff to say,
all right?

160
00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,212
OK, yeah, yeah. yeah.
But shorter messages are way cooler.

161
00:09:06,295 --> 00:09:09,423
Like, this just looks desperate.
And a little creepy.

162
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Sending her this would be like if you…

163
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like if you liked all of her photos.

164
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Oh, no.

165
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Oh, no!

166
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What the hell, man? I enjoyed the photos!

167
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And there's a button for that,
why wouldn't I click it?

168
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Because she can see that.

169
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All right, I got amped-up, OK?

170
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Look, she put a smiley face.
It's even got little red cheeks.

171
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Is she gettin' hot? Feelin' hot?
What am I supposed to do with that?

172
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I think it's just a smiley face.
Let's see.

173
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OK, she says she wants to know
what you've been up to.

174
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Good. This is good. We can salvage this.
Let's just make you a kick-ass profile.

175
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You'll be sending your message
from a position of strength.

176
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Uh… First we need to get some pictures.
Do you have any photos?

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00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:57,263
-Yeah, photos?
-Yeah.

178
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-Yeah, don't move.
-OK.

179
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I said "don't move!"

180
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:04,312
I can't believe
you went over to that dojo.

181
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,480
Are you OK? I mean, is Sam OK?

182
00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,858
She's shaken up. How could she not be?

183
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,652
Honestly, I'm shaken up too

184
00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:15,239
with a Cape Fear level karate psycho
terrorizing the neighborhood.

185
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,825
See? It sounds crazy
when you say it out loud.

186
00:10:17,908 --> 00:10:20,536
No. Sounds crazy
when other people said it.

187
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,038
But now I'm saying it.

188
00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:23,623
Look, the man is sick.

189
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,666
He's got weapons on his walls.

190
00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:28,711
And his students broke Demetri's arm.

191
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,588
Wait, wait, wait. They did what?

192
00:10:32,006 --> 00:10:35,217
- I'm going over there.
-What, are you gonna hit him?

193
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:38,012
Look, It's that kind of insanity
got us into this mess.

194
00:10:38,095 --> 00:10:42,099
And sanity will get us out, OK?
We're gonna stop him. We have to.

195
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,354
-But we're gonna do it my way.
-What's your way?

196
00:10:46,437 --> 00:10:48,939
Going to the police.

197
00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,738
Class, prepare for combat.

198
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:58,824
- All right.
- Pet snake! Legit! Yeah.

199
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:05,748
Holy shit! You remember?
Look, it's the kid with the lip!

200
00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:10,211
-Yo, I thought he moved.
-Oh, shit. You're right! Right.

201
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,796
- Dude!
- Whoa!

202
00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,882
-The hair kinda distracts you from it.

203
00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,342
All right, class.

204
00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,969
Let the games begin.

205
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:26,852
-You.
- Ooh!

206
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,604
All right, bro. You got this.

207
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,774
You.

208
00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:39,281
Man, I'm so pumped!

209
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:42,660
Ready?

210
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:47,748
-Ai!

211
00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:52,336
Now you're dead.

212
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,064
Finish him.

213
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:16,819
That's rough.

214
00:12:20,322 --> 00:12:21,365
Ooh!

215
00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,034
Yo, lights out, baby.

216
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,538
Where you going?

217
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,248
To my spot.

218
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,208
You lost to an untrained fighter.

219
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:34,628
-He's going to take your spot on the team.
- All right!

220
00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,137
Sensei,
Assface has been loyal to the dojo.

221
00:12:44,555 --> 00:12:46,056
I'm afraid he's not…

222
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,435
Cobra Kai material.

223
00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,190
I told you, only the strong will survive.

224
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:57,401
Combat! Ready? Fight! Come on, kill me.

225
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:12,666
You lose concentration on the battlefield,
and you're dead meat! You understand?

226
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,504
- Yes, Captain. Sorry, I just thought--
-Don't think!

227
00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:20,591
Your enemy wants you dead,
you have two choices. Kill or be killed.

228
00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,636
No hesitation,
no second thoughts, and no mercy!

229
00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:26,764
-What if they surrender?
- Never trust your enemy.

230
00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:31,143
You can leave all that peace and love crap
for the college sissies back home!

231
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,854
Now, gentlemen,
we have a mission tomorrow. Are we ready?

232
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:35,272
Yes, sir.

233
00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:37,358
-You better hope so.
- Captain.

234
00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,319
Now go get some rest.
You're gonna need it.

235
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,782
Hey, Herman. Over here.

236
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:53,415
Captain Turner took
that hit though.

237
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:54,667
Jesus.

238
00:13:56,710 --> 00:13:59,004
Not a word of this to Kreese, understood?

239
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,590
A distraction like that
could get him killed.

240
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,637
I'll be home soon, doll face.

241
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,273
Those are my only photos.
Don't have much after high school.

242
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,900
Oh, OK, um...

243
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:22,862
Do you have any
where you're wearing a shirt maybe?

244
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:23,946
Yes.

245
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:27,157
-Here you go. How's that?
-OK.

246
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,993
Uh, that's, um…

247
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,414
You know, we're probably just better off
going with some new photos.

248
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,040
Yeah, like present day?

249
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,000
Mmm.

250
00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:38,836
Not sure I want you
to grease me up right now.

251
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:40,880
Baby oil gets over everything.

252
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,549
I'm not gonna grease…

253
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:48,846
I was just thinking maybe we could go
with something more contemporary. Yeah?

254
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:53,225
Yes! We'll look at what Ali's into,
take pictures of me doing the same stuff!

255
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:55,769
-Not exactly what I meant.
-I'm not doing yoga.

256
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,313
-No.
-I will pet a dog.

257
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,230
Mm-hmm.

258
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,108
Think the aquarium will let me
get in with the dolphins?

259
00:15:01,191 --> 00:15:02,192
I don't know.

260
00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,279
You know what? We could Fotomat it.

261
00:15:05,362 --> 00:15:08,240
-What?
-All right. Let's go, Hot Wheels. C'mon.

262
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:10,743
Right, let's do it.

263
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:18,334
All right. So, you're lookin'
to file a complaint against a…

264
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,795
-John Kreese?
-Yeah, a restraining order, that's right.

265
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,173
-Hmm.

266
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,424
Something wrong?

267
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:28,385
An emergency protective order
has already been filed.

268
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:30,971
Really?

269
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,390
Oh, uh...

270
00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:36,977
-Well, good.
-No. It's against you, ma'am.

271
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:37,895
What?

272
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:40,272
Looks like Mr. Kreese came in
and gave a statement.

273
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:43,359
Says here you showed up
at his place of business

274
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,361
after hours, enraged.

275
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,529
OK, I was not enraged.

276
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:51,075
It was a perfectly measured response
to a man inciting violence.

277
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,663
-And you struck him?
-That's ridiculous. He's a liar.

278
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,626
-Honey?
-This story is missing a lot of context.

279
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:01,710
You hit him?

280
00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:08,592
-The man's a menace. He's deranged!
-Says here he's a Vietnam veteran.

281
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,344
Green Beret, Silver Star.

282
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:11,637
Oh, my God.

283
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:15,516
Those guys suffered a lot of turmoil.
The mental health stigma is real.

284
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:18,936
-You oughta be more considerate.
-I don't care if he has 50 Purple Hearts.

285
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:23,273
I still wanna file a restraining
emergency protection thing against him.

286
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:28,028
OK, but it'd just be the same thing.
You can't be within 500 yards of him, so…

287
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,823
This is a joke.
Are you gonna take his word for it?

288
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,908
It's up to a judge to sort out.

289
00:16:33,617 --> 00:16:36,328
Sign here to acknowledge
you've been served these papers.

290
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,749
Thanks for coming in.
That makes it a lot easier.

291
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,335
Oh, sure. Glad we could
make it convenient for you.

292
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,631
I have another idea.

293
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,466
But it's the nuclear option.

294
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,428
I hate it with every fiber of my being.

295
00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:09,361
-You chipped my tooth, bitch.
-You needed braces anyway.

296
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,323
Good job, Nichols.

297
00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:16,076
You know the drill. Off the mat.

298
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:22,041
Damn, girl!

299
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:23,876
You see that?

300
00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:25,627
You. Big boy.

301
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:29,923
Oh, yeah!
All right, who's going down next?

302
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,550
-Come on.
- Let's go.

303
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,676
He's mine.

304
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,180
Get him, Lip!

305
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,268
OK, all right. Let's see
if I can fix that lip of yours then.

306
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,399
Dude!

307
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,134
Wait. Stop.

308
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:18,847
-Finish him.

309
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,548
All right, class.
I think we can call it a day.

310
00:18:53,173 --> 00:18:54,550
Somebody pick him up.

311
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,976
-All right. You get it?
- Got it.

312
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,727
Let's see.

313
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,106
All right, looks good. Let's go.

314
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,868
No! Don't touch it!

315
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,204
- Sir, excuse me?
-Wha… Yeah, sorry. Didn't know.

316
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,298
Yeah.

317
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:42,139
- That's one way to do it.
-What the hell is this shit?

318
00:19:42,222 --> 00:19:43,348
It's a dragon roll.

319
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:47,227
So basically, you have some fresh avocado,
some chopped up cucumber,

320
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,354
some snow crab, and unagi on top.

321
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:52,524
-What? "Unagi"?
-Yeah, it's freshwater eel.

322
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,903
-Eel? People actually eat that crap?
-It's very popular.

323
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,529
Just have an open mind.

324
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,073
-Just take the picture. Ready?
-Yeah.

325
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,284
Just… yeah.

326
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,829
-Yeah, there we go. All right. Yes.
-Mmm!

327
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,415
-Oh, OK. OK, got it.
-Mmm!

328
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,541
-Got it?
-Yeah.

329
00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:16,298
All right, I'm gonna go wash my mouth out.
You want that?

330
00:20:16,381 --> 00:20:17,591
No, not anymore.

331
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,024
Miguel?

332
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,694
-Tory.
-How'd you know I worked here?

333
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:41,198
I didn't.
I thought you worked at the roller rink.

334
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,491
No, that's at night.

335
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,620
I gotta work two jobs now.
Mom's not doing well.

336
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:49,873
I'm sorry.

337
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,459
No, I'm sorry.

338
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,339
I know that I should've come to see you.

339
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,551
I just didn't know how to help.

340
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:03,804
So you did nothing.

341
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,228
I felt guilty about everything.

342
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,985
But we're doing everything we can to
get back at Miyagi-Do for what they did.

343
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,822
As Sensei Kreese says,
"If one of us gets hurt, we all get hurt."

344
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,116
Nobody else got hurt, Tory.

345
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,703
-I'm the one in a wheelchair.
-Yeah, I just meant--

346
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,121
I know what you meant.

347
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,459
I never cared about Miyagi-Do or Kreese,

348
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:36,003
I cared about us.

349
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:37,879
Did you?

350
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,967
Or were you just going out with me
to get Sam's attention?

351
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,305
-Is that really what you think?
-I saw you with her.

352
00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,475
-I didn't have a choice.
-Yes, you did, Tory!

353
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,562
I know you're helping your mom, but…

354
00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:55,105
you need help.

355
00:21:55,605 --> 00:21:57,232
You think I'm crazy?

356
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,652
-I didn't say that.
-No, that's OK. Everyone does.

357
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:04,072
I don't give a shit.
All that matters is who wins in the end.

358
00:22:06,241 --> 00:22:07,242
Nice seeing you.

359
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,503
We're so happy
you could join us, Armand.

360
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:22,632
-Sorry your wife couldn't make it.
-She had a… zumba mumba class.

361
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:25,719
I don't know. Bunch of bullshit.
This stuff is good!

362
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:28,722
It's Daniel's mother's famous
chicken cacciatore.

363
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,141
You should try dipping your bread in…

364
00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,018
the sauce.

365
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,271
Mmm. Yeah. Very good. So…

366
00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:38,899
why am I here?

367
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,943
Well, we just wanna talk
a little business.

368
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,446
You know we don't talk business.

369
00:22:44,529 --> 00:22:48,116
I don't trust car salesmen,
so I can't make a deal with you.

370
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:51,787
Well, how about you do a deal with me?

371
00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,789
Ah!

372
00:22:56,458 --> 00:22:58,418
Got a proposal for me, darling?

373
00:22:58,502 --> 00:23:01,254
Just a business proposal,
not the indecent kind.

374
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:02,339
Ah.

375
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,800
All right. Tell me. What?

376
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:09,388
I want you to evict a tenant
in your Reseda strip mall.

377
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:12,140
Is this about the snake karate?

378
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:15,394
Why would I evict him?
He's an excellent tenant.

379
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,270
Much better than the last guy.

380
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:20,982
No, he's a danger to our community.
He's unstable.

381
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,151
-He's unpredictable.
- So?

382
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:26,571
His rent is predictable.
He pays on time all the time.

383
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:31,618
OK, and just out of curiosity,
how much is that rent exactly?

384
00:23:31,701 --> 00:23:33,829
I can't tell you that.

385
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,289
It would be, how you say…

386
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,083
unethical.

387
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,127
We'll double it.

388
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,253
Amanda!

389
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:43,046
Nuclear option.

390
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,716
No, I want triple.

391
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,927
Look, all we want is Kreese to be gone.

392
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,513
Then you can rent out the space
to another tenant.

393
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,515
Ah.

394
00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:54,975
The double-dip.

395
00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,520
Mmm. I like the double-dip.

396
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,814
Mmm.

397
00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:05,777
-Deal!

398
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,823
-We want him out by tomorrow.
-All right. No problem. Tomorrow.

399
00:24:11,491 --> 00:24:12,367
Anyway,

400
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,953
it was great doing business with…

401
00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,080
one of you.

402
00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:58,330
- I have eyes on the target.
- Status on air support?

403
00:24:58,413 --> 00:24:59,372
No response.

404
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,918
Damn it. This goes south
and they don't know where we are,

405
00:25:03,001 --> 00:25:04,211
it's on you.

406
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:08,798
- Ponytail's in position.
-All right, we're live.

407
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,345
-Please work.
-Kreese, when he clears, you light 'em up.

408
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,764
-Oh, shit!

409
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,432
Blow it. Blow it now!

410
00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:20,644
-I can't!
-Take 'em out so we can get outta here!

411
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:23,563
-He's still there, Captain.
-Then he's dead. Blow it!

412
00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,488
- No!

413
00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,669
You son of a bitch, Kreese!

414
00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,046
We had 'em. You killed us!

415
00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:49,548
I... I couldn't.

416
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:01,101
Johnny, I'm…

417
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,653
Oh, God, he's dead because of me!
It's my fault. God!

418
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:13,238
Shut your goddamn mouth, Silver!

419
00:26:15,031 --> 00:26:18,159
I told you not to hesitate,
and now look what you did!

420
00:26:18,243 --> 00:26:20,328
Look at him, Kreese! Look!

421
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:35,760
What do you want?

422
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,055
Look, you pay your rent on time,

423
00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,390
but, unfortunately,

424
00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:43,602
I got a much higher offer for this space.

425
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:44,728
So, uh…

426
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,731
you can't rent here anymore.

427
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:52,569
-What about our contract?
-All my contracts have escape clauses.

428
00:26:52,652 --> 00:26:54,487
And I have eviction papers.

429
00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:56,406
Uh, so...

430
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,908
you have to leave today.

431
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,327
That's not happening.

432
00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:04,873
-Erik! Grigor!

433
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:15,091
My nephews are going to help you leave.

434
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:17,344
Whether you like it or not.

435
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:22,265
I just cleaned the blood off that mat.

436
00:27:26,227 --> 00:27:27,187
Oh, well.

437
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:30,315
Focus!

438
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:36,321
Come on, this is worse than yesterday!
You aren't trying. What's the problem?

439
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:37,989
You saw your ex. Big deal.

440
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:43,912
Big deal? Dude, look at you. We spent
all day doing bullshit for your ex,

441
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:45,914
making you look like someone you're not.

442
00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:48,500
At least
I told my ex how things really were!

443
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:52,420
Done with your little hissy fit
or are you just giving up?

444
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,048
-No, you are.
-What'd you say?

445
00:27:55,131 --> 00:27:56,383
You're the one giving up.

446
00:27:56,466 --> 00:27:57,967
-I don't know--
-Quiet!

447
00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:00,970
You let Kreese take your dojo.

448
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,973
You let Hawk, Tory, and everyone else
think you're weak.

449
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,892
Because it was a mistake to begin with.

450
00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,104
I shouldn't have brought back Cobra Kai,
look what happened.

451
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:12,732
What happened is you helped people
then walked away like a pussy.

452
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,322
You're a sensei. It's who you are.
If you can't see that, you're blind.

453
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:25,412
-Miguel…
-What?

454
00:28:29,082 --> 00:28:29,916
Huh.

455
00:28:32,502 --> 00:28:35,255
-Am I doing it?
-You're doing it.

456
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,175
-Holy shit! I'm doing it.
-You're doing it!

457
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,388
-Thank you.
-Nah.

458
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,182
No, thank you.

459
00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:57,318
I look ridiculous.

460
00:29:08,621 --> 00:29:12,375
Ali. You're right.
It's crazy how things change.

461
00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:15,920
For a long time,
I didn't have much direction in my life.

462
00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:18,214
But then, things got better.

463
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:21,176
I met a kid who needed some help.

464
00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:24,012
So I got back into karate,
became a sensei.

465
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:26,556
-Oh, yes!
- There were ups and downs.

466
00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:28,266
I even gave up for a while.

467
00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,977
But I can't give up anymore.

468
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:34,898
I have a long way to go
to be a better man, a better father,

469
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,399
a better teacher.

470
00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:39,319
But I can make
a difference in these kids' lives.

471
00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:43,490
It's a tough world out there,
and I can help them be ready for it.

472
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:44,991
That's what I've been up to.

473
00:29:45,658 --> 00:29:46,910
That's who I am.

474
00:29:46,993 --> 00:29:48,286
I'm a sensei.

475
00:29:50,705 --> 00:29:51,831
Nah, too long.

476
00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,512
Thank you again for your business.

477
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:07,222
While your car's being serviced,

478
00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:09,974
I wanna hook you up
with an Enterpise rental, very classy.

479
00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:12,977
My man Anoush is gonna help you
pick out something special.

480
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,021
He's new and a little slow,

481
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,649
so forgive him
if he's not as polished as me.

482
00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:21,110
I trained you. You were the garbage man
in the break room.

483
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,404
See, this is what I'm talking about.

484
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,159
He's the owner's cousin, so…

485
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,661
Right this way.

486
00:30:29,744 --> 00:30:32,247
Looks like our ducks
are finally in a row.

487
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,332
The dealership's back on its feet,

488
00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:37,627
Kreese is out of our lives.
How shall we celebrate?

489
00:30:39,045 --> 00:30:41,297
I was thinking maybe, like, a banner

490
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,966
that says "I told you so."

491
00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:45,760
Uh-huh. All right. Go ahead.
Get it out of your system.

492
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:46,719
I don't know, babe.

493
00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:50,849
All I'm saying is if I was around in '84.
you may not have as many stories to tell.

494
00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:54,143
-Uh-huh.
-I beat Cobra Kai in, what? One afternoon.

495
00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:58,064
All right. I did save the dealership
though. Don't I get a little credit?

496
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,275
You get more than a little.

497
00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:04,946
-I can't believe it's over.

498
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:07,198
-Here we go.
-Oh, put it on speaker.

499
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,785
-Hey, Armand.
-LaRusso. The deal is off.

500
00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:12,620
What? We had an agreement.

501
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:15,582
No, no, no, no.
I can't get out of contract.

502
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:19,919
Hello, Danny boy.

503
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:23,590
Nice try.
But you can't end a war with diplomacy.

504
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:28,469
So I suggest
you prepare your students for battle.

505
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,680
Because now,

506
00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:32,640
it's open season.

507
00:31:33,683 --> 00:31:34,934
On them…

508
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,269
and you.

509
00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:40,732
Snake. Snake!

510
00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:53,870
-Oh, God, I hate snakes!
-Dude. Stop being a little bitch, OK?

511
00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:56,706
Oh, shit, I think it touched me!
I think it touched me!

512
00:31:57,707 --> 00:31:59,000
Oh, my God!