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Diane. Do me a favour.
Pour Mischa there a real quick beer.
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Coming right up, Mischa.
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There you go.
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Sam, what is he doing with his hand?
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He plays cymbals for the Symphony.
They're in the middle of a concert.
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He's counting out a long rest
so he knows exactly when to get back.
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Fascinating. OK, that's 1 .25
out of a 20. 1 .50, 1 .75,
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two, three, four, five, ten and 20.
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Musicians are very temperamental.
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- Afternoon, everybody.
- Norm!
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Norman.
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- How's life, Norm?
- Not for the squeamish, Coach.
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You're shaking
like a meringue in an earthquake.
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My whole career as an accountant,
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l sat in my cubicle,
kept my mouth shut.
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- Today l volunteered for something.
- What?
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Every year,
the firm has a company party.
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- Yeah?
- Guess who's party director.
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Let me guess. l'm good at guessing.
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Julius LaRosa?
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Warm, Coach. Me.
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Gee, l should've taken more time.
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Probably.
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- How come you volunteered?
- To make points with the big boss.
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Last year, some nobody named Jensen
threw a luau in the parking lot.
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lt was a big hit.
You know where that man is today?
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Leaning over my shoulder
saying, ''Add faster.''
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What are you so upset about?
lt sounds like a great opportunity.
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That's what l thought.
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But after l volunteered,
l realised l never threw a party.
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l killed a few.
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What's the big deal?
You want excitement,
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pay a sexy chick
to jump out of a cake.
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lf you want to save money,
get Carla to do it.
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Carla.
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Strippers aren't enough here.
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Will you relax? Life's too short.
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You don't understand.
We're talking about 1 00 accountants.
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Their lives are incredibly dull
all week long.
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l gotta do something special
to turn them on, wake 'em up.
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The best party l was ever at
was in a locker room.
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That was after
we'd won the division championship.
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- That's why we were in Cleveland.
- Right.
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Norm, l've got a great idea.
Have yourself a hot-tub party.
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- What?
- The latest craze in California.
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You know, Weirdo Central.
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Get a bunch of people in a hot tub,
who knows what'll happen?
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Today l delivered two copies
of Star Parade magazine.
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- Guess who's on the cover in a tub?
- Julius LaRosa?
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No, Burt Reynolds.
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l used to be so good at this game.
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l did think of one icebreaker.
l go through this year's audits,
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find the biggest mistakes,
Xerox them and pass them around.
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We're talking monster laughs.
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You're a maniac, Normie.
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Perhaps l can give you an idea
that you could actually use.
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l think parties are the most fun
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when you can shed your everyday
mundane identity and be someone else.
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ln college, l held a party
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where everyone came as
their favourite Elizabethan poet.
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l remember.
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lt was so great,
l chose Christopher Marlowe.
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l was deeply into Dr Faustus
at the time.
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But l still get letters
from people who loved it.
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Say, didn't we used to have
a weekly Elizabethan Poet Night?
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Yeah, started getting too rowdy.
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You were charged with practising
iambic pentameter without a licence.
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Sam, if l'm to serve
both as a waitress
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and the butt of jokes,
l should make more money.
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What does a good butt make
in this town?
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ln keeping with the spirit of
this establishment, and its patrons,
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l suggest you get down in the mud
and throw a toga party.
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A toga party?
Where they dress up in sheets?
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l'm sure you'd love it.
lt's a stupid fraternity tradition.
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A bunch of borderline humans
stand around
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swilling beer
and vomiting on themselves,
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until, inevitably,
they raise their robes
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to reveal the depths
of their personalities.
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Hallelujah, l am saved!
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l can see it. This'll make that luau
look like a pig roast.
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Easily.
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Can l use Cheers?
l'll pay half what you ask.
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- How can l pass that up?
- l got a lot to do here.
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l should go home, close myself off
and work out all the details.
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- Good luck.
- l can do it in the bathroom.
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Sam.
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- Are these people dressed in togas?
- No, Coach.
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l thought it mean to be
a toga party.
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lt is.
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l'm getting my spells again.
l though l had 'em licked.
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- No, you are right, Coach.
- Sure?
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Yes. These people just haven't got
into the spirit of the party.
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Oh, thanks.
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Diane. The gang in the back
ready for another order?
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Not yet.
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lt's been an hour and a half.
Are they watching their ice melt?
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Actually, it's quite peppy.
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One fellow, believe or not,
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can recite every area code
in the country.
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We're talking dazzling entertainment.
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Sam, can you spring me
for a few minutes? l gotta see this.
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Enjoy, Coach.
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lf this guy knows Laramie, Wyoming,
l'll croak.
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Boy, this party stinks.
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Well, maybe we should do something
to help pick it up.
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l got an idea.
Why don't you go back to my office?
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ln my desk you'll find two tassels
and a G-string.
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l'll hum Night Train...
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- Come on.
- Get out.
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Let the games begin!
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Holy...
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Well, you all got the date right
so l know you can read.
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How come you're not in a toga?
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l was afraid everyone else would
chicken out and l'd look like a fool.
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Good point.
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Jensen, nice suit.
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Hello, there.
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Why did l volunteer? l'm a dead man.
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Sammy, you got someone
lying in state in the back room?
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Nobody's moved
for an hour and a half.
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Normie, l like it. You look like
the Pillsbury Dough Monster.
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- How come you're late?
- l had car trouble.
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You try flagging down help
dressed like this.
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Where's your wife?
Why isn't she at the party?
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She didn't hear about it.
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This is the worst party yet. Thanks
loads for the toga idea, Diane.
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Well, Norman, all you need
is a little icebreaker. Let me help.
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Everybody. How about a round of that
always enjoyable game, charades?
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l'll start off.
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Movie title.
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Four words.
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First word.
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My. Sounds like eye.
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l'll give you the first one,
get you going. OK, second word.
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What am l doing here? Eating.
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Doesn't this look like eating?
When do we eat and drink?
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Dinner! My Dinner...
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Third word.
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What is this? lt's little, isn't it?
lt's a little word.
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W. Begins with a W. Little word.
With! My Dinner With...
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My Dinner With Julius LaRosa!
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That's it.
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- OK, Ogden, Utah.
- Eight zero one!
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Hold it down, everybody,
it's the phone!
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l feel it! l feel that beat!
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Get up off your seat
and on your feet. lt's limbo time.
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Come on, everybody!
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Come on now.
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Last year, you ate a pig
with your fists. What's going on?
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Come on!
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Pack of nerds.
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Norm, that was a message for you.
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Somebody named Ruta
can't make it tonight.
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Ruta's the girl l had coming
to entertain the big boss.
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This can't be happening.
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First, l throw the worst party
in history,
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now l got no date for the big boss.
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You've got to set your boss up
with a woman?
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Yeah, it's the party director's duty.
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Why not ask one of the women here?
Or does your boss like live things?
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- Carla, do you suppose...?
- No, Norm. Don't look at me.
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l got four kids.
l'm not looking for more.
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- You needn't have sex with him.
- Doesn't matter. l'm a fast breeder.
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A man winks at me
and l'm three months along.
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l need a woman!
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Does anybody need anything?
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Hallelujah!
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Let me see if l've got this straight?
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You want me to
entertain a man l've never met.
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Pour him a few drinks
and chat with him.
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You don't have to go home with him.
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Though if you do, l'll drive.
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l'm joking around.
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l'm going to walk away and pretend
that you never asked me to do this.
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This could work out for you, too.
You might like this guy.
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He's intelligent.
He went to Harvard Business School.
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Sam?
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l can't believe your job depends
on you finding this guy a woman.
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That's right.
lt's demeaning and dehumanising,
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not just to me but to yourself.
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l get it.
You think l'm a kissy, right?
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lt's easy for you two to talk.
Diane's attractive, she's got brains.
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Sammy, good-looking, a baseball star.
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l've got nothing. My only hope is
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to find someone with something
and make them like me.
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- Norm...
- So if there are boots to be licked,
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apples to be polished and
fannies to be kissed, l'll be there.
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First time l saw a man
strut and grovel at the same time.
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You know, Norm is
kind of in a jam here tonight.
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- Now you want me to do this.
- lt wouldn't be so bad, would it?
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- You're asking me to do this.
- What's the big deal?
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You sit down with some old guy,
you have a drink, he'll fall asleep.
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Hello, Mr Sawyer, sir. Welcome.
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Well, Norman's a friend.
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l guess l could give the old geezer
a couple of minutes of my time.
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We are all honoured and thrilled
that you could make it.
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- l like your sheet.
- This old thing?
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Come on down here,
l'll show you a seat.
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Why don't you let me do that?
l know the place.
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l'll never forget this, Diane.
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Mr Sawyer, Diane Chambers.
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- Nice to meet you, Diane.
- Nice to meet you.
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Why don't you two sit right here?
You!
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Well, what would you like to drink?
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Scotch rocks.
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Barkeep, a little service, please.
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Mr Sawyer will have Scotch rocks.
Let's see, what am l in the mood for?
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How about a good beating?
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00:15:38,098 --> 00:15:40,255
- Perhaps a vermouth cassis.
- Fine.
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lf you need anything else, just
snap your fingers. ln several places.
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l guess working in a bar
makes you grumpy.
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Good evening! We're Eddie Barnett
and the Eddie Barnetters.
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OK, it's request time. Shout 'em out.
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Chicago?
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One of Eddie's favourites. Chicago.
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Norm, this band is the worst.
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l don't understand it.
They sounded so good over the phone.
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- So you're an art student?
- Yes.
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l always wanted to be a painter.
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l must say, it is so refreshing
to meet someone like you.
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Someone in business
who enjoys the finer things.
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Here you go. One for you.
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One for your lady of the evening.
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- To a sparkling conversationalist.
- Thank you.
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l'd normally ask you to go out
and find some place to talk,
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but l don't think we'd find
any place as quiet as this.
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- Something wrong with your drink?
- Yes.
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- l'll take it back.
- No, l know the bartender.
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- You sure?
- Yes, l'll be right back.
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- Do you have a problem, Mr Malone?
- Listen, you're a light drinker.
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Don't get carried away
and do something you'll regret.
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00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:37,448
You're not bothered
that l'm spending time with Herb?
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Herb?
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No. None of my business, really.
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Looks a little seamy
but seaminess has its place.
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A moment ago
you were encouraging it.
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A moment ago, he was 85 years old.
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l see. An old man is fine,
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but one whose kidneys
are functioning is taboo.
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Look, like l said,
it's none of my business,
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but he expects you to be his for the
whole evening. Know what l mean?
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Sam, we are having
a harmless conversation about art.
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- You know what l think?
- What?
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l think you're bothered
that he's so good-looking.
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You call that good-looking?
He's got padded shoulders
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and l bet that's not even
his real lips.
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- He's gorgeous. lt drives you crazy.
- No.
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lt kills you that there's
another attractive man in your bar.
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Another rooster in your henhouse.
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My days are much easier now we've got
those Cup-a-Soups in the office.
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lf that was your idea, Mr Sawyer,
you are a genius.
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Norm, how about l buy you a drink?
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Why don't you set sail for the bar
and have yourself a good time?
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That's wonderful, sir.
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l understand there's a pool table
in the back. How about a game?
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OK. l've never played before,
but why should that stop us?
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Thank you for that conversation, sir.
l'm the better for it.
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- Hi, there.
- Hello.
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That is a good-looking guy.
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l felt something kick.
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Now you know
why l never go to these things.
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lt's strange,
getting that reaction from people.
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l like to think it's the money
and position, not me.
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l can assure you, it's not you.
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l think Sawyer likes Diane.
l'm on my way, big guy.
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You're really sickening tonight.
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l know, Sam. l'm not proud of myself.
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But then, l never am.
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Well, Simon Says is my game.
l'm great at that.
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Maybe l can help you out. l can teach
you to play in a couple of minutes.
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Just put your left hand down,
like that.
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- Grab the end with your other hand.
- l'm not in the way, am l?
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- You smell wonderful. What is it?
- Thank you. Dandruff shampoo.
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- l like it.
- l don't flake for hours.
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- Herb, wait a minute.
- Diane, you're beautiful.
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You know, l don't believe in
mauling on the first date.
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- l didn't come to hear the band.
- We were having a nice conversation.
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- That part's over.
- How is everything back here?
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- Norman!
- He'll stop in a minute.
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- No, really.
- Mr Sawyer, sir...
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- Get lost, Norm.
- Fine, sir.
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- This is not my idea of romance.
- Come on.
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- Wait.
- l told you to leave.
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Mr Sawyer!
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- This is a big mistake.
- Sorry, sir. l know, sir.
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Nice cologne, sir.
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You're crazy. You set me up
with this girl and then do this?
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There's no room in my company
for unstable people.
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- Clean out your desk. You're fired!
- l figured.
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Norman, l'm real sorry
you lost your job.
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- That's what l was trying to avoid.
- lt's alright.
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What was that about?
Your boss just stormed out.
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- He's not my boss any more.
- What?
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He was all over Diane.
l had to get rough with him.
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l want a beer.
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- You OK?
- Yes.
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Well, go ahead. Gloat.
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Believe it or not,
l'm really sorry this happened.
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l know you must be feeling
hurt and angry right now.
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No.
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l'm not feeling hurt and angry.
l brought this on myself.
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- Actually, l feel kind of...
- Cheap?
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Alright, yes, l feel cheap.
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l saw an attractive person,
a little glamour,
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and l wanted to meet him so badly
that l threw myself at him.
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Totally sacrificing
my dignity and pride.
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What's wrong with that?
l do that all the time.
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For one terrible moment
l saw myself through his eyes.
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l saw nothing but a... cheap harlot.
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Come on. We all know
that you'd starve to death
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before you made a living
with your body.
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- Thanks, Sam.
- You're welcome, Diane.
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So he fired you, Norm?
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Fired me, Coach.
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You know something?
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l may not have a job.
l may not have a future.
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l may not have anything
except this sheet on my back.
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But you know something?
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l feel terrible.
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Gee, l'm sorry, Norm.
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- Did you really hit the boss?
- No, l just shoved him around a bit.
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Everybody, it's true.
Norman just punched out the boss.
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- l just pushed him around.
- Way to go, Peterson.
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Alright, Norman!
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Norman, our hero!
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