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I can't believe

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you got everyone

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to show us this early.

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Well, today is our last day

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we'll all be together.

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I need to savor every

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moment we have left.

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I brought comfort food,

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scrapbooks and tissues.

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Good Lord.

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Well, today

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should be perfect.

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And any perfect day

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involves crying

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uncontrollably.

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Which

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brings us to 2005.

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The Circle Park

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renovation was complete,

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and a young man named

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Thomas Haverford

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was still two years away

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from getting hired.

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Perhaps we could skip ahead,

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and just hit the highlights?

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I mean, I planned

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a comprehensive

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retrospective,

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but I guess I can

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just focus on the really

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important moments.

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Ah! The debate about

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getting a pod-based

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coffee machine.

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Garry and I wrote

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a little musical

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number about that.

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And it goes a little

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something like this.

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Why can't we just

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quickly shake hands,

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pretend we liked

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each other,

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and get out of here?

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I'm all for that.

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No, April, Ron,

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we need to

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celebrate everything

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that we've done

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together as a group.

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This is our last day here.

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Who knows when

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we'll all be together

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like this again?

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Excuse me. Hi.

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There's a swing in

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a park near my house

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that's been broken

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for about three months.

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Is it possible

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to get that fixed?

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"Anything is possible,

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if you follow your dreams."

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Johnny Karate.

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Except getting a swing fixed.

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None of us actually

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work here anymore.

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Come back in two hours

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when the office is open.

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Thank you.

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Wait.

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Actually, sir, we can help.

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We can, and we will.

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Because when

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we used to work here,

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helping people

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was our job.

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Forget about

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these old stories.

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Let's make a new one.

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Let's fix the swing.

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One last ride for

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the Parks and Rec gang.

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Who's in?

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Yeah!

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<i>The vote was four to three</i>

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<i>Donna said to get rid of me</i>

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<i>But Ron was suspicious</i>

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<i>Because my coffee</i>

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<i>was delicious</i>

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Come on, Garry.

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You're the mayor now.

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Have some dignity.

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Okay. So,

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first things first.

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Ben, I need you to cancel

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that 11:00 a.m. flight

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to Washington, D.C.

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'cause we have

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too much work here.

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Yup. I figured something

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like this would happen

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so I booked us

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a backup flight at 6:00.

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I love you. You're perfect.

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You get me. I'm so glad

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I'm married to you.

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I cannot wait

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to fix that swing

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so we can get your

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little butt right in to it.

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I know it's weird.

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Whatever. It motivates me.

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Okay. So, what is

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our first step

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What do we do on our quest

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{\an5}to help this man?

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Does anyone remember?

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Yes.

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A Parks and Recreation

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{\an5}equipment requisition form.

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Correct! Five points

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for Hufflepuff.

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Well, everything

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is paperless now.

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And none of us

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has a login.

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{\an5}So we can't access

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{\an5}the computers.

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Hang on.

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I have one right here.

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{\an5}Thanks to

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{\an5}Leslie's scrapbook,

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"Thanks Form

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the Memories".

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I knew those

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scrapbooks were going

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to come in handy.

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You came through

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like you always do.

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God, I'm going

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to miss you.

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Your confidence,

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your joie de vivre.

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{\an5}That crazy story

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{\an5}about you getting

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kicked out of En Vogue.

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Technically,

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I kicked them out.

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When do you leave

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for Seattle?

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Soon as I get my local

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real estate license.

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I'm married to a teacher,

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and I love the man,

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but I also love

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diamond watches.

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Well, whatever happens,

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{\an5}I know that you are

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{\an5}going to live an

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exciting and full life.

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Thirty-four hundred

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square feet,

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{\an5}a beautiful view

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{\an5}of Puget Sound,

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{\an5}and if you look

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{\an5}out this window,

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you can watch them build

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the new Space Haystack

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around the Space Needle.

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Wow. I can hardly see

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the needle anymore.

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I know, that's kind of

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the point.

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So, what are we thinking?

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Wow.

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It sold in two hours?

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You cannot beat

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the Seattle

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real estate market.

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I think it's all that coffee

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and legal marijuana,

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has people wanting

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to buy houses quickly

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and irrationally.

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Mmm.

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But the giant

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commission check has

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me thinking about...

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Mmm-hmm?

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Donna-Joe Adventure Quest.

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Ooh! Where are we going?

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Well, it can't

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beat last year.

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I mean, Middle Korea

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is so beautiful.

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Here's my idea.

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The Amazon.

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Oh!

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Three weeks of

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the best and most

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expensive places

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South America

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has to offer.

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I love it.

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Honestly, with the way

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work is going,

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I just need this right now.

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The school cut

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the math club.

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And math.

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They just don't

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teach math anymore.

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Oh.

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My poor little

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do-gooder teacher baby.

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Why don't we

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cuddle up on the couch,

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watch a movie,

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and then maybe later,

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I'll wear that

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little red thing?

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Yes, the red thing.

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Here, let me get this.

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Call Satan's Niece.

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<i>Hey, what do you want?</i>

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And this is me

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DJing a boat party

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in Venezuela.

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Kind of reminded me

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of the two weeks

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you and I spent there.

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Oh, yeah. That happened.

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Yeah, it did.

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April! What are you

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doing here?

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Babe, have a seat.

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What's going on?

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Recently, I was thinking,

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for the millionth time,

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how lucky I am

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to have found you.

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So, I've decided

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to treat yo' self.

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You're going to

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buy me a bunch of

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leather handbags?

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Donna is going to

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take some of the money

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you usually use

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on your trips

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and establish

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an education program

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through the foundation

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I work for.

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It's called

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Teach Yo' Self.

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And you and

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the other teachers

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will get money for

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after-school programs.

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For music, art, math,

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whatever you want.

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Baby, this is

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really generous.

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But I love our trips.

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And honestly,

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it's your money.

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You should spend it

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how you want.

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This is what I want.

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I've had a lot

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of adventures.

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I single-handedly

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started that doorknockers

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earring trend.

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I came in ninth

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in <i>Italy's Got Talent.</i>

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Yeah.

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I served on

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a NASCAR pit crew.

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I want a new

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kind of adventure,

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and I want to

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take it with you.

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Okay, I feel like

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it's time for me

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to get out of here.

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What is this mess?

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Why are you

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all in my office?

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I am calm.

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I am grateful. I am Craig.

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{\an5}We are on one last mission

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{\an5}to help the people of Pawnee.

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Craig, can you sign

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the requisition form?

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It will speed things up.

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You know, Craig,

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when I first met you,

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I thought,

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"There is a man

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who loves his job."

304
00:06:04,590 --> 00:06:05,975
And then I thought,

305
00:06:05,976 --> 00:06:07,360
"Oh, wow, he's intense."

306
00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:08,745
And then I thought,

307
00:06:08,746 --> 00:06:10,060
"Oh, no, he's insane.

308
00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:12,500
"That person is psychotic,

309
00:06:10,130 --> 00:06:11,315
and I need to

310
00:06:11,316 --> 00:06:12,500
call the police."

311
00:06:12,570 --> 00:06:13,685
Yeah, that's usually

312
00:06:13,686 --> 00:06:14,800
the way it goes.

313
00:06:14,870 --> 00:06:16,320
But I just think

314
00:06:16,321 --> 00:06:17,770
you've come so far.

315
00:06:17,840 --> 00:06:18,940
And I'm so glad

316
00:06:18,941 --> 00:06:20,040
that we are leaving

317
00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:21,155
the Parks Department

318
00:06:21,156 --> 00:06:22,200
in your hands.

319
00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:27,380
<i>Funny though it's true</i>

320
00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:30,980
{\an5}<i>Those silly things you do</i>

321
00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,820
<i>They only bring me</i>

322
00:06:33,890 --> 00:06:37,020
<i>Closer to you</i>

323
00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:45,200
My name is

324
00:06:43,730 --> 00:06:45,200
Craig Middlebrooks,

325
00:06:45,270 --> 00:06:46,705
I'm the part-time sommelier

326
00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,140
here at Tom's Bistro,

327
00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,040
and I'm a very good singer!

328
00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:51,670
Nice crooning, buddy.

329
00:06:51,770 --> 00:06:53,190
The gentleman

330
00:06:53,191 --> 00:06:54,610
over by the bar there

331
00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,970
sent you over

332
00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:55,970
this glass of wine,

333
00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,450
and his business card.

334
00:07:00,180 --> 00:07:01,425
Okay. So,

335
00:07:01,426 --> 00:07:02,670
as you all know...

336
00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:05,220
Okay, fine.

337
00:07:06,490 --> 00:07:07,790
We are gathered here today

338
00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:09,840
to join Craig Middlebrooks

339
00:07:09,841 --> 00:07:11,820
and Typhoon Montalban

340
00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,990
in holy matrimony.

341
00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:14,720
I don't know about this.

342
00:07:13,060 --> 00:07:14,720
I'm very scared.

343
00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,420
Oh, just relax,

344
00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,420
you nervous nelly.

345
00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,065
You're right.

346
00:07:18,066 --> 00:07:19,160
We love each other,

347
00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:20,365
and the tax break

348
00:07:20,366 --> 00:07:21,500
is substantial.

349
00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:23,440
Will the best man

350
00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:23,440
please present the rings?

351
00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:25,770
Good luck, you two.

352
00:07:30,210 --> 00:07:31,695
Typhoon, my love,

353
00:07:31,696 --> 00:07:33,180
happy anniversary.

354
00:07:34,550 --> 00:07:35,680
Do you have any regrets?

355
00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,865
Not one. Not a single one.

356
00:07:37,866 --> 00:07:39,480
Do you have any regrets?

357
00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:41,350
Are you kidding?

358
00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:41,350
Thousands!

359
00:07:41,420 --> 00:07:42,435
Most recently,

360
00:07:42,436 --> 00:07:43,450
this trout!

361
00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,890
Okay! April and Andy,

362
00:07:46,891 --> 00:07:48,190
I need to file this.

363
00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:49,540
Would anyone like

364
00:07:49,541 --> 00:07:50,820
to accompany me

365
00:07:48,260 --> 00:07:50,820
to the fourth floor?

366
00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:51,965
One last journey

367
00:07:51,966 --> 00:07:53,030
to the weirdest place

368
00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,030
on earth? Yes.

369
00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,800
Shotgun!

370
00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,800
We're just taking

371
00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,800
the elevator.

372
00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:56,300
I get to push buttons.

373
00:07:54,870 --> 00:07:56,300
I called it.

374
00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:57,900
Okay.

375
00:07:56,540 --> 00:07:57,900
He called it.

376
00:07:57,970 --> 00:07:59,310
Yeah, I know. I heard.

377
00:08:01,410 --> 00:08:02,790
Ethel Beavers.

378
00:08:02,791 --> 00:08:04,170
We need this filed, please.

379
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,245
We've gone digital.

380
00:08:06,246 --> 00:08:08,240
Get with the times,

381
00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:08,240
you Luddite.

382
00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,050
Man. Of all the places

383
00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,050
in Pawnee,

384
00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,780
I'm going to miss

385
00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,780
the fourth floor the most.

386
00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:14,555
The disturbing murals,

387
00:08:14,556 --> 00:08:17,260
the ominous lighting,

388
00:08:11,850 --> 00:08:17,260
the creepy people.

389
00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:18,990
Hi, April.

390
00:08:18,991 --> 00:08:20,250
I'm going to miss

391
00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:20,250
the food in Pawnee.

392
00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:22,990
Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut.

393
00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:24,110
But most of all,

394
00:08:24,111 --> 00:08:25,160
I'm going to

395
00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,160
miss you, Leslie.

396
00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,260
Oh, Andy,

397
00:08:26,261 --> 00:08:27,290
all of those things,

398
00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:28,665
including me,

399
00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:29,960
will still be with you

400
00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:29,960
in Washington.

401
00:08:31,270 --> 00:08:32,740
That is a beautiful sentiment.

402
00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,600
I just want to say

403
00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,600
that we are about

404
00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:36,725
to embark on

405
00:08:36,726 --> 00:08:37,770
an amazing adventure.

406
00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,910
And whatever happens,

407
00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,430
just know that

408
00:08:41,431 --> 00:08:42,880
Ben and I are always

409
00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:42,880
there for you.

410
00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,150
Mmm.

411
00:08:47,190 --> 00:08:48,220
Agent Macklin,

412
00:08:48,221 --> 00:08:49,250
I need you.

413
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,760
{\an5}Some thieves are

414
00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:50,760
trying to steal

415
00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,520
the legendary

416
00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:52,520
{\an5}Snakehole Sapphire.

417
00:08:52,860 --> 00:08:54,300
What the... No!

418
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,125
That sapphire has

419
00:08:56,126 --> 00:08:57,890
the power to activate

420
00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:57,890
the Cuban Missile Crisis.

421
00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:00,100
Miss Snakehole,

422
00:09:00,101 --> 00:09:01,730
{\an5}listen to me very carefully.

423
00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,430
You are in grave danger.

424
00:09:04,070 --> 00:09:05,270
In order to survive,

425
00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:06,740
{\an5}you must do

426
00:09:06,741 --> 00:09:08,140
everything I tell you.

427
00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:10,080
{\an5}Damn it, Macklin,

428
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,880
{\an5}I love it when you

429
00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,880
take charge.

430
00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,410
I must have you.

431
00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,245
{\an5}I know it's against protocol

432
00:09:15,246 --> 00:09:17,010
{\an5}but make love to me, you fool!

433
00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,420
You animal!

434
00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,080
Wait, seriously? 'Cause I

435
00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:21,080
{\an5}will do that right now.

436
00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,430
Okay. Raincheck that,

437
00:09:24,060 --> 00:09:25,430
all right?

438
00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:27,450
They're here.

439
00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,260
Trick or treat!

440
00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:31,765
Oh, look at them!

441
00:09:31,766 --> 00:09:33,200
Here you go,

442
00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:33,200
you little monsters!

443
00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,000
I love this.

444
00:09:34,370 --> 00:09:36,000
You guys are the best.

445
00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,900
My love, we have to go.

446
00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,640
Just put all the candy

447
00:09:38,970 --> 00:09:40,640
in a bowl or something.

448
00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:43,020
What's wrong?

449
00:09:43,021 --> 00:09:44,300
Did you eat all the candy?

450
00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:44,300
No!

451
00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:45,540
Did you?

452
00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:45,540
Yes,

453
00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:46,710
but that's not

454
00:09:45,610 --> 00:09:46,710
what's wrong.

455
00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,345
It's just... Seeing all

456
00:09:48,346 --> 00:09:49,910
those kids out there...

457
00:09:50,650 --> 00:09:51,780
Babe.

458
00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:55,520
I want to put

459
00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:55,520
a babe in you, babe.

460
00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:58,080
Andy, you know

461
00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:58,080
where I stand on this.

462
00:09:58,490 --> 00:09:59,605
Yes, I would love

463
00:09:59,606 --> 00:10:00,720
all the awesome stuff

464
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,890
my body

465
00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:01,890
would go through.

466
00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,830
I mean, if all it meant

467
00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:03,830
was puking

468
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,730
and getting

469
00:10:03,900 --> 00:10:05,730
weird stretch marks

470
00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:06,815
and veins everywhere,

471
00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:07,830
then sign me up.

472
00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:09,735
But at the end,

473
00:10:09,736 --> 00:10:11,100
we've brought a child

474
00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:11,100
into the world?

475
00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:12,200
That's disgusting.

476
00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:13,725
No. They wipe all of

477
00:10:13,726 --> 00:10:15,180
the disgusting stuff

478
00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:15,180
off of it immediately.

479
00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:18,010
I want a little April.

480
00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:22,350
Or even a little boy April.

481
00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,540
I know, I just can't

482
00:10:26,541 --> 00:10:28,760
wrap my head around it.

483
00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:31,960
We're going to be

484
00:10:30,690 --> 00:10:31,960
late for dinner.

485
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,190
Okay.

486
00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,190
Let's go.

487
00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:35,890
Hey!

488
00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:35,890
Come on in.

489
00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,295
Hey! Always nice

490
00:10:37,296 --> 00:10:38,630
to see Janet Snakehole

491
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,530
and Burt Macklin

492
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:40,530
in the mix.

493
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,660
What are you guys

494
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,660
dressed as?

495
00:10:41,740 --> 00:10:43,455
Oh, I'm Sandra

496
00:10:43,456 --> 00:10:45,170
Dee O'Connor. Get it?

497
00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,520
Sandra Dee plus

498
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:47,800
Sandra Day O'Connor?

499
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,140
Who's Sandra Dee?

500
00:10:49,210 --> 00:10:50,250
Who's Sandra Day O'Connor?

501
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:51,440
Forget it.

502
00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:54,180
And I am the Lamplighter,

503
00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,465
a character from

504
00:10:55,466 --> 00:10:56,680
my new board game sequel,

505
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:58,135
Cones of Dunshire,

506
00:10:58,136 --> 00:10:59,520
Winds of Tremorrah.

507
00:10:59,790 --> 00:11:01,855
Gameplay Magazine called it

508
00:11:01,856 --> 00:11:03,920
"punishingly intricate."

509
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:06,375
Wow, Ben, that is so cool.

510
00:11:06,376 --> 00:11:08,460
That is such a cool

511
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:08,460
thing to dress up as.

512
00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:10,025
You know, April,

513
00:11:10,026 --> 00:11:11,520
I know you think

514
00:11:08,530 --> 00:11:11,520
Cones is lame

515
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:13,570
but if you played just once,

516
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,125
I promise you that

517
00:11:15,126 --> 00:11:16,610
you would love it.

518
00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:16,610
All right, let's play.

519
00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:17,700
Really?

520
00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:17,700
No.

521
00:11:17,770 --> 00:11:19,100
Hey, where are the kids at?

522
00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:20,970
I want to say hi

523
00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:20,970
and wrestle all three

524
00:11:19,170 --> 00:11:20,970
of them at once.

525
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,510
Oh, they're trick-or-treating

526
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,275
in Georgetown

527
00:11:22,276 --> 00:11:23,510
with some friends.

528
00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:25,145
It's just us grown-ups

529
00:11:25,146 --> 00:11:26,710
tonight. No kids at all.

530
00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:34,225
Hey, Andy,

531
00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,660
why don't you give me

532
00:11:32,790 --> 00:11:35,660
a hand in the kitchen?

533
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,220
So? What do you

534
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,220
need a hand with?

535
00:11:39,530 --> 00:11:40,790
Oh, no, I just thought

536
00:11:40,791 --> 00:11:42,050
you might want to talk.

537
00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:44,560
Whoa!

538
00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:47,570
Dude, that's really slick.

539
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:48,885
Man, that's some

540
00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:50,130
secret agent stuff

541
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,130
right there.

542
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,270
So, April's still on

543
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,270
the fence about kids, huh?

544
00:11:52,340 --> 00:11:53,560
Yeah, and I'm

545
00:11:53,561 --> 00:11:54,780
freaking out, man.

546
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,370
I want kids so bad.

547
00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,410
You know, yesterday,

548
00:11:56,580 --> 00:11:58,410
I was at the park,

549
00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,850
and I saw this group

550
00:11:58,480 --> 00:11:59,850
of eight-year-olds

551
00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:01,115
laughing and playing

552
00:12:01,116 --> 00:12:02,320
and having a good time.

553
00:12:02,380 --> 00:12:04,150
I almost started crying.

554
00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,920
Granted,

555
00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,920
I had just face-planted

556
00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,920
on my rollerblades.

557
00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,460
That's what they

558
00:12:05,990 --> 00:12:07,460
were laughing at.

559
00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:08,620
Sure.

560
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,390
It was emotional.

561
00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:12,570
You know April.

562
00:12:12,571 --> 00:12:14,350
She has to come

563
00:12:10,790 --> 00:12:14,350
to it in her own time.

564
00:12:14,430 --> 00:12:16,020
She'll get there.

565
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,690
What if she doesn't?

566
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,665
Take one of our kids.

567
00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:20,930
We don't need all three.

568
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,730
Oh, my God, Ben.

569
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,730
Thank you.

570
00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,100
Oh, no, no, I was kidding.

571
00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:26,800
Yeah.

572
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,525
All right, go ahead.

573
00:12:28,526 --> 00:12:29,670
What?

574
00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,730
You're going to

575
00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,740
lecture me about how

576
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,080
Andy and I

577
00:12:30,810 --> 00:12:32,080
should have kids.

578
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,330
You're going to be like,

579
00:12:33,331 --> 00:12:34,510
"They're so great.

580
00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:34,510
They change your life.

581
00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,710
"And yes, they drive you nuts,

582
00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:36,710
but it's all worth it

583
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,880
"for the beauty and

584
00:12:36,780 --> 00:12:38,880
the majesty and the glory

585
00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:40,170
"of their little faces

586
00:12:40,171 --> 00:12:41,390
in the morning."

587
00:12:38,950 --> 00:12:41,390
Blah, blah, blah and barf.

588
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,750
You know why

589
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:42,750
it's so unfair?

590
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,190
Because you guys

591
00:12:42,820 --> 00:12:44,190
got so lucky.

592
00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:45,475
You had sex one time

593
00:12:45,476 --> 00:12:46,590
and you had three kids

594
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:48,095
and they're all,

595
00:12:48,096 --> 00:12:49,530
like, smart and great

596
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:49,530
and healthy.

597
00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:50,810
You think that's the

598
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:51,890
only time we had sex?

599
00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:51,890
Yes.

600
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,500
And now,

601
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,500
your lives are perfect.

602
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,470
But our life is

603
00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,470
pretty perfect already.

604
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:56,690
And you know what?

605
00:12:56,691 --> 00:12:57,840
Kids act the opposite

606
00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,840
of their parents.

607
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,100
That's why your

608
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,100
kids are so cool.

609
00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,400
But Andy and I are

610
00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,400
cool already,

611
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,500
so our kids will be, like,

612
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,500
really lame and weird.

613
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:03,710
I'm sorry.

614
00:13:03,711 --> 00:13:04,840
I just don't know

615
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,840
what to do.

616
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,780
Please tell me what to do.

617
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,780
What do I do?

618
00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,880
It's not about trying to

619
00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:09,880
make your life perfect.

620
00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:12,580
Nobody's lives are perfect.

621
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:14,785
You have kids

622
00:13:14,786 --> 00:13:16,920
because you and

623
00:13:12,650 --> 00:13:16,920
Andy are a team,

624
00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:18,820
and you want to bring in

625
00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:18,820
some new team members.

626
00:13:19,260 --> 00:13:21,020
So, you think we should?

627
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:22,625
I don't know

628
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:23,990
if you should have kids.

629
00:13:21,260 --> 00:13:23,990
I really don't.

630
00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,190
But I do like your team.

631
00:13:27,670 --> 00:13:28,985
All right, Ms. Ludgate.

632
00:13:28,986 --> 00:13:30,300
We're getting close.

633
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:32,790
{\an5}Babe, you look more

634
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,140
{\an5}beautiful right now

635
00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,140
than I have ever seen you.

636
00:13:34,940 --> 00:13:35,970
Wow.

637
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,355
Just your luck that

638
00:13:37,356 --> 00:13:38,670
you're going into labor

639
00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,670
on Halloween.

640
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:39,995
Can I get a warm

641
00:13:39,996 --> 00:13:41,240
towel to get that

642
00:13:38,750 --> 00:13:41,240
makeup off?

643
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,010
No! I want it on.

644
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:44,595
That's the whole point.

645
00:13:44,596 --> 00:13:46,110
I put the makeup on

646
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,110
after I went into labor.

647
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,905
Whatever blows your skirt up.

648
00:13:47,906 --> 00:13:49,620
Okay. You ready to push?

649
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,880
Wait, no, babe,

650
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,880
my birth mix.

651
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,880
Oh.

652
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,360
<i>He did the mash...</i>

653
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,970
Here comes a contraction.

654
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,970
Are you ready?

655
00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:58,360
Okay, I'm ready.

656
00:13:57,030 --> 00:13:58,360
Let's do this.

657
00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:00,400
<i>It was a graveyard smash</i>

658
00:13:58,430 --> 00:14:00,400
<i>He did the mash</i>

659
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,570
<i>It caught on in a flash</i>

660
00:14:02,571 --> 00:14:04,000
<i>He did the mash</i>

661
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,200
<i>He did the monster mash</i>

662
00:14:06,270 --> 00:14:07,785
<i>From the laboratory</i>

663
00:14:07,786 --> 00:14:09,300
<i>in the castle east...</i>

664
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,380
Burt Macklin Junior?

665
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,810
Mmm, we need

666
00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:13,810
a Halloween angle.

667
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:16,195
How about Demon Spawn

668
00:14:16,196 --> 00:14:18,510
Baby Satan Dwyer?

669
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:20,220
Oh, I like that.

670
00:14:20,221 --> 00:14:21,850
Yeah. Or maybe,

671
00:14:21,920 --> 00:14:25,260
Burt Snakehole Ludgate

672
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,195
Karate Dracula

673
00:14:27,196 --> 00:14:29,060
Macklin Demon

674
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:29,060
Jack-o'-Lantern Dwyer.

675
00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:30,330
We call him Jack

676
00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:30,330
for short.

677
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,130
What a beautiful baby.

678
00:14:32,470 --> 00:14:33,560
His name is Jack.

679
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:35,430
Strong name.

680
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,120
Listen, when you get a chance,

681
00:14:37,121 --> 00:14:38,700
will you sign these

682
00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,700
documents for me?

683
00:14:38,770 --> 00:14:40,000
I'll be back.

684
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,095
Oh, hey... Hold on

685
00:14:42,096 --> 00:14:43,210
a second. Dr. S.

686
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,640
Yes?

687
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,640
Hey.

688
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,765
It says on here that

689
00:14:48,766 --> 00:14:51,450
the baby was born

690
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:51,450
November 1st, 12:06 a.m.

691
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,955
I was wondering if you

692
00:14:53,956 --> 00:14:56,390
could change that

693
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:56,390
to 11:59 on Halloween.

694
00:14:56,860 --> 00:14:58,090
No can do.

695
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:59,455
You know, I'm a doctor.

696
00:14:59,456 --> 00:15:00,750
I have certain

697
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,750
ethical responsibilities.

698
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:02,560
Yeah, I get it, it's just

699
00:15:02,561 --> 00:15:04,290
that Halloween is very

700
00:15:00,830 --> 00:15:04,290
important to my wife,

701
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,915
so could you please just

702
00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:07,460
mark down that the baby

703
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,460
was born on Halloween?

704
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,160
I'll give you a good

705
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,160
review on Yelp.

706
00:15:09,270 --> 00:15:10,640
I can't.

707
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:13,155
Doctor, listen to me

708
00:15:13,156 --> 00:15:14,670
very carefully.

709
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,590
I don't know who you are

710
00:15:16,591 --> 00:15:18,340
or what you want,

711
00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,045
but I have a particular

712
00:15:20,046 --> 00:15:21,680
set of skills.

713
00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:23,285
Skills that I have acquired

714
00:15:23,286 --> 00:15:24,650
over a very long career.

715
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,050
Skills that make

716
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,380
me a nightmare

717
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:29,380
for people like you.

718
00:15:30,090 --> 00:15:31,390
Is that the monolog

719
00:15:31,391 --> 00:15:32,690
from <i>Taken?</i>

720
00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:35,100
My son was born on Halloween.

721
00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:35,100
Do you understand?

722
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:36,190
Yes, I do.

723
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,230
That's awesome.

724
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,230
Thank you.

725
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,230
Yeah, congratulations.

726
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:39,560
Yeah.

727
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:42,415
Hey. Hi. Oh, I want to scream,

728
00:15:42,416 --> 00:15:44,700
but I don't want to

729
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:44,700
wake up my godchild.

730
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,830
I'm assuming

731
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,830
it's my godchild, right?

732
00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:46,830
We can talk about it later.

733
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,305
Congrats, guys.

734
00:15:48,306 --> 00:15:49,670
I know it came

735
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:49,670
unexpectedly early,

736
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,410
but pretty cool

737
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,410
he was born in Pawnee.

738
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,845
Where do I put these?

739
00:15:52,846 --> 00:15:54,210
I have so many presents,

740
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:54,210
it's weird.

741
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,280
Yes!

742
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:56,810
Oh, for the baby?

743
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,280
Just put them over there.

744
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,320
What's his name?

745
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,320
Jack.

746
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:04,830
That's good.

747
00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:07,060
Welcome to the team,

748
00:16:05,690 --> 00:16:07,060
little guy.

749
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,570
Take this down

750
00:16:13,630 --> 00:16:15,570
to maintenance.

751
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,930
I know just where

752
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:16,930
to take it, Ethel.

753
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,060
And I know just the person

754
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,060
who should accompany me.

755
00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:20,405
I'm a little busy

756
00:16:20,406 --> 00:16:21,640
right now.

757
00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,640
Not you, Kyle.

758
00:16:21,940 --> 00:16:23,205
How many times did

759
00:16:23,206 --> 00:16:24,470
you and I deliver

760
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,645
a form to maintenance,

761
00:16:25,646 --> 00:16:26,740
just like this?

762
00:16:26,810 --> 00:16:27,895
Oh, so many

763
00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:28,980
great conversations,

764
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:30,165
bonding and

765
00:16:30,166 --> 00:16:31,280
mentoring moments.

766
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,165
It seems only right

767
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,980
that we make this journey

768
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:34,980
one final time.

769
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,130
What was that, boo-boo?

770
00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:38,130
Nothing.

771
00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,720
Ohhh!

772
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,945
Tommy T and

773
00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:44,100
Sexy Lexy Knope.

774
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,690
What are you two

775
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,690
bad Larrys up to?

776
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,390
Well, this is our

777
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,390
last day in Pawnee

778
00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:48,500
and we have one

779
00:16:48,501 --> 00:16:49,530
last problem to fix.

780
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,915
Hold up. You're leaving?

781
00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,230
For truth?

782
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,590
I am going to

783
00:16:53,591 --> 00:16:54,870
miss you so much.

784
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,540
What's going on?

785
00:16:54,940 --> 00:16:56,540
You're not injured?

786
00:16:56,610 --> 00:16:58,140
Uh, yeah, I'm injured.

787
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:00,165
I got a terminal case

788
00:17:00,166 --> 00:17:02,120
of "get me to the front

789
00:16:58,210 --> 00:17:02,120
of the line at Six Flags!"

790
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:03,950
Sha-boosh!

791
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,450
It's a winter wonderland!

792
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,235
I'm gonna be so sad

793
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,550
to see you go.

794
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:12,390
Because I finagled my way

795
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:12,390
onto your family phone plan.

796
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,730
And when you leave,

797
00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,730
that all goes away from me.

798
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:16,560
Jean-Ralphio...

799
00:17:16,561 --> 00:17:18,090
Hush, child. Hush,

800
00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:18,090
hush, hush, hush.

801
00:17:18,430 --> 00:17:20,065
Will you do me

802
00:17:20,066 --> 00:17:21,700
one final kindness?

803
00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:23,535
Will you pretend

804
00:17:23,536 --> 00:17:25,300
to be my wife for

805
00:17:21,770 --> 00:17:25,300
an insurance scam,

806
00:17:25,370 --> 00:17:26,840
but then we fall

807
00:17:26,841 --> 00:17:28,310
in love for real?

808
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,000
Also, can I have a pair

809
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,000
of your gym socks?

810
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,670
And don't worry.

811
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,670
It's not for anything weird.

812
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,110
It's just a fetish I have.

813
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,770
Jean-Ralphio.

814
00:17:33,180 --> 00:17:34,770
Yeah.

815
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:36,515
Although I truly hope that

816
00:17:36,516 --> 00:17:38,180
I never see you again,

817
00:17:38,250 --> 00:17:39,780
I do wish you

818
00:17:39,781 --> 00:17:41,310
a long and happy life.

819
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,370
Today

820
00:17:45,371 --> 00:17:47,220
we say goodbye

821
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,220
to Jean-Ralphio Saperstein.

822
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,920
As per his last will

823
00:17:47,930 --> 00:17:49,920
and testament,

824
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,215
we will now listen

825
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:52,430
to his favorite song,

826
00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:54,515
<i>Bend Over,</i>

827
00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:56,530
by Lil Jon featuring Tyga.

828
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,730
<i>Bend over make your knees</i>

829
00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,730
<i>touch your elbows</i>

830
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,570
<i>Bend over make your knees</i>

831
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,570
<i>touch your elbows</i>

832
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:07,865
Whoo! Okay, okay,

833
00:18:07,866 --> 00:18:08,980
they bought it.

834
00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,980
They bought it.

835
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,210
Do you have

836
00:18:09,050 --> 00:18:10,210
the insurance money?

837
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,880
No doubt, no doubt.

838
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,880
Let's hit it, bro.

839
00:18:11,950 --> 00:18:12,980
Time to start

840
00:18:12,981 --> 00:18:14,010
a casino in...

841
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:17,790
<i>Uh, Tajikistan</i>

842
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:19,450
<i>Down in the ground</i>

843
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,500
<i>Talking about Tajikistan!</i>

844
00:18:21,630 --> 00:18:22,720
Shh, shh, shh.

845
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,700
This is the best idea

846
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,700
you've ever had.

847
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,500
No, no, no.

848
00:18:26,501 --> 00:18:28,200
This is God's idea.

849
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:28,200
I'm just the vessel.

850
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,570
When you sneak out of here,

851
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,570
do not be suspicious.

852
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,530
Don't be suspicious.

853
00:18:30,870 --> 00:18:32,530
Don't be suspicious.

854
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,440
<i>Don't, don't be suspicious</i>

855
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,440
<i>Don't, don't be suspicious</i>

856
00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:36,030
<i>Don't, don't be suspicious</i>

857
00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:36,030
<i>Don't, don't be suspicious</i>

858
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,810
<i>Don't, don't be suspicious</i>

859
00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:37,810
<i>Don't, don't be suspicious</i>

860
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,460
<i>Don't be suspicious</i>

861
00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:41,040
<i>Don't be suspicious</i>

862
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:42,500
<i>Don't be suspicious</i>

863
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:43,850
<i>Don't be suspicious</i>

864
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,415
<i>Don't be suspicious</i>

865
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,910
<i>Don't be suspicious</i>

866
00:18:46,990 --> 00:18:48,175
<i>Don't be suspicious</i>

867
00:18:48,176 --> 00:18:49,360
<i>Don't be suspicious</i>

868
00:18:49,620 --> 00:18:50,620
Jean-Ralphio?

869
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,110
Go! Go, go, go, go!

870
00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:53,490
Tajikistan or die!

871
00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,490
Tajikistan or die!

872
00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,795
Tajikistan or die!

873
00:18:54,796 --> 00:18:56,030
Tajikistan or die!

874
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,530
So... Tom and I

875
00:18:58,531 --> 00:19:00,500
have a swing to fix.

876
00:18:56,560 --> 00:19:00,500
Let's go.

877
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,885
Leslie? I've always

878
00:19:03,886 --> 00:19:05,500
loved you.

879
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:07,700
I know.

880
00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:13,870
There's my bestie.

881
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:14,970
Hey, Jamm.

882
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,700
I'm glad I'm catching you

883
00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:18,080
before you jet.

884
00:19:18,150 --> 00:19:19,395
Got a little parting

885
00:19:19,396 --> 00:19:20,640
gift for you.

886
00:19:22,020 --> 00:19:23,020
Horrifying.

887
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:24,535
Yeah, Yoko had

888
00:19:24,536 --> 00:19:25,780
a real killer bod,

889
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,390
just like you.

890
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:28,990
I'm gonna miss you, Les.

891
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,620
You know, in a way,

892
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:31,620
I'm gonna miss you, too, Jamm.

893
00:19:32,030 --> 00:19:33,700
Good luck with whatever

894
00:19:33,701 --> 00:19:35,370
you decide to do.

895
00:19:42,210 --> 00:19:43,870
Hey!

896
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,090
<i>Arigato. Arigato.</i>

897
00:19:46,091 --> 00:19:47,870
Arigato, Daytona Beach.

898
00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:53,450
Hey, be good.

899
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,490
Okay.

900
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,200
Oh, man, I forgot

901
00:20:07,201 --> 00:20:09,000
that maintenance

902
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:09,000
was closed on Fridays.

903
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:10,720
What would our last ride

904
00:20:10,721 --> 00:20:12,370
be without one more

905
00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:12,370
bureaucratic snafu?

906
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:13,955
Don't worry, boo-boo.

907
00:20:13,956 --> 00:20:15,470
Tommy will solve

908
00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,470
this problem, no sweat.

909
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:16,940
Can I just say, Tom,

910
00:20:16,941 --> 00:20:18,340
you have accomplished

911
00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,340
so much,

912
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,830
you have come so far,

913
00:20:19,831 --> 00:20:21,210
now you're so successful...

914
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,320
Don't forget well-dressed.

915
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:23,870
Yes, and well-dressed.

916
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,780
I am so very proud of you.

917
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:27,855
Thanks, Leslie.

918
00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:28,990
I'm proud of me, too.

919
00:20:29,990 --> 00:20:31,050
<i>Nice crooning, buddy.</i>

920
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,495
Uh, the gentleman

921
00:20:32,496 --> 00:20:33,860
{\an5}by the bar there

922
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:34,940
sent you over

923
00:20:34,941 --> 00:20:35,950
this glass of wine,

924
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:38,300
and his business card.

925
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:42,600
Okay. So, as you all know,

926
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,370
Tom's Bistro

927
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:44,370
has been presented

928
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,070
with a huge

929
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,070
expansion opportunity,

930
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,340
and I don't want to

931
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,340
make a decision until

932
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,140
I hear from my senior

933
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,140
advisory board.

934
00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,595
So, is this a good idea?

935
00:20:50,596 --> 00:20:51,980
Accounting Nerd.

936
00:20:52,050 --> 00:20:53,540
I'm a congressman, Tom.

937
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,050
Can you at least

938
00:20:53,610 --> 00:20:55,050
call me Ben?

939
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,750
No can do, Accounting Nerd.

940
00:20:56,751 --> 00:20:58,380
We all knew you before

941
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,380
you were a big shot.

942
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,580
Let's keep the whining

943
00:20:58,450 --> 00:20:59,580
to a minimum.

944
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,020
Well, there are always

945
00:21:01,021 --> 00:21:02,120
going to be risks

946
00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,620
when you open

947
00:21:02,190 --> 00:21:03,620
new restaurants.

948
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:04,920
But you've done

949
00:21:03,690 --> 00:21:04,920
your homework.

950
00:21:04,990 --> 00:21:06,430
All the numbers line up.

951
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,260
Side-note,

952
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:10,575
I would again strongly

953
00:21:10,576 --> 00:21:12,820
recommend adding

954
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:12,820
calzones to the menu.

955
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,585
Hey, all my data suggests

956
00:21:14,586 --> 00:21:16,270
that the country's

957
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:16,270
definitely trending calzone.

958
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,400
The worst. Ron?

959
00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:19,805
It's a bold capitalistic

960
00:21:19,806 --> 00:21:21,140
gambit, son.

961
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,240
But nothing ventured,

962
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,270
nothing gained.

963
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:24,470
Regal Meagle?

964
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,510
<i>Real estate is pretty</i>

965
00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:26,510
<i>cheap right now.</i>

966
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:28,280
<i>If you're going to do it,</i>

967
00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:28,280
<i>this is a good time.</i>

968
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:30,750
Okay. I'm doing it.

969
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:32,955
Over the next five years,

970
00:21:32,956 --> 00:21:35,090
there's going to be 20

971
00:21:30,820 --> 00:21:35,090
Tom's Bistros across America.

972
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,740
Look out, world.

973
00:21:36,741 --> 00:21:38,120
Tommy's about to blow up.

974
00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,630
<i>And blow up he did,</i>

975
00:21:40,690 --> 00:21:41,860
<i>but not in a good way.</i>

976
00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:43,860
{\an5}<i>He lost everything.</i>

977
00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:46,050
<i>Today, Tom Haverford</i>

978
00:21:46,051 --> 00:21:47,770
<i>is broke, destitute.</i>

979
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,200
<i>And worst of all, swaggerless.</i>

980
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,355
Tommy, you've got

981
00:21:52,356 --> 00:21:53,870
to stop watching this.

982
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,870
I can't tear myself away.

983
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,010
It's a whole documentary

984
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:56,010
about my failures.

985
00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:57,370
That you made!

986
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:00,225
I had to. I have to

987
00:22:00,226 --> 00:22:02,470
remember every tiny

988
00:21:57,980 --> 00:22:02,470
awful aspect of this.

989
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:04,165
I lost everything, Lucy.

990
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:05,780
The franchises,

991
00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:05,780
most of my money...

992
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,550
I had to sell my

993
00:22:05,850 --> 00:22:07,550
pocket square collection!

994
00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:09,520
What are people's eyes

995
00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:09,520
going to be drawn to?

996
00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:11,390
Look, you had

997
00:22:09,690 --> 00:22:11,390
a tough break.

998
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,190
The stock market tanked,

999
00:22:11,930 --> 00:22:14,190
credit dried up.

1000
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,360
Who could have predicted

1001
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,360
that the country

1002
00:22:14,260 --> 00:22:16,360
would run out of beef?

1003
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,120
You've just got

1004
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:18,120
to move on.

1005
00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:19,460
That's the problem, though.

1006
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:21,095
I've gone bust in the past,

1007
00:22:21,096 --> 00:22:22,660
but it was because

1008
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:22,660
I did something reckless.

1009
00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:24,035
This time,

1010
00:22:24,036 --> 00:22:25,300
I was smart and careful,

1011
00:22:22,770 --> 00:22:25,300
and I still went broke.

1012
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:26,870
What do I do now?

1013
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,740
Well, you and I

1014
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,740
are going to be fine.

1015
00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:30,780
And you'll come up

1016
00:22:28,810 --> 00:22:30,780
with a new idea.

1017
00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:32,540
You always do.

1018
00:22:34,010 --> 00:22:35,495
Well, the cabin is not quite

1019
00:22:35,496 --> 00:22:36,980
as rustic as I would like.

1020
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:39,520
Diane made me install

1021
00:22:39,521 --> 00:22:41,990
luxury items like

1022
00:22:37,050 --> 00:22:41,990
a driveway and faucets.

1023
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,275
But it's yours

1024
00:22:43,276 --> 00:22:44,490
as long as you need it.

1025
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,960
Ben and Leslie sent over

1026
00:22:45,961 --> 00:22:47,360
this gift basket for you.

1027
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,330
No meat, I checked.

1028
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,330
Thanks, Ron. Lucy's away

1029
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,330
on business for a month,

1030
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,015
so I'm just gonna

1031
00:22:53,016 --> 00:22:54,630
clear my head and get to work

1032
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,630
on my next big project.

1033
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:55,980
I'm glad to see you

1034
00:22:55,981 --> 00:22:57,260
pulling yourself up

1035
00:22:54,700 --> 00:22:57,260
off the mat.

1036
00:22:57,370 --> 00:22:58,670
What is this project?

1037
00:22:58,770 --> 00:23:00,285
I'm gonna write

1038
00:23:00,286 --> 00:23:01,800
a blockbuster action film.

1039
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,245
You see <i>10 Fast 10 Furious:</i>

1040
00:23:03,246 --> 00:23:04,610
<i>Tokyo Drift 3?</i>

1041
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,770
I did not, no.

1042
00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:07,830
Well, you might be

1043
00:23:07,831 --> 00:23:09,810
the only one.

1044
00:23:05,850 --> 00:23:09,810
It made $2.9 billion.

1045
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,150
Action movies

1046
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:11,150
are cash cows.

1047
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,385
All I gotta do

1048
00:23:12,386 --> 00:23:13,550
is churn one out

1049
00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:13,550
and let the money roll in.

1050
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:15,020
What is this film about?

1051
00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:17,005
I have no idea.

1052
00:23:17,006 --> 00:23:18,920
But I have the perfect title.

1053
00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,980
<i>Sniper Race Delta:</i>

1054
00:23:20,981 --> 00:23:22,930
<i>Beijing Inferno.</i>

1055
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,430
I know you have had

1056
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,430
a rough go of it,

1057
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,970
and you can spend your time

1058
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:29,970
however you like.

1059
00:23:30,340 --> 00:23:31,905
But whatever you write

1060
00:23:31,906 --> 00:23:33,470
is gonna have your name on it.

1061
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,130
At least make it something

1062
00:23:33,540 --> 00:23:35,130
you're proud of.

1063
00:23:35,810 --> 00:23:37,540
Good luck, son.

1064
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,560
<i>I once started</i>

1065
00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:56,820
<i>an entertainment company.</i>

1066
00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:57,960
<i>It failed in four months.</i>

1067
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,660
<i>I opened a clothing</i>

1068
00:23:58,900 --> 00:24:00,660
<i>rental store.</i>

1069
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,860
<i>I built a restaurant empire.</i>

1070
00:24:02,940 --> 00:24:04,060
<i>They all failed.</i>

1071
00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:06,285
<i>But the story of America</i>

1072
00:24:06,286 --> 00:24:08,300
<i>isn't about second</i>

1073
00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:08,300
<i>or third chances.</i>

1074
00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:11,160
<i>It's about fourth,</i>

1075
00:24:11,161 --> 00:24:13,510
<i>fifth, sixth, twentieth,</i>

1076
00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:13,510
<i>fiftieth chances.</i>

1077
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,120
<i>That's how long it took me</i>

1078
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:17,120
<i>to get where I am today.</i>

1079
00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:19,835
<i>Bestselling author of...</i>

1080
00:24:19,836 --> 00:24:22,490
Failure:

1081
00:24:17,180 --> 00:24:22,490
An American Success Story.

1082
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:31,800
<i>As you know</i>

1083
00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:31,800
<i>if you've read the book,</i>

1084
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:33,735
<i>I've outlined seven</i>

1085
00:24:33,736 --> 00:24:35,600
<i>different types</i>

1086
00:24:31,870 --> 00:24:35,600
<i>of successful people.</i>

1087
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:38,160
<i>You can be an Andy.</i>

1088
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:40,110
<i>An April.</i>

1089
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:42,970
<i>A Ben.</i>

1090
00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:44,840
<i>A Leslie.</i>

1091
00:24:45,350 --> 00:24:46,370
<i>A Ron.</i>

1092
00:24:47,650 --> 00:24:48,740
<i>A Donna.</i>

1093
00:24:49,580 --> 00:24:50,800
<i>Or my personal favorite.</i>

1094
00:24:50,801 --> 00:24:52,020
<i>A Tom.</i>

1095
00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:53,920
<i>But what do we definitely</i>

1096
00:24:53,921 --> 00:24:55,390
<i>not want to be?</i>

1097
00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:56,860
A Garry!

1098
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:58,090
<i>That's right.</i>

1099
00:24:58,091 --> 00:24:59,260
<i>Do not be a Garry.</i>

1100
00:25:00,530 --> 00:25:01,930
He's talking about me.

1101
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,560
Hey.

1102
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:05,560
Hey!

1103
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,230
Thanks so much

1104
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,230
for coming, guys.

1105
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,565
Are you kidding?

1106
00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:09,830
Tom, this is incredible.

1107
00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:11,120
A bestselling book,

1108
00:25:11,121 --> 00:25:12,340
a 40-city tour.

1109
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,740
Well, I couldn't have

1110
00:25:12,410 --> 00:25:13,740
done it without you.

1111
00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:15,300
Well, the book is

1112
00:25:13,810 --> 00:25:15,300
called <i>Failure.</i>

1113
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,370
I don't know

1114
00:25:15,380 --> 00:25:16,380
how to take that.

1115
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:17,590
I'm serious.

1116
00:25:17,591 --> 00:25:18,740
You guys have

1117
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:18,740
always supported me.

1118
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,740
Here, I inscribed

1119
00:25:19,250 --> 00:25:20,740
you a copy.

1120
00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,240
"When I think of success,

1121
00:25:23,150 --> 00:25:25,240
I think of you.

1122
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,350
"You are a true

1123
00:25:26,351 --> 00:25:27,380
inspiration to me.

1124
00:25:27,450 --> 00:25:28,600
"I love you.

1125
00:25:28,601 --> 00:25:29,750
Tom Haverford."

1126
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,050
Oh, sorry, that's actually

1127
00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:32,050
for Kendrick Lamar.

1128
00:25:32,930 --> 00:25:34,020
Here's yours.

1129
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,490
"Best wishes."

1130
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,220
And I mean

1131
00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,220
every word of it.

1132
00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:45,510
So, how are we going

1133
00:25:43,570 --> 00:25:45,510
to fix this swing?

1134
00:25:45,570 --> 00:25:46,900
Hold a public forum?

1135
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:48,370
Have a rally?

1136
00:25:48,371 --> 00:25:49,770
Smash that door

1137
00:25:46,970 --> 00:25:49,770
and do some looting?

1138
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,010
Actually, I think

1139
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,010
there's a simpler solution.

1140
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,265
We just need

1141
00:25:53,266 --> 00:25:54,450
the help of the most

1142
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,450
powerful man in Pawnee.

1143
00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:58,650
Jim, how the heck are you?

1144
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,150
{\an5}Yeah, look,

1145
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,150
I hate to bother you,

1146
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:01,620
but I'm here with

1147
00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:01,620
my two best friends,

1148
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,250
{\an5}Leslie Knope

1149
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,250
{\an5}and Tom Haverford.

1150
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:04,450
Shh.

1151
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,360
{\an5}And we need the first-floor

1152
00:26:04,530 --> 00:26:06,360
{\an5}maintenance room open.

1153
00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:08,095
Mmm. Okay, great.

1154
00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:09,460
And best to Louise

1155
00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:09,460
and the girls.

1156
00:26:09,530 --> 00:26:10,550
Okay, bye-bye.

1157
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:12,560
You guys are all set.

1158
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,730
{\an5}Thank you, Mayor Gergich.

1159
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:14,730
{\an5}You really saved our butts.

1160
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,830
I am so happy that

1161
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:16,830
you get to be mayor.

1162
00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:17,960
Are you enjoying yourself?

1163
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:19,100
Oh, are you kidding me?

1164
00:26:19,170 --> 00:26:20,390
Leslie, I know that

1165
00:26:20,391 --> 00:26:21,610
this is purely ceremonial

1166
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,370
and it will be over in

1167
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,370
just a couple of weeks,

1168
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,280
but I just don't know

1169
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,280
how my life

1170
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:26,540
could get any

1171
00:26:25,350 --> 00:26:26,540
better than this.

1172
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,865
In a turn of events

1173
00:26:30,866 --> 00:26:32,480
both shocking

1174
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:32,480
and unexpected,

1175
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,220
{\an5}interim mayor

1176
00:26:32,550 --> 00:26:34,220
{\an5}Garry Gergich

1177
00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:35,320
{\an5}was officially

1178
00:26:35,321 --> 00:26:36,350
{\an5}elected today,

1179
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,485
thanks to a massive

1180
00:26:37,486 --> 00:26:38,550
write-in campaign.

1181
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:40,330
Mayor Gergich,

1182
00:26:40,331 --> 00:26:42,030
what are your plans

1183
00:26:38,630 --> 00:26:42,030
for your first actual term?

1184
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:43,160
Oh, geez. Uh,

1185
00:26:43,161 --> 00:26:44,220
you know what,

1186
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,220
I have no idea, Perd.

1187
00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:45,380
I mean,

1188
00:26:45,381 --> 00:26:46,460
this is so crazy.

1189
00:26:46,530 --> 00:26:48,115
I just hope I do a good job,

1190
00:26:48,116 --> 00:26:49,700
and I promise

1191
00:26:46,530 --> 00:26:49,700
I'm going to try my best.

1192
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,090
And faithfully

1193
00:26:52,091 --> 00:26:53,740
serve the people

1194
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:53,740
of Pawnee, Indiana.

1195
00:26:53,810 --> 00:26:54,855
As President

1196
00:26:54,856 --> 00:26:55,900
of City Council,

1197
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,910
I, Councilwoman

1198
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:57,910
Brandi Maxxxx,

1199
00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:00,180
star of more than

1200
00:27:00,181 --> 00:27:02,380
11,000 adult films

1201
00:26:57,980 --> 00:27:02,380
in the last two years,

1202
00:27:02,450 --> 00:27:03,715
officially declare

1203
00:27:03,716 --> 00:27:04,980
Garry Gergich

1204
00:27:05,050 --> 00:27:06,535
Mayor of Pawnee, Indiana,

1205
00:27:06,536 --> 00:27:08,020
for the fourth time.

1206
00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:09,910
Thank you, Pawnee!

1207
00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:11,420
Okay, great.

1208
00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:13,460
Garry Gergich,

1209
00:27:13,461 --> 00:27:15,430
you are now mayor, again,

1210
00:27:11,490 --> 00:27:15,430
for the tenth time,

1211
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:17,480
proving conclusively

1212
00:27:17,481 --> 00:27:19,460
that in these corporate

1213
00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:19,460
states of America,

1214
00:27:19,530 --> 00:27:20,985
it's the entrenched powers

1215
00:27:20,986 --> 00:27:22,440
who hold all the cards.

1216
00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:24,100
Thank you,

1217
00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:24,100
Councilman Morris.

1218
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,230
Thank you, Pawnee!

1219
00:27:26,710 --> 00:27:28,790
Happy birthday,

1220
00:27:28,791 --> 00:27:30,870
my sweet, sweet husband.

1221
00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,310
We all love you so much.

1222
00:27:33,810 --> 00:27:34,995
I have had

1223
00:27:34,996 --> 00:27:36,180
the perfect life.

1224
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,000
I have had

1225
00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:39,120
the perfect marriage.

1226
00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,210
Oh.

1227
00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:41,775
The perfect children

1228
00:27:41,776 --> 00:27:43,260
and the perfect

1229
00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:43,260
grandchildren

1230
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,880
and great-grandchildren.

1231
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:47,940
And I just want you to know

1232
00:27:47,941 --> 00:27:49,520
how much I love you.

1233
00:27:49,930 --> 00:27:51,415
Okay. Come on, everybody.

1234
00:27:51,416 --> 00:27:52,900
Say "Gergich."

1235
00:27:52,970 --> 00:27:54,530
Gergich!

1236
00:27:57,170 --> 00:27:58,985
Mayor Garry Gergich died

1237
00:27:58,986 --> 00:28:00,800
peacefully, in his sleep,

1238
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:03,075
on his 100th birthday,

1239
00:28:03,076 --> 00:28:05,280
holding the hand of

1240
00:28:00,870 --> 00:28:05,280
his beloved wife, Gayle.

1241
00:28:06,780 --> 00:28:09,050
Mmm. Gayle looks amazing.

1242
00:28:10,220 --> 00:28:11,280
Yeah, yeah, I know.

1243
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,170
He will now be given

1244
00:28:14,171 --> 00:28:16,620
the Indiana Notary

1245
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:16,620
Society's highest honor,

1246
00:28:16,690 --> 00:28:18,250
the 21-Stamp Salute.

1247
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:28,240
Rest in peace,

1248
00:28:26,270 --> 00:28:28,240
friend.

1249
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,170
They spelled his name wrong

1250
00:28:31,171 --> 00:28:32,700
on the tombstone.

1251
00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:36,810
Close enough.

1252
00:28:35,410 --> 00:28:36,810
Hmm.

1253
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:39,670
It's time to go.

1254
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,515
Okay. How's this

1255
00:28:44,516 --> 00:28:45,650
for a headline?

1256
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,335
"Still Swinging:

1257
00:28:47,336 --> 00:28:48,950
Parks Gang Reunites

1258
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,950
for One Last Bang."

1259
00:28:49,020 --> 00:28:50,290
That's a little dirty.

1260
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,350
Well, it's a headline,

1261
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,350
Shauna. Sex sells.

1262
00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:55,490
Speaking of which,

1263
00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:55,490
how's your personal life?

1264
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,090
Uh... Not great.

1265
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,160
I met a guy online,

1266
00:28:59,161 --> 00:29:01,160
and we started chatting a lot,

1267
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,160
and I really liked him,

1268
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,020
but he turned out to be

1269
00:29:03,021 --> 00:29:04,800
a computer program

1270
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,800
that a scientist invented

1271
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,740
to test the gullibility

1272
00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:06,740
of human women.

1273
00:29:06,810 --> 00:29:08,800
Oh, boy.

1274
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:10,100
Shauna, you're

1275
00:29:08,910 --> 00:29:10,100
a very nice person.

1276
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,740
And although your life

1277
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:12,740
has been filled with

1278
00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:14,710
romantic disasters

1279
00:29:14,711 --> 00:29:16,610
too horrific and

1280
00:29:12,810 --> 00:29:16,610
numerous to catalog,

1281
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,580
I just want you to know

1282
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:18,580
that I honestly believe

1283
00:29:18,650 --> 00:29:19,765
that you will find

1284
00:29:19,766 --> 00:29:20,880
happiness someday.

1285
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,390
Excuse me. Ma'am?

1286
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,720
Are you okay?

1287
00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:31,700
Oh, I'm fine.

1288
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,630
I was supposed to

1289
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,630
get married today,

1290
00:29:33,700 --> 00:29:34,780
but my fiancé left me

1291
00:29:34,781 --> 00:29:35,860
at the altar.

1292
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:38,500
He texted me,

1293
00:29:38,501 --> 00:29:41,030
"Game running into overtime.

1294
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:41,030
I'll try and stop by."

1295
00:29:43,310 --> 00:29:44,840
Oh. That sucks.

1296
00:29:44,841 --> 00:29:46,370
Yeah.

1297
00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:48,380
I'm really sorry you're sad.

1298
00:29:48,381 --> 00:29:50,210
Nobody should ever be sad.

1299
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,485
You know what helps me

1300
00:29:51,486 --> 00:29:52,650
when I'm sad?

1301
00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:54,750
And I think it might

1302
00:29:52,890 --> 00:29:54,750
just help you, too.

1303
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:56,480
What?

1304
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:57,560
Gum.

1305
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,290
My company makes it.

1306
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,760
Thanks.

1307
00:30:06,100 --> 00:30:07,615
Okay. Would you two

1308
00:30:07,616 --> 00:30:09,130
like to exchange vows?

1309
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,460
Shauna, I love you so much.

1310
00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,540
I can't believe we

1311
00:30:11,570 --> 00:30:13,540
just met five hours ago.

1312
00:30:13,610 --> 00:30:15,340
I know, right?

1313
00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:17,210
But I really love you.

1314
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,770
You're so nice.

1315
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,640
Remember how

1316
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,640
you offered me gum

1317
00:30:18,850 --> 00:30:20,640
when I was sad?

1318
00:30:21,850 --> 00:30:23,650
Yes! I totally

1319
00:30:21,850 --> 00:30:23,650
remember that.

1320
00:30:24,150 --> 00:30:26,020
You're nice, too.

1321
00:30:24,150 --> 00:30:26,020
And so smart.

1322
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,080
You're, like, the smartest

1323
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,080
person I've ever met

1324
00:30:26,090 --> 00:30:28,080
in my whole life.

1325
00:30:28,190 --> 00:30:29,590
And so pretty.

1326
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:30,720
I just want to

1327
00:30:30,721 --> 00:30:31,780
give you gum forever.

1328
00:30:31,860 --> 00:30:33,225
By the power vested in me

1329
00:30:33,226 --> 00:30:34,590
by the State of Indiana,

1330
00:30:34,660 --> 00:30:35,795
I now pronounce you

1331
00:30:35,796 --> 00:30:36,930
husband and wife.

1332
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:38,115
You may kiss the bride.

1333
00:30:38,116 --> 00:30:39,230
Yeah!

1334
00:30:41,940 --> 00:30:43,235
We did it!

1335
00:30:43,236 --> 00:30:44,530
Totally! We did it!

1336
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:45,835
You gotta throw

1337
00:30:45,836 --> 00:30:47,000
your thing.

1338
00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:47,000
Oh, yeah.

1339
00:30:48,810 --> 00:30:49,830
Ha!

1340
00:30:51,710 --> 00:30:53,560
Knope. Make yourself

1341
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:55,410
useful and hand me

1342
00:30:51,710 --> 00:30:55,410
that crescent wrench.

1343
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:57,180
Well...

1344
00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:59,480
{\an5}Not bad craftsmanship, Ron.

1345
00:30:59,550 --> 00:31:01,850
It is perfect craftsmanship.

1346
00:31:03,290 --> 00:31:04,775
I calculate the cost

1347
00:31:04,776 --> 00:31:06,260
of my labor at $38.

1348
00:31:07,330 --> 00:31:08,560
I can send the bill to you?

1349
00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:12,160
So, you think

1350
00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:12,160
you're going to stick

1351
00:31:10,330 --> 00:31:12,160
around Pawnee?

1352
00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:14,245
Oh, I imagine so.

1353
00:31:14,246 --> 00:31:16,260
Not sure where I

1354
00:31:12,230 --> 00:31:16,260
would go, really.

1355
00:31:16,670 --> 00:31:18,105
Well, we're going to

1356
00:31:18,106 --> 00:31:19,540
come back here a lot.

1357
00:31:19,610 --> 00:31:20,840
You know what they say.

1358
00:31:22,910 --> 00:31:24,210
Don't be a stranger.

1359
00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:27,530
{\an5}Despite the recent

1360
00:31:27,531 --> 00:31:28,680
{\an5}financial crisis,

1361
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,480
Very Good Building

1362
00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:30,480
Company will finish

1363
00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:32,450
fiscal year 2022 in

1364
00:31:32,451 --> 00:31:34,320
{\an5}excellent financial shape,

1365
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,270
thanks in large part

1366
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:37,580
to the stewardship

1367
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,580
of your chairman, Ron Swanson.

1368
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,605
Mr. Chairman,

1369
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:40,850
would you like to say

1370
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,850
a few words?

1371
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,630
I resign as chairman.

1372
00:31:46,631 --> 00:31:48,260
Effective immediately.

1373
00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:49,805
Uh, would you like

1374
00:31:49,806 --> 00:31:51,040
to explain why?

1375
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:52,760
No.

1376
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:54,040
Should we discuss

1377
00:31:54,041 --> 00:31:55,240
your retirement package?

1378
00:31:55,410 --> 00:31:57,540
Just give me whatever

1379
00:31:55,410 --> 00:31:57,540
the Board thinks is fair.

1380
00:31:57,810 --> 00:31:59,110
Agreed.

1381
00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:00,670
Best of luck.

1382
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,150
Don't get emotional, Vaughn.

1383
00:32:00,750 --> 00:32:03,150
You're embarrassing yourself.

1384
00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:06,715
I'm sorry.

1385
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:07,780
What just happened?

1386
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,510
My brother resigned.

1387
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:11,560
No sense dwelling on the past.

1388
00:32:11,561 --> 00:32:13,460
Any more new business?

1389
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:15,245
Yeah. You need

1390
00:32:15,246 --> 00:32:16,430
a new chairman,

1391
00:32:14,060 --> 00:32:16,430
for starters.

1392
00:32:16,530 --> 00:32:18,360
I'll do it. Anything else?

1393
00:32:19,670 --> 00:32:21,100
Again, Lon, not how

1394
00:32:21,101 --> 00:32:22,530
corporate governance works.

1395
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,775
Congressman.

1396
00:32:28,776 --> 00:32:29,910
Ron, what a surprise.

1397
00:32:29,980 --> 00:32:30,980
Please invite me inside.

1398
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:32,525
This city reeks of swampland

1399
00:32:32,526 --> 00:32:33,910
and government overreach.

1400
00:32:34,980 --> 00:32:37,080
Great to see you as always.

1401
00:32:37,150 --> 00:32:39,590
Ron, your family is beautiful.

1402
00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:41,210
They are a handsome bunch.

1403
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,250
Diane and I are

1404
00:32:41,590 --> 00:32:43,250
especially proud,

1405
00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:44,940
because Ivy was

1406
00:32:44,941 --> 00:32:46,490
just accepted

1407
00:32:43,390 --> 00:32:46,490
at Stanford University.

1408
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,720
California?

1409
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:49,410
Sunshine,

1410
00:32:49,411 --> 00:32:51,030
health food, surfing.

1411
00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:51,030
Your worst nightmares.

1412
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,530
Congratulations.

1413
00:32:51,100 --> 00:32:52,530
It's a great school.

1414
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:53,880
Yeah? It's going to

1415
00:32:53,881 --> 00:32:55,160
cost an arm and a leg.

1416
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,160
Did you take my advice?

1417
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,760
I did. Thank you again.

1418
00:32:56,870 --> 00:32:59,135
I sold some of my gold,

1419
00:32:59,136 --> 00:33:01,400
and officially diversified

1420
00:32:56,870 --> 00:33:01,400
my portfolio.

1421
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,640
Very smart.

1422
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:04,040
What'd you end up

1423
00:33:04,041 --> 00:33:05,300
investing in?

1424
00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:05,300
Mutual funds? Bonds?

1425
00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:07,745
No, something solid and

1426
00:33:07,746 --> 00:33:10,080
dependable that will certainly

1427
00:33:05,410 --> 00:33:10,080
stand the test of time.

1428
00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:12,400
Congratulations.

1429
00:33:12,401 --> 00:33:14,250
You now own 51%

1430
00:33:10,550 --> 00:33:14,250
of the Lagavulin Distillery.

1431
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,190
{\an5}Pleasure doing

1432
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,190
{\an5}business with you.

1433
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,190
And with you.

1434
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,150
Sláinte.

1435
00:33:16,660 --> 00:33:18,150
Sláinte.

1436
00:33:20,460 --> 00:33:21,660
So, Ron,

1437
00:33:21,661 --> 00:33:22,860
what brings you here?

1438
00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:26,415
I am at something of

1439
00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:27,930
a personal crossroads.

1440
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,165
Yes! I love

1441
00:33:29,166 --> 00:33:30,330
personal crossroads.

1442
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,490
I once made the mistake

1443
00:33:32,491 --> 00:33:34,340
of not talking to you

1444
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:34,340
at such a moment,

1445
00:33:34,410 --> 00:33:35,575
and I do not intend

1446
00:33:35,576 --> 00:33:36,740
to repeat that error.

1447
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:39,430
Well, let's take a walk.

1448
00:33:39,431 --> 00:33:41,280
There's a cute

1449
00:33:37,580 --> 00:33:41,280
little park nearby.

1450
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:45,170
I suppose I had

1451
00:33:45,171 --> 00:33:47,520
simply accomplished

1452
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:47,520
everything I wanted to,

1453
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:48,835
and there seemed

1454
00:33:48,836 --> 00:33:50,080
to be little point

1455
00:33:47,590 --> 00:33:50,080
in continuing.

1456
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,360
So, what do you

1457
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,360
want to do now?

1458
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:54,640
Well, that's the problem.

1459
00:33:54,641 --> 00:33:55,920
I am not sure.

1460
00:33:56,930 --> 00:33:59,100
My kids are growing up.

1461
00:33:59,101 --> 00:34:01,270
My days in an office

1462
00:33:56,930 --> 00:34:01,270
feel like a waste.

1463
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,805
I would like to

1464
00:34:03,806 --> 00:34:05,770
turn my attention

1465
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,770
to something

1466
00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:08,800
that would make

1467
00:34:06,810 --> 00:34:08,800
me feel useful.

1468
00:34:09,910 --> 00:34:11,525
But for the life of me,

1469
00:34:11,526 --> 00:34:13,140
I cannot figure out what.

1470
00:34:14,580 --> 00:34:15,860
And there are

1471
00:34:15,861 --> 00:34:17,140
not many people...

1472
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:20,050
I mean, we were workplace

1473
00:34:20,051 --> 00:34:21,880
proximity acquaintances

1474
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:21,880
for many years.

1475
00:34:22,390 --> 00:34:23,490
And so, I thought...

1476
00:34:23,491 --> 00:34:24,590
I thought, maybe...

1477
00:34:24,890 --> 00:34:26,075
Say no more,

1478
00:34:26,076 --> 00:34:27,260
you big softie.

1479
00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:29,300
I'm going to spend

1480
00:34:27,330 --> 00:34:29,300
every waking moment

1481
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,990
trying to figure

1482
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:30,990
this out for you.

1483
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,900
You want to stay for dinner?

1484
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:33,735
We're having steak.

1485
00:34:33,736 --> 00:34:34,900
Mmm.

1486
00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:36,600
But we're also hosting

1487
00:34:34,970 --> 00:34:36,600
several members

1488
00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:38,430
of the House Subcommittee

1489
00:34:36,670 --> 00:34:38,430
on Foreign Affairs.

1490
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,470
I'll take that steak to go,

1491
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:41,470
please and thank you.

1492
00:34:47,180 --> 00:34:48,925
Hey, there you are.

1493
00:34:48,926 --> 00:34:50,670
Thanks for meeting me here.

1494
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:53,240
Well, if you'd held them here

1495
00:34:50,750 --> 00:34:51,995
instead of that

1496
00:34:51,996 --> 00:34:53,240
conference room,

1497
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,810
I would have come

1498
00:34:53,320 --> 00:34:54,810
to more meetings.

1499
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,720
I've got to

1500
00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:56,720
tell you, Leslie.

1501
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:58,090
Establishing

1502
00:34:58,091 --> 00:34:59,390
this national park

1503
00:34:56,790 --> 00:34:59,390
right next to Pawnee

1504
00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,890
is quite an accomplishment.

1505
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,240
This is a fine piece

1506
00:35:03,241 --> 00:35:04,320
of land you saved.

1507
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:05,880
Thank you, Ron.

1508
00:35:05,881 --> 00:35:07,160
You want to run it?

1509
00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:10,005
The superintendent of

1510
00:35:10,006 --> 00:35:11,240
Bryce Canyon retired,

1511
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,770
and I convinced

1512
00:35:12,771 --> 00:35:14,240
the superintendent

1513
00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:14,240
of this park to transfer,

1514
00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:15,470
shuffled a few

1515
00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:15,470
things around...

1516
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:16,570
The point is, someone

1517
00:35:16,571 --> 00:35:17,600
needs to take care

1518
00:35:15,540 --> 00:35:17,600
of this place now.

1519
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,010
Thought it should be you.

1520
00:35:19,550 --> 00:35:20,640
I...

1521
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,615
Well, first of all,

1522
00:35:23,616 --> 00:35:25,110
I would be working for

1523
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,110
the federal government...

1524
00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:26,420
Your job would be

1525
00:35:26,421 --> 00:35:27,650
to walk around

1526
00:35:25,190 --> 00:35:27,650
the land alone.

1527
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,690
You'd live in the same town

1528
00:35:27,720 --> 00:35:29,690
you've always lived in.

1529
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:30,910
You'd work outside,

1530
00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:32,060
you'd talk to bears.

1531
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,060
Next argument.

1532
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,525
Well, there must be

1533
00:35:33,526 --> 00:35:34,920
dozens of people

1534
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,920
gunning for this job.

1535
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,190
I wouldn't want you

1536
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,190
to ruffle any feathers.

1537
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:38,530
Am I even qualified?

1538
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,915
Well, a few people

1539
00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:41,230
might be annoyed.

1540
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:41,230
But they'll get over it.

1541
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,470
And as far as

1542
00:35:43,471 --> 00:35:45,640
your qualifications,

1543
00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:45,640
you're Ron Swanson.

1544
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,300
Stop being a dummy

1545
00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,300
and accept.

1546
00:35:48,940 --> 00:35:50,000
When do I start?

1547
00:35:50,210 --> 00:35:51,300
Oh, today.

1548
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:52,780
I already accepted for you.

1549
00:35:52,781 --> 00:35:54,180
I still remember how

1550
00:35:51,380 --> 00:35:54,180
to forge your signature.

1551
00:35:54,650 --> 00:35:56,640
Let's go meet your staff.

1552
00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,570
Pawnee National

1553
00:35:59,571 --> 00:36:00,650
Park Rangers,

1554
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:02,655
this is Ron Swanson,

1555
00:36:02,656 --> 00:36:04,590
your new superintendent

1556
00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:04,590
and boss.

1557
00:36:05,660 --> 00:36:07,575
Rangers. My name is

1558
00:36:07,576 --> 00:36:09,490
Ronald Ulysses Swanson.

1559
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:13,090
Your job, and mine,

1560
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:14,535
is to walk this land

1561
00:36:14,536 --> 00:36:15,900
and make sure

1562
00:36:13,170 --> 00:36:15,900
no one harms it.

1563
00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:18,235
If you show up on time,

1564
00:36:18,236 --> 00:36:19,730
speak honestly,

1565
00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:21,140
and treat everyone

1566
00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:21,140
with fairness,

1567
00:36:21,210 --> 00:36:22,840
we will get along just fine.

1568
00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:25,440
Though hopefully

1569
00:36:24,010 --> 00:36:25,440
not too fine,

1570
00:36:25,510 --> 00:36:26,730
as I am not looking

1571
00:36:26,731 --> 00:36:27,950
for any new friends.

1572
00:36:28,010 --> 00:36:29,210
End of speech.

1573
00:36:29,820 --> 00:36:31,150
Well said.

1574
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:35,720
Thank you, Leslie.

1575
00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:38,490
You're welcome, Ron.

1576
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,125
Okay.

1577
00:36:45,126 --> 00:36:46,690
Time to go to work.

1578
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:52,140
<i>Laugh with me, buddy</i>

1579
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,830
<i>Jest with me, buddy</i>

1580
00:36:55,780 --> 00:36:57,875
<i>Don't let her get</i>

1581
00:36:57,876 --> 00:36:59,970
<i>the best of me, buddy</i>

1582
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:03,410
<i>Don't ever let me</i>

1583
00:37:03,411 --> 00:37:06,140
<i>start feeling lonely</i>

1584
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,960
Well, I have to make

1585
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,960
{\an5}a couple more adjustments.

1586
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,690
Babe, I don't want

1587
00:37:19,100 --> 00:37:20,690
to seem dramatic,

1588
00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:22,600
but I have just

1589
00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:22,600
reconsidered

1590
00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:22,600
every decision

1591
00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:24,100
that we have made

1592
00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:24,100
over the last year

1593
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,230
and I think we need to stay

1594
00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:26,230
in Pawnee forever.

1595
00:37:26,310 --> 00:37:27,500
I know.

1596
00:37:27,570 --> 00:37:28,805
But we have to

1597
00:37:28,806 --> 00:37:30,040
pick up the kids and

1598
00:37:27,570 --> 00:37:30,040
we have a flight to catch.

1599
00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:31,600
But when is this

1600
00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:31,600
group of people

1601
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,670
ever going to be

1602
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:33,670
all together again?

1603
00:37:33,750 --> 00:37:35,380
That's all I want.

1604
00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:36,730
All of these people

1605
00:37:36,731 --> 00:37:38,010
in the same place

1606
00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:38,010
at the same time.

1607
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,750
It will happen. Someday.

1608
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,710
What's going to happen

1609
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,710
between now and then?

1610
00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:42,920
A lot.

1611
00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:45,550
And it's all going

1612
00:37:43,860 --> 00:37:45,550
to be great.

1613
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,360
You promise?

1614
00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,360
I promise.

1615
00:37:54,500 --> 00:37:56,270
This is a nice house.

1616
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,270
You say that every time

1617
00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:58,270
we're here.

1618
00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,600
I'm just trying

1619
00:37:58,340 --> 00:37:59,600
to distract you,

1620
00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:01,470
so you don't have

1621
00:37:59,670 --> 00:38:01,470
a nervous breakdown.

1622
00:38:01,610 --> 00:38:03,370
I think I am past that point.

1623
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,780
You don't have to worry

1624
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,780
about me anymore.

1625
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:06,570
Hey, folks. Welcome back.

1626
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:07,765
Great to have

1627
00:38:07,766 --> 00:38:08,880
so many good friends

1628
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:08,880
and colleagues.

1629
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:10,230
We're looking forward

1630
00:38:10,231 --> 00:38:11,510
to a great conversation

1631
00:38:08,950 --> 00:38:11,510
and a good dinner.

1632
00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:12,730
As usual, there is

1633
00:38:12,731 --> 00:38:13,880
only one rule.

1634
00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:15,290
No shop talk.

1635
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,090
So, if you want

1636
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,090
to discuss politics,

1637
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,060
you're going to have

1638
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,060
to wait until after dinner.

1639
00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,590
I'm looking at you, Leslie.

1640
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:22,210
Okay. Well, as long

1641
00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:23,760
as we get to

1642
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:23,760
play charades later.

1643
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:25,690
Okay.

1644
00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,420
Last time we played charades,

1645
00:38:27,421 --> 00:38:29,070
she spent three

1646
00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:29,070
and a half hours here.

1647
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:30,220
You're just mad

1648
00:38:30,221 --> 00:38:31,300
because you lost.

1649
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,300
Oh, come on.

1650
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:36,690
Damn, that food

1651
00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:37,700
was good.

1652
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,540
I've said it before

1653
00:38:37,780 --> 00:38:39,540
and I'll say it again.

1654
00:38:39,610 --> 00:38:40,845
Joe Biden knows his way

1655
00:38:40,846 --> 00:38:42,080
around a seafood risotto.

1656
00:38:42,580 --> 00:38:43,810
You've said that before?

1657
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:45,280
Anyway, the point is, yes,

1658
00:38:45,350 --> 00:38:46,585
I do like working

1659
00:38:46,586 --> 00:38:47,820
at Interior. I love it.

1660
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:49,235
But I'm always looking

1661
00:38:49,236 --> 00:38:50,580
for new challenges.

1662
00:38:47,890 --> 00:38:50,580
Why do you ask?

1663
00:38:51,390 --> 00:38:53,135
There's a rumor

1664
00:38:53,136 --> 00:38:54,880
the Governor of Indiana

1665
00:38:51,390 --> 00:38:54,880
isn't going to run again.

1666
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:56,490
And my friends

1667
00:38:56,491 --> 00:38:58,020
at the DNC are

1668
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,020
very interested

1669
00:38:58,100 --> 00:38:59,660
in you as a candidate.

1670
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:01,700
For governor of Indiana?

1671
00:38:59,730 --> 00:39:01,700
Mmm-hmm.

1672
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,280
Someone's been reading

1673
00:39:03,281 --> 00:39:04,360
my kindergarten

1674
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,360
dream journal.

1675
00:39:04,470 --> 00:39:05,470
So, what do you think?

1676
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:07,170
I'll call you next week

1677
00:39:05,540 --> 00:39:07,170
and we can talk about it?

1678
00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:09,460
Oh. Okay. Great.

1679
00:39:09,461 --> 00:39:11,380
Well, this is exciting.

1680
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,040
I'm going to take

1681
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,040
this energy

1682
00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:15,050
and I'm going to go crush

1683
00:39:13,110 --> 00:39:15,050
Joe Biden in charades.

1684
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:17,650
Dr. Jill?

1685
00:39:15,750 --> 00:39:17,650
Let's pick teams.

1686
00:39:20,050 --> 00:39:21,250
Oh.

1687
00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:23,620
Move. Need the congressman.

1688
00:39:21,450 --> 00:39:23,620
This is time-sensitive.

1689
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:26,030
Hey, Jen,

1690
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:26,030
I didn't know

1691
00:39:24,090 --> 00:39:26,030
you were here.

1692
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:27,425
I'm everywhere.

1693
00:39:27,426 --> 00:39:28,590
You want to be

1694
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:28,590
governor of Indiana?

1695
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,730
What?

1696
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,730
Colquitt is not

1697
00:39:29,900 --> 00:39:31,730
going to run again.

1698
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,630
It's a rumor for now,

1699
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,630
but my gut says

1700
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:33,630
it's for real.

1701
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:35,400
You're the

1702
00:39:33,700 --> 00:39:35,400
perfect candidate.

1703
00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:37,490
Local hero,

1704
00:39:35,470 --> 00:39:37,490
state government experience.

1705
00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:39,130
Blah, blah, blah, blah,

1706
00:39:37,570 --> 00:39:39,130
blah, blah, blah.

1707
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,830
I mean, the only

1708
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:40,830
potential problem is that

1709
00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:43,070
devastatingly nerdy

1710
00:39:40,910 --> 00:39:43,070
Cones of Dunshire thing.

1711
00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:44,870
Uh, that's a problem?

1712
00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:44,870
Mmm.

1713
00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,340
I'm sorry, but it's

1714
00:39:46,341 --> 00:39:47,740
the ninth-highest selling

1715
00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:50,370
multi-player figurine-based

1716
00:39:47,810 --> 00:39:50,370
strategy fantasy

1717
00:39:50,450 --> 00:39:52,280
sequel game in history.

1718
00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:54,970
Please don't bail on me

1719
00:39:54,971 --> 00:39:56,250
because of what

1720
00:39:53,690 --> 00:39:56,250
just happened.

1721
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,260
So...

1722
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,260
I had a pretty

1723
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:01,260
interesting conversation

1724
00:40:01,330 --> 00:40:02,800
with Janet from

1725
00:40:01,330 --> 00:40:02,800
the DNC tonight.

1726
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:03,890
Oh, yeah?

1727
00:40:02,860 --> 00:40:03,890
Yeah.

1728
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:05,680
She said that

1729
00:40:05,681 --> 00:40:07,400
Governor Colquitt

1730
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,400
might be stepping down,

1731
00:40:07,470 --> 00:40:09,135
and the DNC thinks that

1732
00:40:09,136 --> 00:40:10,800
I should run for governor.

1733
00:40:10,900 --> 00:40:11,900
Oh, God.

1734
00:40:12,470 --> 00:40:14,700
That kind of sucks.

1735
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:16,740
Really? Why?

1736
00:40:16,810 --> 00:40:18,160
No, I mean,

1737
00:40:18,161 --> 00:40:19,510
that's amazing.

1738
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,980
It's just, Jen Barkley

1739
00:40:21,981 --> 00:40:24,310
kind of approached me

1740
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:24,310
about running.

1741
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:26,290
Oh! Oh.

1742
00:40:27,850 --> 00:40:30,150
Well, I mean, obviously...

1743
00:40:32,860 --> 00:40:33,960
Right. Yeah. No, no.

1744
00:40:33,961 --> 00:40:35,060
I mean, obviously.

1745
00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:36,820
Yeah. I mean,

1746
00:40:35,130 --> 00:40:36,820
obviously, we...

1747
00:40:40,330 --> 00:40:41,550
Okay. Pros of you

1748
00:40:41,551 --> 00:40:42,770
running for governor.

1749
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,500
You would be

1750
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,500
a great governor.

1751
00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:46,230
We could make Pawnee

1752
00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:46,230
our home base.

1753
00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:48,140
The kids could go

1754
00:40:46,410 --> 00:40:48,140
to school in Pawnee.

1755
00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:50,180
And it would be a huge

1756
00:40:48,210 --> 00:40:50,180
career move for you.

1757
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:51,840
The pros of me running

1758
00:40:51,841 --> 00:40:53,440
for governor are

1759
00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,440
the same thing.

1760
00:40:53,510 --> 00:40:54,850
It's the same list.

1761
00:40:53,510 --> 00:40:54,850
Right.

1762
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:56,615
The only con of

1763
00:40:56,616 --> 00:40:58,320
you running would be

1764
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:58,320
that I don't get to run.

1765
00:40:58,380 --> 00:40:59,940
And vice versa.

1766
00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,880
Good. So, we've solved it.

1767
00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:05,320
Look. We're going back

1768
00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:06,580
to Pawnee in a week.

1769
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,360
Why don't we just

1770
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,360
talk about it after that?

1771
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,360
Good idea.

1772
00:41:09,430 --> 00:41:11,760
Hey, maybe we can drop by

1773
00:41:09,430 --> 00:41:11,760
the old stomping grounds.

1774
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,860
See how the Parks

1775
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:13,860
Department has changed.

1776
00:41:13,930 --> 00:41:14,930
I love it. Okay.

1777
00:41:14,931 --> 00:41:15,931
Are you ready?

1778
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:17,835
No, but we don't

1779
00:41:17,836 --> 00:41:18,930
have a choice, do we?

1780
00:41:20,140 --> 00:41:21,400
Kids! Dinner!

1781
00:41:22,010 --> 00:41:23,140
Hey, I'm going to

1782
00:41:23,141 --> 00:41:24,270
eat in my room

1783
00:41:22,010 --> 00:41:24,270
because I have to study.

1784
00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:25,780
Can we go

1785
00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:25,780
to Bobby's house

1786
00:41:24,340 --> 00:41:25,780
to watch the game?

1787
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:26,940
Have you finished

1788
00:41:25,850 --> 00:41:26,940
your homework?

1789
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:28,740
Okay, don't forget...

1790
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:30,810
Bye, Dad. Bye, Mom.

1791
00:41:29,250 --> 00:41:30,810
Bye.

1792
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,720
Don't forget your ice skates.

1793
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,720
You have a lesson tomorrow.

1794
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:33,910
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

1795
00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:35,290
Bye.

1796
00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:39,120
Want some broccoli?

1797
00:41:39,190 --> 00:41:40,220
Ugh! No.

1798
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,720
{\an5}You know,

1799
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,720
{\an5}now that I'm here,

1800
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,145
it's giving me an idea

1801
00:41:45,146 --> 00:41:46,490
{\an5}about this governor thing.

1802
00:41:46,570 --> 00:41:48,330
Maybe we need fresh eyes.

1803
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,030
You know, other people

1804
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,030
to weigh in.

1805
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:52,580
We should talk to Ron.

1806
00:41:52,581 --> 00:41:55,060
Or Tom. Or April.

1807
00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:55,060
Or Donna. Or Andy, even.

1808
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,300
Sometimes, he can be wise.

1809
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,110
Yeah, good idea.

1810
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,110
Let's call them.

1811
00:41:58,910 --> 00:42:00,470
Or you know what

1812
00:41:58,910 --> 00:42:00,470
else we could do?

1813
00:42:00,550 --> 00:42:02,070
Just talk to them in person.

1814
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,040
Surprise!

1815
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,750
Oh, wow.

1816
00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:11,025
It's what you wanted, right?

1817
00:42:11,026 --> 00:42:12,660
Everyone in the same room,

1818
00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:12,660
at the same time.

1819
00:42:12,730 --> 00:42:14,190
I can't believe you.

1820
00:42:15,230 --> 00:42:16,445
We're all here together

1821
00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:17,660
in the same room.

1822
00:42:18,700 --> 00:42:20,030
In this room.

1823
00:42:21,830 --> 00:42:23,145
I don't think I could

1824
00:42:23,146 --> 00:42:24,460
be happier right now.

1825
00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:26,130
Want to bet?

1826
00:42:24,540 --> 00:42:26,130
Hi.

1827
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:28,185
Oh, Ann's here.

1828
00:42:28,186 --> 00:42:29,730
Ann. Ann's here.

1829
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,305
Hey.

1830
00:42:32,306 --> 00:42:33,370
Hey, buddy.

1831
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,370
How are you doing?

1832
00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,310
Good.

1833
00:42:33,450 --> 00:42:35,310
You guys, Ann's here.

1834
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,010
Should we move

1835
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,010
away from here?

1836
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,980
Yeah. Yeah, this could

1837
00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:38,980
go on for some time.

1838
00:42:39,050 --> 00:42:40,420
Aw.

1839
00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:45,920
Your hair looks amazing,

1840
00:42:44,490 --> 00:42:45,920
{\an5}by the way.

1841
00:42:45,990 --> 00:42:47,360
You look like

1842
00:42:45,990 --> 00:42:47,360
a cartoon princess.

1843
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,630
Oh, thank you.

1844
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,630
{\an5}It's from the pills

1845
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,630
I was telling you about.

1846
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:50,995
I took some of those,

1847
00:42:50,996 --> 00:42:52,290
but I don't know,

1848
00:42:49,700 --> 00:42:52,290
they didn't do anything

1849
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:53,490
and they kind of

1850
00:42:52,370 --> 00:42:53,490
upset my stomach.

1851
00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:55,090
No, you're supposed

1852
00:42:53,570 --> 00:42:55,090
to crack them

1853
00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:56,660
and leave them on

1854
00:42:55,170 --> 00:42:56,660
your hair overnight.

1855
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,470
Not eat them.

1856
00:42:56,740 --> 00:42:58,470
Oh, no.

1857
00:42:58,870 --> 00:43:00,860
Well, it's confusing,

1858
00:42:58,870 --> 00:43:00,860
because they're delicious.

1859
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:02,655
Because my first book

1860
00:43:02,656 --> 00:43:03,770
was such a smash,

1861
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,780
I had to come up

1862
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,780
with a new angle

1863
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,780
for the follow-up.

1864
00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:07,415
Then, it hit me,

1865
00:43:07,416 --> 00:43:08,880
<i>Failure 2.0:</i>

1866
00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:08,880
<i>Failing to Fail.</i>

1867
00:43:08,950 --> 00:43:10,680
Love it.

1868
00:43:08,950 --> 00:43:10,680
How's everything?

1869
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:11,780
You properly

1870
00:43:11,781 --> 00:43:12,810
treating yo' self

1871
00:43:10,750 --> 00:43:12,810
out there in Seattle?

1872
00:43:12,990 --> 00:43:14,110
In a manner of speaking.

1873
00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:16,120
Joe and I spend

1874
00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:16,120
most of our time

1875
00:43:14,190 --> 00:43:16,120
on the foundation.

1876
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,760
I can't believe

1877
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,760
you went non-profit.

1878
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:20,110
I mean, I love you,

1879
00:43:20,111 --> 00:43:21,190
you're one of

1880
00:43:19,030 --> 00:43:21,190
my best friends,

1881
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,560
but you have betrayed me

1882
00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,560
and everything we stand for.

1883
00:43:23,630 --> 00:43:24,760
You've changed.

1884
00:43:24,830 --> 00:43:26,820
Maybe you're right.

1885
00:43:24,830 --> 00:43:26,820
By the way,

1886
00:43:24,830 --> 00:43:26,820
what time is it?

1887
00:43:27,570 --> 00:43:28,865
Oh, it looks like

1888
00:43:28,866 --> 00:43:30,160
it's half past spla-dow!

1889
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:31,430
What?

1890
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,800
I take it all back.

1891
00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,800
That's a lot of diamonds.

1892
00:43:33,870 --> 00:43:35,030
Gimme, gimme, gimme.

1893
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,000
What's with all

1894
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,000
the duct tape?

1895
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,240
Just because I work for

1896
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:39,240
the federal government

1897
00:43:39,310 --> 00:43:40,575
doesn't mean I have to

1898
00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:41,840
advertise it to everyone.

1899
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:44,045
Speaking of new careers,

1900
00:43:44,046 --> 00:43:46,180
congratulations on your

1901
00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:46,180
run as mayor, Garry.

1902
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,720
Thanks, Ron.

1903
00:43:47,721 --> 00:43:49,150
I just still

1904
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,150
can't believe it.

1905
00:43:52,990 --> 00:43:54,650
Yes, neither can

1906
00:43:52,990 --> 00:43:54,650
anyone else.

1907
00:43:55,630 --> 00:43:57,430
Ugh! Garry!

1908
00:43:58,460 --> 00:43:59,525
Hey, Oliver.

1909
00:43:59,526 --> 00:44:00,590
Hey, Leslie.

1910
00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:02,660
Hello, Ann.

1911
00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:02,660
Hi, April.

1912
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,455
Your kids are, like,

1913
00:44:04,456 --> 00:44:06,070
surprisingly awesome.

1914
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,070
Thank you.

1915
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:07,685
Did you use an egg donor,

1916
00:44:07,686 --> 00:44:09,230
or give Chris

1917
00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:09,230
a hall pass for a night?

1918
00:44:09,740 --> 00:44:11,005
Once again, they are

1919
00:44:11,006 --> 00:44:12,270
my biological children.

1920
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:14,210
Once again,

1921
00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:14,210
I don't believe you.

1922
00:44:14,850 --> 00:44:16,595
Ann, you rainbow-infused

1923
00:44:16,596 --> 00:44:18,340
space unicorn.

1924
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:20,120
Ann, you beautiful,

1925
00:44:20,121 --> 00:44:21,790
sassy mannequin

1926
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:21,790
come to life.

1927
00:44:21,850 --> 00:44:23,130
Ann, you opalescent

1928
00:44:23,131 --> 00:44:24,410
tree shark.

1929
00:44:24,490 --> 00:44:26,020
Leslie, you are

1930
00:44:26,021 --> 00:44:27,550
the master of the metaphor.

1931
00:44:24,490 --> 00:44:27,550
Oh.

1932
00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:30,190
I recently compared her

1933
00:44:27,630 --> 00:44:30,190
to a nutrient-rich chia seed.

1934
00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:32,490
What's that thing

1935
00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:32,490
on your wrist?

1936
00:44:30,930 --> 00:44:32,490
Oh!

1937
00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,760
<i>You are extremely healthy.</i>

1938
00:44:38,370 --> 00:44:39,520
I do that literally

1939
00:44:39,521 --> 00:44:40,670
50 times a day.

1940
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:42,340
Aren't you afraid

1941
00:44:42,341 --> 00:44:43,540
that thing might

1942
00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:43,540
give you cancer?

1943
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,880
Well, I am now.

1944
00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:48,150
Well, there he is.

1945
00:44:48,151 --> 00:44:50,350
Chip Traeger.

1946
00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:50,350
You old son of a gun.

1947
00:44:50,450 --> 00:44:52,320
Andy, it's Chris.

1948
00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:53,780
Is it?

1949
00:44:54,590 --> 00:44:55,850
Huh.

1950
00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:58,690
Hello, Jack. Ron Swanson.

1951
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:01,130
Strong handshake.

1952
00:45:01,131 --> 00:45:02,600
Well done, you two.

1953
00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:02,600
Thank you.

1954
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,260
This kid is the best.

1955
00:45:04,330 --> 00:45:05,965
Doctor said he has

1956
00:45:05,966 --> 00:45:07,600
a remarkably large head.

1957
00:45:07,670 --> 00:45:09,140
Just like his old man.

1958
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:10,850
And you know what that means.

1959
00:45:10,851 --> 00:45:12,500
More smart room for him.

1960
00:45:12,670 --> 00:45:14,400
So, are you going

1961
00:45:12,670 --> 00:45:14,400
to have another one?

1962
00:45:14,570 --> 00:45:16,130
Um...

1963
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,510
Shh.

1964
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:19,510
Shh.

1965
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:23,050
'Cause...

1966
00:45:21,250 --> 00:45:23,050
'Cause he's sleeping?

1967
00:45:24,250 --> 00:45:25,340
How can you tell?

1968
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:27,335
It's a common misconception

1969
00:45:27,336 --> 00:45:28,880
that the Oculus

1970
00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:28,880
holds all of the power.

1971
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,360
It's actually

1972
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,360
the Lamplighter.

1973
00:45:30,420 --> 00:45:31,420
Need a moment.

1974
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:33,080
Hey, sugar pea.

1975
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,325
I know you probably

1976
00:45:35,326 --> 00:45:37,490
imagined us meeting

1977
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:37,490
once a year for a rendezvous.

1978
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,830
But I'm happy.

1979
00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:41,415
I got a great wife,

1980
00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:43,930
bestseller, and as always,

1981
00:45:38,900 --> 00:45:43,930
I remain the style icon.

1982
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,055
And I guess what

1983
00:45:46,056 --> 00:45:47,270
I'm saying is,

1984
00:45:47,340 --> 00:45:48,855
I'm out of your league,

1985
00:45:48,856 --> 00:45:50,370
and you need to move on.

1986
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:53,540
What? Sorry, I stopped

1987
00:45:53,541 --> 00:45:55,040
listening when you

1988
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,040
called me "sugar pea."

1989
00:45:55,650 --> 00:45:56,965
Ann. Oh, my God.

1990
00:45:56,966 --> 00:45:58,280
It's happening!

1991
00:45:55,650 --> 00:45:58,280
It's totally happening.

1992
00:45:58,350 --> 00:45:59,580
Our kids are

1993
00:45:58,350 --> 00:45:59,580
falling in love.

1994
00:46:00,350 --> 00:46:01,690
This is good.

1995
00:46:00,350 --> 00:46:01,690
Okay, remember.

1996
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:02,740
If this is ever

1997
00:46:01,750 --> 00:46:02,750
going to work,

1998
00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:04,090
we have to pretend

1999
00:46:02,820 --> 00:46:04,090
to disapprove.

2000
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,150
Yeah. Right.

2001
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:05,160
Good call.

2002
00:46:06,260 --> 00:46:07,390
Hey!

2003
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:08,590
Leslie, no.

2004
00:46:07,460 --> 00:46:08,590
Oh.

2005
00:46:09,460 --> 00:46:10,590
Who cares?

2006
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,865
Ann Arbor, Michigan,

2007
00:46:12,866 --> 00:46:13,930
is literally

2008
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,100
the greatest city that

2009
00:46:15,101 --> 00:46:16,200
I have ever lived in.

2010
00:46:16,270 --> 00:46:17,470
But Pawnee is better.

2011
00:46:17,471 --> 00:46:18,670
So, we're moving back.

2012
00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:19,970
That's great.

2013
00:46:18,740 --> 00:46:19,970
Yeah.

2014
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,940
I'm going to run

2015
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,940
admissions at Indiana.

2016
00:46:22,010 --> 00:46:24,030
I'm trading Wolverines

2017
00:46:22,010 --> 00:46:24,030
for Hoosiers.

2018
00:46:24,110 --> 00:46:26,440
Well, you're getting

2019
00:46:24,110 --> 00:46:26,440
the better end of that deal.

2020
00:46:27,310 --> 00:46:28,560
Tom. I took the quiz

2021
00:46:28,561 --> 00:46:29,810
in your book

2022
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,680
about what kind

2023
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,680
of person I am.

2024
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,580
I'm a Ron.

2025
00:46:31,750 --> 00:46:33,580
Ha!

2026
00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:35,035
I'm usually a Tom,

2027
00:46:35,036 --> 00:46:36,420
but sometimes,

2028
00:46:33,650 --> 00:46:36,420
I'm a Donna.

2029
00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:38,250
Last time I took it,

2030
00:46:36,490 --> 00:46:38,250
I was a Tom.

2031
00:46:38,690 --> 00:46:39,850
What?

2032
00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:42,080
No. No, no, no!

2033
00:46:42,081 --> 00:46:44,230
Take it again.

2034
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,790
I've got to go

2035
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,790
recalibrate the quiz.

2036
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,740
{\an5}So, did anyone

2037
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,740
{\an5}have any insights on

2038
00:46:55,810 --> 00:46:57,440
{\an5}our "running for

2039
00:46:55,810 --> 00:46:57,440
{\an5}governor" situation?

2040
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,610
I've been so busy

2041
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,610
catching up

2042
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,610
with everyone,

2043
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,840
{\an5}I haven't had

2044
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,840
a chance to ask them.

2045
00:47:00,910 --> 00:47:02,440
Yeah, me neither.

2046
00:47:00,910 --> 00:47:02,440
Okay, here's what I think.

2047
00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:04,015
I hate when we're

2048
00:47:04,016 --> 00:47:05,480
on opposite sides.

2049
00:47:02,550 --> 00:47:05,480
It stinks.

2050
00:47:05,850 --> 00:47:07,035
Plus, if one of us runs,

2051
00:47:07,036 --> 00:47:08,220
it doesn't mean

2052
00:47:05,850 --> 00:47:08,220
we're going to win.

2053
00:47:08,290 --> 00:47:09,990
Right. And it's not like

2054
00:47:09,991 --> 00:47:11,690
this is the only career

2055
00:47:08,290 --> 00:47:11,690
option for either of us.

2056
00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:13,085
So, all that matters

2057
00:47:13,086 --> 00:47:14,150
is that we are good.

2058
00:47:14,230 --> 00:47:15,325
Right. Which is why

2059
00:47:15,326 --> 00:47:16,420
I have an idea.

2060
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,500
I think we should

2061
00:47:17,100 --> 00:47:18,500
flip a coin.

2062
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,200
I mean it.

2063
00:47:19,270 --> 00:47:21,200
Let's literally flip a coin.

2064
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,715
Because whoever runs

2065
00:47:22,716 --> 00:47:24,130
is going to do a great job.

2066
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,265
And whoever doesn't run

2067
00:47:26,266 --> 00:47:28,330
is going to be right

2068
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:28,330
alongside the other one,

2069
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:29,740
offering advice and support

2070
00:47:29,741 --> 00:47:31,040
and whatever they need.

2071
00:47:31,110 --> 00:47:32,475
So, it doesn't matter.

2072
00:47:32,476 --> 00:47:33,840
So let's flip a coin.

2073
00:47:33,910 --> 00:47:36,010
Okay. You, Leslie Knope,

2074
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:38,060
the queen of

2075
00:47:38,061 --> 00:47:40,040
planning and binders

2076
00:47:36,080 --> 00:47:40,040
and pro and con lists.

2077
00:47:40,650 --> 00:47:41,820
You want to leave

2078
00:47:41,821 --> 00:47:42,990
this to chance?

2079
00:47:43,590 --> 00:47:45,075
Yes. Because

2080
00:47:45,076 --> 00:47:46,560
whatever's next,

2081
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:47,960
you and I are

2082
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:47,960
in it together.

2083
00:47:49,330 --> 00:47:50,690
So, let's go

2084
00:47:49,330 --> 00:47:50,690
tell everybody.

2085
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,660
And they can participate

2086
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:52,660
and they can sign the coin

2087
00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:54,130
and then, you know,

2088
00:47:52,730 --> 00:47:54,130
the coin will eventually

2089
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,570
make its way into

2090
00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:55,570
the Smithsonian.

2091
00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:00,670
Okay, everybody,

2092
00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:00,670
gather around!

2093
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:02,040
First of all,

2094
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:02,040
I just have to say that

2095
00:48:02,110 --> 00:48:03,605
all of you in the same room

2096
00:48:03,606 --> 00:48:05,100
at the same time

2097
00:48:02,110 --> 00:48:05,100
with your children here,

2098
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:06,650
it's like... It's

2099
00:48:05,180 --> 00:48:06,650
the greatest thing

2100
00:48:06,710 --> 00:48:08,270
that's ever happened in

2101
00:48:06,710 --> 00:48:08,270
the history of America.

2102
00:48:08,410 --> 00:48:09,645
And secondly,

2103
00:48:09,646 --> 00:48:10,880
Ben and I have

2104
00:48:08,410 --> 00:48:10,880
an announcement.

2105
00:48:10,950 --> 00:48:12,085
Leslie is running for

2106
00:48:12,086 --> 00:48:13,220
governor of Indiana.

2107
00:48:13,450 --> 00:48:14,550
What?

2108
00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,890
Bully for you, Knope.

2109
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:19,020
That's amazing.

2110
00:48:19,090 --> 00:48:20,750
Yeah, she got approached

2111
00:48:19,090 --> 00:48:20,750
by the DNC

2112
00:48:20,830 --> 00:48:21,860
and they think

2113
00:48:21,861 --> 00:48:22,890
she has a great shot

2114
00:48:20,830 --> 00:48:22,890
to win.

2115
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:24,360
Indiana native,

2116
00:48:24,361 --> 00:48:25,760
supremely qualified,

2117
00:48:25,830 --> 00:48:27,145
and she wrote that

2118
00:48:27,146 --> 00:48:28,460
she wanted to be governor

2119
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:30,470
in her kindergarten

2120
00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:30,470
dream journal.

2121
00:48:31,570 --> 00:48:32,770
This makes sense.

2122
00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:38,690
So, I'm running

2123
00:48:38,691 --> 00:48:39,840
for governor.

2124
00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:42,170
Ben is going to be

2125
00:48:40,550 --> 00:48:42,170
running my campaign,

2126
00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,480
because he's a super genius

2127
00:48:43,580 --> 00:48:45,095
and he's got a tight,

2128
00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:46,610
compact little body

2129
00:48:46,690 --> 00:48:48,680
like an Italian sports car.

2130
00:48:49,190 --> 00:48:50,850
This is cause

2131
00:48:49,190 --> 00:48:50,850
for celebration.

2132
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,590
Let's all go to

2133
00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,590
Tom's Bistro tonight,

2134
00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:54,460
back under original

2135
00:48:52,660 --> 00:48:54,460
management,

2136
00:48:54,530 --> 00:48:56,275
and you all get the

2137
00:48:56,276 --> 00:48:58,020
"friends and family" deal,

2138
00:48:58,100 --> 00:48:59,120
3% off.

2139
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,790
Oh, my God,

2140
00:48:59,200 --> 00:49:00,790
you're too generous, Tom.

2141
00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:02,700
But right now,

2142
00:49:00,870 --> 00:49:02,700
I'd like to make a toast.

2143
00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,500
When we worked

2144
00:49:04,501 --> 00:49:05,800
here, together,

2145
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:09,270
we fought, scratched,

2146
00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:11,070
and clawed to make

2147
00:49:11,071 --> 00:49:12,800
people's lives

2148
00:49:09,340 --> 00:49:12,800
a tiny bit better.

2149
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:15,440
<i>That's what public service</i>

2150
00:49:13,650 --> 00:49:15,440
<i>is all about.</i>

2151
00:49:15,510 --> 00:49:16,880
<i>Small, incremental change,</i>

2152
00:49:16,881 --> 00:49:18,250
<i>every day.</i>

2153
00:49:18,820 --> 00:49:20,335
<i>Teddy Roosevelt once said,</i>

2154
00:49:20,336 --> 00:49:21,850
<i>"Far and away,</i>

2155
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:23,035
<i>"the best prize that</i>

2156
00:49:23,036 --> 00:49:24,150
<i>life has to offer</i>

2157
00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:25,970
<i>"is a chance to work hard</i>

2158
00:49:25,971 --> 00:49:27,720
<i>at work worth doing."</i>

2159
00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:29,975
<i>And I would add</i>

2160
00:49:29,976 --> 00:49:32,160
<i>that what makes</i>

2161
00:49:27,790 --> 00:49:32,160
<i>work worth doing</i>

2162
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:34,260
<i>is getting to do it</i>

2163
00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:34,260
<i>with people that you love.</i>

2164
00:49:35,230 --> 00:49:36,400
<i>I started my career</i>

2165
00:49:36,401 --> 00:49:37,570
{\an5}<i>more than 30 years ago,</i>

2166
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,300
<i>in the Parks and</i>

2167
00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,300
{\an5}<i>Recreation Department</i>

2168
00:49:39,370 --> 00:49:41,030
<i>right here in</i>

2169
00:49:39,370 --> 00:49:41,030
{\an5}<i>Pawnee, Indiana.</i>

2170
00:49:41,710 --> 00:49:42,790
<i>I've had a lot</i>

2171
00:49:42,791 --> 00:49:43,870
<i>of different jobs,</i>

2172
00:49:43,940 --> 00:49:45,160
<i>including two terms</i>

2173
00:49:45,161 --> 00:49:46,380
<i>as your governor.</i>

2174
00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:48,530
<i>And soon, a new,</i>

2175
00:49:48,531 --> 00:49:50,610
<i>unknown challenge</i>

2176
00:49:46,450 --> 00:49:50,610
<i>awaits me.</i>

2177
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,695
<i>Which, to me,</i>

2178
00:49:52,696 --> 00:49:54,710
<i>even now, is thrilling,</i>

2179
00:49:54,790 --> 00:49:56,120
<i>because I love the work.</i>

2180
00:49:56,190 --> 00:49:58,220
<i>Not to say that</i>

2181
00:49:58,221 --> 00:50:00,250
<i>public service isn't sexy.</i>

2182
00:49:56,190 --> 00:50:00,250
<i>Because it definitely is.</i>

2183
00:50:01,390 --> 00:50:02,990
<i>But that's not</i>

2184
00:50:01,390 --> 00:50:02,990
<i>why we do it.</i>

2185
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,130
<i>We do it because</i>

2186
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,130
<i>we get the chance</i>

2187
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:07,315
<i>to work hard at</i>

2188
00:50:07,316 --> 00:50:08,430
<i>work worth doing,</i>

2189
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,935
<i>alongside a team of</i>

2190
00:50:10,936 --> 00:50:12,230
<i>people who we love.</i>

2191
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,305
<i>So, I thank those people</i>

2192
00:50:15,306 --> 00:50:17,170
<i>who have walked with me,</i>

2193
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,070
<i>and I thank you</i>

2194
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,070
<i>for this honor.</i>

2195
00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:23,410
<i>Now, go find your team,</i>

2196
00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:23,410
<i>and get to work.</i>

2197
00:50:30,290 --> 00:50:31,305
<i>In addition to</i>

2198
00:50:31,306 --> 00:50:32,320
<i>Governor Knope's</i>

2199
00:50:30,290 --> 00:50:32,320
<i>honorary doctorate</i>

2200
00:50:32,390 --> 00:50:34,360
<i>from the School</i>

2201
00:50:32,390 --> 00:50:34,360
<i>of Public Policy,</i>

2202
00:50:34,430 --> 00:50:36,330
<i>in recognition of</i>

2203
00:50:36,331 --> 00:50:38,230
<i>all she has done for</i>

2204
00:50:34,430 --> 00:50:38,230
<i>the people of Indiana,</i>

2205
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,065
<i>the campus library</i>

2206
00:50:40,066 --> 00:50:41,830
<i>will henceforth</i>

2207
00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:41,830
<i>bear her name.</i>

2208
00:50:45,270 --> 00:50:47,260
A library?

2209
00:50:51,180 --> 00:50:52,475
Yeah, that should do it.

2210
00:50:52,476 --> 00:50:53,770
{\an5}The swing is fixed!

2211
00:50:55,810 --> 00:50:57,210
Well, there you go, sir.

2212
00:50:57,280 --> 00:50:58,280
Local government

2213
00:50:58,281 --> 00:50:59,281
at its very best.

2214
00:50:59,350 --> 00:51:00,585
Actually, none of

2215
00:51:00,586 --> 00:51:01,820
these people works

2216
00:50:59,350 --> 00:51:01,820
in local government.

2217
00:51:02,590 --> 00:51:04,350
This is a group

2218
00:51:02,590 --> 00:51:04,350
of private citizens

2219
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:06,270
and one misguided federal

2220
00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:08,120
employee meddling

2221
00:51:04,420 --> 00:51:08,120
where she does not belong.

2222
00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:09,360
For once,

2223
00:51:09,361 --> 00:51:10,530
could you just...

2224
00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:10,530
No.

2225
00:51:11,830 --> 00:51:13,230
In any case.

2226
00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:15,250
Another problem solved

2227
00:51:15,251 --> 00:51:17,200
by the hard work of

2228
00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:17,200
dedicated public servants.

2229
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,240
Okay, great.

2230
00:51:20,310 --> 00:51:21,400
Bye.

2231
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:23,140
Yeah, that's about right.

2232
00:51:24,010 --> 00:51:25,340
Okay. Well.

2233
00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:30,680
Hang on.

2234
00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:30,680
Gayle made me

2235
00:51:28,780 --> 00:51:30,680
promise to get

2236
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,620
a quick picture,

2237
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,620
just for old times' sake.

2238
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:34,650
Good idea!

2239
00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:34,650
Garry had a good idea.

2240
00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:36,580
Ugh.

2241
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,020
The lighting is all wrong.

2242
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:37,840
I'm going to send you

2243
00:51:37,841 --> 00:51:39,020
a glamor shot.

2244
00:51:39,090 --> 00:51:40,220
Just photoshop me

2245
00:51:39,090 --> 00:51:40,220
in later.

2246
00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:41,570
I'm not going to show up

2247
00:51:41,571 --> 00:51:42,850
in that picture anyway,

2248
00:51:40,290 --> 00:51:42,850
because I'm a vampire.

2249
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:44,610
Hey, babe, for this picture,

2250
00:51:44,611 --> 00:51:46,260
should I be Burt Macklin,

2251
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,260
Johnny Karate,

2252
00:51:46,330 --> 00:51:48,395
or my new character,

2253
00:51:48,396 --> 00:51:50,460
Sergeant Thunderfist, M.D.?

2254
00:51:50,540 --> 00:51:51,740
Where did you get that?

2255
00:51:51,741 --> 00:51:52,940
Found it in the sandbox.

2256
00:51:53,010 --> 00:51:54,170
Ew.

2257
00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,355
Go Macklin.

2258
00:51:55,356 --> 00:51:56,470
Macklin's the hottest.

2259
00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:58,190
Get on with it. I can't

2260
00:51:58,191 --> 00:51:59,840
hold this smile forever.

2261
00:51:56,540 --> 00:51:59,840
I look ridiculous.

2262
00:51:59,910 --> 00:52:01,510
Okay, hang on. Okay.

2263
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:06,250
You ready, babe?

2264
00:52:07,490 --> 00:52:08,510
Yes.

2265
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,350
I'm ready.

2266
00:52:45,890 --> 00:52:47,620
That is a series wrap on

2267
00:52:47,621 --> 00:52:49,350
<i>Parks and Recreation.</i>