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Mom always says,
what about Jock and me?
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need to find a part-time job.
But who the fuck would hire us?
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She says:
"Start with those you know."
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Mom, I need to go to school
two weeks of work practice.
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- Can I have it?
- Yes, fuck, no way.
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If we don't find anything,
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then you have to clean the toilets
along with the school janitor.
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And this is definitely
worst job on the planet.
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There's one guy there
shits in hand dryers.
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And they can't catch him.
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This is so disgusting.
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I got caught here the other day.
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No, who the fuck thinks
what's funny?
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Come on, I wonder what the hell
you practice every day.
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And we are also true
interested in fish.
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- Please, mom!
- Yes, please, mom!
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I'm not your fucking mother.
I didn't adopt you.
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Please!
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It doesn't take a genius to understand
work, it's for idiots.
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- So, get up!
- It’s still fucking dark!
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Need to get up early...
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Do you have any clean panties left?
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Need to get there by bus
with a bunch of assholes.
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You have to be patient
annoying clients
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talking bullshit
which you don't care about.
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Give me two cut ones.
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You are overloaded with work
- I cut myself.
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...and they don't appreciate it at all.
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I would serve you
but I don't fucking want to burst.
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Don't swear in front of clients.
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And what the hell are you getting?..
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Where's the rest of dinner?
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Now I'm feeding
two assholes instead of one.
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Try it yourself
us my salary.
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Add water and shake.
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And then, like an idiot,
you repeat everything again.
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Rise!
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Did someone order this?
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Don't interfere here
until lunch is over.
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Please.
Thank you.
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Five more days of this crap!
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Welcome to the Matrix.
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This is what normal people do
every fucking day.
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How about adding another 50,
will I take extra hours?
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- Certainly. Everything is fine?
- Yes, everything will be cool.
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- Yes? Exactly?
- Yes.
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Take a cart
and go to the wholesalers to collect the order.
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And take your time
you're annoying everyone here.
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The work is only good at one thing,
you can ride.
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Behind me
426 lb bluefin tuna,
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the biggest one ever caught
off the coast of County Cork for many years.
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Bluefin tuna is a delicacy in Japan,
can cost an indecent amount of money.
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Record amount raised
for one of these fish at the Japanese market,
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where bluefin tuna is a delicacy,
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believe it or not, compiled
1.5 million euros last year.
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The one behind me
it's not worth that much
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but it can reach 50,000,
According to Cork fish buyers,
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who are currently
accept bids for auctions.
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Not bad
for one day of fishing.
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Sorry Jim, this time
I forgot to turn on the recording.
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Need to repeat.
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Where the fuck did you go?
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I liked it so much alone
load all this crap onto a cart.
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Do you want to raise 5,000 euros?
for two hours of work?
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Certainly.
What's the catch?
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Tuna.
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Hooliganism
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I just talked to Sally.
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If we bring this fish
tomorrow at noon to the docks,
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he will be waiting for us there
on a boat with a bag of cash.
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Look, I have a map.
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We're here, right?
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All you need to do is discreetly
carry it from here to here.
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20 minutes walk maximum.
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Like cheat her?
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Yeah, what else!
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Let's do it on Saturday
when no one is there.
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Your mom is fucking broke.
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Don't you want to help her?
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I thought
that I will help in a different way.
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I'll wipe the urine off the toilet seat or...
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Wipe the toilet seat
who peed himself?
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- Well, yes, kind of a gentleman.
- Kind of a gentleman.
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Wash your shit off when you take a shit.
What a great favor.
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She needs this money.
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We can help her and thank her
for all the good she has done.
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Yes? Who cares about the wholesaler?
He's got a shitload of money here.
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He lives
in a huge fish palace.
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He doesn't need this money, we don't.
Fuck him.
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We count every penny.
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Marid works two shifts,
just to feed us
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now she cares
about two children instead of one.
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“And we don’t do anything for her.”
- Yes.
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Think about your mom
I could do it with five of them.
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I could buy a cute sweater
or something like that.
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Yeah. Or a George Foreman grill.
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Yeah, she'd love it.
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She deserves it.
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What does it mean
are you going to steal the fish?
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I'm going to steal the fish.
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- For what?
- Because you want a lot of money!
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What about the law?
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It's a bit of a gray area.
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The fish is a draw, from my point of view,
do you know what I mean?
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If I cleaned out the car,
and she would have an owner,
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then I would be in trouble.
but no one can own a fish,
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because she's on her own...
She's on her own, you know?
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What's wrong with him?
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He suffers from frigidity.
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What is frigidity?
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Frigidity... frigidity.
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— Don't you have enough space? Do you want...
- No, everything is cool.
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- Cool.
- No...
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He's fucking frigid.
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Frigid...
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- Kind of frigid.
- Yes, exactly.
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Just the way it is.
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We better head home.
For dinner.
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Fucked up.
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My mom will kill me, so...
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Me and Jock mostly do
daytime crimes.
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In night crimes
there may be a lot of competition.
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Fortunately, fish theft,
kind of like a niche market segment.
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- When did you steal the key?
- I didn’t drink anything.
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Just yesterday
I replaced the lock with a similar one.
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So if anyone asks,
I open my lock with my key.
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There is nothing illegal about this.
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Looks like he invented a loophole
in the law against breaking and entering.
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So,
Shouldn't we have problems?
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Not in the eyes of the law.
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Laws may be
very stupid!
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Luckily for us,
The laws are written by these idiots.
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VIOLATORS
WILL BE ATTRACTED
TO RESPONSIBILITY
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God, she's a little bigger
than I remembered.
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Advice if you've ever thought
steal a 400 pound fish.
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grab the forklift.
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Fucking bastard.
Come on...
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I'll put the cart on its side
and we can roll it up.
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I'll try again.
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You almost got it.
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Almost.
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Yes, almost!
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Yeah, let me help.
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One, two, three!
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Whatever we do
she sees it, and then she...
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- So we have to...
- Take her by surprise.
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Wait, let's just go.
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I don't know
what will I do...
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It's just that sometimes it seems to me...
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Okay, that's it.
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Here.
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- Come on, come on, come on!
- Yes.
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Now we have to install it,
okay?
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And when she gets up,
You will hold, and I will pull.
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Fine.
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Fine?
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One, two, three!
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Yes!
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I can't wait
when I see my mother's face,
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when we give her the money,
for tuna.
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I've never done this before
I didn’t steal anything from anyone.
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Actually,
very pleasant feeling.
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- Do you think it's a boy or a girl?
- Girl.
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How do you know?
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She doesn't have a penis.
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Fish don't have members.
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They must have members.
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Do you think they get pregnant?
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Don't know. But I never
I haven't seen a fish with a penis.
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There are three main dangers,
which you need to beware of
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when you're carrying a huge bluefin tuna
across Cork in broad daylight.
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The first is the most obvious -
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any cop can be on patrol,
looking for stolen fish.
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The second danger is
wild animals.
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Back off.
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You don't want to end up
between them and their next dinner.
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Get to your place!
Fuck off, you disgusting scavenger!
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The third danger
and the worst of them -
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rival gangs.
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What is it?
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None of your fucking business.
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- It smells like fish.
- This is not a fucking fish.
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Away, away!
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This cone won't stop me
stupid idiot.
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I want some fish for dinner!
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No, no, no!
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Don't you dare drop it!
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Jock has such a brain
who are truly
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only work
in moments of crisis.
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Yeah, dude,
what the fuck should we do now?
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I was thinking, do you remember the movie,
which we looked at here, black and white?
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Not good.
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I'm just falling asleep
if they are not colored.
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- Was he good?
- No, it's crap.
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But there was a gangster
who wanted to kill the dude
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who ate a bunch of diamonds.
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And he wanted those diamonds
but couldn't just open it,
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because there were police around
and stuff like that.
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And what did he do?
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It's simple.
He came up with this plan.
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He tied a rope around his legs
threw him into the river
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and just left town
with a rope over his shoulder.
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I'm sure no one will look
at a guy with a rope over his shoulder,
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they will think
that he's a bitch.
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Will pass through the city
and no one will ask him anything.
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Understand?
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- What, eat a bunch of diamonds?
- No.
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You can't
throw the tuna into the water.
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Sally won't
buy wet fish.
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My God.
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What?
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All the fish are wet, you fools.
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This is their habitat.
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What about flying fish?
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OK.
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Stop.
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What are you doing?
Stop it!
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And how do we get across the bridge?
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You'll go to the other side, right?
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I'll throw a circle
and the current will carry him under the bridge,
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and you just pick it up
him on the other side.
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Yeah, exactly!
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The only good thing is that
that idiot Sergeant Healy is learning to drive,
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there's one less cop in the city,
which should be avoided.
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Okay, let's get started.
Turn on the ignition.
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Now first gear.
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You see, recently, he was
like a lustful Labrador,
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hanging around
near my mom.
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I brought you cookies.
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I brought you coffee.
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Just passing by.
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Luckily for me, as soon as my mother
meets a guy she likes...
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Release the clutch.
Very slow.
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it doesn't last long
until she tells herself...
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Press the fucking brake!
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And where are you?
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Not really
near the port of Krok.
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Yes, I miss you too.
We are waiting for you here.
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And bring some sandwiches or something
We're so fucking hungry.
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- Who is this?
— Siobhan.
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She's shopping in the city
and will come to meet us.
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Will Linda come?
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And what?
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Are you avoiding her?
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What? Avoiding?
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Yes, you're avoiding her
Frigid McFrigidknuckle?
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I'm not frigid
I'm just waiting for the right moment.
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And when you're covered in fish guts,
this is not the best time.
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Some kind of frigid
I would say so.
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I'm not fucking frigid!
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Nevermind!
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OK.
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Where did you go? Stop!
I don't... Jock!
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Jock, I'm not frigid
what are you doing?
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I'm just saying...
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Come here!
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Just stop here.
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- Slower!
- And so fucking slow!
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- Don't yell at me.
- You're yelling at me!
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Tony, slow down.
Brake, brake!
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Have you ever
Have you checked your blood pressure?
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And what the fuck is this?
should it mean?
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I'm just saying as a friend,
Maybe he needs to be kept an eye on.
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"Friend!"
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You are not my friend.
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Okay,
and what are we doing here then?
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Fuck knows.
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I think when you meet
the right person
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nothing can stop you
to be together.
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Fuck!
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Fuck it.
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Fuck!
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Now, I need space.
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Fuck!
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Stop, stop, stop!
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What's happened?
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I can't do that.
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Jock has a fucking theory
that frigidity is inherited.
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Come on man, it's simple.
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All you need to do is
put your lips to hers
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and stick your tongue inside.
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Like a mailbox.
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Enough about this already.
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Have you tried training on your hand?
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Fuck off.
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I'm serious.
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- On your hand?
- Yeah.
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This is what most people do.
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Suck your bicep
it's like someone's tongue in your mouth.
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Come on, try it.
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Right here.
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Let's. Stroke it first.
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I got stung
and I tried to suck out the poison.
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It looked like
that you sucked with your hand.
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Didn't suck.
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- I missed you.
- I missed you too.
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Sometimes it's just not
the right moment.
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You just have to
throw caution to the wind
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take courage
and do it.
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I'm all covered
fish giblets...
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I don't mind.
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- What?
- Smells like Omega 3 or something.
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- Like what?
- Well, you know, Omega 3...
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- Oh, gold things?
- Yeah, the bullshit they give you in childhood...
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Yeah, mom all the time
gave them to me before school,
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said: "They will make you
very smart” and all that.
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At the other end of the rope
bluefin tuna?
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Yeah.
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And how much does it cost?
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50,000.
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- 50,000?
- Yeah.
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But we sell it for five.
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Actually,
I think I got screwed.
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- You can also eat a whole bunch...
- Like?
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...cover your ass
and farts smell like fish.
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- Enough, this is disgusting!
- This is true! This is true!
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I mean, you fart in class,
and everything around smells like fish?
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Make your fart fishy!
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I'll have to
give most of it to Kona's mom,
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but I could take you out to dinner,
when we get the money.
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Especially the teacher
because he hears, like, farting,
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and thinks:
“Now it smells like crap.”
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And then suddenly,
a gust of pollock reaches you.
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— Did you bring sandwiches?
- Yeah, now.
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Tuna sandwich.
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This is tuna.
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Why the hell did you take tuna?
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Are you okay?
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You want? This...
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Fuck no.
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Thank you...
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... but no.
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No, I'm just covered in fish
you know, all hands and...
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Since when, shit on your hands
became a problem for you?
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Usually your hands
in Jock's shit.
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What?
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Your mouth is too big
do you know about this?
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It was your shit
in a hand dryer.
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Sorry, dude.
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I didn't do it on purpose.
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You never wash your hands!
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It's not my fault that day
you decided to become a cleaner.
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Infection!
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Fuck!
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Stop suffering with bullshit, Jock,
get this fuck!
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Get it,
I'm still learning.
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“I won’t go in there, it stinks.”
- Jock!
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- Jock, come on!
- Fine!
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Beware
toilet paper!
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This is not toilet paper.
This is a fucking asshole.
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Thank you
for the fucking help, man.
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"Jump in the water, Jock,
everything will be fucked up, Jock."
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I can't even fucking swim...
I'm fucking freezing!
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Come on, we have to
deliver the tuna to Sally.
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I've never seen
fish of this size.
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- Show us before you leave.
- No, we're late.
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We should have
be there a long time ago.
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You know what happens
when do you tell me no?
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Fucking in the mouth.
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I don't feel good.
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Me too.
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Do you think Sally
Will he still buy it from us?
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Like, bluefin tuna tail
Should it be worth at least something?
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This is yellowfin tuna.
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No, it's bluefin tuna
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yellowfin tuna
It's not worth that much.
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If it's bluefin tuna,
why does it have yellow fins?
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00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,540
Well, at least you didn't lose it
fish for 50 pieces.
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Shit!
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00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,040
I think if you steal something
from someone for someone else,
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but then you lose
what he stole before
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how to convey this to someone else,
morally, everything is equalized.
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Do you know what I mean?
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Are you going to clean this up?
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Are you here to arrest the duck?
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Your mom asked me to stay late.
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Are you hooking up with her?
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She and I are just friends
okay?
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She wouldn't fuck with him!
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Fuck a cop
It's like hanging out with brothers.
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00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:31,400
Here, let me show you
funny video from work.
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These two must be
the biggest morons
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that I have seen in my life.
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You really go all out
trying to upset your mom?
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Stop talking to us
like you're our father.
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- You're not him, okay?
- I'm not even trying.
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00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,520
I just don't want your mom
Stardala and I'm a policeman,
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00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,800
who tries very hard
don't arrest you stupid cunts.
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You face 6 months
at a juvenile detention center.
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If you let us go,
you can be our dad.
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I don't want to be
your fucking dad.
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Where is she?
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She's working out the score
for the fish you stole
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00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,760
so they don't press charges.
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00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,200
She'll have to
pay for it all year.
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Two children
and it's so hard to provide
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There are still not enough debts.
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We were going to sell it
and give you money to pay bills.
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I'll leave you.
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Wait.
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Sometimes you just have to
do what is right.
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Even if other people think
this is fucking disgusting...
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Exactly.
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So...
see you tomorrow?
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Probably, I think. And...
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See you guys!
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They couldn't even
steal the right fish.
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The teacher who sent us to
unpaid work practice said,
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“Work is not just about money.”
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I hate to admit it
because he's an idiot
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but I think
there is a grain of truth in this.
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-Can I do anything?
- Yes.
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— Pack some mussels for the girl.
- Certainly.
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00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:17,560
You see, in the criminal world,
there is no sense of community.
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There's something nice
in helping people with their shit.
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Like packing lunch for them.
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So, this one's for you.
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Thanks a lot.
Stay healthy.
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Are you as usual?
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Or be nice
with the old asshole
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with whom I usually
and would not have exchanged a few words.
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- How are your missus?
- Okay, still alive.
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Still the same fucking joke
every day, Tommy.
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00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,920
Still makes me
make you smile every day.
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00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,600
You get a chance
gain a new skill.
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Something
Why you won't be arrested.
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- It worked!
- Did it work?
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Like this!
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00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,240
Look at him
professional!
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00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,960
And if you're good at something, I guess
you start to enjoy it,
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even if it's a fish.
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00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,960
Do you know that your mother is
best fishmonger in the country?
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- Seriously?
- Ask anyone.
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This is for you.
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This is a little “thank you.”
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See you guys.
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- Thank you, Pat.
- Thank you.
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Well, yes, people go to work
so that they get paid for it.
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But I think sometimes
real value of money
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not that
what can you buy with them...
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but in understanding how hard it is
someone worked to get them.
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Fuck!
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Wax?
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Motherfucker!
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