1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:48,690 Have you ever lived through a nightmare? 4 00:00:48,690 --> 00:00:50,700 Well, I have. 5 00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:55,501 Ever since the day this happened. 6 00:00:55,501 --> 00:01:00,420 The sky went dark and we thought it was a tornado. 7 00:01:00,420 --> 00:01:06,240 But then from the spinning funnel came cats. 8 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:12,460 Scratching, clawing, killing. 9 00:01:12,460 --> 00:01:16,120 This was no ordinary tornado. 10 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:19,150 This was a catnado. 11 00:01:19,150 --> 00:01:26,790 Thousands of wild, feral cats. 12 00:01:26,790 --> 00:01:27,820 No one was safe. 13 00:01:30,297 --> 00:01:32,130 A few of us were able to document the terror 14 00:01:32,130 --> 00:01:33,360 with our phones. 15 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:41,430 So, please, watch our stories and then run and hide. 16 00:01:41,430 --> 00:01:43,355 The catnado is coming for you too. 17 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:18,620 Hey, baby cakes, it won't let me take this-- 18 00:03:18,620 --> 00:03:20,310 book this Alaskan cruise. 19 00:03:20,310 --> 00:03:21,280 It won't let me. 20 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:23,510 Something about catnadoes. 21 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:26,090 Due to the catnado events, all bookings 22 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:27,723 have been canceled temporarily, so I 23 00:03:27,723 --> 00:03:28,890 don't know what to tell you. 24 00:03:28,890 --> 00:03:31,250 It was going to be a heck of a vacation. 25 00:03:31,250 --> 00:03:32,460 Catnado? 26 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:33,530 Really? 27 00:03:33,530 --> 00:03:34,710 That's just like COVID. 28 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:36,030 It's all fake news. 29 00:03:36,030 --> 00:03:38,560 They just don't want anybody to do anything with their lives 30 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:39,060 anymore. 31 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:40,410 That's all it is. 32 00:03:40,410 --> 00:03:41,560 Yeah. 33 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:43,230 It doesn't change the fact, though. 34 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:46,580 I can't book this cool Alaskan cruise that we planned. 35 00:03:46,580 --> 00:03:48,650 Kind of liked the Love Boat. 36 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:49,540 Would have been good. 37 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:50,990 You know what? 38 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:53,300 You're just a sorry-ass loser. 39 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:57,810 You can't even book a girl a decent vacation, a cruise. 40 00:03:57,810 --> 00:04:00,920 I mean, seriously, what is wrong with you? 41 00:04:00,920 --> 00:04:02,970 It's the booking agency. 42 00:04:02,970 --> 00:04:04,980 They're losing money over this stuff. 43 00:04:04,980 --> 00:04:05,815 It's got to be real. 44 00:04:09,770 --> 00:04:12,620 Hello? 45 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:14,302 Yeah. 46 00:04:14,302 --> 00:04:15,480 Oh, OK. 47 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:17,365 Yeah, sweet. 48 00:04:17,365 --> 00:04:17,865 OK. 49 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:23,180 Hey, loser. 50 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:24,620 That was Kent. 51 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:28,040 He just got out of jail, and I'm going to go pick him up. 52 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,530 We are done. 53 00:04:30,530 --> 00:04:33,550 Until Kent ends up back in jail again, we'll be together. 54 00:04:33,550 --> 00:04:36,600 Fair weather friend. 55 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:37,100 Kent? 56 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:38,460 Well, you'll be back. 57 00:04:38,460 --> 00:04:42,510 That guy's going to go right back into jail. 58 00:04:42,510 --> 00:04:43,010 Whatever. 59 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:25,800 Where the fuck is she? 60 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:40,275 Well, well, I'm back. 61 00:05:40,275 --> 00:05:40,775 Baby! 62 00:05:45,557 --> 00:05:46,890 How are you doing, sugar tits? 63 00:05:46,890 --> 00:05:47,390 Yay! 64 00:05:50,940 --> 00:05:52,330 Oh, I've missed you so much. 65 00:05:52,330 --> 00:05:54,390 I missed you. 66 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:57,900 So what have I missed since I've been on the inside here? 67 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,360 Well, wouldn't you like to find out? 68 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,760 Well, you know, I've got plenty of time on my hands 69 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,320 right now, so. 70 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,960 So tell me, how was it? 71 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:09,180 You know, you wouldn't believe the crazy shit 72 00:06:09,180 --> 00:06:10,470 that you hear in prison. 73 00:06:10,470 --> 00:06:13,860 I mean, like, get this shit, OK. 74 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:17,250 There's a guy that actually said that a shark killed 75 00:06:17,250 --> 00:06:19,475 his girlfriend in the corps. 76 00:06:19,475 --> 00:06:21,100 I think I heard about that, actually. 77 00:06:21,100 --> 00:06:22,710 Was that in Kentucky? 78 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:26,490 You know, I honestly think he's batshit crazy, 79 00:06:26,490 --> 00:06:28,480 but, you know, I don't know. 80 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,600 Man, like I said, there's all kinds of, you know, 81 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,590 weird shit you hear on the inside, so. 82 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:50,140 So you've really got to stop getting yourself in trouble 83 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:53,213 and stop robbing, like, these liquor stores, gas stations, 84 00:06:53,213 --> 00:06:54,130 whatever you're doing. 85 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:55,130 You've got to stop that. 86 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:58,450 I can't just put my life on hold waiting on you 87 00:06:58,450 --> 00:07:00,350 to get out of prison again. 88 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,060 Like, oh my gosh. 89 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:05,890 Well, I might have a solution for that, and hear me out. 90 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:13,690 So one of my fellow constituents in the slammer 91 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:19,925 there was copulating with one of the other inmates there. 92 00:07:19,925 --> 00:07:20,520 Uh-huh. 93 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:21,540 And-- 94 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:22,990 I'm catching that. 95 00:07:22,990 --> 00:07:27,180 Yeah, and so as they were going at it, 96 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:33,730 the other inmate was screaming something about money. 97 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:37,480 So, naturally, I had to listen in on the conversation. 98 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:39,720 And he started screaming Something 99 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:44,940 about his mother in Versailles had apparently 100 00:07:44,940 --> 00:07:45,940 never trusted banks. 101 00:07:45,940 --> 00:07:49,590 So she just I guess, kept all her money in a mattress. 102 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:52,470 I at first thought it was kind of silly, 103 00:07:52,470 --> 00:07:56,020 and then I come to find out that, yeah, it actually is true, 104 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:59,850 and I think that we probably may have 105 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:01,980 a large sum of cash on our hands if you 106 00:08:01,980 --> 00:08:04,650 want to get a little dirty. 107 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,880 OK, but how are we going to get to Versailles? 108 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:08,170 You have no money. 109 00:08:08,170 --> 00:08:09,930 I have no money. 110 00:08:09,930 --> 00:08:11,947 How are we going to get there? 111 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:14,530 You mean to tell me you don't have $10 to get to Versailles? 112 00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:15,460 I don't have $10. 113 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:15,720 Are you kidding? 114 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:16,750 Are you kidding me right now? 115 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:18,680 No, I mean, I guess I could pawn the ring. 116 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:19,928 I mean, I don't know. 117 00:08:19,928 --> 00:08:21,470 I mean, it's an investment, though. 118 00:08:21,470 --> 00:08:23,860 I mean, you selling your-- 119 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:24,580 OK, how much-- 120 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:25,413 stage jewellery. 121 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:27,250 OK, how much money are we talking? 122 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,990 About. $1.3 million from what I got. 123 00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:30,380 $1.3 million? 124 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:31,910 Are you serious right now? 125 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:34,419 $1.3 million. 126 00:08:34,419 --> 00:08:37,929 I mean, around about figure, yeah. 127 00:08:37,929 --> 00:08:39,260 Do you know what. 128 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:44,480 I could-- I mean we could do with $1.3 million? 129 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,720 Holy shit. 130 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:51,170 I mean, seriously, we could buy a house with a big, like, garage 131 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:53,960 and a big basement and a swimming pool and maybe 132 00:08:53,960 --> 00:08:54,755 that new Mercedes. 133 00:08:54,755 --> 00:08:58,220 Oh my god, this is going to be so awesome. 134 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:01,250 I mean, I was thinking more along the lines of a boob job, 135 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,030 but-- 136 00:09:03,030 --> 00:09:05,570 What's wrong with my boob? 137 00:09:05,570 --> 00:09:06,070 I mean-- 138 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,508 My gosh, you're such a douche. 139 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:18,747 So how are we going to get the money to get to Versailles? 140 00:09:18,747 --> 00:09:20,330 You know what, I've got that handle. 141 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:21,050 Leave it to me. 142 00:09:21,050 --> 00:09:23,040 We'll get the money. 143 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,070 Let's head out. 144 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:30,660 You've got to trust me on this. 145 00:09:54,190 --> 00:09:56,770 It's a great post-Halloween day 146 00:09:56,770 --> 00:09:59,740 out today, folks, but be careful out there. 147 00:09:59,740 --> 00:10:04,060 Those catnadoes can pop up anywhere unexpectedly 148 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:10,130 at any place and any time, and they're catastrophes. 149 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:12,090 Pardon the pun. 150 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,450 Can you believe that catnado stuff? 151 00:10:18,450 --> 00:10:19,502 The hell? 152 00:10:19,502 --> 00:10:20,960 I mean, do you believe everything 153 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,720 you hear on the damn radio? 154 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:27,530 No, but, I mean-- 155 00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:30,860 You're about as smart as your look. 156 00:10:30,860 --> 00:10:34,540 And why did I pick you up from jail? 157 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:38,140 Because I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you. 158 00:10:38,140 --> 00:10:39,860 Not unless you get me some money. 159 00:10:39,860 --> 00:10:42,122 Then we'll talk about it. 160 00:10:42,122 --> 00:10:43,580 What do you think I'm working on? 161 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:54,410 I think I just found our ticket to get to Versailles. 162 00:10:59,870 --> 00:11:03,320 Yeah, I was at the pet store today doing the donations 163 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:05,270 and adopting of cats today. 164 00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:07,070 We got $800. 165 00:11:07,070 --> 00:11:09,020 Yeah, I'm on my way to the bank right now. 166 00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:09,620 Yeah. 167 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:12,120 Oh, yeah, we also got cat food and cat litter. 168 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:12,620 Uh-huh. 169 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:13,230 OK, yeah. 170 00:11:13,230 --> 00:11:14,070 Well, I'll talk to you later. 171 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,153 I'm on my way to the bank. 172 00:11:23,990 --> 00:11:27,200 Well, look what we got here. 173 00:11:27,700 --> 00:11:31,080 I'll take this. 174 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:31,710 Hey! 175 00:11:31,710 --> 00:11:32,880 Hey! 176 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:33,650 Give me that back! 177 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:38,930 Yeah, I'm in the park. 178 00:12:32,058 --> 00:12:33,056 Use this. 179 00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:45,570 Jesus, there's cats everywhere. 180 00:12:45,570 --> 00:12:46,752 You see this? 181 00:12:46,752 --> 00:12:47,252 Yeah. 182 00:12:47,252 --> 00:12:48,285 Oh my god. 183 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,480 Well, I guess here goes nothing. 184 00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:54,980 Stand back. 185 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,422 Did you hear something? 186 00:13:02,422 --> 00:13:03,775 No. 187 00:13:03,775 --> 00:13:06,030 What the heck is that? 188 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:08,585 It sounds like one of those weather alert things. 189 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,060 I wonder if it's one of those catnado tornadoes touching 190 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,920 down somewhere. 191 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,810 That sounds preposterous. 192 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:21,491 The news said catnado. 193 00:13:21,491 --> 00:13:23,413 Wait. 194 00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:24,330 What the hell is that? 195 00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:36,195 I've got to check this out. 196 00:14:36,810 --> 00:14:39,480 Baby, get up. 197 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:41,280 Are you OK? 198 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,130 Get up. 199 00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:42,940 Come on. 200 00:14:42,940 --> 00:14:44,240 You've got to get up. 201 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:46,564 Oh, god. 202 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,180 I feel like I've been hit by a truck. 203 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:52,290 Come on. 204 00:14:52,290 --> 00:14:54,070 We've got to get the money. 205 00:14:54,070 --> 00:14:56,310 Are you OK? 206 00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:59,220 Dammit, woman, do I look OK? 207 00:14:59,220 --> 00:15:01,670 God, I guess that catnado thing was real. 208 00:15:05,260 --> 00:15:07,690 Well, you've got to get up so we can go get this money. 209 00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:08,630 We've got to get up. 210 00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,150 We've got to go get this money. 211 00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:13,640 We've got to get the money. 212 00:15:35,710 --> 00:15:39,710 I'll be taking this back. 213 00:15:39,710 --> 00:15:41,350 Who's a good boy? 214 00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:47,740 Yes, you got those mean people, and we got our money back. 215 00:15:47,740 --> 00:15:50,510 Oh, you're such a good kitty. 216 00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:52,010 es, you are. 217 00:15:55,010 --> 00:15:57,590 It's a great post-Halloween day 218 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:00,770 out today, folks, but be careful out there. 219 00:16:00,770 --> 00:16:04,850 Those catnadoes can pop up anywhere unexpectedly 220 00:16:04,850 --> 00:16:08,330 at any place and any time. 221 00:16:08,330 --> 00:16:10,860 They're catastrophes. 222 00:16:12,140 --> 00:16:12,910 Pardon the pun. 223 00:16:16,310 --> 00:16:19,280 I wonder if it's one of those catnado tornadoes touching 224 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,170 down somewhere. 225 00:16:21,170 --> 00:16:23,205 That sounds preposterous. 226 00:16:23,205 --> 00:16:25,296 There was a warning catnado. 227 00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:31,230 Oh, my god. 228 00:16:31,230 --> 00:16:32,400 There was these cats. 229 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,910 I was having a peaceful day. 230 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:36,540 It was like the perfect day, the most perfect day of my life, 231 00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:38,100 and all of a sudden, there was a-- 232 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:40,000 no one knew there was going to be a tornado, 233 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,183 and, oh, god, it was horrible. 234 00:16:42,183 --> 00:16:42,850 It was horrible. 235 00:16:42,850 --> 00:16:44,740 I went outside and there was these cats. 236 00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,030 You wouldn't believe me, sir. 237 00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:48,340 I mean, it was like-- it was like my watch, man. 238 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,150 Like my watch. 239 00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:50,350 There was cats spinning. 240 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,000 Like, there was a cat. 241 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,980 It freaking hit me in the face, man. 242 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:54,910 Almost knocked me out. 243 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,920 And there was cats just spinning around this tornado. 244 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:57,580 You wouldn't believe it. 245 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,434 And they were like-- 246 00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:02,820 And this-- oh, god, it was horrible. 247 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:06,130 It was just-- oh my god. 248 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:08,470 I mean, everyone thinks-- oh my god, it was horrible. 249 00:17:08,470 --> 00:17:09,220 It was horrible. 250 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:10,119 I mean, there's so many cats. 251 00:17:10,119 --> 00:17:12,036 And then another cat hit, me and it hit my leg 252 00:17:12,036 --> 00:17:14,525 and then, oh, god, I think there was five cats that hit me, 253 00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:15,150 or maybe seven. 254 00:17:15,150 --> 00:17:16,180 I lost count. 255 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:18,849 And it was just-- oh, god, it was terrifying. 256 00:17:18,849 --> 00:17:21,599 And it just- they went-- they just-- 257 00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:22,500 I don't know. 258 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,040 Like, my neighbor has so many cats. 259 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:26,609 I think they have like, I don't know-- like, almost all 260 00:17:26,609 --> 00:17:27,730 my neighbors have cats. 261 00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:28,540 I don't have cats. 262 00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,415 I'm allergic to them. 263 00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:31,035 But, like, all the cats are outside. 264 00:17:31,035 --> 00:17:32,660 Like, no one knew a tornado was coming. 265 00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,702 It was a peaceful day, and then boom, boom, boom. 266 00:17:34,702 --> 00:17:36,135 And the rain started coming down, 267 00:17:36,135 --> 00:17:37,760 and I shouldn't have even gone outside. 268 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:40,640 I mean, I went outside just to have my cup of tea 269 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,610 like I always have my cup of tea to just relax, 270 00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:47,410 you know, and then just boom, it just turned into-- like hell 271 00:17:47,410 --> 00:17:49,290 just broke loose, and the cat, oh, god, 272 00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:50,290 you wouldn't believe it. 273 00:17:50,290 --> 00:17:52,280 No one would believe it, but this cat-- 274 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:53,713 oh, god, so many cats. 275 00:17:53,713 --> 00:17:54,380 They were like-- 276 00:17:58,070 --> 00:17:59,723 It was so scary. 277 00:17:59,723 --> 00:18:01,515 You wouldn't believe how terrifying it was. 278 00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:13,060 All right. 279 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,280 Storm party. 280 00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:01,600 Yeah, more beer. 281 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,160 What are you looking for? 282 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:06,020 Whatever I hit. 283 00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:09,170 Yeah, I'm right here. 284 00:21:09,170 --> 00:21:10,110 Not you, prick. 285 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,500 Whatever left the blood all over my truck. 286 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:15,500 So, wait, you hit me and something else? 287 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:19,370 No, I hit something else, then I hit you. 288 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:22,160 Man, you know what, that's just fucking great. 289 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,580 There's a tornado coming. 290 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:25,010 You know what, why don't you watch your fucking mouth when 291 00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:26,930 you talk to me or I'll get that goddamn hammer out of my truck 292 00:21:26,930 --> 00:21:28,590 and bash your fucking head in. 293 00:21:28,590 --> 00:21:30,080 Yeah, you wish. 294 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,650 Actually, you know what I wish. 295 00:21:31,650 --> 00:21:35,180 I fucking wish you would. 296 00:21:35,180 --> 00:21:36,055 You know I will. 297 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,360 Goddammit. 298 00:21:57,100 --> 00:21:59,510 Fucking towers are down. 299 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,360 What is that? 300 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:13,860 Ew. 301 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:14,740 That's gross. 302 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,220 Shit. 303 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:21,160 Son of a bitch. 304 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,580 What did I just say? 305 00:22:22,580 --> 00:22:23,790 Shut up, Mal. 306 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:26,290 Watch your fucking-- you know what, you call me Mal again, 307 00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:27,480 I'll fucking bury you. 308 00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:33,292 Listen, Mal-- 309 00:22:33,292 --> 00:22:35,090 What the fuck did I tell you? 310 00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:37,048 I'm going to choke the goddamn life out of you. 311 00:22:37,048 --> 00:22:38,136 Would you listen? 312 00:22:44,090 --> 00:22:45,879 What the fuck is that? 313 00:22:45,879 --> 00:22:46,865 I have no idea. 314 00:23:05,110 --> 00:23:07,270 It isn't a tornado. 315 00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:10,040 Are those? 316 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,040 Those are cats. 317 00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:12,800 Holy shit. 318 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,736 It's a-- 319 00:23:13,736 --> 00:23:15,610 Uh, uh, uh. 320 00:23:15,610 --> 00:23:17,410 Don't say it. 321 00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:19,936 Don't you dare say catnado. 322 00:24:51,235 --> 00:24:52,726 Oh my god! 323 00:24:52,726 --> 00:24:55,417 Oh my god, are you OK? 324 00:24:55,417 --> 00:24:57,500 I think he's going to be fine, but, look, 325 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:59,190 we can't stay here. 326 00:24:59,190 --> 00:25:00,183 I need your help. 327 00:25:00,183 --> 00:25:02,100 What do you mean he's going to be fine? 328 00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,910 He's going to die! 329 00:25:04,910 --> 00:25:06,410 Get him out. 330 00:25:08,886 --> 00:25:11,266 I'm not going anywhere with you! 331 00:25:11,266 --> 00:25:11,955 He needs help! 332 00:25:11,955 --> 00:25:13,330 Lady, there is a tornado 333 00:25:13,330 --> 00:25:15,390 full of cats heading for us. 334 00:25:15,390 --> 00:25:16,685 I need you to help me now. 335 00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:17,910 A what? 336 00:25:17,910 --> 00:25:20,182 A catnado. 337 00:25:20,182 --> 00:25:21,250 Oh my god! 338 00:25:21,250 --> 00:25:22,083 OK, OK. 339 00:25:22,083 --> 00:25:22,750 What am I doing? 340 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:55,055 Still no service. 341 00:25:58,320 --> 00:25:59,850 There's not much here. 342 00:25:59,850 --> 00:26:02,520 I found some sheets and an old shitty diaper. 343 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,245 There's barely any food. 344 00:26:05,245 --> 00:26:07,870 It's better than being outside with all those crazy-ass cats, 345 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:08,756 eh? 346 00:26:08,756 --> 00:26:09,572 I guess. 347 00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:17,380 I'd rather be at home drinking beer. 348 00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:20,160 Well, just get, Brandon! 349 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:23,075 You just mosey your ass on back to your house! 350 00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:33,120 Because you know what, you being in here, being out there, 351 00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,505 I'm only slightly apathetic. 352 00:26:35,505 --> 00:26:36,570 Dammit, Mal. 353 00:26:36,570 --> 00:26:39,910 Don't dammit Mal me. 354 00:26:39,910 --> 00:26:41,900 I should kick your goddamn teeth in. 355 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,600 You're lucky I don't gut you and feed you 356 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,450 to those crazy-ass fucking cats for bait 357 00:26:50,450 --> 00:26:53,560 while Sonya and I run-- get the fuck out of here! 358 00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:55,190 Tanya. 359 00:26:55,190 --> 00:26:55,983 Fucking whatever! 360 00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,270 Listen to me. 361 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,460 You listen to me! 362 00:27:02,460 --> 00:27:06,600 The only reason you're breathing is because I promised Nancy. 363 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,035 Keep her name out of your mouth. 364 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:28,020 Stop! 365 00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:29,060 Stop! 366 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:30,390 You're going to kill him! 367 00:27:30,390 --> 00:27:31,070 Good! 368 00:27:31,070 --> 00:27:32,580 It's what he deserves! 369 00:27:32,580 --> 00:27:33,420 What the fuck? 370 00:27:33,420 --> 00:27:34,280 What? 371 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,545 He killed my son! 372 00:27:42,852 --> 00:27:43,660 I didn't. 373 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:51,160 I didn't. 374 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,335 You gave him the fucking keys! 375 00:27:53,335 --> 00:27:55,450 I didn't. 376 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:59,800 You knew he was stoned and you gave him the fucking keys 377 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:01,360 and he died! 378 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:01,920 I didn't. 379 00:28:05,230 --> 00:28:06,430 I didn't give him the keys. 380 00:28:12,730 --> 00:28:15,670 You gave him the fucking keys. 381 00:28:15,670 --> 00:28:21,550 You knew he was stoned and you gave him the keys 382 00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:23,950 and he fucking died. 383 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:26,740 I didn't give him the keys. 384 00:28:26,740 --> 00:28:27,610 Bullshit! 385 00:28:27,610 --> 00:28:28,185 I didn't! 386 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:32,030 Nancy did. 387 00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:36,800 The hell you say. 388 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,970 It's the truth. 389 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:40,050 It's true. 390 00:28:40,050 --> 00:28:42,630 I wasn't even there. 391 00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:47,900 She was mad and he wanted to leave, and I-- 392 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:56,840 she tossed him the keys, and that's just how it happened. 393 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,760 You're a fucking liar. 394 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,330 You shut the-- just shut the fuck up. 395 00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:02,413 Why do you think she killed herself, Mal? 396 00:29:02,413 --> 00:29:05,540 You shut your mouth! 397 00:29:05,540 --> 00:29:09,920 Don't you ever talk about my wife that way. 398 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:11,240 Your wife? 399 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,700 My sister! 400 00:29:13,700 --> 00:29:14,440 And my nephew. 401 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:21,600 It's hard enough, and she couldn't handle it. 402 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,703 She blamed herself. 403 00:29:29,290 --> 00:29:31,900 She sent me a letter. 404 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:33,510 I got it a few days after she-- 405 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:37,733 Where? 406 00:29:37,733 --> 00:29:38,650 She couldn't. 407 00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:39,640 Where's the letter? 408 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:40,140 Where? 409 00:29:40,140 --> 00:29:41,265 It's at the house. 410 00:29:41,265 --> 00:29:43,560 It's at the house. 411 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:44,410 I have it. 412 00:29:44,410 --> 00:29:46,230 I can show you. 413 00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:49,310 I didn't want to tell you. 414 00:29:49,310 --> 00:29:52,600 I wanted you to think it was me. 415 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,940 I didn't want you to blame her or to hate her 416 00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,115 more than you already did. 417 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,800 I can show you the letter. 418 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,093 Son of a bitch! 419 00:30:15,957 --> 00:30:17,485 How? 420 00:30:17,485 --> 00:30:19,922 There must be a fucking window broken. 421 00:30:19,922 --> 00:30:21,180 Well, what do we do now? 422 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,545 You guys get. 423 00:31:37,450 --> 00:31:38,040 Fucking hell. 424 00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:13,360 He did it. 425 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,595 He did. 426 00:32:14,595 --> 00:32:15,620 Oh my god. 427 00:32:18,550 --> 00:32:19,340 We've got to go. 428 00:32:33,170 --> 00:32:35,320 Is it over? 429 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,510 I think so. 430 00:32:38,510 --> 00:32:41,210 Man, I hate cats. 431 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:41,755 Me too. 432 00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:55,600 "He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will abide 433 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,250 in the shadow and the Almighty." 434 00:32:58,250 --> 00:32:59,200 Psalms 91:1. 435 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:05,720 "Each will be like a refuge from the wind and a shelter from 436 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:09,620 the storm, like streams of water in a dry county, 437 00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:14,670 like the shade of a huge rock in a parched land." 438 00:33:14,670 --> 00:33:17,890 Isaiah 32:2. 439 00:33:17,890 --> 00:33:20,980 "And the Lord will also be a stronghold for the oppressed, 440 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:24,080 a stronghold in the times of trouble." 441 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:25,375 Psalms 9:9. 442 00:33:27,940 --> 00:33:31,390 "The Lord is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer. 443 00:33:31,390 --> 00:33:35,470 My god, my rock in whom I shall take refuge. 444 00:33:35,470 --> 00:33:39,470 My shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold." 445 00:33:39,470 --> 00:33:42,310 Psalms 18:2 446 00:33:42,310 --> 00:33:44,000 God, I hate the bad weather. 447 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,560 I hate the bad weather. 448 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:51,220 Just so nerve wracking. 449 00:33:51,220 --> 00:33:52,070 I hate it. 450 00:33:52,070 --> 00:33:54,110 I hate it every time it comes. 451 00:33:56,790 --> 00:34:00,900 "There will be a shelter to give shade from the heat by day 452 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:05,340 and refuge and protection from the storm and the rain." 453 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:12,330 Isaiah 4:6 "If we have food and covering, 454 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:15,900 with these we shall be content." 455 00:34:15,900 --> 00:34:18,780 1 Timothy 6:8. 456 00:34:18,780 --> 00:34:20,159 "I cried out to you, O Lord. 457 00:34:20,159 --> 00:34:23,880 I said, you are my refuge, my portion in the land 458 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:24,989 of the living." 459 00:34:24,989 --> 00:34:27,210 Psalms 142:5. 460 00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:29,820 "Trust in him at all times, O people. 461 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,900 Pour out your heart before him. 462 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:33,820 God is a refuge for you. 463 00:34:33,820 --> 00:34:34,650 Selah." 464 00:34:34,650 --> 00:34:40,620 Psalms 62:8 "The prudent sees the evil and hides himself, 465 00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,810 but the naive goes on and are punished for it." 466 00:34:43,810 --> 00:34:45,540 Proverbs 22:3. 467 00:34:54,750 --> 00:34:55,739 Who's that? 468 00:34:55,739 --> 00:34:56,690 Who's up there? 469 00:34:59,460 --> 00:35:00,220 Who is it? 470 00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:03,540 Oh, Jesus, do you think you can get that light out 471 00:35:03,540 --> 00:35:05,040 of my eyes? 472 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:09,220 What are you doing shining that light right in my eyes? 473 00:35:09,220 --> 00:35:10,630 How did you get in here? 474 00:35:10,630 --> 00:35:12,630 What are you doing here? 475 00:35:12,630 --> 00:35:14,220 Look at this place. 476 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:15,800 It's filthy. 477 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:20,250 You have cobwebs coming from the ceiling. 478 00:35:20,250 --> 00:35:23,010 I don't know who takes care of this place, 479 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:25,930 but it isn't taken care of good enough. 480 00:35:25,930 --> 00:35:30,150 Let me tell you something, if this was my storm shelter, 481 00:35:30,150 --> 00:35:32,010 it would be spotless. 482 00:35:32,010 --> 00:35:32,860 Who are you? 483 00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:34,740 What are you doing here? 484 00:35:34,740 --> 00:35:36,780 What are you reading? 485 00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,400 Is it a book? 486 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,390 Is it a good book? 487 00:35:40,390 --> 00:35:41,910 I love books. 488 00:35:41,910 --> 00:35:44,820 I love to scratch them up and tear them up 489 00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:47,520 into a little bed, Raymond. 490 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,640 And let me tell you, I'm going to shred your book into my bed, 491 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:55,200 and then I'm going to be comfortable. 492 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,890 You think you can keep us out? 493 00:35:56,890 --> 00:35:59,000 You think you can keep us out? 494 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,010 We're already in here with you. 495 00:36:01,010 --> 00:36:02,510 We're up on your shelf. 496 00:36:02,510 --> 00:36:03,970 You see me up there. 497 00:36:03,970 --> 00:36:08,300 You see me, you see me, you see me, and I am fluffy. 498 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:12,110 I'm the fluff of death, and I have come for you. 499 00:36:12,110 --> 00:36:14,030 I have come for you. 500 00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:16,120 I know your name. 501 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,460 I know your name. 502 00:36:18,460 --> 00:36:20,180 That's right, Raymond. 503 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,360 I know your name. 504 00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,520 I don't know who you are. 505 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,520 I have come for you, Raymond, and there's nothing you can do. 506 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:33,940 There's nothing you or your god can do, Raymond. 507 00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:35,830 Don't say that. 508 00:36:35,830 --> 00:36:39,370 God will protect me from this storm. 509 00:36:39,370 --> 00:36:41,720 Nothing you say is going to make a difference. 510 00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:43,510 He will protect me. 511 00:36:43,510 --> 00:36:46,510 Do you think there are big canned foods or something? 512 00:36:46,510 --> 00:36:50,450 Cat's got to eat, and you don't have nothing, Ray. 513 00:36:50,450 --> 00:36:52,370 You don't have nothing. 514 00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:54,560 Come on, where is your food? 515 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,120 I need some food. 516 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,900 Don't you have dinner in here, Raymond? 517 00:36:58,900 --> 00:37:01,120 I need some tuna. 518 00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,460 Are you even here right now? 519 00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:06,620 Are you even in here with me? 520 00:37:06,620 --> 00:37:07,660 Are you? 521 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:08,960 I am in here. 522 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:13,000 I am in here because you have been bad, Raymond. 523 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,650 You have not been faithful. 524 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:17,990 You have not been walking in the ways, 525 00:37:17,990 --> 00:37:19,690 walking in the light, Raymond. 526 00:37:19,690 --> 00:37:21,110 You have fallen. 527 00:37:21,110 --> 00:37:23,380 You are like a baby. 528 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:26,500 You are a child, Raymond. 529 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,190 You are in your crib. 530 00:37:28,190 --> 00:37:29,390 You are confined. 531 00:37:29,390 --> 00:37:30,890 You cannot go anywhere. 532 00:37:30,890 --> 00:37:32,840 You are shaking your little arms. 533 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:34,910 You are shaking your little legs. 534 00:37:34,910 --> 00:37:37,150 And you know what, nobody can hear you. 535 00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:39,940 Yes, you are a child, Raymond. 536 00:37:39,940 --> 00:37:41,590 And you know what? 537 00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:44,420 When you are a child, you walk like a child, 538 00:37:44,420 --> 00:37:45,560 you talk like a child. 539 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,520 You are a child, Raymond. 540 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,280 Yes, you are a child. 541 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,250 I'm a man. 542 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:52,790 I'm a man. 543 00:37:52,790 --> 00:37:53,980 I'm not a child. 544 00:37:53,980 --> 00:37:54,883 I'm not a child. 545 00:37:54,883 --> 00:37:56,300 I don't remember when I'm a child. 546 00:37:56,300 --> 00:37:57,200 You're in my head. 547 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:58,280 Get out of my head. 548 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,070 Get out of my head. 549 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:03,690 Your storm window will not protect you. 550 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:04,750 Shouldn't be inside. 551 00:38:04,750 --> 00:38:06,130 It should be outside. 552 00:38:06,130 --> 00:38:07,180 It shouldn't be inside. 553 00:38:07,180 --> 00:38:12,480 It should be outside because that's what's in this storm. 554 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:13,880 Do you hear them, Raymond? 555 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,930 Do you hear them scratching against your window? 556 00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:20,530 Your storm window would you say will protect you? 557 00:38:20,530 --> 00:38:22,380 I do not think so. 558 00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:25,110 Usually when they say it's raining cats and dogs, 559 00:38:25,110 --> 00:38:29,595 they don't really mean it's raining cats and-- 560 00:38:29,595 --> 00:38:30,095 storm! 561 00:38:32,690 --> 00:38:33,920 These creatures are evil. 562 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:36,780 They're from the underworld, and they're here. 563 00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:39,860 They're here for me and they're here-- 564 00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:42,550 they're here to judge me and to judge my faith. 565 00:38:42,550 --> 00:38:45,710 But let me tell you something, you are not 566 00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:47,130 coming through that window. 567 00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:48,210 It is a storm window. 568 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:49,320 It is fortified. 569 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,700 I think they are going to scratch, scratch, scratch 570 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,740 and come right in, Raymond. 571 00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:57,500 I think they are going to break through your barricades 572 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,540 and they are going to be in here. 573 00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:00,340 Shut up. 574 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,410 Shut up. 575 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:05,980 Shut up. 576 00:39:09,330 --> 00:39:10,400 No! 577 00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:14,060 You're not going to make-- 578 00:39:25,770 --> 00:39:27,180 You're not going to make-- 579 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:39,848 You're not! 580 00:39:39,848 --> 00:39:43,860 I can't make it. 581 00:39:43,860 --> 00:39:47,520 It's going to be a long night with this tornado, 582 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:49,270 or I shouldn't say tornado. 583 00:39:49,270 --> 00:39:50,670 I should say catnado. 584 00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:54,015 The catnado is coming for you, Raymond. 585 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:02,150 It's coming for you, and it's going to get you. 586 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,503 It's going to get you, Raymond. 587 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,370 I can sing for you. 588 00:40:09,370 --> 00:40:11,940 I can sing to make you happy. 589 00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:12,830 I can make you happy. 590 00:40:16,610 --> 00:40:20,150 My country, 'tis of thee 591 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:23,420 Sweet land of liberty 592 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:26,780 To thee I sing 593 00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:29,990 And where my fathers died 594 00:40:29,990 --> 00:40:33,410 Land of the pilgrim's pride 595 00:40:33,410 --> 00:40:37,110 From every mountainside 596 00:40:37,110 --> 00:40:41,300 Let freedom ring 597 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:41,870 Angry. 598 00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:45,326 There's nowhere to cook. 599 00:40:45,326 --> 00:40:50,000 And the weather outside is frightful, 600 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,370 but the fire would be delightful if you had a damn fire, Ray. 601 00:40:54,370 --> 00:40:56,960 If you had a fire, it would be nice. 602 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,760 But then again, you'd probably go boom, 603 00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:03,360 because we are in a room and there's propane. 604 00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:05,590 If you light the fire, there's a boom. 605 00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:10,880 Got to stay here where it's safe. 606 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:12,710 You're not here. 607 00:41:12,710 --> 00:41:14,840 You're not here. 608 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,090 You aren't really here. 609 00:41:18,090 --> 00:41:19,140 Get out of my head. 610 00:41:19,140 --> 00:41:19,980 Get out of my head! 611 00:41:19,980 --> 00:41:22,760 Get out of my head! 612 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,280 There's no cats in here. 613 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:26,760 There's no cats in here. 614 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,440 See, there's nothing. 615 00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,300 There's no cats in here. 616 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,480 Get out of my head. 617 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,183 You get out of here. 618 00:41:38,490 --> 00:41:44,040 "Thou hast put all things under his feet, all sheep and oxen, 619 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:47,310 ye, and the beasts of the field and the fowl of the air 620 00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:49,590 and the fish of the sea and whatever passeth 621 00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:51,280 through the paths of the Lord. 622 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:56,970 O Lord, O Lord, how excellent is your name in all the Earth." 623 00:41:56,970 --> 00:41:58,770 Do you hear that, cat? 624 00:41:58,770 --> 00:42:03,270 Psalm 8 says I'm in charge here, not you. 625 00:42:03,270 --> 00:42:07,960 Because God put-- you're not in charge. 626 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,760 Not in charge. 627 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,856 I'm in charge. 628 00:42:10,856 --> 00:42:13,180 You're not in charge. 629 00:42:13,180 --> 00:42:14,530 It's me. 630 00:42:14,530 --> 00:42:19,310 It's me who's in charge, not you. 631 00:42:19,310 --> 00:42:22,226 Not you. 632 00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:27,770 No, you weren't supposed to get in here! 633 00:42:27,770 --> 00:42:29,760 You were supposed to protect me! 634 00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:30,803 No! 635 00:42:36,490 --> 00:42:39,380 Cats, they are God's little creatures. 636 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:46,410 They can bring a person so much joy and happiness. 637 00:42:46,410 --> 00:42:52,420 They can be truly wonderful, but they can also be little killers. 638 00:42:52,420 --> 00:42:55,840 Monsters from hell, some may call them. 639 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,840 These shitheads go about their nine lives 640 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:04,490 plotting, scheming, waiting for that one day to attack. 641 00:43:04,490 --> 00:43:08,120 Ladies and gentlemen, that day has come, 642 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,095 and now we're all fucked. 643 00:43:45,970 --> 00:43:51,200 I've seen things, horrible things. 644 00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,285 That dang pussy plague. 645 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,620 The year is 2021. 646 00:43:57,620 --> 00:44:00,272 The world's gone to pot. 647 00:44:00,272 --> 00:44:02,930 The cat virus swept across the nation, 648 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:06,570 destroying pussies left and right. 649 00:44:06,570 --> 00:44:10,050 A vaccine was created to help. 650 00:44:10,050 --> 00:44:12,000 Or so we thought. 651 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,950 1 million dead cats from the pussy plague. 652 00:44:14,950 --> 00:44:18,430 2021 is a terrible year in many ways. 653 00:44:18,430 --> 00:44:19,830 Thank god for the vaccine. 654 00:44:19,830 --> 00:44:21,330 The Government 655 00:44:21,330 --> 00:44:23,010 is investing billions to study cats, 656 00:44:23,010 --> 00:44:25,590 to not only see how we can keep them safe, 657 00:44:25,590 --> 00:44:28,620 but also how they can keep us safe. 658 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:30,683 Maybe they hold the cure to cancer or-- 659 00:44:30,683 --> 00:44:32,100 Like the Egyptians, 660 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:34,920 we worship them and praise their powers. 661 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:37,510 Join us at the Church of the Cat this Saturday. 662 00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:39,080 Only vaccinated cats allowed. 663 00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:44,340 People have lost their dang minds. 664 00:44:44,340 --> 00:44:45,750 Cat people. 665 00:44:45,750 --> 00:44:47,640 They're the worst. 666 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,560 That's why I'm a dog person. 667 00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:51,640 Whoa. 668 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,160 Hey there, McGeorge. 669 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:54,080 Let's get down. 670 00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:54,830 No, no, no, no. 671 00:44:54,830 --> 00:44:55,850 Just leave him alone. 672 00:44:55,850 --> 00:44:56,400 It's OK. 673 00:44:56,400 --> 00:44:56,900 It's OK. 674 00:44:56,900 --> 00:45:00,150 He can sit on you. 675 00:45:00,150 --> 00:45:01,170 There, there. 676 00:45:01,170 --> 00:45:02,492 See, you're doing a good job. 677 00:45:02,492 --> 00:45:04,200 Have you ever thought about maybe getting 678 00:45:04,200 --> 00:45:05,660 into one of those programs? 679 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:08,400 I think they could alleviate your fears completely. 680 00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,590 Have you seen them around? 681 00:45:10,590 --> 00:45:12,960 They came to my house yesterday. 682 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,580 They're freaky. 683 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:19,500 Hey, I guess they just like pussy more than you do. 684 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:22,980 True, true. 685 00:46:22,500 --> 00:46:25,915 I think there's a storm coming. 686 00:46:25,915 --> 00:46:26,790 Let's hit the shower. 687 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,810 Where is old McGeorge? 688 00:46:45,810 --> 00:46:47,440 Oliver, what is it with you, man? 689 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,900 Every time we mention McGeorge, you get all weird. 690 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,230 I'm sorry, Jerry. 691 00:46:53,230 --> 00:46:57,570 I'm embarrassed to say this, but the entirety of my adult life, 692 00:46:57,570 --> 00:46:59,310 I've had a fear. 693 00:46:59,310 --> 00:47:00,810 Fear of cats. 694 00:47:00,810 --> 00:47:01,990 A fear of cats? 695 00:47:01,990 --> 00:47:03,120 Ailuraphobia. 696 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,950 You know about it? 697 00:47:04,950 --> 00:47:07,020 I studied it in college for a semester. 698 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,580 I know it well. 699 00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:12,960 It's a lot more normal than you think, and easy to get rid of. 700 00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:14,250 I've tried. 701 00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:16,660 Oliver, I'm an expert. 702 00:47:16,660 --> 00:47:17,680 I'll help you. 703 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,280 There's nothing to be ashamed of. 704 00:47:24,827 --> 00:47:29,990 Oliver, what a great friend. 705 00:47:32,315 --> 00:47:36,050 It's going to be all right. 706 00:47:36,050 --> 00:47:39,180 Guys, I'm reporting from a storm shelter. 707 00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:41,840 What I'm about to tell you, you may not believe, 708 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,140 but you have to. 709 00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:45,800 Today in Nashville, we had a-- 710 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,680 I'm going to make up a new word here, Jim, 711 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:51,980 but it may be part of our daily lives from now on. 712 00:47:51,980 --> 00:47:55,040 There is a catnado. 713 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,910 Yes, a catnado. 714 00:47:56,910 --> 00:47:57,640 Is this a joke? 715 00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,990 - A - tornado made up of cats. 716 00:47:58,990 --> 00:47:59,460 Turn the channel. 717 00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,490 Turn that crap off. 718 00:48:05,178 --> 00:48:07,470 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm serious. 719 00:48:07,470 --> 00:48:10,150 We must have seen 400 people die. 720 00:48:10,150 --> 00:48:13,750 They got shredded by the claws and teeth of these monsters. 721 00:48:13,750 --> 00:48:15,730 We're getting reports from all over the world 722 00:48:15,730 --> 00:48:17,620 that the vaccine is the cause. 723 00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:22,000 It's having a scary adverse effect, making them frenzied 724 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,040 and grouping up together. 725 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:27,790 Let's go to our reporters in communist China. 726 00:48:27,790 --> 00:48:29,440 This is crazy. 727 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,420 This must be a nightmare. 728 00:48:31,420 --> 00:48:33,950 My worst fear coming true. 729 00:48:33,950 --> 00:48:39,040 Jerry, did you get McGeorge a vaccine? 730 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:40,636 Dear lord, yesterday. 731 00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:43,960 Dammit! 732 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:44,505 I'm sorry. 733 00:48:47,290 --> 00:48:49,400 What do we do? 734 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,220 All right, we have to remain calm. 735 00:48:51,220 --> 00:48:53,120 That person must be wrong. 736 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,483 It's too crazy to be real. 737 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:01,160 It's here. 738 00:49:01,160 --> 00:49:03,380 The catnado. 739 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:04,380 No, no, no, no. 740 00:49:04,380 --> 00:49:05,280 It's McGeorge. 741 00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,870 Mcgeorgio. 742 00:49:06,870 --> 00:49:08,180 He wouldn't hurt a fly. 743 00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:09,540 It's time for him to eat. 744 00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:11,300 We have to let him in. 745 00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:13,250 Just open the door. 746 00:49:13,250 --> 00:49:14,360 No. 747 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:16,310 Please. 748 00:49:16,310 --> 00:49:17,510 I'm scared. 749 00:49:17,510 --> 00:49:20,830 The first step in being a pussy is being afraid of them. 750 00:49:20,830 --> 00:49:21,610 Open the door. 751 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,460 God! 752 00:49:58,460 --> 00:49:59,040 Get it off! 753 00:49:59,040 --> 00:49:59,540 Get it off! 754 00:49:59,540 --> 00:50:00,040 Get off! 755 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:00,680 Get it off! 756 00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:01,220 Get it off! 757 00:50:01,220 --> 00:50:01,720 Get it off! 758 00:50:01,720 --> 00:50:03,224 Get it off! 759 00:50:12,715 --> 00:50:13,700 I'm sorry. 760 00:50:23,700 --> 00:50:24,200 McGeorge. 761 00:50:26,870 --> 00:50:28,680 What the hell is happening? 762 00:50:31,545 --> 00:50:32,045 McGeorge. 763 00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:38,540 You could have died because of me. 764 00:50:38,540 --> 00:50:41,240 Because I was too afraid. 765 00:50:41,240 --> 00:50:44,020 You saved my life. 766 00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:45,700 Thanks. 767 00:50:45,700 --> 00:50:48,550 Don't worry about it. 768 00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:50,415 Maybe someday you can return the favor. 769 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,890 That day was when the world changed. 770 00:50:56,890 --> 00:50:59,080 Every day it got worse. 771 00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:03,640 The vaccine made millions of killing machines and hundreds 772 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,280 of catnadoes. 773 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,910 Those pussy twisters were global. 774 00:51:09,910 --> 00:51:14,280 The sound of 1,000 meows. 775 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,640 But those dang supportive cat groups just got bigger. 776 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,500 Even people in the government were 777 00:51:19,500 --> 00:51:21,060 trying to help protect them. 778 00:51:21,060 --> 00:51:23,880 But we improvised. 779 00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,380 Our government split and we fought back. 780 00:51:26,380 --> 00:51:29,160 We joined the fight in the new civil war. 781 00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,800 We were the Dead Pussy Society. 782 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,140 We are the DPS. 783 00:51:34,140 --> 00:51:36,340 Your country needs you. 784 00:51:36,340 --> 00:51:39,680 We want you. 785 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,055 The first task, eliminate them before they took to the air. 786 00:51:48,590 --> 00:51:52,680 We drove around looking for pussy. 787 00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:56,390 Killed plenty, that's for sure. 788 00:51:56,390 --> 00:51:59,780 Even burned down the few remaining pet shelters. 789 00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,080 Got a trophy for that one. 790 00:52:12,150 --> 00:52:13,866 Traitor. 791 00:52:29,690 --> 00:52:31,440 Am I the only one left? 792 00:52:37,510 --> 00:52:42,450 It's so hard to live in a world all alone, every day in fear. 793 00:52:45,790 --> 00:52:47,865 When is it a good time to call it quits? 794 00:52:52,990 --> 00:52:54,730 Maybe one day. 795 00:52:54,730 --> 00:52:56,380 Chapter 3. 796 00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:59,560 Killing cats was easy with guns, but guns 797 00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:00,936 didn't help against catnadoes. 798 00:53:08,490 --> 00:53:11,490 This is the house, dude. 799 00:53:11,490 --> 00:53:12,790 They've got some, I know it. 800 00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:17,935 Is that them over there? 801 00:53:17,935 --> 00:53:20,060 Looks like the kid just left them laying out there. 802 00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:45,660 The ultimate weapon is to stop catnadoes. 803 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:48,860 Once we have some, they're not going to be able to stop us. 804 00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:53,480 I knew it! 805 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,020 I knew they had some! 806 00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:59,270 I can't believe they didn't sell them on the black market. 807 00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:00,330 I can't believe it. 808 00:54:00,330 --> 00:54:03,380 These are the first ones we've seen in months. 809 00:54:03,380 --> 00:54:05,390 I don't see anyone. 810 00:54:05,390 --> 00:54:06,090 Let's get them. 811 00:54:13,310 --> 00:54:15,923 What are you doing with my water guns? 812 00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:33,260 Jerry, you don't have to do it. 813 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:34,850 You're right. 814 00:54:34,850 --> 00:54:36,800 I don't want to. 815 00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,270 I have to. 816 00:54:38,270 --> 00:54:40,940 Now, let's save humanity. 817 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:12,610 Time got tough, living got tougher, and dying got simpler. 818 00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:15,790 Many people got good at that, unfortunately. 819 00:55:15,790 --> 00:55:19,420 People moved to the coast and near the lakes. 820 00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:22,870 Wasn't enough space and the water dried out quick. 821 00:55:22,870 --> 00:55:26,043 We had no other choice but to become catnado chasers. 822 00:55:46,810 --> 00:55:52,930 We started at the Tornado Alley Cat, looking for any survivors. 823 00:55:52,930 --> 00:55:56,830 This is where it all went wrong. 824 00:55:56,830 --> 00:55:57,540 Really wrong. 825 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:11,890 This has got to be the biggest one yet. 826 00:56:11,890 --> 00:56:14,500 There have to be a million of them. 827 00:56:14,500 --> 00:56:17,220 A cat five pussy twister. 828 00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:17,970 No, no. 829 00:56:17,970 --> 00:56:18,850 You got this. 830 00:56:18,850 --> 00:56:19,403 You got this. 831 00:56:19,403 --> 00:56:21,570 Your whole life's been prepping you for this moment, 832 00:56:21,570 --> 00:56:23,880 and it's to prove to yourself what I already know, 833 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,570 that you're tough, strong, brave. 834 00:56:27,570 --> 00:56:31,320 The bravest man I know. 835 00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:36,270 OK, let's do this. 836 00:56:36,270 --> 00:56:39,760 No longer will it have power over me. 837 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,486 There you go. 838 00:56:42,486 --> 00:56:47,610 If we kill it, we can save humanity. 839 00:56:47,610 --> 00:56:49,140 Let's save the world. 840 00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:51,390 We're going to tear those pussies up. 841 00:56:51,390 --> 00:56:53,820 You and me, buddy. 842 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,390 It's raining hair balls. 843 00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:02,560 Damn. 844 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,060 Let's park here. 845 00:57:04,060 --> 00:57:06,100 Let's draw it to the trap. 846 00:57:06,100 --> 00:57:09,400 All the other groups got close, but failed. 847 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:11,310 A pond full of Drano should kill it easily. 848 00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:18,110 We're the last hope. 849 00:57:35,505 --> 00:57:37,395 I see it. 850 00:57:37,395 --> 00:57:37,895 Let's go. 851 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:52,950 No. 852 00:57:52,950 --> 00:57:54,836 No, no, no! 853 00:57:59,030 --> 00:58:01,400 We've got to go. 854 00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:02,230 There's no hope. 855 00:58:02,230 --> 00:58:03,090 We blew it! 856 00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:11,150 Hey, you got this. 857 00:58:11,150 --> 00:58:16,650 We got this Follow me. 858 00:58:16,650 --> 00:58:18,340 You shoot, I'll drive. 859 00:58:30,790 --> 00:58:32,680 Engine won't start! 860 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,483 Shoot them off of us. 861 00:58:34,483 --> 00:58:35,400 It's getting closer. 862 00:58:45,700 --> 00:58:46,686 Keep shooting! 863 00:58:57,560 --> 00:58:59,840 It's a cat five all right. 864 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:01,400 It's getting closer. 865 00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:02,790 We're getting pussy whipped! 866 00:59:08,290 --> 00:59:08,950 What? 867 00:59:08,950 --> 00:59:10,960 Go. 868 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,760 Jump. 869 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:13,890 I'll lead it away. 870 00:59:13,890 --> 00:59:15,880 I'm not leaving you. 871 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:19,210 It's the only way you can survive. 872 00:59:19,210 --> 00:59:21,110 Thank you for everything. 873 00:59:21,110 --> 00:59:23,630 I owe you. 874 00:59:23,630 --> 00:59:25,290 You saved my life. 875 00:59:25,290 --> 00:59:26,375 Now I save yours. 876 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:32,990 I'll wait for you. 877 01:00:21,860 --> 01:00:22,680 What the heck? 878 01:00:27,230 --> 01:00:28,240 I'm in here! 879 01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:29,810 I'm in here! 880 01:00:29,810 --> 01:00:30,740 I'm in here! 881 01:00:30,740 --> 01:00:31,460 I'm in here! 882 01:00:31,460 --> 01:00:31,975 I'm in here! 883 01:00:57,340 --> 01:01:00,040 No, it can't be! 884 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:02,530 No, it can't be. 885 01:01:02,530 --> 01:01:06,374 Oliver, please, no. 886 01:01:20,050 --> 01:01:22,240 Those damn pussies. 887 01:01:22,240 --> 01:01:25,029 Told you we're all fucked. 888 01:02:13,850 --> 01:02:18,920 Hey, so you must be the lady that saw the catnapper. 889 01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:19,970 Yeah. 890 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:23,390 He took my cat Fluffy. 891 01:02:23,390 --> 01:02:25,190 Fluffy. 892 01:02:25,190 --> 01:02:33,190 This is a cat-astrophe can you tell us what he looked like. 893 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:33,780 Anything. 894 01:02:33,780 --> 01:02:34,680 Give us something. 895 01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,860 He was wearing some kind of weird mask. 896 01:02:37,860 --> 01:02:40,080 A mask. 897 01:02:40,080 --> 01:02:41,910 The purr-fect crime. 898 01:02:45,810 --> 01:02:50,260 Anything else that you want to let us know about this guy. 899 01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:53,080 Maybe like a fur coat like a cat. 900 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:53,780 Mask. 901 01:02:53,780 --> 01:02:55,780 Fur coat. 902 01:02:55,780 --> 01:02:59,196 It has to be fur-strating. 903 01:02:59,196 --> 01:03:00,460 Will you cut it out? 904 01:03:00,460 --> 01:03:02,520 You see how she's acting right now. 905 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:03,220 Come on! 906 01:03:06,860 --> 01:03:09,920 I'm just trying to make the situation a little more 907 01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:13,290 powerful, that's it. 908 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:15,840 They're stealing all the cats! 909 01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:17,590 This has to be a cat-spiracy. 910 01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:21,770 Come on, man. 911 01:03:21,770 --> 01:03:23,330 You've got to get it together. 912 01:03:23,330 --> 01:03:25,670 This is a serious crime here. 913 01:03:25,670 --> 01:03:26,610 Come on. 914 01:03:26,610 --> 01:03:29,090 Take your job serious! 915 01:03:29,090 --> 01:03:31,340 This coming from you? 916 01:03:31,340 --> 01:03:31,910 Really? 917 01:03:31,910 --> 01:03:33,410 Let's go! 918 01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:34,610 Yeah, come on, man. 919 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:36,050 Over a cat? 920 01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:37,250 It's a crime. 921 01:03:37,250 --> 01:03:38,370 Crime is a crime. 922 01:03:47,604 --> 01:03:50,460 Snatching cats. 923 01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,770 Hey, what's that, Boots? 924 01:03:52,770 --> 01:03:53,940 Hey. 925 01:03:53,940 --> 01:03:56,190 Yo, dude. 926 01:03:56,190 --> 01:03:57,300 What's that? 927 01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:01,800 You say you don't trust the government? 928 01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:02,605 It's OK, man. 929 01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:03,980 I wasn't going to do that anyway. 930 01:04:06,670 --> 01:04:10,530 Hey, yeah, I'll get you out of there. 931 01:04:10,530 --> 01:04:13,140 Come here. 932 01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:14,165 Yeah, I'll rescue you. 933 01:04:14,165 --> 01:04:15,290 You're going to be OK, man. 934 01:04:23,010 --> 01:04:25,940 How are you going to rescue him? 935 01:04:25,940 --> 01:04:27,170 Hey, hey, calm down! 936 01:04:27,170 --> 01:04:27,670 Man. 937 01:04:27,670 --> 01:04:28,588 Settle down! 938 01:04:28,588 --> 01:04:30,130 We're trying to help you get the cat. 939 01:04:30,130 --> 01:04:31,390 We're trying to help you rescue the cat. 940 01:04:31,390 --> 01:04:33,300 Yes, we're trying to find the cat too. 941 01:04:33,300 --> 01:04:35,247 Hey, yeah, I don't trust the cops. 942 01:04:35,247 --> 01:04:37,205 Hey, man, we're just trying to help you, man. 943 01:04:37,205 --> 01:04:39,330 I can't get you justice now. 944 01:04:39,330 --> 01:04:40,320 Calm down. 945 01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:41,795 Hey, but hold on, man. 946 01:04:41,795 --> 01:04:42,670 No need for all that. 947 01:04:42,670 --> 01:04:43,170 No need. 948 01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:44,970 Hey, hey, boss. 949 01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:46,980 I know you ain't eaten in a day. 950 01:04:46,980 --> 01:04:48,030 Yeah, yeah. 951 01:04:48,030 --> 01:04:48,810 Come on, man. 952 01:04:48,810 --> 01:04:49,803 No, I haven't. 953 01:04:49,803 --> 01:04:51,220 All right, all right, all right. 954 01:04:54,660 --> 01:04:56,176 So help us out. 955 01:04:56,176 --> 01:04:57,080 What do you know? 956 01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:58,230 Yeah, OK. 957 01:04:58,230 --> 01:04:59,632 Yeah. 958 01:04:59,632 --> 01:05:00,390 I'll help you. 959 01:05:03,230 --> 01:05:07,790 Look, I was looking for a place to sleep the other night, 960 01:05:07,790 --> 01:05:10,220 and there was this guy. 961 01:05:10,220 --> 01:05:11,365 He was coming out and-- 962 01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:44,090 He had this mask on, right? 963 01:05:44,090 --> 01:05:44,590 A mask? 964 01:05:44,590 --> 01:05:46,570 Yeah, he's wearing furs and-- 965 01:05:46,570 --> 01:05:48,110 Fur? 966 01:05:48,110 --> 01:05:51,170 There was the cat screaming. 967 01:05:51,170 --> 01:05:52,213 Gosh. 968 01:05:52,213 --> 01:05:53,060 Cat? 969 01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:54,640 Yes, I hear the cat screaming. 970 01:05:54,640 --> 01:05:57,520 Do you hear the cat screaming? 971 01:05:57,520 --> 01:06:00,310 I hear it in my dreams. 972 01:06:00,310 --> 01:06:01,150 It's-- 973 01:06:01,150 --> 01:06:05,050 I don't hear the cats, but we believe you. 974 01:06:05,050 --> 01:06:05,740 Yeah. 975 01:06:05,740 --> 01:06:07,540 We're going to help you find him. 976 01:06:07,540 --> 01:06:08,200 OK. 977 01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:09,707 Yeah. 978 01:06:09,707 --> 01:06:10,790 We're going to help you. 979 01:06:10,790 --> 01:06:11,998 You're going to be all right. 980 01:06:11,998 --> 01:06:13,532 You're going to be all right. 981 01:06:13,532 --> 01:06:15,490 You're going to-- you're going to find Boots? 982 01:06:15,490 --> 01:06:15,770 Man. 983 01:06:15,770 --> 01:06:16,730 You're going to find the cats? 984 01:06:16,730 --> 01:06:17,590 We're going to find-- 985 01:06:17,590 --> 01:06:17,990 You're going to find all of them. 986 01:06:17,990 --> 01:06:19,220 We're going to help you find the cats. 987 01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:19,390 Yeah. 988 01:06:19,390 --> 01:06:20,245 Calm down now. 989 01:06:20,245 --> 01:06:20,870 We've got this. 990 01:06:20,870 --> 01:06:21,670 We got it. 991 01:06:21,670 --> 01:06:23,760 We're going to help him find the cats and bring them home. 992 01:06:23,760 --> 01:06:24,500 We'll find the cats. 993 01:06:24,500 --> 01:06:25,340 We're going to bring them home. 994 01:06:25,340 --> 01:06:26,020 Yeah. 995 01:06:26,020 --> 01:06:27,580 We're going to bring them home. 996 01:06:27,580 --> 01:06:28,330 We got you, dog. 997 01:06:28,330 --> 01:06:30,190 We're going to bring them home for you. 998 01:06:30,190 --> 01:06:31,940 Let's find these cats and bring them home. 999 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:35,500 Go get you something to eat, Doc. 1000 01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:35,720 Come on. 1001 01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:36,330 Go, go. 1002 01:06:36,330 --> 01:06:37,497 Go get him something to eat. 1003 01:06:40,818 --> 01:06:42,794 We've got to find those cats. 1004 01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:26,779 Fluffy, would you like to be in that tornado? 1005 01:08:26,779 --> 01:08:29,353 One catnado coming up. 1006 01:09:10,107 --> 01:09:12,160 Freeze! 1007 01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:12,890 Drop the bag! 1008 01:09:28,950 --> 01:09:29,450 Simmonds! 1009 01:09:34,182 --> 01:09:35,609 Simmonds, you all right? 1010 01:09:35,609 --> 01:09:36,109 Yeah. 1011 01:09:36,109 --> 01:09:37,692 It looks like it went right through. 1012 01:09:37,692 --> 01:09:38,279 I'm good. 1013 01:09:38,279 --> 01:09:38,946 Did you get him? 1014 01:09:38,946 --> 01:09:39,840 Yeah, I got him. 1015 01:09:44,151 --> 01:09:47,510 He had a gun. 1016 01:09:47,510 --> 01:09:50,252 Let's see who's under this mask. 1017 01:09:50,252 --> 01:09:51,725 Go reveal it. 1018 01:09:56,635 --> 01:09:58,600 Wow. 1019 01:09:58,600 --> 01:09:59,730 She looks familiar. 1020 01:09:59,730 --> 01:10:01,850 She do. 1021 01:10:01,850 --> 01:10:03,305 Don't we know her? 1022 01:10:06,215 --> 01:10:06,893 I don't know. 1023 01:10:06,893 --> 01:10:08,060 We've got to check that out. 1024 01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:17,980 This is a cat burglar. 1025 01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:20,840 Don't make sense. 1026 01:10:20,840 --> 01:10:24,000 It just don't make sense. 1027 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:28,540 How are we looking for her and she. 1028 01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:30,360 Don't make sense. 1029 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:31,714 Cat-spiracy. 1030 01:10:38,180 --> 01:10:40,330 What's that over there? 1031 01:10:40,330 --> 01:10:42,750 We've got some bad weather rolling in. 1032 01:10:42,750 --> 01:10:44,490 Yeah, I see. 1033 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:45,390 Wait, look. 1034 01:10:45,390 --> 01:10:46,415 Way in the cloud. 1035 01:10:49,826 --> 01:10:53,168 It looks like some cats. 1036 01:10:53,168 --> 01:10:54,112 Wow. 1037 01:10:54,112 --> 01:10:55,056 A catnado. 1038 01:10:57,900 --> 01:10:59,430 Wow. 1039 01:10:59,430 --> 01:11:01,450 Of all the-- a catnado? 1040 01:11:01,450 --> 01:11:02,075 That's crazy. 1041 01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:17,080 I'll be glad to get home. 1042 01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:17,900 Me too. 1043 01:11:17,900 --> 01:11:19,900 It's been a long trip. 1044 01:11:19,900 --> 01:11:21,100 True that. 1045 01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:22,630 It's been fun, though. 1046 01:11:22,630 --> 01:11:24,520 Still can't believe you won all that money. 1047 01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:25,960 Listen, you know what they say. 1048 01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:28,690 It's all about how you play the game. 1049 01:11:28,690 --> 01:11:32,020 Yeah, you schooled them. 1050 01:11:32,020 --> 01:11:33,940 What was that? 1051 01:11:33,940 --> 01:11:35,050 I don't know. 1052 01:11:35,050 --> 01:11:36,610 It felt like we hit something. 1053 01:11:36,610 --> 01:11:38,230 Up here? 1054 01:11:38,230 --> 01:11:39,790 Maybe it was an air pocket. 1055 01:11:39,790 --> 01:11:42,830 Whatever it was just scared the heck out of me. 1056 01:11:42,830 --> 01:11:44,325 Yeah, me too. 1057 01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:48,840 Sure is beautiful tonight. 1058 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,220 Yeah. 1059 01:11:50,220 --> 01:11:51,300 Full moon. 1060 01:11:51,300 --> 01:11:53,640 Perfect night too for flying. 1061 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:54,730 I don't believe it. 1062 01:11:54,730 --> 01:11:56,070 What? 1063 01:11:56,070 --> 01:11:58,520 You left a cup of Windex on the hood. 1064 01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:59,590 Oh, yeah. 1065 01:11:59,590 --> 01:12:01,290 Forgot about that. 1066 01:12:01,290 --> 01:12:05,515 What was that? 1067 01:12:05,515 --> 01:12:06,140 I don't know. 1068 01:12:06,140 --> 01:12:08,010 It looked like an arm. 1069 01:12:08,010 --> 01:12:11,075 An arm? 1070 01:12:11,075 --> 01:12:11,700 I don't know. 1071 01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:17,105 Like something-- Oh my god. 1072 01:12:17,105 --> 01:12:17,605 What? 1073 01:12:20,290 --> 01:12:23,101 We are in big trouble. 1074 01:12:23,101 --> 01:12:23,601 What? 1075 01:12:26,709 --> 01:12:27,209 What? 1076 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,100 Catnado. 1077 01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:32,420 What? 1078 01:12:32,420 --> 01:12:34,130 It's a leftover from that catnado. 1079 01:12:34,130 --> 01:12:38,550 One of those sky flying gremlin cats must be-- 1080 01:12:38,550 --> 01:12:40,940 On top of the plane. 1081 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:42,600 No, no, no. 1082 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,390 It was a bird. 1083 01:12:43,390 --> 01:12:44,380 It's a bird. 1084 01:12:44,380 --> 01:12:44,940 It's a bird. 1085 01:12:44,940 --> 01:12:45,240 At 10,000 feet? 1086 01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:45,823 It's a bird. 1087 01:12:45,823 --> 01:12:46,330 It's a bird. 1088 01:12:46,330 --> 01:12:46,980 Are you serious? 1089 01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:47,605 At 10,000 feet? 1090 01:12:47,605 --> 01:12:50,370 OK, it's not a bird! 1091 01:12:50,370 --> 01:12:51,700 What are we going to do? 1092 01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:53,910 We have to get him off the wing of the plane. 1093 01:12:53,910 --> 01:12:55,810 Quick, grab that cat toy in the back. 1094 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:01,950 Where is it? 1095 01:13:01,950 --> 01:13:03,810 OK. 1096 01:13:03,810 --> 01:13:05,760 What now? 1097 01:13:05,760 --> 01:13:08,650 Try to open your window and get its attention with the toy. 1098 01:13:13,220 --> 01:13:15,440 Here, kitty, kitty. 1099 01:13:15,440 --> 01:13:15,990 Here, kitty. 1100 01:13:20,490 --> 01:13:23,070 The heinous hairball stole the toy. 1101 01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:24,270 Cats steal toys, you know. 1102 01:13:24,270 --> 01:13:26,770 That was my toy. 1103 01:13:26,770 --> 01:13:28,030 He must have lost the toy. 1104 01:13:28,030 --> 01:13:29,890 He's trying to get the air freshener. 1105 01:13:29,890 --> 01:13:30,550 Great. 1106 01:13:30,550 --> 01:13:32,530 What do we do now, Dr. Doolittle? 1107 01:13:32,530 --> 01:13:35,420 We have to stop him from breaking the windshield. 1108 01:13:35,420 --> 01:13:35,920 How? 1109 01:13:35,920 --> 01:13:37,040 What do we do? 1110 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:40,210 Quick, grab that Catser magazine in the back. 1111 01:13:40,210 --> 01:13:40,870 OK. 1112 01:13:47,050 --> 01:13:50,710 What did you just show that cat? 1113 01:13:50,710 --> 01:13:52,030 An ad. 1114 01:13:52,030 --> 01:13:55,460 An ad for what? 1115 01:13:55,460 --> 01:13:56,780 For neutering? 1116 01:13:56,780 --> 01:13:57,470 What? 1117 01:13:57,470 --> 01:13:59,310 That pissed off pussy's going to kill us. 1118 01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:01,220 I panicked. 1119 01:14:01,220 --> 01:14:03,952 What do we do now? 1120 01:14:03,952 --> 01:14:04,910 Take control of the-- 1121 01:14:04,910 --> 01:14:05,993 take control of the plane. 1122 01:14:05,993 --> 01:14:06,890 I have an idea. 1123 01:14:06,890 --> 01:14:07,990 I can't fly. 1124 01:14:07,990 --> 01:14:09,620 I barely passed my mono test. 1125 01:14:09,620 --> 01:14:11,060 Just maintain its course. 1126 01:14:11,060 --> 01:14:12,770 Can you do that? 1127 01:14:12,770 --> 01:14:14,750 I've got an idea. 1128 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:15,960 Hello, God, it's me, Mark. 1129 01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:16,710 This should do it. 1130 01:14:16,710 --> 01:14:18,396 This should do it. 1131 01:14:18,396 --> 01:14:21,050 I don't ask for much. 1132 01:14:21,050 --> 01:14:23,210 This should do it. 1133 01:14:23,210 --> 01:14:24,830 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 1134 01:14:24,830 --> 01:14:26,300 Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. 1135 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:28,400 How are you doing over there? 1136 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:29,720 It's working. 1137 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:30,830 He's taking the treats. 1138 01:14:30,830 --> 01:14:31,630 I'm so glad. 1139 01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,250 Yeah, yeah. 1140 01:14:36,250 --> 01:14:37,170 There you go. 1141 01:14:37,170 --> 01:14:37,920 Eat it, kitty. 1142 01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:39,500 There you go. 1143 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:40,420 You OK? 1144 01:14:40,420 --> 01:14:41,230 Everything OK? 1145 01:14:41,230 --> 01:14:42,660 Just listen. 1146 01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:44,445 I don't hear anything. 1147 01:14:44,445 --> 01:14:44,945 Exactly. 1148 01:14:47,520 --> 01:14:49,230 How did you do it? 1149 01:14:49,230 --> 01:14:52,288 That was drug catnip I used on my own kitty. 1150 01:18:32,140 --> 01:18:33,310 Hello. 1151 01:18:33,310 --> 01:18:36,400 I am queen of the galaxy, and tonight I 1152 01:18:36,400 --> 01:18:39,590 will read you the story of the eighth astro space hero. 1153 01:18:39,590 --> 01:18:42,520 It's a tale of heroes, evil forces, 1154 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,483 and a cosmic force called the catnado. 1155 01:18:49,610 --> 01:18:52,400 Attend me, Vespa. 1156 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:55,160 Come to me, 1157 01:18:55,160 --> 01:18:58,180 I beseech thee, Dark Lord. 1158 01:18:58,180 --> 01:19:02,240 What is the bidding of the razor darkness? 1159 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:06,641 I crave the blood of the eighth astro space hero. 1160 01:19:06,641 --> 01:19:14,400 The flood of when they banished me 1161 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:17,040 from spacetime. 1162 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:18,933 I seek revenge. 1163 01:19:21,730 --> 01:19:23,835 Give me the means, Dark Lord. 1164 01:19:34,570 --> 01:19:37,910 It is now complete. 1165 01:19:37,910 --> 01:19:42,460 I have the power of the cosmic catnado. 1166 01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:59,243 You will know the dark power of Bill Pines. 1167 01:20:03,030 --> 01:20:07,380 I enjoy the screams of death and destruction. 1168 01:20:07,380 --> 01:20:08,540 It tickles my naughty side. 1169 01:20:17,720 --> 01:20:21,620 Corso, dread has come to the Galaxy. 1170 01:20:21,620 --> 01:20:26,240 Vespa has raised dark energy with Bill Pines. 1171 01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:34,860 She has used the catnado from Earth and made it galactic. 1172 01:20:34,860 --> 01:20:37,490 Bill Pines has returned to the galaxy? 1173 01:20:37,490 --> 01:20:40,470 He's still mad that you captured him 1174 01:20:40,470 --> 01:20:45,720 with the help of Maria, the queen of the unicorns. 1175 01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:49,595 Bill Pines keeps tossing bad vibes on Twin Flames. 1176 01:20:52,110 --> 01:20:56,370 You may well call him Bad Kung Fu Pines. 1177 01:20:56,370 --> 01:21:01,620 Every spell he has is discounted beer and stinky 1178 01:21:01,620 --> 01:21:03,900 cheese of the soul. 1179 01:21:03,900 --> 01:21:07,760 Of course we'll stop the cat of Vespa. 1180 01:21:07,760 --> 01:21:11,640 Vespa, she's beautiful, but deadly. 1181 01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:14,580 That girl has more curves than a paperback, 1182 01:21:14,580 --> 01:21:17,310 and every one is a page turner. 1183 01:21:17,310 --> 01:21:21,410 Vespa will face the eighth astro space hero. 1184 01:21:27,340 --> 01:21:30,160 Pitiful life forms. 1185 01:21:30,160 --> 01:21:33,950 You will know the dark power of Bill Pines. 1186 01:21:37,030 --> 01:21:41,380 I enjoy the screams of death and destruction. 1187 01:21:41,380 --> 01:21:42,740 It tickles my naughty side. 1188 01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:53,650 Vespa is attacking the galaxy with the evil catnado ray. 1189 01:21:53,650 --> 01:21:59,070 What can we do about the curvy alien warrior queen? 1190 01:21:59,070 --> 01:22:00,230 Oh, that Vespa. 1191 01:22:00,230 --> 01:22:01,780 Very, very hot. 1192 01:22:01,780 --> 01:22:03,750 Very cool. 1193 01:22:03,750 --> 01:22:05,140 She'd do things to me. 1194 01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:06,160 She can touch me. 1195 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:07,120 She can hurt me. 1196 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:10,270 She can-- wait, wait. 1197 01:22:10,270 --> 01:22:11,320 Wrong. 1198 01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:12,700 Bad woman. 1199 01:22:12,700 --> 01:22:14,510 Bad thing. 1200 01:22:14,510 --> 01:22:17,000 Vespa very bad woman. 1201 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,865 Who can stop Vespa? 1202 01:22:23,780 --> 01:22:28,903 I am Vespa, queen of the galaxy. 1203 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:43,310 I shall rule the galaxy. 1204 01:22:43,310 --> 01:22:48,710 All hail the cosmic power of the cosmic catnado. 1205 01:22:52,958 --> 01:22:53,750 All right, Vespa. 1206 01:22:53,750 --> 01:22:58,020 We will stop your evil from Planet Bailey. 1207 01:22:58,020 --> 01:22:58,520 No. 1208 01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:12,640 Astro space hero, one of the nine will be first to fall. 1209 01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:18,850 Feel the storm of destructive power of the cosmic catnado. 1210 01:23:24,560 --> 01:23:26,100 Hugo, full power in reverse! 1211 01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:30,833 We must avoid catnado, the storm made out of evil cat souls. 1212 01:23:39,530 --> 01:23:41,100 Hugo, reverse the engines! 1213 01:23:41,100 --> 01:23:46,370 We must avoid catnado, the evil, dark storm of cat souls 1214 01:23:46,370 --> 01:23:47,185 from hell. 1215 01:23:51,950 --> 01:23:56,180 Hugo, turn the energy drives into the purple zone. 1216 01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:57,960 We have no choice. 1217 01:23:57,960 --> 01:24:00,826 We must reverse polarity. 1218 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:07,880 No. 1219 01:24:07,880 --> 01:24:14,180 Very well, astro space hero, I am defeated for now. 1220 01:24:14,180 --> 01:24:23,310 But rest assured, the Dark Lord Bill Pines will strike you, 1221 01:24:23,310 --> 01:24:26,090 and I will be his dagger. 1222 01:24:32,610 --> 01:24:33,530 Got you Vespa. 1223 01:24:33,530 --> 01:24:40,140 Whenever there's evil, like the catnado, the storm upon storm's 1224 01:24:40,140 --> 01:24:43,500 created of evil cat souls, there'll 1225 01:24:43,500 --> 01:24:48,320 always be a place for the hero, astro space hero. 1226 01:24:55,020 --> 01:24:59,040 The evil catnado has been stopped! 1227 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:05,160 Cats are here to be pampered, not to eat planets and galaxies. 1228 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:10,651 Vespa and her curves have left the galaxy. 1229 01:25:10,651 --> 01:25:12,070 She'd do things to me. 1230 01:25:12,070 --> 01:25:13,110 She can touch me. 1231 01:25:13,110 --> 01:25:14,080 She can hurt me. 1232 01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,950 She can-- wait, wait. 1233 01:25:16,950 --> 01:25:18,633 Will the evil return? 1234 01:25:29,430 --> 01:25:30,390 Great work, Corso. 1235 01:25:30,390 --> 01:25:36,750 So you and the Jolly Roger have saved the galaxy once again. 1236 01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:39,930 Now you can watch over the galaxy with the magic 1237 01:25:39,930 --> 01:25:41,750 of the unicorns with you. 1238 01:25:44,550 --> 01:25:48,390 All we need is '80s synth pop and peanut butter cookies 1239 01:25:48,390 --> 01:25:49,415 to make it sweeter. 1240 01:25:53,980 --> 01:25:56,800 And that, my lovely children is 1241 01:25:56,800 --> 01:26:01,140 the story of the cosmic catnado and how it was 1242 01:26:01,140 --> 01:26:03,840 stopped by astro space hero. 1243 01:26:03,840 --> 01:26:06,630 Get some sleep, for tomorrow I'll 1244 01:26:06,630 --> 01:26:10,140 tell you the story of how Maria, the queen of the unicorns, 1245 01:26:10,140 --> 01:26:15,530 and astro space hero stopped the supernova dragon. 1246 01:26:15,530 --> 01:26:16,040 Good night.