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I just don't get it. It's only an egg.

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I'm telling you, it's giant.

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And where am I supposed to put it?
Nowhere warm.

4
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And whatever you do, don't sit on it.
Where are you going now?

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Well, someone has to deal with the parents.

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Far far ago,
the ancients wrote upon the scrolls

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that dark forces would sweep our realm

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until only Yonderland remained.

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But they told also of a saviour,

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come from a distant world
to save us from the shadows.

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Apparently

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I'm so sorry, Pete.

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It's fine.

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I know you've been busy with...whatever.

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No, it's not fine, cos it keeps happening,

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and it's not fair on you.

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But I'm gonna make it up to you, OK? Mm.

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Debbie, you must come quickly!

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Ssh. Oh.

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Get in the kitchen!
All right, all right, OK.

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So, this thing with the egg's sorted,
that's fine,

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but there's trouble up north now.

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The Snow Men have gathered on the ice plains

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and we're on the brink of a cold war.

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You've got to come with me. No.

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Great, let's get moving.
You will need gloves.

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Elf, I said no.

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Maybe I didn't get across
how cold this war is.

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I can't do this anymore.

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It has to stop.
Don't you want to help us anymore?

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This isn't about you.
I have another life here.

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Except I don't, do I,
because I'm always in there.

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Take Sports Day. I got you to Sports Day!

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I missed the bean bag relay.
I...only know half those words.

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I just don't feel a part of my own
family anymore, and I need to be.

36
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Well, I don't know if you can
just stop being the Chosen One.

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I mean,
you've been chosen. And there's only one.

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We're friends, right? Mm.

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Then help me. Please.

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This is the last thing I'll ask of you.

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There may be a way. But...

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OK, but last time.
And I am not dealing with this war.

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What war? Oh, that! It'll blow over.

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I said no!

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But they would be perfectly
preserved to enjoy at a later date.

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For the last time,
you are not freezing my family.

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Then I can see no solution.

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Would it help if we cast off our robes?

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No! Debbie, your fate

50
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is to defeat the dark
forces and save our realm.

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To turn your back on us would
be to ignore your own destiny.

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I don't want to leave.
This place is amazing.

53
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Well... Pretty good.

54
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And you all know what I think of Negatus.

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You said he was a... No need to repeat it.
Family show.

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It's that I HAVE to leave, because I...

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Er, Wise Ones,
perhaps I can explain, if I may.

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All right, then.
Leave it with me. Two minutes.

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Right, listen up.

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Oh, too far.

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And they really said yes?
Yes, there is a way, if you're sure.

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Oh!

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Oh,...good

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Now I've chipped a tooth.

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It's a world of endless joy.

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This is going to be amazing.
We're gonna have a proper date night.

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And I can take the kids to that place
that's like Alton Towers but crap.

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And friends - do you know how long it's been

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since I went for coffee -with a friend?
-Two minutes.

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No. 17 years.

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Stop guessing. All right.

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And no more quests. I am so sick of quests.

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What is it with you guys and quests?

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Well, lucky for you,
there is a way to close the portal.

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It's a quest, isn't it?
-Yeah. -Great.

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Oh, get in!

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She's going to close the portal.

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Debbie will be gone forever and the
boss will give ME all the credit.

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It's a win-win situation -
like playing yourself at strip poker.

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Ooh, such sweet victory!

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You lot,
I want you to do everything in your power

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to help Debbie succeed in her task.

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Absolutely. You can count on us.

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She'll fail, oh blackest of clouds.

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Hopes will wither and die
like crops in droughts...

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Listen to me! Listen!

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I want you to HELP her. Do you understand?

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Help her.

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We understand, oh darkest one.

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Totally with you. She'll crash and burn.

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Yes, Debbie will learn the true
nature of failure and then...

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Success! Success.

93
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I meant success. What did I say?
Because I meant success?

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Oh, no. This is the problem with snailcam -

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very easily distracted.

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It's three tasks, really.
And they must be done quickly,

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for three moons only
align once in a quinellia.

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Oh, here we go. Get a thing, say a spell,

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put a magic jewel in the statue's eye.

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You must travel the length of the very land

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you wish to leave behind,

102
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and gather the three elements - water,
earth and fire.

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All before the three moons rise.

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Only then can the portal
be closed forever...

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ever...ever...ever.

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What are you doing? Just adding drama.

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Oh, God.

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Urgh! Ow!

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Ow!

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OW! Oh, stop moaning!

111
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It's a brilliant short-cut.
Yeah, if you're three foot tall.

112
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I nearly lost an eye!
You could always crawl.

113
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And you could always find the path.
Paths are for trolls.

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Besides, we're nearly there now.
Nearly where, exactly?

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Our first stop.
The Sacred Spring of Gesundheit.

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The water that rises there

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is said to stem from the
very centre of our world.

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Does it cure toothache? No.

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Happy days

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Come on.

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Welcome.

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Welcome to the Sacred Spa of Gesundheit.

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Bless you.

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We are the... ..guardians of the water...s.

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I'm Debbie. Hi.

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This place is beautiful. Thank...

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..you, Deb... ..ie.

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Do you require a treatment, question mark?

129
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No, actually, I'm a bit pushed for time.

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Something about three moons in a willennium.

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I just need some of your sacred water,
if you can spare it.

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Ah, that puts us in a rather
difficult posi...tion.

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You see, the sacred waters of Gesundheit...

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Bless you. ..are not to
be rushed or hurried.

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Such subtle elixir cannot
be herded into some bottle

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like a common cordial or urine sample.

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It is to be savoured, absorbed,

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enjoy... ..ed.

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Massaged into tired muscles, maybe.

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Or gently irrigated through...
..a grubby colon.

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After which,
a small vial of our cool water is yours.

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To take away. Complimentary. ..tary.

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We do need the water. Go on, have a massage.

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No! I'm wearing really big knickers.

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Well, I'm sure they've seen worse.
Come on, you've earned it.

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Boys, she'll have the works.

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Yeah, but...m-maybe skip
the colon thing though, OK?

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Wow, they ARE big.

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Ta-da! Wow!

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And if it's not inappropriate, hubba-hubba!

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It's inappropriate. All right.

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Tawit-tawoo!

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We hope that you feel...
..rested and rejuvenate...

154
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..ed. I want to talk about saying more.

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No. Why?

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Please, Debbie, take the water.

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Guard it well. Oh, I will.

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And thank you so much.

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Do you require... ..another appoint...

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No, I'm afraid

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I won't be coming back. Because of the hose?

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Was the pressure too...
No, no, that was fine.

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It's just, um,
I'm gonna have to leave this world. For good.

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Oh. Then we wish you the best, Debbie.

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May your life ever be filled with health,...

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..hope, and...

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I'm telling Mother.
Do you what you want, mate,

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you normally do. Why are you like this?

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Because.

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Nice place, eh?
Can't find a spa like that just anywhere.

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I know what you're doing. What?

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It was lovely,
but it doesn't change anything.

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Never said it did. Oh, come on.

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Where are you taking me next?
Comfy Pillow Hollow

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Relaxington-by-sea

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Um...

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Ya-ha-ha!

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Not exactly.

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Ennythingos.

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Home of the sacred fire,
and our equivalent of the clap,

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so just don't.

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Hey! Mwah! Thank you.

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Is it always like this?
No, must be off-season.

184
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But you still have to be careful -
it can be pretty intoxicating.

185
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There's this weird steam that makes you...

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Hot sausage! Look who it is!
I don't believe it!

187
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Clovis! La-la-la-la-la-la!

188
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Wow! What happened to your eye?

189
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I know! It grew back.
Fingers crossed for the other one.

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Magic times!

191
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So what brings you here?
Stag do is what it is.

192
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Oh, did someone mention the stag?

193
00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,120
Hey! Oh, hello.

194
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I thought you were already married.

195
00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,960
Yeah, well,
it er...turns out that she was a poacher.

196
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I don't want to talk about this,
actually, if that's all right.

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So let's get a drink!
What are we waiting for?

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Yo-yo. Hello.

199
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Are you married? I am, yeah.

200
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That's a shame. A real shame.

201
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Hey! How you doing? Welcome to Ennythingos.

202
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Ba-boom! I am Bombero.

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Hi, I'm Debbie. Debbie? I love it!

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Oh, my God! So, first time, Debbie?

205
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Er, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to... Do it.

206
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I need to... Do it.

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00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,080
You don't know what it is yet.
Wow, you really ARE new.

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Here in Ennythingos, we do what we like.

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We don't care. We love it.

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Do we love it?

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Ba-boom! You see?
That's the joy of Ennythingos.

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All options are available to you.

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Oh, so literally anything goes.

214
00:11:00,040 --> 00:11:02,080
Right! Then it would rhyme.

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00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,560
Signwriter! I love it! Ba-boom!

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Yes!
You see, the only thing that you have to do

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is have fun.

218
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No responsibilities. No responsibilities?

219
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No way. You do what you like.

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You want to sleep on a plank?

221
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Do it!

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00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,840
You want to marry a balloon?

223
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,440
Do it!

224
00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,360
You want to kiss a wizard
passionately on the face?

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00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:26,920
Do it!

226
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:32,360
Well! I think I just got engaged!

227
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,080
So tell me, Debbie,
what is it that you want?

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Um... I want, um...

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Whatever you want.

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Hm?

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I...I just want...

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I want to go home, actually,

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so I need to get some of your sacred fire.

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What?

235
00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:04,200
You want to take our sacred fire?

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Yeah.

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Do it!

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00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:20,040
Hey!

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Here we are. All yours.

240
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You just have to go in there.

241
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What's that smell?

242
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I don't smell anything.
So, how do I get the fire?

243
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Just do it!
I'll get your fire for you! Sure!

244
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:46,440
Oh, thanks.
Are you guys like fireproof or something?

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He just... I know. I saw.

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But don't worry, baby, I'm gonna do it.

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Argh!

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I'll get your fire for you. Yes, please!

249
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They're burning up! No, no, no, no, no!

250
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Nothing bad is happening.

251
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They're just doing whatever they want.

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No consequences. No repercussions.

253
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Ba-boom! Now you get it.

254
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I want that fire. You want the fire,

255
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take it.

256
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She'll die if she goes in there.
Well, that's good, innit?

257
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,880
No, you fool!
We've got to help her, remember?

258
00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:21,000
I'm not going in there!
You'll have to do it.

259
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,720
What? Why do I have to do it? Go in where?

260
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Do it. Do it...

261
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No consequences.

262
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Do it, do it... No repercussions.

263
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Do it, do it, do it, do it! Just...

264
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Do it, do it, do it, do it! ..do it.

265
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:38,920
Debbie! No!

266
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Jeff, grab her! Come here!

267
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Neil, do it!

268
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Oh, this feels so wrong! Ow!

269
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Ow! Oh!

270
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I've got it! Argh! Argh!

271
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Here's your stinking fire!

272
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,800
Yeah, you didn't want that, did you?

273
00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,200
No, Jeff, it's exactly what she DID want.

274
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Oh. This being nice is very confusing.

275
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Come on.

276
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She did it! She got the fire!

277
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:13,400
I did it. I got the fire!
Only one more to go now.

278
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,520
I don't even know how I did that! I...

279
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,520
I know. Let's go clubbing. What?

280
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,760
And then get chips. And watch Dirty Dancing.

281
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Ah, that is tremendous.

282
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:26,280
I can't seem to feel a thing.

283
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:28,960
Somebody hold me.

284
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,680
Ow! Ow!

285
00:14:32,720 --> 00:14:35,680
Ow! No, still need root canal.

286
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,080
God knows where my roots are.

287
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,000
Why's my brain got a heart beat?

288
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Look.

289
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The Kingdom of the Parvuli,
keepers of the earth.

290
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It is said they protected the graceland

291
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since the very birth of our world.

292
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Come on.

293
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Are you sure?

294
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Hello.

295
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,600
Can it really be?

296
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Debbie!

297
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,840
Debbie! Debbie! Debbie! Debbie!

298
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Tales of your kindness and bravery
have touched our tiny hearts.

299
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Look, she doesn't work solo.

300
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,480
So what brings you to our humble kingdom,

301
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oh Debbie of the glossy
hair and pretty dress?

302
00:15:35,160 --> 00:15:37,000
I kind of need a favour, actually.

303
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I need some of your sacred earth.

304
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,600
I meant to say please.

305
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Why do you want the earth,
oh Debbie of excellent skin and nice legs?

306
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I need it for a ritual to close the portal

307
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between my world and yours.

308
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,000
Because, you see,
I can't be the Chosen One anymore.

309
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I'm sorry.

310
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We are sorry, too.
We didn't mean to make your life difficult.

311
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:05,120
What does it matter if everything
goes all horrible again

312
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and Negatus takes our home?

313
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,360
We'll get by. Truffle!

314
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:12,520
Clinky! Fetch Debbie the earth she needs.

315
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,360
Oh, I feel really...
Debbie, would it be all right

316
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,480
if I sang you a thank-you song?

317
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,960
Oh, God, here they go.

318
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,600
Oh, you don't need to do that, honestly.

319
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♪ Oh, Debbie, you came into our world

320
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♪ And made our lives complete

321
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,880
♪ Oh, Debbie, you made us feel so snug

322
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♪ Just like a fitted sheet

323
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♪ Oh, Debbie, you came to help us

324
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♪ And now that help must end

325
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♪ You may not be our saviour

326
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♪ But you'll always be our friend

327
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♪ Thank you, Debbie

328
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♪ For everything you've done

329
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,320
♪ Thank you, Debbie

330
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♪ You're still our Chosen One

331
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Thank you, Debbie

332
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♪ For everything you've done

333
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,800
♪ Thank you, Debbie

334
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:40,240
♪ You're still our Chosen One

335
00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:44,400
♪ Feel not guilty, Debbie

336
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,160
♪ As you may have done enough

337
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:56,200
♪ For though you never found your fate

338
00:17:57,480 --> 00:18:03,400
♪ You showed us

339
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♪ Love ♪

340
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,080
Oh. Oh, God, I hate them all.

341
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,120
Mm.

342
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:24,080
Debbie, we have to do the ritual.
It's now or never.

343
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,320
Yeah. Let's go.

344
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,200
Thank you. Bye.

345
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,440
Bye.

346
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,480
She's all right, isn't she?

347
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,120
I would, mate. I would. Mm.

348
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:44,120
Well, here we are.

349
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,160
Yep, here we are.

350
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,840
Once we do this, it cannot be undone.

351
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,560
Look into your heart, Debbie. Are you sure?

352
00:18:55,440 --> 00:18:57,440
Yeah, I'm sure.

353
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,480
Let's close the portal.

354
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,160
The fire first.

355
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:08,360
And now the water from Gesundheit.

356
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,400
Bless you.

357
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,000
And the earth from the Parvuli.

358
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,120
It's beautiful.

359
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,240
Now, to close the portal forever,

360
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,600
you must cast Nick into the flames.

361
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:31,040
He must be destroyed.

362
00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,840
Nick? You never said that... Now look here.

363
00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:36,720
I'm an old stick with a gammy tooth.
It'll be a blessed relief.

364
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,120
Come along. Finish it.

365
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,160
Nick,
I'll never forget the sacrifice that...

366
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,360
Yes, yes, yes. Get on with it, will you?

367
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:49,320
And...job done.

368
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,280
We should report in. Come on.

369
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:54,800
I wanted to see the portal. Oh, grow up!

370
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,360
Seen one portal, you've seen 'em all.
Come on.

371
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,920
Well? What are you waiting for?

372
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,120
Oh, look, she's having a flashback.

373
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,880
Well?

374
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,360
I can't do it.

375
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,920
I mean, how am I supposed to leave this?

376
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,840
I can't complain that
I've never been to Paris

377
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,400
and then throw away the
magical world in my cupboard.

378
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,880
But what about Bob and the kids? It's Peter.

379
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,280
They're my family. I'll find time.

380
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,640
I breast-fed twins, I can make THIS work.

381
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,120
I'll just make THIS my "me" time.

382
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:55,080
I mean, who needs an overpriced coffee

383
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,040
when you've got a tribe of teddy bears that'll
sing you a song called "We Love Debbie"?

384
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:00,880
I believe it was "Thank you, Debbie."
But I take your point.

385
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,200
So does this mean you're staying? Yeah.

386
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,000
Well, I'm the Chosen One. Haven't you heard?

387
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:10,800
See?
Told 'em she'd never go through with it.

388
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,800
Bit of a close shave.
Gonna tell her you made it all up?

389
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,840
Hm, probably not today.

390
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,320
Your tooth feeling better?
Oh, you know, it's er...

391
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,880
Oh. Oh, good.

392
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,480
Argh!

393
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