1 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:11,663 Got a shoe box, Wesley. 2 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:13,404 I wonder if I can have a look at that box. 3 00:00:13,448 --> 00:00:15,232 Now, they're not all in there, Wesley. 4 00:00:15,276 --> 00:00:17,974 But there's quite a few. 5 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:20,411 You've reached Pirdoo Pawn. This is Glenn Pirdoo. 6 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:23,066 I'm not here to provide prompt assistance right now. 7 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,460 This boy's disappeared? Yes, Judge. 8 00:00:25,503 --> 00:00:26,852 And Paul Allen Brown wrote 9 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:28,724 that he would make a little girl disappear? 10 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:29,986 Yes. Judge. 11 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,683 Okay, Wesley. Arrest him. 12 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:46,481 I might be incorrigible. 13 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:50,243 You know what that words means? It means bad beyond correction. 14 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:51,616 I know what it means. 15 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,365 They don't know it, 16 00:01:01,409 --> 00:01:02,975 but I'm those kids' real dad. 17 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,065 Those two, the big ones. 18 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,372 Hop in. 19 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:13,986 Petition for passport. 20 00:01:14,030 --> 00:01:15,858 Name? 21 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:17,729 Donald DeLoash. 22 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:20,732 But I got a plan. Cool plan. 23 00:01:20,776 --> 00:01:23,605 Listen, I'm gonna put a breathing mechanism in there. 24 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,483 Oh, fuck. 25 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:40,709 There we fucking go. 26 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:42,276 Get it. Get the rhythm. 27 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,104 There we go. 28 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:46,193 Get it. Get the rhythm. Get the rhythm. There we go. 29 00:01:46,236 --> 00:01:48,804 There we fucking go. Get it. Get the rhythm. Get the rhythm. 30 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:50,458 There we go. There we fucking go. 31 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:52,242 Get it. Get the rhythm. Get the rhythm. 32 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,070 There we go. There we fucking go. 33 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:55,680 Get it. Get the rhythm. Get the rhythm. 34 00:01:55,724 --> 00:01:57,421 There we go. There we fucking go. 35 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,557 I wish I had a way. 36 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:04,689 Way to what? 37 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,865 Way to thank you. 38 00:02:06,909 --> 00:02:08,954 For getting me chin-up. 39 00:02:08,998 --> 00:02:13,220 And back up in these stars... Pa. 40 00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:16,397 Well, that's thanks enough, honey. 41 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,095 My head was in the dirt. 42 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,184 I remember. 43 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:22,577 Right down there. 44 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,535 I saw it. 45 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,584 I'm good with numbers. 46 00:02:29,627 --> 00:02:32,891 Maybe I can help you in that respect 47 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:36,678 in the church, bills and such. 48 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:40,464 Well, we have a pile of those. 49 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:58,003 Shouldn't he be back at the creeper house? 50 00:03:00,528 --> 00:03:03,618 I take him out now and then. 51 00:03:04,793 --> 00:03:07,796 I'm trying to build something there, 52 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:12,279 something ongoing, you know, between us. 53 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:17,588 In case I need him later, I guess. 54 00:03:19,242 --> 00:03:21,505 To take sides. 55 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:27,032 For his part, he's happy to be out, Dave. 56 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:37,956 I'm going to El Paso to receive Paul Allen Brown. 57 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,045 Has he been arrested? 58 00:03:40,089 --> 00:03:42,265 He was arrested 10 minutes ago in Hermosillo. 59 00:03:42,309 --> 00:03:44,441 He'll be back in El Paso tonight. 60 00:06:56,807 --> 00:07:00,768 ♪ One day you'll buy a ride on a comet ♪ 61 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:04,162 ♪ And you'll ride into the sunset ♪ 62 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:07,339 ♪ Of a planet that's beyond it ♪ 63 00:07:07,383 --> 00:07:11,692 ♪ Beyond the wall ♪ 64 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,650 ♪ Of all there is ♪ 65 00:07:16,261 --> 00:07:19,743 ♪ And you will stash it in your pocket ♪ 66 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:23,051 ♪ And you'll take it to Manhattan ♪ 67 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:26,533 ♪ Where your grandma's 10, and you are 10 ♪ 68 00:07:26,576 --> 00:07:30,058 ♪ You're not a family man, you're best ♪ 69 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:32,060 ♪ Friends ♪ 70 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:36,020 ♪ And you will hold it together ♪ 71 00:07:36,064 --> 00:07:39,110 ♪ Under the oldest running water ♪ 72 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:42,200 ♪ Of the river of each other ♪ 73 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:47,075 ♪ With the power of the future ♪ 74 00:07:49,817 --> 00:07:53,429 ♪ One day you'll ride into the dawning ♪ 75 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:56,563 ♪ Of the morning of the dreaming ♪ 76 00:07:56,606 --> 00:07:59,957 ♪ And the sundown of the nearing ♪ 77 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:03,918 ♪ The evening of ♪ 78 00:08:03,961 --> 00:08:06,834 ♪ Of the living ♪ 79 00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:21,588 I've had a pretty interesting life. 80 00:08:21,631 --> 00:08:27,855 I was born on June 4, 1944, in an orphanage 81 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:30,727 to a 15-year-old orphan. 82 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,337 Lucky me. 83 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:36,428 I had 100 mothers, ages 6 to 17, 84 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,430 and that was okay. 85 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:41,564 Some children have no love, you know? 86 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:47,744 Anyway, I was born for real on July 20, 1969, 87 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:50,442 the night we landed on the moon. 88 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:52,227 Or so I've been told. 89 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:56,361 Roger, the EVA is progressing beautifully. 90 00:08:56,405 --> 00:08:58,494 They're setting up the flag now. 91 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,496 I guess you're about the only person around 92 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:03,543 that doesn't have TV coverage of the scene. 93 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,763 What's your family like? 94 00:09:06,807 --> 00:09:08,722 Can't. 95 00:09:08,765 --> 00:09:10,637 Why? 96 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:14,597 I'm an orphan, so... yeah. 97 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,773 Shit. 98 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,820 What? Shit. 99 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:23,519 What, you don't date orphans? 100 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,175 No, no. I mean, shit, that's my thing. 101 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,569 What's your thing? 102 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:31,527 Bein' an orphan. 103 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,747 I was lining up that detail about me 104 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:36,140 with the question about your family. 105 00:09:36,184 --> 00:09:40,362 'Cause sometimes I use my tragic orphan past 106 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:45,585 to get men to sympathize with me and then... you know. 107 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,853 I do that, too. 108 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,246 Except to women. 109 00:09:56,813 --> 00:10:00,382 I was mentioning my tragic orphan past 110 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,862 in these moments 111 00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:04,342 so that you would sympathize with me and then 112 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,042 you know. 113 00:11:15,979 --> 00:11:18,590 Who did this? 114 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:21,376 Who did this, Miss? 115 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,726 I did. 116 00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,076 I did this. 117 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:29,732 Your husband has my wife in his fucking prison. 118 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,256 I want her back. 119 00:11:35,216 --> 00:11:37,914 Your Sheriff husband doesn't load his Sheriff gun. 120 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,742 Fucking useless. 121 00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,484 Useless husband, useless gun. 122 00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:53,234 Join them. 123 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:59,202 "Sergeant Luke Steel had gained a little weight. 124 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:03,206 He was still sexy and hot and a damn good cop. 125 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,034 But his wife only mentioned 126 00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,776 the part about his weight all the time." 127 00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:09,430 Is this you? 128 00:15:09,473 --> 00:15:11,954 Is this you, Miss? 129 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,958 Do you pester your Hector about his weight? 130 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,743 I'm unconcerned about his weight. 131 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:21,833 I am concerned about his health. 132 00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,364 Have you read this? 133 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,888 Have you read this, Miss? 134 00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,716 This shit? 135 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,545 He's developing. 136 00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,026 "Luke Steel drew his gun with his hand." 137 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,853 Oh, he didn't use his foot. 138 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:45,988 "He aimed his gun with his hand at the perpetrator." 139 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,250 Misspelled. 140 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:49,644 "Halt, Perpetrator" misspelled. 141 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:53,082 "'Halt, Perpetrator, ' Luke Steel exclaimed. 142 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:58,522 'Yeah, halt, ' Steel's partner, Rod Powers, also exclaimed." 143 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:01,482 I hope that's for another family member. 144 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,703 Byron. 145 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:09,272 Doves are fascinating, and ordinarily, I'm a big fan. 146 00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:12,188 But this little fucker is making an awful racket 147 00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:15,365 during my important and possibly final moments 148 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:17,193 of trying to be heard. 149 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:29,379 I'm getting married, Ma. 150 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,861 Who to? 151 00:16:32,904 --> 00:16:34,732 Lonnie Sholes. 152 00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,779 Lonnie's homosexual. 153 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:41,957 Lonnie's completed a conversion course 154 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,394 in Cleaver. 155 00:16:44,438 --> 00:16:47,267 Completed this when? 156 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:52,576 At 1:00... P.M. 157 00:16:55,405 --> 00:17:00,845 You're marrying a man who was homosexual 12 minutes ago? 158 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,284 I'm afraid. 159 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:06,547 Afraid of what? 160 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:10,420 Sliding on back. 161 00:17:10,464 --> 00:17:12,857 I'm incorrigible, Ma. 162 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:16,557 I disdain this word. I loathe it. 163 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:20,561 To be told, via this word, that you cannot change, 164 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:24,695 that you cannot advance, evolve, develop. 165 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:28,917 Fuck that word. 166 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:34,270 All life will change, if loved. 167 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:40,972 Doves are high-flying fighter birds. 168 00:17:41,016 --> 00:17:43,584 Aggressive. 169 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,325 Young doves. 170 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:48,632 Little red barons. Predatory. 171 00:17:48,676 --> 00:17:52,984 And then doves find their mates, and they're altered. 172 00:17:53,028 --> 00:17:56,684 They're delivered... by love. 173 00:17:56,727 --> 00:17:59,904 Calmed, soothed, 174 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:03,256 changed into doves 175 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,954 by love. 176 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:10,959 Byron delivered me, converted me. 177 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:16,834 And I converted him with love. 178 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:22,101 Lonnie won't save you with Christian love. 179 00:18:23,363 --> 00:18:27,715 To be saved, you need love that comes from the nuts 180 00:18:27,758 --> 00:18:30,544 his nuts and your girl nuts, Honey. 181 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,549 It's too late. 182 00:18:35,592 --> 00:18:39,335 Your confidentiality standards, are they the highest? 183 00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:40,815 In the world? 184 00:18:40,858 --> 00:18:45,907 No, like, are they. Like, if I receive. 185 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:48,170 This is a conservative community. 186 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:51,521 If I receive liberal, say, news publications 187 00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,916 like The New York Times or The Guardianor a strap-on, 188 00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,788 will they that will be confidential? 189 00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:01,401 For instance. 190 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:04,273 Great. And you have, um... 191 00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:07,537 You have various P.O. box sizes? 192 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:11,411 There are. We have five P.O. box sizes. 193 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,370 My box will need to be longer than 7 1/2 inches. 194 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,285 Okay. 195 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:35,043 It's loaded now, boy. 196 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,915 Fat and happy. 197 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,743 Sit. 198 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,668 May I read something to you? 199 00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:59,023 May I read something to you? 200 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,289 "Steel and Powers 201 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:06,988 walked into the hot field of numerous black crows." 202 00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,904 Now, can we study this sentence? 203 00:20:09,947 --> 00:20:13,168 "Into the hot field of numerous black crows." 204 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,170 Man. Come on, man. 205 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,781 What? 206 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:20,436 Black crows, man. 207 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,873 So what? 208 00:20:22,917 --> 00:20:25,920 Let me ask you, what fucking other color of fucking crows 209 00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:28,270 have you seen, Sheriff? 210 00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:31,230 White crows? Red? Gray? 211 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,754 You know a beige crow? 212 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:36,974 Write "crow." Plain and simple. 213 00:20:37,018 --> 00:20:39,325 Plain crow. 214 00:20:39,368 --> 00:20:41,762 The necessary, Sheriff. 215 00:20:41,805 --> 00:20:43,764 What have you written? 216 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:46,201 I haven't written a dot about numerous black crows, 217 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,507 ma'am, in hot fields. 218 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,117 You have me on that. 219 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,162 Bring my wife here immediately. 220 00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,429 Your husband's a fucking crumb. 221 00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:58,257 A fucking crumb husband and father. 222 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,215 Get my wife, Crumb. Bring my wife, Crumb. 223 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,565 Fucking bring my wife, you fucking crumb. 224 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,655 I have your wife. I'll take you to her. 225 00:21:05,699 --> 00:21:09,311 I'm the only one in the world who knows where she is. 226 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,271 But you have to leave my family. 227 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,491 You have to come with me now, leave my family, 228 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:18,538 you crazy fuck. 229 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:24,108 Bad news, lads. That's your dad. 230 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,651 Honey? 231 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:50,700 This is gonna be so special... tonight. 232 00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:53,007 Cool. 233 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:55,488 Not like last time. 234 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,925 Or the time before that. 235 00:21:57,968 --> 00:22:00,275 Not like any of the times. 236 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,496 I'm more "not gay" this time, 237 00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:06,412 'cause of the program. 238 00:22:06,455 --> 00:22:08,675 Cool. 239 00:22:09,937 --> 00:22:13,332 'Cause I've really been applying myself to the program. 240 00:22:15,682 --> 00:22:17,379 Cool. 241 00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:22,689 Honey, you know what'd be fun? 242 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,256 What would? 243 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:28,216 If we turned all the lights out and closed the curtains 244 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:33,134 so we couldn't see anything... or each other... at all. 245 00:22:35,092 --> 00:22:37,138 Why would that be fun? 246 00:22:37,181 --> 00:22:41,795 Well, we'll be, like, in outer space or something. 247 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:47,409 Okay. 248 00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:49,106 Cool. 249 00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:52,414 "When Luke Steel finally cheated on his wife 250 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:55,635 after never doing it for so many years, 251 00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:59,421 like 30 years, it was like he really didn't have a choice." 252 00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:02,903 "Veronica understood Luke Steel 253 00:23:02,946 --> 00:23:04,948 in a way that his wife didn't, 254 00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:07,211 his specialness in terms of maybe" 255 00:23:07,255 --> 00:23:09,344 "being a little overweight 256 00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,521 but also having a sexy accent to her American ears." 257 00:23:12,565 --> 00:23:13,827 I mean, seriously, man? 258 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:16,177 "Luke's wife was Mexican like Luke, 259 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,179 so her ears were Mexican. 260 00:23:18,222 --> 00:23:20,094 So his words sounded normal. 261 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:22,923 But to Veronica, they sounded captivating and cool. 262 00:23:22,966 --> 00:23:25,491 Luke Steel was captivating and cool, 263 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,797 even though he had put on some weight, 264 00:23:27,841 --> 00:23:30,583 so he really had no choice but to be his real self 265 00:23:30,626 --> 00:23:33,934 and to start fucking Veronica in Albuquerque 266 00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:35,936 "at a Sheriff's convention." 267 00:23:35,979 --> 00:23:37,938 Dishonest. 268 00:23:37,981 --> 00:23:39,200 What? 269 00:23:39,243 --> 00:23:41,550 Dishonest. 270 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,597 That's fucking true, man. 271 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,729 The special thing fades, man. 272 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:49,210 Not my special thing. 273 00:23:49,253 --> 00:23:50,994 Still special, my special thing. 274 00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,344 Still lovely. Still fresh. Rewarding. 275 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:56,043 We keep it. Refine it. 276 00:23:56,086 --> 00:23:59,568 Cherish. Cultivate. Shine it. 277 00:23:59,612 --> 00:24:02,484 You... quit, man. 278 00:24:02,528 --> 00:24:04,530 You quitter. 279 00:24:05,792 --> 00:24:08,490 Affairs? None. 50 years, nil. 280 00:24:08,534 --> 00:24:12,102 Didn't permit that weakness. Didn't allow that selfishness. 281 00:24:12,146 --> 00:24:14,061 Didn't quit my promise. 282 00:24:14,104 --> 00:24:15,671 You, late middle age, 283 00:24:15,715 --> 00:24:17,823 no longer in striking distance of your fighting weight, 284 00:24:17,847 --> 00:24:20,720 concocting unhappiness to justify selfishness. 285 00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:24,506 Shit husband. 286 00:24:24,550 --> 00:24:26,856 What are you talking about? 287 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,260 Shit husband, that's what you are. 288 00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,555 I don't care what else you are. 289 00:24:29,598 --> 00:24:31,513 If that's what you are, that's what you are. 290 00:24:31,557 --> 00:24:34,255 Shit husband. 291 00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:37,171 I heard you. 292 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:39,956 She's deserving of love, your wife, deserving of love. 293 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,611 Fought like hell. 294 00:24:42,655 --> 00:24:44,395 Pulled it, pulled the trigger. 295 00:24:44,439 --> 00:24:46,659 Killer for love, your love. 296 00:24:48,138 --> 00:24:50,837 You should love her, you dumb fuck. 297 00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:55,755 You have an old copy. 298 00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:57,321 Have what? 299 00:24:57,365 --> 00:24:58,540 I did a revision. 300 00:24:58,584 --> 00:25:01,064 You're reading from an old copy, so... 301 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:03,589 Just so you know. 302 00:25:16,906 --> 00:25:21,694 Oh, there were times I was lonely as a child 303 00:25:21,737 --> 00:25:24,566 without that bright, guiding light, 304 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:26,612 the big light of a mother and dad. 305 00:25:27,917 --> 00:25:29,571 But what you learn is, 306 00:25:29,615 --> 00:25:32,095 as you're wandering along, 307 00:25:32,139 --> 00:25:34,141 that's just big love. 308 00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:36,926 And you can find it elsewhere, some can, 309 00:25:36,970 --> 00:25:39,581 if they're the lucky ones. 310 00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:42,671 And I'm one of them, for sure. 311 00:26:10,656 --> 00:26:12,396 "Fuck" what? 312 00:26:13,789 --> 00:26:15,617 What the fuck? She was like, 313 00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:17,097 Like what? 314 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:21,928 The breathing stick. 315 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:24,452 That was the indicator. 316 00:26:24,495 --> 00:26:27,629 That was, like, the position indicator. 317 00:26:27,673 --> 00:26:29,544 Fuck. 318 00:26:39,032 --> 00:26:43,863 Lillian!! 319 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:46,430 Byron... 320 00:28:12,386 --> 00:28:16,303 Lillian!! 321 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:18,697 Fuck. 322 00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:21,700 Hey, bird, get the fuck out of here. 323 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,790 It's not a bird, it's a dove. 324 00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:26,966 Fuck. 325 00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:32,014 I mean, it's a bird, but it's not a bird singing. 326 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:34,321 It's a dove crying. 327 00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:36,366 What the fuck? 328 00:28:36,410 --> 00:28:38,499 It's a dove, I heard you. 329 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:39,892 Crying. 330 00:28:39,935 --> 00:28:42,285 I thought that was just a song. 331 00:28:42,329 --> 00:28:46,202 Doves, they mate for life. 332 00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:49,684 When their mate dies, they cry, they cry for months. 333 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,383 They remain beside them, and they cry for months. 334 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:56,778 Piercing, when doves cry. 335 00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:59,433 That's this noise? That's this noise. 336 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:03,393 Lillian! 337 00:29:05,134 --> 00:29:07,049 Don't! 338 00:29:07,093 --> 00:29:09,356 Don't shoot him! 339 00:29:09,399 --> 00:29:11,271 I can't even see him. 340 00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:14,361 I was trying to frighten him off. 341 00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:20,410 My wife's buried in a field. 342 00:29:20,454 --> 00:29:23,544 And you buried her alive, Sheriff, 343 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:25,981 and you're going soft on a bird? 344 00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:28,679 His lady died, man. My lady's underground. 345 00:29:28,723 --> 00:29:31,552 Forgive me for the warning shot. 346 00:29:31,595 --> 00:29:32,901 Jesus! 347 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:54,531 Listen, you. 348 00:29:54,575 --> 00:29:58,361 It's awful, all right, 349 00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:00,799 what you're going through. 350 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:03,105 All right? 351 00:30:03,149 --> 00:30:05,760 You're not alone, mate. 352 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,242 Your love is lost. Mine nearly. 353 00:30:09,285 --> 00:30:12,941 But I can act in time. 354 00:30:12,985 --> 00:30:16,205 Sir, I can. 355 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:18,729 But you must stop. 356 00:30:18,773 --> 00:30:21,645 You must. 357 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:24,605 You must stop. 358 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:28,827 Lillian!! 359 00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:39,098 Hector! 360 00:31:28,669 --> 00:31:30,540 Shit. 361 00:31:37,808 --> 00:31:40,246 Close the fucking door! 362 00:31:41,725 --> 00:31:46,295 Lillian!! 363 00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,951 Byron. 364 00:32:15,672 --> 00:32:20,242 Lillian!! 365 00:32:20,286 --> 00:32:22,853 Byron. 366 00:32:41,568 --> 00:32:44,223 We got to chop down this fucking tree. 367 00:32:44,266 --> 00:32:46,399 What? 368 00:32:46,442 --> 00:32:49,706 We got to chop down this fucking tree. 369 00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:00,500 Let's chop down this fucking tree. 370 00:33:11,728 --> 00:33:13,730 There we go. 371 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:15,776 No. 372 00:33:15,819 --> 00:33:18,039 It's "Get it. Get the rhythm." 373 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:21,651 "Get the rhythm" comes next. Then it's "There we go." 374 00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:23,958 Right, yeah. Cool. 375 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,917 Get it. Get the rhythm. That's later, though, right? 376 00:33:26,961 --> 00:33:28,919 The "There we go"? 377 00:33:28,963 --> 00:33:31,139 It's two "get the rhythms," then the "there we go." 378 00:33:31,183 --> 00:33:32,706 Okay. 379 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,751 Get the rhythm. Get the rhythm. 380 00:33:34,795 --> 00:33:36,753 There we go. 381 00:33:36,797 --> 00:33:38,712 I didn't say "fuck." It's all right. 382 00:33:38,755 --> 00:33:40,975 Get it when she comes around again. 383 00:33:41,019 --> 00:33:43,064 Get it. Get the rhythm. 384 00:33:43,108 --> 00:33:44,370 There we go. 385 00:33:44,413 --> 00:33:45,806 There we fucking go! 386 00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:47,503 Get it. Get the rhythm. 387 00:33:47,547 --> 00:33:49,375 There we go. 388 00:34:16,837 --> 00:34:18,969 Byron. 389 00:34:19,013 --> 00:34:21,885 Hey, man. What the fuck? 390 00:34:21,929 --> 00:34:24,105 What the fuck about what, man? 391 00:34:24,149 --> 00:34:26,281 You and your wife and your other lady friend. 392 00:34:26,325 --> 00:34:27,978 What the fuck? 393 00:34:28,022 --> 00:34:29,328 Love. 394 00:34:29,371 --> 00:34:31,460 What I can say, man? 395 00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:34,333 Love is so mysterious. 396 00:34:34,376 --> 00:34:36,161 You know, man, I have to tell you, 397 00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:38,772 you're really fucking stupid. 398 00:34:38,815 --> 00:34:40,339 Why? 399 00:34:40,382 --> 00:34:42,428 Because I love a lady who's not my wife? 400 00:34:42,471 --> 00:34:45,213 No, because you don't know what love is. 401 00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:49,478 Love is when you want to fuck a woman all the time. 402 00:34:49,522 --> 00:34:52,699 No, it's not, you fucking infant. 403 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:57,051 Then you tell me what you think that love is truly all about. 404 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:00,098 Love will never ebb like sex, will never leave, 405 00:35:00,141 --> 00:35:04,145 for the briefest moment, the deep middle of your human body. 406 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:09,890 Doesn't come and go with the puny power of our chemistry. 407 00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:13,023 Love defies it. 408 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:40,050 Your wife is strong with love, you fucking moron. 409 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:42,836 Would your girlfriend fight me like a fucking contender, 410 00:35:42,879 --> 00:35:46,840 through living rooms, through corridors, kitchens? 411 00:35:46,883 --> 00:35:50,626 Would she gift you a poet's tool, a typewriter, 412 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:54,239 to continue your tremendously shitty detective novel? 413 00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:56,676 Probably not. 414 00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,982 Fuck. 415 00:35:59,026 --> 00:36:01,202 No, fuck. 416 00:36:01,246 --> 00:36:04,640 This other girl is just sexy. 417 00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:06,773 She told me one time, 418 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:11,517 "Come over here and fuck my socks off." 419 00:36:12,605 --> 00:36:15,477 But she wouldn't fight you in my kitchen. 420 00:36:15,521 --> 00:36:17,697 Oh, my God. 421 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,351 I made a mistake. 422 00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:21,701 Hey, man, stop fucking crying. 423 00:36:21,744 --> 00:36:24,573 Stop fucking lying. You have love in you. 424 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:26,314 Why did you return, Sheriff? 425 00:36:26,358 --> 00:36:29,230 Why are you here, huffing and puffing? 426 00:36:29,274 --> 00:36:31,711 So you can get your little wife back 427 00:36:31,754 --> 00:36:34,583 and go away from me 428 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:37,891 and leave my fucking family alone. 429 00:36:37,934 --> 00:36:39,936 That's love, boy. 430 00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:43,505 Now, let's chop this motherfucker down, 431 00:36:43,549 --> 00:36:48,162 then you go home and love the one worth loving. 432 00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:51,513 Love the one worth loving. 433 00:36:51,557 --> 00:36:53,254 I will, man. Straight. 434 00:36:53,298 --> 00:36:55,996 Go home, fuck your wife's socks off. 435 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,780 I will, man. Straight. 436 00:36:57,824 --> 00:37:01,088 I mean, after I untape my kids. 437 00:37:01,131 --> 00:37:03,525 But straight after that. 438 00:37:03,569 --> 00:37:05,745 Then at the end of your long lives, 439 00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:09,357 you and your wife, you'll sing for her a family song, 440 00:37:09,401 --> 00:37:12,360 this bird song, greater than a mating song, 441 00:37:12,404 --> 00:37:15,407 a mourning song for the love you shared. 442 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:17,887 For the love you shared, 443 00:37:19,672 --> 00:37:21,151 For the love you shared. 444 00:37:21,195 --> 00:37:22,718 For the love you shared. 445 00:37:22,762 --> 00:37:24,764 For the love you shared. 446 00:37:24,807 --> 00:37:26,809 For the love you shared. 447 00:37:26,853 --> 00:37:29,247 For the love you shared. 448 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,641 Byron. 449 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:50,311 Hang in there. 450 00:37:50,355 --> 00:37:52,879 I can't. Please. 451 00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:54,881 There we go. 452 00:37:54,924 --> 00:37:57,318 Get it. Get the rhythm. 453 00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:59,799 There we go. 454 00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:02,323 Get it. Get the rhythm. 455 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:04,804 There we go. 456 00:38:04,847 --> 00:38:07,241 Get it. Get the rhythm. 457 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:09,591 There we go. 458 00:38:20,646 --> 00:38:22,996 There you fucking go. 459 00:38:28,044 --> 00:38:31,483 Lillian!! 460 00:38:36,792 --> 00:38:38,533 Byron. 461 00:38:44,409 --> 00:38:46,019 Hector, please. 462 00:38:48,543 --> 00:38:50,153 Please, Hector. 463 00:38:50,197 --> 00:38:51,894 I can't stop. 464 00:38:51,938 --> 00:38:53,331 You must, Hector. 465 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,247 I'm just gonna pass out. 466 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:09,738 Lillian!! 467 00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:13,786 Byron. 468 00:39:38,463 --> 00:39:40,116 Byron. 469 00:40:37,347 --> 00:40:39,567 Thank you, Hector. 470 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:43,484 No problem, man. 471 00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:48,897 Is she alive? 472 00:41:48,941 --> 00:41:51,465 Ma'am, are you...? 473 00:41:53,119 --> 00:41:57,776 Yeah, just keeping my peepers closed 474 00:41:57,819 --> 00:42:00,387 on account of the dirt. 475 00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:02,824 There's no more dirt, Lillian. 476 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:05,087 You're with me. 477 00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:57,939 Oh, sí, sí. 478 00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:58,217 Donny, he's out. 479 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,047 Oh, fuck. 480 00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:03,613 Where is he? 481 00:45:03,657 --> 00:45:06,399 Drawing near, I wager, 482 00:45:06,442 --> 00:45:09,750 while trying to find money for a gun. 483 00:45:18,672 --> 00:45:19,847 Pound me. 484 00:45:19,891 --> 00:45:21,414 What? 485 00:45:21,457 --> 00:45:24,678 The New Leaf, switch-back, Mexico, double-cross, James. 486 00:45:24,722 --> 00:45:26,898 Pound me in celebration. 487 00:45:28,464 --> 00:45:31,729 I'm picturing the Ranger's face being like, "What?!" 488 00:45:33,078 --> 00:45:36,081 "How could this ever, ever happen to me?" 489 00:45:37,865 --> 00:45:40,346 I'm so confused, I'm just gonna go back to Texas 490 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:43,392 and open up a yogurt store or something 491 00:45:43,436 --> 00:45:46,744 "and quit investigating this whole thing." 492 00:45:46,787 --> 00:45:49,747 I don't think... 493 00:45:51,139 --> 00:45:53,968 Not yogurt yet, Paul. 494 00:45:54,012 --> 00:45:56,710 I haven't figured out a way to send him all the way 495 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:59,844 to... yogurt. 496 00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:02,672 But we're still in it. 497 00:46:02,716 --> 00:46:04,805 We're still in it. 498 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:21,691 "Hey, James," called Paul. 499 00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:23,258 "Hey, Paul." 500 00:46:23,302 --> 00:46:25,217 I could hear you guys out on the porch 501 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:27,349 getting all into each other. 502 00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:29,787 Going over some Mexico info, 503 00:46:29,830 --> 00:46:33,094 then going into the yogurt stuff. 504 00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:37,185 They yogurt phase of fucking with a Texas Ranger. 505 00:46:37,229 --> 00:46:39,971 I know what you guys are doing. 506 00:46:40,014 --> 00:46:43,757 And I've been looking into your parents' private accounting. 507 00:46:50,111 --> 00:46:52,592 Crumb. 508 00:46:52,635 --> 00:46:54,550 Fucking crumb. 509 00:46:54,594 --> 00:46:56,726 Your son. 510 00:46:56,770 --> 00:46:58,772 My son? 511 00:47:00,905 --> 00:47:03,821 We probably should get a gun, Pa. 512 00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,561 Got one, Ma. 513 00:47:05,605 --> 00:47:07,302 Off the Sheriff. 514 00:47:07,346 --> 00:47:09,696 Nice one. 515 00:47:12,264 --> 00:47:15,049 What's this about your thumb? 516 00:47:15,093 --> 00:47:17,138 Former. 517 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,097 How's that? Former thumb. 518 00:47:19,140 --> 00:47:21,882 It was keeping me from you, so I nixed it. 519 00:47:21,926 --> 00:47:25,016 Love you. 520 00:47:25,059 --> 00:47:26,713 Love you, too. 521 00:47:33,415 --> 00:47:34,852 Donny. 522 00:47:40,161 --> 00:47:41,641 How are you doing? 523 00:47:41,684 --> 00:47:45,166 Uh... little tired. 524 00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:47,995 We'll find a ride. 525 00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:54,175 Someone will give a nice old couple a ride. 526 00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:56,003 Right. 527 00:47:58,049 --> 00:48:00,660 And if no one's kind enough to stop for a nice old couple, 528 00:48:00,703 --> 00:48:03,619 well, I'll stand in the middle of the road 529 00:48:03,663 --> 00:48:05,317 and force the issue with my new gun. 530 00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:10,235 Classic. 531 00:48:39,568 --> 00:48:41,614 Buenos días, ladies.