1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,214 Hey! I noticed someone ate all the Oreos I bought, 2 00:00:05,257 --> 00:00:06,951 which is crazy because I've had them in the house 3 00:00:06,994 --> 00:00:09,339 for less than 24 hours. 4 00:00:09,383 --> 00:00:10,425 I didn't want to say anything, 5 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,336 but I think the contractor ate them. 6 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,333 Liar! He is a liar! 7 00:00:14,377 --> 00:00:16,244 I watched him eat the whole thing. 8 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:17,287 Cookie Bogarter! 9 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:19,024 Really? The contractor? 10 00:00:19,067 --> 00:00:21,586 Yeah. And if you want to blow up the renovations 11 00:00:21,629 --> 00:00:23,974 'cause of some cookies, I got your back 100%, 12 00:00:24,018 --> 00:00:25,538 but I think that might be shortsighted. 13 00:00:25,581 --> 00:00:28,882 I witnessed the gluttonous feast; it was unseemly. 14 00:00:28,926 --> 00:00:30,488 There was shame in the man's eyes. 15 00:00:30,532 --> 00:00:32,834 Wait, what are you looking at? Is it the ghosts? 16 00:00:32,877 --> 00:00:35,787 Crumbs everywhere! Why not use plate? 17 00:00:35,831 --> 00:00:37,480 They're telling on me, aren't they? 18 00:00:37,524 --> 00:00:40,347 You are busted. This isn't fair. 19 00:00:40,390 --> 00:00:43,560 You got a whole team of spies watching my every move. 20 00:00:43,604 --> 00:00:45,123 I mean, they don't tell me everything. 21 00:00:45,167 --> 00:00:46,818 Well, one of the cookies fell to the floor, 22 00:00:46,861 --> 00:00:48,033 after which he ate it. 23 00:00:48,077 --> 00:00:50,813 Oh, you ate a floor Oreo? Not cool, guys! 24 00:00:50,856 --> 00:00:52,202 Not cool. 25 00:00:52,246 --> 00:00:54,200 I would have called it a "Flooreo." 26 00:00:54,244 --> 00:00:55,850 That's just my improv training kicking in. 27 00:00:55,894 --> 00:00:57,414 Flooreo. 28 00:00:57,457 --> 00:01:00,280 I wish I possessed the ability to write that down. 29 00:01:00,323 --> 00:01:02,364 ♪ 30 00:01:07,663 --> 00:01:09,573 You know, every time I talk to the contractor, 31 00:01:09,616 --> 00:01:11,571 it's like he adds another two weeks to the timeline, 32 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:12,961 or five grand to the budget. 33 00:01:13,004 --> 00:01:14,307 Well, you know what? Here's an idea. 34 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:15,958 Next time we see him, let's just run away. 35 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:17,130 Bulletproof plan, babe. 36 00:01:17,173 --> 00:01:18,606 Hi, there. 37 00:01:18,650 --> 00:01:20,300 Oh, who's this? 38 00:01:20,343 --> 00:01:21,559 Henry and Margaret Farnsby. 39 00:01:21,602 --> 00:01:23,513 Wealthy next-door neighbors. Total squares. 40 00:01:23,557 --> 00:01:25,381 Henry and Margaret Farnsby. Wealthy next-door neighbors. 41 00:01:25,424 --> 00:01:26,423 Total squares. 42 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:27,813 Did you just say, "total squares?" 43 00:01:27,857 --> 00:01:29,810 Ghost word. I guess they're uptight. 44 00:01:29,854 --> 00:01:32,155 Yeah, man, they're all like "rules, yay!" 45 00:01:32,199 --> 00:01:33,763 Oh, butterfly. 46 00:01:33,806 --> 00:01:37,410 I'm Margaret Farnsby. This is my husband, Henry. 47 00:01:37,454 --> 00:01:40,320 Hey. We've been dying to swing by, say welcome. 48 00:01:40,364 --> 00:01:42,752 Drop off some of my award-winning cupcakes. 49 00:01:42,795 --> 00:01:44,880 First place at the St. Anne's parish bake sale 50 00:01:44,924 --> 00:01:46,573 seven years running. 51 00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:47,963 Not that we like to brag. 52 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,570 He's lying, we love to brag. 53 00:01:50,917 --> 00:01:53,956 You are so sweet. I'm Samantha, this is Jay. 54 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,041 Fair warning, he's a pretty talented chef himself. 55 00:01:56,084 --> 00:01:57,387 Yeah, might give your cupcakes 56 00:01:57,431 --> 00:01:59,558 a run for their money this year, Margaret. 57 00:01:59,602 --> 00:02:02,772 Well, I certainly don't think that would be appreciated. 58 00:02:02,816 --> 00:02:05,551 Oh, no, I was kidding. 59 00:02:05,595 --> 00:02:08,591 Oh! 60 00:02:08,634 --> 00:02:10,371 Our new neighbors are funny. 61 00:02:10,415 --> 00:02:12,630 I love it! 62 00:02:12,673 --> 00:02:14,627 Bless you. 63 00:02:14,671 --> 00:02:16,278 Pardon. Uh, allergies. 64 00:02:16,322 --> 00:02:19,752 Sneezing in public. So unladylike. 65 00:02:19,796 --> 00:02:21,316 I told her a nip of cocaine 66 00:02:21,359 --> 00:02:23,227 would wipe that hay fever right out, but does she listen? 67 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:24,746 I'm sorry, did you say cocaine? 68 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:27,004 Mm-hmm. Everyone knows cocaine's excellent for allergies. 69 00:02:27,048 --> 00:02:29,871 Okay, well, in the 1980s it was a Schedule II narcotic. 70 00:02:29,914 --> 00:02:33,693 Well, Peter, in the 1880s it was a medical wonder drug. 71 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:35,386 From headache to hysteria, 72 00:02:35,429 --> 00:02:38,469 four out of five barbers prefer cocaine. 73 00:02:38,512 --> 00:02:40,163 We heard you're doing some construction, 74 00:02:40,207 --> 00:02:42,118 emphasis on the "heard." 75 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:43,593 Sorry, it'll just be a little while. 76 00:02:43,637 --> 00:02:45,244 We're fixing the place up. 77 00:02:45,288 --> 00:02:47,633 Yeah, we're gonna turn it into a pretty sick bed-and-breakfast. 78 00:02:47,676 --> 00:02:48,718 Pretty sick? 79 00:02:48,762 --> 00:02:50,542 No-- Oh, sick is like, it's a good thing. 80 00:02:50,585 --> 00:02:51,541 Yeah. It's like slang. 81 00:02:51,584 --> 00:02:54,233 Slang and earrings. 82 00:02:54,277 --> 00:02:56,188 That's fun. 83 00:02:56,231 --> 00:02:58,489 I don't love the idea of a "pretty sick" business 84 00:02:58,533 --> 00:03:00,053 adjoining our property. 85 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,269 Well, you know, I think, I think you're just 86 00:03:01,312 --> 00:03:02,919 getting caught up on that one phrase. 87 00:03:02,962 --> 00:03:04,700 Well, I don't know if you're aware, but the zoning 88 00:03:04,743 --> 00:03:07,131 rules of our local Historical Preservation Board 89 00:03:07,175 --> 00:03:10,650 require you to seek a permit to operate as a B and B. 90 00:03:10,693 --> 00:03:12,690 Oh, I'm aware. We've applied for all the permits. 91 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:13,993 Oh, yeah, every single one. 92 00:03:14,036 --> 00:03:15,991 Well, I-I don't see this getting approved. 93 00:03:16,034 --> 00:03:18,596 Well, uh, with all due respect, 94 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:20,507 it's not really up to you. 95 00:03:20,550 --> 00:03:22,287 Actually, it is. 96 00:03:22,331 --> 00:03:25,675 You see, I'm the head of the Preservation Board. 97 00:03:25,719 --> 00:03:28,107 Enjoy those cupcakes. 98 00:03:28,151 --> 00:03:30,843 Oh, I loathe the Farnsbys. 99 00:03:30,887 --> 00:03:33,796 They've been the Woodstone family rivals for generations. 100 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:37,487 Oh, yeah, their family were also robber barons, right? 101 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:40,137 Yes, but please don't put us in the same category. 102 00:03:40,180 --> 00:03:42,655 The children that worked in our factories were far happier. 103 00:03:43,785 --> 00:03:46,130 Hey, hey, Henry! Margaret! Wait up, wait up, wait up. 104 00:03:46,173 --> 00:03:48,995 Listen, I-I think you got the wrong impression of us, okay? 105 00:03:49,039 --> 00:03:50,603 We're not some young, crazy city folk 106 00:03:50,646 --> 00:03:52,948 trying to run a rock 'n' roll hotel. 107 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:54,207 No. We're not even that cool. 108 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:56,031 I mean, Jay, he plays with action figures. 109 00:03:56,074 --> 00:03:57,768 Well, I don't play with them, 'cause if you play 110 00:03:57,811 --> 00:03:58,897 with them it lowers value. 111 00:03:58,941 --> 00:04:00,547 See? Not cool. Okay. 112 00:04:00,591 --> 00:04:02,198 Uh, you know what? Why don't you guys just 113 00:04:02,241 --> 00:04:04,065 come over for dinner tonight, and then you'll see. 114 00:04:04,109 --> 00:04:06,367 You'll see, we're-we're just a normal couple. 115 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:10,883 Well, I suppose I wouldn't mind a meal from a professional chef. 116 00:04:10,927 --> 00:04:12,099 Yes, we'd love to come. 117 00:04:12,142 --> 00:04:13,401 Great. 118 00:04:13,445 --> 00:04:14,835 Already got dessert. Oh. 119 00:04:14,878 --> 00:04:17,267 I just want to pet you. 120 00:04:17,310 --> 00:04:19,308 Whee-hee-hee. 121 00:04:19,352 --> 00:04:21,610 So, I'm thinking we go full charm offensive. 122 00:04:21,654 --> 00:04:23,520 We butter them up, and then we reopen 123 00:04:23,564 --> 00:04:24,650 the discussion about the B and B. 124 00:04:24,693 --> 00:04:25,996 Mm-hmm. 125 00:04:26,039 --> 00:04:28,993 Oh! This is too much food for just two people. 126 00:04:29,035 --> 00:04:31,077 Wait a minute, are we having a dinner party? 127 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:33,465 Yeah, we sort of made a bad impression on the neighbors. 128 00:04:33,509 --> 00:04:34,725 Yeah, I know. I was there. 129 00:04:34,768 --> 00:04:37,635 Oh, Pete just came in. The arrow guy? 130 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,631 Or the award-winning travel agent or the great dad. 131 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:43,150 But sure, Arrow Guy, let's go with that. 132 00:04:43,193 --> 00:04:44,409 So, what time is soup on? 133 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,363 You know, it's kind of a big night for us, 134 00:04:46,407 --> 00:04:48,578 so I was sort of hoping maybe you guys would 135 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,881 just give us some space. 136 00:04:49,924 --> 00:04:51,966 Uh, yes, sir, Pete, you gots to go. 137 00:04:52,009 --> 00:04:54,789 No ghosts allowed. But we love dinner parties. 138 00:04:54,832 --> 00:04:57,785 The smells, the fashions, the banter. 139 00:04:57,828 --> 00:04:59,696 But sure, there's other stuff we can do. 140 00:04:59,739 --> 00:05:00,955 Yeah, is that okay? Yeah. 141 00:05:00,998 --> 00:05:02,562 There's a spider in the attic that's spinning 142 00:05:02,606 --> 00:05:04,081 some pretty interesting stuff. 143 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:05,732 Oh, and I haven't tried to remember all the Star Trek 144 00:05:05,776 --> 00:05:07,469 characters' names in a bit. 145 00:05:07,513 --> 00:05:09,423 I mean, there's Spock, obviously. 146 00:05:09,467 --> 00:05:11,595 What is she talking about, we can't attend the dinner party? 147 00:05:11,638 --> 00:05:12,768 Who is coming? 148 00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:14,027 Well, the Farnsbys. 149 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:15,590 All the more reason to have us. 150 00:05:15,633 --> 00:05:16,979 They're terrible company. 151 00:05:17,023 --> 00:05:19,586 No, Samantha will be appreciative we're there. 152 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:21,235 She actually explicitly said she'd appreciate it 153 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:22,495 if we were not there. 154 00:05:22,538 --> 00:05:24,058 But there hasn't been a dinner party here 155 00:05:24,102 --> 00:05:26,838 in over a decade; this isn't fair. 156 00:05:26,881 --> 00:05:28,792 Ah, I live for dinner parties. 157 00:05:28,836 --> 00:05:31,919 The repartee, the gentle mocking of the hostess 158 00:05:31,962 --> 00:05:33,221 when she leaves the room. 159 00:05:33,265 --> 00:05:34,958 "You call those potatoes, Abigail?" 160 00:05:36,001 --> 00:05:37,174 That kind of thing, you know. 161 00:05:37,217 --> 00:05:39,301 It's settled. We shall attend. Yes. 162 00:05:39,345 --> 00:05:40,648 Wait, what are we attending? 163 00:05:40,691 --> 00:05:42,037 Guys, she was really adamant. 164 00:05:42,081 --> 00:05:43,514 She does not want us there. 165 00:05:43,558 --> 00:05:47,249 Oh, fine. Then, as a compromise for Samantha, 166 00:05:47,292 --> 00:05:49,029 I shall limit the guest list to me 167 00:05:49,073 --> 00:05:50,506 and three ghosts of my choosing. 168 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:52,243 No, that is not what she wants. 169 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:53,502 Wait, why do you get to choose? 170 00:05:53,546 --> 00:05:54,848 Because I built this house. 171 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:56,585 And that smart aleck question, along with your 172 00:05:56,629 --> 00:05:58,844 incomplete formal attire, leaves you out in the cold. 173 00:05:58,887 --> 00:06:00,276 You can't keep me out. 174 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:02,318 No, but Thor can, as my muscle 175 00:06:02,361 --> 00:06:03,577 and my dear honored guest. 176 00:06:03,621 --> 00:06:06,661 Yes! Made list! Congratulations. 177 00:06:06,705 --> 00:06:08,354 The other two attendees shall be... 178 00:06:08,398 --> 00:06:10,960 Alberta and Isaac. 179 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:12,654 Huzzah! 180 00:06:12,698 --> 00:06:14,825 I had plans, but I'll move some things around. 181 00:06:14,869 --> 00:06:16,909 Okay, this is insane. When I was alive, 182 00:06:16,953 --> 00:06:20,340 I threw the party. I-I made the par-- I wasthe party. 183 00:06:20,384 --> 00:06:22,902 Hetty, please. I need this. 184 00:06:22,946 --> 00:06:26,116 This sad display certainly made me confident in my decision. 185 00:06:32,152 --> 00:06:33,890 Welcome to our humble abode. 186 00:06:33,933 --> 00:06:35,062 Thank you. 187 00:06:35,106 --> 00:06:36,321 We brought you a bottle 188 00:06:36,365 --> 00:06:38,407 from our private collection. Thank you. 189 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:41,620 Damn, that is some good shh-- chardonnay. 190 00:06:41,664 --> 00:06:43,139 Let me show you to the dining room. 191 00:06:43,183 --> 00:06:47,570 Presenting neighbors Henry and Margaret Farnsby. 192 00:06:47,613 --> 00:06:50,002 Thor, what are you doing? Hetty told me to. 193 00:06:50,044 --> 00:06:51,868 Oh, no. 194 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,084 Samantha, is this tablecloth a joke? 195 00:06:54,127 --> 00:06:55,690 It is for a picnic. 196 00:06:55,734 --> 00:06:57,861 Ooh. What vintage is that? Let me see. 197 00:06:59,425 --> 00:07:01,423 No-- 198 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:04,246 A... Woodstone Mansion tradition! 199 00:07:05,071 --> 00:07:06,286 He is so funny. 200 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,675 And you are so clumsy. 201 00:07:08,719 --> 00:07:09,371 Service! 202 00:07:15,450 --> 00:07:16,926 So what do you guys do for fun? 203 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,097 You know what we've just recently discovered 204 00:07:19,141 --> 00:07:20,401 is pickleball. 205 00:07:20,444 --> 00:07:21,704 Mm. Yeah. Fastest growing sport 206 00:07:21,747 --> 00:07:23,528 in America. That's true. 207 00:07:23,571 --> 00:07:24,787 Boring! 208 00:07:24,830 --> 00:07:26,176 Thor tell better story 209 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:27,175 of time he battled 210 00:07:27,219 --> 00:07:28,218 pack of wolves. 211 00:07:28,261 --> 00:07:29,694 But it's not squash. No. 212 00:07:29,737 --> 00:07:30,649 That's a common misconception. Mm-hmm. 213 00:07:30,693 --> 00:07:31,995 She-wolf lunge at Thor. 214 00:07:32,039 --> 00:07:34,384 Thor grab she-wolf by neck, 215 00:07:34,428 --> 00:07:35,601 gouge eyes and then punch 216 00:07:35,643 --> 00:07:37,641 in genital! 217 00:07:37,685 --> 00:07:39,118 ...any other sports. Mm. 218 00:07:39,161 --> 00:07:40,855 I'm sorry. Is it my drinking? 219 00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:42,114 Am I overdoing it? 220 00:07:42,157 --> 00:07:43,721 I told you, honey, people notice. 221 00:07:43,765 --> 00:07:45,763 Oh, no, no, I just had an itch on my neck. 222 00:07:45,805 --> 00:07:47,413 If anything, you're not drinking enough. 223 00:07:47,456 --> 00:07:49,714 Little more? 224 00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:51,972 Thor! No one at a classy dinner party 225 00:07:52,016 --> 00:07:53,536 wants to hear about you murdering 226 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:55,055 a pack of wolves! Tell me more 227 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,098 about pickleball. 228 00:07:56,141 --> 00:07:57,488 Cammy MacGregor, Tyson McGuffin-- 229 00:07:57,531 --> 00:07:59,181 these are some of the giants of the sport. Mm-hmm. 230 00:07:59,224 --> 00:08:01,483 Not literal giants, of course. 231 00:08:02,395 --> 00:08:04,567 Height is a huge disadvantage 232 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,826 in pickleball... 233 00:08:05,869 --> 00:08:07,303 Psst. Hey. Hetty. 234 00:08:07,346 --> 00:08:09,300 Not on the list. Security? 235 00:08:09,343 --> 00:08:11,472 ...because of the height of the net and... 236 00:08:11,515 --> 00:08:13,383 Sorry. I-I'm actually here for Trevor. 237 00:08:13,425 --> 00:08:15,163 The poor guy seems really torn up. 238 00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:16,596 Now, I know Hetty said no, 239 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:18,333 but what do you think, Sam? Uh, which is often 240 00:08:18,377 --> 00:08:20,113 mispronounced as "bad-mitten." Mm. 241 00:08:20,157 --> 00:08:21,677 Silent "N"? Sam. 242 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:23,153 No, no. Oh, no, can she not hear us anymore? 243 00:08:23,196 --> 00:08:24,499 Hey, Sam? No silent "N." 244 00:08:24,543 --> 00:08:26,801 Sam?! Sam! Uh, but, uh... 245 00:08:26,844 --> 00:08:28,061 Enough. 246 00:08:28,104 --> 00:08:30,753 Of sitting around this table. Am I right? 247 00:08:30,797 --> 00:08:33,706 Jay, why don't you take our guests for a tour? 248 00:08:33,749 --> 00:08:35,095 Okay. 249 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:36,269 Yeah. 250 00:08:36,312 --> 00:08:38,267 Huh, it's a little bit weird, but... 251 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:40,438 it was an awfully creamy bisque. 252 00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:41,958 Just follow me this way 253 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,910 and we'll walk that cream right off. 254 00:08:45,822 --> 00:08:48,255 Okay, you guys have to behave. There is a lot 255 00:08:48,298 --> 00:08:50,078 riding on this dinner for us. 256 00:08:50,122 --> 00:08:51,207 Like what? 257 00:08:51,251 --> 00:08:52,727 Details aren't important. 258 00:08:52,771 --> 00:08:54,856 Maybe we get general area? 259 00:08:54,898 --> 00:08:57,461 Fine. We have to win over the Farnsbys 260 00:08:57,505 --> 00:08:59,198 so they give us a permit to open our B and B. 261 00:09:00,284 --> 00:09:01,977 But we don't want the B and B. 262 00:09:02,021 --> 00:09:04,366 I know. That's why I was hiding it from you. 263 00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,842 A few guests at a dinner party, we can deal with. 264 00:09:06,884 --> 00:09:08,144 But a full hotel? 265 00:09:08,188 --> 00:09:10,141 My God, that'd be chaos. 266 00:09:10,185 --> 00:09:11,618 Oh, I wasn't thinking it'd be anything like that. 267 00:09:11,662 --> 00:09:13,095 I thought it'd be small and quaint, 268 00:09:13,138 --> 00:09:14,441 like the inn on Newhart. 269 00:09:14,485 --> 00:09:15,700 Is that what you were thinking, Sam? 270 00:09:15,744 --> 00:09:17,221 I don't know what Newhartis, 271 00:09:17,264 --> 00:09:18,697 but I like that you're on my side. 272 00:09:18,741 --> 00:09:21,824 Really? Delightful sitcom about a stammering innkeeper? 273 00:09:21,867 --> 00:09:24,038 Nothing? It was really popular in the '80s. 274 00:09:24,082 --> 00:09:25,862 I wasn't even alive in the '80s, Pete. 275 00:09:25,906 --> 00:09:28,251 Well, I'm not alive now but I still love Newhart. 276 00:09:28,295 --> 00:09:30,249 We don't want hotel! 277 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:31,248 Absolutely not. Mm-mm. No. 278 00:09:31,291 --> 00:09:32,420 Well, you should want hotel, 279 00:09:32,464 --> 00:09:34,288 because no hotel, no me. 280 00:09:34,331 --> 00:09:35,764 Who helps you watch TV? 281 00:09:36,546 --> 00:09:38,500 Who is writing your memoir? 282 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:41,018 Well, actually, on that, I do have a few notes. 283 00:09:41,062 --> 00:09:42,365 If we can't build the B and B, 284 00:09:42,408 --> 00:09:43,712 we're gonna have to sell this place. 285 00:09:43,754 --> 00:09:45,362 And God knows who would buy it. 286 00:09:45,405 --> 00:09:47,576 Certainly not somebody who can actually see you 287 00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:50,139 and do things for you and help make your afterlives better. 288 00:09:50,182 --> 00:09:51,876 So unless you want to throw 289 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:53,222 all that away, 290 00:09:53,266 --> 00:09:54,438 I'm gonna need your help. 291 00:09:54,481 --> 00:09:55,480 All right. We will help, 292 00:09:55,524 --> 00:09:57,695 but it will be begrudgingly. 293 00:09:59,562 --> 00:10:00,865 Well? 294 00:10:00,908 --> 00:10:01,907 It was a hard no. 295 00:10:01,951 --> 00:10:03,644 You're still not invited. 296 00:10:03,688 --> 00:10:04,817 Ugh. Bummer. 297 00:10:04,861 --> 00:10:06,076 Come on. 298 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,726 Trevor, you are not taking this well, huh? 299 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:10,854 Okay, look, I never told anyone this, but... 300 00:10:10,897 --> 00:10:14,197 in 1999, I was left off the guest list 301 00:10:14,241 --> 00:10:17,715 for a Fourth of July party on a yacht. 302 00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:19,365 There were Maximmodels there. 303 00:10:19,409 --> 00:10:20,885 There was... 304 00:10:20,929 --> 00:10:23,881 a vodka luge that looked like cleavage. 305 00:10:23,925 --> 00:10:25,836 And I heard 306 00:10:25,879 --> 00:10:27,182 that a guy from Bear Stearns 307 00:10:27,226 --> 00:10:30,179 made out with Natasha Henstridge. 308 00:10:31,959 --> 00:10:34,392 That could've been me, Pete. 309 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,998 That could've been me. 310 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:38,517 Trevor, I did not understand that story 311 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,993 or the points you were making, 312 00:10:40,036 --> 00:10:41,470 but I am so sorry. 313 00:10:41,513 --> 00:10:43,771 Being left out hurts. 314 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:46,464 One time, my throuple made love without me. 315 00:10:46,507 --> 00:10:48,331 Just the two of them. 316 00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:50,981 How does that even work? 317 00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:53,283 Okay, guys, this isn't over. 318 00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:54,411 If you like 319 00:10:54,455 --> 00:10:56,366 ordinance 6.B.12, you are going 320 00:10:56,409 --> 00:10:59,753 to love ordinance 6.B.13. 321 00:10:59,796 --> 00:11:01,924 I'm at the edge of my seat. Makes two of us. 322 00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:04,270 Oh, gadzooks, what a couple of lickspittles. 323 00:11:04,313 --> 00:11:05,616 Excuse me, 324 00:11:05,659 --> 00:11:07,266 didn't Sam instruct us to clam up our kissers? 325 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:08,395 Yes. 326 00:11:08,439 --> 00:11:09,567 If I can reserve comment 327 00:11:09,611 --> 00:11:10,913 on Sam's whorish lipstick, the rest of you 328 00:11:10,957 --> 00:11:12,130 can hold your tongues. 329 00:11:12,174 --> 00:11:14,388 ...to smaller lots and-and... 330 00:11:15,691 --> 00:11:17,341 Uh, everything all right? 331 00:11:17,384 --> 00:11:20,251 Yes. I-I was just checking my makeup, 332 00:11:20,294 --> 00:11:22,075 which, if anything, 333 00:11:22,118 --> 00:11:24,594 is conservative by today's standards. 334 00:11:25,158 --> 00:11:28,198 Let's say I want to turn the garage into a man cave. 335 00:11:28,242 --> 00:11:31,107 Now, that is a very interesting question. Mm. 336 00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:33,670 Uh, the garage constitutes an existing structure, 337 00:11:33,713 --> 00:11:36,015 the demolition of which is strictly prohibited. 338 00:11:36,059 --> 00:11:38,317 But, uh, making changes to the interior, 339 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:42,702 that only requires permission from the M.R.S. department. 340 00:11:42,746 --> 00:11:45,178 M.R.S.? The missus. 341 00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:47,870 Oh! 342 00:11:49,998 --> 00:11:51,562 No dinner, no peace! 343 00:11:51,605 --> 00:11:53,733 No dinner, no peace! 344 00:11:53,776 --> 00:11:54,688 We're crashing the party! 345 00:11:54,732 --> 00:11:55,861 Oh, God, no. 346 00:11:55,905 --> 00:11:57,077 What is the meaning of this, showing up 347 00:11:57,121 --> 00:11:58,554 to a dinner party uninvited? Thorfinn. 348 00:11:58,597 --> 00:12:01,159 Hey, man, this is a nonviolent protest. 349 00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:03,417 Not anymore. Come here. Hey, hey. 350 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,372 Ooh, that looks yummy. Are you gonna finish smelling that? 351 00:12:05,415 --> 00:12:07,065 I'm gonna make you my little farm boy! 352 00:12:07,109 --> 00:12:09,975 Well, if everybody's just doing what they want... 353 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:12,146 ♪ I've had a man... Thor, 354 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,275 you're making them look...Sam? Sam. 355 00:12:14,318 --> 00:12:15,664 ...so crazy! 356 00:12:15,708 --> 00:12:18,878 ...any changes you like to the interior of, uh... 357 00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:21,657 Oh! His teeth are so sharp! 358 00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:23,611 Hallway now! 359 00:12:23,654 --> 00:12:25,826 Jay, can we please meet up in the hallway now? 360 00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:26,955 We need to check the breaker. 361 00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:29,084 These lights are acting up. Excuse us. 362 00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:31,168 Yeah. S-- sorry. 363 00:12:32,297 --> 00:12:33,643 Okay, 364 00:12:33,687 --> 00:12:36,032 I'm gonna put this plainly for all of you. 365 00:12:36,075 --> 00:12:39,202 You need to back off and let us have our dinner party in peace. 366 00:12:39,246 --> 00:12:41,460 Oh, yeah! It's definitely the breaker! 367 00:12:41,504 --> 00:12:42,676 Samantha, I must protest. 368 00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:43,805 We have just as much of a right 369 00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:45,499 to attend this dinner party as you. 370 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,497 No. Because this is our house. 371 00:12:47,540 --> 00:12:48,973 We've been here longer than you. 372 00:12:49,016 --> 00:12:49,972 Yeah, and guess what-- 373 00:12:50,015 --> 00:12:51,232 we're alive. 374 00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:52,404 Hey. Ooh. 375 00:12:52,447 --> 00:12:53,924 Alive? Ouch. 376 00:12:53,968 --> 00:12:56,789 Didn't expect you to drop the A-word on us. 377 00:12:56,833 --> 00:12:57,788 Not cool. 378 00:12:57,832 --> 00:12:59,439 She is worse than wolf. 379 00:12:59,483 --> 00:13:01,480 No, it... it wasn't supposed... 380 00:13:01,523 --> 00:13:02,957 This is not the kind of thing that would ever happen 381 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,911 on Newhart. It was gentle humor. 382 00:13:04,955 --> 00:13:07,343 Never at anyone's expense. Never mean. 383 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:08,775 Unlike some people. 384 00:13:12,988 --> 00:13:16,984 ...and may I just say, your duck was fantastic. 385 00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:19,502 You may. And you may say it again. 386 00:13:20,719 --> 00:13:22,890 Jay, I feel terrible about the ghosts. 387 00:13:22,934 --> 00:13:24,410 I know. You'll fix it later, okay? 388 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:25,756 Eyes on the prize. Okay. 389 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,885 Should I open another one? 390 00:13:26,929 --> 00:13:28,362 Ooh! Oh, I don't know. 391 00:13:28,405 --> 00:13:30,142 If I let Margie have another glass, 392 00:13:30,186 --> 00:13:32,053 I might have to leave her here overnight. Oh. 393 00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:33,269 Fine with me. 394 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:34,876 Zing. Ah, ha-ha! 395 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:36,960 Oh, we're having such a good time. 396 00:13:37,004 --> 00:13:38,263 This is so fun. And... 397 00:13:38,306 --> 00:13:40,261 and while we're having so much fun, 398 00:13:40,304 --> 00:13:41,912 I was hoping maybe we could revisit 399 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,518 that little zoning issue. 400 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,733 Uh, you guys are fun. 401 00:13:44,777 --> 00:13:46,384 Maybe too much fun? 402 00:13:46,428 --> 00:13:47,469 Excuse me? 403 00:13:47,513 --> 00:13:48,773 This is a quiet community. 404 00:13:48,816 --> 00:13:50,423 We like quiet people. 405 00:13:50,466 --> 00:13:52,290 The last thing we need is 406 00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:54,766 some raucous hotel hosting pool parties 407 00:13:54,809 --> 00:13:56,590 and midnight raves. 408 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:58,587 That's great, because that's not at all what we're planning. 409 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,976 No, no! We're not even thinking of this as a hotel. 410 00:14:01,019 --> 00:14:03,190 It'll be more like a-a quaint B and B. 411 00:14:03,234 --> 00:14:05,319 It's a few guests. It's a few families. Mm. 412 00:14:05,362 --> 00:14:07,881 It's gonna be very, very wholesome. 413 00:14:07,924 --> 00:14:09,357 Says Mr. Earrings. 414 00:14:12,137 --> 00:14:14,178 It'll be like Newhart. 415 00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:17,695 Whoa. 416 00:14:17,739 --> 00:14:19,345 You know Newhart? 417 00:14:19,389 --> 00:14:20,648 Yeah. 418 00:14:20,691 --> 00:14:23,254 I guess you could say I know my favorite show. 419 00:14:23,298 --> 00:14:25,122 I thought it was Sex and the City. 420 00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:26,728 Talk about a finale. Oh. 421 00:14:26,771 --> 00:14:27,858 Oh. I could. 422 00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:29,551 All day. Favorite episode? 423 00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,418 You-you go first. Uh... 424 00:14:31,462 --> 00:14:34,979 I will. As soon as I go to the bathroom. 425 00:14:35,023 --> 00:14:36,890 And you go. Separately. 426 00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,888 But I know his schedule. Mm. 427 00:14:38,932 --> 00:14:40,365 Me, too. 428 00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:43,144 Uh... yep. 429 00:14:44,534 --> 00:14:46,487 Please, Pete, I need your Newhart knowledge. 430 00:14:46,531 --> 00:14:49,571 Is a sentence my wife just said to an invisible person. 431 00:14:49,615 --> 00:14:50,918 I want to help, but... 432 00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:52,698 I got to stick with my troop on this one. 433 00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:54,348 Please, please, please, please, please, please? 434 00:14:54,391 --> 00:14:56,867 Seriously, man? You just told us to get lost. 435 00:14:56,911 --> 00:14:59,385 Now she's begging for reinforcements, 436 00:14:59,429 --> 00:15:02,252 like she's William Howe at the Battle of White Plains. 437 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:05,292 No? No? No White Plains 438 00:15:05,336 --> 00:15:07,160 aficionados in the house? I love White Plains. 439 00:15:07,202 --> 00:15:09,721 Went to Laurie Schender's bat mitzvah there in '82. 440 00:15:09,765 --> 00:15:11,198 Pretty exclusive invite, by the way. 441 00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:13,500 The kid from Silver Spoons was there. 442 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:15,324 I feel terrible. I-I mean, I know it seems 443 00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:17,495 like I'm just saying that now because I need your help. 444 00:15:17,538 --> 00:15:18,972 But I felt bad before. 445 00:15:19,015 --> 00:15:20,665 Jay can back me up. 446 00:15:20,708 --> 00:15:23,401 Uh, yep. She felt really bad, people. 447 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,136 Like that's worth a damn. These nights are a big deal for us. 448 00:15:27,179 --> 00:15:28,960 It's our chance to feel human again, 449 00:15:29,003 --> 00:15:30,567 even if it's only for a few hours. 450 00:15:30,610 --> 00:15:33,346 But after tonight, a lot of us are feeling less alive 451 00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:34,823 than we ever have. 452 00:15:34,866 --> 00:15:37,167 Look, I haven't been around as long as you guys. 453 00:15:37,211 --> 00:15:39,383 And, apparently, I still have a lot to learn. 454 00:15:39,426 --> 00:15:42,813 Because this isn't my house. 455 00:15:42,857 --> 00:15:44,333 This is our house. 456 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,156 Do you really mean that, Samantha? 457 00:15:47,894 --> 00:15:49,371 I really do. 458 00:15:49,414 --> 00:15:50,586 I take it back. 459 00:15:50,630 --> 00:15:51,889 She less bad than wolf. 460 00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:53,322 Thank you, Thorfinn. 461 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:55,060 And whether you guys want to help or not, 462 00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:57,969 I want you to come back and join us for dessert. 463 00:15:58,013 --> 00:15:59,620 All of you. Oh! Yes! 464 00:15:59,663 --> 00:16:01,617 All right. T-Money back in the game. 465 00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:03,919 Well, I suppose we accept. 466 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:06,307 Now, something people don't know 467 00:16:06,351 --> 00:16:08,262 is that the show's opening credits... Now, something people don't know 468 00:16:08,305 --> 00:16:10,173 is that the show's opening credits...... were filmed in New Hampshire. 469 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,649 ...were filmed in New Hampshire. Even though, as everyone... 470 00:16:11,692 --> 00:16:13,212 Even though, as we all know, 471 00:16:13,256 --> 00:16:15,470 the show took place in rural Vermont. 472 00:16:15,514 --> 00:16:16,731 You weren't kidding. 473 00:16:16,773 --> 00:16:19,162 You know your Newhart. I am impressed. 474 00:16:19,205 --> 00:16:21,376 Most people your age have absolutely 475 00:16:21,420 --> 00:16:23,374 no appreciation for classic television. 476 00:16:23,418 --> 00:16:25,894 No, and forget about art...Ah. 477 00:16:25,937 --> 00:16:27,891 ...wine, cinema, 478 00:16:27,934 --> 00:16:29,585 wine, jazz... 479 00:16:29,628 --> 00:16:32,103 Oh, jazz, we love jazz. 480 00:16:32,147 --> 00:16:33,798 If I had to name my favorite artists... 481 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,230 Sidney Bechet, Fletcher Henderson. 482 00:16:35,273 --> 00:16:37,271 ...Sidney Bechet, Fletcher Henderson. 483 00:16:37,315 --> 00:16:39,573 Louis Armstrong. 484 00:16:39,616 --> 00:16:41,614 What? You talk, I listen. 485 00:16:41,657 --> 00:16:43,221 Amazing. It is so rare 486 00:16:43,264 --> 00:16:44,958 to find someone who has an appreciation 487 00:16:45,001 --> 00:16:46,912 for anything that came before them. 488 00:16:46,956 --> 00:16:49,735 Well, that's the problem with young people today. Well, that's the problem 489 00:16:49,779 --> 00:16:50,994 with young people today. 490 00:16:51,038 --> 00:16:52,862 Y-Yes. Exactly. Exactly! 491 00:16:52,905 --> 00:16:54,642 Exactly. Exactly! 492 00:16:54,686 --> 00:16:55,772 Exactly. 493 00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:56,900 Ha-ha-ha. Yeah. 494 00:16:56,944 --> 00:16:59,202 Young people are the worst. 495 00:17:00,722 --> 00:17:02,199 That was incredible. Right? 496 00:17:02,242 --> 00:17:04,544 Call me crazy, but this might actually work. 497 00:17:04,587 --> 00:17:05,716 Mm-hmm. Wait, 498 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:07,236 weren't there a lot more of those before? 499 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,322 Um... 500 00:17:08,365 --> 00:17:09,364 How many of those have you had today? 501 00:17:09,407 --> 00:17:10,884 Uh, he had at least four. 502 00:17:10,928 --> 00:17:11,709 One? 503 00:17:11,753 --> 00:17:12,968 Cupcake Bogarter. 504 00:17:13,012 --> 00:17:15,444 They're telling on me, aren't they? 505 00:17:15,487 --> 00:17:16,921 I can't live like this. 506 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:19,439 I have an idea. Mm-hmm. 507 00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:22,610 How about a morning game of pickleball? 508 00:17:22,653 --> 00:17:24,651 Uh, I don't think so. 509 00:17:24,694 --> 00:17:26,084 Oh, come on, dear. 510 00:17:26,127 --> 00:17:28,169 If we're not going to use the court, then why on earth 511 00:17:28,211 --> 00:17:30,513 did we tear down the carriage house to build it? 512 00:17:30,556 --> 00:17:31,903 Wait, tear down the carriage house? 513 00:17:31,946 --> 00:17:33,379 Did you hear that? Ooh. 514 00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:35,247 Coffee and cupcakes. 515 00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:37,418 Margaret, these look delicious. 516 00:17:37,461 --> 00:17:39,329 So, just between the four of us... 517 00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:41,109 "And my other brother Darryl." Just say it. 518 00:17:41,153 --> 00:17:42,282 And my other brother Darryl. 519 00:17:42,326 --> 00:17:43,411 Oh! 520 00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:44,844 There's got to be 521 00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:46,712 something we can do about this zoning issue, right? 522 00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:47,798 Jay, 523 00:17:47,841 --> 00:17:50,403 Samantha, I am man enough to admit 524 00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,227 when I have missed the mark. 525 00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:53,617 How 'bout this? 526 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,571 I'll push through the permits. 527 00:17:55,615 --> 00:17:57,004 Serious? 528 00:17:57,048 --> 00:17:59,393 Oh, my God. That's amazing.In exchange 529 00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:02,650 for a small donation to the Historical Preservation Fund. 530 00:18:02,694 --> 00:18:04,474 Excuse me? 531 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,689 H-How big a small donation? 532 00:18:06,732 --> 00:18:09,685 Well, a suggested donation is $20,000. 533 00:18:09,728 --> 00:18:11,596 Uh, you can make the check out to me. 534 00:18:11,639 --> 00:18:12,812 The scoundrel. 535 00:18:12,856 --> 00:18:14,940 So baller. Think it over. 536 00:18:14,983 --> 00:18:17,676 And, uh, thank you-- here we go, Margaret... 537 00:18:17,719 --> 00:18:20,673 Mm-hmm. Yes....uh, for an absolutely wonderful, 538 00:18:20,715 --> 00:18:21,932 wonderful evening. 539 00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:23,669 We will show ourselves out. 540 00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:26,404 Thank you so much for coming! 541 00:18:26,448 --> 00:18:28,272 I wasted the duck on a total shakedown. 542 00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:30,270 We can't afford $20,000. 543 00:18:30,313 --> 00:18:31,485 Uh, Samantha. 544 00:18:31,529 --> 00:18:32,484 What? 545 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,353 We've come across some information 546 00:18:33,396 --> 00:18:35,177 on the Farnsbys. 547 00:18:37,001 --> 00:18:39,346 And the train goes in the tunnel, out the other side. 548 00:18:39,389 --> 00:18:41,691 Well done, well done. Mm-hmm. Hey. 549 00:18:41,735 --> 00:18:44,905 Maybe next time we'll come to your place for pickleball. 550 00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:46,729 Oh. Oh. On your home court. 551 00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:49,161 Where the carriage house used to be. 552 00:18:49,204 --> 00:18:50,811 Wait a minute, 553 00:18:50,854 --> 00:18:52,635 that would violate ordinance 6.B.13, 554 00:18:52,678 --> 00:18:56,153 which says you can't demolish existing structures. 555 00:18:56,195 --> 00:18:58,150 Oh, chardonnay. 556 00:18:58,193 --> 00:18:59,844 Take that. 557 00:18:59,887 --> 00:19:01,798 Checkmate. Oh...! Your wife is drunk. 558 00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:02,884 Are you trying to use 559 00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:05,272 my own ordinances against me? 560 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,444 Oh, no, no, no, no-- 561 00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:08,008 Yes, that's exactly what we're doing. 562 00:19:08,052 --> 00:19:09,051 Ooh! Mmm. Good for her. 563 00:19:09,093 --> 00:19:10,614 Mmm. Spicy lady. 564 00:19:10,657 --> 00:19:14,652 Well, this would certainly be an awkward situation... 565 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,780 if I hadn't been completely kidding about the donation. 566 00:19:20,298 --> 00:19:21,471 Congratulations 567 00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:22,861 on your permit. 568 00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:25,640 Come along, Margaret. 569 00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:28,896 Easy on the stairs. 570 00:19:28,940 --> 00:19:31,112 And we want access to that pickleball court! 571 00:19:31,155 --> 00:19:34,282 What? Why do we want that? I don't know. They made it sound fun. 572 00:19:34,325 --> 00:19:36,106 Take that, Farnsbys! 573 00:19:36,149 --> 00:19:39,145 Another generation of Woodstone prevails. 574 00:19:40,144 --> 00:19:43,532 And that is how we do it in our house. 575 00:19:43,576 --> 00:19:46,355 Up top. No, just-just put your hand up. 576 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,220 Close enough. Ooh, girl. 577 00:19:49,264 --> 00:19:51,349 You throw one hell of a dinner party. 578 00:19:51,392 --> 00:19:52,521 Yeah, maybe next time I'll get invited. 579 00:19:52,565 --> 00:19:54,041 Trevor, listen. 580 00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:55,822 Don't you know that to throw 581 00:19:55,865 --> 00:19:57,646 a truly exclusive party, 582 00:19:57,689 --> 00:19:59,687 one needs a prominent snub. 583 00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,857 Of course. It's like when the Blue Room wouldn't let Leo in. 584 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:04,247 That's what put them on the map. 585 00:20:05,115 --> 00:20:07,373 You knew that, in this house, I'm the Leo? 586 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,676 Mm-hmm. You're the Leo. 587 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,153 I'm the Leo. 588 00:20:10,891 --> 00:20:12,367 I'm the Leo. 589 00:20:13,844 --> 00:20:15,451 I am lying. It was the pants thing. 590 00:20:15,494 --> 00:20:19,185 Well, I guess the ghosts spying on us really came in handy, huh? 591 00:20:19,229 --> 00:20:21,357 Uh, I don't have any personal privacy 592 00:20:21,401 --> 00:20:22,877 and I'm terrified to shower, 593 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,831 but, yeah, I guess this time they really came through. 594 00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:26,742 Hey, which one knew so much about Newhart? 595 00:20:26,786 --> 00:20:28,957 Oh, Pete. Oh! Arrow Guy! 596 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,650 Way to hit the target, brother. 597 00:20:30,694 --> 00:20:33,907 "Arrow Guy"? Still?! Unbelievable!