1 00:00:03,438 --> 00:00:04,961 Where is Ray? 2 00:00:04,961 --> 00:00:07,790 We'll be late for T-ball, come on. 3 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:09,531 Listen, honey, we're going to the park, see? 4 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:11,489 So you need your pants. 5 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:15,841 Yes. 6 00:00:15,841 --> 00:00:19,019 ♪ Take me out for some T-ball 7 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:22,196 ♪ Take me out for some fun 8 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:26,591 ♪ It's just like baseball but you hit off a tee ♪ 9 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:30,726 ♪ It's all little kids so there's no injury ♪ 10 00:00:30,726 --> 00:00:35,470 Huh! Rhymes, come on. Huh? Let's go. Are you ready? 11 00:00:35,470 --> 00:00:37,341 No, because every time I turn around 12 00:00:37,341 --> 00:00:40,344 this one takes his clothes off. 13 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:42,216 You're supposed to dress them different anyway, alright? 14 00:00:42,216 --> 00:00:44,261 They have to have their own identity. 15 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:46,829 Okay, so he'll be Michael the naked one. 16 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,399 Come on, Ally, you ready, you ready for T-ball? 17 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,575 - Yeah, I guess so. - You guess so? 18 00:00:53,575 --> 00:00:55,751 Come on, it's your first game. Come on, pump it up. 19 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:59,102 She's plenty pumped up. She slept in her uniform. 20 00:00:59,102 --> 00:01:01,757 Yeah! Alright, come on, let's see that swing here. 21 00:01:05,282 --> 00:01:07,023 Oh, beautiful cut! 22 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:09,808 - Not in the house. - Not in the house! 23 00:01:09,808 --> 00:01:12,376 - Here's the baseball. - Yeah. 24 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:15,423 - I want the baseball. - Not in the house. 25 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:19,340 You sound like my mom. Sorry. 26 00:01:19,340 --> 00:01:21,298 You know, Ray, when we signed up for T-ball 27 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,344 you promised me that you'd be home early from work 28 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,694 so you could help me and I had to get everything ready. 29 00:01:25,694 --> 00:01:27,913 I had to get them dressed. I had to get the team snack. 30 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:29,393 Everything. 31 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:33,180 - I had to write that song. - Yeah, right. 32 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,007 And you didn't hear the next verse. 33 00:01:35,007 --> 00:01:37,793 ♪ My wife Debra is so nice 34 00:01:37,793 --> 00:01:40,709 ♪ She is real pretty too 35 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:42,667 Ally, I'm going to need that bat. 36 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:48,760 ♪ She sexy she's skinny her breath is real good ♪ 37 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:54,026 ♪ We don't have as much sex as we should ♪ 38 00:01:57,769 --> 00:01:59,945 Hi, I'm Ray, and I live here in Long Island 39 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:03,035 with my wife, Debra 40 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:07,083 my six-year-old-daughter and twin two-year-old-boys. 41 00:02:07,083 --> 00:02:09,912 My parents... 42 00:02:09,912 --> 00:02:14,525 ...live across the street. That's right. 43 00:02:14,525 --> 00:02:16,832 And my brother lives with 'em. 44 00:02:16,832 --> 00:02:19,182 Now, not every family would defy gravity for you 45 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,705 but mine would because... 46 00:02:20,705 --> 00:02:23,186 Everybody loves Raymond. 47 00:02:23,186 --> 00:02:24,840 Hey, you didn't, uh... 48 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,759 Look how cute they are. 49 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:34,502 - Hm, yeah. Oh! Good catch! - Yay! 50 00:02:34,502 --> 00:02:36,547 Say, you got a Gold Glover out there, Raymond. 51 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:39,159 - Yeah. She's like a boy, huh? - Yeah, only smarter. 52 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:42,640 Hey! Hey! Ally tagged him out! 53 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:44,512 What's he still doing out there? 54 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,819 Hey, kid! Sit down! You're out! 55 00:02:47,819 --> 00:02:50,300 No, Dad, he's not out, okay? Nobody's out. 56 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:52,389 Those are the rules. It's okay. 57 00:02:52,389 --> 00:02:54,043 Don't cry, little boy. 58 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:58,743 - That's stupid. How do you win? - You don't win, okay. 59 00:02:58,743 --> 00:03:00,267 It's not like when we played Little League. 60 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,791 This-this teaches them the skills without the pressure. 61 00:03:02,791 --> 00:03:04,358 And humiliation. 62 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:08,013 You know what you should do, Raymond? 63 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:09,841 You're a big sports columnist 64 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:12,235 you should do a column on T-ball for Newsday. 65 00:03:12,235 --> 00:03:14,455 Yeah, sure, right after my article 66 00:03:14,455 --> 00:03:17,240 on running through the sprinkler. 67 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,721 Well, it-it's better than just sports. 68 00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:22,463 It's about families spending time together. 69 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:24,291 You'd be writing about something you love. 70 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:30,819 - Hi. Hi. Are you... Ray? - Yeah. Yeah. 71 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,168 - Bryan Trenberth. - Hey. 72 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,300 I just wanted to make sure 73 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,127 you remembered the team snack. 74 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,868 Oh, yeah, yeah. We took care of it. 75 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:40,785 Well, it is almost the fourth inning. 76 00:03:40,785 --> 00:03:42,004 Yeah. 77 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:43,223 I think it's a good idea to have 78 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,746 each snack item laid out 79 00:03:44,746 --> 00:03:46,748 by the top of the fourth inning. Don't you? 80 00:03:46,748 --> 00:03:48,576 I think it's a good idea. I think that's best. 81 00:03:48,576 --> 00:03:50,273 Okay. Alright. 82 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,188 Deb, we're supposed to put the snacks out now. 83 00:03:52,188 --> 00:03:55,670 Oh, okay. Marie, can you take the boys over to the sandbox? 84 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:58,542 Oh, make sure Michael keeps his clothes on, okay? 85 00:03:58,542 --> 00:04:01,937 Oh, yeah. The sand, that gets irritating. 86 00:04:05,332 --> 00:04:07,334 - I can help you, Debra, is it? - Yes. 87 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,510 - Yes. You know what, Debra? - What? 88 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:11,599 I think it'd be a good idea if we, we laid 89 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,123 everything out right now. 90 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,081 This is everything. 91 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:20,477 I'm sorry. 92 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:23,959 Uh.. I'm confused. 93 00:04:23,959 --> 00:04:25,482 Honey, how's the snack situation? 94 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,832 Well, here's the concern. 95 00:04:27,832 --> 00:04:30,835 All we seem to have today are pretzels. 96 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,186 And Hawaiian Punch. 97 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,408 Oh, God. Got some things in the car. 98 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,456 Excuse me, but I don't see what the big deal is. 99 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:46,198 We're supposed to bring a snack, and pretzels are a snack, right? 100 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:49,027 Does say "Snack" right on the box there. 101 00:04:49,027 --> 00:04:53,249 Yes, it does, but I believe I sent you a printout. 102 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:58,123 And it says, "A healthy team snack will be provided 103 00:04:58,123 --> 00:05:00,212 by parents on a rotating basis." 104 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:03,259 And here's you, and here's the approved snack list 105 00:05:03,259 --> 00:05:06,306 and... no pretzels. 106 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,266 It doesn't say "No pretzels." 107 00:05:10,266 --> 00:05:14,705 I'm sorry. Maybe you misunderstood me. 108 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:18,013 There are no pretzels 109 00:05:18,013 --> 00:05:21,190 on the list of approved snacks. 110 00:05:23,714 --> 00:05:25,760 He's right. He's right. There are no pretzels there. 111 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,805 Well, I never saw the list. 112 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:31,418 Well, I sent you an orientation pack. A big blue folder? 113 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,115 Okay, we're sorry here, we're very sorry. 114 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,247 Now, wait a minute. We're not that sorry. 115 00:05:35,247 --> 00:05:37,075 I mean, come on, it's a snack. 116 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,775 Okay, I mean, it's no big deal. 117 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:42,342 There's no reason to almost yell. 118 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:47,042 I'm not almost yelling. 119 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:48,826 Look, I'm juggling three kids under seven. 120 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:51,655 I don't have time to cater a T-ball game. 121 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:55,833 I'm sorry, but you do seem to be getting quite upset 122 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,053 over what should be a minor issue. 123 00:06:01,535 --> 00:06:03,841 Excuse me, but you're the one 124 00:06:03,841 --> 00:06:06,409 who's freaking out over a box of pretzels. 125 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,324 Oh, Deb, nobody's freaking, alright? 126 00:06:08,324 --> 00:06:10,282 It's your first game, you didn't know what to bring 127 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:12,154 and you took a shot with the pretzels. 128 00:06:12,154 --> 00:06:16,376 Here we go! Apples, trail mix, and kiwis. 129 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,203 - Oh. - Oh, that's good. Good. 130 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:20,205 Good idea. Kiwis. 131 00:06:20,205 --> 00:06:21,990 - Look, it's fuzzy. - Stop it, Ray. 132 00:06:21,990 --> 00:06:23,948 It's a very good job, Lisa. 133 00:06:23,948 --> 00:06:27,996 And since we ended up doing the snacks this week, uh 134 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:30,390 Debra and Ray will just take our spot next week, okay? 135 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,305 - Okay. Alright, we'll do that. - No. Wait. No. That's not okay. 136 00:06:33,305 --> 00:06:34,959 Okay, this is not about giving the kids something to eat. 137 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,092 This is about some uptight guy on a power trip. 138 00:06:39,311 --> 00:06:42,619 You know what, Bryan? Our snack is pretzels. 139 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:48,233 Well, I'm sorry. 140 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,584 Maybe you're not the kind of people 141 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:53,674 we should be sharing the T-ball experience with. 142 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:58,113 - No. - Excuse me. 143 00:06:58,113 --> 00:06:59,984 - What did you say? - No. We're good people. 144 00:06:59,984 --> 00:07:01,377 No, we'll do it. We'll bring the snack. 145 00:07:01,377 --> 00:07:02,944 - Ray? - What? I just... 146 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:08,210 Alright. I'm sorry about this. We'll take care of all this. 147 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:10,430 I hope so, I mean, after all, 148 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:12,214 we're here for the children, right? 149 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:29,274 Will you look at that? Will you just look at that? 150 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:31,799 Now, where's that child's parents? 151 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:42,200 Yeah, listen. I got another snack list. 152 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:44,638 And I think if we just bring, like 153 00:07:44,638 --> 00:07:46,335 like carrots and celery next week 154 00:07:46,335 --> 00:07:48,032 then everybody'll be happy. 155 00:07:48,032 --> 00:07:49,512 Except the kids. 156 00:07:50,992 --> 00:07:53,516 We're not bringing anything. 157 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:55,692 No, no, look, look. You won't have to do anything, okay? 158 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,694 We'll get the, we'll get the bag with the carrots and celery 159 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:59,261 already cut up and washed. 160 00:07:59,261 --> 00:08:01,350 And I think they even throw radishes in there. 161 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:03,700 Oh, wait. Yeah, radishes aren't in the list. 162 00:08:04,745 --> 00:08:05,876 Maybe we... 163 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:10,968 We are not bringing a snack. 164 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:20,674 That was the list. 165 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:26,680 I can't ask Bryan for a third list. 166 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:29,421 Why do you care about that pompous little ass? 167 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,603 Okay, he's not your type of person. Okay. 168 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:40,302 But there's no reason to yell at him. He's just doing his job. 169 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:43,740 Snacks at T-ball is not his job. He's an optician. 170 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:50,051 Exactly why you shouldn't yell at him. It-it's volunteer work. 171 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,749 I cannot believe that you took his side. 172 00:08:52,749 --> 00:08:55,665 Well, he has a point. I mean, pretzels weren't on the list. 173 00:08:55,665 --> 00:09:00,104 Ray! I don't care if I put out a bowl of rocks today, okay? 174 00:09:00,104 --> 00:09:02,759 We are married! If somebody talks to your wife that way 175 00:09:02,759 --> 00:09:04,631 you're supposed to support her. 176 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,373 What if the wife is almost yelling? 177 00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:13,248 I was standing up for myself. 178 00:09:13,248 --> 00:09:15,032 Yeah. 179 00:09:15,032 --> 00:09:17,469 - Why do you do that? - Oh! 180 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:21,125 I.. It's like when I was a kid and I'd be with my parents 181 00:09:21,125 --> 00:09:23,606 and they'd get in these shouting matches. 182 00:09:23,606 --> 00:09:26,174 And not just with each other, with regular people. 183 00:09:28,655 --> 00:09:31,614 We'd be out, and-and they'd yell at the salesman 184 00:09:31,614 --> 00:09:34,574 or the waiter or the tollbooth guy 185 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:37,446 and the, the cars behind us are honking 186 00:09:37,446 --> 00:09:40,536 and my father's screaming, "Pennies are money." 187 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:46,063 And, and the guy in the truck behind us gets out and... 188 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:52,504 Ray, Ray, I'm sorry about your whole life... 189 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:56,596 but I'm not gonna let that guy intimidate me. 190 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,729 Oh! Don't make a thing. 191 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:06,040 You know, Ray, why do you need everybody to like you? 192 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,563 What? 193 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:08,956 You know, you can never make a scene 194 00:10:08,956 --> 00:10:11,088 about anything, because God forbid 195 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,786 somebody doesn't like you. 196 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,792 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So I'm likable. Okay. 197 00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,924 Isn't that why you like me? 198 00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:22,926 I love you, I have to like you. 199 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:28,497 Next week, when we show up without a snack 200 00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:32,066 could you please back me up? 201 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,634 Okay, if it means that much to you. 202 00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,028 Or we could just quit T-ball. 203 00:10:40,465 --> 00:10:43,468 It's not like Ally's gonna turn pro or anything, huh? 204 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:46,689 You are unbelievable. Why can't you just say... 205 00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:50,258 Hi, Bryan Trenberth, I don't care if you like me or not 206 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,781 but we didn't bring a snack this week 207 00:10:51,781 --> 00:10:53,653 because my wife is as busy as hell 208 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:56,133 and she brought a perfectly fine snack last week 209 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,787 and if it's not on your stupid list 210 00:10:57,787 --> 00:11:01,095 "Uh, I'm sorry, but that's your problem. " 211 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,360 I don't really talk like that. 212 00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:11,322 Yeah. That's too bad. 213 00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:15,718 Hey, you know what everybody's gonna call us, don't you? 214 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:20,027 "Mr. and Mrs. Pretzel." Yeah. Get ready. 215 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:28,644 Hey, come on. Let's get to the game. 216 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:31,952 Oh, you're coming again? Great. 217 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:35,782 Listen, you know that "Nobody wins, everybody has fun" crap? 218 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:41,048 That ends today. 219 00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,919 I'm keeping score. 220 00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:45,226 Dad, no, it's not about the score. 221 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:47,054 Then why the hell bother? 222 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:49,752 Because it's family fun! 223 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,494 Stop. Put it away, alright? I got enough trouble. 224 00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:54,801 What are you so worried about? 225 00:11:54,801 --> 00:11:56,716 That little weenie with the clipboard? 226 00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,502 We had guys like that in Korea. 227 00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,373 Second lieutenants. 228 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,506 College guys. 229 00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,203 Platoons hated their guts. 230 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:10,164 You know what happened to them? 231 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:11,861 You know what friendly fire is? 232 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:17,301 Well, sometimes it wasn't so friendly. 233 00:12:17,301 --> 00:12:19,216 They killed their own guys. 234 00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,088 Not always. 235 00:12:21,088 --> 00:12:24,656 Sometimes they'd just send them back to college. 236 00:12:24,656 --> 00:12:26,746 To the ones without a lot of steps. 237 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:32,795 So your advice to me is I should shoot Bryan Trenberth 238 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,319 over a box of pretzels at a kids' T-ball game. 239 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:37,626 - Oh, right. The kids. - Yeah. 240 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:43,719 You know, dad, you're not obligated to come to these games 241 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,329 or talk to me. 242 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:50,291 All I'm saying is, you don't let people push you around. 243 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:53,033 Unless you want your children to think their father is... 244 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,043 How great would it be if you just took off. 245 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,004 Dad, are we going? 246 00:13:08,004 --> 00:13:10,485 Mom wants to know how long you are gonna leave us in the car. 247 00:13:12,487 --> 00:13:14,271 Look, tell your brother, have you ever seen me 248 00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:15,533 back down from anybody? 249 00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:17,231 No, sir. "Pennies are money." 250 00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:21,670 Dad wants me to murder Bryan Trenberth. 251 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,193 No, don't. 252 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,503 Bryan's a great guy. Very organized. 253 00:13:28,503 --> 00:13:31,114 He's getting me some sunglasses. 254 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,508 Yeah. I know. He's a good guy. 255 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:37,164 Debra's all, "We're not bringing a snack. We brought a snack. " 256 00:13:37,164 --> 00:13:42,473 Yeah. Well, I'm bringing a snack, and a good one. 257 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:46,390 Wait. Wait-wait-wait a minute. Wait a minute. 258 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:51,134 The clipboard weenie guy tells you to bring a snack. 259 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:54,877 Your wife tells you not to bring a snack. 260 00:13:54,877 --> 00:13:57,010 And you're bringing a snack. 261 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,622 Fire in the hole! 262 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:15,071 Yeah. Yeah-yeah-yeah, I saw that. I saw that. 263 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:21,251 Yeah. Yeah. No chance of one of you diving on that, is there? 264 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,910 Listen, it's our turn to bring a snack. 265 00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:29,781 I think I'm doing the right thing here. 266 00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,609 Okay? Debra will see that. 267 00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,394 Oh, yeah. She'll see that. 268 00:14:35,918 --> 00:14:39,008 Come on, Dad, let's get a good seat. I want to see that, too. 269 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:49,714 Psst! You want to know what the score is? 270 00:14:49,714 --> 00:14:52,239 - Dad. - 57-to-48. 271 00:14:52,239 --> 00:14:54,458 Stop it. 272 00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:57,635 - Who's winning? - They are. 273 00:14:57,635 --> 00:15:00,508 And you can thank weenie's kid. He's got six errors. 274 00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:02,205 Yeah. Okay, Dad. 275 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:04,512 It's like having Venus de Milo in right field. 276 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,776 He's five. 277 00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,647 Man, if we could just trade him. 278 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:14,391 Look, look at him trying not to look at us. 279 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:17,612 Will you just take it easy? He's allowed to look, okay? 280 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:20,093 Well, try being nice. 281 00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,530 Yeah. Yeah. Just come on down here. 282 00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,227 Just say one word to me. 283 00:15:26,838 --> 00:15:29,537 - Take it easy. - Why don't you blow him a kiss? 284 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:35,151 Oh! Where're you throwing that ball? Come on! 285 00:15:35,151 --> 00:15:37,371 Have an idea out there! 286 00:15:42,202 --> 00:15:44,204 Dad, others... 287 00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,643 Michael's naked. 288 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:50,297 Oh, no, Deb, you want to see 289 00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:51,689 if maybe you can help my mom a little bit? 290 00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,561 Yeah. Oh, look at her, she's stuck. 291 00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,824 Who wears high heels in a sandbox? 292 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,788 - Bryan... come here. - What are you doing? 293 00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,182 Shh! Come here. Come here. Come here. 294 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:10,056 Hi, Ray. 295 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,015 Snack. 296 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,104 - What? - Snack, snack. I got the snack. 297 00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:19,369 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! That's very nice. 298 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,502 Uh, why are you whispering? 299 00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:23,330 Because it's-it's, it's real good. 300 00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:26,942 I don't want the kids mobbing us, okay, so... 301 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,770 - Go get it. - Eh, what? 302 00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:30,641 Get it. Under the bleachers. The gym bag. 303 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,992 Oh. Oh! Oh, okay. 304 00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:38,954 - He hid it under the bleachers. - Gutsy move. 305 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:44,046 Oh! This looks very good. 306 00:16:44,046 --> 00:16:46,179 Yeah. It's good. It's good. It's all very good. Okay? 307 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:48,398 So go set it up. Set it up over there. 308 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,183 And you take all the credit. 309 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,836 Oh! No! No! 310 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,795 It looks like you went to a lot of trouble here. 311 00:16:53,795 --> 00:16:56,102 Look at... Oh! Tangerines... 312 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:59,496 Breadsticks, string cheese, Granola Bars... 313 00:16:59,496 --> 00:17:01,803 Don't count it, man. It's all there. 314 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,336 This is everything on the list. 315 00:17:13,336 --> 00:17:17,123 Yeah. So take it. Take it away. 316 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,821 Go. Good. It's everything. Good. Everybody's happy now. 317 00:17:19,821 --> 00:17:21,475 Here comes Debra. 318 00:17:28,177 --> 00:17:30,049 Michael thinks it's a nude beach. 319 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,226 - Hi, Bryan. - Hi, Debra. 320 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:36,098 I just have to say, this is really wonderful. 321 00:17:36,098 --> 00:17:37,621 - What is? - The snack. 322 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,449 They got a really good snack this week. Okay. 323 00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,322 - Hey, that's good for you. - What, is he rubbing it in? 324 00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:45,803 - Debra, come on. - I'm sorry. Rubbing what in? 325 00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,066 Oh, that you found someone 326 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,459 to bring a list-approved snack this week. 327 00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:51,200 The point's not who brought it, right? 328 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,767 It's that it's here for the kids. 329 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,769 Isn't that it? Isn't it all about the kids? 330 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,860 - All about the kids. - That won't save him. 331 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,992 That's what I'm trying to say, Ray. 332 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:02,646 And I just want to thank you and Debra. 333 00:18:02,646 --> 00:18:04,387 Okay. It's okay. It's alright. Thanks. 334 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:07,303 - Thank us for what? - Debra, come on, just drop it. 335 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:11,655 Bryan Trenberth does not let a good deed go unnoticed. 336 00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,309 Please do. 337 00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:17,531 - Ray, what is he talking about? - Nothing. 338 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:20,795 I'm talking about the beautiful snack today. 339 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,145 - We didn't bring a snack. - Ray just gave it to me. 340 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:26,453 Will you shut up about the snack? 341 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:30,065 Alright. Just shut up about the stupid, freaking snack! 342 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:34,156 Here! Here! Here! You want the snack. Here. 343 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,811 Take it. Take all of it! Here. Here! 344 00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:39,161 Are these healthy enough for you? 345 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:43,513 Plantains! You couldn't just put bananas on the list, huh? Huh? 346 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,908 I ate two of these before I found out you got to cook them! 347 00:18:51,042 --> 00:18:53,349 - I'm sorry. I, uh... - What? What? What? 348 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,395 You don't wanna share T-ball with me? Well, guess what? 349 00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:59,355 I don't want to share T-ball with you, Bryan. 350 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,444 Oh, by the way, your kid's costing us 351 00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:04,012 the game out there, okay? Yeah, yeah, that's right. 352 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:07,581 I'm keeping score. Ooh! Bad! 353 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,757 I'm keeping score, and we're losing 354 00:19:09,757 --> 00:19:13,500 because your kid's out there eating grasshoppers. Okay? 355 00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:17,417 I don't think that's an approved snack! 356 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,059 S-sorry, Bryan. 357 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:57,761 You don't have to do snacks anymore. 358 00:20:08,294 --> 00:20:11,253 I don't know what happened out there. 359 00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:14,517 You can watch it all later. Greenberg's got it all on video. 360 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:20,958 - "Too hot for T-ball." - Yeah. Alright. 361 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,874 Sorry, sorry you had to see that. 362 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:27,965 Oh, you know, I was proud and ashamed at the same time. 363 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:33,449 Well, one thing you don't have to worry about. 364 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,538 - Nobody likes me anymore. - Yeah. 365 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,499 You know, I didn't mean I wanted them to stop liking you 366 00:20:39,499 --> 00:20:41,936 all in one day. 367 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,808 I thought it could be kind of a gradual thing. 368 00:20:44,808 --> 00:20:47,507 I got to tell you, that-that was scary today, you know? 369 00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:51,424 I-I-I never go off on people like that. 370 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:54,122 I mean, my father lets go all the time. 371 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,342 You know, he gets it out. 372 00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:59,519 I'm sicker than him. 373 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,912 I'm like a time bomb. 374 00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:05,742 Don't you worry that at any moment I could go off 375 00:21:05,742 --> 00:21:08,179 like that on you sometime? 376 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:11,095 - Yeah. - What? No, I mean it. 377 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:14,577 - Ooh! - Come on. 378 00:21:14,577 --> 00:21:18,233 What? Don't. I'm dangerous. 379 00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:19,800 I throw fruit. 380 00:21:21,410 --> 00:21:23,717 I still like you. 381 00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:25,632 Yeah, 'cause you're scared of me. 382 00:21:25,632 --> 00:21:27,503 Yeah. 383 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,900 - Turn around, then. - There you go. 384 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:34,554 Good job. 385 00:21:34,554 --> 00:21:37,121 - Aren't they cute? - Yeah. They're cute. 386 00:21:37,121 --> 00:21:39,472 Let's just hope the pants stay on. 387 00:21:39,472 --> 00:21:41,735 Okay, everybody, it's snack time. 388 00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,392 Whose turn was it to bring snack? 389 00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,481 Uh, I got it today. 390 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:52,398 Here, everybody. 391 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:56,010 Ooh, now. The lasagna is hot. Be careful. 392 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:58,012 So we'll start with the antipasto. 393 00:21:58,012 --> 00:22:01,058 And if everything is finished, we have cannolis. 394 00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:02,886 Here you go, honey. 395 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,585 This is the best snack I've ever seen. You're unbelievable. 396 00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:08,718 Well, you know, it's all about the kids.