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Hey, you know the rule--
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whoever finishes the coffee's
got to make more.
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That's the rule, huh?
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Yeah.
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And who made the rule?
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Well, uh, me.
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Cheers.
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Without rules, we got anarchy!
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Georgie, can I see you a sec?
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Shut the door.
Am I in trouble?
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No.
Am I getting a raise?
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No.
Is it about my coffee rule?
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Just sit.
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I need you
to cover the store this weekend.
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Where are you gonna be?
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Tire convention in New Orleans.
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And you ain't taking me?
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Why would I?
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Well, a tire convention's
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like going to Dollywood,
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but better 'cause there's tires.
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Well, I need you here.
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What about Ruben?
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Well, you're gonna
take over the store someday.
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This is how
you get your feet wet.
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But he hates it
when you leave me in charge.
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Oh, he's fine.
So you told him?
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No, that's why the door's shut.
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Well, I don't want to tell him.
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Son, dealing
with disgruntled employees
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is part of the job.
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Then why don't you do it?
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Well, I'm dealing with you.
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You're disgruntled. I'm done.
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Fine.
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This is good for you.
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You mean it's good for you.
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Same thing.
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Ruben, just a heads-up.
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Mr. McAllister's going
out of town,
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and he's leaving me in charge.
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That makes sense.
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You have been here
several months.
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Just so you know,
I don't even think of it
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as me being in charge.
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I think of us more as partners,
like Tango and Cash.
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I don't know what that is.
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You ain't never seen
Tango and Cash? Kurt Russell,
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Sylvester Stallone?
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Go make coffee.
Yes, sir.
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Before you leave, would you
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take a look
at the toilet in our bathroom?
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Oh, you just have
to jiggle the handle.
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I prefer not to jiggle, Jim.
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Okay, okay.
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Where you going?
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New Orleans, tire convention.
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Oh. Are you taking Georgie?
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Why would I?
Why wouldn't you?
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He's great at networking,
people like him.
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I'm a fan.
Thank you, Bubba.
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So can I?
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You really want to?
I do.
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Okay, fine. I'll tell Ruben
he has to run the shop.
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I'll tell him.
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No, this is good news.
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Boss gets to give the good news.
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So, all these years,
I've offered to go with you,
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and you've always said no.
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Well, I just didn't think
you'd care
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about a bunch of dudes talking
about advances in tire treads.
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Goodyear's got
this new Aquatred.
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It's designed to shed water
twice as fast as a normal tire.
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It's something else.
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See?
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You'll be okay with CeeCee
while I'm gone?
Of course.
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Plus, Grandma's here.
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And I can always lend a hand.
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Have you ever even held a baby?
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I've held an accordion.
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How different can it be?
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You don't squeeze a baby.
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Got it.
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"The Goodyear Regatta is
a long-wearing,
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"quiet-riding,
touring radial.
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It has a wide tread
for responsive handling."
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Are you reading her
a tire catalogue?
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It ain't about the story.
It's about the performance.
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Give me that little nugget.
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Come here.
Come here, baby.
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There you go.
Up, sweetie.
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It's gonna be hard
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to be away from her.
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What about me?
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It's different.
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You already got teeth
and know how to walk.
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I am the whole package.
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It's kind of exciting,
your dad talking
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about me taking
over the store someday.
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Mm-hmm. You're gonna be
the tire king of Medford.
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Forget Medford. I'm gonna be
the tire king of Texas.
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And does the tire king of Texas
still live with my parents?
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Hell no.
He's got a giant house.
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Ooh. I like that.
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Oh, and a big old pool
in the shape of a tire.
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So a circle.
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Well... yeah.
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I can't wait
to meet the Hankook tire guys.
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Mm-hmm.
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I learned how to say "hi"
in Korean. Annyeong.
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How'd you learn that?
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Called Sheldon.
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He also taught me,
"Hwajangsilyi eodieya."
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What's that mean?
Where's the bathroom?
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Why does your brother
know Korean?
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Why does he know Klingon?
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I've learned not to ask.
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Listen, something
I got to tell you.
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Sure. What's up?
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You won't be meeting any Koreans
on this trip.
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Why not?
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We're not going
to the convention.
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Where we going?
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To a riverboat casino.
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I don't understand.
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Well, it's the same
as a regular casino,
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only it floats.
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So this whole trip's a lie?
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Not the whole trip.
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Just the part about the
convention and us going to it.
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Well, why'd you even invite me?
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Uh, I didn't invite you.
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What am I supposed
to tell Mandy?
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Just tell her that we went
to a tire convention.
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I don't want to lie to my wife.
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Oh, don't think
of it as a lie.
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Then what is it?
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It's more of a yarn, tall tale,
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you know, make-'em-ups.
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What?
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Look, just don't tell Mandy!
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All right? She'll tell Audrey,
and then I'm in for it.
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Oh, Mr. McAllister, this is not
a good color on you.
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Look, you're making too
big a deal out of this.
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Okay? We're gonna
have a great time.
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Look, no one gets hurt,
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and we can talk
about tires all you want.
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Isn't that basically
what happens at a convention?
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No!
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Oh, how would you know?
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You ain't never been to one.
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Ooh. What happened here?
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CeeCee and I had a disagreement
over lunch.
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I wanted it in her mouth,
she thought otherwise.
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You've got some banana
in your hair.
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Oh, no, that's from breakfast,
but thank you.
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Hey, when you're done,
would you like
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to go clothes shopping with me?
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Oh. What's the occasion?
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Well, the boys are out
having fun.
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Why shouldn't we?
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I don't know if I'd call
a tire convention fun.
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Oh, Amanda,
there's no tire convention.
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The boys are going
to a riverboat casino to gamble.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, your father
does this every year.
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He thinks I don't know.
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Wait. I don't understand.
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If you know he's lying,
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why aren't you calling him
on it?
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Well, I considered that,
but then I realized,
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I get a weekend to myself.
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And someday,
if we ever have a bad fight,
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I can use this to crush him.
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That is really sick.
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Thank you.
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Wait. Does Georgie know?
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No.
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No, he doesn't know.
He wouldn't lie to me like that.
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Well, maybe, maybe not.
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Oh, what happened
when you first met?
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Something about his age?
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That was different. He only lied
to have sex with me.
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How is that better?
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Didn't say better.
I said different.
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If I'm gonna do this, we got
to get our story straight.
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There were tires, we saw them,
the story is straight.
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What if Mandy asks
for more details?
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Well, that's the great thing
about tires.
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No one ever wants
to hear about 'em.
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It's not just about tires.
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Did we go to dinner
with any sales reps?
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Sure.
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Where'd they take us?
I don't know. Steakhouse.
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What did we get?
I had a shrimp
cocktail and a salad.
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No one's gonna believe
you ordered a salad!
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It doesn't matter!
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She's gonna figure it out!
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Listen, I've been
doing this for ten years.
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Audrey has no idea.
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How long have you known?
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About ten years.
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Why didn't you tell me
before they left?
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I didn't want
to give up my weekend.
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Or did you want to see
if Georgie would lie to me?
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No, that's just gravy.
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Well, I'm sure
he's gonna tell me the truth.
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Exciting, isn't it?
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When he calls to check in,
I'm gonna tell him.
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You will not. Then your father
will know that I know.
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But you're also lying to him,
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because you know
he's lying to you.
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It's not lying
to let him think that I think
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his lie is the truth when
the truth is, I know it's a lie.
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Okay, I don't follow,
but I'm pretty sure I disagree!
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I have to say, I'm glad
you're uncomfortable
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lying to my daughter.
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I'm glad you're glad.
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Speaks well of you.
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I'm a heck of a guy.
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Listen, this
weekend's happening.
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You might as well have fun.
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Can I even get into a casino?
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I ain't 21.
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Oh, you're telling me Georgie
Cooper don't have a fake ID?
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You're starting
to get on my nerves.
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That's what I thought.
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What if I win money? Where do I
tell Mandy it came from?
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You don't tell her.
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So another lie.
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No, it...
it's the same lie.
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Just buy her something nice,
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she won't ask
where the money came from.
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Okay, I guess I can do this.
Attaboy.
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We just need to nail down what
we ordered at the steakhouse.
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Oh, my God.
We had steaks!
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That's good. Steaks.
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I got to call Mandy.
Why?
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Well, I told her I would
when we got checked in.
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Fine, but just keep it
short and sweet.
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I don't about short, but lucky
for you, sweet comes natural.
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I wish you would've
let me buy you something.
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Well, I said
I liked that striped top.
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I meant something
you looked good in.
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Oh!
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That might be Georgie.
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Do not tell him you know.
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Shh.
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Hello?
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Hey, just wanted to let
you know we made it.
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Good, good.
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How was the drive?
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Fine, fine.
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Great, great.
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Big day tomorrow?
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Yeah.
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I think
we're gonna turn in soon.
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Sure.
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00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:35,476
Lot of meetings lined up?
260
00:10:35,477 --> 00:10:38,115
Yeah, I think so.
261
00:10:38,215 --> 00:10:39,950
I'm just following
your dad's lead.
262
00:10:40,050 --> 00:10:42,485
Yeah, well, he has been
to so many of these,
263
00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:43,720
you're in good hands.
264
00:10:43,821 --> 00:10:46,689
Yep. Well-well,
give CeeCee a kiss for me.
265
00:10:46,790 --> 00:10:48,291
You got it.
266
00:10:49,259 --> 00:10:51,128
I love you.
267
00:10:51,962 --> 00:10:54,097
I love you, too.
268
00:10:55,833 --> 00:10:57,901
You lying bastard!
269
00:10:59,036 --> 00:11:00,570
He didn't tell you?
270
00:11:01,738 --> 00:11:02,871
Oh, shut up.
271
00:11:02,872 --> 00:11:04,539
You know what'd be fun?
272
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,844
Let's you and me go out
and have a drink.
273
00:11:06,944 --> 00:11:08,478
Uh, hello, I have a baby.
274
00:11:08,578 --> 00:11:11,815
I know, but Connor can watch
CeeCee for an hour or two.
275
00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:14,417
Uh...
Come on, I'm buying.
276
00:11:14,517 --> 00:11:16,419
Fine.
277
00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:17,685
Great!
278
00:11:17,686 --> 00:11:19,756
We can tell people
we're sisters.
279
00:11:25,662 --> 00:11:27,364
What's become of me?
280
00:11:39,642 --> 00:11:40,741
Hello?
281
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,145
Hey, Connor, it's Georgie.
282
00:11:42,245 --> 00:11:43,213
Can I talk to Mandy?
283
00:11:43,313 --> 00:11:44,747
She went out with my mom.
284
00:11:44,848 --> 00:11:46,449
Who's watchin' the baby?
285
00:11:46,549 --> 00:11:47,750
I am.
286
00:11:47,851 --> 00:11:49,086
You know how to do that?
287
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,154
No, but I'm learning on the job.
288
00:11:52,389 --> 00:11:54,892
Okay, well, keep in mind
that's the only kid I got.
289
00:11:55,859 --> 00:11:58,728
Not to worry, we're having
a great time rocking out.
290
00:11:58,828 --> 00:12:00,261
I'll try again later.
291
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,464
Bye.
292
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,035
Okay.
293
00:12:05,135 --> 00:12:08,770
This is a song about me and you.
294
00:12:12,109 --> 00:12:13,909
♪ Now this right here's
a story ♪
295
00:12:13,910 --> 00:12:15,612
♪ About a baby and a man ♪
296
00:12:15,712 --> 00:12:17,847
♪ One day they got together ♪
297
00:12:17,981 --> 00:12:20,283
♪ And decided to form a band ♪
298
00:12:22,852 --> 00:12:24,687
♪ Now the baby didn't do much ♪
299
00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,090
♪ And the man wrote
all the songs ♪
300
00:12:27,190 --> 00:12:29,124
♪ But it didn't seem to matter ♪
301
00:12:29,125 --> 00:12:32,395
♪ With how well they got along ♪
302
00:12:34,031 --> 00:12:37,500
♪ Baby-man, baby-man ♪
303
00:12:37,634 --> 00:12:40,037
♪ One member is a baby ♪
304
00:12:40,137 --> 00:12:43,106
♪ And the other is a man ♪
305
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:46,910
♪ Baby-man, baby-man ♪
306
00:12:47,010 --> 00:12:49,277
♪ Believe me
you will never see ♪
307
00:12:49,278 --> 00:12:53,216
♪ A spectacle so grand. ♪
308
00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:00,190
You know, in all these years
309
00:13:00,290 --> 00:13:02,325
I don't think we've ever had
a drink together.
310
00:13:02,425 --> 00:13:04,027
Well, I used to steal
out of your liquor cabinet.
311
00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:05,562
Does that count?
312
00:13:05,695 --> 00:13:08,198
You know what I mean.
313
00:13:08,298 --> 00:13:11,134
I don't think I've ever seen
you drink a beer before.
314
00:13:11,234 --> 00:13:13,570
Mm, you didn't know me
in high school.
315
00:13:14,871 --> 00:13:17,907
Oh, really, were you the
bad girl at the sock hop?
316
00:13:19,042 --> 00:13:21,211
Don't make fun of sock hops.
317
00:13:21,311 --> 00:13:23,979
I had my first kiss
at the sock hop.
318
00:13:23,980 --> 00:13:26,183
Ooh, in the backseat of a car?
319
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:27,750
No, in the front seat.
320
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,452
I was a good girl.
321
00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:33,590
Hey, can I ask you
a serious question?
322
00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:34,691
Of course.
323
00:13:34,791 --> 00:13:35,991
Are you and Dad okay?
324
00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:38,195
What do you mean?
325
00:13:38,295 --> 00:13:40,397
Well, you're lying, he's lying.
326
00:13:40,497 --> 00:13:42,099
That doesn't concern you?
327
00:13:42,232 --> 00:13:44,267
Oh, no, we're fine.
328
00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:46,269
Okay, if you say so.
329
00:13:46,369 --> 00:13:48,405
Are you really worried
about us?
330
00:13:48,505 --> 00:13:50,538
Or is this
about you and Georgie?
331
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:53,776
Um, I don't know,
I guess a little of both.
332
00:13:55,712 --> 00:13:58,448
You know I haven't always been
his biggest fan,
333
00:13:58,548 --> 00:14:00,617
but I have to admit
334
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:02,785
he's a good husband.
335
00:14:04,354 --> 00:14:05,220
Wow.
336
00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:06,990
I like half-a-beer Audrey.
337
00:14:08,258 --> 00:14:09,557
Enjoy it.
338
00:14:09,558 --> 00:14:12,229
Full-beer Audrey
might dance on the bar.
339
00:14:14,064 --> 00:14:15,932
Can we get
another round?
340
00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:18,268
What ya thinking?
341
00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:20,303
Hold 'em, blackjack, craps?
342
00:14:20,403 --> 00:14:22,372
Doesn't matter,
whatever you want.
343
00:14:22,472 --> 00:14:24,307
Oh, quit your moping.
344
00:14:24,407 --> 00:14:26,509
I ain't moping, I'm fretting.
345
00:14:27,677 --> 00:14:28,778
What's the difference?
346
00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:30,613
"Moping" is sad about yesterday.
347
00:14:30,713 --> 00:14:32,382
"Fretting" is sad
about tomorrow.
348
00:14:33,483 --> 00:14:34,784
That's heavy.
349
00:14:34,884 --> 00:14:37,085
I just can't help wondering
if this is how my marriage
350
00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,721
is gonna be in 30 years.
351
00:14:38,821 --> 00:14:40,190
If you're lucky.
352
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,324
How is this lucky?
353
00:14:41,424 --> 00:14:43,391
Ah, 30 years is a
good run.
354
00:14:43,392 --> 00:14:45,328
Lot of folks
end up divorced.
355
00:14:45,428 --> 00:14:47,364
Yeah, 'cause they lie
to each other.
356
00:14:48,498 --> 00:14:50,267
Hey, when you been
with someone that long,
357
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,400
it's nice to have
a little secret now and then.
358
00:14:52,401 --> 00:14:54,971
You trying to convince
me or you?
359
00:14:55,072 --> 00:14:56,673
I'm trying to have some fun,
but I got
360
00:14:56,773 --> 00:14:59,376
the world's oldest
teenager dragging me down.
361
00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:03,744
What do you think
Mrs. McAllister's secrets are?
362
00:15:03,745 --> 00:15:05,348
Hey, I don't know.
363
00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:06,649
I don't want to know.
364
00:15:06,783 --> 00:15:09,052
Oh, I bet she's got
some doozies.
365
00:15:09,852 --> 00:15:11,221
Stealing from the store.
366
00:15:11,321 --> 00:15:14,157
Sleepin' with the mailman.
Enough.
367
00:15:14,257 --> 00:15:15,692
You don't like thinking
about that, do ya?
368
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,394
No.
Good.
369
00:15:18,361 --> 00:15:20,363
Okay, careful,
careful, careful.
370
00:15:20,463 --> 00:15:23,032
Hey!
371
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,299
What's wrong with her?
372
00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:26,603
Oh, she had
a couple beers.
373
00:15:26,703 --> 00:15:28,505
I had a couple beers.
374
00:15:29,839 --> 00:15:31,439
And a couple shots.
375
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,476
Tequila!
376
00:15:35,112 --> 00:15:37,180
Is everything okay with CeeCee?
377
00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:38,315
Sound asleep.
378
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,283
Oh, we need to
find you a girl
379
00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:43,720
so you can have
your own babies.
380
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,589
When are you gonna have more?
381
00:15:47,690 --> 00:15:49,559
You're not getting any younger.
382
00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,730
All right, all right,
let's get you to bed.
383
00:15:53,863 --> 00:15:56,065
Ooh. Okay.
384
00:15:56,166 --> 00:15:57,400
Where are my shoes?
385
00:15:57,500 --> 00:15:59,536
That is a wonderful question.
386
00:16:00,703 --> 00:16:01,871
I like those shoes.
387
00:16:01,971 --> 00:16:03,740
Uh-huh.
388
00:16:06,809 --> 00:16:08,809
Where'd you learn to play
blackjack like that?
389
00:16:08,810 --> 00:16:10,613
My meemaw taught me.
390
00:16:11,548 --> 00:16:13,516
Well, that figures.
391
00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:14,884
How much you up?
392
00:16:14,984 --> 00:16:17,387
She also taught me to never
answer that question.
393
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,223
Aw, come on,
I'll tell you how I did.
394
00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:21,489
I watched you play.
395
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:23,023
I know how you did.
396
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,128
Yeah, well...
397
00:16:25,228 --> 00:16:27,197
I'll make it back tomorrow.
398
00:16:27,297 --> 00:16:30,900
Not if you keep hittin' on a 12
when the dealer shows a six.
399
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,236
I had a feeling.
400
00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,474
Oh, this can't be good.
401
00:16:39,776 --> 00:16:40,877
Hello?
402
00:16:40,977 --> 00:16:43,079
Hello, Jim.
403
00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:45,515
Audrey?
404
00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:47,784
Are you convention-ing?
405
00:16:49,852 --> 00:16:52,522
Uh, we were sleeping.
406
00:16:52,622 --> 00:16:53,554
Something wrong?
407
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,957
Shh. You okay?
408
00:16:55,091 --> 00:16:56,259
I'm great.
409
00:16:56,393 --> 00:16:57,725
Really great.
410
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:58,928
Great.
411
00:16:59,028 --> 00:17:00,763
And you're great.
412
00:17:01,964 --> 00:17:03,531
Okay.
What's going on?
413
00:17:03,532 --> 00:17:04,901
I think she's drunk.
414
00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:06,469
Is that Georgie?
415
00:17:06,603 --> 00:17:08,104
Hi, Georgie!
416
00:17:08,205 --> 00:17:09,506
She's drunk.
417
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,442
Me and Mandy went out drinking!
418
00:17:12,542 --> 00:17:15,042
Oh! Well, that sounds fun.
419
00:17:15,043 --> 00:17:17,680
I don't know where my shoes are.
420
00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:20,717
Oh, I'm sure
they'll turn up.
421
00:17:20,817 --> 00:17:22,285
Okay.
422
00:17:22,385 --> 00:17:23,486
Tell Georgie
423
00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,154
I said hi.
424
00:17:26,055 --> 00:17:27,324
Will do.
425
00:17:27,457 --> 00:17:30,126
Good night, sexy man.
426
00:17:30,993 --> 00:17:33,162
Good night...
427
00:17:34,464 --> 00:17:36,032
...you.
428
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:38,435
You think they're onto us?
429
00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,203
Ah, she would've said
something.
430
00:17:40,303 --> 00:17:41,938
All right, well,
I'm gonna turn in.
431
00:17:42,038 --> 00:17:45,308
Sure. Wouldn't want to stay up
too late and have fun.
432
00:17:47,510 --> 00:17:49,444
Mr. McAllister.
Yeah.
433
00:17:49,445 --> 00:17:52,549
No disrespect, but I'm seriously
questioning you as a role model.
434
00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:55,685
That's understandable.
435
00:18:01,991 --> 00:18:03,293
We're back!
436
00:18:03,393 --> 00:18:04,361
Remember
what we talked about.
437
00:18:04,461 --> 00:18:05,362
Got it.
438
00:18:05,462 --> 00:18:06,294
You cool?
439
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:07,364
I'm cool.
All right.
440
00:18:07,464 --> 00:18:08,531
Try smiling.
441
00:18:08,631 --> 00:18:10,367
Hey!
Hey!
442
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:12,800
Hey!
Welcome back.
443
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,269
How was the convention?
444
00:18:14,270 --> 00:18:15,738
Best one yet.
Aw.
Yeah.
445
00:18:15,838 --> 00:18:18,575
Korean sales rep
took us out to a steakhouse.
446
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:20,777
We had steaks.
447
00:18:21,878 --> 00:18:23,246
Yum.
448
00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:25,214
How 'bout you gals?
449
00:18:25,315 --> 00:18:26,349
Sounds like
you had a night.
450
00:18:26,449 --> 00:18:28,148
What do you mean?
451
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,287
Well, you called me
drunk off your ass.
452
00:18:32,054 --> 00:18:33,120
No, I didn't.
453
00:18:33,121 --> 00:18:34,791
Seriously? You don't remember?
454
00:18:34,891 --> 00:18:36,693
Jim, I'd remember
if I called you.
455
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:37,694
Okay.
456
00:18:37,827 --> 00:18:39,161
Okay.
457
00:18:41,498 --> 00:18:42,632
Ever find your shoes?
458
00:18:42,732 --> 00:18:45,268
Oh, my God, I called you.
459
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:47,737
So, I hope
it wasn't all work.
460
00:18:47,837 --> 00:18:48,969
I hope you had a little fun.
461
00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:50,673
Well, you know me.
462
00:18:50,773 --> 00:18:51,874
Work is fun.
463
00:18:51,974 --> 00:18:53,242
Mm.
464
00:18:53,343 --> 00:18:55,343
Here, check it out.
I got you something.
465
00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:56,613
Oh, my God.
466
00:18:56,713 --> 00:18:58,581
Diamond earrings.
Are these real?
467
00:18:58,715 --> 00:19:00,249
'Course they're real.
468
00:19:00,383 --> 00:19:02,483
How can you afford these?
469
00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:04,587
Your dad gave me a raise.
470
00:19:06,889 --> 00:19:08,491
Sure did!
471
00:19:09,726 --> 00:19:11,692
Did you get me
anything, honey?
472
00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,229
Oh, you don't remember?
473
00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:14,995
I told you on the phone I
was gonna get you something.
474
00:19:14,996 --> 00:19:16,533
You told me not to.
475
00:19:18,501 --> 00:19:20,403
You were very firm about it.
476
00:19:21,404 --> 00:19:23,306
Okay, I'm gonna unpack
and hit the shower.
477
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:24,907
Me, too. Missed you
478
00:19:25,007 --> 00:19:27,243
like crazy.
Missed you like crazy.
479
00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:33,750
I got diamonds. You got squat.
480
00:19:42,525 --> 00:19:44,126
Excuse me.
481
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:48,197
Did anyone happen to
find a pair of shoes?
482
00:19:48,297 --> 00:19:50,500
Oh, yeah. Welcome back.
483
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:53,736
Here you go.
484
00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:54,702
Thank you.
485
00:19:54,703 --> 00:19:56,072
Hang on.
486
00:19:57,173 --> 00:19:58,875
You want the bra, too?
487
00:20:04,213 --> 00:20:06,282
That's not mine!
488
00:20:16,092 --> 00:20:19,026
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