1 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,842 ** 2 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,346 HEY, I'M HALLEY. 3 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,482 MY BEST FRIEND AND I-- THAT'S HER, BY THE WAY-- 4 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:15,983 THE CUTE REDHEAD-- 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,585 WE CREATED THIS AWESOME WEBAZINE-- 6 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,220 GEEKLY CHIC. 7 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:21,021 HEY, I'M AVALON. 8 00:00:21,055 --> 00:00:23,391 WE HAD TONS OF FUN WRITING THE ARTICLES, 9 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,559 DOING ALL THE GRAPHICS, EVERYTHING... 10 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:28,696 UNTIL IT ALMOST TURNED US FROM BEST FRIENDS 11 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:32,066 INTO TOTAL ENEMIES. FRENEMIES. 12 00:00:32,100 --> 00:00:34,034 HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND? 13 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:36,704 IT HAPPENED TO US, BUT WE'RE GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES. 14 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,672 IT HAPPENED TO THIS KID AT SCHOOL, TOO. 15 00:00:38,706 --> 00:00:41,875 EXCEPT HIS BEST FRIEND WASN'T EVEN A KID. 16 00:00:57,158 --> 00:01:00,228 Mom: JAKE, TIME FOR BREAKFAST! 17 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,232 ( groaning ) 18 00:01:15,008 --> 00:01:17,511 ( groaning ) 19 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:20,981 ( passes gas ) 20 00:01:21,014 --> 00:01:22,516 OH, MURRAY! THAT REEKS! 21 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:29,290 OH, MAN, LOOK AT THE TIME. HELP ME GET DRESSED. 22 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,666 I'M THINKING OF PAINTING THE DINING ROOM 23 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:41,502 DUSTY ROSE. WHAT DO YOU THINK? 24 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,938 ( belches ) ( belches ) 25 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:47,141 GEE, I'D NEVER KNOW YOU TWO WERE BEST FRIENDS. 26 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:49,810 FINE, I'LL PICK ANOTHER COLOR. 27 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,912 MOM, HAS THE MAIL COME YET? 28 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,982 I KNOW YOU'RE EXPECTING THAT SCIENCE SPACE THINGY FROM N.A.S.A. 29 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,784 IT'S NOT A SCIENCE SPACE THINGY. 30 00:01:56,817 --> 00:01:59,587 IT'S AN AWARD FROM N.A.S.A. FOR OUTSTANDING WORK 31 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:02,156 IN MOLECULAR ASTROPHYSICS. 32 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:08,496 POODLE PINK. IT'S LIKE THIS DOG CAN READ! 33 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,863 HE CAN. 34 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:17,338 MURRAY, AS MUCH AS I WANT YOU TO COME TO SCHOOL WITH ME, 35 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,806 YOU KNOW DOGS AREN'T ALLOWED. 36 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:22,610 HEY, THERE'S THE MAILMAN! 37 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:24,612 GO RECYCLE THE JUNK MAIL! 38 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,214 GO GREEN! 39 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,755 I GUESS THE MAIL'S HERE. 40 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:41,995 ( barks ) 41 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:45,032 I WISH YOU COULD DO THAT TO MY PARKING TICKETS. 42 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:56,344 ALTERNATIVE ENERGY RESOURCES. 43 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,845 CAN ANYONE HERE NAME SOME-- 44 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:00,047 BESIDES JAKE? 45 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:03,851 WAKE UP, PEOPLE. I'M TALKING ABOUT SOLAR POWER, 46 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,886 WIND POWER. 47 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:08,822 FOR YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENT, I WANT YOU TO PARTNER UP 48 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:12,059 AND CREATE YOUR OWN PERSONAL ENERGY SOURCE. 49 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:15,529 HEY, OWEN, WANT TO DO THIS PROJECT TOGETHER? 50 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:18,031 CAN'T, MAN. I'M DOING IT WITH JAKE. 51 00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:21,101 FORGET IT, DUDE. LAST TIME WE WORKED TOGETHER, 52 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:23,203 I DID ALL THE WORK, AND YOU SAT ON YOUR BUTT. 53 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:25,406 I SAT IN WONDERMENT OF YOUR TALENT. 54 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:27,241 YOUR BRILLIANCE RENDERED ME INCAPABLE 55 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:28,709 OF MOVING MY LEGS. 56 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,911 NOT HAPPENING, OWEN. 57 00:03:30,944 --> 00:03:34,548 OKAY, FOLKS, YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS TO FINISH YOUR PROJECTS. 58 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:38,218 SO, PAIR UP AND USE YOUR INGENUITY! HA HA! 59 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:40,220 WAKE UP, EISENBLATT! 60 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,889 HUH! 61 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,591 HEH. 62 00:03:46,594 --> 00:03:49,129 HEY, JAKE. 63 00:03:50,664 --> 00:03:53,567 YOU--ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 64 00:03:53,601 --> 00:03:55,369 ISN'T YOUR NAME JAKE? 65 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:58,105 YEAH. YEAH, I JUST DIDN'T THINK YOU KNEW THAT. 66 00:03:58,138 --> 00:04:01,875 CHECK IT OUT. JULIANNE'S ACTUALLY TALKING TO JAKE. 67 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:03,877 BOY, IT'S ALWAYS SO DIFFICULT 68 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,714 FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON TO PARTNER WITH ON THESE PROJECTS. 69 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:10,484 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I JUST HATE DOING ALL THE WORK. 70 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:13,287 THAT HAPPENS TO YOU, TOO? 71 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:16,223 PEOPLE WHO USE PEOPLE ARE TOTALLY LAME. 72 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,591 TOTALLY. 73 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:24,064 SO, UM...MAYBE YOU AND I SHOULD TEAM UP. 74 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:25,899 OR IS THAT TOTALLY LAME, TOO? 75 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:29,169 NO! THAT'S TOTALLY COOL. 76 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:31,472 COOL. 77 00:04:31,505 --> 00:04:34,308 AWESOME. SO, WHY DON'T I COME BY YOUR HOUSE AFTER SCHOOL 78 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:37,445 AND WE CAN GET STARTED ON OUR PROJECT TOGETHER? 79 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:41,949 DAWG, SHE IS SO INTO YOU. 80 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:43,951 NAH, IT'S JUST SCIENCE. 81 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,686 IT'S MORE LIKE CHEMISTRY. 82 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,521 ( laughter ) 83 00:04:49,557 --> 00:04:52,326 MURRAY, I HAVE SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET. 84 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,127 THIS IS JULIANNE. 85 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,129 OH. HEH! 86 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,499 HOW CUTE. 87 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:01,001 HE WANTS YOU TO SHAKE IT. 88 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,202 ( groans ) 89 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,171 EVEN CUTER. HEH. 90 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:08,642 HERE. IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 91 00:05:08,676 --> 00:05:10,778 EWW. 92 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,312 ( cell phone ringing ) 93 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,348 OH. HMM. 94 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,316 GOTTA TAKE THIS. 95 00:05:16,350 --> 00:05:18,085 DON'T GO AWAY. 96 00:05:21,088 --> 00:05:22,456 WHAT UP? 97 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,857 WHERE ARE YOU? 98 00:05:23,891 --> 00:05:25,726 YOU DUCKED OUT OF SCHOOL SO FAST. 99 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:28,128 IS THERE A SALE GOING ON THAT WE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 100 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:30,631 HEH. I'M AT JAKE LOGAN'S HOUSE. 101 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,366 SHE'S AT JAKE LOGAN'S HOUSE. 102 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:34,502 THERE'S A SALE AT JAKE LOGAN'S HOUSE? 103 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,336 NO, I'M USING THIS NERD 104 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:39,239 TO GET MYSELF A NICE GRADE IN SCIENCE. 105 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:42,209 OH. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 106 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,911 'CAUSE I'M SMARTER THAN YOU. 107 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:45,679 AND I KNOW I NEED TO GET SOMEONE 108 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:47,214 EVEN SMARTER THAN ME. 109 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,849 Jake: JULIANNE, CHECK THIS OUT. 110 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,518 YOU CAN HARNESS ENERGY FROM COW POOP. 111 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,919 Julianne: FASCINATING! 112 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,521 I HAVE TO GO LOOK AT COW POOP. 113 00:05:53,554 --> 00:05:55,556 UHH, THIS BETTER GET ME AN "A". 114 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:57,525 ( growling ) 115 00:05:57,558 --> 00:05:59,359 ( hisses ) 116 00:05:59,393 --> 00:06:02,596 Jake: JULIANNE, I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING. 117 00:06:02,630 --> 00:06:05,499 ( groans ) 118 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:07,668 GRAB A CHAIR. 119 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,837 SO, THE COW POOP IS KIND OF SMELLY. 120 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,172 I WAS THINKING INSTEAD WE COULD MAKE A WIND TURBINE 121 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,207 THAT IGNITES AN ELECTRICAL SPARK. 122 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:18,278 MURRAY, COME ON, THAT'S JULIANNE'S CHAIR. 123 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:21,415 ISN'T MY DOG SMART? FRIGHTENINGLY-- 124 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:24,918 LIKE SOME TRAINED DOG THEY USE IN THE MOVIES. 125 00:06:24,952 --> 00:06:27,087 ( groans ) 126 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:29,590 NOW, SCRAM, EINSTEIN. ( groans ) 127 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,593 WE HAVE A PROJECT TO DO. 128 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,361 Mom: JAKE? 129 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,096 ( whining ) 130 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:37,631 MURRAY, CHEER UP. 131 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:39,533 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOST YOUR BEST FRIEND. 132 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,769 JAKE? 133 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,637 HEY, MOM. WHAT'S UP? 134 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:46,474 GUESS WHAT JUST CAME, SPECIAL DELIVERY? 135 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:48,442 SERIOUS? 136 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:55,282 N.A.S.A. 137 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,317 I AM SO PROUD OF YOU. 138 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,787 OH! 139 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,489 WHAT'D I MISS? 140 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:03,924 I GOT A CERTIFICATE FROM N.A.S.A. 141 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,425 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 142 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,160 OH. HEH. LIKE A GIFT CERTIFICATE? 143 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,662 HOW MUCH? 144 00:07:08,696 --> 00:07:11,331 HI. I'M JULIANNE. 145 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,667 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, JULIANNE. 146 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,836 WHAT ARE YOU PAINTING? 147 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,270 OH. HA HA! THE DEN. 148 00:07:17,304 --> 00:07:19,507 I LOVE THAT SHADE OF PINK. 149 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:21,008 MATCHES MY LIP GLOSS. 150 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,644 DON'T YOU THINK SO, JAKEY? 151 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,978 JAKEY? 152 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,814 MOM, DON'T YOU HAVE 153 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,982 A SECOND COAT TO PAINT OR SOMETHING? 154 00:07:29,016 --> 00:07:31,184 RIGHT. YES, A SECOND COAT. 155 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,087 OH, HEY, WHY IS MURRAY IN THE HALL? 156 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:37,491 HE'S BEEN ACTING UP. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH HIM. 157 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:39,527 NOTHING A BREATH MINT WOULDN'T CURE. 158 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,202 ( kiss ) 159 00:07:49,236 --> 00:07:51,204 ( growling ) 160 00:07:51,238 --> 00:07:52,940 YOU WANT THE BALL, MURRAY? YOU WANT THE BALL? 161 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:55,709 OKAY, GO GET IT, BUDDY! ( barks ) 162 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:07,187 THAT'S BEYONCE-- MURRAY'S GIRLFRIEND. 163 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,691 HEY! HEY, NO SNIFFING! BE A GENTLEMAN! 164 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:17,197 HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO BE IN THIS SMELLY PARK? 165 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,200 I HOPE THIS MUD DOESN'T RUIN MY SHOES. 166 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,369 THIS IS MUD, ISN'T IT? 167 00:08:22,402 --> 00:08:26,006 JULIANNE, DOGS NEED EXERCISE. 168 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,875 SO, HOW'S THE RESEARCH COMING? 169 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,477 ANY GOOD ARTICLES WE CAN USE? 170 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,547 OH, TONS. ESPADRILLES ARE BACK. 171 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,017 YOU WANT TO GO TOSS THE BALL FOR MURRAY? 172 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:40,220 MURRAY! COME HERE, BUDDY. COME ON, MURRAY. 173 00:08:42,255 --> 00:08:46,059 UHH! THIS DRESS IS 50% SILK! 174 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,428 NOW IT'S 10% SLIME! 175 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:50,530 YOU WANT TO PLAY, DOGGY? 176 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:53,100 ( barking ) LET'S PLAY. 177 00:08:59,406 --> 00:09:01,474 THAT'S A TOSS? 178 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,948 HI THERE. 179 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,783 AW, HEY, CUTIE. 180 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:12,953 IS THIS YOURS? WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 181 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:15,222 MURRAY. 182 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:18,959 MURRAY. YES, YOU'RE SO CUTE. 183 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:22,129 WHOEVER YOUR OWNER IS, I'M TOTALLY JEALOUS. 184 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:25,465 ( laughs ) AWW. 185 00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:28,368 SO, JAKEY, I WAS THINKING-- 186 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,270 MAYBE IT'D BE BETTER FOR YOU 187 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,773 TO FINISH THE PROJECT WITHOUT ME. 188 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:35,776 WAIT. SO, YOU WANT ME TO DO ALL THE WORK? 189 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,278 NO! HEH! NO, I WANT TO HELP. 190 00:09:38,311 --> 00:09:40,547 IT'S JUST THAT-- 191 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,216 I'M SO EMBARRASSED TO EVEN SAY THIS TO YOU, JAKEY-- 192 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:47,087 BUT I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT WHEN I'M AROUND YOU. 193 00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:49,990 REALLY? 194 00:09:50,023 --> 00:09:53,627 UH-HUH. YOU'RE JUST SO DARN CUTE. 195 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:56,664 BUT...I BET YOU ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 196 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:59,566 RIGHT? YOUR OWN LITTLE POODLE. 197 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:03,637 ACTUALLY, UH, AT THE MOMENT, I DON'T HAVE A POODLE. 198 00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,472 I MEAN GIRLFRIEND. 199 00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,340 WELL... 200 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:10,110 THEN TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY. 201 00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:12,512 ( laughs ) 202 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,682 WHOA, JULIANNE-- CHECK OUT MURRAY. 203 00:10:19,486 --> 00:10:21,321 WHOA, LOOK AT THAT. 204 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:24,792 ( laughs ) COME HERE, BUDDY. 205 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:27,294 COME ON, MURRAY. ( laughs ) 206 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,130 YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE THE COOLEST DOG IN THE WORLD. 207 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,132 I KNOW, RIGHT? 208 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,834 HEY, THANKS FOR BRINGING HIM BACK. 209 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:36,970 NO PROBLEM. I'M SAVANNAH. 210 00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:39,172 I'M JAKE. 211 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,540 I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND SCHOOL. 212 00:10:40,573 --> 00:10:42,142 ARE YOU, LIKE, A SCIENCE WHIZ? 213 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,877 YES, HE IS, AND HE JUST HAPPENS 214 00:10:43,911 --> 00:10:45,345 TO BE MY NEW BOYFRIEND. 215 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,546 SO, THANKS FOR THE DOG, 216 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,181 AND BYE-BYE. GET LOST. 217 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:50,050 HEH. OKAY. 218 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:52,753 BYE, MURRAY. 219 00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,301 SAVANNAH SEEMS COOL. 220 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,803 LIKE TONY HAWK. 221 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,504 ONLY PRETTIER. 222 00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:15,008 MORE LIKE TONY GAWK, IF YOU ASK ME. 223 00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,810 WELL, I GOTTA GO. 224 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,046 MANI-PEDI TIME. 225 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,215 GOTTA LOOK PRETTY FOR WHEN WE "HAND" IN OUR PROJECT. 226 00:11:22,249 --> 00:11:24,818 ( both laugh ) GET IT? 227 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,219 ( groans ) 228 00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,023 STAY OUT OF MY WAY, DOGGO. 229 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:31,691 BYE, DOGGIE. ( sneezes ) 230 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,527 OHH! UHH! 231 00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,465 ( barks ) 232 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:43,136 Mom: JAKE, TIME FOR BREAKFAST! 233 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:52,579 JULIANNE, THAT TICKLES. STOP IT. 234 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:57,417 YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR SCHOOL! 235 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,987 ( passes gas ) OHH! 236 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,525 WHOA. I GOTTA GET DRESSED. 237 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,961 GOTTA LOOK GOOD FOR JULIANNE. 238 00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:19,639 WELL! LOOK AT YOU. 239 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,674 ( whimpers ) 240 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,978 IS THAT MY SCARF? 241 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:29,082 NO. NO, NO, NO. THIS IS A GUY'S SCARF. 242 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,084 THEY MAKE GUYS' SCARVES? 243 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:33,320 FORGET IT. I GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL. 244 00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,823 WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT ABOUT BREAKFAST? 245 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:38,591 YOU AND MURRAY ALWAYS EAT TOGETHER. 246 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:41,094 MOM, JULIANNE IS WAITING. 247 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,030 ( Murray barks ) 248 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:46,666 ( groans ) 249 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,836 ( whining ) 250 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,503 RECYCLE THE JUNK MAIL. 251 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,943 WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT FROM JULIANNE? 252 00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:57,878 MURRAY, DROP IT! DROP IT! 253 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,650 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO DROP IT IN THERE. 254 00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,318 ( whimpers ) 255 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,786 DUMB DOG. 256 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,870 DUDE, YOU LOOK SO DUDED-UP. 257 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,771 TOTALLY CRACKIN', IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 258 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,673 YEAH, STILL NOT DOING YOUR PROJECT, GUYS. 259 00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:28,375 COME ON, MAN. 260 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,880 I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF. 261 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,647 FASHION INTERVENTION! 262 00:13:37,717 --> 00:13:40,487 SO, HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON SCARVES? 263 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,322 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 264 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:43,891 SERIOUS FASHION FAUX PAS. 265 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,658 THAT'S FRENCH FOR "LOSE THE SCARF." 266 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,660 EVEN ZAC EFRON ISN'T ROCKING IT ANYMORE. 267 00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,863 BUT I SAW HIM IN A MAGAZINE. 268 00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,198 WAS IT IN YOUR DENTIST'S OFFICE? 269 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:53,000 THOSE ARE NEVER UP TO DATE. 270 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,834 OH, MAN. 271 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,870 I WAS TRYING TO LOOK GOOD FOR MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. 272 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,538 WHOA, BACK UP. 273 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,707 JULIANNE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND? FOR REALS? 274 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,842 YES. FOR REALS. 275 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,577 WELL, IF YOU WANT TO DATE HER, 276 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,346 THEN WE GOTTA UPDATE YOU. 277 00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,715 COLLAR DOWN, UN-TUCK THE TUCK, 278 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:11,718 LOSE THE SCARF, FAKE EARRING OUT-- OW! 279 00:14:11,751 --> 00:14:14,054 FLUFF THE HAIR. VOILA. 280 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,923 OH. 281 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,324 ( snaps photo ) 282 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,426 HOW CUTE IS THAT? 283 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:22,362 CUTE ENOUGH TO PUT ONLINE? 284 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,763 ( both shriek ) 285 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:25,432 COME ON, LET'S GO. 286 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,869 DO YOU KNOW THOSE GIRLS? 287 00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,039 NO. ME, NEITHER. 288 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:33,606 OH! JAKEY! 289 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:36,576 YOU LOOK SO...FLY. 290 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,411 AS MUCH AS I'D LOVE TO SHOW YOU OFF, 291 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,180 SOMEBODY HAS A PROJECT TO FINISH. 292 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,015 SO...TIME TO FLY. 293 00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:43,951 HEH HEH. "JAKEY". 294 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,552 IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SCARF. 295 00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,354 ( laughs ) OH, YEAH. 296 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,022 ( Murray barking ) 297 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,624 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D VALUE A DOG'S OPINION, 298 00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:56,463 BUT, MURRAY, I THINK THIS COLOR LOOKS REALLY GOOD. 299 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,465 MOM, I'M HOME! 300 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:00,733 JULIANNE AND I ARE GONNA WORK IN MY ROOM. 301 00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,102 OKAY, HONEY. 302 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,706 AREN'T YOU GONNA GO WITH JAKE? 303 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,942 NO? OKAY. 304 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,810 WELL, YOU CAN HELP ME PAINT. 305 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:12,946 ( sighs ) 306 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:15,148 OKAY, WHERE'S THAT OTHER CAN OF PAINT? 307 00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:17,584 ( whines ) 308 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,655 WHAT THE-- 309 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:26,059 NO. NO WAY. THERE IS NO WAY MURRAY DID THIS. 310 00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,961 THIS WAS A LOVE LETTER! 311 00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:29,729 NOT A LIVER TREAT! 312 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,331 I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. 313 00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,766 HE LIKES TO TAKE OUT THE JUNK MAIL. 314 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,037 NOT THAT THAT IS JUNK. 315 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,574 OH. 316 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,344 THANK GOODNESS I TAPED UP MY N.A.S.A. AWARD. 317 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,346 I HAVE GOT TO GET THIS THING FRAMED. 318 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,982 NO, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET RID OF THAT DOG. 319 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,784 HE'S JUST A BIG, HAIRY DISASTER WAITING TO HAPPEN. 320 00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:54,521 I THINK HE WAS JUST LOOKING FOR SOME ATTENTION. 321 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,489 WELL, THAT MAKES TWO OF US. 322 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,692 OH, MY SKIRT! 323 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,628 POODLE PINK? 324 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,996 MURRAY! 325 00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:04,497 LOOK AT WHAT HE DID! 326 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:05,999 YOU BETTER SEND HIM TO THE POUND 327 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,500 BEFORE I POUND HIM! 328 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,169 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT. 329 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,470 NOT REALLY, BUT... 330 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,139 I'M GONNA GO YELL AT HIM. 331 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,877 IF YOU WON'T GET RID OF THAT MUTT, 332 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,512 I WILL. 333 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,167 THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DOGGO. 334 00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,687 HEY, MURRAY, WHAT YOU GOT THERE? 335 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,690 HEY, THAT'S MY-- MURRAY, NO! NO! 336 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,125 ( flushes ) 337 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,730 ( gasps ) 338 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,133 WHY WOULD MURRAY DO THAT? 339 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,404 THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE! 340 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,972 YOU'RE THE WORST DOG! I HATE YOU! GET OUT OF HERE! 341 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,042 GET OUT! 342 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,647 ( whimpers ) 343 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,052 ** 344 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,471 MURRAY? 345 00:17:56,176 --> 00:17:58,578 MURRAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 346 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,147 ARE YOU LOST? 347 00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,415 HERE, COME HOME WITH ME. 348 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,651 ( barks ) 349 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,519 COME HERE, BUDDY. 350 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,572 I'VE LOOKED ALL OVER THE HOUSE. 351 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,006 I DON'T THINK THAT MURRAY'S HIDING. 352 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:30,009 I THINK HE RAN AWAY. 353 00:18:30,042 --> 00:18:31,644 JAKE, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD AT HIM, 354 00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:33,680 BUT HE'S STILL YOUR BEST FRIEND. 355 00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,317 MOM, WE WERE BEST FRIENDS. 356 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,152 NOW WE'RE ENEMIES. 357 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,488 FRENEMIES. 358 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,456 PRECISELY. 359 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,594 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 360 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,128 I NEED TO FINISH THIS PROJECT. 361 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:54,367 WHERE'S JULIANNE? I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE PARTNERS. 362 00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,341 YOU'RE DOING THIS WHOLE PROJECT BY YOURSELF, AREN'T YOU? 363 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,843 MOM, THAT'S JUST WHAT A GUY DOES FOR HIS GIRLFRIEND. 364 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,512 REALLY? 365 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,416 YOU THINK MURRAY WILL COME BACK? 366 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,353 I DON'T KNOW. I GUESS IT DEPENDS 367 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,688 ON WHAT GUYS DO FOR THEIR DOGS. 368 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:26,566 JAKE LOGAN, PRESIDENT OF THE SCIENCE CLUB. 369 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,235 FOUND HIM. 370 00:19:31,238 --> 00:19:33,573 WHAT, YOU THINK I MARKED THIS PAGE 371 00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,508 'CAUSE I LIKE JAKE? 372 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,044 NUH-UH. 373 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,413 FINE, I SORT OF HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM. 374 00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:42,849 BUT HE'S NEVER GONNA FEEL THE SAME WAY, SO WHO CARES? 375 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:46,986 PLUS, HE ALREADY HAS A GIRLFRIEND-- 376 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,389 JULIANNE. ( whines ) 377 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,057 ( laughs ) 378 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:53,125 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT WE GET YOU HOME. 379 00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,697 MURRAY, GIVE THAT BACK! 380 00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:01,033 DON'T YOU WANT TO GET FOUND? 381 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,770 GUESS NOT. 382 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,545 I'M GONNA BE LATE. 383 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,947 MURRAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE... 384 00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:17,216 ME? 385 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:29,262 ( school bell rings ) 386 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,799 SO, LEONARD, HOW'S MY REPORT 387 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:34,467 ON SCARLET'S SWEATER? 388 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,536 IT'S CALLED THE SCARLET LETTER. 389 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,371 I LIKE MINE BETTER. 390 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,273 IT'S REALLY A THOUGHT-PROVOKING BOOK. 391 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,375 I ARGUE THAT HESTER PRYNNE IS ACTUALLY-- 392 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:46,679 WHATEVS, LEONARD. YOU ARE SO THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER. 393 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,952 I THOUGHT JAKE WAS HER BOYFRIEND. 394 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,273 IS IT READY? 395 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,312 YES! HA! 396 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:20,880 ( squeals ) 397 00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:26,853 TWO BOYFRIENDS, PLUS JAKE? THAT' DISGUSTING. 398 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,021 AND SLIGHTLY IMPRESSIVE. 399 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,030 ( whimpers ) 400 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,001 ( barks ) 401 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,511 YES, YOU DID. NO, I DIDN'T. 402 00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,746 HEY, ISN'T THAT MURRAY? 403 00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:02,855 MISSING SOMETHING? 404 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,323 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 405 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:05,958 IT WAS TAPED TO YOUR LOCKER. 406 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,326 WHO'S SAVANNAH? WHY DOES SHE HAVE MURRAY? 407 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:08,695 HE, UH-- 408 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:10,497 HE SORT OF GOT LOOSE. 409 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:15,502 LOOK, THE TRUTH IS, HE RAN AWAY...FROM ME. 410 00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,137 BUT MURRAY'S YOUR BEST BUD. HE WOULDN'T DO THAT. 411 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,039 I WAS SPENDING ALL MY TIME WITH JULIANNE 412 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,308 AND IGNORING HIM, SO HE STARTED ACTING UP. 413 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,477 I FEEL YOU, MURRAY. 414 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:27,380 THEN HE TRIED TO FLUSH MY N.A.S.A. AWARD DOWN THE TOILET. 415 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,148 I WAS PRETTY ROUGH ON HIM. 416 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,250 DUDE, MURRAY WOULD NEVER TRASH SOMETHING 417 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,919 IF HE KNEW IT WAS IMPORTANT. 418 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,588 THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAID. 419 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,690 WAIT A MINUTE. 420 00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:41,828 WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S IT. 421 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,763 THAT'S WHY I SMELLED PERFUME ON MY AWARD. 422 00:22:43,796 --> 00:22:45,665 JULIANNE MUST'VE SPRAYED SOME ON, 423 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,500 KNOWING THAT WHEN MURRAY SMELLED IT, 424 00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,001 HE'D THINK IT WAS ANOTHER LOVE LETTER FROM HER 425 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,336 AND TRASH IT. 426 00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:51,938 DUDE, I HATE TO TELL YOU... 427 00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,040 BUT YOUR DOG WAS FRAMED BY YOUR GIRLFRIEND. 428 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,175 YOUR DOG WAS DOGGED. 429 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,511 I CANNOT BELIEVE SHE DID THIS TO ME. 430 00:22:58,545 --> 00:23:01,213 AND I WAS DISSING YOU TWO FOR HER. 431 00:23:01,247 --> 00:23:04,517 THE NEXT TIME I SEE HER FACE, SHE'D BETTER WATCH OUT. 432 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,085 HEY, JAKEY. 433 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:08,421 HEY, JULIANNE. 434 00:23:08,455 --> 00:23:11,257 AS SOON AS JAKE COMES BACK TO EARTH, 435 00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:12,925 HE'S SO BLOWING YOU OFF. 436 00:23:12,959 --> 00:23:14,927 YEAH. REVENGE OF THE MUTT. 437 00:23:14,961 --> 00:23:17,864 MURRAY? I LOVE MURRAY. 438 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,699 I'M HEARTBROKEN THAT HE RAN AWAY 439 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,468 AND IS NEVER COMING BACK. 440 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,135 HOPEFULLY. 441 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:25,838 HOPEFULLY? 442 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,310 YOU USED ME, JULIANNE. 443 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,279 AND I WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE IT, 444 00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,914 BUT MY DOG DID. 445 00:23:34,947 --> 00:23:36,749 AND THAT'S WHY YOU WANTED TO GET RID OF HIM. 446 00:23:36,783 --> 00:23:38,818 COME ON, GUYS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 447 00:23:38,851 --> 00:23:40,487 AFTER YOU, JAKEY. 448 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,490 I MEAN JAKE. 449 00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,992 ( school bell rings ) 450 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:50,663 JAKE! ME USING YOU? 451 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:54,667 THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 452 00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,969 YOU DID FINISH OUR PROJECT, THOUGH, RIGHT? 453 00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:03,910 JAKEY! YOU ARE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER! 454 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,344 YEAH, THE BEST OUT OF THREE. 455 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:10,316 HEH. NORM. LEONARD. 456 00:24:10,349 --> 00:24:12,519 I COULD TOTALLY EXPLAIN THIS WHOLE THING. 457 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:14,587 WELL... 458 00:24:14,621 --> 00:24:17,356 I CAN'T WHEN YOU'RE STARING AT ME LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG. 459 00:24:17,389 --> 00:24:18,958 DUH. 460 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,766 YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER, DON'T YOU-- 461 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,601 PUNKING ME LIKE THAT? 462 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:31,270 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB. 463 00:24:31,303 --> 00:24:33,172 WELL, THIS LITTLE STUNT OF YOURS 464 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,174 MAY HAVE COST ME SOME As, 465 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:39,546 BUT IF YOU THINK IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU ANY MORE POPULAR, WRONG! 466 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:43,182 YOU WILL ALWAYS BE WEIRD. 467 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:44,517 WELL, I THINK SAVANNAH'S AWESOME. 468 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,185 YEAH, LIKE HE SAID. 469 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,720 SERIOUSLY? 470 00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,522 YEAH. 471 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:53,159 JULIANNE... 472 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,694 THIS SCIENCE PROJECT IS DONE. 473 00:24:54,727 --> 00:24:56,395 SO ARE WE. 474 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,164 WE'RE DONE... 475 00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:00,332 JUST AS SOON AS YOU HAND ME THAT PROJECT... 476 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:01,868 PARTNER. 477 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,836 JAKE, NO! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT. 478 00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:07,607 I'M WAITING...JAKEY. 479 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,843 YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THIS? 480 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:14,346 I CAN ALWAYS GET ANOTHER "A". 481 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,683 AND MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL GET ANOTHER GIRLFRIEND, BUT... 482 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:19,318 AFTER THE WAY I TREATED MURRAY, 483 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:21,387 I MAY NEVER GET MY BEST FRIEND BACK. 484 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:24,891 AND HE'S WORTH MORE THAN ANYTHING. 485 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:26,358 ( scoffs ) WHATEVS. 486 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:29,028 ( barks ) AAH! 487 00:25:29,061 --> 00:25:30,529 MURRAY! 488 00:25:30,563 --> 00:25:32,832 THE PROJECT! 489 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:34,500 WHOA! HA HA! 490 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,103 OH, NO, HE'S GONNA-- 491 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:40,372 ( laughter ) 492 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:42,709 OOH! BAD DOG! 493 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,043 ( growling ) 494 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,778 DID I SAY, "BAD DOG"? 495 00:25:45,812 --> 00:25:47,580 I MEANT, "GOOD DOGGY!" 496 00:25:47,614 --> 00:25:50,449 ( barks ) GOOD--GOOD DOGGY. 497 00:25:50,482 --> 00:25:52,084 YEAH. 498 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:54,286 ( barks ) AAH! 499 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:55,855 ( barks ) 500 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,724 AAH! AAH! 501 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,859 ( barks ) 502 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,894 MURRAY. 503 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,529 MAN, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU. 504 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,698 AND I PROMISE, IF YOU COME HOME WITH ME, 505 00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:08,968 IT'S JUST YOU AND ME, BUDDY-- NO GIRLS... 506 00:26:09,001 --> 00:26:10,670 EVER AGAIN. 507 00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:16,776 SO...GUESS I'LL JUST BE GOING. 508 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,011 MAYBE I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS AT THE DOG PARK. 509 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,214 I'LL MISS YOU, MURRAY. 510 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:23,616 COME VISIT ME, OKAY? 511 00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:25,752 DEFINITELY. 512 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,391 ( growling ) 513 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,726 YOU HATE THE SCARF, TOO, HUH? 514 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,361 ( laughs ) 515 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,998 Halley: I'M SO GLAD JAKE DIDN'T LET JULIANNE 516 00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:41,167 COME BETWEEN HIM AND HIS POOCH. 517 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,670 Avalon: WHAT DO THEY SAY? A DOG'S A BOY'S BEST FRIEND? 518 00:26:43,703 --> 00:26:47,173 HALLEY AND I PUT JAKE'S STORY ON OUR WEBAZINE GEEKLY CHIC 519 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:50,276 BECAUSE IT ALMOST TURNED US INTO FRENEMIES ONCE. 520 00:26:50,309 --> 00:26:52,278 I WAS AT HOME, FINISHING UP AN EMAIL, 521 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,346 WHEN IT ALL STARTED. 522 00:26:57,650 --> 00:27:01,654 HALLEY BRANDON, YOU ARE AN AWESOME WRITER. 523 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:04,657 TOO BAD THE REST OF THE WORLD HASN'T GOTTEN THE MEMO. 524 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,561 ( sighs ) 525 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,507 ( dialing ) 526 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,776 HELLO? IT'S FINISHED. 527 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,045 IT'S PERFECT. AND IT'S SENT. 528 00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,480 AAH! AAH! 529 00:27:28,514 --> 00:27:31,383 I'M SO EXCITED. I AM SO EXCITED. 530 00:27:31,417 --> 00:27:33,686 WHEN BURNS PUBLICATIONS OPENS THAT LINK 531 00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:35,654 TO OUR WEBAZINE GEEKLY CHIC, 532 00:27:35,688 --> 00:27:38,024 THEY ARE SO GOING TO WANT TO BE IN BUSINESS WITH US. 533 00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,893 I KNOW. I MEAN, BETWEEN YOUR FASHION TIPS 534 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:43,562 AND MY ARTICLES, HOW COULD THEY NOT? 535 00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:46,165 SPEAKING OF FASHION TIPS, SHADE UP, GIRL. 536 00:27:49,535 --> 00:27:53,305 OKAY, SO, AM I WORKING THIS REFEREE LOOK? 537 00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:55,574 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 538 00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:57,844 TOUCHDOWN! THANK YOU. 539 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,511 OH, AND SCORE WITH THAT BELT, TOO. 540 00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,213 KENDALL'S? YEP. 541 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:02,849 LIKE HE EVER WEARS IT. 542 00:28:02,882 --> 00:28:05,184 MY BROTHER'S PANTS FALL OFF HIS BUTT SO LOW, 543 00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:07,253 I'M FORCED TO LOOK AT HIS BOXER SHORTS 544 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:08,921 WITH SMILEY FACES ON THEM. 545 00:28:08,955 --> 00:28:10,522 HOW IS THAT POSSIBLY ATTRACTIVE? 546 00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:12,658 IT'S NOT. ALTHOUGH... 547 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,061 IT DOES MAKE IT WAY EASIER FOR YOU TO GIVE HIM A WEDGIE. 548 00:28:15,094 --> 00:28:17,263 ( laughs ) ( call waiting beeps ) 549 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:20,566 OKAY, WE GOTTA GO. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. SHADE DOWN! 550 00:28:20,599 --> 00:28:23,235 WERE YOU AND AVALON JUST TALKING ABOUT ME? 551 00:28:23,269 --> 00:28:24,771 YEAH, WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING 552 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:27,173 HOW YOU SERIOUSLY ROCK THOSE PANTS. 553 00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,108 RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 554 00:28:29,141 --> 00:28:31,177 COULD YOU DRIVE US TO SCHOOL? NO. 555 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,711 HEY, IS THAT MY BELT? 556 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,415 I'LL PAY FOR BELT RENTAL. 557 00:28:36,448 --> 00:28:38,684 RENT-A-BELT. I LIKE IT. 558 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:40,753 BUT I'M NOT WAITING. 559 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:42,855 WAIT! 560 00:28:42,889 --> 00:28:45,691 WAIT! 561 00:28:45,724 --> 00:28:47,860 I'M IN REALLY, REALLY TALL HEELS! 562 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:50,329 COME ON! I'M TRYING! I'M IN TALL HEELS! 563 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:59,471 Female G.P.S. voice: TURN RIGHT ON ADDISON. 564 00:28:59,505 --> 00:29:02,608 BABY, COULD YOU REPEAT THAT LAST DIRECTION FOR ME...SLOWLY? 565 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:04,710 TURN RIGHT ON ADDISON. 566 00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:08,147 UH, KENDALL, WHY DO YOU NEED A G.P.S. SYSTEM? 567 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:11,150 YOU'RE A SENIOR. YOU KNOW HOW TO GET TO SCHOOL. 568 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:13,152 HE'S IN LOVE WITH HER VOICE. 569 00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,553 I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH HER VOICE. 570 00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:16,255 "YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE, KENDALL. 571 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,057 "I HATE SMILEY-FACE UNDERWEAR. 572 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,492 RECALCULATING. RECALCULATING." 573 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,829 ( both laugh ) YOU GUYS CAN LAUGH ALL YOU WANT. 574 00:29:22,862 --> 00:29:25,564 BUT THIS G.P.S. CAN BE PROGRAMMED TO SPEAK IN 12 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. 575 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,233 IT CAN EVEN GIVE DIRECTIONS IN URDU. 576 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,902 "URDU? I HARDLY KNOW YOU." 577 00:29:29,936 --> 00:29:31,537 ( both laugh ) 578 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,247 SO, ANYTHING FROM BURNS PUBLICATIONS YET? 579 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,016 NOT YET, BUT WE HAVE BEEN TALKING FOR, LIKE, THREE SECONDS, 580 00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,818 SO I'LL CHECK AGAIN. OKAY. 581 00:29:45,852 --> 00:29:47,519 WELL, IF IT ISN'T TWEEDLE-GEEK 582 00:29:47,553 --> 00:29:49,688 AND TWEEDLE-CHIC. 583 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:52,191 WELL, UH, HELLO, WALKER. 584 00:29:52,224 --> 00:29:55,828 WAIT, WHAT'S TODAY-- BRING-YOUR-LAME-POSSE- TO-WORK DAY? 585 00:29:55,862 --> 00:29:57,496 FUNNY. HERE YOU GO. 586 00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:59,498 UM, WAIT. 587 00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:01,834 WHAT IS THIS? WE PAID FOR AN AD 588 00:30:01,868 --> 00:30:04,036 FOR GEEKLY CHIC IN THE SCHOOL PAPER. 589 00:30:04,070 --> 00:30:05,938 YES, AND, AS SENIOR EDITOR OF THAT SCHOOL PAPER, 590 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:08,107 I HAVE A STANDARD OF QUALITY TO UPHOLD. 591 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:12,178 BUT--BUT, WALKER, KIDS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT OUR WEBSITE. 592 00:30:12,211 --> 00:30:14,346 HAVE YOU EVEN READ IT? 593 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:17,316 IT'S FULL OF STIMULATING AND SUPERBLY WRITTEN ARTICLES. 594 00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:18,817 YEAH, NOT TO MENTION THE LATEST FASHION TRENDS, 595 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:20,352 LIKE YOUR SWEATER. 596 00:30:20,386 --> 00:30:24,656 OH, WAIT. WE DIDN'T HAVE AN ISSUE IN 1982. 597 00:30:24,690 --> 00:30:27,659 LOOK, WE EVEN HAVE BUSINESS CARDS. 598 00:30:27,693 --> 00:30:30,496 YEAH. PRETTY PROFESSIONAL, HUH? 599 00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,365 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU COULD ACTUALLY PUT ONE OF THESE CARDS 600 00:30:33,399 --> 00:30:35,367 ON EVERY LOCKER IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL. 601 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:37,836 IT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE NOBODY WILL CARE 602 00:30:37,870 --> 00:30:39,671 UNLESS I TELL THEM TO. 603 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:40,907 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID. 604 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,341 COULD YOU REPEAT THAT? 605 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,043 CLEAN OUT YOUR PRETTY LITTLE EARS. 606 00:30:44,076 --> 00:30:47,679 GEEKLYCHIC.COM IS FOR LOSERS. 607 00:30:47,713 --> 00:30:49,348 ( snaps photo ) 608 00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:50,917 ( dialing ) 609 00:30:50,950 --> 00:30:54,921 ( phones ringing ) 610 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,356 ( overlapping chatter ) 611 00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,491 OH, BY THE WAY, WALKER, 612 00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:01,227 THANKS FOR THE FREE ADVERTISING. 613 00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:02,761 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 614 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,101 WE ARE OUT OF HERE. 615 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:11,203 GOOD-BYE. THANK YOU. 616 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,443 ( laughs ) THAT WAS AWESOME, AV. 617 00:31:17,476 --> 00:31:19,845 YOU TOTALLY PUT THAT JERK AND HIS WANNABE JERKS 618 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,247 IN THEIR PLACES. 619 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,215 WHY, THANK YOU. BUT, HALLEY, 620 00:31:23,249 --> 00:31:25,117 YOU'LL HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO STAND UP TO PEOPLE LIKE THAT. 621 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:27,719 UH, HEH-- NO, THANK YOU. 622 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:29,588 YOU KNOW I GET FLUSHED AROUND PEOPLE, 623 00:31:29,621 --> 00:31:31,523 SO, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'LL STICK TO THE WRITING, 624 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:33,392 AND YOU CAN DO THE TALKING. 625 00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,527 THAT'S WHAT MAKES US A GOOD TEAM. ALL RIGHTY. 626 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:38,030 HEY, I GOT SOMETHING REALLY COOL TO SHOW YOU. COME ON. 627 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:41,367 SO, EVERY TIME SOMEONE LOGS ON 628 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:44,370 TO GEEKLYCHIC.COM, A RED DOT WILL POP UP. 629 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,805 YOU SEE THOSE RED DOTS IN NEW JERSEY? 630 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:49,808 THAT'S YOU, ME... AND MY MOM. 631 00:31:49,841 --> 00:31:53,112 SHE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME ONLINE. 632 00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,147 ( beep ) WAIT... 633 00:31:55,181 --> 00:31:56,815 THERE'S ANOTHER DOT OVER THERE 634 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:59,285 IN NEW YORK CITY. WHO COULD THAT BE? 635 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,420 WELL, I'M NOT REALLY SURE, 636 00:32:01,453 --> 00:32:03,322 BUT THEY'RE DEFINITELY LOGGED ON. 637 00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:05,191 ( cell phone ringing ) 638 00:32:10,529 --> 00:32:12,498 IT'S A PRIVATE NUMBER. 639 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:15,234 MAYBE IT'S...THE DOT. 640 00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,669 OH, STOP THAT. JUST ANSWER IT. 641 00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:19,505 HELLO? 642 00:32:19,538 --> 00:32:22,274 YES, THIS IS HALLEY BRANDON. 643 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:26,345 YOU'RE CALLING FROM BURNS PUBLICATIONS? 644 00:32:28,347 --> 00:32:31,317 ARE YOU SERIOUS? NO WAY. 645 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:34,186 LOOK, KENDALL, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO A LOT BETTER 646 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,122 IF YOU'RE GONNA GET BACK AT ME FOR MAKING FUN 647 00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,690 OF YOUR LITTLE G.P.S. GIRL. 648 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:42,361 YES, I'LL "HOLD" FOR MISS CHERIE ST. CLAIRE. 649 00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:46,532 YOU ARE REALLY PUSHING THIS, AREN'T YOU, KENDALL? 650 00:32:53,205 --> 00:32:55,041 ( gasps ) 651 00:32:57,009 --> 00:32:58,877 HELLO? 652 00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:01,847 YES. YES, YES, IT IS. 653 00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,216 YES, YES! OKAY, TOMORROW. 654 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:07,719 ALL RIGHT. UM, OKAY, THANK YOU, MISS ST. CLAIRE. 655 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,288 ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU, BYE. 656 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,123 OH, MY GOSH. 657 00:33:11,157 --> 00:33:14,026 THAT WAS REALLY CHERIE ST. CLAIRE, 658 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:16,528 THE HEAD OF BURNS PUBLICATIONS IN MANHATTAN? 659 00:33:16,562 --> 00:33:19,498 YES, IT WAS. AND TOMORROW, WE HAVE A HUGE MEETING 660 00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:21,367 WITH THAT RED DOT! 661 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,070 ( both shriek ) SHH! 662 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:26,372 SORRY. SORRY. 663 00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:28,307 ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE SO LITTLE TIME 664 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,008 AND SO MUCH TO PREPARE. 665 00:33:30,042 --> 00:33:33,345 SO, WHICH ONE OF THESE NEW FASHION LOOKS 666 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:36,648 SAYS, "I HAVE A MEETING WITH ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL WOMEN 667 00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,517 IN THE PUBLISHING WORLD"? 668 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:42,054 * GIVE ME THEM BRIGHT LIGHTS, LONG NIGHTS * 669 00:33:42,088 --> 00:33:44,356 * PARTY TILL THE SUN IS RISING * 670 00:33:44,390 --> 00:33:46,058 * HIGH-RISE, OVERTIME 671 00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:48,060 * WORKING TILL THE MOON IS SHINING * 672 00:33:48,094 --> 00:33:49,828 * HOT GUYS, FLY GIRLS 673 00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:51,663 * NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY 674 00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,332 * I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD 675 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,867 * I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD, HEY * 676 00:33:55,901 --> 00:33:58,604 * GLAMOUR, GLITTER AND GOLD 677 00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:00,906 * NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU 678 00:34:00,939 --> 00:34:02,941 * NOTHING IS STOPPING ME 679 00:34:02,974 --> 00:34:06,412 * IN THIS FRENZY, OUT OF CONTROL * 680 00:34:06,445 --> 00:34:08,414 * I'M-A STAY IN PURSUIT 681 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,682 * DO WHAT I GOTTA DO 682 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:13,452 * GIVE ME THEM BRIGHT LIGHTS, LONG NIGHTS... * 683 00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:16,855 ( cell phone ringing ) 684 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:19,125 ( turns volume down ) 685 00:34:19,158 --> 00:34:20,926 HELLO? SHADE UP, GIRL. 686 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,661 OH, OKAY. 687 00:34:26,998 --> 00:34:29,801 IS THIS PROFESSIONAL OR WHAT? 688 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:31,737 YEAH, PROFESSIONALLY SCOTTISH. 689 00:34:31,770 --> 00:34:33,639 WHAT? I DON'T THINK THIS SAYS SCOTTISH. 690 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:35,474 I THINK IT SAYS STYLISH, 691 00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:39,311 IN A PLAID-ISH, WOOL-ISH, KILT-ISH SORT OF WAY. 692 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:41,480 ( sighs ) WHATEVER-ISH. 693 00:34:41,513 --> 00:34:44,082 SHADE DOWN, GIRL. WE'RE GOING TO NEW YORK CITY! 694 00:34:44,116 --> 00:34:45,917 ( both shout ) 695 00:34:45,951 --> 00:34:48,920 * PARTY TILL THE SUN IS RISING * 696 00:34:48,954 --> 00:34:50,589 * HIGH-RISE, OVERTIME 697 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,824 * WORKING TILL THE MOON IS SHINING * 698 00:34:52,858 --> 00:34:54,960 * HOT GUYS, FLY GIRLS 699 00:34:54,993 --> 00:34:56,595 * NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY 700 00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:59,498 * I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD... * 701 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,700 ( both shout ) 702 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:06,672 REALLY? THE HAT, TOO? 703 00:35:06,705 --> 00:35:08,340 IT WAS CALLING ME, OKAY? 704 00:35:08,374 --> 00:35:11,510 "WEAR ME. WEAR ME." 705 00:35:11,543 --> 00:35:16,014 ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T CALLING YOU, "TRASH ME, BURN ME"? 706 00:35:16,047 --> 00:35:17,416 MM-HMM. 707 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:18,984 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 708 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:21,520 ( both shriek ) 709 00:35:23,189 --> 00:35:25,724 ( sobbing ) 710 00:35:32,364 --> 00:35:33,865 SIT. 711 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,172 I MEANT ON THE COUCH. 712 00:35:40,206 --> 00:35:43,041 RIGHT. OKAY. WE KNEW THAT. 713 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:52,818 YOU TWO ARE A LOT YOUNGER THAN I THOUGHT YOU'D BE. 714 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,387 IS THAT A PROBLEM? 'CAUSE WE'RE VERY MATURE FOR OUR AGE. 715 00:35:55,421 --> 00:35:57,989 YES, PEOPLE THINK WE ARE, LIKE, 30. 716 00:35:58,023 --> 00:35:59,491 I WANT YOUNG. 717 00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,227 AND THAT'S WHEN WE TELL THEM, 718 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:03,862 "HELLO, PEOPLE! WE'RE ONLY 14" 719 00:36:03,895 --> 00:36:05,864 RIGHT, AV? TOTALLY. 720 00:36:05,897 --> 00:36:08,334 WELL, BURNS PUBLICATIONS HAS BEEN LOOKING 721 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:10,135 FOR A FRESH VOICE, A YOUNG VOICE, 722 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:12,037 A UNIQUE VOICE. 723 00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:14,540 AND I THINK GEEKLY CHIC IS THAT VOICE. 724 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:19,010 IT IS? I MEAN, UH, OF COURSE IT IS. 725 00:36:19,044 --> 00:36:21,380 WAIT, YOU REALLY LIKED OUR WEBAZINE? 726 00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:24,316 LOVED IT. WHICH IS WHY I WANT TO USE IT 727 00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:26,818 TO LAUNCH OUR BRAND-NEW WEBSITE, OUR NEW MAGAZINE, 728 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,687 AND OUR NEW FABULOUS CLOTHING LINE. 729 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:30,722 IT'LL BE A MEDIA EMPIRE. 730 00:36:32,458 --> 00:36:34,192 ARE YOU KIDDING? 731 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:37,028 DO I LOOK LIKE A PERSON WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR? 732 00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:38,864 NO, NOT REALLY. 733 00:36:40,899 --> 00:36:42,868 ( gasps ) 734 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,202 GEEKLY CHIC. 735 00:36:44,236 --> 00:36:46,538 DON'T SMUDGE IT. OH. 736 00:36:46,572 --> 00:36:49,708 AV, THERE WILL BE RED DOTS EVERYWHERE. 737 00:36:49,741 --> 00:36:51,777 DON'T THEY SELL CREAMS FOR THAT? 738 00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,845 MISS ST. CLAIRE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA 739 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:56,915 HOW LONG HALLEY AND I HAVE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT THIS DAY. 740 00:36:56,948 --> 00:36:59,418 WAIT A MINUTE. "HALLEY AND I"? 741 00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:03,255 I CALLED THIS MEETING WITH HALLEY BRANDON, THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. 742 00:37:03,289 --> 00:37:05,857 WHAT ARE YOU? HER ASSISTANT? 743 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:09,060 HEH. IF I WERE HER ASSISTANT, 744 00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:10,962 DO YOU THINK I WOULD LET HER OUT OF THE HOUSE 745 00:37:10,996 --> 00:37:13,832 WEARING THAT SKIRT WITH THAT HAT? 746 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:17,303 SORRY. UM...NO. 747 00:37:17,336 --> 00:37:19,204 I AM AVALON GREENE, 748 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:22,107 CO-EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. YES, WE'RE A TEAM. 749 00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:23,809 YOU'RE A TEAM? 750 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,811 THAT'S ADORABLE. 751 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,613 I HATE IT. 752 00:37:27,646 --> 00:37:29,781 WHAT? WHY? 753 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:31,883 BECAUSE IF I BUY YOUR WEBAZINE, ON STAFFING IT 754 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,119 WITH MY OWN UNDERPAID WEB DESIGNERS. 755 00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:38,123 HOWEVER, I WANT ONE OF YOU ON BOARD AS EDITOR 756 00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:40,559 SO GEEKLY CHIC MAINTAINS THAT FRESH VOICE 757 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:42,561 OF ZIT-FACED KIDS EVERYWHERE. 758 00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:45,797 SORT OF BREAKS UP YOUR LITTLE TEAM, DOESN'T IT? 759 00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:48,967 SO...FLIP A COIN, GIRLS. 760 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,802 WHO SHALL IT BE? 761 00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:52,838 WAIT, YOU'RE ASKING US TO CHOOSE 762 00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:54,640 WHICH ONE OF US GETS TO LIVE OUR DREAM? 763 00:37:54,673 --> 00:37:57,108 ( groans ) SOUNDS SO TERRIBLY SAD 764 00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:58,677 WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY. 765 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,479 DON'T PUT IT THAT WAY. 766 00:38:00,512 --> 00:38:04,082 BUT--BUT WE'RE BEST FRIENDS. 767 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,284 WE WORKED REALLY HARD ON THIS. 768 00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:09,154 HOW COULD WE COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER FOR A JOB? 769 00:38:09,187 --> 00:38:11,590 HMM. I UNDERSTAND. 770 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:13,759 I ONCE HAD A BEST FRIEND MYSELF. 771 00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:15,293 WE WERE SO CLOSE. 772 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,763 IN FACT, I GOT HER HER FIRST JOB. 773 00:38:17,796 --> 00:38:20,298 REALLY? AS WHAT? MY MAID. 774 00:38:20,332 --> 00:38:22,834 BUT SHE WASN'T VERY GOOD, SO I FIRED HER. 775 00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:24,503 BUT BACK TO YOU TWO. 776 00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:26,672 I HAVE AN IDEA. 777 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:28,440 TO MAKE THIS FAIR, 778 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:30,141 I'LL GIVE BOTH OF YOU ONE WEEK 779 00:38:30,175 --> 00:38:31,777 TO COME UP WITH A COVER STORY 780 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:34,012 OF OUR VERY FIRST ISSUE OF GEEKLY CHIC. 781 00:38:34,045 --> 00:38:35,881 WHOEVER DOES THE BEST JOB 782 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:38,517 GETS TO BE MY SENIOR EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. 783 00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:40,386 BUT--BUT WE WORKED REALLY HARD. 784 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:41,787 AND THIS IS KIND OF LIKE A JOINT EFFORT. 785 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,021 THIS IS NOT FAIR. 786 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:44,490 IT'S EITHER ONE OF YOU... 787 00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:47,993 OR NONE OF YOU. 788 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:50,496 YOU CAN PACK UP YOUR BAGPIPES AND GO NOW. 789 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,199 GO. 790 00:38:54,232 --> 00:38:55,734 OH, SORRY. SORRY. 791 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:57,503 OKAY. BYE. OKAY. 792 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,576 THIS IS THE WORST DAY. 793 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,678 THIS IS THE WORST SKIRT. 794 00:39:06,712 --> 00:39:08,880 AND HAT. OHH! 795 00:39:17,956 --> 00:39:22,728 SO...HAVE YOU FOUND ANYTHING INTERESTING YET TO WRITE ABOUT? 796 00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:25,397 NOT REALLY. YOU? 797 00:39:25,431 --> 00:39:26,865 NO. 798 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,503 CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS IS ALL I CAN AFFORD FOR BREAKFAST? 799 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:33,772 SINCE WHEN DID PANCAKES GO UP $1.50? 800 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,741 I NEED TO COLLECT MY BELT RENT. 801 00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:37,776 NOT NOW, KENDALL. I'M BUSY. 802 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,111 HOW ABOUT YOU, AVALON? 803 00:39:40,145 --> 00:39:42,514 I'M NOT REALLY BUSY. I JUST DON'T REALLY CARE. 804 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:46,017 I FOUND IT. A SOCK TO STUFF IN HIS MOUTH? 805 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:49,254 NO, BETTER. YOU KNOW THAT INDIE SINGER JEAN-FRANK? 806 00:39:49,287 --> 00:39:53,258 HE'S COMING TO AMERICA FOR HIS FIRST CONCERT OUTSIDE OF FRANCE. 807 00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:56,595 UM, EXCUSE ME. HOW IS THIS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME GETTING MY PANCAKES? 808 00:39:56,628 --> 00:39:59,765 BECAUSE JEAN-FRANK HAS AN AMAZING SOUND. 809 00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:01,567 WE'VE BEEN FOLLOWING HIM ONLINE FOR MONTHS, 810 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,569 AND ONCE HE COMES HERE AND PERFORMS LIVE, 811 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,971 HE'S GONNA BLOW UP. EXACTLY. 812 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,639 THAT'S WHY HE NEEDS TO BE INTERVIEWED NOW 813 00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:09,641 BEFORE HE'S SO HOT THAT EVERYBODY WANTS HIM. 814 00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:12,277 THIS WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME COVER STORY FOR GEEKLY CHIC. 815 00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,112 UM, THAT'S MY STORY. 816 00:40:14,145 --> 00:40:16,748 YOUR STORY? BUT WE THOUGHT OF IT AT THE SAME TIME. 817 00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,617 THAT EDITOR JOB IS MINE. 818 00:40:18,650 --> 00:40:20,118 NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S MINE. 819 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:22,420 UH, HATE TO BURST BOTH YOUR BUBBLES, 820 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:23,989 BUT IT LOOKS LIKE NEITHER OF YOU IS GONNA GET TO INTERVIEW HIM. 821 00:40:24,022 --> 00:40:25,791 WHAT?! WHAT?! 822 00:40:25,824 --> 00:40:27,793 SAYS HERE JEAN-FRANK'S CONCERT'S SOLD OUT. 823 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:29,861 SO, UNLESS YOU TWO CAN FIND TICKETS... 824 00:40:37,803 --> 00:40:40,338 MAN, DID IT JUST GET SUFFOCATINGLY HOT IN HERE. 825 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:41,940 I'M GETTING INTO THAT CONCERT. 826 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:43,909 REALLY? AND THEN WHAT? 827 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,911 LET'S SEE YOU GET AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM. 828 00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:49,314 YOU GET ALL FLUSTERED AROUND PEOPLE, REMEMBER? 829 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:51,750 I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TALK TO HIM. 830 00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,085 WELL, YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO TALK THE TALK, 831 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,822 BUT LET'S SEE YOU WRITE THE RIGHT... 832 00:40:56,855 --> 00:40:59,090 WORDS. AHEM. 833 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,126 I'M NOT LOSING OUT TO YOU. 834 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:03,962 TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. 835 00:41:08,700 --> 00:41:11,036 ( busy signal ) 836 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:20,612 HERE. YOU NEED THIS MORE THAN I DO. 837 00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:23,481 AH, THANK YOU. 838 00:41:23,515 --> 00:41:24,816 OH, VERY NICE, VERY NICE. 839 00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:26,384 SHH. 840 00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:28,019 I'M CALLING THE RADIO STATION Z.V.F.M. 841 00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:29,688 IF I'M THE 100th CALLER, 842 00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:31,489 I GET A FREE TICKET TO THE JEAN-FRANK CONCERT. 843 00:41:31,523 --> 00:41:33,158 OKAY. HELLO! 844 00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:34,826 HI. UM, I WAS CALLING ABOUT THE-- 845 00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:36,662 Man: YOU'RE THE 101st CALLER. 846 00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:40,031 WHAT? I'M NUMBER 101? 847 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,167 BUT--BUT I NEED THAT TICKET! 848 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,869 SORRY, MISS, TRY AGAIN NEXT TIME. 849 00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:47,505 OKAY. OKAY, FINE. YEAH. AND F.Y.I.-- 850 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:49,675 YOUR MUSIC STINKS. 851 00:41:49,708 --> 00:41:53,178 SMOOTH. LAYING ON THE CHARM TO GET YOUR TICKET. I LIKE IT. 852 00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:55,581 LOOK, KENDALL, THE CONCERT IS FRIDAY. 853 00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:58,584 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? 854 00:41:58,617 --> 00:42:01,019 I WONDER IF AVALON'S DOING ANY BETTER. 855 00:42:01,052 --> 00:42:04,690 ( school bell rings ) 856 00:42:04,723 --> 00:42:07,392 HEY, TEAM! EXPERT FASHION ADVICE 857 00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:09,227 IN EXCHANGE FOR A JEAN-FRANK TICKET? 858 00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:11,763 ( laughing ) 859 00:42:13,398 --> 00:42:15,033 OH, HI THERE. 860 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,902 I'M DOING A FREE FASHION MAKEOVER TODAY 861 00:42:16,935 --> 00:42:18,570 IN EXCHANGE FOR A JEAN-FRANK TICKET. 862 00:42:18,604 --> 00:42:21,539 SEE, YOU MAY NOT KNOW HIM YET, 863 00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:23,609 BUT HE IS THE HOTTEST NEW FRENCH SINGER, 864 00:42:23,642 --> 00:42:25,777 AND YOU COULD LOOK JUST LIKE HIM. 865 00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,447 BUT NOT IN THOSE PANTS! 866 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,418 HEY THERE. 867 00:42:33,451 --> 00:42:35,186 YOU LOOK LIKE THE TYPE 868 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:37,122 WHO'D KNOW WHAT'S HOT ON THE INDIE SCENE. 869 00:42:37,155 --> 00:42:40,225 SO, TODAY I AM DOING FREE FASHION MAKEOVERS 870 00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:42,628 IN EXCHANGE FOR A JEAN-FRANK TICKET. 871 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:45,196 YOU'RE OUTFIT IS COOL, BUT... 872 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:48,266 ZIPPERS AND RIPPED BLACK TIGHTS ARE... 873 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,702 SO EDWARD SCISSORHANDS. 874 00:42:50,736 --> 00:42:52,437 YOU REALLY WANT TO FREAK OUT YOUR FRIENDS? 875 00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:54,139 WEAR HOOPED EARRINGS WITH STRIPES. 876 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,077 WHAT? BUT--BUT THAT WAS GREAT ADVICE! 877 00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:02,047 FINE! AND YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU THAT OUTFIT! 878 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,949 YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE! 879 00:43:05,651 --> 00:43:08,119 WELL, WELL, WELL. IF IT ISN'T MISS AVALON. 880 00:43:08,153 --> 00:43:10,155 SO, WHERE'S YOUR LITTLE SIDEKICK? 881 00:43:10,188 --> 00:43:12,490 I HEAR YOU KICKED HER TO THE SIDE. 882 00:43:12,523 --> 00:43:14,893 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 883 00:43:14,926 --> 00:43:16,494 WELL, AS A MAN OF THE WORLD, 884 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:18,396 I MAKE IT MY BUSINESS TO KNOW EVERYTHING. 885 00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:20,231 AND I BELIEVE YOU NEED A TICKET TO SEE 886 00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:21,967 SOME FRENCH SINGER TOMORROW NIGHT? 887 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,669 YEAH. JEAN-FRANK. 888 00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,171 BUT HIS CONCERT IS ALL SOLD OUT. 889 00:43:26,204 --> 00:43:27,706 IS IT? 890 00:43:29,174 --> 00:43:31,943 UNLESS YOU POSSIBLY HAVE ONE. 891 00:43:31,977 --> 00:43:34,813 ( laughs ) NOW, THAT'S AMUSING. 892 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,782 SO, I TAKE IT THE ANSWER'S NO. 893 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:42,153 UM, I MAY BE PERSUADED TO LOOK FURTHER INTO THE MATTER. 894 00:43:42,187 --> 00:43:45,490 WHOA. DUDE, WHAT'S WITH THE EYEBROW DANCE? 895 00:43:49,695 --> 00:43:51,963 HAVE YOU BEEN TORTURING ME SINCE SCHOOL STARTED 896 00:43:51,997 --> 00:43:54,465 BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE ME? 897 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:56,668 ( snorts ) THAT IS AMUSING. 898 00:43:56,702 --> 00:43:59,004 WELL, THANKS ANYWAY, WALKER. 899 00:43:59,037 --> 00:44:01,372 WELL, ACTUALLY, UM, YOU MIGHT BE INTERESTED TO KNOW 900 00:44:01,406 --> 00:44:02,874 THAT I HAVE A COUSIN IN FRANCE 901 00:44:02,908 --> 00:44:05,143 WHOSE ROOMMATE HAPPENS TO BE THE NEPHEW 902 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,779 OF THE GUY WHOSE DAUGHTER IS ENGAGED TO THE DRY CLEANER 903 00:44:07,813 --> 00:44:10,181 WHO FLUFFS AND FOLDS ALL OF JEAN-FRANK'S CLOTHES. 904 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:13,551 WALKER, THAT-- THAT'S AMAZING, I THINK! 905 00:44:13,584 --> 00:44:15,821 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE OUT YOUR PHONE AND WE'LL GIVE HIM A CALL? 906 00:44:15,854 --> 00:44:18,156 OKAY. ON YOUR MINUTES, OF COURSE. 907 00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:19,825 OKAY. 908 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:21,760 ** 909 00:44:23,594 --> 00:44:26,164 ( school bell rings ) 910 00:44:26,197 --> 00:44:29,367 OH, HEY. HALLEY, I JUST LEFT A NOTE IN YOUR LOCKER. 911 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,669 BUT THAT'S OKAY, 'CAUSE IT'S SO WELL-WRITTEN, 912 00:44:31,703 --> 00:44:33,338 I MEMORIZED IT. 913 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:36,041 "DEAR HALLEY, I HAVE A TICKET 914 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:38,810 "TO THE JEAN-FRANK CONCERT, AND YOU DON'T. 915 00:44:38,844 --> 00:44:41,747 DOESN'T YOUR LIFE STINK? LOVE, AVALON." 916 00:44:41,780 --> 00:44:44,015 WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET THAT TICKET? 917 00:44:44,049 --> 00:44:46,484 I, UH...CALLED HIM. 918 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,686 A LITTLE YELLOW-SWEATERED BIRDIE--WALKER-- 919 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:50,555 GAVE ME HIS PHONE NUMBER IN PARIS, 920 00:44:50,588 --> 00:44:53,358 AND NOW JEAN-FRANK IS GIVING ME AN INTERVIEW 921 00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:55,693 RIGHT AFTER THE CONCERT. 922 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:11,076 UM, MRS. CROSS, I NEED TO CALL MY MOM. 923 00:45:11,109 --> 00:45:14,846 SHE JUST HAD A BABY-- 924 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,681 THREE OF THEM. TRIPLETS. THERE MIGHT BE ONE MORE, 925 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,449 SO I'M GONNA CALL HER. 926 00:45:18,483 --> 00:45:20,551 OKAY. 927 00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:25,723 ** 928 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:32,097 ( feedback ) 929 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,399 ( shouting in French ) 930 00:45:35,934 --> 00:45:39,104 ( cell phone ringing ) 931 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:40,638 OUI? 932 00:45:40,671 --> 00:45:42,273 ( French accent ) HELLO! 933 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:44,609 IS THIS JEAN-FRANK? 934 00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:46,444 ( speaking French ) 935 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:50,581 WHY DID I TAKE SPANISH? 936 00:45:50,615 --> 00:45:53,985 ( sighs ) THIS IS AVALON GREENE'S-- 937 00:45:54,019 --> 00:45:56,654 HOW YOU SAY-- ASSISTANT. 938 00:45:56,687 --> 00:45:59,825 SHE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ME GIVE YOU A PRE-INTERVIEW 939 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:02,127 BEFORE HER INTERVIEW. 940 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:03,761 ( speaking French ) 941 00:46:03,795 --> 00:46:06,497 YEAH. FANTASTIQUE! 942 00:46:06,531 --> 00:46:10,735 UM, SO, HER TICKET WILL NEED TO BE PUT UNDER MY NAME-- 943 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,004 HALLEY BRANDON. 944 00:46:13,038 --> 00:46:15,473 BON. MADEMOISELLE? 945 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:17,142 SI? 946 00:46:17,175 --> 00:46:18,844 I MEAN... OUI? 947 00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:21,813 SPEAKING ENGLISH WITH A FRENCH ACCENT 948 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:24,149 IS STILL SPEAKING ENGLISH. 949 00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:26,317 OOPS. 950 00:46:26,351 --> 00:46:27,853 I MEAN... 951 00:46:27,886 --> 00:46:30,155 OO-OO-OOPS. 952 00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:32,023 AHA. 953 00:46:34,192 --> 00:46:36,161 ( vacuum whirring ) 954 00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:37,662 ( speaking French ) 955 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:39,564 AHEM. 956 00:46:41,967 --> 00:46:44,369 OH, NO, YOU DI-IN'T. 957 00:46:44,402 --> 00:46:46,204 OH, YES, I DI-ID. 958 00:46:46,237 --> 00:46:47,705 WHOA! 959 00:46:47,738 --> 00:46:49,841 ( cymbal crashes ) 960 00:46:49,875 --> 00:46:52,543 ( cell phone ringing ) 961 00:46:56,681 --> 00:46:59,517 HEY. SHADE UP, GIRL. NOW. 962 00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:05,523 YOU SABOTAGED MY INTERVIEW AND TOOK MY TICKET? 963 00:47:05,556 --> 00:47:07,725 WHAT? HE TOLD YOU? 964 00:47:07,758 --> 00:47:10,161 WAIT, DOES WALKER HAVE A THING FOR YOU? 965 00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,463 MY GOSH, THAT'S WHY HE'S ALWAYS IN YOUR FACE. 966 00:47:12,497 --> 00:47:15,800 RIGHT? WAIT, STOP-- I'M STILL MAD. 967 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,368 YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT INTERVIEW. 968 00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:19,637 THAT COVER STORY IS MINE. IT'S MINE! 969 00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:22,640 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE WERE EVER B.F.F.'s! BEST FRIENDS FOR-NEVER! 970 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:24,475 GOOD ONE. WRITE MUCH? TALK MUCH! 971 00:47:24,509 --> 00:47:26,878 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST PULL THE SHADE DOWN! 972 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:33,051 ( sighs ) 973 00:47:33,084 --> 00:47:36,554 ** 974 00:48:16,094 --> 00:48:17,695 EXCITED TO GO TO THE CONCERT? 975 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,464 YEAH, I GUESS. 976 00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:21,266 WELL, I ALREADY PROGRAMMED J-LO, 977 00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:24,135 SO SHE'S ALL SET TO GET US THERE ON TIME. 978 00:48:24,169 --> 00:48:26,704 STOP WITH THE EYEBALLS. 979 00:48:26,737 --> 00:48:28,940 A LOT OF GUYS NAME THEIR G.P.S.'s AFTER HOT SINGERS. 980 00:48:28,974 --> 00:48:30,475 IF I GOTTA GET DIRECTIONS FROM A WOMAN, 981 00:48:30,508 --> 00:48:32,443 IT'S GONNA BE FROM J-LO. 982 00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:34,479 ( speaking foreign language ) 983 00:48:34,512 --> 00:48:36,147 ...U-TURN... 984 00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:40,818 UH...WHAT-- WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? 985 00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:42,820 WHY CAN'T I UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE'S SAYING? 986 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:44,155 IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, 987 00:48:44,189 --> 00:48:45,823 I'D SAY SHE'S SPEAKING IN URDU. 988 00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:47,292 YOU PROGRAMMED HER TO SPEAK ENGLISH! 989 00:48:47,325 --> 00:48:49,560 I'VE GOT TO GET TO THIS CONCERT! 990 00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:51,396 ALL THE SETTINGS ARE IN URDU, TOO! 991 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:53,698 THIS IS TOTALLY WACK! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? 992 00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,969 AVALON. 993 00:48:58,003 --> 00:49:01,606 ( overlapping chatter ) 994 00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:03,308 EXCUSE ME. SORRY. SORRY, PARDON ME. 995 00:49:03,341 --> 00:49:05,943 EXCUSE ME. OOH, CUTE SHOES. EXCUSE ME. 996 00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:08,980 HI, UM, I HAVE A TICKET WAITING FOR ME. 997 00:49:09,014 --> 00:49:13,751 MY NAME IS, UH... HALLEY BRANDON. 998 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,753 AND I'M DOING A PRE-CONCERT INTERVIEW WITH JEAN-FRANK. 999 00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:18,156 COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE HIS DRESSING ROOM IS? 1000 00:49:18,189 --> 00:49:21,492 AAH! YOU POKED ME IN THE EYE. 1001 00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:23,494 HEY, LOOK-- THE JERSEY SHORE. 1002 00:49:23,528 --> 00:49:25,363 OKAY, HEY, SITUATION-- FOCUS. 1003 00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:27,032 HELP ME READ THIS THING. 1004 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:29,700 A MAP? WHO USES MAPS ANYMORE? 1005 00:49:29,734 --> 00:49:31,602 I DON'T KNOW. PEOPLE WHOSE G.P.S.'s ARE LAME. 1006 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:33,171 SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1007 00:49:35,540 --> 00:49:37,475 WHAT AM I LOOKING AT? 1008 00:49:37,508 --> 00:49:39,810 ( both shouting at once ) 1009 00:49:39,844 --> 00:49:43,648 ** 1010 00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:48,353 JEAN-FRANK? 1011 00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:56,061 JEAN-FRANK? 1012 00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:57,895 JEAN-FRANK! 1013 00:49:57,928 --> 00:50:01,199 ( shouting in French ) 1014 00:50:02,667 --> 00:50:04,302 HI. I'M AVALON GREENE. 1015 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:05,670 I'M HERE TO DO THE INTERVIEW WITH YOU. 1016 00:50:05,703 --> 00:50:07,705 WHERE'S HALLEY BRANDON-- 1017 00:50:07,738 --> 00:50:10,841 THE ONE WHO SPEAKS THE FRENCH-ENGLISH? 1018 00:50:10,875 --> 00:50:15,012 UH, SHE--SHE COULDN'T MAKE IT HERE TODAY 1019 00:50:15,046 --> 00:50:17,915 BECAUSE SHE-- SHE HAS THE FLU. 1020 00:50:17,948 --> 00:50:20,751 THE--THE G.P.S. FLU. 1021 00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,887 IT MAKES YOU LOSE ALL SENSE OF DIRECTION. 1022 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,355 IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS. 1023 00:50:24,389 --> 00:50:27,892 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE NEAR HER. HEH HEH. 1024 00:50:27,925 --> 00:50:31,262 OKAY, RIGHT HERE. GREAT. 1025 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:33,698 WAIT! WHO'S GONNA HELP ME FOLD THIS THING? 1026 00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:36,067 ASK J-LO! OKAY! WHAT? 1027 00:50:36,101 --> 00:50:37,735 Man: THE CONCERT'S SOLD OUT. 1028 00:50:37,768 --> 00:50:39,670 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 1029 00:50:39,704 --> 00:50:41,206 GET YOUR TICKETS IN ADVANCE. 1030 00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:42,773 COME ON, GUYS, MOVE ALONG. 1031 00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:44,409 THIS WAY. 1032 00:50:44,442 --> 00:50:46,211 THIS'LL WORK. 1033 00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:49,680 SO, JEAN, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MUSIC. 1034 00:50:49,714 --> 00:50:52,650 DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MUSIC, HUH? 1035 00:50:54,819 --> 00:50:57,422 UH, NOT REALLY. 1036 00:50:57,455 --> 00:50:59,557 BUT I KNOW ABOUT CLOTHES. 1037 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:00,958 SO, ARE THESE YOUR FAVORITE JEANS 1038 00:51:00,991 --> 00:51:02,260 THAT YOU'VE TOTALLY WORN TO DEATH, 1039 00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:04,529 OR DID YOU JUST... 1040 00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:06,397 BUY THEM PRE-RIPPED? 1041 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:09,300 THE TRUTH, JEAN-FRANK. 1042 00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:11,269 THEY'RE PRE-RIPPED. 1043 00:51:11,302 --> 00:51:14,639 AND, UH, I HAVE THEM DRY CLEANED. 1044 00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:17,942 AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A ROCK STAR. 1045 00:51:17,975 --> 00:51:19,277 DON'T ANSWER ANOTHER WORD! 1046 00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,745 WHOA! 1047 00:51:20,778 --> 00:51:22,247 OHH! 1048 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,649 OH! MY FIRST CRAZY AMERICAN FAN! 1049 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:26,317 I'VE MADE IT! 1050 00:51:26,351 --> 00:51:28,753 HALLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1051 00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:30,488 SAYS WHO? SMILE. 1052 00:51:30,521 --> 00:51:32,490 NO, DON'T SMILE FOR HER! SHE'S CONTAGIOUS! 1053 00:51:32,523 --> 00:51:35,626 WHAT?! I GOT HERE FIRST. 1054 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,595 WELL, I HAVE BETTER QUESTIONS TO ASK HIM. 1055 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:40,431 SO, JEAN-FRANK-- AHEM-- 1056 00:51:40,465 --> 00:51:42,467 DO YOU HA-- 1057 00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:45,936 YOUR STYLE--UH-- 1058 00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:47,938 YOUR--YOUR-- YOU KNOW-- 1059 00:51:47,972 --> 00:51:50,975 THE G.P.S. FLU-- IT MAKES HER TALK LIKE THAT? 1060 00:51:51,008 --> 00:51:53,644 NO, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL. GIVE ME THAT. 1061 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:54,945 GIVE ME BACK MY QUESTIONS. 1062 00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:56,814 WHY? I'M ASKING THEM. 1063 00:51:56,847 --> 00:51:59,116 SO, JEAN-FRANK, YOUR STYLE OF MUSIC 1064 00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:02,253 HAS BEEN COMPARED TO TRADITIONAL AFRICAN TRIBAL POLY-- 1065 00:52:02,287 --> 00:52:04,489 WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY? 1066 00:52:04,522 --> 00:52:06,491 POLYRHYTHMS. IT'S A DRUMBEAT 1067 00:52:06,524 --> 00:52:08,859 FOUND MOSTLY IN WEST AFRICAN MU-- 1068 00:52:08,893 --> 00:52:10,695 WAIT, WHY AM I TELLING YOU, QUESTION-STEALER? 1069 00:52:10,728 --> 00:52:12,930 TICKET-STEALER! GIVE ME BACK MY QUESTIONS. 1070 00:52:12,963 --> 00:52:15,099 WHY? I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN TALK. 1071 00:52:15,132 --> 00:52:16,834 UH, IN URDU! 1072 00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:19,003 AND YOU'D BETTER REPROGRAM J-LO, OR ELSE-- 1073 00:52:19,036 --> 00:52:21,839 WHAT, SHE'S GONNA VOTE ME OFF OF IDOL? 1074 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:23,874 ( American accent ) HEY! HEY! STOP IT! 1075 00:52:23,908 --> 00:52:25,876 YOU TWO ARE GIVING ME A HEADACHE? 1076 00:52:25,910 --> 00:52:28,479 UH, WAIT-- 1077 00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:30,481 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FRENCH ACCENT? 1078 00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:34,185 OOPS. I MEAN... OO-OOPS! 1079 00:52:34,219 --> 00:52:36,554 YEAH, THAT DIDN'T EVEN WORK FOR ME. 1080 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:39,657 WAIT, YOU'RE NOT EVEN FRENCH? 1081 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:42,560 YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO YOUR FANS THIS ENTIRE TIME? 1082 00:52:42,593 --> 00:52:44,529 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, JEAN-FRANK? 1083 00:52:44,562 --> 00:52:47,198 IT'S REALLY JOHNNY FRANKEWSKI. 1084 00:52:47,232 --> 00:52:49,334 I COULDN'T GET ANYONE TO LISTEN TO MY MUSIC HERE, 1085 00:52:49,367 --> 00:52:52,169 SO I TRIED PARIS. THAT'S WHEN I DECIDED... 1086 00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:54,839 ( French accent ) ...TO DO THE FRENCH THING, YOU KNOW. 1087 00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:56,841 JUST TO LOOK COOL BACK HOME. 1088 00:52:56,874 --> 00:52:58,509 NUH-UH. KIDS DON'T WANT SOME POSER. 1089 00:52:58,543 --> 00:53:01,346 FAKE IS OUT-- UNLESS IT'S FUR. 1090 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,180 LOOK, YOUR MUSIC IS ALREADY COOL, 1091 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:05,015 AND STAYING TRUE TO YOURSELF 1092 00:53:05,049 --> 00:53:08,052 IS WHAT'LL INSPIRE YOUR FANS... JOHNNY. 1093 00:53:08,085 --> 00:53:10,020 HEH. 1094 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:13,057 WELL, YOU KNOW... 1095 00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:16,060 I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO ACOUSTIC, AND-- 1096 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:21,232 YOU GIRLS ARE RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1097 00:53:21,266 --> 00:53:23,534 THIS SCAM IS OVER. 1098 00:53:25,870 --> 00:53:29,374 AND JOHNNY FRANKEWSKI IS BACK! 1099 00:53:29,407 --> 00:53:31,041 YEAH! 1100 00:53:31,075 --> 00:53:33,444 WOW. WE TOTALLY UNPLUGGED HIM. 1101 00:53:33,478 --> 00:53:35,413 I KNOW, BUT THIS IS GOING TO MAKE AN AWESOME STORY! 1102 00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:37,248 I KNOW! HA HA! 1103 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:42,253 BUT... 1104 00:53:44,054 --> 00:53:46,090 WHOSE STORY IS IT? 1105 00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:50,561 HMM. 1106 00:53:50,595 --> 00:53:52,263 HMM. 1107 00:53:52,297 --> 00:53:54,765 HMM. 1108 00:53:54,799 --> 00:53:58,035 THIS ARTICLE ON JEAN-FRANK IS... 1109 00:53:58,068 --> 00:54:01,539 FABULOUS. YES! 1110 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:04,108 I LOVE THE PRE-RIPPED JEANS. VERY INSIDE. 1111 00:54:04,141 --> 00:54:07,478 AND THEN FINDING OUT THAT HE'S NOT EVEN FRENCH? 1112 00:54:07,512 --> 00:54:10,147 THAT'S SO INSIDE, IT'S OUTSIDE. LOVE IT. 1113 00:54:10,180 --> 00:54:13,117 GONNA BE HARD TO TOP THIS STORY. 1114 00:54:13,150 --> 00:54:16,120 OKAY. WHERE'S THE OTHER ARTICLE? 1115 00:54:16,153 --> 00:54:18,623 THERE'S ONLY ONE. 1116 00:54:18,656 --> 00:54:20,291 I TOLD YOU TO WRITE TWO. 1117 00:54:20,325 --> 00:54:22,327 BEST ONE GETS THE JOB, REMEMBER? 1118 00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:24,662 YEAH, BUT... 1119 00:54:24,695 --> 00:54:27,332 WE COULDN'T DO IT, SO... 1120 00:54:27,365 --> 00:54:29,400 YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE OF US, 1121 00:54:29,434 --> 00:54:32,303 AND THE OTHER ONE GOES HOME. 1122 00:54:32,337 --> 00:54:34,138 AH. 1123 00:54:34,171 --> 00:54:36,441 I FEEL LIKE HEIDI KLUM. 1124 00:54:36,474 --> 00:54:38,843 YOU'RE EITHER IN OR YOU'RE OUT. 1125 00:54:38,876 --> 00:54:41,846 SO, I CHOOSE... 1126 00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,450 NEITHER OF YOU. AUF WIEDERSEHEN. 1127 00:54:45,483 --> 00:54:47,151 WHAT?! WHAT?! 1128 00:54:47,184 --> 00:54:49,119 I THOUGHT I WAS DEALING WITH PROFESSIONALS. 1129 00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:51,456 BUT APPARENTLY I'M DEALING WITH TWO LITTLE GIRLS, 1130 00:54:51,489 --> 00:54:54,291 BEST FRIENDS, WHO CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT EACH OTHER. 1131 00:54:54,325 --> 00:54:56,827 YOU CAN BOTH LEAVE...NOW. 1132 00:54:56,861 --> 00:54:58,363 AND WE DON'T VALIDATE PARKING. 1133 00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:00,331 OH, WAIT, YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DRIVE. 1134 00:55:00,365 --> 00:55:02,199 GO. 1135 00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:07,171 WAIT A MINUTE! 1136 00:55:09,674 --> 00:55:12,610 WHAT'S WRONG WITH WANTING TO SHARE SOMETHING WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND? 1137 00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:14,512 YOU MAY NOT CARE, 1138 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:17,314 BUT I'M PROUD TO BE FRIENDS WITH AVALON. 1139 00:55:17,348 --> 00:55:19,384 GEEKLY CHIC IS OUR BABY, 1140 00:55:19,417 --> 00:55:22,119 AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH US ON OUR TERMS, 1141 00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,355 THEN THESE TWO "LITTLE GIRLS" 1142 00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:28,726 ARE GONNA GO FIND OURSELVES A BIGGER AND BETTER PLAYGROUND. 1143 00:55:28,759 --> 00:55:31,496 HEH. MEANING? 1144 00:55:31,529 --> 00:55:33,731 I AM NOT SURE, 1145 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:36,401 BUT IT SOUNDED REALLY GOOD, SO WE'RE GOING OUT ON THAT. 1146 00:55:36,434 --> 00:55:38,503 WHOO! LET'S GO. 1147 00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:45,810 Woman: YES, MISS ST. CLAIRE? 1148 00:55:45,843 --> 00:55:48,178 I FEEL SWEAT COMING ON. BRING ME SOME DEODORANT. 1149 00:55:50,381 --> 00:55:53,918 YOU KNOW, HALLEY, I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOU TODAY. 1150 00:55:53,951 --> 00:55:56,487 SO MUCH FOR GETTING FLUSTERED AROUND PEOPLE. 1151 00:55:56,521 --> 00:55:58,322 THANKS, AV. 1152 00:55:58,355 --> 00:56:00,090 MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THE TALKING FROM NOW ON. 1153 00:56:00,124 --> 00:56:02,993 WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO WE HAVE HERE. 1154 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:05,095 BAD NEWS CERTAINLY TRAVELS FAST. 1155 00:56:05,129 --> 00:56:08,065 OKAY, LOOK, WALKER, IF YOU'VE COME HERE TO GLOAT-- 1156 00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:10,067 I WAS ACTUALLY VERY IMPRESSED 1157 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,902 WHEN I HEARD HOW YOU TWO STOOD UP TO THAT BIG CORPORATION. 1158 00:56:11,936 --> 00:56:13,504 IN FACT, I WAS SO IMPRESSED, 1159 00:56:13,538 --> 00:56:15,005 I MADE A PHONE CALL ON YOUR BEHALF. 1160 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:16,841 IT SEEMS THAT I HAVE A COUSIN IN MEMPHIS 1161 00:56:16,874 --> 00:56:18,242 WHOSE SISTER HAPPENS TO BE THE HAIRSTYLIST 1162 00:56:18,275 --> 00:56:19,744 FOR THE GUY WHO DRIVES THE LIMO-- 1163 00:56:19,777 --> 00:56:22,079 WALKER, GET TO THE POINT. 1164 00:56:22,112 --> 00:56:25,516 TEENS NOW WANTS TO DO A HUGE STORY 1165 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:28,118 ON GEEKLY CHIC AND THE TWO BEST FRIENDS BEHIND IT. 1166 00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:35,926 AAAH! AAAH! 1167 00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,262 OKAY, WE'VE GOTTA GO PUT THIS ON THE WEBSITE RIGHT NOW. 1168 00:56:38,295 --> 00:56:40,297 OKAY. OKAY. 1169 00:56:44,268 --> 00:56:46,604 WALKER... 1170 00:56:46,637 --> 00:56:48,806 THANK YOU. 1171 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:51,476 WHAT YOU DID FOR US WAS... 1172 00:56:51,509 --> 00:56:54,144 REALLY AMAZING AND SWEET. 1173 00:56:54,178 --> 00:56:56,647 I COULD JUST-- HUG ME? 1174 00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:59,316 UH, WELL-- WELL, UM... 1175 00:56:59,349 --> 00:57:01,952 SEE, I WAS GONNA SAY, "SHAKE YOUR HAND," BUT, UH... 1176 00:57:01,986 --> 00:57:03,353 FINE! 1177 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,724 AHH. 1178 00:57:06,757 --> 00:57:09,059 OKAY, SHOW'S OVER. SEE YA. 1179 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:12,830 HUH. WELL, THAT WASN'T EXACTLY THE HUG I WAS HOPING FOR. 1180 00:57:12,863 --> 00:57:14,331 AWW. AWW. 1181 00:57:14,364 --> 00:57:16,667 HIGH-SCHOOLERS HALLEY BRANDON 1182 00:57:16,701 --> 00:57:18,669 AND AVALON GREENE HAD A CHANCE AT FAME AND FORTUNE 1183 00:57:18,703 --> 00:57:20,505 WHEN MEDIA GIANT BURNS PUBLICATIONS 1184 00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:22,640 OFFERED TO BUY THEIR WEBAZINE GEEKLY CHIC. 1185 00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,341 BUT THE B.F.F.'s TURNED IT DOWN 1186 00:57:24,374 --> 00:57:26,477 TO STAY TRUE TO THEIR OWN INDIE VISION. 1187 00:57:26,511 --> 00:57:28,479 YOU GO, GIRLS. 1188 00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:30,815 ( both shouting ) 1189 00:57:30,848 --> 00:57:32,650 ...AN EXCLUSIVE STORY 1190 00:57:32,683 --> 00:57:34,318 ON FRENCH SINGING SENSATION JEAN-FRANK, 1191 00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:36,320 WRITTEN BY BOTH HALLEY AND AVALON. 1192 00:57:36,353 --> 00:57:38,923 BOTH GIRLS WILL CONTINUE ON AS CHIEF EDITORS, 1193 00:57:38,956 --> 00:57:40,491 AND THEY'D LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU, 1194 00:57:40,525 --> 00:57:42,827 SO KEEP POSTING THOSE COMMENTS. 1195 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,529 THIS IS LUCY DELGOOSY FROM TEENS NOW. 1196 00:57:44,562 --> 00:57:46,664 AVALON, LOOK. 1197 00:57:46,697 --> 00:57:48,332 THERE'S RED DOTS EVERYWHERE! 1198 00:57:48,365 --> 00:57:52,336 GEEKLY CHIC HAS GONE GLOBAL. 1199 00:57:52,369 --> 00:57:54,539 AAAAH! AAAAH! 1200 00:57:54,572 --> 00:57:56,206 ( both shouting ) 1201 00:57:58,075 --> 00:57:59,844 YES! GIRLS... 1202 00:57:59,877 --> 00:58:01,478 STOP JUMPING ON THAT BED. 1203 00:58:01,512 --> 00:58:03,681 HUH? WHAT? 1204 00:58:03,714 --> 00:58:05,783 YEP, GEEKLY CHIC BLEW UP. 1205 00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,952 THEY MADE THIS MOVIE ABOUT IT, RIGHT? 1206 00:58:07,985 --> 00:58:09,854 AND REMEMBER THAT GIRL SAVANNAH-- 1207 00:58:09,887 --> 00:58:11,522 THE SKATER CHICK WITH THE CRUSH ON JAKE? 1208 00:58:11,556 --> 00:58:13,457 SHE ALMOST GOT FRENEMIED 1209 00:58:13,490 --> 00:58:15,793 BY A GIRL SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED. 1210 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,928 ** 1211 00:58:20,230 --> 00:58:21,866 ( lyrics indistinct ) 1212 00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:36,847 SAVANNAH, COME ON IN. BREAKFAST. 1213 00:58:40,450 --> 00:58:43,353 HEY, GUYS. TAKE IT EASY. HEY, GIMME! 1214 00:58:43,387 --> 00:58:44,855 THAT'S MINE. SOME MORE, DAD. 1215 00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,657 SOME MORE JUICE. 1216 00:58:46,691 --> 00:58:48,693 HEY, YOU LITTLE FOOD MONSTERS, LEAVE ME SOME! 1217 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:53,063 ( horn honks ) GUYS, SCHOOL BUS! LET'S ROLL! 1218 00:58:53,097 --> 00:58:54,732 RYAN, HERE YOU GO. HERE YOU GO. 1219 00:58:54,765 --> 00:58:56,701 GOT ENOUGH? OKAY, GO GET TO THE BUS. 1220 00:58:56,734 --> 00:58:58,869 BYE, DAD. BYE! 1221 00:58:58,903 --> 00:59:02,072 GEORGIE-- SORRY, SWEETIE. YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 1222 00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:06,276 I SAVED THIS. OH, THANKS, GEORGE. 1223 00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:08,012 FOR ME. 1224 00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,513 BRAT. 1225 00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:11,448 LOVE YOU. 1226 00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:14,284 I SWEAR, LIVING HERE IS LIKE LIVING IN SOME FRAT HOUSE. 1227 00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:17,221 OKAY, WELL, HOW ABOUT THIS? 1228 00:59:17,254 --> 00:59:19,123 HOW ABOUT I GIVE YOU SOME CASH 1229 00:59:19,156 --> 00:59:21,792 TO BUY SOME BREAKFAST AT SCHOOL? 1230 00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:24,061 AND AFTER SCHOOL, YOU GO TO THE MALL 1231 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:27,531 AND BUY YOURSELF... SOMETHING THAT IS PRETTY... 1232 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:29,800 AND YOUR BROTHERS WON'T EAT. 1233 00:59:29,834 --> 00:59:32,369 AWESOME. 'CAUSE I SAW THE PRETTIEST SNEAKERS THE OTHER DAY, 1234 00:59:32,402 --> 00:59:33,804 AND NOW I CAN GET THEM. 1235 00:59:33,838 --> 00:59:35,940 GREAT. THANKS, POPS. 1236 00:59:35,973 --> 00:59:38,208 OKAY. 1237 00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:41,211 ( sighs ) ROGER, YOU NEED A MAID. 1238 00:59:41,245 --> 00:59:43,781 AND THAT WOULD BE ME. 1239 00:59:43,814 --> 00:59:46,016 ** 1240 00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:53,824 OKAY, MURRAY, YOU HAVE PEED NINE TIMES ALREADY. 1241 00:59:53,858 --> 00:59:55,993 THERE'S NO MORE TREES. 1242 00:59:56,026 --> 00:59:57,294 HEY, SAVANNAH. 1243 00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:58,996 JAKE. 1244 00:59:59,029 --> 01:00:01,031 OKAY, TIME TO GO HOME, BUDDY. 1245 01:00:02,499 --> 01:00:03,934 OHH! 1246 01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:09,339 WHERE'D SHE GO? THAT'S WEIRD. 1247 01:00:13,210 --> 01:00:15,612 ( sighs ) 1248 01:00:15,646 --> 01:00:17,614 OH, HEY, MURRAY. I'M OKAY, I'M OKAY. 1249 01:00:17,648 --> 01:00:20,617 I JUST GET A LITTLE NERVOUS AROUND JAKE. 1250 01:00:20,651 --> 01:00:22,286 DON'T TELL HIM, OKAY? 1251 01:00:22,319 --> 01:00:24,488 ( barks ) 1252 01:00:27,391 --> 01:00:28,893 HEY, DOGGY! 1253 01:00:31,696 --> 01:00:32,863 ( groans ) 1254 01:00:44,574 --> 01:00:46,844 ( British accent ) I WISH I COULD HAVE A DOG, PEMBERLY. 1255 01:00:46,877 --> 01:00:50,147 WELL, IF YOU COULD FIND ONE THAT DIDN'T BARK, 1256 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,816 DIDN'T SHED, DIDN'T DROOL, 1257 01:00:51,849 --> 01:00:54,151 DIDN'T EAT, AND DIDN'T POOP, 1258 01:00:54,184 --> 01:00:56,987 THEN I'M CERTAIN YOUR PARENTS WOULD BE VERY OPEN TO THE IDEA. 1259 01:00:57,021 --> 01:00:59,990 SO, THAT'S A BIG NO. 1260 01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:01,826 THAT WOULD BE CORRECT. 1261 01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:04,161 ESPECIALLY IN REGARDS TO THE POOP PART. 1262 01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:12,102 ( school bell rings ) 1263 01:01:16,907 --> 01:01:18,709 OH, HERE. LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU. 1264 01:01:18,743 --> 01:01:21,078 OH. HEY, JAKE. 1265 01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,147 UH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME. 1266 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,681 I'M NOT HELPLESS. SEE? 1267 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:26,717 WOW. NICE GUNS. 1268 01:01:26,751 --> 01:01:28,552 BIGGER THAN MINE. 1269 01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:31,321 NO, THEY'RE NOT. WELL, MAYBE A LITTLE. 1270 01:01:31,355 --> 01:01:33,123 I'VE GOTTA GET TO CLASS. 1271 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:37,795 YOU HAD TO SHOW HIM YOUR GUNS. 1272 01:01:46,236 --> 01:01:49,006 EMMA, DARLING, HOW WAS SCHOOL? IT WAS FINE. 1273 01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:50,674 UM, I DID ALL MY HOMEWORK, 1274 01:01:50,707 --> 01:01:52,242 SO IS IT OKAY IF I GO TO THE MALL? 1275 01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:53,844 I NEED SOME SHOES. OF COURSE. 1276 01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:55,279 A YOUNG LADY COULD ALWAYS USE 1277 01:01:55,312 --> 01:01:56,847 A NEW PAIR OF SHOES. 1278 01:01:56,881 --> 01:02:00,417 AND WHAT ABOUT A NEW DOG? 1279 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:03,687 A DOG? WHAT DOG? PEMBERLY? 1280 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,090 NO. FATHER, THERE'S NO DOG. I JUST-- 1281 01:02:06,123 --> 01:02:08,025 THANK HEAVENS! FOR A MOMENT THERE, 1282 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:10,660 WE THOUGHT YOU WERE ASKING IF YOU COULD HAVE...A PET. 1283 01:02:16,300 --> 01:02:18,502 NO ONE LIKES A SMUG BUTLER. 1284 01:02:25,509 --> 01:02:28,478 OOH, COME ON, HALLEY. LET'S GO CHECK OUT THE ESPADRILLES. 1285 01:02:28,512 --> 01:02:30,815 AVALON, YOU HATE ESPADRILLES. 1286 01:02:30,848 --> 01:02:32,983 SEE, NOW, I DID, BUT THEN I BOUGHT 1287 01:02:33,017 --> 01:02:35,152 THIS FABULOUS ORGANIC SPRAY-ON TAN, 1288 01:02:35,185 --> 01:02:37,822 AND SUMMER LEGS AND ESPADRILLES ARE OFF THE HOOK. 1289 01:02:37,855 --> 01:02:40,257 WAIT, LOOK WHO'S HERE. 1290 01:02:40,290 --> 01:02:41,826 SAVANNAH O'NEAL. 1291 01:02:41,859 --> 01:02:43,493 WRONG. THAT'S EMMA REYNOLDS. 1292 01:02:43,527 --> 01:02:45,629 SHE GOES TO LIGGETT ACADEMY. 1293 01:02:45,662 --> 01:02:47,464 HENCE THE BLAND BUT UBER-EXPENSIVE UNIFORM. 1294 01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:49,466 WAIT, ARE YOU SURE THAT'S NOT SAVANNAH, 1295 01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:51,668 THE ONE WHO GOES TO OUR SCHOOL? 1296 01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:54,038 NO, THAT'S SAVANNAH. 1297 01:03:03,848 --> 01:03:05,749 WHOA, THAT'S A MIND-BLOW. 1298 01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:08,018 OOH! ESPADRILLES! 1299 01:03:14,859 --> 01:03:16,693 DO THESE COME IN 8? DO THESE COME IN 8? 1300 01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:24,368 WOW. YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME. 1301 01:03:24,401 --> 01:03:27,905 NO, Y LOOK JUST LIKE ME. 1302 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,176 MISS EMMA, IT'S GETTING RATHER LATE. 1303 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:34,311 PERHAPS I SHOULD HAVE JACOB BRING THE CAR AROUND. 1304 01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:37,014 I--I TOOK THE BUS. 1305 01:03:37,047 --> 01:03:40,050 OH, DEAR ME. I THOUGHT YOU WERE-- 1306 01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:41,852 ME? 1307 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:46,991 I'M SO SORRY FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING, MISS. 1308 01:03:47,024 --> 01:03:50,527 MISS? MAN, YOUR GRANDFATHER IS SO POLITE. 1309 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,696 MINE PICKS HIS TEETH WITH A CREDIT CARD. 1310 01:03:52,729 --> 01:03:55,165 PEMBERLY'S MY BUTLER. SERIOUS? 1311 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:57,001 QUITE. 1312 01:03:57,034 --> 01:03:59,403 I LOVE A GOOD MISUNDERSTANDING, 1313 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,705 BUT THIS IS JUST GETTING RIDICULOUS. 1314 01:04:01,738 --> 01:04:04,041 ALL RIGHT. SAVANNAH, MEET EMMA REYNOLDS-- 1315 01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:06,643 DEBUTANTE BALL QUEEN WHO CARPOOLS IN A LIMO. 1316 01:04:06,676 --> 01:04:09,746 AND, EMMA, MEET SAVANNAH O'NEAL-- 1317 01:04:09,779 --> 01:04:12,216 ARTSY JOCK GIRL WHO RIDES A MEAN SKATEBOARD. 1318 01:04:12,249 --> 01:04:14,484 YOU TWO ARE LIKE TWINS... 1319 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:17,021 FROM DIFFERENT PLANETS. 1320 01:04:17,054 --> 01:04:19,856 HEY, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 1321 01:04:19,890 --> 01:04:21,758 FREE MALL MASSAGE? 1322 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:25,862 NO, THIS COULD BE AN AWESOME STORY FOR GEEKLY CHIC. 1323 01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:28,065 SMILE. ( snaps photo ) 1324 01:04:28,098 --> 01:04:31,268 AND THEN A FREE MALL MASSAGE. 1325 01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:33,070 ( both shriek ) 1326 01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:34,404 ( chattering ) 1327 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,440 DO YOU KNOW THOSE GIRLS? 1328 01:04:36,473 --> 01:04:38,943 I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 1329 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,844 ME, NEITHER. 1330 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:43,580 ( both laugh ) 1331 01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:46,750 MY MUM WOULD KILL ME IF SHE SAW ME EATING MALL FOOD. 1332 01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:48,718 AND I'M NOT EVEN USING A NAPKIN. 1333 01:04:48,752 --> 01:04:50,988 I NEVER DO. 1334 01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:56,893 SO, YOU HAVE THREE LITTLE BROTHERS AND A DOG. 1335 01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:58,528 HOW GREAT IS THAT? 1336 01:04:58,562 --> 01:04:59,930 NOT IF YOU'RE HUNGRY. 1337 01:04:59,964 --> 01:05:01,698 AND MURRAY'S NOT TECHNICALLY MINE. 1338 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:03,767 HE BELONGS TO THIS GUY JAKE, WHO'S CRAZY CUTE 1339 01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:06,303 AND I HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON, BUT I'D DIE IF HE EVER FOUND OUT. 1340 01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:08,472 SAVANNAH, YOUR LIFE SOUNDS TOTALLY INSANE 1341 01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:10,540 AND TOTALLY AWESOME. 1342 01:05:10,574 --> 01:05:12,309 ME? EMMA, YOU'RE THE ONE CRUISING AROUND IN LIMOS ALL DAY 1343 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:13,944 AND MALL-HOPPING WITH FREDERICK. 1344 01:05:13,978 --> 01:05:16,280 PEMBERLY, AND IT'S NOT AS EASY AS IT SOUNDS. 1345 01:05:16,313 --> 01:05:18,215 PLEASE. IF I COULD HAVE YOUR LIFE FOR ONE WEEK, 1346 01:05:18,248 --> 01:05:19,984 I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. 1347 01:05:20,017 --> 01:05:21,651 IF I COULD YOUR LIFE FOR ONE WEEK, 1348 01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:23,320 I'D BE THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. 1349 01:05:23,353 --> 01:05:25,155 OKAY, EVERYBODY'S THINKING IT, 1350 01:05:25,189 --> 01:05:26,991 SO WE'RE JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY IT-- 1351 01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:28,492 IT'S TIME FOR THE OLD SWITCHEROO. 1352 01:05:28,525 --> 01:05:31,795 WHAT ARE WE SWITCHEROO-ING? 1353 01:05:31,828 --> 01:05:34,164 DUH. YOUR LIVES. YOU TWO LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. 1354 01:05:34,198 --> 01:05:35,799 YEAH, SO JUST TRADE UP FOR ONE WEEK, 1355 01:05:35,832 --> 01:05:37,167 AND IT'LL BE TOTALLY AWESOME. 1356 01:05:37,201 --> 01:05:39,069 OR A DISASTER. EITHER WAY, 1357 01:05:39,103 --> 01:05:40,971 IT'S GOING ON GEEKLYCHIC.COM. 1358 01:05:41,005 --> 01:05:42,973 THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BLOG. 1359 01:05:43,007 --> 01:05:44,808 WAIT, YOU'RE SAYING FOR ONE WEEK, 1360 01:05:44,841 --> 01:05:46,310 I'M GOING TO BE HER? 1361 01:05:46,343 --> 01:05:48,979 AND I'M GONNA BE HER? I LOVE IT! 1362 01:05:49,013 --> 01:05:51,481 I GET TO HAVE THREE BROTHERS, A DOG, 1363 01:05:51,515 --> 01:05:53,317 AND NO SCHOOL UNIFORM FOR A WEEK! 1364 01:05:53,350 --> 01:05:55,452 AND I GET TO HAVE A HUGE HOUSE 1365 01:05:55,485 --> 01:05:58,955 AND ALL THE FOOD I CAN EAT AND-- AND HIM! 1366 01:05:58,989 --> 01:06:00,657 ( slurps ) 1367 01:06:00,690 --> 01:06:02,993 ( laughing ) 1368 01:06:03,027 --> 01:06:05,029 PEMBERLY, BE RIGHT BACK. 1369 01:06:05,062 --> 01:06:07,597 WE'RE JUST GOING TO THE WASHROOM. 1370 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:10,867 YOU GO, GIRLS. 1371 01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:13,837 ( both laugh ) 1372 01:06:13,870 --> 01:06:15,572 SHALL WE? 1373 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:28,718 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE DOING THIS. 1374 01:06:28,752 --> 01:06:31,188 I KNOW, BUT IT'S SUCH A BRILLIANT IDEA. 1375 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:38,895 UH, YOU OKAY RIDING THAT HOME? 1376 01:06:38,928 --> 01:06:41,065 I'LL BE FINE. GOOD LUCK. 1377 01:06:41,098 --> 01:06:43,167 OH, DID I MENTION THERE'S FIVE PEOPLE 1378 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,901 LIVING IN MY HOUSE, AND ONE BATHROOM? 1379 01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:46,203 NO. 1380 01:06:46,236 --> 01:06:48,472 HOME, JAMES! 1381 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:50,640 IT'S PEMBERLY! 1382 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:52,176 ( sighs ) 1383 01:06:52,209 --> 01:06:54,078 HOW HARD CAN THIS BE? 1384 01:06:54,111 --> 01:06:55,679 IT'S JUST A SKATEBOARD. 1385 01:06:57,414 --> 01:07:00,016 SEE? EASY AS--AAH! 1386 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:30,814 MAN, I AM LIVING THE DREAM! 1387 01:07:32,382 --> 01:07:34,818 EWW, AND I HAVE GOT TO SHAVE MY LEGS. 1388 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:39,256 I ALWAYS OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU, MISS EMMA. 1389 01:07:39,289 --> 01:07:41,024 ( British accent ) OF COURSE YOU DO. 1390 01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:44,094 'CAUSE I ALWAYS LET GUYS OPEN DOORS FOR ME. 1391 01:07:44,128 --> 01:07:45,829 INDEED? 1392 01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:54,138 WOW. I AM LOADED! 1393 01:07:54,171 --> 01:07:56,473 OH...WITH BOOKS. 1394 01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:59,476 CAN YOU TAKE THESE FOR ME, PEMBERLY? 1395 01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:01,578 NOW, DON'T FORGET, MISS EMMA-- 1396 01:08:01,611 --> 01:08:03,447 YOU HAVE A DRESS-FITTING BEFORE SUPPER. 1397 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,649 A DRESS? I MEAN-- 1398 01:08:05,682 --> 01:08:07,817 A DRESS! WHOO-HOO! 1399 01:08:07,851 --> 01:08:09,486 OFF TO MY FITTING. 1400 01:08:09,519 --> 01:08:13,390 HOW FITTING THAT I'M OFF TO MY FITTING. 1401 01:08:13,423 --> 01:08:15,825 WHAT EXACTLY AM I BEING FITTED FOR AGAIN? 1402 01:08:15,859 --> 01:08:17,961 WHY, YOUR BIRTHDAY BALL. 1403 01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:22,766 I'M GOING TO A BALL? WHO AM I--CINDERELLA? 1404 01:08:26,503 --> 01:08:29,939 I GUESS I AM CINDERELLA. 1405 01:08:36,513 --> 01:08:38,182 WHAT ARE YOU STANDING THERE FOR? 1406 01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:40,684 WAITING FOR YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR. 1407 01:08:45,522 --> 01:08:47,391 ( sighs ) 1408 01:08:50,194 --> 01:08:51,828 I'M GONNA GET YOU! 1409 01:08:51,861 --> 01:08:54,998 MISSED ME! 1410 01:08:55,031 --> 01:08:56,833 ( imitating gunfire ) 1411 01:08:56,866 --> 01:08:59,169 ( American accent ) YO, YO, YO! 1412 01:08:59,203 --> 01:09:01,871 IT'S ME--SAVANNAH-- YOUR "SISTA". 1413 01:09:03,540 --> 01:09:06,042 WHAT UP, DAWGS? 1414 01:09:08,578 --> 01:09:10,514 JUST KIDDING! HA! 1415 01:09:10,547 --> 01:09:12,482 MIND IF I JOIN YOU GUYS? 1416 01:09:14,418 --> 01:09:16,286 GET HER! GET HER! 1417 01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:19,289 ( shouting ) 1418 01:09:19,323 --> 01:09:21,358 ( all shouting ) 1419 01:09:21,391 --> 01:09:22,726 ( oven beeping ) 1420 01:09:22,759 --> 01:09:24,928 HEY, DAD. 1421 01:09:26,263 --> 01:09:27,697 HELLO, FATHER. 1422 01:09:29,366 --> 01:09:31,735 DID YOU JUST CALL ME "FATHER"? 1423 01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:35,239 UH, I-- JUST KIDDING...DAD. 1424 01:09:35,272 --> 01:09:38,242 WHATEVER HAPPENED TO "POPS"? 1425 01:09:38,275 --> 01:09:40,777 HERE, MIND PUTTING THE NAPKINS OUT? 1426 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,383 YEAH, I KNOW IT'S KIND OF FORMAL, BUT-- 1427 01:09:46,416 --> 01:09:49,253 UH, EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1428 01:09:49,286 --> 01:09:51,655 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO GO FRESHEN UP FIRST... 1429 01:09:51,688 --> 01:09:53,690 POPS. 1430 01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:57,193 YOU'RE GONNA WHAT? 1431 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:01,598 OH, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY ROOM. 1432 01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:03,800 IT IS. 1433 01:10:08,071 --> 01:10:10,173 SORRY I'M LATE! 1434 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:12,075 I WAS TRYING ON BALL GOWN NUMBER 23, 1435 01:10:12,108 --> 01:10:14,711 AND TIME JUST GOT AWAY FROM ME. 1436 01:10:14,744 --> 01:10:16,680 UM, HOPE YOU HAVEN'T STARTED. 1437 01:10:16,713 --> 01:10:18,282 I'M STARVING. 1438 01:10:18,315 --> 01:10:21,385 EMMA, WE'D NEVER START EATING WITHOUT YOU. 1439 01:10:21,418 --> 01:10:23,353 REALLY? COOL. 1440 01:10:23,387 --> 01:10:26,055 I MEAN, THAT'S A LOVELY TRADITION. 1441 01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:35,064 IT'S JUST A LITTLE GAME WE PLAY. 1442 01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:42,272 MMM, THIS SMELLS DIVINE. 1443 01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:48,745 AND TASTES EVEN DIVINER. 1444 01:10:50,314 --> 01:10:52,482 AHEM. WHAT IS THIS? 1445 01:10:52,516 --> 01:10:54,618 ESCARGOT. 1446 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:57,253 SNAILS? 1447 01:10:57,287 --> 01:10:59,389 BON APPETIT. 1448 01:10:59,423 --> 01:11:01,291 ( swallows ) 1449 01:11:03,159 --> 01:11:05,161 CHOW DOWN, GANG. 1450 01:11:05,194 --> 01:11:07,230 ALL RIGHT, I'M STARVING! 1451 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:10,300 MMM! THAT LOOKS GOOD, DAD. 1452 01:11:10,334 --> 01:11:12,469 UH, EXCUSE ME. 1453 01:11:12,502 --> 01:11:13,637 HEY, GIVE ME THAT! SORRY. 1454 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:15,472 I WANT THE LEG! 1455 01:11:15,505 --> 01:11:17,307 SAVE SOME FOR POPS. 1456 01:11:17,341 --> 01:11:19,609 EXCUSE ME? I WANT MORE! 1457 01:11:19,643 --> 01:11:20,944 PARDON ME. 1458 01:11:20,977 --> 01:11:22,646 UH... 1459 01:11:22,679 --> 01:11:25,315 MMM, THIS IS GOOD, DAD. 1460 01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:26,983 MM-HMM. 1461 01:11:29,152 --> 01:11:31,788 SO, EMMA, DEAR, YOUR MOTHER AND I 1462 01:11:31,821 --> 01:11:33,323 HAVE ARRANGED FOR SOME WONDERFUL MUSIC 1463 01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:34,824 FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY BALL... 1464 01:11:34,858 --> 01:11:36,460 AT THE COUNTRY CLUB. 1465 01:11:36,493 --> 01:11:38,795 YOU GUYS GOT A COOL D.J.? 1466 01:11:38,828 --> 01:11:40,129 A D-WHO? 1467 01:11:40,163 --> 01:11:41,965 FORGET IT. 1468 01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:43,533 WHO DID YOU GET? 1469 01:11:43,567 --> 01:11:45,201 MARTINA MOLINARA-- 1470 01:11:45,234 --> 01:11:47,637 THE FAMOUS ITALIAN OPERA SINGER. 1471 01:11:47,671 --> 01:11:51,007 YOU KNOW, AS INCREDIBLY ENTERTAINING AS THAT SOUNDS, 1472 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:53,677 WOULDN'T IT BE EASIER JUST TO CHILL OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS 1473 01:11:53,710 --> 01:11:55,645 AND GET A TACO TRUCK? 1474 01:11:55,679 --> 01:11:58,014 WHAT'S A TACO? 1475 01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:04,821 ( whistle blows ) 1476 01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:06,055 WAKE UP! 1477 01:12:07,757 --> 01:12:11,160 IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FENCING LESSON. 1478 01:12:11,194 --> 01:12:12,962 EN GARDE! 1479 01:12:12,996 --> 01:12:15,499 AAH! 1480 01:12:15,532 --> 01:12:17,501 ( toilet flushes ) 1481 01:12:19,603 --> 01:12:22,171 JUST WARNING YOU-- YOU MAY WANT TO OPEN THE WINDOW. 1482 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:24,173 I CALL FIRST! 1483 01:12:24,207 --> 01:12:26,876 EN GARDE! WHOA! 1484 01:12:26,910 --> 01:12:28,578 SHE'S CRAZY. 1485 01:12:28,612 --> 01:12:30,113 TOUCHE. 1486 01:12:32,682 --> 01:12:34,584 ( sighs ) 1487 01:12:34,618 --> 01:12:37,554 THAT IS NICE MUSIC TO NAP BY. 1488 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:40,023 NO NAPPING. 1489 01:12:40,056 --> 01:12:41,658 IT'S TIME FOR THE BALLET LESSON. 1490 01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:44,761 ( sighs ) UP, UP, UP. 1491 01:12:44,794 --> 01:12:48,398 AND DOWN, DOWN, DOWN. 1492 01:12:48,432 --> 01:12:49,866 AH! 1493 01:12:49,899 --> 01:12:51,535 COME ON. 1494 01:12:51,568 --> 01:12:53,002 ( thud ) 1495 01:12:53,036 --> 01:12:56,005 DON'T LET HER GET IT! 1496 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:58,675 QUICK, PASS IT! ( cell phone rings ) 1497 01:12:58,708 --> 01:13:00,777 HELLO? 1498 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:03,379 I WANT MY LIFE BACK. ME, TOO. 1499 01:13:03,413 --> 01:13:06,450 I HAD NO IDEA BEING RICH COULD BE SO EXHAUSTING. 1500 01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:08,418 DID I SAY I WANTED A BIG FAMILY? 1501 01:13:08,452 --> 01:13:10,954 I TAKE IT BACK. I LOVE BEING AN ONLY CHILD. 1502 01:13:10,987 --> 01:13:13,189 LET'S SWITCH BACK TOMORROW, OKAY? 1503 01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:15,592 Pemberly: AHEM. EXCUSE ME, MISS EMMA. 1504 01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:17,060 I'VE COME TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU HAVE A-- 1505 01:13:17,093 --> 01:13:18,728 PLEASE DON'T SAY ANOTHER LESSON. 1506 01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:20,296 I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. 1507 01:13:20,329 --> 01:13:22,599 NO. YOU HAVE A DATE WITH LANCE. 1508 01:13:22,632 --> 01:13:24,468 HE'S WAITING OUTSIDE. 1509 01:13:24,501 --> 01:13:26,670 LANCE? WHO'S LANCE? 1510 01:13:28,104 --> 01:13:29,473 PEMBERLY, CAN I TELL YOU 1511 01:13:29,506 --> 01:13:30,974 A LITTLE SECRET? 1512 01:13:33,943 --> 01:13:36,279 ( American accent ) I'M NOT REALLY EMMA. 1513 01:13:36,312 --> 01:13:37,814 I'M SAVANNAH. 1514 01:13:37,847 --> 01:13:40,316 ( gasps ) NO. I'M SHOCKED. 1515 01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:41,918 YOU WON'T TELL? 1516 01:13:41,951 --> 01:13:43,820 PLEASE. YOU HAVE NO IDEA 1517 01:13:43,853 --> 01:13:45,589 THE SECRETS I KEEP AROUND HERE. 1518 01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,857 THAT'S WHY MY CHRISTMAS BONUS IS SO HIGH. 1519 01:13:49,793 --> 01:13:52,195 LANCE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND. 1520 01:13:53,797 --> 01:13:58,001 AHEM. LANCE IS WAITING... MISS EMMA. 1521 01:14:00,269 --> 01:14:02,105 HEY, EMMA. 1522 01:14:02,138 --> 01:14:03,640 YOU'RE LANCE? 1523 01:14:03,673 --> 01:14:05,642 WHO KNEW I HAD SUCH A HOTTIE BOYFRIEND? 1524 01:14:05,675 --> 01:14:08,344 I MEAN...I KNEW. 1525 01:14:08,377 --> 01:14:10,480 I JUST HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING MYSELF. 1526 01:14:10,514 --> 01:14:12,482 WELL, WE DO MAKE A MAGNIFICENT COUPLE. 1527 01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:14,484 HEH. SO, READY TO GO DOWN TO THE FIELD? 1528 01:14:14,518 --> 01:14:16,152 THE SOFTBALL FIELD? 1529 01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:18,354 HA HA! THE POLO FIELD. 1530 01:14:18,387 --> 01:14:22,992 OH, GUESS WHAT? I NAMED ONE OF MY PONIES EMMA...AFTER YOU. 1531 01:14:23,026 --> 01:14:25,695 UH, AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD TO HAVE A PONY? 1532 01:14:25,729 --> 01:14:29,866 IT'S A POLO PONY. IT'S A HORSE. 1533 01:14:29,899 --> 01:14:32,936 OH. OH, OF-- OF COURSE IT'S A HORSE. 1534 01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:36,840 I KNEW THAT. JUST HORSING AROUND! 1535 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:38,975 SHALL WE GO, MY LADY? 1536 01:14:41,678 --> 01:14:43,647 HI, I'D LIKE TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR A MANICURE. 1537 01:14:43,680 --> 01:14:46,482 TOMORROW? PERFECT. 1538 01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,051 HEY, SAVANNAH. 1539 01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:51,187 HEY...TO YOU, TOO. 1540 01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:52,989 I JUST SENT YOU THE COOLEST VIDEO 1541 01:14:53,022 --> 01:14:54,824 OF MURRAY DANCING THE MACARENA. 1542 01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:57,861 MURRAY? OH, YOU'RE JAKE! 1543 01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,495 SHE'S RIGHT-- YOU A CUTE. 1544 01:14:59,529 --> 01:15:01,164 WHO'S "SHE"? 1545 01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:03,499 I MEAN, ME. 1546 01:15:03,533 --> 01:15:05,201 SHE'S ME. 1547 01:15:06,269 --> 01:15:07,904 YOU THINK I'M CUTE? 1548 01:15:07,937 --> 01:15:10,707 WAY CUTE. I GUESS I'VE JUST BEEN TOO... 1549 01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:12,876 SHY TO TELL YOU THAT BEFORE. 1550 01:15:17,013 --> 01:15:19,215 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT WITH ME? 1551 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:21,484 I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. 1552 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:24,220 ( both chuckle ) 1553 01:15:24,253 --> 01:15:27,190 AAH! I HAVE A DATE WITH JAKE? NO WAY! 1554 01:15:27,223 --> 01:15:29,525 I KNOW. I'M GOOD, HUH? 1555 01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:31,260 I GET SO NERVOUS AROUND HIM. 1556 01:15:31,294 --> 01:15:32,862 I ALWAYS SAY THE WRONG THING, AND DO DUMB STUFF, 1557 01:15:32,896 --> 01:15:35,031 LIKE SHOW HIM MY GUNS. 1558 01:15:35,064 --> 01:15:37,266 I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO ASK ABOUT THAT. 1559 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:40,203 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT-- I'M GOING TO BE YOU FOR ONE MORE DAY 1560 01:15:40,236 --> 01:15:42,939 SO THAT I CAN GO OUT WITH JAKE AND SHOW YOU HOW EASY IT IS TO BE WITH HIM. 1561 01:15:42,972 --> 01:15:45,074 JUST DON'T LET HIM SEE YOU THERE. 1562 01:15:45,108 --> 01:15:47,811 DON'T WORRY. I'M GONNA BE INVISIBLE AROUND JAKE. 1563 01:15:53,449 --> 01:15:55,619 JAKE, I'M SO GLAD WE'RE FINALLY GOING OUT TOGETHER. 1564 01:15:55,652 --> 01:15:57,887 PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S LONG OVERDUE. 1565 01:15:57,921 --> 01:16:00,056 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ME. 1566 01:16:00,089 --> 01:16:02,792 I MEAN, YOU'RE USUALLY SO, UM... 1567 01:16:02,826 --> 01:16:05,461 INDEPENDENT. 1568 01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:07,263 RIGHT, BUT A GIRL CAN BE SELF-RELIANT 1569 01:16:07,296 --> 01:16:11,267 AND STILL BE INTERESTED. 1570 01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:13,436 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU, SAVANNAH, 1571 01:16:13,469 --> 01:16:16,139 BUT I LIKE IT. 1572 01:16:16,172 --> 01:16:18,341 ( laughs ) 1573 01:16:22,846 --> 01:16:26,449 ( gasps ) WHO THREW THAT? 1574 01:16:26,482 --> 01:16:29,152 I'M GONNA GO YELL AT THAT BUSBOY. 1575 01:16:33,923 --> 01:16:35,992 OKAY, THAT WAS REALLY GROSS. 1576 01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:37,894 YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T THROW THE BUSBOY AT YOU. 1577 01:16:37,927 --> 01:16:39,663 WHAT WERE YOU DOING HOLDING HANDS WITH MY BOYFRIEND? 1578 01:16:39,696 --> 01:16:41,665 YOUR BOYFRIEND? IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, 1579 01:16:41,698 --> 01:16:43,667 HE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXISTED. 1580 01:16:43,700 --> 01:16:46,102 OH, SO, NOW HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND? MAYBE SO. 1581 01:16:46,135 --> 01:16:48,772 THAT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE I HAPPEN TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND OF MY OWN. 1582 01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:51,808 YEAH, LIKE WHO? YOU CAN'T EVEN TALK TO GUYS? 1583 01:16:51,841 --> 01:16:55,144 LANCE DOESN'T MIND. LESS TALKING, MORE HUGGING. 1584 01:16:55,178 --> 01:16:58,314 LANCE IS MY BOYFRIEND! NOT ANYMORE. 1585 01:16:58,347 --> 01:16:59,983 SEE YOU AROUND THE POLO FIELDS, SAVANNAH! 1586 01:17:04,287 --> 01:17:06,089 JAKE? 1587 01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:08,124 THIS IS MY FAVORITE PLACE 1588 01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,826 FOR, YOU KNOW, BUMPING INTO PEOPLE. 1589 01:17:09,859 --> 01:17:11,928 I WOULDN'T KNOW ANYONE HERE. 1590 01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:15,198 OH, WAIT A MINUTE. IS THAT MY POOL BOY? 1591 01:17:15,231 --> 01:17:18,501 HMM. I'D KNOW FOR SURE IF HE WAS HOLDING SOME TOWELS OR SOMETHING. 1592 01:17:18,534 --> 01:17:21,637 FOR REALS? LANCE, DO YOU EVER EVEN LISTEN TO YOURSELF? 1593 01:17:21,671 --> 01:17:24,273 ONLY WHEN I SING KARAOKE. I'M QUITE THE ENTERTAINER. 1594 01:17:24,307 --> 01:17:27,610 NO, I PREFER LOOKING AT MYSELF. 1595 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,846 OH, BY THE WAY, ARE MY BANGS CLUMPING? 1596 01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:32,849 Jake: COME ON, MURRAY! QUICK, PUT YOUR ARM AROUND ME! 1597 01:17:32,882 --> 01:17:35,284 ( barking ) ( laughter) 1598 01:17:35,318 --> 01:17:37,721 DID I SAY HERE? I MEANT OVER THERE. 1599 01:17:37,754 --> 01:17:40,523 ( overlapping chatter ) 1600 01:17:40,556 --> 01:17:42,358 AHEM! SAVANNAH. 1601 01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:44,627 EMMA, HOW'S IT GOING? 1602 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:46,395 WHOA. YOU TWO COULD BE-- 1603 01:17:46,429 --> 01:17:48,497 YEAH, WE KNOW-- TWINS. 1604 01:17:48,531 --> 01:17:50,700 SO, HAVE YOU MET MY BOYFRIEND LANCE? 1605 01:17:50,734 --> 01:17:54,170 ISN'T HE CUTE AND SO SQUEEZABLE? AAH! 1606 01:17:54,203 --> 01:17:57,173 NO SCRUNCHING. ITALIAN LEATHER. 1607 01:17:57,206 --> 01:18:01,177 ITALIAN LEATHER! ISN'T HE...DIVINE? 1608 01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:02,912 WAIT. I JUST GOT AN IDEA. 1609 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:05,248 HOW ABOUT WE ALL GO OUT ON A DOUBLE-DATE? 1610 01:18:05,281 --> 01:18:07,316 WOULDN'T THAT BE COOL? 1611 01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:09,085 NOT REALLY. 1612 01:18:09,118 --> 01:18:10,720 THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. IN FACT, 1613 01:18:10,754 --> 01:18:12,155 WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS SATURDAY? 1614 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:13,723 YOU COULD COME TO MY BIRTHDAY BALL. 1615 01:18:13,757 --> 01:18:15,224 YOUR BIRTHDAY BALL? 1616 01:18:15,258 --> 01:18:17,326 THAT'S MY... 1617 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:19,428 FAVORITE THING TO DO. 1618 01:18:19,462 --> 01:18:22,565 WE'LL BE THERE. LET'S GO, GUYS. 1619 01:18:22,598 --> 01:18:24,200 ( groaning ) 1620 01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:29,338 WOW, HE ACTS LIKE HE KNOWS YOU. 1621 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:31,808 MISS YOU, TOO, MURRAY. 1622 01:18:33,777 --> 01:18:39,182 ( woman singing opera ) 1623 01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:41,050 ( yawns ) 1624 01:19:01,504 --> 01:19:04,040 I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN A DRESS BEFORE, SAVANNAH. 1625 01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:07,543 REALLY? NEVER? 1626 01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:09,478 WELL, I MEAN, SINCE FOURTH GRADE, 1627 01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:11,614 WHEN YOU STARTED WEARING PANTS TO RIDE YOUR SKATEBOARD. 1628 01:19:13,249 --> 01:19:16,152 THAT PRETTY MUCH SEALED THE DEAL FOR ME. 1629 01:19:16,185 --> 01:19:18,855 I'VE HAD A MAJOR CRUSH ON YOU EVER SINCE. 1630 01:19:20,924 --> 01:19:24,327 SO, YOU LIKE ALL THAT TOMBOY STUFF SHE DOES-- I DO? 1631 01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:26,429 I EVEN LIKE YOUR GUNS. 1632 01:19:28,197 --> 01:19:30,166 DIDN'T THEY USED TO BE BIGGER? 1633 01:19:30,199 --> 01:19:32,701 ( song ends ) 1634 01:19:37,540 --> 01:19:40,509 JAKE, I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE HERE YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW BETTER. 1635 01:19:42,011 --> 01:19:44,413 THANK YOU! OHH. 1636 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,850 ( overlapping chatter ) 1637 01:19:49,185 --> 01:19:52,521 OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 1638 01:19:52,555 --> 01:19:55,324 OH. 1639 01:19:55,358 --> 01:19:59,695 WOW. EMMA, I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST-LOOKING PERSON AT THIS PARTY, 1640 01:19:59,728 --> 01:20:01,430 BUT YOU HAVE GOT ME BEAT. 1641 01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:04,200 WAIT. 1642 01:20:04,233 --> 01:20:06,269 NAH, YOU GOT ME BEAT. 1643 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:08,938 WAIT. 1644 01:20:08,972 --> 01:20:11,707 NAH, IT'S YOUR PARTY. I'LL LET YOU HAVE IT THIS ONE TIME. 1645 01:20:13,342 --> 01:20:15,011 THANKS, LANCE. 1646 01:20:15,044 --> 01:20:17,046 YOU'RE SO...GENEROUS. 1647 01:20:17,080 --> 01:20:19,849 I AM, AREN'T I? HA HA! 1648 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:25,989 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 1649 01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:27,823 JUST SEEING IF SAVANNAH AND JAKE ARE HERE TO SEE THIS. 1650 01:20:27,857 --> 01:20:30,159 THE DOG PARK PEOPLE? 1651 01:20:30,193 --> 01:20:33,696 WHO CARES ABOUT THEM? THEY ARE NOT OUR KIND. 1652 01:20:33,729 --> 01:20:35,999 NOT OUR KIND? 1653 01:20:36,032 --> 01:20:38,201 LANCE, REMIND ME AGAIN WHY WE STARTED DATING. 1654 01:20:38,234 --> 01:20:40,703 BECAUSE MUMSY AND DADDY SET US UP IN THE THIRD GRADE. 1655 01:20:40,736 --> 01:20:43,672 THEY WANTED ME TO MARRY SOMEBODY JUST LIKE ME. 1656 01:20:43,706 --> 01:20:46,675 BUT--BUT EMMA'S NOTHING LIKE YOU! 1657 01:20:46,709 --> 01:20:48,577 SHE'S SWEET AND KIND AND-- 1658 01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:51,080 UH, HELLO? YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF. 1659 01:20:51,114 --> 01:20:53,849 BOY, PEOPLE SAY I'M CONCEITED. HA! 1660 01:20:53,883 --> 01:20:57,186 LANCE, I WANT TO BREAK UP. 1661 01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:59,188 WHAT? 1662 01:20:59,222 --> 01:21:01,824 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. WHAT'LL I TELL MUMSY AND DADDY? 1663 01:21:01,857 --> 01:21:04,393 TELL THEM YOU FOUND SOMEONE YOU'RE TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH. 1664 01:21:04,427 --> 01:21:06,695 YOURSELF. 1665 01:21:09,732 --> 01:21:12,801 OH, MAN, I LOVE THIS PRODUCT! 1666 01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:18,774 SAVANNAH. 1667 01:21:18,807 --> 01:21:20,176 EMMA. 1668 01:21:20,209 --> 01:21:22,912 WALT! LOOK! TWO EMMAS! 1669 01:21:22,946 --> 01:21:24,880 I DIDN'T GIVE BIRTH TO TWINS, DID I? 1670 01:21:24,914 --> 01:21:26,682 DARLING, WE WOULD'VE REMEMBERED THAT. 1671 01:21:26,715 --> 01:21:28,384 SAVANNAH, I'M SO SORRY. 1672 01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:30,453 JAKE ONLY LIKES ME BECAUSE HE THINKS I'M YOU. 1673 01:21:30,486 --> 01:21:33,923 I'M SORRY, TOO, EMMA. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR BIG NIGHT. 1674 01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:41,330 SAVANNAH? IT'S REALLY YOU? 1675 01:21:44,467 --> 01:21:45,868 NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME? 1676 01:21:45,901 --> 01:21:48,371 UH-- 1677 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,107 OOH. SNEAKS AND A BALL GOWN. CUTE. 1678 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,742 ALREADY BLOGGING IT. GOOD LOOK. 1679 01:21:53,776 --> 01:21:56,946 OH, EMMA, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YOU SHOULD KNOW. 1680 01:21:56,980 --> 01:21:59,248 WHAT? THAT'S WHO YOU DUMPED ME FOR? 1681 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:01,084 DOG PARK BOY? 1682 01:22:01,117 --> 01:22:03,419 YOU--YOU DUMPED MY BOYFRIEND? 1683 01:22:03,452 --> 01:22:05,154 THAT'S THE OTHER THING I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW. 1684 01:22:05,188 --> 01:22:07,656 I'M SO SORRY. DON'T BE! 1685 01:22:07,690 --> 01:22:09,792 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DUMP THIS JERK SINCE THE THIRD GRADE, 1686 01:22:09,825 --> 01:22:11,660 AND I NEVER HAD THE NERVE! 1687 01:22:11,694 --> 01:22:14,730 WAIT A MINUTE. NOW I HAVE TWO EX-GIRLFRIENDS? 1688 01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:17,066 ( woman singing opera ) 1689 01:22:17,100 --> 01:22:18,767 THIS IS ALL BECAUSE OF YOU. 1690 01:22:18,801 --> 01:22:20,469 HEY, HEY, CALM DOWN, BUDDY. 1691 01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:23,472 ( shouting ) 1692 01:22:23,506 --> 01:22:26,375 ( all gasp ) 1693 01:22:33,316 --> 01:22:35,951 OHH... MARTINA, DARLING! OH! 1694 01:22:35,985 --> 01:22:38,454 OHH! IT'S OVER. 1695 01:22:38,487 --> 01:22:40,389 NO KIDDING, IT'S OVER! 1696 01:22:45,494 --> 01:22:47,496 THIS IS TERRIBLE! 1697 01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:50,466 OH, OUR LITTLE GIRL'S PARTY IS RUINED! 1698 01:22:50,499 --> 01:22:53,036 NO, NO, NO! PEOPLE, THE PARTY'S NOT RUINED! 1699 01:22:53,069 --> 01:22:54,870 IT'S JUST GETTING STARTED. 1700 01:22:54,903 --> 01:22:56,472 TIME TO PARTY! 1701 01:22:56,505 --> 01:22:57,706 TACO TRUCK! 1702 01:22:57,740 --> 01:23:00,309 ( cheering ) 1703 01:23:00,343 --> 01:23:02,645 ( overlapping chatter ) 1704 01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:04,447 * PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS UP * 1705 01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:06,182 * LIFE IS JUST A CRAZY RIDE... * 1706 01:23:06,215 --> 01:23:07,683 COME ON! 1707 01:23:07,716 --> 01:23:09,785 * DANCE, DANCE, DANCE 1708 01:23:09,818 --> 01:23:12,021 * I WANT TO REACH THE SKY TONIGHT * 1709 01:23:12,055 --> 01:23:14,523 * I WANT TO BREATHE IT IN 1710 01:23:14,557 --> 01:23:16,825 HEY! 1711 01:23:18,394 --> 01:23:19,928 WHOO! WHOO! 1712 01:23:21,564 --> 01:23:23,066 WAIT, DID YOU INVITE THOSE GIRLS? 1713 01:23:23,099 --> 01:23:24,633 NO, I THOUGHT YOU DID. 1714 01:23:24,667 --> 01:23:26,402 WHOO! 1715 01:23:29,072 --> 01:23:30,573 ( indistinct chatter ) 1716 01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:32,808 ( both laughing ) 1717 01:23:32,841 --> 01:23:35,078 * PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS DOWN * 1718 01:23:35,111 --> 01:23:37,580 * NOW TURN AROUND, WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND * 1719 01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:39,815 * YOU'D BETTER STOP AND POSE... * 1720 01:23:39,848 --> 01:23:41,884 THIS IS HEAVENLY. 1721 01:23:41,917 --> 01:23:44,087 DARLING, NO MORE POACHED SALMON. 1722 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,922 LET'S MAKE TUESDAY NIGHT TACO NIGHT. 1723 01:23:48,291 --> 01:23:50,093 YEAH! WHOO! 1724 01:23:50,126 --> 01:23:51,960 ( cheering ) 1725 01:23:55,298 --> 01:23:56,765 * PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS UP * 1726 01:23:56,799 --> 01:23:58,334 * LIVE IS JUST A CRAZY RIDE... * 1727 01:23:58,367 --> 01:24:00,703 PEMBERLY, THIS PARTY ROCKS! 1728 01:24:00,736 --> 01:24:03,272 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISS EMMA. 1729 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:07,943 OH! PEMBERLY! 1730 01:24:07,976 --> 01:24:09,512 ( whimpering ) 1731 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:10,779 OHH. ( laughs ) 1732 01:24:10,813 --> 01:24:12,681 BUT MY PARENTS-- 1733 01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:15,684 WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO PICK UP THE POOP TOGETHER. 1734 01:24:15,718 --> 01:24:18,954 HERE, SWEETIE, UNCLE PEMBERLY'S GOING TO HOLD YOU NOW. 1735 01:24:18,987 --> 01:24:20,789 MUMMY'S HITTING THE DANCE FLOOR. 1736 01:24:20,823 --> 01:24:22,057 ( laughter ) 1737 01:24:23,826 --> 01:24:25,928 HI! 1738 01:24:25,961 --> 01:24:28,764 * DANCE, DANCE, DANCE 1739 01:24:28,797 --> 01:24:31,234 * I FOUND A CRAZY PHOTOGRAPH * 1740 01:24:31,267 --> 01:24:33,269 * OF YOU AND ME 1741 01:24:33,302 --> 01:24:35,604 ( cheering ) 1742 01:24:35,638 --> 01:24:39,275 * AND NOW I'M THROUGH WITH BEING BAD... * 1743 01:24:39,308 --> 01:24:41,677 WHOO! HA HA HA! 1744 01:24:43,011 --> 01:24:45,448 OHH! 1745 01:24:45,481 --> 01:24:47,483 ( laughing ) 1746 01:24:50,186 --> 01:24:53,322 * GOTTA FREAK THAT BEAT, MAKE 'EM BEG FOR MORE * 1747 01:24:53,356 --> 01:24:55,458 * EVERYBODY GOTTA GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR * 1748 01:24:55,491 --> 01:24:57,126 * GOTTA LIVE YOUR LIFE, BUT LIVE ORIGINAL * 1749 01:24:57,160 --> 01:24:58,794 * WE ALL GOT UPS AND DOWNS, YOU KNOW * 1750 01:24:58,827 --> 01:25:00,763 * LIFE IS JUST A CRAZY RIDE * 1751 01:25:00,796 --> 01:25:02,998 * SO, RELAX AND BREAK IT DOWN TONIGHT * 1752 01:25:03,031 --> 01:25:04,400 * IF IT'S ROUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH * 1753 01:25:04,433 --> 01:25:06,135 * DANCE, DANCE, DANCE 1754 01:25:06,169 --> 01:25:08,237 * PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS DOWN * 1755 01:25:08,271 --> 01:25:11,474 * NOW TURN AROUND, WHEN YOU HEAR THAT SOUND * 1756 01:25:11,507 --> 01:25:13,909 * YOU'VE GOTTA STOP AND POSE * 1757 01:25:13,942 --> 01:25:15,811 * LET IT GO TONIGHT 1758 01:25:15,844 --> 01:25:18,347 * STEP TO THE RIGHT 1759 01:25:18,381 --> 01:25:21,016 * TURN AROUND AND SMILE, YOU'VE GOTTA STOP AND POSE * 1760 01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:23,152 * GO AHEAD AND SCREAM MORE 1761 01:25:23,186 --> 01:25:24,853 * DO A LITTLE DANCE ON THE DANCE FLOOR * 1762 01:25:24,887 --> 01:25:28,491 * SO, JUST FORGIVE AND FORGET... * 1763 01:25:28,524 --> 01:25:31,827 ( cheering ) 1764 01:25:31,860 --> 01:25:34,497 * PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS UP * 1765 01:25:34,530 --> 01:25:36,299 * DANCE, DANCE, DANCE 1766 01:25:39,535 --> 01:25:41,804 ( cheering ) 1767 01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:47,343 I GUESS THIS ALL JUST GOES TO SHOW 1768 01:25:47,376 --> 01:25:49,678 THAT IF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR BEST FRIEND, 1769 01:25:49,712 --> 01:25:51,814 ANYONE CAN OVERCOME BEING... 1770 01:25:51,847 --> 01:25:54,016 FRENEMIES! FRENEMIES! 1771 01:25:59,021 --> 01:26:01,757 ** 1772 01:26:48,471 --> 01:26:51,640 ( laughs )