1 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:05,822 § I'll lay the dish here Ooh, Ià Ià Ià Ià 2 00:02:05,925 --> 00:02:08,792 § To hold the fish here Ooh, Ià Ià Ià Ià 3 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:12,490 § The serviettes here and now the cigarettes here § 4 00:02:12,598 --> 00:02:15,089 § And matches too They mustn't complain § 5 00:02:15,201 --> 00:02:17,999 § A little candy Ooh, Ià Ià Ià Ià 6 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:21,267 § A little brandy Ooh, Ià Ià Ià Ià 7 00:02:21,374 --> 00:02:25,367 § A bunch of roses to show the way we entertain § 8 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:28,811 § And a little bottle of champagne §§ 9 00:02:33,953 --> 00:02:35,978 ( Man Speaking French ) 10 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:40,320 ( Woman Speaking French ) 11 00:02:43,729 --> 00:02:46,163 ( Man Speaking French ) 12 00:02:46,265 --> 00:02:48,733 - ( Woman Speaking French ) - ( French ) 13 00:02:48,834 --> 00:02:50,927 She's terribly jealous. 14 00:02:51,037 --> 00:02:52,937 Oh! 15 00:02:53,039 --> 00:02:54,529 Voilà! 16 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:02,237 - ( Chuckles, Speaks French ) - ( French ) 17 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,331 - Mon mari! - Her husband! 18 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:30,403 Oh. 19 00:03:31,610 --> 00:03:33,237 Paulette! 20 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,747 Paulette! Ma Paulette! 21 00:03:58,304 --> 00:04:00,272 ( Gunshot ) 22 00:04:28,901 --> 00:04:30,163 Paulette! 23 00:04:30,269 --> 00:04:32,430 ( French ) 24 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:43,313 ( Paulette Sighing, Moaning ) 25 00:04:52,024 --> 00:04:53,992 ( French ) 26 00:04:59,098 --> 00:05:01,066 ( French ) 27 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,078 ( French ) 28 00:05:19,385 --> 00:05:21,353 S'il vous plaît. 29 00:05:24,156 --> 00:05:26,124 Voilà. 30 00:05:27,326 --> 00:05:29,294 ( French ) 31 00:05:47,746 --> 00:05:49,714 ( Chattering ) 32 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:12,228 Count Renard, this scandal will be your last. 33 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:14,602 At any rate, your last in Paris. 34 00:06:14,707 --> 00:06:16,641 As the ambassador of Sylvania... 35 00:06:16,742 --> 00:06:18,972 I cannot any longer permit our military attaché... 36 00:06:19,078 --> 00:06:22,809 to disgrace the name of our illustrious country with his shameless escapades. 37 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:25,008 Your Excellency, please - 38 00:06:25,117 --> 00:06:27,051 But that is an end. 39 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:31,954 You will leave at once for Sylvania and report to Her Majesty the queen in person. 40 00:06:32,057 --> 00:06:36,858 But, Your Excellency, I'm sure the stories you've heard about me are horribly- 41 00:06:36,962 --> 00:06:39,021 are horribly exaggerated. 42 00:06:41,634 --> 00:06:43,534 Count Renard... 43 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:48,096 for one week, I made it my business to follow you about personally. 44 00:06:48,207 --> 00:06:51,643 Oh. I'm sorry I didn't know it, Your Excellency. 45 00:06:51,744 --> 00:06:54,076 I would have taken you to some real places. 46 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,843 How dare you. 47 00:06:57,950 --> 00:07:01,181 I know more about you than you think. 48 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:11,724 My wife has told me everything. 49 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:21,501 You are to take the first train. 50 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:24,405 I think I had better take the first airplane. 51 00:07:36,855 --> 00:07:39,050 You are going by plane, monsieur? 52 00:07:39,158 --> 00:07:42,025 Yes,Jacques. And I've got to leave you. 53 00:07:42,127 --> 00:07:45,028 You're not going to take me with you? 54 00:07:45,130 --> 00:07:47,997 - I'm sorry. - But what will you do without me? 55 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:50,660 Think how good I am at making up excuses for you. 56 00:07:50,769 --> 00:07:52,930 Why, I can even imitate your voice on the telephone... 57 00:07:53,038 --> 00:07:54,938 and pretend you're at home to one lady... 58 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,668 when you're really having supper with another. 59 00:07:57,776 --> 00:08:00,074 Yes,Jacques. You're a very good servant. 60 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:03,307 And you can tell lies better than anybody I know. 61 00:08:03,415 --> 00:08:05,315 But I won't need you anymore. 62 00:08:05,417 --> 00:08:08,875 In fact, I will probably be sent to a military prison. 63 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,888 But even so, you'll need me, monsieur. 64 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,481 Supposing someone you don't want to see calls at the prison. 65 00:08:13,592 --> 00:08:15,822 Who's going to tell them you're not at home? 66 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:20,297 I can't see how anybody could be so anxious to leave this beautiful Paris. 67 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:23,425 But, monsieur, I am a Frenchman. And to be a Frenchman in Paris is nothing... 68 00:08:23,535 --> 00:08:26,003 because everyone in Paris is a Frenchman. 69 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:28,039 - That's true. - But to be a Frenchman in - 70 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:30,370 - What is the name of your country? - Sylvania. 71 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:34,105 That is different. Why, even my stories will be new there. 72 00:08:34,213 --> 00:08:38,479 I can actually tell them the one about the Frenchman and the farmer's daughter. 73 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,814 Oh, please, monsieur, take me to Pennsylvania. 74 00:08:40,919 --> 00:08:43,080 - Sylvania. - Take me to Sylvania. 75 00:08:43,188 --> 00:08:46,351 All right,Jacques. I'll take you there. Go and pack the bags. 76 00:08:46,458 --> 00:08:49,825 Oh, thank you. Thank you, monsieur. I am so happy. 77 00:08:49,928 --> 00:08:51,896 ( Barks ) 78 00:08:57,736 --> 00:08:59,704 I am not. 79 00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:24,293 § You'll never miss me when I'm gone Paris § 80 00:09:24,396 --> 00:09:26,990 § But I know that I'll miss you § 81 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:32,402 § You took a lot of pains in teaching me § 82 00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:36,873 § Why must we say adieu § 83 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:41,539 § I've seen your mild days § 84 00:09:41,647 --> 00:09:44,616 § And some of your wild days § 85 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:47,618 § Down where the Seine flows § 86 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,654 § And where the champagne flows 87 00:09:49,755 --> 00:09:55,591 § You taught me all that a kiss could be § 88 00:09:55,694 --> 00:10:00,688 § Paris, your judgment was good enough for me § 89 00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:05,532 § With you each night meant the thrill of excitement § 90 00:10:05,637 --> 00:10:08,868 Montmartre and ladies 91 00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:11,272 § That love to raise Hades § 92 00:10:11,377 --> 00:10:16,337 § If I've been happy then you're to blame § 93 00:10:16,448 --> 00:10:21,476 § Oh, Paris please stay the same § 94 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:24,112 § I've seen your blonde girls § 95 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,555 § With beautiful blonde curls § 96 00:10:26,658 --> 00:10:29,126 § Sweet Paris daughters § 97 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:31,719 § In all of your quarters § 98 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:36,733 § They taught me all that a kiss could be § 99 00:10:36,835 --> 00:10:41,829 § Paris, your ladies were good enough for me § 100 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,204 I've met brunettes here 101 00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:46,903 § And little grisettes here § 102 00:10:47,012 --> 00:10:51,915 § I've lost my station and my reputation § 103 00:10:52,017 --> 00:10:56,977 § If I've been happy then you're to blame § 104 00:10:57,089 --> 00:11:01,992 § Oh, ladies, please stay the same § 105 00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:06,155 § I'm like my master Now I'm leaving you § 106 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:09,564 § He's sad So am I, Paris § 107 00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:12,865 I try to follow in his footsteps too 108 00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:16,532 § A few may remember me § 109 00:11:16,642 --> 00:11:19,611 § I've seen your mild maids § 110 00:11:19,711 --> 00:11:22,271 § I've see your wild maids § 111 00:11:22,381 --> 00:11:24,815 § Both shy and sporty § 112 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:27,477 § Tried all under 40 § 113 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:32,819 § They taught me all that a kiss could be § 114 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:38,227 § Paris, your servants were good enough for me § 115 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:40,924 §§ ( Barking Tune ) 116 00:11:47,439 --> 00:11:49,134 §§ ( Barking Continues ) 117 00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:54,110 § If I've been happy then you're to blame § 118 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:59,549 § Oh, Paris please, stay the same §§ 119 00:12:12,097 --> 00:12:16,158 Ladies and gentlemen, on your right you see the Royal Opera House. 120 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:22,173 And on my left, the residence of Her Majesty, Queen Louise I of Sylvania. 121 00:12:22,274 --> 00:12:28,179 The construction of the castle was begun under Maximilian I in 1537... 122 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:32,808 and finished in 1687 under Maximilian VIII. 123 00:12:32,918 --> 00:12:37,184 The castle contains one of the most beautiful picture galleries in the world... 124 00:12:37,289 --> 00:12:40,918 and its collection of art treasures is unsurpassed. 125 00:12:41,026 --> 00:12:45,588 The castle represents a value of $110 million. 126 00:12:45,697 --> 00:12:48,222 - ( All Murmuring ) - ( Man ) $110 million? 127 00:12:48,333 --> 00:12:51,530 - ( Chattering ) - 110! 128 00:12:55,707 --> 00:12:58,198 - ( Man Shouting Orders ) - ( Drums Beating ) 129 00:13:01,046 --> 00:13:03,344 Company... 130 00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:05,746 - halt! - ( Drums Stop ) 131 00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,876 You call that a goose step? 132 00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:09,886 Why, that isn't a chicken step! 133 00:13:09,988 --> 00:13:11,922 - You blackguards! - ( Man ) Lieutenant! 134 00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:16,190 Don't you realize Her Majesty is still asleep? 135 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,763 Quiet here! Take them away. 136 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,855 - Yes, sir. - Shh! 137 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:22,934 ( Whispers ) Yes, sir. 138 00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,273 ( Whispering ) Company... 139 00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:32,366 left... face! 140 00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:36,072 Forward- on tiptoes- march! 141 00:13:43,388 --> 00:13:45,356 ( Clock Chiming ) 142 00:13:48,727 --> 00:13:50,695 ( Chiming Stops ) 143 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:52,696 ( Buzzing ) 144 00:13:52,798 --> 00:13:54,390 ( Engine Droning ) 145 00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:11,240 Good morning, Your Majesty. 146 00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,318 ( Women ) Good morning, Your Majesty. 147 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:34,670 I'm so hopeful Your Majesty rested well. 148 00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:43,480 Why am I always awakened from my dreams? 149 00:14:43,582 --> 00:14:46,312 I'm sure it was a nice dream, Your Majesty. 150 00:14:46,418 --> 00:14:48,886 Oh, it was wonderful. 151 00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:53,353 It was gorgeous. 152 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,028 Mmm. Oh. 153 00:14:58,163 --> 00:15:00,324 Mmm. 154 00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:04,198 I hope Your Majesty's dream comes true. 155 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,570 No. 156 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:16,637 I'm afraid it will always have to remain... 157 00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:19,308 a dream. 158 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:23,013 § There's a land of charm that I know § 159 00:15:23,121 --> 00:15:27,455 § Land of sweet romance where I love to go § 160 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:29,493 § And its bounds touch my room § 161 00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:35,032 § In the gloom where the shadows creep § 162 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:39,661 § Someone I meet there waits for me § 163 00:15:39,771 --> 00:15:45,676 § Someone tender as a lover should be § 164 00:15:45,777 --> 00:15:48,575 § And I whisper each night § 165 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:53,481 § As I close my eyes § 166 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:59,490 § In sleep § 167 00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,260 § Dream lover § 168 00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:07,491 § Fold your arms around me § 169 00:16:07,599 --> 00:16:13,504 § Dream lover your romance has found me § 170 00:16:13,605 --> 00:16:16,267 § I'm held § 171 00:16:16,374 --> 00:16:20,902 § In your spell § 172 00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:24,675 § Knowing so well § 173 00:16:24,783 --> 00:16:30,483 § Dreams never tell § 174 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:38,094 § We two can leave the world behind us § 175 00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:45,261 § Nobody indiscreet can find us § 176 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:53,106 § Oh, dream lover mine § 177 00:16:53,211 --> 00:16:56,840 § Secrets divine § 178 00:16:56,948 --> 00:17:04,047 § I will share them § 179 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:09,788 § With you § 180 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:15,994 § Dream lover fold your arms around me § 181 00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:21,630 § Dream lover your romance has found me § 182 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:41,049 § Oh, my darling I am just longing for a love of my own § 183 00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:44,788 - § Nobody indiscreet can find us § - § Nobody indiscreet can find us, I know § 184 00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,922 § Dream lover § 185 00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:52,970 - §§ - § Secrets divine § 186 00:17:53,071 --> 00:18:00,000 - §§ - § I will share them § 187 00:18:01,279 --> 00:18:05,306 § With you §§ 188 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:40,510 Please, Your Majesty. Won't you tell us more about your dream? 189 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:44,186 I'm afraid I can't. 190 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:48,020 It wasn't just exactly the sort of dream for a queen. 191 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,594 Was it the sort of dream for a lady-in-waiting? 192 00:18:50,695 --> 00:18:53,323 I hope not. 193 00:18:53,431 --> 00:18:57,026 I had a lovely dream myself- about Your Majesty. 194 00:18:57,135 --> 00:19:00,832 I dreamed that Your Majesty got married. 195 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,907 And you call that a lovely dream? 196 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:07,672 Why not, Your Majesty? We all wish, we all hope, we all pray... 197 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:10,646 - that very soon Your Majesty will be - - Married. 198 00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:13,684 - Yes, Your Majesty. - Marriage. Marriage. 199 00:19:13,785 --> 00:19:16,913 In all my country, nothing else is ever spoken of. 200 00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,922 What do the children learn at school? 201 00:19:19,024 --> 00:19:21,356 " The queen is unmarried still. " 202 00:19:21,459 --> 00:19:24,485 What do the papers write about? "Is the queen to marry?" 203 00:19:24,596 --> 00:19:27,929 What does my Parliament debate? "When shall the queen marry?" 204 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,593 And from my ministers: "Whom shall the queen marry?" 205 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:34,194 Marriage. Marriage. That's all I hear, morning or night. 206 00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:39,041 §§ ( " Wedding March" ) 207 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,577 Didn't I tell that conductor never to play the " Wedding March" again? 208 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,550 But, Your Majesty, it is not the same conductor. 209 00:19:47,652 --> 00:19:50,246 - This is a new one. - Where's the old one? 210 00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:52,983 He is being married today. 211 00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,491 Oh. 212 00:19:55,593 --> 00:19:57,561 Oh. 213 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:01,097 Phew! 214 00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,565 ( Continues ) 215 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,139 - ( Ends ) - ( Trumpet Fanfare ) 216 00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:21,275 - Good morning, gentlemen. - Good morning, Your Majesty. 217 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,352 Well? 218 00:20:25,457 --> 00:20:27,755 Whom can you suggest today? 219 00:20:27,859 --> 00:20:30,191 For what, Your Majesty? 220 00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:33,264 For my husband. 221 00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:35,560 Now don't tell me you weren't talking about it. 222 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,092 You're always talking about it. 223 00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:42,503 We have no one to suggest, Your Majesty. 224 00:20:42,607 --> 00:20:44,507 We have given the matter up. 225 00:20:44,609 --> 00:20:47,510 - Really? - ( Ministers ) Yes, Your Majesty. 226 00:20:47,612 --> 00:20:49,876 Oh, what a relief. ( Chuckles ) 227 00:20:49,981 --> 00:20:51,915 Oh, how glad I am. ( Chuckles ) 228 00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,619 And, uh... 229 00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:59,019 why have you given the matter up, may I ask? 230 00:20:59,124 --> 00:21:01,058 - Well, uh - - ( All Clearing Throats ) 231 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:04,890 - You see, it's rather difficult. - ( Ministers ) Very difficult. 232 00:21:04,996 --> 00:21:06,964 Difficult? 233 00:21:07,065 --> 00:21:09,431 You tell me it's difficult to find a husband for me? 234 00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,968 ( Ministers ) Yes, Your Majesty. 235 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,963 Excuse me, Baron. How does Her Majesty feel today? 236 00:21:18,076 --> 00:21:22,672 ( Louise ) And that's final, Admiral. I certainly don't need any help from the navy. 237 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,715 Yes, Your Majesty. 238 00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:34,018 But surely Your Majesty must realize that the field for selection is limited. 239 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,559 If marrying you were to make a man a king... 240 00:21:36,661 --> 00:21:38,561 that would be different. 241 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:43,691 But Your Majesty's husband would be simply prince consort. 242 00:21:43,802 --> 00:21:46,293 After all, what is a prince consort? 243 00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:50,340 He is a gentleman with a thousand duties and no rights. 244 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:54,708 - He has nothing to say, nothing to do. - Well, I wouldn't say that. 245 00:21:57,782 --> 00:22:00,376 ( Whispering ) 246 00:22:06,124 --> 00:22:09,457 Of course, he has something to do, naturally. 247 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:14,260 And yet, uh, he has nothing to do, if you see what I mean. 248 00:22:14,365 --> 00:22:16,333 I see. 249 00:22:16,434 --> 00:22:19,460 He is Your Majesty's husband and nothing else. 250 00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:22,605 Nothing else? 251 00:22:22,707 --> 00:22:26,108 - But isn't it enough to be my husband? - But, Your Majesty- 252 00:22:26,211 --> 00:22:29,977 It never seems to occur to you gentlemen that there might possibly be some men... 253 00:22:30,081 --> 00:22:33,573 who would enjoy being my husband even if I were not a queen. 254 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:36,620 My face isn't actually painful to look at. 255 00:22:36,721 --> 00:22:39,121 My complexion's quite good. 256 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:42,489 And in case you're too serious-minded to notice such things... 257 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,528 let me inform you... 258 00:22:44,629 --> 00:22:46,756 my legs are perfect. 259 00:22:52,737 --> 00:22:56,104 There's only one other leg like that in the whole of Sylvania. 260 00:22:58,009 --> 00:23:00,443 And that's it. Do you see? 261 00:23:00,545 --> 00:23:03,105 Thank you. 262 00:23:03,214 --> 00:23:05,205 I didn't see, Your Majesty. 263 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,048 ( Whispering ) How do you think I should behave? 264 00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:17,424 Should I be humble, proud, apologetic? 265 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,588 Say as little as possible. 266 00:23:19,697 --> 00:23:23,997 I don't think your French accent will please Her Majesty. 267 00:23:25,503 --> 00:23:27,528 ( Strong French Accent ) Is it still very notice-able? 268 00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:30,199 No. It's very noticeable. 269 00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:33,277 ( French Pronunciation ) Oh. But that's terrible. 270 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:35,938 No. It's terrible. 271 00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:40,547 How did you acquire this accent? 272 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:43,553 ( Chuckles ) I'll tell you. 273 00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:47,113 Once, in Paris, I had an awful cold. 274 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:51,662 I went to see a great French doctor to cure it. 275 00:23:52,964 --> 00:23:57,663 I rang the bell. The door was opened by a lady. 276 00:23:57,769 --> 00:24:01,796 - Mm-hmm. - A beautiful lady. 277 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:03,874 Mm-hmm. 278 00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,545 The doctor's wife. 279 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:11,916 ( No Audible Dialogue ) 280 00:24:23,928 --> 00:24:26,396 And in less than a month... 281 00:24:26,497 --> 00:24:28,658 I had lost my cold... 282 00:24:28,766 --> 00:24:31,360 but I had a terrific French accent. 283 00:24:35,607 --> 00:24:39,134 ( Louise ) And if I'm talked to like this again, I'll dissolve the cabinet. 284 00:24:39,244 --> 00:24:42,042 - ( Minister ) Yes, Your Majesty. - I'll dismiss the whole general staff. 285 00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:44,114 - ( Minister - And if that band... 286 00:24:44,215 --> 00:24:47,082 plays the "Wedding March"once more... 287 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:50,518 - I'll give orders to shoot! - ( Ministers ) Yes, Your Majesty. 288 00:24:53,358 --> 00:24:55,918 I'm sorry, Count. 289 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,995 You're next. 290 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:24,848 - What do you want? - Count Alfred Renard... 291 00:25:24,956 --> 00:25:28,323 Your Majesty's military attaché at Your Majesty's embassy in Paris. 292 00:25:28,426 --> 00:25:31,122 Ordered home for an audience with Your Majesty. 293 00:25:32,430 --> 00:25:34,398 - You'll have to wait. - Yes, Your Majesty. 294 00:25:58,289 --> 00:26:00,689 - What do you want? - Count Alfred Renard... 295 00:26:00,792 --> 00:26:03,090 Your Majesty's military attaché at Your Majesty's embassy in Paris. 296 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:05,094 Ordered home for an audience with Your Majesty. 297 00:26:05,196 --> 00:26:07,664 - Didn't I tell you to wait? - Yes, Your Majesty. 298 00:26:07,765 --> 00:26:10,097 - Then wait. - Yes, Your Majesty. 299 00:27:39,757 --> 00:27:41,725 Count. 300 00:27:43,127 --> 00:27:48,121 Count Alfred, I understand you've been seriously involved... 301 00:27:48,232 --> 00:27:50,962 in a disgraceful affair with a woman. 302 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,903 No, Your Majesty. 303 00:27:54,005 --> 00:27:55,973 With several. 304 00:27:58,042 --> 00:28:00,909 Aren't you ashamed of yourself? 305 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:06,049 Yes, Your Majesty. 306 00:28:07,318 --> 00:28:09,843 ( Both Chuckling ) 307 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:17,827 I don't think it's funny. 308 00:28:17,929 --> 00:28:20,898 I think it's serious. Very serious. 309 00:28:20,998 --> 00:28:23,762 - And I shall have to punish you. - Yes, Your Majesty. 310 00:28:23,868 --> 00:28:27,395 - I shall have to punish you very severely. - Yes, Your Majesty. 311 00:28:27,505 --> 00:28:29,439 Otherwise you'd start all over again. 312 00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:31,508 ( Chuckles ) Yes! 313 00:28:32,543 --> 00:28:35,706 I shall think of a punishment that will cure you forever. 314 00:28:35,813 --> 00:28:37,974 An awful punishment. 315 00:28:38,082 --> 00:28:41,916 Let me see. An awful punishment. 316 00:28:51,295 --> 00:28:53,388 You shall be ordered... 317 00:28:53,498 --> 00:28:55,466 to grow a beard. 318 00:28:58,536 --> 00:29:01,972 - A beard, Your Majesty? - Yes. 319 00:29:02,073 --> 00:29:04,837 That will stop all your philandering. 320 00:29:04,942 --> 00:29:07,638 You'll have to be serious in a beard. 321 00:29:07,745 --> 00:29:11,772 And am I to be permitted to attend Your Majesty after the beard is grown? 322 00:29:11,883 --> 00:29:16,650 Certainly. I shall want to see that my instructions have been obeyed. 323 00:29:16,754 --> 00:29:20,315 Then I fear Your Majesty will regret the order. 324 00:29:20,424 --> 00:29:23,018 I look terrible in a beard. 325 00:29:23,127 --> 00:29:25,288 - Really? - Oh, dreadful. 326 00:29:25,396 --> 00:29:30,095 ( Chuckles ) Of course, there are men who look fine in beards, like sheiks. 327 00:29:30,201 --> 00:29:32,499 - Well, yes. That's what I thought. - But I don't. 328 00:29:32,603 --> 00:29:34,594 - No? - Oh! 329 00:29:34,705 --> 00:29:37,071 Oh, I grew one once to see. 330 00:29:37,174 --> 00:29:40,507 Ah, it came out all red and scraggly. 331 00:29:40,611 --> 00:29:43,136 Oh, no. No, I assure Your Majesty... 332 00:29:43,247 --> 00:29:46,444 it would be the most awful-looking beard in Sylvania. 333 00:29:46,551 --> 00:29:49,748 And - ( Chuckles ) that's saying a great deal. 334 00:29:49,854 --> 00:29:51,788 - Well, then don't grow it. - No, Your Majesty. 335 00:29:51,889 --> 00:29:53,789 - Don't do it. - No, no, Your Majesty. 336 00:29:53,891 --> 00:29:55,791 - No beard. - No, no, Your Majesty. 337 00:29:55,893 --> 00:29:58,555 - You promise me. - My word of honor. 338 00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:05,460 But what can I do with you? 339 00:30:05,570 --> 00:30:07,765 I've got to punish you. 340 00:30:07,872 --> 00:30:10,739 May I make a suggestion? 341 00:30:10,841 --> 00:30:13,435 You want to suggest a punishment for yourself? 342 00:30:13,544 --> 00:30:15,535 Yes. 343 00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,614 Of course. 344 00:30:19,750 --> 00:30:21,718 Please. 345 00:30:26,624 --> 00:30:28,592 Well, tell me. 346 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,060 If I were in Your Majesty's place... 347 00:30:32,163 --> 00:30:34,097 I would say this: 348 00:30:34,198 --> 00:30:36,723 " Count Alfred... 349 00:30:36,834 --> 00:30:39,928 " the sort of life you've been leading must stop. 350 00:30:40,037 --> 00:30:42,505 You shall not return to Paris. " 351 00:30:42,607 --> 00:30:45,098 Very good. 352 00:30:45,209 --> 00:30:47,973 Then I would say: 353 00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:50,070 - " Alfred" - - Hmm? 354 00:30:50,181 --> 00:30:53,878 " Count Alfred, you shall stay here... 355 00:30:53,985 --> 00:30:55,885 " in the palace... 356 00:30:55,987 --> 00:30:58,353 " attached to me. 357 00:30:58,456 --> 00:31:03,223 And from morning till night, never dare to leave my side. " 358 00:31:04,929 --> 00:31:06,988 And you call that a punishment? 359 00:31:07,098 --> 00:31:10,465 - ( Chuckles ) - You're the most impudent man I've ever met. 360 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:15,672 You seem to forget you're talking to your queen. 361 00:31:17,241 --> 00:31:19,505 ( Rings ) 362 00:31:26,017 --> 00:31:28,383 Count Alfred will dine with me tonight. 363 00:31:38,095 --> 00:31:39,995 At 8:00? 364 00:31:40,097 --> 00:31:42,065 Yes, Your Majesty. 365 00:31:45,736 --> 00:31:48,432 - White uniform. - ( Chuckles ) 366 00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:50,507 Yes, Your Majesty. 367 00:31:52,843 --> 00:31:55,038 You understand? 368 00:31:55,146 --> 00:31:57,341 Oh, yes, I understand. 369 00:32:01,719 --> 00:32:07,624 § With such a bad report of you I wonder what I ought to do with you § 370 00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:11,422 § You really can't be too severe when my regret is so sincere § 371 00:32:11,529 --> 00:32:14,054 § And true § 372 00:32:14,165 --> 00:32:16,861 § If you were on probation § 373 00:32:16,967 --> 00:32:18,901 § Could I depend on you § 374 00:32:19,970 --> 00:32:22,734 § To make you think more kindly § 375 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:26,173 § Let me obey you blindly § 376 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:30,236 § You mean you'd really do § 377 00:32:30,347 --> 00:32:33,180 § Anything to please the queen § 378 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:36,219 § Everything to please the queen § 379 00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:38,254 § Morning, noon and night § 380 00:32:38,355 --> 00:32:42,155 § I'm yours to command me § 381 00:32:42,259 --> 00:32:45,057 § You want me good Then I'll be good § 382 00:32:45,162 --> 00:32:48,029 § You want me bad Then I'll be bad § 383 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,362 § I mean, I could be both § 384 00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,436 § If you demand me § 385 00:32:52,536 --> 00:32:54,436 § Understand me § 386 00:32:54,538 --> 00:32:57,268 § What if I demand your head § 387 00:32:57,374 --> 00:33:00,207 § Perhaps you'd like my arms instead § 388 00:33:00,311 --> 00:33:04,680 § I've lost my head the moment I saw you smile § 389 00:33:04,782 --> 00:33:06,682 § Remember you're on trial § 390 00:33:06,784 --> 00:33:09,184 § Will you do as I advise § 391 00:33:09,286 --> 00:33:13,347 - § Madame, you will be surprised § - § You mean § 392 00:33:13,457 --> 00:33:15,618 § Anything to please the queen § 393 00:33:18,028 --> 00:33:20,724 § Anything to please the queen § 394 00:33:20,831 --> 00:33:23,629 § Everything to please the queen § 395 00:33:23,734 --> 00:33:25,634 § Morning, noon and night § 396 00:33:25,736 --> 00:33:29,137 § I'm yours to command me § 397 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,232 § You want me cold Then I'll be cold § 398 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:35,039 § You want me bold Then I'll be bold § 399 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,512 § I'll be bold or cold or hot § 400 00:33:37,615 --> 00:33:39,515 § As you demand me § 401 00:33:39,617 --> 00:33:41,517 § Understand me § 402 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:44,144 § You'll keep watch all day for me § 403 00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:47,019 § A good night watchman I will be § ( Chuckles ) 404 00:33:47,124 --> 00:33:51,254 § I've learned that duty in Paris You leave it to me § 405 00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:55,822 § You'd better wait and see We shall find how good you are § 406 00:33:55,933 --> 00:33:58,561 § I've had no complaints so far § 407 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:02,298 - § You mean § - § Anything to please the queen § 408 00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:12,812 § Anything to please the queen §§ 409 00:34:14,685 --> 00:34:17,518 Perhaps you didn't quite follow me, Count. 410 00:34:17,621 --> 00:34:20,647 You're invited for dinner, not for tea. 411 00:34:20,758 --> 00:34:24,285 I followed Your Majesty perfectly. 412 00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:27,523 Hmm. Too perfectly, I'm afraid. 413 00:34:27,631 --> 00:34:30,122 Remember. 8:00. 414 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,202 8:00. 415 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:37,908 Oh, Count. 416 00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:42,541 Don't forget. No beard. 417 00:34:42,646 --> 00:34:45,012 Oh, no, Your Majesty. 418 00:34:49,486 --> 00:34:54,219 § Anything to please the queen Everything to please the queen § 419 00:34:54,325 --> 00:34:57,886 § Morning, noon and night I'm yours to command §§ 420 00:35:04,668 --> 00:35:07,136 ( Bell Tolling ) 421 00:35:09,039 --> 00:35:12,270 ( Tolling Continues ) 422 00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:26,051 (Jacques ) just a minute, monsieur. 423 00:35:26,156 --> 00:35:30,525 In case some lady should telephone, am I to say you have a date with the queen? 424 00:35:30,628 --> 00:35:32,528 - No lady will telephone. - But if? 425 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:36,066 Impossible. There is no telephone. 426 00:35:36,166 --> 00:35:38,134 ( Laughs ) 427 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:04,018 Do you know the story of the Frenchman and the farmer's daughter? 428 00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,631 I know it. 429 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,067 I am the Frenchman. 430 00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:14,194 You are not. 431 00:36:14,305 --> 00:36:16,535 How do you know? 432 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,200 I am the farmer's daughter. 433 00:36:30,321 --> 00:36:32,846 Go home. 434 00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:34,891 Are you talking to me or to the dog? 435 00:36:34,992 --> 00:36:37,051 - Is this your animal? - Yes. 436 00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:41,791 Then take it away. Don't you see it is eating out of the same dish as the queen's dog? 437 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:45,892 Listen here. If my master's good enough to have dinner with the queen... 438 00:36:46,003 --> 00:36:48,471 then his dog can eat dinner with the queen's dog. 439 00:36:49,606 --> 00:36:53,269 - So, that's your master. - Yes. 440 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:57,507 - That naughty boy from Paris? - Yes. 441 00:36:57,614 --> 00:37:00,583 Do you know why the queen has invited him for dinner? 442 00:37:00,684 --> 00:37:02,584 Because the king's away. 443 00:37:02,686 --> 00:37:04,586 There is no king. 444 00:37:04,688 --> 00:37:07,088 - She hasn't got a husband? - No. 445 00:37:07,191 --> 00:37:11,127 Oh. Now I know why she invited him. 446 00:37:11,228 --> 00:37:14,322 ( Whispered Chattering ) 447 00:37:14,431 --> 00:37:19,926 But, gentlemen, even if she liked him, would he be eligible to become the prince consort? 448 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:24,974 Why, absolutely. His great grandfather was the illegitimate son of one king... 449 00:37:25,075 --> 00:37:27,737 and his grandmother the sweetheart of another. 450 00:37:27,845 --> 00:37:29,745 - Oh. - ( All Murmuring ) 451 00:37:29,847 --> 00:37:32,907 I had no idea that he came from such a distinguished family. 452 00:37:33,017 --> 00:37:35,110 And do you think Her Majesty is serious? 453 00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:37,119 Why, how can you doubt it? 454 00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:40,156 The first time she sees him, she invites him to dine with her alone. 455 00:37:40,257 --> 00:37:43,624 - And if it goes on at this rate - - Then we're entitled to the highest hopes. 456 00:37:43,727 --> 00:37:47,219 - ( Chattering ) - Shh! They're coming. 457 00:37:51,568 --> 00:37:53,536 They sit down. 458 00:37:53,637 --> 00:37:55,901 They are seated. 459 00:37:57,441 --> 00:37:59,409 She smiles at him. 460 00:37:59,510 --> 00:38:01,740 He smiles at her. 461 00:38:01,845 --> 00:38:03,745 They both smile... 462 00:38:03,847 --> 00:38:06,042 at each other! 463 00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:08,641 At each other? ( Murmuring ) 464 00:38:08,752 --> 00:38:12,518 - She is laughing. - That's the way they always start. 465 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:15,148 And how she laughs. 466 00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:18,422 He must have told her the story of the Frenchman and the farmer- 467 00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:22,696 The lackey is bringing in champagne. 468 00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:26,964 - Now they are clinking glasses. - ( Murmuring ) 469 00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:30,199 - She drinks his health. - ( Murmuring ) 470 00:38:30,307 --> 00:38:32,275 He drinks hers. 471 00:38:33,577 --> 00:38:37,604 He tells her, " This is the most beautiful moment of my life. " 472 00:38:37,714 --> 00:38:40,410 How do you know that he does? You can't hear anything. 473 00:38:40,517 --> 00:38:43,350 - What else could he say? - ( Chattering ) 474 00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:47,814 They've opened the window. 475 00:38:47,925 --> 00:38:49,825 What does it mean? 476 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:53,863 - The queen is warm. - The champagne. 477 00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:56,125 No. It's him. 478 00:38:57,401 --> 00:39:00,859 She's going to her boudoir. She opens the door. 479 00:39:00,971 --> 00:39:02,871 ( Whispering ) 480 00:39:02,973 --> 00:39:05,908 - She enters the boudoir. - Heavens! 481 00:39:06,009 --> 00:39:08,239 She beckons to him. 482 00:39:08,345 --> 00:39:10,575 He enters. 483 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:13,479 ( Chattering Excitedly ) 484 00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:17,349 She closes the door behind them! 485 00:39:17,454 --> 00:39:19,786 Heaven save the queen! 486 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,614 You know, Count... 487 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:51,154 this is the first time I've ever dined with a man alone. 488 00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:54,224 And this is the first time I have ever- 489 00:39:54,324 --> 00:39:56,451 Don't lie. 490 00:39:56,560 --> 00:40:00,587 The first time I ever dined with a queen. 491 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:03,791 But with women? 492 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,369 ( Chuckles ) 493 00:40:06,470 --> 00:40:08,529 Of course. ( Chuckles ) 494 00:40:08,639 --> 00:40:10,607 Of course I have dined with women. 495 00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:14,734 These dinners in Paris... 496 00:40:14,845 --> 00:40:17,473 were charming? 497 00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:20,277 Yes. ( Chuckles ) 498 00:40:20,384 --> 00:40:23,478 The food in Paris is very, very good. 499 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,646 And the ladies? 500 00:40:26,723 --> 00:40:30,682 Oh - ( Chuckles Nervously, Mumbles ) 501 00:40:33,163 --> 00:40:35,063 Well, I feel, by comparison... 502 00:40:35,165 --> 00:40:37,065 it must be very dull... 503 00:40:37,167 --> 00:40:39,260 dining with a queen. 504 00:40:39,369 --> 00:40:42,634 It would be the most delightful experience of my life... 505 00:40:42,739 --> 00:40:45,606 dining with a queen, if- 506 00:40:45,709 --> 00:40:48,769 - If? - If one... 507 00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:50,779 could forget - 508 00:40:50,881 --> 00:40:52,974 That I am a queen. 509 00:40:53,083 --> 00:40:54,983 Yes. 510 00:40:57,020 --> 00:41:00,717 Very well. Forget it. 511 00:41:00,824 --> 00:41:04,760 I am no longer Queen Louise I of Sylvania... 512 00:41:04,861 --> 00:41:07,352 but a woman. 513 00:41:07,464 --> 00:41:09,432 A mere woman. 514 00:41:11,001 --> 00:41:13,561 And you're meeting me for the first time. 515 00:41:14,605 --> 00:41:17,096 What would you do? 516 00:41:17,207 --> 00:41:19,437 Oh. ( Chuckles ) 517 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:21,511 What would you do? 518 00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:46,526 Hello, Louise. ( Chuckles ) 519 00:42:11,595 --> 00:42:14,462 All this the first time you meet? 520 00:42:14,564 --> 00:42:16,964 Yes. 521 00:42:17,067 --> 00:42:19,194 Oh. 522 00:42:19,303 --> 00:42:22,067 Oh, but if it's like this at first... 523 00:42:23,106 --> 00:42:25,631 what can be left for later? 524 00:42:26,810 --> 00:42:29,210 Plenty. 525 00:42:29,313 --> 00:42:31,213 If she appeals to you... 526 00:42:31,315 --> 00:42:33,977 and if you find out that you love her... 527 00:42:34,084 --> 00:42:38,020 oh, there's plenty left... 528 00:42:38,121 --> 00:42:40,089 - if she were like - - Like? 529 00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:42,351 If she were like - 530 00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:47,190 § Loves I have known are buried in the past § 531 00:42:47,297 --> 00:42:51,393 § They couldn't last with you § 532 00:42:51,501 --> 00:42:54,959 § None of them could ever hold me fast § 533 00:42:55,072 --> 00:42:58,599 § In the way you do § 534 00:42:58,709 --> 00:43:02,543 § Yet their memories seem to cling to me § 535 00:43:02,646 --> 00:43:08,050 § Something from each one you bring to me § 536 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:13,146 § Eyes of Lizette § 537 00:43:13,256 --> 00:43:15,884 § Smile of Mignonette § 538 00:43:15,992 --> 00:43:18,688 § The sweetness of Suzette § 539 00:43:18,795 --> 00:43:21,958 § In you displayed § 540 00:43:22,065 --> 00:43:24,829 § Grace of Delphine § 541 00:43:24,935 --> 00:43:27,165 § Charm ofJosephine § 542 00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:30,103 § The cuteness of Pauline § 543 00:43:30,207 --> 00:43:33,142 § In you arrayed § 544 00:43:33,243 --> 00:43:35,575 § Those other charms § 545 00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:38,876 § With yours need not be told § 546 00:43:38,982 --> 00:43:44,010 § No other arms but yours could ever hold me § 547 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,589 § Lips of Lucille § 548 00:43:46,690 --> 00:43:49,022 § Beauty of Camille § 549 00:43:49,126 --> 00:43:51,424 § You are my ideal § 550 00:43:51,528 --> 00:43:55,589 § My love parade § 551 00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:58,497 § Eyes of Lizette § 552 00:43:58,602 --> 00:44:00,968 § Smile of Mignonette § 553 00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:03,562 § The sweetness of Suzette § 554 00:44:03,673 --> 00:44:06,733 § That's in you, displayed § 555 00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,443 § Delphine § 556 00:44:10,547 --> 00:44:12,913 §Josephine § 557 00:44:13,016 --> 00:44:14,950 § Pauline § ( Chuckles ) 558 00:44:15,051 --> 00:44:17,281 § That's in you, arrayed § 559 00:44:17,387 --> 00:44:20,185 § Those other charms § 560 00:44:20,290 --> 00:44:23,350 § With yours need not be told § 561 00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:28,329 § No other arms but yours could ever hold me § 562 00:44:29,433 --> 00:44:31,560 § Lucille § 563 00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:33,568 § Camille § 564 00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,968 § You are my ideal § 565 00:44:36,072 --> 00:44:40,975 § My love parade § 566 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:52,879 § Living in the shadow of a throne § 567 00:44:52,989 --> 00:44:58,791 § I've gone my lonely way § 568 00:44:58,895 --> 00:45:02,922 § But I have a love that's all my own § 569 00:45:03,033 --> 00:45:07,902 § To bestow someday § 570 00:45:08,004 --> 00:45:12,668 § Still I'm glad to know you find in me § 571 00:45:12,776 --> 00:45:15,472 § All the charms you love § 572 00:45:15,579 --> 00:45:21,449 § Combined in me § 573 00:45:21,551 --> 00:45:24,645 - § Eyes of § - § Lizette § 574 00:45:24,754 --> 00:45:27,188 - § Smile of § - § Mignonette § 575 00:45:27,290 --> 00:45:30,157 - § The sweetness of § - § Suzette § 576 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:33,718 § In me arrayed § 577 00:45:33,830 --> 00:45:36,321 - § Grace of § - § Delphine § 578 00:45:36,433 --> 00:45:38,833 - § Charms of § - §Josephine § 579 00:45:38,935 --> 00:45:41,961 - § The cuteness of § - § Pauline § 580 00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:45,041 § In me displayed § 581 00:45:45,141 --> 00:45:47,541 § Those other charms § 582 00:45:47,644 --> 00:45:50,477 § With yours need not be told § 583 00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:55,779 § No other arms but yours could ever hold me § 584 00:45:55,886 --> 00:45:58,514 § Lips of Lucille § 585 00:45:58,622 --> 00:46:01,352 § Beauty of Camille § 586 00:46:01,458 --> 00:46:04,120 - § I'm your ideal § - § You are my ideal § 587 00:46:04,227 --> 00:46:10,132 - § Your love parade §§ - § My love parade §§ 588 00:46:52,842 --> 00:46:54,833 Go now. 589 00:46:54,945 --> 00:46:56,913 No. 590 00:46:57,013 --> 00:46:59,038 I want you to go. 591 00:46:59,149 --> 00:47:01,117 No. 592 00:47:04,054 --> 00:47:06,022 Please. 593 00:47:09,693 --> 00:47:11,661 Alfred. 594 00:47:15,498 --> 00:47:17,398 Yes. 595 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:19,468 Louise! 596 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:24,033 § You are my ideal § 597 00:47:24,140 --> 00:47:29,373 - § My love parade §§ - § Love parade §§ 598 00:47:58,775 --> 00:48:00,675 §§ ( Piano: Notes Strike ) 599 00:48:00,777 --> 00:48:03,746 ( Chattering ) 600 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:13,183 ( Louise ) We two can see the world behind us 601 00:48:13,289 --> 00:48:19,853 Nobody indiscreet can find us 602 00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:27,893 Oh, dream lover mine 603 00:48:28,004 --> 00:48:31,462 Secrets divine 604 00:48:31,574 --> 00:48:37,479 I will share them 605 00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:42,574 With you 606 00:48:45,021 --> 00:48:47,489 ( All ) § Dream lover § 607 00:48:47,590 --> 00:48:52,220 Fold your arms around me 608 00:48:52,328 --> 00:48:54,626 Dream lover 609 00:48:54,731 --> 00:48:59,998 § Your romance has found me § 610 00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:06,235 ( Louise ) I'm held in your spell 611 00:49:06,342 --> 00:49:09,209 Knowing so well 612 00:49:09,312 --> 00:49:15,217 We'll never tell 613 00:49:18,154 --> 00:49:20,247 ( All ) § We two § 614 00:49:20,356 --> 00:49:25,259 § Can leave the world behind us § 615 00:49:25,361 --> 00:49:27,795 § Nobody indiscreet § 616 00:49:27,897 --> 00:49:31,799 § Can find us § 617 00:49:32,902 --> 00:49:40,638 ( Louise ) Oh, dream lover mine 618 00:49:40,744 --> 00:49:44,874 Secrets divine 619 00:49:44,981 --> 00:49:50,078 ( All, With Louise ) § I will share them § 620 00:49:51,121 --> 00:49:56,491 § With you §§ 621 00:49:58,762 --> 00:50:03,028 §§ ( " Wedding March" ) 622 00:50:39,536 --> 00:50:41,504 ( Continues ) 623 00:50:49,212 --> 00:50:51,112 ( Ends ) 624 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:53,182 §§ ( Whistling ) 625 00:50:59,556 --> 00:51:01,888 - Stop. Stop that whistling. - §§ ( Stops ) 626 00:51:01,991 --> 00:51:04,255 - It's unlucky. - Yes, Your Majesty. 627 00:51:04,360 --> 00:51:07,090 And don't call me Your Majesty. I'm not a king. 628 00:51:07,197 --> 00:51:09,097 Oh, but you'll be a sensation. 629 00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:11,429 Everyone will applaud when you enter the throne room. 630 00:51:11,534 --> 00:51:13,434 ( Chuckles ) Nonsense. 631 00:51:13,536 --> 00:51:16,027 I feel sure you'll run away with the wedding. 632 00:51:16,139 --> 00:51:19,165 Now, how do I look? 633 00:51:25,715 --> 00:51:27,683 I don't like that medal. 634 00:51:28,818 --> 00:51:31,013 ( Chuckles ) What's the matter with it? 635 00:51:35,892 --> 00:51:38,087 The man looks cross-eyed. 636 00:51:39,529 --> 00:51:41,793 Cross-eyed? 637 00:51:41,898 --> 00:51:45,459 King Stanislaus XXll cross-eyed? 638 00:51:45,568 --> 00:51:48,196 ( Chuckles ) Oh, no. No. That can't be. 639 00:51:48,304 --> 00:51:50,829 That was never taught at school. 640 00:51:54,344 --> 00:51:56,312 Still looks cross-eyed. 641 00:52:00,884 --> 00:52:04,183 ( Chuckles ) Maybe - Maybe it's a silly superstition... 642 00:52:04,287 --> 00:52:08,690 but each time I have seen a cross-eyed man... 643 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:10,759 I've had bad luck. 644 00:52:10,860 --> 00:52:13,488 To me, it's even worse than whistling. 645 00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:25,600 ( Knocking ) 646 00:52:25,708 --> 00:52:27,608 Come in. 647 00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:36,145 Her Majesty is ready. 648 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,291 Just a minute, sir. 649 00:52:56,572 --> 00:52:58,540 It's all right. 650 00:53:15,992 --> 00:53:20,725 - ( Gong Crashes ) - ( Trumpet Fanfare ) 651 00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:26,864 ( Chorus ) Long live 652 00:53:26,970 --> 00:53:31,566 Her Royal 653 00:53:31,674 --> 00:53:37,579 Majesty 654 00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:44,720 The queen 655 00:53:46,589 --> 00:53:48,580 Long 656 00:53:48,691 --> 00:53:52,422 May she reign 657 00:53:52,528 --> 00:53:57,124 Serene 658 00:54:02,739 --> 00:54:05,264 Proudly 659 00:54:05,375 --> 00:54:10,472 We serve her 660 00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:17,042 Here at her command 661 00:54:21,791 --> 00:54:23,884 Queen 662 00:54:23,993 --> 00:54:28,293 Of our hearts 663 00:54:28,398 --> 00:54:35,827 And Sylvania 664 00:54:38,508 --> 00:54:44,413 Our land 665 00:54:53,823 --> 00:54:55,791 ( Light Trumpet Fanfare ) 666 00:55:01,464 --> 00:55:05,332 ( Organ:Jaunty Tune ) 667 00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:22,514 ( Ends ) 668 00:55:22,618 --> 00:55:25,416 By personal order extraordinary... 669 00:55:25,521 --> 00:55:30,481 Your Majesty has bestowed upon Count Alfred the title of prince... 670 00:55:30,593 --> 00:55:35,053 and by this merciful act has uplifted him to a station... 671 00:55:35,164 --> 00:55:38,190 where marriage between you is possible. 672 00:55:38,301 --> 00:55:40,701 Is it still Your Majesty's wish... 673 00:55:40,803 --> 00:55:44,762 to select Prince Alfred as Your Majesty's husband? 674 00:55:44,874 --> 00:55:46,842 It is. 675 00:55:47,877 --> 00:55:51,904 Is Your Majesty willing to be a loving wife to the prince consort? 676 00:55:53,082 --> 00:55:55,141 I am. 677 00:55:55,251 --> 00:55:59,813 And will Your Majesty protect him from all danger? 678 00:55:59,922 --> 00:56:01,822 I will. 679 00:56:07,130 --> 00:56:10,224 And you, Prince Alfred... 680 00:56:10,333 --> 00:56:13,200 you abide by Her Majesty's selection... 681 00:56:13,302 --> 00:56:17,170 and are happy to accept the station of prince consort? 682 00:56:17,273 --> 00:56:19,173 Yes. 683 00:56:19,275 --> 00:56:22,642 You promise always to love Her Majesty? 684 00:56:22,745 --> 00:56:24,940 Yes, I do. 685 00:56:26,382 --> 00:56:31,376 You promise further to fulfill Her Majesty's every wish... 686 00:56:31,487 --> 00:56:35,150 to execute Her Majesty's every command... 687 00:56:35,258 --> 00:56:39,592 and to be an obedient and docile husband? 688 00:56:50,406 --> 00:56:52,966 ( Whispered Chattering ) 689 00:56:53,075 --> 00:56:54,975 - He hesitates. - Incredible. 690 00:56:55,077 --> 00:56:58,046 - He hesitates at promising to obey. - And to be docile. 691 00:56:58,147 --> 00:57:00,638 He should've thought of that before. 692 00:57:11,060 --> 00:57:13,187 Yes, I do. 693 00:57:13,296 --> 00:57:16,265 ( Organ, Soft ) 694 00:57:38,187 --> 00:57:41,850 I pronounce you wife... 695 00:57:43,092 --> 00:57:44,992 and man. 696 00:57:45,094 --> 00:57:48,063 ( Speaking Foreign Language ) 697 00:58:00,209 --> 00:58:03,042 What does he say? 698 00:58:03,145 --> 00:58:07,548 He says, "Man is man, and woman is woman. 699 00:58:07,650 --> 00:58:11,177 And that to change that causes trouble. " 700 00:58:11,287 --> 00:58:16,247 He does not see how any man could stand being a wife. 701 00:58:16,359 --> 00:58:20,022 And therefore he hopes this will be a most unhappy marriage. 702 00:58:20,129 --> 00:58:22,029 For heaven's sake. 703 00:58:22,131 --> 00:58:24,895 If he reports this to Afghanistan - 704 00:58:25,001 --> 00:58:28,027 Tell him this is a love match... 705 00:58:28,137 --> 00:58:30,731 and will be the happiest marriage in the world. 706 00:58:32,541 --> 00:58:34,566 ( Speaking Foreign Language ) 707 00:58:40,516 --> 00:58:42,416 No tschungu. 708 00:58:44,086 --> 00:58:45,986 No tschungu. 709 00:58:48,224 --> 00:58:50,784 No tschungu. 710 00:58:50,893 --> 00:58:52,861 ( Popping Lips ) 711 00:59:18,287 --> 00:59:21,017 Halt. Left face. 712 00:59:24,827 --> 00:59:27,796 §§ ( Fanfare ) 713 00:59:39,809 --> 00:59:42,277 ( Cannon Salute Continues ) 714 00:59:44,213 --> 00:59:46,272 Have that firing stopped. 715 00:59:46,382 --> 00:59:49,078 - Your Highness, that is impossible. - Stopped at once. 716 00:59:49,185 --> 00:59:51,085 I can't. It's etiquette. 717 00:59:51,187 --> 00:59:54,179 Etiquette or no etiquette - Can't you understand? 718 00:59:54,290 --> 00:59:56,190 - Perfectly, sir. - Ah. 719 00:59:56,292 --> 00:59:58,590 But I can't help it. 720 00:59:58,694 --> 01:00:00,594 - I command it. - Very sorry. 721 01:00:00,696 --> 01:00:04,894 I can take orders only from Her Majesty the queen herself. 722 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,901 So. We shall see. 723 01:00:08,003 --> 01:00:11,871 ( Cannons Fire ) 724 01:00:11,974 --> 01:00:13,874 Alfred? 725 01:00:15,678 --> 01:00:17,942 ( Cannons Fire ) 726 01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:33,127 ( Cannons Fire ) 727 01:00:33,229 --> 01:00:35,424 Do you hear those cannons? 728 01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:38,398 Yes. Isn't it glorious? 729 01:00:42,471 --> 01:00:44,371 Our bridal music. 730 01:00:44,473 --> 01:00:47,408 ( Cannons Fire ) 731 01:00:53,749 --> 01:00:56,946 ( Cannons Fire ) 732 01:00:57,052 --> 01:01:00,351 How many- How many more shots will there be? 733 01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:04,190 300. 734 01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:06,193 What? 735 01:01:08,364 --> 01:01:12,300 And each time they fire, you shall kiss me. 736 01:01:12,401 --> 01:01:15,131 ( Cannons Fire ) 737 01:01:36,325 --> 01:01:39,192 I wish now I'd ordered 500. 738 01:01:41,130 --> 01:01:43,598 ( Cannons Fire ) 739 01:01:48,170 --> 01:01:51,037 ( Cannons Firing ) 740 01:01:57,346 --> 01:01:59,246 399! 741 01:01:59,348 --> 01:02:01,475 ( Cannon Fires ) 742 01:02:01,584 --> 01:02:04,280 400. 743 01:02:04,386 --> 01:02:06,354 That was the last. 744 01:02:06,455 --> 01:02:09,788 - Too bad. - Thank heaven. 745 01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:13,828 I wish we could have a cannon when we get married. 746 01:02:13,929 --> 01:02:16,489 Let's get married too. 747 01:02:16,599 --> 01:02:18,829 Make it a double wedding. 748 01:02:18,934 --> 01:02:21,402 ( Songbird Twittering ) 749 01:02:33,449 --> 01:02:36,384 Jacques. Jacquesy! 750 01:02:39,822 --> 01:02:42,416 - Lulu. You're cross - - I'm not cross. 751 01:02:42,525 --> 01:02:44,686 I'm thrilled! 752 01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:50,232 Eh, don't get thrilled. 753 01:02:50,332 --> 01:02:53,859 Perhaps we'd better wait with our marriage and see how they get on first. 754 01:02:53,969 --> 01:02:56,802 But there's no chance of their marriage going wrong. 755 01:02:56,906 --> 01:02:58,874 Why, it even started wrong. 756 01:02:58,974 --> 01:03:02,933 What does that lady think she's marrying - a trained poodle? 757 01:03:03,045 --> 01:03:06,105 She is not a lady. She is a queen. 758 01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:08,513 Well, he's not a king. He's a gentleman. 759 01:03:10,786 --> 01:03:14,882 But when royalty marry, they don't quarrel like common people do. 760 01:03:14,990 --> 01:03:17,015 They can't afford to. 761 01:03:17,126 --> 01:03:19,026 That's just the trouble. 762 01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:22,063 They can't let off steam with a good old row like you or I. 763 01:03:22,164 --> 01:03:24,064 That's true. 764 01:03:24,166 --> 01:03:26,327 But we common people can take life easy. 765 01:03:26,435 --> 01:03:29,461 We can act natural, and nobody will care. 766 01:03:29,572 --> 01:03:32,837 We can eat chicken with our fingers. 767 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:35,502 Look at the names I can call you. 768 01:03:35,611 --> 01:03:39,069 Look at the things I can throw at you. 769 01:03:39,181 --> 01:03:42,207 Oh, it's wonderful being common. 770 01:03:42,318 --> 01:03:44,878 ( Both Sigh ) 771 01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:47,717 § Snuggle near, baby dear § 772 01:03:47,823 --> 01:03:50,519 § Why so haughty and severe § 773 01:03:50,626 --> 01:03:55,529 § Let's get together and cuddle up right here § 774 01:03:55,631 --> 01:03:58,156 § Bear in mind I'm refined § 775 01:03:58,267 --> 01:04:00,792 § And I'm not that way inclined § 776 01:04:00,903 --> 01:04:03,235 § Where's your proper pride § 777 01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:06,308 § Why be so dignified § 778 01:04:06,408 --> 01:04:09,138 § Squeeze me once Squeeze me twice § 779 01:04:09,244 --> 01:04:12,077 § S'most improper but, oh, it's nice § 780 01:04:12,181 --> 01:04:14,342 § Let's be common § 781 01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:17,443 § And do it again § 782 01:04:17,553 --> 01:04:20,181 § Hug me do close to you § 783 01:04:20,289 --> 01:04:23,053 § S'a beautiful feeling and thrills me through § 784 01:04:23,158 --> 01:04:27,390 § Let's be common and do it again § 785 01:04:27,496 --> 01:04:29,487 § I'll surely smother § 786 01:04:29,598 --> 01:04:32,999 § Oh, let me go, sir This isn't right § 787 01:04:33,102 --> 01:04:35,002 § Oh, darling Mother § 788 01:04:35,104 --> 01:04:39,165 § If you could see your daughter tonight § 789 01:04:39,274 --> 01:04:41,799 § Grip my neck, grab my hand § 790 01:04:41,910 --> 01:04:44,606 § S'most improper but, oh, it's grand § 791 01:04:44,713 --> 01:04:47,409 § Let's be common § 792 01:04:47,516 --> 01:04:49,677 § And do it again § 793 01:04:51,286 --> 01:04:53,652 S'a lovely moon S'a lovely night 794 01:04:53,756 --> 01:04:56,247 § What's the matter with you You're so polite § 795 01:04:56,358 --> 01:04:59,259 § So let's be common § 796 01:04:59,361 --> 01:05:01,454 § And do it again § 797 01:05:01,563 --> 01:05:04,054 § You crush me I'll crush you § 798 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:06,600 § S'possible we'll be black-and-blue § 799 01:05:06,702 --> 01:05:08,761 § Let's be common § 800 01:05:08,871 --> 01:05:10,771 § And do it again § 801 01:05:10,873 --> 01:05:12,773 § Can't you be gentle § 802 01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:15,969 § You'll bruise me till I'm ultramarine § 803 01:05:16,078 --> 01:05:17,978 § Be sentimental § 804 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:21,538 § But don't act like a threshing machine § 805 01:05:21,650 --> 01:05:23,948 § So let's be rough You know how § 806 01:05:24,053 --> 01:05:26,715 § S'no use struggling Too late now § 807 01:05:26,822 --> 01:05:29,450 § So let's be common § 808 01:05:29,558 --> 01:05:31,458 § And do it again §§ 809 01:05:48,644 --> 01:05:51,112 ( Bird Twittering ) 810 01:06:41,330 --> 01:06:44,094 (Jacques Vocalizing ) 811 01:06:48,837 --> 01:06:50,805 Don't do it again! 812 01:06:55,010 --> 01:06:57,342 Ladies and gentlemen... 813 01:06:57,446 --> 01:07:01,473 four weeks ago today, our illustrious queen was married. 814 01:07:01,583 --> 01:07:04,848 The desire of her subjects to celebrate this date... 815 01:07:04,953 --> 01:07:07,080 is readily understood. 816 01:07:07,189 --> 01:07:10,716 But in consideration of the royal honeymoon... 817 01:07:10,826 --> 01:07:15,058 I must ask the public to refrain just a little longer... 818 01:07:15,164 --> 01:07:18,725 from any serenades, torchlight processions... 819 01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:23,498 or public demonstrations of any kind and, in particular... 820 01:07:23,605 --> 01:07:28,099 to patriotically observe quiet within the limits of the castle... 821 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:32,306 especially in the early morning hours. 822 01:07:32,414 --> 01:07:36,111 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you. 823 01:07:36,218 --> 01:07:39,949 And don't forget, ladies and gentlemen, this program comes to you... 824 01:07:40,055 --> 01:07:43,957 by courtesy of the Sylvania Hardware Corporation... 825 01:07:44,059 --> 01:07:48,359 the company that gives you two pots for the price of one. 826 01:07:48,463 --> 01:07:50,931 ( Orchestra: Anthem ) 827 01:08:01,343 --> 01:08:03,811 ( Clock Chiming ) 828 01:08:07,783 --> 01:08:10,308 ( Chiming Stops ) 829 01:08:27,069 --> 01:08:28,969 Louise. 830 01:08:30,105 --> 01:08:32,596 Louise. 831 01:08:35,777 --> 01:08:39,577 §§ ( Up-tempo March ) 832 01:09:04,106 --> 01:09:06,574 ( Continues ) 833 01:09:46,848 --> 01:09:49,316 §§ ( Drums Beating ) 834 01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:02,130 §§ ( Orchestra ) 835 01:10:06,902 --> 01:10:09,370 ( Continues ) 836 01:10:10,806 --> 01:10:14,264 § Grenadiers Stand at arms, every man § 837 01:10:14,376 --> 01:10:17,607 § And obey the trumpets' call § 838 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:19,943 §§ ( Fanfare ) 839 01:10:20,048 --> 01:10:22,243 § Give the word § 840 01:10:22,351 --> 01:10:24,285 § Stand at arms spick-and-span § 841 01:10:24,386 --> 01:10:26,980 § Let your queen be heard by all § 842 01:10:30,559 --> 01:10:35,121 § My heart is aflame with your loyalty § 843 01:10:35,230 --> 01:10:41,465 § For you, we stand or fall § 844 01:10:41,570 --> 01:10:44,130 § Grenadiers § 845 01:10:44,239 --> 01:10:46,139 § Steady and strong marching along § 846 01:10:46,241 --> 01:10:50,610 § Singing a song of motherland § 847 01:10:50,712 --> 01:10:53,408 § Grenadiers § 848 01:10:53,515 --> 01:10:55,449 § Steady in war, ready in love § 849 01:10:55,550 --> 01:10:59,611 § Living to serve no other land § 850 01:10:59,721 --> 01:11:02,315 § Every uniform § 851 01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:05,222 § Taking our hearts by storm § 852 01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:08,194 § Who could be true as the grenadiers § 853 01:11:08,296 --> 01:11:10,890 ( Chorus ) § Grenadiers § 854 01:11:10,999 --> 01:11:12,899 § Steady and strong marching along § 855 01:11:13,001 --> 01:11:16,459 § Heroes who scorn all fear § 856 01:11:16,571 --> 01:11:20,769 § Royal men The royal grenadiers § 857 01:11:20,876 --> 01:11:23,242 - §§ ( Louise Holding Note ) - ( Chorus ) § Grenadiers § 858 01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:25,245 § Steady and strong marching along § 859 01:11:25,347 --> 01:11:29,943 § Singing a song of motherland § 860 01:11:30,052 --> 01:11:32,714 § Grenadiers § 861 01:11:32,821 --> 01:11:34,584 § Steady in war, ready in love § 862 01:11:34,689 --> 01:11:38,386 § Living to serve no other land § 863 01:11:38,493 --> 01:11:41,189 § Every uniform § 864 01:11:41,296 --> 01:11:44,197 § Taking our hearts by storm § 865 01:11:44,299 --> 01:11:47,928 § Who could be true as the grenadiers § 866 01:11:48,036 --> 01:11:51,836 § Grenadiers Steady and strong, marching along § 867 01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:55,171 § Heroes who scorn all fears § 868 01:11:55,277 --> 01:11:57,711 § Royal men The royal grenadiers § 869 01:11:57,813 --> 01:12:00,441 § Left, right, left, right left, right, left, right § 870 01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:02,574 § Sing out §§ 871 01:12:07,122 --> 01:12:09,090 ( No Audible Dialogue ) 872 01:12:18,733 --> 01:12:22,225 Why, you're up, dear? 873 01:12:22,337 --> 01:12:26,637 Yes. I'm surprised myself. 874 01:12:26,741 --> 01:12:29,437 I might as well lie in bed all day. 875 01:12:29,544 --> 01:12:32,069 I have nothing to get up for. 876 01:12:32,180 --> 01:12:36,446 Well, what a charming reception. 877 01:12:38,053 --> 01:12:42,387 I spend all morning reviewing the household guards, distributing medals... 878 01:12:42,491 --> 01:12:44,891 and now on my way to an audience with the prime minister... 879 01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:48,326 I steal away to have a look at my husband, and-and - 880 01:12:49,998 --> 01:12:52,466 He doesn't even say good morning to me. 881 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:01,341 Good morning. 882 01:13:01,443 --> 01:13:05,004 Well, that finishes my morning's work. 883 01:13:05,113 --> 01:13:07,013 What can I do now? 884 01:13:07,115 --> 01:13:09,015 I have already shaved. 885 01:13:09,117 --> 01:13:11,915 I had my hair cut yesterday. 886 01:13:12,020 --> 01:13:14,181 There's nothing left. 887 01:13:14,289 --> 01:13:17,622 So, you're bored. 888 01:13:17,726 --> 01:13:20,889 All I'm waiting for now is to have you tell me I'm neglecting you. 889 01:13:22,164 --> 01:13:24,860 Do you realize that not once since we've been married... 890 01:13:24,966 --> 01:13:27,025 have I left you alone at night? 891 01:13:28,136 --> 01:13:30,263 And I never will. 892 01:13:30,372 --> 01:13:34,103 Thank you. It's very kind of you. 893 01:13:34,209 --> 01:13:36,507 And after this foreign loan is arranged... 894 01:13:36,611 --> 01:13:38,579 I'm going to take you to Vienna... 895 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:41,581 and buy you a lot of nice new uniforms. 896 01:13:41,683 --> 01:13:45,414 That's it. You think all you have to do is to buy me a few new uniforms... 897 01:13:45,520 --> 01:13:47,715 and I'll be satisfied. 898 01:13:47,822 --> 01:13:50,450 That's the opinion you have of me, is it? 899 01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:52,459 Oh, don't be silly, Alfred. 900 01:13:52,561 --> 01:13:56,190 Oh, I'm sick of being treated as if I were a sort of plaything. 901 01:13:57,499 --> 01:14:00,491 - You're in a horrible mood today. - Am I? 902 01:14:00,602 --> 01:14:03,070 ( Rhythmic Tapping ) 903 01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:22,218 ( Coughing ) 904 01:14:22,324 --> 01:14:24,792 - You have a cold? - No. 905 01:14:26,127 --> 01:14:29,722 - ( Coughing ) - Why do you cough? 906 01:14:29,831 --> 01:14:34,825 Listen, Louise. You have the power to exclude me from all military affairs... 907 01:14:34,936 --> 01:14:36,836 from all cabinet meetings. 908 01:14:36,938 --> 01:14:41,238 But, please, do not interfere with my coughing. 909 01:14:41,343 --> 01:14:43,243 I cough when I want to. 910 01:15:18,947 --> 01:15:22,542 At last, I've found something to do. 911 01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:24,846 I will repair this today. 912 01:15:24,953 --> 01:15:27,615 Yes. Immediately after- 913 01:15:29,457 --> 01:15:32,858 I almost forgot something very important. 914 01:15:35,297 --> 01:15:37,731 Alfred, where are you going? 915 01:15:37,832 --> 01:15:41,996 Something very important. 916 01:15:42,103 --> 01:15:44,571 I am going to have breakfast. 917 01:16:05,327 --> 01:16:07,227 Where is my breakfast? 918 01:16:07,329 --> 01:16:09,229 May I remind Your Highness... 919 01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:12,767 that Her Majesty the queen has not as yet appeared. 920 01:16:12,867 --> 01:16:15,734 - Well. And? - Well, I'm sure Your Highness knows... 921 01:16:15,837 --> 01:16:19,967 that breakfast cannot be served before the appearance of Her Majesty. 922 01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:23,237 I want my breakfast. 923 01:16:23,345 --> 01:16:25,575 Your Highness, I am very sorry. 924 01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:28,706 - We must wait. - I can't wait. 925 01:16:28,817 --> 01:16:31,911 I want my breakfast. I'm hungry. 926 01:16:32,020 --> 01:16:35,649 Your Highness, I regret it, but it's impossible to - 927 01:16:36,825 --> 01:16:40,124 Her Majesty will not appear for breakfast this morning. 928 01:16:41,329 --> 01:16:43,991 Breakfast for His Highness. 929 01:16:44,099 --> 01:16:46,067 Please, Your Highness. 930 01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:21,931 - Do you speak French? - No, Your Highness. 931 01:17:47,228 --> 01:17:49,196 ( No Audible Dialogue ) 932 01:18:20,795 --> 01:18:24,458 You're the only one in the palace who looks up to me. 933 01:18:32,507 --> 01:18:35,203 §Just look at me § 934 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:38,438 § I think my heart will break § 935 01:18:38,546 --> 01:18:42,073 § Nobody seems to take me seriously § 936 01:18:43,117 --> 01:18:45,244 § Honestly § 937 01:18:45,353 --> 01:18:50,985 § I'm just as lonely as a man can be § 938 01:18:52,894 --> 01:18:56,091 § The days mean nothing at all § 939 01:18:56,197 --> 01:18:59,166 § And when the shadows fall § 940 01:18:59,267 --> 01:19:04,603 § The moon is only wasting time on me § 941 01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:07,038 § Candidly § 942 01:19:07,141 --> 01:19:10,508 § There must be something awful wrong § 943 01:19:10,612 --> 01:19:13,581 § With me § 944 01:19:13,681 --> 01:19:16,206 § I have a pair of hands § 945 01:19:16,317 --> 01:19:18,217 § To hug and hold § 946 01:19:18,319 --> 01:19:21,811 § But nobody's using them now § 947 01:19:21,923 --> 01:19:24,255 § I've loads of love § 948 01:19:24,359 --> 01:19:26,259 § That could be told § 949 01:19:26,361 --> 01:19:29,524 § But nobody's using them now § 950 01:19:29,631 --> 01:19:31,826 § I've a world of time § 951 01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:33,833 § That's all my own § 952 01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:37,496 § They say that you go silly if you spend it alone § 953 01:19:37,605 --> 01:19:41,041 § I'm telling the truth I'm just wasting my youth § 954 01:19:41,142 --> 01:19:44,976 § 'Cause nobody's using it now No, no, no, no § 955 01:19:45,079 --> 01:19:48,242 § Nobody's using it now § 956 01:19:48,349 --> 01:19:50,442 § There's a bridal suite § 957 01:19:50,552 --> 01:19:52,452 § In gold and blue § 958 01:19:52,554 --> 01:19:56,012 § But nobody's using it now § 959 01:19:56,124 --> 01:20:00,083 § I've learned to wear pajamas too § 960 01:20:00,194 --> 01:20:03,493 § What's the use of wearing them now § 961 01:20:03,598 --> 01:20:05,532 § I've sown wild oats § 962 01:20:05,633 --> 01:20:07,533 § I have indeed § 963 01:20:07,635 --> 01:20:10,934 § But now that I've stopped sowing them I'm going to seed § 964 01:20:11,039 --> 01:20:14,668 § For years and for years I've had great ideas § 965 01:20:14,776 --> 01:20:18,473 § But nobody's using them now No, no, no, no § 966 01:20:18,580 --> 01:20:21,674 § Nobody's using them now § 967 01:20:21,783 --> 01:20:25,844 § I have a big settee with patent springs § 968 01:20:29,057 --> 01:20:33,289 § I've some pleasing ways and - ( Chuckles ) other things § 969 01:20:36,331 --> 01:20:40,233 § I'm a family man who's out of sorts § 970 01:20:40,335 --> 01:20:43,702 § I'm just a loving papa to a great lot of thoughts § 971 01:20:43,805 --> 01:20:47,400 § I blush to admit I've still plenty of" it" § 972 01:20:47,508 --> 01:20:50,807 § But nobody's using it now No, no, no, no § 973 01:20:50,912 --> 01:20:54,404 § Nobody's using it now Zum, zum §§ 974 01:20:56,017 --> 01:20:58,383 ( People Chattering ) 975 01:20:58,486 --> 01:21:01,978 ( Woman ) ... try to see the prince. 976 01:21:02,090 --> 01:21:04,923 Isn't there standing room? Oh, but I must see the prince. 977 01:21:05,026 --> 01:21:07,494 ( Chattering Continues ) 978 01:21:09,330 --> 01:21:11,230 Oh? Oh. 979 01:21:11,332 --> 01:21:13,459 Oh, is that so? 980 01:21:13,568 --> 01:21:15,729 Mm-hmm. All right. 981 01:21:15,837 --> 01:21:17,737 The moment it was announced that Your Majesty... 982 01:21:17,839 --> 01:21:19,807 would attend the opening of the opera in person... 983 01:21:19,907 --> 01:21:21,966 the place was completely sold out. 984 01:21:22,076 --> 01:21:24,044 ( Ministers Chattering ) 985 01:21:24,145 --> 01:21:29,981 - Your Majesty is still the biggest drawing card in the country. - ( Minister) Yes, indeed, Your Majesty. 986 01:21:30,084 --> 01:21:33,281 Have the spotlights been focused on the entrance to the opera house? 987 01:21:33,388 --> 01:21:35,288 Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 988 01:21:35,390 --> 01:21:38,052 Twelve motion picture cameras will photograph the arrival... 989 01:21:38,159 --> 01:21:40,218 of Your Majesty and the prince consort. 990 01:21:40,328 --> 01:21:44,196 The crowd will cheer and press forward with such enthusiasm... 991 01:21:44,298 --> 01:21:48,166 that it can be kept in check only by the most heroic efforts of the police. 992 01:21:48,269 --> 01:21:50,328 And has all this been well rehearsed? 993 01:21:50,438 --> 01:21:52,338 Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 994 01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:56,274 The crowd is the same one that we used at Your Majesty's wedding. 995 01:21:56,377 --> 01:21:58,937 They all know their parts perfectly. 996 01:21:59,047 --> 01:22:01,515 Good. Go on. 997 01:22:01,616 --> 01:22:06,053 When Your Majesty and the prince consort appear in the royal box... 998 01:22:06,154 --> 01:22:08,315 the whole audience will rise. 999 01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:11,119 For two minutes, we will have silent homage. 1000 01:22:11,225 --> 01:22:16,561 Your Majesty and the prince consort will reward your loyal subjects with happy smiles. 1001 01:22:16,664 --> 01:22:19,394 You are both in the best of humor. 1002 01:22:20,835 --> 01:22:23,463 - In the best of humor? - Oh, yes, Your Majesty. 1003 01:22:23,571 --> 01:22:26,404 And does the prince consort know he's to be in the best of humor? 1004 01:22:26,507 --> 01:22:28,407 Well - ( Coughs ) Your Majesty, I-I - 1005 01:22:28,509 --> 01:22:31,410 - Well, you'd better tell him, to be safe. - Yes, Your Majesty. 1006 01:22:39,487 --> 01:22:41,546 Your Majesty frightens us. 1007 01:22:41,656 --> 01:22:45,956 Tonight is your first opportunity of showing your matrimonial happiness to the public. 1008 01:22:46,060 --> 01:22:49,860 - And if the prince consort does not smile in joy- - It will mean disaster. 1009 01:22:49,964 --> 01:22:53,798 The diplomatic representatives of the whole world will be guests in the royal box. 1010 01:22:53,901 --> 01:22:56,199 And unfortunately, the Afghan ambassador too. 1011 01:22:56,304 --> 01:22:59,740 And if he sees any coolness between you, he'll report it to Afghanistan. 1012 01:22:59,841 --> 01:23:02,173 Well, let him. 1013 01:23:02,276 --> 01:23:05,245 But surely Your Majesty knows that if Afghanistan hears anything... 1014 01:23:05,346 --> 01:23:07,314 Baluchistan hears it too. 1015 01:23:07,415 --> 01:23:10,714 And if Baluchistan hears it, then all Persia will know it. 1016 01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:13,616 And what is talked of in Persia spreads all over Turkey. 1017 01:23:13,721 --> 01:23:16,986 And when anything is known in Turkey, the Armenians get onto it immediately. 1018 01:23:17,091 --> 01:23:19,321 And you know how many Armenians go to America. 1019 01:23:19,427 --> 01:23:23,591 So if Wall Street hears of a rift in the matrimonial happiness of Your Majesty... 1020 01:23:23,698 --> 01:23:26,496 it will stop all credits and we do not get the loan. 1021 01:23:26,601 --> 01:23:29,365 - And without that loan, we are broke. - ( Ministers ) Broke! 1022 01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:31,370 ( Door Slams ) 1023 01:23:31,472 --> 01:23:35,465 So, unless I have a smile on my face tonight, we are broke. 1024 01:23:35,576 --> 01:23:39,068 - ( Ministers ) Yes, Your Highness. - And you call yourselves statesmen. 1025 01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:41,307 Borrowing money is all that you're able to do. 1026 01:23:41,415 --> 01:23:44,441 Prince Alfred, what are you permitting yourself? 1027 01:23:44,552 --> 01:23:47,612 I permit myself to make the following suggestion. 1028 01:23:47,722 --> 01:23:51,749 We do not need a loan. We have enough natural resources. 1029 01:23:54,362 --> 01:23:58,230 There is my plan for the national budget. 1030 01:23:58,332 --> 01:24:00,960 ( Whispered Chattering ) 1031 01:24:01,068 --> 01:24:05,869 I have worked out everything - in my sleepless days. 1032 01:24:09,076 --> 01:24:11,772 The country can be saved without a loan. 1033 01:24:14,882 --> 01:24:16,850 Go on. 1034 01:24:16,951 --> 01:24:19,078 Read it. 1035 01:24:19,187 --> 01:24:21,155 It includes everything. 1036 01:24:23,658 --> 01:24:25,819 Even your dressmakers' bills. 1037 01:24:47,982 --> 01:24:53,716 I am not permitted to receive suggestions in the affairs of state... 1038 01:24:53,821 --> 01:24:56,346 from the prince consort. 1039 01:24:56,457 --> 01:24:58,425 Not even when they are good? 1040 01:24:58,526 --> 01:25:00,494 Not even then. 1041 01:25:05,867 --> 01:25:09,359 - Do you speak French? - Yes, Your Highness. 1042 01:25:09,470 --> 01:25:11,370 Too bad. 1043 01:25:12,473 --> 01:25:15,806 Prince Alfred, I must ask you once and for all... 1044 01:25:15,910 --> 01:25:18,401 not to interfere in affairs of state. 1045 01:25:18,512 --> 01:25:20,412 I know. 1046 01:25:20,514 --> 01:25:23,642 I'm Your Majesty's husband and nothing else. 1047 01:25:25,553 --> 01:25:28,454 Prince Alfred, you may leave the room. 1048 01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:49,243 Stay, gentlemen. 1049 01:25:50,645 --> 01:25:53,944 Prince Alfred, you will meet me here at 7:00... 1050 01:25:54,048 --> 01:25:58,678 in full gala uniform - all medals and decorations - 1051 01:25:58,786 --> 01:26:01,277 and in the very best of humor. 1052 01:26:03,958 --> 01:26:08,759 And in case I don't feel like complying with Your Majesty's wish? 1053 01:26:08,863 --> 01:26:10,728 This is not my wish. 1054 01:26:10,831 --> 01:26:12,731 It is my command. 1055 01:26:14,001 --> 01:26:18,768 If Your Majesty had not already commanded me to smile... 1056 01:26:18,873 --> 01:26:20,966 I would laugh. 1057 01:26:30,051 --> 01:26:33,077 ( Alfred Laughing ) 1058 01:26:33,187 --> 01:26:35,655 ( Laughing Continues ) 1059 01:26:43,931 --> 01:26:46,399 ( Chattering ) 1060 01:26:47,435 --> 01:26:50,871 § When they went riding yesterday they never spoke a word § 1061 01:26:50,972 --> 01:26:52,872 - § You don't say § - § Is it true § 1062 01:26:52,974 --> 01:26:54,874 - § Think of that § - § Who's to blame § 1063 01:26:54,976 --> 01:26:58,412 § And he asked for garlic in his soup at dinner, so I heard § 1064 01:26:58,512 --> 01:27:00,412 - Something's wrong - Did you hear 1065 01:27:00,514 --> 01:27:02,607 - Are you sure - What a shame 1066 01:27:02,717 --> 01:27:06,483 § I know the queen regrets it but of course the man's to blame § 1067 01:27:06,587 --> 01:27:08,487 - § Good for you § - § Not at all § 1068 01:27:08,589 --> 01:27:10,489 - § I'm for that § - § Let it go § 1069 01:27:10,591 --> 01:27:13,788 § Well, here I am, still single May my children stay the same § 1070 01:27:13,894 --> 01:27:15,794 § Drink to that Here's to you § 1071 01:27:15,896 --> 01:27:18,956 - § Poor old prince § - § Is that so § 1072 01:27:20,735 --> 01:27:24,398 § Don't you dare to say a word against the queen § 1073 01:27:24,505 --> 01:27:27,599 § The queen is always right § 1074 01:27:27,708 --> 01:27:30,677 § The queen is just a woman and she's just as mean § 1075 01:27:30,778 --> 01:27:33,576 § Say that again, we'll fight § 1076 01:27:33,681 --> 01:27:36,707 - § Don't forget she has a husband § - § Don't forget she is the boss § 1077 01:27:36,817 --> 01:27:39,911 § And Her Majesty can run him out of town § 1078 01:27:40,021 --> 01:27:41,716 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1079 01:27:41,822 --> 01:27:43,517 ( Simultaneously ) - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1080 01:27:43,624 --> 01:27:45,956 - § That's enough from you § - § Sit down § 1081 01:27:46,994 --> 01:27:49,986 § Don't you dare to say a word against the queen § 1082 01:27:50,097 --> 01:27:53,157 § The queen is always right § 1083 01:27:53,267 --> 01:27:56,498 § The queen is just a woman and she's just as mean § 1084 01:27:56,604 --> 01:27:59,232 § Say that again, we'll fight § 1085 01:27:59,340 --> 01:28:02,366 - § Don't forget she's got a husband § - § Don't forget she is the boss § 1086 01:28:02,476 --> 01:28:05,468 § And Her Majesty can run him out of town § 1087 01:28:05,579 --> 01:28:07,046 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1088 01:28:07,148 --> 01:28:08,615 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1089 01:28:08,716 --> 01:28:10,183 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1090 01:28:10,284 --> 01:28:11,751 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1091 01:28:11,852 --> 01:28:13,319 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1092 01:28:13,421 --> 01:28:14,888 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1093 01:28:14,989 --> 01:28:16,456 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1094 01:28:16,557 --> 01:28:18,024 - § The prince is right § - § The queen is right § 1095 01:28:19,226 --> 01:28:22,252 § That's enough from you Sit down §§ 1096 01:28:25,266 --> 01:28:27,734 You can tell him my patience is exhausted. 1097 01:28:27,835 --> 01:28:30,599 If he won't come here voluntarily, I'll have him brought here... 1098 01:28:30,704 --> 01:28:32,604 even if I have to send soldiers. 1099 01:28:32,706 --> 01:28:34,674 Yes, Your Majesty. 1100 01:28:36,477 --> 01:28:39,776 - ( Audience Chattering ) - §§ ( Instruments Tuning ) 1101 01:28:51,959 --> 01:28:53,859 ( Doorknob Turns ) 1102 01:28:53,961 --> 01:28:56,896 ( Master Of Ceremonies ) His Highness, the prince consort. 1103 01:29:01,669 --> 01:29:03,637 ( Door Closes ) 1104 01:29:07,408 --> 01:29:10,468 Why are you dressed like this? What does it mean? 1105 01:29:10,578 --> 01:29:13,979 It means I'm dressed for traveling. I'm going to Paris. 1106 01:29:14,081 --> 01:29:16,242 You go change at once. 1107 01:29:16,350 --> 01:29:18,250 You're going to the opera with me. 1108 01:29:18,352 --> 01:29:21,014 Only with soldiers and handcuffed. 1109 01:29:21,122 --> 01:29:25,354 Alfred, you know very well how much depends on this - 1110 01:29:25,459 --> 01:29:29,293 my name, my position, my reputation as queen. 1111 01:29:29,396 --> 01:29:33,355 If you fail me tonight, all will be over between us. 1112 01:29:33,467 --> 01:29:37,028 It is already over- and forever. 1113 01:29:37,138 --> 01:29:39,538 - Alfred. - You have gone too far, madame. 1114 01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:43,508 You thought you could order the former military attaché around and command the husband. 1115 01:29:43,611 --> 01:29:47,513 But you forgot one thing, madame - that first, I am a man. 1116 01:29:47,615 --> 01:29:50,049 - I know that, Alfred. - No, you do not. 1117 01:29:50,151 --> 01:29:52,551 But I'm going to prove it to you. Good-bye, madame. 1118 01:29:52,653 --> 01:29:54,746 - You mean you're really going? - Yes. 1119 01:29:54,855 --> 01:29:58,552 Oh, but, Alfred, won't you love me anymore? 1120 01:29:58,659 --> 01:30:02,652 Only with soldiers and handcuffed. 1121 01:30:03,731 --> 01:30:06,393 ( Louise ) Alfred! 1122 01:30:06,500 --> 01:30:09,196 Alfred! ( Crying ) 1123 01:30:21,715 --> 01:30:25,378 § Dream lover § 1124 01:30:26,420 --> 01:30:32,916 § Fold your arms around me § 1125 01:30:33,994 --> 01:30:38,021 § Dream lover § 1126 01:30:38,132 --> 01:30:45,061 § Your romance has found me § 1127 01:30:45,172 --> 01:30:54,547 § I'm held in your spell § 1128 01:30:54,648 --> 01:31:01,281 ( Crying ) § Knowing so well § 1129 01:31:01,388 --> 01:31:07,088 § Dreams never tell -§§ 1130 01:31:07,194 --> 01:31:09,992 ( Sobbing ) 1131 01:31:11,498 --> 01:31:14,399 - ( Trumpets ) - ( Soldier Chorus ) Grenadiers 1132 01:31:14,501 --> 01:31:16,492 Steady and strong marching along 1133 01:31:16,604 --> 01:31:20,938 Singing a song of motherland 1134 01:31:21,041 --> 01:31:22,975 Grenadiers 1135 01:31:23,077 --> 01:31:24,977 Steady in war, ready in love 1136 01:31:25,079 --> 01:31:28,913 Living to serve no other land 1137 01:31:29,016 --> 01:31:31,507 Every uniform 1138 01:31:31,619 --> 01:31:34,087 Taking our hearts by storm 1139 01:31:34,188 --> 01:31:37,624 § Who could be true as the grenadiers § 1140 01:31:37,725 --> 01:31:40,922 § Grenadiers Steady and strong, marching along § 1141 01:31:41,028 --> 01:31:44,259 Heroes who scorn all fears 1142 01:31:44,365 --> 01:31:47,357 Royal men The royal grenadiers 1143 01:31:47,468 --> 01:31:49,868 § Grenadiers § 1144 01:31:49,970 --> 01:31:51,870 Steady and strong marching along 1145 01:31:51,972 --> 01:31:55,874 § Singing a song of motherland § 1146 01:31:55,976 --> 01:31:58,103 § Grenadiers § 1147 01:31:58,212 --> 01:32:00,112 § Steady in war, ready in love § 1148 01:32:00,214 --> 01:32:03,843 § Living to serve no other land § 1149 01:32:03,951 --> 01:32:06,078 § Every uniform § 1150 01:32:06,186 --> 01:32:08,916 § Taking our hearts by storm § 1151 01:32:09,023 --> 01:32:11,992 § Who could be true as the grenadiers § 1152 01:32:12,092 --> 01:32:13,992 § Grenadiers § 1153 01:32:14,094 --> 01:32:15,994 § Steady and strong marching along § 1154 01:32:16,096 --> 01:32:18,963 § Heroes who scorn all fears § 1155 01:32:19,066 --> 01:32:21,091 § Royal men The royal grenadiers § 1156 01:32:21,201 --> 01:32:24,261 § Left, right, left, right left, right, left, right § 1157 01:32:24,371 --> 01:32:25,360 § Sing out §§ 1158 01:32:25,939 --> 01:32:28,407 ( Audience Chattering, Laughing ) 1159 01:33:25,366 --> 01:33:28,563 ( Audience Resumes Chattering ) 1160 01:33:54,595 --> 01:33:56,825 ( Chattering Stops ) 1161 01:34:27,961 --> 01:34:30,429 ( Applause Continues ) 1162 01:34:55,923 --> 01:34:58,892 §§ ( Romantic ) 1163 01:35:31,391 --> 01:35:34,292 As for myself, you needn't have come at all. 1164 01:35:34,394 --> 01:35:37,386 All right, good-bye. 1165 01:35:37,498 --> 01:35:39,398 Stay here. 1166 01:35:40,467 --> 01:35:42,435 Beg me to stay. 1167 01:35:49,576 --> 01:35:51,544 I ask you to stay. 1168 01:35:52,579 --> 01:35:55,309 Don't ask me. Beg me. 1169 01:35:57,818 --> 01:36:00,412 I beg you to stay. 1170 01:36:00,521 --> 01:36:03,081 Not commanding. 1171 01:36:03,190 --> 01:36:05,090 Begging. 1172 01:36:05,192 --> 01:36:07,092 Begging. 1173 01:36:08,962 --> 01:36:12,693 I beg you to stay. 1174 01:36:12,799 --> 01:36:15,165 Since you beg me so lovingly... 1175 01:36:15,269 --> 01:36:17,362 I'll be generous. 1176 01:36:17,471 --> 01:36:19,439 I'll stay. 1177 01:36:20,507 --> 01:36:23,772 You want to humiliate me. That's why you came here. 1178 01:36:23,877 --> 01:36:26,937 No. I came because - 1179 01:36:27,047 --> 01:36:28,947 Why? 1180 01:36:30,017 --> 01:36:32,042 Because, after all... 1181 01:36:32,152 --> 01:36:35,383 I didn't want to ruin the woman I once loved. 1182 01:36:37,891 --> 01:36:40,359 But tomorrow, I'm leaving for Paris. 1183 01:36:40,460 --> 01:36:43,691 And as soon as this loan of yours is signed... 1184 01:36:43,797 --> 01:36:46,095 I will file papers for divorce. 1185 01:36:55,809 --> 01:36:58,277 If you don't treat me nicely, I'll go right home. 1186 01:36:59,313 --> 01:37:02,009 All right. Go on. 1187 01:37:09,056 --> 01:37:12,287 Still here? 1188 01:37:12,392 --> 01:37:15,361 ( Intensifies ) 1189 01:37:40,754 --> 01:37:44,383 If you don't take those glasses from your eyes, I'll tear them away. 1190 01:37:44,491 --> 01:37:47,426 Go on. ( Chuckles ) 1191 01:37:47,527 --> 01:37:50,325 You can't do it, eh? 1192 01:37:50,430 --> 01:37:53,593 You're a queen. You must behave. 1193 01:37:54,801 --> 01:37:59,204 If you were just a mere woman, you could make a scandal. 1194 01:37:59,306 --> 01:38:01,206 But you can't. 1195 01:38:01,308 --> 01:38:03,776 That's what you get for being a queen. 1196 01:38:13,920 --> 01:38:16,320 - ( Speaking Foreign Language ) - Huh? 1197 01:38:16,423 --> 01:38:18,323 ( Foreign Language ) 1198 01:38:18,425 --> 01:38:21,019 Ah, yes. Thank you. Thank you. 1199 01:38:24,665 --> 01:38:27,634 Oh! 1200 01:38:27,734 --> 01:38:30,635 He'll never get these glasses back. 1201 01:38:46,687 --> 01:38:49,850 - §§ ( Ends ) - ( Applause ) 1202 01:38:52,259 --> 01:38:54,159 Applaud. 1203 01:38:58,265 --> 01:39:00,165 Smile. 1204 01:39:04,571 --> 01:39:09,008 Oh! We are in the very best of humor, eh? 1205 01:39:09,109 --> 01:39:11,077 ( Chuckles ) 1206 01:39:14,514 --> 01:39:17,483 ( Louise Sobbing ) 1207 01:39:23,757 --> 01:39:26,726 ( Alfred Humming Jauntily ) 1208 01:39:30,230 --> 01:39:33,131 I blush to admit I've still plenty of"it" 1209 01:39:33,233 --> 01:39:36,396 But somebody will use it now Oh, oh, oh, oh 1210 01:39:36,503 --> 01:39:39,063 Somebody will use it now 1211 01:39:39,172 --> 01:39:42,107 She is in her room, and he is in his. 1212 01:39:42,209 --> 01:39:44,177 Yes. Sad, isn't it? 1213 01:39:45,545 --> 01:39:48,537 When we get married, let's be common... 1214 01:39:48,648 --> 01:39:52,015 and only have one room between us. 1215 01:39:52,119 --> 01:39:54,349 Why even one room between us? 1216 01:39:54,454 --> 01:39:56,922 ( Crying ) 1217 01:40:11,338 --> 01:40:13,238 ( Line Clicking ) 1218 01:40:16,676 --> 01:40:19,144 ( Crying Continues ) 1219 01:40:31,158 --> 01:40:33,626 ( Sobbing ) 1220 01:40:52,445 --> 01:40:54,913 ( Sniffling ) 1221 01:40:59,252 --> 01:41:02,221 ( Alfred Humming ) 1222 01:41:10,330 --> 01:41:13,197 ( Humming Stops ) Who is it? 1223 01:41:13,300 --> 01:41:15,564 Louise. 1224 01:41:15,669 --> 01:41:17,637 What do you want? 1225 01:41:20,373 --> 01:41:23,467 A mouse is in my room. 1226 01:41:23,577 --> 01:41:25,704 Call your soldiers. 1227 01:41:25,812 --> 01:41:28,280 ( Humming Resumes ) 1228 01:41:32,719 --> 01:41:35,313 What are you doing? 1229 01:41:35,422 --> 01:41:37,322 Packing. 1230 01:41:37,424 --> 01:41:40,723 - Can I help you? - No, thanks. 1231 01:41:40,827 --> 01:41:43,295 - ( Humming Louder ) - ( Whimpering ) 1232 01:41:46,466 --> 01:41:49,697 ( Sobbing ) 1233 01:41:49,803 --> 01:41:51,896 ( Humming Continues ) 1234 01:41:52,005 --> 01:41:54,701 ( Sobbing Louder) 1235 01:42:01,448 --> 01:42:03,746 ( Humming Stops ) 1236 01:42:04,885 --> 01:42:06,853 ( Key Turns In Lock ) 1237 01:42:17,998 --> 01:42:20,466 §§ ( Humming ) 1238 01:43:03,310 --> 01:43:05,778 §§ ( Whistling ) 1239 01:43:17,290 --> 01:43:19,258 ( Whistling Stops ) 1240 01:43:28,301 --> 01:43:30,826 ( Door Opens ) 1241 01:43:40,480 --> 01:43:42,448 Please. 1242 01:43:44,718 --> 01:43:46,686 ( Doorknob Jiggles ) 1243 01:43:47,954 --> 01:43:49,922 The key, please. 1244 01:43:52,058 --> 01:43:54,526 So, you're trying to use force again, madame? 1245 01:44:04,637 --> 01:44:07,105 ( Key Turns In Lock ) 1246 01:44:21,354 --> 01:44:23,322 Where shall we live in Paris? 1247 01:44:25,492 --> 01:44:27,858 - We? - Yes. 1248 01:44:27,961 --> 01:44:30,054 I'm going with you. 1249 01:44:30,163 --> 01:44:32,757 Wherever you go, I'll follow you. 1250 01:44:32,866 --> 01:44:35,164 ( Whimpers ) You can't get rid of me. 1251 01:44:42,075 --> 01:44:45,238 Well, there is no use for me to leave then. 1252 01:44:45,345 --> 01:44:47,973 No. No use at all. 1253 01:44:50,183 --> 01:44:52,310 I suppose I might as well stay here. 1254 01:44:53,553 --> 01:44:55,453 I suppose so too. 1255 01:44:56,489 --> 01:44:58,684 But how am I going to punish you? 1256 01:44:58,792 --> 01:45:00,692 - And you must be punished. - Yes. 1257 01:45:00,794 --> 01:45:03,126 - And severely. - Yes. 1258 01:45:03,229 --> 01:45:05,459 But how? 1259 01:45:05,565 --> 01:45:07,226 Let me see. 1260 01:45:07,333 --> 01:45:11,269 An awful punishment. Let me see. 1261 01:45:13,073 --> 01:45:15,166 It's really not so easy. 1262 01:45:15,275 --> 01:45:19,473 ( Louise ) May I- May I make a suggestion? 1263 01:45:19,579 --> 01:45:21,479 Yes. 1264 01:45:23,716 --> 01:45:25,684 Sit down. 1265 01:45:29,489 --> 01:45:32,720 If I were in your place, I'd say: 1266 01:45:32,826 --> 01:45:36,023 " Louise, I don't want a divorce. 1267 01:45:36,129 --> 01:45:39,462 - I love you too much for that. " - No, no, no, no, no. 1268 01:45:39,566 --> 01:45:41,966 But I'd say: " Louise... 1269 01:45:42,068 --> 01:45:44,832 "you can't order me around any longer. 1270 01:45:44,938 --> 01:45:47,702 " From now on, I shall take command - 1271 01:45:47,807 --> 01:45:50,332 " not only of the affairs of state... 1272 01:45:50,443 --> 01:45:52,604 " not only in the Department of the Navy... 1273 01:45:52,712 --> 01:45:55,875 but also here at home. " 1274 01:45:57,117 --> 01:46:00,416 And my first command would be... 1275 01:46:00,520 --> 01:46:04,251 " Louise, don't dare to leave this room. 1276 01:46:05,925 --> 01:46:09,156 " You shall stay here... 1277 01:46:09,262 --> 01:46:12,060 " at my side... 1278 01:46:12,165 --> 01:46:16,727 attached to me from morning till, uh" - 1279 01:46:18,404 --> 01:46:21,339 " from night till morning. " 1280 01:46:25,745 --> 01:46:27,975 And you call that a punishment? 1281 01:46:29,782 --> 01:46:31,682 Yes... 1282 01:46:31,784 --> 01:46:33,809 my king. 1283 01:46:35,588 --> 01:46:38,386 - § Eyes of § - § Lizette § 1284 01:46:38,491 --> 01:46:41,221 - § Smile of § - § Mignonette § 1285 01:46:41,327 --> 01:46:44,262 - § The sweetness of § - § Suzette § 1286 01:46:44,364 --> 01:46:47,697 - § In me arrayed §§ - § In you arrayed §§ 1287 01:46:47,800 --> 01:46:51,258 ( Songbird Twittering ) 1288 01:47:33,179 --> 01:47:37,639 ( Exit Music ) 1289 01:48:11,551 --> 01:48:14,019 ( Continues ) 1290 01:49:04,771 --> 01:49:07,239 ( Continues ) 1291 01:49:31,864 --> 01:49:33,832 ( Ends )