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Mail came a little early yesterday.
3:30.
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Yeah, Peggy was telling me.
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Gentlemen, you are looking
at the next winner...
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of the First Annual Durndle County
mower races, stock class.
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Mower races? Well, good for Durndle.
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Me and my Mason 5000 will do 20 laps
around the track...
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at speeds approaching
12 miles an hour.
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I've chosen you three
to be my pit crew.
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Pit crew? Stuff that, mister. If there's
organized mower-racing, I'm in.
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- Me, too!
- Plan on eating my dust, Gribble.
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Fine. You're all fired
from my pit crew.
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So unless you plan on buying Mason
5000s between now and race day...
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and not having them anonymously
vandalized, plan on losing.
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Dale, it's the man, not the machine
that wins races.
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And I'll say this to you,
and to you, and to you:
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I am the man.
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You want to back out now?
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You mean back out of the race
or back out of this position?
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Because I can do both
but I will only do one.
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There's more where that came from.
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Oh, man.
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Not my back again.
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Mom, how come Dad gets to stand
at the breakfast table...
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and I never get to wear my cape?
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Because your father
is afraid of doctors.
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Now, Hank, according to my count...
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this is the fifth or eighth time
that your back has gone out this year.
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Will you make an appointment already?
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No. My back's just stiff
from training for the mower race.
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I spent three hours last night
working on my starts.
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See, if I can beat Boomhauer off the
line, he'll fall apart mentally.
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What is it with you mower-racers
and your stubborn code of honor?
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I see a doctor
whenever I'm incapacitated...
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and it does not make me
any less of a man.
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I am not incapacitated. Enough said.
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There. Just take it. Take it all.
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I don't want any more junk food
in my house.
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- Bill, are the rats back?
- I don't know.
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I'm trying to lose weight so I have
a better chance in the mower race.
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Well, Bill, you could
lose 100 pounds...
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and you still wouldn't be able
to take a corner like me.
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Well, I've got news for you.
I could never lose 100 pounds.
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And you haven't been practicing.
Your lawn is shaggy!
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You say something
about my lawn, Dauterive?
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- Thank you, Gina.
- Dr. Tate.
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Yes.
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Mr. Hill, you have a compression
of the discs in your lower back.
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Do you get a lot of this in
your patients who race mowers?
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A lawnmower didn't cause this,
it's genetic.
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- Genetic as in fatal?
- No.
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DR. TATE: Mr. Hill, you were born
with no muscle mass here...
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no cushioning.
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For years, you've basically been
sitting on your spine.
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You suffer from a disease called
Diminished Gluteal Syndrome or DGS.
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I don't understand.
What does that mean?
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Mr. Hill, you have no ass.
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Diminished Gluteal Syndrome?
How could this happen to me?
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Let me show you something.
Gina, the chart.
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- Just a moment, Doctor.
- I'll just do it myself.
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This drawing shows
a healthy gluteus maximus.
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Dr. TATE: You, have this body type.
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It's actually quite
common in the suburbs.
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A white male with small buttocks
and protruding belly...
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often caused
by pronounced consumption of beer.
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My rear end isn't as
flat as that guy's.
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I'm going to prescribe
a gluteal orthotic device.
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It's a prosthetic you wear
over your backside...
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to help alleviate the pressure
on your spine.
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You want me to wear a fake heinie?
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Mr. Hill, are your shoes fake feet?
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This is your gluteal orthotic.
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Let's see.
You wear it under your pants and...
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Well, that's about it.
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Let's see how she fits.
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Those two bags are filled with saline.
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Dr. Tate has prescribed 1,700
milliliters for your left cheek...
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and 1,500 for your right.
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Isn't that interesting, Hank?
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You have one butt cheek bigger
than the other, just like my feet.
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HANK: Yeah, we're made for each other.
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I wear a size 16-and-a-half on
my left foot, 16 on my right.
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How's that feel, Hank?
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Pretty good, I guess.
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Can you tell I've got something on
back there?
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No, not at all.
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Excuse me. I noticed...
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Are you a patient of Dr. Tate?
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- No.
- Yes.
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Me, too.
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Name's Dave. Dave Ulster.
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Hank.
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Hank Grill.
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It can be tough in the beginning.
If you, you know...
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you ever need to talk or anything,
give me a call.
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Well, thank you,
but this is a personal problem...
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that I am fully capable
of handling on my own.
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Well, Mr. D. Ulster at aol.com...
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get ready for Peggy
Hill's joke of the day.
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I'll be dipped!
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Come on, Dad. Pedal to the metal.
Take small sips. Don't gulp.
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I'm mowing like I'm
back in high school.
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Have you seen my orthotic?
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I need it for dinner.
My dad's gonna be here in 10 minutes.
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I was doing a load of support garments,
so I went ahead and threw it in.
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I hung it on the line to dry.
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It's "dry on a flat surface only!"
Didn't you read the tags?
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DALE: Over here, Hank. Behind you.
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You give that back
before I kick your ass!
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Don't you mean before
you kick your ass?
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That is a medical device
prescribed by an orthopedic physician.
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I'm here. Where's the steak?
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- Dad, go in the house. I'll be right in--
- Colonel, you saved me a phone call.
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I regret to inform you that your son
is wearing saline implants...
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i.e., falsies on his rump.
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Dear God, Hank.
You're wearing butt boobies.
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It's not for my buttocks,
it's for my back.
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Didi, come over here.
Put your fake ta-ta's next to Hank's.
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We'll see who's got the bigger melons!
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All right, that tears it.
Dad, you give that to me right now!
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Keepaway from Hank!
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Pipe down, hillbillies!
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We're having a game of keepaway here,
Mr. Kahn.
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Catch.
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What information
have you brought me, Octavio?
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Bill is losing weight, jefe.
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He's eating only oranges
and ham sandwiches.
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Blast it! We will still win
but we must train twice as hard.
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Octavio, release the chicken.
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[Dale clucking]
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So that's the way it is.
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Hank, do not just stand there
watching Dale mow a chicken.
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Get your cheeks down off that line
and get yourself back in the race.
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No. I'm done with mower-racing.
And I'll tell you something else:
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I'm ripping up the grass
and putting in wood chips.
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You know how I always hated
having a lawn.
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Hank, Mr. Strickland just called.
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There is a propane emergency
out in McMaynerbury.
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McMaynerbury? When will they learn?
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No, no. Hop in.
With your bad back, I will drive.
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Hello?
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Hank Hill, Strickland Propane.
Do not light any matches.
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DAVE: We're back here, Hank.
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Remember me, Hank?
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Dave Ulster from the medical
supply shop. You're among friends.
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All of us suffer from
Diminished Gluteal Syndrome.
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But Peggy said there was a propane...
Oh, no.
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Hank, my name is Wayne.
And I've been wearing for four years.
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Phil. Six-and-a-half years.
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I'm Larry. I've worn a
prosthetic behind for 18 months.
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Oh, God! This is a support group.
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We are not a support group.
We're hobbyists.
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We share a similar interest and meet
twice a month to talk about it.
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I can't believe this
is happening to me.
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Your wife told me about the awful
incident with your orthotic.
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- I shared it with the group.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
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I am not even confirming
that I have a wife.
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It's one thing when they call us names.
But to play hot potato with your unit!
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For God's sakes! it's
a medical device.
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That's what I kept saying.
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Those cruel sons of britches.
Did you get their names?
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I know their names.
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They were my neighbors,
and my best friends, and...
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my dad.
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Hank, none of what's said here
leaves the group.
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So, anybody sit anywhere
good this week?
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WAYNE: Guess which assistant coach sat
on his son's Little League bench?
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DAVE: Nice.
LARRY: That's great.
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Peggy, you better sit down,
I have something to show you.
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That's right. I'm sitting. And I
owe it all to that hobbyist group.
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And the one person
who put me in touch with them...
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Dave Ulster.
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I'm kidding you, Peggy.
See? I got my sense of humor back.
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Hank, it is good to laugh again.
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But on a serious note, Peggy...
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don't ever report a false
propane emergency again.
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Believe me, I prayed on it, Hank...
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and God said to me, "Don't do it."
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But you know what? I knew better.
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I was not gonna rest until you
were back in that mower race.
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The race? I'm done with that nonsense.
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I'll wear my orthotic at home
and at my desk at work...
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but I'm not gonna give my so-called
friends and family an opportunity...
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to ridicule me in public.
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INSTRUCTOR: Squeeze your butt
and release your butt.
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And walk on your butt,
and left cheek, right cheek...
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Bobby!
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That's a ladies tape.
What are you doing?
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I'm firming my buttocks in 30 days
so I don't end up like you.
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You know how much I like to sit.
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Don't worry, Son.
You probably won't get DGS.
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But even if you do,
you can wear a gluteal orthotic...
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and sit anywhere you want.
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Yeah, but sooner or later
someone will find out.
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And they'll laugh.
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And I want people laughing at me 'cause
I'm shoving broccoli up my nose...
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not because there's something wrong
with me.
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INSTRUCTOR: Left
cheek, right shes/n...
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DAVE: So, Hank, I see
you're sitting this week.
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Yes, I am.
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But I'd like to stand up
for what I'm about to say.
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I want to thank you all
for giving me the courage...
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to wear my orthotic with pride.
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And dang it, I'm not
just doing it for me.
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I'm doing it for my son...
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because chances are I've passed
this debilitating condition on to him.
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And there is one thing I can do to help
my son lead a happy, shame-free life.
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And that's to win
the Durndle County Lawnmower Race.
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- All right, Hank.
- Way to go, Hank.
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I knew y'all would be on board.
I'm gonna need an ace pit crew...
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and I'm looking at one right now.
We're an unbeatable team!
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The Diminished Glutes!
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We'll wear it on our
hats, on our jackets.
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Heck, I'll paint it on my mower.
Right on top of the factory coat.
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You do that, we'll throw a brick
through your window.
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What the...
I thought we were an unbeatable team.
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Take a seat, Hank.
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We're a secret society,
not a group of Look-At-Me-Stanleys.
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Well, fine. If that's the way it is,
I'll do it on my own.
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Thank you, Hank. Any
other new business?
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Hank, painting "Diminished Glutes" on
your mower might be asking for trouble.
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What about my suggestion to paint
"The Mow the Merrier?"
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I suffer from a genetic condition
called DGS.
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I'm sorry, Hank. it's just that
I don't know what it's like.
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Because obviously, I have got it
going on back there.
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God forbid in 20 years Bobby gets it.
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I don't want him to feel like a freak.
I'm fighting now so he doesn't have to.
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Race for the cure.
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ANNOUNCER: Good afternoon.
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The United States
Lawnmower Racing Association...
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welcomes you to
the Durndle County Speedway.
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Our day begins with the lightning
speed of the drag races.
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Look at Dale over there,
all smug on his Mason 5000.
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You're gonna eat my exhaust fumes,
Gribble.
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- Keep talking, bubble-butt.
- I wasn't saying anything.
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Not you. I was talking to Hank.
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I'm gonna mow laps around both of you!
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ANNOUNCER: Stock class racers,
mount your mowers.
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The race will begin in one minute!
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All right, Octavio.
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Now that the inspection is over, hook
up the nitrous oxide to my engine.
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That's illegal, no?
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Yes. But it'll give
me a boost of speed.
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Add that to the natural quickness
of the Mason 5000...
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and I just might overcome
my weak driving skills.
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ANNOUNCER: Racers,
start your engines!
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And ready, set...
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[mow]!
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I did better than I thought I would.
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[Upbeat '70s pop music]
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Don't you clip my wheels,
you little tush.
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Say that again to the
back of my head...
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Mr. Non-U.S. Lawnmower
Association Approved Helmet.
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ANNOUNCER: Ten laps down,
ten laps to mow!
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He blew out his left cheek!
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No. That's his pivot cheek.
Now he can't turn to the inside.
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Hank, I just wanna say
I'm proud of you.
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May the best man win.
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Not the other one.
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My cheeks blew out.
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I'm riding on my tailbone.
I don't think I can finish.
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Yes, you can.
There's less than one lap to go.
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Gut it out.
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Cramp! Gut it out!
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Watch out. I'm pulling off the track.
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DAVE AND LARRY:
We're here! No rear! Get used to it!
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We're here! No rear! Get used to it!
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Hank, take my ass.
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ANNOUNCER: And the winner of the First
Annual Durndle County Mower Race...
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is Baomhauer!
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Damn, we lost.
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You worthless piece of junk.
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But I can still beat Hank.
That's even better than winning.
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Come on, you graceful gazelle.
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Dang cheating Octavio blew my engine!
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ANNOUNCER: Dale Gribble
on the Mason 5000.
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Hank Hill on the Diminished
Gluteal Syndrome mower!
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What a battle for sixth place!
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Celebrate good times, come on!
Sixth place!
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Well, I'm sorry I let you down
by not winning the race.
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Hank, what you did, it
took a lot of guts.
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You got seventh place. That means you
automatically qualify for next year's race.
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Well, I appreciate what you guys did
out there today, too.
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That also took a lot of guts.
Especially you, Larry.
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We were all reaching for our bags,
buddy. I was just quickest on the draw.
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All right, then. I guess I'll
see you guys next Tuesday.
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She's a beaut. What kind of engine?
Briggs and Stratton?
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Tecumseh.
Ten-and-a-half horse under the hood.
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That padding, that thing you were
wearing during the race...
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I got a friend
who could use something like that.
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Well, why don't you give your friend
my card?
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Excuse me. I think you
could use it, too.
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Peggy, to the medical supply store.
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I need some new cheeks.
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DR. TATE: Thank you, Gina.
GINA: Dr. Tate.