1 00:00:01,569 --> 00:00:07,873 ( music ) 2 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,463 ( birds chirping ) 3 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,732 NARRATOR: Once upon a time, 4 00:01:06,801 --> 00:01:09,234 there was a wonderful lamp, 5 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:12,871 a magic lamp of great powers. 6 00:01:12,940 --> 00:01:16,708 In the seventh year of the reign of Hamoud, caliph of Bagdad, 7 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:20,045 there occurred the most disastrous event. 8 00:01:20,114 --> 00:01:22,681 My magic lamp has been stolen. 9 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,583 It must be found. 10 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,718 Go to the ends of the earth if you must, 11 00:01:26,787 --> 00:01:29,788 but do not return until you bring the lamp with you. 12 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:33,592 Aladdin's lamp must be found. 13 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:37,229 ( music ) 14 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:41,834 NARRATOR: The magic lamp was not found in the caliph's lifetime. 15 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:45,871 But because his word was the most sacred law of the land, 16 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,406 his retainers and their sons 17 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,608 for generations without number, 18 00:01:49,677 --> 00:01:52,177 kept up the weary quest. 19 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:54,680 They came at length to the new world 20 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:56,315 and as the years passed, 21 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,717 the search led to the city called by some... 22 00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:01,453 Bagdad on the Hudson. 23 00:02:01,522 --> 00:02:03,355 ( music ) 24 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:26,345 Chief, look what I got Louie for his birthday. 25 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:29,548 Where did you get that broken-down old teapot? 26 00:02:29,617 --> 00:02:31,817 Down at the hawk shop. And it only cost me two bits. 27 00:02:31,886 --> 00:02:34,353 Two bits? How many pounds of tea did they give you with it? 28 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:37,256 Oh. Throwing our money around like that. 29 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,024 You ought to have your head examined. 30 00:02:39,093 --> 00:02:40,659 What aren't you getting excited about? 31 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,194 It'll look much better when it's polished up. 32 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:44,029 What? The teapot or your head? 33 00:02:44,098 --> 00:02:45,597 You'll be surprised. 34 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,999 Got a rag? 35 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:48,133 Hold it a minute. 36 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:50,969 Hello, boys. 37 00:02:51,038 --> 00:02:52,638 What's--what's going on here? 38 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,373 We're giving you a surprise party. 39 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:56,308 Big mouth, you spoiled everything. 40 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:57,976 Well you didn't tell me it was a secret. 41 00:02:58,045 --> 00:02:59,711 A surprise party for me? 42 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,381 Yeah, Louis. Congratulations on your 39th birthday. 43 00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:05,017 Thirty-ninth birthday. 44 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:06,318 Well, Mr. Dumbrowsky. 45 00:03:06,387 --> 00:03:07,920 We're glad to have caught you in. 46 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,122 Get the cheese, Louie, the rats are back. 47 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,490 Very funny. 48 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:12,858 I thought it was clever. 49 00:03:12,927 --> 00:03:14,426 Nobody cares what you think. 50 00:03:14,495 --> 00:03:16,695 Hey, we bring you a message from the boss. 51 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,664 He wants to know, "How about it?" 52 00:03:18,732 --> 00:03:21,300 And we bring a message for the boss. 53 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,935 "Nothing about it." 54 00:03:23,003 --> 00:03:25,837 For the last time, I am not selling my lease. 55 00:03:25,906 --> 00:03:27,773 Attaboy, Louie. Stick by your guns, 56 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,474 even if they are empty. 57 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,843 Look, Louie may be small, but he's substantial. 58 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:35,013 And he absolutely refuses to be intimated. 59 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:37,549 Look, chum, the boss gave you a very generous offer. 60 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:40,285 Why don't you take it, Louie? Shut up. 61 00:03:40,354 --> 00:03:43,655 Just a little word of friendly advice, take it. 62 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,658 Just a little word of unfriendly advice, 63 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:49,995 get going. Yeah, get going. 64 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:52,798 Ah, get going right up to the counter, sir. 65 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:55,167 We got a special on chocolate sundaes and this time, 66 00:03:55,236 --> 00:03:57,903 Louie put chocolate in them. 67 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,404 Gee, you're hysterical. 68 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,506 This is final? 69 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,842 Final. Yeah, final 70 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,845 P-H-Y-N-U-L. 71 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:11,350 Mr. Dumbrowsky, you're gonna be very, very sorry. 72 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:17,489 That guy had used those scissors to cut his throat, 73 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:18,857 we'd all have been better off. 74 00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:23,662 ( music ) 75 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,433 Little man's gonna sing a different tune 76 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,003 when he finds out he's got no business. 77 00:04:33,574 --> 00:04:35,507 Where are you going? In there. 78 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:36,975 Nuh-uh. This joint's closed. 79 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:40,012 Board of health. Beat it. 80 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,481 Better go around the back. See that no one sneaks in. 81 00:04:42,549 --> 00:04:43,882 Right. 82 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:46,318 Sure wish I was big and strong 83 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,886 so I could tell the chief off. 84 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:49,288 I could also help Louie. 85 00:04:49,356 --> 00:04:50,956 Beat-up old lamp, huh? 86 00:04:51,025 --> 00:04:53,659 It'll look different when it's all shined up. 87 00:05:01,235 --> 00:05:03,602 Boy, I'm sure getting tired of being pushed around. 88 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:05,537 Everything I do is wrong. 89 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:07,639 I'm in a rut, a rut. 90 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,608 More like I'm in a drainage ditch. 91 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,777 Sure wish something would happen. 92 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,945 ( explosion ) 93 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:16,915 Greetings! 94 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,984 I'm the slave of the lamp. 95 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,752 Command and I obey. 96 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,120 Oh, who are you? 97 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:24,156 Where--oh, where did you come from? 98 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:27,559 My dear chap, I'm a genie, the slave of the lamp. 99 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:29,127 Ask for anything. 100 00:05:29,196 --> 00:05:31,229 I'm duty-bound to provide it. 101 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:34,066 Oh, what are you talking about? Ask for anything, genie-- genie. 102 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:36,601 Are you any relation to Jeannie with the light brown hair? 103 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,570 This is gonna be jolly. 104 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,873 No, sir, I am not kidding. Your wish is my command. 105 00:05:41,942 --> 00:05:43,175 Gold, 106 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:44,943 diamonds, 107 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:47,679 dancing girls? 108 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:50,115 What do you wish for most right now? 109 00:05:50,184 --> 00:05:52,851 How about six giant malteds? 110 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:56,321 Ahem, six giant malteds? 111 00:05:56,390 --> 00:06:00,592 Is that too many? It's a little overdoing it, surely. 112 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:01,793 Well... 113 00:06:04,031 --> 00:06:06,932 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. 114 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:13,605 Oh, boy! These taste good. 115 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,007 You make them better than Louie. 116 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:20,345 The wealth of the earth and the Seven Seas at his fingertips, 117 00:06:20,414 --> 00:06:23,382 and he wishes for giant malts. 118 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:25,050 Incredible. 119 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:26,485 You say something, genie? 120 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,620 Yes, I said you're-- you're incredible. 121 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:30,322 Thank you. Likewise, I'm sure. 122 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:31,857 Will that be all? 123 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,659 Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Don't go away, genie. 124 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,995 Now, let me see what I want. Oh, yeah. I know what I want. 125 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:39,498 I wanna be big and strong, and not afraid of anything 126 00:06:39,566 --> 00:06:42,067 so I can take care of those guys that are pushing Louie around. 127 00:06:42,136 --> 00:06:44,236 Genie, give me muscles, 128 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:46,671 big, fat muscles. 129 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:49,207 Right. 130 00:06:49,276 --> 00:06:50,475 Bing. 131 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,444 Oop. What happened to my malt? 132 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:55,580 Genie? Genie? Genie, come back here with my malteds. 133 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:59,885 Genie, come back. Genie? Genie? Genie? Genie? 134 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:03,588 ( music ) 135 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,426 Get a load of those muscles. 136 00:07:07,494 --> 00:07:09,060 What'll they think of next? 137 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:11,596 There's enough muscles here for everybody. 138 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:15,500 Oh, I'll demolish the world. 139 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,540 Sach Samson. 140 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:24,309 Enemies of Louie, get outta town. 141 00:07:24,378 --> 00:07:26,311 SACH: Oh, what's this? 142 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:28,513 Hmm, crowbar. 143 00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:31,383 Slip Mahoney. 144 00:07:31,452 --> 00:07:33,585 ( grunting ) 145 00:07:44,331 --> 00:07:46,164 A human house wrecker. 146 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,177 Hey, fellas. Fellas, look at me. 147 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:00,812 Get a load of the muscles. 148 00:08:02,549 --> 00:08:03,982 At last. 149 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:07,085 Get a load of the build. 150 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:09,454 How do you like the muscles? The genie gave them to me. 151 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:11,323 You rub the lamp, a genie appears, 152 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,024 you ask him for anything you want and he gives it to you. 153 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,193 So, I asked him for these muscles. 154 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,395 Want me to tear this phonebook in half? Give me that phonebook. 155 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,030 We may need it to call the nuthouse. 156 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,499 Wait a minute, buddy. 157 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,300 Who do you think you're talking to? 158 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,269 Don't you ever get out of line with me. 159 00:08:24,338 --> 00:08:27,105 Not with these muscles. 160 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,373 That's a muscle? 161 00:08:28,442 --> 00:08:30,408 Fellas, I lost my muscles. 162 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,476 It's mine. 163 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:33,812 Yours? 164 00:08:33,881 --> 00:08:35,714 It's mine. It's mine. 165 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,449 Anybody see any muscles? 166 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,484 What is all this insane drizzle about muscles? 167 00:08:39,553 --> 00:08:41,019 And a lamp and a genius? 168 00:08:41,088 --> 00:08:42,354 Well, chief, I rubbed the lamp, 169 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:43,455 a genie appeared and... 170 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:45,023 ( clattering ) 171 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,693 There he is again. The genie's in the back. 172 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,962 All right, grab them. Get them both, quick. 173 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,398 All right, boy. Watch it they've got-- 174 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:56,535 I can't stand the sight of blood, especially my own. 175 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,872 Yah! 176 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,208 Run out the front way. See if you can cut them off. 177 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,980 Chief, thanks for saving my lamp. Get away from me. 178 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,249 What do you want with this putrid piece of pewter? 179 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,385 Even those crooks with the towels on their heads threw it away. 180 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:14,786 But, chief, that's a magic lamp. 181 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:17,222 You rub it, the genie appears, pow. 182 00:09:17,291 --> 00:09:18,790 He'll give anything you want. 183 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:21,159 Without sending any box tops, I presume. 184 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,194 But, chief, I'm telling you that's a magic lamp. 185 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,130 The days of the magic lamp went out with Skinderella 186 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:27,499 when a fairy godmother converts a pumpkin into a hot-rod 187 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,834 and gave her a couple of Shetland ponies to pull it with. 188 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,870 Now, if you could take this piece of junk back 189 00:09:31,939 --> 00:09:34,673 and get your two bits for it, that would be real magic. 190 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,074 Chief, go ahead. Now, get out of here. 191 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,676 Rub it, go ahead. Go on, get out. 192 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,811 Rub it. Like I'll rub your head 193 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,047 until there's another hole in it. 194 00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:46,418 Sach doesn't stop having those hallucinations, 195 00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,987 I'm gonna wind up in a seminary. 196 00:09:50,591 --> 00:09:52,824 ( lamp clangs ) 197 00:09:52,893 --> 00:09:54,593 Well, then, anything you wish for, 198 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,628 you get right away, boom, like that. 199 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,463 Quickest service you ever saw. 200 00:09:58,532 --> 00:09:59,764 Why, this crazy-looking character 201 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,199 will give you anything you want. 202 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,868 Anything. Can you imagine? 203 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:08,139 No, huh? 204 00:10:08,208 --> 00:10:11,843 Psychiatrist, psychiat-- 205 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,446 hey, Duke, I can't find it under S. 206 00:10:14,514 --> 00:10:17,182 Oh, 207 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,851 are you sure somebody didn't kiss you with a blackjack? 208 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,420 Boss, listen. I've seen it with my own eyes. 209 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:25,156 He just rubbed this crummy-looking pot, and like that... 210 00:10:25,225 --> 00:10:27,058 Come off it, Tiny. 211 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,094 You were with him. What's he been nipping? 212 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,862 Nothing. 213 00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,365 Frankly, I'm completely baffled. 214 00:10:33,433 --> 00:10:36,267 Hey, wait a minute. 215 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,137 Could this be a lamp you're talking about instead of a pot? 216 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,472 Yeah, I guess so. 217 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,440 So what? So what? 218 00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:45,910 I was just reading about a magic lamp the other day in a book. 219 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,512 You were reading a book? 220 00:10:47,581 --> 00:10:49,014 Yes, I was reading a book. 221 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,915 Wait a minute. I'll prove it to you. 222 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:59,090 Uh-hmm. 223 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,661 Ah, here it is. Listen to this. 224 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:05,263 "After she had decided to sell the lamp, 225 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,766 Aladdin's mother made ready to polish it 226 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,769 in the hope of increasing its value. 227 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,805 No sooner had she begun to rub the lamp, 228 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,908 then a hi-de-ous genie..." That's hideous. 229 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,843 Hideous. I knew it all the time. 230 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,913 "Hideous gen-i-i appeared before her 231 00:11:21,982 --> 00:11:24,282 and said in a voice like thunder, 232 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,984 "What wouldst thou have? 233 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:29,320 I am ready to obey thee as thy slave. 234 00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:33,758 For I am the slave of all who possess the lamp." 235 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,094 "I am hungry," said Aladdin, 236 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,963 "Bring me food." "At once they saw before them, 237 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:41,933 12 dishes filled with the most delicious food, 238 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:45,670 two loaves of bread, and two bottles of wine." 239 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,206 That was nice. 240 00:11:48,275 --> 00:11:49,541 See? They got it. 241 00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:50,642 It must be on the level, boss. 242 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:51,910 It's in the book. 243 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,845 That's what I'm telling you. 244 00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:56,614 This gen-i-i works for anybody who's got the lamp. 245 00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:59,050 Ah, you've flipped. But, boss... 246 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,720 Okay. Go get the pot and I'll prove it to you. 247 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:03,321 Now, you're talking. 248 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,956 Come on, Canarsie. 249 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:14,666 d 250 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,429 I am the slave of the lamp. 251 00:12:44,498 --> 00:12:47,499 Command and I obey. 252 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:50,368 Oh, oh, but I assure you I'm not an apparition. 253 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:53,671 Is there anything I can do for you? 254 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:57,375 Yes, as soon as I regain my "liquidebrium". 255 00:12:57,444 --> 00:13:01,112 Oh. Don't worry, Louie. All set. 256 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:02,313 Genie. 257 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:04,182 See, chief, I wasn't fibbing. 258 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,984 The genie, he's back. This is my pal, Genie. 259 00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,652 Genie, this is my pal, Slip Mahoney. 260 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,287 Slip Mahoney, this is my pal, Genie. Genie, 261 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,789 this time I won't make a pig out of myself, 262 00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,123 just make it five malteds. 263 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:14,025 You're wasting your time, kid. 264 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,060 From now on, this monkey's taking orders from me. 265 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,630 Monkey? He's mine. 266 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:19,998 Come... Give me that. 267 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,468 2,000 years and they're still at it. 268 00:13:23,537 --> 00:13:25,503 Genie, just don't sit there. 269 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,772 Do something. I paid a quarter for you. 270 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:30,642 Yeah, but I serve, whoever holds the lamp, 271 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:32,277 no matter how he gets it. 272 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,612 Did you hear what he said? And I'm holding the lamp. 273 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:36,414 And I'm holding it, too. 274 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,316 You ain't gonna be holding it long because I'm gonna bust you 275 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:41,786 right on that peeled banana that you call a nose. 276 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,555 Genie, help me, help me, help... 277 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,789 Ah! 278 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,792 ( crash ) 279 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:49,894 Throwing things behind my back, huh? 280 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,729 Chief, chief, don't get excited. 281 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,565 Sit down and think this thing over. 282 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,767 Chief, chief, genie, genie. 283 00:13:55,836 --> 00:13:57,535 Make him sit down. 284 00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,937 Ah! 285 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,608 Hey, I'm stuck. I can't get up. 286 00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:06,678 I'm slipping. I forgot to put nails in the seat. 287 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,546 I... 288 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,549 -- say, uh, 289 00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,784 buddy old boy, 290 00:14:12,853 --> 00:14:14,485 would you come a little closer? 291 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,921 I'd like to have a heart to heart talk with you. 292 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,757 Didn't I always give you a fair shake? No. 293 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:23,595 Oh, didn't I always share everything I had with you? No. 294 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:27,565 Well, didn't you always share everything you had with me? Yes. 295 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,467 Well, then. Buddy old boy, 296 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:33,204 why are you being so lascivious and greedy about this thing? 297 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,673 My old buddy, he's gonna go out in the world 298 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:38,977 and get stinking rich and he's gonna 299 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,779 let me sit here poverty-stricken. 300 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:44,249 Oh, slush. 301 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,117 It's one of those things, I guess. 302 00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,753 Nobody likes you when you get old and fat. 303 00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:50,388 Don't cry, chief. 304 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,624 We'll share the lamp together. 305 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:54,359 We will? Yeah. 306 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:55,526 Shake hands, partner. 307 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:56,527 Partners. 308 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,296 Partners? 309 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:02,100 Vacuum-head and Mr. Loud Speaker. 310 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,836 Now, uh, first of all, get me up out of this chair. 311 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:05,904 Get him out of the chair. 312 00:15:05,972 --> 00:15:07,305 Ah. 313 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,640 Ah. That's better. 314 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,642 Thanks. 315 00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,444 Now, mousy, get over here, 316 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:16,347 we're ready for general order number one, 317 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,983 and I quote, "No matter who has this lamp, 318 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,518 henceforth and from now on, 319 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,720 you are to take orders from no one but us two, 320 00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,189 jointly and together." Get it? 321 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,392 You mean to say I'm to take orders from both of you? 322 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:31,596 That is perversely the vernacular of this situation. 323 00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:34,532 In 2,000 years, I never had to take orders 324 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,634 from more than one master at a time. 325 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,270 Well, consider this your lucky day then, because now you got two. 326 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,339 This is highly irregular. I have to get a ruling. 327 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,441 You'll get the rulings on your own time, bub, 328 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,277 from now on you're working for Mahoney and Jones, Incorporated. 329 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,246 Yeah, Jones and Mahoney, Incorporated. 330 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,448 Shut up. You're wasting time. We got a lot of wishing to do. 331 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:54,018 Now, for the first order, give us a million dollars. 332 00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:56,621 Oh, what does my other master say? 333 00:15:56,690 --> 00:15:58,289 Oh, personally, I'm a little thirsty. 334 00:15:58,358 --> 00:15:59,924 I'd rather have the malteds. 335 00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:02,961 Ask for the million, you imbecilic idiot. 336 00:16:03,029 --> 00:16:04,529 Imbecilic idiot? 337 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,397 What happened to the buddy-buddy routine? 338 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,999 That went out the window when I got your lamp. 339 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,334 Now, ask for the mil. 340 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,769 You traitor. Give him his million. 341 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,005 Uh, where do you want it? 342 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,374 Well, right over there on the table 343 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,610 so we won't have to bend over to count it. 344 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:21,512 Hmm, very well. 345 00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:22,613 Ba! 346 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,651 One too many. 347 00:16:31,791 --> 00:16:33,925 Hey, what is this junk anyway? 348 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,261 That junk is a million dollars in gold. 349 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,063 Well, now, I'll look pretty silly 350 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,232 walking around with a pocketful of those things. 351 00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,501 Couldn't you replant it with some good old folding money? 352 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,937 Gold is better than folding money. 353 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,039 It's more stable, you know. 354 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:51,109 Look, stupid, I said I didn't want it that way. 355 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:52,343 You heard what the chief said. 356 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:53,878 Get that stuff out of here. 357 00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:56,014 Very well. Ba! 358 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:01,819 Well, now, that's a beautiful example of "misinterpelation". 359 00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,355 You simply told that blabbering genius 360 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:07,091 to get that pile of golden railroad ties out of here 361 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,060 and he disappears with them. 362 00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,162 Maybe he went to lunch, Bagdad time. 363 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,930 Give me that lamp. 364 00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:14,699 I'm gonna get him back here. And when I do, 365 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,902 I'm gonna give him an earful of fragrant colloquialisms. 366 00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:21,439 Hold it. And we ain't fooling. Don't move a muscle. 367 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,474 Give me the lamp back. You'll never get away with this... 368 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,143 Shut up. 369 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:28,179 Chief, they got my lamp. 370 00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,280 What do you mean your lamp? It's my lamp. 371 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,049 They got our lamp. 372 00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,517 Oh, chief, I think the door's locked. 373 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:34,619 Now, that's a clever deduction. 374 00:17:42,028 --> 00:17:43,294 Taxi. 375 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,898 Hey, boss, look, we got it. We're in. 376 00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:49,400 Hey, that's it. Just like the picture in the book. 377 00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,502 This thing looks strictly nothing. 378 00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,838 Maybe it looks like nothing, but it sure acts like something. 379 00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:56,240 Do not keep us in suspense, boss, go on, massage it. 380 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,875 Yeah, come on. Oh, for Pete's sake. 381 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,777 Here, let me. 382 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:00,945 ( explosion ) 383 00:18:01,014 --> 00:18:02,713 Greetings, everyone. 384 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,682 I am the slave of the lamp. 385 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,451 You see, boss? What did I tell you? 386 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,454 It's--it's gotta be a gag. 387 00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:11,589 Who--well, where did you come from? 388 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,458 Where do geniuses usually come from? 389 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,794 Wahoo, Nebraska. Who cares? 390 00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,963 Say, uh, Genie boy. 391 00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:20,731 I'd like a silver mink down to my shoes. 392 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:23,301 Can you give me a hot one in the fifth at Hialeah? 393 00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:25,036 For myself, I was thinking of a cream-colored convertible 394 00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,504 and a very cooperative blonde. 395 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:27,972 Look, I'll settle for the blonde. 396 00:18:28,041 --> 00:18:29,240 Will you fill my desk drawers 397 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:30,908 with $10,000 bills unmarked? 398 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:32,443 ( indistinct chatter ) 399 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:37,381 Oh, oh, quiet, quiet, quiet, please. 400 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,817 You're going to hate me for this. 401 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:43,087 But I'm sorry, it's quite impossible for me to give you what you wish. 402 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,857 Well, what's the matter? Is it after hours? 403 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,326 I've seen you do it for the character in the sweet shop. 404 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:50,128 You said you were the slave of this lamp. 405 00:18:50,196 --> 00:18:53,865 True, oh, true, but I'm so completely limited. 406 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,067 It's terribly embarrassing. 407 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,668 Embarrassing? How do you think I feel 408 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,304 after the build-up I gave the boss? 409 00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:01,873 I knew it was a phony. 410 00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,474 Oh, come on, 411 00:19:03,543 --> 00:19:07,845 just one teensy-weensy little diamond for Velma. 412 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,680 Just to show you're on the level. 413 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,916 What do you say? 414 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,952 Oh, nothing would give me greater pleasure, my dear, 415 00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,755 but my hands are tied. 416 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,191 The only man I ever met with that trouble, 417 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,792 he's got to be a Genie. 418 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,494 You gotta do it. 419 00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:26,097 You are the slave of whomsoever holds the lamp. 420 00:19:26,166 --> 00:19:27,665 It's in the book. 421 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,268 Yes, I know, but that's all changed now. 422 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,271 I'm sorry. I can't do a thing for you. 423 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,672 I got it. 424 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:35,940 The guy in the sweet shop. 425 00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,074 He got to him. 426 00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,876 Yeah. 427 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,444 Show him who gives the orders. 428 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,180 Work him over, boys. 429 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,824 Ow. 430 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,197 A little thing I've picked up from Samson, Delilah. 431 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:03,734 Boss, I was holding him in a grip of iron. 432 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:05,670 See if you get away from this one. 433 00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:11,709 What happened? Where did he go? 434 00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:14,378 Rub that lamp again and bring him back here. 435 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,280 The minute he shows, I'll plug him. 436 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:17,815 Put that thing away. 437 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,218 You can't plug a guy that ain't human. 438 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:22,453 We're stuck. But wait a minute, Duke, 439 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,854 the guy that gave him the orders. 440 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,389 He's human, ain't he? 441 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,857 Well, you might get an argument on it, 442 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,160 but anyway, we got the lamp. 443 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,062 You know, boss, if we snatch this guy... 444 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:34,131 You don't have to draw me no pictures. What's his name? 445 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,034 I don't know, but he's the one with the beezer. 446 00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:39,437 Baby, you take it from there. 447 00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:40,805 Okay. 448 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,740 The human ones I can handle. 449 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:46,911 Be seeing you. 450 00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:57,788 How I ever got associated with you, I'll never know. 451 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,357 Here we were, 452 00:20:59,425 --> 00:21:01,392 with a million dollars right in our laps 453 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:03,294 and you got to go and blow it. 454 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,296 I blew it? Certainly, you blew it. 455 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,465 So the gold bars was a little heavy. 456 00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:09,400 Why didn't you tell him to take them away 457 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,637 and bring us the money in small bills? 458 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,439 A million in small bills. 459 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:19,377 Please, Slip, don't talk crazy like that. 460 00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:22,713 Louie, we are not flipped, snapped, or cracked. 461 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,583 This whole thing adds up to the fair sum of the quotient. 462 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:28,986 What do you think those dark guys with the towels on their heads was after? 463 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:32,356 The lamp. And what do you think those other slugs was after? 464 00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,125 The lamp. 465 00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,626 If only we had it back, we'd never have 466 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,828 to do another day's work as long as we live. 467 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:41,198 Slip, you'll feel much better if you have something to eat. 468 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:45,670 Sach, get Slip a sandwich or coffee or something, please. 469 00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:47,505 Oh, certainly, Louie. I'll make it for two. 470 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:50,207 I lost a half a million myself. 471 00:21:50,276 --> 00:21:52,243 Step aside. 472 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,944 Make my coffee black. 473 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,246 Black coffee, naturally. 474 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,315 Whoever heard of white coffee? 475 00:21:59,018 --> 00:22:03,254 Um, oh, chief, um, how about a piece of cake, doughnut, a sandwich? 476 00:22:03,323 --> 00:22:06,390 Give me some of that banana cream slop. 477 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,492 Banana cream slop coming up. 478 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,896 Louie, will you please get out of my-- get out of my way, Louie. 479 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,431 You're fired. 480 00:22:15,068 --> 00:22:17,435 Hey, Sach, give me one of those doughnuts. You stay out of it. 481 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,937 I happen to be serving the next millionaire. What's the matter with you? 482 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:21,572 You kidding? 483 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:22,840 Now, what will you have? 484 00:22:22,909 --> 00:22:24,041 I said a doughnut. 485 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,743 With or without the hole? 486 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:30,014 Think I'll have something to eat myself. 487 00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:37,054 What's the matter, chief? 488 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,691 I asked for coffee. 489 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:43,060 So, you give me a cup of paint 490 00:22:43,129 --> 00:22:44,528 with turpentine in it? 491 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:45,930 SACH: Maybe it's better than the coffee. 492 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,998 So you wanna play games, huh? Wait... 493 00:22:48,067 --> 00:22:48,999 Well, I'll play games with you. 494 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,534 Wait, chief. 495 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:52,236 Stand still until I get you in range. 496 00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:53,738 Maybe it tastes better than the coffee. 497 00:22:58,911 --> 00:23:00,778 You want me to help? Oh, no. 498 00:23:00,847 --> 00:23:02,546 Now, look what you've done. If you hadn't ducked, 499 00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:04,648 this never would have happened. 500 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,350 I wish I had a stepladder. 501 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:07,852 Say you're sorry you ducked, stupid. 502 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,587 I'm sorry I ducked, stupid, oh. 503 00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,489 Well, goodness me, boys. 504 00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,592 I guess it's nothing to make such a fuss about, really. 505 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:17,461 All right, Scram, eagle beak, can't you see the girl's enthralled with me? 506 00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,497 Eagle beak? 507 00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,899 Now, don't go away mad, honey child. 508 00:23:21,968 --> 00:23:23,868 You know something I think your friend here 509 00:23:23,936 --> 00:23:26,337 is just jealous because you're so handsome. 510 00:23:26,406 --> 00:23:28,439 You won't get no argument out of me. 511 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:30,307 You know, your nose reminds me of Robert E. Lee. 512 00:23:30,376 --> 00:23:32,476 The general? No, the steam boat. 513 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,278 Oh, thanks loads. Listen, 514 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:35,446 how would you like a banana split, 515 00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:36,680 a soda, a piece of pie-- 516 00:23:36,749 --> 00:23:38,549 oh, you already got the pie. 517 00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,017 You can have anything you want, on the house. 518 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,486 Oh, my, you are sweet. 519 00:23:42,555 --> 00:23:44,989 I reckon I would like a little old Kentucky special. 520 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,024 Kentucky special? What's that? 521 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,427 Well, you see you simply take a triple scoop of ice cream. 522 00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:51,228 You slap a little old mint julep over it 523 00:23:51,297 --> 00:23:54,532 and then you garnish the whole thing with southern pecans. 524 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,033 Pecans? And just for you, 525 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,735 I'm gonna take the pecans out of the shells. 526 00:23:57,804 --> 00:23:59,703 That way, it will taste better. 527 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,973 Anything you want, Southern Pecans, Kentucky Style. 528 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,708 Da-da-da-da-ta-da. 529 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,477 There's my little chickadee. 530 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:08,145 Ms. Cindy Lou Calhoun of Louisville, 531 00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,947 if you don't mind. 532 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:14,618 A very proud family and very choosy about our friends. 533 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:16,787 Pretty formal for a girl. 534 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,024 Uh, you all kind of got lost in the swamp, 535 00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,258 didn't you, sir? 536 00:24:21,327 --> 00:24:23,260 And without a paddle, sir. 537 00:24:23,329 --> 00:24:24,829 Listen, that's the first time any girl 538 00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:26,964 ever preferred that slug over me, 539 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,800 especially a girl with all her normal facilities. 540 00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:33,170 Well, I'd say her facilities are little better than normal. 541 00:24:33,239 --> 00:24:34,839 Honey, as soon as I get through cleaning up here, 542 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,207 I'll make you a Kentucky special. 543 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,808 All right. 544 00:24:37,877 --> 00:24:40,511 I've been looking for a nice boy like you. 545 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:42,112 I've been so lonesome. 546 00:24:42,181 --> 00:24:43,380 You've been lonesome? 547 00:24:43,449 --> 00:24:45,816 Why, sure, I'm a stranger here. 548 00:24:45,885 --> 00:24:47,651 Well, I've been rattling around this city 549 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,553 just like a hominy grit in a pumpkin shell. 550 00:24:49,622 --> 00:24:51,755 Well, honey child, your rattling days are over. 551 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:54,558 You and I are gonna settle down in a pumpkin shell built for two. 552 00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:58,095 Oh, you're sweet. For being so sweet, 553 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,098 why don't you take me out tonight and show me the town? 554 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,233 Would you like that? 555 00:25:02,301 --> 00:25:04,235 Like it? I'd adore it. 556 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:06,937 Absolutely inedible. 557 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,740 That beautiful Amazon falling for Sach at first sight 558 00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:12,142 after she took a second sight of me. 559 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:15,379 I think I better investigate this little old boll weevil 560 00:25:15,448 --> 00:25:18,115 in her cotton patch. 561 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:24,855 Hey, pardon me, Cindy Lou from Louisville, 562 00:25:24,924 --> 00:25:28,259 I don't like to intercept your romantical infiltration 563 00:25:28,327 --> 00:25:29,960 but Sach, that's him, 564 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,695 he ain't allowed to go no place without me. 565 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,330 I don't need no chaperone. 566 00:25:33,399 --> 00:25:34,532 Oop, yes, I do. 567 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:35,866 I can't be trusted. 568 00:25:35,935 --> 00:25:39,136 You do have a girlfriend, I hope. 569 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,973 Why, um, why, sure enough. I got a friend. 570 00:25:43,042 --> 00:25:45,009 My little old cousin, she's cute. 571 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:47,177 Oh, your little old cousin, huh? 572 00:25:47,246 --> 00:25:49,914 You don't happen to have a little young cousin laying around, do you? 573 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:53,350 Oh, well, that's just an expression. She's adorable. 574 00:25:53,419 --> 00:25:57,721 Now, remember, I'm staying at the Windsor Towers, mwah. 575 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,223 Ooh, not so hard. 576 00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,425 Remember, 8:30-ish, y'all. 577 00:26:01,494 --> 00:26:03,861 Honey child, 8:30-ish it shall be. 578 00:26:03,930 --> 00:26:05,863 And I won't be late-ish and I'll be right on time-ish. 579 00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,598 Louie, shine up my sneakers. 580 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,366 I'm dancing tonight. 581 00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:11,936 ( humming ) 582 00:26:12,004 --> 00:26:14,271 Now, I know he's a little crazy-ish. 583 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,106 ( music ) 584 00:26:25,885 --> 00:26:30,254 Didn't your mother ever tell you that haste is wasteful? Got a tip for the kid? 585 00:26:30,323 --> 00:26:33,190 Yeah, tell him to get out of the elevator business and become a pilot. 586 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,092 You come back up, bring my stomach. 587 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,194 Certainly. 588 00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:40,731 Hey, this is a nice place to live. 589 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,633 Where, in the hall? 590 00:26:42,702 --> 00:26:44,802 Never mind the jokes. Which room is she in? 591 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:47,137 She? She forgot to tell me. 592 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,139 Cindy Lou, Cindy Lou. 593 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,207 Yes? 594 00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,242 This is Cindy Lou? 595 00:26:52,311 --> 00:26:54,111 Do you wish to see someone? 596 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:56,580 We certainly didn't come all the way up here just to see you. 597 00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:58,749 Cindy Lou and her little old cousin. 598 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,584 And whom is calling? 599 00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,252 Whom? 600 00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:05,155 Watch it, buddy, your infinitive is dangling. 601 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:07,758 Just tell her, Jones and Mahoney. 602 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:10,094 I will see if Ms. Calhoun is in. 603 00:27:10,162 --> 00:27:13,597 Stick around. 604 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:15,899 Gee, what a classy butler. 605 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:17,835 Classy? Looks like a guy 606 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:20,004 that should be announcing prisoners to the warden. 607 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,074 Jones and Mahoney are here, and the boss ain't back yet. 608 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:27,378 Oh, then I guess we'll have to entertain them until he does get back. 609 00:27:27,446 --> 00:27:28,412 Let them in, Gus. 610 00:27:28,481 --> 00:27:29,980 Okay. 611 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:31,649 Buckle your seatbelt, baby. 612 00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:33,384 We may be in for a bumpy evening. 613 00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:34,818 Yeah, could be. 614 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,488 Oh, Melody, are you all ready to meet up 615 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:40,090 with those nice young boys, honey child? 616 00:27:40,159 --> 00:27:41,625 Oh, why, sure enough, honey child. 617 00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:43,160 How about you all? 618 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:45,696 Not you all, y'all. 619 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:46,764 Y'all. Y'all. 620 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,098 I dig it, y'all. 621 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,234 That's right, honey, and remember, 622 00:27:50,302 --> 00:27:52,102 this is for the most. 623 00:27:54,206 --> 00:27:55,706 Your hat, sir? If it wasn't mine, 624 00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,008 I wouldn't be wearing it. 625 00:27:58,077 --> 00:28:02,846 Well, now that's what I call a gregarious greeting committee. 626 00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,649 Evening, Mr. Jones, sugar pie. 627 00:28:05,718 --> 00:28:09,920 Mr. Mahoney, I'd like you to meet up with my little old cousin, Ms. Culpepper. 628 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:12,723 I please to nullify your acquaintance. 629 00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:14,425 Cindy Lou, he's just my type. 630 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:17,661 Debonair, sophisticated, amusing. 631 00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:21,532 Mr. Mahoney, would you all care to step out on the terrace? It's a lovely night. 632 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,901 Well, now there's nothing I would deplore more, Sadey. 633 00:28:23,969 --> 00:28:27,037 But you see, I can't even trust this guy alone much less with a girl. 634 00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:31,542 What's the matter with you? Can't you see she wants to be alone with me? 635 00:28:31,610 --> 00:28:33,043 You see? Come on, Mr. Mahoney. 636 00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:35,312 But I--I--just watch your step, buddy. 637 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,481 Don't let the feminine gender engulf you. 638 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,451 I can't help feeling I'm making a mistake. 639 00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,052 Oh. 640 00:28:44,824 --> 00:28:47,925 Honey lamb, would you all mind terribly 641 00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:50,427 if I ask you to stay with just little ol' me 642 00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:52,563 instead of stepping out tonight? 643 00:28:52,631 --> 00:28:53,564 What's there to do around here? 644 00:28:53,632 --> 00:28:56,166 Oh, silly boy. 645 00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,868 We could have refreshments, you know. 646 00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,703 Refreshments? Sure. 647 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,605 The butler will bring you anything you want. 648 00:29:01,674 --> 00:29:02,606 Anything? 649 00:29:02,675 --> 00:29:04,308 Anything. 650 00:29:04,376 --> 00:29:05,976 Gus! 651 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,644 If you lost your voice, it's in my ear. 652 00:29:07,713 --> 00:29:09,546 Oh, lamb chop. While we're waiting, 653 00:29:09,615 --> 00:29:12,750 I'm gonna teach you how to mambo. 654 00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:14,818 You're gonna teach me, huh? 655 00:29:16,889 --> 00:29:19,389 ( mambo music ) 656 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:22,059 Here, let me. 657 00:29:24,630 --> 00:29:26,563 Ah, now that's my dish, 658 00:29:26,632 --> 00:29:28,532 music from south of the boudoir. 659 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:30,134 How about tripping the light fanatic? 660 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:34,238 Oh, Mr. Mahoney, honey, it's so crowded in there. 661 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:37,975 Well, as a matter of fact it's getting a little crowded out here. 662 00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:42,146 ( music continues ) 663 00:29:55,728 --> 00:29:58,796 Oh, oh. 664 00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:01,932 Oh, oh, oh, oh, my poor little boll weevil. Are you all right? 665 00:30:02,001 --> 00:30:03,801 Oh, certainly. I could dance this way all day long 666 00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:05,302 then go to the hospital. 667 00:30:05,371 --> 00:30:07,905 ( music continues ) 668 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,609 How do you like that? A restaurant on wheels. 669 00:30:12,678 --> 00:30:14,778 Step aside, I'll take over. 670 00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:19,082 I don't know if I can finish all these, but I'll try. 671 00:30:19,151 --> 00:30:20,951 Help yourself, honey child. 672 00:30:23,923 --> 00:30:26,056 Would you mind not looking over my shoulder? 673 00:30:26,125 --> 00:30:29,092 I'm very superstitious when I eat. 674 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,561 You're a butler, aren't you? 675 00:30:30,629 --> 00:30:32,496 Well, go ahead and butler. 676 00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:36,400 ( doorbell dings ) 677 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:43,507 That's right, honey. Just help yourself. 678 00:30:55,321 --> 00:30:57,888 I beg your pardon, miss. Your uncle has arrived. 679 00:30:57,957 --> 00:30:59,957 He has? Oh, goodie. 680 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:02,993 Come on, honey child, I'm just dying for you to meet him. 681 00:31:03,062 --> 00:31:04,328 Any uncle of yours is an uncle of mine. 682 00:31:04,396 --> 00:31:05,929 Certainly. 683 00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:12,903 Here we are, sugar pie. 684 00:31:12,972 --> 00:31:15,539 This is my very dearest uncle. Mr. Dolan. 685 00:31:15,608 --> 00:31:17,140 Uncle, this is Mr. Jones. 686 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,710 I've been looking forward to this all day. 687 00:31:19,778 --> 00:31:23,347 Hi ya, unc--oops, oops. 688 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:26,383 What is this? What are you sore about it? I gave you half my eclair. 689 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:27,517 Oop. 690 00:31:27,586 --> 00:31:31,521 Funny. 691 00:31:31,590 --> 00:31:33,323 I-- I gotta go. 692 00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:35,058 If I get any calls, just take messages. 693 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,927 Oh, who left that boulder on the road? 694 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:38,762 DOLAN: Gus, bring him here. 695 00:31:38,831 --> 00:31:42,766 What else? I should have known. The butler's always the rat. 696 00:31:42,835 --> 00:31:46,303 It's not that we crave the pleasure of your company, Mr. Jones. 697 00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:47,971 It's on account of this little pot. 698 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:49,606 Hey, that's my lamp. 699 00:31:49,675 --> 00:31:50,908 It was yours. 700 00:31:50,976 --> 00:31:52,409 You did it, it's all your fault. 701 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:54,211 You lured me here, that's what you did, 702 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,079 with your Southern hospitality now. 703 00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:58,949 Why, you're a disgrace to Old Kentucky. 704 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:00,183 Even New Kentucky. 705 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,952 Will you dig him, Duke? 706 00:32:02,021 --> 00:32:03,854 He makes Gus here look like a genius. 707 00:32:03,923 --> 00:32:05,422 Thanks, Velma. 708 00:32:10,896 --> 00:32:13,096 GENIE: Well, well, what now? 709 00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:16,099 My pal, Genie old boy! 710 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:18,769 Well, well, look who's here. 711 00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:20,037 Where's the quiet man? 712 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,571 Oh, the chief? He's around. 713 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,674 Say, Genie, what happened to the poof? 714 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,208 You've given up smoking? 715 00:32:25,277 --> 00:32:28,211 Ow, ow, Genie, he's hurting me. Make him stop. 716 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,914 You put my friend down. You keep out of this. 717 00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:33,784 And you keep your face buttoned up or you'll really get hurt. 718 00:32:33,852 --> 00:32:37,120 Now, tell him to fill that desk drawer with $10,000 bills. 719 00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:38,722 You ain't big enough to make me do it. 720 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:41,558 Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow, but he is, he is. 721 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:44,194 Genie, Genie, give it to him, give it to him, the money I mean. 722 00:32:44,263 --> 00:32:46,396 and give him an extra ten dollars for bandages. 723 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,765 I'm sorry, but I'll have to remind you 724 00:32:48,834 --> 00:32:51,001 of special order number one 725 00:32:51,070 --> 00:32:55,405 as given by our modest friend, Mr. Mahoney. 726 00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:58,742 And I quote, "Henceforth and from now on, 727 00:32:58,811 --> 00:33:01,878 you will take orders from nobody but us two 728 00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:04,748 jointly and together." Get it? 729 00:33:04,817 --> 00:33:07,584 What? Both of them have to be on deck before you do your stuff? 730 00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:11,655 That is perversely, the vernacular of the situation. 731 00:33:11,724 --> 00:33:13,357 Oh, fine. What do we do now? 732 00:33:13,425 --> 00:33:15,592 Don't worry, Duke, Mr. Mahoney is here. 733 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,427 He's out on the terrace with Claire. 734 00:33:17,496 --> 00:33:18,895 Great. 735 00:33:18,964 --> 00:33:20,530 Tiny, you and Gus get him. Right. 736 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:23,734 Well, call me when you're ready for business. 737 00:33:23,802 --> 00:33:25,168 You stay right here. 738 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:30,574 Give me that lamp. I'll bring him back and I'll break him... 739 00:33:30,642 --> 00:33:32,509 You won't lay a hand on my friend. 740 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,611 Oops, that must've been my voice out of the past. 741 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,481 Listen, Duke, why don't you wait until we need him? 742 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:39,249 You got the lamp. 743 00:33:39,318 --> 00:33:41,518 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 744 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:43,120 Brilliant. 745 00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,622 Hey, where'd everybody go? 746 00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,791 Well, I don't know. They must have gone out on the terrace. 747 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,726 On the terrace? How many terraces you got in this place? 748 00:33:49,795 --> 00:33:52,162 We just came from the terrace. Hey, Sach. Sach? 749 00:33:52,231 --> 00:33:53,730 hey, you lunatic. 750 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:57,567 Mahoney. Mahoney, we wanna talk to you. 751 00:33:57,636 --> 00:34:01,238 Well, look what the East River washed up. 752 00:34:01,306 --> 00:34:03,373 Hey, you eel, what did you do with my lamp? 753 00:34:03,442 --> 00:34:05,242 And furthermore, what did you do with Sach? 754 00:34:05,310 --> 00:34:08,078 Now, Mr. Mahoney, the boss will tell you that. 755 00:34:08,147 --> 00:34:09,346 We'll take you right to him. 756 00:34:09,415 --> 00:34:11,515 Oh, the boss wants to see me? 757 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,784 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 758 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:15,185 ( grunts ) 759 00:34:15,254 --> 00:34:17,721 Why, you--I'll give you a-- ooh. 760 00:34:17,790 --> 00:34:19,222 ( screams ) 761 00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:23,860 Wait, wait. Oh, you... 762 00:34:23,929 --> 00:34:28,031 ( music ) 763 00:34:29,535 --> 00:34:31,334 Hey, Sach. Sach? 764 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,270 Sach, where are you, you idiot? 765 00:34:33,338 --> 00:34:34,971 I gotta get out of here and get a phone. 766 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,574 ( music ) 767 00:34:39,945 --> 00:34:41,378 Wrong way out. 768 00:34:41,447 --> 00:34:43,313 Oops, watch the pig stickers, fellas, 769 00:34:43,382 --> 00:34:44,748 I already shaved this morning. 770 00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:46,683 Silence, where is the lamp? 771 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,952 That's a good question. Check with me later and I'll let you know. 772 00:34:49,021 --> 00:34:50,487 Search him. 773 00:34:50,556 --> 00:34:52,456 Watch it. If you think I got the lamp on me... 774 00:34:53,959 --> 00:34:55,759 Oh, this is so high 775 00:34:55,828 --> 00:34:57,928 they should have brought us up in a--in a "heliumcopter". 776 00:34:57,996 --> 00:34:59,830 This is a penthouse, Louie. 777 00:34:59,898 --> 00:35:01,631 Why do they have to have a penthouse on the top floor? Why, why... 778 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:03,467 Wait a minute, Louie, wait a minute. 779 00:35:03,535 --> 00:35:05,502 Slip thought there was something fishy about this. 780 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:07,237 Do you realize what he said? If he didn't phone by 10:00, 781 00:35:07,306 --> 00:35:08,705 we should come in and get him, right? 782 00:35:08,774 --> 00:35:10,373 Right, but I wanna ask you one question. 783 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,409 What? Who's gonna come in and get us? 784 00:35:12,478 --> 00:35:14,411 You look over there, Louie. Butch and I are gonna try the other way 785 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,146 and stop worrying, will you? 786 00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:18,014 Worrying, who's worrying? 787 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,316 I'm not worrying. 788 00:35:19,384 --> 00:35:21,518 Worrying, hmm, I'm scared. 789 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,658 Baby... 790 00:35:30,162 --> 00:35:31,561 keep him covered. 791 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,996 We'll see what's keeping the boys. 792 00:35:33,065 --> 00:35:34,631 Okay, Duke. 793 00:35:37,803 --> 00:35:39,369 How about another dance? I'll hold your gun. 794 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:41,304 Shut up. 795 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,473 I liked you so much better with your Southern accent. 796 00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:45,408 Well, then shut up, you all. 797 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,444 Well, if that's the way you feel about it, 798 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:51,114 hominy grits and black-eyed peas to you, you all. 799 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:54,951 What happened to you guys? 800 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,286 Where's Mahoney? 801 00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,288 He disappeared. Disappeared? 802 00:35:58,357 --> 00:35:59,589 Well, find him. 803 00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:05,929 Oh, uh, Ms. Cindy-- oop. What? 804 00:36:05,998 --> 00:36:08,565 Will you stop that skipping around, you make me nervous. 805 00:36:08,634 --> 00:36:11,134 Make you nervous? You don't exactly make me calm, 806 00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:12,636 waving that gun in front of me. 807 00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:15,005 Is that what you call Southern hospitality? 808 00:36:15,073 --> 00:36:18,842 If you don't shut up, I'm gonna give you a little Southern hospitalization. 809 00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,011 Well, shut my mouth. 810 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:23,380 I will. You did. 811 00:36:33,926 --> 00:36:35,458 Hello, chum. 812 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:38,161 Shh. Hi, Genie, did you come to get me outta here? 813 00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,663 I only wish I could, my dear fellow, 814 00:36:39,731 --> 00:36:41,798 but you made that impossible, I'm afraid. 815 00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,334 I suppose that's why I feel so sorry for you. 816 00:36:44,403 --> 00:36:45,735 You're so helpless. 817 00:36:45,804 --> 00:36:47,737 Like a--like a bumbling puppy. 818 00:36:47,806 --> 00:36:51,708 Shh, she's got a big gun and I'm a big target. 819 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:59,316 Ooh, aha, my favorite brand. 820 00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:02,385 Go on, Genie, nip, nip, nip, don't mind me. 821 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:05,021 Oh, thank you very much. After all, I've lived 822 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:08,458 in a bottle for centuries. Won't you join me? 823 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:12,996 I'd love to, but I don't think we'd both fit in that bottle. 824 00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:14,798 Oh, droll fellow. 825 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:22,305 That's a nip? It is a bit of a swig, isn't it? 826 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:24,407 Well, your health. 827 00:37:24,476 --> 00:37:27,210 I won't be healthy if I stick around here. 828 00:37:27,279 --> 00:37:29,446 No, quite. 829 00:37:31,416 --> 00:37:33,316 Tell me, my dear fellow, 830 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:36,519 why don't you try the romantic approach? 831 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,288 Sweep her off her feet. 832 00:37:38,357 --> 00:37:40,090 No broom. 833 00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:41,891 No broom, oh. 834 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,494 I've been around for centuries and I've never yet seen 835 00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:47,731 the woman who is indifferent to the tender phrase, 836 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:53,303 the deaf compliment, the, the burning ardor, do you get it? 837 00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:55,939 I got it, but I don't know what to do with it. 838 00:37:56,008 --> 00:37:58,942 Well, I suppose I shall have to show you how, 839 00:37:59,011 --> 00:38:03,280 Casanova. Is that bad? 840 00:38:03,348 --> 00:38:04,814 Genie? Genie? Where'd you go? 841 00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:06,816 Stop flying around, come back here. 842 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:10,287 Genie, oh, Genie. Genie. 843 00:38:10,355 --> 00:38:12,355 Genie, stop flying around. Genie? Genie... 844 00:38:12,424 --> 00:38:14,124 Listen, who are you talking to? Oh, I... 845 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,925 I wasn't talking to anybody, I was talking to myself. 846 00:38:15,994 --> 00:38:19,296 Oh, great, you're getting there fast, kid. 847 00:38:20,299 --> 00:38:22,766 ( gasps ) 848 00:38:22,834 --> 00:38:25,368 What's the big idea kissing me? I did not. 849 00:38:25,437 --> 00:38:27,304 Oh, yes, you did, right on the neck. 850 00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:29,339 I did? Uh, I, I, I mean, I did not. 851 00:38:29,408 --> 00:38:34,144 Listen, you try that again. I just dare you. 852 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:35,478 ( thud ) 853 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,816 What is the big idea? 854 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:41,851 Listen, you do that again and I'll plug you. 855 00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,486 I didn't do it. The Genie, the Genie. 856 00:38:43,555 --> 00:38:45,322 He's a-- he's a flying kiss fogey. 857 00:38:45,390 --> 00:38:46,690 The Genie? 858 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:48,058 Oh, my. 859 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:50,193 Now, I'm alone with a wolf I can't see. 860 00:38:50,262 --> 00:38:51,428 You're not alone, I'm here. 861 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,096 I'm still alone. 862 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:55,298 Genie, now-- now don't you come near me, Genie. 863 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,200 Don't you get fresh with me. 864 00:38:57,269 --> 00:38:59,269 One more trick like that and I'll plug you. So help me, I will... 865 00:38:59,338 --> 00:39:00,704 ( screams ) 866 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:02,572 Genie. 867 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:05,575 Genie, please. 868 00:39:05,644 --> 00:39:08,545 Please, Genie. Genie. 869 00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:09,879 That's it, Genie old boy. 870 00:39:09,948 --> 00:39:11,614 Get her, get her. Oh. 871 00:39:11,683 --> 00:39:14,551 Genie, not so hard. 872 00:39:14,619 --> 00:39:18,254 Well, I've been around for 2,000 years, 873 00:39:18,323 --> 00:39:20,790 but there's life in the old boy yet. 874 00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,228 Genie, let's not nip it up too much now. 875 00:39:25,297 --> 00:39:29,999 When, when, when, when, when, when, when, when, when. 876 00:39:30,068 --> 00:39:32,302 Genie? Genie, come back with uncle's bottle. 877 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,104 There's a deposit on it. 878 00:39:34,172 --> 00:39:37,674 Oh, he's gonna blame me and I get drunk on rye bread. 879 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,709 I'm telling you for the 33rd time, 880 00:39:39,778 --> 00:39:41,611 I don't know nothing about the lamp. 881 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,613 Perhaps a little persuasion. 882 00:39:43,682 --> 00:39:45,382 I don't think you guys know the laws in this state. 883 00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:48,785 When it comes to murder, the cops don't like it. 884 00:39:48,854 --> 00:39:50,587 ( groans ) 885 00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,760 You're straining the ligaments in my arm. 886 00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:01,965 Remember, Canarsie, no rough stuff. 887 00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,300 We need them both alive or the lamp won't mean a thing. 888 00:40:04,369 --> 00:40:06,236 Search the place. All right. 889 00:40:06,304 --> 00:40:08,104 Did you hear? 890 00:40:08,173 --> 00:40:09,406 They need both of them. 891 00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:10,607 Aye. 892 00:40:10,675 --> 00:40:12,409 Don't make a sound, my friend. 893 00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:15,378 If that door opens, you are a dead man. 894 00:40:18,350 --> 00:40:20,049 ( metal clanging ) 895 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:24,354 You lunkhead! What are you trying to do, wreck the place? 896 00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:26,122 Pick up those things. 897 00:40:26,191 --> 00:40:27,891 All right, boss, sure. 898 00:40:27,959 --> 00:40:29,826 ( clanging ) 899 00:40:41,339 --> 00:40:43,239 ( grunting ) 900 00:40:43,308 --> 00:40:45,742 Believe me, boss, it was purely accidental. 901 00:40:45,811 --> 00:40:47,644 Oh, you clumsy idiot. 902 00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:49,446 Take it easy, boss. Everything's gonna be all right. 903 00:40:49,514 --> 00:40:51,748 Come on outside and lay down for a minute. 904 00:40:51,817 --> 00:40:53,983 ( groaning ) Boss. 905 00:40:54,052 --> 00:40:56,085 Are you always so clumsy? I'm sorry. 906 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,388 Get him out on the terrace, he's gotta have fresh air. 907 00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:00,089 Here. I didn't mean it, boss. 908 00:41:03,528 --> 00:41:05,061 Get back. 909 00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:06,629 You stay in there. Don't lock me in here. 910 00:41:06,698 --> 00:41:08,164 I don't even drink. 911 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:09,999 And now to find the other one. 912 00:41:12,737 --> 00:41:14,537 ( knocking on door ) 913 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:16,406 SLIP: All right, you guys, let me out of here. 914 00:41:16,475 --> 00:41:17,941 Open the door. 915 00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:19,976 Where are you Slip? It's me, Louie. 916 00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:23,913 Louie, Louie, I'm over here in the pantry. 917 00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:25,415 In the pantry? 918 00:41:25,484 --> 00:41:27,183 That's a funny place to have a party. 919 00:41:27,252 --> 00:41:31,120 Louie, it's a tussle for the magic lamp, you understand? 920 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,957 Now, get something to smash this door in. 921 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,758 There goes that crazy lamp again. 922 00:41:35,827 --> 00:41:39,262 Slip, I tell you I-- Slip, I found it. 923 00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:40,964 I found the lamp. 924 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:44,200 You found it? Listen to me, Louie, just rub it 925 00:41:44,269 --> 00:41:45,668 and get that genius to come here 926 00:41:45,737 --> 00:41:48,204 and exonerate me from my incarceration. 927 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:50,640 That means to get me out of here. 928 00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,075 Okay, Slip. 929 00:42:04,055 --> 00:42:06,990 Are you the Genie from the-- from the-- from the lamp? 930 00:42:07,058 --> 00:42:10,193 That I am, Master. Command and I obey. 931 00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:11,995 You mean-- you mean, you'll give me everything 932 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:14,063 I--I wish for, it's on the level? 933 00:42:14,132 --> 00:42:15,598 Yes, Master. 934 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:19,636 Close your eyes and make a wish. 935 00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:21,271 You know, Genie, I... 936 00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:23,239 ( screaming ) 937 00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:28,378 Not now. We must get the other one quickly 938 00:42:28,446 --> 00:42:29,979 before the little man spreads the alarm. 939 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,214 Come. 940 00:42:36,288 --> 00:42:37,320 Oh, no. 941 00:42:37,389 --> 00:42:39,122 Louie. Chuck. 942 00:42:39,190 --> 00:42:42,592 Chuck, Chuck, they almost cut me up like a hot pastrami. 943 00:42:42,661 --> 00:42:44,093 We're in a nest of murderers. 944 00:42:44,162 --> 00:42:45,528 They got Slip locked up in the closet. 945 00:42:45,597 --> 00:42:47,130 Locked up? Where's Sach? 946 00:42:47,198 --> 00:42:50,433 Don't get so excited. Keep calm like me. 947 00:42:50,502 --> 00:42:52,068 Don't do that. 948 00:42:52,137 --> 00:42:54,070 Go find a filephone-- a telephone-- a telephone! 949 00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:57,941 Get--call the cops. I'll stick around and help Slip, maybe. 950 00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:08,384 Oh, come on, there must be a stairway around here somewhere. 951 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:09,686 ( knocking on door ) 952 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,421 Okay, Duke, I'm coming. 953 00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:13,890 Oh, my God. He's here. 954 00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:20,730 Stay where you are. What else? 955 00:43:20,799 --> 00:43:22,198 So sorry, madame. 956 00:43:22,267 --> 00:43:25,401 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That knife tickles. 957 00:43:25,470 --> 00:43:27,003 Why don't you use it where you need it the most? 958 00:43:27,072 --> 00:43:29,606 Silence... or I'll cut your heart out. 959 00:43:29,674 --> 00:43:31,874 If you do, you'll have to buy me a new suit. 960 00:43:31,943 --> 00:43:33,676 Please, madame, the lamp, quickly. 961 00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:35,178 I don't know where it is. 962 00:43:35,246 --> 00:43:36,779 Oh, you certainly do. 963 00:43:36,848 --> 00:43:39,649 Don't you remember? Your uncle put it in the desk. 964 00:43:39,718 --> 00:43:41,084 Thanks a lot. 965 00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:42,952 Sach: It was nothing. 966 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,498 Nobody in there. 967 00:43:55,567 --> 00:43:57,634 Oh, how's the noodle, boss? Oh. 968 00:43:57,702 --> 00:43:59,669 Lumps, huh? 969 00:43:59,738 --> 00:44:02,472 You guys are gonna really have lumps if you don't find Mahoney. 970 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:03,640 Now, spread out. 971 00:44:03,708 --> 00:44:05,141 Yes, sir. 972 00:44:19,391 --> 00:44:20,790 ( door closes ) 973 00:44:23,294 --> 00:44:24,494 They got Unc. 974 00:44:24,562 --> 00:44:26,029 Oh. 975 00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:30,133 ( music ) 976 00:44:42,647 --> 00:44:43,946 Heaven be praised. 977 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:46,282 Together, we shall rule the world. 978 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:47,850 That's what you think. 979 00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:49,752 Go ahead, call the Genie. Call him, I dare you. 980 00:44:49,821 --> 00:44:51,220 He can't do nothing for you. 981 00:44:51,289 --> 00:44:53,356 He takes orders from me and my buddy 982 00:44:53,425 --> 00:44:55,725 and we both gotta be together. 983 00:44:55,794 --> 00:44:56,726 You'll be together? 984 00:44:56,795 --> 00:44:58,227 Yes, and soon. 985 00:44:58,296 --> 00:45:00,863 Thank you, my friend. 986 00:45:00,932 --> 00:45:02,965 And the top of the morning to you, sir. 987 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,333 Oop. 988 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,235 Where am I going, for a camel ride? 989 00:45:06,304 --> 00:45:11,340 ( music ) 990 00:45:31,629 --> 00:45:33,863 ( screaming ) 991 00:45:36,768 --> 00:45:39,035 All right, Mahoney, no more tricks. 992 00:45:39,104 --> 00:45:40,803 How can I do any tricks when this guy 993 00:45:40,872 --> 00:45:42,905 has got a gun stuck in my sacred iliac? 994 00:45:42,974 --> 00:45:45,541 Besides, we ran out of eclairs, remember? 995 00:45:45,610 --> 00:45:47,110 Oh, I'd like to knock this guy out 996 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:48,611 and tell the boss it was an accident. 997 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,147 Oh, that wouldn't be honest. 998 00:45:51,216 --> 00:45:52,281 ( grunting ) 999 00:45:52,350 --> 00:45:53,983 Get going. 1000 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:56,252 You talk like you got a mouth full of subpoena. 1001 00:45:56,321 --> 00:45:58,621 Subpoena! What do you think I am, a cop? 1002 00:45:58,690 --> 00:46:00,556 Speaking of cops, why don't we get down to the police station 1003 00:46:00,625 --> 00:46:01,791 and talk this thing over quietly? 1004 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,326 Why don't you shut your mouth? 1005 00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:04,961 If I stop talking, I'll start thinking. 1006 00:46:05,029 --> 00:46:06,829 Then you'll really be in trouble. 1007 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:08,131 Get in there. 1008 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:10,299 Don't be so vehement. Boss! 1009 00:46:10,368 --> 00:46:12,602 What happened? Don't ask foolish questions, 1010 00:46:12,670 --> 00:46:14,570 get some water for him. 1011 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:18,508 Water? He looks more like he could use some artificial perspiration. 1012 00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:20,309 I didn't say to drown him. 1013 00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:21,844 ( chuckles ) 1014 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:25,548 Hey, hey, boss. 1015 00:46:25,617 --> 00:46:27,250 Boss, we're sitting pretty now. 1016 00:46:27,318 --> 00:46:30,052 We got the pair of them, back to back like aces. 1017 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:31,687 We ain't got nothing. 1018 00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:33,990 A couple of guys slugged me and they grabbed Jones. 1019 00:46:34,058 --> 00:46:35,625 Yeah, they got the lamp too. 1020 00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:37,460 Why, those dirty crooks. 1021 00:46:37,529 --> 00:46:38,828 Get me up from here. 1022 00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:40,463 Yeah, yeah, sure, boss, come on. 1023 00:46:42,066 --> 00:46:43,800 Lock that monkey in there. 1024 00:46:43,868 --> 00:46:45,868 Monkey? A fat monkey. 1025 00:46:45,937 --> 00:46:50,373 For that remark, you'll be severely castigated. 1026 00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:51,941 ( banging door ) 1027 00:46:52,010 --> 00:46:53,976 If that thing is what I think it... 1028 00:46:54,045 --> 00:46:55,645 Go get the guys with the lamp. 1029 00:46:55,713 --> 00:46:58,147 Yeah, boss, we'll take care of it, yeah. 1030 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:02,752 Okay, don't get excited. 1031 00:47:02,821 --> 00:47:05,054 My, you're strong. 1032 00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:06,923 Ten thousand devils, 1033 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,791 the other one has disappeared. What? How could he? 1034 00:47:08,860 --> 00:47:11,994 Good ol' chief, he must have taken lessons from the Genie. 1035 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:14,864 That's funny, huh? 1036 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:16,732 Jackpot! 1037 00:47:16,801 --> 00:47:18,367 All right, don't get excited. 1038 00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,803 Pipe down, I'm wearing glasses. 1039 00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:28,511 Oh, he missed it. Ooh, ooh, go ahead. 1040 00:47:28,580 --> 00:47:30,479 Line them with footwork. 1041 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:32,915 ( grunting ) 1042 00:47:37,755 --> 00:47:39,956 Hey, there. 1043 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,490 Jolly good brawl, huh? 1044 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:43,593 Genie, old pal, am I glad to see you. 1045 00:47:43,661 --> 00:47:45,795 You gotta do something for me. You gotta get me out of here. 1046 00:47:45,864 --> 00:47:48,898 These guys wanna kill me. I'm sorry, I can't do a thing for you. 1047 00:47:48,967 --> 00:47:52,001 Your own rules, you know. However, 1048 00:47:52,070 --> 00:47:53,936 I can make a suggestion. What? 1049 00:47:54,005 --> 00:47:58,241 It's an ancient Babylonian stratagem. 1050 00:47:58,309 --> 00:47:59,609 Scram. 1051 00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:02,311 ( clang ) 1052 00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:07,617 Get him. Get him. 1053 00:48:07,685 --> 00:48:09,986 Not them, stupid. 1054 00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:30,406 What a mind, what a mind. I amaze myself. 1055 00:48:36,047 --> 00:48:38,147 What an exhibition. 1056 00:48:38,216 --> 00:48:42,184 You're a disgrace to dear old Baghdad. 1057 00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,352 Go home. 1058 00:48:50,895 --> 00:48:53,329 Oh, why. 1059 00:49:00,338 --> 00:49:02,939 Uh-hmm. 1060 00:49:03,007 --> 00:49:04,507 Excellent vintage. 1061 00:49:04,575 --> 00:49:07,643 The fellow has marvelous taste for a cad. 1062 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:12,682 Slip? Slip? 1063 00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:14,183 Oh, Slip? 1064 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:19,922 Looking for someone? Yeah. 1065 00:49:19,991 --> 00:49:21,924 Who are you with the fancy schmancy clothes? 1066 00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:24,193 You're going maybe to a masquerade party? 1067 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,495 Oh, I'm the slave of the lamp, little fella. 1068 00:49:26,564 --> 00:49:30,032 Oh, wait a minute, I'm not falling for that stuff again. 1069 00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:33,569 The last fella that told me that, he almost cut out my gizzards. 1070 00:49:33,638 --> 00:49:35,104 Oh, an imposter, 1071 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:38,407 I am the real genuine genie. 1072 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,076 Won't you join me in a little drink? 1073 00:49:40,144 --> 00:49:41,844 Make you forget your trouble. 1074 00:49:41,913 --> 00:49:43,913 Maybe I will. I like you, you know. 1075 00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:46,182 You remind me of a peddler I once knew 1076 00:49:46,250 --> 00:49:50,820 in the marketplace in Athens, oh, 800 years ago. 1077 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:52,922 Oh, it couldn't have been me. 1078 00:49:52,991 --> 00:49:56,158 I was just a small child at the time. 1079 00:49:56,227 --> 00:50:00,062 Isn't this a small world? It is. 1080 00:50:00,131 --> 00:50:01,230 ( groaning ) 1081 00:50:01,299 --> 00:50:02,765 There you are, honey. 1082 00:50:02,834 --> 00:50:04,333 You'll be all right now. 1083 00:50:04,402 --> 00:50:06,002 It don't hurt no more, huh, boss? 1084 00:50:06,070 --> 00:50:08,838 Oh, it hurts plenty. 1085 00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:11,007 Go find those guys with the turbans 1086 00:50:11,075 --> 00:50:12,675 and get that lamp back. 1087 00:50:12,744 --> 00:50:15,578 And give them the same thing they gave me, on the head! 1088 00:50:15,646 --> 00:50:17,513 Okay, boss. 1089 00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:18,514 Honey. 1090 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:20,683 ( groaning ) 1091 00:50:22,787 --> 00:50:25,454 Boy, I could have a ball in here if I was a moth. 1092 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:27,323 A mothball. 1093 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,394 Oh, Gus, the boss says to slug anybody 1094 00:50:31,462 --> 00:50:32,795 who's wearing a turban on his head. 1095 00:50:32,864 --> 00:50:34,764 Check. Right. 1096 00:50:37,602 --> 00:50:39,368 Well, they're not only lamp thieves, 1097 00:50:39,437 --> 00:50:41,237 but they do a little gambling on the side. 1098 00:50:41,305 --> 00:50:43,339 ( rumbling sound) 1099 00:50:46,344 --> 00:50:49,445 How come they never forget to lock the door? 1100 00:50:56,421 --> 00:50:58,154 Boss. 1101 00:50:58,222 --> 00:51:02,058 Why does everybody have to hit me on the head? 1102 00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:03,492 Why? 1103 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:05,061 Why? 1104 00:51:13,237 --> 00:51:15,704 You know, when someone finds the lamp 1105 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:20,576 it's always interesting to see what he'll wish for first. 1106 00:51:20,645 --> 00:51:24,447 I knew an old Roman emperor who wished for all kinds 1107 00:51:24,515 --> 00:51:30,252 of rich food and he ate himself to death. 1108 00:51:30,321 --> 00:51:32,922 You know, maybe he should have wished 1109 00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:37,726 for some bicarbonate. 1110 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:40,596 Bicarbonate. Yeah. 1111 00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:43,833 Say, Genie, you got a corkscrew around here? 1112 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:45,167 Corkscrew? 1113 00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:46,836 Who needs a corkscrew? 1114 00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:51,674 That's one of the advantages of being a genie. 1115 00:51:51,742 --> 00:51:53,642 Yeah? Look. 1116 00:51:56,180 --> 00:51:58,047 That's pretty good. 1117 00:51:58,116 --> 00:51:59,882 I couldn't believe it. 1118 00:51:59,951 --> 00:52:04,253 Hey, Genie, remind me sometimes to show you some card tricks. 1119 00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:09,225 Is that goofy character up there? 1120 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:10,926 You know, the one with the big schnoz. 1121 00:52:10,995 --> 00:52:12,995 I haven't seen him. Haven't you found him yet? No. 1122 00:52:13,064 --> 00:52:15,531 He must be around here someplace or out on the terrace. 1123 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,467 Oh, I'm getting out of this madhouse. 1124 00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:29,678 Oh, my scarf. 1125 00:52:30,748 --> 00:52:32,448 Thank you. 1126 00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:35,718 ( screams ) 1127 00:52:40,291 --> 00:52:42,558 All right, you, now, give me that lamp. 1128 00:52:57,608 --> 00:52:59,141 Oh, honey. 1129 00:52:59,210 --> 00:53:02,011 Oh, baby, are you all right? 1130 00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:04,213 Speak to me, I'm sorry, 1131 00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:05,881 speak to me, are you all right? 1132 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:07,016 Oh, watch out for the nose. 1133 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:08,684 Oh. 1134 00:53:12,757 --> 00:53:15,391 Genie, Genie, Genie, where are you? 1135 00:53:15,459 --> 00:53:17,026 Oh, just when I need him the most, 1136 00:53:17,094 --> 00:53:18,427 he shows up the least. 1137 00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:19,828 I need to get my bearings. 1138 00:53:19,897 --> 00:53:22,031 Where am I, this must be the hallway. 1139 00:53:22,099 --> 00:53:24,333 I wish somebody had turn on the lights. 1140 00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,338 Genie? 1141 00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:32,174 Genie? 1142 00:53:41,285 --> 00:53:43,385 Genie, where are you? 1143 00:53:46,057 --> 00:53:47,456 Two armed bandits out there 1144 00:53:47,525 --> 00:53:49,124 and one armed bandits in here. 1145 00:53:49,193 --> 00:53:50,960 Looks like I'm surrounded. 1146 00:53:52,763 --> 00:53:54,296 Genie? 1147 00:53:55,866 --> 00:53:57,833 Genie, Genie, where are you? 1148 00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,301 Genie? Genie? Genie? 1149 00:53:59,370 --> 00:54:02,004 Well, guess we'll make a left turn. 1150 00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:04,340 Sach, watch it, don't move, 1151 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:07,309 don't breathe, don't even answer me. 1152 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:09,678 Here comes old Sach to the rescue. 1153 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:11,247 What's the matter, chief? Stand still, 1154 00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:14,149 don't levitate, I'm--oh... 1155 00:54:14,218 --> 00:54:16,118 ( screams ) 1156 00:54:16,187 --> 00:54:18,487 Somebody move the ladder. 1157 00:54:18,556 --> 00:54:21,523 Wait for me, just wait for me. 1158 00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,359 Sach, what are you doing out here? 1159 00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:25,060 Nothing, just looking for the stairways. 1160 00:54:25,129 --> 00:54:27,096 Well, you better take that hat off so you can see 1161 00:54:27,164 --> 00:54:29,331 because that first step is a lulu. 1162 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,899 Here. Let me help you. 1163 00:54:30,968 --> 00:54:32,301 Ow, watch out, hold it. 1164 00:54:32,370 --> 00:54:33,936 Gotta--gotta give me your coordination. 1165 00:54:34,005 --> 00:54:35,337 Watch out for the nose. 1166 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:37,239 Just let me take your hat off. 1167 00:54:37,308 --> 00:54:39,541 Come on now, boss. 1168 00:54:39,610 --> 00:54:40,943 Get up. 1169 00:54:41,012 --> 00:54:42,578 Here. 1170 00:54:42,647 --> 00:54:44,880 ( indistinct chatter ) 1171 00:54:53,190 --> 00:54:54,623 Stupid jerk. 1172 00:54:56,827 --> 00:54:58,227 No, no. 1173 00:54:58,296 --> 00:55:01,397 Quit it, how do you expect me to see him? 1174 00:55:01,465 --> 00:55:03,565 Don't kill them. Just get them. 1175 00:55:05,970 --> 00:55:09,038 Just follow me, Sach. Don't worry about a thing. 1176 00:55:09,106 --> 00:55:10,339 What are those, bees? 1177 00:55:10,408 --> 00:55:13,042 Bees? Those are bullets, buddy. 1178 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:15,311 Let's just get around that corner, we'll have it made. 1179 00:55:15,379 --> 00:55:16,578 Everything will be perfectly all right. 1180 00:55:16,647 --> 00:55:18,714 Okay, chief. ( screams ) 1181 00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:23,986 What are you pushing for? I'm not pushing. 1182 00:55:24,055 --> 00:55:26,422 What's the big idea? 1183 00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:28,290 You made me miss him. Yeah, you dough head. 1184 00:55:28,359 --> 00:55:31,493 If you bump up those guys, who is gonna work the lamp? 1185 00:55:31,562 --> 00:55:32,861 Yeah, what are you doing? 1186 00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:34,430 Yeah. 1187 00:55:34,498 --> 00:55:36,165 Oh. Oh, not again. 1188 00:55:36,233 --> 00:55:38,400 The boss. 1189 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,035 We got to get that hat off so you can see. 1190 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:41,970 We may have to make a run for it back to get away. 1191 00:55:42,039 --> 00:55:43,806 Now, listen to me closely. Just pull in your head, 1192 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:45,908 pull in your ears, and stick out your nose. 1193 00:55:45,976 --> 00:55:47,443 Ready? 1194 00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:49,411 Nose, that's a funny one. 1195 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,546 Take a deep breath. 1196 00:55:50,614 --> 00:55:52,881 Just do what I tell... 1197 00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,350 ( screams ) 1198 00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:56,051 Oh, boy. 1199 00:55:56,120 --> 00:55:57,586 Fresh air, 1200 00:55:57,655 --> 00:55:59,588 there's nothing like fresh air. 1201 00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:01,724 Hey, chief, there's Venus and Mars. 1202 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:03,392 Hello, Mars. 1203 00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:06,895 We're about to die, and he's studying gastronomy. 1204 00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:12,067 Oh, I've had enough of this outside air. I'm going inside. 1205 00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,136 ( screams ) 1206 00:56:14,205 --> 00:56:16,939 ( screaming ) 1207 00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,507 Oh, my God. Help! 1208 00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:24,713 Grab the other leg. 1209 00:56:24,782 --> 00:56:26,648 We'll be all right. Hook it up for the minute. 1210 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:30,619 Oh, will you-- what are you doing down there? Get up here. 1211 00:56:30,688 --> 00:56:33,822 Who do you think is gonna shield me from those bullets? 1212 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:36,959 Oh, this is what I call a serious dilemmania. 1213 00:56:37,027 --> 00:56:39,495 Chief, look, a guy just went through a red light. 1214 00:56:39,563 --> 00:56:41,930 Hey, you Sunday driver, that's dangerous. 1215 00:56:41,999 --> 00:56:44,500 Don't worry about it, Sach. A cop just got him. 1216 00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:47,035 What are you talking about driving in red lights 1217 00:56:47,104 --> 00:56:48,837 when we're up on a ledge, getting killed? 1218 00:56:48,906 --> 00:56:52,741 Oh, oh, chief, chief, call the genie. 1219 00:56:52,810 --> 00:56:55,077 How can we call the genie when we ain't got no lamp. 1220 00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:57,613 I got the lamp. Well, give it to me already. 1221 00:56:57,681 --> 00:56:59,348 Just a-- oh, hold on. I got it here somewhere. 1222 00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:01,183 Quit stalling. 1223 00:57:01,252 --> 00:57:04,086 You can certainly take your own sweet time about doing things. 1224 00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:05,287 Oh, loudmouth. 1225 00:57:05,356 --> 00:57:07,356 Hello, there. 1226 00:57:07,425 --> 00:57:08,824 Chief, chief, he's been nipping. 1227 00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:10,893 I'm afraid you're right. Look, fatso, 1228 00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:12,861 this is no time to be belting that jug. 1229 00:57:12,930 --> 00:57:15,831 Can't you see we're in a very omnivorous situation? 1230 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:19,134 Yeah, this is a trifle high, isn't it? 1231 00:57:19,203 --> 00:57:20,903 Not as high as you are. 1232 00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:22,337 They're on the ledge. 1233 00:57:22,406 --> 00:57:24,440 For the love of Pete, why don't you knock them off? 1234 00:57:24,508 --> 00:57:26,041 But, Duke, we need them both 1235 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:28,377 to make the genie work for us, don't you remember? 1236 00:57:28,446 --> 00:57:29,978 No, no, 1237 00:57:30,047 --> 00:57:32,047 if they're both dead, it stands to reason 1238 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:34,283 the slave works for the guy that gets the lamp next. 1239 00:57:34,351 --> 00:57:35,818 Go ahead and shoot, shoot. 1240 00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:39,188 Now you're talking. Oh, boy. 1241 00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:40,489 ( gunshots ) 1242 00:57:40,558 --> 00:57:42,458 Look, hysterical hammie, 1243 00:57:42,526 --> 00:57:43,725 just get us out of here. 1244 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,127 Yeah, take us home. 1245 00:57:45,196 --> 00:57:46,728 And that's an order. 1246 00:57:46,797 --> 00:57:47,863 Right. 1247 00:57:53,537 --> 00:57:55,404 Sach, what happened to you? 1248 00:57:55,473 --> 00:57:57,239 You look like the thief of Baghdad. 1249 00:57:57,308 --> 00:57:59,641 You don't look bad yourself. 1250 00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:01,310 Well, what happened? 1251 00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:02,311 Where are we? 1252 00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:04,179 Baghdad. 1253 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:05,447 Baghdad? 1254 00:58:05,516 --> 00:58:06,782 We asked you to take us home. 1255 00:58:06,851 --> 00:58:09,751 We are home, my home. 1256 00:58:09,820 --> 00:58:12,421 Look, you animated Turkish towel, 1257 00:58:12,490 --> 00:58:14,857 we was referring to our home, not your home. 1258 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:17,993 Now, I demand, return transportation. 1259 00:58:18,062 --> 00:58:20,162 And furthermore, I demand that after ... 1260 00:58:20,231 --> 00:58:22,664 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, chief, not so hasty. 1261 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:23,732 I wanna go home. 1262 00:58:23,801 --> 00:58:25,801 ( indistinct chatter ) 1263 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:32,441 Slip: Well, it looks like summer vacation time at Vassar. 1264 00:58:32,510 --> 00:58:33,876 Girls, girls... How are ya, girls? 1265 00:58:33,944 --> 00:58:35,477 don't be excited to come up here... 1266 00:58:35,546 --> 00:58:38,080 ( indistinct chatter ) 1267 00:58:38,148 --> 00:58:41,617 Don't rub it too hard, my hair is getting a little thin. 1268 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:43,819 Whoever heard of fat hair? 1269 00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:50,826 Gorgeous. Careful on that cuticle, cutie. 1270 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:52,561 That's me under there. Listen, 1271 00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:54,096 when you get through with the fingers, 1272 00:58:54,164 --> 00:58:55,497 I want you to start on the toes. 1273 00:58:55,566 --> 00:58:56,765 How do you shine these things? 1274 00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:58,534 What are we doing, camping out? 1275 00:58:58,602 --> 00:59:00,035 You're supposed to peel those grapes, you know. 1276 00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:04,072 Well, Mr. Mahoney, are you still in a hurry 1277 00:59:04,141 --> 00:59:05,407 to get back to the Bowery? 1278 00:59:05,476 --> 00:59:08,544 Well, I'm telling you, genius, 1279 00:59:08,612 --> 00:59:10,412 I may be dissuaded to dilly-dally 1280 00:59:10,481 --> 00:59:11,847 with these dillies for a bit. 1281 00:59:11,916 --> 00:59:13,749 I'd invite you in, but of course, 1282 00:59:13,817 --> 00:59:15,551 you're getting a little old for this sort of thing. 1283 00:59:15,619 --> 00:59:18,186 Give me a year or two to think it over. 1284 00:59:18,255 --> 00:59:19,655 All right, girls, a little more action. 1285 00:59:19,723 --> 00:59:21,490 you're slowing down on me. 1286 00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:24,192 Come on. Let's get with it, what happened to the grapes? 1287 00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:27,963 ( screaming ) 1288 00:59:28,032 --> 00:59:31,533 Dogs, don't you know it's death to set foot in the harem? 1289 00:59:31,602 --> 00:59:33,502 What is this, the old badger game? 1290 00:59:33,571 --> 00:59:35,804 Hey, Sach, look at the Baghdad Cowboy. 1291 00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:37,573 Yeah, he's a pants that jingle, jangle, jangle. 1292 00:59:37,641 --> 00:59:40,475 Get out of here, Sam. Can't you see we're busy? 1293 00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:42,811 Guards. Guards? 1294 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,013 I don't like that epitaph. 1295 00:59:45,082 --> 00:59:46,882 Sach, we better blow this joint. We'll take the dames with us. 1296 00:59:46,951 --> 00:59:48,483 Okay. I'll bring a small one for Louie. 1297 00:59:48,552 --> 00:59:49,918 Come on, girls, let's go. 1298 00:59:49,987 --> 00:59:51,219 What's the matter, you're afraid? 1299 00:59:53,557 --> 00:59:54,957 The genie. 1300 00:59:55,025 --> 00:59:56,858 You have found my magic lamp. 1301 00:59:59,496 --> 01:00:01,229 You stay where you are, Genie. 1302 01:00:01,298 --> 01:00:03,932 Yeah, but this is my rightful master. 1303 01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:06,034 Genie, come here. Don't do it. 1304 01:00:06,103 --> 01:00:07,936 I command. Do not obey him. 1305 01:00:08,005 --> 01:00:10,872 Yes, but he's got the lamp and you-- why you... 1306 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,641 And I'm giving the orders. 1307 01:00:12,710 --> 01:00:16,111 Yeah, but-- well, I don't know whom to obey. 1308 01:00:16,180 --> 01:00:19,014 You have to work it out amongst yourselves. 1309 01:00:19,083 --> 01:00:20,582 Very well. 1310 01:00:20,651 --> 01:00:22,884 Then I'll cut you two into small pieces 1311 01:00:22,953 --> 01:00:25,120 and feed you to the vultures. 1312 01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:26,655 Wait a minute, sir. 1313 01:00:26,724 --> 01:00:28,023 Don't feed me to the vultures, I'm all bone. 1314 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:29,658 Feed my buddy-buddy to the vultures, 1315 01:00:29,727 --> 01:00:31,126 he's got enough meat for the both of us. 1316 01:00:31,195 --> 01:00:33,328 Guards! Just a minute, mustache. 1317 01:00:33,397 --> 01:00:36,164 I got a very silly superstition about staying in one piece. 1318 01:00:36,233 --> 01:00:38,233 I think I'll make a little deal with you. 1319 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:41,570 If you'll call off those two embalmers and let us out of here, 1320 01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:43,171 we'll give you back your old genius. 1321 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:45,574 Right, Sach? Well, I'll have to think it over. 1322 01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:47,275 Think what? Right, right, right. 1323 01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:49,578 Agreed. 1324 01:00:49,647 --> 01:00:53,015 Send them back whence they came. 1325 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:55,083 Oh. 1326 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,351 Whence. 1327 01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:59,254 ( screaming ) 1328 01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:00,956 Sach... 1329 01:01:01,025 --> 01:01:02,958 Now, that's what I call a dirty trick. 1330 01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:04,993 I'm gonna get even with that genius one of these days. 1331 01:01:05,062 --> 01:01:07,496 Chief, either you get me up there or you come down here. 1332 01:01:07,564 --> 01:01:09,965 SLIP: I ain't gonna do none of the kind. Just get up here. 1333 01:01:10,034 --> 01:01:11,800 Get up on this ledge. 1334 01:01:11,869 --> 01:01:13,869 If you don't get me up, I won't be much older. 1335 01:01:13,937 --> 01:01:17,139 Up. Hey, boss they're back. 1336 01:01:17,207 --> 01:01:18,206 Oh, no. 1337 01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:20,442 ( gunshots ) 1338 01:01:20,511 --> 01:01:22,678 They're never gonna run out of ammunition. 1339 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,231 What's the matter here? 1340 01:01:43,300 --> 01:01:44,700 King-sized banana split's melting away, 1341 01:01:44,768 --> 01:01:46,401 I'll have to call the doctor. 1342 01:01:46,470 --> 01:01:48,603 Come on, snap out of it. Laugh it up. What's wrong here? 1343 01:01:48,672 --> 01:01:50,305 We could've had the whole world 1344 01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,040 in all its inglorious wealth 1345 01:01:52,109 --> 01:01:54,810 right in the palms of our hot little hands. 1346 01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:57,713 What do we got to show for it? Nothing. 1347 01:01:57,781 --> 01:01:59,281 Well, at least the vultures didn't get us. 1348 01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:01,616 Ah, shut up. You booted the whole thing. 1349 01:02:01,685 --> 01:02:04,252 I booted? Listen, Slip, if it wasn't for me, 1350 01:02:04,321 --> 01:02:06,888 you'd be the main course at a vulture's dinner. 1351 01:02:08,959 --> 01:02:10,959 Genius. Genie, old boy, 1352 01:02:11,028 --> 01:02:12,828 old bean, how do you feel? 1353 01:02:12,896 --> 01:02:14,730 Boy, am I glad to see you. 1354 01:02:14,798 --> 01:02:16,364 We've got a few wishes we'd like to make. 1355 01:02:16,433 --> 01:02:19,835 Now, boys, boys, I came back because--well, 1356 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:22,838 I know it sounds silly, but because I like you. 1357 01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:27,743 I even enjoy bickering with the shy and retiring, Mr. Mahoney. 1358 01:02:27,811 --> 01:02:29,511 Never mind the jokes, whiner, 1359 01:02:29,580 --> 01:02:31,046 what did you do with the magic jug? 1360 01:02:31,115 --> 01:02:32,981 I'm sorry, gentlemen, I don't have it. 1361 01:02:33,050 --> 01:02:35,550 My new master, who is not an unreasonable man, 1362 01:02:35,619 --> 01:02:38,754 has kindly consented to give you one more wish. 1363 01:02:38,822 --> 01:02:41,289 One apiece? Oh, no, Mr. Mahoney, 1364 01:02:41,358 --> 01:02:42,924 one for all of you. 1365 01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:44,793 Slip, don't... Quiet, Louie, don't throw it away. 1366 01:02:44,862 --> 01:02:47,496 Chief, I've got an idea. Nobody's interested in your ideas. 1367 01:02:47,564 --> 01:02:49,931 You loused this thing up enough already, you understand? 1368 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,100 Now, we got a very grave incision to make, 1369 01:02:52,169 --> 01:02:55,270 and I don't want you goofing it up, you meandering maniac. 1370 01:02:55,339 --> 01:02:56,772 Meandering maniac. 1371 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,775 Insults, insults, always insults. 1372 01:02:59,843 --> 01:03:02,410 I wish I had the nerve to sock him in the chin. 1373 01:03:02,479 --> 01:03:05,080 ( music ) 1374 01:03:09,319 --> 01:03:10,485 ( thud ) 1375 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:14,956 Oh, boy, I did it. 1376 01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:17,325 Oh, but I blew the last wish. 1377 01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:18,593 I really did it. 1378 01:03:18,662 --> 01:03:22,197 Yes, you certainly did. 1379 01:03:22,266 --> 01:03:24,800 Genie, Genie? Where are you, don't leave me now. 1380 01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:26,968 I need protection. I just socked the chief. 1381 01:03:27,037 --> 01:03:29,604 Oh, look at that poor helpless chief. 1382 01:03:29,673 --> 01:03:31,840 When he wakes up, it's gonna be poor helpless me. 1383 01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:33,375 I'm getting outta here. 1384 01:03:33,443 --> 01:03:35,210 Louie: Sach, Sach, where are you going? 1385 01:03:35,279 --> 01:03:39,181 Louie, if anybody wants me, I'm at Baghdad 8243. 1386 01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:42,450 Dancing girls, here I come. 1387 01:03:42,986 --> 01:03:46,888 ( music ) 1388 01:03:49,888 --> 01:03:53,888 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com