1 00:00:07,075 --> 00:00:08,509 Oh! Hi, Ritchie. 2 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:09,710 Mom, look! 3 00:00:09,777 --> 00:00:12,313 Mrs. Belt had us draw family portraits today. 4 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:15,049 Wow, that is so great! 5 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:17,751 Look, there's you, and Daddy, and Uncle Matthew. 6 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:19,753 And, oh, look at me! 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:23,091 I'm so colorful and happy. 8 00:00:23,157 --> 00:00:25,259 I look like an angel. 9 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,395 That's not you. 10 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:29,497 That's Daddy's girlfriend, new Christine. 11 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,667 You're over there. 12 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,669 Oh. Oh, I... 13 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,771 I thought that was a bear. 14 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:42,943 You don't supervise the artwork at all, Mrs. Belt? 15 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:46,380 Oh, I don't think you look like a bear, Mrs. Campbell. 16 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:49,183 But I thought the salmon in your teeth was a nice detail. 17 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,085 ( laughing ) 18 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,720 You're funny, Mrs. Belt! 19 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:53,721 Did you hear that, Mom? 20 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,022 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 21 00:00:55,089 --> 00:00:57,558 That's hilarious. 22 00:00:57,625 --> 00:00:59,660 Honey, would you go and get your things together? 23 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:00,428 Okay, Mom. Okay. 24 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:01,595 Uh, Mrs. Belt? 25 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,764 I know I always get a late start on these things, 26 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:04,998 but I wanted to sign up early 27 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:05,999 for the spring carnival. 28 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,136 It's in two days. 29 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:11,372 Well, this is early for me. 30 00:01:11,439 --> 00:01:14,208 Well, you need to talk to the room parents. 31 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,509 They have the sign-up sheets. 32 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:16,610 Oh. 33 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:20,080 I'd rather catch a salmon in my teeth. 34 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:23,651 Hello, ladies. 35 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,519 What's going on? What's all the gossip? 36 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,087 Oh, it's not gossip, Christine, 37 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:28,122 it's real news. 38 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,257 Should I tell her? 39 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:30,224 No, there's nothing to tell. 40 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,625 I'll tell her. 41 00:01:31,692 --> 00:01:33,361 There's a new parent at the school, 42 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:35,796 and he is, in a word, gorgeous. 43 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,231 Stunning. Dazzling smile. 44 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,533 Arms just made for holding. Uh! 45 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,469 I wish someone would hold me. 46 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:44,672 What? You have problems, too! 47 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:46,840 Ooh, and he's single. 48 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,642 Gosh, he sounds amazing. 49 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:53,181 Do I have time to go home and put on my good boobs? 50 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,948 Oh, Christine... 51 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,884 It's best not to get your hopes up. 52 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,386 I mean, this man is smart, 53 00:01:58,452 --> 00:01:59,953 he's cultured, funny, successful. 54 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,255 Yeah, he's not your type. 55 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,925 Hey, I'm all those things, too, you know. 56 00:02:04,992 --> 00:02:06,827 Are you? 57 00:02:08,095 --> 00:02:09,463 No. 58 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:11,899 Oh!There he is. 59 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,468 Oh, my God... 60 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:15,503 Burton? 61 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,004 MARLY: Wait, you know him? 62 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:18,606 How does she know him? 63 00:02:18,672 --> 00:02:19,907 What is this? 64 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,375 Hey! Hey! 65 00:02:21,442 --> 00:02:22,610 Oh... How you doing? 66 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:23,611 You look great. 67 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,078 Oh, so do you. 68 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,079 What're you doing here? 69 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,848 It's my son Stevie's first day. 70 00:02:27,915 --> 00:02:29,950 Yeah, my ex enrolled him a couple weeks ago. 71 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,552 You are kidding me. 72 00:02:31,619 --> 00:02:32,186 Hello. 73 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,187 Remember us? 74 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,455 We met in the parking lot. 75 00:02:34,522 --> 00:02:36,357 You said that thing, and then we all laughed? 76 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:37,525 ( laughing ) 77 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:38,426 Remember? 78 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,661 So, how do you two know each other? 79 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:43,030 How do we, um... 80 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:43,864 Well... 81 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,032 Well, uh... 82 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:47,435 Christine and I went out for a while. 83 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:49,036 I fell in love with her, 84 00:02:49,102 --> 00:02:51,138 then she dumped me and broke my heart. 85 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:54,375 Oh! Come on! 86 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:55,576 ( laughing ) 87 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:56,577 I'm serious. 88 00:02:56,644 --> 00:02:59,146 No, you're not! Come on! 89 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,147 He's so funny! 90 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,915 No, he's serious. 91 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:03,684 Oh. 92 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,453 Okay, um.... 93 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,021 Well, um, we are coordinating the spring carnival, 94 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:10,858 so if there was anything that you wanted to sign up for. 95 00:03:10,924 --> 00:03:13,361 Why don't you just put me down for the decoration committee, 96 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,262 I'm very good with crepe. 97 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,396 I'll do that, too-- 98 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,464 I had a crepe for breakfast. 99 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:17,498 ( both laughing ) 100 00:03:17,565 --> 00:03:19,367 ( laughing awkwardly ) 101 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:20,668 Why are you laughing? 102 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:22,603 I feel bad about myself. 103 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,407 Well, uh, nice to meet you, Burton. 104 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:27,908 Let's get out of here. 105 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:32,713 So... Wait, wait. 106 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,884 I'm sorry, but it is so rare that I win with those two women. 107 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,886 I just need to take a moment to savor. 108 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:39,953 Go ahead. 109 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,761 Okay. 110 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:50,898 Well, I've been thinking about you a lot 111 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:52,266 the last couple of months. 112 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:54,167 Oh, should I bring them back in for this? 113 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,003 ( laughing ): No... 114 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:57,237 I really wish I could talk longer, 115 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:58,572 but I gotta take Stevie to the dentist. 116 00:03:58,639 --> 00:03:59,973 Oh, anything serious? 117 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,242 No, no-- Dr. Hagopian is buying a second home, 118 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:03,511 and we're trying to help him out 119 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,845 with the down payment, so... 120 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,514 ( laughing ) 121 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:09,783 But I guess I'll be seeing you on the decorating committee. 122 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,118 Yeah, tomorrow. 123 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,019 Great. 124 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:13,053 Yeah. 125 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,722 Man... you look good. 126 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:15,656 I was... 127 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:16,890 ( both chuckle nervously ) 128 00:04:16,957 --> 00:04:17,725 Bye. 129 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:18,359 Okay. 130 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,460 I'm ready, Mom. 131 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,761 Wait a minute, honey. 132 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:23,897 Mommy just needs to take a moment to savor. 133 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,635 ( sighs ) 134 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:29,670 Okay, we can go. 135 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,449 What's the smile all about? 136 00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,584 Did you get the last punch on your Quiznos card? 137 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:50,391 I ran into Burton at school today. 138 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,393 His son just started there. 139 00:04:52,460 --> 00:04:54,862 Is that weird or what? 140 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:55,696 Wow. 141 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:59,199 So did you two get it on? 142 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:02,870 Yeah. We got it on in my son's third-grade classroom. 143 00:05:02,936 --> 00:05:03,837 What? 144 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:04,872 I don't know. 145 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,974 You've done it in worse places than that. 146 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,041 Radio Shack. 147 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:09,677 Oh. 148 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:12,546 Hey, that was college, and it was was after hours. 149 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,583 Plus, that guy was very helpful. 150 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:18,619 So, what'd you guys talk about? 151 00:05:18,686 --> 00:05:19,953 Not much, he had to run. 152 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:21,522 But he said he'd been thinking about me 153 00:05:21,589 --> 00:05:23,090 and he wanted to talk to me. 154 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,257 So, you like him again? 155 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:25,626 Oh, I've always liked him. 156 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,928 I just broke up with him because I was scared. 157 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,531 But I've been having second thoughts about it for a while. 158 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:33,401 I mean, maybe I gave up before I gave it a real shot. 159 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:34,768 So, when are you going to see him again? 160 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:35,936 Tomorrow! 161 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,571 We're both setting up at the spring carnival. 162 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,473 Maybe the opportunity will present itself. 163 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,442 Ooh-- maybe I'll get a new outfit 164 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:44,311 to make sure the opportunity presents itself. 165 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:45,613 Or maybe for once in your life, 166 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,314 you could calm down and act like an adult. 167 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:48,382 Yeah! 168 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,551 Ooh-- maybe I'll get boots, too! 169 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,561 Hi, Mrs. Belt. 170 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,330 Hi, Richard. 171 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:04,565 How you doing, Christine? 172 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,371 What? 173 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,806 Your outfit. 174 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,743 What kind of booth are you setting up, exactly? 175 00:06:17,478 --> 00:06:19,312 What? 176 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,482 I wear this dress all the time. 177 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,050 It's old. 178 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:27,455 You left the tag under your arm. 179 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:34,828 Wow, Christine, that is some outfit. 180 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:35,529 Wait a minute. 181 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,565 Is that lipstick? 182 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:39,900 ( sniffing ) 183 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,235 Huh-- you don't smell like the gym. 184 00:06:42,302 --> 00:06:44,304 It's nothing. 185 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,507 Geez, it's not that unusual, okay? 186 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:48,308 So I'm a little dressed up. 187 00:06:48,375 --> 00:06:50,077 I get dressed up all the time. 188 00:06:50,143 --> 00:06:54,381 Do you? 189 00:06:54,448 --> 00:06:56,484 No. 190 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:59,419 You are trying to impress that new dad, aren't you? 191 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:00,420 Burton. 192 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:03,524 What? Get out of here! 193 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,325 I don't need to impress Burton. 194 00:07:05,392 --> 00:07:06,894 I already impressed him. 195 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:11,665 In fact, once I impressed him three times in one night. 196 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:19,873 Hi, Mrs. Belt. 197 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:26,614 So, you know, 198 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,016 if I want to turn on my charms a little, 199 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,283 that's my prerogative. 200 00:07:30,350 --> 00:07:31,318 And I can. 201 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:32,520 I know him. 202 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:34,488 Well. 203 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:36,323 Hello. Oh! 204 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:38,191 Hey, Burton. 205 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:39,192 Who is this? 206 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:41,962 This is my girlfriend. 207 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,202 Your girlfriend? 208 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:51,104 Hi, I'm Christine. 209 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,715 Are you freaking kidding me? 210 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:10,558 Hey, Burton, nice to see you again. 211 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,325 I'm Richard. Christine. 212 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:13,126 I'm Christine. 213 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:14,427 Hi, Christine. 214 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,563 And you are... 215 00:08:15,629 --> 00:08:18,298 ( softly ): Christine. 216 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,233 Hi, Christine. 217 00:08:20,300 --> 00:08:24,371 Hi. 218 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,639 Are-are you okay? 219 00:08:25,706 --> 00:08:28,075 Oh. Yeah, I'm fine. 220 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:32,512 I'm-I'm... so happy to meet your new girlfriend. 221 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:34,815 'Cause I-I... 222 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:37,517 I got a new outfit and everything. 223 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:39,519 So, that's good. 224 00:08:39,587 --> 00:08:41,254 Um... But, I-I... 225 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,490 I have to go. 226 00:08:43,557 --> 00:08:48,495 So... 227 00:08:48,562 --> 00:08:50,197 Damn it! 228 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,364 Stand back. 229 00:08:51,431 --> 00:08:53,033 I've got it. Here, let me just... 230 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,868 I've got it! 231 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:05,779 Richard, help her. 232 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,081 Now. 233 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:09,082 Okay. 234 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:10,618 Here we go. 235 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,552 In a minute, this is all going to be over. 236 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:14,688 In the meantime, laugh like you have 237 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,756 a sense of humor about yourself. 238 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:21,028 ( laughing loudly ) 239 00:09:23,797 --> 00:09:27,034 Not a mental patient, just a sense of humor. 240 00:09:32,505 --> 00:09:34,608 You okay? 241 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,610 I can't believe this. 242 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,012 Why do these things keep happening to me? 243 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,080 I'm a good mother. 244 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,782 I'm a decent person. 245 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:44,551 You don't have any wine in here, do you? 246 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,319 I have half a bag of red hot Cheetos. 247 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,856 Oh, yeah, anything. 248 00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,091 I'm never liking anyone again. 249 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,259 I mean it. 250 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,493 It's not worth it. 251 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,128 These things don't work out for me. 252 00:09:55,195 --> 00:09:56,730 I'm done, seriously. 253 00:09:56,797 --> 00:09:58,832 The factory is closed. 254 00:09:58,899 --> 00:10:00,567 Aw, don't close the factory. 255 00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:02,135 It's a good factory. 256 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:05,038 Hundreds of hardworking members rely on that factory. 257 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:07,708 The woman's name is Christine. 258 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,543 And she's pretty. 259 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:15,182 So now we've got New Christine, Pretty Christine, and me... 260 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,616 Old Christine. 261 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:17,918 Old Christine. 262 00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:20,120 I don't like it when you say it. Sorry. 263 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,755 Look, it's Burton's loss, not yours. 264 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,757 Oh, yeah, right. It is. 265 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:25,693 That guy doesn't know what he's missing. 266 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,128 Christine, you're the most incredible woman he's ever gonna meet. 267 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:31,832 And if he doesn't know that, then he doesn't deserve you. 268 00:10:31,899 --> 00:10:34,768 Boy, when you're great, you're the greatest. 269 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:37,971 You know that? 270 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:39,272 What? 271 00:10:39,339 --> 00:10:42,009 Those red hot Cheetos are mighty powerful. 272 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:44,812 ( both laughing ) 273 00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:08,736 Holy cow! 274 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,070 ( honks horn ) 275 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:11,772 Oh, my God. 276 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,573 Matthew! Ah! 277 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,042 Oh. Oh, boy. 278 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,477 Oh, God, what am I doing? 279 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:19,880 Apparently, my sister. 280 00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,448 I got to get out of here. 281 00:11:24,551 --> 00:11:27,354 Oh! 282 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,757 Matthew, get that! 283 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,061 Am I going to be an uncle again? 284 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,482 Uh, here, I got most of it, 285 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,818 but I couldn't bring myself to pick up anything 286 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,353 with strings or wings. 287 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,127 Are you okay? 288 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,495 ( gruffly ): No. 289 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,230 What happened? I don't know. 290 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:13,500 I was so confused and depressed, and then, the next thing I know, 291 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,736 my hand was one place and his tongue was someplace else. 292 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:20,173 Actually, no, you don't owe me an explanation. 293 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,110 But I want to explain, but I can't. 294 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,312 I don't want Richard back, I don't. 295 00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,147 But I thought I wanted Burton back, 296 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,949 but then he didn't want me back, 297 00:12:29,016 --> 00:12:33,053 and then I thought, "Does anyone want me back?" 298 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:37,124 And then Richard started rubbing my back, and then, oh... 299 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,691 Thank God Ritchie wasn't with you. 300 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,460 He would have been so confused. 301 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,997 I have to say, I'm not doing that great with it myself. 302 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,934 Matthew, this was a terrible mistake. 303 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,902 It's just that it was familiar, you know? 304 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,504 And I was looking for a little comfort, is all. 305 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,540 Some people eat soup. 306 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:59,646 I just, I want you to strike this from your memory, okay? 307 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,381 Promise me you'll strike it. 308 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,150 I promise-- I'll put it in the memory pile 309 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,451 along with junior high school 310 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:07,287 and seeing Grandma get out of the bath. 311 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,992 It was so embarrassing to find out 312 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,460 about Burton's new girlfriend 313 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:17,965 in front of those horrible, clucky women at school. 314 00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:19,666 I really don't even know if I can show my face 315 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,700 at the fair tomorrow. 316 00:13:20,767 --> 00:13:22,069 Hey, everyone makes mistakes. 317 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,171 And forget those women-- who cares what they think? 318 00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,638 You just go to that fair tomorrow 319 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:26,874 with your head held high. 320 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,909 You have nothing to be ashamed of. 321 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,578 I found your bra under my seat. 322 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:43,490 Man, that thing has a quicker release than John Elway. 323 00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,925 Can I talk to you for a minute? 324 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:48,795 There's nothing to talk about, Richard. 325 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,564 And how could you do that?! 326 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,666 Me? You started it. 327 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:55,135 I was vulnerable. 328 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,569 I was having a hard day. 329 00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,804 You took advantage! 330 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,974 You stuck your hand down my pants. 331 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:06,346 It was a reflex, okay, like blinking. 332 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,515 Just forget about it, please, okay? 333 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,883 You kissed me. 334 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,084 Let it go. 335 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,253 Of course, we'll let it go. 336 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:14,587 It was a strange moment. 337 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,589 You kissed me; It doesn't mean anything. 338 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,458 Right. Nothing. 339 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,526 You kissed me. 340 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,660 It's over. 341 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,062 No big deal. You kissed me. 342 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,296 That's all that needs to be said. 343 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,864 You kissed me. You kissed me. 344 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,366 You kissed me! You kissed me! 345 00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,335 You kissed me! You kissed me! 346 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:32,239 Damn it, if I wouldn't kiss you again right now. 347 00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,374 Me, too-- what's happening to us? 348 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,442 I don't know! 349 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,310 I mean, I know why you'd kiss me. 350 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,845 You're lonely and a little desperate. 351 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,013 But... 352 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,481 what am I doing? 353 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,984 I have someone! 354 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:45,885 I have to tell New Christine. 355 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,354 What? Wait! 356 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,956 Wait, are you out of your mind?! 357 00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,023 You know me. 358 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:51,224 I can't keep secrets. 359 00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:52,625 The guilt will eat me alive. 360 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:55,328 No, Richard, this would be a huge mistake. 361 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,596 Listen to me. 362 00:14:56,663 --> 00:15:00,433 There is no reason to share this with New Christine. 363 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,868 Maybe you're right. 364 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:02,835 I am. 365 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,571 Okay. 366 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:05,973 Okay. 367 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,014 Damn you! Damn you! 368 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:25,692 Where's my underwear? 369 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,035 Hello, ladies. 370 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,270 Hello, Christine. Enjoying the fair? 371 00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,607 What? What affair? What did you hear? 372 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,941 The fair. 373 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,576 Oh, the fair. 374 00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,479 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm enjoying it. Yeah. 375 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,082 I signed up to work this booth for an hour. 376 00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,317 So you feeling okay about everything 377 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,618 that happened yesterday? 378 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,086 Yesterday? Why? 379 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,387 What did you hear? 380 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,555 With Burton. 381 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,090 Oh, with Burton. 382 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,192 Oh, yeah, oh, look, I'm fine, 383 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,860 The truth is, that worked out great for me, 384 00:16:00,927 --> 00:16:04,397 because I don't really have time for a relationship right now. 385 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,899 Oh, perfect, that's what we'll tell people. Mm-hmm. 386 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,302 No, that's the truth. 387 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:12,505 Okay, then we'll tell them that. 388 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,145 I love fairs. 389 00:16:18,211 --> 00:16:19,612 I hope they have funnel cake 390 00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:22,215 or that game with the water pistol and the balloons. 391 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:24,551 The noise scares me but I like holding the gun. 392 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:25,485 What's your favorite game? 393 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,054 I made out with Christine. 394 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,888 I don't think I know that one. 395 00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,424 No, I made out with Christine. 396 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:32,759 What? 397 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:33,960 It was a mistake. 398 00:16:34,027 --> 00:16:35,462 I was trying to make her feel better 399 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,664 after she found out Burton had a girlfriend. 400 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:38,665 She was eating Cheetos. 401 00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:40,100 I was rubbing her back. 402 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,668 One thing led to another, and we kissed. 403 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,403 I don't believe this. 404 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,572 It didn't mean anything, I swear. 405 00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,740 Besides, it confirmed what I already knew, 406 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,309 which is I'm over her. 407 00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:50,943 And it confirmed something else, too, 408 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,779 which is I love you. 409 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,514 So making out with your ex-wife 410 00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,116 made you realize that you love me? 411 00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,917 Yeah, isn't that great? 412 00:16:57,984 --> 00:16:59,186 ( sighs ) I feel better. 413 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,487 You want to go inside? 414 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:04,257 You know Richard, as long as I've been around, 415 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,959 I've watched and I've waited for something like this to happen. 416 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,295 And I knew it would, 417 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,263 because a little voice inside told me it would. 418 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:11,598 But I ignored the little voice, 419 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:13,200 and when the little voice got louder, 420 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,102 I told that little voice to shut the hell up. 421 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,836 Christine, I'm sorry. 422 00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,671 No, you don't get to be sorry. 423 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,672 It's over now. 424 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,109 Well, you're right about that. What? 425 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,643 I can't be with someone who only decides 426 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,379 they want to be with me when they're with someone else. 427 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,980 I'm great. 428 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,150 I deserve better than that. 429 00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,884 I'm breaking up with you. 430 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:32,985 Christine... 431 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,554 I promised Ritchie I'd be here, 432 00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,291 so I'm going to go say hello to him, and then I'm gone. 433 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,328 It's the... 434 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,830 I'm leaving. 435 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,708 Hi. 436 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,810 Oh, hello. 437 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:58,978 How are you? 438 00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,380 Great. 439 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:04,484 You know, my carnival work keeps me busy. 440 00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,519 I felt bad about what happened yesterday. 441 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,221 A lot of things happened yesterday. 442 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,756 Which one? 443 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,858 When you met my girlfriend. 444 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:12,925 Oh, yeah, your girlfriend. 445 00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:14,060 I'm sorry. 446 00:18:14,127 --> 00:18:17,096 I meet so many people. 447 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,765 Christine, I'm sorry. 448 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,634 I know you were probably kind of surprised 449 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,536 to see that I was seeing someone 450 00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:25,572 so soon after we broke up, 451 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,674 but I really didn't think it would bother you, 452 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,177 especially since you're the one who broke up with me. 453 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:31,511 No, it didn't bother me. 454 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,379 I mean... 455 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,447 I've seen people, too, lots. 456 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,016 I'm the town factory for God's sake. 457 00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:40,553 You can't close me down. 458 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,789 Christine, I still care about you. 459 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,492 Oh. 460 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:48,261 Well, what about your new girlfriend? 461 00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:51,831 You know... 462 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,067 ...Pretty Christine? 463 00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,670 Well, all I can think about is you, 464 00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:01,541 and that doesn't seem very fair to Pretty Christine. 465 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,810 I don't like it when you say it. Right. 466 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:06,913 Christine, I broke up with her. 467 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:08,848 What? You broke up with her? 468 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:10,116 Why? 469 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,518 Well, it seemed like yesterday 470 00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,287 you might have been hinting 471 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,989 that you'd like to try us again. 472 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,091 Hinting? How was I hinting? 473 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,028 Well, maybe not so much hinting as throwing yourself at me, 474 00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:25,898 you know, with the, uh, the lipstick and the stripper boots. 475 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,635 Stripper boots? They weren't stripper boots. 476 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:30,903 For your information, those were hooker boots. 477 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:34,106 Oh, sorry. ( laughs ) 478 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,575 ( clears throat ) 479 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,744 You're all I can think about since I saw you. 480 00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:41,814 Oh. You're all I can think about since I saw you. 481 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,550 I've missed you. 482 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,785 Me, too. 483 00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,820 What did you miss about me? 484 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,356 Do you want a list? 485 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,459 Yes, please. ( laughs ) 486 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:56,863 Um... well, for starters... 487 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,566 Christine? 488 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:01,268 Not now. 489 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,769 Christine broke up with me. 490 00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:06,273 I'm kind of in the middle of something here. 491 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,640 I told her we made out yesterday. 492 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,642 You made out with your ex-husband? 493 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:13,980 Was this before or after you couldn't stop thinking about me? 494 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,848 During. 495 00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:20,787 Yeah, I made out with Richard in the parking lot, 496 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,723 but I was thinking of you the whole time. 497 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,993 Thanks. 498 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,863 No. I-I often think of two men at the same time, 499 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,365 sometimes more! 500 00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:38,805 Hi, Mrs. Belt. 501 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:46,979 * Hm-m-m, d-d-do yeah * 502 00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,382 * Hmm-m-m-m. * 503 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,984 So... Yeah. 504 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:53,986 Take it easy. Yeah.