0
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- You're my best friend, Barney.
- Good.

2
00:00:07,342 --> 00:00:10,800
As your best friend, I suggest we play
a game I call Have You Met Ted?

3
00:00:10,979 --> 00:00:13,675
What? Oh, my God, I'm so stupid.

4
00:00:13,849 --> 00:00:16,215
Stay there. I'm on my way.

5
00:00:16,785 --> 00:00:20,721
<i>Say man, don't walk ahead of that woman
Like she don't belong to you</i>

6
00:00:20,889 --> 00:00:23,357
<i>Just 'cause her got them little skinny legs</i>

7
00:00:23,525 --> 00:00:26,790
<i>You know that ain't no way to do</i>

8
00:00:27,396 --> 00:00:32,060
<i>You didn't act like that when you had it home
Behind closed doors, all right</i>

9
00:00:33,435 --> 00:00:35,426
<i>Now you act like you're ashamed of a woman</i>

10
00:00:36,805 --> 00:00:39,706
<i>Don't even want nobody to know she's yours</i>

11
00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:43,606
<i>That's all right, you just walk on baby</i>

12
00:00:43,779 --> 00:00:47,806
<i>And don't you worry about
A doggone thing at all</i>

13
00:00:48,683 --> 00:00:51,447
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

14
00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,316
<i>There's some man, somewhere
Who'll take you baby, skinny legs and all</i>

15
00:00:54,489 --> 00:00:58,255
I am so, so sorry.
I went to the one on the West Side.

16
00:00:58,427 --> 00:01:01,055
I was beginning to think
you'd forgotten about me.

17
00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:11,000
<b>Ripped By mstoll</b>

18
00:01:14,276 --> 00:01:16,938
<i>The night Aunt Lily
and Uncle Marshall got engaged...</i>

19
00:01:17,112 --> 00:01:20,809
<i>...the night I met Aunt Robin,
was the night of your mom's 21st birthday.</i>

20
00:01:20,982 --> 00:01:23,974
- Happy birthday. Where's Max?
- He couldn't get a cab.

21
00:01:24,152 --> 00:01:27,747
Which is code for "waited until
the last minute to get me a gift."

22
00:01:27,923 --> 00:01:29,754
Although he always nails it.

23
00:01:29,925 --> 00:01:33,656
Two years ago, he got me an exact replica
of the <i>Pee-wee's Big Adventure</i> bike.

24
00:01:33,862 --> 00:01:36,422
And last year,
he got me a one-man-band suit...

25
00:01:36,598 --> 00:01:38,463
...including knee cymbals.

26
00:01:38,633 --> 00:01:40,225
And these are things you want?

27
00:01:40,402 --> 00:01:41,994
- No, these are things I need.
- Ha, ha.

28
00:01:43,371 --> 00:01:46,306
- Oh, that's Max. I gotta take this.
- Okay.

29
00:01:48,376 --> 00:01:50,367
Okay, you're officially super late now.

30
00:01:55,450 --> 00:01:57,418
Yes, this is she.

31
00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,016
Okay, this is ridiculous.

32
00:02:38,193 --> 00:02:41,788
You've been sitting around for two years.
It's time to get back out there.

33
00:02:41,963 --> 00:02:44,557
I have not been sitting around.
I've been hard at work.

34
00:02:44,733 --> 00:02:49,534
I think I'm about to enter my
robots-doing-track-and-field-events period.

35
00:02:49,704 --> 00:02:51,672
It's a very exciting time.

36
00:02:51,873 --> 00:02:56,640
Sweetie, I love you,
and I can't imagine what it was like...

37
00:02:56,811 --> 00:03:00,247
...going through what you went through,
but these are your 20s.

38
00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:03,383
It's Saint Patrick's Day,
the holiday of my people.

39
00:03:03,552 --> 00:03:05,486
- You're not Irish.
- Binge drinkers.

40
00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:08,316
- Now, let's go.
- No, please don't make me go out there.

41
00:03:08,490 --> 00:03:11,254
- It's gonna rain.
- Bring your umbrella.

42
00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:19,523
How is the bathroom line this long,
and yet the floor is covered with urine?

43
00:03:19,701 --> 00:03:22,363
If there's urine out here,
what is going on in there?

44
00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:25,529
- Screw this, we're holding it. Let's dance.
- No, thanks.

45
00:03:25,707 --> 00:03:27,732
This is what I'm talking about.

46
00:03:27,909 --> 00:03:31,936
The love of your life could be on that dance
floor waiting for you to bump into him.

47
00:03:32,113 --> 00:03:34,741
If you're not there,
he's gonna bump into someone else.

48
00:03:34,916 --> 00:03:37,009
Somehow I doubt it.

49
00:03:37,185 --> 00:03:40,018
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Oh, that's okay.

50
00:03:40,188 --> 00:03:43,351
- I'm going in.
- Wait, is that?

51
00:03:43,992 --> 00:03:45,960
- Mitch.
- No way.

52
00:03:46,127 --> 00:03:48,721
- Hi.
- What are you doing in New York?

53
00:03:48,897 --> 00:03:51,058
- I live here. This is my friend Kelly.
- What?

54
00:03:51,233 --> 00:03:54,293
- Hi.
- Mitch was my instructor at orchestra camp.

55
00:03:54,502 --> 00:03:55,730
- Orchestra camp?
- Mm-hm.

56
00:03:55,904 --> 00:03:58,805
It's not as lame as it sounds.
We also did physics. So...

57
00:03:59,007 --> 00:04:01,805
- What are you up to these days?
- Still teaching orchestra.

58
00:04:02,010 --> 00:04:05,104
I'm at this public school in the Bronx.
It's totally underfunded.

59
00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:08,249
- A lot of the kids can't afford instruments...
- Take my cello.

60
00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:10,077
- What?
- Yeah, you gotta take it.

61
00:04:10,252 --> 00:04:12,914
I haven't played it in years.
It's sitting in my closet.

62
00:04:13,088 --> 00:04:14,919
- Give it to the kids.
- Are you sure?

63
00:04:15,090 --> 00:04:17,650
- Do you wanna come and get it right now?
- Um, okay.

64
00:04:17,826 --> 00:04:19,726
- Okay, great. Let's go.
- Ha-ha-ha.

65
00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:25,561
Okay, yes, you're doing something nice,
but you're still bailing on me.

66
00:04:25,734 --> 00:04:30,330
- So I guess karmically, it evens out?
- I'm just worried about you.

67
00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,472
Don't be. Have fun.

68
00:04:32,641 --> 00:04:36,270
And who knows?
Maybe you'll bump into someone tonight.

69
00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:40,345
Oof.

70
00:04:40,548 --> 00:04:43,915
Girl, I will "shamrock" your world.

71
00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:53,154
I'll... We'll... Okay.

72
00:04:54,262 --> 00:04:55,627
Okay, here it is.

73
00:04:55,797 --> 00:04:59,494
I haven't played this since the popular girls
locked me inside the case.

74
00:04:59,668 --> 00:05:02,796
Although it was roomier
than when I played the violin.

75
00:05:02,971 --> 00:05:06,873
- What are you doing?
- I don't know. What am I doing?

76
00:05:07,075 --> 00:05:09,168
- What are you doing?
- This is my thing.

77
00:05:09,344 --> 00:05:12,006
It certainly is. Please cover your thing up.

78
00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:18,517
Sorry. I meant this move, it's my thing.
I call it "The Naked Man."

79
00:05:18,687 --> 00:05:21,155
A few weeks ago,
I was on a date, and it worked.

80
00:05:21,323 --> 00:05:25,225
Then another date, it worked again,
so I figured it would work all the time.

81
00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:28,487
- Now you know it doesn't work all the time.
- Yeah.

82
00:05:28,663 --> 00:05:30,597
Although two out of three.

83
00:05:31,232 --> 00:05:35,191
Is this what it's gonna be like
being single in New York?

84
00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:38,100
Even the nice guys
turn out to be total creeps?

85
00:05:38,707 --> 00:05:41,835
I have gotten pretty creepy
since I moved here.

86
00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,740
I feel so lost right now.

87
00:05:44,913 --> 00:05:47,108
I don't even know
what I'm doing with my life.

88
00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:52,415
- Can I tell you an embarrassing story?
- Is it this one taking place right now?

89
00:05:53,688 --> 00:05:56,179
I felt lost for a long time too.

90
00:05:57,425 --> 00:05:59,893
I was living in my parents' basement...

91
00:06:00,929 --> 00:06:04,365
...playing video games,
mastur... ing those games.

92
00:06:04,933 --> 00:06:11,133
Until I finally woke up and realized I wanted
to follow my dream of teaching music.

93
00:06:13,174 --> 00:06:15,108
Let me save you a few years.

94
00:06:15,276 --> 00:06:20,009
Even if it sounds completely crazy,
what is it you wanna do with your life?

95
00:06:21,082 --> 00:06:23,550
I want to end poverty.

96
00:06:24,285 --> 00:06:27,743
Great. Then every decision you make
from here on out...

97
00:06:27,922 --> 00:06:29,753
...should be in service of that.

98
00:06:31,092 --> 00:06:33,788
Oh. Thanks.

99
00:06:33,962 --> 00:06:37,693
You know, for a minute there,
I totally forgot you were naked.

100
00:06:37,866 --> 00:06:41,393
In a way, aren't we all naked?

101
00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:43,537
Yeah, but your balls are on my couch.

102
00:06:45,206 --> 00:06:47,538
- Hug?
- I will take a rain check.

103
00:06:47,709 --> 00:06:50,473
- It's raining now.
- Oh, my umbrella.

104
00:06:52,313 --> 00:06:54,372
I will be right back. Long story.

105
00:06:56,251 --> 00:06:59,243
- Nothing happened, I swear.
- Then why are you naked?

106
00:07:01,322 --> 00:07:03,449
Oh, what the hell?

107
00:07:04,259 --> 00:07:06,557
<i>When I got to the club,
it had already closed.</i>

108
00:07:06,728 --> 00:07:10,323
<i>By the next day, some super-inconsiderate
person had taken my umbrella.</i>

109
00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:12,796
<i>But by that point, I didn't care.</i>

110
00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:15,094
<i>I knew if I really wanted to end poverty...</i>

111
00:07:15,270 --> 00:07:18,103
...I had to get a degree in economics.

112
00:07:18,273 --> 00:07:22,733
So to answer your question,
that's how I got here.

113
00:07:22,911 --> 00:07:25,641
I meant how did you get here
from the subway station.

114
00:07:25,814 --> 00:07:28,544
- Oh.
- I'm asking because I just moved to town.

115
00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,775
I don't even have a place to live yet.

116
00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:32,419
Yeah, you do.

117
00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:34,851
Come live with me.
My roommate just moved out.

118
00:07:35,023 --> 00:07:38,584
Are you sure? You just met me.
I could be a serial killer.

119
00:07:39,260 --> 00:07:40,591
I like to believe in people.

120
00:07:40,762 --> 00:07:43,663
Plus, what are the chances
that we're both serial killers?

121
00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:48,030
Promise me there won't be naked men
in the living room.

122
00:07:48,236 --> 00:07:49,294
Not a problem.

123
00:07:49,471 --> 00:07:52,634
I'm on permanent hiatus
in the love department.

124
00:07:52,807 --> 00:07:56,368
- Really? I find that hard to believe.
- I guess I'm old-fashioned.

125
00:07:56,878 --> 00:08:02,214
I believe that each of us only gets one.
And I got mine already.

126
00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:05,875
Well, if you ask me,
you know what comes after the one?

127
00:08:06,054 --> 00:08:07,715
- The next one.
- Oh, yeah.

128
00:08:07,889 --> 00:08:12,019
Well, I don't really see that happening
any time soon.

129
00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,958
Hi. Is this Room 7?

130
00:08:21,870 --> 00:08:26,569
And so if you must bring food to this class,
please bring enough for everyone.

131
00:08:26,774 --> 00:08:30,835
I don't wanna see someone eating, say,
lobster in the front row...

132
00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:33,003
...without sharing with the rest of us...

133
00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:37,617
...because that would be "shellfish."

134
00:08:41,656 --> 00:08:44,056
Come on, that was funny.

135
00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:47,217
- Anyway, this is Architecture 101.
- Architecture 101?

136
00:08:47,395 --> 00:08:49,192
I'm in the wrong class. I have to go.

137
00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:52,563
I'm sorry.

138
00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:54,895
Oh.

139
00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:56,559
Wait, I was in the right class.

140
00:08:56,738 --> 00:08:59,832
First day as a professor, wrong classroom.
Coming through.

141
00:09:03,077 --> 00:09:06,240
You play bass?
Seriously, ask my friends.

142
00:09:06,414 --> 00:09:10,714
I always say my ideal woman
does not play bass...

143
00:09:10,885 --> 00:09:12,910
...because this is clearly
your roommate's.

144
00:09:13,087 --> 00:09:15,578
- She's in a band.
- Damn, that's cool.

145
00:09:15,757 --> 00:09:16,781
This is unbelievable.

146
00:09:16,958 --> 00:09:21,088
You just picked out the only three things
in here that are my roommate's.

147
00:09:21,262 --> 00:09:23,958
- Does your roommate's band ever play...?
- Get out.

148
00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:48,555
Okay, this is crazy.

149
00:09:48,723 --> 00:09:52,489
Do you know where this umbrella
came from? Because I could've sworn I...

150
00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:56,494
- What's wrong? Are you okay?
- We broke up.

151
00:09:56,664 --> 00:10:00,657
Ugh. Well, I never liked him,
and I never thought he deserved you...

152
00:10:00,868 --> 00:10:03,564
...and I am sorry.
I didn't know you were dating someone.

153
00:10:03,738 --> 00:10:04,796
Who was this?

154
00:10:04,973 --> 00:10:09,967
He was the architecture professor,
the one who taught Econ 305 by accident.

155
00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:12,738
Oh. That guy?

156
00:10:12,914 --> 00:10:15,849
- Why did you break up?
- He's got a thing for you.

157
00:10:16,017 --> 00:10:19,316
What? What? He's... What?

158
00:10:19,487 --> 00:10:23,321
How could he have a thing for me?
He's never even met me.

159
00:10:23,491 --> 00:10:24,617
He didn't have to.

160
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,953
Everything he saw of yours,
he went crazy for.

161
00:10:27,128 --> 00:10:29,119
You should have brought him
to my room.

162
00:10:29,297 --> 00:10:33,631
He would've run screaming once he saw
my calligraphy set, my coin collection...

163
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:37,100
...my chain-mail corset
from the Renaissance fair.

164
00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:38,636
Well, that's pretty cool.

165
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,502
Come on,
how could he not be in love with you?

166
00:10:41,676 --> 00:10:44,645
The way you fall asleep on the couch
doing the crossword.

167
00:10:44,812 --> 00:10:47,804
- When did he see me fall asleep...?
- The way your hair smells.

168
00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:50,780
The way your eyes sparkle...

169
00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:59,654
- I might have some stuff to figure out.
- You might.

170
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,887
- I'm so sorry.
- No, uh, it's okay.

171
00:11:03,064 --> 00:11:04,190
It was nice.

172
00:11:05,700 --> 00:11:08,533
I haven't been kissed
in a really long time.

173
00:11:09,303 --> 00:11:14,172
Not long after that, she met a nice girl,
and they fell in love, so it's a happy ending.

174
00:11:14,342 --> 00:11:15,900
For Cindy, anyway.

175
00:11:16,077 --> 00:11:20,104
I, however, am left without a roommate.
So here we are.

176
00:11:20,281 --> 00:11:21,373
Ha.

177
00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:23,642
I have a confession. Uh...

178
00:11:23,818 --> 00:11:25,217
I don't need a place to live.

179
00:11:25,386 --> 00:11:29,220
I saw your ad for the roommate,
and I just really wanted to meet you.

180
00:11:30,391 --> 00:11:33,258
I'm a huge fan of your band,
Super Freakonomics.

181
00:11:33,461 --> 00:11:34,985
Oh, my gosh. Really?

182
00:11:35,163 --> 00:11:38,394
Really. I come to all your shows.
And I'm not just saying this:

183
00:11:38,566 --> 00:11:42,559
I think you guys are the best
economic-themed band in the entire city.

184
00:11:42,737 --> 00:11:44,671
Even better than Radio-Hedge Fund?

185
00:11:44,839 --> 00:11:49,242
Oh, absolutely.
I wish I had the guts to do what you do.

186
00:11:50,712 --> 00:11:54,079
I love to sing, but...

187
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,076
You know what?

188
00:11:56,250 --> 00:12:00,516
Next time we do a show, you have got to
come up on stage with us and sing a song.

189
00:12:00,688 --> 00:12:02,246
Oh, no, I couldn't.

190
00:12:02,490 --> 00:12:05,618
No, I'm too shy.

191
00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:09,291
But maybe just one song.

192
00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:15,099
I don't like to think of
Super Freakonomics as my band.

193
00:12:15,269 --> 00:12:20,002
I think of it as my canvas,
upon which I paint my masterpieces.

194
00:12:21,375 --> 00:12:25,311
And that right there is why I don't
play bass. Ha-ha-ha.

195
00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:29,477
Can I help you with that?

196
00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,948
Uh... Wow.

197
00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:35,248
- Thanks, Superman.
- No problem.

198
00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:38,119
It was either help you
or stop a train going off a cliff.

199
00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:40,089
- And you're much cuter.
- Ha, ha.

200
00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,558
Can I buy you a drink?

201
00:12:41,729 --> 00:12:43,924
Oh, no, sorry, I'm 16.

202
00:12:44,899 --> 00:12:47,163
Oh. Wow.

203
00:12:47,335 --> 00:12:49,098
Sorry. Have a good night.

204
00:12:49,270 --> 00:12:52,467
Wait, you believed that? I like you.

205
00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:54,608
Sure, you can buy me a drink.

206
00:12:55,276 --> 00:12:59,235
MacLaren's. The last time I was here,
I thought this place was called Puzzles.

207
00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:02,314
That's an odd name.
Why would you call a bar Puzzles?

208
00:13:02,483 --> 00:13:05,316
Unless that's the puzzle.

209
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:09,045
Well, um, thank you for the drink.

210
00:13:09,824 --> 00:13:11,815
So do you wanna get dinner sometime?

211
00:13:13,161 --> 00:13:14,856
Um...

212
00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:20,160
Louis, you're really nice,
but I was in love with somebody...

213
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:23,360
...a long time ago, and he died.

214
00:13:23,571 --> 00:13:26,369
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry. Um...

215
00:13:26,574 --> 00:13:30,635
It's silly, but it's like the first
lottery ticket I ever bought...

216
00:13:30,812 --> 00:13:34,179
...was, kaboom, jackpot.

217
00:13:34,348 --> 00:13:36,714
And I'm pretty sure
I'm not gonna win again.

218
00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:37,942
Not like that, anyway.

219
00:13:38,119 --> 00:13:42,055
So I don't generally
buy lottery tickets anymore.

220
00:13:42,223 --> 00:13:43,281
I understand.

221
00:13:43,691 --> 00:13:45,955
So I should go.

222
00:13:46,227 --> 00:13:50,323
Well, if you change your mind,
give me a call.

223
00:14:00,741 --> 00:14:04,871
Okay. Now we're even.

224
00:14:05,046 --> 00:14:07,139
- So we got dinner.
- And?

225
00:14:08,749 --> 00:14:12,879
- He's nice.
- Nice? He sounds amazing.

226
00:14:13,654 --> 00:14:16,714
Handsome, good dresser, paid for dinner.
What more do you want?

227
00:14:16,891 --> 00:14:18,916
Do you know how rough it is out there?

228
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,755
I once met a guy claiming to be a genie
whose penis grants wishes.

229
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:25,626
Oh, my God.
Who would even fall for that?

230
00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,361
The point is, Louis sounds great.

231
00:14:28,870 --> 00:14:31,031
<i>And that's how your mom
started dating Louis.</i>

232
00:14:31,205 --> 00:14:33,605
<i>And for a little while there, it was fine.</i>

233
00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:36,572
<i>One tasty English muffin</i>

234
00:14:36,744 --> 00:14:40,271
<i>Baby, that is what I am
Ba-da, da-da-da, da-da</i>

235
00:14:40,448 --> 00:14:43,110
<i>One tasty English muffin</i>

236
00:14:43,284 --> 00:14:47,084
<i>With some raspberry jam</i>

237
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,522
That's funny.

238
00:14:50,858 --> 00:14:53,019
<i>It just wasn't love.</i>

239
00:14:53,194 --> 00:14:55,458
<i>But then fate intervened.</i>

240
00:14:55,663 --> 00:14:58,359
You guys wouldn't, uh,
happen to know of any wedding bands...

241
00:14:58,532 --> 00:15:01,558
...available at the last minute, would you?

242
00:15:02,536 --> 00:15:05,403
Hi. One ticket to Farhampton, please.

243
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,872
<i>Louis had a house in Farhampton,
so he let your mother stay there.</i>

244
00:15:09,043 --> 00:15:12,479
<i>The day before the wedding,
as she was taking cookies out of the oven...</i>

245
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:14,705
<i>...she got an e-mail.</i>

246
00:15:14,882 --> 00:15:16,543
What the damn hell?

247
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:17,979
"Bass player wanted."

248
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:20,983
That is what the ad said.
Can you believe that?

249
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:25,420
After I'm the one
who invited Darren into the band.

250
00:15:25,593 --> 00:15:26,753
What am I gonna do?

251
00:15:27,228 --> 00:15:31,221
You need to steal
this douche-monkey's van...

252
00:15:31,399 --> 00:15:33,594
...and then run my husband over with it.

253
00:15:33,768 --> 00:15:37,932
While that's very tempting,
I've never been the type of person to...

254
00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:44,305
"Must be hotter than the girl we have now,
who in my opinion is a 6 at best."

255
00:15:46,981 --> 00:15:50,144
Jeez, what is this knucklehead doing?

256
00:15:53,821 --> 00:15:57,951
Excuse me. Hey. You guys need a lift?

257
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:01,856
The best man just punched me in the face
for no reason. You know what? I quit.

258
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,327
You can have your stupid band back.

259
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,825
Linus, whoever that best man is...

260
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:12,939
...I would like to buy him
a double of your finest Scotch.

261
00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:24,975
Louis.

262
00:16:29,824 --> 00:16:31,018
Will you marry me?

263
00:16:38,032 --> 00:16:39,522
Can you give me a minute?

264
00:16:40,201 --> 00:16:41,634
Um...

265
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:45,466
- Okay.
- There's someone that I need to talk to.

266
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,804
I'll be right back.

267
00:16:59,687 --> 00:17:03,384
Hi, Max. It's me.

268
00:17:03,557 --> 00:17:04,888
Sorry to interrupt.

269
00:17:05,059 --> 00:17:08,426
I know you're probably up there
playing baseball with your dad.

270
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:10,895
Um...

271
00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:14,330
Look, I've got a situation here.

272
00:17:14,502 --> 00:17:20,668
I think that I have been holding myself back
from falling in love again.

273
00:17:21,809 --> 00:17:25,438
And I think it's because I can't let you go.

274
00:17:26,514 --> 00:17:29,210
But you're not here anymore...

275
00:17:30,684 --> 00:17:33,175
...so I have to ask this.

276
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:38,922
Would it be okay if I moved on?

277
00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:45,092
I realize that you have no way
of answering that, but...

278
00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:50,932
Okay. I will take that as a yes.

279
00:17:51,105 --> 00:17:54,632
In that case, I should get back in there.

280
00:18:01,849 --> 00:18:03,942
I guess this is it.

281
00:18:05,753 --> 00:18:07,914
For real this time.

282
00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:11,957
Bye, Max.

283
00:18:28,242 --> 00:18:29,641
So?

284
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:40,580
My answer is...

285
00:18:40,788 --> 00:18:41,812
...no.

286
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,829
You're in luck.
Mother of the bride never checked in.

287
00:19:00,941 --> 00:19:02,875
- How many keys will you need?
- Just one.

288
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:06,706
I just... I broke up with someone.

289
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:15,848
- I think Room number 6 is the room for you.
- Thank you.

290
00:20:13,981 --> 00:20:20,978
<i>Hold me close and hold me fast</i>
<i>This magic spell you cast</i>

291
00:20:21,422 --> 00:20:25,415
<i>This is la vie en rose</i>

292
00:20:25,593 --> 00:20:29,723
<i>When you kiss me heaven sighs</i>

293
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:32,525
<i>And though I close my eyes</i>

294
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:36,568
<i>I see la vie en rose</i>

295
00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:41,407
<i>When you press me to your heart</i>

296
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:44,237
<i>I'm in a world apart</i>

297
00:20:44,411 --> 00:20:48,245
<i>A world where roses bloom</i>

298
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:53,982
<i>And when you speak, angels sing from above</i>

299
00:20:54,154 --> 00:21:01,151
<i>Everyday words seem to turn into love songs</i>

300
00:21:03,998 --> 00:21:08,128
<i>Give your heart and soul to me</i>

301
00:21:08,302 --> 00:21:12,170
<i>And life will always be</i>

302
00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:17,471
<i>La vie en rose</i>

303
00:21:25,286 --> 00:21:28,483
<i>Kids, I must have heard your mom's
rendition of "La Vie en Rose"...</i>

304
00:21:28,656 --> 00:21:30,487
<i>...a million times over the years.</i>

305
00:21:30,658 --> 00:21:33,024
<i>Every night when she tucked you in,
for instance.</i>

306
00:21:33,193 --> 00:21:37,823
<i>But that performance,
that first night I ever heard her sing...</i>

307
00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:41,067
<i>...that one will always be my favorite.</i>

308
00:21:47,708 --> 00:21:50,802
Barney, I was just out there on the patio.

309
00:21:51,945 --> 00:21:55,847
And there's someone in the room
next to us. I didn't see her...

310
00:21:56,016 --> 00:21:59,144
...but she was playing the ukulele.

311
00:22:03,691 --> 00:22:04,715
Barney?

312
00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:15,500
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