1 00:01:35,397 --> 00:01:37,194 Got them? Yes. 2 00:01:46,957 --> 00:01:49,630 Where are they? In Tangier. 3 00:01:49,837 --> 00:01:53,989 Stenka rasin. Stenka rasin! 4 00:01:54,237 --> 00:01:55,750 Slivovitz! 6 00:02:00,597 --> 00:02:03,794 Who has stolen the blueprints? Stanley. 7 00:02:03,997 --> 00:02:08,115 Stanley! The wretched double agent! Find Mata Hari! 8 00:02:55,517 --> 00:02:59,510 Beautiful. Don't kill him! 9 00:03:03,157 --> 00:03:06,627 Madame Kom-Phur Go straight to Tangier. 10 00:03:07,997 --> 00:03:12,036 Mata Hari. They've stolen our blueprints. 11 00:03:12,637 --> 00:03:14,946 Get them back. 12 00:03:15,157 --> 00:03:18,866 I can't take any more. I've had enough of working for you. 13 00:03:19,077 --> 00:03:23,514 Stenka razin! You little... ! Slivovitz! 14 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:32,633 Susie? What's going on? 15 00:03:33,717 --> 00:03:37,312 They keep me locked up. I don't know why. 16 00:03:37,957 --> 00:03:41,029 Don't do anything against your will for my sake. 17 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:46,552 It's always nice to hear how the family is. 18 00:03:46,757 --> 00:03:50,670 And all's well... at present. 19 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:53,791 Where is she? In Europe. 20 00:03:55,397 --> 00:03:58,230 Your flight to Tangier leaves in an hour. 21 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:46,911 Why don't you answer the phone? I have no phone. 22 00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:49,428 Son of a bitch! 23 00:04:57,357 --> 00:05:01,873 I'm on the pill. It's my secret radio transmitter. 24 00:05:05,077 --> 00:05:06,795 Help me with the antenna. 25 00:05:06,997 --> 00:05:09,955 It must point directly towards the Kremlin. 26 00:05:10,157 --> 00:05:11,476 That way. 27 00:05:12,517 --> 00:05:15,907 Agent Yuri Snillerof reporting. Ready and listening. 28 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:20,554 Fly straight to Tangier. Instructions to follow. 29 00:05:20,757 --> 00:05:23,749 Not too much mouthwash. It shorts out then. 30 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,788 That's all, Snillerof. 31 00:05:25,997 --> 00:05:27,589 Roger, over and out. 32 00:06:11,717 --> 00:06:14,026 A message from the Minister of Defense. 33 00:06:17,637 --> 00:06:19,326 Calm down! Where's Jensen? He's watching the Norwegian embassy. 34 00:06:21,717 --> 00:06:23,150 Contact him. 35 00:06:23,357 --> 00:06:24,676 Yes, yes. 36 00:06:34,157 --> 00:06:36,512 Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten. 37 00:06:36,717 --> 00:06:39,789 Christian Firtal to Trefaldigheten. Come in. 38 00:06:41,997 --> 00:06:45,433 I think, the Russian jamming station is on again. 39 00:06:46,037 --> 00:06:47,390 Oh, NO! 40 00:06:58,557 --> 00:07:00,627 You, the hot dog man. Yes? 41 00:07:01,277 --> 00:07:03,916 There's something in my hot dog. 42 00:07:06,117 --> 00:07:08,915 You've just eaten my radio. 43 00:07:09,117 --> 00:07:11,472 His radio is dead. Send another. 44 00:07:11,677 --> 00:07:12,712 Who are you? 45 00:07:12,917 --> 00:07:16,148 I'm Arnold Andersen. Irma la Douce's son. 46 00:07:16,357 --> 00:07:19,793 Why are you here? You have to go to Tangier immediately. 47 00:07:19,997 --> 00:07:23,990 And take our trainee, Knud B�rge Andersen, with you. 48 00:07:24,197 --> 00:07:26,313 Then you'll have all the help you need. 49 00:07:28,877 --> 00:07:31,391 Retrieve the Albanian rocket plans 50 00:07:31,597 --> 00:07:34,157 which an Albanian agent has stolen. 51 00:07:34,357 --> 00:07:38,509 Both Russian and Chinese secret agents are after them. 52 00:07:41,917 --> 00:07:44,351 Wait for me, KB! 53 00:07:48,277 --> 00:07:51,792 The plans are placed in one of four powder boxes. 54 00:07:51,997 --> 00:07:53,669 We have to find the right one. 55 00:09:51,197 --> 00:09:54,394 Are the blueprints there? Yes, in one of them. 56 00:09:54,597 --> 00:09:56,633 The other three are full of explosives. 57 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,874 Which is the real one? Only I know that. 58 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:02,147 They always try to cheat me. 59 00:10:02,357 --> 00:10:06,350 With three false boxes in circulation everyone must play it straight. 60 00:10:06,557 --> 00:10:08,832 And only we three are to share. 61 00:10:12,877 --> 00:10:15,789 Why three? He must have his share. 62 00:10:15,997 --> 00:10:20,707 If we get rid of him, we only split it in two. 63 00:10:20,917 --> 00:10:24,876 I like the way you think. 64 00:10:25,077 --> 00:10:27,227 I can think of another equation too. 65 00:10:27,437 --> 00:10:31,510 What is better than acting with such an artificial one? 66 00:10:31,717 --> 00:10:36,632 Yes, it's to share ten million... 67 00:10:37,957 --> 00:10:42,030 ...with a man that has a warm and living tongue. 68 00:11:16,637 --> 00:11:20,710 What happened to him? He thought I had thick thighs. 69 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:27,392 I've recalculated. Now, there's just the two of us to share the ten million. 70 00:11:35,717 --> 00:11:38,709 But hurry up. The customers are waiting. 71 00:12:04,917 --> 00:12:07,147 Watch out! He has a gun. 72 00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:56,074 Stop it, I'm getting mad! 73 00:13:36,757 --> 00:13:40,545 This is outrageous! Stop it, everyone! 74 00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:55,636 Are there any more? 75 00:14:00,637 --> 00:14:02,628 No, Stop it! Let me go! 76 00:14:02,837 --> 00:14:04,065 He has them. 77 00:15:10,197 --> 00:15:12,108 The blueprints are on their way to Copenhagen. 78 00:15:12,317 --> 00:15:16,788 Slivovitz! Stenka razin! Copenhagen. 79 00:15:22,397 --> 00:15:26,231 Pack my tooth brush and 20 bottles of slivovitz. 80 00:15:51,077 --> 00:15:53,227 Wolfgang Schmierk�se, 81 00:15:53,437 --> 00:15:57,066 if your animal instincts cause me any trouble.... 82 00:15:57,277 --> 00:15:59,029 but it's only once a week. 83 00:15:59,237 --> 00:16:02,468 Now, the rain's coming. You can see it on Mont Blanc. 84 00:16:02,677 --> 00:16:06,909 Kulhuse by night, beautiful woman, I'm ready with the camera. 85 00:16:07,117 --> 00:16:10,871 But now there's no film in the camera What? 86 00:16:28,397 --> 00:16:29,466 The jacket. 87 00:16:52,437 --> 00:16:53,631 The shirt. 88 00:17:05,237 --> 00:17:08,309 Oh my god! What a party. 89 00:17:09,077 --> 00:17:10,510 The pants. 90 00:17:11,877 --> 00:17:13,196 Faster. 91 00:17:25,797 --> 00:17:27,788 In a few minutes, we will be landing in Copenhagen. . 92 00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:31,114 Fasten your seat belts and extinguish all cigarettes. 93 00:17:41,557 --> 00:17:44,390 We hope you had a comfortable flight. 94 00:17:45,477 --> 00:17:49,311 We ask the gentleman in the last row to get dressed again. 95 00:18:05,797 --> 00:18:08,755 Conair flight 605 from Tangier has now landed. 96 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:14,236 I repeat: Conair flight 605 from Tangier has just arrived. 97 00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:18,516 Aren't the blueprints here in Copenhagen? 98 00:18:18,717 --> 00:18:20,825 KB Andersen had them on take off, 99 00:18:20,826 --> 00:18:23,188 but I don't know where. 100 00:18:23,397 --> 00:18:25,149 So find them. 101 00:18:25,357 --> 00:18:26,426 Did you get them? 102 00:18:26,637 --> 00:18:29,197 The passengers mustn't leave the airport. 103 00:18:29,397 --> 00:18:32,036 Not leave the airport? Why not? 104 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,115 We can't block off the entire airport. 105 00:18:36,597 --> 00:18:41,432 I've hidden it on one of the passengers. 106 00:18:41,637 --> 00:18:43,116 Then, we came home again. 107 00:18:43,317 --> 00:18:45,626 You've hidden it on a passenger? Who? 108 00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:52,747 Good day. Do we know each other? 109 00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:56,916 Do you have anything to declare? Yes, my daughter's engagement. 110 00:18:57,117 --> 00:18:59,347 Do you have something that you need to pay duty on? 111 00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:03,789 Not a thing. Absolutely nothing, Mr. customs officer. 112 00:19:04,997 --> 00:19:05,986 No no... 113 00:19:06,197 --> 00:19:08,472 What's this then? 114 00:19:08,677 --> 00:19:10,952 Let me see... It's miracle water. 115 00:19:11,157 --> 00:19:13,546 Miracle water? Just so. 116 00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:19,991 This is vodka. See, the miracle has happened! 117 00:19:20,197 --> 00:19:21,835 That's enough. 118 00:19:23,677 --> 00:19:26,714 And what is this then? 119 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:29,272 It's a powder box. 120 00:19:35,197 --> 00:19:38,985 Now, I know where KB hid them. Let's get away. 121 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:43,152 You think he has hidden the compact on another passenger? 122 00:19:43,357 --> 00:19:46,155 Yes, but I don't know which one has it. 123 00:19:46,357 --> 00:19:50,509 What are we doing here? It's our cover address in Denmark. 124 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:57,306 Nobody will suspect a weight loss clinic. 125 00:19:57,877 --> 00:19:59,913 How do you intend to find 126 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:02,995 the three powderboxes which haven't exploded yet? 127 00:20:03,197 --> 00:20:06,348 Because it was one of the powderboxes that blew up? 128 00:20:06,557 --> 00:20:08,953 Yes, and the same thing will occur 129 00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:11,631 if anyone else happens to open them 130 00:20:12,037 --> 00:20:16,349 Fortunately it's not my problem. For the next 14 days, I'm not the boss. 131 00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:21,392 I'll go on a little trip to watch the Swedish solar eclipse. 132 00:20:23,277 --> 00:20:25,108 Most entertaining. 133 00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:30,233 While I'm away, your new boss will be Hivert. 134 00:20:36,477 --> 00:20:38,149 Attention! 135 00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:42,710 But boss, he's crazy. No, just a little strange. 136 00:20:45,317 --> 00:20:48,707 What's happening here? We were just talking about you... 137 00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,070 Down with you. 138 00:20:52,637 --> 00:20:55,026 And up with me. 139 00:20:56,837 --> 00:20:58,031 Yes, so there. 140 00:20:58,237 --> 00:21:01,035 Where were we? Somewhere. 141 00:21:01,237 --> 00:21:05,628 Young man, in my time the bureaucrats worked. 142 00:21:05,837 --> 00:21:07,395 However, today... 143 00:21:07,597 --> 00:21:09,508 Report! Quickly. 144 00:21:09,717 --> 00:21:12,311 Wolfgang, if you expected something tonight, 145 00:21:12,517 --> 00:21:15,554 I have a headache already. 146 00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:22,269 Headache? Thank God! Then Monday is free. 147 00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,550 Yes, yes. 148 00:21:27,757 --> 00:21:29,907 Damn! Are you still here? 149 00:21:30,117 --> 00:21:33,234 I have to hand over... Out! And take the lady with you. 150 00:21:33,437 --> 00:21:35,951 In my time, we hung them from the yardarm. 151 00:21:36,157 --> 00:21:39,513 Who were the three others who had the powderboxes? 152 00:21:39,717 --> 00:21:44,996 Some models who sat beside a photographer. 153 00:21:45,197 --> 00:21:50,317 Beautiful women. And there was no film in the camera. 154 00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,030 Good work, KB. 155 00:21:52,237 --> 00:21:53,989 Find out who the others are. 156 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:57,469 Get the passenger list, Jensen. Yes sir. 157 00:21:57,677 --> 00:22:00,475 Telegram from Arnold. He writes: 158 00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:02,872 Stop! She is so beautiful. 159 00:22:03,077 --> 00:22:06,194 Yes, yes. Continue. 160 00:22:06,397 --> 00:22:10,106 "Stranded in Tangiers. Send more money. Greetings, Arnold. " 161 00:22:10,317 --> 00:22:13,593 Get your hands on him, before the Thirty Years War breaks out. 162 00:22:13,797 --> 00:22:16,675 He doesn't work for the Danish government. 163 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,516 Long live King Christian! And so to work. 164 00:23:08,917 --> 00:23:13,593 Our submarine rocket has now been tested. 165 00:23:13,797 --> 00:23:19,155 From the North Sea, we can now strike New York, Moscow and Oslo. 166 00:23:19,757 --> 00:23:24,194 Therefore, the stolen blueprints must be found now! 167 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:29,635 Conair flight 605 from Tangier is now landing. 168 00:23:29,837 --> 00:23:35,230 I repeat:Conair flight 605 from Tangiers has just arrived. 169 00:24:01,557 --> 00:24:05,835 Where is the Danish Intelligence service these days? 170 00:24:06,037 --> 00:24:10,349 In a clothing store. Stenka rasin! 171 00:24:14,517 --> 00:24:16,553 Stenka razin! 172 00:24:18,117 --> 00:24:21,154 If the blueprints fall into enemy hands 173 00:24:21,357 --> 00:24:23,825 they will know where every battery is located 174 00:24:24,037 --> 00:24:27,268 and two years of work will have been wasted. 175 00:24:38,197 --> 00:24:40,870 Find that K.B. Andersen. 176 00:24:42,077 --> 00:24:44,511 And you get the passenger list. 177 00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,553 So get started. 178 00:24:49,997 --> 00:24:51,476 Yes. 179 00:25:32,357 --> 00:25:35,667 Anything new from Jensen? No, absolutely nothing. 180 00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:42,550 So I said to the Shah's wives, when I came to fix the harem: 181 00:25:42,757 --> 00:25:44,668 "It's either or... " 182 00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:48,916 I'm thinking that they've abandoned us, I had to think of something else. 183 00:25:49,117 --> 00:25:52,348 When you haven't slept in three days... 184 00:25:52,557 --> 00:25:55,629 And the manager? We'll tell him there later. 185 00:25:55,837 --> 00:25:58,556 Come, we'll go into the berth. 186 00:26:22,517 --> 00:26:26,476 Ladies and Gentlemen. You are listening to Christian Firtal's station 187 00:26:26,677 --> 00:26:29,191 with the latest news and movies 188 00:26:29,397 --> 00:26:32,355 This week, Christian Firtal 189 00:26:32,557 --> 00:26:35,788 will present the famous Knastmand collection. 190 00:26:35,997 --> 00:26:40,434 Knastmand's skilful creators have been working hard on the designs. 191 00:26:42,917 --> 00:26:48,196 And we feel safe to say that this year, he is even more of a trend setter. 192 00:27:00,517 --> 00:27:06,387 Knastmand collection launches this year the new principle: unisex. 193 00:27:06,597 --> 00:27:08,905 Go with unisex, and remove any uncertainty 194 00:27:08,906 --> 00:27:11,307 about what kind of clothes we should wear. 195 00:27:11,517 --> 00:27:13,155 Go with unisex. 196 00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:20,351 We promise you something new and exciting, 197 00:27:20,557 --> 00:27:24,391 even if a man has never kissed you. 198 00:27:56,997 --> 00:27:58,350 Hello? 199 00:27:58,877 --> 00:28:00,390 Is anyone there? 200 00:28:04,317 --> 00:28:05,670 Hello? 201 00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:15,666 That was strange. Not a soul. 202 00:28:31,157 --> 00:28:33,432 Hello, hello. Hello. 203 00:28:33,637 --> 00:28:36,071 I want to enquire about a trip to Tunisia. 204 00:28:36,277 --> 00:28:40,111 Feel free. Is there a specific place you want to go? 205 00:28:40,317 --> 00:28:43,992 Yes. Tunisia. Have you any brochures? 206 00:28:44,197 --> 00:28:47,712 Yes, of course, we have some. 207 00:28:49,357 --> 00:28:52,986 Very good. But Tunisia is a desert. 208 00:28:53,197 --> 00:28:57,076 Now, yes, but these are pictures taken in the rainy season. 209 00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,189 Have you anything on hotter exotic places? 210 00:29:00,397 --> 00:29:04,356 Don't you think that it's hot enough there? 211 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,796 But we'll see. Look here. 212 00:29:08,597 --> 00:29:10,747 Iceland? Is it hot there? 213 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:13,790 Yes, there are hot springs. 214 00:29:14,837 --> 00:29:19,308 There, you see. It works out at 7,800 plus breakfast. 215 00:29:19,517 --> 00:29:22,077 If you do not want to eat pickled sheep's eyes 216 00:29:22,277 --> 00:29:24,837 or fermented camel milk, that's included. 217 00:29:25,037 --> 00:29:30,065 But fermented camel milk is one of the worst things in the world. 218 00:29:30,277 --> 00:29:34,748 When the milk has stood for half a year and been boiled in old wellington boots 219 00:29:34,957 --> 00:29:37,551 That you can well believe... yuk! 220 00:29:39,317 --> 00:29:42,514 But, Sir! You've forgotten the brochure. 221 00:30:17,917 --> 00:30:22,672 All women, even those in suspenders, will be pleased with Knastmand. 222 00:30:22,877 --> 00:30:25,107 Our motto is: 223 00:30:25,317 --> 00:30:28,832 Folk love Knastmand, for his do-ability. . 224 00:30:30,837 --> 00:30:33,749 In Knastmand clothes you are sure of 225 00:30:33,957 --> 00:30:36,790 an introduction to high society. 226 00:30:36,997 --> 00:30:41,354 And the prices are always reasonable. 227 00:30:42,597 --> 00:30:45,907 You will feel that you soar over everyone, . 228 00:30:46,837 --> 00:30:50,671 We also have something for people with money troubles. . 229 00:30:50,877 --> 00:30:54,995 So start today. Go to Knastmand. 230 00:30:55,477 --> 00:30:57,991 Full satisfaction is our motto. 231 00:31:24,317 --> 00:31:25,636 This way please. 232 00:31:27,797 --> 00:31:29,867 You can change in there. 233 00:31:34,917 --> 00:31:37,147 It seems to be occupied. 234 00:31:38,357 --> 00:31:41,986 Some dresses are difficult to put on by yourself. 235 00:31:42,717 --> 00:31:46,915 Jensen is looking for passengers and the director wants to talk to you. 236 00:31:47,117 --> 00:31:49,028 And find the flight attendant. 237 00:31:49,237 --> 00:31:51,831 Stop while I'm talking to you! 238 00:31:55,677 --> 00:31:59,875 Yes well, yes. Men enjoy life in the toilet. 239 00:32:02,677 --> 00:32:04,429 Enjoy. 240 00:32:18,997 --> 00:32:20,476 Ah? 241 00:32:27,317 --> 00:32:28,636 Yes, yes, yes. 242 00:32:29,917 --> 00:32:31,236 And here it is! 243 00:32:31,677 --> 00:32:33,190 What the devil? 244 00:32:49,757 --> 00:32:52,066 Good day, good day. Good day, good day! 245 00:32:52,677 --> 00:32:54,429 It's morning gymnastics. 246 00:32:55,397 --> 00:32:56,955 What do you want? 247 00:33:01,757 --> 00:33:06,512 We want pensioner travel. Sorry. Everything is sold out. Goodbye! 248 00:33:09,197 --> 00:33:11,347 We don't know where we want to go. 249 00:33:11,557 --> 00:33:15,994 Well, for Seniors. It said you were. But it's too cold there now. 250 00:33:16,197 --> 00:33:20,190 Instead you should try one of our coach trips to Vorbasse. 251 00:33:20,397 --> 00:33:25,676 I don't know. Look: 700 dollars plus expenses. 252 00:33:26,397 --> 00:33:28,672 Do you want it? Yes or no?! 253 00:33:33,637 --> 00:33:37,266 Are there elephants in Vorbasse? Plenty. 254 00:33:37,477 --> 00:33:42,710 I hate elephants. Well... That is a mouse. 255 00:33:44,837 --> 00:33:47,431 Mousketeers. 256 00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:53,351 But are there blacks? Negroes? In Vorbasse? 257 00:33:55,237 --> 00:33:57,307 Yes, of course there are blacks. 258 00:33:57,517 --> 00:34:00,668 Well then, we'll take the trip. Good. Magnificent. Fine. 259 00:34:03,197 --> 00:34:05,791 Go ahead. And pleasant journey. 260 00:34:05,997 --> 00:34:08,431 The money then? Will be posted to you. 261 00:34:08,637 --> 00:34:12,425 You had better get moving. The coach leaves in a moment. 262 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,236 Excuse me. 263 00:34:19,437 --> 00:34:21,667 It says Tokyo on the ticket. 264 00:34:21,877 --> 00:34:25,153 Because the coach stops over in Tokyo. 265 00:34:25,917 --> 00:34:29,114 In that so? Well... Come on, mother. 266 00:34:36,517 --> 00:34:41,716 Finished then? Yes, but not in my imagination. 267 00:34:44,837 --> 00:34:48,876 Good day, this is the police. Do you have a trip to Morocco? 268 00:34:49,077 --> 00:34:53,548 Fifteen officers of the fraud squad for fourteen days without wives. 269 00:34:53,757 --> 00:34:56,715 Lots of booze and women. 270 00:34:59,477 --> 00:35:01,354 What is that? 271 00:35:03,077 --> 00:35:05,989 There are water rats. 272 00:35:09,957 --> 00:35:11,356 Water rats? 273 00:35:11,557 --> 00:35:16,950 Yes, yes, rats, we have them here and there and everywhere. 274 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:21,435 But that sounds very bad. Yes. 275 00:35:27,477 --> 00:35:30,275 Oh, yes... Well, yes. 276 00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:39,706 This is detective Mortensen. Send a car to Tango Airlines. 277 00:35:39,917 --> 00:35:42,055 If Christian IV had had men of such calibre 278 00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:43,956 he would never have won the 30 Years War 279 00:35:44,157 --> 00:35:48,389 I had completely forgotten about the stewardess' handbag. 280 00:35:48,597 --> 00:35:50,952 What a waste. 281 00:35:51,157 --> 00:35:53,273 It is good that I am in charge now. 282 00:35:56,717 --> 00:35:59,709 Yes, hello? Christian IV here. Who is this? 283 00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:02,033 It's me. How is it going? 284 00:36:02,237 --> 00:36:06,310 The sale has been lost, but we are steadily heading upstream. 285 00:36:06,517 --> 00:36:08,872 And who is the "Me"? Me, the commander. 286 00:36:09,077 --> 00:36:10,874 Which boss? Your Head! 287 00:36:11,077 --> 00:36:13,830 It's me who's boss here. 288 00:36:14,037 --> 00:36:17,234 Yes, yes, right now. But when I get back... 289 00:36:17,437 --> 00:36:19,792 You will never return. 290 00:36:22,797 --> 00:36:26,312 He believes he is head of the intelligence services. 291 00:36:26,517 --> 00:36:29,077 Track him, and arrest him. 292 00:36:29,277 --> 00:36:33,668 With the passenger list, we can find the stewardess with a powderbox. 293 00:36:47,157 --> 00:36:52,072 Good day, defence minister. This is detective Mortensen. 294 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,916 We have arrested a man who claims 295 00:36:55,117 --> 00:36:58,996 that he is an agent of Danish Intelligence... 296 00:36:59,197 --> 00:37:00,835 Wait. 297 00:37:04,837 --> 00:37:09,115 Who claims he's the agent? There, he's over there. 298 00:37:16,757 --> 00:37:19,112 Jensen. Passenger list. 299 00:37:19,317 --> 00:37:21,512 I was about to get... 300 00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:24,948 Victory in the battle was lost because of the men in the field. 301 00:37:29,077 --> 00:37:31,955 I have never seen him. Goodbye. 302 00:37:33,717 --> 00:37:36,550 Thank you, Mr Defence Minister. 303 00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:39,829 Good luck with the new fighter aircraft. 304 00:37:41,277 --> 00:37:44,030 The Minister of Defence doesn't know. 305 00:37:44,237 --> 00:37:46,193 So call more underlings! 306 00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:48,911 They have the names of all the agents. 307 00:37:49,117 --> 00:37:52,905 Do something then! You flatfooted cop. 308 00:37:53,117 --> 00:37:56,314 Did he say "flatfooted cop?" 309 00:39:26,357 --> 00:39:30,111 I am Ferdinand Krillerov, the Russian ambassador. 310 00:39:31,117 --> 00:39:34,712 You have one of my men. What has he done? 311 00:39:34,917 --> 00:39:38,068 Let me talk to... I don't know if you should. 312 00:39:38,277 --> 00:39:40,791 Do you have passenger list? 313 00:39:42,837 --> 00:39:47,467 My daughter is ill. She has Siberian snow fever. 314 00:39:48,117 --> 00:39:49,232 Shut up! 315 00:39:49,437 --> 00:39:53,669 Get an ambulance. Volga! Volga! Volga! 316 00:39:53,877 --> 00:39:55,913 Volga. Yes. 317 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:02,269 An ambulance to the police station! 318 00:40:03,917 --> 00:40:07,148 Fast! Konjak! Vodka! Slivovitz! 319 00:40:07,357 --> 00:40:09,029 Yes, yes, yes. 320 00:40:15,037 --> 00:40:17,187 Already? That was fast. 321 00:40:36,157 --> 00:40:38,193 Here. Cognac... whisky... 322 00:40:45,397 --> 00:40:46,716 Well... ? 323 00:40:47,517 --> 00:40:48,632 No! 324 00:40:48,837 --> 00:40:50,907 Stop! 325 00:40:51,677 --> 00:40:53,030 Stop! 326 00:41:06,757 --> 00:41:08,663 That little worm has again stuck his nose 327 00:41:08,664 --> 00:41:11,114 in something that doesn't concern him 328 00:41:11,317 --> 00:41:13,911 Krassnikoff, have you got the list? 329 00:41:14,437 --> 00:41:15,995 Where is it? 330 00:41:17,397 --> 00:41:21,788 Stenka razin! Omsk! Tomsk! 331 00:41:24,077 --> 00:41:26,511 What is it now? They just drove off. 332 00:41:26,717 --> 00:41:31,154 We've just arrived. Where is the patient? She's gone. 333 00:41:31,357 --> 00:41:35,509 You have complete control, flat-foot. Shut up! 334 00:41:37,237 --> 00:41:41,708 Where is he? He's gone too. 335 00:41:43,397 --> 00:41:48,471 It probably isn't you who's sick? Me? I feel fine. 336 00:41:48,677 --> 00:41:52,909 Yes, except that he's stupid and flat-footed. 337 00:41:53,117 --> 00:41:55,347 Everything is under control. 338 00:41:55,557 --> 00:41:59,106 Do you call it "control" that a prisoner escaped? 339 00:41:59,317 --> 00:42:03,390 To think that law and order is maintained by such flat feet. 340 00:42:03,597 --> 00:42:05,508 Shut up, clam up, keep your mouth shut. 341 00:42:05,717 --> 00:42:08,151 and don't talk about my feet. 342 00:42:08,357 --> 00:42:12,828 It must be nerves. Nerves? I never have nerves. 343 00:42:13,037 --> 00:42:16,666 Why the hell were you calling for an ambulance? 344 00:42:17,757 --> 00:42:18,792 Get me down. 345 00:43:09,757 --> 00:43:10,746 Report. 346 00:43:10,957 --> 00:43:12,573 I talked to the company that sent 347 00:43:12,574 --> 00:43:14,711 the four photographer's models to Tangier 348 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:17,795 We've organized a modelling session for this afternoon. 349 00:43:17,997 --> 00:43:20,352 Poker too. I can cancel. 350 00:43:20,557 --> 00:43:24,709 No, no. But we need Jensen. He's in prison. 351 00:43:24,917 --> 00:43:27,829 The Minister for Defense must get him out. 352 00:43:28,037 --> 00:43:31,586 But he has just denied knowing him. 353 00:43:31,797 --> 00:43:36,552 So call for the Ministry of Defence, saying that it has changed its position. 354 00:43:36,997 --> 00:43:40,034 Thanks and good-bye, Mr Minister. 355 00:43:48,717 --> 00:43:51,550 It was the Minister for Defense. You can go. 356 00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:55,193 It's apparently just not your day today, Flatfeet! 357 00:46:03,037 --> 00:46:08,350 Jensen, if you weren't so clumsy we would have had the passenger list by now. 358 00:46:08,437 --> 00:46:12,396 Which list? The passenger list from the plane. 359 00:46:12,477 --> 00:46:16,026 Well, I have it. What do you have? 360 00:46:16,237 --> 00:46:22,392 Yes, KB Andersen said that you wanted the passenger list 361 00:46:22,597 --> 00:46:26,431 so I asked for a photocopy. Here it is. 362 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:32,510 It's completely unprecedented that an agent is acting so logically. 363 00:46:32,717 --> 00:46:36,869 Do these names mean anything to you? Niels Mattiasen, Keld Olesen 364 00:46:37,077 --> 00:46:40,706 Anker J�rgensen, Wolfgang Schmierk�se? 365 00:46:41,917 --> 00:46:45,353 Wolfgang Schmierk�se. That's not a Danish name. 366 00:46:45,557 --> 00:46:47,627 Now I remember. 367 00:46:47,837 --> 00:46:50,146 Wolfgang Schmierk�se. 368 00:46:50,357 --> 00:46:53,554 It's only once a week. 369 00:46:54,957 --> 00:46:58,233 Good work K. B. Now go after the stewardess. 370 00:46:58,437 --> 00:47:01,395 Jensen, you help me with the modelling session. 371 00:47:03,637 --> 00:47:06,151 Yes, Kristian IV here. 372 00:47:06,357 --> 00:47:08,029 It's me again... 373 00:47:08,237 --> 00:47:09,750 It's the idiot. 374 00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:13,666 If you carry on with this, I'll report you to the police. 375 00:47:13,877 --> 00:47:16,471 The police are mine. I'm the boss. 376 00:47:16,677 --> 00:47:19,828 You need to rest. 377 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:24,349 Put your legs up, so the blood runs to the brain. 378 00:47:24,557 --> 00:47:28,106 Is there something wrong with that which you don't want me to know? 379 00:47:28,317 --> 00:47:30,831 No. Is there a phone where you are? 380 00:47:31,037 --> 00:47:32,755 You know I don't! 381 00:47:32,957 --> 00:47:34,515 Yes, that's obvious. 382 00:47:34,717 --> 00:47:36,469 Don't call. Write. 383 00:47:39,637 --> 00:47:42,310 We've traced the calls. Good work. 384 00:47:42,517 --> 00:47:45,668 Where was the madman calling from? The Danish parliament. 385 00:47:45,877 --> 00:47:47,595 Where were we? 386 00:47:47,797 --> 00:47:52,666 Wolfgang Schmierk�se. He's the head of the slimming clinic. 387 00:47:53,677 --> 00:47:58,353 Young Arnold, I think you are getting a little too thick. 388 00:47:59,277 --> 00:48:05,386 Coitus missionary: 125 calories. A hot kiss:12. A wet kiss:19. 389 00:48:05,597 --> 00:48:09,636 If one undresses one's sex partner, a so-called coitus nudens, 390 00:48:09,837 --> 00:48:12,670 one uses 9 calories. 391 00:48:13,157 --> 00:48:17,230 And there is the famous Schmierk�se method 392 00:48:17,437 --> 00:48:21,225 which can be expressed in two words: Sex slender. 393 00:48:22,477 --> 00:48:25,166 First we calculate how many calories 394 00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:27,631 a new patient has to burn each day 395 00:48:27,837 --> 00:48:30,635 before we prescribe medication. 396 00:48:31,637 --> 00:48:33,832 Let us take an example. 397 00:48:37,477 --> 00:48:41,516 This woman who's equipped with a magnificent ass. 398 00:48:41,717 --> 00:48:44,470 ... what do we prescribe for her? 399 00:48:46,317 --> 00:48:48,308 Yes. Steam bath? 400 00:48:48,517 --> 00:48:49,632 Wrong! 401 00:48:50,317 --> 00:48:53,912 She needs to burn 600 calories each day to get rid of her ass. 402 00:48:54,117 --> 00:48:57,348 It is exactly twice coitus a posteriori. 403 00:48:57,557 --> 00:49:01,152 Put more vulgarly: a back door fuck. 404 00:49:01,957 --> 00:49:05,393 It isn't good latin, but it works. 405 00:49:05,637 --> 00:49:07,150 Next. 406 00:49:09,677 --> 00:49:14,831 This woman clearly has an over-developed front. 407 00:49:15,957 --> 00:49:18,835 Yes. Three times a back door fuck... ? 408 00:49:19,037 --> 00:49:20,709 Wrong! 409 00:49:21,677 --> 00:49:24,271 Her breasts must be reduced, so we prescribe 410 00:49:24,477 --> 00:49:30,154 five times cotus cum mammae. It consumes 750 calories per day. 411 00:49:31,557 --> 00:49:34,310 Take care. Now comes a difficult one. 412 00:49:35,317 --> 00:49:37,387 This gentleman can only lose weight, 413 00:49:37,388 --> 00:49:39,629 if he gets the help of another master 414 00:49:39,837 --> 00:49:45,707 We call it coitus anal fabetis, and it burns easily 1,000 calories. 415 00:49:45,917 --> 00:49:49,068 And if the patient doesn't want to have someone of their own gender? 416 00:49:49,277 --> 00:49:54,954 I prescribe a gentleman to a gentleman and a lady to a lady 417 00:49:55,157 --> 00:49:58,194 so, they may swallow the medicine. 418 00:50:16,397 --> 00:50:20,231 Ah, a man. See what I have found. 419 00:50:27,757 --> 00:50:32,592 I just wanted to thank you for the pleasant return flight from Tangiers. 420 00:50:32,797 --> 00:50:34,230 Come in. 421 00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:17,115 Here are two women who like the slimming cure. 422 00:51:18,437 --> 00:51:21,634 What do you do if a woman has a double chin? 423 00:51:21,837 --> 00:51:23,953 Prescribe a woman with a double chin? 424 00:51:24,157 --> 00:51:25,385 Wrong! 425 00:51:29,717 --> 00:51:31,992 She should have a penis succulens. 426 00:51:32,197 --> 00:51:34,586 Then she also saves on dessert. 427 00:52:58,677 --> 00:53:00,110 That is all for today. 428 00:53:00,317 --> 00:53:04,356 Oh, just a moment. I have another question. 429 00:53:04,557 --> 00:53:08,232 Miss Hansen, which part of the body 430 00:53:08,437 --> 00:53:12,112 can become 30 times its normal size 431 00:53:12,317 --> 00:53:15,992 if it becomes sufficiently excited? 432 00:53:17,037 --> 00:53:19,631 Men... Louder. 433 00:53:19,837 --> 00:53:21,828 A man's penis. 434 00:53:23,597 --> 00:53:25,235 Wrong! 435 00:53:25,437 --> 00:53:27,997 The pupil of the eye. 436 00:53:29,557 --> 00:53:31,883 Miss Hansen, when you get married, 437 00:53:31,884 --> 00:53:34,756 I'm afraid you will be very disappointed 438 00:53:34,957 --> 00:53:36,436 Thanks for today! 439 00:53:38,197 --> 00:53:43,271 Excuse me, why are you here? I'm a new patient. 440 00:53:43,477 --> 00:53:46,628 And you? I'm a new patient too. 441 00:53:46,837 --> 00:53:50,876 Miss Petersen, will you take care of our new patients? 442 00:53:51,077 --> 00:53:53,750 Put them in room 11. Together? 443 00:53:54,797 --> 00:53:57,231 In separate beds. 444 00:54:02,117 --> 00:54:05,314 Welcome to this soir�e. 445 00:54:05,517 --> 00:54:08,077 This experience. 446 00:54:08,597 --> 00:54:14,593 Beautiful women, a wealth of creations. You will swoon with delight. 447 00:54:15,717 --> 00:54:19,596 See the sweet young witches. Elegant in Summer. 448 00:54:19,797 --> 00:54:24,825 God created the woman but Knastmand dresses her. 449 00:54:26,917 --> 00:54:28,794 Lovely earrings. 450 00:54:29,437 --> 00:54:31,075 And look. 451 00:54:31,437 --> 00:54:34,747 Are they not elegant in their cute little panties? 452 00:54:34,957 --> 00:54:37,830 Pay special attention to the little pocket, 453 00:54:37,831 --> 00:54:40,634 where there may be a small handkerchief 454 00:54:40,837 --> 00:54:45,194 compact, lighter, cigarettes and more. 455 00:54:48,997 --> 00:54:50,953 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 456 00:55:47,117 --> 00:55:48,311 Please take this... 457 00:55:49,637 --> 00:55:50,706 ...here you are. 458 00:55:50,917 --> 00:55:53,272 Now you can take off your clothes. 459 00:55:56,037 --> 00:55:59,347 Who are you really working for? Myself. 460 00:55:59,557 --> 00:56:03,232 What do you want? I gather information. 461 00:56:03,437 --> 00:56:05,951 For whom? That's different. 462 00:56:06,157 --> 00:56:10,787 It is not possible to talk to you when you are constantly dodging. 463 00:56:10,997 --> 00:56:13,431 Are you curious? Did you see something? 464 00:56:14,157 --> 00:56:17,467 No, more than that, I'm standing here wondering 465 00:56:17,677 --> 00:56:20,908 what you're doing in a slimming clinic. 466 00:56:21,957 --> 00:56:23,948 I love dieting. 467 00:56:24,917 --> 00:56:28,512 I have not found... Uh, it isn't here. 468 00:56:28,717 --> 00:56:31,026 One of the girls has the powder box, 469 00:56:31,237 --> 00:56:34,354 and I suggest you find it. 470 00:56:35,597 --> 00:56:37,110 Oh no. 471 00:56:41,917 --> 00:56:43,191 No! 472 00:56:45,997 --> 00:56:47,396 Look out. 473 00:56:48,517 --> 00:56:51,429 It is not my performance. 474 00:56:53,677 --> 00:56:55,156 It is... 475 00:56:57,717 --> 00:56:59,150 Commander, look! 476 00:57:02,717 --> 00:57:04,594 Lutter am Bamberg! 477 00:57:06,317 --> 00:57:11,675 See these delicious models. And the small, enchanting lasso. 478 00:57:12,757 --> 00:57:15,317 Dressed for any occasion. 479 00:57:15,517 --> 00:57:17,587 You will feel quite Parisian... 480 00:57:17,797 --> 00:57:20,186 Wasn't I good? No. 481 00:57:21,117 --> 00:57:26,032 Trosan is lively. Simultaneously attractive and repelling. 482 00:57:31,157 --> 00:57:34,194 The small pocket has the compact, 483 00:57:34,397 --> 00:57:37,992 car keys and everything else. 484 00:57:54,157 --> 00:57:56,546 How can you carry on like that? 485 00:57:56,757 --> 00:57:59,555 The Bra will not sit properly. 486 00:57:59,757 --> 00:58:04,148 It is all foam. And you who have such beautiful tits. 487 00:58:16,837 --> 00:58:19,112 Jensen, what are you doing? 488 00:58:19,317 --> 00:58:23,629 You dance the jitterbug so even a hack would be ashamed. 489 00:58:23,837 --> 00:58:25,350 I've found it... 490 00:58:25,557 --> 00:58:28,833 K.B. Andersen is on the phone. It's urgent. 491 00:58:29,237 --> 00:58:33,753 Ready to go on stage. Come on then, girls. 492 00:58:34,157 --> 00:58:38,389 Boss, K. B. here. The matter is in good hands. 493 00:58:38,597 --> 00:58:41,987 Go out to the slimming clinic and help Arnold. 494 00:58:42,197 --> 00:58:44,757 Yes, yes, I'll explain later. 495 00:58:44,957 --> 00:58:48,632 Yes, this is an exhausting affair, 496 00:58:48,877 --> 00:58:54,509 but I have taken the initiative, and everything is under control. 497 00:58:56,717 --> 00:58:58,708 Idiot! 498 00:59:00,877 --> 00:59:03,755 K.B. Andersen is not with us any more. 499 00:59:05,077 --> 00:59:07,352 Doctor Schmierk�se! 500 00:59:07,557 --> 00:59:11,106 Not now, the crazy old lady has taken an overdose again. 501 00:59:11,317 --> 00:59:14,229 I'll fix this for you. I'll just straighten myself up in private. 502 00:59:15,397 --> 00:59:17,865 You naughty, naughty boy. 503 00:59:18,517 --> 00:59:22,146 You know, I never have anything on, when I talk to you. 504 00:59:22,357 --> 00:59:24,552 You always make me so hot. 505 00:59:25,437 --> 00:59:27,029 Wolfgang's coming! 506 00:59:30,517 --> 00:59:33,793 Excuse me, little Amanda. I just... 507 00:59:35,557 --> 00:59:37,275 ... have my jacket. 508 00:59:45,237 --> 00:59:49,150 Wolfgang. What's this? 509 00:59:49,357 --> 00:59:51,188 A compact. Is it yours? 510 00:59:51,397 --> 00:59:55,356 Now where would I have got it? Of course not. 511 00:59:56,557 --> 00:59:59,993 Wolfgang. Do you have another woman? 512 01:00:00,197 --> 01:00:02,233 I? No, but... 513 01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:08,590 Wolfgang. 514 01:00:08,797 --> 01:00:12,949 Dear Wolfgang, I have the feeling 515 01:00:13,157 --> 01:00:17,150 that I haven't been for you 516 01:00:17,357 --> 01:00:22,351 what a wife and a lover should have been. 517 01:00:23,237 --> 01:00:26,547 Sweet Wolfgang, you know what I believe? 518 01:00:28,637 --> 01:00:33,791 Wolfgang, I think we both need to get a little slimmer. 519 01:00:35,477 --> 01:00:38,787 Amanda! It is not even a leap year. 520 01:00:49,917 --> 01:00:54,069 How many calories do you expect to burn? 521 01:00:54,277 --> 01:00:58,395 It will completely depend on what I think about the medicine. 522 01:01:00,437 --> 01:01:02,871 Do you think about your work? 523 01:01:03,397 --> 01:01:05,194 Wipe my back. 524 01:01:09,557 --> 01:01:11,354 Do you? 525 01:01:12,357 --> 01:01:13,472 As a rule. 526 01:01:13,677 --> 01:01:15,747 But not presently? 527 01:01:17,797 --> 01:01:20,265 Do you? What do you think? 528 01:01:21,637 --> 01:01:24,151 I think you are here to keep an eye on me. 529 01:01:24,357 --> 01:01:27,872 Do you think so? Is there anything in particular to look for? 530 01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:33,308 If you go back to your room, Dr Schmierk�se will come shortly. 531 01:01:35,277 --> 01:01:37,393 There it is again. 532 01:01:40,557 --> 01:01:42,036 Careful. 533 01:01:42,237 --> 01:01:45,434 It is at sea that Denmark's fate is decided. 534 01:01:49,597 --> 01:01:53,306 There is still hope. There are two compacts left. 535 01:02:01,117 --> 01:02:03,711 I can't bear to look. 536 01:02:45,437 --> 01:02:47,746 I have it! I have it! 537 01:02:47,957 --> 01:02:50,107 Brilliant, Jensen. 538 01:02:50,317 --> 01:02:51,796 I have it! 539 01:02:54,717 --> 01:02:55,911 Oh no! 540 01:02:56,117 --> 01:02:58,631 Idiot. Which is the right one. 541 01:02:58,837 --> 01:03:01,874 Careful, Jensen. Don't jar it. 542 01:03:02,957 --> 01:03:05,266 Give me the compact, friend. 543 01:03:07,917 --> 01:03:10,226 Jensen! Stop! Stop! 544 01:03:11,957 --> 01:03:13,834 Jensen! Jensen! 545 01:03:17,757 --> 01:03:19,395 Help! 546 01:03:20,237 --> 01:03:22,876 Stop the trolley. 547 01:03:26,557 --> 01:03:27,672 Careful. 548 01:03:48,237 --> 01:03:51,468 That's one devil of a mobile dining trolly. 549 01:03:56,517 --> 01:03:57,996 Drive like the Devil! 550 01:04:09,077 --> 01:04:12,274 You're a Japanese tourist too? 551 01:04:13,037 --> 01:04:16,313 I'm Kling Klang Klunger from Yokohama. 552 01:04:18,557 --> 01:04:22,311 I have been sightseeing. We now visit the small sea... 553 01:04:22,517 --> 01:04:25,475 Watch out for the cyclist, damn it! 554 01:04:26,717 --> 01:04:29,834 I see you have a delicate Japanese camera. 555 01:04:30,037 --> 01:04:32,426 Can I see?? Ouch and damn! 556 01:04:32,997 --> 01:04:36,172 Now, we stop at a small post office. 557 01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:39,789 I send a letter to the wife in Yokohama 558 01:04:39,997 --> 01:04:42,272 She has waited with the food for two hours. 559 01:04:42,477 --> 01:04:46,390 She becomes very nervous if I arrive late. 560 01:04:47,957 --> 01:04:51,916 Do you have a cigarette? There's a machine down the street. 561 01:04:52,117 --> 01:04:53,994 In this outfit? 562 01:04:55,437 --> 01:04:59,032 When I studied yoga I went out in far worse things. 563 01:05:04,037 --> 01:05:07,154 I will complain to the Road Safety Council. 564 01:05:07,357 --> 01:05:10,110 Pistols in a taxi. What next? 565 01:05:10,317 --> 01:05:12,547 A flamethrower in a tank? 566 01:05:12,757 --> 01:05:14,817 You got your driving licenses as a present 567 01:05:14,818 --> 01:05:17,194 Because you are only good at sheep breeding 568 01:05:17,397 --> 01:05:22,994 but it does not work in little Denmark. You are probably not Albanians. 569 01:05:23,197 --> 01:05:26,826 I refuse to scrub floors. My hands can't tolerate soapy water. 570 01:05:27,037 --> 01:05:29,790 I can't cope with any of this. 571 01:05:29,997 --> 01:05:34,036 Perhaps this is the cabinet with the strong cleaners? 572 01:05:34,237 --> 01:05:37,087 The white tornado with ammonia. I know the 573 01:05:37,088 --> 01:05:40,073 environment board did something about that 574 01:05:40,277 --> 01:05:44,873 Otherwise, I could just call... No, I can't. 575 01:05:48,477 --> 01:05:52,072 Perhaps we could still talk about cleaning... 576 01:05:52,277 --> 01:05:54,154 Ouch and damn! 577 01:05:54,997 --> 01:05:58,990 Be glad that I am not a Trade Union member. 578 01:05:59,197 --> 01:06:02,826 Because then you'd have to rinse your pistol holes for yourselves. 579 01:06:05,237 --> 01:06:08,434 It would be great with a couple of earplugs. 580 01:06:09,077 --> 01:06:12,786 Hello? What should I do? Should I set Jensen free or... ? 581 01:06:12,997 --> 01:06:16,990 You must find the compact. Search the Schmierk�ses apartment. 582 01:06:17,197 --> 01:06:20,712 Yes, but Jensen... Leave Jensen alone. 583 01:06:20,917 --> 01:06:25,149 Remember what Kristian IV said: "People love my strength. " 584 01:06:25,357 --> 01:06:28,952 Was it not Frederik VII? He was involved with the constitution. 585 01:06:29,157 --> 01:06:32,194 The country is in danger and you talk politics. 586 01:06:32,397 --> 01:06:36,390 What do the intelligence services have to do with the Constitution? 587 01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:42,711 Come to me, girls. Come, come! 588 01:06:42,917 --> 01:06:45,795 Jensen has been found. Forward with your weapons. 589 01:06:45,997 --> 01:06:48,955 And so off to Finderup Laden. 590 01:06:54,677 --> 01:06:57,430 Dear madame Come-Phur. 591 01:06:57,637 --> 01:07:01,312 Bring him in -and-search him. 592 01:07:01,517 --> 01:07:04,190 Now that the compact has been found. 593 01:07:06,197 --> 01:07:08,995 Do you always go by taxi so it's always there? 594 01:07:09,197 --> 01:07:13,031 Or is it specifically for you Japanese? I mean:us Japanese. 595 01:07:13,237 --> 01:07:15,307 Kling Klang Cluster. 596 01:07:15,517 --> 01:07:19,590 I was once on a bike ride in Mols Bjerge. 597 01:07:19,797 --> 01:07:22,072 I remember it well, because I sweated! 598 01:07:22,277 --> 01:07:25,553 It was on an excursion with the Yokohama school. 599 01:07:25,757 --> 01:07:29,147 I sweated so much that I had to ride the bike in underwear. 600 01:07:30,037 --> 01:07:33,074 There are limits to what even we Japanese can accomplish. 601 01:07:33,277 --> 01:07:37,190 This is worse than Hara-kiri. It's pure suicide. 602 01:07:37,397 --> 01:07:43,427 Now, I'm not Caesar, and this is not the Rubicon, 603 01:07:43,637 --> 01:07:47,107 but still I say: The clothes are cast! 604 01:07:49,077 --> 01:07:53,753 The Danes have placed an agent in the slimming clinic. 605 01:07:53,957 --> 01:07:57,632 Find him, then we will have the last compact. 606 01:07:58,997 --> 01:08:01,067 Who are you? I'm called Ar. 607 01:08:01,277 --> 01:08:05,031 My name is Arnold, and I'm employed by the intelligence services. 608 01:08:05,237 --> 01:08:07,592 Certainly... ! It's true. 609 01:08:07,797 --> 01:08:10,152 For whom? It's a secret. 610 01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:12,996 Do you agree with Kraputski and his Albanians? 611 01:08:13,197 --> 01:08:15,791 Help me with these. 612 01:08:16,597 --> 01:08:19,828 Do you have a hairpin? Yes. 613 01:08:22,957 --> 01:08:25,790 Doctor Schmierk�se! The patient is in their room... 614 01:08:25,997 --> 01:08:28,352 Later, Miss Petersen. 615 01:08:28,557 --> 01:08:31,276 I must first say hello to monsieur Capotnoir. 616 01:08:31,477 --> 01:08:34,833 He has come from Paris to study my method. 617 01:08:35,037 --> 01:08:40,065 He is a member of the French Chamber of Deputies. 618 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:42,150 Come, little Petersen. 619 01:08:42,357 --> 01:08:47,192 Now we have only one compact left. And Jensen 620 01:08:47,397 --> 01:08:50,707 they can do what they like with him. 621 01:08:51,517 --> 01:08:54,827 Mata Hari is on the track of the compact. 622 01:09:06,037 --> 01:09:08,597 No, stop! I'm so ticklish. 623 01:09:09,077 --> 01:09:10,271 No, stop! 624 01:09:15,477 --> 01:09:19,470 Well... It was such a shame. We had so much fun. 625 01:09:25,157 --> 01:09:26,670 Dear colleague! 626 01:09:27,677 --> 01:09:29,793 Good day, monsieur. 627 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:37,386 Is this your medicine? 628 01:09:37,597 --> 01:09:41,226 It contains a description of all forms of weight loss. 629 01:09:41,437 --> 01:09:43,553 Very interesting. 630 01:09:43,757 --> 01:09:45,315 Join us for a moment. 631 01:09:45,517 --> 01:09:47,348 Go ahead. 632 01:09:49,237 --> 01:09:52,354 It makes me happy that you like my clinic. 633 01:09:52,557 --> 01:09:54,946 Number 13. 634 01:09:58,997 --> 01:10:01,830 Very interesting. 635 01:10:02,957 --> 01:10:04,993 Very interesting. 636 01:10:05,197 --> 01:10:09,827 As a responsible politician you will take the study mission seriously, 637 01:10:10,037 --> 01:10:14,349 so I will let you immerse yourself in the material. 638 01:10:19,797 --> 01:10:22,106 Very interesting. 639 01:10:22,317 --> 01:10:26,071 Very interesting. Continue. 640 01:10:26,277 --> 01:10:28,711 Very interesting. 641 01:10:32,237 --> 01:10:35,388 Please Wolfgang, I hate to leave you. 642 01:10:35,597 --> 01:10:38,270 Little Amanda, duty calls. 643 01:10:38,477 --> 01:10:40,672 Buy some funky clothes for this evening. 644 01:10:40,877 --> 01:10:43,345 If you don't get a headache again. 645 01:10:43,557 --> 01:10:46,629 I shan't get any more headaches. 646 01:10:47,077 --> 01:10:48,635 Thank you for that. 647 01:10:48,837 --> 01:10:50,793 Good day, I'm the electrician. 648 01:10:50,997 --> 01:10:54,194 I'm to see Doctor Schmierk�se? Yes, that's me. 649 01:10:54,397 --> 01:10:57,116 Is there something wrong with the machines? 650 01:10:57,317 --> 01:11:01,390 Yes, can you believe it. It's in the intensive care department. 651 01:11:01,597 --> 01:11:05,272 We have several sensitive machines here. 652 01:11:06,237 --> 01:11:08,671 You have surely seen girls before. 653 01:11:10,117 --> 01:11:14,235 Diet machines can run either too fast or too slow. 654 01:11:14,437 --> 01:11:18,066 Do something about it. It distract patients. 655 01:11:18,277 --> 01:11:22,509 Do not confuse the machine's many functions. 656 01:11:22,717 --> 01:11:26,756 Just lubricate the machine And check the electric motor that runs it. 657 01:13:00,077 --> 01:13:01,351 It is sad. 658 01:13:01,797 --> 01:13:03,150 Give me that. 659 01:13:03,357 --> 01:13:07,032 Well... ? Otherwise, I shoot you. 660 01:13:19,677 --> 01:13:22,589 Stenka rasin! He has escaped. 661 01:13:37,197 --> 01:13:39,392 Penny, what are you doing here? 662 01:13:39,417 --> 01:13:42,906 Working under cover. Here, one can well say that. 663 01:13:43,117 --> 01:13:45,950 After him! Find him! Catch him! 664 01:13:47,077 --> 01:13:51,469 Someone is coming! Then come here. 665 01:13:52,477 --> 01:13:53,910 Yes, yes. 666 01:14:00,837 --> 01:14:02,111 Where is he? 667 01:14:02,600 --> 01:14:04,400 It's just little me. 668 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:10,200 Are you Swedish? Yes, you too? 669 01:14:10,400 --> 01:14:14,200 Yes. Where are you from? V�rmland. 670 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:19,000 V�rmland is beautiful yours is a wonderful country 671 01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,800 Move a little. 672 01:14:27,200 --> 01:14:32,600 Are you looking for someone? No, it can wait. 673 01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:38,435 Damnation! 1 - 0 to the Swedes. 674 01:14:46,157 --> 01:14:48,512 A doomed man has the right to a last smoke. 675 01:14:48,717 --> 01:14:52,596 I will do nothing if you give me that. 676 01:14:53,557 --> 01:14:57,391 That's the rules of the game. What rules? 677 01:14:57,597 --> 01:14:59,428 If you had not been here and... ? 678 01:14:59,637 --> 01:15:01,499 You have been here stirring me up? 679 01:15:01,500 --> 01:15:03,471 And now, you are going to shoot me? 680 01:15:03,677 --> 01:15:07,226 I thought we would lo... oh, swap photos. 681 01:15:07,437 --> 01:15:10,873 I don't want to to hurt you, but I have feelings too. 682 01:15:11,077 --> 01:15:15,070 Everything I'm doing is against my will. I do it for my sister's sake. 683 01:15:15,277 --> 01:15:18,872 What has she to do with it? She is Kraputski's prisoner. 684 01:15:19,077 --> 01:15:23,150 She is on the way to my headquarters. Where is she? 685 01:15:23,357 --> 01:15:26,030 Isn't she called Susie? Yes. 686 01:15:26,237 --> 01:15:30,196 I released her half an hour ago, but now... 687 01:15:31,757 --> 01:15:33,748 I love you. 688 01:15:37,797 --> 01:15:41,949 Do all women have the power to to change their minds in an instant? 689 01:15:46,637 --> 01:15:50,949 Scan all the rooms. He must be found. And all the beds. 690 01:15:51,197 --> 01:15:52,676 Stop! 691 01:15:53,837 --> 01:15:55,270 Take cover! 692 01:15:56,877 --> 01:15:58,674 Follow me, girls! 693 01:15:59,437 --> 01:16:01,029 To battle! 694 01:16:04,317 --> 01:16:06,194 What is... ? 695 01:16:13,837 --> 01:16:17,068 What's the commotion? It should be completely silent! 696 01:16:29,917 --> 01:16:32,112 We stand in the cross fire! 697 01:16:35,277 --> 01:16:36,710 Come, girls, follow me! 698 01:16:41,037 --> 01:16:42,356 Come! 699 01:16:46,757 --> 01:16:48,827 Finally! safety. 700 01:16:49,037 --> 01:16:53,827 Proud stands the Danish sailor's... KB, you are dead. 701 01:16:54,037 --> 01:16:55,789 Your concern is noted. 702 01:16:55,997 --> 01:16:59,387 Very interesting. Stop. The country is in danger. 703 01:16:59,597 --> 01:17:03,272 I penetrated the enemy's classified code. 704 01:17:03,477 --> 01:17:05,468 Why aren't you dead? 705 01:17:05,677 --> 01:17:09,272 The girl took it all, so I went to help Arnold. 706 01:17:09,477 --> 01:17:12,674 Yes, it's good. God, where is Arnold? 707 01:17:14,837 --> 01:17:19,786 It's certainly something that my mother and aunt have not told me about. 708 01:17:19,997 --> 01:17:22,636 Then it's time that I did. 709 01:18:04,357 --> 01:18:06,268 Forgive me. If I'd known... 710 01:18:06,477 --> 01:18:10,709 Forget it. I didn't know she was your sister. 711 01:18:11,317 --> 01:18:14,529 You are my own private James Bond. 712 01:18:14,530 --> 01:18:17,836 And you are the spy that loved me 713 01:18:18,757 --> 01:18:22,193 Live and let die. Aren't we too young to die? 714 01:18:22,397 --> 01:18:26,549 Wouldn't we rather play Doctor Hook... or Doctor No? 715 01:18:30,877 --> 01:18:32,595 Goldfinger! 716 01:18:35,397 --> 01:18:37,069 The man with the golden gun. 717 01:18:37,277 --> 01:18:40,553 Stop the James Bond nonsense. Now, I will be the spy 718 01:18:40,757 --> 01:18:44,796 who came in from the cold and right into... the heat. 719 01:19:12,237 --> 01:19:18,870 It is fantastic what a man experiences in the Danish intelligence service. 720 01:19:24,597 --> 01:19:27,714 This won't do. Girls, come and help me with the bed. 721 01:19:27,917 --> 01:19:31,546 Miss Monk, you stay here with a couple of the girls. 722 01:19:31,757 --> 01:19:36,877 What about K. B. ? He can continue his studies. 723 01:19:40,757 --> 01:19:42,475 Forward. Forward. 724 01:19:44,477 --> 01:19:46,069 Back! 725 01:19:48,997 --> 01:19:50,794 Follow me, girls! 726 01:20:06,957 --> 01:20:09,835 This is entirely unbelievable! 727 01:20:10,037 --> 01:20:14,269 Stop all that gunfire! It disturbs the patients! 728 01:20:14,477 --> 01:20:17,947 Coitus interruptus is the worst thing there is. 729 01:20:28,397 --> 01:20:32,470 KB, what are you doing here? I'm looking for Arnold. 730 01:20:32,677 --> 01:20:36,716 You won't find him there. One must begin somewhere. 731 01:20:38,317 --> 01:20:41,036 Stenka razin! back! 732 01:21:18,037 --> 01:21:21,746 Fantastic what you go through for your country. 733 01:21:42,237 --> 01:21:45,547 Are all Danish agents as wonderful as you? 734 01:21:51,677 --> 01:21:56,034 You must have received additional education from the spy school in O o omsk! 735 01:22:15,197 --> 01:22:20,146 What is going on here? My slimming method requires absolute silence! 736 01:22:22,637 --> 01:22:24,628 I might have been wrong! 737 01:22:28,717 --> 01:22:30,275 Help! 738 01:22:33,637 --> 01:22:36,276 Don't shrink away from the fire act like a knight! 739 01:22:41,237 --> 01:22:43,626 God. He is dead. 740 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:47,600 Who do you think will win? 741 01:22:47,800 --> 01:22:50,200 Win what? Listen. 742 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:54,800 Perhaps we should give them a hand. 743 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:57,800 I can give you a hand. 744 01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:04,200 What are you doing? It's just a little trick I learned. 745 01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:06,400 Interesting. 746 01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:12,600 Shouldn't we go out and... ? No, it's too far away. 747 01:23:16,237 --> 01:23:20,310 Your Majesty. Talk to me. 748 01:23:23,037 --> 01:23:25,392 Back! Stenka razin! 749 01:23:33,517 --> 01:23:35,587 He's crazy. He's Danish. 750 01:23:45,277 --> 01:23:46,596 I'm alive. 751 01:24:05,437 --> 01:24:08,270 What are you doing? I want to help. 752 01:24:08,477 --> 01:24:10,911 Then sing, man! Sing! 753 01:24:22,997 --> 01:24:26,751 Hissa hussa hejsan sa! Nu ska fienden f�, da da! 754 01:24:26,957 --> 01:24:31,348 Everything need not stop. The machines are up and running. Keep going. 755 01:24:37,277 --> 01:24:39,393 Good exercise. 756 01:24:42,400 --> 01:24:44,000 Never mind. 757 01:24:54,237 --> 01:24:56,626 My glasses... and the dish. 758 01:24:57,397 --> 01:25:00,230 Nothing happens when we are here. 759 01:25:10,437 --> 01:25:15,716 Idiot! No patient can withstand that sort of weight loss. Stop it! 760 01:25:15,917 --> 01:25:20,672 The switch is down at the other end. Idiot. Down! 761 01:25:25,357 --> 01:25:26,551 Help! 762 01:25:27,677 --> 01:25:30,271 Shoot them! 763 01:25:31,437 --> 01:25:34,873 Too late, Kraputski. Stenka rasin! 764 01:25:35,197 --> 01:25:39,429 Here it is. Put down your weapons. 765 01:25:41,197 --> 01:25:43,108 Slivovitz! 766 01:25:44,677 --> 01:25:46,269 Commander-in-Chief. 767 01:25:49,437 --> 01:25:52,349 Watch out! Stop him! 768 01:26:03,837 --> 01:26:05,793 Slivovitz. 769 01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:10,200 You are good in bed, but on the wrong side. 770 01:26:10,400 --> 01:26:13,800 V�rmland is beautiful you have a wonderful country 771 01:26:14,117 --> 01:26:16,836 It exceeded our expectations. What did? 772 01:26:17,037 --> 01:26:20,467 We let you take over the leadership in order 773 01:26:20,468 --> 01:26:23,351 to induce Kraputski to come forward 774 01:26:23,557 --> 01:26:24,910 Jammersminde! 775 01:26:25,117 --> 01:26:28,427 Now, we need only to find the last powder box. 776 01:26:28,637 --> 01:26:30,514 I have it, of course. 777 01:26:30,717 --> 01:26:34,630 Powder? Thank God. I expect I look horrible. 778 01:26:36,677 --> 01:26:41,990 Yes, but it isn't powder. What is really in the compact? 779 01:26:42,197 --> 01:26:44,995 Yes, I never know anything. 780 01:26:45,197 --> 01:26:47,153 Me neither. 781 01:26:47,357 --> 01:26:50,155 Can we have peace now? We must continue to slim down. 782 01:26:50,357 --> 01:26:51,710 Come now, girls. 783 01:26:51,917 --> 01:26:53,555 You would need it too. 784 01:26:53,757 --> 01:26:58,308 Can you remind me of this place when we need a new cover?