1 00:00:07,670 --> 00:00:09,017 Mister. 2 00:00:09,184 --> 00:00:12,893 -Mister, give us a bit.-And me, mister. 3 00:00:16,474 --> 00:00:19,465 Sod off, you'll be late for school, go on. 4 00:00:29,335 --> 00:00:31,766 Put a five up in the corner, Len. 5 00:00:31,808 --> 00:00:33,029 Right. 6 00:00:34,967 --> 00:00:37,399 Five minutes and then a break. 7 00:00:37,916 --> 00:00:40,696 Gordon! He wants a five in the corner. 8 00:00:44,151 --> 00:00:46,762 l wonder ifshe's interestedin the colour programme. 9 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:47,478 l'll ask her. 10 00:00:48,321 --> 00:00:50,547 -Oh, she's a fair-looking bird, you know.-Yeah. 11 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:55,019 -l'll tell her you fancy her. lt'll make her day.-Thank you. 12 00:00:55,862 --> 00:00:59,568 -Where do you want it, Ted?-Hold it out, full spread. 13 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,476 (CREW CHATTERlNG) 14 00:02:52,718 --> 00:02:54,823 Uh, cut! 15 00:02:56,046 --> 00:02:58,193 -Now print these last two.-Great. 16 00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,878 Hello? Hello? 17 00:03:00,216 --> 00:03:02,069 (BELL RlNGlNG) 18 00:03:04,765 --> 00:03:05,893 Nick, Joe. 19 00:03:06,998 --> 00:03:08,977 -Night.-Night, Bill. 20 00:03:13,528 --> 00:03:08,114 Gonna be long, love? 21 00:03:08,115 --> 00:03:09,630 Nearly ready. 22 00:03:10,685 --> 00:03:13,001 -Do any good?-No, l didn't have a bet. 23 00:03:13,044 --> 00:03:14,728 -New lead?-No, didn't fancy them. 24 00:03:15,024 --> 00:03:16,076 (CHUCKLES) 25 00:03:16,203 --> 00:03:18,898 -Well, how was l?-Huh? Great, great. 26 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:23,111 -Look, get a move on. l'll go buy you a drink.-Oh, good, l could do with one. 27 00:03:25,681 --> 00:03:27,828 -Lovely. There you are, love.-Oh, thank you. 28 00:03:27,872 --> 00:03:30,103 Nothing stronger after all those takes? 29 00:03:30,695 --> 00:03:32,379 Goes down a treat. 30 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:34,569 -Was l really all right?-Ofcourse. 31 00:03:34,612 --> 00:03:36,296 Must be funny watching your wifegoing through it. 32 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,163 She can take care of herself.She's been doing it long enough. 33 00:03:38,529 --> 00:03:41,183 Oh, don't say that.He'll think l'm older than God. 34 00:03:41,310 --> 00:03:42,240 Do you know this is the first time 35 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:44,889 we've worked on the same set togethersince we've been married? 36 00:03:45,017 --> 00:03:46,298 -Do you get much work now?-Not really. 37 00:03:47,207 --> 00:03:49,903 -Children take up most of my time.-Show him your press cuttings. 38 00:03:49,945 --> 00:03:52,556 Look, l remember.She's done some lovely things. 39 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,307 You were the one that wanteda house full of kids. 40 00:03:54,308 --> 00:03:56,474 -How many have you got?-Three. 41 00:03:56,601 --> 00:04:00,687 Jenny's five, lan's 18 monthsand Len here is 32. 42 00:04:00,814 --> 00:04:03,720 Well, l'd sort out the photographs,but l gotta be moving. 43 00:04:03,763 --> 00:04:06,121 Uh, Ted'll give you a lift to Victoria, love. 44 00:04:06,248 --> 00:04:08,101 l'm fine. What time's the curtain? 45 00:04:08,228 --> 00:04:09,560 Halfseven. They're gonna show me the ropes. 46 00:04:09,561 --> 00:04:11,118 -Anotherjob?-Just for a couple weeks. 47 00:04:11,162 --> 00:04:14,868 The show's closingand l'm taking over for a mate of mine. 48 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,901 Straight home, yeah? 49 00:04:18,660 --> 00:04:21,608 Ooh, l say, lovey. Here's Melcham's top hat. 50 00:04:21,946 --> 00:04:24,809 Now look here, me girl.What do you think you're doing all day? 51 00:04:24,937 --> 00:04:30,286 Hold on, Lilly. How's this for a start?Quite the little lady, aren't we? 52 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:36,394 53 00:04:37,406 --> 00:04:42,530 54 00:04:42,531 --> 00:04:44,714 55 00:04:44,715 --> 00:04:47,033 What's happened to Dickie?ls he ill or something? 56 00:04:47,034 --> 00:04:49,937 -He's got a newjob.-Oh. We'll miss him. 57 00:04:50,107 --> 00:04:54,276 58 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:02,052 59 00:05:03,907 --> 00:05:07,950 60 00:05:10,014 --> 00:05:16,206 61 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:18,380 62 00:05:19,072 --> 00:05:23,393 63 00:05:25,474 --> 00:05:29,644 64 00:05:31,709 --> 00:05:36,586 65 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:39,249 What's going on here? 66 00:05:39,292 --> 00:05:42,661 You, girl, stop it!Take that off, at once! Do you hear me? 67 00:05:42,788 --> 00:05:44,851 You heard what Mr Melcham said.Take it offthis instant. 68 00:05:44,979 --> 00:05:48,853 l'll have you sacked, the lot ofyou! 69 00:05:48,896 --> 00:05:50,539 Stop it! 70 00:05:50,918 --> 00:05:53,403 Stop it or l'll call the police! 71 00:05:53,446 --> 00:05:55,130 (APPLAUSE) 72 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,690 -Hello. Been stood up?-Think so. 73 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:03,092 We usually meet here, but l wasmucking about in the dressing room. 74 00:06:03,219 --> 00:06:05,114 -l expect he'll show.-l don't know. 75 00:06:05,241 --> 00:06:07,220 l think l'm being punished. 76 00:06:07,263 --> 00:06:09,916 Well, we can't have that, can we? 77 00:06:10,128 --> 00:06:12,022 -Come and have a drink.-No thanks. 78 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:15,308 But can l go with you as far as the Tube?l hate it round here when it's late. 79 00:06:15,351 --> 00:06:17,035 Hmm, it's the wrong way for the pub. 80 00:06:17,078 --> 00:06:19,773 -Do you need a drink that badly?-Oh, yeah. 81 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,949 All right. But thenwill you take me to the Tube? 82 00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:23,902 The Tube? l'll see you all the way home.Where do you live? 83 00:06:23,944 --> 00:06:27,861 -Uxbridge.-Uxbridge? Certainly, l'll take you to the Tube. 84 00:06:30,726 --> 00:06:33,211 You find us a place and l'll get us a drink.What would you like? 85 00:06:33,255 --> 00:06:37,255 -Um, look, l won't have anything...-Come on, you must have something. 86 00:06:37,382 --> 00:06:39,277 Rum and Coke, please. 87 00:07:06,028 --> 00:07:09,060 lt's all part ofthe game,you got to help it along a bit. 88 00:07:09,103 --> 00:07:11,419 -Here you are, cheers.-Cheers. 89 00:07:12,305 --> 00:07:15,885 You, uh, didn't tell me your name.l should have bought a programme. 90 00:07:16,012 --> 00:07:18,608 You'd need glasses to find it.My name's Val. And yours? 91 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:18,491 Len. 92 00:07:18,492 --> 00:07:20,713 -You coming on the tour?-What tour? 93 00:07:20,756 --> 00:07:24,588 The show, we're going out.Manchester, Liverpool, Windsor. 94 00:07:24,716 --> 00:07:27,210 Ah, what a pity, we were doing so well. 95 00:07:27,211 --> 00:07:29,569 No. No, l don't think so. l'm only filling in. 96 00:07:29,612 --> 00:07:31,928 l'm looking forward to it.l've never been on tour before. 97 00:07:31,971 --> 00:07:33,829 Yeah? Well, l used to do films. 98 00:07:33,830 --> 00:07:36,983 This time ofthe year, try and skiveon a location. That's more my game. 99 00:07:37,026 --> 00:07:40,883 l wish l could get some film work.So far l've only done an egg commercial. 100 00:07:40,884 --> 00:07:43,398 A mate of mine does commercials.Plenty of loot. 101 00:07:43,399 --> 00:07:45,210 l know, but it's not like the real thing, is it? 102 00:07:45,253 --> 00:07:47,105 Oh, you're one ofthose dedicated birds, are you? 103 00:07:47,233 --> 00:07:48,458 Mmm. Dedicated to getting on. 104 00:07:48,459 --> 00:07:51,654 How about that then, eh? 3,333. 105 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,845 Sheer skill, that is. 106 00:07:53,889 --> 00:07:55,290 lt's all in the wrist. 107 00:07:55,291 --> 00:07:59,117 Tell me about being on location.l bet you had some great times. 108 00:07:59,161 --> 00:08:01,477 -Been abroad?-Only once with Laura, my friend. 109 00:08:01,519 --> 00:08:03,035 We went to ltaly. 110 00:08:03,077 --> 00:08:06,026 -Have you been there?-l was at Lake Como one time. 111 00:08:06,069 --> 00:08:08,637 lt's a fair spot. All that sun, red vino. 112 00:08:08,765 --> 00:08:10,786 -The signorinas?-Eh? Not me. 113 00:08:10,913 --> 00:08:12,260 How did you cope? 114 00:08:12,304 --> 00:08:17,315 Yeah, they got some form.Try anything, wouldn't they? 115 00:08:17,527 --> 00:08:18,540 What about the fellas? Chat you up? 116 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:22,286 They never stop. Notjust chat... 117 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:26,077 (CONTlNUES CHATTlNG) 118 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:51,482 Come on, love, l'd better see you home. 119 00:08:51,609 --> 00:08:54,136 Oh, no, not if it's miles out ofyour way. 120 00:08:54,849 --> 00:08:58,049 You'd think Uxbridgeis out ofeverybody's way. 121 00:08:58,598 --> 00:09:00,872 What are you doingstuck out there in the wild? 122 00:09:00,915 --> 00:09:03,842 lt's my home. And besides, it's not that far. 123 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:07,443 -Dad has to be near his job.-Well, what is he, a frontier guard? 124 00:09:07,487 --> 00:09:08,960 (LAUGHlNG) 125 00:09:09,604 --> 00:09:12,636 -Where do you live?-Just near Battersea Bridge. 126 00:09:12,764 --> 00:09:14,996 l feel very guilty taking you all this way. 127 00:09:15,123 --> 00:09:17,380 A bit of hardship? Do me good. 128 00:09:47,644 --> 00:09:49,117 What's the matter? 129 00:09:46,737 --> 00:09:48,715 l'm scrutinising you. 130 00:09:49,432 --> 00:09:50,298 Lovely. How so? 131 00:09:50,907 --> 00:09:52,314 l stare at people, you know. 132 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:56,003 Sometimes they get cross,unless it's a boy, they stare back. 133 00:09:56,131 --> 00:09:58,358 l can't help it, l like looking at people. 134 00:09:58,700 --> 00:10:02,238 lmagine what they like, what they do. l'm nosy. 135 00:10:02,913 --> 00:10:04,260 All right. 136 00:10:04,597 --> 00:10:06,282 Tell me about me. 137 00:10:06,029 --> 00:10:09,018 -Now l'm trapped.-No, come on, feel free. 138 00:10:09,863 --> 00:10:11,884 Sometimes you look sad. 139 00:10:11,926 --> 00:10:14,242 -You mean l'm a moody merchant?-No. 140 00:10:14,369 --> 00:10:16,433 But you look as ifthings have happened. 141 00:10:16,476 --> 00:10:19,297 -You've got lines.-Leave off. 142 00:10:19,509 --> 00:10:22,004 -Tell me about your first girl.-You tell me about your first boy. 143 00:10:22,005 --> 00:10:25,532 Oh, him. l used to call him Fred Groper. 144 00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:29,058 -He must have loved that.-Oh, not to his face, just to the girls. 145 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:32,105 -To his face?-Cyril, that was his name. 146 00:10:32,106 --> 00:10:34,673 -Where'd you meet Cyril?-At school. 147 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,285 He sat behind meand used to tickle me with his ruler. 148 00:10:37,328 --> 00:10:38,844 A devil, eh? 149 00:10:39,018 --> 00:10:41,567 Didn't you have girlfriendswhen you were at school? 150 00:10:40,346 --> 00:10:43,926 My first girlfriend was an actress,the leading light in the Cosmo Kids. 151 00:10:44,054 --> 00:10:46,496 -The what?-Kids' concert party. 152 00:10:47,592 --> 00:10:48,981 She used to black up and sing, 153 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:50,818 154 00:10:50,819 --> 00:10:52,562 Yeah, it's true. 155 00:10:52,689 --> 00:10:57,027 One night she got burnt cork all over me shirt.The old man gave me a right good hiding. 156 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:59,862 You took up with actresses at an early age. 157 00:10:59,863 --> 00:11:01,619 Not the ordinary kind. 158 00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,946 Ordinary? What are we, freaks or something? 159 00:11:03,292 --> 00:11:06,366 Well, you are a bit of a freak, aren't you? 160 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:09,694 -l'm a terrible blusher.-Suits you. 161 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:12,727 You're not really a freak,just that your ears stick out. 162 00:11:12,854 --> 00:11:14,707 They don't. Well... 163 00:11:16,506 --> 00:11:17,500 They do a bit. 164 00:11:19,992 --> 00:11:21,676 l've finished scrutinising you. 165 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,039 -Good. Did l pass?-More or less. 166 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:28,346 lf l'd seen you in a train,l'd have deduced that you were... 167 00:11:28,389 --> 00:11:30,031 Let's see now. 168 00:11:30,074 --> 00:11:32,179 That you were an electrician. 169 00:11:32,002 --> 00:11:34,318 -Brilliant, how did you guess?-lt was easy. 170 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:36,256 You've got a pair of plierssticking out ofyour top pocket. 171 00:11:36,383 --> 00:11:40,131 Oh, tumbled! Drat the girl!And me posing as a vicar! 172 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:50,964 -What time's the last train back?-You've had that. 173 00:11:51,006 --> 00:11:53,112 -What, already?-lt's not a 24-hour service, you know. 174 00:11:53,155 --> 00:11:54,628 Oh, dry your eyes. 175 00:11:54,632 --> 00:11:59,180 -How will you get back, then?-Get a cab, thumb a lift. Don't worry. 176 00:12:02,954 --> 00:12:07,432 -Are you sure this is a shortcut?-Yes, l've done it thousands oftimes. 177 00:12:07,475 --> 00:12:09,960 Bit eerie. Thought you were scaredof prowlers and all that. 178 00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:12,986 They're more likely to be scared of me.l'd show them my big ears and my fangs. 179 00:12:13,029 --> 00:12:15,345 (lN EERlE VOlCE) He can't stand the crucifix! 180 00:12:15,388 --> 00:12:17,241 (VAL GlGGLlNG) 181 00:12:18,957 --> 00:12:21,568 -You're not scared, are you?-No, no. Just thinking about you. 182 00:12:21,612 --> 00:12:24,306 Oh, don't. You know,one night l was walking across here 183 00:12:24,434 --> 00:12:26,792 and there was a man sitting over thereon the swings, 184 00:12:26,835 --> 00:12:29,897 not doing anything, just sitting there,and l knew he was watching me. 185 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:33,903 So l started to sing. You know what l mean,to give myself a bit ofcompany. 186 00:12:34,249 --> 00:12:37,281 And there l was, walking along,rigid and humming away. 187 00:12:37,409 --> 00:12:38,461 (HUMMlNG) 188 00:12:38,504 --> 00:12:41,957 And suddenly this voice came out,"No singing in the park!" 189 00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:44,527 And my heart was going bang bang bang,and l started to run! 190 00:12:46,845 --> 00:12:48,739 Oh, God! 191 00:12:56,143 --> 00:12:58,176 Run for your life! 192 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,703 And it got me! 193 00:13:01,883 --> 00:13:03,526 (COUGHlNG) 194 00:13:04,706 --> 00:13:06,559 (VAL GlGGLlNG) 195 00:13:05,281 --> 00:13:08,018 -l can't breathe.-You can make it, it's only a flesh wound. 196 00:13:08,060 --> 00:13:09,829 Loosen me collar. 197 00:13:09,854 --> 00:13:10,889 l need air, love. 198 00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:14,294 -Oh, stop messing about.-l'm not. 199 00:13:14,596 --> 00:13:16,617 l should have told you. 200 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:18,259 Weak heart. 201 00:13:18,555 --> 00:13:19,872 Look, baby. 202 00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:22,262 (MOANlNG) 203 00:13:21,987 --> 00:13:23,418 Oh, no, don't. 204 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:24,420 Are you all right? 205 00:13:25,475 --> 00:13:26,653 Kiss. 206 00:13:27,497 --> 00:13:29,012 (lN RASPY VOlCE) Kiss of life. 207 00:13:32,173 --> 00:13:33,393 Rose... 208 00:13:33,941 --> 00:13:35,246 Rosebud. 209 00:13:35,542 --> 00:13:37,227 Again. Say it again. 210 00:13:37,269 --> 00:13:38,617 Rosebud. 211 00:13:38,744 --> 00:13:39,965 What? 212 00:13:40,323 --> 00:13:42,175 -Orson Welles.-What? 213 00:13:42,557 --> 00:13:44,829 You mean you never saw Citizen Kane? 214 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:48,091 The Classic, Baker Street,they're always playing it. 215 00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:57,288 -What are you doing?-Huh? 216 00:15:57,456 --> 00:16:00,404 -Oh, a bit too much to drink.-Oh. 217 00:16:00,995 --> 00:16:03,438 Well, you'd better take something. 218 00:16:04,154 --> 00:16:06,386 -Where have you been?-l met some ofthe lads. 219 00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:09,040 Hadn't seen them for ages.Ended up in Hampstead. 220 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:10,219 Oh. 221 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,206 -The kids all right?-Oh, yeah. 222 00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:16,324 l wish Mum wouldn'tgive them so many sweets. 223 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:17,925 Well, tell her. 224 00:16:18,052 --> 00:16:20,621 Well, you know what she's like. 225 00:16:21,128 --> 00:16:22,390 Yeah. 226 00:16:24,016 --> 00:16:24,673 Get home all right? 227 00:16:24,674 --> 00:16:28,901 That director gave me a lift. Right to the door. 228 00:16:29,618 --> 00:16:31,639 l think he fancied you. 229 00:16:31,851 --> 00:16:33,451 Got a funny way ofshowing it. 230 00:16:33,536 --> 00:16:35,388 Couldn't wait to get away. 231 00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:38,549 l think his old lady gives him a hard time. 232 00:16:39,181 --> 00:16:41,076 Do you want anything?Cup oftea or something? 233 00:16:41,119 --> 00:16:43,224 No, love. Go back to bed. 234 00:16:43,646 --> 00:16:46,637 -Sure you don't want anything?-No, love. 235 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:47,934 l do. 236 00:16:48,982 --> 00:16:50,624 You're kidding. 237 00:16:50,709 --> 00:16:51,845 Why? 238 00:16:52,562 --> 00:16:53,794 Come off it, mate. 239 00:16:54,079 --> 00:16:56,774 You've just done two days' work in oneand you're after me body. 240 00:16:56,901 --> 00:16:58,122 What? 241 00:16:59,092 --> 00:17:00,919 Go back to bed, love.lt's nice when you're asleep. 242 00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,139 l mightjust do that 243 00:17:03,266 --> 00:17:06,298 next time that little light glints in your eye. 244 00:17:06,342 --> 00:17:09,879 Mightjust turn right overand go straight to sleep. 245 00:17:10,301 --> 00:17:11,563 How's that grab you? 246 00:17:11,692 --> 00:17:14,007 l'll grab you in a minute. 247 00:17:14,092 --> 00:17:16,979 Promises, promises. That's all l ever get. 248 00:17:21,270 --> 00:17:23,460 Oh, my, that feels good. 249 00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:25,735 What do you mean? 250 00:17:26,030 --> 00:17:27,841 l'm not there yet. 251 00:17:28,558 --> 00:17:30,030 (MOANS) No. 252 00:17:30,243 --> 00:17:33,275 Oh, so you can't get to sleep either, then? 253 00:17:37,146 --> 00:17:38,998 Oh, you're freezing. 254 00:17:45,676 --> 00:17:48,960 -l think you're putting on weight.-Rubbish. 255 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:51,657 Too much drinking with the boys. 256 00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:56,206 Don't know what to do with the girls any more. 257 00:17:57,589 --> 00:17:59,442 Give me time, lady. 258 00:18:19,237 --> 00:18:22,142 You forgot to turn the bathroom light out. 259 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,206 Oh. 260 00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:19,390 (VAL LAUGHlNG) 261 00:20:30,143 --> 00:20:32,122 As much as l love you, 262 00:20:30,598 --> 00:20:34,051 ifyou don't move soon,you're gonna crush my ribs. 263 00:20:57,061 --> 00:21:00,346 Dad. Dad, can l get into your bed? 264 00:21:02,749 --> 00:21:04,601 -Hey, come on, none ofthat.-Dad. 265 00:21:04,268 --> 00:21:06,964 -We gotta get you ready for school.-Just a few minutes, Mum. 266 00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,322 No, no. No minutes. 267 00:21:09,577 --> 00:21:11,429 Gotta get you ready. 268 00:21:11,768 --> 00:21:12,819 (EXCLAlMS) 269 00:21:13,115 --> 00:21:14,210 Tea's there, love. 270 00:21:14,337 --> 00:21:15,811 LEN: (MOANlNG) Uh.JOY: Uh. 271 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,682 How long you going to be?l gotta put this washing in the machine. 272 00:21:21,809 --> 00:21:24,210 You can't rush these jobs, lady. 273 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,832 Here. Your husband been messing aboutwith this lot? 274 00:21:27,917 --> 00:21:32,255 Him? Lazy devil. Getting roundto the betting shop's more in his line. 275 00:21:32,299 --> 00:21:35,457 One ofthem, is he? l know the type. 276 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,793 -Keeps you on your own all day, does he?-Yes. 277 00:21:38,196 --> 00:21:41,481 -Bringing up the kids, no money.-That's right. 278 00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:46,367 -l bet you got a part-time job as well.-Yes, l have. 279 00:21:46,453 --> 00:21:49,400 Well, ain't it a bleeding shame, eh? 280 00:21:50,623 --> 00:21:53,023 You're very lively this morning. 281 00:21:53,699 --> 00:21:54,930 Oh, yeah. 282 00:21:57,194 --> 00:21:59,048 (DOORBELL BUZZlNG) 283 00:22:06,562 --> 00:22:08,246 Len, here's your dad. 284 00:22:08,331 --> 00:22:10,857 Hello, Len. Oh, she's got it at it, has she? 285 00:22:10,943 --> 00:22:13,006 Hello, young 'un. 286 00:22:14,228 --> 00:22:16,081 Shooting up, isn't he? 287 00:22:15,954 --> 00:22:18,860 Smile for your grandpa.Say granddad. Come on. 288 00:22:18,987 --> 00:22:22,147 -ls he speaking yet?-Oh, just the odd word. 289 00:22:23,159 --> 00:22:26,022 -Want a cup ofcoffee, Dad?-Oh, no, no. Don't trouble about me. 290 00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:27,796 -He'll have a cup.-Okay. 291 00:22:28,049 --> 00:22:30,660 -Come on, Dad.-l'll take him. 292 00:22:32,388 --> 00:22:33,608 JOY: (TO BABY) Yes. 293 00:22:33,694 --> 00:22:34,745 (BABY CHATTERlNG) 294 00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:36,051 l know. 295 00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:40,433 Well, l was just down this wayand l thought l'd drop in, you know. 296 00:22:40,771 --> 00:22:42,160 -Sit down.-Oh, ta. 297 00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:47,891 How's your luck? 298 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,365 Had any winners lately? 299 00:22:49,409 --> 00:22:51,952 Oh, uh, ticking over. So-so. 300 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:57,579 -What are you doing?-Getting by, this and that. You know. 301 00:22:59,181 --> 00:23:01,456 You don't look very flush. 302 00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:03,071 l suppose you've done the moneyfrom the house. 303 00:23:03,072 --> 00:23:07,211 Well, you can't say that, son.l mean, it was a little house. 304 00:23:07,297 --> 00:23:09,023 By the time l paid for the funeraland the lawyers... 305 00:23:09,065 --> 00:23:12,898 You didn't pay for the sodding funeral.They couldn't find you. 306 00:23:12,942 --> 00:23:15,112 They should have tried Epsomor Royal bloody Ascot. 307 00:23:15,113 --> 00:23:17,069 Well, l paid the down payment. 308 00:23:17,153 --> 00:23:19,849 l mean, it couldn't have comeat a worse time. l owed all round. 309 00:23:19,934 --> 00:23:23,177 Now you're here on the borrow, is that it, eh? 310 00:23:24,699 --> 00:23:26,392 You do take two, don't you, Dad? 311 00:23:26,393 --> 00:23:27,858 -Ta.-lAN: Mommy! 312 00:23:27,943 --> 00:23:29,627 -Where's Jen?-She's at school. 313 00:23:29,754 --> 00:23:32,112 What, already?She'll be going out with boys next. 314 00:23:31,933 --> 00:23:33,617 Well, you can't stop 'em growing up. 315 00:23:33,744 --> 00:23:35,596 Yeah, it's true. 316 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,779 Look, son, l'm having it a bit rough. 317 00:23:40,863 --> 00:23:43,348 -Could you lend me 50?-Lend? 318 00:23:44,191 --> 00:23:45,370 That's very funny, that is. 319 00:23:45,412 --> 00:23:49,793 -Well, if l could get some capital...-Dad, l'm not gonna stake. 320 00:23:49,129 --> 00:23:50,391 You've only got yourselfto keep. 321 00:23:50,477 --> 00:23:53,046 Yeah, but you know l don't get no dole.You know l never went in for it. 322 00:23:53,088 --> 00:23:54,114 l mean, l'm in trouble, lad. 323 00:23:54,115 --> 00:23:56,964 l've got a wife and two kids. 324 00:23:57,048 --> 00:23:59,153 But you're both earning. 325 00:23:58,626 --> 00:24:02,526 But if Joy does bring in a few bob,she can put it to good use. 326 00:24:11,179 --> 00:24:13,959 You do all right. Goodbye, then. 327 00:24:14,664 --> 00:24:16,738 (DOOR CLOSlNG) 328 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,120 (MUTTERlNG) 329 00:24:41,299 --> 00:24:42,925 How much did you give him? 330 00:24:42,926 --> 00:24:44,373 Fiver. 331 00:24:45,048 --> 00:24:47,406 Well, he looked so frail. 332 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,021 Yeah. 333 00:24:48,864 --> 00:24:51,205 Yeah, he couldn't even go and see hertoward the end. 334 00:24:51,206 --> 00:24:54,803 Len, he couldn't face seeing her in pain. 335 00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,390 He was there when she died. 336 00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:59,463 -She forgave him.-That's right. She forgave him. 337 00:24:59,864 --> 00:25:02,038 l had to go raking round the boozersto find him. 338 00:25:02,039 --> 00:25:04,623 Bloody dragged him there. 339 00:25:35,502 --> 00:25:38,787 (WOMAN ON PA GlVlNG RAClNG ODDS) 340 00:26:09,936 --> 00:26:11,326 (WHlSTLlNG) 341 00:26:11,601 --> 00:26:13,242 lnvest in good works, you make a profit. 342 00:26:13,328 --> 00:26:14,548 (HUMMlNG) 343 00:26:14,634 --> 00:26:16,991 So that's where you've been. 344 00:26:19,099 --> 00:26:20,868 (APPLAUSE) 345 00:26:38,561 --> 00:26:39,735 (MUSlC PLAYlNG) 346 00:26:38,561 --> 00:26:40,288 -Hello.-Oh, hello. 347 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:43,136 Hey, do you fancy a return match?All in the wrist? 348 00:26:48,026 --> 00:26:50,132 l can't. l can't stop tonight. 349 00:26:51,442 --> 00:26:52,325 -Got something on?-No. 350 00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:50,064 -l promised Laura l'd go with her to...-Bring her along. 351 00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:51,837 l can't. Not tonight. 352 00:26:51,317 --> 00:26:52,833 You coming, Val? 353 00:26:52,865 --> 00:26:54,633 Yes, in a minute. 354 00:26:55,376 --> 00:26:58,365 How about tomorrow night? There's a party. 355 00:26:58,318 --> 00:27:00,845 A couple of boys in the chorus are giving it.Do you wanna come? 356 00:27:01,696 --> 00:27:03,759 -Sure, yeah.-Oh, good. 357 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,101 -Well, bye.-Bye. 358 00:27:54,262 --> 00:27:56,156 (CHATTERlNG ON TV) 359 00:28:00,382 --> 00:28:04,046 MAN: (ON TV) As far as the eye can see.It's aII mine! 360 00:28:02,974 --> 00:28:04,363 You're early. 361 00:28:04,448 --> 00:28:06,312 Well, l can't do it on you every night, can l? 362 00:28:06,313 --> 00:28:08,828 MAN: ...hard, grinding work. 363 00:28:08,913 --> 00:28:11,187 What the hell are you watchingthis rubbish for? 364 00:28:11,272 --> 00:28:13,462 Sports report's on the other side. 365 00:28:13,884 --> 00:28:17,464 ANNOUNCER: ...it's a corner to Chelsea.HoIIins to Cook... 366 00:28:17,717 --> 00:28:20,497 ANNOUNCER: To Osgood.Across the goaImouth... it's a goaI! 367 00:28:20,582 --> 00:28:21,676 (EXCLAlMlNG) 368 00:28:21,761 --> 00:28:23,400 ANNOUNCER 1 : It's greatgoaI!It's a goaI to CheIsea! 369 00:28:23,401 --> 00:28:25,466 ANNOUNCER 2:But CheIsea had Ieft ittoo Iate. 370 00:28:25,077 --> 00:28:26,720 Though they piIed on the pressure... 371 00:28:26,806 --> 00:28:30,300 Would you believe it, eh?Getting done by a load ofslags. 372 00:28:30,269 --> 00:28:33,175 -Do you think l could go on watching it now?-Huh? 373 00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,418 Oh, yeah, sorry, love. You were watching it. 374 00:28:34,941 --> 00:28:38,478 ANNOUNCER: LiverpooI, with a win today,goes to the top... 375 00:28:38,564 --> 00:28:41,006 Well, that's me for one day. 376 00:28:40,713 --> 00:28:43,409 -l'll leave it to you, love.-Right. 377 00:28:43,543 --> 00:28:44,721 -Oh, Len?-Mmm? 378 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:48,745 Ted phoned. You're gonna be workingon Thursday and Friday. 379 00:28:48,057 --> 00:28:49,525 But l'm doing this theatre bit. He knows that. 380 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:52,504 Yeah, but you'll be through by 6:00. 381 00:28:51,908 --> 00:28:55,403 lt's all right. lt's all on the pad by the phone. 382 00:29:10,106 --> 00:29:11,555 What time is it? 383 00:29:11,556 --> 00:29:13,728 Just after 12:00. 384 00:29:13,941 --> 00:29:15,396 Did l wake you? 385 00:29:16,615 --> 00:29:18,636 Not to worry. 386 00:29:18,849 --> 00:29:20,113 Len? 387 00:29:21,772 --> 00:29:24,130 -What?-Thanks for the tenner. 388 00:29:25,647 --> 00:29:27,331 lt's only money. 389 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,557 -Hey!-Oh, hello. 390 00:29:49,544 --> 00:29:51,312 l didn't see you. 391 00:29:52,389 --> 00:29:54,957 -What's that you're wearing?-This? 392 00:29:54,848 --> 00:29:56,490 lt's a school outfit. 393 00:29:56,759 --> 00:29:59,624 Matinees we come straight from class. 394 00:30:00,329 --> 00:30:02,771 There's four of us from there. 395 00:30:12,385 --> 00:30:13,831 -How old are you?-16. 396 00:30:15,410 --> 00:30:17,978 Well, almost. 15 and 1 1 months. 397 00:30:17,704 --> 00:30:19,389 -15 and 1 1 ...-l'm sorry. 398 00:30:19,707 --> 00:30:22,065 -l should've told you, l know...-Not much, you should have told me! 399 00:30:21,779 --> 00:30:23,336 l'm sorry. 400 00:30:23,466 --> 00:30:26,450 l'm sorry. Really, l am. l was going to tell you. 401 00:30:27,999 --> 00:30:29,366 l'm sorry. 402 00:30:31,401 --> 00:30:33,927 Don't get upset. lt's my fault. 403 00:30:33,908 --> 00:30:36,350 Don't you want to see me again? 404 00:30:37,046 --> 00:30:39,152 lt's not that l don't want to, love. l can't. 405 00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:40,827 Come to the party. 406 00:30:41,618 --> 00:30:44,228 -You don't understand, love.-Please. 407 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:46,723 You're not going like that, are you? 408 00:30:47,420 --> 00:30:51,716 No, l've got my dress with me.l can get it on in the wardrobe. 409 00:30:52,187 --> 00:30:55,219 You've got it all sorted out, haven't you? 410 00:30:59,637 --> 00:31:00,774 (LOUD MUSlC PLAYlNG) 411 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:02,074 -Oh, hello, darling.-Hello, how are you? 412 00:31:03,684 --> 00:31:06,126 Nice to see you. They're all in there. Hello. 413 00:31:06,523 --> 00:31:07,989 HOST: Oh, bless you now. That's sweet. 414 00:31:09,276 --> 00:31:10,497 WOMAN: Hello. 415 00:31:10,582 --> 00:31:12,688 (CHATTERlNG) 416 00:31:14,308 --> 00:31:15,529 -LEN: What did you say?-Nothing. 417 00:31:15,867 --> 00:31:17,551 LEN: Come on, no secret stuff. 418 00:31:22,459 --> 00:31:24,943 Ah, none ofthat. None for you. 419 00:31:28,365 --> 00:31:30,012 You know the other nightwhen you thought l'd been stood up? 420 00:31:30,995 --> 00:31:33,016 -Yes.-l wasn't really. 421 00:31:33,179 --> 00:31:36,169 That was Mrs Bird, our chaperone.She'd gone on with the others. 422 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:38,460 Well, how'd you manage to dodge herifshe's your chaperone? 423 00:31:38,666 --> 00:31:41,145 l said l'm going with Laura. She's 18. 424 00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,974 Do you know, l'm old enough to be your dad. 425 00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,742 No, you're not. You'd have had to gotmarried in the infants' class. 426 00:31:48,863 --> 00:31:50,421 l am married. 427 00:31:51,866 --> 00:31:53,170 l know. 428 00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,805 How did you know? 429 00:31:55,931 --> 00:31:56,693 Laura told me. 430 00:31:57,317 --> 00:31:59,755 This afternoon. 431 00:31:59,592 --> 00:32:01,403 Well, how the hell did she know? 432 00:32:01,275 --> 00:32:03,548 She asked one ofthe men. 433 00:32:04,167 --> 00:32:07,143 Your Laura's a very busy little lady. 434 00:32:08,018 --> 00:32:09,745 She likes you. 435 00:32:10,187 --> 00:32:11,130 Good. 436 00:32:12,428 --> 00:32:15,544 Do you want some nosh? There's loads of it. 437 00:32:15,884 --> 00:32:17,610 VAL: Terry can do marvellous dishes. 438 00:32:18,369 --> 00:32:20,305 -They're enormous.-l want something to eat. 439 00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:21,479 -Soak it up.-Yeah, l'll join you. Hey! 440 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,097 Those look nice. 441 00:32:26,372 --> 00:32:28,098 ls she pretty? 442 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:29,811 She's very pretty. 443 00:32:30,167 --> 00:32:31,683 She'd have to be, somehow. 444 00:32:31,854 --> 00:32:33,959 l could be married to some terrible dragon. 445 00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:35,198 l wish you were. 446 00:32:35,781 --> 00:32:36,834 That's not very nice. 447 00:32:37,297 --> 00:32:40,276 Here, the party's dying on its feet. Come on. 448 00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:45,180 A bit ofthe hard stuff, is it? 449 00:32:45,595 --> 00:32:48,500 Why not? That's what parties are for. 450 00:32:48,738 --> 00:32:50,506 As long as you can hold your liquor. 451 00:32:50,772 --> 00:32:52,161 l'm of age, you know. 452 00:32:52,510 --> 00:32:55,163 Not like someone l could mention. 453 00:32:56,139 --> 00:32:58,574 Tell me what to do. 454 00:33:00,878 --> 00:33:01,929 About what? 455 00:33:03,538 --> 00:33:06,064 l think about you all the time. 456 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,593 Last night l cried myselfto sleep. 457 00:33:08,677 --> 00:33:10,825 l wanted to be with you. 458 00:33:11,668 --> 00:33:14,574 -You played a lousy trick on me.-No, l didn't. 459 00:33:13,975 --> 00:33:18,186 But what about the girl on the trainwho scrutinises people, hmm? 460 00:33:16,093 --> 00:33:19,294 You didn't do it too well that time, did you? 461 00:33:19,701 --> 00:33:21,932 l think l knew all along. 462 00:33:21,916 --> 00:33:24,380 But l didn't want to know. 463 00:33:24,404 --> 00:33:26,756 Funny, l've always thoughtit would be someone like you. 464 00:33:27,208 --> 00:33:29,151 Someone l could love. 465 00:33:30,766 --> 00:33:32,745 Let's go somewhere. 466 00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:35,351 l love you. 467 00:33:35,785 --> 00:33:37,722 You just think you do. 468 00:33:38,956 --> 00:33:42,367 -Can't we go on for a little while? Just to...-Oh. 469 00:33:40,577 --> 00:33:42,218 You think you might get tired of me? 470 00:33:44,345 --> 00:33:45,986 No, l don't. 471 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:49,874 Another week, you'll be offon the grand tour. 472 00:33:50,066 --> 00:33:52,845 You'll soon forget you ever knew me. 473 00:34:31,223 --> 00:34:33,539 (PREPARlNG KETTLE) 474 00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,930 (LlGHTlNG STOVE) 475 00:34:56,558 --> 00:34:58,790 Are we going to the park, Dad? 476 00:34:58,773 --> 00:35:00,373 lt's a bit early. They won't be open yet. 477 00:35:00,434 --> 00:35:02,118 -Yes, they will.-No, they won't. 478 00:35:01,747 --> 00:35:05,032 But we'll go later. Go and put your slippers on. 479 00:35:07,213 --> 00:35:08,434 Hey! 480 00:35:11,204 --> 00:35:12,635 Do you want to go to the seaside? 481 00:35:15,499 --> 00:35:16,804 Come on. 482 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,628 Come on! 483 00:35:21,272 --> 00:35:23,966 Right, stand by your beds. 484 00:35:24,153 --> 00:35:25,795 Why? What happened? 485 00:35:26,096 --> 00:35:27,991 Big plans afoot. 486 00:35:27,944 --> 00:35:31,102 Well, ifyou're so full of buzz,you can give the kids their breakfast. 487 00:35:30,077 --> 00:35:30,564 That's all in hand, love. 488 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,940 Come on, love.We should be on the road by 9:00. 489 00:35:35,941 --> 00:35:37,889 JOY: What are we doing? 490 00:35:37,975 --> 00:35:41,091 l nipped out and hired a Mini.We're going to the seaside. 491 00:35:41,177 --> 00:35:45,051 -You said we'd go to Mum's.-Oh, we can do that anytime. 492 00:36:19,884 --> 00:36:21,400 LEN: Hey! 493 00:36:37,539 --> 00:36:39,981 Put your shoe on, Jen. Come on. 494 00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:43,392 There. 495 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,800 They've asked me to do the tour. 496 00:36:52,197 --> 00:36:54,934 Well, you can give that a miss, can't you? 497 00:36:55,228 --> 00:36:58,387 Well, l don't know, love.Things are a bit quietjust now. 498 00:36:57,671 --> 00:36:59,987 -How long is it?-Three weeks. 499 00:37:00,147 --> 00:37:01,914 Manchester, Liverpool, Windsor. 500 00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:04,300 Well, two, really.Windsor's only down the road. 501 00:37:04,026 --> 00:37:05,500 l'd be home every night. 502 00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:08,710 Well, ifthere's nothing else. 503 00:37:08,506 --> 00:37:11,243 -Will you be all right?-Yeah, course. 504 00:37:15,031 --> 00:37:17,642 You know, l might give that director a call. 505 00:37:17,672 --> 00:37:20,163 He said he was makinga couple ofcommercials in Majorca. 506 00:37:20,049 --> 00:37:21,010 So he did give you the old voodoo, then. 507 00:37:22,084 --> 00:37:23,684 Oh, come on. 508 00:37:23,979 --> 00:37:26,928 -What about the kids?-Well, Mum'll have 'em. 509 00:37:26,193 --> 00:37:29,520 She's only too ready to get her hands on 'em. 510 00:37:29,991 --> 00:37:31,506 Up, Jen. 511 00:37:38,712 --> 00:37:40,902 -Hope it's not too late.-What, love? 512 00:37:40,770 --> 00:37:41,865 Thatjob in Majorca. 513 00:37:42,229 --> 00:37:44,271 -l just didn't push it.-You're barmy! 514 00:37:44,499 --> 00:37:46,015 Chance to get your knees brown. 515 00:37:46,203 --> 00:37:47,592 Just the job this time ofyear. 516 00:37:47,597 --> 00:37:49,996 LEN: Jenny, come here! Come here. 517 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:58,342 518 00:37:58,669 --> 00:38:00,395 519 00:38:00,036 --> 00:38:02,521 520 00:38:02,472 --> 00:38:04,114 521 00:38:03,729 --> 00:38:06,236 522 00:38:07,420 --> 00:38:10,367 523 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:13,229 524 00:38:13,242 --> 00:38:16,357 525 00:38:16,423 --> 00:38:19,063 526 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:20,584 You! You, girl! 527 00:38:21,111 --> 00:38:25,618 -And you. And you.-You're sacked! You hear me? Sacked! 528 00:38:25,550 --> 00:38:27,781 -Time for a drink afterwards?-Buy you a coffee. 529 00:38:28,197 --> 00:38:30,807 You're deserting me,l may as well take to drink. 530 00:38:30,919 --> 00:38:33,403 Hey, l'm coming with you. 531 00:38:33,383 --> 00:38:34,688 WOMEN: 532 00:38:35,016 --> 00:38:36,784 WOMAN 1 : 533 00:38:37,051 --> 00:38:38,360 534 00:38:38,673 --> 00:38:41,107 535 00:38:40,113 --> 00:38:45,125 536 00:38:55,386 --> 00:39:00,769 lt's not fair. Me offto the sunshine,and you offto rainy old Manchester. 537 00:38:59,952 --> 00:39:02,857 -Have to take it as it comes, love.-Yeah. 538 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:05,711 Here, this'll do. 539 00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,050 No, love, they'll have a special compartmentfor you. Come on. 540 00:39:09,270 --> 00:39:10,351 Will you be able to remember your lines, love? 541 00:39:11,912 --> 00:39:15,086 -"Delicious, hot or cold."-"Easy!" 542 00:39:13,547 --> 00:39:14,600 "Mmm, Choco Milk." 543 00:39:15,725 --> 00:39:17,282 -"And drink!"-"And drink!" 544 00:39:17,777 --> 00:39:19,166 Oh, look, this is your lot. 545 00:39:18,859 --> 00:39:20,038 Oh, hello, heart. 546 00:39:20,234 --> 00:39:23,014 Come on, angel,before that old poof blows his whistle. 547 00:39:21,688 --> 00:39:24,004 -She had to phone her mother, dear.-LEN: They're in the show. 548 00:39:24,324 --> 00:39:27,061 Well, be careful. l don't want youcoming home with lace on your trousers. 549 00:39:26,473 --> 00:39:27,735 LEN: Watch out for that director. 550 00:39:27,820 --> 00:39:29,800 JOY: Don't worry.He's bringing his wife with him. 551 00:39:29,884 --> 00:39:32,748 l've heard that one before. Bye, love 552 00:39:33,676 --> 00:39:34,938 Bye. 553 00:40:04,586 --> 00:40:06,102 LEN: Val. 554 00:40:06,032 --> 00:40:08,774 l thought it was the wrong place.l thought you wouldn't wait. 555 00:40:09,049 --> 00:40:11,613 Alone in Manchester.What are we going to do? 556 00:40:11,005 --> 00:40:12,310 Are you a stranger in these parts? 557 00:40:12,708 --> 00:40:15,655 l am that. From t' country.Yon side ofWakefield. 558 00:40:16,505 --> 00:40:18,990 Well, tha' best take care.Tha' might find tha' sen in bad company. 559 00:40:18,011 --> 00:40:20,327 -What shall l do?-Best stick with me, lass. 560 00:40:21,341 --> 00:40:23,240 -LEN: How are the dates?-Nice. Very nice. 561 00:40:23,531 --> 00:40:25,589 -The rest are yours.-Mmm-mmm. 562 00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,886 lt's me lot. lt's down to you, love. 563 00:40:27,298 --> 00:40:29,235 What are your digs like? 564 00:40:29,979 --> 00:40:32,547 Oh, they're all right.The landlady's a bit of an old busybody, 565 00:40:32,683 --> 00:40:35,378 but, um, you know, the usual grotty rules. 566 00:40:34,839 --> 00:40:37,029 Ours is marvellous. Thank you. 567 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:41,085 Very regal, she is. She gave usan enormous tea. Ginger cake, Bakewell tart, 568 00:40:41,277 --> 00:40:44,199 -ham and pickle...-ls that why you're offyour grub? 569 00:40:43,264 --> 00:40:46,001 -Do you think l'm a bit of a pig?-No. 570 00:40:45,785 --> 00:40:47,932 Laura and l are sharinga great big feather bed. 571 00:40:47,855 --> 00:40:49,581 -You could get lost in it.-Really? 572 00:40:49,667 --> 00:40:51,351 (VAL GlGGLES) 573 00:41:07,937 --> 00:41:10,336 Oh, let's go in.You said yourself l'd pass for 20. 574 00:41:10,578 --> 00:41:13,062 -No.-But l know you want a drink. 575 00:41:15,698 --> 00:41:16,961 No. 576 00:41:15,555 --> 00:41:19,219 End ofthe line.The dreaded Mrs Bird might be about. 577 00:41:20,733 --> 00:41:23,422 l don't want to go in yet. 578 00:41:23,034 --> 00:41:25,055 lt's time you were in bed. 579 00:41:25,234 --> 00:41:27,466 -Stop treating me like a kid.-Now, don't get stroppy 580 00:41:26,758 --> 00:41:30,042 -or l'll tan you backside.-What if l liked it? 581 00:41:30,928 --> 00:41:32,317 l think you're a bit of a raver on the quiet. 582 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,221 No, l'm not. Don't make me go in yet. 583 00:41:32,975 --> 00:41:34,786 584 00:42:08,979 --> 00:42:10,832 585 00:42:11,647 --> 00:42:13,625 586 00:42:14,130 --> 00:42:16,853 587 00:42:18,173 --> 00:42:20,194 588 00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:22,614 589 00:42:22,632 --> 00:42:23,879 590 00:42:24,594 --> 00:42:26,691 591 00:42:26,565 --> 00:42:29,452 592 00:42:28,810 --> 00:42:32,821 593 00:42:32,078 --> 00:42:35,900 594 00:42:38,555 --> 00:42:42,472 595 00:42:42,547 --> 00:42:44,399 596 00:42:44,841 --> 00:42:46,945 597 00:42:47,540 --> 00:42:49,677 -Cod and chips, please, love.-Right. 598 00:42:49,169 --> 00:42:50,938 -Oh, and two slices.-Right. 599 00:42:50,951 --> 00:42:54,405 What about that little contretemps?At the end ofAct 3 just after the big number. 600 00:42:54,679 --> 00:42:55,773 She does it for the laugh. 601 00:42:56,062 --> 00:42:58,083 She does it every time! 602 00:42:58,025 --> 00:43:01,185 -lt's terrible.-Ah, well, l told her... 603 00:43:01,999 --> 00:43:03,851 -Mmm.-Excuse me. 604 00:43:04,066 --> 00:43:06,635 -LEN: 8-3-double 2.-Wow, is Val in trouble! 605 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:08,026 Mrs Bird said you had to go back to the digs. 606 00:43:08,064 --> 00:43:10,337 Yeah, l know. Look, love,l'm trying to make a call. 607 00:43:11,323 --> 00:43:12,839 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 608 00:43:13,758 --> 00:43:15,147 Hello? 609 00:43:16,094 --> 00:43:17,693 -LEN: HeIIo, Iove.-Oh, you're just in time. 610 00:43:17,537 --> 00:43:19,726 -The car's due any minute.-You all packed? 611 00:43:20,007 --> 00:43:22,197 Yeah, packed enough for a siege. 612 00:43:21,821 --> 00:43:23,464 l knew you fancied that Nigel. 613 00:43:23,715 --> 00:43:26,495 No. l've had to take a load ofstuff. 614 00:43:26,095 --> 00:43:28,000 They don't tell you anything.lt could be indoors, outdoors, anything. 615 00:43:28,633 --> 00:43:29,811 How are the kids? 616 00:43:32,103 --> 00:43:34,503 Fine. Theythink it's a hoIiday. 617 00:43:35,102 --> 00:43:36,281 No tears? 618 00:43:37,002 --> 00:43:39,149 No. Bar ofchocolate and they're anybody's. 619 00:43:39,447 --> 00:43:40,541 (BUZZER SOUNDlNG) 620 00:43:41,756 --> 00:43:44,199 Oh, there's the car, love. l must rush. 621 00:43:43,476 --> 00:43:44,907 Bye, darling. Be good. 622 00:43:44,973 --> 00:43:46,080 Well, have a nice time, love. 623 00:43:47,056 --> 00:43:48,530 Love you. 624 00:43:49,036 --> 00:43:50,763 Yeah, me too. 625 00:43:51,068 --> 00:43:52,826 Bye. 626 00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:56,235 Do you want anything else?Apple pie, cherry surprise? 627 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:57,583 No. 628 00:44:21,932 --> 00:44:23,455 (BOTH LAUGHlNG) 629 00:45:01,809 --> 00:45:02,848 (STRONG RAlNFALL) 630 00:45:02,849 --> 00:45:03,884 Eh! 631 00:45:00,184 --> 00:45:01,783 Go on. Go on. 632 00:45:04,061 --> 00:45:08,610 l'd like to get hold ofthat weatherman and tellhim what to do with his long, sunny intervals. 633 00:45:08,297 --> 00:45:10,444 Argh! Locked up! 634 00:45:12,886 --> 00:45:15,370 A fine mess you've got us intothis time, Leonard. 635 00:45:14,658 --> 00:45:17,522 There you are, pull yourself up. Ooh. 636 00:45:17,607 --> 00:45:19,712 (SHlVERlNG) 637 00:45:42,931 --> 00:45:44,657 JACK: See you, Len 638 00:45:45,253 --> 00:45:46,979 -Ta-ra, Jack, see you.-See you. 639 00:45:51,394 --> 00:45:53,289 Easy with that, now, lad, it's falling to bits. 640 00:45:53,677 --> 00:45:58,015 -Telegram for one ofyour lot, Lowin or Lewin.-Oh, he's just gone. 641 00:45:56,711 --> 00:46:00,671 -Nearly through, then?-Yeah, be about another half hour. 642 00:46:00,878 --> 00:46:03,615 Oh, it's nothing serious.Be a nice surprise. 643 00:46:04,839 --> 00:46:07,865 (MAN ANNOUNClNG TRAlNS) 644 00:46:09,580 --> 00:46:11,517 -Hello.-l thought you were going to miss it. 645 00:46:11,286 --> 00:46:13,307 l like to cut things fine. 646 00:46:13,503 --> 00:46:14,554 Adds a bit ofspice. 647 00:46:14,843 --> 00:46:16,787 We made it.Sneaked away and nobody knows. 648 00:46:16,517 --> 00:46:19,254 -Nobody?-No, l did not tell Laura. 649 00:46:18,921 --> 00:46:20,268 l don't tell her everything, you know. 650 00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:24,225 -What did you say to Mrs Bird?-Said l was homesick. 651 00:46:24,043 --> 00:46:25,137 What ifshe phoned my mother? 652 00:46:25,517 --> 00:46:28,970 -Why should she?-l don't know. What ifshe did? 653 00:46:29,739 --> 00:46:31,423 l'm going to buy you a smashing lighter. 654 00:46:31,706 --> 00:46:33,811 Oh, lovely. How do l explain that away? 655 00:46:33,756 --> 00:46:36,535 Say you bought it out ofyour winnings. 656 00:46:36,510 --> 00:46:38,152 l've got a drawer full ofthe bloody things. 657 00:46:37,924 --> 00:46:40,324 Well, l'll think ofsomething. 658 00:46:40,284 --> 00:46:41,631 What if Laura rings Mum? 659 00:46:42,581 --> 00:46:46,793 Well, why should she?You'll be in Liverpool with her tomorrow night. 660 00:46:46,857 --> 00:46:48,878 Now, look,you're going to pop home for lunch anyway. 661 00:46:49,025 --> 00:46:51,762 Tell them you're fed up with Bakewell tartAnd you fancied a bit ofdecent grub. 662 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,584 l'll meet you at the station tomorrow night. 663 00:46:54,359 --> 00:46:57,180 -Do you think she'll believe it?-Well, why not? 664 00:46:56,801 --> 00:47:00,213 Only child, very spoilt,on the stage, big future. 665 00:46:59,362 --> 00:47:01,088 Do you think l have? 666 00:47:00,753 --> 00:47:03,322 -l think you have a big tokhes.-What's that? 667 00:47:01,958 --> 00:47:03,253 lt's Yiddish for bottom. 668 00:47:04,002 --> 00:47:08,509 -l haven't. Say l haven't!-All right. All right. You haven't. You haven't. 669 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,238 You can still change your mind. 670 00:47:17,698 --> 00:47:19,846 l can put you in a caband we'll meet again tonight. 671 00:47:22,003 --> 00:47:23,562 No harm done. 672 00:47:24,658 --> 00:47:26,510 Tell me what to do. 673 00:47:38,177 --> 00:47:40,408 Just by Battersea Bridge. 674 00:47:56,671 --> 00:47:58,818 Stop by the pub, please. 675 00:48:05,641 --> 00:48:07,156 Thanks, mate. 676 00:48:13,723 --> 00:48:17,222 First floor. On and offthree times. 677 00:49:25,740 --> 00:49:29,025 -What kept you?-The light. You didn't do it for ages. 678 00:49:28,304 --> 00:49:29,650 Rubbish. 679 00:49:30,439 --> 00:49:32,670 l had to dump the cases. 680 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:35,832 There were newspapers on the floor.Do you want to... 681 00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:38,873 Now, come on. 682 00:49:40,246 --> 00:49:42,814 Come in, it's all right, love. 683 00:49:43,233 --> 00:49:44,664 Come on. 684 00:49:55,340 --> 00:49:59,171 You get offto bed.l'll make us a nice hot drink, yeah? 685 00:50:23,448 --> 00:50:25,638 Hey. Hey, that was quick. 686 00:50:25,753 --> 00:50:27,605 Washed behind your ears? 687 00:50:31,193 --> 00:50:32,323 Sure you'll be warm enough? 688 00:50:33,766 --> 00:50:35,450 l shan't sleep. 689 00:50:35,764 --> 00:50:37,279 l daren't! 690 00:50:38,817 --> 00:50:42,313 And ifyou do,l'll sit up and watch you all night. 691 00:50:45,319 --> 00:50:46,835 We'll see. 692 00:51:23,153 --> 00:51:24,416 (SlGHS) 693 00:51:26,950 --> 00:51:27,660 You snore. 694 00:51:29,728 --> 00:51:32,086 That's a lie. l didn't sleep a wink. 695 00:51:32,287 --> 00:51:33,352 You did. 696 00:51:33,934 --> 00:51:37,416 Not a snore exactly, more of a rumble. 697 00:51:37,233 --> 00:51:38,496 Do l? 698 00:51:39,303 --> 00:51:41,703 -No, not a peep.-Oh, good. 699 00:51:41,820 --> 00:51:43,672 l've often wondered. 700 00:51:45,079 --> 00:51:46,258 (CLEARS THROAT) 701 00:51:48,316 --> 00:51:50,926 Permission to turn around? 702 00:51:52,603 --> 00:51:54,919 Okay, l'll turn. 703 00:51:55,648 --> 00:51:57,543 What an old thing you are! 704 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:04,948 -How are you this morning?-All right. 705 00:52:04,756 --> 00:52:06,102 What do you mean, "all right"? 706 00:52:06,512 --> 00:52:08,828 VAL: Just all right. 707 00:52:09,682 --> 00:52:10,903 LEN: Considering. 708 00:52:26,718 --> 00:52:28,402 (VAL GlGGLES) 709 00:52:26,273 --> 00:52:28,773 lt was all so short. 710 00:52:28,259 --> 00:52:30,793 Yes, it's so fast. lt's breathtaking. 711 00:52:29,894 --> 00:52:31,858 No, l mean the whole thing. 712 00:52:31,901 --> 00:52:34,519 l mean the time just flew by.l hardly saw you at all, 713 00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:38,822 -except on the set.-l know. Well, they kept you very busy. 714 00:52:38,782 --> 00:52:41,350 Val? Val? 715 00:52:42,940 --> 00:52:45,804 Val. lt's all right, love. lt's only me. 716 00:52:47,167 --> 00:52:49,356 l must have been dreaming. 717 00:52:50,432 --> 00:52:52,142 ls that better? 718 00:52:52,622 --> 00:52:54,391 Oh, l wanted to do that. 719 00:52:54,410 --> 00:52:56,885 You want to get up in the mornings, then.Here you go. 720 00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,675 (BUZZER SOUNDlNG) 721 00:53:00,509 --> 00:53:01,982 Don't panic, love. 722 00:53:02,337 --> 00:53:07,180 Might be the woman next door,just needing a bottle of milk. You stay there. 723 00:53:11,915 --> 00:53:13,834 Hello, Len. 724 00:53:14,068 --> 00:53:15,331 Dad... 725 00:53:16,303 --> 00:53:18,661 Oh, you are up. l didn't wake you? 726 00:53:18,746 --> 00:53:19,628 No, no, l'm about. 727 00:53:19,629 --> 00:53:23,661 Only, well, l was...l was round here about an hour ago, you see. 728 00:53:22,894 --> 00:53:25,126 -What?-Well, l didn't ring your bell. 729 00:53:25,604 --> 00:53:28,595 l know you like your lay-in on a Sunday,but, well, in our place, 730 00:53:28,510 --> 00:53:29,441 they like you up and about and out, you know. 731 00:53:30,151 --> 00:53:34,068 Well, it's understandable,there's lot's to do, you know. 732 00:53:32,079 --> 00:53:35,138 l've been for a walk on the Embankment.lt's a nice day. 733 00:53:37,339 --> 00:53:38,812 A bit fresh. 734 00:53:42,133 --> 00:53:43,436 Well, what place are you talking about? 735 00:53:46,054 --> 00:53:49,254 l got this, uh, this lodging house. 736 00:53:50,709 --> 00:53:51,769 You mean digs? 737 00:53:52,616 --> 00:53:55,016 Well, it's not digs exactly. 738 00:53:56,611 --> 00:53:58,843 Christ, you mean a doss-house? 739 00:53:58,927 --> 00:54:01,268 Yeah, in a sort ofway, lad.But it's very clean, you know. 740 00:54:01,584 --> 00:54:03,625 l mean, they don't take no roughs. 741 00:54:10,298 --> 00:54:13,584 You see, l was staying with your Uncle Jack, 742 00:54:11,888 --> 00:54:14,161 and well, Becky wanted me out, you know. 743 00:54:14,455 --> 00:54:19,635 l didn't want to cause any trouble.l just can't be doing with that sort ofthing. 744 00:54:15,915 --> 00:54:19,199 Look, l'd ask you in, Dad, but they'reall asleep. lt's the only chance she gets. 745 00:54:19,397 --> 00:54:22,091 Yeah, l know, son.l know l should have come later, 746 00:54:23,812 --> 00:54:25,960 but, well,when you're out on the streets at eight, 747 00:54:26,045 --> 00:54:29,667 well, you don't know what to dowith yourself, do you? 748 00:54:30,047 --> 00:54:32,574 Hang on, Dad. Won't be a tick. 749 00:54:44,842 --> 00:54:49,475 Uh, listen, Dad, l'm sorry about that other time.l didn't know things were so bad. 750 00:54:48,787 --> 00:54:50,428 -Here's a fiver.-Oh, look, no, Len. 751 00:54:53,374 --> 00:54:54,318 No, go on, make it seven, 752 00:54:55,900 --> 00:55:00,429 When l've finished the job,l can let you have a bit more. 753 00:54:57,762 --> 00:54:59,628 lt's...lt's the Sundays, you know. 754 00:55:01,970 --> 00:55:04,568 You don't notice it in the week,but, well, Sundays, it's... 755 00:55:03,484 --> 00:55:05,715 Yeah, yeah, l know, l know. 756 00:55:05,638 --> 00:55:09,314 l'd like to meet you for a drink, Dad,but l've got to go to Liverpool with the show. 757 00:55:07,732 --> 00:55:11,298 But the week after thatwe'll sort something out, right? 758 00:55:11,248 --> 00:55:13,733 So, pop round and we'll sort something out.Okay? 759 00:55:13,224 --> 00:55:18,447 -Yeah, right. Look, l didn't come here for the...-No, l know you didn't. l know. 760 00:55:18,386 --> 00:55:21,123 Right. Well, give my love to Joy and the kids. 761 00:55:20,871 --> 00:55:22,133 Yeah. 762 00:55:22,577 --> 00:55:24,621 -See you then, eh?-Yeah. Look after yourself. 763 00:55:25,596 --> 00:55:27,281 Yeah, and you. 764 00:55:32,744 --> 00:55:35,060 The trouble with those bloodyadvertising people 765 00:55:34,984 --> 00:55:37,005 is that they think they own you body and soul. 766 00:55:38,162 --> 00:55:40,225 -Poor you.-And when you're not working, 767 00:55:40,268 --> 00:55:43,764 they expect you to sit up halfthe nightwithout getting stoned. 768 00:55:41,972 --> 00:55:44,162 -l enjoyed myself.-Did you? 769 00:55:43,627 --> 00:55:45,901 l hope you weren't bored. 770 00:55:47,830 --> 00:55:50,230 l don't know why that fool put youin the other hotel. 771 00:55:49,903 --> 00:55:53,102 Oh, l didn't mind. lt was a nice little place. 772 00:55:56,287 --> 00:55:58,645 -Here you are.-Oh, thanks. 773 00:56:12,352 --> 00:56:13,740 lt's nice. 774 00:56:14,190 --> 00:56:15,999 lt's a nice home. 775 00:56:16,127 --> 00:56:17,853 lt's not too bad. 776 00:56:18,087 --> 00:56:19,330 Rent's a bit steep. What can you do? 777 00:56:22,077 --> 00:56:24,229 -Actually, why don't you come with me?-Well, l was going with Ron. 778 00:56:23,717 --> 00:56:26,745 Oh, it'll take agesand l go right past your place. 779 00:56:26,119 --> 00:56:28,772 Well, if it's not out ofyour way. 780 00:56:56,934 --> 00:57:00,504 Oh, the sheer reliefof it,to put that lot behind me. 781 00:57:00,363 --> 00:57:02,646 Up, up, and away! 782 00:57:02,732 --> 00:57:04,668 You mean it flies? 783 00:57:14,091 --> 00:57:16,240 -You all packed?-Almost. 784 00:57:17,058 --> 00:57:19,754 You'd better get a move on,you might miss your Sunday dinner. 785 00:57:19,671 --> 00:57:22,451 l think you think food'sthe only thing l think about. 786 00:57:22,205 --> 00:57:23,889 Well, isn't it? 787 00:57:27,541 --> 00:57:29,916 -ls Len still away?-Yes. 788 00:57:30,491 --> 00:57:33,886 Back to an empty place. Ooh, that's a bit grim. 789 00:57:33,690 --> 00:57:37,059 Not for long. l'll pick up the kids this afternoon. 790 00:58:02,489 --> 00:58:04,299 -All set?-Mmm-hmm. 791 00:58:04,386 --> 00:58:06,281 Okay. 792 00:58:30,123 --> 00:58:31,640 You know, l don't have to go. 793 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:35,302 They don't know l'm coming.l could just as easily not go home at all. 794 00:58:35,522 --> 00:58:37,543 We said we'd do it this way. 795 00:58:37,744 --> 00:58:39,052 You're fed up with me. 796 00:58:39,784 --> 00:58:42,827 -lfyou are...-Don't be silly, love. 797 00:58:43,223 --> 00:58:44,468 -You pop over to see your folks.-What ifsomebody sees me? 798 00:58:44,796 --> 00:58:46,354 Don't worry. 799 00:58:46,203 --> 00:58:50,204 Once you're on the front,you could have come from 50 other flats. 800 00:58:50,275 --> 00:58:51,722 Just one minute. 801 00:59:00,793 --> 00:59:03,782 Turn left, and a 137 to Knightsbridge. All right? 802 00:59:12,709 --> 00:59:14,689 (CHlLDREN CHATTERlNG) 803 00:59:23,763 --> 00:59:25,363 What a lovely ride. 804 00:59:25,545 --> 00:59:27,734 Oh, you've been a pleasure. 805 00:59:32,771 --> 00:59:34,455 Take this out. 806 00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:39,733 -l really enjoyed it.-Oh, you are kind. 807 00:59:39,826 --> 00:59:40,852 lt's no trouble. 808 00:59:43,410 --> 00:59:45,894 As a matter offact,l'm at a bit of a loose end myself. 809 00:59:45,807 --> 00:59:47,407 Charlotte's down in the country. 810 00:59:47,290 --> 00:59:48,077 -Oh.-Yes, she spends quite a lot 811 00:59:48,680 --> 00:59:50,069 of her time down there. 812 00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:52,218 -We sort of lead separate lives.-Do you? 813 00:59:52,303 --> 00:59:53,481 Yes. 814 00:59:54,327 --> 00:59:56,685 Does that sound a bit like"my wife doesn't understand me"? 815 00:59:55,766 --> 00:59:59,304 -Yes.-lsn't it awful. Sounds so corny. 816 00:59:59,273 --> 01:00:00,956 (LAUGHlNG) Yes. 817 01:00:05,086 --> 01:00:07,949 (JOY AND NlGEL CHATTlNG OUTSlDE) 818 01:00:13,858 --> 01:00:15,121 Joy. 819 01:00:16,253 --> 01:00:19,834 Oh, Len's here.Hello, love, you got the telegram, then? 820 01:00:19,561 --> 01:00:23,815 l thought it'd be too late.We never thought we'd finish this soon. 821 01:00:23,841 --> 01:00:26,494 Oh, you know each other, don't you?Ofcourse you do. 822 01:00:26,030 --> 01:00:27,630 Yes, how are you? 823 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,179 Fine. 824 01:00:29,427 --> 01:00:33,019 No, l didn't get a telegram, love.l got fed up, so l came home for a few hours. 825 01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:34,540 Oh, poor love, was it that bad? 826 01:00:34,129 --> 01:00:36,338 Well, uh, l'll be getting along. 827 01:00:36,489 --> 01:00:38,252 Oh, won't you stay for a cup ofcoffeeor something? 828 01:00:38,168 --> 01:00:39,799 No, thank you, l really ought to get home. 829 01:00:40,068 --> 01:00:43,943 JOY: Well, thanks for everything.l really enjoyed myself. 830 01:00:44,036 --> 01:00:46,941 -l hope it comes out all right.-l expect it will. 831 01:00:46,765 --> 01:00:48,955 -Good bye.-Thanks, Nigel. 832 01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:52,393 (LEN CHUCKLlNG) 833 01:00:52,078 --> 01:00:54,773 -What was all that about, then?-Oh, nothing. 834 01:00:54,569 --> 01:00:56,322 l think he was about to make his little pitch. 835 01:00:56,532 --> 01:01:00,000 Charlotte doesn't understand. 836 01:01:01,251 --> 01:01:02,810 Thanks, love. 837 01:01:02,933 --> 01:01:04,870 Hey, looking great. 838 01:01:05,296 --> 01:01:07,527 l was just doing the washing up, love. 839 01:01:07,494 --> 01:01:10,231 You are very domesticated all of a sudden. 840 01:01:10,047 --> 01:01:11,858 Nothing else to do! 841 01:01:12,583 --> 01:01:18,058 Well, you'd be a bit choked ifyou camehome to a pile ofdirty dishes, wouldn't you? 842 01:01:19,030 --> 01:01:21,809 There is one thing you've forgotten. 843 01:01:23,767 --> 01:01:25,240 What's that? 844 01:01:29,804 --> 01:01:33,214 Don't l get a kiss,coming home loaded with gifts? 845 01:01:35,058 --> 01:01:37,391 There you are, darling. 846 01:01:36,839 --> 01:01:39,450 Gifts, eh? Well, come on, let's have a look. 847 01:01:38,424 --> 01:01:40,065 There was a marvellous man at customs. 848 01:01:40,151 --> 01:01:43,519 -Eh?-He wouldn't listen. l tried to come clean. 849 01:01:45,922 --> 01:01:47,858 -Twenty-five Havana cigars.-Oh... 850 01:01:47,944 --> 01:01:49,880 Some for you and some for me dad. 851 01:01:49,966 --> 01:01:52,029 Four Cricket lighters. 852 01:01:52,746 --> 01:01:54,566 One bottle of Fundador. 853 01:01:54,567 --> 01:01:57,421 One bottle Christian Dior. 854 01:01:57,506 --> 01:02:00,538 Three hundred cigarettes. All duty-free. 855 01:02:00,961 --> 01:02:02,771 Also, 856 01:02:02,856 --> 01:02:04,596 numerous trinkets for the urchins. 857 01:02:04,597 --> 01:02:06,688 -How's that, then?-Ah, that's really great, love. 858 01:02:07,068 --> 01:02:08,542 (SlGHlNG) 859 01:02:15,774 --> 01:02:18,680 What's the second thing you want to do? 860 01:02:19,515 --> 01:02:21,199 Fetch the kids. 861 01:02:21,416 --> 01:02:23,605 Aren't you a nice bloke. 862 01:02:23,754 --> 01:02:25,775 Come here, nice bloke. 863 01:03:01,214 --> 01:03:01,940 Fancy seeing you here. 864 01:03:02,971 --> 01:03:05,540 -lt's a small world. How'd it go?-Drama. 865 01:03:05,405 --> 01:03:09,531 Nothing but drama since l left you.lt seems like a week ago. 866 01:03:09,631 --> 01:03:13,664 Everything was fine. l got the bus,got off at the right stop, caught the Tube, 867 01:03:14,006 --> 01:03:17,553 got off at Uxbridge,got all the way home when l realised 868 01:03:17,639 --> 01:03:21,063 -l'd only left my case on the train.-Oh, no. What happened? 869 01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:23,745 Dad got the car outand we raced back to the station. 870 01:03:22,883 --> 01:03:25,157 lt was in the station master's office. 871 01:03:24,791 --> 01:03:28,708 -So no harm done.-No harm? You should have heard my mother. 872 01:03:28,409 --> 01:03:32,072 What was l doing travelling on my own?What was Mrs Bird doing to let me? 873 01:03:32,129 --> 01:03:34,613 -l thought the roof would fall in.-And? 874 01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:36,418 She was going to make Dad drive meto Liverpool, 875 01:03:36,526 --> 01:03:38,983 but he's got a conference tomorrow,so he couldn't. 876 01:03:38,604 --> 01:03:41,215 Then she was going to come up with me,so l threw a fit. 877 01:03:41,189 --> 01:03:44,137 l said l was not an idiot and l wasperfectly capable of looking after myself. 878 01:03:44,649 --> 01:03:46,486 Well, that's true. You're not an idiot. 879 01:03:46,378 --> 01:03:50,141 And l haven't got big ears, or a big whatever you call it. Here. 880 01:03:50,227 --> 01:03:51,445 No, thanks. 881 01:03:52,888 --> 01:03:54,992 l'll have one ofthese. 882 01:03:54,138 --> 01:03:54,927 ls it a good one? 883 01:03:55,721 --> 01:03:59,554 -lt's only your old Havana.-Get you. Where did you get it? 884 01:03:59,883 --> 01:04:01,693 Joy gave it to me. 885 01:04:02,356 --> 01:04:03,391 Joy? 886 01:04:04,462 --> 01:04:05,725 When? 887 01:04:06,215 --> 01:04:07,478 Today. 888 01:04:08,070 --> 01:04:10,091 She came back today? 889 01:04:12,108 --> 01:04:13,203 Did you know she was coming? 890 01:04:13,424 --> 01:04:17,888 No, l told you, um,she didn't expect to get back till Wednesday. 891 01:04:17,702 --> 01:04:21,197 -What ifshe'd found us?-Well, she didn't, did she? 892 01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:26,646 Weren't you... Didn't it scare you? 893 01:04:25,820 --> 01:04:27,967 l mean, what did you say? 894 01:04:30,503 --> 01:04:33,619 l told her l got fed upand popped home for the day. 895 01:04:33,777 --> 01:04:36,177 l don't know how you can be so calm about it. 896 01:04:36,054 --> 01:04:37,528 Why not? 897 01:04:38,328 --> 01:04:40,601 l don't make a mountain out ofeverything. 898 01:04:40,564 --> 01:04:42,892 Aren't you even afraid you'll get found out? 899 01:04:46,521 --> 01:04:49,174 You've had a lot of practice, haven't you? 900 01:04:49,321 --> 01:04:50,583 No. 901 01:04:51,268 --> 01:04:54,553 Doesn't she guess?She must have some idea. 902 01:04:54,564 --> 01:04:57,806 -She must have a feeling that...-She's got too much on. 903 01:04:57,909 --> 01:05:01,151 Too much to do with the kids and everything. 904 01:05:01,163 --> 01:05:03,905 Women don't, as long as you jolly them along a bit. 905 01:05:04,483 --> 01:05:07,135 Pick up your cues, make the right noises. 906 01:05:07,318 --> 01:05:09,339 Would you do it to me? 907 01:05:09,971 --> 01:05:12,793 l wouldn't do it to Joy,l wouldn't do it to anyone. 908 01:05:12,878 --> 01:05:13,942 But you are. 909 01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:18,019 You're on a big subject, Val. 910 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:20,446 We shouldn't be on this train, but we are. 911 01:05:25,244 --> 01:05:26,380 Play 21s. 912 01:05:26,816 --> 01:05:28,457 MAN: All right, gentlemen. 913 01:05:28,249 --> 01:05:28,922 There we go! 914 01:05:36,379 --> 01:05:40,506 Oh, my God. Thirty-five landladiesand the critic at the Echo. Oh, well. 915 01:05:40,345 --> 01:05:41,197 How many does that make, Mrs B? 916 01:05:42,058 --> 01:05:44,153 Oh, and another one for him. 917 01:05:44,239 --> 01:05:46,850 l'm using this one becausel think he needs something a bit lighter. 918 01:05:46,935 --> 01:05:49,167 Last one l made him was navy. 919 01:05:49,462 --> 01:05:51,102 Roland's ever so conservative, you know. 920 01:05:50,344 --> 01:05:53,125 Mind you, he's gotta be.His father's a parson. 921 01:05:52,556 --> 01:05:54,325 How was your mother, Val? 922 01:05:54,181 --> 01:05:57,003 -Fine. She sends her love.-Aw, bless her. 923 01:05:57,423 --> 01:05:58,602 l hope you gave her mine. 924 01:05:58,700 --> 01:06:00,847 -Yes, l did.-Good girl. 925 01:06:03,703 --> 01:06:07,199 926 01:06:06,969 --> 01:06:10,735 927 01:06:11,016 --> 01:06:14,638 928 01:06:14,522 --> 01:06:17,385 929 01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:22,366 930 01:06:22,083 --> 01:06:25,179 931 01:06:31,335 --> 01:06:34,560 -What'll we do when we get there?-Turn around and come back. 932 01:06:34,009 --> 01:06:36,030 Lovely. Can we do it all day? 933 01:06:36,139 --> 01:06:37,613 lfyou like. 934 01:06:38,769 --> 01:06:41,535 -You'll be as fat as a pig.-lt's the sea air. 935 01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:45,294 -What did you have for breakfast?-Haddock and a poached egg on top. 936 01:06:45,274 --> 01:06:47,126 -Eeurgh!-Delicious. 937 01:06:47,315 --> 01:06:50,220 Actually, l felt rotten this morning. 938 01:06:50,128 --> 01:06:51,560 l threw up. 939 01:06:51,933 --> 01:06:54,212 -No wonder, the stuffyou get down.-l don't. 940 01:06:53,528 --> 01:06:56,266 l've just got a healthy appetite, that's all. 941 01:06:56,740 --> 01:06:59,688 You don't eat much, 'cause you've alwaysgot a fag stuck in your mouth. 942 01:06:59,853 --> 01:07:02,759 -Or is it cigars now, m'lord?-Now, now. 943 01:07:04,006 --> 01:07:06,448 You remember Sunday morning? 944 01:07:06,412 --> 01:07:08,490 l was sick then a bit. 945 01:07:08,684 --> 01:07:12,727 l think it was nerves, you know.Staying there and everything. 946 01:07:12,739 --> 01:07:14,060 Do you think l'm all right? 947 01:07:14,992 --> 01:07:17,224 l mean, l feel fine now. 948 01:07:18,792 --> 01:07:20,476 l don't know. 949 01:07:21,408 --> 01:07:24,692 You know what they say aboutbeing sick in the mornings. 950 01:07:26,121 --> 01:07:27,383 Yeah. 951 01:07:28,226 --> 01:07:30,626 l know exactly what they say. 952 01:07:33,888 --> 01:07:36,065 (BANGlNG) 953 01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:46,832 There's none for you, love.Were you expecting one? 954 01:07:46,922 --> 01:07:49,659 No, just thought l'd answer the door. 955 01:08:11,147 --> 01:08:13,168 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 956 01:08:16,323 --> 01:08:17,966 Hello? 957 01:08:18,824 --> 01:08:20,938 Hang on a minute. lt's for Mrs Bird. 958 01:08:22,407 --> 01:08:23,964 l'll get her. 959 01:08:26,316 --> 01:08:28,547 Mrs Bird! Telephone! 960 01:08:29,317 --> 01:08:31,288 -Who'd be calling me?-lt's a man. 961 01:08:31,431 --> 01:08:32,954 Oh, l say. l hope there's nothing wrong. 962 01:08:33,229 --> 01:08:35,652 l wonder if it's about my sister.Did they say anything about her? 963 01:08:36,159 --> 01:08:37,400 Did they say what it's about or anything? 964 01:08:37,484 --> 01:08:38,874 -No.-Oh, dear. 965 01:08:41,793 --> 01:08:43,603 MRS BlRD: Hello? 966 01:08:49,207 --> 01:08:51,986 (MRS BlRD CHATTERlNG ON PHONE) 967 01:09:23,539 --> 01:09:27,202 Are you going to stay in there all day?Do you hear me? 968 01:09:23,898 --> 01:09:25,835 (DOOR HANDLE JlGGLlNG) 969 01:09:26,988 --> 01:09:28,672 (LAURA OVER PHONE) She reeks of gin. 970 01:09:28,216 --> 01:09:29,436 Can you get her out ofthe house? 971 01:09:31,209 --> 01:09:33,272 What good wouId that do? 972 01:09:33,130 --> 01:09:35,484 l don't know. At least it'll keep herout ofthe way for a while. 973 01:09:34,202 --> 01:09:36,141 I'II borrow Frank's car. 974 01:09:35,976 --> 01:09:37,787 All right, l'll have a go. 975 01:09:37,123 --> 01:09:39,228 But she can hardIy stand. 976 01:09:55,249 --> 01:09:56,091 Len! 977 01:09:57,891 --> 01:10:00,171 Hello, love. How do you feel? 978 01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:01,633 Better. 979 01:10:05,518 --> 01:10:07,328 How long have we been here? 980 01:10:07,295 --> 01:10:09,864 Couple of hours. You were as sick as a dog. 981 01:10:09,895 --> 01:10:13,222 That bit l remember.What have you been doing? 982 01:10:11,683 --> 01:10:13,914 Having a bit of a think. 983 01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:16,669 Do you know what l'd like now?Something to eat. 984 01:10:17,907 --> 01:10:20,434 Bakewell tart and the works. 985 01:10:22,987 --> 01:10:26,705 Take a breath or you'll choke yourself. 986 01:10:26,862 --> 01:10:29,220 -How about some jellied eels?-Eeurgh! 987 01:10:30,317 --> 01:10:32,191 This is lovely. l was so miserable. 988 01:10:32,648 --> 01:10:34,617 Well, gin's a depressant. 989 01:10:34,778 --> 01:10:38,821 Depressed? That's not the word.l'll never touch another drop. 990 01:10:38,088 --> 01:10:41,415 Where did you get that silly bloody notionabout gin and hot baths? 991 01:10:41,155 --> 01:10:42,544 At school. 992 01:10:42,664 --> 01:10:44,601 Ofcourse, where else? 993 01:10:45,217 --> 01:10:48,965 Listen, love, you've got to see a doctor firstto find out ifyou really are pregnant. 994 01:10:49,165 --> 01:10:51,271 ln the club? Knocked up? 995 01:10:51,839 --> 01:10:55,163 That's a great school you go to. 996 01:11:05,643 --> 01:11:07,151 ANNOUNCER: They're off 997 01:11:07,832 --> 01:11:09,516 VAL: Have they started?LEN: What? 998 01:11:10,064 --> 01:11:11,622 Who's winning? ls ours? 999 01:11:11,415 --> 01:11:13,857 No, they've gotta go around twice, love. 1000 01:11:15,388 --> 01:11:17,452 What if l had the baby? 1001 01:11:18,338 --> 01:11:19,980 -Look, Val, don't be so silly.-l think l'd like to. 1002 01:11:19,759 --> 01:11:23,253 Now listen, Sarah Bernhardt,we've got enough drama. 1003 01:11:25,993 --> 01:11:28,772 l don't have to say who the father is. 1004 01:11:48,039 --> 01:11:49,777 Well? 1005 01:11:56,178 --> 01:11:57,567 l'm sorry. 1006 01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,924 What did he say? 1007 01:11:59,643 --> 01:12:01,904 That it would have green eyesand long sideburns. 1008 01:12:02,464 --> 01:12:04,428 Boy or a girl? 1009 01:12:04,208 --> 01:12:07,234 -l'm sorry, Len.-No, it's my bloody fault. 1010 01:12:09,403 --> 01:12:13,905 l feel such a...l mean, actress, been around, pill? 1011 01:12:13,685 --> 01:12:15,580 l'll be 16 next week. 1012 01:12:16,465 --> 01:12:18,613 Then it won't seem so bad. 1013 01:12:18,506 --> 01:12:20,274 Do you wanna bet? 1014 01:12:26,393 --> 01:12:27,318 -(BABY CRYlNG)-Daddy, you're on fire! 1015 01:12:28,311 --> 01:12:30,668 That's right, love, put me out. 1016 01:12:29,514 --> 01:12:33,803 -Couldn't you sleep?-Oh, come on, with this lot going on? 1017 01:12:32,946 --> 01:12:34,462 -Daddy!-Come on. 1018 01:12:35,237 --> 01:12:37,174 Here l come to put you out. 1019 01:12:38,169 --> 01:12:41,665 lsn't there something wrong with that, love?Shouldn't she be playing mums and dads? 1020 01:12:39,994 --> 01:12:43,067 What's wrong with being a lady fireman? 1021 01:12:45,162 --> 01:12:46,930 -Pineapple yog?-Yeah. 1022 01:12:46,826 --> 01:12:48,931 -Boiled egg?-Yeah. 1023 01:12:49,636 --> 01:12:51,447 -Strychnine?-Yeah. 1024 01:12:53,259 --> 01:12:54,766 What's in the paper? 1025 01:12:55,562 --> 01:12:59,741 Come on, love, isn't it timeshe went to school, eh? 1026 01:13:00,498 --> 01:13:01,929 Look at that.Chelsea's buying a new winger. 1027 01:13:03,125 --> 01:13:04,430 About time they spent a few bob. 1028 01:13:05,556 --> 01:13:06,649 -ls that it?-What? 1029 01:13:06,650 --> 01:13:08,630 The news. 1030 01:13:08,937 --> 01:13:11,674 The government's announced a new era. 1031 01:13:13,449 --> 01:13:16,608 Fiona Lawson Howard's opened a boutique. 1032 01:13:16,710 --> 01:13:19,574 Says it's all above board and legal.l don't know. 1033 01:13:20,548 --> 01:13:22,864 What's Lord Luck got to say? 1034 01:13:26,921 --> 01:13:29,827 "Not a cloud in the skyduring the next 12 months. 1035 01:13:29,638 --> 01:13:31,364 "Everything goes well for you. 1036 01:13:31,075 --> 01:13:34,697 "Enterprising efforts will bring spectacular results." 1037 01:13:35,621 --> 01:13:38,105 That's the birthday bit. What's Sagittarius? 1038 01:13:38,867 --> 01:13:42,574 Um, um, um. "ldealistic principlescan be adhered to 1039 01:13:41,072 --> 01:13:43,645 "and worldly ambitions extended today." 1040 01:13:44,090 --> 01:13:46,069 -Pig's foot.-Hmm. 1041 01:13:47,048 --> 01:13:48,985 l don't have any worldly ambitions. 1042 01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:51,487 -Get some.-What's yours? 1043 01:13:50,826 --> 01:13:54,490 "Good day for handling family businessor asking rich relatives for help." 1044 01:13:54,575 --> 01:13:57,144 Oh, that'll be the day, won't it? 1045 01:13:57,734 --> 01:13:59,082 "Luck with property, 1046 01:14:00,683 --> 01:14:04,263 domestic bliss increased." 1047 01:14:04,380 --> 01:14:06,316 Our cup runneth over. 1048 01:14:19,548 --> 01:14:21,106 That's a fine pair of anklesyou've got, darling. 1049 01:14:21,378 --> 01:14:22,431 Who's taking you home tonight? 1050 01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:24,731 -My father.-God, you can be cruel. 1051 01:14:24,356 --> 01:14:25,619 -How are you?-Fine. 1052 01:14:25,740 --> 01:14:27,383 -Nice birthday?-Got loads ofcards. 1053 01:14:27,532 --> 01:14:30,774 A record player, new transistor,money from all the aunts. 1054 01:14:30,256 --> 01:14:33,878 Thanks for the telegram.l thought you might have forgotten it. 1055 01:14:33,790 --> 01:14:36,401 Close your eyes, put your hand out. 1056 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:39,912 Oh, Len! A necklace! 1057 01:14:42,472 --> 01:14:44,198 -lt's a belt.-Oh. 1058 01:14:45,647 --> 01:14:48,469 -Oh, it is a belt.-Yeah, l've never bought one like that. 1059 01:14:48,979 --> 01:14:50,368 Thank you. 1060 01:14:50,121 --> 01:14:52,116 -Do you like it?-l love it. 1061 01:15:04,348 --> 01:15:07,043 l've been sounding out a few people. 1062 01:15:07,056 --> 01:15:08,234 And? 1063 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:12,740 Do you think you could get awayfor a few days after the show closes? 1064 01:15:12,015 --> 01:15:14,752 How? They'd want to know where l was. 1065 01:15:15,466 --> 01:15:18,667 Got any friends you could stay with?What about Laura? 1066 01:15:18,365 --> 01:15:20,891 She only lives round the corner. 1067 01:15:22,143 --> 01:15:23,659 Anybody else? 1068 01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:27,843 They're all on the phone.Mum'd be bound to ring up. 1069 01:15:29,351 --> 01:15:31,017 Well, we've got to find a way. 1070 01:15:32,286 --> 01:15:35,740 There's a girl who lives down in the country.They're not on the phone. 1071 01:15:35,801 --> 01:15:39,730 She's asked me there a few times.But l don't like her that much. 1072 01:15:39,456 --> 01:15:42,767 You won't be staying with her, though. 1073 01:15:43,384 --> 01:15:45,152 What would happen? 1074 01:15:45,376 --> 01:15:48,402 Tell them you're going away for the weekend. 1075 01:15:48,819 --> 01:15:50,587 As quick as that? 1076 01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:54,765 Well, it doesn't take long. 1077 01:15:56,119 --> 01:15:59,446 You'll be laid up for a couple days, that's all. 1078 01:15:59,886 --> 01:16:04,098 lf l did... l mean, supposing we do do it, 1079 01:16:04,555 --> 01:16:06,281 would that be it? 1080 01:16:06,709 --> 01:16:08,856 Would we be finished then? 1081 01:16:09,726 --> 01:16:13,263 No, l don't think l'd ever be finishedwith you, love. 1082 01:16:13,643 --> 01:16:16,000 Look, we've got to fix a date. 1083 01:16:15,612 --> 01:16:19,275 This weekend in the country,it's an old standby. All the nobs use it. 1084 01:16:20,016 --> 01:16:23,386 Welbeck Street's like a debs' ballat the weekend. 1085 01:16:23,859 --> 01:16:25,713 Won't it cost a lot? 1086 01:16:26,477 --> 01:16:28,387 You leave that part to me. 1087 01:16:28,372 --> 01:16:29,474 But how will you get the money? 1088 01:16:29,947 --> 01:16:32,052 Sell a few premium bonds. 1089 01:16:33,170 --> 01:16:35,401 Haven't had a tickle since we bought 'em. 1090 01:16:35,349 --> 01:16:37,749 -Joy'll know.-No, she won't. 1091 01:16:38,097 --> 01:16:42,224 lfshe does, l'll do a big sceneabout losing it on the horses. 1092 01:16:52,547 --> 01:16:55,402 Are you sure you'll want to go on seeing me afterwards? 1093 01:16:56,719 --> 01:16:59,353 You might not want to see me. 1094 01:17:01,142 --> 01:17:03,694 lt won't hurt, love. 1095 01:17:02,398 --> 01:17:05,009 lt might put you off men for a bit. 1096 01:17:06,081 --> 01:17:08,902 l can feel you're pulling away from me. 1097 01:17:09,056 --> 01:17:10,782 l don't want to be on my own again. 1098 01:17:10,909 --> 01:17:15,206 What are you talking about?You won't be on your own for a minute. 1099 01:17:15,363 --> 01:17:18,563 You've got your parents, friends, your career. 1100 01:17:18,192 --> 01:17:20,719 Boys will be flocking round you. 1101 01:17:23,384 --> 01:17:24,857 You'll have to brush them off like flies. 1102 01:17:24,942 --> 01:17:26,922 l don't want that. 1103 01:17:27,170 --> 01:17:27,812 Val? 1104 01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:33,423 A couple of hours from now,you'll be in your bed, l'll be in mine. 1105 01:17:33,253 --> 01:17:37,296 And down the hall there's a couple of kids.They're mine, too. 1106 01:17:38,059 --> 01:17:40,122 l feel so safe with you. 1107 01:17:42,275 --> 01:17:44,464 You weren't so bloody safe. 1108 01:17:45,265 --> 01:17:47,328 l haven't complained. 1109 01:17:54,032 --> 01:17:57,443 -Still up?-Yeah, l've got started on this thing. 1110 01:17:58,515 --> 01:18:01,549 This is what it'll look like. 1111 01:18:02,783 --> 01:18:04,875 -Think it's too short?-No, it's fine. 1112 01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:09,068 -Want a drink?-No, thanks. 1113 01:18:12,526 --> 01:18:14,420 What, you've been knocking this backon the quiet, have you? 1114 01:18:15,607 --> 01:18:19,102 No. Your father's been round.l gave him a cuppa. 1115 01:18:16,717 --> 01:18:18,612 -When, tonight?-Yes. 1116 01:18:18,519 --> 01:18:20,245 Said you told him to come round. 1117 01:18:20,576 --> 01:18:23,734 He thought the show finished last weekinstead ofthis. 1118 01:18:23,342 --> 01:18:24,505 -All right, was he?-Yes. 1119 01:18:25,831 --> 01:18:28,568 Bit quiet, not like his old self. 1120 01:18:30,450 --> 01:18:33,440 -l think he misses your mother, you know.-Come off it. Don't start on that. 1121 01:18:33,197 --> 01:18:35,175 Yeah, l really think so. 1122 01:18:35,149 --> 01:18:36,871 He's lonely now. 1123 01:18:37,157 --> 01:18:40,910 Yeah, so was she when he was on the missing list. 1124 01:18:41,085 --> 01:18:43,715 Well, he told me about the lodging house. 1125 01:18:43,992 --> 01:18:45,170 Hmm. 1126 01:18:45,830 --> 01:18:48,239 Not very clever, is it? 1127 01:18:48,134 --> 01:18:50,998 He said he came round the other Sunday. 1128 01:18:51,374 --> 01:18:54,279 He said you told him we were all asleep. 1129 01:18:54,327 --> 01:18:55,547 Did you tell him you were away? 1130 01:18:55,967 --> 01:18:59,883 Ofcourse l didn't. l knew.l knew what happened. 1131 01:19:00,556 --> 01:19:03,039 Not very nice, turning him away. 1132 01:19:04,606 --> 01:19:06,248 You mean l'm a hard bastard? 1133 01:19:06,428 --> 01:19:10,050 -No, l don't. He said you helped him.-So what's wrong, then? 1134 01:19:10,940 --> 01:19:13,761 -Nothing. Who said anything was wrong?-You did. 1135 01:19:12,673 --> 01:19:14,989 You said l turned me father away,out in the cold, cold snow. 1136 01:19:14,854 --> 01:19:15,326 Well, Len, what are yougoing to do about him? 1137 01:19:15,327 --> 01:19:20,372 Oh, come on. What can l do about him?l'm not the Prince ofWales. 1138 01:19:20,901 --> 01:19:22,083 l hope he comes over. 1139 01:19:22,739 --> 01:19:24,588 Not exactly loaded ourselves, are we? 1140 01:19:24,053 --> 01:19:25,357 Can't you help him get ajob? 1141 01:19:25,390 --> 01:19:30,065 Who's going to give him ajob? lt's all unions.l'm bloody lucky to have a ticket meself. 1142 01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:31,853 Well, you can'tjust leave himin a place like that. 1143 01:19:31,736 --> 01:19:35,906 Well, fine, fine, l'll call up the Dorchester.l'll get him a suite. 1144 01:19:35,698 --> 01:19:37,424 Well, we could cash those certificates. 1145 01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:41,396 They're not doing any goodlying in the bank, are they? 1146 01:19:41,536 --> 01:19:43,136 That put the cat among the pigeons. 1147 01:19:43,325 --> 01:19:44,545 What did you say? 1148 01:19:44,612 --> 01:19:46,548 l didn't say anything. 1149 01:19:46,508 --> 01:19:49,498 l went over to me Uncle Jack's placethis morning, 1150 01:19:49,603 --> 01:19:53,519 l thought maybe between uswe could find a few quid for him. 1151 01:19:53,635 --> 01:19:58,352 The old sod didn't have to leave there at all.He's got some bird in tow. 1152 01:19:58,371 --> 01:20:00,308 Jack's wife got a bit close to the mark. 1153 01:20:00,808 --> 01:20:04,977 She's a nosy cow at the best oftimes,so the old man moved out. 1154 01:20:04,386 --> 01:20:10,241 Oh, he's living in a lodging house, all right.But he's angling for this bird to take him in. 1155 01:20:11,981 --> 01:20:14,933 You don't hate him, do you? Your own father? 1156 01:20:15,866 --> 01:20:17,971 l wouldn't waste me time. 1157 01:20:18,423 --> 01:20:20,266 No, he's a wangler, that's all. 1158 01:20:20,410 --> 01:20:23,072 Been doing it all his life. 1159 01:20:23,578 --> 01:20:26,147 And ifthat old bird's got a few bob,he'll have it. 1160 01:20:26,232 --> 01:20:27,790 Unless she puts a strangle on it. 1161 01:20:27,407 --> 01:20:31,450 Perhaps he's lonely. You can't blame himfor wanting to settle down. 1162 01:20:30,637 --> 01:20:34,182 Look, Val, l left school when l was 15and l went to work. 1163 01:20:34,277 --> 01:20:37,348 And l've gone on working when there's been work about ever since. 1164 01:20:37,882 --> 01:20:42,173 You know what the old man says?"Work's for workmen." 1165 01:20:42,511 --> 01:20:44,154 He thinks it's clever. 1166 01:20:43,942 --> 01:20:45,795 So everything's all right. 1167 01:20:45,084 --> 01:20:46,178 ls it? 1168 01:20:46,875 --> 01:20:49,232 l mean, money-wise, we're okay again. 1169 01:20:48,301 --> 01:20:50,996 Did he treat her badly? Your mother. 1170 01:20:51,734 --> 01:20:55,967 He was never there long enoughto treat her one way or the other. 1171 01:20:55,197 --> 01:20:57,893 Perhaps if he'd had a good win,he'd be around for a while, 1172 01:20:58,133 --> 01:21:01,755 But if he was skint, 1173 01:21:01,841 --> 01:21:06,115 and thought she might have a few bob tucked away, he'd be back for that. 1174 01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:14,523 No, no, he should never have been married.lt's not for men like that. 1175 01:21:13,884 --> 01:21:17,558 Do you ever think you shouldn't be married? 1176 01:21:18,076 --> 01:21:20,180 Sometimes, l don't know. 1177 01:21:20,972 --> 01:21:22,951 l know Joy stands for the three-card trick. 1178 01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:25,740 But you love her and you love the kids. 1179 01:21:25,614 --> 01:21:28,436 That's right. l love her, l love them. 1180 01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:30,550 l love you. 1181 01:21:33,088 --> 01:21:35,699 lfyou were free,l wouldn't want you to marry me. 1182 01:21:35,673 --> 01:21:39,548 l think it would be nice ifwe just went about,perhaps not even living together. 1183 01:21:41,652 --> 01:21:43,589 Then l think you'd come back to me. 1184 01:21:42,619 --> 01:21:45,820 You'd go offon your own,but you'd come back. 1185 01:21:45,025 --> 01:21:46,582 Why didn't l meet you before? 1186 01:21:46,743 --> 01:21:48,721 Because l was in the infants' class at the time. 1187 01:21:48,415 --> 01:21:50,351 Hey, don't rub it in. 1188 01:21:50,228 --> 01:21:52,796 l wish l could have met you later. 1189 01:21:54,138 --> 01:21:56,472 l mean, l know there'll be boys. 1190 01:21:55,984 --> 01:21:59,480 But you'll always be what l wanted, for later. 1191 01:22:02,241 --> 01:22:04,849 What happened to the little mother routine? 1192 01:22:04,810 --> 01:22:08,185 -l haven't said that...-But you have, love, and l'm glad. 1193 01:22:08,354 --> 01:22:10,748 For you, not for me. 1194 01:22:12,059 --> 01:22:14,381 Buy me a cup oftea. 1195 01:22:18,207 --> 01:22:22,081 You two go and get yourself a lemonadeand a sandwich, over there. 1196 01:22:21,777 --> 01:22:23,440 -Here you are, Mrs B.-Ooh, what a big one. 1197 01:22:24,104 --> 01:22:25,077 Tonic? 1198 01:22:25,078 --> 01:22:29,221 Hey, don't drown it.Oh, you are a good girl. lsn't she good? 1199 01:22:29,306 --> 01:22:31,075 Oh, yes, she's very good. 1200 01:22:30,911 --> 01:22:34,224 Mind you, l'm glad it wasn't a long tour,'cause that's when the trouble starts. 1201 01:22:33,805 --> 01:22:35,742 Ooh, l've had my fill oftheatrical digs. 1202 01:22:35,956 --> 01:22:38,441 Hey, do you know that old bitch in Liverpoolpinched my gin? 1203 01:22:37,991 --> 01:22:40,307 Yeah, notjust a drop, best part of a bottle. 1204 01:22:40,799 --> 01:22:42,651 -No. How mean.-Yeah. 1205 01:22:41,936 --> 01:22:42,807 And butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. 1206 01:22:44,622 --> 01:22:47,612 Oh, don't be too sure about that.l know that type. 1207 01:22:46,535 --> 01:22:48,724 l must go and say some goodbyes.Will you be all right, Mrs B? 1208 01:22:49,257 --> 01:22:51,910 Yes, don't worry about me, dear.Run along, enjoy yourself. 1209 01:22:51,054 --> 01:22:52,275 Oh, you won't be wanting that one, then. 1210 01:22:52,894 --> 01:22:55,462 Oh, yes, l will. Come on. lt's only a small one. 1211 01:22:54,624 --> 01:22:57,969 They're all small tonight, duckie.Management's treat. Cheers. 1212 01:23:00,449 --> 01:23:02,427 Hello. How's it feel to be out ofwork? 1213 01:23:02,228 --> 01:23:04,839 Great now, but by Monday l'll be convincedl'm never going to work again. 1214 01:23:05,245 --> 01:23:07,839 You'll never stop. Your friends'll get tohate you, they'll be so jealous. 1215 01:23:07,465 --> 01:23:08,361 Can we talk somewhere? 1216 01:23:09,367 --> 01:23:12,440 The place is big enough. Must be somewhere. 1217 01:23:12,447 --> 01:23:13,709 Oh, come on. 1218 01:23:13,795 --> 01:23:15,310 l've got the most marvellous news. 1219 01:23:15,396 --> 01:23:17,543 -Ta-da, you've won the pools!-Better than that. 1220 01:23:17,628 --> 01:23:19,059 Ah, l've won the pools. 1221 01:23:19,145 --> 01:23:20,913 -You'll be ever so glad.-Yeah? 1222 01:23:20,998 --> 01:23:24,325 At least l think you will be. You might be mad. 1223 01:23:23,770 --> 01:23:25,159 l'm not going to have the baby. 1224 01:23:25,978 --> 01:23:29,516 -Yeah, we know that.-No, no, l mean l've got the... 1225 01:23:29,614 --> 01:23:31,676 -The what?-The curse. 1226 01:23:31,926 --> 01:23:33,273 That's impossible, you went to the doctor... 1227 01:23:33,418 --> 01:23:34,933 No, l didn't. 1228 01:23:35,827 --> 01:23:37,933 But you told me you did. You said that... 1229 01:23:37,745 --> 01:23:40,609 l know, but l was frightened.l talked to Laura and she said l was... 1230 01:23:40,917 --> 01:23:43,822 What's the bloody good oftalking to Laura?What does she know about it? 1231 01:23:43,424 --> 01:23:45,024 She's a woman. 1232 01:23:46,010 --> 01:23:49,085 You get sick in the morning,you practically feel it kicking, 1233 01:23:49,708 --> 01:23:50,761 now you tell me you've got... 1234 01:23:50,752 --> 01:23:53,025 No, l've been to the doctor. 1235 01:23:53,056 --> 01:23:55,710 -Oh, you have been to the doctor?-Yes. 1236 01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:58,520 -Then why did you leave it till now?-Well, l wanted to know. 1237 01:23:58,030 --> 01:24:00,767 l just said l'd missed a month,and why was that? 1238 01:24:00,710 --> 01:24:01,805 l mean, that's what he's there for. 1239 01:24:01,890 --> 01:24:04,079 Oh, quite. What did he say? 1240 01:24:04,413 --> 01:24:05,862 He said it was nothing. 1241 01:24:07,952 --> 01:24:09,089 Oh. 1242 01:24:10,990 --> 01:24:12,927 You ought to be glad. 1243 01:24:25,986 --> 01:24:27,502 What will you do now? 1244 01:24:27,587 --> 01:24:29,693 You mean, job-wise? 1245 01:24:29,778 --> 01:24:31,251 Every-wise. 1246 01:24:31,926 --> 01:24:33,401 l don't know. What will you do? 1247 01:24:34,159 --> 01:24:37,823 l don't know. l know it's over. 1248 01:25:03,700 --> 01:25:07,943 Not just one banana, but a whoIe bunch. 1249 01:25:07,820 --> 01:25:09,715 -A beautifuI girI...-Oh, look, there's my commercial. 1250 01:25:09,955 --> 01:25:12,019 -An evening out.-Look, Jen, it's your mum. 1251 01:25:11,807 --> 01:25:13,112 Don't she look smashing? 1252 01:25:13,437 --> 01:25:14,700 MiIIiset, the revoIutionary new idea... 1253 01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:17,883 -You look good, Mum.-Thank you, darling. 1254 01:25:17,709 --> 01:25:20,619 Oh, they would use that bit. 1255 01:25:21,421 --> 01:25:24,916 -What's wrong with it?-Oh, there's a better bit. 1256 01:25:24,764 --> 01:25:26,701 You look nice with long hair. 1257 01:25:27,314 --> 01:25:29,335 Maybe you should let it grow again. 1258 01:25:29,388 --> 01:25:31,283 -You think so?-Yeah. 1259 01:25:31,453 --> 01:25:33,263 Oh, whoops! 1260 01:25:34,060 --> 01:25:35,491 (LAUGHlNG) 1261 01:25:37,636 --> 01:25:38,941 Ta-da! 1262 01:25:39,734 --> 01:25:41,587 l'm going to put the kettle on.Fancy a cup oftea? 1263 01:25:42,242 --> 01:25:44,179 lfyou're making some. 1264 01:25:45,288 --> 01:25:48,617 You know, you never used to like itwhen l had long hair. 1265 01:25:48,702 --> 01:25:50,050 Rubbish. 1266 01:25:55,940 --> 01:25:57,330 What's that? 1267 01:25:56,897 --> 01:25:58,749 lt's a hair ribbon. 1268 01:25:59,618 --> 01:26:01,582 Where'd you get it? 1269 01:26:01,115 --> 01:26:03,304 -Found it.-Let me see that. 1270 01:26:06,605 --> 01:26:08,121 (BABY CRYlNG) 1271 01:26:10,497 --> 01:26:13,023 Hey, time you were in bed. 1272 01:26:13,090 --> 01:26:14,555 Come on, darling, we're going to bed. 1273 01:26:15,094 --> 01:26:19,567 Oh, l know, l'm just a mean, mean old mum. 1274 01:26:19,266 --> 01:26:20,309 Hey? Come on. 1275 01:26:21,409 --> 01:26:24,862 Yeah, l know, time to go bye-byes. Hmm? 1276 01:26:38,458 --> 01:26:42,038 -How long should l grow it?-Hmm? As long as you like. 1277 01:26:42,073 --> 01:26:44,178 -lt'll take forever.-So? 1278 01:26:48,222 --> 01:26:49,822 Plenty oftime.