1 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,521 Welcome, crew 31. 2 00:00:14,621 --> 00:00:16,962 It's Christmas. Sometimes people quarrel. 3 00:00:17,062 --> 00:00:19,322 Damn, are you kidding me, Helen? 4 00:00:19,422 --> 00:00:22,963 I had shrimp last year. Will I get shrimp again this year? 5 00:00:23,063 --> 00:00:25,503 Read me the list. I want to know who does what. 6 00:00:27,464 --> 00:00:29,764 Oh my gosh! Roger the sauce? 7 00:00:29,864 --> 00:00:31,685 Chips and sauce? 8 00:00:31,785 --> 00:00:32,885 Just sauce? 9 00:00:32,985 --> 00:00:34,685 It happened by accident, didn't it? 10 00:00:34,785 --> 00:00:37,266 Yes, it seems, by accident. Like the elections in Syria. 11 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:39,686 In Syria. 12 00:00:39,786 --> 00:00:41,527 Helen, read the newspapers. 13 00:00:41,627 --> 00:00:43,647 They are rigged. Yes, they are falsified. 14 00:00:43,747 --> 00:00:45,127 Crew 31 requests reinforcements. 15 00:00:45,227 --> 00:00:48,088 Yes, calm down, crew 31. I'm already requesting reinforcements. 16 00:00:48,188 --> 00:00:51,289 And 11 people is hardly a riot. 17 00:00:51,389 --> 00:00:53,249 Helen... question. 18 00:00:53,349 --> 00:00:55,489 Did Roger have cancer this year? 19 00:00:55,589 --> 00:00:57,770 Yes. That's what I thought. 20 00:00:57,870 --> 00:01:00,290 But... shrimp is for me. Yes. 21 00:01:00,390 --> 00:01:02,711 Thank you. Merry Christmas! 22 00:01:05,711 --> 00:01:07,532 Look who came to us! 23 00:01:07,632 --> 00:01:09,372 Merry Christmas! 24 00:01:09,472 --> 00:01:12,373 They look like they're having a good time. 25 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:14,853 Yes, Lee as Santa. 26 00:01:14,953 --> 00:01:16,614 Everyone sits on his lap and so on. 27 00:01:16,714 --> 00:01:17,854 - Is Lee disabled? - Yes. 28 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:19,174 - So, is he Santa? - Yes. 29 00:01:19,274 --> 00:01:20,534 Well, that's right. 30 00:01:20,634 --> 00:01:23,175 "I am disabled Lee. I might as well be Santa! 31 00:01:23,275 --> 00:01:25,415 I'm still sitting. Come and sit on my lap! 32 00:01:25,515 --> 00:01:27,016 Make me the center of attention!" 33 00:01:27,116 --> 00:01:30,256 - Is Samantha there? - I think so. She... 34 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:32,137 She probably attacked him too, isn't it? 35 00:01:32,237 --> 00:01:33,137 God! 36 00:01:33,237 --> 00:01:35,577 To be honest, I don't understand why do you care? 37 00:01:35,677 --> 00:01:37,578 I just walked past the room so I don't know. 38 00:01:37,678 --> 00:01:39,018 - It just looks pathetic! - Okay. 39 00:01:39,118 --> 00:01:41,939 This girl... yes. In any case, he himself is to blame. 40 00:01:42,039 --> 00:01:43,979 That's how he behaves himself. 41 00:01:44,079 --> 00:01:47,260 I hope when we finish our shift, the holiday is not over yet. 42 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:50,180 A small glass of champagne, some songs, you and me. 43 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,901 - No desire? - I pass. 44 00:01:52,001 --> 00:01:54,621 - I'm not really... - Oh, God! That's what we are! 45 00:01:54,721 --> 00:01:56,261 April hates Christmas! 46 00:01:56,361 --> 00:01:58,502 Listen, everyone! April hates Christmas! 47 00:01:58,602 --> 00:02:00,462 I don't hate Christmas. I just never celebrate it. 48 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:01,782 - April... - What? 49 00:02:01,882 --> 00:02:03,623 Can I take a guess? 50 00:02:03,723 --> 00:02:05,543 Yes. 51 00:02:05,643 --> 00:02:07,824 Since you came back to the control room, 52 00:02:07,924 --> 00:02:11,924 You really have become something... negative... 53 00:02:13,005 --> 00:02:14,905 ..ass - negative ass! 54 00:02:15,005 --> 00:02:17,546 And what is the assumption here? 55 00:02:17,646 --> 00:02:19,666 You see, read between the lines. 56 00:02:19,766 --> 00:02:22,727 "Don't be a negative ass." 57 00:02:23,967 --> 00:02:25,107 It's Christmas! 58 00:02:25,207 --> 00:02:26,587 It's a holiday! 59 00:02:26,687 --> 00:02:29,868 Crew-72, report the situation. Crew-72, report the situation. 60 00:02:29,968 --> 00:02:32,188 Crew-72. 61 00:02:32,288 --> 00:02:36,229 Merry Christmas! There's nothing suspicious. 62 00:02:36,329 --> 00:02:38,150 Understood. 63 00:02:38,250 --> 00:02:40,030 She didn't even repeat it. 64 00:02:40,130 --> 00:02:42,370 It's not like her. 65 00:02:43,891 --> 00:02:45,951 I know what to give you for Christmas. 66 00:02:46,051 --> 00:02:47,632 - Is it true? - Yes. 67 00:02:47,732 --> 00:02:49,672 - Okay, so what? - A jar of ink. 68 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:50,812 A bottle of ink? 69 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,073 For a calligraphy set that did you buy it for me a few years ago? 70 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:55,433 - No. - I don't use it. 71 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:58,514 - No, for a tattoo! - Oh, no, thank you! 72 00:02:58,614 --> 00:03:00,114 - Please? - No. No. 73 00:03:00,214 --> 00:03:01,594 - I already paid for it. - No... 74 00:03:01,694 --> 00:03:04,355 Why did you pay for me too? 75 00:03:04,455 --> 00:03:06,035 Where did you get this from? 76 00:03:06,135 --> 00:03:09,356 Well, remember Jackson, my stepson? 77 00:03:09,456 --> 00:03:12,356 Is this the one... who hates you? 78 00:03:12,456 --> 00:03:14,077 Of four stepsons does he hate you more than anyone? 79 00:03:14,177 --> 00:03:15,077 No. 80 00:03:15,177 --> 00:03:16,557 - Who is 22 years old? - Yes. 81 00:03:16,657 --> 00:03:17,677 -Which one is angry? - Yes. 82 00:03:17,777 --> 00:03:20,278 who broke all yours golf clubs? 83 00:03:20,378 --> 00:03:21,998 Yes, but I don't play golf anymore. 84 00:03:22,098 --> 00:03:23,719 That's right, the one who hates you. Yes, I remember Jackson. 85 00:03:23,819 --> 00:03:25,839 He is an aspiring tattoo artist. 86 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,479 There is a very high dropout rate, 87 00:03:27,579 --> 00:03:29,480 because they have not enough practice. 88 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:31,960 So I thought he might practice on you. 89 00:03:32,060 --> 00:03:34,921 And you decided that it would be a good Christmas gift for me? 90 00:03:35,021 --> 00:03:35,921 Yes! 91 00:03:36,021 --> 00:03:37,561 It's a terrible Christmas gift... 92 00:03:37,661 --> 00:03:39,042 Maybe it's a good one Christmas gift for him? 93 00:03:39,142 --> 00:03:41,042 But if you want to give him a gift, bring him a dead pig. 94 00:03:41,142 --> 00:03:42,522 Let him practice on it! 95 00:03:42,622 --> 00:03:44,523 They have the same skin density like people. 96 00:03:44,623 --> 00:03:47,003 No I can't bring it to him another dead pig. 97 00:03:47,103 --> 00:03:49,724 Last time I came home ah... there... 98 00:03:49,824 --> 00:03:52,604 he... with this pig... 99 00:03:52,704 --> 00:03:54,285 I won't bring him a pig again. 100 00:03:54,385 --> 00:03:55,845 Well, I can't help it. 101 00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,925 Don't you want to give him a pig? But he won’t train on me. 102 00:03:58,025 --> 00:03:59,506 So sorry, Jackson. 103 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:03,687 Okay, then I'll have to make yourself another one. 104 00:04:03,787 --> 00:04:05,807 Does he tattoo you? 105 00:04:05,907 --> 00:04:06,927 Yes. 106 00:04:07,027 --> 00:04:09,168 - Is he practicing on you? - Yes. 107 00:04:09,268 --> 00:04:10,168 And how many of them do you have? 108 00:04:10,268 --> 00:04:12,888 One here and 10 on the back. 109 00:04:12,988 --> 00:04:14,929 Damn, show her to me. 110 00:04:15,029 --> 00:04:16,669 This is his last sentence. 111 00:04:18,710 --> 00:04:19,710 "Gay"? 112 00:04:20,830 --> 00:04:21,930 No, it's the letter "F". 113 00:04:22,030 --> 00:04:25,011 - I think it says "Gay" here. - No. 114 00:04:25,111 --> 00:04:26,491 Oh look, yes, it's true! This is the letter "F". 115 00:04:26,591 --> 00:04:28,612 Okay, he probably put a double meaning there, 116 00:04:28,712 --> 00:04:31,452 but what... do you think What does G-F-Y mean? 117 00:04:31,552 --> 00:04:32,732 "You're lucky." 118 00:04:32,832 --> 00:04:34,253 - “Are you lucky”? - That's what he said. 119 00:04:34,353 --> 00:04:35,373 - Seriously? - Yes. 120 00:04:35,473 --> 00:04:36,933 - And you believed him? - Yes. 121 00:04:37,033 --> 00:04:38,533 Do you want to know what it is does it really mean? 122 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:40,154 - What? - “Fuck you.” 123 00:04:44,195 --> 00:04:45,095 This is great! 124 00:04:45,195 --> 00:04:46,495 - Cool? - Yes. 125 00:04:46,595 --> 00:04:47,815 Is this cool? 126 00:04:47,915 --> 00:04:50,056 Well, imagine if... someone comes up to me 127 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,776 and threatens me, and I tell him: "Fuck you!" 128 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,217 Do you think Is that why he wrote it? 129 00:04:54,317 --> 00:04:55,977 So that you can tell others: "Fuck you"? 130 00:04:56,077 --> 00:04:59,398 Or did he mean: "Stokes, fuck you"? 131 00:05:02,998 --> 00:05:03,998 No. 132 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:07,419 I think he wrote 133 00:05:07,519 --> 00:05:10,420 "Fuck you" forever on your skin... 134 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:12,180 - No. -..as a message for you. 135 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:13,180 No! 136 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,321 It's like, you know, It's hard to make a mistake. 137 00:05:17,161 --> 00:05:18,941 So now I have to see everything else is on the back. 138 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:20,102 - No, don't. - Let's. 139 00:05:20,202 --> 00:05:22,102 - I don't... - Do you know what's there? 140 00:05:22,202 --> 00:05:24,022 - There... - Let's see. Let's! 141 00:05:24,122 --> 00:05:25,583 Let's! Let's see what's there. 142 00:05:25,683 --> 00:05:27,063 - Fine. - Raise the sword belt. 143 00:05:27,163 --> 00:05:28,983 - Oh, damn it! - What? 144 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:31,224 There's a big dick and balls, crawling out of panties. 145 00:05:31,324 --> 00:05:32,224 Oh my! 146 00:05:32,324 --> 00:05:33,864 And the inscription "Sperm Monster" along the spine. 147 00:05:33,964 --> 00:05:34,865 What?! 148 00:05:34,965 --> 00:05:38,265 Sorry. He hates you. 149 00:05:38,365 --> 00:05:40,506 I was not mistaken, he hates you! 150 00:05:40,606 --> 00:05:43,306 Okay, that's it - no more tattoos! 151 00:05:43,406 --> 00:05:44,667 Yes. 152 00:05:44,767 --> 00:05:46,627 I mean, after the next one. 153 00:05:46,727 --> 00:05:48,147 "Next"? 154 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:50,888 I've already paid for it. 155 00:05:52,568 --> 00:05:54,148 Attention, buyers! 156 00:05:54,248 --> 00:05:56,429 Only 10 minutes left to get 157 00:05:56,529 --> 00:05:59,069 new cookbook autographed by Miranda Tapsell 158 00:05:59,169 --> 00:06:00,870 "Sapphires and sherbets." 159 00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:03,630 Miranda right now signs books in the electrical department 160 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:05,111 in a shopping center. 161 00:06:10,212 --> 00:06:12,112 - Hello! - Hello! 162 00:06:12,212 --> 00:06:14,592 - Have you been a good girl? - Yes. 163 00:06:14,692 --> 00:06:16,913 I hope that's the case because Santa will find out everything. 164 00:06:17,013 --> 00:06:19,373 - If you haven't been, you won't be able... - That's enough. Get off! 165 00:06:20,454 --> 00:06:22,214 Yes, you're next. 166 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:25,195 Not you. That little girl over there. 167 00:06:25,295 --> 00:06:26,835 - Merry Christmas! - Merry Christmas! 168 00:06:30,856 --> 00:06:32,776 Merry Christmas! 168 00:06:55,856 --> 00:07:04,776 WE ARE CONDUCTING OBSERVATION THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 00:10:34,884 Then the queen pulls her royal pantaloons, 262 00:10:34,984 --> 00:10:36,404 and James returns, 263 00:10:36,504 --> 00:10:38,485 carries a royal dish with a large 264 00:10:38,585 --> 00:10:41,245 bottle with broth. 265 00:10:41,345 --> 00:10:42,726 The Queen asks: "What is it, James?" 266 00:10:42,826 --> 00:10:46,206 And he says: "I thought what did you ask for big 267 00:10:46,306 --> 00:10:47,826 bottle of broth." 268 00:10:55,748 --> 00:10:58,369 And it's funny because did he see her naked? 269 00:10:58,469 --> 00:11:00,609 Or because she's a queen? 270 00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:03,670 No, because of the sound the fart made, passing through the water. 271 00:11:06,430 --> 00:11:08,051 A big bottle of broth! 272 00:11:08,151 --> 00:11:09,691 And he brought it on a tray? 273 00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:12,011 You don't get the joke, do you? 274 00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:13,492 - Yours is not. - Pf-f! 275 00:11:13,592 --> 00:11:15,132 Of course I'm not going to start your speech with this. 276 00:11:15,232 --> 00:11:16,692 - Well... - This is a terrible joke. 277 00:11:16,792 --> 00:11:19,093 You can't even tell... Okay, no need. 278 00:11:19,193 --> 00:11:21,333 I don't want you to say best friend speech. 279 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:23,434 - No, don’t prepare a speech. - Okay, I agree! 280 00:11:24,514 --> 00:11:26,814 - Oh, no, wait! - No, I agree. 281 00:11:26,914 --> 00:11:29,135 Okay... I changed my mind. 282 00:11:29,235 --> 00:11:30,575 - Please no! - No. 283 00:11:30,675 --> 00:11:32,315 - Please! - It's very painful. 284 00:11:33,596 --> 00:11:35,176 I'm not needed, and that's fine. 285 00:11:35,276 --> 00:11:36,276 Please? 286 00:11:38,116 --> 00:11:39,377 Okay, I'll think about it. 287 00:11:39,477 --> 00:11:41,497 You know what? Perhaps I'll think about it. 288 00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:42,817 Yes, I'll think about it. 289 00:11:42,917 --> 00:11:44,298 But you won't know. 290 00:11:44,398 --> 00:11:46,278 You won't know... 291 00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,839 ..until the very last minute. 292 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,540 What's the matter, dude? 293 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,121 What about the hostages? 294 00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:02,821 I thought it was a simple robbery nothing complicated. 295 00:12:02,921 --> 00:12:04,742 I mean we came here on Christmas Eve, 296 00:12:04,842 --> 00:12:07,182 we had a day to find truck and load everything. 297 00:12:07,282 --> 00:12:08,442 It's time for us to leave! 298 00:12:09,723 --> 00:12:11,543 Everything is not going according to plan. 299 00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:13,543 I know things aren't going according to plan buddy! 300 00:12:13,643 --> 00:12:15,104 But man, I saw her... 301 00:12:15,204 --> 00:12:16,864 Do you know who she is? 302 00:12:16,964 --> 00:12:18,144 No. 303 00:12:18,244 --> 00:12:19,625 Didn't you recognize her? 304 00:12:19,725 --> 00:12:21,225 Miranda... Tapsell! 305 00:12:21,325 --> 00:12:22,785 That's her name - Miranda Tapsell! 306 00:12:22,885 --> 00:12:24,466 Look for her, man. Google it. 307 00:12:24,566 --> 00:12:27,066 She's everywhere, man! She really is everywhere! 308 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:30,507 Trish... Trish loves her. 309 00:12:30,607 --> 00:12:33,267 - What do we have to do with it? - This is an opportunity, man! 310 00:12:33,367 --> 00:12:34,868 Imagine how much they will pay for it! 311 00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:36,068 Who will pay? 312 00:12:36,168 --> 00:12:37,588 Channels, dude! 313 00:12:37,688 --> 00:12:39,589 - What channels? - All channels! 314 00:12:39,689 --> 00:12:41,869 Channel-7, channel-9, channel-10. 315 00:12:41,969 --> 00:12:44,710 Yes, man, channels! 316 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,190 This is an opportunity, brother! 317 00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:48,910 I can't believe it that she was here. 318 00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:51,351 So will you call the channels? 319 00:12:51,451 --> 00:12:52,831 I'll call the channels. 320 00:12:52,931 --> 00:12:55,512 And make them pay money for a hostage? 321 00:12:55,612 --> 00:12:56,612 Yes. 322 00:12:57,612 --> 00:12:59,813 - For Miranda Tapsell? - For Miranda Tapsell. 323 00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:04,113 Why should channels pay for it? 324 00:13:04,213 --> 00:13:06,474 Just be patient a little. It's Christmas. 325 00:13:06,574 --> 00:13:09,595 Show generosity okay, Jimmy? 326 00:13:09,695 --> 00:13:11,175 Santa knows best. 327 00:13:15,376 --> 00:13:18,116 Bye, dad! Good night. 328 00:13:18,216 --> 00:13:20,357 Bye, dear! And you too! Love you! 329 00:13:20,457 --> 00:13:22,037 Yes, and I love you! Telephone kiss? 330 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:24,518 - Telephone kiss? - Yes. 331 00:13:29,538 --> 00:13:31,919 I love you so much! One more time! 332 00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:33,719 - Bye, daddy! - Bye. 333 00:13:33,819 --> 00:13:35,560 What a great guy! 334 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:37,680 You're literally kissing with the phone. 335 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:38,720 It's fun. 336 00:13:40,581 --> 00:13:42,761 I guess he'll strike back right? 337 00:13:42,861 --> 00:13:44,762 Just not that big. 338 00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,242 Well, not today. 339 00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:48,442 He won't go out and buy shrimp or something like that? 340 00:13:48,542 --> 00:13:50,723 No, I mean Dad just doesn't believe it. 341 00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:53,363 "No Christmas, no need to worry." 342 00:13:53,463 --> 00:13:55,564 And he won't send you even a small gift? 343 00:13:55,664 --> 00:13:56,664 No. 344 00:13:57,784 --> 00:14:00,205 - And on your birthday? - No. 345 00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:02,325 And when you were a child? 346 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,206 If we needed something, they bought it. 347 00:14:05,306 --> 00:14:09,766 But dad believes that in love there can be no commerce. 348 00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:11,287 Our presence is a gift! 349 00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:13,167 Like, being together and being a family - 350 00:14:13,267 --> 00:14:14,647 this is already a gift. 351 00:14:14,747 --> 00:14:17,768 That is, it was a gift your shared DNA? 352 00:14:17,868 --> 00:14:20,369 Absolutely right. 353 00:14:20,469 --> 00:14:24,089 Do you mean your father was it bad with money? 354 00:14:24,189 --> 00:14:25,570 No. 355 00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:28,690 He spent wisely because we had some money, 356 00:14:28,790 --> 00:14:30,731 but, in principle, sometimes he littered them. 357 00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:32,531 - Is it true? - Yes, he loved to have fun. 358 00:14:32,631 --> 00:14:35,091 - How? - Mostly horses. Yes. 359 00:14:35,191 --> 00:14:36,492 He loved the jitters. 360 00:14:36,592 --> 00:14:40,252 This is the missing piece of the puzzle. 361 00:14:40,352 --> 00:14:43,093 No! No, it's not like that at all! 362 00:14:43,193 --> 00:14:44,693 It's... really, it's not like that! 363 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:46,654 He was really lucky. 364 00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:48,374 True, I was lucky. He always won. 365 00:14:48,474 --> 00:14:50,254 - Always? - Yes. 366 00:14:50,354 --> 00:14:52,095 - Always? - Yes. 367 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,775 - Have you always won? - Yes, always. 368 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,736 - Always? - Always. 369 00:14:55,836 --> 00:14:58,616 - Did he always win? - Always won. 370 00:14:58,716 --> 00:15:01,777 - Always? - Yes. 371 00:15:01,877 --> 00:15:03,257 Wow! 372 00:15:03,357 --> 00:15:05,017 This is amazing! 373 00:15:05,117 --> 00:15:07,918 This... this... 374 00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:11,579 In fact, you know I think I've heard of him! 375 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:16,100 The player who always wins! 376 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,420 Yes! 377 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:19,720 "Hey kids, I won again!" 378 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,181 But he is not Santa. 379 00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:25,741 "No, we don't need gifts!" 380 00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,662 "We have ourselves!" 381 00:15:29,802 --> 00:15:32,063 "Hey guys, I'm going to the racetrack!" 382 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,383 No, actually I'm going for tea. Will you? 383 00:15:34,483 --> 00:15:36,264 - No. - And it looks like you will. 384 00:15:36,364 --> 00:15:38,144 I'll bring it to you. 385 00:15:47,206 --> 00:15:50,126 You're quiet, my friend! Everything is fine? 386 00:15:51,126 --> 00:15:52,607 Yes, okay. 387 00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,347 It's that time of year. 388 00:15:55,447 --> 00:15:57,008 - Christmas. - Yes. 389 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,908 No, not for me - I'm an orphan... 390 00:16:03,649 --> 00:16:06,029 You know, I was transferred from one shelter to another. 391 00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:07,630 - It's clear. - From one to another. 392 00:16:07,730 --> 00:16:09,110 Yes. 393 00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,851 When I was six years old I missed Christmas altogether! 394 00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:16,051 They asked me: "How was your Christmas? last week?" 395 00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:18,512 “You didn’t even know it was there?” - I had no idea. 396 00:16:18,612 --> 00:16:20,512 "Christmas was last week. You missed it. 397 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,033 Happy New Year!" 398 00:16:22,133 --> 00:16:25,473 Sometimes I want to be again that little boy, you know? 399 00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:27,474 As do we all, my friend! 400 00:16:27,574 --> 00:16:29,374 - And start again. - Yes. 401 00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,796 What, buddy? Tell me. 402 00:16:39,896 --> 00:16:41,276 - What? - No. 403 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:42,797 - No, come on! - No, it's just stupid. 404 00:16:42,897 --> 00:16:45,837 Come on! Whatever you say it won't be stupid. 405 00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:47,918 - Come on, lay it out! - No, forget about it. 406 00:16:48,018 --> 00:16:49,398 Such a time, my friend! Christmas! 407 00:16:49,498 --> 00:16:51,278 Time to give! My heart is open. 408 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,119 Come on! What are we talking about, buddy? 409 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:56,859 You see... currently you can become... 410 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,200 You can become whatever you want. 411 00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:02,241 This is true. 412 00:17:02,341 --> 00:17:04,881 - Any gender you want. - Yes. 413 00:17:04,981 --> 00:17:06,881 - Any color. - Yes. 414 00:17:06,981 --> 00:17:09,322 - You can do whatever you want. - Any height. 415 00:17:09,422 --> 00:17:10,922 Yes, now you can even change your height. 416 00:17:11,022 --> 00:17:12,603 You can change your appearance. Actually, that's it! 417 00:17:12,703 --> 00:17:15,923 Yes, change your tits, change your dick. You can change everything, my friend! 418 00:17:16,023 --> 00:17:17,544 I was thinking... 419 00:17:18,624 --> 00:17:20,104 ..what I would like... 420 00:17:21,104 --> 00:17:22,585 ..to become a little boy again. 421 00:17:27,306 --> 00:17:30,526 I... don't understand How is this possible, my friend. 422 00:17:30,626 --> 00:17:32,427 I think I'd like to start again. 423 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:34,447 All over again. 424 00:17:34,547 --> 00:17:37,648 - A six-year-old boy? - Yes. 425 00:17:37,748 --> 00:17:39,488 Becoming a six year old boy? 426 00:17:39,588 --> 00:17:41,688 Well I feel a six year old boy. 427 00:17:41,788 --> 00:17:44,009 I don't want to upset you 428 00:17:44,109 --> 00:17:46,409 but it seems to me There is no such possibility, my friend! 429 00:17:46,509 --> 00:17:48,370 But it's possible! 430 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:50,350 You can be whatever you want! 431 00:17:52,310 --> 00:17:54,291 The way you feel. 432 00:17:54,391 --> 00:17:56,231 Your true self! 433 00:17:57,271 --> 00:17:59,492 And I feel a six year old boy. 434 00:17:59,592 --> 00:18:01,672 A very small boy. 435 00:18:03,113 --> 00:18:04,533 Who looks at the stars. 436 00:18:04,633 --> 00:18:07,133 Listens to the sleigh bells. 437 00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:09,234 Waiting for Santa to come. 438 00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:12,534 Yeah, it's late, buddy. 439 00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,435 I think you should forget about it. 440 00:18:16,915 --> 00:18:18,396 Can I sit on your lap? 441 00:18:19,796 --> 00:18:21,756 No, damn it! You can't sit on my lap. 442 00:18:24,117 --> 00:18:26,297 But you said your heart is open because it's Christmas. 443 00:18:26,397 --> 00:18:29,158 Not so overt, okay? Damn, this is just funny! 444 00:18:31,518 --> 00:18:33,259 Sorry dude, it was... 445 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:35,179 It was stupid. Sorry. 446 00:18:54,323 --> 00:18:55,703 Okay, go ahead. 447 00:18:55,803 --> 00:18:58,264 Come on, quickly. 448 00:18:58,364 --> 00:18:59,744 -Are you serious? - Yes, come on. 449 00:18:59,844 --> 00:19:01,324 Fast. He came and sat down. 450 00:19:02,604 --> 00:19:05,085 -Can you put on a beard? - Jimmy... 451 00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:15,267 If you ever tell someone... 452 00:19:15,367 --> 00:19:16,607 And a wig. 453 00:19:19,328 --> 00:19:21,328 God, Jimmy! 454 00:19:22,768 --> 00:19:24,889 - Fine. - And a hat. 455 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:32,650 And glasses. 456 00:19:37,331 --> 00:19:39,412 Come on, come on. Until I changed my mind. Let's! 457 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,514 Can you... 458 00:19:51,614 --> 00:19:52,994 Can I make a wish? 459 00:19:53,094 --> 00:19:55,015 Yes. Faster, come on! What do you want? 460 00:19:58,935 --> 00:20:00,416 I don't want anything. 461 00:20:04,817 --> 00:20:05,977 That's all... 462 00:20:08,697 --> 00:20:10,178 ..what I wanted. 463 00:20:18,859 --> 00:20:21,120 Damn, this sucks! 464 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:25,221 Sounds like someone has Santastropha. 465 00:20:27,981 --> 00:20:29,442 - Santastrophe. - Yes. 466 00:20:31,262 --> 00:20:33,082 - Santastrophe. - Santastrophe. I heard you. 467 00:20:33,182 --> 00:20:34,663 Yes, I heard you. 468 00:20:37,303 --> 00:20:38,683 - Do you want... - No, I don’t want to. 469 00:20:38,783 --> 00:20:40,684 Listen, if you want to explain, what does your new word mean? 470 00:20:40,784 --> 00:20:42,844 tell me but we won't do this crap 471 00:20:42,944 --> 00:20:44,645 every time you come up with new word. 472 00:20:44,745 --> 00:20:46,165 If you want to tell me what is this, tell me. 473 00:20:46,265 --> 00:20:47,765 Or let's pretend that you didn't say that. 474 00:20:47,865 --> 00:20:49,486 I don't mind. 475 00:20:49,586 --> 00:20:50,966 - Okay, I'll tell you. - OK. 476 00:20:51,066 --> 00:20:55,207 "Santastrophy" is when we evaluate and reflect 477 00:20:55,307 --> 00:20:59,127 about what we have achieved - or not achieved in some cases - 478 00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:02,248 from the moment Santa visited last time 479 00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:05,289 until the moment when Santa is going to visit us again. 480 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,029 - Santastrophe. - Santastrophe. 481 00:21:08,029 --> 00:21:10,410 - This is all? - All. This is good. 482 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:11,890 No, this is bad. 483 00:21:11,990 --> 00:21:13,690 This is probably the worst a word you made up 484 00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:15,451 since you started inventing your own words. 485 00:21:15,551 --> 00:21:18,691 - You said that about “Sock-Head”. - I meant "Sock-Head." 486 00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:20,652 We have a word for it. "Cap." 487 00:21:20,752 --> 00:21:23,172 Fine. Let there be a "hat". 488 00:21:23,272 --> 00:21:24,172 You know what? 489 00:21:24,272 --> 00:21:26,613 Actually what bothers me more is... that you're not angry about it. 490 00:21:26,713 --> 00:21:28,893 - I'm not angry. - I know you're not angry. 491 00:21:28,993 --> 00:21:30,374 Because I don't think about it. 492 00:21:30,474 --> 00:21:33,094 When you don't think about it, it doesn't even occur to me. 493 00:21:33,194 --> 00:21:34,574 - So your advice is that it’s better not to know? - That's it! 494 00:21:34,674 --> 00:21:36,615 It's easier that way. Ignorance is bliss. 495 00:21:36,715 --> 00:21:38,295 Treated with Santastropha. 496 00:21:38,395 --> 00:21:41,056 I didn't think about anything... 17 years. 497 00:21:41,156 --> 00:21:43,056 - 17 years old? - Yes. 498 00:21:43,156 --> 00:21:44,976 When was this, in 2001? What were you thinking about then? 499 00:21:45,076 --> 00:21:47,117 I don't like to remember this. 500 00:21:48,157 --> 00:21:50,578 Because lunch is the main meal of the day. 501 00:21:50,678 --> 00:21:52,298 We will have guests. 502 00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,638 Why can't you go to Brian's tonight? 503 00:21:56,279 --> 00:21:58,739 Ah, I see! Did Brian have cancer? 504 00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:00,220 Is it true? 505 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,800 When was this? 506 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:05,861 Well, I think hardly 20 years ago matters. 507 00:22:05,961 --> 00:22:08,141 It wasn't this year! 508 00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:10,422 Yes, good! Well, I'll see you at 11:00. 509 00:22:10,522 --> 00:22:12,582 Bye! Merry Christmas! 510 00:22:12,682 --> 00:22:14,882 God! 511 00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,463 - Carol? - Yes. 512 00:22:17,563 --> 00:22:20,544 I know you have a lot going on with your family and Merry Christmas. 513 00:22:20,644 --> 00:22:22,584 - Oh, God! - Yes, a lot of everything. 514 00:22:22,684 --> 00:22:25,324 But I want to talk to you about something. 515 00:22:26,925 --> 00:22:30,345 Our shift started at 8:30 and now it's 11:15, 516 00:22:30,445 --> 00:22:35,486 and you've already mentioned it 20 times your fight against cancer. 517 00:22:36,567 --> 00:22:38,107 - I'm sorry? - Yes. 518 00:22:38,207 --> 00:22:40,627 You mentioned it 20 times, and this... 519 00:22:40,727 --> 00:22:43,828 Oh, sorry! I didn't know you were keeping records. 520 00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:46,789 I had to count because it drives me crazy. 521 00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,629 Okay... first of all, 522 00:22:48,729 --> 00:22:52,590 I'm so sorry I had cancer and that it was so painful, 523 00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:55,230 and that I constantly think about it. 524 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:58,311 I didn't know I should be careful not to mention... 525 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,271 Yes you have no idea what does it look like? 526 00:23:00,371 --> 00:23:02,832 - Actually, I have! - Seriously? 527 00:23:02,932 --> 00:23:05,312 Yes! I lost my grandmother in February 528 00:23:05,412 --> 00:23:06,953 due to the same type of cancer, which you had. 529 00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:09,793 She was a grandmother! All grandmothers die! 530 00:23:09,893 --> 00:23:11,834 They knit and then die. 531 00:23:11,934 --> 00:23:13,954 I can't talk anymore about the program "The Bachelor". 532 00:23:14,054 --> 00:23:15,594 You got me on it in July. 533 00:23:15,694 --> 00:23:17,755 Sorry, you're comparing now "The Bachelor" and cancer? 534 00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:19,235 I got a lot of problems! 535 00:23:19,335 --> 00:23:22,076 You use your cancer for everything! You have a new parking space. 536 00:23:22,176 --> 00:23:25,076 On Tuesday you took the last one roll with sausage. For everything! 537 00:23:25,176 --> 00:23:29,277 I'm just this week made you a hundred cups of tea, 538 00:23:29,377 --> 00:23:30,757 just because you had cancer. 539 00:23:30,857 --> 00:23:32,338 This is too much! 540 00:23:33,338 --> 00:23:34,438 Are you finished? 541 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:37,599 Sorry, it's just burst out of my chest. 542 00:23:37,699 --> 00:23:40,159 This really bothered me. 543 00:23:40,259 --> 00:23:42,980 I hope you feel better when you spoke out loud. 544 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:47,221 Carol, forgive me! 545 00:23:48,821 --> 00:23:51,121 Sorry, I'm so sorry, Carol! 546 00:23:51,221 --> 00:23:52,882 I told you... 547 00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:54,582 Are you pretending?! 548 00:23:55,742 --> 00:23:58,003 Okay, I'm pretending or really cry... 549 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,803 This is too much! 550 00:23:59,903 --> 00:24:02,664 You know what? I would be very careful with what I say. 551 00:24:04,104 --> 00:24:05,804 I can pull the strings do you understand? 552 00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,965 I can transfer you from here. 553 00:24:08,065 --> 00:24:09,545 People will listen to me. 554 00:24:10,545 --> 00:24:12,666 And do you know why they will listen to me? 555 00:24:14,506 --> 00:24:18,787 Because... you had... cancer. 556 00:24:20,307 --> 00:24:21,787 You said it. 557 00:24:25,308 --> 00:24:27,749 - Maybe some tea? - Yes. I'll bring it.