1 00:00:00,479 --> 00:00:02,720 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage. 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:07,340 Fred, would you like to have dinner with me? I would love to. As long as this 3 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:09,760 Fakenbunker thing is going on, I ain't got nothing to say to you. 4 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,040 I can live with that. 5 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:18,300 How about this? 6 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:22,600 Troy Aikman, Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and a footballer. Oh, yeah, that could 7 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:23,419 be fun. 8 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,660 What are y'all talking about? 9 00:00:24,980 --> 00:00:27,020 Clearly, they're trying to keep their marriage spicy. 10 00:00:28,540 --> 00:00:30,580 We're trying to come up with a family Halloween costume. 11 00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:34,320 Oh, Cece would be such a cute football. 12 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,560 I know, and this might be the last year that we get to pick before she starts 13 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:39,640 having her own ideas. 14 00:00:40,020 --> 00:00:43,380 I remember when Connor was five, I wanted him to go as Pete Rose. 15 00:00:43,640 --> 00:00:45,040 He wanted to go as Pants. 16 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:47,419 As what? 17 00:00:47,420 --> 00:00:48,420 You heard me. 18 00:00:48,700 --> 00:00:49,700 Pants. 19 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:52,540 I got it. Dress at park. 20 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:56,380 I'll be Jeff Goldblum, you'll be the hot blonde lady, and Cece can be the T-Rex. 21 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,580 Hey, that hot blonde lady has a name. 22 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:00,140 What is it? 23 00:01:00,700 --> 00:01:02,840 Just because I don't know it doesn't mean she doesn't have one. 24 00:01:04,239 --> 00:01:06,080 You think Mary can make a T-Rex costume? 25 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:09,680 As long as my mom's dating Fakenbacher, I ain't asking her for nothing. 26 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,680 Can't you make it? 27 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,880 Not all girls know how to sew, Georgie. 28 00:01:14,380 --> 00:01:17,460 Well, I think girls can do anything, but I guess I'm a feminist. 29 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:20,720 I'll make it for you. 30 00:01:21,820 --> 00:01:23,580 Are you sure? Sounds pretty complicated. 31 00:01:24,380 --> 00:01:26,020 Don't listen to him, you... girl? 32 00:01:57,230 --> 00:01:58,610 So, any Halloween plans? 33 00:01:58,930 --> 00:02:03,190 Well, Missy's going to a party, and Georgie won't let me trick-or-treat with 34 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:07,290 you. Well, of course you can. Just wear a mask, carry an accordion, and I'll 35 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:08,290 tell everyone you're Connor. 36 00:02:09,070 --> 00:02:11,030 That's fine. I'll just be here by myself. 37 00:02:12,430 --> 00:02:16,710 So, uh, no friends or coming over? 38 00:02:17,410 --> 00:02:19,690 Fred is out of town, if that's what you're asking. 39 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:25,270 Well, I could have met any friend, like Pastor Jeff or... or Jesus. 40 00:02:26,920 --> 00:02:30,420 Jesus will be here. Pass now candy and Bible verses with me. 41 00:02:31,660 --> 00:02:33,960 Okay, I don't want to tell you what to do, but it better be good candy. 42 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,560 Bye. Where are you going? 43 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,340 To the mall with Heather. We're getting stuff for our costumes. 44 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:41,760 Okay, but you know the rules. 45 00:02:42,100 --> 00:02:43,820 No demons, no killers, no cleavage. 46 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:48,240 And if you were going to be a ghost, it better be the Holy One. 47 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,800 So when are you going to ask? Me and my friends are going to be the Spice Girls. 48 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,140 That sounds cute. 49 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:54,940 So everyone's a different spice? 50 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,100 Exactly. I'm Ginger. 51 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,120 That's a good one. Very seasonal. 52 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,180 That's why I chose it. Gotta go. 53 00:03:06,560 --> 00:03:10,300 Well, speaking of costumes, what are you going as? 54 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:11,800 A dinosaur. 55 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,360 Yeah, we're doing a little Jurassic Park thing. 56 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:17,640 Oh, that'll be fun to make. I better get started. 57 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:22,240 Oh, um, actually, my mom is gonna make it this year. 58 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:28,250 Really? Yeah, she wanted to, and... Georgie... Is punishing me. 59 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:29,590 Yeah. 60 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,570 Your mother must be loving this. 61 00:03:32,990 --> 00:03:34,130 She just wants to help. 62 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:35,730 Help Georgie punish me? Yeah. 63 00:03:40,870 --> 00:03:41,870 Damn it! 64 00:03:42,650 --> 00:03:45,170 Problem? Oh, everything's fine. 65 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:47,750 So that was a damn it of victory? 66 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:50,150 I'm figuring it out. 67 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:52,150 I still have a couple more days. 68 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:55,630 My costume should be easy. I'm going as Phantom of the Opera. 69 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:57,870 Or you could be a grown-up. 70 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,330 Phantom is a grown-up. Kids don't go to the opera. 71 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:04,690 Please tell me you're not trick-or-treating. 72 00:04:05,030 --> 00:04:06,030 Don't be ridiculous. 73 00:04:06,470 --> 00:04:09,150 I'm gonna sit on the front porch with my keyboard and terrify the children 74 00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:10,150 musically. 75 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:12,770 This is so frustrating. 76 00:04:13,870 --> 00:04:14,870 Let's see what you got. 77 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:19,769 Hey, that's pretty good. 78 00:04:20,890 --> 00:04:21,890 Really? Yeah. 79 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:25,900 There's the head, and then you got that, you know, circle thing on the chest, and 80 00:04:25,900 --> 00:04:27,220 then triangles. 81 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:29,320 You really know your shapes, Dad. Good job. 82 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,120 It's terrible. 83 00:04:32,220 --> 00:04:35,100 I'm gonna have to go back to the fabric store and start all over. 84 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:37,940 You can always tell people Cece made the costume herself. 85 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,460 Do you think that's helpful? 86 00:04:40,740 --> 00:04:41,940 No, I thought it was funny. 87 00:04:42,700 --> 00:04:44,780 Honey, you're overthinking this, okay? She's three. 88 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,780 You could dress her in a garbage bag, and she'd be happy. 89 00:04:47,980 --> 00:04:49,820 I sure was the year I went as a garbage bag. 90 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,360 So, you gonna come trick-or-treating with us tonight? 91 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,660 You mean do I want to walk around with a kid who's having a meltdown because of 92 00:05:01,660 --> 00:05:03,160 an itchy costume and a sugar high? 93 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:06,640 We ain't gonna let her have that much candy. I was talking about you. 94 00:05:08,940 --> 00:05:09,940 Sorry I'm late. 95 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,420 Hey, what you got there? 96 00:05:11,780 --> 00:05:13,240 Picked up some horror movies for tonight. 97 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:15,700 Ooh, scary movies on Halloween. 98 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:17,360 Someone's got a date. 99 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,600 Is it that Sophia girl? 100 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:20,700 Oh, they broke up a few weeks ago. 101 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:23,940 Is it... What's her name? The dental hygienist? 102 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:27,460 No, he lied to her about flossing, so she couldn't trust him anymore. 103 00:05:29,040 --> 00:05:30,940 You guys know way too much about my life. 104 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:33,460 Excuse us for Karen. 105 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:35,240 Karen. Her name was Karen. 106 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,100 So what'd you get? 107 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:42,580 Friday the 13th. What's wrong with that? 108 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,120 The girls who have sex in that movie are the ones that get killed, not the 109 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,120 message you want to send. 110 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:48,840 What else you got? 111 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:50,920 Dawn of the Dead. 112 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:54,790 Zombies? Their skin's falling off. They're eating people. If she's turned 113 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:55,870 on by that, get out. 114 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:58,430 What about child's play? 115 00:05:58,770 --> 00:06:02,870 Do yourself a favor. Go back and rent a vampire movie. Everybody knows they're 116 00:06:02,870 --> 00:06:03,870 the sexiest monsters. 117 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:06,470 Everybody knows that. 118 00:06:07,550 --> 00:06:10,410 I'm sorry. What do you think the sexiest monster is? 119 00:06:10,690 --> 00:06:11,609 I don't know. 120 00:06:11,610 --> 00:06:14,870 Creature from the Black Lagoon, lives underwater, watch girls swim. 121 00:06:15,750 --> 00:06:18,110 That is not okay. What is wrong with you? 122 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:25,120 Okay, Mom, which is spookier? 123 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:30,440 One... or two? 124 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,480 Those sound the same. 125 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,780 One's a pipe organ and one's a church organ. Are you even listening? 126 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,280 Connor, I'm trying to get this ready for tonight. 127 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:47,980 What do you think? 128 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:49,460 Looks much better. 129 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:51,440 It does, doesn't it? 130 00:06:52,520 --> 00:06:55,940 Took a couple of do-overs, but I stuck with it. 131 00:06:57,040 --> 00:06:58,800 I hope that's a lesson to you. 132 00:06:59,140 --> 00:07:01,740 Don't volunteer to do something I can't do. Got it. 133 00:07:11,300 --> 00:07:12,600 Oh, yeah, that's the one. 134 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:18,040 Mary? Don't worry, I'm not staying. I just want to drop something off for 135 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,140 Cece. That is so sweet. 136 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,200 I'm so sorry she isn't here. 137 00:07:22,460 --> 00:07:27,740 I would have loved for you to have seen her in her costume, which I made. 138 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:29,860 Well, isn't that precious? 139 00:07:30,340 --> 00:07:33,900 It was challenging, but Cece's worth it. 140 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:38,060 Well, I guess there was no reason for me to bring this by. 141 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,360 You made her a costume? 142 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:46,460 Would you get... 143 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:51,270 I made it just in case. 144 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:54,110 Just in case what? Mine was terrible? 145 00:07:54,470 --> 00:07:55,249 But it's not. 146 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,670 It is perfectly fine. 147 00:07:57,470 --> 00:07:59,290 It is perfectly fine. 148 00:07:59,550 --> 00:08:00,810 That is what I said. 149 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:03,530 You know, this is petty, even for you. 150 00:08:03,770 --> 00:08:07,670 I have always made Cece's costumes, and you stole it from me. 151 00:08:07,890 --> 00:08:09,270 Twice isn't always. 152 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:10,790 It is when you're three. 153 00:08:11,630 --> 00:08:13,990 It's not my fault your son doesn't want you around. 154 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,320 I am just trying to give my granddaughter a great Halloween. 155 00:08:23,660 --> 00:08:26,940 Well, if all you care about is Cece, then you should want her to wear 156 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:28,380 whichever costume is best. 157 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:31,080 Hmm. Which one is that? 158 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:33,860 Get out of my house. 159 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:38,600 Gladly. I'm just gonna leave this right here for Cece. 160 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:49,960 Damn, that's well made. 161 00:08:58,620 --> 00:09:01,720 Mom, why would you throw this away? It's amazing. 162 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:04,680 Ew, you owe an apology. I didn't think you could pull this off. 163 00:09:06,400 --> 00:09:08,320 Mary made that to spite me. 164 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,940 You know, now that I look at it closer... Oh, stop it. 165 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:16,980 Well, she wasted her time because I want Cece to wear your costume. 166 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,720 Really? Yeah, of course. Where is it? 167 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:22,820 Dang, that's incredible. 168 00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:24,359 No, no, no. 169 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:27,880 No. No, it's not. What are you talking about? It's like the best costume I've 170 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:28,880 ever seen. 171 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:30,900 Your mom made this one? 172 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:33,740 You know, now that I look at it... No, I already tried that. 173 00:09:36,580 --> 00:09:38,840 Don't worry. Cece ain't wearing that. She's wearing yours. 174 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,380 No. I don't want her to wear mine. 175 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,500 I'm sure it's great. Go get it. 176 00:09:43,840 --> 00:09:45,040 I don't want to. 177 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,260 Mom, come on. Amanda, I said no. 178 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:49,880 Cece can wear this one because it's her Halloween. 179 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:55,300 Mary may be the better sewer, but I'm the better person. 180 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,180 Dang, I feel terrible. 181 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:02,299 Me too. 182 00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,480 This costume is amazing. 183 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,460 I know. We're going to take so many pictures. 184 00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:20,580 Costume. Why are you wearing a coat? 185 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:24,140 It's my costume. See, it's the color of ginger. 186 00:10:25,820 --> 00:10:27,880 Melissa Cooper, what are you hiding under there? 187 00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,940 Nothing. Give it to me. 188 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,400 Absolutely not. 189 00:10:36,680 --> 00:10:37,740 It's not that short. 190 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,000 You look like a British stripper. 191 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,400 She's a singer, and she's super popular. 192 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,940 I bet she is. 193 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,320 You are not. 194 00:10:47,820 --> 00:10:48,579 I don't like that. 195 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:51,920 I have to. It's a group costume. There's five Spice Girls. 196 00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:56,380 Well, tonight there can be four Spice Girls and their decent friend with self 197 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:57,380 -respect. 198 00:10:58,640 --> 00:10:59,840 Fine. I'll change. 199 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:03,040 Maybe I'll go with this girl whose psycho mom is trying to control her 200 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:06,340 life. Great. Sounds like a costume with pants. 201 00:11:14,920 --> 00:11:15,920 Take some candy. 202 00:11:16,430 --> 00:11:17,430 If you dare. 203 00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:19,690 You are not scary. 204 00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:23,510 Really? That chord is an augmented fourth, better known as the devil's 205 00:11:23,510 --> 00:11:24,510 interval. 206 00:11:25,070 --> 00:11:26,750 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! One piece, one piece! 207 00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:30,010 Didn't even say trick-or-treat. 208 00:11:37,470 --> 00:11:41,370 Dinosaur! Oh, look at that little dinosaur! 209 00:11:41,810 --> 00:11:44,750 That is just the cutest costume I've ever seen. 210 00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:51,889 I like that costume. 211 00:11:51,890 --> 00:11:52,890 Her nana did. 212 00:11:53,030 --> 00:11:55,510 You're lucky you have such a talented nana. 213 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:00,210 Thank you, honey. 214 00:12:00,610 --> 00:12:03,770 Wow! That is the best color. We know! 215 00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:15,630 What are you doing here? 216 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:18,750 Forgot my wallet. What are you doing here? Wait. 217 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,440 Is your date here? 218 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,760 Is she in the bathroom? Because I think that's where I left my wallet. 219 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:25,580 No, no one's here. 220 00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:27,940 Oh, she stands you up? 221 00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:29,139 That's sad. 222 00:12:29,140 --> 00:12:30,140 There's no date. 223 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,460 There was never a date. 224 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,540 Abuela's got a guy over, so I'm watching movies by myself. 225 00:12:36,420 --> 00:12:37,460 That's even sadder. 226 00:12:38,460 --> 00:12:40,040 Thank you. That helps. 227 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:45,060 All right, well, I'll grab my wallet and get out of your... I was gonna say hair, 228 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,200 but you're having a tough night. 229 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:48,360 I'm fine. 230 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:58,910 You know, I could pick up a six-pack, hang out, maybe order some pizza. 231 00:13:00,530 --> 00:13:01,690 You really want to do that? 232 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,490 Well, my wife's upset about some dumb costume and my son's sitting on the 233 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:08,250 porch wearing a cape. I really, really want to do that. 234 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,950 Sounds good. All right. 235 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:14,850 You order the pizza, I'll be right back with the beer. 236 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:17,950 Forgot my wallet again. 237 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:50,809 What are you doing? 238 00:13:50,810 --> 00:13:52,730 Do not play dumb with me. 239 00:13:53,370 --> 00:13:54,670 We got egged. 240 00:13:55,010 --> 00:13:56,930 Do people think Sheldon still lives here? 241 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:01,790 I know you were mad about your costume, but that is no excuse. 242 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,210 I didn't do this. 243 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:04,530 Well, then who did? 244 00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:07,430 I don't know. Did you hand out Bible verses again? 245 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,150 Okay, that is it. You are grounded. Get inside. 246 00:14:11,630 --> 00:14:16,290 Fine. Actually, no. I am going inside. You clean this mess up. 247 00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:21,170 Answered! That eggs you! 248 00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:28,010 Well, that was dumb. It's a dog with a knife. 249 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:32,110 Sorry it's not a black-and-white movie about an underwater pervert. 250 00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:36,990 He wasn't a pervert, and they were in his lagoon. 251 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,750 Thanks for sticking around. 252 00:14:41,150 --> 00:14:42,150 No problem. 253 00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:47,870 You don't think Halloween's gonna be one of those holidays that make you feel bad 254 00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:48,870 about being single? 255 00:14:49,420 --> 00:14:51,760 But everywhere you look, it's happy families. 256 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,620 You did not look at my house. 257 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:57,820 I just always thought at this point in my life I'd have kids to take trick-or 258 00:14:57,820 --> 00:14:58,820 -treating in. 259 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,460 Not even close. 260 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,560 Oh, you got plenty of time. 261 00:15:03,140 --> 00:15:07,880 You know, Clint Eastwood's having a baby in his 60s, which sounds terrible, but 262 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:08,880 you can do it. 263 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:11,120 I don't know. 264 00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:16,080 The girls that like me I don't like, and the girls I like are crazier than that 265 00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,080 doll with a knife. 266 00:15:17,950 --> 00:15:19,830 Hey, just keep looking. You'll find someone. 267 00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:21,510 Easy for you to say. 268 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:23,390 I'm serious. 269 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:28,230 Women just want a good guy with a steady job who's smart and kind. 270 00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:30,330 That's you. 271 00:15:31,470 --> 00:15:32,810 Thanks. I mean it. 272 00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:35,450 You'll be a great dad someday. 273 00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:41,950 Gotta say, you're better at this than I thought you'd be. 274 00:15:42,690 --> 00:15:46,050 I have a teenage daughter. I know how to talk to drama queens about their love 275 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:47,050 life. 276 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,200 That's more like it. 277 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:52,260 At least I don't have to pretend your new bangs look great. 278 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,240 Well, she cried a lot. She's asleep. 279 00:15:57,700 --> 00:15:58,800 Your mom or Cece? 280 00:15:59,860 --> 00:16:02,580 Cece. I think my mom is taking one of her wine baths. 281 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,540 Are we terrible parents if we eat this candy? 282 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:08,700 Are you kidding me? We carried her for 20 blocks. Get in there and find me a 283 00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:09,700 Snickers. 284 00:16:12,820 --> 00:16:16,140 A little light for trick-or-treaters. That's probably some teenager not even 285 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:17,140 in a costume. 286 00:16:18,359 --> 00:16:19,359 Nailed it. 287 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:21,780 I cannot deal with Mom right now. 288 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 What'd she do? 289 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:26,840 She saw my costume and freaked out. And then we got into a huge fight, and she 290 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:28,120 accused me of egging the house. 291 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,660 You egged the house? 292 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,440 No. It's okay. We've all thought about it. 293 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,880 I didn't do it. 294 00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,200 Didn't do what? 295 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,320 Mary thinks Missy egged their house. 296 00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,660 Which I didn't, and no one believes me. 297 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,680 Well, I believe you. 298 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,080 Why? 299 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,700 Because I don't think Missy would lie to me. 300 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:49,180 Why? 301 00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,720 Can I stay here? 302 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,480 I don't know if that's a good idea. 303 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,580 Yeah, if you don't go home, your mom's gonna go ballistic. 304 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:59,440 Of course you can stay here as long as you want. 305 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,000 Mom. 306 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:04,119 What? We can't let her go home to that woman. 307 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:08,400 Fine, but someone should call my mom and let her know Missy's here. I'd be happy 308 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,400 to call her. Not you! 309 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,260 totally ignored me, and spent the whole night talking to Heather. 310 00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:23,140 Look, I know you're upset, but take my word for it, do not get bangs. 311 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,900 Missy, grab your backpack. I'll take you to school. 312 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:30,260 I don't think I can go to school. I had such a rough night. Nice try. 313 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:40,000 Oh, my God. Last night was crazy. Sorry, I'm tapped out. 314 00:17:47,690 --> 00:17:48,830 I am here for my daughter. 315 00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,250 She left for school. 316 00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:55,650 You took my son, my granddaughter, and now Missy? Is there anything else you 317 00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,629 want to take from me? 318 00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,470 I didn't take anything from you. 319 00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:01,550 Missy is free to leave whenever she wants. 320 00:18:01,910 --> 00:18:04,750 I don't care what she wants. She is coming home tonight. 321 00:18:05,110 --> 00:18:09,950 Well, you can take her, but can you keep her? She seems a whole lot happier here. 322 00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:12,990 You know what? 323 00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:14,230 You want her? 324 00:18:14,590 --> 00:18:15,590 She's yours. 325 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:17,200 Great. Congratulations. 326 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,700 Enjoy having a teenage daughter. 327 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:29,140 So, I have some news. 328 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,060 Where are all the eggs? 329 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,100 Missy, other people need the bathroom. 330 00:18:49,230 --> 00:18:50,350 Is she still in there? 331 00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:51,770 Yeah, and I gotta get to work. 332 00:18:52,810 --> 00:18:54,490 Is there anybody in Mom and Dad's shower? 333 00:18:54,970 --> 00:18:55,970 I don't think so. 334 00:18:56,070 --> 00:18:57,070 Dibs! 335 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:06,630 What are you doing? 336 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:08,170 Missy's hogging the shower. 337 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:10,350 I can use dish soap, right? 338 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:12,230 It ain't gonna burn any sensitive areas. 339 00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,390 So this is how we live now. 340 00:19:18,850 --> 00:19:20,530 It's fine, Jim. We are winning.