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60th percentile
for height,
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50th for weight.
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Everything looks
right on target.
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Um, where are we with teething?
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Because she's about
90th percentile for screaming.
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Oh, she ain't been that bad.
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Oh, really? You don't hear it
all the way at work?
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Kids can teethe up until
their third birthday.
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Okay, now I may cry.
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Come on, we're halfway there.
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Hey, we're complaining here,
all right?
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Get in the boat.
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I'm telling you,
you're gonna miss this.
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Before you know it,
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she's gonna be
rolling her eyes
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and thinking everything
you say is dumb.
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Ugh.
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Like that.
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You two thinking about
having another one?
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- Definitely.
- Maybe.
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Uh-oh.
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You really don't want
to have more kids?
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I don't know.
Probably... someday.
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You don't want CeeCee to have
a little brother or sister?
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I don't know. Probably someday.
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Well, if you want them
to be friends,
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that someday needs
to be someday soon.
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Says who?
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Come on, there's a big gap
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between me and Sheldon
and Missy.
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There's a big gap between
you and your brother.
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Me and Connor are good.
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You barely talk.
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Which is why we're good.
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I thought we were
on the same page with this.
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Why? I never said I was ready
to have another baby.
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Well, you weren't ready
to have CeeCee,
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and she turned
out great.
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Hey, and word
on the street is,
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I, too, was
an unexpected blessing.
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Look, of course I love CeeCee.
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She's the best, and you...
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have your moments.
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But having another kid
is a big decision.
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Fine. You're right.
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Maybe I shouldn't have
just assumed you were on board.
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Thank you.
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This is something
we should talk about.
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Agreed.
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I'm ready to
have another kid.
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Yeah, well,
uh, too bad.
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We're back.
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Hey.
How was the doctor?
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CeeCee's perfect and
Mandy don't want another kid.
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That is not what I said.
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Great, let's go
to the bedroom and get to work.
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Fat chance.
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Y'all are happy
you had two kids, right?
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Of course.
Eh.
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Jim.
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What, you want me to lie?
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You love both our
children very much.
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Sure.
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Jim.
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I said sure.
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Oh, come on, don't you want
a grandson someday?
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Somebody to play catch with?
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Hey. Do not drag
him into this.
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Yeah, please don't.
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Look, I just got to fill
in at the station.
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There's a good chance
they're gonna call again.
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Now is not the time
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to be rolling around
like a beach ball.
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Fair point.
Thank you.
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Took you forever
to lose that baby weight.
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Again, thank you.
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You don't have
to decide this right away.
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You're both young.
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Well, I'm young.
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Say it again.
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He's so young he don't
even know what he's saying.
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No, I know exactly
what I'm saying.
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Dude, I'm trying to help you.
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Let me help.
I made the baby,
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the perfect baby,
that's the baby.
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Excuse me,
but we made a baby.
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Oh, dude.
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You got anything to
donate to the church?
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Don't think so.
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All right.
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I'm getting rid of
some of CeeCee's stuff
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she don't fit in no more.
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Okay.
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Remember this one
with the little footies?
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So precious.
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I know what you're doing.
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What? I'm just remembering
how cute my daughter was
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when she was a baby.
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She's still a baby.
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Well, not this size of a baby.
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Okay, stop trying to guilt me.
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How 'bout this?
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Why don't we just put
it in God's hands
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and see what happens?
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Put it in your own hands.
That's what's gonna happen.
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Look at this.
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Guy at table two gave me
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50 cents and
his phone number.
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Am I really not even
worth paper money?
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- You gonna call him?
- Ha-ha.
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Probably.
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Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Sure.
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You're happy just having
one kid, right?
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One kid, no husband.
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50 cents burning
a hole in my pocket.
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So happy.
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Georgie's pestering me
to have another baby.
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You don't want
another one?
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Well, not right now.
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Well, then do what
I did with my ex.
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I told him we were trying,
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but I was secretly
still on birth control.
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And, uh, this is the ex-husband
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that ended up having a baby
with another woman?
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You know what?
Here's a quarter.
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Go call someone
else for advice.
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This is the last batch.
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Judas Priest.
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How many checks are there?
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If you'd let me sign your name,
you wouldn't have to do this.
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It's fine.
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You don't trust me?
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Of course I trust you.
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So let me sign your name.
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No.
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Oh, there you are.
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Hey. What brings you by?
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I've got baby clothes
to donate.
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I thought you were gonna
hold on to some of these,
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just in case.
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So did I.
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What's going on?
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Nothing.
Just some stuff with Mandy.
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You know, marriage counseling
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is one of the services
I provide.
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Good to know.
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Or you could just
talk to your mother.
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Door's open 24/7.
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If I may,
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the boy might be
more comfortable talking to...
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another man.
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What can he tell you
that he can't tell me?
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Could be bedroom related.
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Yeah, he's gonna talk to you
about his bedroom problems.
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I ain't got no bedroom problems.
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It's just me and Mandy are
fighting about having more kids.
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That is a common issue
with young couples.
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Y-Your father and I had
our struggles with it.
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Which I
counseled you through.
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Sure you did.
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Son, this is something
I've dealt with
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in my own marriage as well.
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Your first marriage?
Is that why she left you?
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No, my-my current marriage.
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Why did that first one leave?
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That's not really relevant.
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My dad always said
she was too hot for you.
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Hey. Selena may have
been beautiful,
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but she was not
out of my league.
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And there was
a language barrier,
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which was a grande problemo.
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Well, I just wanted
to thank you again
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for letting me fill in for
your weather girl last month.
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No, I don't have an agent,
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but I do have
a RadioShack answering machine.
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Okay, well,
you've got my number.
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I'm here, I still fit
into my high school jeans
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and I am not afraid
to show a little cleavage.
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No, thank you.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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Oh, I just got off the phone
with the TV station.
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Oh. They call?
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A call was made. Move on.
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They got work for you?
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Not right this second, but
I am at the top of their list,
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so I probably shouldn't
be making any...
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big life changes.
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Like getting pregnant?
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Or a face tattoo,
something like that.
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You believe this?
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Beer tastes better outside.
Excuse me.
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Look, this is something
a lot of young couples face.
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And I really think
communication is key.
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Where is this coming from?
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Well, I was talking
to Pastor Jeff and--
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You told our business
to Pastor Jeff?
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Well, I didn't mean to.
I meant to tell my mom and--
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You told your mom, too?!
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00:08:23,501 --> 00:08:24,893
Your parents know!
202
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'Cause you told them!
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'Cause I'm good
at communicating!
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Georgie...
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I don't want to have
another kid right now.
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Well, when?
I don't know!
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But someday?
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I don't know!
209
00:08:37,124 --> 00:08:38,559
So maybe not someday?
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Maybe not.
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Well, what if
I'm not okay with that?
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Well, too bad, it's my decision.
213
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Once again, it's our decision!
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Oop, I thought you were done.
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You're in bed early.
216
00:09:00,016 --> 00:09:03,540
Yeah, well,
you know us old people.
217
00:09:03,541 --> 00:09:06,718
Oh, come on, I didn't mean that.
218
00:09:08,111 --> 00:09:10,026
I'm real sorry.
219
00:09:11,811 --> 00:09:13,768
You want me to sleep
on the couch?
220
00:09:13,769 --> 00:09:16,336
No. You can stay.
221
00:09:16,337 --> 00:09:17,772
You sure?
222
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Yeah.
223
00:09:21,124 --> 00:09:22,778
Thank you.
224
00:09:25,563 --> 00:09:26,956
Little warm in here.
225
00:09:31,918 --> 00:09:33,223
That's better.
226
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I really am sorry
about what I said before.
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Which part?
228
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Well, having another kid
is your decision.
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It's your body
and I support that.
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Thank you.
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Love you.
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Love you, too.
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Man, it's still
hot in here.
234
00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:07,257
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
235
00:10:08,258 --> 00:10:09,607
I was hot.
236
00:10:11,261 --> 00:10:13,307
And so are you,
by the way.
237
00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:20,835
Back on the couch
again, eh?
238
00:10:20,836 --> 00:10:22,750
Shut up.
239
00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:29,539
Dave Coulier's on tonight.
240
00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:31,368
Gonna be a good one.
241
00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:44,598
What's wrong?
242
00:10:44,599 --> 00:10:47,253
Little stiff.
Slept on the couch last night.
243
00:10:47,254 --> 00:10:49,081
Again?
244
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,911
First year's the hardest.
Everyone knows that.
245
00:10:53,738 --> 00:10:55,348
Well, you're welcome
to stay here.
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00:10:55,349 --> 00:10:56,610
Appreciate it.
247
00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:58,046
You could have brought
my granddaughter,
248
00:10:58,047 --> 00:10:59,962
but there's always next time.
249
00:11:01,007 --> 00:11:03,269
I don't get it.
CeeCee's wonderful.
250
00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:05,575
Why wouldn't she
want more of that?
251
00:11:05,576 --> 00:11:08,578
Missy was wonderful
at that age, too.
252
00:11:08,579 --> 00:11:10,973
Now I'm contemplating
an exorcism.
253
00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:15,629
You don't know
what's gonna happen.
254
00:11:15,630 --> 00:11:17,022
When I got pregnant
the second time
255
00:11:17,023 --> 00:11:18,675
and it was twins?
256
00:11:18,676 --> 00:11:20,112
That was a lot.
257
00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:21,853
Eh, twins don't sound so bad.
258
00:11:22,898 --> 00:11:24,508
Although, one of them
was Sheldon.
259
00:11:25,509 --> 00:11:28,120
Sheldon was a gift from God.
260
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:30,340
A difficult gift from God.
261
00:11:31,602 --> 00:11:33,038
Hey, what are the odds
of me having a genius?
262
00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:35,084
Your father had one.
263
00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:38,695
He's gone now.
264
00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:40,306
You can tell me the truth.
265
00:11:40,307 --> 00:11:41,873
Is Sheldon really his?
266
00:11:42,874 --> 00:11:44,005
Georgie Cooper.
267
00:11:44,006 --> 00:11:46,529
Well, Sheldon's smart,
tall and thin.
268
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:47,967
It ain't a crazy question.
269
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,664
He has a twin sister.
270
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,145
And that's the perfect cover.
271
00:11:58,455 --> 00:11:59,499
Need a hand?
272
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:01,327
Oh, you could help me
set the table.
273
00:12:01,328 --> 00:12:03,590
On it. Forks on the right,
knives on the left.
274
00:12:03,591 --> 00:12:05,201
Nope.
On it.
275
00:12:06,507 --> 00:12:07,986
Will Georgie be back for dinner?
276
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I don't know.
277
00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:11,380
Will he be back ever?
278
00:12:11,381 --> 00:12:13,382
Of course he will.
279
00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:14,557
Well, when?
280
00:12:14,558 --> 00:12:17,953
When he stops trying
to inseminate me.
281
00:12:19,433 --> 00:12:21,173
You know, I read an article
where women in their 30s
282
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,349
are starting
to freeze their eggs.
283
00:12:23,350 --> 00:12:24,828
Huh. Well, if you're
gonna do that,
284
00:12:24,829 --> 00:12:26,221
would you mind using
the garage freezer?
285
00:12:26,222 --> 00:12:28,268
I don't want your eggs
next to my ice cream.
286
00:12:29,269 --> 00:12:31,226
Okay, can we please
stop talking about my eggs?
287
00:12:31,227 --> 00:12:32,707
I'd like that.
288
00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:35,623
Just want you to know
I'm on your side.
289
00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:38,103
So, if I never have another kid,
290
00:12:38,104 --> 00:12:39,321
you're okay with that?
291
00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:42,934
Well, let's not be
throwing "never" around.
292
00:12:43,892 --> 00:12:45,197
I vote for more kids.
293
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,200
My uterus is not a democracy.
294
00:12:49,158 --> 00:12:50,550
Pretty touchy.
295
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:53,075
We sure she's not
already pregnant?
296
00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:00,603
Thanks for dinner.
297
00:13:00,604 --> 00:13:02,170
'Course.
298
00:13:02,171 --> 00:13:04,216
I'm grateful one of my kids
still wants to eat with me.
299
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,958
That's why I want a bunch.
Up my odds.
300
00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:09,612
Well, we can pray on it.
301
00:13:09,613 --> 00:13:12,224
I-I don't know.
God only had one kid.
302
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,704
He'll probably
take Mandy's side.
303
00:13:18,753 --> 00:13:20,189
Cooper residence.
304
00:13:21,147 --> 00:13:23,235
Oh, hi. Yes, he's still here.
305
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,540
You know, if you and
Georgie need to talk,
306
00:13:24,541 --> 00:13:26,804
I am happy to watch CeeCee.
307
00:13:27,762 --> 00:13:29,241
Not the time? Okay.
308
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,330
It's for you.
309
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,767
Hi.
310
00:13:33,768 --> 00:13:35,247
Are you planning
on coming home tonight?
311
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,509
I don't know.
312
00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:38,032
I don't really want
to have another fight.
313
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:41,122
So, instead, you're gonna
hide at your mommy's house?
314
00:13:41,123 --> 00:13:42,428
You're at your
mommy's house.
315
00:13:42,429 --> 00:13:44,125
We live at my mommy's house!
316
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:45,954
And let's stop saying "mommy."
317
00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,477
So you can decide
what I'm allowed to say,
318
00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:50,610
how many kids
I can have.
319
00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:52,264
Anything else you'd like
to decide for me?
320
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,309
Yes. You're staying
there tonight.
321
00:13:54,310 --> 00:13:56,703
Great, 'cause my mom's
making a pie,
322
00:13:56,704 --> 00:13:58,488
and it smells delicious.
323
00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:02,839
Do I have to make a pie now?
324
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:06,061
It... would keep me
from being a liar.
325
00:14:09,804 --> 00:14:12,675
You see Georgie, tell him
we're running low on brake pads.
326
00:14:12,676 --> 00:14:13,807
I'll take care of it.
327
00:14:13,808 --> 00:14:15,200
Where is he?
328
00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:16,853
I don't know. He'll be in soon.
329
00:14:16,854 --> 00:14:18,333
You don't know where he is?
330
00:14:18,334 --> 00:14:19,595
Did he not come home last night?
331
00:14:19,596 --> 00:14:21,859
Did you not
come home last night?
332
00:14:22,817 --> 00:14:24,078
Mind your own business.
333
00:14:24,079 --> 00:14:25,559
Aw, come on,
my business is boring.
334
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:28,474
Hey.
335
00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:29,693
Where were you
last night?
336
00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:32,347
You told him?
No.
337
00:14:32,348 --> 00:14:34,219
And yet I know.
338
00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:35,872
You got anything
better to do?
No.
339
00:14:35,873 --> 00:14:37,613
So where were you?
340
00:14:37,614 --> 00:14:38,701
I was at my mom's.
341
00:14:38,702 --> 00:14:41,269
Hmm. That means fight
with the wife.
342
00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:42,576
Go.
343
00:14:48,321 --> 00:14:49,408
You doing all right?
344
00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:51,672
I don't really want
to talk about it.
345
00:14:53,021 --> 00:14:55,370
Well, no one loves not talking
about stuff more than me,
346
00:14:55,371 --> 00:14:57,765
but, uh, I'm here,
if you want.
347
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:00,854
I just feel like this
is a life-changing decision
348
00:15:00,855 --> 00:15:02,334
and my opinion don't matter.
349
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,597
Well, you can't push
something like this.
350
00:15:04,598 --> 00:15:06,425
There's a ticking clock.
351
00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:07,514
I know.
352
00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:10,255
I also know that Audrey
didn't want a second kid
353
00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:12,344
till Mandy went off
to kindergarten.
354
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,562
Suddenly, the house was empty
355
00:15:13,563 --> 00:15:15,478
and she couldn't
keep her hands off me.
356
00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:18,219
And then you had Connor.
357
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:21,310
Well, sometimes a ticking clock
is attached to a bomb.
358
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:30,100
Hey.
359
00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:31,190
Hello.
360
00:15:32,452 --> 00:15:34,583
Can I ask you a weird question?
361
00:15:34,584 --> 00:15:36,804
Kind of my thing, but go ahead.
362
00:15:37,848 --> 00:15:39,762
Do you ever wish
you were an only child?
363
00:15:39,763 --> 00:15:41,590
Yes.
364
00:15:41,591 --> 00:15:43,026
You were very mean to me.
365
00:15:43,027 --> 00:15:45,028
Okay, well,
not all the time.
366
00:15:45,029 --> 00:15:48,032
When I was five, you told me
hot peppers were candy.
367
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:50,947
We were kids.
368
00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:53,994
What about the wedgie
that twisted my testicles?
369
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,604
Okay, well, they had
barely dropped yet.
370
00:15:55,605 --> 00:15:56,779
Remember when you told me
371
00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,303
if I jumped off the roof
with an umbrella
372
00:15:58,304 --> 00:15:59,609
I would float down?
373
00:16:00,610 --> 00:16:03,438
Just remember the sound
you made when you landed.
374
00:16:03,439 --> 00:16:06,312
The sound was "snap"
and it was my collarbone.
375
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:12,578
Hello.
376
00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:15,058
Yes, this is she.
377
00:16:15,059 --> 00:16:17,365
Absolutely I'm available.
378
00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:19,062
No problem, I'll be there.
379
00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:20,063
Who was that?
380
00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:21,151
That was the news station.
381
00:16:21,152 --> 00:16:22,283
They need me to fill in again.
382
00:16:22,284 --> 00:16:24,068
That's great.
I know.
383
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:32,686
Sorry I wasn't
a better sister.
384
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,993
It's okay.
It made me who I am today.
385
00:16:37,299 --> 00:16:38,866
Don't make me
feel worse.
386
00:16:47,178 --> 00:16:49,832
Hey.
387
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:50,833
You look nice.
388
00:16:50,834 --> 00:16:52,531
Thank you.
389
00:16:52,532 --> 00:16:54,446
I was only gone one night.
390
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,969
You ain't going
on a date, are you?
391
00:16:55,970 --> 00:16:58,319
Very funny.
392
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,626
The station called,
they need extra help tomorrow.
393
00:17:00,627 --> 00:17:02,932
Oh, that's great.
Congratulations.
394
00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:04,499
Yep, see, if
I were pregnant,
395
00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:06,066
I wouldn't be
able to do this.
396
00:17:06,067 --> 00:17:09,635
I know, and I want you
to have a career.
397
00:17:09,636 --> 00:17:10,897
I just got a little freaked out
398
00:17:10,898 --> 00:17:12,507
because I thought
we were on the same page
399
00:17:12,508 --> 00:17:14,335
about what we wanted in life.
400
00:17:14,336 --> 00:17:16,598
Yeah, well, we probably
should've talked about it
401
00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:17,948
before we got married.
402
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,386
We can talk about it now.
403
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:22,736
Okay.
404
00:17:29,786 --> 00:17:31,352
You start.
405
00:17:31,353 --> 00:17:34,529
Okay. Well,
I always thought
406
00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:37,358
one day I would
live in a big city.
407
00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,142
Like Miami.
408
00:17:39,143 --> 00:17:40,580
Miami?
409
00:17:41,581 --> 00:17:43,321
What is wrong
with Miami?
410
00:17:43,322 --> 00:17:45,193
Well, for starters,
it ain't in Texas.
411
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:47,977
Okay, a lot of places
aren't in Texas.
412
00:17:47,978 --> 00:17:49,850
Well,
that's their problem.
413
00:17:51,286 --> 00:17:53,679
So, you never want
to move out of Texas?
414
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:55,681
No. Plus, in a city
like Miami,
415
00:17:55,682 --> 00:17:56,856
you ain't
got no space.
416
00:17:56,857 --> 00:17:58,248
Here, we can get
a bunch of land,
417
00:17:58,249 --> 00:17:59,380
have some horses...
418
00:17:59,381 --> 00:18:01,251
Ugh, God,
I hate horses.
419
00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:03,253
What? How did I not know this?
420
00:18:03,254 --> 00:18:04,864
'Cause we don't talk.
421
00:18:04,865 --> 00:18:07,867
Okay, so we don't have horses.
422
00:18:07,868 --> 00:18:09,304
We can have a bunch of dogs.
423
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,394
How about just one...
424
00:18:13,395 --> 00:18:14,831
and it's a cat?
425
00:18:15,789 --> 00:18:17,442
You're a cat person?
426
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:18,574
Meow.
427
00:18:20,794 --> 00:18:22,316
Maybe talking
was a bad idea.
428
00:18:24,667 --> 00:18:25,711
Well, when you
think about it,
429
00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:27,801
not talking
has really worked for us.
430
00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:29,977
It has, hasn't it?
431
00:18:31,282 --> 00:18:33,327
I can love you
and not tell you stuff.
432
00:18:33,328 --> 00:18:34,937
I love you because
you don't tell me stuff.
433
00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:38,854
Who knows, maybe one day
434
00:18:38,855 --> 00:18:40,987
I'll change my mind
about having kids.
435
00:18:40,988 --> 00:18:42,337
So the door's open?
436
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,947
- Sure.
- Great.
437
00:18:48,299 --> 00:18:50,779
I think it's getting
a little hot in here.
438
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:52,172
Oh, my God.
439
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:53,392
Come on.
440
00:18:58,962 --> 00:19:00,354
And now, for a live look
441
00:19:00,355 --> 00:19:01,790
at the storm,
let's go to our correspondent
442
00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,618
on the scene, Mandy McAllister.
443
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,621
Thank you, Heather.
444
00:19:06,622 --> 00:19:08,841
It's really coming down
out here.
445
00:19:08,842 --> 00:19:12,540
There are flood warnings
in effect for the whole county.
446
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:15,674
As you can see, this small pond
447
00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:17,720
that I've been told
to stand in...
448
00:19:19,418 --> 00:19:23,769
...is quickly filling up
with cold, murky water.
449
00:19:23,770 --> 00:19:25,379
She looks miserable.
450
00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,208
We should record this.
451
00:19:28,557 --> 00:19:30,732
I'm Mandy McAllister.
452
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,517
Stay off the roads,
453
00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:34,040
stay inside, and--
454
00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,956
That's a snake,
that's a snake!
455
00:19:36,957 --> 00:19:40,046
That is a big snake.
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