1 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,242 - Mm. - What are you doing? 2 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:12,444 - Gonna get the kids ready for school. 3 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:16,148 - What are you talkin' about? It's Saturday. 4 00:00:18,051 --> 00:00:22,654 - Oh, my god. It is Saturday. 5 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:28,093 Because yesterday was Friday. 6 00:00:28,095 --> 00:00:30,629 - Very good. 7 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:33,599 You don't know the days. 8 00:00:33,601 --> 00:00:37,236 - [groans] ooh, an extra hour of sleep. 9 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:41,440 Mm, mm, mm. 10 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,442 - Minus five minutes of heaven. 11 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:46,478 - [laughs] 12 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,448 - Honey, come on, the kids. The kids. 13 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,183 - Huh? What? No. - The kids. 14 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:52,551 - No, come on, it's Saturday. 15 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:53,752 They're downstairs watching cartoons. 16 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,320 - No, but what if they come up? 17 00:00:55,322 --> 00:00:58,123 - No, no, they're in the zone, okay? 18 00:00:58,125 --> 00:01:00,059 We're safe as long as there's electricity. 19 00:01:00,061 --> 00:01:02,394 - Mm. - Mm. 20 00:01:03,630 --> 00:01:05,130 [bang on window] 21 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:08,534 What? Is that it? Are we done? 22 00:01:08,536 --> 00:01:11,170 - Something hit the wall. 23 00:01:15,308 --> 00:01:18,110 Both: Aah! 24 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:19,678 - Jeez, you scared the crap out of me. 25 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,815 - What the--what the hell are you doing? 26 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:26,151 - I'm painting your house. What's it look like? 27 00:01:26,153 --> 00:01:28,821 - Looks like we have the world's ugliest shutters. 28 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:36,161 - Listen... 29 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:39,198 Frank, we were going to hire painters to do that. 30 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:43,535 - So you can thank me later. I like fine chocolates. 31 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,404 - Dad, please, get down from there, okay? 32 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:48,107 We're--we're trying to sleep here. 33 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:51,243 - Oh, sure. Yeah, I got you. 34 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:55,147 A little, uh. Saturday morning wake-me-up? 35 00:01:55,149 --> 00:01:57,583 Just close the window. I won't listen. 36 00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,823 - You know, I'm not worried about the listening. 37 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,758 It's the heckling. 38 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:15,367 - Now, get your father off that ladder, would you? 39 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,869 - Okay. 40 00:02:16,871 --> 00:02:19,805 - Well, look who finally decided to get out of bed. 41 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,707 - What--ma? 42 00:02:21,709 --> 00:02:23,509 - It's 7:30, marie. 43 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:26,378 - Well, debra, I was coming over here with french toast for frank 44 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:28,881 And then I noticed that your children were starving. 45 00:02:28,883 --> 00:02:31,216 - Yay! French toast! [children cheering] 46 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:32,784 - Oh. Oh. 47 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:34,920 Ma, why is dad painting the house? 48 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:38,457 - Oh, that's my gift to you. 49 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,592 - What? - Well, 50 00:02:40,594 --> 00:02:42,828 You two always talk about having your house painted, 51 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,831 So I put your father on the job. 52 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:49,401 - Marie, we were going to hire professionals. 53 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,702 - Oh, well, frank is very good. 54 00:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,604 He did a nice job on our house, 55 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:55,374 And he likes the fumes. 56 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,409 - Mom 57 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,878 - Well, yes, he did do a nice job on your house, 58 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,582 And I would hate to kill anyone's buzz, but-- 59 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,250 - Yeah, but we were kind of thinking 60 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:07,386 That we would be the ones to make that decision, 61 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:11,256 'cause it is kind of our house. 62 00:03:11,258 --> 00:03:14,259 - Yes, but we're the ones who have to look at it. 63 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,963 - All right, I'm going to use this french toast 64 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:19,865 To lure him off the ladder. - Okay, okay, 65 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,667 Just let your father do this. 66 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,635 I need him out of my house. 67 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:27,906 Ever since he's retired, he's around all the time. 68 00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,908 - But that's what happens when you retire. 69 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,644 - I know, but I never thought he'd live this long. 70 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:37,382 - Come on, ma, look, 71 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,484 That's--that's not our problem, all right? 72 00:03:39,486 --> 00:03:41,486 You've had 40 years to poison him. 73 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:44,890 - Okay, all right, raymond, please. 74 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,759 I need space. I need a little time to myself. 75 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:50,329 I don't want him around when I'm trying to do things. 76 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:51,797 - What-- do what things? 77 00:03:51,799 --> 00:03:55,901 - When I'm trying to improve myself. 78 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:59,371 This doesn't just happen. 79 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:02,541 I mean, I practice my languages, 80 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:05,310 I have my opera, and I'm starting yoga. 81 00:04:05,312 --> 00:04:06,778 - [laughs] you-- 82 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,851 - What, is that so strange? 83 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,519 - Yes. 84 00:04:14,521 --> 00:04:16,755 - Hey. 85 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,991 - What are you doing? - Painting your house. 86 00:04:18,993 --> 00:04:21,593 - Oh, come on. You too? 87 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,462 - Ma said we had to. 88 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,997 - Oh, so you do everything ma tells you? 89 00:04:24,999 --> 00:04:28,033 - It's a little late for rebellion, raymond. 90 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:29,935 - Come on, look, 91 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,304 I don't need both of you guys hanging off my house, okay? 92 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:33,639 So go back in your truck, 93 00:04:33,641 --> 00:04:37,009 Ring a bell, and sell some fudge pops. 94 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:43,482 - All right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute, ray. 95 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:46,618 You know, that was very sweet of you to help. 96 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,453 Thanks a lot, robert. 97 00:04:48,455 --> 00:04:49,788 - Now you want 'em to? 98 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,690 - Well, I mean, robert's offered, 99 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,025 Your dad's already started scraping, 100 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,626 So you know, I say fine. 101 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:55,894 - Well, come on. You don't want them-- 102 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,696 - Hey, hey hey, I've been asking you 103 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,631 To get on this for months. 104 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,466 - All right, fine. Go. 105 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,834 You want to paint the house? Go. Paint the house. 106 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,436 - Okay, you know what? 107 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:07,472 Maybe all three of you can paint it together. 108 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:09,441 Wouldn't that be nice? - No, no. 109 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:11,576 Look, it's Saturday, and I've got a lot of 110 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:14,613 Saturday things planned, okay? 111 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:17,849 Hey, bugs bunny. Hey. 112 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,985 Oh, what is this, "duck season, wabbit season"? 113 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,888 [chuckles] 114 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:26,058 [cartoon sounds from the tv] 115 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:29,628 [laughing] oh, don't--look out. 116 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:37,636 [cartoon sounds from the tv] 117 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:40,539 - Raymond. 118 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:47,679 Raymond. 119 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,614 - What? 120 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:53,352 - So you're fine with them painting your house? 121 00:05:53,354 --> 00:05:55,654 - It's Saturday. 122 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,657 - [groans] 123 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,459 All right! 124 00:06:00,461 --> 00:06:02,060 Sorry, kids. I guess daddy 125 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,495 Isn't going to be able to spend 126 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:06,498 Any more quality time with you today. 127 00:06:10,737 --> 00:06:13,705 - Hey, what do you got? 128 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:17,442 They finally making popsicles in your size? 129 00:06:17,444 --> 00:06:19,578 - Would you stop? 130 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,879 I can't take the old man anymore. 131 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:22,881 He's driving me nuts. 132 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,616 Ordering me around like a monkey. 133 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:26,418 Calling me every name in the book: 134 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:30,856 Nancy, powderpuff, princess, monkey. 135 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:35,961 - So I'm getting dopey, idiot, moron. 136 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:37,863 At least yours make sense. 137 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:45,070 - Well, best of luck. 138 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,038 - Hey, oh, no. No, no, no, you're not-- 139 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,940 Come on. You're not leaving me here with him. 140 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:51,943 You knew what it was going to be like working with dad. 141 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:55,547 - I had him too, raymond. 142 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:59,751 He was up on the ladder. 143 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:03,488 Would've looked like an accident. 144 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:05,757 - Hey, what's with all this standing around? 145 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:08,660 You two working for the government? 146 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,662 - No. - Well, I hate to break up 147 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,697 This meeting of the camp fire girls, 148 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:15,734 But let's get to work! Chop, chop! 149 00:07:15,736 --> 00:07:17,469 - We're working, dad. 150 00:07:17,471 --> 00:07:18,770 - Oh, yeah? 151 00:07:18,772 --> 00:07:21,139 Are you finished caulking, lady chatterly? 152 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,177 - That is a good one. 153 00:07:25,179 --> 00:07:27,446 - Why aren't you done caulking? 154 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:29,781 - There's a wasp's nest by the downspout. 155 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:32,818 - So you take a stick and knock it down. 156 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:36,087 - They're wasps. They don't like that. 157 00:07:36,089 --> 00:07:38,056 - Oh, well, here's what you do. 158 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:39,791 If they come at you, 159 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,761 You pull your skirt over your head and run. 160 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,996 - All right. 161 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,698 - Hey, dad, you know, 162 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:47,799 He doesn't have to caulk by the downspout. 163 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,167 It's not that important. 164 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:51,169 - It's important if I say it's important. 165 00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:53,705 - Okay, but this is my house. 166 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,607 - And this is my job. 167 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,742 People see me working out here. 168 00:07:57,744 --> 00:08:00,745 They're going to know that frank barone did this job, 169 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:03,515 So it's going to get done right. 170 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:05,951 Why are you still here? 171 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,686 - I-I-I don't think-- 172 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,855 - Hey, hey, it's just a couple of bugs. 173 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:11,823 Knock it down with something, 174 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,659 A stick, a broom... Your binky. 175 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,094 I don't care! 176 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:18,196 Get up there and knock out that nest! 177 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:21,032 - All right! 178 00:08:26,105 --> 00:08:27,739 - And what about you? 179 00:08:27,741 --> 00:08:29,541 Are you going to scrape that paint or do a dance? 180 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,877 - I'm scraping. 181 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,979 Whoa. Hey, wait a minute, dad. 182 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:37,549 You got the wrong color. Debra wanted white. 183 00:08:37,551 --> 00:08:38,917 - This is close. 184 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,953 - It's not close. It's yellow. 185 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:45,056 Okay, she wants white. She said chantilly lace. 186 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:48,894 - Well, this is lemon meringue. 187 00:08:48,896 --> 00:08:50,896 - Well, why did you get yellow? 188 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,898 - Because yellow is better. 189 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:55,100 - Yeah, but debra likes white. 190 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,968 - Well, I don't care what debra likes, 191 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,837 And I don't care what you like. 192 00:08:58,839 --> 00:09:02,541 It's yellow, okay? And we're doing it yellow. 193 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:05,844 - [screams] hose! Get the hose! 194 00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:09,014 [screaming] 195 00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,616 - Big baby. 196 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,121 - Listen, dad, I got to tell you. 197 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,024 It's not only debra, okay? I want chantilly lace too. 198 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,792 Dad, do you hear what I'm saying? 199 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,227 Dad, don't paint my house yellow. 200 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:26,331 Dad, don't you open that paint can! 201 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:27,566 Dad, you're not listening to me. 202 00:09:27,568 --> 00:09:29,901 - [sniffs] 203 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,139 - Dad--dad, don't you stir that paint. 204 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,740 If you stir that paint... 205 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:36,841 Okay, you're just going to have to 206 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:38,643 Return stirred paint now. 207 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,946 And now that the can's opened, 208 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:42,647 You're going to have to pay for it, okay? 209 00:09:42,649 --> 00:09:43,915 'cause I'm sure as hell not paying 210 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:46,051 For no lemon meringue. You hear me? 211 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:49,754 I'm--oh, no, you don't, dad. 212 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,724 Don't you go near that. You--you hear me, dad? 213 00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:54,192 Don't you-- don't you dip that brush. 214 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,194 Dad, you do not dip that brush. 215 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,229 I'm warning you. Dad, don't-- 216 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,932 Oh--dad, if I see paint on that brush, I'm-- 217 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,101 I'm--okay, that's yellow. That's yellow. 218 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,236 Dad, don't you paint my house yellow. 219 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:09,207 Do you hear me, dad? Dad, I'm warning you! 220 00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:13,678 Okay, all right. - Hey! 221 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,280 That's--that's it. Go home. 222 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:16,848 - Excuse me? - L-look, 223 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,116 If you're not going to do what I want, 224 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:19,384 Then I don't want you here. Go home. 225 00:10:19,386 --> 00:10:20,752 - You don't tell me what to do. 226 00:10:20,754 --> 00:10:22,220 - I do when it's my house. 227 00:10:22,222 --> 00:10:23,622 And it's my house, and I'm the boss, okay? 228 00:10:23,624 --> 00:10:24,823 So you're fired. 229 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,191 - I'm fired? 230 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:28,960 - Okay, I'm all right now. 231 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,328 - Hey, get a load of this, robert. 232 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:31,763 Raymond says I'm fired. 233 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:32,964 - That's right, you're fired! 234 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:36,134 - You fired him? You want to fire me? 235 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,204 - You can't fire me. 236 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,972 - Look, dad, I'm not a kid anymore, okay? 237 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,841 I don't like the way you treat me, 238 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,042 And--and I don't like the way you treat the help either, 239 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:45,977 So that's it. 240 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,384 - Fine. 241 00:10:52,386 --> 00:10:55,253 Paint your own damn house. 242 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:01,993 - Wow. 243 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,395 - That's right. 244 00:11:03,397 --> 00:11:06,765 And now I'm in charge of this now, okay? 245 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,267 And the first thing we're going to do, 246 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,269 Lunch. 247 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,971 - Yeah, but it's only 9:30-- 248 00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:15,940 - Lunch! - Yeah, but-- 249 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:16,941 Hey, you can't come in like that. 250 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,244 You're soaking wet. 251 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:26,751 - Here I thought it would be so nice, 252 00:11:26,753 --> 00:11:28,853 All the barone men working together. 253 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:32,223 - No one works with dad. You work for him. 254 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,225 - 'cause nobody can do anything right, except him. 255 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,027 - Mm-hmm, yeah. Remember the fort? 256 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,462 - That's right. 257 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,065 Robert and I were building a fort in our back yard. 258 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:42,400 Nothing fancy. Just this little fort. 259 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:45,470 - Yeah, just a place where we can read our comic books and... 260 00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,772 Other periodicals. 261 00:11:52,411 --> 00:11:56,147 - Ugh. 262 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,449 - We were having fun too, 263 00:11:57,451 --> 00:11:59,284 Building the fort all by ourselves, right? 264 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:01,820 Till dad came home and told us we were doing it all wrong. 265 00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:04,255 - Yeah, he didn't show us how to do it right. 266 00:12:04,257 --> 00:12:06,057 Just called us stupid stinking humps 267 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,193 And did it himself. 268 00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,095 That's why when you get mad 269 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,330 That I'm not the handiest guy around here, you know, 270 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:15,133 It brings up a lot of stuff. 271 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,471 - Oh, I'm sorry. 272 00:12:19,473 --> 00:12:21,172 So it has nothing to do with you being lazy 273 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,475 And watching tv all day? 274 00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:30,515 - That's how I cover the hurt. 275 00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:31,916 - Hi, marie. 276 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,218 - Hello, dear. - Hiya, ma. 277 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,854 Oh! 278 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,756 What are you doing? 279 00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:39,124 - This is how you watch out for your father? 280 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:40,391 - What did I do? 281 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,860 - You made him carry ladders around. 282 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,027 - He didn't carry ladders. 283 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,329 - Then how did he wrench his back? 284 00:12:44,331 --> 00:12:46,030 - What? - He wrenched his back 285 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,032 Carrying ladders. Now he's lying on my couch, 286 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,835 Demanding soup. 287 00:12:50,837 --> 00:12:52,370 And don't tell him I told you about this. 288 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,105 He didn't want me to make a big deal out of it. 289 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,909 - So why are you over here? - I don't listen to him. 290 00:12:57,911 --> 00:13:00,145 - His back is fine, ma. I sent him home. 291 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:01,446 - I don't understand. 292 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:05,083 - He was being a big jerk, so I fired him. 293 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:08,553 - What do you mean you fired him? 294 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,388 You fired your father? 295 00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,791 - Had to be done, ma. 296 00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:15,326 - How could you do that to him? 297 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,462 - Well, what do you mean him? What about what he does to us? 298 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,265 - We're not talking about that. 299 00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:21,432 Oh. 300 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,835 I--oh, god. 301 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,971 All right. 302 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,474 There's something about your father you don't know. 303 00:13:33,579 --> 00:13:35,580 - He wears your things? 304 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:43,121 - What is it, marie? 305 00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:47,826 - Your father never retired from pelk accounting. 306 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,194 - What are you talking about? 307 00:13:49,196 --> 00:13:50,495 - If he's not retired, 308 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:54,032 Why does he buy his pants at the pharmacy? 309 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:58,236 - He told me he retired, but I found out the truth. 310 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,271 They fired him. 311 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:03,274 - What? Why? 312 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,144 - Why? I have to tell you? 313 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:13,284 Why did you fire him? 314 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,520 Your father believes that his way of doing things 315 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,122 Is the only way, and after 25 years, 316 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,525 That starts to get on people's nerves. 317 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,129 - So frank never told you he was fired? 318 00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:30,401 - How could he? You don't understand, debra. 319 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,637 In my generation, 320 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:36,274 The men had their jobs, and that's who they were. 321 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,277 Oh, it must have been so humiliating for frank 322 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:43,314 To have that little alvin pelk fire him from his job, 323 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,484 And now you boys just did the same thing to him. 324 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,323 - It was raymond. 325 00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:57,161 - Hey, you know, come on. 326 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,330 Look, this isn't the same thing, okay? 327 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,033 This wasn't his career. This was my house. 328 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,168 - What else does he have? - Your house. 329 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,670 - He did that already. 330 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,405 - Look, ma, I think you're overreacting, okay? 331 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:11,542 About hurting his back. 332 00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,211 You're his son. 333 00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:15,480 How do you think that made him feel? 334 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,081 - I hope you're happy, raymond. 335 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,517 - Oh, shut up. 336 00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,286 And why should I worry about his feelings? 337 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,021 He doesn't care about anybody else's. 338 00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:26,057 - You don't think he cares about you? 339 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:29,494 He's your father. He just isn't good at, uh-- 340 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:33,231 - Living among humans. 341 00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,465 - You know, I think you're the only one 342 00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,968 Who thinks you're funny. 343 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,540 - Amen to that. 344 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:43,708 - Come on, come on. Go over across the street-- 345 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,510 - No, no, no, no, no, ma. 346 00:15:45,512 --> 00:15:47,512 Look, I'm sorry about his whole life, okay? 347 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,447 But he was completely wrong here. 348 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,316 He wanted to paint my house yellow. 349 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,284 - Yellow? - Yeah, you believe that? 350 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:58,556 - Wow, actually, yellow would be kind of nice. 351 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,092 - What? - Well, I like yellow. 352 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,994 - Look, you said chantilly lace. 353 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,696 I heard you say "chantilly lace." 354 00:16:04,698 --> 00:16:06,631 I fought for your damn chantilly lace, 355 00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,333 And now you're saying yellow? 356 00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:11,302 Who are you? 357 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:14,572 - What? Yellow just never occurred to me, 358 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,574 But, you know, it's actually kind of sunny. 359 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,142 - [stutters] 360 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,144 You hear this, okay? This is marriage. 361 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,412 This is what you want? 362 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,015 This is what you can't live without? 363 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:26,351 - Step aside. 364 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,254 - Raymond, go talk to your father. 365 00:16:30,256 --> 00:16:32,290 - No, no. - Yeah, you know, you should. 366 00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:33,992 - Oh, excuse me, who's speaking? 367 00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,161 Is that white debra or yellow debra? 368 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,663 - No, you really should. 369 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,164 Look, I know your father can be a real jerk sometimes. 370 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:43,001 - Right. No one is arguing that. 371 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,769 He's a bully, and he's obstinate, 372 00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:47,772 And he doesn't bathe every day, 373 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:51,476 But I know that man, and I know he needs one thing. 374 00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,646 He needs to be needed. 375 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,717 Do with that what you will. 376 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:11,429 - He's your father. 377 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,071 - Hey. 378 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:22,206 - Hey. 379 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,077 - Listen... 380 00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:30,615 I'm sorry about before, okay? So... 381 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,717 Want to come back over? 382 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,585 We'll do it yellow. Yellow's okay. 383 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,654 I talked debra into it. 384 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:41,059 Okay? 385 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,660 - No. 386 00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,596 - What do you mean, no? 387 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,732 - I mean I'm not interested. 388 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,201 I'm kind of busy right now. 389 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,236 - Oh. 390 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,672 Right, I see. You got soup... 391 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:58,142 And a puzzle. 392 00:17:58,144 --> 00:17:59,544 Well, it doesn't have to be right now, 393 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,279 Whenever you feel like it. 394 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,482 [clears throat] 395 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:05,850 What, are you eating out of a pot 396 00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:09,754 'cause you don't like to clean a bowl? 397 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,657 - No, it's better this way. 398 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,425 - Oh. 399 00:18:16,662 --> 00:18:19,397 Hey, that's a keen eye you got there. 400 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:25,536 "the death of general stonewall jackson." 401 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,472 Like this one? 402 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,740 - Very interesting figure in history. 403 00:18:29,742 --> 00:18:32,543 Considered the confederacy's finest general. 404 00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,279 Shot by one of his own men. 405 00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:38,716 - All right. Will you stop? 406 00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,651 God, I can't believe I invited you back. 407 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,420 I can't believe I apologized to you, even. 408 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,156 - Well, you should apologize to me. I was right. 409 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:47,558 - How are you right? How are you right? 410 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,460 It's my house, and you wanted to paint it yellow. 411 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:52,530 How is that right? - Because yellow covers better! 412 00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,632 It won't fade as fast. 413 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:57,869 And you got white houses on either side of you. 414 00:18:57,871 --> 00:19:00,738 It makes your house pop a little! 415 00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,206 And it goes with your trim 416 00:19:02,208 --> 00:19:05,743 And the friggin' little daisies you got! 417 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,649 - Well, why didn't you just say that? 418 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,217 - I shouldn't have to say it. 419 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,485 - What? 420 00:19:14,487 --> 00:19:15,720 - Because if I say it's yellow, 421 00:19:15,722 --> 00:19:17,455 That should be good enough for you! 422 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,624 I shouldn't have to explain everything! 423 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,892 I'm right! 424 00:19:20,894 --> 00:19:22,894 - [scoffs] 425 00:19:22,896 --> 00:19:24,328 - Okay, you're right, but you know, 426 00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:25,596 It's not always about being right. 427 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,797 - Yes, it is. 428 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,533 Being right is all that matters. 429 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:31,736 Everything else is crap. 430 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,639 - "oh, you have to consider people's feelings. 431 00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:37,542 Oh, what if they don't like you?" 432 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:40,478 They should like me because I did the job right. 433 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,348 - Yeah, that makes perfect sense if you work in a lighthouse. 434 00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,852 - Exactly. 435 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,954 I'd be fine if it weren't for people. 436 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,856 - Yeah, oh, it's those damn people, huh? 437 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,224 Well, you're forgetting one thing, 438 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:55,626 Me and robert are people too. 439 00:20:11,276 --> 00:20:12,543 - So what, are the two of you going to 440 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,712 Paint the house now by yourselves? 441 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,415 - Yeah. 442 00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,420 - If you want me to help you, I'll help you. 443 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,791 - Okay. 444 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,960 - But if you're asking for my help, 445 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:32,897 We got to do it my way, because it's the right way. 446 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,298 - All right. 447 00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:35,299 - With the yellow. 448 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,235 - I said with the yellow. 449 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,637 - And nobody tells me what to do. 450 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:41,272 I get to be in charge. 451 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,574 I get to be the boss. All right? 452 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,409 - All right, dad, you're the boss. 453 00:20:45,411 --> 00:20:46,544 - I'm the boss? 454 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,578 - Yes. 455 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:50,248 - Good. You're fired. 456 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,927 - How come robert gets to use the power painter? 457 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,829 You know, I want to use the power painter too. 458 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,365 - Learn how to handle a brush first. 459 00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:09,333 - I know how to handle a brush. 460 00:21:09,335 --> 00:21:11,669 - Are you questioning me? 461 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:13,904 - No. 462 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,840 Sir. 463 00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:35,526 Wasp. 464 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:36,727 - [screams] - [screams] 465 00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,810 - That's going to need another coat.