1 00:00:01,675 --> 00:00:03,926 (somber music) 2 00:00:07,123 --> 00:00:12,123 Subtitles by explosiveskull 3 00:00:24,986 --> 00:00:27,696 (woman humming) 4 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:45,127 (door bell ringing) 5 00:00:51,675 --> 00:00:52,798 [Child] Trick or treat. 6 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,050 [Woman] Hi. 7 00:00:54,052 --> 00:00:57,135 Oh, you guys look so cute here. 8 00:00:57,137 --> 00:00:59,345 Alright, for you as well. 9 00:00:59,347 --> 00:01:00,306 Alright. 10 00:01:00,308 --> 00:01:01,514 [Child] Happy Halloween. 11 00:01:01,516 --> 00:01:03,140 [Woman] Okay kids, Happy Halloween. 12 00:01:03,142 --> 00:01:05,978 (woman chuckles) 13 00:01:42,008 --> 00:01:44,676 (door creaking) 14 00:02:18,039 --> 00:02:21,539 (knife slicing) (dramatic music) 15 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:24,253 (woman panting) 16 00:02:25,921 --> 00:02:26,879 No right. 17 00:02:27,754 --> 00:02:29,631 You had no right to... 18 00:02:34,051 --> 00:02:35,134 (woman mumbles) (woman screams) 19 00:02:35,136 --> 00:02:39,389 (knife slicing) (woman crying) 20 00:02:48,398 --> 00:02:50,108 [Woman] Baby Mark. 21 00:02:51,441 --> 00:02:54,069 (woman crying) 22 00:02:58,071 --> 00:03:00,575 (eerie music) 23 00:03:06,121 --> 00:03:07,247 [Man] Fuck! 24 00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:13,751 (knife slicing) 25 00:03:13,753 --> 00:03:16,921 (children chattering) 26 00:03:36,772 --> 00:03:38,104 (door creaking) 27 00:03:38,106 --> 00:03:40,149 [Man] Honey, I'm home. 28 00:03:46,278 --> 00:03:47,820 (girl spitting) 29 00:03:47,822 --> 00:03:51,199 (somber tinkling music) 30 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:32,151 (birds chirping) 31 00:05:07,556 --> 00:05:11,100 (moving to ominous music) 32 00:06:22,743 --> 00:06:24,909 (school bell ringing) 33 00:06:24,911 --> 00:06:28,079 [Principal] Happy Halloween, students. 34 00:06:28,081 --> 00:06:31,792 Masks will not be permitted on campus today. 35 00:06:32,834 --> 00:06:34,333 So, if you have a mask... 36 00:06:34,335 --> 00:06:37,337 Tommy, mask, off! 37 00:06:37,339 --> 00:06:39,420 [Principal] Please place it inside your locker 38 00:06:39,422 --> 00:06:43,634 and leave it there until the end of the school day. 39 00:06:43,636 --> 00:06:48,345 Thank you for your understanding and cooperation, students. 40 00:06:48,347 --> 00:06:50,765 And, have a blessed holiday. 41 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:54,769 Hey, Mama, what's your name? 42 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:58,103 My name is Mrs. Block 43 00:06:58,105 --> 00:07:01,607 and I start teaching here next week. 44 00:07:01,609 --> 00:07:02,981 Why? 45 00:07:02,983 --> 00:07:06,363 Because I'm a teacher and it's my job. 46 00:07:07,488 --> 00:07:09,446 No, I mean, why here? 47 00:07:09,448 --> 00:07:12,324 Mrs. Block, Principal Dale will see you now. 48 00:07:12,326 --> 00:07:13,369 Thank you. 49 00:07:14,618 --> 00:07:17,371 It was nice meeting you, Tommy. 50 00:07:23,668 --> 00:07:24,959 Call me. 51 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:26,669 [Secretary] God damn it, Tommy, stop hitting 52 00:07:26,671 --> 00:07:30,883 on every woman who walks in here or I will end you. 53 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:38,220 (girls giggling) 54 00:07:38,222 --> 00:07:42,975 So, how is small town life treating you, Mrs. Block? 55 00:07:42,977 --> 00:07:47,477 Well, I mean, there's some adjustments for sure, 56 00:07:47,479 --> 00:07:51,189 but, uh, it's nice. 57 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:53,483 [Principal Dale] Where are you from originally, 58 00:07:53,485 --> 00:07:55,485 Los Angeles, if my memory serves? 59 00:07:55,487 --> 00:07:57,987 Yes, my husband and I are both native to Los Angeles. 60 00:07:57,989 --> 00:08:00,321 And, you taught middle school out there. 61 00:08:00,323 --> 00:08:02,490 Yes, for about eight years. 62 00:08:02,492 --> 00:08:05,659 (chuckles) Oh, that must've been hell. 63 00:08:05,661 --> 00:08:10,038 It's not as bad as you might imagine or may have heard. 64 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:13,168 I'm sure, but I have heard stories. 65 00:08:14,502 --> 00:08:17,003 What kinda stories? 66 00:08:17,005 --> 00:08:21,089 Oh, you know, troubled youth stories, hooligans, 67 00:08:21,091 --> 00:08:23,343 Los Angeles ne'er-do-wells. 68 00:08:24,677 --> 00:08:27,677 I mean, there are certainly some bad apples, 69 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:32,348 but I can assure you that is not a California relegation. 70 00:08:32,350 --> 00:08:35,853 (chuckles) Sure, sure. 71 00:08:43,526 --> 00:08:47,235 But truthfully, this whole world has gone to hell 72 00:08:47,237 --> 00:08:50,783 in a hand basket and not just Los Angeles. 73 00:08:53,534 --> 00:08:58,245 We have to watch these kids closer than ever before, 74 00:08:58,247 --> 00:08:59,623 keep an eye out. 75 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,918 These kids, they're dangerous. 76 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,045 They're dangerous now. 77 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,549 I'm sure I'll do just fine. 78 00:09:11,592 --> 00:09:14,134 Are you a God-fearing woman? 79 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:21,890 Are you asking me if I'm religious? 80 00:09:21,892 --> 00:09:26,060 I'm asking you if you fear the good Lord on high. 81 00:09:26,062 --> 00:09:27,937 I'm sorry, Principal Dale, I'm struggling 82 00:09:27,939 --> 00:09:31,899 to understand how that question is relevant. 83 00:09:31,901 --> 00:09:33,732 [Principal Dale] It's not. 84 00:09:33,734 --> 00:09:37,405 Consider it a personal inquiry on my behalf. 85 00:09:39,948 --> 00:09:44,159 Okay, then I would say that I am agnostic, if anything. 86 00:09:45,912 --> 00:09:48,579 I don't subscribe to a particular core belief system. 87 00:09:48,581 --> 00:09:49,581 Oh, I see. 88 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:55,669 You're one of those science people. 89 00:09:55,671 --> 00:09:57,088 Well, never mind. 90 00:09:57,964 --> 00:09:59,422 Look, Mrs. Block... 91 00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,340 Call me Ella. 92 00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:02,426 Mrs. Block. 93 00:10:03,635 --> 00:10:07,095 Now, you may be used to certain teaching methods 94 00:10:07,097 --> 00:10:11,514 back where you're from and I, and by I, I mean, 95 00:10:11,516 --> 00:10:13,601 the board, respect that. 96 00:10:14,769 --> 00:10:17,480 But, what you have to respect is 97 00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,816 this is a very particular town 98 00:10:21,816 --> 00:10:24,775 with a very particular way of life, 99 00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:27,446 way of belief, way of education. 100 00:10:29,449 --> 00:10:32,448 If you can adapt to that with an open mind, 101 00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:35,159 you'll fit in just fine. 102 00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:38,539 You come highly recommended and frankly, 103 00:10:39,622 --> 00:10:41,873 I thank the good Lord that you're here 104 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:46,129 because we could certainly use someone with your background. 105 00:10:47,464 --> 00:10:50,466 I just don't wanna have any issues. 106 00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:56,802 There won't be any. 107 00:10:56,804 --> 00:10:58,803 [Principal Dale] Great, then I'm excited 108 00:10:58,805 --> 00:11:01,141 to see you here come Monday. 109 00:11:02,141 --> 00:11:04,060 Okay, see you Monday. 110 00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:08,146 Oh, Mrs. Block, Happy Halloween. 111 00:11:13,486 --> 00:11:17,656 (somber music) (birds chirping) 112 00:11:28,665 --> 00:11:31,541 (phone vibrating) 113 00:11:33,043 --> 00:11:35,837 (alarm chirping) 114 00:11:38,505 --> 00:11:40,216 You set the alarm? 115 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:44,552 I don't wanna sleep all day. 116 00:11:46,012 --> 00:11:48,011 [Robert] I thought you had a meeting this morning. 117 00:11:48,013 --> 00:11:49,097 I did. 118 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,179 I came back home and got in bed 119 00:11:50,181 --> 00:11:52,767 just to sleep for half an hour. 120 00:11:54,268 --> 00:11:55,186 Get up. 121 00:11:56,396 --> 00:11:59,607 Honey, even God took a day off work. 122 00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:04,441 This moving is kicking my ass six ways from Sunday 123 00:12:04,443 --> 00:12:06,195 and I don't like it. 124 00:12:07,238 --> 00:12:09,363 There's a veritable boatload of boxes 125 00:12:09,365 --> 00:12:11,198 crying to be unpacked. 126 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:15,200 We can't let their cries go unheard for very long. 127 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,536 We don't wanna look like bums. 128 00:12:17,538 --> 00:12:20,204 But, everyone think we're bums, who? 129 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,289 Who's gonna think we're bums? 130 00:12:21,291 --> 00:12:22,749 We don't know anybody in this town. 131 00:12:22,751 --> 00:12:24,918 Not for long, shiny personalities such as ours 132 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,880 need other similar auras to thrive. 133 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:33,552 Honey, I start work tonight, 134 00:12:34,885 --> 00:12:38,387 Halloween Night, at the hospital. 135 00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:40,222 Brother needs to sleep. 136 00:12:40,224 --> 00:12:43,057 Do you know how many candy apple-related child injuries 137 00:12:43,059 --> 00:12:44,474 I'm gonna have to deal with? 138 00:12:44,476 --> 00:12:46,644 Makes me sad just thinking about it. 139 00:12:46,646 --> 00:12:48,645 [Ella] Fine, be a bum. 140 00:12:48,647 --> 00:12:49,897 Okay, I will. 141 00:12:51,650 --> 00:12:54,445 I'm going to do some unpacking. 142 00:13:00,574 --> 00:13:01,742 Coffee, stat. 143 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,120 [Ella] Yeah, yeah. 144 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:09,454 Why do we even have this still? 145 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,582 It's a giant R. 146 00:13:11,584 --> 00:13:13,834 [Ella] Coffee stat, my ass. 147 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,461 Coffee, coffee, no. 148 00:13:32,976 --> 00:13:36,311 ♪ Da da da da da 149 00:13:36,313 --> 00:13:39,354 ♪ Da da da da da 150 00:13:39,356 --> 00:13:40,772 Honey, is that you? 151 00:13:40,774 --> 00:13:42,190 No, it's not. 152 00:13:42,192 --> 00:13:43,940 [Robert] Hey, you wanna join me? 153 00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:46,276 Sorry, too busy for copulation. 154 00:13:46,278 --> 00:13:48,279 [Robert] Come on, we gotta break in the new place. 155 00:13:48,281 --> 00:13:50,279 [Ella] There's a cup of coffee for you on the tub. 156 00:13:50,281 --> 00:13:53,115 (Robert grunts) 157 00:13:53,117 --> 00:13:57,369 Hey, hey, if I use, if I use curly shampoo 158 00:13:57,371 --> 00:14:00,625 on my head, will it make my hair curly? 159 00:14:05,795 --> 00:14:06,963 God save me. 160 00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:09,505 You're stressing yourself out. 161 00:14:09,507 --> 00:14:10,881 [Ella] I'm not stressing myself out. 162 00:14:10,883 --> 00:14:11,881 You're worrying. 163 00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:13,342 I'm not worrying. 164 00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:15,050 We should hire day laborers. 165 00:14:15,052 --> 00:14:17,135 You trust day laborers with our stuff? 166 00:14:17,137 --> 00:14:18,304 Racist. 167 00:14:18,306 --> 00:14:20,179 No, it has nothing to do with race. 168 00:14:20,181 --> 00:14:21,514 [Robert] You know what this house needs? 169 00:14:21,516 --> 00:14:22,474 [Ella] Organization? 170 00:14:22,476 --> 00:14:23,725 A pumpkin. 171 00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:25,810 Why the hell do we need a pumpkin? 172 00:14:25,812 --> 00:14:27,313 It's Halloween. 173 00:14:31,192 --> 00:14:32,317 Wow, is it? 174 00:14:34,027 --> 00:14:36,527 Lady, you're oblivious. 175 00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:38,362 Are you not aware of your surroundings? 176 00:14:38,364 --> 00:14:40,197 Forgive me. 177 00:14:40,199 --> 00:14:41,824 Are you gonna rinse that? 178 00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,074 Eventually. 179 00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:44,033 I'm gonna head to the supermarket we saw 180 00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:45,492 on the way into town. 181 00:14:45,494 --> 00:14:47,828 There's a supermarket on the way into town? 182 00:14:47,830 --> 00:14:49,831 Oblivious. 183 00:14:50,248 --> 00:14:53,332 Robert, we just have so much to do around here. 184 00:14:53,334 --> 00:14:55,001 We don't need to waste our time decorating. 185 00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:56,502 I'm gonna cut you off there. 186 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:59,004 We totally can waste time decorating. 187 00:14:59,006 --> 00:15:00,505 It's the best part of being an adult. 188 00:15:00,507 --> 00:15:03,007 You get to pick and choose when to be responsible. 189 00:15:03,009 --> 00:15:05,719 And, plus, I'm not even saying we whole hog it. 190 00:15:05,721 --> 00:15:08,886 I'm simply suggesting that we carve a silly face 191 00:15:08,888 --> 00:15:11,347 into a pumpkin to help center us. 192 00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:13,099 I'm centered. 193 00:15:13,101 --> 00:15:15,851 You're also a liar, not a very convincing one, 194 00:15:15,853 --> 00:15:17,855 but a liar nonetheless. 195 00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:22,691 Fine, get your stupid pumpkin. 196 00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,192 But, no candy. 197 00:15:24,194 --> 00:15:26,694 I prefer not to have to field a myriad of knocks 198 00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:29,029 from expectant hungry kids all night. 199 00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:31,032 God, you're lame. 200 00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:33,701 I have shit to do, understand? 201 00:15:34,786 --> 00:15:36,536 I need keys. 202 00:15:36,538 --> 00:15:40,583 [Ella] Pivot your head a little to your right. 203 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:43,083 Really? 204 00:15:43,085 --> 00:15:44,875 That's the first thing you unpack. 205 00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:48,714 Organization, that's what this place needs. 206 00:15:49,590 --> 00:15:52,300 Well, it also needs a pumpkin. 207 00:15:53,593 --> 00:15:55,217 Have fun unpacking. 208 00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:56,053 Thanks. 209 00:16:07,729 --> 00:16:10,231 (Ella sighs) 210 00:16:12,567 --> 00:16:13,401 Rinsing. 211 00:16:18,073 --> 00:16:19,406 Accomplishment. 212 00:16:20,406 --> 00:16:23,076 (bird chirping) 213 00:16:29,915 --> 00:16:31,958 It's gonna be a long day. 214 00:16:40,258 --> 00:16:42,301 (sighs) 215 00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:10,947 (somber music) 216 00:17:10,949 --> 00:17:13,659 (loud knocking) 217 00:17:18,373 --> 00:17:19,290 Who is it? 218 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,999 [Mrs. Dekker] Woo hoo. 219 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:25,168 Hi, it's Mrs. Dekker. 220 00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:27,128 I'm your neighbor next door. 221 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,800 I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. 222 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,220 Weirdo. 223 00:17:39,347 --> 00:17:43,476 Well, that's a bad idea, if ever I've seen one. 224 00:17:45,728 --> 00:17:46,977 What is? 225 00:17:46,979 --> 00:17:49,812 Well, I didn't hear you unlock the door, 226 00:17:49,814 --> 00:17:52,690 which leads me to believe that you didn't lock it. 227 00:17:52,692 --> 00:17:54,819 Which is a very bad idea. 228 00:17:56,571 --> 00:17:57,485 Sorry. 229 00:17:57,487 --> 00:17:59,155 Oh no, don't be sorry to me. 230 00:17:59,157 --> 00:18:01,990 Be sorry to your future terrorized self. 231 00:18:01,992 --> 00:18:04,161 (laughs) 232 00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:06,996 I baked you a pie. 233 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:11,915 Oh, that's very kind of you. 234 00:18:11,917 --> 00:18:14,168 It's got Halloween theme 235 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:18,671 and little bite-sized goodies in it. 236 00:18:18,673 --> 00:18:19,837 (giggles) 237 00:18:19,839 --> 00:18:20,840 Thank you. 238 00:18:21,674 --> 00:18:23,426 You are so welcome. 239 00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:29,389 Uh, did you wanna come in? 240 00:18:31,224 --> 00:18:32,849 Oh no, no, I've been in that whole house 241 00:18:32,851 --> 00:18:35,017 many, many times. 242 00:18:35,019 --> 00:18:38,687 No snooping notions for this old hag (laughs). 243 00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:42,024 No, I just, I really just wanted to welcome you 244 00:18:42,026 --> 00:18:44,235 to the neighborhood and to 245 00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:49,071 give you a little word of warning. 246 00:18:49,073 --> 00:18:50,571 Oh, if it's about locking the door, 247 00:18:50,573 --> 00:18:52,073 just consider that noted. 248 00:18:52,075 --> 00:18:53,532 My husband just left. 249 00:18:53,534 --> 00:18:57,371 No, it's a word of warning about the neighborhood. 250 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:03,540 You see, you being new and it's such a nice street. 251 00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:06,543 It looks like it was ripped out of a Rockwell painting, 252 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:08,755 but there is one bad apple. 253 00:19:15,261 --> 00:19:18,973 His name is Samuel and he is a sex offender. 254 00:19:21,724 --> 00:19:24,392 I figured since you're new that you didn't get 255 00:19:24,394 --> 00:19:29,063 that whole door-to-door admission of guilt thing. 256 00:19:29,065 --> 00:19:30,230 Yeah. 257 00:19:30,232 --> 00:19:31,773 [Ella] Yeah, no, thank you for telling me. 258 00:19:31,775 --> 00:19:36,236 Yeah, he worked over at the elementary school on Madison. 259 00:19:36,238 --> 00:19:38,654 And, you know where Madison is? 260 00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:40,322 No, I can't say that I do. 261 00:19:40,324 --> 00:19:42,910 It's right by here and well, 262 00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:47,744 he was caught cavorting with his students. 263 00:19:47,746 --> 00:19:48,622 Yeah. 264 00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:55,086 Kids, just children, really. 265 00:19:57,839 --> 00:19:59,838 Well, thank you for the pie. 266 00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,258 Oh yeah, yeah, you're so welcome. 267 00:20:03,260 --> 00:20:05,804 Um (chuckles). 268 00:20:07,762 --> 00:20:10,098 Welcome to the neighborhood. 269 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,781 Oh, God damn it. 270 00:20:43,294 --> 00:20:44,628 Hey, I'm back. 271 00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:54,720 Hard at work I see. 272 00:20:58,138 --> 00:21:00,808 (somber music) 273 00:21:02,684 --> 00:21:05,644 Honey, I'm home. 274 00:21:05,646 --> 00:21:07,480 Shit! 275 00:21:13,235 --> 00:21:16,987 I'm beginning to question your work ethic. 276 00:21:19,823 --> 00:21:22,493 Can't hold your breath forever. 277 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:26,912 Fine, if that's how you wanna play it. 278 00:21:28,831 --> 00:21:30,500 Ass, turn it off. 279 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,707 You ruined my perfectly relaxing bath. 280 00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:35,043 [Robert] That was my intention. 281 00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,253 Ass. 282 00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:38,337 You said that already. 283 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,004 I was taking a break. 284 00:21:40,006 --> 00:21:41,924 From working oh so hard. 285 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:44,509 Yeah, I got a lot of unpacking done. 286 00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:47,512 Not, I saw one box in the living room that was empty. 287 00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:49,846 Did you check the kitchen? 288 00:21:49,848 --> 00:21:51,431 No, should I have? 289 00:21:51,433 --> 00:21:54,684 If you had checked the kitchen, you presumptuous fool, 290 00:21:54,686 --> 00:21:57,853 you would've seen the results of the bulk of my labor. 291 00:21:57,855 --> 00:22:00,272 And, I guess I'm just supposed to take a report. 292 00:22:00,274 --> 00:22:01,855 You're my husband. 293 00:22:01,857 --> 00:22:03,232 You're supposed to take my word on everything always. 294 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,277 Oh Christ, is that what I signed up for, 295 00:22:05,279 --> 00:22:08,237 blind suppositions and constant nagging? 296 00:22:08,239 --> 00:22:09,613 Constant nagging, my ass. 297 00:22:09,615 --> 00:22:10,530 Get out! 298 00:22:10,532 --> 00:22:12,031 No. 299 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:13,700 [Robert] But, I totally (mumbles) the temperature buzz 300 00:22:13,702 --> 00:22:15,242 with that water stunt. 301 00:22:15,244 --> 00:22:16,911 Actually, it's quite comfortable. 302 00:22:16,913 --> 00:22:18,371 I think you should get in. 303 00:22:18,373 --> 00:22:21,289 I should most definitely not do as you are suggesting. 304 00:22:21,291 --> 00:22:25,709 Because I got a trunk full of pumpkins that need retrieving 305 00:22:25,711 --> 00:22:28,713 then carving before I gotta haul ass to the hospital. 306 00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:32,050 Pumpkins not pumpkin, meaning plural? 307 00:22:33,051 --> 00:22:34,216 Plethora. 308 00:22:34,218 --> 00:22:35,718 Oh God. 309 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,552 [Robert] I can't be trusted when seasonally shopping. 310 00:22:37,554 --> 00:22:40,222 What can I say, I festive by nature. 311 00:22:40,224 --> 00:22:43,099 Well, I've made a decision. 312 00:22:43,101 --> 00:22:44,725 About what? 313 00:22:44,727 --> 00:22:48,229 I think that you must take a dip. 314 00:22:48,231 --> 00:22:49,062 What? 315 00:22:49,064 --> 00:22:49,896 No, no, no. 316 00:22:49,898 --> 00:22:51,815 (Ella giggles) 317 00:22:51,817 --> 00:22:52,734 Yes. 318 00:22:56,404 --> 00:23:00,239 General etiquette lesson, just putting this out there. 319 00:23:00,241 --> 00:23:02,740 If you're going to dunk someone in a tub of water 320 00:23:02,742 --> 00:23:05,451 against their will, it is just polite to have a towel 321 00:23:05,453 --> 00:23:06,827 waiting for them. 322 00:23:06,829 --> 00:23:09,747 A real towel, not a hand towel 323 00:23:09,749 --> 00:23:12,123 the size of a Muppet's loincloth. 324 00:23:12,125 --> 00:23:13,624 You drew first blood. 325 00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:16,753 My actions were purely reactionary. 326 00:23:16,755 --> 00:23:20,087 What the hell are these doing in the dining room, anyway? 327 00:23:20,089 --> 00:23:22,341 You gonna help me with these pumpkins now? 328 00:23:22,343 --> 00:23:23,926 Must I? 329 00:23:23,928 --> 00:23:25,592 For better or worse. 330 00:23:25,594 --> 00:23:28,137 This truly falls into the latter category. 331 00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:30,600 Depends how you look at it. 332 00:23:32,516 --> 00:23:34,602 Where's the blow dryer 333 00:23:35,603 --> 00:23:36,977 and my cardigan? 334 00:23:36,979 --> 00:23:38,478 (school bell ringing) 335 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:42,441 You know these chairs should have your names on 'em. 336 00:23:42,443 --> 00:23:45,984 You're up here sitting in 'em so much. 337 00:23:45,986 --> 00:23:50,198 Your teacher asked you politely to please remove the masks. 338 00:23:52,451 --> 00:23:53,327 Politely. 339 00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:56,704 Like a human being. 340 00:23:58,289 --> 00:24:01,789 Principal Dale, I'm gonna take my lunch now. 341 00:24:01,791 --> 00:24:02,958 That's fine. 342 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,125 Just let me know when you get back. 343 00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:05,962 Okay. 344 00:24:08,129 --> 00:24:10,715 Did you see what I did there? 345 00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:13,468 That was being human. 346 00:24:19,848 --> 00:24:22,559 (heart beating) 347 00:24:24,143 --> 00:24:27,646 All right, you need to remove your masks. 348 00:24:31,984 --> 00:24:33,318 Give 'em to me. 349 00:24:35,486 --> 00:24:36,986 I'll get 'em back to you at the end of the day. 350 00:24:36,988 --> 00:24:37,986 [Girl] No! 351 00:24:37,988 --> 00:24:39,989 (tankard rattling) 352 00:24:39,991 --> 00:24:42,660 (ominous music) 353 00:24:48,039 --> 00:24:51,500 (Principal Dale moaning) 354 00:25:17,229 --> 00:25:20,607 (Principal Dale crying) 355 00:25:32,074 --> 00:25:34,202 Principal Dale. 356 00:25:35,204 --> 00:25:37,872 (ominous music) 357 00:25:42,627 --> 00:25:46,126 (receptionist screaming) 358 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,924 (birds chirping) 359 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,051 How much did all this cost? 360 00:25:56,053 --> 00:25:57,220 Not much. 361 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,555 How much is not much? 362 00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:00,556 Not much is not much. 363 00:26:00,558 --> 00:26:03,225 Stop being a (mumbles). 364 00:26:03,227 --> 00:26:04,892 I know not the meaning of the word. 365 00:26:04,894 --> 00:26:07,561 Come now, let's get busy before I have to 366 00:26:07,563 --> 00:26:11,314 rush off the hospital for a night of charcoal feeding, 367 00:26:11,316 --> 00:26:15,069 alcohol abusing college cretins. 368 00:26:16,947 --> 00:26:17,903 Yeah. 369 00:26:17,905 --> 00:26:20,156 [Ella] Jesus. 370 00:26:20,908 --> 00:26:22,908 What's wrong? 371 00:26:22,910 --> 00:26:25,578 (ominous music) 372 00:26:27,913 --> 00:26:29,748 Wow. 373 00:26:31,249 --> 00:26:32,959 Who the hell is that? 374 00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:41,008 The resident pederast. 375 00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:44,591 Are you kidding me? 376 00:26:44,593 --> 00:26:45,469 No. 377 00:26:46,637 --> 00:26:49,596 Our lovely neighbor, who I assume is the resident busybody 378 00:26:49,598 --> 00:26:51,973 informed me of his presence while you were out 379 00:26:51,975 --> 00:26:54,770 participating in pumpkin palooza. 380 00:26:58,021 --> 00:27:01,105 Why is he just standing there like that? 381 00:27:01,107 --> 00:27:03,941 I know not the minds of sexual deviants. 382 00:27:03,943 --> 00:27:05,194 Hey, be kind. 383 00:27:06,113 --> 00:27:07,654 He may be reformed. 384 00:27:09,448 --> 00:27:11,159 I'll go talk to him. 385 00:27:17,788 --> 00:27:18,955 Hey there, buddy. 386 00:27:18,957 --> 00:27:21,290 Uh, my name is Robert. 387 00:27:21,292 --> 00:27:23,500 My wife, Ella, and I just moved to the neighborhood. 388 00:27:23,502 --> 00:27:26,627 (birds chirping) 389 00:27:26,629 --> 00:27:27,463 Okay. 390 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:32,842 Hey, look I was just curious why you were, you know, 391 00:27:34,177 --> 00:27:37,386 standing here in front of my house. 392 00:27:37,388 --> 00:27:38,636 It's a free country. 393 00:27:38,638 --> 00:27:40,891 I can stand here if I want. 394 00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:44,685 Fair enough. 395 00:27:45,811 --> 00:27:49,229 Anyway, hey could you do me a neighborly solid 396 00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:52,651 and you know, not lecherously stand here? 397 00:27:54,486 --> 00:27:57,236 It's creeping my wife out. 398 00:27:57,238 --> 00:27:58,364 No problem. 399 00:27:59,699 --> 00:28:02,657 I don't wanna creep anybody out, not on Halloween. 400 00:28:02,659 --> 00:28:04,200 There's enough creepiness in the air. 401 00:28:04,202 --> 00:28:05,160 Yeah. 402 00:28:05,162 --> 00:28:06,497 Name's Samuel. 403 00:28:07,662 --> 00:28:10,997 You can just call me the resident pederast. 404 00:28:10,999 --> 00:28:13,000 Everyone else seems to. 405 00:28:25,261 --> 00:28:28,678 Well, that sure as shit took the piss out of my Halloween. 406 00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:30,180 What the hell happened? 407 00:28:30,182 --> 00:28:32,014 You need to keep your voice down from now on, okay? 408 00:28:32,016 --> 00:28:34,017 [Ella] What do you mean? 409 00:28:34,019 --> 00:28:35,769 I need to Clorox the first layer of skin 410 00:28:35,771 --> 00:28:37,853 off my palm, forgive me. 411 00:28:37,855 --> 00:28:39,565 Are you mad at me? 412 00:28:41,359 --> 00:28:43,775 He heard what you called him, Ella. 413 00:28:43,777 --> 00:28:45,192 What did I call him? 414 00:28:45,194 --> 00:28:46,528 The resident pederast. 415 00:28:46,530 --> 00:28:47,779 That's what he is. 416 00:28:47,781 --> 00:28:50,404 Be that as it may, he's creepy, 417 00:28:50,406 --> 00:28:51,698 he lives across the street, 418 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,700 and he's got an alleged rap sheet. 419 00:28:53,702 --> 00:28:56,369 How the hell did he hear me? 420 00:28:56,371 --> 00:28:59,704 I didn't scream it and I think there's enough space 421 00:28:59,706 --> 00:29:02,207 between our house and where he's standing. 422 00:29:02,209 --> 00:29:04,042 I don't know and I don't care. 423 00:29:04,044 --> 00:29:07,710 All I'm saying is that was super awkward, 424 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:10,965 in a super awkward, throat cut in the middle of the night, 425 00:29:10,967 --> 00:29:12,051 sort of way. 426 00:29:14,302 --> 00:29:15,802 I beseech you. 427 00:29:15,804 --> 00:29:18,053 Put on the guise of forward thinking whenever that man 428 00:29:18,055 --> 00:29:19,888 is within earshot. 429 00:29:19,890 --> 00:29:20,888 (sighs) 430 00:29:20,890 --> 00:29:22,640 Now, my palm burns. 431 00:29:22,642 --> 00:29:24,392 I'm sorry. 432 00:29:24,394 --> 00:29:26,394 I didn't think he could hear me. 433 00:29:26,396 --> 00:29:28,604 But, forgive me offending someone with that kind 434 00:29:28,606 --> 00:29:30,481 of transgressive past isn't gonna cause me 435 00:29:30,483 --> 00:29:33,232 to lose any sleep at night. 436 00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:35,402 And, that's not what I care about. 437 00:29:35,404 --> 00:29:37,110 Call him whatever you want on a piece of paper 438 00:29:37,112 --> 00:29:40,071 that'll end up in your angry letter drawer, 439 00:29:40,073 --> 00:29:43,407 but when a human being may be able to audibly pick up 440 00:29:43,409 --> 00:29:47,953 on your negative feelings, I'm just saying be careful. 441 00:29:47,955 --> 00:29:51,331 I don't want him hating us, hating you, 442 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:54,668 and then acting on some sort of nefarious impulses 443 00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:56,421 he may be harboring. 444 00:29:57,588 --> 00:30:01,174 Now, may I please carve a God damn pumpkin? 445 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:04,761 Please. 446 00:30:06,929 --> 00:30:10,266 (somber tinkling music) 447 00:30:23,986 --> 00:30:25,110 [Man] Whoa. 448 00:30:33,952 --> 00:30:35,996 (sighs) 449 00:31:12,317 --> 00:31:15,152 (fabric tearing) 450 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,541 He's alive 451 00:32:23,543 --> 00:32:24,461 He's alive! 452 00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:28,212 All right, be careful, psychopath. 453 00:32:28,214 --> 00:32:31,964 I have created the perfect jack-o'-lantern. 454 00:32:31,966 --> 00:32:33,215 I'm so proud of you. 455 00:32:33,217 --> 00:32:34,718 Hey, I worked hard for this. 456 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:38,389 Get off your ass and come bask in the glory. 457 00:32:43,894 --> 00:32:47,729 What the hell is that abomination? 458 00:32:47,731 --> 00:32:50,104 What, it's a portrait of my grandpa. 459 00:32:50,106 --> 00:32:52,065 Okay, there are so many things wrong with this. 460 00:32:52,067 --> 00:32:54,651 A, was your grandfather Hitler? 461 00:32:54,653 --> 00:32:56,569 And, B, why would you carve a portrait, 462 00:32:56,571 --> 00:32:58,737 and I use the term portrait very loosely, 463 00:32:58,739 --> 00:33:00,238 into a pumpkin? 464 00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,907 I have no idea how you get Hitler from this. 465 00:33:01,909 --> 00:33:04,909 Just look at his mustache, and his Jew-hating eyes. 466 00:33:04,911 --> 00:33:07,077 Those aren't Jew-hating eyes. 467 00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:09,245 Those are kindly old man eyes. 468 00:33:09,247 --> 00:33:11,081 Used to carve pumpkins with my grandfather 469 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:12,582 when I was a kid. 470 00:33:12,584 --> 00:33:14,583 That is adorable and the perfect way to announce 471 00:33:14,585 --> 00:33:16,503 our anti-Semitism to the neighborhood. 472 00:33:16,505 --> 00:33:19,463 All this work for nothing. 473 00:33:19,465 --> 00:33:21,423 All right, I gotta go ready for my shift. 474 00:33:21,425 --> 00:33:23,759 Okay, but be cool about what lights you turn on. 475 00:33:23,761 --> 00:33:25,801 I don't want anyone stopping by expecting any treats 476 00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:27,177 of any sort. 477 00:33:27,179 --> 00:33:29,765 [Robert] Yeah, yeah, lame-o. 478 00:33:35,436 --> 00:33:38,481 (crickets chirping) 479 00:33:50,865 --> 00:33:53,618 (eggs thudding) 480 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:05,459 (eggs thudding) 481 00:34:05,461 --> 00:34:06,460 Shit. 482 00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:07,711 (gasps) 483 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:09,129 What the fuck? 484 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:09,965 Jimmy. 485 00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,178 What the fuck? 486 00:34:30,982 --> 00:34:33,818 (light knocking) 487 00:34:40,657 --> 00:34:42,825 [Girl] You can have it. 488 00:34:51,916 --> 00:34:54,168 (woman screaming) (dramatic music) 489 00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:55,500 Stop. 490 00:34:55,502 --> 00:34:57,335 Get away from me. 491 00:34:57,337 --> 00:34:58,214 No! 492 00:34:59,214 --> 00:35:02,049 (woman screaming) 493 00:35:08,096 --> 00:35:10,850 (dramatic music) 494 00:35:16,437 --> 00:35:17,271 Oh no! 495 00:35:26,278 --> 00:35:29,698 No, don't. (gun firing) 496 00:35:34,703 --> 00:35:37,705 (crickets chirping) 497 00:35:58,722 --> 00:36:01,225 (eerie music) 498 00:36:14,902 --> 00:36:15,736 Lights. 499 00:36:19,407 --> 00:36:22,075 Way to listen, husband of mine. 500 00:36:23,118 --> 00:36:26,119 (light knocking) 501 00:36:26,121 --> 00:36:26,996 Who is it? 502 00:36:28,998 --> 00:36:30,830 [Girl] Trick or treat. 503 00:36:30,832 --> 00:36:33,290 [Ella] Sorry, we don't have any candy. 504 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:35,084 Maybe next year. 505 00:36:35,086 --> 00:36:37,754 (ominous music) 506 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,764 (gentle piano music) 507 00:37:01,108 --> 00:37:02,606 (light footsteps tapping) 508 00:37:02,608 --> 00:37:04,526 (dramatic music) Jesus! 509 00:37:04,528 --> 00:37:05,776 Sorry (chuckles). 510 00:37:05,778 --> 00:37:07,444 What the hell are you doing out here? 511 00:37:07,446 --> 00:37:09,447 Disappointing children, that's what I'm doing. 512 00:37:09,449 --> 00:37:10,656 Huh? 513 00:37:10,658 --> 00:37:12,490 Somebody knocked on the door. 514 00:37:12,492 --> 00:37:14,158 You left the light on the stairs on. 515 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,953 It doubles as a homing beacon for candy-seeking munchkins. 516 00:37:17,955 --> 00:37:19,371 Well, what did you expect me to do, 517 00:37:19,373 --> 00:37:22,708 stumble blindly up the stairs, trip and fall to my death. 518 00:37:22,710 --> 00:37:25,292 Go back inside, scrubs, it's cold out here. 519 00:37:25,294 --> 00:37:26,209 Why don't you wear a cardigan? 520 00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:27,838 Yeah, a cardigan. 521 00:37:29,173 --> 00:37:31,883 (ominous music) 522 00:37:42,142 --> 00:37:44,852 (door slamming) 523 00:37:46,063 --> 00:37:49,147 (Samuel vocalizing) 524 00:37:52,734 --> 00:37:54,319 Oh, my Life Alert. 525 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,405 Please don't fail me now. 526 00:37:59,657 --> 00:38:02,034 (vocalizing) 527 00:38:14,668 --> 00:38:15,670 Look at you. 528 00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:18,838 Hello. 529 00:38:21,716 --> 00:38:23,716 (ominous music) 530 00:38:23,718 --> 00:38:26,011 (chuckles) 531 00:38:38,188 --> 00:38:41,691 The perfect mate. 532 00:38:43,359 --> 00:38:46,529 Smiley face, smiley face, smiley face. 533 00:38:56,870 --> 00:38:59,205 You missed me, didn't you? 534 00:38:59,207 --> 00:39:00,205 Didn't you? 535 00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:01,414 (chuckles) 536 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:03,960 (eerie music) 537 00:39:23,643 --> 00:39:26,061 (vocalizing) 538 00:39:58,756 --> 00:40:00,757 [Girl] Trick or treat. 539 00:40:01,924 --> 00:40:04,259 Don't you know, I'm not allowed 540 00:40:04,261 --> 00:40:07,010 to celebrate Halloween anymore? 541 00:40:07,012 --> 00:40:08,096 Not legally. 542 00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:12,601 Ultra totalitarianism at its finest. 543 00:40:14,936 --> 00:40:16,268 (heavy pounding) 544 00:40:16,270 --> 00:40:17,103 Yeah. 545 00:40:17,105 --> 00:40:18,270 Who the hell is it? 546 00:40:18,272 --> 00:40:19,604 [Girl] Fucking cunt, open the door. 547 00:40:19,606 --> 00:40:20,939 [Samuel] What the fuck. 548 00:40:20,941 --> 00:40:22,149 [Girl] Open the door, open the door let us in, 549 00:40:22,151 --> 00:40:24,360 let us in, trick or treat. 550 00:40:37,287 --> 00:40:38,996 (door slamming) 551 00:40:38,998 --> 00:40:41,626 (Samuel sighs) 552 00:40:52,968 --> 00:40:54,302 Trick or treat. 553 00:41:01,642 --> 00:41:03,975 (door slamming) 554 00:41:03,977 --> 00:41:07,353 I don't know who the fuck you are, 555 00:41:07,355 --> 00:41:11,065 but when I find you, I'm gonna rip your fucking heart 556 00:41:11,067 --> 00:41:13,318 out of your fucking chest. 557 00:41:28,665 --> 00:41:29,499 Come on. 558 00:41:32,333 --> 00:41:33,501 What the fuck? 559 00:41:34,545 --> 00:41:36,671 (laughs) 560 00:41:37,504 --> 00:41:38,506 Very funny. 561 00:41:39,841 --> 00:41:42,381 I used to pull that fucking shit when I was a kid. 562 00:41:42,383 --> 00:41:45,679 But, the best trick is when you take... 563 00:41:50,850 --> 00:41:52,518 What, what the fuck? 564 00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:57,352 [Girl] How 'bout a little fire, Scarecrow? 565 00:41:57,354 --> 00:41:58,354 You're a fucking psycho. 566 00:41:58,356 --> 00:42:01,025 (ominous music) 567 00:42:03,527 --> 00:42:05,027 (groans) 568 00:42:05,029 --> 00:42:06,694 You're fucking hilarious. 569 00:42:06,696 --> 00:42:09,531 Now, get the fuck out of my house. 570 00:42:12,534 --> 00:42:15,954 Or, on second thought, maybe stick around 571 00:42:17,121 --> 00:42:18,872 and maybe we can see 572 00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:21,372 what's under this mask. 573 00:42:21,374 --> 00:42:23,875 (ax slicing) (dramatic music) 574 00:42:23,877 --> 00:42:24,708 (Samuel groaning) 575 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,378 [Girl] Bend, bend. 576 00:42:31,924 --> 00:42:33,799 Silly rabbit. 577 00:42:33,801 --> 00:42:35,553 Tricks are for kids. 578 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,930 All right, lock all the doors and windows 579 00:42:39,932 --> 00:42:41,890 and all that jazz. 580 00:42:41,892 --> 00:42:44,308 See, you in the morning. 581 00:42:44,310 --> 00:42:45,893 You look pensive. 582 00:42:45,895 --> 00:42:47,103 [Ella] I am pensive. 583 00:42:47,105 --> 00:42:49,229 Why are you pensive? 584 00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:52,483 I'm just a little freaked out, Robert. 585 00:42:52,485 --> 00:42:53,401 Why? 586 00:42:54,569 --> 00:42:56,152 I don't know. 587 00:42:56,154 --> 00:42:59,447 I'm going to be home alone, in a new house, 588 00:42:59,449 --> 00:43:03,575 in a new town, on Halloween and you're going to work. 589 00:43:03,577 --> 00:43:06,159 That's why I told you to lock all the doors and windows. 590 00:43:06,161 --> 00:43:07,827 [Ella] We live next door to a pedophile. 591 00:43:07,829 --> 00:43:10,998 Well, you're no his type, obviously. 592 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:12,082 [Ella] Is that funny? 593 00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:13,165 It's a little funny. 594 00:43:13,167 --> 00:43:15,834 It's not funny at all. 595 00:43:15,836 --> 00:43:19,921 Look, nothing is going to happen, okay? 596 00:43:19,923 --> 00:43:22,423 Today you were so mad at me because I opened my mouth 597 00:43:22,425 --> 00:43:25,009 and that nasty guy heard me and now you're saying 598 00:43:25,011 --> 00:43:26,761 everything is gonna be okay. 599 00:43:26,763 --> 00:43:29,263 The hospital's a couple miles away. 600 00:43:29,265 --> 00:43:31,097 I have my phone on me and if there's an emergency, 601 00:43:31,099 --> 00:43:33,974 I can be home in 10 seconds flat. 602 00:43:33,976 --> 00:43:37,104 Fine, but it's not 10 seconds flat. 603 00:43:39,272 --> 00:43:42,358 Fine, it's totally 10 seconds flat. 604 00:43:44,945 --> 00:43:46,443 Fine. 605 00:43:46,445 --> 00:43:47,947 Happy Halloween. 606 00:43:52,618 --> 00:43:53,786 I hate you. 607 00:43:54,660 --> 00:43:56,204 I love you, too. 608 00:44:09,966 --> 00:44:12,634 (ominous music) 609 00:44:20,850 --> 00:44:22,975 (hard knocking) 610 00:44:22,977 --> 00:44:25,519 It's too late, shop's closed. 611 00:44:28,315 --> 00:44:31,147 (heavy pounding) 612 00:44:31,149 --> 00:44:33,817 There is no more candy. 613 00:44:33,819 --> 00:44:35,902 Come back next year. 614 00:44:35,904 --> 00:44:37,155 Little cretins. 615 00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:41,532 (loud thudding) 616 00:44:41,534 --> 00:44:44,243 (ominous music) 617 00:44:59,174 --> 00:45:02,008 (boots thudding) 618 00:45:07,764 --> 00:45:11,222 What the fuck are you doing in my house? 619 00:45:11,224 --> 00:45:13,602 Get the fuck outta my house. 620 00:45:16,687 --> 00:45:19,604 (woman screaming) 621 00:45:19,606 --> 00:45:21,190 (ax slicing) 622 00:45:21,192 --> 00:45:23,860 (woman moaning) 623 00:45:33,242 --> 00:45:35,619 You poor bastard. 624 00:45:35,621 --> 00:45:37,619 Great night to have your first. 625 00:45:37,621 --> 00:45:39,371 (yawning) You're telling me. 626 00:45:39,373 --> 00:45:40,580 If I have to pump anymore charcoal tonight, 627 00:45:40,582 --> 00:45:42,247 I swear to God, I'm gonna lose it. 628 00:45:42,249 --> 00:45:44,794 (eerie music) 629 00:45:51,092 --> 00:45:52,382 Is there any coffee in this place? 630 00:45:52,384 --> 00:45:54,968 Um, you know, I would check in the break room 631 00:45:54,970 --> 00:45:56,551 where coffee usually lives. 632 00:45:56,553 --> 00:45:57,386 All right. 633 00:45:57,388 --> 00:45:58,303 Yeah, yeah. 634 00:45:58,305 --> 00:45:59,887 What's your name by the way. 635 00:45:59,889 --> 00:46:00,889 Robert. 636 00:46:00,891 --> 00:46:01,764 Macy. 637 00:46:01,766 --> 00:46:02,891 Good luck. 638 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:03,769 Thanks. 639 00:46:05,561 --> 00:46:08,064 (Macy sighs) 640 00:46:09,774 --> 00:46:12,483 (ominous music) 641 00:46:29,749 --> 00:46:32,418 (phone ringing) 642 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:45,259 Hey Mom. 643 00:46:45,261 --> 00:46:47,011 [Mom] Happy Halloween, honey. 644 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:49,097 Yeah, Happy Halloween. 645 00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:52,765 Where are you? 646 00:46:52,767 --> 00:46:55,018 [Mom] Your father and I are at a party. 647 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:56,101 So, you're smashed. 648 00:46:56,103 --> 00:46:57,603 [Mom] I'm not smashed. 649 00:46:57,605 --> 00:46:58,771 I am your mother. 650 00:46:58,773 --> 00:47:00,272 I most assuredly do not... 651 00:47:00,274 --> 00:47:03,607 You're my mother, so you most assuredly are smashed. 652 00:47:03,609 --> 00:47:05,109 [Mom] I resent that. 653 00:47:05,111 --> 00:47:07,945 To what do I owe the honor of this telephonic reach out? 654 00:47:07,947 --> 00:47:10,114 [Mom] Just saying hi and Happy Halloween. 655 00:47:10,116 --> 00:47:12,656 Well, hi and Happy Halloween. 656 00:47:12,658 --> 00:47:14,283 [Mom] Am I annoying you? 657 00:47:14,285 --> 00:47:16,620 No, no you're not. 658 00:47:16,622 --> 00:47:18,287 [Mom] You sound distant. 659 00:47:18,289 --> 00:47:21,624 I'm just watching a movie and unpacking. 660 00:47:21,626 --> 00:47:22,458 [Mom] Oh, yeah? 661 00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:24,125 How is that going? 662 00:47:24,127 --> 00:47:25,460 Fantastic. 663 00:47:25,462 --> 00:47:28,545 (loud knocking) 664 00:47:28,547 --> 00:47:30,881 Can I call you later? 665 00:47:30,883 --> 00:47:32,298 There's somebody at the door. 666 00:47:32,300 --> 00:47:33,466 [Mom] Of course there is. 667 00:47:33,468 --> 00:47:34,843 It's Halloween. 668 00:47:34,845 --> 00:47:38,721 I know, but I'm not really celebrating this year. 669 00:47:38,723 --> 00:47:39,971 Can I call you back? 670 00:47:39,973 --> 00:47:41,473 [Mom] Are you actually gonna call me back? 671 00:47:41,475 --> 00:47:42,475 Yes, bye. 672 00:47:58,823 --> 00:48:00,197 (loud pounding) 673 00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:01,075 Wow, God. 674 00:48:01,991 --> 00:48:04,909 When I was a kid, I took a hint. 675 00:48:04,911 --> 00:48:06,576 (loud pounding) 676 00:48:06,578 --> 00:48:07,497 Fuck this. 677 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:09,916 Who is it? 678 00:48:13,501 --> 00:48:14,668 [Girl] Trick or treat. 679 00:48:14,670 --> 00:48:17,380 (ominous music) 680 00:48:20,674 --> 00:48:23,676 Look, I don't have any candy. 681 00:48:23,678 --> 00:48:25,175 I don't have treats of any kind. 682 00:48:25,177 --> 00:48:29,680 No pennies, no rotten apples, no razor blades, nothing. 683 00:48:29,682 --> 00:48:32,683 Like, come back next year. 684 00:48:32,685 --> 00:48:33,518 Sorry. 685 00:48:37,354 --> 00:48:40,023 (slow knocking) 686 00:48:42,192 --> 00:48:43,860 Did you not hear me? 687 00:48:45,404 --> 00:48:48,028 (heavy knocking) 688 00:48:48,030 --> 00:48:48,906 Go away. 689 00:49:33,568 --> 00:49:35,570 (sighs) 690 00:49:59,591 --> 00:50:02,423 [Robert] Hello, you've reached Robert's cell. 691 00:50:02,425 --> 00:50:07,093 Leave a message at the tone or at the beep or whatever. 692 00:50:07,095 --> 00:50:08,931 I'm, this is terrible. 693 00:50:09,765 --> 00:50:11,098 Please leave a message. 694 00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:11,972 Thanks for the effort. 695 00:50:11,974 --> 00:50:12,807 (phone beeping) 696 00:50:12,809 --> 00:50:14,019 Hi, it's me. 697 00:50:17,606 --> 00:50:19,187 I know it's your first day of work. 698 00:50:19,189 --> 00:50:20,774 I understand that. 699 00:50:23,444 --> 00:50:24,778 But, I'm scared. 700 00:50:26,528 --> 00:50:30,447 If you could just do me a favor and give me a call back 701 00:50:30,449 --> 00:50:32,616 when you get a chance. 702 00:50:32,618 --> 00:50:37,452 One of those calming, there's nothing to be afraid of, 703 00:50:37,454 --> 00:50:38,872 reassuring calls. 704 00:50:40,832 --> 00:50:42,708 I could really use it. 705 00:50:44,670 --> 00:50:45,628 I love you. 706 00:50:48,506 --> 00:50:50,549 (sighs) 707 00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:02,850 You're going crazy, Ella. 708 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:06,521 You're going crazy. 709 00:51:19,155 --> 00:51:21,825 (ominous music) 710 00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,413 You're going fucking crazy. 711 00:51:28,163 --> 00:51:30,206 (sighs) 712 00:51:54,852 --> 00:51:55,729 Is that it? 713 00:51:57,187 --> 00:51:58,562 Is that all you got? 714 00:51:58,564 --> 00:52:02,692 (alarm beeping) (eerie music) 715 00:52:07,779 --> 00:52:08,698 Hello. 716 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:13,911 Who's in here? 717 00:52:50,232 --> 00:52:52,443 (panting) 718 00:52:56,820 --> 00:52:59,573 (dramatic music) 719 00:53:14,585 --> 00:53:18,130 (moving to ominous music) 720 00:53:24,511 --> 00:53:27,931 (cell phone clattering) 721 00:53:46,153 --> 00:53:48,863 (door creaking) 722 00:53:51,826 --> 00:53:56,785 (knife slicing) (Ella screaming) 723 00:53:56,787 --> 00:53:58,956 (panting) 724 00:54:01,791 --> 00:54:04,460 (ominous music) 725 00:54:14,135 --> 00:54:16,302 (plate shattering) (Ella screaming) 726 00:54:16,304 --> 00:54:17,138 Fuck! 727 00:54:20,558 --> 00:54:25,350 (plates shattering) (Ella screaming) 728 00:54:25,352 --> 00:54:26,229 Stop it! 729 00:54:28,481 --> 00:54:32,650 (plates shattering) (Ella screaming) 730 00:54:45,579 --> 00:54:48,331 (Ella screaming) 731 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:54,877 (dramatic music) 732 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,890 (light knocking) 733 00:55:14,853 --> 00:55:17,563 (Ella screaming) 734 00:55:23,193 --> 00:55:24,026 Oh fuck! 735 00:55:25,237 --> 00:55:26,694 Fuck! 736 00:55:26,696 --> 00:55:29,031 (groaning) 737 00:55:37,454 --> 00:55:39,121 (knife clattering) 738 00:55:39,123 --> 00:55:42,040 (loud knocking) (Ella screaming) 739 00:55:42,042 --> 00:55:43,207 Who the fuck are you? 740 00:55:43,209 --> 00:55:46,379 Why the fuck are you doing this to me? 741 00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:53,094 [Girls] Trick or treat (giggling). 742 00:55:58,973 --> 00:56:01,558 (Ella panting) 743 00:56:17,904 --> 00:56:20,240 I can hear you breathing. 744 00:56:22,576 --> 00:56:26,787 (door rattling) (Ella screaming) 745 00:56:32,125 --> 00:56:36,336 [Girls] Trick or treat (giggling). 746 00:56:45,177 --> 00:56:47,636 [Operator] Your emergency call is now being dialed. 747 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:50,638 Please stand by. 748 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:53,100 (Samuel groaning) 749 00:56:53,102 --> 00:56:54,267 [Doctor] Clear the area. 750 00:56:54,269 --> 00:56:55,851 [Doctor] Clear the room. 751 00:56:55,853 --> 00:56:58,604 [Doctor] Multiple stab wounds. 752 00:56:58,606 --> 00:56:59,437 (Samuel groaning) 753 00:56:59,439 --> 00:57:00,272 [Doctor] Hold on. 754 00:57:00,274 --> 00:57:02,107 Get an IV started. 755 00:57:02,109 --> 00:57:04,944 (Samuel coughing) 756 00:57:17,287 --> 00:57:19,120 I gotta call my wife. 757 00:57:19,122 --> 00:57:21,499 [Macy] Where are you going? 758 00:57:44,352 --> 00:57:46,479 Come on, Ella, pick up. 759 00:57:47,813 --> 00:57:48,689 Come on. 760 00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:52,485 Clear your voicemail. 761 00:58:02,659 --> 00:58:05,201 [Macy] Hey, what happened? 762 00:58:05,203 --> 00:58:06,034 I'm sorry. 763 00:58:06,036 --> 00:58:07,494 I know that guy. 764 00:58:07,496 --> 00:58:10,163 Yeah, we all know that guy. 765 00:58:10,165 --> 00:58:12,832 He lives across the street from us. 766 00:58:12,834 --> 00:58:15,334 He scared my wife and I just got a message from her 767 00:58:15,336 --> 00:58:17,335 saying she was scared. 768 00:58:17,337 --> 00:58:20,089 Oh, she's scared on Halloween night. 769 00:58:20,091 --> 00:58:21,342 How surprising. 770 00:58:22,717 --> 00:58:24,216 Look, I thought your sarcasm was funny before, 771 00:58:24,218 --> 00:58:26,176 and believe me, I'm the reigning king of sarcasm, 772 00:58:26,178 --> 00:58:29,179 but right now, it's not helping. 773 00:58:29,181 --> 00:58:31,597 Look, did you see the thing around his throat? 774 00:58:31,599 --> 00:58:33,058 What? 775 00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:35,183 [Macy] The thing that looks like a garage door opener. 776 00:58:35,185 --> 00:58:36,185 Yeah. 777 00:58:36,187 --> 00:58:37,060 It's called Life Alert. 778 00:58:37,062 --> 00:58:38,937 Geriatrics usually wear it. 779 00:58:38,939 --> 00:58:41,022 If they fall and break a hip, they can press a button 780 00:58:41,024 --> 00:58:44,358 that alerts us to come help them. 781 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,862 Sometimes people who get themselves in a lot of trouble 782 00:58:46,864 --> 00:58:48,571 wear them as well. 783 00:58:48,573 --> 00:58:49,737 Like Samuel. 784 00:58:49,739 --> 00:58:51,239 Trying to calm me down? 785 00:58:51,241 --> 00:58:56,035 (sighing) I'm trying to get you to think rationally. 786 00:58:56,037 --> 00:58:59,705 The law of probability says that, yes, your wife's scared. 787 00:58:59,707 --> 00:59:02,373 She's home alone, but she's not cut up 788 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:04,083 into a million pieces. 789 00:59:04,085 --> 00:59:06,461 (sad music) 790 00:59:13,719 --> 00:59:17,886 At home, shit like this would happen all the time. 791 00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,972 Thought moving here, getting out of L.A. 792 00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:22,392 would make it easier, but... 793 00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:26,229 We lost a child. 794 00:59:30,064 --> 00:59:31,482 We were so happy. 795 00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:36,570 Freshly married, freshly parents. 796 00:59:39,239 --> 00:59:43,117 The most beautiful baby girl you've ever seen. 797 00:59:43,952 --> 00:59:45,578 She wasn't healthy. 798 00:59:48,164 --> 00:59:52,418 We didn't know until one morning she wasn't breathing. 799 00:59:55,337 --> 00:59:57,756 She had passed in the night. 800 00:59:59,088 --> 01:00:00,421 [Macy] What was her name? 801 01:00:00,423 --> 01:00:01,300 Melissa. 802 01:00:22,275 --> 01:00:23,151 Fuck it. 803 01:00:40,457 --> 01:00:43,125 Can you talk to me for a second? 804 01:00:47,296 --> 01:00:48,464 Are you there? 805 01:00:51,843 --> 01:00:53,131 Oh God damn it. 806 01:00:53,133 --> 01:00:56,054 If you're there can you just knock? 807 01:01:05,854 --> 01:01:07,477 (light knocking) 808 01:01:07,479 --> 01:01:10,065 (somber music) 809 01:01:14,069 --> 01:01:17,155 Okay, all right, thank you for that. 810 01:01:22,868 --> 01:01:24,661 What did I do to you? 811 01:01:26,036 --> 01:01:27,997 Why are you doing this? 812 01:01:33,002 --> 01:01:37,046 Can you just answer those two questions, please? 813 01:01:39,382 --> 01:01:41,424 Don't I deserve to know? 814 01:01:43,718 --> 01:01:46,929 (ominous piano music) 815 01:01:48,014 --> 01:01:48,847 Okay. 816 01:01:52,559 --> 01:01:55,187 Well, if I'm going to die here, 817 01:01:57,105 --> 01:01:59,857 which it seems like I'm going to. 818 01:02:01,901 --> 01:02:04,778 You're gonna kill me, both of you. 819 01:02:11,033 --> 01:02:15,204 If that's the case, can you just answer me one question? 820 01:02:17,246 --> 01:02:20,958 Not why you're here or what did I do to you? 821 01:02:23,459 --> 01:02:25,753 But, just another question? 822 01:02:34,552 --> 01:02:35,761 [Girl] Okay. 823 01:02:38,890 --> 01:02:40,433 How old are you? 824 01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:45,101 How old are both of you? 825 01:02:45,103 --> 01:02:46,394 [Girl] Five. 826 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:47,228 [Girl] Seven. 827 01:02:47,230 --> 01:02:48,228 [Girl] 32. 828 01:02:48,230 --> 01:02:49,395 [Girl] 56. 829 01:02:49,397 --> 01:02:50,397 [Girl] 13. 830 01:02:50,399 --> 01:02:52,065 [Girl] 46. 831 01:02:52,067 --> 01:02:53,106 [Girl] 34. 832 01:02:53,108 --> 01:02:54,566 [Girl] 600. 833 01:02:54,568 --> 01:02:55,401 [Girl] 16. 834 01:02:55,403 --> 01:02:57,111 [Girl] 40. 835 01:02:57,113 --> 01:02:58,320 [Girl] 142. 836 01:02:58,322 --> 01:02:59,904 [Girl] 147. 837 01:02:59,906 --> 01:03:00,949 [Girl] 67. 838 01:03:02,076 --> 01:03:03,616 [Girl] Two. 839 01:03:03,618 --> 01:03:05,325 [Girl] 101. 840 01:03:05,327 --> 01:03:06,160 [Girl] Four. 841 01:03:06,162 --> 01:03:08,079 [Girl] 100. 842 01:03:08,081 --> 01:03:09,164 [Girl] 100. 843 01:03:11,415 --> 01:03:12,833 [Girl] 14. 844 01:03:12,835 --> 01:03:13,918 [Girl] 14. 845 01:03:29,013 --> 01:03:33,100 She was our world for that short time. 846 01:03:33,102 --> 01:03:35,769 My wife, Ella, it hit her hard. 847 01:03:38,438 --> 01:03:40,106 I mean, it hit me hard, 848 01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:42,860 but I didn't wanna lose her, too. 849 01:03:45,611 --> 01:03:47,278 You know that happens so often. 850 01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:52,157 You lose a child and then your marriage falls apart. 851 01:03:52,159 --> 01:03:56,370 Better worse, in all honesty, but I couldn't lose her, 852 01:03:58,498 --> 01:03:59,790 I just couldn't. 853 01:04:01,624 --> 01:04:03,624 Losing my daughter destroyed me, 854 01:04:03,626 --> 01:04:05,544 but I had to be strong. 855 01:04:07,630 --> 01:04:09,340 I have to be strong. 856 01:04:11,633 --> 01:04:14,133 My wife, she's a teacher. 857 01:04:14,135 --> 01:04:15,470 She loves kids. 858 01:04:16,555 --> 01:04:20,306 She was so happy when Melissa was born. 859 01:04:20,308 --> 01:04:23,308 And, I mean, it was a hellish labor process too. 860 01:04:23,310 --> 01:04:27,479 But, she seemed to revel in it, you know. 861 01:04:27,481 --> 01:04:31,233 As if she could see with, as if she could see 862 01:04:32,400 --> 01:04:36,152 in her heart what was at the end of the rainbow. 863 01:04:36,154 --> 01:04:39,237 This perfect amalgamation of her and I. 864 01:04:39,239 --> 01:04:40,158 Our child. 865 01:04:44,202 --> 01:04:46,662 I don't know how she does it. 866 01:04:47,830 --> 01:04:50,080 She's got a job at the local middle school. 867 01:04:50,082 --> 01:04:52,876 She's jumping back on the saddle. 868 01:04:55,586 --> 01:04:58,340 I can't imagine what that's like. 869 01:04:59,839 --> 01:05:03,426 Being a mother for so short a time and then 870 01:05:04,552 --> 01:05:07,847 having to be around kids five days a week. 871 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,224 I just don't know. 872 01:05:13,351 --> 01:05:15,018 I like you, Robert. 873 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:17,185 I'm glad you're here. 874 01:05:17,187 --> 01:05:18,604 And, I hate everyone. 875 01:05:18,606 --> 01:05:19,854 (Robert chuckles) 876 01:05:19,856 --> 01:05:23,358 I hate the doctors, the nursing staff. 877 01:05:23,360 --> 01:05:26,195 Actually, I hate the entire town. 878 01:05:27,905 --> 01:05:30,115 Everyone's just so boring. 879 01:05:31,575 --> 01:05:34,869 [Robert] Yeah, can tell that already. 880 01:05:35,954 --> 01:05:38,287 Go be with your wife. 881 01:05:38,289 --> 01:05:42,373 No, you're right, it's probably nothing. 882 01:05:42,375 --> 01:05:44,083 Go home to your wife. 883 01:05:44,085 --> 01:05:46,460 I'll cover for you. 884 01:05:46,462 --> 01:05:48,753 It's still Halloween. 885 01:05:48,755 --> 01:05:51,048 It's far past Halloween at this point. 886 01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:52,552 Technicalities. 887 01:05:58,805 --> 01:06:00,265 Happy Halloween. 888 01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:02,559 Thank you. 889 01:06:05,395 --> 01:06:09,607 (hatchet pounding) (ominous music) 890 01:07:23,543 --> 01:07:27,172 (moving to dramatic music) 891 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:45,186 (chanting music) 892 01:07:46,230 --> 01:07:48,981 (Ella grunting) 893 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,836 (girls laughing) 894 01:08:23,676 --> 01:08:26,220 (eerie music) 895 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,943 Honey, I'm home. 896 01:08:47,447 --> 01:08:48,364 Ella. 897 01:08:54,536 --> 01:08:56,037 Oh, Jesus Christ. 898 01:08:58,748 --> 01:08:59,540 Oh my God. 899 01:09:01,124 --> 01:09:02,041 Ella! 900 01:09:05,544 --> 01:09:08,420 (dramatic music) 901 01:09:08,422 --> 01:09:09,546 (knife slicing) 902 01:09:09,548 --> 01:09:12,425 (Robert screaming) 903 01:09:14,636 --> 01:09:16,054 Where's my wife? 904 01:09:19,557 --> 01:09:20,892 Where's my wife? 905 01:09:22,601 --> 01:09:25,312 (ominous music) 906 01:09:40,240 --> 01:09:43,452 (whippoorwill cooing) 907 01:09:57,963 --> 01:10:00,840 (sad piano music) 908 01:10:22,691 --> 01:10:25,277 (eerie music) 909 01:10:48,130 --> 01:10:49,464 Just kill me. 910 01:10:55,220 --> 01:10:57,638 That's what you want, right? 911 01:11:00,808 --> 01:11:03,474 That's why you're doing this, 912 01:11:03,476 --> 01:11:06,312 because I didn't answer the door. 913 01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:11,483 Because I didn't give you a fucking treat. 914 01:11:15,821 --> 01:11:18,156 And, so you kill my husband. 915 01:11:24,661 --> 01:11:25,828 Just kill me. 916 01:11:33,669 --> 01:11:34,501 Wait. 917 01:11:52,350 --> 01:11:55,062 (dramatic music) 918 01:12:21,292 --> 01:12:24,211 (sad piano music) 919 01:13:37,021 --> 01:13:39,606 (Ella crying) 920 01:13:52,284 --> 01:13:54,995 (ominous music) 921 01:13:56,620 --> 01:13:59,662 Uh, I fucking hate Halloween. 922 01:13:59,664 --> 01:14:03,625 I told you being a sexy (mumbles) was a stupid idea. 923 01:14:03,627 --> 01:14:05,295 I look ugly and fat. 924 01:14:06,962 --> 01:14:09,714 Nothing good ever happens on Halloween ever. 925 01:14:09,716 --> 01:14:13,299 In fact, mostly bad things happen on Halloween. 926 01:14:13,301 --> 01:14:16,342 I'm so fat, I just wanna eat chocolate. 927 01:14:16,344 --> 01:14:17,302 But, I can't have any chocolate 928 01:14:17,304 --> 01:14:18,804 because then I'll get fatter. 929 01:14:18,806 --> 01:14:22,808 [Woman] Wait, you don't know what happened here? 930 01:14:27,356 --> 01:14:28,312 Here? 931 01:14:28,314 --> 01:14:29,648 Like here, here? 932 01:14:30,483 --> 01:14:32,150 She doesn't know. 933 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:35,817 Wait, something happened here. 934 01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:38,071 And I assume whatever the something is, 935 01:14:38,073 --> 01:14:39,532 is something bad. 936 01:14:40,741 --> 01:14:42,574 Something happened here and neither of you 937 01:14:42,576 --> 01:14:45,159 until this moment have felt the need to tell me? 938 01:14:45,161 --> 01:14:47,578 Well, count us as shitty friends then. 939 01:14:47,580 --> 01:14:51,164 But, is Halloween night, so I guess we should tell you now. 940 01:14:51,166 --> 01:14:53,332 That's great, tell her now. 941 01:14:53,334 --> 01:14:54,751 [Pregnant Woman] I hate you guys. 942 01:14:54,753 --> 01:14:56,169 I would say stop if you've heard this before, 943 01:14:56,171 --> 01:14:57,754 but we've already established that you haven't, 944 01:14:57,756 --> 01:14:59,504 so I'm just gonna run my mouth. 945 01:14:59,506 --> 01:15:02,342 Run it, run it, run it, run it. 946 01:15:03,677 --> 01:15:06,218 Okay, I get to tell a ghost story. 947 01:15:06,220 --> 01:15:07,429 I am so amped. 948 01:15:15,187 --> 01:15:16,351 It was Halloween night. 949 01:15:16,353 --> 01:15:18,062 (woman giggling) 950 01:15:18,064 --> 01:15:19,020 What? 951 01:15:19,022 --> 01:15:21,357 Shut up, I'm having fun. 952 01:15:21,359 --> 01:15:23,023 You guys are literally the worst. 953 01:15:23,025 --> 01:15:25,192 Go on, I'll be a good girl. 954 01:15:25,194 --> 01:15:26,570 Thank you cuz. 955 01:15:28,698 --> 01:15:30,364 It was Halloween night. 956 01:15:30,366 --> 01:15:31,906 [Woman] 15 years ago. 957 01:15:31,908 --> 01:15:32,907 Was it? 958 01:15:32,909 --> 01:15:34,283 Doesn't seem like that long ago. 959 01:15:34,285 --> 01:15:35,534 It was forever ago. 960 01:15:35,536 --> 01:15:37,203 Well, the first part was. 961 01:15:37,205 --> 01:15:38,245 [Woman] The second part was last year. 962 01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:39,247 Guys. 963 01:15:39,249 --> 01:15:40,374 Okay, okay. 964 01:15:41,749 --> 01:15:44,126 It was Halloween night and there was this woman. 965 01:15:44,128 --> 01:15:46,710 She was knocked up to hell and back. 966 01:15:46,712 --> 01:15:48,920 Oh my God, like you! 967 01:15:48,922 --> 01:15:52,049 There are no words for how annoyed I'm getting. 968 01:15:52,051 --> 01:15:53,883 Well, this pregnant bitch... 969 01:15:53,885 --> 01:15:55,259 Why do you have to be so ugly? 970 01:15:55,261 --> 01:15:57,137 Fine, pregnant broad. 971 01:15:57,139 --> 01:15:58,221 Thank you. 972 01:16:00,558 --> 01:16:02,432 This pregnant broad, she was dating 973 01:16:02,434 --> 01:16:04,559 this total piece of shit. 974 01:16:04,561 --> 01:16:06,144 You guys remember my cousin Trish? 975 01:16:06,146 --> 01:16:07,561 Who doesn't know Trish? 976 01:16:07,563 --> 01:16:09,939 Every throbbing cock in town knows Trish. 977 01:16:09,941 --> 01:16:11,064 Yeah, yeah. 978 01:16:11,066 --> 01:16:11,900 Go on. 979 01:16:13,235 --> 01:16:17,071 This Katy dude, my cousin Trish, she knows him. 980 01:16:19,073 --> 01:16:21,743 Well, knew him, for that matter. 981 01:16:23,076 --> 01:16:24,993 He used to frequent Barney's, that piece of shit 982 01:16:24,995 --> 01:16:28,453 along the wall, pseudo dive bar at the (mumbles). 983 01:16:28,455 --> 01:16:31,164 And, this happened when she sees the dude, 984 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:33,084 well he knocked her up. 985 01:16:34,585 --> 01:16:38,255 But, this chick, well, he was abusive, total piece of shit. 986 01:16:40,008 --> 01:16:44,593 Verbal meets physical and this grand perfect storm 987 01:16:44,595 --> 01:16:46,429 of fuck you machismo. 988 01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:52,433 Well she gets wise and she leaves the dude. 989 01:16:53,809 --> 01:16:57,686 But, she's already attached to this burgeoning vermin 990 01:16:57,688 --> 01:16:58,520 inside of her. 991 01:16:58,522 --> 01:16:59,771 Like she's so excited. 992 01:16:59,773 --> 01:17:02,440 She always wanted to be a mother. 993 01:17:02,442 --> 01:17:06,109 Forget the sperm sprayer who put the two kids inside of her. 994 01:17:06,111 --> 01:17:08,112 Wait, twins? 995 01:17:08,114 --> 01:17:10,824 (ominous music) 996 01:17:12,033 --> 01:17:14,867 You are the worst storyteller ever. 997 01:17:14,869 --> 01:17:16,619 Fuck and you. 998 01:17:16,621 --> 01:17:17,619 What do you mean? 999 01:17:17,621 --> 01:17:19,120 I am a great storyteller. 1000 01:17:19,122 --> 01:17:20,455 No you're not. 1001 01:17:20,457 --> 01:17:23,624 Spoiler alert, that the kids are twins. 1002 01:17:23,626 --> 01:17:25,543 You might as well just tell the audience... 1003 01:17:25,545 --> 01:17:29,296 Okay, guys, I'm kinda freaked out by this whole thing. 1004 01:17:29,298 --> 01:17:32,341 Apparently something horrible happened in the house 1005 01:17:32,343 --> 01:17:36,219 in which I dwell and my two best friends 1006 01:17:36,221 --> 01:17:39,805 decided not to tell me until I moved my ass in. 1007 01:17:39,807 --> 01:17:43,057 So, if you could finish the rest of the story, please. 1008 01:17:43,059 --> 01:17:44,809 They were twins. 1009 01:17:44,811 --> 01:17:45,645 Are. 1010 01:17:46,813 --> 01:17:49,396 Who's ruining the story now, bitch? 1011 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:52,023 [Woman] Sorry, go on. 1012 01:17:52,025 --> 01:17:54,818 This skeezy dude, he's spurned because she dropped 1013 01:17:54,820 --> 01:17:57,153 the mother fucker like a bad habit. 1014 01:17:57,155 --> 01:17:58,487 Girl power. 1015 01:17:58,489 --> 01:18:00,154 Well, she started dating another buck. 1016 01:18:00,156 --> 01:18:01,033 Nice guy. 1017 01:18:02,325 --> 01:18:06,494 But, still on the low proverbial end of the higher class. 1018 01:18:06,496 --> 01:18:08,373 But, still a nice guy. 1019 01:18:09,832 --> 01:18:12,999 Well, this guy, man, he can't take it, 1020 01:18:13,001 --> 01:18:15,209 her running around with this new beau 1021 01:18:15,211 --> 01:18:17,336 while carrying his kids. 1022 01:18:17,338 --> 01:18:18,921 No! 1023 01:18:18,923 --> 01:18:19,840 No, sir. 1024 01:18:22,843 --> 01:18:24,591 And, one Halloween night. 1025 01:18:24,593 --> 01:18:26,552 15 years ago. 1026 01:18:26,554 --> 01:18:27,513 He snaps. 1027 01:18:30,391 --> 01:18:34,602 And, he stabs her in the belly right here in this kitchen. 1028 01:18:36,020 --> 01:18:38,687 (ominous music) 1029 01:18:38,689 --> 01:18:40,689 Are you fucking kidding me? 1030 01:18:40,691 --> 01:18:41,690 He stabbed her seven times. 1031 01:18:41,692 --> 01:18:42,524 Six. 1032 01:18:42,526 --> 01:18:43,400 It was seven. 1033 01:18:43,402 --> 01:18:44,359 I promise you it was six. 1034 01:18:44,361 --> 01:18:46,027 I swear to you it was seven. 1035 01:18:46,029 --> 01:18:46,944 Google. 1036 01:18:46,946 --> 01:18:48,863 Okay, guys, please. 1037 01:18:48,865 --> 01:18:52,573 I'm kinda freaked out by this whole thing right now. 1038 01:18:52,575 --> 01:18:56,788 I don't care if it was six or seven or 12 or 30 times. 1039 01:18:58,204 --> 01:19:02,540 A pregnant woman, pregnant, got stabbed in my kitchen? 1040 01:19:02,542 --> 01:19:03,875 [Both Friends] Yeah. 1041 01:19:03,877 --> 01:19:06,627 Okay, never mind you worthless slags not telling me, 1042 01:19:06,629 --> 01:19:08,463 but shouldn't my landlord? 1043 01:19:08,465 --> 01:19:10,380 I mean, God, this is something they're supposed to reveal 1044 01:19:10,382 --> 01:19:11,715 at some point, right? 1045 01:19:11,717 --> 01:19:14,635 [Woman] Well, yes and no, but it just depends. 1046 01:19:14,637 --> 01:19:16,635 That's the end of the story. 1047 01:19:16,637 --> 01:19:17,554 She dies. 1048 01:19:18,597 --> 01:19:19,930 I bet. 1049 01:19:19,932 --> 01:19:21,892 But, the kids didn't. 1050 01:19:23,894 --> 01:19:26,562 14 years later, those two girls, 1051 01:19:28,939 --> 01:19:30,650 those twins of evil, 1052 01:19:32,275 --> 01:19:35,487 those bad apples born out of violence, 1053 01:19:36,403 --> 01:19:38,988 they took to the streets, 1054 01:19:38,990 --> 01:19:42,239 one Halloween night years ago. 1055 01:19:42,241 --> 01:19:44,408 Lord knows why they chose that year. 1056 01:19:44,410 --> 01:19:46,077 You're talking about now. 1057 01:19:46,079 --> 01:19:48,078 It was the same year as you moved to town, no. 1058 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,247 How did I not know about this? 1059 01:19:51,249 --> 01:19:55,585 They start going door to door knocking arbitrarily. 1060 01:19:55,587 --> 01:19:58,419 No rhyme, no fucking reason. 1061 01:19:58,421 --> 01:20:00,129 But, if you weren't celebrating, 1062 01:20:00,131 --> 01:20:03,925 if you didn't have your lights on, oh man, 1063 01:20:03,927 --> 01:20:05,592 did they have a treat for you. 1064 01:20:05,594 --> 01:20:07,595 Technically tricks really. 1065 01:20:07,597 --> 01:20:09,764 They killed a pedophile. 1066 01:20:09,766 --> 01:20:11,264 You know the one that did the little draws kids 1067 01:20:11,266 --> 01:20:12,265 waiting to the area. 1068 01:20:12,267 --> 01:20:13,934 Oh, those poor little angels. 1069 01:20:13,936 --> 01:20:16,352 Good riddance to the bad rubbish on that guy. 1070 01:20:16,354 --> 01:20:18,437 They kill a trailer trash broad. 1071 01:20:18,439 --> 01:20:19,691 Some old chick. 1072 01:20:21,109 --> 01:20:24,820 But, the really sad one, was this teacher gal's husband. 1073 01:20:26,446 --> 01:20:28,654 They kept her alive to deal with 1074 01:20:28,656 --> 01:20:31,033 all the pain and the misery. 1075 01:20:32,283 --> 01:20:34,951 Yeah, I see, I figured you were aware of this. 1076 01:20:34,953 --> 01:20:37,287 This is some really fucked up shit. 1077 01:20:37,289 --> 01:20:38,787 Those two brats, they totally cut... 1078 01:20:38,789 --> 01:20:39,623 No! 1079 01:20:40,708 --> 01:20:41,625 No. 1080 01:20:42,501 --> 01:20:44,667 That's the best part. 1081 01:20:44,669 --> 01:20:46,045 This is my time. 1082 01:20:47,171 --> 01:20:49,296 Fine, go ahead then. 1083 01:20:49,298 --> 01:20:51,466 Those two little brats, 1084 01:20:52,800 --> 01:20:54,467 they carved into his chest 1085 01:20:54,469 --> 01:20:56,638 a fucking jack-o'-lantern. 1086 01:20:57,972 --> 01:20:59,305 I have to fucking show you the pictures. 1087 01:20:59,307 --> 01:21:00,639 I think it's on run.com. 1088 01:21:00,641 --> 01:21:01,472 [Woman] Really? 1089 01:21:01,474 --> 01:21:02,307 I'll look it up. 1090 01:21:02,309 --> 01:21:03,475 Google it, bitch. 1091 01:21:03,477 --> 01:21:04,975 Guys, I don't wanna hear this anymore. 1092 01:21:04,977 --> 01:21:09,147 I know that I said the male entry was the best part. 1093 01:21:09,149 --> 01:21:10,149 But, really, 1094 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:13,985 this, this is the best part. 1095 01:21:18,573 --> 01:21:22,324 Those two bad bitches, they're still alive. 1096 01:21:22,326 --> 01:21:23,824 What? 1097 01:21:23,826 --> 01:21:26,244 (giggles) See, that's the part I don't believe. 1098 01:21:26,246 --> 01:21:28,328 What, it's true. 1099 01:21:28,330 --> 01:21:30,497 They never found the bodies, I swear. 1100 01:21:30,499 --> 01:21:32,543 Okay, ladies, I'm done. 1101 01:21:33,502 --> 01:21:34,834 It's time for bed. 1102 01:21:34,836 --> 01:21:37,085 We have had a blast. 1103 01:21:37,087 --> 01:21:38,839 I need to go to bed. 1104 01:21:41,550 --> 01:21:43,008 (woman mumbles) 1105 01:21:43,010 --> 01:21:44,675 Have a carrot. 1106 01:21:44,677 --> 01:21:45,926 Ow. 1107 01:21:45,928 --> 01:21:49,015 (crickets chirping) 1108 01:21:54,602 --> 01:21:57,355 (loud knocking) 1109 01:22:10,366 --> 01:22:14,536 (loud knocking) (ominous music) 1110 01:22:20,582 --> 01:22:23,293 (loud knocking) 1111 01:22:27,088 --> 01:22:29,798 (loud knocking) 1112 01:22:37,721 --> 01:22:40,390 (loud knocking) 1113 01:22:50,732 --> 01:22:52,564 (loud thudding) 1114 01:22:52,566 --> 01:22:54,733 Okay, (mumbles). 1115 01:22:54,735 --> 01:22:56,068 It just wasn't. 1116 01:22:56,070 --> 01:22:57,069 I'm fine. 1117 01:22:57,071 --> 01:22:59,237 (loud knocking) 1118 01:22:59,239 --> 01:23:01,449 (mumbles) 1119 01:23:03,411 --> 01:23:06,078 (loud knocking) 1120 01:23:08,581 --> 01:23:10,791 (mumbles) 1121 01:23:14,420 --> 01:23:17,130 (loud knocking) 1122 01:23:23,927 --> 01:23:26,597 (door creaking) 1123 01:23:45,612 --> 01:23:47,946 And, it was fucking nothing. 1124 01:23:54,619 --> 01:23:57,288 (door creaking) 1125 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:04,961 (eerie music) 1126 01:24:06,366 --> 01:24:09,297 Subtitles by explosiveskull 1127 01:24:09,299 --> 01:24:12,009 (somber music)