1 00:00:23,760 --> 00:00:25,840 Scorpion season. 2 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:31,800 LOS ESPOOKYS 3 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:39,200 Good morning, father. 4 00:00:39,280 --> 00:00:40,720 Is it 5 p.m. already? 5 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,880 You're up early. 6 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:45,600 Where's my beautiful sweet cousin Beatriz? 7 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,280 She's at her party. 8 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:51,280 Oh. Yeah, you made her that dress. 9 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:54,880 You two have been getting so close. 10 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,120 She's inspiring you to create, giving you purpose. 11 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,280 But, I'm sorry, did you say that 12 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,760 she's at that party wearing that dress you made her? 13 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:03,840 Yeah. 14 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:06,720 I'm confused. 15 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:09,640 Did you make two of them or… 16 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:13,880 is she at the party wearing a different dress? 17 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:15,840 She loved this dress. 18 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:18,000 Why would she just leave it? 19 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:22,640 Maybe because she doesn't wanna wear something made by an 20 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,800 untalented, uncreative, 21 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:29,200 pathetic good-for-nothin'. 22 00:01:29,520 --> 00:01:31,000 Does everybody think that? 23 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:35,800 Yeah, I checked with everybody. 24 00:01:47,760 --> 00:01:50,040 A new poll shows that President De La Guardia 25 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:52,520 has grown his 90-point lead 26 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,680 into a 92-point lead over his opponent Teresa Lobos, 27 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,360 who is losing support one cousin at a time. 28 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:01,640 Can her final speech help her bounce back and win? 29 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:04,120 We don't think so. As a quick reminder, 30 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,960 we here at Mira Esto support the status quo and all its demons. 31 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:09,240 God bless President De La Guardia. 32 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:10,960 And when we return, 33 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:13,640 a little boy who has been swallowing coins his whole life 34 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:15,240 is now worth millions. 35 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,240 His parents now face a great moral dilemma 36 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,080 as their son is worth more dead 37 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,640 than alive. 38 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:26,320 Ursula, holy shit. 39 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,920 I think I know why I've been having visions of Karina. 40 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,080 She was having an affair with De La Guardia. 41 00:02:31,160 --> 00:02:33,240 I am almost certain that he killed her! 42 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:35,160 That man can't win! 43 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:37,800 Poor girl. That must be why she hasn't crossed over. 44 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,200 We have to do something. 45 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,480 Tati, you can come in. 46 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,360 - You can see me? - Jesus. 47 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:48,480 I'm meeting with Teresa in an hour. Come with me. 48 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:51,400 There's gotta be something we can do. We just need to figure out what. 49 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,880 I think I should go, too, 50 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,240 because if Renaldo goes, then it's kind of like an Espookys gig, 51 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:57,160 and since I'm a member of Los Espookys, 52 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,760 I think Mayor Teresa would think it's weird 53 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:00,440 that I'm not there. 54 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,520 Alright. Let's all go then. 55 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,720 Okay, I just need one second to wash my eyes. 56 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:13,160 Wow, they're really dirty! I saw lot of things last night. 57 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,480 You take, and take, and take, 58 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:29,880 and never put effort into anything. 59 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,600 Andrecito, you're a grown-up now. 60 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,640 Andrés, you must fend for yourself. 61 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:42,800 Dude, I help you with whatever you need, 62 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,440 but are you ever gonna be self-sufficient? 63 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,400 You keep asking me for favors, 64 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,120 but friendships go both ways. 65 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:54,480 I wish I knew why everyone is mad at me. 66 00:03:57,880 --> 00:03:59,440 Intruder. 67 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,720 Halt! 68 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,120 What are you doing here? 69 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,720 Well, I was feeling sad and lonely, so I started kicking this can. 70 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:14,400 I guess when you do that, it leads you to an abandoned lighthouse. 71 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,360 May I come in? 72 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,680 Fine. Come in. 73 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,160 So all I wanted was for my friends to 74 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:27,640 kick out the people who live in their homes 75 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:29,760 so I could stay there comfortably. 76 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,000 Well, I think that… 77 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,160 I mean, sure, they offered to let me stay with them, 78 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,560 but I'm not going to sleep on some couch. 79 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,680 I think the best thing to do… 80 00:04:37,760 --> 00:04:41,640 Excuse me, I'm trying to talk but you keep interrupting my monologue. 81 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,360 Listen, a conversation is when two people or more 82 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:48,800 take turns talking and listening to each other. 83 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:52,680 And when the other person is talking, you're absorbing what they're saying, 84 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,400 and maybe even thinking about what you're gonna say in reply. 85 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:56,800 Even if what you're thinking has nothing to do 86 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:59,000 with what they're saying, well, you can ease into it 87 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,720 with a "that's so interesting because for me…" 88 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,960 and then say whatever you wanna say. You have to at least 89 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,120 acknowledge that the other person was speaking 90 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:11,800 But I don't want to listen to other people. 91 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:15,040 I want them to listen to me, the important person. 92 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:19,160 Sometimes you have to make sacrifices and do things you don't wanna do. 93 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:23,160 So what you're saying is that sometimes 94 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,320 I have to listen to other people, 95 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:29,280 even if I don't care what they have to say because friendship… 96 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,440 is about more… 97 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:32,560 than Andrés. 98 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,720 That's so interesting because for me, 99 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,760 friendship is about peop… 100 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,040 I'm so glad you guys are here. 101 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,240 I know how I'm going to win this election. 102 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,280 With all due respect, Teresa, you don't know anything. 103 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,520 This final speech is your last hope. 104 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,760 De La Guardia still has a 92% lead. 105 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,120 Who cares? Those are just numbers. 106 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,880 Yeah, like 2, 14, 105, 206. 107 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:11,760 Sure, okay. Hold on. Here's the deal. 108 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:15,600 This speech is your last chance to convince people to vote for you. 109 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:21,520 How about if halfway through your speech a were wolf appears in the crowd 110 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,760 and takes a small child, played by Tati, 111 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:26,960 He's about to eat her when suddenly, you pull out a crossbow, 112 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:29,040 kill the werewolf, and save the child. 113 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:32,960 Or you can take it to go. It comes with your choice of rice or salad. 114 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,840 Or you can talk about your plan to eradicate homelessness 115 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,800 by creating affordable housing that the government will fund 116 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:42,360 by taxing big American corporations. 117 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:45,240 The American ambassador is your ally now. 118 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:46,680 You know what? 119 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,120 I love the werewolf idea, 120 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,240 but I have another plan in motion. 121 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:58,520 Everyone loves this tube to on me. 122 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:02,640 In fact, people stop me on the street and say, 123 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,520 "Excuse me, Mayor, but I love your tube top." 124 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:08,960 When the entire nation sees me wearing this tube top, 125 00:07:09,040 --> 00:07:10,720 they're going to know who to vote for. 126 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,760 But there's one problem. The problem with a top like this 127 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,720 is that I can't deliver the entire speech 128 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,320 without having to pull it up to readjust it. 129 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,280 And let's just say that pulling up a tube top is… 130 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,120 Let's admit it… not very presidential 131 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,040 because it shows that I don't have everything under control. 132 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:32,600 So, when I'm giving my speech, you guys will fake an eclipse. 133 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,080 That way, when everyone puts on their glasses and 134 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,560 looks up at the eclipse, 135 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:43,080 I can pull up my tube top without anyone seeing. 136 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,200 Let's talk about the werewolf idea again. 137 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,720 I think I didn't explain it very well. 138 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,400 No, no, no, no. The problem is I already paid journalists 139 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:57,680 to tell everyone there will be an eclipse during my speech 140 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,000 Why didn't you consult me about this plan? 141 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,400 I did consult you. I called you and Tati answered. 142 00:08:03,480 --> 00:08:05,080 "Hello, welcome to Tati…" 143 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:06,960 And she said you could do an eclipse. 144 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,720 Yeah, we've done it a million times. 145 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,120 Tati, when have we ever done an eclipse? 146 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:16,160 I don't know how we're going to do this. I don't know if we can pull it off. 147 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:19,120 I know how we can do this. I know how we can pull it off. 148 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:20,600 Andrés, not now. 149 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:23,720 Let me try. You know I can. 150 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:25,920 Fine. 151 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,680 - Hi, Moon. How's it going? - Hello. 152 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,920 - Everything good? - Yes. 153 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,640 So glad to hear that. Listen, 154 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,600 I urgently need an eclipse. 155 00:08:39,160 --> 00:08:41,560 I didn't get a selfie with the Comet. 156 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:46,440 The Comet came and went, and I didn't get to meet them. 157 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:48,600 You promised you'd introduce us. 158 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,320 How embarrassing. I looked so stupid. 159 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:55,680 So, no, I'm not going to walk over to the Sun and block her. 160 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,360 You know what? 161 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,400 Take this. 162 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,920 I know how much you like it. 163 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,200 Are you sure? 164 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:16,200 Yes, yes, yes, I'm sure. 165 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:20,200 I know this doesn't fix anything, but I hope it shows you how sorry I am. 166 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,640 That little earring has shielded me from feeling guilty 167 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:23,800 about my actions my whole life. 168 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:28,600 I can't keep being selfish. So I want you, the Moon, 169 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:31,880 to have it for your… ear. 170 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:37,320 Yes, I, the Moon, want this for my ear. 171 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,720 Wait a moment. I'll be right back. 172 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:49,680 Hi, Andrés. I didn't know you were here. 173 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,000 - Hello, Saturn. How are you? - Good. 174 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,200 - Can I ask you a question? - Yes, of course. 175 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,960 What do you think of me? 176 00:09:57,040 --> 00:10:01,160 You're Andrés Valdez. You're fantastic and fabulous. 177 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,800 No but seriously, what do you think of me? 178 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:07,800 You're horrible and selfish, 179 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:09,600 and everything you have has been given to you. 180 00:10:09,680 --> 00:10:11,520 Also, nobody invited you here. 181 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:20,320 So, I talked to the people from the solar department, 182 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,760 and I guess the Sun is really busy right now 183 00:10:22,840 --> 00:10:25,520 because of Scorpio season and everything. 184 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,480 Also, eclipses require a lot of paperwork, 185 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:32,360 and the printer is not working. 186 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:35,160 Plus, we'd need my supervisor's signature, 187 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,120 who's unfortunately on maternity leave. 188 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:43,000 Well, not unfortunately because we're all very happy for her. 189 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,120 But it will take a while. 190 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:49,320 We can get started with the paperwork, and she can review it when she's back. 191 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:51,920 When do you need the eclipse? 192 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,040 Tomorrow. 193 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:58,840 Oh no, Andrecito. These things take months. 194 00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:03,040 But I can full again if that would help. 195 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:06,440 No, no. Thank you. 196 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,200 - Here. - No, keep it. 197 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,520 Seriously. 198 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,520 I couldn't do it. I tried, but I couldn't. 199 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,480 Apparently creating an eclipse involves a lot of bureaucracy and paperwork, 200 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:22,840 and the printer in space is not working right now. 201 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:27,520 But seriously, I tried. I even gave the Moon my earring, 202 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,160 but it didn't work. 203 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,000 You gave the Moon your earring for us? 204 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:41,160 Well, we need to think of a plan B to make this eclipse happen. 205 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:45,200 Hey, Frutsi. There you go, baby. 206 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,360 Everyone's gonna think you're gay. 207 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,560 Hello! 208 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,920 Hi, is this Sonia? 209 00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,120 Who the fuck is this? 210 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,280 It's Isabella Rossellini. 211 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,480 I'm trying to purchase a domain for my website, 212 00:12:04,560 --> 00:12:06,560 isabellarossellini.com, 213 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,440 and it seems that you own it. 214 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,640 Two million dollars. 215 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,080 Two million dollars? 216 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:13,720 This is insane! 217 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,520 I have a friend who designs very cool websites, 218 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:19,480 and this was gonna be a hub everything Isabella. 219 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:23,480 You know, interviews, red carpets, movies… 220 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:25,120 Don't do this. 221 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,240 Four million dollars. 222 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,720 Four million dollars? You know what? 223 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,920 Fuck you. Yeah. Fuck you! 224 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,560 Yes, you heard me! Fuck you! 225 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,320 Go fuck off! 226 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:49,240 isabellarosselliniactress.com. 227 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,800 That's available. 228 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:57,000 Nobody's gonna find this fucking website. 229 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:05,000 God, so many little things in the sand. 230 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,000 Wait. Why are you going to paint it black? 231 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,680 Well, we're not making the moon. We're making the eclipse. 232 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:43,400 What color is an eclipse? 233 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:47,320 Please stop looking at the eclipse. You're gonna hurt your eyes. 234 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,320 But what causes an eclipse is the moon, which is gray. 235 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:54,200 Well, yeah, but when you see an eclipse you see a black sphere, no? 236 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:56,200 But anything backlit will look black. 237 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:59,120 Also, it looks nothing like the Moon. 238 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,600 I still don't know which color I'm supposed to use. 239 00:14:00,680 --> 00:14:01,920 They taste the same to me. 240 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,120 Well, how about we let the boss decide? 241 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:12,200 Smile, Tati. It's a photo. 242 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,840 - How are you feeling? Are you ready? - Yes. 243 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:18,520 You're still 92 points down. 244 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,400 People will go to the polls as soon as this is over, 245 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,200 so everything depends on this speech. 246 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:24,360 You mean everything depends on the eclipse. 247 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:27,560 The speech is good. It's one of Barack Obama's speeches. 248 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:31,160 But it doesn't matter because no one is going to be listening to me. 249 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:33,240 They're all going to be looking at my tube top. 250 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:36,040 Remember, my tube top will be slowing riding down the whole time, 251 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,760 and when you start to see the head of the Tweety Bird tattoo, 252 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,360 that's when the eclipse has to happen. Got it? 253 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,880 I hope this works. 254 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,920 Water Shadow, do you know how to use Photoshop? 255 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:50,040 I played around with it a little. 256 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,480 I just got off the phone with that Espookys girl. 257 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:55,480 We're gonna need to post something about an eclipse on Yipi! ASAP! 258 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:03,760 Teresa! Teresa! Teresa! 259 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,480 Hello, Minnesota! 260 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,760 Michelle and I know raising two daughters is no easy task, 261 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,640 and I wouldn't be here tonight without 262 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,520 the support of the nation's next First Lady, 263 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:22,720 Michelle Obama. 264 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:23,960 Now! 265 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,640 Wow. Look, an eclipse. 266 00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,240 That doesn't look like an eclipse. 267 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,640 I literally just told you it's an eclipse. 268 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,320 It really does look like an eclipse. 269 00:16:07,760 --> 00:16:09,480 I got this on Yipi! 270 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:13,280 I wish I was home so I could watch the eclipse on TV. 271 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:16,880 Dad, I don't see the eclipse. 272 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,560 It's on the TV. Look. 273 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:24,120 Come on, kids, let's watch the eclipse on TV! 274 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,160 Let's go! Hurry up! 275 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,280 - Yes! - That's my girl! 276 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:50,840 And that is change we can believe in. 277 00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:58,520 I love that tube top on her. 278 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,560 She looks stunning in it! 279 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,040 Thank you people of Minnesota. 280 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,640 Teresa! Teresa! Teresa! 281 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,480 Hopefully it worked. 282 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:24,120 We are and always will be the United States of America. 283 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:39,000 The final election results are expected any moment now 284 00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:42,120 with the incumbent predicted to win in a landslide. 285 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,840 - You know what? Pour me two shots. - Why two? 286 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,400 Well, one if I win… and one if I lose. 287 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:49,480 Okay. 288 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:54,760 The polls have officially closed, 289 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,320 and the votes have been manually counted one by one. 290 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,360 To everyone's surprise, 291 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:03,240 the winner is Mayor Teresa Lobos. 292 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,880 I love you! I love you all! 293 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,480 Cheers! 294 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,880 Careful, Madame President. You have to work tomorrow! 295 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:25,360 - Tomorrow? - Yes. 296 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,640 What are you talking about? Let's not work tomorrow! 297 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,040 No work tomorrow! 298 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,880 No work tomorrow! No work tomorrow! No work tomorrow! 299 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,360 No work tomorrow. No work tomorrow. 300 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,400 What a happy moment. 301 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:45,040 I think this is the perfect time to remind everyone that, 302 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,920 even though she's not as bad as the ex-President, 303 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,720 she's still pretty bad. 304 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:53,200 Who cares? Let's enjoy it for now. We did it. 305 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:57,240 We'll never have to see those horrible silhouettes again. 306 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,880 Yeah. And the best part is that Karina 307 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,720 we finally be able to cross over to the other side. 308 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:03,280 and we're all going to get a personal pizza. 309 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:09,960 If I'm understanding this correctly, dedication and selfless work 310 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:14,560 has brought happiness to you and the people you care about. 311 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,280 You know what? 312 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:19,560 I'm going to go reflect. 313 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:28,000 I'm gonna go to the bathroom to clean my knees. 314 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:32,840 When I was on the bike, a driver opened his door and hit me. 315 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:34,840 - On the stationary bike? - Yeah. 316 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:44,520 Ursula, do you realize that this is the first time 317 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,920 she's ever left us alone with her purse? 318 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,680 Nevermind. 319 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:37,520 "Splish splash," said the sea. "I am so old," said the man. 320 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:42,080 And then Tico valeted again. 321 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:44,760 Tico valeted again… 322 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,440 valet parking. 323 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,160 I wanted to thank you. 324 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:07,680 Karina? 325 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,320 How is this possible? 326 00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,520 Oh. 327 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:15,920 Did you think I was dead because I had an anchor through my chest? 328 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,120 Because I kept appearing and disappearing? 329 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,120 And because I have a tombstone? 330 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:22,520 - Yes. - Oh, no. 331 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:26,840 Look, what happened was that I was having an affair with the President, 332 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,560 and I wanted to go public with it. 333 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,240 In order to silence me, he drugged me, 334 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,800 kidnapped me, and faked my death. 335 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,800 I know it sounds really bad, but 336 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,080 while I was kidnapped, 337 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,440 I go to model for those sexy silhouettes. 338 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,440 It was a dream come true because 339 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,600 modeling is my passion. 340 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:51,600 Well, now that the President lost, you're free. You can go. 341 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,000 No. Because you helped make sure he lost, 342 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,120 he doesn't have to work anymore 343 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,320 and can spend more time with me. 344 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:03,240 He's actually a really sweet guy. 345 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,440 We're going to run away together. 346 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,160 - After all he did to you? - Yes! 347 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,800 Oh my God. Don't look at me like that. 348 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,960 You're starting to sound like my mom, 349 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:16,440 my therapist, and all my close friends. 350 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,000 It's fine. I know what I'm doing. 351 00:22:19,080 --> 00:22:20,120 He loves me. 352 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:21,920 No, no, no. That doesn't sound like love. 353 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,360 But look, I mean… whatever, it doesn't matter. 354 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:28,360 I can't believe I spent all this time trying to help you for this. 355 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:29,440 Yeah. 356 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:31,880 Thank you so much. 357 00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:36,960 You were the only one who was willing to sacrifice so much time and energy for me. 358 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,440 I've been watching you for several weeks. 359 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:42,640 and you're really good at doing things for other people. 360 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,120 Goodbye, Renaldo. 361 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:47,880 Oho, and Renaldo… 362 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,680 You can tell Miss Panama 363 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,120 that I'm keeping the blue Zara sweater. 364 00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:59,720 I'm sorry, Miss Natalie Portman, 365 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:03,480 but if you want that domain, you're gonna have to pay. 366 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,640 I know. It's crazy. 367 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:12,520 Sonia, I think I need my bed tonight. 368 00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,160 Listen, Black Swan, I'll call you right back, okay? 369 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,760 What the fuck do you think you're doing? 370 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:23,560 I'm going to sleep in my own bed tonight. 371 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,240 No, you're not! 372 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:27,840 I need it! For my beauty sleep! 373 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,680 'Cause I need it for self-care. 374 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,920 I need it for my self-care. 375 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,440 Are you saying that your needs are more important than mine? 376 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,760 Yeah, that's right. 377 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,520 Congratulations for not saying 378 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:53,520 a bitch-ass thing for the first time in your life. 379 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,840 You can have the bed. 380 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:11,520 Thought it was a water bed. 381 00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:13,360 Good night, cousin. 382 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,680 So, instead of the customer looking for their own parking, 383 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,440 they bring me their car keys. 384 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:25,040 I give them a little ticker, and then I park their car. 385 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:28,000 When they want their car back, they give me the little ticket, 386 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,720 and I go get their car. 387 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,440 But how do we know you're not going to run away with the car? 388 00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:35,840 Who are you? 389 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,400 I'm Tico. 390 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:41,560 Oh, okay, Tico. Let's give this a try. 391 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,920 I trust you. 392 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,680 What do you call this? 393 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,560 Valet parking. 394 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,480 We're here. 395 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,360 Is this the right address? 396 00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:11,480 - Renaldo, Ursula, Tati! - Hey! 397 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:14,440 Come in. Come into my new mansion. 398 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,200 Damn! 399 00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:18,800 Holy shit, dude. 400 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,320 How did you manage to get a house like this? 401 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:25,240 Well, Renaldo, I learned a very valuable lesson. 402 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,440 I learned that if you're born rich 403 00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:30,360 it's really easy to become rich again, 404 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,040 because the systems that made sure you were rich in the first place 405 00:25:33,120 --> 00:25:34,840 make sure you're always rich. 406 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,480 So, all I needed to do was call my lawyer, 407 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,720 who made me sign a few documents that I didn't understand, 408 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,600 and now I guess I own a… it's like… 409 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,560 Oh, you! He'll know. 410 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:45,880 Hi, how are you? 411 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:48,560 Pleasure to meet you. What do I do for a living? 412 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:54,160 You own a company that imports valves from foreign manufacturers 413 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:59,520 and sells them to wholesale distributors and business-to-business customers. 414 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,080 Okay, so that. That's what I do. 415 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,640 Hell yeah! 416 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,040 Are you proud of me, Ursula? 417 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:09,600 No, not really, but your house is beautiful. 418 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,920 Thank you. All I heard was my house is beautiful. 419 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,120 Andrés, is there a spare room? 420 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:15,480 For what? 421 00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:18,440 I need some privacy. 422 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,240 Excuse me.