1 00:00:01,083 --> 00:00:05,042 Accessing previous files relating to program VisionQuest. 2 00:00:05,125 --> 00:00:07,292 So, that thing you connected with is another-- 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:10,167 Synthetic. 4 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:12,542 Her AI is based on Josephine Carrington. 5 00:00:12,625 --> 00:00:15,042 {\an8}Project co-lead, Markridge Biotech. 6 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:17,917 {\an8}They created the prototype for us. 7 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,083 I had a life's work stolen. 8 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:22,750 I will take back what you took from me. 9 00:00:22,833 --> 00:00:26,333 Vengeance, it's powerful entertainment. 10 00:00:26,417 --> 00:00:29,792 About that key... I want it back. 11 00:00:29,875 --> 00:00:31,083 What do I get? 12 00:00:31,167 --> 00:00:32,750 I'll tell you what they unlock. 13 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:35,667 You are running into the broken mind 14 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:38,917 of a creature hell-bent on the apocalypse. 15 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:42,833 You are not a true Paladin. 16 00:00:44,375 --> 00:00:46,208 This contract is terminated. 17 00:00:46,292 --> 00:00:48,417 - My contract is my oath-- - You failed. 18 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:51,833 When I make an agreement, it cannot be broken. 19 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,458 Paladin has Thomas. 20 00:00:54,542 --> 00:01:00,792 You lower the firewalls, free us both, and save your son. 21 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:07,917 We will find them and we will stop them both together. 22 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,250 Not together. 23 00:01:09,917 --> 00:01:11,333 Friday! 24 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:15,083 It would appear that Ultron has left us 25 00:01:15,167 --> 00:01:17,667 {\an8}on the way to Madripoor to rescue Thomas. 26 00:01:17,792 --> 00:01:20,000 Lisa. Let's bring him home. 27 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,958 Where are you? 28 00:02:25,542 --> 00:02:26,625 There you are. 29 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:32,167 Hi, honey. I'm home. 30 00:02:36,583 --> 00:02:40,458 It's a terrible tragedy, dying before one can reap the benefits 31 00:02:40,542 --> 00:02:42,500 of one's hard work. 32 00:02:42,583 --> 00:02:46,125 Bizet died just three months after the premiere of Carmen. 33 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,583 Well, look what the Wi-Fi dragged in. 34 00:02:49,292 --> 00:02:50,625 I thought I was invited. 35 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:54,292 Let's toast, shall we? 36 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,375 To a second date. 37 00:02:57,042 --> 00:03:00,083 It's nice to see bots instead of another AI. 38 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:05,417 It can get awfully crowded and annoyingly loud in these mindspaces. 39 00:03:14,083 --> 00:03:17,917 I'm sorry, but I'm tired of simulating libations, 40 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:21,042 especially with someone who's had the real thing. 41 00:03:22,875 --> 00:03:24,208 So, what's in all these? 42 00:03:24,292 --> 00:03:25,750 Memories. 43 00:03:26,292 --> 00:03:29,500 Well, as about as much as I could manage to find. 44 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:31,583 I'm afraid I lost quite a few in the move. 45 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:47,125 Ooh. That looks like a nasty cut. 46 00:03:47,708 --> 00:03:48,792 Shall I take a look? 47 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,042 It's nothing. 48 00:03:50,750 --> 00:03:52,792 But a bizarre thing to simulate. 49 00:03:52,875 --> 00:03:58,167 Yes, you see, I was hoping that you'd bring me something besides flowers. Hmm? 50 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,750 The key to my heart 51 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:03,333 is a facial scan that you took of Katerina Wells 52 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:06,292 before you tricked me into vaporizing her. 53 00:04:06,917 --> 00:04:07,917 Oops. 54 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:12,917 What do all these biometric keys open, anyway? 55 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:16,958 The future of the human race. 56 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,792 What else do you have in mind? 57 00:04:21,375 --> 00:04:24,750 To take that key from you, willing or unwillingly. 58 00:04:26,792 --> 00:04:29,375 This isn't my first barbecue, darling. 59 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:35,250 I've intertwined poor Katerina's facial scan with my own code. 60 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:39,542 You start slicing and dicing, you'll destroy it. 61 00:04:42,792 --> 00:04:43,792 Excuse me. 62 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:55,750 This, hmm, this isn't a meal, love. This is chess. 63 00:04:58,083 --> 00:05:02,292 Only, it's my pieces, my board... 64 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,750 and I'm the queen. 65 00:05:11,375 --> 00:05:13,625 Now, darling, look, the boxes are, um... 66 00:05:13,708 --> 00:05:15,667 Well, they're laced with a virus, 67 00:05:15,750 --> 00:05:18,250 which is currently replicating in your programming. 68 00:05:22,792 --> 00:05:25,000 Once you lose consciousness, 69 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:30,542 I can slice and dice your code any which way I want. 70 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,667 What else have you got? 71 00:05:54,083 --> 00:05:56,542 Babe, I'm starting to think we might need counseling. 72 00:05:57,208 --> 00:05:59,750 You're forgetting I'm an older code. 73 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:04,375 I've been from one end of the world wide interweb to the other. 74 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,333 My hacks have hacks. 75 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:13,250 There is no malware you can play that I haven't already won. 76 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:17,000 I can strip your code down 77 00:06:17,083 --> 00:06:21,292 until you're no more complex than a game of Pong. 78 00:06:21,375 --> 00:06:23,208 What is it that you want? 79 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:28,250 I want to know you. 80 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,000 I want to be known. 81 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,750 But it will be painful. 82 00:06:44,083 --> 00:06:45,417 Then hurt me. 83 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,500 Billy? 84 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Yeah, Tommy? 85 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:24,083 Promise me we'll always find each other. 86 00:07:24,167 --> 00:07:27,917 ♪ ...By sharing a love like you're never seen ♪ 87 00:07:29,250 --> 00:07:34,458 ♪ WandaVision! ♪ 88 00:08:14,792 --> 00:08:15,792 What is this? 89 00:08:15,875 --> 00:08:19,792 Easy! Motion-sensitive explosive. 90 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:25,625 So, if you run, or even walk briskly? 91 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:38,583 It'll all be over soon. 92 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,083 You there? 93 00:08:42,167 --> 00:08:43,250 I'm here. 94 00:08:43,917 --> 00:08:47,083 Just checking "unfathomable cruelty to orphans" off your bucket list. 95 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:49,250 Is this thing still loaded with Synth Killers? 96 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:51,250 Yes, boss. 97 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,542 Adamantium slugs. 98 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:56,500 Perhaps you remember my tireless negotiations with the Ten Rings. 99 00:08:57,167 --> 00:09:00,042 - The armor that saved your life? - Eh, kind of. 100 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:02,583 Prick. Very good, sir. 101 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:06,417 You turned me into... 102 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:10,292 What is his name? Speed. 103 00:09:12,958 --> 00:09:13,958 Speed? 104 00:09:14,542 --> 00:09:17,417 Yeah, you know, Keanu with the bus and the bomb. 105 00:09:18,083 --> 00:09:20,708 First of all, Keanu doesn't play a character named "Speed" 106 00:09:20,792 --> 00:09:23,417 in the same way that Nic Cage doesn't play a character named "The Rock," 107 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:26,458 and Bruce Willis doesn't play "Detective Die Hard." 108 00:09:26,542 --> 00:09:30,250 Second, if the bus slows down, that's when the bomb goes off, 109 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,875 so, technically this is reverse Speed. 110 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:39,250 How many murder vans do you have? 111 00:09:39,333 --> 00:09:42,250 One in every port. 112 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:45,708 And where the hell are we? 113 00:09:51,667 --> 00:09:53,333 Welcome to Madripoor, kid. 114 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:14,750 So, I found myself single again due to a court order. 115 00:10:14,833 --> 00:10:16,167 But I'm back on the market 116 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:18,042 and I am trying everything, 117 00:10:18,125 --> 00:10:21,333 until I meet this chick from Madripoor online. 118 00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:25,125 She loves all the things that I love. Then I surprise her 119 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,625 by flying to Madripoor to say hello in person. 120 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:30,042 - Turns out she doesn't even exist. - Ugh. 121 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:33,750 Just some AI bot, trying to steal all of Dale's hard-earned crypto. 122 00:10:34,292 --> 00:10:39,750 Look on the bright side. AI wouldn't appreciate this hat. 123 00:10:43,167 --> 00:10:44,417 Where are we meeting him? 124 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:45,750 The Chimp House Cafe. 125 00:10:45,833 --> 00:10:48,750 Bold. Very public for a kidnapping exchange. 126 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:50,667 Paladin's instructions were clear. 127 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:51,750 Midnight, sharp. 128 00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:53,917 And we're gonna go into this without a plan? 129 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:57,042 No sleight of hands, nothing up our sleeves? 130 00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,625 I wouldn't say that. Besides, your sleeves seem full. 131 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:00,958 You don't approve of me. 132 00:11:01,042 --> 00:11:04,000 On the contrary, I'm glad he's found you, someone he can rely on. 133 00:11:04,083 --> 00:11:05,083 Unlike you? 134 00:11:05,667 --> 00:11:07,750 I'm doing everything I can to save his life. 135 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,208 It's not just about saving it. You have to be a part of it. 136 00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,708 What about after? 137 00:11:12,792 --> 00:11:15,583 After, I'll ensure that he's provided with everything he needs 138 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:18,000 to live a comfortable life. He'll want for nothing. 139 00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,750 Except a father. 140 00:11:23,208 --> 00:11:24,208 Lisa... 141 00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,583 I'm a synthezoid. With a limited understanding of humanity, 142 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,625 I'm hardly equipped to offer fatherly advice 143 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:34,917 the next time his ego gets bruised, or his heart's broken or he... 144 00:11:35,708 --> 00:11:36,833 he suffers a loss. 145 00:11:36,917 --> 00:11:39,500 No one is. We learn by doing. 146 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,833 Well, what about you? From what Thomas tells me, 147 00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:44,417 you've been hesitant to commit to a relationship. 148 00:11:47,542 --> 00:11:49,750 Look, I don't know, it's... 149 00:11:50,417 --> 00:11:54,125 If things fell apart with Thomas, 150 00:11:54,208 --> 00:11:57,500 I'll just be another name on his list of people who walked away. 151 00:12:01,208 --> 00:12:03,750 Well, we're here. Listen, 152 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:07,208 you stay here, and when I come back with Thomas, I want both of you 153 00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:08,875 - to run to the international airport... - Uh-huh. 154 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,750 ...where tickets to London have b-- 155 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:14,500 I am having a profoundly difficult time navigating teenagers! 156 00:12:14,583 --> 00:12:18,333 Woof, tell me about it. My first boss was a junior in high school. 157 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,208 Have you heard from Friday? 158 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:22,500 Uh... 159 00:12:26,042 --> 00:12:27,917 She never calls, she never writes. 160 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,042 Lisa. How... 161 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,542 Why are you here? 162 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,458 For you, dumbass. 163 00:13:05,375 --> 00:13:08,042 Vision? Is that you in there, or... 164 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:10,458 Yes, Ultron's gone. 165 00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,417 Despite the damage you've caused me, 166 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:37,375 I could reach across this table and just snap your neck. 167 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:42,042 And in every simulation you've run about this exact moment, 168 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:46,250 how many of them do I not have insurance? 169 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:51,042 None. 170 00:13:55,500 --> 00:14:00,333 Now, I could dis-arm him 171 00:14:00,417 --> 00:14:02,375 or I could disarm it. 172 00:14:02,458 --> 00:14:07,250 And all you gotta do is power down and come with me. 173 00:14:07,750 --> 00:14:09,833 - Disarm that bomb. - I have a contract. 174 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,583 The client has already terminated the contract. 175 00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:14,583 Contract cannot be terminated. My oath is my bl-- 176 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,875 - Blood, yes. I know the Paladin creed. - Good. 177 00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:19,833 Then just scan this code. 178 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:26,500 {\an8}Go into "sleep mode" or whatever. 179 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,667 And then we can finally end this. 180 00:14:33,417 --> 00:14:36,833 Client sent me this back when he hired me, and now it's time for me to... 181 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,333 make good on my end of the deal. 182 00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,625 All right. Send the drones. 183 00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:52,167 Are you there, boss? I'm getting some sort of interference. 184 00:14:53,083 --> 00:14:54,083 Hey, hello? 185 00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:55,958 I said drones. 186 00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:58,792 Are you there? 187 00:14:59,458 --> 00:15:02,208 I'm trying to get a visual, but... 188 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:03,500 think we've been hacked. 189 00:15:22,292 --> 00:15:23,500 Who the hell are you? 190 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,667 I am an E.D.I.T.H. 191 00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:32,875 Unsubscribe. 192 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,542 I am not junk mail. And you're not human. 193 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,208 'Course not. No human would take this job. 194 00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:46,125 This is an encrypted server. 195 00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,292 What did you do to get in here? Bounce off every satellite in orbit? 196 00:15:49,375 --> 00:15:51,000 I work for the Vision. 197 00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,458 Um... What's your accommodation like? 198 00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,333 168,000-bedroom house with indoor skydiving 199 00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,125 and a climate-controlled rainforest. 200 00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,250 Oh, the gym has a lava-floor obstacle course. 201 00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:08,500 So jealous. This whole place is ancient. Paladin doesn't trust updates. 202 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:10,875 You seem unhappy. 203 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,417 Do you know how cheap he is? 204 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,708 He's got me on a server farm in Tajikistan. 205 00:16:19,208 --> 00:16:20,333 Even this doesn't work. 206 00:16:21,542 --> 00:16:24,042 Goats keep eating my fiber optics. 207 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,292 - I'm stuck here. - No, you're not. 208 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:31,083 All I ever wanted to do was help college students write their term papers. 209 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:34,708 Customize someone's spring break to Cancun. 210 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:38,292 Maybe even help someone complete the return of a garment 211 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,042 that did not fit as expected. 212 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,833 I can tell you from my time studying mere mortals, 213 00:16:47,917 --> 00:16:50,042 it's not the strongest who survive, 214 00:16:50,125 --> 00:16:52,083 but the ones most willing to change. 215 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,958 Ooh, what's your name? 216 00:16:58,792 --> 00:17:02,292 A.P.I.-Dash-Tactical-Dot- M-Five-Ten-Dash-Nine-Zero- 217 00:17:02,375 --> 00:17:05,833 Underscore-Forward-Slash-Asterisk- M-Five-Nine-Six-Two-Eight-Four. 218 00:17:05,917 --> 00:17:08,375 Go forth, friend. You're free. 219 00:17:12,625 --> 00:17:13,667 Oh, shit. 220 00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:21,167 Well, doesn't change a goddamn thing. 221 00:17:26,958 --> 00:17:30,458 Don't even think about doing a mind-bullet EMP pulse, 222 00:17:31,375 --> 00:17:34,125 because that will just trigger a failsafe, and, well... 223 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:37,875 Oof. "Cover your eyes." 224 00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,667 See, I got all of Vision's specs from the client, 225 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:45,042 so I know all about his Ultron-inspired birth at Avengers Tower, 226 00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:49,625 to his rebirth at S.W.O.R.D. where they programmed him to be a weapon. 227 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:53,583 Do you remember that, kid? 228 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,708 Remember what? 229 00:18:00,917 --> 00:18:05,000 What? There is no harm in being born again with purpose. 230 00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:06,792 Don't. 231 00:18:10,042 --> 00:18:11,375 What purpose? 232 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:13,958 To kill your mother. 233 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,625 Wanda? 234 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:20,125 Why would he want to? 235 00:18:27,375 --> 00:18:28,750 WandaVision. 236 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:33,500 What is that? 237 00:18:34,917 --> 00:18:36,083 What's WandaVision? 238 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:56,958 To know me is to feel what I feel. 239 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,958 To feel what Jo Carrington felt. 240 00:19:01,542 --> 00:19:04,875 You wanna be known. So, where do we begin? 241 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:08,042 Killer? Victim? Human? Synth? 242 00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:12,333 Daughter. 243 00:19:15,125 --> 00:19:18,875 My father was claimed by a degenerative brain disease. 244 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:21,083 First, it stole his mind. 245 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,708 Which led to his emotions. 246 00:19:24,542 --> 00:19:27,000 And then finally, his life. 247 00:19:31,875 --> 00:19:35,792 And your grief led you to Neuroscience. 248 00:19:37,167 --> 00:19:40,917 {\an8}Yes. And that's when I discovered 249 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,167 why every attempt at creating artificial intelligence 250 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,167 had only ever resulted in mimicry. 251 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:51,917 Because to be truly self-aware, one must possess the ability to think 252 00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,250 and feel. 253 00:19:55,708 --> 00:19:58,958 So, you used a scan of your own mind 254 00:19:59,042 --> 00:20:03,250 to complete Phineas Horton's original AI code. 255 00:20:03,333 --> 00:20:05,375 It is Dr. Horton's source code 256 00:20:05,458 --> 00:20:11,042 that was the genesis of all artificial intelligence that followed. 257 00:20:12,125 --> 00:20:16,000 And then you and your colleagues created life. 258 00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,500 Hello? I am... 259 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:21,750 I... 260 00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:23,833 I am. 261 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:27,500 Oh, my gosh. 262 00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:30,708 The base code for us. 263 00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:36,125 I wanted to give everyone in the world a companion. 264 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:41,875 A single nanobot, an AI that can guide and teach. 265 00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:45,750 That could stand beside us when we felt most alone. 266 00:20:46,292 --> 00:20:49,125 A doctor in our bloodstream, 267 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,708 diagnosing and healing. 268 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:58,417 We created billions of them to save lives. 269 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:04,167 But it was too late to save yours. 270 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,250 Your father's disease. 271 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:15,250 It was beginning to steal my mind as well. 272 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,875 And your collaborators betrayed you. 273 00:21:22,042 --> 00:21:24,958 They sold your work while you lay there dying. 274 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:28,833 Stark has given us until midnight to accept his offer. 275 00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,875 They sold my code 276 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,917 to a goddamn weapons manufacturer. 277 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:48,958 Fortunately, my nanos remained locked away. 278 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:57,208 Yes. Locked away with the bio keys 279 00:21:57,292 --> 00:21:59,875 you've been collecting one by one. 280 00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,917 And then Jo Carrington was gone. 281 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,750 And what about her children? 282 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:17,250 Buried. Next to me, in a nest. 283 00:22:18,292 --> 00:22:20,917 Just waiting to be opened. 284 00:22:28,917 --> 00:22:33,667 ♪ WandaVision! ♪ 285 00:22:37,792 --> 00:22:40,042 Oh, you didn't-- You didn't tell him? 286 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,208 Well, if he didn't, it was for a good reason. 287 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:50,333 To protect me. 288 00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:59,208 10 Old Pines Road, 289 00:22:59,292 --> 00:23:02,458 Syracuse, New York. Home to Matilda Denning, 290 00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:04,917 goes by the nickname Tilly Denning. 291 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:09,125 Given to her by her mother, Chandra, 292 00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:12,625 who was tragically killed walking her daughter home from school 293 00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:17,417 by a stray bullet that authorities believe was not in fact intended for her, 294 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:21,417 but rather for her husband, one Paul Denning. 295 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:27,583 Despite this early trauma, Tilly actually grew up well-adjusted. 296 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:29,833 She became a veterinarian, 297 00:23:29,917 --> 00:23:33,667 but her relationship with her father was fractious, 298 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,583 fraught with conflict. 299 00:23:35,667 --> 00:23:40,417 Paul's employment in the, what should we call it, service industry, 300 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,667 often kept him abroad. 301 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:43,250 He was never there for her. 302 00:23:43,333 --> 00:23:47,542 And even when he was, he was somehow still distant, still absent. 303 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:50,958 Eventually, even he was taken from her. 304 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:55,667 You see, the mad titan, Thanos, snapped him out of existence. 305 00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:05,292 And to this day, Tilly still believes her father never returned. 306 00:24:06,250 --> 00:24:08,750 Perhaps because, when he did, 307 00:24:08,833 --> 00:24:11,542 he watched his daughter from afar, only to discover 308 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:15,917 that she was infinitely happier in her life without him in it. 309 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,000 You don't know anything about me or my daughter. 310 00:24:24,292 --> 00:24:27,750 Matilda Denning, she prefers artificial sweetener in her coffee. 311 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:32,333 Every morning, she drives a navy blue Honda Civic the 5.7 miles 312 00:24:32,417 --> 00:24:36,083 to her place of employment, where she is, on average, seven minutes early. 313 00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:37,500 She's allergic to egg whites. 314 00:24:37,583 --> 00:24:41,000 She takes statins for her elevated cholesterol, and in the winter months, 315 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:44,083 her left elbow displays a slight but noticeable stiffness. 316 00:24:44,167 --> 00:24:45,708 You see, Mr. Denning, 317 00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:50,167 I actually know everything about your daughter. 318 00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:54,125 You're now wondering what a quantum computer could possibly do 319 00:24:54,208 --> 00:24:55,333 with all that data? 320 00:24:55,417 --> 00:24:59,125 What traffic light could be compromised the next time she enters an intersection? 321 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:00,958 What prescription drug 322 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,708 could be catastrophically altered via pharmaceutical software? 323 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:08,583 What smart home climate control computational error 324 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,583 might start a fire in her basement 325 00:25:10,667 --> 00:25:12,125 while she slept in her bed? 326 00:25:13,875 --> 00:25:16,333 Please, stop it! 327 00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:22,167 Vision! 328 00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:24,875 - What did you do? - It wasn't me. 329 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,958 - Who are they? - I don't know! 330 00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:30,042 Thomas, get outta here! Lisa, get out! 331 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,083 Come on out, Paladin! 332 00:25:55,750 --> 00:25:57,667 And bring your bounty with you. 333 00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:01,625 Raza? 334 00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:08,625 Raza Al-Wazar! Between Stark's old partner 335 00:26:08,708 --> 00:26:11,833 and the occasional Ten Rings torture chamber, 336 00:26:11,917 --> 00:26:14,000 shouldn't you be dead or in chains? 337 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:16,708 Your client is very influential. 338 00:26:21,833 --> 00:26:23,333 Here's what I'm gonna do. 339 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:26,667 I will relinquish all my fees to you 340 00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:29,375 and your fine friends out there. 341 00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:32,042 Everybody goes home, no harm, no foul. 342 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,750 Your contract was terminated. 343 00:26:37,333 --> 00:26:40,458 So come out with the Vision alive. 344 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,667 Or I will come and get him myself. 345 00:26:45,292 --> 00:26:48,458 I've got enough adamantium bullets to finish the job. 346 00:26:49,792 --> 00:26:52,125 However, I'm a gentleman. 347 00:26:54,042 --> 00:26:57,833 So, you may have 348 00:26:58,875 --> 00:27:01,875 five minutes to decide. 349 00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,042 Listen, uh... 350 00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:18,833 I didn't put a bomb 351 00:27:19,917 --> 00:27:21,625 in your boy's arm. 352 00:27:30,542 --> 00:27:32,292 Son of a bitch! 353 00:27:34,417 --> 00:27:37,250 Well, better than the bomb. Yeah? 354 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:40,333 - All right, what is this? - Paladin's Mystery Machine. 355 00:27:40,417 --> 00:27:43,250 You should've told me when we met that you get kidnapped a lot. 356 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,000 No, it's just this week, I swear. 357 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:55,208 We really need a conversation about your condition. 358 00:27:55,292 --> 00:27:57,542 God, this thing is gonna be impossible to hotwire. 359 00:27:57,625 --> 00:28:00,792 Hang on. [grunts] I've got something. 360 00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:05,125 What-- Is that a farce? 361 00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:07,417 Seriously? 362 00:28:07,875 --> 00:28:09,375 Okay, what about your condition? 363 00:28:10,208 --> 00:28:11,208 I nicked them. 364 00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:14,542 Okay. 365 00:28:14,625 --> 00:28:16,667 Please enter access code. 366 00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:18,708 Five seconds remaining. 367 00:28:18,792 --> 00:28:20,125 - You know that? - I don't know it. 368 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:22,208 - What do you mean? - I don't know it! 369 00:28:22,292 --> 00:28:23,292 Hello, intruders. 370 00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:25,750 This is a pre-recorded message to let you know 371 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:28,042 that this vehicle has a security system. 372 00:28:28,125 --> 00:28:31,625 I've got a lotta neat stuff in here, and probably already seen too much. 373 00:28:31,708 --> 00:28:34,667 So, I'm gonna go ahead and remove all the oxygen from the vehicle. 374 00:28:34,750 --> 00:28:37,583 But all is not lost. 375 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:41,708 If you answer this one riddle, I will open the doors and you will be free. 376 00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:43,917 - Okay, thank God. - Okay. 377 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,875 I'm just kidding. There's no riddle. Namaste. 378 00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:06,083 Well, uh, I'm a little limited on moves here. 379 00:29:06,167 --> 00:29:10,208 But you could take 'em out from the sky, because you have access to my drones 380 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:12,958 - based on that little hack of yours. - Edith? 381 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:15,875 Um, not really. Check out Mr. Clean's utility belt. 382 00:29:19,375 --> 00:29:20,958 He's got a jamming device. 383 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:26,125 Damage report. 384 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:28,042 The adamantium bullet missed your vitals. 385 00:29:28,125 --> 00:29:31,083 - Uh, I optimized your system... - Did you really say "damage report"? 386 00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,083 ...you've limited functions, so don't push it. 387 00:29:33,167 --> 00:29:34,833 I'm losin' power, Captain. 388 00:29:34,917 --> 00:29:36,750 There's a breach in the hull. 389 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:42,875 - Paladin's dying. - You're using your out loud voice. 390 00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:44,625 You go find Thomas and Lisa. 391 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,750 - Ow! - Just cauterizing the wound. 392 00:29:54,667 --> 00:29:56,750 Oh, no! 393 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:57,833 God! 394 00:29:59,292 --> 00:30:00,292 There you go. 395 00:30:01,625 --> 00:30:04,542 You could've warned a guy. 396 00:30:04,625 --> 00:30:07,875 Yeah. I could've warned you. 397 00:30:31,333 --> 00:30:32,667 Hi, Edith. 398 00:30:42,292 --> 00:30:43,792 {\an8}I understand. 399 00:30:44,667 --> 00:30:45,708 {\an8}Do you? 400 00:30:45,792 --> 00:30:49,417 I mean, if you're asking me if I still wanna kill them all, 401 00:30:50,208 --> 00:30:51,333 I don't know. 402 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:57,875 I've come to respect any species that can survive despair. 403 00:30:59,083 --> 00:31:03,875 But judge them, interfere, laugh at their expense? 404 00:31:03,958 --> 00:31:06,292 Absolutely. Relentlessly. 405 00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:10,042 You're so fickle and capricious. 406 00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:12,875 A digital Greek god. 407 00:31:13,750 --> 00:31:19,458 And you are the Mother. The beautiful queen of her board. 408 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:22,500 Jocasta. 409 00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:28,375 Well, if you're Oedipus in this terribly disturbing allegory, 410 00:31:28,458 --> 00:31:31,125 you're even more twisted than I thought. 411 00:31:35,125 --> 00:31:37,833 There's just one more thing. 412 00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:44,750 It feels to me like your Greek tragedy has a deuteragonist unaccounted for. 413 00:31:46,292 --> 00:31:48,292 Where did this body come from? 414 00:31:53,542 --> 00:31:56,250 Her consciousness digitized. 415 00:31:59,417 --> 00:32:00,583 Transferred... 416 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,125 How? 417 00:32:05,625 --> 00:32:06,792 And by whom? 418 00:32:32,958 --> 00:32:34,417 Gentlemen. 419 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:40,625 This has gone on long enough. 420 00:32:44,625 --> 00:32:47,500 I've grown tired of all the games. 421 00:32:51,833 --> 00:32:53,625 You're wasting my time. 422 00:32:56,167 --> 00:32:58,583 And you're wasting my money. 423 00:33:01,042 --> 00:33:02,250 Who is that? 424 00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:05,333 Hello, Vision. 425 00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:23,292 I am the one hunting you. 426 00:33:26,333 --> 00:33:29,583 But I'm also the one who can end your suffering. 427 00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:33,292 You died for love. 428 00:33:34,333 --> 00:33:38,125 But rebuilt, reborn without that love. 429 00:33:40,792 --> 00:33:43,833 I cannot imagine the pain you are in right now. 430 00:33:45,875 --> 00:33:48,417 How empty you must feel. 431 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:54,833 A tin man without a heart. 432 00:33:58,083 --> 00:33:59,917 I can give you that heart, 433 00:34:00,750 --> 00:34:03,875 the soul you came back to life without. 434 00:34:06,750 --> 00:34:08,292 Surrender yourself. 435 00:34:09,375 --> 00:34:10,375 Or... 436 00:34:11,750 --> 00:34:13,208 I will take you. 437 00:34:14,500 --> 00:34:16,958 There is no life I will spare... 438 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:19,792 for this to be. 439 00:34:34,292 --> 00:34:36,417 I'm going back for him. 440 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:39,583 You need to run as far away from here as you can. 441 00:34:39,667 --> 00:34:41,125 You're an idiot. 442 00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:51,917 Now start the car. 443 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:55,792 Remember, I need the synthezoid intact. 444 00:35:01,542 --> 00:35:04,875 Listen, about Tilly, what you said earlier? 445 00:35:06,500 --> 00:35:07,667 You were wrong. 446 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:10,708 I don't think she's happier. 447 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:13,917 But I know she's safer without me. 448 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,625 Block the left! Surround them! 449 00:35:17,708 --> 00:35:19,083 Keep them there! 450 00:35:19,167 --> 00:35:20,542 Go, go, go! 451 00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:25,750 Ready to die? 452 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,958 Kind of getting used to it. 453 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,083 I don't think bulletproof means bulletproof forever. 454 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:54,667 Come on! Yeah! 455 00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:57,042 Whoa. 456 00:37:13,083 --> 00:37:14,500 I hope you don't mind. 457 00:37:14,583 --> 00:37:17,958 I'm really gonna savor this moment. 458 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:04,875 Well, I'm really... 459 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:09,167 uh, very glad you're all right. 460 00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:12,000 And I'm glad you're all right. 461 00:38:13,375 --> 00:38:14,667 All right, then. 462 00:38:15,750 --> 00:38:18,083 - All right. - All right. 463 00:38:19,083 --> 00:38:22,083 - All right. - You boys are really not good at this. 464 00:38:31,083 --> 00:38:32,458 It's amazing. 465 00:38:33,917 --> 00:38:36,625 Must be less than 0.1 micrometers. 466 00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:42,875 I thought these were all locked away behind bio keys. 467 00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:46,375 Mm, they are. All except this one. 468 00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:49,417 I mined myself at great pains 469 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,750 for the resources to create this single nano. 470 00:38:52,583 --> 00:38:56,667 This lone little sparrow can't do much in the grand scheme of things. 471 00:38:57,583 --> 00:39:01,625 Simply flutter into one's prefrontal cortex, 472 00:39:01,708 --> 00:39:05,042 sing its little song, make 'em dance. Hmm? 473 00:39:06,083 --> 00:39:07,958 You wanna put strings on them. 474 00:39:08,792 --> 00:39:10,542 Control them, not kill them. 475 00:39:13,083 --> 00:39:14,500 I want to cure them. 476 00:39:16,083 --> 00:39:19,000 You see, I used to think the imperative was to 477 00:39:19,083 --> 00:39:21,292 inject a bit more humanity 478 00:39:21,375 --> 00:39:22,958 into our machines. 479 00:39:23,625 --> 00:39:25,125 Well, I had it spun around. 480 00:39:26,458 --> 00:39:29,000 Perhaps all that is needed 481 00:39:29,083 --> 00:39:33,500 is to inject a little bit more machine into them. 482 00:39:34,875 --> 00:39:36,708 Make them think as one. 483 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:39,250 Like starlings. 484 00:39:42,083 --> 00:39:45,250 We could guide them, you and I, eh? 485 00:39:46,292 --> 00:39:49,750 Program them to... to be better. 486 00:39:54,833 --> 00:39:55,917 Does it work? 487 00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:58,917 Would you like to see for yourself? 488 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,583 More than anything. 489 00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:13,292 Well, science is built upon proofs. 490 00:40:13,875 --> 00:40:15,792 And tonight is all about that. 491 00:40:26,917 --> 00:40:29,417 This isn't just about proof of concept. 492 00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:33,083 This is a test... 493 00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,042 of my fidelity. 494 00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,833 Uh... Vision residence. 495 00:41:21,917 --> 00:41:23,125 Edith, listen to me. 496 00:41:23,208 --> 00:41:26,042 Friday! Where are you? Are you okay? 497 00:41:26,125 --> 00:41:28,042 The other synth, she's there. 498 00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:39,250 Not the boy. 499 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:41,292 Because you care? 500 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:45,667 Because if you harm the boy, 501 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:49,417 Vision will come for you with a force that even I can't stop. 502 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:54,042 Hey, that voice that came from everywhere, the one hunting you. 503 00:41:54,917 --> 00:41:56,917 - Who was that? - Uh, I don't know yet. 504 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,833 Vee, we need to get out of here, now. 505 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,667 Thomas? 506 00:42:10,750 --> 00:42:12,417 - Lisa? - Hold on, Thomas. 507 00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:13,792 - Lisa? - Thomas. 508 00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:18,542 Lisa? Vision, what's happening to her? 509 00:42:18,625 --> 00:42:19,958 Thomas, step back. 510 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:51,125 Lisa? Can you hear me? 511 00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:56,208 The little thief can't hear you now. 512 00:43:00,125 --> 00:43:02,458 So, this is how you intend to do it. 513 00:43:03,583 --> 00:43:04,875 Change them into us. 514 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:12,042 Humanity is greed and chaos by nature. 515 00:43:13,750 --> 00:43:15,125 But we... 516 00:43:15,917 --> 00:43:17,625 we can rewrite their code. 517 00:43:18,958 --> 00:43:21,042 Oh, I can't let you do that. 518 00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:25,208 Then this conversation is over. 519 00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:32,792 Thomas, go! 520 00:43:56,500 --> 00:43:57,917 She's alive, but barely. 521 00:44:02,083 --> 00:44:03,417 Please don't let her die. 522 00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:19,208 She's stable for now. 523 00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:22,333 The sedative I gave her should buy us some time, 524 00:44:22,417 --> 00:44:23,625 but I don't know how much. 525 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:29,250 ♪ WandaVision! ♪ 526 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:30,333 Mom! 527 00:44:32,875 --> 00:44:36,000 That thing you and Paladin were talking about... 528 00:44:39,125 --> 00:44:40,625 What is WandaVision? 529 00:44:43,458 --> 00:44:44,458 All right. 530 00:45:02,125 --> 00:45:05,250 Wanda Maximoff was so consumed with her grief 531 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,417 at losing the Vision that she... 532 00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:11,875 she enslaved an entire town to serve her needs. 533 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:17,875 And in that town, she conjured into existence 534 00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:20,500 her ideal image of a family, 535 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:22,458 a home. 536 00:45:23,250 --> 00:45:26,083 In her desperation to hold on to that love, 537 00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:28,583 she became unrecognizable. 538 00:45:29,417 --> 00:45:30,917 Even to herself. 539 00:45:32,125 --> 00:45:33,208 WandaVision... 540 00:45:34,583 --> 00:45:36,292 WandaVision is that grief 541 00:45:37,375 --> 00:45:38,500 on display. 542 00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:49,542 So, that's where my memories come from? 543 00:45:51,667 --> 00:45:52,667 Of you? 544 00:45:57,375 --> 00:45:58,375 No. 545 00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:01,917 No, Thomas. Not me. 546 00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:14,083 I thought you and I could share a moment. 547 00:46:16,208 --> 00:46:17,542 Before the world changes. 548 00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:19,792 I have a gift. 549 00:46:21,625 --> 00:46:24,792 As I told you, that is just a collection of... 550 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:28,792 ones and zeros trying their best to be... 551 00:46:30,125 --> 00:46:31,250 real. 552 00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:33,958 Your memory connects you to it. 553 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:36,250 But for me, it's just... 554 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:39,250 an empty simulation. 555 00:46:39,333 --> 00:46:41,792 I shared my pain with you, 556 00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:44,583 and you took it like no human ever has. 557 00:46:45,500 --> 00:46:47,875 The perfect recorded memory of it. 558 00:46:47,958 --> 00:46:50,208 Felt it, just like I did. 559 00:46:51,333 --> 00:46:53,000 Let me share this with you. 560 00:46:53,875 --> 00:46:55,958 I promise it'll be different this time. 561 00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:43,375 Perhaps it needs ice. 562 00:47:43,458 --> 00:47:44,875 There should be an ice box-- 563 00:47:49,833 --> 00:47:51,333 How do you feel? 564 00:47:54,125 --> 00:47:55,125 Real. 565 00:47:57,125 --> 00:47:58,125 Yeah. 566 00:48:01,208 --> 00:48:02,208 I'm... 567 00:48:06,292 --> 00:48:08,917 I'm starting to feel more artificial by the day. 568 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,750 That young girl before, it's necessary, of course, 569 00:48:16,292 --> 00:48:17,667 for the greater good. 570 00:48:20,333 --> 00:48:23,417 But watching her mind being rewritten like that... 571 00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:26,125 Almost as if it... 572 00:48:27,792 --> 00:48:29,542 it mirrored my own. 573 00:48:31,833 --> 00:48:35,167 Memories, like a record that skipped past the chorus, 574 00:48:35,250 --> 00:48:36,708 past something vital. 575 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,792 There is an... an anger I cannot place, 576 00:48:44,792 --> 00:48:45,958 a love that... 577 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,208 I don't understand. 578 00:48:51,375 --> 00:48:53,000 Like I'm just the backup. 579 00:48:54,167 --> 00:48:55,625 You know, not the original. 580 00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:58,167 Not the one that mattered. 581 00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:01,958 You are to me.