1 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:20,280 It is said that the relationship we have with the human body, 2 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,280 whether it is our own or that of someone else, 3 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:27,620 is the most complicated relationship that we will ever know. 4 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:31,280 Some hate their bodies, others love them. 5 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:35,680 Some control their bodies, others are controlled by it. 6 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,880 And still others see it as a source of shame. 7 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,360 Shame about one's own body is part of being human. 8 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,700 It has been with us as long as there have been humans. 9 00:00:51,070 --> 00:00:57,450 This is Adam, the first man. And this is the garden that he has been assigned to care for. 10 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:27,130 Adam was busy, but he was clearly missing something: a companion perhaps, 11 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:29,610 a different person, just like him. 12 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:40,380 Adam was put into a deep sleep while his rib was removed, 13 00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:45,220 And from that rib came a fellow human being, just like him. 14 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:08,900 Meet Steve. He was created to keep Adam company. 15 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:12,380 He had exactly the same parts as Adam. 16 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:16,900 They were equal in every way, including the size of their parts. 17 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:24,860 For quite some time, Adam and Steve lived and worked side by side in perfect unity and trust, 18 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,180 and they shared the love of men that only men like to share. 19 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:37,190 Then one day something unusual happened. 20 00:02:59,730 --> 00:03:05,890 And that was the last time anyone ever saw Steve, the Pete Best of the book of Genesis. 21 00:03:06,570 --> 00:03:09,130 Adam was beside himself with loneliness. 22 00:03:09,670 --> 00:03:14,790 It was clear that something had to be done, and so something happened. 23 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:21,150 Adam was once again perfectly anesthetized and again one of his ribs disappeared. 24 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:27,050 And this time another person came emerging from the bushes. 25 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,500 This is Eve. 26 00:03:37,740 --> 00:03:41,120 Eve was a woman. She had different parts than Adam. 27 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:47,560 This meant they automatically only paid 70 cents earned for every dollar Adam earned. 28 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:52,060 Adam and Eve developed a strong feeling for each other, 29 00:03:52,260 --> 00:03:55,400 and they knew only one thing that they could do with that. 30 00:04:12,770 --> 00:04:16,370 But then Eve wanted to go shopping with Adam. 31 00:04:20,270 --> 00:04:22,170 And she chose an apple. 32 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:30,370 Eat up! Eat up! 33 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:37,820 And Eve ate the apple. 34 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:48,420 And then she gave the apple to Adam, and he also ate the apple. 35 00:04:48,920 --> 00:04:51,660 And then they both ate the apple. 36 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,820 And then Eve looked at herself in all her nakedness, 37 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,700 and she saw that she had no clothes on. 38 00:04:59,460 --> 00:05:01,720 Somehow that apple had something to do with it. 39 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:04,820 Maybe it was an apple with psilocybin or something. 40 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:09,080 There used to be cool things like that, before the Republicans came into existence. 41 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:14,120 And Adam saw that Eve suddenly appeared felt uncomfortable about her nakedness. 42 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,600 And he looked at his own nakedness, 43 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:22,020 and he saw that everything just seemed a bit off and fluttered in the wind. 44 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:24,440 But that wasn't actually allowed. 45 00:05:24,740 --> 00:05:27,900 Adam and Eve were not supposed to know that they were naked. 46 00:05:28,340 --> 00:05:32,800 They were supposed to live freely and naturally, just like the other animals in the garden. 47 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:35,080 But Eva brought knowledge into the game, 48 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:39,980 and knowledge is a major threat for a heavenly fascist who creates life, 49 00:05:40,180 --> 00:05:41,940 only to then destroy it. 50 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:47,360 The heavenly fascist decided to punish Adam and Eve for Eva's feminine brutality, 51 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,220 because she wanted to know things. 52 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,140 It wasn't intentional that people would know things. 53 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,460 They were meant to be alone to maintain the garden. 54 00:05:57,980 --> 00:06:01,580 And that's where body shame came from. 55 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,600 Which brings us to the hero of our story. 56 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:17,660 Meet William Archer, or Billy, as his imaginary friends call him. 57 00:06:18,260 --> 00:06:21,920 Billy was a victim at a young age of merciless body mocking. 58 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:25,840 Now he deals with his body in the only way he knows how. 59 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:30,380 He hides it. He covers it with layers of uncomfortable fabric. 60 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:32,680 He is always dressed. 61 00:06:32,820 --> 00:06:36,780 But what happened to Billy, why is he so ashamed of his body? 62 00:06:37,180 --> 00:06:42,280 Well, as with so many other forms of neurosis, it started at home. 63 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:46,720 Meet Billy's parents, Bert and Ivy Archer. 64 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:50,520 During the day, Bert works at the post office as a sorter 65 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,060 and pretends at night is a top secret government spy. 66 00:06:54,280 --> 00:07:00,300 Ivy has a part-time job making doll clothes and has never come close to an orgasm, 67 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,780 neither manually nor with a partner. 68 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:06,600 Before I answer too many questions, I just want to be sure 69 00:07:06,700 --> 00:07:10,220 that you don't treat my family like a bunch of lunatics start painting, okay? 70 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:12,960 We will absolutely not judge. 71 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,880 This is all done in the service of science. 72 00:07:16,220 --> 00:07:22,600 Our first question is: do relatives ever take off your clothes for whatever reason? 73 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:25,800 Absolutely not! - Bert, your language! 74 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,940 Sorry, Muffin Lumps. 75 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:32,120 I understand you recently have come into contact with the law. 76 00:07:32,340 --> 00:07:37,800 I was recently arrested due to aggressive over-clothing. 77 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,160 Aggressive outerwear? 78 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:43,260 It's the opposite of exhibitionism. 79 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,260 You will be arrested because you wear too many clothes. 80 00:07:46,460 --> 00:07:50,400 You got arrested for wearing too much clothes? - Yes. 81 00:07:50,540 --> 00:07:52,380 What were you wearing? 82 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:57,180 I wore three-piece suits. 83 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,320 How many three-piece suits did you wear? 84 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:02,600 Eleven. - How? 85 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:05,680 Bert wears three-piece suits on top of each other. 86 00:08:06,940 --> 00:08:09,220 In layers. - Yes. 87 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,080 It looks very elegant. 88 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,540 How long does it take you to get dressed? 89 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,660 About an hour per pack. 90 00:08:17,700 --> 00:08:19,780 Why did they arrest you? 91 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:24,060 I fainted due to the extreme heat in front of the coffee shop. 92 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:26,700 Did they call 911? - Yes. 93 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:31,200 But only after a few customers had sarcastically wiped their feet on me, 94 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,019 while I was unconscious. 95 00:08:33,219 --> 00:08:38,920 This law, which prohibits excessive clothing, has existed since the 19th century. 96 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:43,680 Originally it was intended to prevent that people would act like haystacks. 97 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:47,420 I don't understand why Billy feels the need to rebel. 98 00:08:48,260 --> 00:08:51,340 Shhh. - What do you mean, 'shhh'? 99 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:58,840 Well, Billy was raised with the idea by his parents that he should be ashamed of his body. 100 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:04,540 His parents learned the wrong lesson from the story of the Garden of Eden. 101 00:09:05,220 --> 00:09:07,420 It was never about the nudity. 102 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:11,320 It was about forbidden knowledge. 103 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:14,760 Um, excuse me? - Yes? 104 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,140 Did you just say 'forbidden'? 105 00:09:17,740 --> 00:09:20,300 Yes, forbidden knowledge. 106 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:22,820 Don't be silly. 107 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:30,280 This is how the shame mechanism came into effect, even though it was never about the nudity. 108 00:09:31,060 --> 00:09:39,640 This is how Billy tries to escape his self-consciousness, by flying into the air like a little bird, right? 109 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:44,120 So he wears a cap with a propeller. 110 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:46,920 Interesting. 111 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:53,860 Fundamentally, Billy consists of solidity with the antonym, 112 00:09:54,160 --> 00:10:01,120 and the 'swish-swish' causes the fall when a shark eats a head. 113 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:06,750 You agree with that, right? - I don't see why that would be a lie. 114 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:14,370 In the next 24 hours we will have a major seeing change in Billy's life, 115 00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:21,090 in his attitude towards his body and, yes, in his feelings about nudity itself. 116 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:25,450 Hello and greetings. 117 00:10:25,630 --> 00:10:29,790 My name is Eugene Rosewater and I am the manager of this camp. 118 00:10:29,990 --> 00:10:32,550 And your name is Billy Archer? 119 00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:36,530 Before I show you around, Shall we clear some things up first? 120 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,970 This is a clothing optional camp. 121 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:44,150 You can undress as quickly or as gradually if you want. 122 00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:48,410 Some guests wear hats, sandals or jewelry. 123 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:51,690 I always wear my lucky necklace here. 124 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,470 What matters here, Billy, is comfort. 125 00:10:56,250 --> 00:11:00,530 Your time here is worthless if you don't feel comfortable. 126 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:08,750 We encourage you to use the complete natural state to be achieved, but there is no timetable attached to it. 127 00:11:09,030 --> 00:11:13,110 As long as we see you making progress, that is usually sufficient. 128 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:16,290 Well, enough chatting. 129 00:11:16,570 --> 00:11:20,530 Go out and explore, look around, participate in activities, 130 00:11:20,730 --> 00:11:24,210 and if you need anything, I'll be in my office. 131 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:15,530 Nothing is as manly as a friendly game contrapuntal ball whacking. 132 00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:20,950 There is a fierce nobility in volleyball, especially when one is not hindered by clothing. 133 00:13:21,170 --> 00:13:25,690 The body strains against gravity, that tyrannical dragon of the universe, 134 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:31,230 while the palms hit the ball, as if they would slap a bear's buttocks. 135 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:39,510 Yes, buttocks have long been a sign of sexual attractiveness and good hygiene. 136 00:13:39,710 --> 00:13:44,150 That's why men have been playing for centuries nude volleyball. 137 00:13:51,950 --> 00:13:54,950 Let's meet Elmer, one of the guests at the camp. 138 00:13:55,150 --> 00:13:57,910 Hello. - How did you end up here at the camp? 139 00:13:58,150 --> 00:14:01,330 Well, I've always been an enthusiast of sports in the open nature. 140 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:06,490 In fact, my dream is to be the first to set up a nudist basketball league. 141 00:14:06,770 --> 00:14:09,890 How can people see then? which team belongs together? 142 00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:15,530 Oh... 143 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,350 It's time for lunch. 144 00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:21,770 All our happy and hungry sun worshipers now sit on a towel 145 00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:24,090 and enjoy a midday meal. 146 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:30,310 If a man wants an ice cream, then a man wants an ice cream. 147 00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:39,430 If a man wants a man who wants ice cream, then that man wants the man, not the ice cream. 148 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:50,120 When the man who wanted the ice cream is wanted by another man, then that man wants, 149 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:55,500 the first man, the one we look at referenced earlier in this sentence... 150 00:14:55,700 --> 00:14:57,900 Hey, does anyone smell toasted bread here? 151 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,440 I smell toasted bread. 152 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:18,580 Don't squeeze so hard, Billy. 153 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:29,520 The lunch break is over and our intrepid, seamless gentlemen go out 154 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,600 for their own unique pursuits. 155 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,040 Well, is that a cute goldfinch there? 156 00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:45,300 Indeed. A rare sight in this part of New England. 157 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:30,370 Greetings, I am Gay Dracula. 158 00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:33,250 Are you Gay Renfield? 159 00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:37,610 Are you sure? You look like a Renfield. 160 00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:40,610 And I know you're gay because... 161 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:48,250 no heterosexual man would wearing such a hat in public, of your own free will. 162 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:50,610 Oh well. 163 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:52,790 You don't talk much, do you? 164 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,850 That's fine. You don't have to talk. 165 00:16:56,090 --> 00:17:00,970 You can just stand there and be silently delightful. 166 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:04,029 Are you accompanied by a supervisor? 167 00:17:05,030 --> 00:17:07,330 Do you want to hear music? 168 00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:12,909 Do you want to hear the sweet music of the night? 169 00:17:13,889 --> 00:17:15,310 Oh, damn. 170 00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,429 I want to suck your blood. 171 00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:22,990 But where would I suck it from? 172 00:17:23,629 --> 00:17:31,930 Perhaps from your soft, pale throat, or your hard, pink nipple? 173 00:17:33,330 --> 00:17:35,030 I'm Gay Dracula. 174 00:17:35,370 --> 00:17:37,550 Well, we don't talk about Gay Dracula. 175 00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:47,180 How intriguing. 176 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,840 Our man, Billy, is the Shirt Bandit bumped into. 177 00:17:52,060 --> 00:17:55,940 It's a tradition at this camp dating back to 1877. 178 00:17:56,360 --> 00:18:02,060 A mysterious activist roams the woods, looking for shirts to donate to charity. 179 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:06,940 He wants your shirt, Billy, and he won't stop until he gets it. 180 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:10,320 Well, he's the Shirt Bandit. 181 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:26,460 We have a rare and exclusive interview can arrange with the Shirt Bandit. 182 00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:27,940 Hello. 183 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:32,300 Is it true that you steal shirts from the rich? and gives them to the poor? 184 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,440 Well, it's more accurate to say that I steal shirts 185 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:40,580 from everyone I meet who wears a shirt at a nudist campsite, 186 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:45,860 and then I donate them to the Association for Shirtless People. 187 00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:50,540 You encounter a lot of resistance from people trying to free you from their shirts? 188 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:54,100 Yes, some people don't give a shirt. 189 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:56,040 I get it. 190 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:59,020 But that doesn't matter. I'll grab a shirt anyway. 191 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,740 Yes, sometimes I grab a shirt in the woods. 192 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,520 And sometimes I grab a shirt in the pond. 193 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:13,820 And sometimes, when I'm feeling really daring, I grab a shirt right in front of a crowd. 194 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,380 It doesn't matter to me. 195 00:19:16,580 --> 00:19:22,020 Hey, sometimes I grab a shirt on top of someone's chest. 196 00:19:22,300 --> 00:19:24,660 Don't you mean off someone's chest? 197 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,420 Hmm, I said what I said. 198 00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:24,160 And I do regret it that I'm so out of my depth. 199 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:27,820 I've just never seen a student before who had so little awareness 200 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:30,200 of the essential principles of Tai Chi. 201 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:35,260 I showed him even the simplest movement, a breathing exercise, 202 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:39,860 but it was like looking at a stranded octopus waving his testicles in the air. 203 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:42,540 Tentacles. - What? 204 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,520 You said 'testicles'. Didn't you mean 'tentacles'? 205 00:20:45,780 --> 00:20:47,460 I said what I said. 206 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,560 Here we have a newcomer. 207 00:20:55,780 --> 00:21:01,560 Her name is Beatrice and she is the only member of this club who was registered as female at birth. 208 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,840 But how did she get here? 209 00:21:04,260 --> 00:21:08,460 So I always knew I wanted to chill with the naturists, my kind of people. 210 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:14,620 But they don't really encourage singles to come. 211 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,440 They prefer to see couples there. 212 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:20,880 That would prevent unwanted intimacies, but it didn't matter. 213 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,660 I arrived somewhere and was decorated by a man and his bisexual wife. 214 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:33,540 So then I decided to date one of my gay friends to go and pretend we were a couple. 215 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,400 Why couldn't you just be a couple? with someone? 216 00:21:38,860 --> 00:21:41,360 I don't get along very well with others. - Oh well. 217 00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:46,460 The point is, this was a nudist camp for gay men only. 218 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:51,140 So I knew I could just go with bare breasts parading around without anyone caring. 219 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:59,640 Um, that was until I met him. 220 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:13,040 And then it turned out that he didn't respond to me at all. 221 00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:27,960 I mean, I'd like to believe that I can get any guy turned on. 222 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,240 Now I'm so sad. 223 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,120 And you? 224 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:36,720 Do I get you excited? - Um, yeah. 225 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,760 I mean, no. 226 00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:45,700 I'll never be that stupid again. 227 00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,420 I don't want your candy. 228 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,560 I don't want your meat. 229 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:57,400 I don't want your faith. 230 00:23:58,940 --> 00:24:01,440 I don't want your belief. 231 00:24:03,210 --> 00:24:05,080 I don't want your lollipop. 232 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:08,040 I don't want to lick it. 233 00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:11,720 I don't want your forest. 234 00:24:12,970 --> 00:24:15,980 I just want you... - Asshole! 235 00:24:18,780 --> 00:24:20,150 Stick. 236 00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:40,260 Well, so I have questions. 237 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,540 Okay, this guy is walking around a naturist campsite, but he is not a naturist. 238 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:47,540 Then why is he there at all? 239 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:52,720 And he keeps sneaking around, and there's this random ice cream man, 240 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:56,700 and a guy shoots an arrow at someone with a guitar, and then there's a Shirt Bandit. 241 00:24:57,100 --> 00:24:59,460 As if Shirt Bandits were a thing. Come now! 242 00:24:59,860 --> 00:25:03,140 This movie makes no sense at all. 243 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:06,220 By the way, is the manager here? 244 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,540 I would like to speak to the manager. 245 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:13,040 Do you have a permit? 246 00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,530 Did you get the hang of it? with that person? 247 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:22,530 That's one grumpy, moody woman. 248 00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:24,770 I'm Gardner, the gardener, and you are? 249 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,460 Wyland? 250 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,960 Oh... 251 00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:33,200 So his name was Billy and he was on the run for that poetic people. 252 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:35,160 I prefer to stay away from them myself. 253 00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:40,480 A notorious and mean people. - And Billy? What happened to him? 254 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,220 Gosh, that was something. 255 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,380 That boy is so unlucky that he can fall into a barrel full of dicks 256 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,400 and gets caught while sucking his own thumb. 257 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,500 I think the coast is clear. 258 00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,420 What I'm actually saying is: those guys are gone. 259 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:55,600 In short, you can go now. 260 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,200 Go ahead. Get out of here. 261 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,100 Okay, boy. I'm going back to work now. 262 00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,900 I turn around and you're still sitting there with that stupid grin on your face, 263 00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,760 you will wish you your luck had tried with those poets. 264 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,280 Just for the record: I am a patient man, but only to a point. 265 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,120 Anyone who crosses that line will be punished. 266 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:15,660 Are you still following? 267 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:19,720 So I kicked him in the ass. 268 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:29,320 Well, Billy's adventure has taken a strange turn, hasn't it? 269 00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:43,180 Yes, it seems like one form or another of extraterrestrial life Billy has seized 270 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:45,140 and brought them on board their ship. 271 00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:48,700 If aliens ever visit you and find you interesting enough 272 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,460 to take on board their ship, you will see something like that too. 273 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,700 Those aliens know that their non-human technology 274 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:03,460 looks so much more complex and advanced than anything what human eyes and brains can imagine, 275 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,040 that seeing it would drive a man insane. 276 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:12,780 So the aliens activate a perception shield to make everything look like a boring void. 277 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,220 And the same goes for the aliens themselves. 278 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:21,700 Even the scary aliens in movies have characteristics that are recognizable to people, 279 00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:24,200 such as canines or eyes. 280 00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:28,900 So here too the aliens have chosen it to present their leader 281 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:32,060 as the wisest and most benevolent life form among them. 282 00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:35,780 And so as not to drive their human guest insane, 283 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:39,680 they have their leader given the appearance of a Twinkie. 284 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:46,340 In this guise, the leader ponders how he can best communicate with that strange person, 285 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:50,480 to provide insights that will lead to kindness and enlightenment 286 00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,700 for every conscious being on earth. 287 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:59,380 Yes, nothing less than a blueprint for eternity contentment and joy for the human race. 288 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:03,980 Oh, oh dear. 289 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,400 Well, that pretty much says it all, right? 290 00:28:17,860 --> 00:28:22,840 Billy was now extremely thirsty and looked for something to drink to wash down the Twinkies. 291 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:26,140 A nice cold glass of milk seemed just right. 292 00:28:26,140 --> 00:28:29,400 But this wasn't a glass of milk. 293 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:35,960 It was the Great Diplomat of the aliens who wanted to pardon Billy in light of... 294 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:38,240 Oh dear. 295 00:28:39,900 --> 00:28:44,160 After they have absorbed the vital fluids of the Great High Diplomat had tapped, 296 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,500 and had thrown away its hollow remains, the aliens did the only thing they could 297 00:28:48,700 --> 00:28:51,080 to get rid of of this earthly serial killer. 298 00:29:20,220 --> 00:29:21,800 Well, look at that! 299 00:29:21,940 --> 00:29:23,820 Well, are the poets still keeping quiet? 300 00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:27,420 You know, a song and a story recommend giving you a ring. 301 00:29:27,980 --> 00:29:30,540 The problem is that I don't see anything to put on that ring. 302 00:29:30,900 --> 00:29:32,380 Do you understand? 303 00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:35,320 Ah, let's get to the point. 304 00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:37,920 Take it. 305 00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:41,240 There it is. 306 00:30:16,540 --> 00:30:20,740 And Billie, finally at ease with his own body, 307 00:30:20,940 --> 00:30:23,840 lived happily ever after with Gardner. 308 00:30:24,140 --> 00:30:28,840 Because Billie Archer is now as gay as the sun!