1 00:01:45,392 --> 00:01:46,687 Taxi! 2 00:01:46,891 --> 00:01:49,322 Taxi! 3 00:01:59,058 --> 00:02:03,184 Excuse me, do you have a light? 4 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:06,154 And an extra cigarette? 5 00:02:16,593 --> 00:02:18,354 Thanks. 6 00:02:18,459 --> 00:02:21,118 There's nothing like a morning cigarette. 7 00:02:21,226 --> 00:02:24,749 Coffee and cigarette. 8 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:26,382 You wouldn't believe this dream I had. 9 00:02:26,493 --> 00:02:28,459 I dreamt I was back home with the missus, 10 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,457 and I'm sitting in the kitchen next to her... 11 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,355 Taxi! 12 00:02:31,461 --> 00:02:33,619 ...drinking my coffee, 13 00:02:33,728 --> 00:02:36,125 smoking a cigarette. 14 00:02:37,793 --> 00:02:38,884 And the missus says, 15 00:02:38,993 --> 00:02:42,618 "Bunny, why don't you stay home from work today, 16 00:02:42,728 --> 00:02:45,819 and we'll be together, just the two of us, like this?" 17 00:02:46,527 --> 00:02:49,721 She's not alive anymore, but... 18 00:02:49,828 --> 00:02:53,760 ...a coffee would be nice, just like in the dream. 19 00:02:54,661 --> 00:02:55,785 Oh... 20 00:02:55,894 --> 00:02:57,223 Listen... 21 00:02:57,328 --> 00:02:58,793 You can have all my money. 22 00:02:58,895 --> 00:03:00,519 - I only have 50... - Hey! 23 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:03,025 If it's not enough, I'll go with you to an ATM, 24 00:03:03,128 --> 00:03:05,491 but please don't kill me. 25 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:06,924 - I have two children. - Man, relax. 26 00:03:07,029 --> 00:03:09,392 I was just gonna ask you for a buck for coffee. 27 00:03:09,495 --> 00:03:11,620 I wasn't robbing you. This isn't even mine. 28 00:03:11,729 --> 00:03:12,785 Oh. 29 00:03:12,895 --> 00:03:15,293 So, may I ask whose it is? 30 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,326 I don't know. 31 00:03:16,429 --> 00:03:18,361 I found it under my cardboard this morning. 32 00:03:20,762 --> 00:03:22,251 You scared the shit out of me. 33 00:03:22,363 --> 00:03:25,352 So... how about it, Sir? 34 00:03:25,463 --> 00:03:27,122 Would you give me a buck for a cup of coffee? 35 00:03:27,229 --> 00:03:29,457 Oh, so, that's your drill. 36 00:03:29,563 --> 00:03:31,255 You scare the shit out of people, 37 00:03:31,363 --> 00:03:34,158 and then they're so grateful you're not really robbing them 38 00:03:34,263 --> 00:03:35,319 that they give you the money. 39 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:36,690 Mate, you got it all wrong. 40 00:03:36,796 --> 00:03:37,523 Wrong, huh? 41 00:03:37,629 --> 00:03:39,959 So, why the hell did you take that gun? 42 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,559 Actually, I thought to myself 43 00:03:41,663 --> 00:03:45,459 I'd ask the first person I saw for a coffee and a cigarette. 44 00:03:45,564 --> 00:03:47,029 And if that person said no? 45 00:03:47,131 --> 00:03:49,392 Then, I might as well join the missus. 46 00:03:49,498 --> 00:03:53,430 - So, how about that coffee? - Or what? 47 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:56,428 You'll shoot yourself? 48 00:03:56,530 --> 00:04:01,553 You know, in my field, you see a lot of manipulation. 49 00:04:01,664 --> 00:04:03,153 But you? 50 00:04:03,397 --> 00:04:07,988 - You're the king! - Is that a yes? 51 00:04:08,099 --> 00:04:13,156 What you're doing here is completely, I mean, completely, unfair. 52 00:04:13,265 --> 00:04:16,560 If you have to shoot yourself, it's tragic, but... 53 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:18,290 ...it has nothing to do with me. 54 00:04:18,499 --> 00:04:20,089 You hear? I'm not responsible. 55 00:04:20,199 --> 00:04:22,893 You're absolutely right. 56 00:04:22,998 --> 00:04:24,122 Here's what we're gonna do... 57 00:04:24,232 --> 00:04:26,095 You're gonna put the gun down 58 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:30,030 and ask for that buck like a normal... 59 00:04:30,132 --> 00:04:32,291 ...homeless person, 60 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,388 and I'll answer what I answer with no connection to your situation 61 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:40,363 or this gun or anything else. 62 00:04:42,366 --> 00:04:46,026 - Okay. - Okay, what? 63 00:04:47,333 --> 00:04:49,127 Would you... 64 00:04:49,867 --> 00:04:53,526 ...please... give me a dollar for a cup of coffee? 65 00:04:59,267 --> 00:04:59,994 I'm sorry. 66 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,090 If I give you the money, I'll feel manipulated. 67 00:05:03,201 --> 00:05:06,064 I'm just gonna go now, okay? 68 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,565 Okay. 69 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:09,633 Maybe tomorrow. 70 00:05:11,001 --> 00:05:13,432 Thank you, anyway. 71 00:05:13,534 --> 00:05:15,522 You're welcome. 72 00:05:33,535 --> 00:05:34,796 This city! 73 00:05:34,901 --> 00:05:39,129 Everybody is crazy! I swear to God! 74 00:05:39,236 --> 00:05:41,497 W-what's all this blood? 75 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:42,398 Are you okay? 76 00:05:42,502 --> 00:05:45,093 What are you doing here? 77 00:05:45,202 --> 00:05:46,759 I was cleaning the waffle maker. 78 00:05:47,169 --> 00:05:48,532 What happened to the interview? 79 00:05:48,636 --> 00:05:50,329 I didn't get the job. 80 00:05:50,435 --> 00:05:51,696 Dave! 81 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:53,368 They said I didn't have the necessary experience. 82 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:54,935 Is that your blood? 83 00:05:55,037 --> 00:05:57,764 How much experience do you need for telemarketing? 84 00:05:57,869 --> 00:05:58,892 That's what they said. 85 00:05:59,002 --> 00:06:01,161 - And what did you say? - Thank you, anyway. 86 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:02,598 Thank you, anyway? 87 00:06:02,803 --> 00:06:07,757 Didn't I tell you that nice guys always finish last? 88 00:06:11,904 --> 00:06:17,063 So... whose blood is this? 89 00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:19,768 A nice guy. 90 00:06:19,970 --> 00:06:22,435 I don't know his name. 91 00:06:23,871 --> 00:06:26,132 I have to get to work, Dave. 92 00:06:26,238 --> 00:06:27,897 Do you feel like walking me out? 93 00:06:28,105 --> 00:06:29,401 Passive-aggressive! 94 00:06:29,504 --> 00:06:31,163 What's not to understand? 95 00:06:31,372 --> 00:06:32,530 Dad, I'm sorry about the interview. 96 00:06:32,637 --> 00:06:33,762 Well, what does it even mean? 97 00:06:33,871 --> 00:06:36,099 Passive, as in "even if I live to be 100, 98 00:06:36,206 --> 00:06:37,172 I'll never wash a cup." 99 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:38,429 And aggressive, as in 100 00:06:38,538 --> 00:06:40,969 "I'd rather eat my own nuts than have dinner with your parents." 101 00:06:41,072 --> 00:06:44,629 Oh, the mouth on her! 102 00:06:44,739 --> 00:06:47,102 She reminds me of your mother. 103 00:06:49,039 --> 00:06:51,164 I really think you should ask your brother 104 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:53,238 to put in a good word with his boss. 105 00:06:53,338 --> 00:06:54,496 It just seems so embarrassing 106 00:06:54,606 --> 00:06:58,039 going into peoples' homes, taking their stuff. 107 00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:01,333 You're talking as if he's a burglar, Dave. 108 00:07:01,439 --> 00:07:04,495 Repossessing is a respectable job. 109 00:07:04,607 --> 00:07:06,095 Yes, still... 110 00:07:06,206 --> 00:07:09,331 - Well, just think about it. - Okay. 111 00:07:09,439 --> 00:07:11,667 And, in the meantime, I'll go over the mail, vacuum, 112 00:07:11,773 --> 00:07:12,762 and cook us dinner. 113 00:07:13,006 --> 00:07:15,563 How do cr�pes with cream and truffles sound? 114 00:07:15,674 --> 00:07:16,832 Great. 115 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:19,872 I will need 10 bucks for truffle shavings, though. 116 00:07:19,974 --> 00:07:23,462 I didn't know that truffles shaved. 117 00:07:57,875 --> 00:08:00,340 Nice move! 118 00:08:02,342 --> 00:08:04,136 Thank you. 119 00:08:06,976 --> 00:08:07,964 Have you ever wondered, 120 00:08:08,075 --> 00:08:11,371 "What's the meaning of life? Why do we exist?" 121 00:08:11,476 --> 00:08:15,840 The answer to this vexing question is now within your reach! 122 00:08:16,043 --> 00:08:19,202 You'll find it in a small, amazing booklet, 123 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:22,833 which will explain in easy to follow, simple terms 124 00:08:22,943 --> 00:08:24,533 your reason for being! 125 00:08:24,643 --> 00:08:26,040 Don't patronize me! 126 00:08:26,143 --> 00:08:28,405 The booklet, printed on the finest paper, 127 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:31,704 contains illuminating, exquisite color pictures 128 00:08:31,809 --> 00:08:35,707 and can be yours for a mere $9.99. 129 00:08:35,810 --> 00:08:37,298 I'm not screaming! 130 00:08:37,410 --> 00:08:38,273 Yes, you are. 131 00:08:38,377 --> 00:08:39,808 I'm not! 132 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:44,466 I'm just talking very loud. 133 00:08:44,577 --> 00:08:46,668 I don't get it. 134 00:08:47,078 --> 00:08:48,872 I said I wanted to marry you. 135 00:08:48,978 --> 00:08:49,738 No, no. 136 00:08:49,845 --> 00:08:52,368 You said you're willing to marry me. 137 00:08:52,478 --> 00:08:54,500 It's not that I'm against it. 138 00:08:54,612 --> 00:08:58,600 I just... don't think that it's important. 139 00:08:58,712 --> 00:09:00,609 Marriage isn't important. 140 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:02,142 A baby isn't important. 141 00:09:02,245 --> 00:09:03,403 A career isn't important. 142 00:09:03,512 --> 00:09:06,205 What goes on in the world isn't important. 143 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,936 What is important? 144 00:09:08,046 --> 00:09:11,479 Marriage, kids... 145 00:09:11,579 --> 00:09:13,807 Listen to yourself. 146 00:09:13,912 --> 00:09:15,377 You sound like an old maid. 147 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,468 Ron, I am an old maid. 148 00:09:18,312 --> 00:09:22,210 We don't all manage to stay 15. 149 00:09:54,647 --> 00:09:57,579 Are you all right? 150 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:58,941 Yes. Why? 151 00:09:59,048 --> 00:10:00,412 You've been crying. 152 00:10:00,514 --> 00:10:02,446 No, it's just allergies. 153 00:10:02,547 --> 00:10:03,842 I know how it is. 154 00:10:03,948 --> 00:10:07,107 I have a lot of those, especially to cats. 155 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,112 Not the cats themselves... their hair, actually. 156 00:10:10,215 --> 00:10:14,307 Not even their hair, but the saliva on their hair. 157 00:10:14,415 --> 00:10:17,812 It's a shame, because I would really like to have one. 158 00:10:17,915 --> 00:10:18,903 They're so cuddly. 159 00:10:21,582 --> 00:10:23,707 You are crying. 160 00:10:23,816 --> 00:10:25,974 Here, have a cookie. 161 00:10:26,082 --> 00:10:28,274 Soccer Jack passes from the left... 162 00:10:34,783 --> 00:10:35,806 Let me help you. 163 00:10:35,916 --> 00:10:37,643 I'm fine, thank you. 164 00:10:42,483 --> 00:10:44,505 Hi, Dave. Would you like a cookie? 165 00:10:44,617 --> 00:10:46,276 Oh, sorry, Mr. Kweller. 166 00:10:46,383 --> 00:10:47,644 I have to run to the Post Office. 167 00:10:47,851 --> 00:10:48,941 So, have one for the road. 168 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,480 They're very good. 169 00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:51,071 Thanks. 170 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:53,648 You know, I once had a cousin 171 00:10:53,751 --> 00:10:55,740 who worked for the Post Office. 172 00:10:55,851 --> 00:10:56,942 - He wasn't exactly my cousin... - I'm sorry. 173 00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:59,448 Maybe you can tell me about your cousin some other time. 174 00:10:59,551 --> 00:11:02,414 And that's the thing. He wasn't really my cousin. 175 00:11:02,518 --> 00:11:10,007 His grandmother and my grandmother were sisters. 176 00:11:16,118 --> 00:11:21,244 I'll have... two Sub-Zero Mocha-Blizzard Extravaganzas, 177 00:11:21,351 --> 00:11:22,509 one Coke, 178 00:11:22,619 --> 00:11:26,880 and two of your Gigantic Chunky Chocolate-Chip Surprises. 179 00:11:26,985 --> 00:11:29,848 - Sure, no problem. - Take away. 180 00:11:30,053 --> 00:11:31,279 Do you want one? 181 00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:32,812 They're gigantic. 182 00:11:32,919 --> 00:11:35,817 $8.50 please. Thank you very much. 183 00:11:35,918 --> 00:11:37,543 Can I have one more 184 00:11:37,652 --> 00:11:41,209 of your Mega, Super-Sweet Teary-Eyed Smiles? 185 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,944 They are really great. 186 00:11:45,053 --> 00:11:49,644 Look, you seem really nice, for a repossessor... Lenny, 187 00:11:49,753 --> 00:11:51,446 but I'd rather be alone. 188 00:11:51,552 --> 00:11:53,847 Why, because I'm a repossessor? 189 00:11:59,221 --> 00:12:01,846 Come on. We're not that bad. 190 00:12:01,953 --> 00:12:04,441 We're just like Robin Hood, only in reverse. 191 00:12:04,554 --> 00:12:05,484 What's your name? 192 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:07,043 Sorry. 193 00:12:07,154 --> 00:12:08,483 Good morning. What can I get you? 194 00:12:08,587 --> 00:12:11,144 - Good morning. - An unplanned child? 195 00:12:12,287 --> 00:12:14,344 Oh, no, not him. 196 00:12:14,453 --> 00:12:16,351 Mr. Kweller! Hey, how are you doing? 197 00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:19,817 Ah, you're the Pecks' boy! 198 00:12:19,921 --> 00:12:21,182 I just saw your brother... 199 00:12:21,287 --> 00:12:24,185 Now, Mr. Kweller, have you met my fianc�e? 200 00:12:24,288 --> 00:12:26,651 What did you say your name was? 201 00:12:26,888 --> 00:12:28,978 Actually, we have met. 202 00:12:29,088 --> 00:12:31,280 I saw her in the lift earlier. 203 00:12:31,389 --> 00:12:32,354 She was crying. 204 00:12:33,888 --> 00:12:36,116 Yeah, she's very emotional. 205 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,687 Sometimes I think we're not gonna make it. 206 00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,413 Are you leaving, too? 207 00:12:40,522 --> 00:12:42,647 I must. Duty honks. 208 00:12:42,755 --> 00:12:45,220 Say hello to your parents for me. 209 00:12:45,322 --> 00:12:47,447 Sorry. I mean, to your father. 210 00:12:47,655 --> 00:12:49,712 There's no need to apologize, Mr. Kweller. 211 00:12:49,822 --> 00:12:51,583 You're not the one Mom ran away with. 212 00:12:51,689 --> 00:12:53,484 - Lenny! - Yes, Sir. 213 00:12:59,989 --> 00:13:01,852 Look at him go! Pure lightning! 214 00:13:01,957 --> 00:13:03,513 He turns into a... goal! 215 00:13:07,223 --> 00:13:08,416 Zacky, I got you something. 216 00:13:08,524 --> 00:13:09,580 Soccer Jack?! 217 00:13:09,690 --> 00:13:13,350 No, not Soccer Jack, but I'll tell you what we'll do. 218 00:13:13,556 --> 00:13:15,021 Each time you finish your milk, 219 00:13:15,124 --> 00:13:18,090 I'll give you 50 cents to put in this piggy bank. 220 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:19,849 And when it's full of coins, 221 00:13:20,058 --> 00:13:22,580 you'll get your what's-his-name action figure. 222 00:13:22,690 --> 00:13:25,656 Is it a deal? 223 00:13:27,257 --> 00:13:30,690 I know you're disappointed now, but I'm doing it for your sake. 224 00:13:31,024 --> 00:13:31,990 How come? 225 00:13:32,091 --> 00:13:37,022 Because in life, you don't always get what you want. 226 00:13:37,125 --> 00:13:38,954 You have to work hard for it. 227 00:13:39,058 --> 00:13:42,956 Kids who don't learn that grow up to be criminals 228 00:13:43,058 --> 00:13:47,081 because they're used to getting everything the easy way. 229 00:14:05,692 --> 00:14:08,988 But remember, if you throw up... 230 00:14:09,092 --> 00:14:12,183 ...no money. 231 00:14:49,395 --> 00:14:51,826 Congrats! Who's the lucky bitch? 232 00:14:52,028 --> 00:14:53,550 Easy, Bisley. Don't insult the man. 233 00:14:53,661 --> 00:14:55,286 Why insult? I meant a hot bitch. 234 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:56,756 Where? 235 00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,156 So, when's the wedding? 236 00:14:59,261 --> 00:15:01,726 No wedding. She just left. 237 00:15:01,828 --> 00:15:03,191 Even better. 238 00:15:03,396 --> 00:15:04,362 Just say the word, and Drazan here 239 00:15:04,462 --> 00:15:10,122 will arrange for three surfer babes who will get in line to blow you. 240 00:15:10,295 --> 00:15:12,352 Who are you? 241 00:15:12,462 --> 00:15:14,723 Who am I? 242 00:15:14,829 --> 00:15:16,658 Did you hear that, Stanton? 243 00:15:16,863 --> 00:15:18,522 Tell the man who I am. 244 00:15:18,630 --> 00:15:21,356 - Why, he's Bisley. - Who? 245 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,484 King of Banana Beach. 246 00:15:23,597 --> 00:15:25,391 I'm Scuba Stanton. 247 00:15:25,497 --> 00:15:28,826 And this is Drazan. We go to Uni with him. 248 00:15:28,930 --> 00:15:31,861 Do you mind not smoking in here? 249 00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,395 Michelle's allergic. 250 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,258 Who the fuck is Michelle? 251 00:15:35,363 --> 00:15:37,352 My fianc�e. 252 00:15:37,463 --> 00:15:38,587 Not anymore. 253 00:15:38,697 --> 00:15:40,185 Hey, can I see the ring? 254 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,789 Thanks. 255 00:15:48,630 --> 00:15:50,255 Whoop! Hup! 256 00:15:52,464 --> 00:15:55,430 Isn't she beautiful? 257 00:15:55,531 --> 00:15:57,759 You really love her. 258 00:15:57,864 --> 00:16:01,627 Hey, Drazan... give it here! 259 00:16:01,731 --> 00:16:03,162 Yup! 260 00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:07,456 Bisley 1, bitch ex-girlfriend: 0! 261 00:16:07,865 --> 00:16:09,194 What the fuck are you doing? 262 00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:10,320 What's eating you? 263 00:16:10,432 --> 00:16:11,727 Pick up that glass now! 264 00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,297 Or what, Lover Boy? 265 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:14,625 Relax, man. He didn't mean it. 266 00:16:14,731 --> 00:16:17,129 I don't care. He broke it, he'll pick it up. 267 00:16:17,233 --> 00:16:21,528 Whoa, whoa, whoa! I say let the cards decide. 268 00:16:21,632 --> 00:16:23,894 Four rounds of poker. 269 00:16:23,998 --> 00:16:25,259 If the big guy wins, 270 00:16:25,366 --> 00:16:27,524 you make like a cleaning lady and pick up the glass. 271 00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:30,220 - And if I win? - We'll think of something. 272 00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:31,821 Hmm. 273 00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,528 The Pecks' world-famous cr�pe with cream and... 274 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:42,292 And? 275 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:43,889 And I spoke with Lenny about the job. 276 00:16:43,999 --> 00:16:45,226 That's great news. 277 00:16:46,334 --> 00:16:48,765 They have a repossession in our building tomorrow. 278 00:16:48,867 --> 00:16:50,628 His boss said I can try out. 279 00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:54,358 Wow, the Peck boys riding together. 280 00:16:54,467 --> 00:16:55,955 I'm telling you, if I were 20 years younger, 281 00:16:56,067 --> 00:16:58,295 I would quit my job and come work with you. 282 00:16:58,401 --> 00:17:00,958 Imagine, the three of us in a van together. 283 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:04,431 - Well, it's only a try-out. - I'm sure you'll do great, partner. 284 00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:10,327 I ordered this book today, about the meaning of life. 285 00:17:10,435 --> 00:17:12,457 - The catalogue says... - How much was it? 286 00:17:13,467 --> 00:17:14,956 $9.99 287 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:18,227 - That's pretty cheap for nothing. - You haven't even read it. 288 00:17:18,335 --> 00:17:20,994 And I thought your mom was the only one in the world 289 00:17:21,102 --> 00:17:23,192 who believed in those catalogues. 290 00:17:23,302 --> 00:17:25,164 And look where it got her. 291 00:17:25,268 --> 00:17:26,494 Where? 292 00:17:26,602 --> 00:17:28,965 I don't know. 293 00:17:29,069 --> 00:17:31,159 You'd think she'd at least send a postcard. 294 00:17:41,668 --> 00:17:45,760 Ah, it's from the Gas Company. 295 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,399 Hello. 296 00:17:57,504 --> 00:17:58,162 Good day. 297 00:17:58,270 --> 00:17:59,997 I'm calling for Quick-Pulse Surveys. 298 00:18:00,103 --> 00:18:01,763 Do you have time to answer a few questions? 299 00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:02,801 Quick-Pulse? 300 00:18:02,903 --> 00:18:04,664 That's a beautiful name. 301 00:18:04,771 --> 00:18:06,202 Thank you, Sir. 302 00:18:06,304 --> 00:18:07,326 Albert. 303 00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:10,060 My name is Albert Kweller. 304 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,158 Okay. 305 00:18:11,271 --> 00:18:14,498 Mr. Kweller, how often do you travel? 306 00:18:14,604 --> 00:18:16,365 Overseas or domestic? 307 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:17,867 Either. 308 00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:21,468 Oh, I'm sorry, I'm not much of a traveler. 309 00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:25,832 The last time I left home was 41 years ago. 310 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,665 Are the rest of your questions about traveling, too? 311 00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:30,101 I'm afraid so. 312 00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:32,194 My wife could have answered all of them. 313 00:18:32,305 --> 00:18:37,532 She really loved traveling and hiking and dancing. 314 00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:40,695 Me... I can't hold a rhythm... 315 00:18:40,806 --> 00:18:44,965 But my wife... well, you should have seen her dance! 316 00:18:45,073 --> 00:18:47,334 You can't, of course. She died. 317 00:18:47,539 --> 00:18:50,334 Hit by a tram. The driver cried like a baby. 318 00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:53,496 They took his tram license off him for life. 319 00:18:53,606 --> 00:18:57,299 Well, not that it matters... They don't use trams anymore. 320 00:18:57,407 --> 00:19:00,531 Well... I'm sorry to have bothered you. 321 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,299 No, no. You didn't bother me. 322 00:19:02,406 --> 00:19:04,372 I really liked talking to you. 323 00:19:39,941 --> 00:19:44,169 I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk, I'm a jerk. 324 00:19:47,574 --> 00:19:49,063 Another round? 325 00:19:49,175 --> 00:19:50,266 No more cards. 326 00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,534 I meant beer. 327 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,474 Check out the hot chick on TV! 328 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,869 First Bank. 329 00:20:20,977 --> 00:20:23,500 When it comes to banks, think First, 330 00:20:23,710 --> 00:20:26,267 because life doesn't give you a second chance. 331 00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:28,501 Put the gun down! 332 00:20:28,611 --> 00:20:31,168 No, don't! 333 00:20:31,277 --> 00:20:34,300 I'm sorry. I thought you were asleep. 334 00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:38,469 I was. 335 00:20:38,611 --> 00:20:41,009 - I had a bad dream. - What did you dream about? 336 00:20:43,078 --> 00:20:44,668 Bad things. 337 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:48,901 Enough of those to go around lately. 338 00:20:50,478 --> 00:20:52,534 Good night, son. 339 00:20:53,445 --> 00:20:55,171 Dad... 340 00:20:55,279 --> 00:20:56,903 Don't you ever ask yourself... 341 00:20:57,545 --> 00:21:00,942 - ...about life? - You're a good boy, Dave. 342 00:21:01,045 --> 00:21:03,738 You have a big day tomorrow. 343 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:06,436 Sleep tight. 344 00:21:08,079 --> 00:21:10,738 As we're nearing the end of our broadcast, 345 00:21:10,879 --> 00:21:13,935 I'd like to leave you with this message... 346 00:21:14,046 --> 00:21:17,479 Speak, and the Lord will listen. 347 00:21:17,579 --> 00:21:20,977 Open your heart and pray to the Lord, 348 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:23,704 and He will answer your prayers. 349 00:21:24,913 --> 00:21:28,471 You're listening to G OD Radio, 91.6 FM. 350 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:32,512 Good night, and God Bless. 351 00:21:42,114 --> 00:21:46,512 May I? It's very windy in your stairwell. 352 00:21:47,214 --> 00:21:49,645 I think I'm getting bronchitis again. 353 00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:51,474 Please come in. 354 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,975 Can I get you something warm? 355 00:21:54,082 --> 00:21:58,275 Yeah, a 12-ounce, medium-rare steak with chips and salad. 356 00:21:58,381 --> 00:22:00,108 Or a tea. 357 00:22:00,214 --> 00:22:03,907 I have Earl Grey, peach, chamomile... 358 00:22:04,015 --> 00:22:08,106 Whichever, as long as it's hot. 359 00:22:11,549 --> 00:22:15,742 - Hey! - Sorry. 360 00:22:19,949 --> 00:22:22,938 Are you an angel? 361 00:22:23,048 --> 00:22:26,037 No. I'm a giant talking pigeon. 362 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,314 Is there a God? 363 00:22:30,784 --> 00:22:32,340 Is there a God? 364 00:22:32,449 --> 00:22:34,506 Are you one of those atheist, nihilistic, good-for-nothing, 365 00:22:34,617 --> 00:22:36,479 left-wing Communists? 366 00:22:36,582 --> 00:22:37,740 God, no! 367 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:39,747 I was just very curious about Him. 368 00:22:39,850 --> 00:22:41,111 Is He tall? 369 00:22:41,216 --> 00:22:42,943 I had a vision once... 370 00:22:44,350 --> 00:22:46,145 Tea first, visions later. 371 00:22:46,251 --> 00:22:48,715 I'm dying here. 372 00:23:11,118 --> 00:23:14,380 Ron? Hi. It's me. 373 00:23:14,484 --> 00:23:18,348 It's really early. I guess you're sleeping. 374 00:23:18,452 --> 00:23:19,418 I'm not. 375 00:23:22,118 --> 00:23:23,913 Call me. 376 00:23:24,018 --> 00:23:25,745 Bye. 377 00:23:31,886 --> 00:23:34,351 Message deleted. 378 00:23:34,886 --> 00:23:37,646 And there are no poor people in heaven? 379 00:23:37,852 --> 00:23:39,408 Poor people? 380 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:42,145 Everyone in heaven has a limo. 381 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,844 And who drives their limos? 382 00:23:44,953 --> 00:23:46,441 All sorts of people. 383 00:23:46,553 --> 00:23:49,747 Especially foreigners without visas. 384 00:23:49,853 --> 00:23:52,819 And the houses? How do the houses look? 385 00:23:52,987 --> 00:23:56,146 Have you ever been to the Sunshine Coast? 386 00:23:56,253 --> 00:23:57,014 No. 387 00:23:57,119 --> 00:23:58,346 Well, you must. 388 00:24:00,154 --> 00:24:01,813 It's something else. 389 00:24:01,988 --> 00:24:03,180 And heaven? 390 00:24:03,287 --> 00:24:06,684 Exactly like the Sunshine Coast. 391 00:24:06,788 --> 00:24:09,686 To be honest, that's a bit disappointing. 392 00:24:10,088 --> 00:24:12,679 That's because you've never been there. 393 00:24:12,788 --> 00:24:16,152 And the people? Are they lonely? 394 00:24:16,254 --> 00:24:18,220 It's a real shame you don't have doughnuts. 395 00:24:18,321 --> 00:24:19,751 The cookies aren't tasty? 396 00:24:19,854 --> 00:24:21,376 Tasty? 397 00:24:21,488 --> 00:24:23,147 Tasty? It's not a matter of taste. 398 00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:25,118 It's a matter of volume. 399 00:24:25,221 --> 00:24:27,311 Do you want me to go get doughnuts? 400 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:31,285 No, I wouldn't want to impose. I'll go. 401 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:33,547 Would you happen to have 5 bucks? 402 00:24:33,655 --> 00:24:36,246 Maybe 10. I'll get cigarettes, too. 403 00:24:41,855 --> 00:24:44,320 And you'll be right back? 404 00:24:44,523 --> 00:24:47,682 - So help me God. - When will you be back? 405 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:50,221 In a while. I have some errands to run. 406 00:24:50,323 --> 00:24:51,311 Good deeds and such? 407 00:24:52,489 --> 00:24:54,113 Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 408 00:24:55,489 --> 00:24:57,216 Next time you try to pull off something like this, 409 00:24:57,322 --> 00:24:59,447 I'll see to it that you get fired. 410 00:24:59,557 --> 00:25:02,250 Come on, Sammy. The man was blind. 411 00:25:02,357 --> 00:25:03,686 How could I take his TV? 412 00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:06,688 Fuck him! He's blind! He doesn't need a TV. 413 00:25:07,223 --> 00:25:09,245 Okay, man. My mistake. 414 00:25:09,357 --> 00:25:12,550 Lenny, if you want to be a professional... 415 00:25:12,757 --> 00:25:13,585 Okay, I got it. 416 00:25:13,690 --> 00:25:15,712 - You know what your problem is? - Hi, Lenny. 417 00:25:16,957 --> 00:25:18,320 Who the fuck are you? 418 00:25:18,425 --> 00:25:19,413 It's my brother. 419 00:25:19,524 --> 00:25:21,456 You said he could come try out with us today. 420 00:25:21,557 --> 00:25:26,216 - Hi. I'm Dave. - Did I say that? 421 00:25:27,124 --> 00:25:30,453 Now, where does this loser live? 422 00:25:30,558 --> 00:25:32,115 I hope it's not someone we know. 423 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:36,616 Hey, do you know where Marcus Portman lives? 424 00:25:36,724 --> 00:25:39,485 Do you have a light? 425 00:25:39,592 --> 00:25:41,921 - And a cigarette? - Huh? 426 00:25:42,025 --> 00:25:44,150 Give me a cigarette, and I'll tell you where he lives. 427 00:25:44,259 --> 00:25:46,657 And if I didn't have cigarettes, you wouldn't tell me? 428 00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:50,416 Wow, you're the sharpest tool in the shed! 429 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,656 - Menthol? What are you? A woman? - Give it back! 430 00:25:53,759 --> 00:25:55,247 Hey, hey, chill out, Sammy. 431 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:56,221 It's not worth it. 432 00:25:56,325 --> 00:25:58,586 Yeah, Fatso. Listen to your friend. 433 00:25:58,692 --> 00:26:00,782 Hey, kid, do you have a real cigarette? 434 00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:01,617 Sorry. 435 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:05,124 Next time we meet, it'll be in your living room. 436 00:26:05,225 --> 00:26:07,713 I'll repossess stuff you didn't even know you had. 437 00:26:07,827 --> 00:26:12,259 I'll peel off your bathroom's ceramic, tile by tile, you hear? 438 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,552 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 439 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,915 Hey, look, Sammy. Portman, 6B. 440 00:26:23,628 --> 00:26:24,991 Who is it? 441 00:26:28,727 --> 00:26:31,318 Shit, it's like smoking chewing gum. 442 00:26:34,728 --> 00:26:37,591 - Am I right? - Mm? 443 00:26:47,161 --> 00:26:50,320 Do you know this man? 444 00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:54,057 Didn't I tell you not to talk to strangers? 445 00:26:56,162 --> 00:26:57,684 Are you listening? 446 00:26:57,796 --> 00:27:02,524 And throw that away, Zack. It's dirty. 447 00:27:10,395 --> 00:27:14,293 So, you got yourself in big trouble, huh? 448 00:27:14,396 --> 00:27:17,294 Not me. A friend. I cosigned his loan. 449 00:27:17,396 --> 00:27:19,362 A cosigner? 450 00:27:19,463 --> 00:27:22,053 Man, you are in big trouble. 451 00:27:22,531 --> 00:27:24,758 - Do you mind? - No, no, no. Help yourself. 452 00:27:24,863 --> 00:27:25,954 Dave? 453 00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:28,324 There's also fruit in the bottom drawer. 454 00:27:28,430 --> 00:27:31,521 Eat some. It'll make the fridge lighter on the way down. 455 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:35,163 Oh, that's very kind. I hadn't thought of that. 456 00:27:35,264 --> 00:27:36,990 Oh, it's flat. 457 00:27:37,097 --> 00:27:38,027 Coke? 458 00:27:38,130 --> 00:27:39,618 Can't you see I'm working? 459 00:27:39,998 --> 00:27:42,588 How many inches is the screen? 460 00:27:42,697 --> 00:27:43,821 Screen? 461 00:27:43,931 --> 00:27:45,157 - Which screen? - The TV screen. 462 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:46,854 In the box in the living room. 463 00:27:47,598 --> 00:27:51,029 22 inches, but you can't take it. It's not mine. 464 00:27:51,131 --> 00:27:53,461 It's a gift for my father. He's turning 80. 465 00:27:53,564 --> 00:27:55,859 Did you buy it? 466 00:27:55,964 --> 00:27:57,952 Yes, I did, but... 467 00:27:58,064 --> 00:28:01,552 My friend, if you can't pay your debts, don't buy presents. 468 00:28:01,665 --> 00:28:04,358 Excuse me. It's Mr. Portman's dad's birthday. 469 00:28:04,466 --> 00:28:06,363 Shut up. 470 00:28:06,466 --> 00:28:08,125 Lenny, how about you move your ass 471 00:28:08,232 --> 00:28:10,526 and start taking things down to the truck? 472 00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,799 Maybe you can get your dad a book about the meaning of life, instead. 473 00:28:24,900 --> 00:28:26,694 I just ordered one. 474 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:28,992 They're not as expensive as you'd think. 475 00:28:30,033 --> 00:28:33,227 Can you please come with me to the living room? 476 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,559 What's this? 477 00:28:37,866 --> 00:28:40,058 It's my magic trunk. 478 00:28:42,801 --> 00:28:45,596 Right! I knew you were familiar! 479 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:47,130 You're Marcus Pokus. 480 00:28:47,233 --> 00:28:50,630 You were on that TV show with the curly-haired guy and the dog. 481 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,560 Tulip! Woof! 482 00:28:55,301 --> 00:28:58,357 Oh, they're here. Thank you. 483 00:28:58,468 --> 00:29:00,160 - Hey! - Hey. 484 00:29:00,368 --> 00:29:02,197 This isn't my microwave. 485 00:29:02,301 --> 00:29:04,766 I bet yours is much nicer. 486 00:29:04,967 --> 00:29:07,159 Are you from Samson Movers? 487 00:29:07,368 --> 00:29:08,958 Sorry. 488 00:29:09,168 --> 00:29:10,532 I can't believe how late they are. 489 00:29:10,635 --> 00:29:13,362 Yeah. Never trust movers. 490 00:29:13,569 --> 00:29:15,228 And repossessors? 491 00:29:15,335 --> 00:29:17,300 We're always on time. 492 00:29:19,135 --> 00:29:19,964 What do you think you're doing? 493 00:29:20,068 --> 00:29:21,465 Alla shazam! 494 00:29:21,669 --> 00:29:24,362 Alla shazoom! 495 00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:29,029 Wow! 496 00:29:29,136 --> 00:29:31,863 You bring that TV back right away, you hear?! 497 00:29:32,069 --> 00:29:34,261 I've already made out a receipt for it! 498 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:41,795 - What's your name? - Dave. 499 00:29:41,903 --> 00:29:44,664 Keep an eye on this creep. I'm going to the police. 500 00:29:44,770 --> 00:29:49,566 If anything else disappears, write it down. 501 00:29:51,969 --> 00:29:53,491 With the unicorn? 502 00:29:53,604 --> 00:29:56,035 No, I haven't seen that one, 503 00:29:56,137 --> 00:29:57,999 but from the second I saw you, 504 00:29:58,104 --> 00:30:00,967 I could tell that you were a supermodel. 505 00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:02,036 I better call again... 506 00:30:02,137 --> 00:30:04,694 ...to find out where my stuff is. 507 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,995 - Can I have your number? - My number? 508 00:30:08,271 --> 00:30:09,963 You don't even know my name. 509 00:30:10,070 --> 00:30:12,729 I was gonna call you and ask you what your name is. 510 00:30:12,837 --> 00:30:14,133 I want to see him laugh 511 00:30:14,371 --> 00:30:16,064 when his cell mate decides he needs a wife. 512 00:30:16,171 --> 00:30:17,796 Hey, Sammy, have you met...? 513 00:30:17,905 --> 00:30:19,768 Well, you'll have to call to find out. 514 00:30:19,871 --> 00:30:21,860 Come on. We're going to the police. 515 00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:23,669 Wait! Sammy! 516 00:30:25,672 --> 00:30:29,331 Oh, mate, this is going to take us all day! 517 00:30:31,405 --> 00:30:33,462 - Jeez, what's in this thing? - Buggered if I know. 518 00:30:36,172 --> 00:30:38,535 Lenny! 519 00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:59,530 Wanna see a cool trick? 520 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,070 Drazan, I told you a thousand times... 521 00:31:01,274 --> 00:31:03,035 fart torching is very dangerous. 522 00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:06,129 No, no, something else. 523 00:31:29,808 --> 00:31:31,638 That's a good one! 524 00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:34,103 Shh. 525 00:31:36,908 --> 00:31:39,806 - Hello? - Hi, I'm calling about the car. 526 00:31:39,909 --> 00:31:42,704 Sorry. Wrong number. 527 00:31:42,809 --> 00:31:44,239 Oh, sorry. Thanks. 528 00:31:44,341 --> 00:31:46,932 You're welcome. Bye. 529 00:31:47,742 --> 00:31:50,004 Ha ha! You thought it was her. 530 00:31:50,109 --> 00:31:52,404 Don't be an ass. 531 00:31:52,509 --> 00:31:56,100 Fuck her! You got us. 532 00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:57,702 Here you go. 533 00:31:57,943 --> 00:31:59,874 Wish your dad a happy birthday for me. 534 00:31:59,975 --> 00:32:01,964 Thanks. 535 00:32:04,543 --> 00:32:05,566 Hey, Marcus! 536 00:32:13,509 --> 00:32:15,134 Alla shazam! 537 00:32:15,244 --> 00:32:17,232 Alla shazoom! 538 00:32:22,111 --> 00:32:24,099 Excuse me, do you know where Dave Peck lives? 539 00:32:24,211 --> 00:32:24,938 I'm Dave. 540 00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,531 Sign here, please. 541 00:32:31,510 --> 00:32:32,498 Thanks. 542 00:32:58,678 --> 00:33:00,405 Wow. 543 00:33:05,213 --> 00:33:07,405 Wow. 544 00:33:14,647 --> 00:33:16,044 You know what this book is? 545 00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:18,906 Fuck off! 546 00:33:27,547 --> 00:33:29,706 Thanks, Dad. 547 00:34:29,683 --> 00:34:31,773 It's so simple. 548 00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:36,878 Dad, I read the book. 549 00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:38,276 What book? 550 00:34:38,383 --> 00:34:40,611 Why are you back so early? 551 00:34:40,717 --> 00:34:43,876 The book about the meaning of life. 552 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:45,879 What's so funny? 553 00:34:45,983 --> 00:34:47,949 That people always think that there's just one meaning 554 00:34:48,051 --> 00:34:50,778 when actually there are six. 555 00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:53,974 Dave... look at me. 556 00:34:54,618 --> 00:34:55,708 Did they fire you? 557 00:34:55,818 --> 00:34:57,147 I don't think so. 558 00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:58,408 Maybe. 559 00:34:59,818 --> 00:35:01,147 Why? What did you do? 560 00:35:01,251 --> 00:35:03,341 Nothing. I helped this guy from the sixth floor. 561 00:35:03,451 --> 00:35:04,542 Mr. Pokus. 562 00:35:04,652 --> 00:35:06,947 And that's why they fired you? 563 00:35:07,051 --> 00:35:08,573 Don't lie to me. 564 00:35:08,819 --> 00:35:11,182 You know, the book says that people never lie. 565 00:35:12,252 --> 00:35:14,308 It's just that sometimes reality... 566 00:35:14,418 --> 00:35:17,281 Stop that, all right? Stop it! 567 00:35:17,386 --> 00:35:18,817 Where's Lenny? 568 00:35:18,919 --> 00:35:20,942 I think he went to the police. 569 00:35:21,052 --> 00:35:22,483 The police? Is he in trouble? 570 00:35:22,585 --> 00:35:23,414 No, no. 571 00:35:23,519 --> 00:35:28,417 It's just that he went with his boss to press charges against Mr. Pokus. 572 00:35:28,519 --> 00:35:30,677 Pokus? That's the guy you helped. 573 00:35:30,885 --> 00:35:32,214 Yes. 574 00:35:32,386 --> 00:35:35,080 - Dave, did you do anything illegal? - Maybe. 575 00:35:35,186 --> 00:35:36,277 Maybe?! 576 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:37,715 No, it's nothing like that... 577 00:35:37,886 --> 00:35:39,215 I don't think I wanna hear anymore. 578 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,444 But... 579 00:35:40,554 --> 00:35:42,917 I'm gonna take a shower. 580 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:52,909 I'm bored. 581 00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:53,849 Why? 582 00:35:53,953 --> 00:35:59,817 Now that you've put the queens down, it's starting to get intriguing. 583 00:36:00,021 --> 00:36:01,214 I'm depressed. 584 00:36:01,321 --> 00:36:02,878 Do you want a cup of tea? 585 00:36:02,987 --> 00:36:06,282 I want something exciting to happen! 586 00:36:11,155 --> 00:36:12,347 Hello. 587 00:36:12,455 --> 00:36:13,613 Good evening. 588 00:36:13,721 --> 00:36:14,846 I'm calling for Quick-Pulse Surveys. 589 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:17,443 Do you have the time to answer a few questions for me? 590 00:36:17,855 --> 00:36:18,843 Go for it. 591 00:36:19,088 --> 00:36:21,383 Assuming there is no substantial price difference, 592 00:36:21,488 --> 00:36:24,386 would you prefer an o zone-safe product? 593 00:36:24,489 --> 00:36:26,148 No. 594 00:36:26,255 --> 00:36:27,481 Are you in any way biased 595 00:36:27,588 --> 00:36:30,418 against cosmetic companies who experiment on animals? 596 00:36:30,622 --> 00:36:32,281 No. 597 00:36:32,389 --> 00:36:36,344 Would you consider boycotting a company that operates sweatshops? 598 00:36:36,456 --> 00:36:37,887 Guess. 599 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:38,885 No? 600 00:36:38,989 --> 00:36:44,012 Oh, baby, baby, you must be the quickest jumping-bean in the race. 601 00:36:44,123 --> 00:36:46,089 Thank you. 602 00:36:46,190 --> 00:36:47,814 I just have two more questions. 603 00:36:47,923 --> 00:36:50,218 I have a question for you. 604 00:36:50,323 --> 00:36:54,449 If I stopped eating meat, would you hide my salami? 605 00:37:00,824 --> 00:37:03,381 I'm feeling a little better. 606 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:06,215 Who is it? 607 00:37:06,323 --> 00:37:09,585 - It's me. - Lenny! 608 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:16,490 What's your name, kid? 609 00:37:16,591 --> 00:37:21,784 I'm sorry. I'm not allowed to talk to strangers. 610 00:37:31,858 --> 00:37:33,619 Nice flowers, huh? 611 00:37:33,725 --> 00:37:35,713 Who are they for? 612 00:37:35,825 --> 00:37:38,018 Oh, this model. First date. 613 00:37:38,392 --> 00:37:40,255 Model? 614 00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:43,722 It's like a girl... 615 00:37:44,525 --> 00:37:46,354 ...only prettier. 616 00:37:58,626 --> 00:38:01,284 Oh, Uni years are the best! 617 00:38:01,393 --> 00:38:03,052 It's all downhill from there. 618 00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:07,413 That's why you have to be extra careful not to graduate. 619 00:38:07,527 --> 00:38:09,856 I never finished. 620 00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,754 I'm missing a couple of courses. 621 00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:14,258 I told you... he's the man! 622 00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:19,018 First-year Engineering and... something else. 623 00:38:19,127 --> 00:38:22,889 Engin-eer-ing. 624 00:38:22,994 --> 00:38:25,016 We've got a mid-semester exam tomorrow. 625 00:38:25,127 --> 00:38:26,353 We better go study. 626 00:38:26,461 --> 00:38:30,722 Engin-eer-ing. 627 00:38:30,828 --> 00:38:32,794 You'll be back tomorrow, right? 628 00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:37,758 You bring the beer, we'll bring more beer. 629 00:38:37,961 --> 00:38:39,859 No, I don't know what the meaning of life is, 630 00:38:39,961 --> 00:38:43,290 but whatever it is, it's not about getting your big brother into trouble. 631 00:38:43,395 --> 00:38:43,951 I didn't... 632 00:38:44,062 --> 00:38:45,322 Sure, you didn't. 633 00:38:45,428 --> 00:38:46,723 You should have seen Sammy with the cops. 634 00:38:46,829 --> 00:38:49,124 He didn't even have the receipts to file charges. 635 00:38:49,228 --> 00:38:51,660 - And who had the receipts? - Listen, Lenny, you're... 636 00:38:51,762 --> 00:38:54,285 Look, I know you're a good person, 637 00:38:54,395 --> 00:38:59,554 but getting fucked over by a good person hurts just the same. 638 00:39:04,029 --> 00:39:10,518 How can I stay mad at someone who makes such good cheesecake? 639 00:39:10,629 --> 00:39:12,118 Dad isn't talking to me. 640 00:39:12,296 --> 00:39:14,023 He's been in the shower over an hour now. 641 00:39:14,129 --> 00:39:15,458 Don't worry. 642 00:39:15,563 --> 00:39:19,290 One bite of this wondercake, and he'll forgive you. 643 00:39:19,864 --> 00:39:20,830 You're not gonna finish it? 644 00:39:20,931 --> 00:39:22,487 I'm supposed to have dinner in 15 minutes. 645 00:39:22,597 --> 00:39:24,085 - How do I look? - Good. 646 00:39:24,197 --> 00:39:25,992 Good enough for a supermodel? 647 00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:30,757 Think positive. 648 00:39:30,864 --> 00:39:32,056 Okay, I'm leaving. 649 00:39:32,164 --> 00:39:34,186 Hey, you can't go before you hear the meaning of life! 650 00:39:34,964 --> 00:39:36,429 Hear it? 651 00:39:36,530 --> 00:39:40,519 I'm on my way to meet it. 652 00:40:07,598 --> 00:40:10,155 It's 30 seconds to full time. 653 00:40:10,265 --> 00:40:12,730 The Socceroos are trailing 3-4. 654 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,093 All eyes are to Soccer Jack. 655 00:40:15,998 --> 00:40:18,930 He's stealing the ball, passing two defenders. 656 00:40:19,033 --> 00:40:20,657 Jack is nearing the goal. 657 00:40:20,767 --> 00:40:21,858 The crowd jumps to its feet! 658 00:40:21,966 --> 00:40:23,261 Will he do it? 659 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:26,426 Time for bed, Zacky. 660 00:40:54,068 --> 00:40:55,034 Hello? 661 00:40:55,534 --> 00:40:56,090 Good evening. 662 00:40:56,201 --> 00:40:57,723 I'm calling for Quick-Pulse Surveys. 663 00:40:57,835 --> 00:41:00,857 Do you have the time to answer a few questions for me? 664 00:41:00,968 --> 00:41:01,728 Sure. 665 00:41:01,835 --> 00:41:03,664 What is your current job? 666 00:41:03,868 --> 00:41:05,528 I'm unemployed at the moment. 667 00:41:05,634 --> 00:41:07,259 How would you define your current mood? 668 00:41:07,367 --> 00:41:10,265 Excellent, good, neutral, bad, or awful? 669 00:41:10,368 --> 00:41:12,856 Oh... 670 00:41:12,968 --> 00:41:14,093 I guess I'm okay. 671 00:41:15,036 --> 00:41:17,126 Okay? 672 00:41:17,235 --> 00:41:19,258 So, I'm putting down "good." 673 00:41:19,368 --> 00:41:22,765 Is there a job you would prefer to your current job? 674 00:41:22,869 --> 00:41:24,232 I'm unemployed. 675 00:41:24,435 --> 00:41:26,730 Right. I'm sorry. 676 00:41:26,936 --> 00:41:29,527 What job would you like to have? 677 00:41:29,636 --> 00:41:31,930 I wanted to work as a phone surveyor. 678 00:41:32,403 --> 00:41:35,857 I said I was sorry. No need to be sarcastic. 679 00:41:36,036 --> 00:41:37,002 No, really. 680 00:41:37,102 --> 00:41:39,432 I had a job interview a couple of days ago. 681 00:41:39,536 --> 00:41:42,001 But they said I wasn't qualified. 682 00:41:42,103 --> 00:41:44,534 Trust me, you wouldn't want this job. 683 00:41:44,770 --> 00:41:45,793 But why? 684 00:41:45,903 --> 00:41:48,062 I really like talking on the phone with people, 685 00:41:48,169 --> 00:41:50,032 asking them all sorts of questions. 686 00:41:50,137 --> 00:41:51,500 What's your name? 687 00:41:51,604 --> 00:41:52,262 Camille. 688 00:41:52,370 --> 00:41:54,200 Hi, Camille. I'm Dave. 689 00:41:54,736 --> 00:41:57,134 Camille... 690 00:41:57,238 --> 00:41:58,794 Can I ask you some more questions? 691 00:42:00,237 --> 00:42:03,566 Have you ever wondered about the meaning of life? 692 00:42:03,671 --> 00:42:04,727 You're funny. 693 00:42:04,838 --> 00:42:06,394 No, no, seriously. 694 00:42:06,505 --> 00:42:08,231 I discovered it in a book. 695 00:42:08,338 --> 00:42:09,598 It's very simple. 696 00:42:09,704 --> 00:42:12,635 It all began with the very first molecule. 697 00:42:12,737 --> 00:42:14,327 Listen, I would love to hear it, 698 00:42:14,438 --> 00:42:17,097 but if my supervisor catches me having a personal call, 699 00:42:17,205 --> 00:42:18,171 I'll get into trouble. 700 00:42:18,271 --> 00:42:22,862 But it's far from being personal. It applies to everyone. 701 00:42:22,972 --> 00:42:27,461 I guess, but I'm not sure she'll be able to make the distinction. 702 00:42:27,672 --> 00:42:29,695 It was nice talking to you. 703 00:42:29,805 --> 00:42:31,168 Bye. 704 00:42:32,672 --> 00:42:34,365 Bye. 705 00:42:36,105 --> 00:42:38,935 Ouch, ouch! Have mercy! 706 00:42:39,039 --> 00:42:41,937 Helga wins! You lose. 707 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,006 Another game? 708 00:42:43,106 --> 00:42:46,265 No, I need time to mourn the old guy. 709 00:42:46,372 --> 00:42:47,769 Something to drink? 710 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,930 Excellent idea. 711 00:42:51,140 --> 00:42:53,037 Helga is a grand champion. 712 00:42:53,140 --> 00:42:54,128 You must... 713 00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,167 So, you don't believe in solids, huh? 714 00:42:58,273 --> 00:43:00,636 I've been anorexic since childhood, 715 00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:02,569 but my contract with the agency 716 00:43:02,674 --> 00:43:05,037 prevents me from getting psychiatric help. 717 00:43:05,141 --> 00:43:07,197 Really? 718 00:43:07,308 --> 00:43:09,773 No. 719 00:43:09,874 --> 00:43:11,704 Helga is a grand champion! 720 00:43:11,874 --> 00:43:13,238 How do you like your steak? 721 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:14,771 Well-Done Steakhouse. 722 00:43:14,941 --> 00:43:16,702 Hi, it's Tanita Sparks calling. 723 00:43:16,807 --> 00:43:19,364 I'd like to order two Carnivore Supremes. 724 00:43:21,975 --> 00:43:25,737 Lenny was here. He says hi. 725 00:43:25,842 --> 00:43:29,739 He was on his way to a date. 726 00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:36,736 Want a piece of cheesecake to go with your coffee? 727 00:43:36,843 --> 00:43:40,331 Maybe later. 728 00:43:44,809 --> 00:43:47,036 More wonderful books from our publisher... 729 00:43:47,143 --> 00:43:49,540 Tired of spending a fortune on plumbers? 730 00:43:49,642 --> 00:43:52,165 Now you can swim like a dolphin. 731 00:43:52,376 --> 00:43:56,102 From an Olympic medalist and a world famous Norwegian zoologist... 732 00:43:56,210 --> 00:43:58,232 People won't listen to you? 733 00:43:58,410 --> 00:44:00,773 Your family, peers, and acquaintances 734 00:44:00,877 --> 00:44:02,706 don't understand you? 735 00:44:02,810 --> 00:44:04,400 We've got the solution! 736 00:44:04,577 --> 00:44:07,873 No more miscommunication with those who matter. 737 00:44:07,976 --> 00:44:10,533 For $9.99 only, 738 00:44:10,643 --> 00:44:15,166 you can become the most understood person on Earth. 739 00:44:24,611 --> 00:44:27,577 The panda is a devoted mother to her cubs, 740 00:44:27,744 --> 00:44:30,710 and Chin Chin is no different from her sisters in the wild. 741 00:44:30,811 --> 00:44:32,401 Dad? 742 00:44:32,512 --> 00:44:34,806 What? 743 00:44:35,578 --> 00:44:36,567 Nothing. 744 00:44:45,179 --> 00:44:48,406 I'm sorry, Ishmael. 745 00:45:00,112 --> 00:45:01,771 The steak... 746 00:45:01,879 --> 00:45:06,278 - What? - ...was overcooked. 747 00:45:06,379 --> 00:45:10,401 I was looking for a flaw in our date. 748 00:45:10,513 --> 00:45:13,535 It was almost perfect. 749 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:17,241 Almost? 750 00:45:17,346 --> 00:45:19,039 It's my fault. 751 00:45:19,147 --> 00:45:24,374 My skin... it's very sensitive to... stubble. 752 00:45:24,481 --> 00:45:27,412 Do you have a razor? 753 00:46:07,249 --> 00:46:09,908 Ready for school? 754 00:46:19,683 --> 00:46:21,444 Good morning. 755 00:46:21,550 --> 00:46:23,675 Good morning. 756 00:46:23,783 --> 00:46:25,578 Great cake. 757 00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:29,373 I'm sorry about yesterday. 758 00:46:29,484 --> 00:46:31,381 It's not your fault. 759 00:46:31,484 --> 00:46:34,507 Maybe you were right. 760 00:46:34,617 --> 00:46:36,639 You know, when I was in the army, 761 00:46:36,750 --> 00:46:38,977 my lieutenant used to say, 762 00:46:39,084 --> 00:46:41,549 "There's no such thing as a bad soldier, 763 00:46:41,717 --> 00:46:45,547 only a bad commander." 764 00:46:45,651 --> 00:46:48,276 I guess the same goes for fathers. 765 00:46:49,418 --> 00:46:53,213 - And husbands. - Oh, Dad. 766 00:46:53,318 --> 00:46:56,580 Raising you and your brother after your mother left me wasn't easy. 767 00:46:56,685 --> 00:46:59,582 But I'm not... I'm not looking for excuses. 768 00:46:59,685 --> 00:47:02,015 You did a great job. 769 00:47:02,117 --> 00:47:03,707 I look at you and your brother... 770 00:47:03,818 --> 00:47:07,272 both single, one unemployed, the other... 771 00:47:07,385 --> 00:47:09,873 I mean, I always say repossessing is a respectable job, 772 00:47:09,985 --> 00:47:13,849 but I wished higher for the both of you. 773 00:47:13,953 --> 00:47:17,885 Dad, you're not really looking at things from the right perspective. 774 00:47:17,986 --> 00:47:19,951 - Life is not about... - Yeah, yeah. What can you do? 775 00:47:20,053 --> 00:47:22,780 Your dad is old and foolish and late for work. 776 00:47:23,252 --> 00:47:25,740 I'll see you tonight. 777 00:47:33,752 --> 00:47:35,741 Go on. 778 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,149 This is my piggy bank. 779 00:47:38,253 --> 00:47:40,310 I don't know his name yet. 780 00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:45,011 Every time after I drink my milk, I get money to put in his back. 781 00:47:45,119 --> 00:47:49,141 He's nothing like my other toys. He's much calmer. 782 00:47:49,587 --> 00:47:53,780 He doesn't have batteries, and you can't fill him with water. 783 00:47:53,988 --> 00:47:57,920 Well, you can, but it's not a good idea. 784 00:47:59,155 --> 00:48:04,382 Dad says he's educational because this way I won't grow up to be a thug, 785 00:48:04,489 --> 00:48:08,421 but I think the coolest thing about him is his smile. 786 00:48:08,521 --> 00:48:11,180 Look. I'll show you. 787 00:48:11,288 --> 00:48:15,549 I put 50 cents in his back, and he smiles... like this! 788 00:48:18,455 --> 00:48:23,318 I put 20 cents in, and look... he smiles exactly the same! 789 00:48:25,456 --> 00:48:28,149 And now for the best part. 790 00:48:28,256 --> 00:48:33,586 I'm putting no money in at all, and... he's still smiling! 791 00:48:51,456 --> 00:48:54,615 Hey, Ron. Wait, wait! 792 00:48:57,823 --> 00:48:59,288 Do I know you? 793 00:48:59,390 --> 00:49:03,220 Lenny... Jim Peck's son. You live right next door to my dad. 794 00:49:03,324 --> 00:49:04,914 Have a cookie! 795 00:49:05,091 --> 00:49:07,989 All right. 796 00:49:12,291 --> 00:49:14,052 Wow. 797 00:49:14,158 --> 00:49:15,589 It does look weird. 798 00:49:15,692 --> 00:49:18,748 But what are you gonna do? 799 00:49:18,858 --> 00:49:22,017 My girlfriend, she, she likes me smooth. 800 00:49:22,124 --> 00:49:26,488 You know what they say... without love, you're nothing. 801 00:49:26,592 --> 00:49:28,080 You have a girlfriend? 802 00:49:28,192 --> 00:49:29,418 Fianc�e. 803 00:49:29,525 --> 00:49:31,684 - She's sexy? - She left me. 804 00:49:31,792 --> 00:49:34,849 You know what they say... 805 00:49:34,959 --> 00:49:38,050 ...good things never last. 806 00:50:33,761 --> 00:50:34,784 Hi there. 807 00:50:34,895 --> 00:50:35,883 If I can't come to the phone, 808 00:50:35,995 --> 00:50:39,586 it means I'm somewhere wonderful, doing something really, really fun. 809 00:50:39,695 --> 00:50:42,025 Leave me a message, and I'll tell you all about it, 810 00:50:42,128 --> 00:50:43,253 unless it's something really... 811 00:51:21,431 --> 00:51:22,487 Did you hear that? 812 00:51:22,597 --> 00:51:23,358 Hear what? 813 00:51:23,463 --> 00:51:25,951 How can you people stand living like this? 814 00:51:26,065 --> 00:51:26,689 Like how? 815 00:51:26,797 --> 00:51:28,387 Cooped up in these tiny flats, 816 00:51:28,498 --> 00:51:31,258 hearing what's going on with the neighbors. 817 00:51:31,364 --> 00:51:32,989 This is a good-size apartment. 818 00:51:33,097 --> 00:51:37,621 Wait till you see the open luxurious spaces in heaven. 819 00:51:37,798 --> 00:51:39,787 I don't mind small spaces, 820 00:51:39,898 --> 00:51:43,023 but do you think that I will get to see my wife there? 821 00:51:43,232 --> 00:51:45,129 Off the record, I don't think so. 822 00:51:45,232 --> 00:51:46,288 But why? 823 00:51:46,398 --> 00:51:47,522 I don't know. 824 00:51:47,632 --> 00:51:49,654 My wife went 10 years before me. 825 00:51:49,764 --> 00:51:51,821 And since then, I ate so much shit, I tell you... 826 00:51:51,932 --> 00:51:54,090 But I did my best to be a good person. 827 00:51:54,232 --> 00:51:55,720 I was sure she went to heaven. 828 00:51:55,832 --> 00:51:57,695 I had to do everything I could to join her, 829 00:51:57,798 --> 00:52:00,764 and then instead of getting to see her, I got a pair of wings 830 00:52:00,866 --> 00:52:03,798 and some perspective. 831 00:52:04,565 --> 00:52:06,587 It is somewhat small. 832 00:52:06,699 --> 00:52:09,859 Somewhat? It's tighter than a sardine's asshole. 833 00:52:12,867 --> 00:52:14,924 We can go up onto the roof if you want. 834 00:52:15,032 --> 00:52:17,463 The view is nice. 835 00:52:17,633 --> 00:52:21,725 I used to go up there with my wife to relax. 836 00:53:07,503 --> 00:53:10,128 What are you...? What are you thinking about? 837 00:53:10,235 --> 00:53:11,098 Work. 838 00:53:11,202 --> 00:53:15,134 You don't look like someone who's thinking about hauling a refrigerator. 839 00:53:15,503 --> 00:53:20,162 - You're thinking about me. - Yep, I was thinking about you. 840 00:53:20,269 --> 00:53:22,394 What about me? 841 00:53:24,070 --> 00:53:25,365 I don't have the words. 842 00:53:25,469 --> 00:53:26,798 I thought you always had the words. 843 00:53:26,903 --> 00:53:30,460 - Me too. - Let's start with the details, then. 844 00:53:30,570 --> 00:53:34,229 What's your favorite part of my body? 845 00:53:34,336 --> 00:53:35,893 Your eyes. 846 00:53:36,003 --> 00:53:39,561 - That's corny! - It's true. 847 00:53:43,071 --> 00:53:46,797 This isn't working. 848 00:53:56,238 --> 00:54:00,193 God, this city is ugly! 849 00:54:04,338 --> 00:54:05,702 What? 850 00:54:06,538 --> 00:54:09,333 You've never been to heaven, have you? 851 00:54:09,439 --> 00:54:12,132 Can you believe it? They sent me straight here. 852 00:54:12,339 --> 00:54:16,101 So, why did you say it was just like the Sunshine Coast? 853 00:54:16,205 --> 00:54:18,364 Because I've been to the Sunshine Coast. 854 00:54:18,471 --> 00:54:19,960 On my honeymoon. 855 00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:26,193 Even their tap water smells nice. Not like this skin rash of a city. 856 00:54:26,306 --> 00:54:29,430 But earlier you said it was nice up here. 857 00:54:29,540 --> 00:54:33,733 Earlier I had cucumbers on my eyes. 858 00:54:33,839 --> 00:54:35,737 Why don't you fly a little? 859 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:38,067 I bet it's very relaxing. 860 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,466 No. 861 00:54:39,573 --> 00:54:40,731 People might see me. 862 00:54:40,839 --> 00:54:41,600 Come on. 863 00:54:41,706 --> 00:54:46,297 I'd love to see you flying. Do it for me. 864 00:54:50,341 --> 00:54:54,500 That's fine. I bet you can't fly, anyway. 865 00:54:54,608 --> 00:54:56,665 Sure I can. 866 00:54:56,773 --> 00:55:00,398 I just don't want anybody to see me. 867 00:55:02,274 --> 00:55:04,000 Oh, look there! 868 00:55:04,174 --> 00:55:05,037 Hmm? 869 00:55:07,975 --> 00:55:10,032 So, what do you like about my eyes? 870 00:55:29,475 --> 00:55:32,100 You were great in Show and Tell. 871 00:55:32,208 --> 00:55:33,969 I wish I knew your name. 872 00:55:34,076 --> 00:55:36,268 Kweller! 873 00:55:41,675 --> 00:55:42,641 Oh! 874 00:56:09,577 --> 00:56:12,270 I heard you breathing on my answering machine, you know. 875 00:56:13,878 --> 00:56:15,434 You weren't home. 876 00:56:15,544 --> 00:56:21,375 You were out at... great places doing all sorts of fun things. 877 00:56:23,811 --> 00:56:27,368 That was just a message. 878 00:56:29,978 --> 00:56:32,967 I'm really sorry. 879 00:56:33,079 --> 00:56:35,839 I want to grow up. 880 00:56:35,945 --> 00:56:37,240 Don't. 881 00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:49,737 You've been very helpful, Sir. 882 00:56:49,846 --> 00:56:50,902 Can I go now? 883 00:56:51,013 --> 00:56:55,774 Sure. You had a rough day. 884 00:56:57,913 --> 00:57:01,276 Hey, buddy, can you spare some change? 885 00:57:02,813 --> 00:57:05,643 Go on, mate. 886 00:57:06,347 --> 00:57:09,609 Oh, good on you, Bill. 887 00:57:09,746 --> 00:57:11,768 Hey, wait! It's too much! 888 00:57:12,180 --> 00:57:13,770 Where are you going? 889 00:57:13,881 --> 00:57:16,142 Your driver's license... 890 00:57:16,248 --> 00:57:18,180 - Excuse me, Officer. - Yes, Sir. 891 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,837 I want to confess to the murder of... 892 00:57:20,947 --> 00:57:21,970 Murder? 893 00:57:22,146 --> 00:57:24,338 Wow, I don't even know his name. 894 00:57:24,448 --> 00:57:25,539 The angel? 895 00:57:25,647 --> 00:57:28,306 That's the thing. He wasn't really an angel. 896 00:57:28,414 --> 00:57:32,073 - He was just a liar with wings. - Whichever. 897 00:57:32,181 --> 00:57:34,409 He fell from the sky. Case closed. 898 00:57:34,515 --> 00:57:36,241 I pushed him. 899 00:57:36,348 --> 00:57:39,211 Sir, I've seen it a hundred times before. 900 00:57:39,315 --> 00:57:42,042 Whenever there's a corpse, someone always feels guilty. 901 00:57:42,147 --> 00:57:43,977 But I am guilty! 902 00:57:44,082 --> 00:57:46,673 Are you a believer, Sir? 903 00:57:47,249 --> 00:57:48,510 Yes. 904 00:57:48,615 --> 00:57:52,877 I'm sure that God forgives you. Have a good night. 905 00:58:21,550 --> 00:58:22,607 Careful, Kweller! 906 00:58:28,917 --> 00:58:30,246 You ready for bed? 907 00:58:30,451 --> 00:58:31,814 Ah, what are you drawing? 908 00:58:31,984 --> 00:58:36,177 That's you, me, and Mom on a boat trip. 909 00:58:36,284 --> 00:58:37,408 That's nice. 910 00:58:39,951 --> 00:58:42,508 Dad, you're making Kweller nauseous. 911 00:58:42,618 --> 00:58:45,312 He's not making any noise, Zacky. 912 00:58:45,417 --> 00:58:47,110 You know what that means? 913 00:58:47,218 --> 00:58:49,308 Tomorrow you'll get your Soccer Jack action figure. 914 00:58:49,417 --> 00:58:50,906 That's great, Dad. 915 00:58:51,018 --> 00:58:52,483 Just put Kweller down. 916 00:58:52,584 --> 00:58:57,073 You're making him feel bad. 917 00:59:02,719 --> 00:59:04,344 The big moment has arrived, Zacky. 918 00:59:04,885 --> 00:59:06,010 Are you excited? 919 00:59:06,118 --> 00:59:07,447 Sure. 920 00:59:07,552 --> 00:59:09,540 But what's the hammer for? 921 00:59:09,652 --> 00:59:13,641 Well, it's for you. Just be careful. 922 00:59:15,986 --> 00:59:17,247 Zack? 923 00:59:17,353 --> 00:59:19,182 I'm careful, Dad. 924 00:59:19,286 --> 00:59:21,012 - Well, break the pig open. - Kweller?! 925 00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,278 Kweller? 926 00:59:22,386 --> 00:59:24,079 Yeah. Go on. Break it. 927 00:59:24,254 --> 00:59:27,617 You deserve the doll. You worked hard enough for it. 928 00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:30,413 I don't want Soccer Jack. 929 00:59:30,520 --> 00:59:34,475 Kweller is good enough. 930 00:59:34,586 --> 00:59:35,813 You don't understand. 931 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:38,408 It's really okay. It's educational. 932 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:39,986 Come on. I'll break it for you. 933 00:59:40,088 --> 00:59:40,814 Dad! 934 00:59:40,920 --> 00:59:42,078 Yes, Zacky? 935 00:59:42,187 --> 00:59:44,415 50 cents tomorrow to put in his back, 936 00:59:44,587 --> 00:59:46,313 after the milk, 937 00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:47,885 and then we break him. 938 00:59:47,988 --> 00:59:49,715 Tomorrow. 939 00:59:49,821 --> 00:59:52,049 Another 50 cents. 940 00:59:52,153 --> 00:59:53,482 For a rainy day. 941 00:59:53,587 --> 00:59:55,109 Yes. 942 00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:58,085 A rainy day. 943 01:00:05,688 --> 01:00:08,654 Hey, you've reached Lenny's mobile. 944 01:00:08,754 --> 01:00:11,721 Yeah, the brand-new, shiny model with the car-gadget thing, 945 01:00:11,822 --> 01:00:13,311 so eat your heart out... 946 01:00:15,155 --> 01:00:17,553 Hey, it's Dave. 947 01:00:18,122 --> 01:00:22,555 It's after 8:00, and Dad isn't back from work yet. 948 01:00:22,655 --> 01:00:24,315 It's probably nothing. 949 01:00:24,422 --> 01:00:27,581 I bet he'll show up soon. 950 01:00:27,689 --> 01:00:31,246 Okay, give me a call when you get this. 951 01:00:31,357 --> 01:00:32,845 Bye. 952 01:00:40,056 --> 01:00:41,885 Someone left you a message. 953 01:00:41,990 --> 01:00:44,421 Uh-huh. 954 01:00:44,524 --> 01:00:45,989 What if it's important? 955 01:00:46,190 --> 01:00:49,179 It's not. 956 01:00:53,524 --> 01:00:55,922 I love touching you. 957 01:00:56,023 --> 01:00:59,217 Just like a baby's bottom. 958 01:01:06,558 --> 01:01:08,648 What? 959 01:01:09,292 --> 01:01:11,484 Nothing. 960 01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:14,288 Your eyelash. 961 01:01:16,124 --> 01:01:19,181 Then, make a wish. 962 01:01:25,992 --> 01:01:28,117 Lenny? 963 01:01:28,525 --> 01:01:30,047 Lenny, where are you? 964 01:01:30,158 --> 01:01:32,623 I'm in the bathroom. 965 01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,385 Don't worry, Kweller. 966 01:01:59,493 --> 01:02:01,924 It's only a tiny jump. 967 01:02:02,027 --> 01:02:05,891 We'll do it on the count of three. 968 01:02:05,994 --> 01:02:07,584 One... 969 01:02:09,394 --> 01:02:11,416 Three! 970 01:03:52,232 --> 01:03:55,198 Bye, Kweller. 971 01:03:56,599 --> 01:04:00,860 Pigs love parks, especially ones with lakes. 972 01:04:00,966 --> 01:04:03,363 You'll be happy here. 973 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,094 Dad? 974 01:04:39,201 --> 01:04:42,031 A package for Dave Peck. 975 01:04:42,135 --> 01:04:44,225 Thanks. 976 01:04:48,501 --> 01:04:49,966 - There you go. - Thanks. 977 01:04:50,068 --> 01:04:51,862 Have a nice day. 978 01:04:52,102 --> 01:04:53,658 Dear Valued Customer, 979 01:04:53,868 --> 01:04:56,891 Unfortunately, we are going out of business. 980 01:04:57,002 --> 01:04:58,797 Consequently, the book you've ordered, 981 01:04:58,968 --> 01:05:00,399 How to Make People Listen, 982 01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:02,763 has been out of print for a while. 983 01:05:02,868 --> 01:05:05,562 We're reimbursing you $9.99 984 01:05:05,669 --> 01:05:09,862 and sending you a copy of another of our wonderful books. 985 01:05:09,969 --> 01:05:13,492 Swim Like A Dolphin? 986 01:05:14,470 --> 01:05:17,128 Mr. Kweller, let me help you with that. 987 01:05:17,236 --> 01:05:18,667 Oh, thank you. 988 01:05:18,769 --> 01:05:20,235 Where are you going? 989 01:05:20,435 --> 01:05:23,026 I'm going to the Sunshine Coast. 990 01:05:23,136 --> 01:05:24,658 I'm sure you'll have a good time. 991 01:05:26,503 --> 01:05:28,264 Are you going to meet someone there? 992 01:05:29,137 --> 01:05:32,159 Maybe. Is everything okay with you? 993 01:05:32,371 --> 01:05:33,393 My dad's missing. 994 01:05:33,504 --> 01:05:35,696 Ah, I saw him yesterday evening. 995 01:05:35,803 --> 01:05:37,792 He gave his wallet to a homeless man. 996 01:05:37,904 --> 01:05:39,268 Did you see where he went? 997 01:05:39,371 --> 01:05:41,336 Towards the park. 998 01:06:26,806 --> 01:06:28,738 Dad! 999 01:06:29,406 --> 01:06:31,463 Hi, Dave. 1000 01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:34,305 Come sit next to your dad. 1001 01:06:34,407 --> 01:06:36,236 Feed the ducks. 1002 01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:38,862 You were here all night? 1003 01:06:38,972 --> 01:06:40,733 No, no, no. It was too cold. 1004 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:41,896 I slept in a tool shed, 1005 01:06:42,007 --> 01:06:43,631 and in the morning the gardener came. 1006 01:06:43,740 --> 01:06:45,365 He gave me some bread. 1007 01:06:47,474 --> 01:06:50,633 Are you okay? 1008 01:06:51,574 --> 01:06:53,972 I don't know. 1009 01:06:54,074 --> 01:06:56,631 I don't know. 1010 01:06:57,375 --> 01:07:00,466 I remember once your mom and I went to the park to feed the ducks. 1011 01:07:00,574 --> 01:07:03,971 It was so much fun. 1012 01:07:04,074 --> 01:07:05,733 And now I don't feel a damn thing. 1013 01:07:05,841 --> 01:07:10,966 - Well, maybe the ducks... - It's not the ducks. 1014 01:07:11,209 --> 01:07:14,038 It's everything. 1015 01:07:14,908 --> 01:07:20,841 You know, my office... 30 years, no windows. 1016 01:07:21,142 --> 01:07:23,471 I know life is supposed to be full of joy and sorrow. 1017 01:07:23,575 --> 01:07:26,200 It's just that the joy part... 1018 01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:28,501 Don't say that. 1019 01:07:28,608 --> 01:07:32,097 Let's just do something fun. 1020 01:07:32,509 --> 01:07:34,872 - Like what? - Anything! 1021 01:07:34,976 --> 01:07:38,839 There are a million fun things to do! 1022 01:07:38,943 --> 01:07:41,636 Name one. 1023 01:08:26,178 --> 01:08:28,803 Oh, Smoothies. 1024 01:08:29,778 --> 01:08:34,335 "Take the edges out of your life with Dr. Nabotny's revolutionary... 1025 01:08:34,445 --> 01:08:36,001 ...bone... 1026 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:39,703 ...removal system. 1027 01:08:42,779 --> 01:08:46,711 This almost painless technique will smooth..." 1028 01:08:46,812 --> 01:08:48,301 Painless? Ha! 1029 01:08:48,979 --> 01:08:50,535 I wouldn't say painless. 1030 01:08:50,646 --> 01:08:52,509 You're such a ninny, Max. 1031 01:08:52,613 --> 01:08:54,408 You're a tough motherfucker now, 1032 01:08:54,512 --> 01:08:57,535 but I bet when they took out your ribcage, you cried like a baby. 1033 01:08:57,646 --> 01:08:59,271 The skull is the worst. 1034 01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:02,676 They pull it through one of the nostrils, you know. 1035 01:09:02,780 --> 01:09:05,074 No, I didn't realize that, no. 1036 01:09:05,179 --> 01:09:06,940 If you're stressing out about the nostril bit 1037 01:09:07,047 --> 01:09:10,274 and you're not a cheap, whiny wuss, 1038 01:09:10,381 --> 01:09:13,176 you can pay a little extra, and they just zap it out with a laser. 1039 01:09:13,280 --> 01:09:15,542 - Hmm. - Yeah? 1040 01:09:16,613 --> 01:09:19,408 But even with the laser and everything, 1041 01:09:19,514 --> 01:09:22,911 why would anyone want to do that? 1042 01:09:25,481 --> 01:09:27,242 Love. 1043 01:09:28,581 --> 01:09:31,069 Back and forth, like a whip through the water. 1044 01:09:32,649 --> 01:09:35,206 Aw, son... 1045 01:09:35,982 --> 01:09:37,379 I don't think it's working. 1046 01:09:37,481 --> 01:09:40,879 No, Dad, I think you just need to loosen your knees 1047 01:09:40,981 --> 01:09:42,811 and breathe through the nose. 1048 01:09:43,015 --> 01:09:46,140 Come on. Try it. 1049 01:09:46,715 --> 01:09:48,840 Don't you have in one of these books of yours 1050 01:09:48,949 --> 01:09:51,437 something a little less physical? 1051 01:09:51,549 --> 01:09:54,140 Yeah, well, I have the one on the meaning of life. 1052 01:09:54,249 --> 01:09:56,713 I can read from it for you. 1053 01:09:56,815 --> 01:09:58,280 Oh. 1054 01:10:00,950 --> 01:10:03,973 Breathe through the nose. 1055 01:10:05,550 --> 01:10:08,516 - Wings? - Yes! 1056 01:10:08,616 --> 01:10:11,741 But he fell like a ton of bricks. 1057 01:10:11,850 --> 01:10:15,976 You would think someone with wings wouldn't have that problem. 1058 01:10:16,083 --> 01:10:17,673 You don't believe me? 1059 01:10:19,450 --> 01:10:23,712 Hon, can you get the cheese? 1060 01:10:25,084 --> 01:10:28,675 Oh, yeah. Those little matchboxes where you kept your eye drops 1061 01:10:28,784 --> 01:10:30,647 fell when I took the butter out. 1062 01:10:30,851 --> 01:10:33,408 - So I threw them away. - What, the beers? 1063 01:10:33,517 --> 01:10:35,107 No, not the beers, silly. 1064 01:10:35,218 --> 01:10:39,775 - The bottles you kept in the... - All three cases? 1065 01:10:39,884 --> 01:10:41,145 Aargh! 1066 01:10:42,418 --> 01:10:45,316 - The guys will kill me. - Which guys will kill you? 1067 01:10:45,418 --> 01:10:48,077 They were imported from Belgium. 1068 01:10:48,184 --> 01:10:51,082 Ron, I'm sure they weren't beers. 1069 01:10:51,185 --> 01:10:52,980 - They were eye drops. - How do you know?! 1070 01:10:53,084 --> 01:10:54,481 Did you taste them? 1071 01:10:54,585 --> 01:10:56,175 Ron, have you been smoking pot again? 1072 01:10:57,219 --> 01:10:59,809 One small joint. 1073 01:11:01,019 --> 01:11:05,508 A really... really small joint. 1074 01:11:10,553 --> 01:11:12,678 All three cases? 1075 01:11:12,853 --> 01:11:14,443 Yup. 1076 01:11:14,553 --> 01:11:17,678 And she really called you "a delusional fucker"? 1077 01:11:17,786 --> 01:11:22,548 - I've never seen her that angry. - One expensive lay. 1078 01:11:22,654 --> 01:11:24,119 I hope it was worth it. 1079 01:11:25,953 --> 01:11:28,646 Fuck the beers. At least now she's gone for good. 1080 01:11:28,754 --> 01:11:29,810 It calls for a party. 1081 01:11:30,353 --> 01:11:33,944 Hey D.J., put something good on! 1082 01:11:35,554 --> 01:11:37,713 Ooh, hmm. 1083 01:11:46,887 --> 01:11:48,547 Whoo! 1084 01:11:52,289 --> 01:11:55,448 - Oh, did you see that? - Yeah! 1085 01:11:58,756 --> 01:12:02,518 That wasn't bad! 1086 01:12:44,757 --> 01:12:49,189 - Hi. - Hi. 1087 01:12:50,790 --> 01:12:53,881 I missed you.