1 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:14,720 I once heard of a fish in the Arctic Sea that caught its own reflection in the 2 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:15,720 ice above. 3 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:21,960 At first, it intended to perfect itself, ramming its face into the ice. 4 00:01:23,620 --> 00:01:26,400 Then it became jealous of its shimmering scales. 5 00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:30,000 Then it tried to fuck itself. 6 00:01:32,260 --> 00:01:34,100 Then, it died. 7 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:39,700 Say to everything not to see your fishy self at all. 8 00:02:48,310 --> 00:02:49,310 What? 9 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:52,370 She's a pig, isn't she? 10 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:54,150 What do you reckon? 11 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:16,070 My dear, I never miss a wedding order. 12 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:21,310 We always appreciate your gimmicks, basket maker. 13 00:03:21,690 --> 00:03:24,010 Such fine works for our home of celebrations. 14 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:28,870 Now, be sure not to shake the eggs until it's the right time, baby, surely. 15 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:32,890 Lovely to transact with you, basket maker. 16 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:37,770 Do stop by my shop one of these days and we can outfit you with some fresh rags. 17 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:42,330 Tell you, body, one thing, Miss Taylor. 18 00:03:54,390 --> 00:04:00,790 I nearly threw this one back till I remembered that you'd be at market this 19 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:03,390 month. How are those Blackthorn books performing? 20 00:04:03,730 --> 00:04:05,330 Oh, killer. Best books I've had. 21 00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:08,130 You've got some sort of scheme going with the natural world, have you? 22 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:11,090 Mother Nature provides, I'm merely pointing it. 23 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:12,580 And with this today we affix the eternal heave. Together we bid thee, 24 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:17,520 Samantrothed, not to do the baddest thing, but to do instead that when she 25 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:18,519 is foolish. 26 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:20,520 To be good is good. 27 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:29,480 With this collar, I take thee as mine 28 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:30,900 due to my bride. 29 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:35,940 I accept this collar as a symbol of my lifelong duty. 30 00:06:00,780 --> 00:06:04,000 Man and woman become man and his wife. 31 00:06:36,099 --> 00:06:40,640 Friends and neighbours, as we bid the bottle water and my dear sister 32 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:44,820 blessings over their wedlock, we as well celebrate the contentment and 33 00:06:44,820 --> 00:06:46,760 satisfaction of the great tradition of marriage. 34 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:51,570 which steadies the foundation and buoys the spirit of our modest community. 35 00:06:52,250 --> 00:06:53,790 Not to mention as to the growth. 36 00:06:57,510 --> 00:07:02,590 May their contract be a beacon for all the young bucks and buckets to set their 37 00:07:02,590 --> 00:07:04,490 marital aspirations upon buckets. 38 00:07:04,810 --> 00:07:08,150 And in that spirit, maidens, come forward. 39 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:11,410 Whoever you will be the next to wear the matrimonial collar. 40 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,179 Well, that's fine. 41 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:35,220 No, that's not a good evening, love. 42 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:36,760 Touch your biggest toe. 43 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,520 Touch your biggest toe. It's off. 44 00:09:01,329 --> 00:09:02,750 Thank you, Doctor's daughter. 45 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,710 I mean, Taylor's wife. 46 00:09:05,130 --> 00:09:08,310 So then, Fisherwoman, you caught yourself a lover yet? 47 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:10,050 Ha ha ha, of course. 48 00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:12,570 Don't mean no offence, Fisherwoman. 49 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,550 But what fun's a purple egg? 50 00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:16,070 That's quite a surprise. 51 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:18,850 Love seems more burned than a prize. 52 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,490 Who said anything about love? 53 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:22,370 The ex-only premonition husband. 54 00:09:22,770 --> 00:09:24,030 Well, at least I spared some. 55 00:09:24,590 --> 00:09:26,110 Dishy maid in the stained face. 56 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:27,810 Oh, looky. 57 00:09:28,290 --> 00:09:29,770 There's skin under that mug. 58 00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:31,890 I was hoping you'd be half all right. 59 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,470 Yeah, that's right. Fixed face. 60 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:37,470 That should do. Hey, if you add some of that sweet, smelly water, you might even 61 00:09:37,470 --> 00:09:38,470 smell half all right. 62 00:09:38,530 --> 00:09:40,270 That's just spendy. Forget fragrance. 63 00:09:40,730 --> 00:09:43,610 Men just want somewhere warm and dry to eat and sleep. 64 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,630 You could fix up that old fish hut, wouldn't you? 65 00:09:45,950 --> 00:09:48,790 Sure, a fish hut. There's plenty warm and dry. 66 00:09:49,070 --> 00:09:50,070 Oh, sure. 67 00:10:03,699 --> 00:10:05,400 Thank you all for the wisdom. 68 00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,700 Better fuck off before the moon strikes. 69 00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:09,120 Keep it. 70 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,040 It's a funny tradition, isn't it? 71 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:13,380 The man's ex. 72 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:14,600 The marriage. 73 00:10:21,070 --> 00:10:23,230 Oh, my little bishop thingy. 74 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,460 I want you to make me a husband. 75 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800 A husband? 76 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:59,940 The concept is novel, and yet so manifestly 77 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:05,300 conspicuous. I'm astonished I have not yet commissioned myself with the task. 78 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:06,880 Hello. 79 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:12,500 But a gift in itself is not noble, nor lucrative. 80 00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:15,440 And where has... 81 00:13:15,850 --> 00:13:21,390 Have there ever been a more righteous endeavor than to turn the tables of 82 00:13:21,390 --> 00:13:27,830 fortune for an existence marred by tragedy, orphaned in innocence, 83 00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:34,910 left to fend for herself in a village of blind-eyed grout 84 00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:35,910 mills? 85 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,550 Scurry into your halls, Moles. 86 00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:43,790 Don't let the needs of a child disrupt you. 87 00:13:46,730 --> 00:13:48,650 What I'd hoped, though, had I been one of them. 88 00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:51,410 Perhaps not. 89 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:56,110 Though, I wasn't built for mothering that lone carrier for a bleeding, 90 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:59,010 weeping girl. No, my gift is my heart. 91 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:02,350 My ability to create an elegant person. 92 00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:04,630 In this case, a man. 93 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,670 But how did it be? 94 00:14:08,050 --> 00:14:10,430 The truth to be true, harmony. 95 00:14:14,380 --> 00:14:16,820 His character would be his own to choose, of course. 96 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,840 So am I. 97 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,300 But a simple master basket maker. 98 00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,020 Lend me your suit. 99 00:15:52,340 --> 00:15:56,740 I'm getting married in the morning, and I cannot go to church naked. 100 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,800 Yes, um... 101 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:12,520 This 102 00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:13,520 should cock fit. 103 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,200 Thank you. 104 00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:47,680 I drink in a room. 105 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,400 I'm getting married in the morning and I need to rest. 106 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:55,900 So, 107 00:18:56,540 --> 00:18:57,620 uh, that's the table. 108 00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,540 Um, the stove. 109 00:19:02,740 --> 00:19:08,880 Uh... It's only one bed. I didn't really think that through, but... 110 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,860 I can sleep on the stool. 111 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,560 I've done it before, so it's fine. 112 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,940 Oh yeah. 113 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,740 Approved. 114 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000 Oh. 115 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,620 The bed is broken. 116 00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:49,690 I heard that he's 10 foot tall, strong as a tree and just as hard. It's against 117 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:51,350 the gods, isn't it? To marry a tree. 118 00:22:51,630 --> 00:22:52,529 How did it go? 119 00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:53,750 Did he get good off at him? 120 00:22:54,350 --> 00:22:56,970 Does he have other bits to him? 121 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:58,630 Oh, does he talk? 122 00:22:59,330 --> 00:23:00,330 Is he rude? 123 00:23:00,350 --> 00:23:01,350 Is he kind? 124 00:23:03,450 --> 00:23:04,450 He's a wicker. 125 00:23:06,490 --> 00:23:07,490 Yeah. 126 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:35,880 our needs and privileges as saints. 127 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,840 Is it true, Miss Fish? 128 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:34,480 You've found someone to eat your bib and your bath? 129 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:36,600 You've been having dirty thoughts about me, Butcher? 130 00:25:37,380 --> 00:25:38,640 Whoa-ho-ho! 131 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,180 Yeah! I've got bib and I've got bath! 132 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,560 It's an odd sort of marriage, isn't it? 133 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,920 Not sighted or inverted. 134 00:25:51,380 --> 00:25:52,940 With her working, him not. 135 00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,720 So what happens then? 136 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,340 Without you. 137 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:06,230 I would never have seen the sun on the ocean or the clouds in 138 00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:07,850 the sky. 139 00:26:32,430 --> 00:26:34,130 I'll avoid the fire, of course. 140 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:38,330 What my timber name? 141 00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:41,550 My witty ox. 142 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:49,590 My soft-bodied female animal. 143 00:26:54,850 --> 00:27:01,490 Man and his wife. 144 00:27:36,169 --> 00:27:38,310 It's important to manage those. 145 00:27:38,830 --> 00:27:40,570 They're simple creatures, really. 146 00:27:40,830 --> 00:27:44,930 Just make sure they're left alone to do their work and fed and given the 147 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:45,929 occasional release. 148 00:27:45,930 --> 00:27:48,210 Do those three things and the ship will be your sister. 149 00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:51,870 You can't from this one. She knows all. Nobody shits in this village without her 150 00:27:51,870 --> 00:27:54,250 saying. So how many siblings have you? Well, 151 00:27:56,370 --> 00:27:59,130 my mother died in childbirth. I still have my sister's mother. 152 00:27:59,530 --> 00:28:01,010 My father somehow still remains. 153 00:28:01,510 --> 00:28:02,510 Maybe. 154 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,000 Only doctor in a day's journey. 155 00:28:05,780 --> 00:28:06,780 Unfortunately. 156 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:09,880 Oh, 157 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:28,980 look 158 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:32,760 here. We finally get to meet the... 159 00:28:33,290 --> 00:28:34,710 Rave de terror. 160 00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:38,750 Pardon our tardiness, Butcher. Have you collared your bride already? 161 00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:41,590 Yeah. She's a real kitten, this one. 162 00:28:42,170 --> 00:28:45,610 You should have a good look before I spoil her in a few hours. 163 00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:48,790 Just wishes, Butcher. 164 00:28:53,370 --> 00:28:54,010 Fucking 165 00:28:54,010 --> 00:29:00,390 spectacular. 166 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:10,750 We wanted to give felicitations. 167 00:29:11,470 --> 00:29:14,950 I'm your resident fisherman and this is my husband. 168 00:29:16,790 --> 00:29:20,890 May your marriage be as bold and affirming as ours. 169 00:29:22,690 --> 00:29:24,790 Thank you again for this suit. 170 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:29,510 My wife will compensate your husband with interest. 171 00:29:29,890 --> 00:29:30,890 Of course. 172 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:33,610 I mean, interest won't be necessary. 173 00:29:34,230 --> 00:29:35,870 The fish will run out, it all depends. 174 00:30:02,190 --> 00:30:03,190 Maybe the horn will help me. 175 00:30:44,680 --> 00:30:47,240 What's up? Keep ballin' and checkin' buddies too. 176 00:31:25,900 --> 00:31:26,900 That's me dancing. 177 00:32:34,570 --> 00:32:35,570 This is done, woman. 178 00:32:35,870 --> 00:32:37,830 Stop swaying like a bloody simpleton. 179 00:32:38,450 --> 00:32:40,330 Didn't want to dance with your hammy hips anyway. 180 00:32:42,330 --> 00:32:43,330 Embarrassed, eh? 181 00:33:02,090 --> 00:33:05,370 Oh, we should have wanted to celebrate that over the last time. 182 00:33:05,630 --> 00:33:08,990 Well, the effort ran, wouldn't it? She should now, but there's nothing to it. 183 00:33:09,590 --> 00:33:15,030 If a play is too much and put on the official manifesto, I should ask him to 184 00:33:15,030 --> 00:33:17,170 dance. Well, it's not up to the spectacle. 185 00:33:17,470 --> 00:33:19,670 You wouldn't, would it? 186 00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:21,450 You smashed it? 187 00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:23,350 No. 188 00:33:24,950 --> 00:33:26,670 She's doing it. She's doing it. 189 00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:30,310 You are the reason I live and breathe. 190 00:33:58,190 --> 00:33:59,190 Hmm. 191 00:35:13,070 --> 00:35:14,070 I've got buns in the oven. 192 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:16,250 What? 193 00:35:17,290 --> 00:35:18,290 The barbell cakes. 194 00:35:18,590 --> 00:35:19,590 The oven's full. 195 00:35:19,770 --> 00:35:20,770 Oh. 196 00:35:22,390 --> 00:35:23,390 What? 197 00:35:25,830 --> 00:35:28,470 I thought you were saying it was with buns. 198 00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:34,090 What? 199 00:35:34,910 --> 00:35:37,810 It sounds like you've got something you want to say about- Well, you'd have to 200 00:35:37,810 --> 00:35:39,710 have fucked me for that to have happened now, wouldn't you have? 201 00:35:40,610 --> 00:35:41,630 Care for cunt? 202 00:35:43,240 --> 00:35:44,078 Fish woman? 203 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,740 Uh, cod, you say? 204 00:35:46,700 --> 00:35:47,700 Are we feeding cod? 205 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:51,260 Also got bruh. 206 00:35:52,140 --> 00:35:54,380 What British broody dendron you got atop your head? 207 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,260 Is that a special occasion? 208 00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:57,920 I'm just fancying a bit of a garnish. 209 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:00,320 I thought that matched my frock. 210 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,640 So, where's your board you've got stuck under your booty, fish woman? 211 00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:07,080 Oh, thanks for noticing all my adornments today. 212 00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:09,360 That to bring equilibrium to your gait, then? 213 00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:11,080 Can't get nothing past you, Mrs Baker. 214 00:36:11,720 --> 00:36:13,440 Wait, would Corazban make me that little addition? 215 00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:15,960 Straighten me right out. 216 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,680 You know, that savings baggage one. 217 00:36:47,980 --> 00:36:48,980 Oh, yeah. 218 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,680 Did you see Fisherwoman's cottage's old fancy door? 219 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,660 What? It's a new roof, gardens all tidy. 220 00:36:58,540 --> 00:37:00,900 And do you remember how her door used to be crooked? 221 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,960 Well, that's fixed too. 222 00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:07,860 I'll have to wash it. 223 00:37:08,380 --> 00:37:10,080 Did you finish? Yeah. 224 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,980 Yeah? Yeah. 225 00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:26,988 What's this? 226 00:37:26,990 --> 00:37:32,150 It's a new concept of a cuff I've been musing on for gents. I'm not sure how 227 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:34,310 well it will be received, but I like it. 228 00:37:34,510 --> 00:37:36,210 Wow, this is a daring hue. 229 00:37:36,450 --> 00:37:38,070 Is it an order from my brothel? 230 00:37:38,630 --> 00:37:41,550 Oh, no, it's the fishwoman's commission. 231 00:37:41,790 --> 00:37:42,729 Would you believe it? 232 00:37:42,730 --> 00:37:43,730 It's what? 233 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:47,850 It's all your blarney about her dirty clothes must have really got to her. 234 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,500 It's a specimen. 235 00:38:00,020 --> 00:38:06,300 Taylor, I thought, with all your innovative designs, 236 00:38:06,740 --> 00:38:10,460 I thought I could travel to the city some weeks without the children. 237 00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:12,860 See if we can expand the outfit a bit. 238 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,940 You? Three days a journey alone and come back dead on a donkey. 239 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,080 Taylor. No, no. I mean, you'd be killed. 240 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:22,440 Yes, I understood you mean. It's a woman on a voyage alone. Well, it's not the 241 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:23,480 city. They're not the markets. 242 00:38:24,620 --> 00:38:28,200 I heard the tailor in Wills Jonesworth is elderly and has no successor. 243 00:38:28,460 --> 00:38:30,020 We do fine in the shop, don't we? 244 00:38:30,300 --> 00:38:32,460 Even got a bottle of an old hack. 245 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:35,680 Tailor. 246 00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:43,000 I'm not sure that the fisherwoman and her companion are drawing further 247 00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:45,200 attention to themselves than he. 248 00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:50,480 Further is very good for the village, you see. 249 00:38:52,279 --> 00:38:56,300 What vexes my plumb? You often say she needed trappings at work, Kate and 250 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,020 Fishcrats. Why would I care how she looks? 251 00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,300 Funny. 252 00:39:03,620 --> 00:39:04,840 Would you like a new dress? 253 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,800 Not much. 254 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,400 I do. 255 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:16,920 I do feel as though I could put to good use. 256 00:39:24,810 --> 00:39:28,750 It's just that, uh, tutoring is my thing. 257 00:39:30,690 --> 00:39:34,570 You do so well here, strutting about the village. 258 00:39:35,070 --> 00:39:39,210 Your beauty reminds everyone that they ought to do more with their appearances, 259 00:39:39,470 --> 00:39:43,090 and that in turn might lead them to desire a new person to follow. 260 00:39:45,770 --> 00:39:49,130 And then, of course, there's the house and the children and the washing and 261 00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:52,140 the... feeling it's all a harmonious balance and it works 262 00:39:52,140 --> 00:39:58,800 we honestly 263 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:04,540 meant to believe that you could love such a woman oh is she maybe how could 264 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:07,800 she love such a man either you know what i mean 265 00:41:00,430 --> 00:41:03,410 Here, the vinegar will stop the mold from rotting. 266 00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:19,670 Have you had that tackle 267 00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:20,670 a long time? 268 00:41:22,190 --> 00:41:24,790 Much of it was my parents. 269 00:41:26,490 --> 00:41:29,750 They took great care of their hooks and... 270 00:41:30,650 --> 00:41:33,150 lures and traps and so on, so they glanced. 271 00:41:35,770 --> 00:41:36,990 Where are they now? 272 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:39,750 They're not anywhere. 273 00:41:40,970 --> 00:41:46,430 My father died in an accident and then my mother ended her life shortly after 274 00:41:46,430 --> 00:41:47,430 that. 275 00:41:54,270 --> 00:41:55,530 They taught you well. 276 00:41:56,610 --> 00:41:57,730 So take care. 277 00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:34,620 Oh, 278 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:40,820 and we all owe a deep gratitude for that. 279 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:44,560 Gratitude. I'm a woman. 280 00:42:45,470 --> 00:42:49,530 All of a sudden, she's complaining that I don't say enough words to her. Words 281 00:42:49,530 --> 00:42:50,529 of gratitude. 282 00:42:50,530 --> 00:42:52,790 Words of passion. Words, words, words. 283 00:42:53,150 --> 00:42:54,430 I'm a man, not a minstrel. 284 00:42:55,010 --> 00:42:56,210 Or as for a flower. 285 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:58,750 Fuck me, what an eloquent rant. 286 00:42:59,050 --> 00:43:02,970 The missus might find herself satisfied if you could pillow talk as well as you 287 00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:06,210 complain. I shared my pillow with five little heifers. 288 00:43:06,530 --> 00:43:08,710 She wouldn't hear me over the endless melody of toots. 289 00:43:08,970 --> 00:43:11,610 Don't take on charmed mistakes around you, as I did. 290 00:43:15,390 --> 00:43:17,410 Come to think of it, why isn't a little wifey pregnant? 291 00:43:17,730 --> 00:43:18,730 It's been long enough. 292 00:43:18,870 --> 00:43:21,630 Could do with some extra bottle washers. Or one good one. 293 00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:27,010 Hey, fish rustling. You doing any home improvement this week? 294 00:43:27,530 --> 00:43:28,630 Making the rest of us a business? 295 00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:31,990 I'll be fixing the bed this afternoon. 296 00:43:32,590 --> 00:43:33,830 It broke again. 297 00:43:36,230 --> 00:43:37,750 What makes you want to deal with that, anyway? 298 00:43:38,430 --> 00:43:40,370 I mean, the fence, the doors, the roof. 299 00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:43,410 That's the way you're down with the nagging. Is that it? 300 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,220 It makes her happy. 301 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,640 And then I am happy. 302 00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:50,940 And then the bed needs to be fixed. 303 00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:57,520 Why don't you do a bit of roof-mixing yourself, bottle washer? 304 00:43:57,820 --> 00:44:00,100 Don't let your boner knock you off the ladder. 305 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:10,240 You know, you'd make quite an impression as your fucker. 306 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,000 The wives. 307 00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:15,620 They're all a flutter. 308 00:44:17,060 --> 00:44:19,640 And some bastard like you could have any cunny in the village, wouldn't even have 309 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:20,640 to throw down a penny. 310 00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:23,580 I bet they'd all spread their laps for you gladly. 311 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:24,859 Or my wife. 312 00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:25,860 Or my wife would. 313 00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:27,980 Seeing the way she looks at you. 314 00:44:29,980 --> 00:44:31,440 She's gagging for a solid blog. 315 00:44:34,300 --> 00:44:35,300 She's always at me. 316 00:44:35,980 --> 00:44:37,400 Why don't I ever want to stuff her muffin? 317 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,180 It's not like the great seductions come my way either, I tell you. 318 00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:42,900 It's a two-way path, it is. 319 00:44:43,790 --> 00:44:46,370 She can suck my pickle if she wants, get me going. All she does is bloody 320 00:44:46,370 --> 00:44:48,990 complain about how I don't take to her clam anymore. And then the tears start. 321 00:44:49,210 --> 00:44:52,510 What, do you think I'm going to feel lusty towards a crying bird with leaky 322 00:44:52,510 --> 00:44:54,230 nips? She doesn't even let me taste the milk. 323 00:44:58,130 --> 00:44:59,530 You should try. Don't she let you? 324 00:45:00,490 --> 00:45:01,950 I don't drink milk. 325 00:45:02,370 --> 00:45:03,370 You should try. 326 00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:05,050 Just to see. 327 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,720 She wants it. I know she does. 328 00:45:17,620 --> 00:45:18,620 She's still here. 329 00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:21,880 It's for my wife. 330 00:45:24,580 --> 00:45:25,980 It's for my wife! 331 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:27,200 Easy now. 332 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:39,380 Perhaps you should take your leave, Mr. Wickham. 333 00:46:11,020 --> 00:46:12,020 I do. 334 00:46:17,940 --> 00:46:19,060 God damn it, I do. 335 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,660 She's the mother of my muppets. 336 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:24,720 That's my partner in crime. 337 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:28,280 And her puppies are so soft. They are. 338 00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,260 They are so soft. 339 00:46:41,420 --> 00:46:42,420 You love your wife. 340 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,280 Fuck off. Fuck off. Yeah, fuck off. 341 00:46:45,680 --> 00:46:46,680 Fuck off. Fuck off. 342 00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,900 It's time to jam, Susan. 343 00:47:05,180 --> 00:47:06,180 Ouch. 344 00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,380 Howls of Pickenslow from Blackthorn. 345 00:47:10,339 --> 00:47:11,339 Yeah, jam. 346 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,200 We all love jam. Is that what you've come so close to tell me? 347 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,460 Well, sort of, to see how you are. 348 00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:18,300 To catch up. 349 00:47:19,420 --> 00:47:22,360 It's been a while since you've been married. I see so much has changed. 350 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,060 For the better, of course. 351 00:47:26,740 --> 00:47:28,540 Yeah, well, happy picking. 352 00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:30,720 Speaking of which, how's the marriage? 353 00:47:31,500 --> 00:47:32,500 Pardon my ask? 354 00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:33,720 Do you understand? 355 00:47:35,240 --> 00:47:36,640 I don't know, it's frightening. 356 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:38,280 Just have a chance. 357 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:40,260 Wait, just a chat, is it? 358 00:47:41,660 --> 00:47:44,100 Such a funny thing, navigating a new marriage. 359 00:47:46,660 --> 00:47:48,940 Shows your instinct to keep them close to home. 360 00:47:50,100 --> 00:47:51,100 Lots of trouble. 361 00:47:52,420 --> 00:47:56,320 Last night, just one imputation away from calamity. 362 00:47:57,540 --> 00:48:01,480 Things like I have work to do. I can't mind his matters. He has his days, I 363 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,820 have mine, and we have our nights. 364 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:08,170 So I only need to say that you and I are both... Of course not. We're both 365 00:48:08,170 --> 00:48:09,170 electronic. 366 00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:13,530 So easily drawn in. That's a bit pathetic, really. 367 00:48:14,310 --> 00:48:21,270 Perhaps if he wasn't so... ...present in their field of view... ...life might be 368 00:48:21,270 --> 00:48:22,910 easier. For you. 369 00:48:24,770 --> 00:48:25,770 For you. 370 00:48:31,390 --> 00:48:34,410 Do you remember when you were a girl? 371 00:48:35,180 --> 00:48:38,820 And you and the other youngers used to come and play down by the stream, get in 372 00:48:38,820 --> 00:48:39,820 the way of my rods. 373 00:48:40,700 --> 00:48:46,040 And there was one day, all the other little girls were taunting and teasing 374 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:49,360 this scrawny little boy, but you graciously invited him to play wedding 375 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,460 and to be your groom. 376 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:53,260 And you got your sister to be the collar girl. 377 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,820 And you even tried to get me to be the minister. You remember? 378 00:48:57,380 --> 00:49:00,260 I can't remember each of my childhood escapades. 379 00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:03,180 I was a proper bully though, I'm sure. 380 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:09,740 And after the vows, you told your young husband to drink the river water because 381 00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:12,080 it would make him magically grow up to be a man. 382 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:14,580 And you'd drink it and you'd become a woman. 383 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:17,260 But he didn't want to drink it. So he'd be striking you. 384 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:20,140 I'm forcing many boys to marry me. 385 00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:21,520 He didn't want to drink. 386 00:49:21,940 --> 00:49:24,780 So you held his head down under the stream. 387 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:28,420 And when it came up all blue in the face, I took him to your doctor, Daddy. 388 00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,660 And he was in bed for weeks. 389 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,040 That's where Montana Boy fell in. 390 00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:37,260 He died! 391 00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:38,660 Remember that? 392 00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:43,960 I mean, your daddy's doctrine didn't help, sure, but you've got to think it 393 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:47,060 might have been all that river water in his lungs what got him in, or at least 394 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:48,400 set him off in the first place. 395 00:49:54,600 --> 00:49:56,160 Oh, now I remember. 396 00:49:58,600 --> 00:49:59,600 I'm a murderer. 397 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:01,580 I've kind of forgotten. 398 00:50:02,570 --> 00:50:04,510 But I do appreciate your marriage advice, I do. 399 00:50:04,730 --> 00:50:06,990 You've always been a shining example to us all. 400 00:50:09,730 --> 00:50:11,630 You've become quite bold, haven't you, Vision? 401 00:50:12,510 --> 00:50:13,510 Since the marriage. 402 00:50:14,570 --> 00:50:17,050 Yes, I see a distinct change in you since you've become a wife. 403 00:50:18,470 --> 00:50:21,130 Listen, it seems you have the soundness of mind to hear this, so I'm just going 404 00:50:21,130 --> 00:50:22,130 to come out with it. 405 00:50:22,150 --> 00:50:24,050 I have some troubling revelations. 406 00:50:24,470 --> 00:50:28,750 You've got a story to be written. In fact, yes, I've spoken with some 407 00:50:28,750 --> 00:50:30,110 neighbours, trusted friends. 408 00:50:30,890 --> 00:50:34,750 And we've decided it would be in the front to conceal it from you any longer. 409 00:50:35,010 --> 00:50:36,430 See, what's happened is this. 410 00:50:36,650 --> 00:50:41,250 Your Wicca husband has apparently for some weeks now had engagements with some 411 00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:42,250 of the women in the village. 412 00:50:42,550 --> 00:50:45,970 Engagements and entanglements. Which he's fought them. 413 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:48,950 More than once. 414 00:50:50,490 --> 00:50:52,450 Women you and I are both familiar with. 415 00:50:53,850 --> 00:50:56,370 I won't name names, but I thought you should know. 416 00:51:09,420 --> 00:51:11,640 My landlord was something and his wheelbarrow flipped on me. 417 00:51:12,940 --> 00:51:14,320 Shall I fetch your father? 418 00:51:14,580 --> 00:51:15,660 No. No. 419 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:37,520 I've been watching tonight. 420 00:51:39,210 --> 00:51:43,290 With ambition of a stroll to the coast tomorrow, we gather cockles. 421 00:51:45,450 --> 00:51:47,710 Yeah, it would be good to take some cockles to market. 422 00:51:51,330 --> 00:51:52,330 Smoke some cockles? 423 00:51:53,290 --> 00:51:54,290 With fingertips? 424 00:51:56,850 --> 00:51:57,850 See the coast? 425 00:51:58,770 --> 00:52:00,050 That is, if uninvited. 426 00:52:01,170 --> 00:52:02,170 You are. 427 00:52:03,270 --> 00:52:04,770 We could carry twice the load. 428 00:52:05,670 --> 00:52:08,450 The load is always lighter when you are by my side. 429 00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,540 Bet you say that to all the girls. 430 00:52:16,540 --> 00:52:17,540 No. 431 00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:28,400 Have you spoken to any of the girls? 432 00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:33,040 Have I spoken to a girl? 433 00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:35,660 Then what? 434 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:38,300 I've spoken to some girls. 435 00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,480 The baker's girls were slapping rocks with rolls of leather in my direction. 436 00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:48,340 They told me the object of the game was to hit me with a rock. 437 00:52:49,220 --> 00:52:50,700 I said that was fine. 438 00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,260 Then I moved in such a way as to evade being hit, 439 00:52:55,400 --> 00:53:02,380 which they seemed to find quite funny. 440 00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:04,200 I continued to do it. 441 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:06,880 Sounds like a good game. 442 00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,720 Have you spoken to any of the wives as of late? 443 00:53:18,020 --> 00:53:21,600 I purchased a loaf of sourdough on your behalf. 444 00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:24,920 A pair of trousers on my own. 445 00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:28,580 I fixed a shoe and traded fish for tools. 446 00:53:29,660 --> 00:53:35,300 In each account, I had conversations with the men, and mostly due to 447 00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:36,900 proximity, their wives. 448 00:53:42,890 --> 00:53:45,470 I had a fascinating conversation about the baker's wife. 449 00:53:45,810 --> 00:53:48,390 She makes milk from her breast. 450 00:53:49,050 --> 00:53:51,310 But it's not enough to feed her husband. 451 00:53:51,930 --> 00:53:54,390 And that seems to cause him distress. 452 00:53:58,650 --> 00:54:00,670 He asked if I might fuck her. 453 00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:03,110 Did he fuck? 454 00:54:04,990 --> 00:54:06,910 He may have been reciting a poem. 455 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:14,920 He also talked of a path going in two directions, which is a fascinating way 456 00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:15,920 to think of a path. 457 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:23,140 Of course, it is true that on a path, one may walk to and fro, but it hadn't 458 00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:28,240 occurred to me that it may be intrinsic to the path itself, to be both. 459 00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:40,480 I suppose it's the path taker who decides whether they are going away or 460 00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:42,300 going towards. 461 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:51,380 His garments are washing. They're going to catch mildew overnight, so you might 462 00:54:51,380 --> 00:54:53,120 as well rest. I'll talk to you again in the morning. 463 00:54:56,260 --> 00:54:57,260 I see. 464 00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:02,240 There goes a crown of lamb, soup of goose, wine, and a side of Tartarus. 465 00:56:02,580 --> 00:56:03,580 Join me in the platter. 466 00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:04,920 Lovely. 467 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:08,280 Father, 468 00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:11,460 the mother washes over in his foot. 469 00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:12,900 Well, it's my birthday. 470 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,460 Don't bleed on my marble, washer. 471 00:56:21,970 --> 00:56:25,730 What have you done to yourself, sir? I was replacing the roof, sir. Roof? 472 00:56:25,890 --> 00:56:27,190 That's what the basket man said. 473 00:56:27,410 --> 00:56:28,269 That's big. 474 00:56:28,270 --> 00:56:29,089 Yeah. 475 00:56:29,090 --> 00:56:31,070 Yeah. Sticking it all over my bath. 476 00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:33,990 Oh, my God! 477 00:56:34,250 --> 00:56:39,070 What inspired you to undertake a hard-handed job in a soft-handed body? 478 00:56:39,290 --> 00:56:42,650 The Fisherwoman's with her husband implied to me that it was a way to... 479 00:56:42,650 --> 00:56:47,430 Fuck, fuck, fuck. A way to... A way to please the wife. You thought you could 480 00:56:47,430 --> 00:56:50,150 get more fucks out of my daughter, didn't you? No. 481 00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:53,200 What the hell, Hound? 482 00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:54,560 Is that my wedding dress? 483 00:56:57,440 --> 00:57:02,400 This gash, I need twice the stitch. 484 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,040 Stop with carrots! 485 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,200 Be gone, daughter! 486 00:57:08,240 --> 00:57:12,360 Be a dolly. Hold him down. Would you pop it? 487 00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:15,020 Needles. 488 00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:18,700 Why didn't I start with this and you started with the other and were me in 489 00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:19,700 the middle? 490 00:57:20,220 --> 00:57:22,060 Okay. Okay. 491 00:57:57,580 --> 00:58:00,380 Thank you 492 00:58:22,380 --> 00:58:23,860 I can drink the milk while I'm expressed. 493 00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:26,700 Whatever it takes. We'll have a big fight. 494 00:58:27,660 --> 00:58:28,740 I'll make you proud. 495 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,040 Oh, there it is. Seems we've done it. 496 00:58:33,500 --> 00:58:37,420 You've gotten quite proficient with the stitch, haven't you, Taylor? 497 00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:40,180 Mine looks all mashed up by comparison. 498 00:58:40,740 --> 00:58:42,340 Oh, fear not, bottle washer. 499 00:58:42,760 --> 00:58:44,960 You'll walk again in a fortnight. 500 00:59:02,530 --> 00:59:03,650 It's a terrible thing. 501 00:59:04,810 --> 00:59:10,130 It's a terrible 502 00:59:10,130 --> 00:59:17,070 thing, sister. 503 00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:24,490 I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. 504 00:59:51,790 --> 00:59:57,650 Ready, steady and drop. 505 01:00:21,610 --> 01:00:26,130 Your dress is straight-up fetching. Why don't we make you a winning winter 506 01:00:26,130 --> 01:00:28,510 jacket to match now that the weather is stunning? 507 01:00:28,810 --> 01:00:30,290 A jacket? I'll never think. 508 01:00:31,710 --> 01:00:33,570 I am so sorry. 509 01:00:37,610 --> 01:00:40,490 Ideally, lanolin really wicks the water away. 510 01:00:43,010 --> 01:00:47,210 Yes, of course, lanolin really has many benefits for someone such as yourself 511 01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:48,750 who works in rivers. 512 01:00:50,350 --> 01:00:51,430 Let's see what else I can fashion. 513 01:01:49,770 --> 01:01:56,590 I used to be so busy in the evenings, darning and renting 514 01:01:56,590 --> 01:02:01,030 traps. Now with all your help, I've got nothing to do but just enjoy the fire. 515 01:02:03,610 --> 01:02:07,110 It does have a mesmerizing quality to it. 516 01:02:09,510 --> 01:02:11,510 It'd be cozier if you were beside me. 517 01:02:14,590 --> 01:02:17,570 The bed would be cozier if you were beside me. 518 01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,360 It's colder there. 519 01:02:23,600 --> 01:02:26,580 Do you not trust me, is it? 520 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:30,900 A good union is based in trust, isn't that right? 521 01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:34,920 I'm very flamboyant. 522 01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:38,640 I don't want you to sit in the fire, I just want you to sit here and hold me. 523 01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:42,900 Like you held the bottle washers with her. 524 01:02:46,340 --> 01:02:48,460 I've heard things, you know, whispers in the willows. 525 01:02:50,510 --> 01:02:51,570 What have you heard? 526 01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:54,590 The women, they like you, don't they? 527 01:02:58,210 --> 01:03:00,290 I think they are intrigued. 528 01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:03,450 Intrigued? 529 01:03:06,070 --> 01:03:07,370 Intrigued by your cock? 530 01:03:08,410 --> 01:03:09,450 I don't know. 531 01:03:25,070 --> 01:03:26,070 Everyone watching. 532 01:03:29,050 --> 01:03:31,170 The young woman was in distress. 533 01:03:31,970 --> 01:03:34,350 Is that the first time she's been distressed in your company? 534 01:03:36,010 --> 01:03:40,070 Because I've heard there might be a few of the village wives that you might be 535 01:03:40,070 --> 01:03:41,550 helping with their distresses. 536 01:03:48,310 --> 01:03:49,770 Have I done something? 537 01:03:50,930 --> 01:03:52,990 You want me to say it? You want to make me say it to you? 538 01:03:56,010 --> 01:03:57,010 Say what? 539 01:03:57,430 --> 01:03:58,890 You've been fucking them. 540 01:04:04,310 --> 01:04:05,630 I didn't want you anyway. 541 01:04:05,910 --> 01:04:08,930 It was just a prank to get the village bitches off my arse. 542 01:04:10,770 --> 01:04:15,350 To mock their precious traditions. I had no interest in marriage. You were just a 543 01:04:15,350 --> 01:04:16,790 laugh. Nothing more. 544 01:04:18,930 --> 01:04:20,750 You're speaking the past tense. 545 01:04:22,050 --> 01:04:23,870 You know, they might be pretty, but they're... 546 01:04:24,940 --> 01:04:26,860 They're evil, they're devils, all of them. 547 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:30,400 They have hurt you. 548 01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:35,640 And you don't trust them. I don't trust anyone. 549 01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,740 You can trust me. 550 01:04:57,160 --> 01:05:02,000 Said the loving wicker husband to his troubled vigil wife. 551 01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:11,100 I had such a simple love. It was nothing special. 552 01:05:11,780 --> 01:05:13,000 But I knew it. 553 01:05:15,940 --> 01:05:17,820 And you have my heart now. 554 01:05:19,960 --> 01:05:21,280 It's very loving. 555 01:06:20,650 --> 01:06:22,850 What on earth are you doing out here in the cold? 556 01:06:24,970 --> 01:06:26,710 I want you to make me a baby. 557 01:06:28,730 --> 01:06:29,730 Please? 558 01:06:34,210 --> 01:06:37,470 If the money's not enough, I can offer services. 559 01:06:38,990 --> 01:06:40,050 Oh, no, no. 560 01:06:40,670 --> 01:06:42,430 No, I think this will be enough. 561 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,200 No doubt. 562 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:20,700 And her man-disposition does make me question her ability to care for a 563 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:21,700 child. 564 01:07:26,560 --> 01:07:29,580 Oh, but who am I to decide who's worthy of a child's love and who's not? 565 01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:34,880 Plenty of wicked crew and mother has raised a good child to become a good 566 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:35,880 man. 567 01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:37,800 I'm a good man! 568 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,860 Thank you, Mommy. No, thank you, Mommy. 569 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:47,820 This child may very well be the main deceiver, to give direction to her life, 570 01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:51,080 but not to restore the mentality of the soul, quite like gazing into the 571 01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:54,180 innocent eyes of a neonate. 572 01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:57,000 Or so I'm told. 573 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:02,360 The coin is fair. 574 01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:05,320 Material. 575 01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:09,240 More than a regular modan's worth. 576 01:08:18,279 --> 01:08:19,279 Into a mother. 577 01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:24,939 And a diamond that I would rather want to learn in a traditional way. 578 01:08:27,960 --> 01:08:31,200 A man's work is greater than a man himself. 579 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:32,880 It's sacred to him. 580 01:08:33,859 --> 01:08:34,859 Especially this. 581 01:08:53,969 --> 01:08:56,970 I have a clandestine predicament. 582 01:08:58,930 --> 01:09:03,569 Again. I've been sick each morning and I'm far overdue for my strawberry week. 583 01:09:03,710 --> 01:09:04,710 But how? 584 01:09:04,870 --> 01:09:11,250 Last you told me, there was your words. A carnal drama of the day. Well, I mean, 585 01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:12,250 there was. 586 01:09:12,450 --> 01:09:14,430 He knocked over the trist in me for once. 587 01:09:14,670 --> 01:09:19,109 And then one night, he comes home and he played the wicker husband. 588 01:09:22,000 --> 01:09:25,800 He played him. He was claiming to be made of wood. 589 01:09:26,359 --> 01:09:30,180 And then he looked at me right in the eye. You know, as though I was put in 590 01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:31,180 his way. 591 01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,240 And, well, the drought became one soon. 592 01:09:34,779 --> 01:09:38,220 Please, don't be prudish. We're all thinking it. Thinking what? 593 01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:39,479 Thinking of him. 594 01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:42,660 His filthy declarations of fondness. 595 01:09:43,120 --> 01:09:45,399 It's not natural. Men are not like that. 596 01:09:45,680 --> 01:09:47,880 She must be Richard. I don't blame her. I can't lie. 597 01:09:48,240 --> 01:09:49,240 What? 598 01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:51,020 Oh, Taylor's wife. 599 01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,140 Your face is dripping. 600 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:55,980 Anyhow, doctor's daughter. 601 01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:57,700 I'd recommend, please. 602 01:09:58,220 --> 01:09:59,220 Shroud everything. 603 01:09:59,260 --> 01:09:59,959 No luck. 604 01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:02,100 Will you sneak me a splash or something from your father's shelves? 605 01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:03,039 Still goes. 606 01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:06,520 Can't shit your way out of this, baker woman. Well, I'm open to suggestions, 607 01:10:06,580 --> 01:10:07,279 aren't I? 608 01:10:07,280 --> 01:10:08,720 Who put the womb in the woman anyway? 609 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:10,380 It's a shackle. It's a bloody hand grenade. 610 01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:11,499 After what? 611 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:14,340 Nine, ten births between us. We're blessed to still be alive. 612 01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:16,920 I would like to be quiet. 613 01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,960 Of course. With your sister and able to mother. Has she not come out? 614 01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:23,580 Hold up in there all alone. Can't be good for her. Are we? I would 615 01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:25,260 understand, but then my sister's fine. 616 01:10:25,600 --> 01:10:27,240 Oh, Cousin, I mean no offence. 617 01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:28,860 I only point out the irony. 618 01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:32,240 You know, how some covet so desperately while others will smirk. 619 01:10:35,340 --> 01:10:36,340 Cousin, you all right? 620 01:10:36,400 --> 01:10:37,400 Of course. 621 01:10:37,720 --> 01:10:38,900 That is our den in the middle. 622 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:44,660 I hate spiders. 623 01:10:44,980 --> 01:10:45,980 Yeah, me too. 624 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:47,640 I'll get you the tincture. 625 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:51,200 Look if you're alone, nobody is. I'll just stay up for my father. 626 01:11:03,220 --> 01:11:04,220 Sister? 627 01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:16,880 I've run out of the baby. 628 01:11:28,140 --> 01:11:30,580 I can't be sitting in this stink any longer. 629 01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:42,840 Okay, I'm gonna wash you. No, no, 630 01:11:42,900 --> 01:11:43,900 no, no, no. 631 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:47,600 Did father give this to you? 632 01:11:48,840 --> 01:11:50,580 Did he just hand over the whole bottle? 633 01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:17,080 You won't like it. 634 01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:36,600 The bastard met his father. 635 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,720 I've made a mistake, haven't I? Is he aware? 636 01:12:41,860 --> 01:12:43,980 No, it's not his baby. It's mine. 637 01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:46,520 I bought it fair and square. 638 01:12:47,220 --> 01:12:48,980 Oh, I'm sorry, sister. 639 01:12:49,260 --> 01:12:54,320 I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. I just really wanted it. 640 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:55,700 Why would you want that? 641 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,760 The love. 642 01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:03,160 What the official woman has is not love. 643 01:13:05,070 --> 01:13:06,990 Marta sister, I want what you have. 644 01:13:08,270 --> 01:13:11,430 I found a wife, but I could still love- 645 01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:19,860 We have visitors. 646 01:14:25,080 --> 01:14:26,800 Don't look like the hero of Salt Carlin. 647 01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:29,820 Pete Niffin, woman. 648 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,980 We have a matter to discuss with your husband. 649 01:14:33,440 --> 01:14:35,680 I am here, Taylor's wife. 650 01:14:36,140 --> 01:14:37,140 What matter? 651 01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:39,840 My sister. 652 01:14:40,980 --> 01:14:42,280 My sister is the matter. 653 01:14:42,660 --> 01:14:44,060 What have you got in your arms here, girl? 654 01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:46,700 Sister is structure from your childhood. 655 01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:49,460 Shove them. 656 01:14:56,480 --> 01:15:00,420 I'd heard the rumours, as I said, but I didn't think my own sister would fall 657 01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:02,040 prey to such an ungodly act. 658 01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:06,200 I'm truly sorry to be the bearer of such confounding news, but it wasn't right to 659 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:07,960 keep you separate from the incident. Get out. 660 01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:10,740 Now listen, little woman. Is this true? 661 01:15:11,480 --> 01:15:14,460 But all the evidence is before you. Please, leave me. 662 01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:15,780 Taylor's wife. 663 01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,320 Speak. 664 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:21,100 Speak! 665 01:15:21,700 --> 01:15:24,740 I have not loved this woman. Are you lying to me? 666 01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:26,280 Wife, I am not. 667 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,160 Now listen to me, fish woman. 668 01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:29,640 I have a proposition. 669 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,920 This child is an abomination. 670 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:37,500 And my sister can't be expected to live out her grieving days with this shame. 671 01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:40,820 Get out the boat. You heard my husband. That child is not his. Please, I have a 672 01:15:40,820 --> 01:15:45,140 solution. Leave my home. You claim this child is your own. And you leave with 673 01:15:45,140 --> 01:15:46,140 it. 674 01:17:25,550 --> 01:17:29,310 And when the air is dead, you can gently scrub it with vinegar to stop the mold. 675 01:17:29,790 --> 01:17:30,790 Thank you. 676 01:17:34,070 --> 01:17:37,490 But Jeff, have you seen the fisherwoman this morning? 677 01:17:37,790 --> 01:17:41,250 I haven't seen her for a spell or a lumber dick. 678 01:17:42,710 --> 01:17:45,170 Good riddance! Too embarrassed to show her face. 679 01:17:45,430 --> 01:17:46,049 No wonder. 680 01:17:46,050 --> 01:17:47,390 After all that frowns and about. 681 01:17:48,170 --> 01:17:50,230 Husband runs off with some babby got pregnant. 682 01:17:52,070 --> 01:17:53,370 Is that so? 683 01:19:01,260 --> 01:19:02,800 And how is that babe of yours? 684 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:07,180 The baby, it broke. It was broken and it died. 685 01:20:41,870 --> 01:20:45,150 If I do dream, Lord, my wealth will wake me. 686 01:20:47,110 --> 01:20:51,330 If I do wake, some planets strike me down. 687 01:21:27,240 --> 01:21:28,660 It's nice to have you back, Pigeon. 688 01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:31,360 What do you mean? 689 01:21:34,280 --> 01:21:37,920 Not having to worry about all that wicker husband nonsense anymore. 690 01:21:40,340 --> 01:21:42,640 It's nice to have things back to normal. 691 01:21:43,860 --> 01:21:44,860 You were right. 692 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:20,400 There's your woman. 693 01:22:21,460 --> 01:22:22,460 How you doing? 694 01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:07,300 I am not here to claim maternal rights. 695 01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:17,180 Why do you care for the child, the child your own husband? 696 01:23:18,300 --> 01:23:22,600 Basket maker, if you're here to shame me, rest assured I'm doing a fine job on 697 01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:23,600 my own. 698 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:29,920 Woman, do you think baskets are boom? 699 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:35,470 Do you honestly believe this child is the consequence of your husband's 700 01:23:35,470 --> 01:23:36,470 betrayal? 701 01:23:38,310 --> 01:23:41,010 It's easier to believe the bad than the good, isn't it? 702 01:23:45,630 --> 01:23:51,550 No, it wasn't really. You made him to be with me, so it was just a pathetic 703 01:23:51,550 --> 01:23:52,550 fantasy. 704 01:23:53,030 --> 01:23:55,730 Pardon me, I did not build you some fuckable furniture. 705 01:23:56,890 --> 01:23:58,570 His life was his own. 706 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,720 despite my attempts to redirect his affections. 707 01:24:04,880 --> 01:24:08,500 Well, if he said he loved you, it's because he did. 708 01:24:11,060 --> 01:24:12,440 Why would he never love me? 709 01:24:13,220 --> 01:24:14,420 I imagine he learned it from you. 710 01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:27,360 Fishwoman, despite your utter senselessness, I fear I play your part 711 01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:28,360 in this calamity. 712 01:24:40,680 --> 01:24:44,240 By good fortune of the moon, your husband is not dead. 713 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:48,960 He lies withering in a household bench whence he began. 714 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:29,800 Thank you. 715 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:20,000 It always troubles me 716 01:26:48,940 --> 01:26:49,940 I'm sorry. 717 01:26:52,260 --> 01:26:53,420 I'm so sorry. 718 01:26:55,140 --> 01:27:02,120 And if you'd have me, I promise to never doubt you, to never covet you, 719 01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:08,300 to never treat you as a possession at all. You are your own and I promise to 720 01:27:08,300 --> 01:27:09,300 love you as love. 721 01:27:24,430 --> 01:27:25,650 It doesn't require a promise. 722 01:27:44,070 --> 01:27:45,070 Fish woman. 723 01:27:48,570 --> 01:27:50,110 There's something I want to say. 724 01:27:50,770 --> 01:27:52,110 I should mention. 725 01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:18,760 I have something to say. 726 01:28:20,380 --> 01:28:21,380 Thank you, neighbors. 727 01:28:21,800 --> 01:28:22,800 Thank you. 728 01:28:23,420 --> 01:28:24,420 Thank you. 729 01:28:27,540 --> 01:28:29,460 I have known you all for some time. 730 01:28:29,800 --> 01:28:31,100 And you know me. 731 01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:36,760 And as you know me, you know I've lived long and traveled far. 732 01:28:37,920 --> 01:28:42,260 I've met all brutes, green bellies, sprax, tramps. 733 01:28:43,540 --> 01:28:45,360 But I've come to find that... 734 01:28:45,930 --> 01:28:48,810 You lot are a crust above the rest. 735 01:28:50,370 --> 01:28:55,570 You've taught me a valuable lesson about the very nature of this middling 736 01:28:55,570 --> 01:28:56,570 existence. 737 01:28:57,790 --> 01:29:02,170 So I thank you, good people, for showing me what's what. 738 01:29:04,430 --> 01:29:06,030 Out of the basket, make up. 739 01:29:07,630 --> 01:29:10,850 I announce my retirement, here and now. 740 01:29:12,830 --> 01:29:15,130 Before I melt down, my knife and bolt can... 741 01:29:15,420 --> 01:29:17,180 I have endeavored to make my master work. 742 01:29:18,820 --> 01:29:19,820 A woman. 743 01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:21,680 A Wicker Woman. 744 01:29:24,380 --> 01:29:27,760 If you want her, all I ask is a gift for my retirement. 745 01:29:28,980 --> 01:29:31,880 Whoever gives me the best gift shall have the Wicker Woman. 746 01:29:33,880 --> 01:29:34,880 I'll be back in a week. 747 01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:45,560 Funny man, isn't he? 748 01:29:45,940 --> 01:29:48,740 What does he think we'd want with a woman made out of wicker? 749 01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:52,960 What's next? 750 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:55,340 A whole wicker Sunday summer? 751 01:29:59,620 --> 01:30:00,620 Disgusting. 752 01:30:13,550 --> 01:30:19,330 And the only reason would be, well, an extra hand. 753 01:30:19,570 --> 01:30:20,570 An extra hand? 754 01:30:21,230 --> 01:30:22,230 Yeah. 755 01:30:23,410 --> 01:30:29,150 The Wicca husband was very handy, wasn't he? 756 01:30:30,350 --> 01:30:37,070 Yeah. A Wicca woman would work very hard to 757 01:30:37,070 --> 01:30:41,410 meet our needs. 758 01:30:43,500 --> 01:30:46,460 I should just say it would be, you know, helpful for the business. 759 01:30:46,740 --> 01:30:47,800 For the business. For the business. 760 01:30:48,060 --> 01:30:49,060 Yeah. 761 01:30:50,680 --> 01:30:54,000 Mommy, I have a tummy ache. Please, child! 762 01:30:58,700 --> 01:30:59,700 What? 763 01:31:14,150 --> 01:31:15,150 Innkeeper's wife? 764 01:31:16,430 --> 01:31:17,430 Where's your wife? 765 01:31:17,650 --> 01:31:21,110 I don't know. I was just starting to get hungry. 766 01:31:21,890 --> 01:31:23,430 The inn needs bread. 767 01:31:23,890 --> 01:31:27,070 Bakers say they can't make bread. Miller won't sell them any grain. 768 01:31:27,350 --> 01:31:30,770 No grain means no ale next season. How will I feed my children? 769 01:31:31,130 --> 01:31:32,990 Meanwhile, carpenters buy sold chicken. 770 01:31:33,270 --> 01:31:37,630 Got tackled by Smithy. This whole village has become thoroughly full. 771 01:31:40,090 --> 01:31:43,010 Where will it be this? We've got to first find a venue. 772 01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:47,480 Well, I see people traveling far and wide to visit if there was such an 773 01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:48,480 attraction. 774 01:31:49,140 --> 01:31:51,080 Imagine, in the front. 775 01:32:44,810 --> 01:32:45,810 Here you go. 776 01:32:46,650 --> 01:32:47,910 It's a stunning gadget. 777 01:32:50,730 --> 01:32:56,750 It's cocoa base with raspberry preserves and... Honeyed buttercream frosting. 778 01:32:57,230 --> 01:32:58,650 With honeyed buttercream frosting. 779 01:32:58,910 --> 01:33:01,590 I'm delighted to see the baker woman has taken part as well. 780 01:33:01,930 --> 01:33:03,890 No shame in desiring a third. 781 01:33:05,730 --> 01:33:07,650 Oh, thank you, baker. 782 01:33:08,390 --> 01:33:13,290 This is the most exquisite retirement cake I have ever imagined. 783 01:33:39,150 --> 01:33:40,410 Fine. Well, go back. 784 01:33:41,050 --> 01:33:42,050 Oh, how grand. 785 01:33:42,470 --> 01:33:45,130 You've all provided me with such substantial bounty. 786 01:33:45,850 --> 01:33:47,970 It may take me a moment to... 787 01:33:47,970 --> 01:33:54,650 It's more than enough, Captain. 788 01:33:55,450 --> 01:33:56,690 Where did you get that? 789 01:33:57,190 --> 01:33:58,190 Captain. 790 01:33:59,910 --> 01:34:02,390 We don't need the woman. 791 01:34:02,630 --> 01:34:03,630 We already have a woman. 792 01:34:04,190 --> 01:34:05,190 Younger one. 793 01:34:05,990 --> 01:34:06,990 I'm leaving you. 794 01:34:19,110 --> 01:34:20,270 It's done, man. 795 01:34:21,590 --> 01:34:22,590 It's done! 796 01:34:29,350 --> 01:34:30,410 Don't worry, friend. 797 01:34:32,050 --> 01:34:33,270 I'm sure you- 798 01:34:52,830 --> 01:34:54,870 It is the best gift the butcher wins. 799 01:35:19,210 --> 01:35:20,770 You were gifts, not bids, fine drunkard. 800 01:35:21,130 --> 01:35:23,570 Judge me sorry if the distinction wasn't clear. 801 01:36:26,419 --> 01:36:28,480 Well, let's see your pretty face. 802 01:36:29,260 --> 01:36:31,740 Oh, she's a pretty one indeed. 803 01:36:35,060 --> 01:36:37,400 The Wicca husband was made of willow. 804 01:36:38,100 --> 01:36:41,620 But I see now that he was too weak and fragile for the likes of you. 805 01:36:42,380 --> 01:36:47,440 So I made the Wicca woman out of something more... Dirt. 806 01:37:06,540 --> 01:37:07,459 Wherein are you? 807 01:37:07,460 --> 01:37:11,100 A nice, sturdy woman. 808 01:37:13,200 --> 01:37:18,420 What creature are you? 809 01:37:44,200 --> 01:37:46,180 It's a funny thing, Abigail, when you manage. 810 01:37:48,880 --> 01:37:52,340 It's important to take in what your partner has to offer. 811 01:38:36,219 --> 01:38:39,940 I think you'll be pleased by the angling abroad, fisherwoman. 812 01:38:41,140 --> 01:38:44,840 I once met a man who liked to puppet fish with his feet.