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I love a good fire. Mmm.
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Let's get this place set.
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Ooh, this can
go right here.
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Well, y'all
gonna have to go,
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just for the weekend, though.
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Cheers to us.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello? Shawn?
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Yo, stop playing.
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- I got a gun!
- God damn it.
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Hey, yo...
That's too DMX.
What are you doing?
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Baby, is that you?
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-Damn, Morgan!
-Nigga!
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See, I knew
I shouldn't have got you
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the Muay Thai class
for Christmas.
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You "strong" strong.
You strong with a C.
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But why the hell
didn't you say something?
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Damn, you almost made me
spill my wine.
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So, you almost
break your man nose,
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but, "Oh, no, my wine?"
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Baby, we are all alone
in a cabin in the woods.
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Until the others get here,
you got to announce yourself.
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-You asking for too much.
-Am I?
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I'll touch your penis later.
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- Deal.
- So predictable.
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Okay, okay, but you gotta
check out this room.
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-This shit is wild.
-How wild?
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-Come on.
-Oh, you like it sick. Okay.
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Follow me.
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Follow the leader, huh?
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Yeah.
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Stop playing.
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Is it Blade's house?
Where's Wesley?
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I want to talk to Wesley.
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If it is, you know what they
pay you for. Wait, hold up.
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I know I left this door open.
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-Uh-uh.
I'mma go get my sage.
-Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Come on, come on,
come on, now. We good.
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Listen, I won't play.
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I watched a whole entire
Dateline episode
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with this psycho brother
and sister
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who kept
their incest-bred kids
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hidden under the stairs
of their Airbnb.
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Also, that wasn't Dateline,
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that was just the plot
from the movie
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People Under the Stairs.
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You might be right.
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Oh.
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Kinda fucked myself up,
but here you go.
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-You okay?
-Enter my port of doom.
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-Wow.
-Come on, come, come.
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Did you know this house
was gonna have
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this cool ass game room?
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No, I did not.
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But that's not why
I brought you in here.
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You gotta check this out.
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-The Blackening.
Seriously?
-Yup.
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Whoa!
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What in
the Jim Crow fuck, right?
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Uh-uh.
This is hella disturbing.
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Why the hell is this
in this house?
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This was not in
any of the reviews,
but guess what?
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It's about to be.
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I don't know but
as soon as I get a signal,
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I'm fittin' to cancel
their asses immediately.
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Yo, AirDrop me all of that.
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I got you.
Say, "Cheese," motherfucker.
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-Baby, this is wild.
-Yeah.
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How do you even
play this game?
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-Like, what are the rules?
-You tryna play?
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I mean, I'm
a little curious.
Aren't you?
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I can't even get you
to play Spades but
you all over Sambo.
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Oh. At least Sambo
don't renege.
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Nigga, if you say
you don't have hearts,
guess what?
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You shouldn't have hearts.
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Pick a card.
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At least we know it's working.
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Shit probably runs on racism.
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Now, that is one battery
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-that ain't dying no time soon.
-That's a sober comment
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- right there, baby.
-Pick a card!
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Okay, nigga, calm down.
I just did.
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Yeah, and you better
watch how you talking
to my lady, okay?
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-Okay.
-What you got?
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"You are a Black character
in a horror movie.
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"Prove that
you can stay alive.
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"Name one Black character
that survived a horror movie.
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"You must answer correctly,
or you die." What the hell?
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So this is just
an aggressively-themed
trivia game.
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Hold up, were there even
niggas in horror movies
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-when this game was created?
-Baby, you're thinking
too much about this,
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all right?
I know the answer.
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It is Jada Pinkett,
Omar Epps, Scream 2.
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Boom, Sambo.
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Them niggas
was the first to die.
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What are you talking about?
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I honestly think
that the studio didn't have
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the budget to keep 'em
the whole movie.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- That's why they had
to die first.
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All right, let's see
what we got here.
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-We got game pieces.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Wait a minute.
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Don't this look like
my earring?
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Let me see.
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Yeah, like,
it's the same but different.
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Your time has run out.
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You did not answer correctly.
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But hold up.
How the hell
does a game know
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if we answer correctly
or not?
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It don't. Watch this.
You watching us, Sambo?
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Well, yes, I am.
It's time to die.
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Fuck!
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I can't see.
Where are you?
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Baby? Baby? Keep talking.
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Morgan, baby, follow my voice.
Follow my voice. I'm over here.
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Okay, you got me. You got me.
Come on, come on, come on.
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Okay, okay.
You got me.
You got me.
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I'm so scared.
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Listen.
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Is that...
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Is that breathing?
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Wait. Let me get my phone.
Let me get my phone.
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Okay. Got it.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Shawn?
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Shawn?
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Shawn?
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Run, nigga.
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Hey!
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Peekaboo, I see you.
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Time to die!
Time to die! Time to die!
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Time to die!
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Hey, guys!
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Listen, I cannot wait
to see you guys.
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Oh, remember,
when you turn on Valley Lane,
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it's gonna feel like
you've gone too far
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because you in the woods.
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But just keep coming.
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Shawn almost got us
lost earlier.
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Man, no I didn't, Morgan.
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- Don't tell 'em that.
- Anyway,
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I got the games ready.
Time to get it cracking!
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-Oh, shit.
-God damn.
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This whole reunion
about to crack,
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and you know
Morgan ain't playing
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when it comes to
the party planning.
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00:09:00,082 --> 00:09:02,783
Okay, because we about
to turn it all the way up.
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00:09:02,784 --> 00:09:06,053
-I got some shrooms, molly.
-Oh, that sounds good.
152
00:09:06,054 --> 00:09:07,521
Ooh, and I got some
nice herb in the back.
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00:09:07,522 --> 00:09:10,224
I don't even care.
We got the whole crew
back, okay?
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00:09:10,225 --> 00:09:14,362
Got all eight of us.
We did that, y'all.
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Pause, pause, pause.
Eight? What do you mean eight?
156
00:09:17,132 --> 00:09:20,134
I know seven.
Who all gon' be there?
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Bitch,
you didn't tell him that
Nnamdi was coming?
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I was going to.
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00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,606
- Really?
- Hell no!
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00:09:25,607 --> 00:09:27,108
I knew it.
By the way,
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00:09:27,109 --> 00:09:29,877
- I like this haircut on you.
- Thanks, girl.
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Hello, bitches.
I see y'all exchanging looks.
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00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,648
What are y'all
shady asses hiding?
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00:09:33,649 --> 00:09:34,849
-Nothing.
-Nothing.
165
00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:36,317
Matter of fact,
y'all are hiding someone.
166
00:09:36,318 --> 00:09:39,420
Again, answer my question,
who all gon' be there?
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Who cares who's going?
168
00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:43,791
It's been 10 years
since we all hung out.
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We came to have fun.
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00:09:45,661 --> 00:09:46,994
Yes, please.
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00:09:46,995 --> 00:09:51,532
We need some reckless,
unadulterated fun.
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00:09:51,533 --> 00:09:52,967
We all desperately need it,
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-especially you, Dewayne.
-Especially you.
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Okay, you ain't gotta
say it like that.
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But, yes,
you are right.
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I do need fun,
and I am very excited
to see everybody.
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00:10:02,577 --> 00:10:05,012
As long as
Nnamdi's not there.
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00:10:05,013 --> 00:10:07,048
He not gonna be there, right?
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00:10:55,931 --> 00:10:57,833
Yes, it's that good shit.
180
00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,500
No, they don't.
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00:10:59,501 --> 00:11:02,136
Rap Snack?
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00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:06,274
Okay, Chainsaw
Massacre man,
I see you.
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00:11:13,148 --> 00:11:15,449
Hey. Stranger danger.
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00:11:15,450 --> 00:11:17,952
-Sorry.
-Shanika?
185
00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:19,019
Carlton?
186
00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,723
-Clifton.
-Clifton. Yes!
187
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,859
Oh, my God,
what you doing out here
in the middle of nowhere?
188
00:11:23,860 --> 00:11:25,659
Oh, come on.
Aren't you here
for the reunion?
189
00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:27,361
Yeah, yes,
the reunion.
190
00:11:27,362 --> 00:11:30,164
Yes, I am.
191
00:11:34,603 --> 00:11:35,871
Wow.
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00:11:35,872 --> 00:11:38,272
Anyhoo, I was actually
on my way to the soiree,
193
00:11:38,273 --> 00:11:40,141
but I forgot
my phone charger,
194
00:11:40,142 --> 00:11:42,143
and then
my phone died.
195
00:11:42,144 --> 00:11:44,178
It's not the end
of the world. It's okay.
It's fine, right?
196
00:11:44,179 --> 00:11:46,280
But then my Hyundai
died up the road.
197
00:11:46,281 --> 00:11:48,482
-Your what?
-Hyundai died up the road.
198
00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:51,352
And I get here,
they don't even
have my charger.
199
00:11:51,353 --> 00:11:53,487
They have iPhone,
I have Android.
200
00:11:53,488 --> 00:11:56,390
-Damn. I'm sorry,
that does suck.
-It does.
201
00:11:56,391 --> 00:11:58,526
-Not the car, the Android.
-You're funny.
202
00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:01,462
We all know Androids
have the superior
operating systems.
203
00:12:01,463 --> 00:12:03,297
Wrong!
204
00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:05,566
That's wrong.
But it's okay.
205
00:12:05,567 --> 00:12:08,936
I'm gonna help
yo ass get gas
despite your opinions.
206
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:10,237
Come on. Let's go.
207
00:12:10,238 --> 00:12:11,639
And why do you
got so much damn
toilet paper?
208
00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,607
You have so many
Rap Snacks.
That's a lot of salt.
209
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,843
Okay, is it just me
210
00:12:14,844 --> 00:12:17,378
or is this giving
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
211
00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:19,079
I don't know,
I never seen that film.
212
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,414
White people scare me.
213
00:12:20,415 --> 00:12:22,616
-But your daddy is White.
-Exactly.
214
00:12:22,617 --> 00:12:24,385
And, girl, that's why
every single time
he gets mad,
215
00:12:24,386 --> 00:12:28,557
I'm like, "Oh, Lord,
here it comes:
murder-suicide."
216
00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:31,058
You know I'm serious.
217
00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:34,962
Oh, God!
218
00:12:36,598 --> 00:12:37,732
No!
219
00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:41,736
Oh, my God, really, bitch?
A cabin in the woods?
220
00:12:41,737 --> 00:12:43,103
It's technically a house.
221
00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:44,972
I think it's cute.
222
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,307
But she got money.
223
00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:49,377
We could have went to,
like, a five-star resort.
224
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,747
You're
wasting your time.
225
00:12:52,748 --> 00:12:54,215
Just
answer the question
226
00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:56,450
-so I can find out...
-What seems to be
the problem?
227
00:12:56,451 --> 00:12:59,520
I'm trying to explain
to him that I'm staying here
for the week,
228
00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:00,889
I just didn't
have the code, but...
229
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,356
-Who are you?
-Are you a cop?
230
00:13:02,357 --> 00:13:05,092
I'm a park ranger,
and your friend here
is trespassing.
231
00:13:05,093 --> 00:13:06,761
No, he's not.
232
00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:08,763
See? Right here.
233
00:13:08,764 --> 00:13:10,297
All of our names are listed.
234
00:13:10,298 --> 00:13:11,900
We have the home
for the weekend.
235
00:13:11,901 --> 00:13:15,236
-Told you.
-And here is my license.
236
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,075
Excuse me.
237
00:13:21,476 --> 00:13:23,477
Normally, the Conners
only rent to...
238
00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:25,279
White people?
239
00:13:25,748 --> 00:13:27,849
-Families.
-White families.
240
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,850
Mmm.
241
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,920
You all have a wonderful stay.
242
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:37,558
"You have a wonderful time."
He sounds like my dad.
243
00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:40,528
Ew. I didn't know
park rangers have guns.
That is unsettling.
244
00:13:40,529 --> 00:13:42,630
Well, that was
completely unnecessary.
245
00:13:42,631 --> 00:13:46,166
Don't even trip. Can't let
the ignorance of his prejudice
disrupt our inner peace.
246
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:48,435
-What?
-Okay, Gandhi.
247
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:52,306
So when did you get
all namaste, King?
248
00:13:52,307 --> 00:13:54,141
Is this the same King
we went to college with?
249
00:13:54,142 --> 00:13:55,977
Of course it is.
250
00:13:55,978 --> 00:13:58,747
What is this sensitive energy?
251
00:14:01,116 --> 00:14:02,349
Where are Shawn and Morgan at?
252
00:14:02,350 --> 00:14:04,084
They texted me.
They probably just went out.
253
00:14:04,085 --> 00:14:05,152
They'll be back soon.
254
00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:07,288
Anyway,
happy Juneteenth, niggas!
255
00:14:07,289 --> 00:14:09,390
-Happy Juneteenth!
-Happy Juneteenth!
256
00:14:09,391 --> 00:14:11,292
Happy Juneteenth,
Ranger White!
257
00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:13,427
Aye!
258
00:14:13,428 --> 00:14:15,362
- Whose car is this?
- Hey, yo!
259
00:14:15,363 --> 00:14:18,567
It's... I'm gonna go
get my bag.
260
00:14:18,868 --> 00:14:20,134
Brother Nnamdi.
261
00:14:20,135 --> 00:14:21,268
Sister Allison Tubman.
262
00:14:21,269 --> 00:14:22,871
Good to see you.
263
00:14:22,872 --> 00:14:24,605
Sister.
264
00:14:24,606 --> 00:14:26,575
-What's up?
-Hey.
265
00:14:26,943 --> 00:14:29,010
'Sup.
266
00:14:29,011 --> 00:14:31,078
I gotta go get my bag.
267
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:34,448
So, what's up,
y'all ready to party?
268
00:14:34,449 --> 00:14:36,250
Yup.
269
00:14:43,658 --> 00:14:45,326
Sorry.
270
00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:47,695
I should have told you
that Nnamdi and I are
friends again.
271
00:14:47,696 --> 00:14:49,530
Yeah, you should have.
272
00:14:49,531 --> 00:14:52,333
But honestly, at this point,
it is what it is.
273
00:14:52,334 --> 00:14:54,803
But friends. I'm confused,
when did that happen?
274
00:14:54,804 --> 00:14:56,337
Because last time I checked,
275
00:14:56,338 --> 00:14:58,639
that was the nigga
that cheated on you
again, and again.
276
00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:02,242
I'm over that.
College was a long time ago.
277
00:15:02,243 --> 00:15:03,377
People can grow, Dewayne.
278
00:15:03,378 --> 00:15:04,879
Are you saying
I haven't grown?
279
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,949
Look, Nnamdi and I
are just friends,
so you can relax.
280
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:10,051
Can we please enjoy this?
281
00:15:10,052 --> 00:15:12,353
It'll be like the old days.
282
00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:15,589
Party, play some of
Morgan's games,
283
00:15:15,590 --> 00:15:18,259
party some more.
284
00:15:18,259 --> 00:15:21,195
-Fine.
-Close your eyes.
285
00:15:21,196 --> 00:15:23,832
- Do you trust me?
- With my life.
286
00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,232
Take a deep breath.
287
00:15:25,233 --> 00:15:28,369
Now, inhale
through your mouth.
288
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:30,270
-Swallow.
-Mmm. What is this?
289
00:15:30,271 --> 00:15:32,306
Molly. Now, stop
being sad and pressed.
290
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:33,674
Time to party, bitch.
291
00:15:33,675 --> 00:15:34,843
-Molly?
-Yup.
292
00:15:34,844 --> 00:15:37,679
-You know that's
my drug of choice.
-Let's do it!
293
00:15:44,586 --> 00:15:47,021
Hello?
294
00:15:47,757 --> 00:15:49,289
Yo!
295
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:53,293
Oh, my gosh.
This is so cute!
296
00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:56,330
I bet you Morgan did this.
You know she loves decorating.
297
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:58,198
I bet you they already took
the best rooms, too.
298
00:15:58,199 --> 00:15:59,400
Oh, my gosh.
299
00:15:59,401 --> 00:16:01,536
Shit, look, Allison.
300
00:16:02,104 --> 00:16:04,371
Even got a picture of you
on the wall, too.
301
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,574
Fuck you, Nnamdi.
That's your ex-girlfriend.
302
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:08,843
You know,
the one with the teeth?
303
00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:10,845
-Okay.
-Uh-oh.
304
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,247
You know what time it is
when these cards come out?
305
00:16:13,248 --> 00:16:15,215
You taking
all the Spade fades.
306
00:16:15,216 --> 00:16:16,450
You still like losing?
307
00:16:16,451 --> 00:16:17,618
If this is how
you wanna start the weekend,
308
00:16:17,619 --> 00:16:18,787
that's fine with me,
gentlemen.
309
00:16:18,788 --> 00:16:20,822
Because me and Lisa
about to come back
310
00:16:20,823 --> 00:16:22,489
and issue that smackdown.
311
00:16:22,490 --> 00:16:25,192
Let me go drop my bags,
and I will be right back.
312
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:29,196
This is nice.
I bet you this is all
repurposed wood, too.
313
00:17:03,465 --> 00:17:06,067
Hmm. This must be
where they keep
their personal items.
314
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:09,269
-It's locked.
-Or maybe it's
the master bedroom.
315
00:17:09,270 --> 00:17:10,704
And Morgan and Shawn,
316
00:17:10,705 --> 00:17:12,306
the couple
of the friend group, took it.
317
00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:15,810
Okay. Speaking of couples,
318
00:17:15,811 --> 00:17:18,179
a little birdy told me
that another couple
319
00:17:18,180 --> 00:17:20,247
may be in our friend group.
320
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,483
I'm not saying,
I'm just saying.
321
00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:24,318
You're not saying, but you're
just saying what, Allison?
322
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,586
I'm just saying, Nnamdi,
323
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,423
do not break her heart again,
and I mean that.
324
00:17:29,759 --> 00:17:31,059
I got you.
325
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:34,328
And remember,
you gonna have to deal
with Dewayne, too.
326
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:39,600
Mix it up, baby.
327
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,402
Oh, yeah.
328
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,108
Mmm-hmm.
329
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,743
This ain't the Blackest
shit ever?
330
00:17:48,744 --> 00:17:51,411
You know what else
is real Black? Diabetes.
331
00:17:51,412 --> 00:17:53,114
Ain't nobody drinking that.
332
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:54,515
-We're good.
-You know what?
333
00:17:54,516 --> 00:17:56,217
I'mma pray that you get
all that hate out your heart.
334
00:17:56,218 --> 00:17:57,451
And why would you do that?
335
00:17:57,452 --> 00:18:00,221
That's what keeps me
nice and young.
336
00:18:00,222 --> 00:18:02,824
Stop playing, you gonna
make me drop these.
337
00:18:05,761 --> 00:18:07,562
Okay.
338
00:18:24,445 --> 00:18:27,982
-My brotha.
-Hey. Let's go.
339
00:18:27,983 --> 00:18:31,385
I call it King's Kool-Ayyy.
340
00:18:31,787 --> 00:18:34,222
The fuck, brother.
Call it King's Kool-No.
341
00:18:34,223 --> 00:18:36,623
-Is it that bad?
-Yes, bro. You tripping.
342
00:18:36,624 --> 00:18:38,960
Sugar fuck around
and give you a cramp.
343
00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:42,396
God damn! Shit!
344
00:18:44,599 --> 00:18:47,568
Damn. But shit, bro,
how you been?
345
00:18:47,569 --> 00:18:49,570
I've been good,
you know.
346
00:18:49,571 --> 00:18:51,471
I feel like everything's
starting to fall into place.
347
00:18:51,472 --> 00:18:54,541
-Okay.
-Got steady clients
at the gym.
348
00:18:54,542 --> 00:18:55,910
I'm seeing this girl now.
349
00:18:55,911 --> 00:18:57,644
Oh, shit. Only one?
350
00:18:57,645 --> 00:19:00,447
Yes, bro. Only one.
I'm a new man.
351
00:19:00,448 --> 00:19:02,482
Wow. You know
what I call that?
352
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:04,351
-Mmm. Growth.
-Delusion.
353
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,420
-What?
-You been saying
that same thing
354
00:19:06,421 --> 00:19:07,856
like, every two years
since we met.
355
00:19:07,857 --> 00:19:10,091
You do some fuck shit,
you feel bad,
356
00:19:10,092 --> 00:19:12,659
you reflect,
become a new man.
357
00:19:12,660 --> 00:19:14,428
But then the new nigga
do some fuck shit,
358
00:19:14,429 --> 00:19:16,331
and the whole cycle
just start over again.
359
00:19:16,332 --> 00:19:17,598
Come on, bruh.
360
00:19:17,599 --> 00:19:19,834
-This time is different.
-This time is different.
361
00:19:21,837 --> 00:19:23,905
Nigga, you say
the same thing every time.
362
00:19:23,906 --> 00:19:24,873
You ain't changed.
363
00:19:24,874 --> 00:19:28,543
Man, fuck all that bull.
What about you?
364
00:19:28,811 --> 00:19:31,578
What, you still a slave
to the White man?
365
00:19:31,579 --> 00:19:34,349
Y'all gonna stop calling
my wife the White man,
all right?
366
00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:36,718
-Her name is Jenny.
-Okay.
367
00:19:36,719 --> 00:19:40,188
And she ain't "White" White.
She ethnic White.
368
00:19:40,189 --> 00:19:41,823
-She Armenian.
-Come on, man.
369
00:19:41,824 --> 00:19:43,390
That bitch is dog-kisses
on-the-mouth,
370
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:48,462
pumpkin-spice-latte,
Sweet-Caroline,
Bye-Bye-Bye White.
371
00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:50,798
So, you just gon'
call my wife a bitch?
372
00:19:50,799 --> 00:19:53,902
Just, come on, bruh.
Nah, I meant bitch
in the colloquial sense.
373
00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:55,236
You know, like,
374
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,471
"Hey, bitch.
375
00:19:57,472 --> 00:20:00,340
"You gon' finish
that quesadilla?"
376
00:20:00,376 --> 00:20:02,777
Yeah, no, that was
a bad example.
377
00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:06,580
All right, look, bruh,
I didn't mean...
378
00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,683
I'm fucking with you.
379
00:20:09,752 --> 00:20:12,287
-Fuck outta here, bro.
-I'm fucking with you.
380
00:20:12,288 --> 00:20:14,122
I'm a changed man.
381
00:20:15,057 --> 00:20:16,556
Shit, look at me.
382
00:20:16,557 --> 00:20:18,893
So, you telling me
she wrung every bit
of the thug out of you, bro?
383
00:20:18,894 --> 00:20:20,361
There's not even
a little bit left?
384
00:20:20,362 --> 00:20:22,163
Like, you really
ain't packing right now?
385
00:20:22,164 --> 00:20:24,665
Nah, man.
386
00:20:24,666 --> 00:20:27,434
Man, you really
in the "Sunken Place."
387
00:20:28,237 --> 00:20:32,272
Balls deep, my brother.
Balls deep.
388
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:43,017
- You got a heart?
- Nope.
389
00:20:43,018 --> 00:20:44,719
You got that last club,
don't you?
390
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:48,723
- Yup, and it's low.
- Got you.
391
00:20:49,925 --> 00:20:53,593
Oh, yeah, she love
the club. Let me see.
392
00:20:53,594 --> 00:20:56,097
Yo, I hate these dudes.
I hate 'em.
393
00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:58,498
Not a good time.
394
00:20:58,499 --> 00:21:02,503
I knew it,
and that might be board.
395
00:21:10,112 --> 00:21:11,980
Five.
396
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,118
That may be the dagger.
397
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,786
Shit. All I got is a...
398
00:21:18,787 --> 00:21:21,588
Dang, bitch!
399
00:21:21,589 --> 00:21:23,958
That's my partner, okay?
400
00:21:23,959 --> 00:21:27,462
That is what we do
on Juneteenth, motherfuckers.
401
00:21:27,463 --> 00:21:29,596
-Y'all cheated, man.
-So now we cheated?
402
00:21:29,597 --> 00:21:31,366
Congratulations.
Chivalry's not dead.
403
00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:32,800
Oh, oh. Take your L and go.
404
00:21:32,801 --> 00:21:35,003
Nnam, that's something
a loser would say, Nnamdi.
405
00:21:35,004 --> 00:21:37,005
Don't be a sore loser.
406
00:21:39,408 --> 00:21:40,640
Hey, Dewayne,
you wanna run one?
407
00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:41,709
Come on, Dewayne.
408
00:21:41,710 --> 00:21:43,478
Come on, bro,
let's run one.
409
00:21:43,479 --> 00:21:46,814
Dewayne, did you just
shift in your seat at me,
you little moody ass?
410
00:21:46,815 --> 00:21:49,549
-What is wrong with Dewayne?
-He always does this.
411
00:21:49,550 --> 00:21:52,253
First, he gets all
introspective and shit,
412
00:21:52,254 --> 00:21:54,255
and then 20 minutes later...
413
00:21:56,992 --> 00:21:59,593
I fucking love this song.
Are y'all hot?
414
00:21:59,594 --> 00:22:02,463
- Kinda hot.
Oh, he needs
some water.
415
00:22:02,464 --> 00:22:05,667
Yup, that molly
finally got his ass.
416
00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,702
Oh, my God, he is wilding.
417
00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:09,971
Oh, I feel like the music is
418
00:22:09,972 --> 00:22:11,239
kissing me on my neck.
419
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:12,807
Nobody
kissing your neck.
420
00:22:12,808 --> 00:22:15,677
Yes, Dewayne.
Come on!
421
00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:20,615
You better
rip those pants off, Dewayne.
422
00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:25,653
Come on, who needs
clothes, boo? Yes!
423
00:22:25,788 --> 00:22:26,854
No. No.
424
00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:29,524
You got it going, Dewayne.
425
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:03,024
Nnamdi, is that you?
426
00:23:27,648 --> 00:23:30,952
Shit! You scared me.
427
00:23:42,531 --> 00:23:44,664
Hey, what's the problem?
428
00:23:44,665 --> 00:23:46,567
I feel bad.
429
00:23:46,568 --> 00:23:47,634
Dewayne still doesn't know
430
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:50,470
-we got back together.
-Dewayne?
431
00:23:53,375 --> 00:23:55,710
Maybe if you tell him,
432
00:23:55,711 --> 00:23:59,180
you might realize
that you outgrew your friend.
433
00:23:59,181 --> 00:24:00,680
Boy.
434
00:24:00,681 --> 00:24:02,817
You really thought
you just said something.
435
00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:06,020
"You realize you've
outgrown your friend."
436
00:24:07,556 --> 00:24:10,591
You don't know shit
about my friendship.
437
00:24:10,592 --> 00:24:12,593
Okay.
438
00:24:13,929 --> 00:24:16,397
- Oh, my God.
- Are you okay?
439
00:24:16,398 --> 00:24:18,633
My molly just hit.
440
00:24:19,635 --> 00:24:23,938
Look, I'm sorry
I lashed out.
441
00:24:23,939 --> 00:24:27,507
I was projecting a bit,
but you were overstepping.
442
00:24:29,378 --> 00:24:31,212
Now...
443
00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:34,983
take your pants off.
444
00:25:35,644 --> 00:25:37,545
Boo, motherfucker!
445
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:40,081
Bitch, you play too much.
I almost hit you.
446
00:25:40,082 --> 00:25:42,316
-Nigga, is you high?
-A little bit.
447
00:25:42,317 --> 00:25:43,584
-You on molly?
-Yeah.
448
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:44,852
Gimme some.
Where you got some at?
449
00:25:44,853 --> 00:25:46,220
-Oh, my God. Go in the house.
-Okay. Get me...
450
00:25:46,221 --> 00:25:48,289
-Get me some molly.
-Ow. You so late, move.
451
00:25:48,290 --> 00:25:50,324
Hold on! 'Bout to fuck up
my Moscato.
452
00:25:50,325 --> 00:25:52,426
-This is peach lavender.
-Go through the front door.
453
00:25:52,427 --> 00:25:54,962
-I love you.
-Love you.
454
00:25:55,497 --> 00:25:59,000
Happy Juneteenth, niggas!
Shanika in the hizzouse.
455
00:25:59,001 --> 00:26:00,334
Hey.
456
00:26:00,335 --> 00:26:02,503
- What's up, Ally?
- Girlfriend, hi!
457
00:26:02,504 --> 00:26:03,771
Yes, how are ya?
458
00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,172
It's so good to see you, boo.
Put that on ice.
459
00:26:05,173 --> 00:26:06,807
-What's up, Shanika?
Where you been?
-What up, nigga?
460
00:26:06,808 --> 00:26:10,278
I got lost, and then
my car couldn't make
it up that fucking hill.
461
00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:13,014
-Y'all, I ran into, um...
-Clifton.
462
00:26:13,015 --> 00:26:17,051
I have not seen you
since we were at the...
463
00:26:17,052 --> 00:26:19,721
- At the one...
- I don't know that nigga.
464
00:26:19,722 --> 00:26:21,322
-At the...
-School.
465
00:26:21,323 --> 00:26:22,657
-School!
-School!
466
00:26:22,658 --> 00:26:23,725
That's what it was.
467
00:26:23,726 --> 00:26:24,925
-All right.
-Yes.
468
00:26:24,926 --> 00:26:27,061
-Well, welcome.
-Thanks. I appreciate it.
469
00:26:27,062 --> 00:26:30,331
I mean, I'm surprised
I was invited, too.
470
00:26:30,332 --> 00:26:32,900
Anyway, do you guys
have an Android charger?
471
00:26:32,901 --> 00:26:34,802
I told you,
we don't support that.
472
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:37,338
All right, well,
you can't win 'em all.
473
00:26:37,339 --> 00:26:39,840
-Thanks for having me.
-Y'all, where's Lisa?
474
00:26:39,841 --> 00:26:42,376
I know y'all motherfuckers
didn't start numbing
reality without me,
475
00:26:42,377 --> 00:26:43,678
'cause if you did...
476
00:26:43,679 --> 00:26:45,913
What up, Lis?
477
00:26:46,181 --> 00:26:50,151
You smell like dick.
What the fuck you been doing?
478
00:26:51,153 --> 00:26:53,421
Oh. That's who you been doing.
479
00:26:53,422 --> 00:26:56,457
I accidentally
smelled some of the dick.
480
00:26:58,694 --> 00:27:00,294
Oh, wow.
481
00:27:00,295 --> 00:27:03,498
So, Lisa the new girl
you was telling me about?
482
00:27:11,273 --> 00:27:14,542
Oh, so suddenly it's quiet
and all eyes are on me.
483
00:27:14,543 --> 00:27:16,177
Is that my reputation?
484
00:27:16,178 --> 00:27:19,347
Something happens
and y'all just waiting
on me to be combative?
485
00:27:20,215 --> 00:27:22,883
Guys, I'm not even mad,
I promise.
486
00:27:22,884 --> 00:27:25,086
Lis, I'm tryna be
as fucked up as he is.
487
00:27:25,087 --> 00:27:26,420
Let's get
this party started.
488
00:27:26,421 --> 00:27:28,189
Yep. We should all
take shots, right?
489
00:27:28,190 --> 00:27:29,390
Yes. Please.
490
00:27:29,391 --> 00:27:31,225
Get back to handing out
these ass-whoopings in Spades.
491
00:27:31,226 --> 00:27:33,094
Who are
you talking to?
492
00:27:33,095 --> 00:27:35,329
Oh, puh-lease. 'Cause
you know good and well
493
00:27:35,330 --> 00:27:37,398
we've been whooping your ass
all night, right, Lisa?
494
00:27:37,399 --> 00:27:40,268
Y'all got lucky.
Don't let it go to your heads.
495
00:27:40,635 --> 00:27:42,370
-Hey, Dewayne.
-Hey.
496
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:45,807
Oh, my God. Gal,
it's so nice to see you again.
497
00:27:45,808 --> 00:27:48,075
-It's Clifton.
-Oh... Yes.
498
00:27:48,076 --> 00:27:49,877
Oh, my God, I'm so...
I knew that.
499
00:27:49,878 --> 00:27:51,747
I'm so sorry.
I've taken a lot of drugs.
500
00:27:51,748 --> 00:27:53,314
Do you know where
I can put my bag?
501
00:27:53,315 --> 00:27:55,049
Mmm-mmm.
502
00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:56,684
Where's Morgan and Shawn?
503
00:27:56,685 --> 00:27:59,086
I got a text last night
saying that they made it here.
504
00:27:59,087 --> 00:28:00,822
They texted us
earlier, actually,
505
00:28:00,823 --> 00:28:03,891
and told us that
they were gonna come back
later on this evening.
506
00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:06,394
-Hey, thank you.
-You're welcome.
507
00:28:06,395 --> 00:28:08,062
-Here, Clifton.
-Thank you, baby.
508
00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:10,464
No, hold it, nigga.
509
00:28:10,966 --> 00:28:12,466
-I have a toast.
-Yes!
510
00:28:12,467 --> 00:28:15,636
On this Juneteenth Day,
I would like to
celebrate freedom.
511
00:28:15,637 --> 00:28:16,772
-Freedom.
-Freedom.
512
00:28:16,773 --> 00:28:18,472
Freedom from
caring about people
513
00:28:18,473 --> 00:28:20,241
more than they care
about themselves.
514
00:28:20,242 --> 00:28:23,310
A friend of mine once told me,
"People can grow."
515
00:28:23,311 --> 00:28:24,945
At the time,
I didn't know what
she meant,
516
00:28:24,946 --> 00:28:27,883
but now I know
that she meant, "Grow apart."
517
00:28:27,884 --> 00:28:30,317
Uh-huh.
And then they die.
518
00:28:30,318 --> 00:28:32,086
-And that's called fate.
-Dewayne.
519
00:28:32,087 --> 00:28:35,322
Mmm. Cheers to having
standards and self-respect.
520
00:28:35,323 --> 00:28:37,893
To friendship for life.
521
00:28:37,894 --> 00:28:39,293
-For life.
-For life.
522
00:28:39,294 --> 00:28:41,929
Lovely. That
sounds awesome.
523
00:28:42,865 --> 00:28:45,734
Oh, my God, holy shit,
King. That tastes
like pure sugar.
524
00:28:45,735 --> 00:28:49,771
I call it King's Kool-Ayyy.
525
00:28:49,772 --> 00:28:52,406
- You drink it,
it make you go, "Ayyy."
Bruh.
526
00:28:52,407 --> 00:28:54,208
I love you, but
you gonna have
to give it up.
527
00:28:54,209 --> 00:28:55,744
Okay, you know what?
Keep drinking that shit
528
00:28:55,745 --> 00:28:56,878
and watch yourself
get some cramps.
529
00:28:56,879 --> 00:28:58,245
Shut up.
530
00:28:58,246 --> 00:28:59,915
Let's get into these Spades.
That's why we came here,
531
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:01,482
- right?
- Let's do it.
532
00:29:01,483 --> 00:29:03,350
So, look, it's gonna be
Allison and Lisa,
and me and Nnamdi.
533
00:29:03,351 --> 00:29:04,585
Uh, can I play?
534
00:29:04,586 --> 00:29:05,720
I don't know, can you?
535
00:29:05,721 --> 00:29:07,455
Well, can you teach me?
536
00:29:07,456 --> 00:29:08,890
Look, come on, bruh,
ain't nobody ever teach you
how to play Spades?
537
00:29:08,891 --> 00:29:10,658
I've played before, I just...
538
00:29:10,659 --> 00:29:12,794
-I forgot some of the...
-King?
539
00:29:12,795 --> 00:29:15,229
Look, man, we ain't
got time to be teaching
you how to play.
540
00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:17,198
You can sit on the sideline,
you can watch.
541
00:29:17,199 --> 00:29:20,234
If you learn,
cool, if not...
542
00:29:20,235 --> 00:29:23,772
Yeah, sure, of course.
I'll watch.
543
00:29:23,773 --> 00:29:25,473
You know what?
You can learn,
544
00:29:25,474 --> 00:29:27,508
but it's just that you gonna
have to be on a team
in order to learn.
545
00:29:27,509 --> 00:29:30,745
And this weekend,
it is women against boys.
546
00:29:30,746 --> 00:29:31,913
So, I mean
if you're learning,
547
00:29:31,914 --> 00:29:33,247
you got to learn
from your gender folk.
548
00:29:33,248 --> 00:29:35,550
That ain't gonna happen.
549
00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:39,921
Yeah, learn from the losers
'cause we finna getting
that ass, right?
550
00:29:39,922 --> 00:29:43,024
Okay! Bussin', baby.
551
00:29:48,697 --> 00:29:50,064
Where are you going?
552
00:29:50,065 --> 00:29:52,433
I'm gonna look
for the fuse box.
553
00:29:53,268 --> 00:29:56,837
-What the hell was that?
-What was what?
554
00:30:00,542 --> 00:30:02,409
- I see nothing.
- Was it a raccoon?
555
00:30:02,410 --> 00:30:04,111
No, it was bigger
than a raccoon.
556
00:30:04,112 --> 00:30:06,247
Was it a bear?
All right,
we gotta find the lights.
557
00:30:06,248 --> 00:30:08,282
Yeah, I'm with King.
I'm not gonna...
558
00:30:08,283 --> 00:30:09,851
Like
a bear-sized raccoon?
559
00:30:09,852 --> 00:30:11,118
Shut up. Come on.
560
00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:13,588
I don't know
this house like that.
561
00:30:18,693 --> 00:30:19,961
It's locked.
562
00:30:19,962 --> 00:30:22,096
This one, too.
Why are all the doors locked?
563
00:30:22,097 --> 00:30:23,865
Let's try this one.
564
00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:26,467
Uh, that one's locked,
too, bruh.
565
00:30:27,803 --> 00:30:29,470
-Well.
-Wait, wait.
566
00:30:29,471 --> 00:30:31,272
Who put that sign
on the door?
567
00:30:31,273 --> 00:30:33,941
That was not there earlier,
you guys.
568
00:30:36,545 --> 00:30:37,913
"Game room."
569
00:30:37,914 --> 00:30:39,513
Probably Morgan and Shawn.
570
00:30:39,514 --> 00:30:40,949
Probably just
came back earlier
571
00:30:40,950 --> 00:30:42,650
and are trying to scare
the shit out of us.
572
00:30:42,651 --> 00:30:44,853
Well, it's not funny.
- They think it's a prank
or something.
573
00:30:44,854 --> 00:30:47,054
-Morgan!
-Yo, Shawn, stop playing.
574
00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:49,089
It's locked, bruh.
It's lock...
575
00:30:49,090 --> 00:30:51,125
No, it ain't.
576
00:30:52,494 --> 00:30:54,295
Come on.
577
00:31:00,535 --> 00:31:02,370
What's this?
578
00:31:02,637 --> 00:31:04,472
Oh, hell no.
579
00:31:07,576 --> 00:31:10,011
So, the lights just come on
when they want to?
580
00:31:10,012 --> 00:31:11,645
That works.
581
00:31:11,646 --> 00:31:13,113
Game room?
582
00:31:13,114 --> 00:31:18,486
Yeah, this is some
Morgan next-level
party-planning shit, right?
583
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,322
They got all the games, too.
584
00:31:21,857 --> 00:31:24,926
Etch A Sketch.
I used to love this.
585
00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:26,927
Oh, hey.
586
00:31:26,996 --> 00:31:29,396
I love Ouija boards.
587
00:31:29,397 --> 00:31:33,067
One time I tried to
summon Gary Coleman
and he was not happy.
588
00:31:36,237 --> 00:31:39,139
Hey, look at this.
It's us from college.
589
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:40,407
Oh, let me see me.
590
00:31:40,408 --> 00:31:42,543
Um, I found Morgan's
earring earlier.
591
00:31:42,544 --> 00:31:45,013
What? These are
her great grandmother's.
592
00:31:45,014 --> 00:31:46,347
She never takes these off.
593
00:31:46,348 --> 00:31:47,648
Okay, then she's
definitely here then.
594
00:31:47,649 --> 00:31:50,018
See, y'all?
Morgan just fucking with us.
595
00:31:50,019 --> 00:31:52,152
- Yeah.
- "The Blackening"?
596
00:31:52,153 --> 00:31:55,590
Yo, what is this?
Jim Crow Monopoly?
597
00:31:55,858 --> 00:31:57,558
Whoa.
598
00:31:57,559 --> 00:31:59,027
- Uh-uh.
- This game got bad vibes.
599
00:31:59,028 --> 00:32:00,594
No. No, thank you.
600
00:32:00,595 --> 00:32:02,696
Yeah, Morgan would not
plan some stupid shit
like this, bruh.
601
00:32:02,697 --> 00:32:04,932
Nah, she wouldn't.
602
00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:12,607
King,
603
00:32:13,241 --> 00:32:15,110
I think this must be yours.
604
00:32:15,111 --> 00:32:17,979
-It's a crown.
That makes sense.
-Huh.
605
00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:21,049
-A purse. That's fitting.
-Nnamdi.
606
00:32:21,050 --> 00:32:25,152
-A pyramid? Why's that fitting?
-Because, nigga, you're
literally from Africa.
607
00:32:26,822 --> 00:32:28,690
Shanika.
608
00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:29,958
Why I gotta get a bottle?
609
00:32:29,959 --> 00:32:31,525
Because you're
literally a drunk.
610
00:32:31,526 --> 00:32:33,762
So, wait, they made one
of these specifically
for each of us?
611
00:32:33,763 --> 00:32:36,096
Yeah, I guess.
612
00:32:38,566 --> 00:32:40,267
No, no, no,
what are you doing?
613
00:32:40,268 --> 00:32:42,037
We literally came
all this way to party
614
00:32:42,038 --> 00:32:44,204
and play games,
so that's what I'm doing.
615
00:32:44,205 --> 00:32:48,275
Oh, come on, this is
clearly Morgan's work.
616
00:32:48,276 --> 00:32:50,210
I am not even tripping.
Let's just play.
617
00:32:50,211 --> 00:32:51,478
Yeah,
I'm with Allison.
618
00:32:51,479 --> 00:32:52,546
Everybody falling
for this fake creepiness,
619
00:32:52,547 --> 00:32:53,681
but I'mma beat her
at her own game.
620
00:32:53,682 --> 00:32:56,618
Yeah, Morgan, I see you.
Game on, bitch.
621
00:32:57,053 --> 00:32:58,119
I guess.
622
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,253
All right, let's get it.
623
00:32:59,254 --> 00:33:01,656
Yeah, let's get it.
624
00:33:02,290 --> 00:33:05,392
So, I guess the question is
how do we play?
625
00:33:05,393 --> 00:33:07,261
Ask the little
racist nigga here.
626
00:33:07,262 --> 00:33:11,098
Pick a card
and save Morgan.
627
00:33:11,566 --> 00:33:15,002
The hell?
What it mean
"save Morgan"?
628
00:33:25,181 --> 00:33:26,781
-Shit. It's locked.
-That's not funny, King.
629
00:33:26,782 --> 00:33:30,250
See, that makes me
nervous, and I throw up
when I'm nervous.
630
00:33:30,251 --> 00:33:32,120
- Move, King.
- Maybe it's a push.
631
00:33:32,121 --> 00:33:33,520
Talking about
it's locked.
632
00:33:33,521 --> 00:33:35,757
Your ass couldn't open it,
that's why.
633
00:33:35,758 --> 00:33:36,825
If you just, um...
634
00:33:36,826 --> 00:33:39,127
Did you try pushing it?
I think you should push.
635
00:33:39,128 --> 00:33:40,227
You just jerk it off.
There you go.
636
00:33:40,228 --> 00:33:42,329
Nigga, kill yourself.
637
00:33:42,697 --> 00:33:44,933
-Y'all, it's locked.
-See? See, I told you.
638
00:33:44,934 --> 00:33:46,935
-This is why I don't
go to fucking cabins...
-I'm about to snap.
639
00:33:46,936 --> 00:33:50,805
Everyone, calm down
so we can figure out
what's going on.
640
00:34:01,217 --> 00:34:03,250
Wait, what the...
641
00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:07,588
- Oh, God, no.
- Is that Morgan?
642
00:34:07,589 --> 00:34:11,358
-Oh, no, Morgan.
-Oh, my God.
643
00:34:11,359 --> 00:34:13,194
Y'all, we gotta get
the fuck up outta here.
644
00:34:13,195 --> 00:34:14,695
Oh, my God, Morgan!
645
00:34:14,696 --> 00:34:18,032
Allison, you're gonna have
to shut the hell up!
646
00:34:18,033 --> 00:34:20,301
I'm sorry.
647
00:34:21,036 --> 00:34:23,103
Please...
648
00:34:23,505 --> 00:34:27,242
Lisa, Nnamdi,
Allison, Dewayne,
649
00:34:27,243 --> 00:34:29,643
Shanika, King, Clifton.
650
00:34:29,644 --> 00:34:31,212
It said
our names, y'all.
651
00:34:31,213 --> 00:34:32,613
This shit is
"personal" personal.
652
00:34:32,614 --> 00:34:33,882
How the fuck is
it doing this?
653
00:34:33,883 --> 00:34:35,750
The rules are simple.
Answer correctly
654
00:34:35,751 --> 00:34:38,352
before the second hand
completes one revolution,
655
00:34:38,353 --> 00:34:39,553
you move a space.
656
00:34:39,554 --> 00:34:41,522
If you answer
10 questions correctly,
657
00:34:41,523 --> 00:34:43,825
she lives
and you're all free to go.
658
00:34:43,826 --> 00:34:46,695
Get one wrong, she dies.
659
00:34:47,062 --> 00:34:51,298
Oh, my God, guys, look.
There is someone with her.
660
00:34:52,935 --> 00:34:56,871
Refuse to play, and you die,
just like Shawn did.
661
00:34:56,872 --> 00:34:58,173
Oh, shit!
662
00:34:58,174 --> 00:35:00,041
No! Shawn.
663
00:35:00,042 --> 00:35:02,877
-Oh, my God.
-Fuck.
664
00:35:03,179 --> 00:35:04,444
- Fuck.
- Now, what?
665
00:35:04,445 --> 00:35:06,915
Well, guys,
I'm scared, too,
666
00:35:06,916 --> 00:35:11,152
uh, but the voice
made it very clear.
667
00:35:11,153 --> 00:35:14,289
We have an opportunity
to save Morgan,
668
00:35:14,290 --> 00:35:16,991
so why don't we just
play the game?
669
00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:19,393
So, shall we begin?
670
00:35:23,265 --> 00:35:25,634
I think we have
to play the game.
671
00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:33,675
Pick a card.
672
00:35:37,313 --> 00:35:40,547
Okay. "Question one.
Who's Sojourner Truth?
673
00:35:40,548 --> 00:35:43,383
An abolitionist,
and women's rights activist.
674
00:35:43,384 --> 00:35:44,886
An entrepreneur.
675
00:35:44,887 --> 00:35:47,789
"Or C: Harriet Tubman.
Right answer or death."
676
00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:49,224
What the fuck?
Are you serious?
677
00:35:49,225 --> 00:35:51,391
So, he just gon' force us
to do a Black history test?
678
00:35:51,392 --> 00:35:52,927
I don't understand.
Why make us play this game?
679
00:35:52,928 --> 00:35:54,595
If you just gonna kill us,
just kill us.
680
00:35:54,596 --> 00:35:56,064
Shut the fuck up, Dewayne.
681
00:35:56,065 --> 00:35:57,832
Look, just answer
the question.
It's A, of course.
682
00:35:57,833 --> 00:36:00,568
Good for you.
You have a point.
683
00:36:01,203 --> 00:36:02,804
What you doing?
Move all our pieces.
684
00:36:02,805 --> 00:36:04,773
My bad.
685
00:36:08,509 --> 00:36:11,345
Pick a card.
686
00:36:14,449 --> 00:36:17,819
"How many seasons did
dark Aunt Viv play Aunt Viv
687
00:36:17,820 --> 00:36:20,188
"in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
before being replaced
688
00:36:20,189 --> 00:36:21,956
"by light-skinned Aunt Viv?
689
00:36:21,957 --> 00:36:23,091
"Right answer or death."
690
00:36:23,092 --> 00:36:25,659
Okay, so, Tyra Banks came
in the college years,
691
00:36:25,660 --> 00:36:28,262
-and then
Ashley started singing.
-I know the answer.
692
00:36:29,198 --> 00:36:30,899
Little Nicky
came in season 4,
693
00:36:30,900 --> 00:36:32,333
and that was
light-skin Aunt Viv,
694
00:36:32,334 --> 00:36:34,035
so it had to be before that.
695
00:36:34,036 --> 00:36:35,535
-It's three.
-Are you sure?
696
00:36:35,536 --> 00:36:38,239
Yes, nigga. I'm sure.
It's three.
697
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,041
- That is correct.
- Whoo!
698
00:36:40,042 --> 00:36:41,408
Gosh, team, we're on a roll.
699
00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:44,444
We're doing it, really,
we're moving and grooving.
700
00:36:44,445 --> 00:36:46,114
-Okay.
-Let's go.
701
00:36:46,115 --> 00:36:48,349
"What does the NAACP
stand for?
702
00:36:48,350 --> 00:36:51,585
"A. Negroes At Applebee's
Cooking Pasta."
703
00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:53,288
Oh, my God,
this is so offensive.
704
00:36:53,289 --> 00:36:55,857
Uh, the National Association
for the Advancement
of Colored People.
705
00:36:55,858 --> 00:36:59,761
- Fuck you.
-Correct. Pick another card.
706
00:37:03,732 --> 00:37:05,266
All right.
"Every Black person should be
707
00:37:05,267 --> 00:37:07,068
"familiar with the Black
national anthem,
708
00:37:07,069 --> 00:37:08,202
"Lift Every Voice and Sing.
709
00:37:08,203 --> 00:37:10,570
"While every Black person
knows the first verse,
710
00:37:10,571 --> 00:37:12,941
"sing the second verse,
or else."
711
00:37:15,476 --> 00:37:17,045
I only know
the first verse, bruh.
712
00:37:17,046 --> 00:37:19,080
Yeah, same. Honestly,
I just be making up words.
713
00:37:19,081 --> 00:37:21,082
Nigga, I know
the Pledge of Allegiance.
714
00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,484
That song has like 14 verses.
715
00:37:24,954 --> 00:37:26,553
Somebody better
fucking sing something.
716
00:37:26,554 --> 00:37:30,158
♪ Stony the road we trod
717
00:37:30,159 --> 00:37:33,127
♪ Bitter the chastening rod
718
00:37:33,128 --> 00:37:34,594
♪ Felt in the days
719
00:37:34,595 --> 00:37:39,233
♪ When hope unborn had died
720
00:37:39,234 --> 00:37:42,403
♪ Yet with a steady beat
721
00:37:42,404 --> 00:37:45,472
♪ Have not our weary feet
722
00:37:45,473 --> 00:37:47,574
♪ Come to the place
723
00:37:47,575 --> 00:37:52,847
♪ For which
Our fathers sighed? ♪
724
00:37:52,848 --> 00:37:55,582
Is that right?
725
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:57,584
- Correct.
- Whoo! Yes!
726
00:37:57,585 --> 00:37:59,087
-Yo!
-Yes!
727
00:37:59,088 --> 00:38:03,758
- I'm in love. I'm in love.
- Al, that was gorgeous.
728
00:38:06,627 --> 00:38:09,197
Swag, the gas mask,
and a motherfucking pacemaker.
729
00:38:09,198 --> 00:38:11,565
- That's 15 Black inventions,
right? Let's go.
730
00:38:11,566 --> 00:38:14,202
Correct.
731
00:38:14,203 --> 00:38:15,569
-Okay.
-Pick a card.
732
00:38:15,570 --> 00:38:17,138
Whoo! Come on.
733
00:38:17,139 --> 00:38:21,275
"In Nas' One Mic,
subtract the number
of blunts,
734
00:38:21,276 --> 00:38:24,312
"pages and pens
that Nas needs from
the number of shots..."
735
00:38:24,313 --> 00:38:26,047
-It's Nas.
-Nas.
736
00:38:26,048 --> 00:38:29,649
"Nas needs from
the number of shots
that hit the crew."
737
00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:31,019
Why y'all looking at me?
738
00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:32,453
You finna die
if y'all expect me
to answer that.
739
00:38:32,454 --> 00:38:34,489
Wait, wait, wait, no,
I know this one.
740
00:38:34,490 --> 00:38:37,959
All right, so,
you need one blunt,
741
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,659
one page, one pen,
742
00:38:39,660 --> 00:38:41,595
-right, which is three.
-Yeah.
743
00:38:41,596 --> 00:38:45,166
And two twin Glocks,
which is 16, which is 32.
744
00:38:45,167 --> 00:38:48,803
Jesus was 33,
six hit the crew,
but 27 went into you.
745
00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:51,671
27 minus 3 is 24.
It's 24.
746
00:38:51,672 --> 00:38:52,874
-Are you sure?
-Positive!
747
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:55,043
That is correct.
748
00:38:57,246 --> 00:39:00,680
And I like your math.
Pick another card.
749
00:39:00,681 --> 00:39:02,582
"Name five Black actors
that have appeared
750
00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:03,951
"on the hit TV show Friends."
751
00:39:03,952 --> 00:39:05,520
This is
a trick question, right?
752
00:39:05,521 --> 00:39:09,057
I should know this,
but I was more
a Becker kind of guy.
753
00:39:09,892 --> 00:39:13,728
Why y'all looking at me?
I ain't never seen the show.
754
00:39:15,798 --> 00:39:17,932
But I do know
Aisha Tyler was on it once,
755
00:39:17,933 --> 00:39:20,201
playing the love interest
of Joey and Ross.
So, that's one.
756
00:39:20,202 --> 00:39:22,503
I never watched
the show either,
but I do know
757
00:39:22,504 --> 00:39:23,871
Gabrielle Union was
on the show.
758
00:39:23,872 --> 00:39:26,140
She was also a love interest
for Joey and Ross.
759
00:39:26,141 --> 00:39:27,707
Wait, is that
the show about all
760
00:39:27,708 --> 00:39:29,444
-the White people in New York?
-Yeah, on the couch.
761
00:39:29,445 --> 00:39:30,878
Yeah, I didn't watch
that shit either.
762
00:39:30,879 --> 00:39:32,579
But I do know that
Craig Robinson was on it,
763
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:34,048
but I don't know
who he played, though.
764
00:39:34,049 --> 00:39:36,284
And Mr. Moseby. He played
Chandler's boss. Phill Lewis.
765
00:39:36,285 --> 00:39:38,820
-Shit, yeah, that's four.
-So all y'all watched that show?
766
00:39:38,821 --> 00:39:42,590
-We need one more.
-Your time is almost up.
767
00:39:44,293 --> 00:39:47,895
Um, um, um, dark-skinned
Aunt Viv also played one
of Chandler's bosses.
768
00:39:47,896 --> 00:39:49,130
You know,
they were very
"plug and play"
769
00:39:49,131 --> 00:39:50,531
with the Black people
on that show.
770
00:39:50,532 --> 00:39:51,631
So, y'all did
watch that show?
771
00:39:51,632 --> 00:39:52,699
Okay, but what was
her name again?
772
00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:54,235
-Um...
-Queen Janet Hubert.
773
00:39:54,236 --> 00:39:55,336
-Yes!
-Yes!
774
00:39:55,337 --> 00:39:56,703
Come on now, you're my girl.
775
00:39:56,704 --> 00:39:58,473
Wrong.
776
00:39:58,474 --> 00:40:00,441
The correct answer was,
"I don't know.
777
00:40:00,442 --> 00:40:01,608
I don't watch that show.
778
00:40:01,609 --> 00:40:02,944
"I watch Living Single."
779
00:40:02,945 --> 00:40:05,079
Aw, you can't do that.
That ain't what you asked.
780
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:06,748
Damn!
781
00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,653
Help! Help me, please!
782
00:40:13,654 --> 00:40:15,723
Is that thing
attached to her head?
783
00:40:15,724 --> 00:40:19,027
- No, Morgan.
Oh, shit,
he about to scalp her.
784
00:40:20,829 --> 00:40:22,964
Shit!
785
00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:24,932
Ooh, bitch, that's some
good-ass wig glue.
786
00:40:24,933 --> 00:40:27,235
Now, get the fuck up
out of there!
787
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,574
Come on, bitch, you gotta
fight for your fucking' life!
788
00:40:33,575 --> 00:40:36,144
Morgan, get the hell
out of there!
789
00:40:37,012 --> 00:40:39,046
We gotta get the fuck
outta here. We gotta go.
790
00:40:39,047 --> 00:40:40,515
Nnamdi, come help me
with the door.
791
00:40:40,516 --> 00:40:42,416
I got you.
Let's break this thing down.
792
00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:43,985
What the... Oh, shit. It's open.
793
00:40:43,986 --> 00:40:46,787
It's open?
Let's get out of here, guys.
Come on, let's go.
794
00:40:46,788 --> 00:40:47,922
Move, Clifton. Let's go.
795
00:40:47,923 --> 00:40:49,891
None of us
motherfucking dying today.
796
00:40:49,892 --> 00:40:52,226
Move, bitch.
Get out of my way.
797
00:40:52,861 --> 00:40:55,196
Come on. Check the doors.
798
00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:58,533
Fuck! It's locked.
Somebody break the window.
799
00:40:58,534 --> 00:41:00,535
Yeah, break it.
800
00:41:00,701 --> 00:41:02,971
Y'all, move. Duck!
801
00:41:05,307 --> 00:41:06,673
Fuck!
802
00:41:06,674 --> 00:41:09,010
What type
of glass is that?
803
00:41:11,213 --> 00:41:14,849
-This place is like a prison.
-Oh, my God.
804
00:41:15,317 --> 00:41:17,118
Guys.
805
00:41:19,121 --> 00:41:21,089
Look at our cars.
806
00:41:33,802 --> 00:41:35,937
Morgan.
807
00:41:42,844 --> 00:41:45,813
Come on!
Open the door!
808
00:41:49,284 --> 00:41:50,451
She's in the basement!
809
00:41:50,452 --> 00:41:53,221
- Come on. Move!
- Morgan, we're coming!
810
00:41:53,222 --> 00:41:54,755
Morgan,
hold on, we got it.
811
00:41:54,756 --> 00:41:56,624
Morgan, hold tight.
We gonna get you out.
812
00:41:56,625 --> 00:41:58,226
Let me try it.
On three.
All right, come on.
813
00:41:58,227 --> 00:41:59,894
Ready? Pull.
814
00:41:59,895 --> 00:42:01,329
Morgan, he's behind you.
815
00:42:01,330 --> 00:42:04,165
-Oh, my God,
he's behind you.
-He's behind her!
816
00:42:04,166 --> 00:42:05,933
He's right behind you.
Hey, Morgan,
he's right behind you.
817
00:42:05,934 --> 00:42:07,535
No, please!
818
00:42:07,536 --> 00:42:08,736
He's walking up the stairs.
819
00:42:08,737 --> 00:42:10,738
Oh, my God,
he's walking up the stairs.
820
00:42:10,739 --> 00:42:12,006
Hurry up,
he's walking up the stairs!
821
00:42:12,007 --> 00:42:13,341
He's coming up the stairs.
Watch out!
822
00:42:13,342 --> 00:42:16,043
-Oh, my God, I'mma throw up.
-I'm gonna throw up.
823
00:42:16,044 --> 00:42:17,411
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna throw up.
824
00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:19,247
-Somebody, do something.
-Somebody better...
825
00:42:19,248 --> 00:42:21,115
Do something!
826
00:42:21,116 --> 00:42:25,086
King, where you going?
Come on, man, I need help.
827
00:42:28,223 --> 00:42:30,124
Morgan, we got you.
828
00:42:30,325 --> 00:42:32,260
-You got a gun?
-Bruh, I knew you had a gun.
829
00:42:32,261 --> 00:42:33,160
Wow, that's profiling.
830
00:42:33,161 --> 00:42:34,362
How come
you didn't use it before?
831
00:42:34,363 --> 00:42:37,064
On what? The TV, nigga?
Move out the way.
832
00:42:37,065 --> 00:42:40,234
Morgan, stand back.
I'mma shoot the lock off.
833
00:42:47,609 --> 00:42:50,978
-Y'all be shooting in here.
-Morgan.
834
00:42:53,982 --> 00:42:55,116
-Y'all see something?
-No.
835
00:42:55,117 --> 00:42:56,617
You wanna borrow my glasses?
836
00:42:56,618 --> 00:42:58,319
Morgan!
837
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,822
Hold tight, yo.
I'm coming to get you.
838
00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:07,061
Morgan, we right here.
We gon' get you out.
839
00:43:23,645 --> 00:43:25,646
Morgan!
840
00:43:26,716 --> 00:43:29,250
Maybe try her last name.
841
00:43:29,451 --> 00:43:31,285
-Morgan!
-Morgan.
842
00:43:49,871 --> 00:43:52,073
Get your...
Hey, get your...
843
00:43:52,074 --> 00:43:53,841
Fuck!
844
00:43:53,842 --> 00:43:55,276
Will somebody fucking help me?
845
00:43:55,277 --> 00:43:57,645
Okay!
846
00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,681
-Oh, shit! Oh, God!
-Did I get him?
847
00:44:00,682 --> 00:44:02,149
You're like King Arthur.
848
00:44:02,150 --> 00:44:04,051
This motherfucker shot me
in my shoulder.
849
00:44:04,052 --> 00:44:06,287
Take this shit out of me.
850
00:44:06,288 --> 00:44:09,924
Lisa, get a knife.
851
00:44:09,925 --> 00:44:12,860
-Okay. This is too big.
-Allison, you pull it out.
852
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:14,562
I'm not pulling that shit out.
You pull it out.
853
00:44:14,563 --> 00:44:16,697
Wait. Okay.
854
00:44:16,698 --> 00:44:18,734
I got a good one! Here you go.
855
00:44:18,735 --> 00:44:20,468
-Stab him!
-Who, me?
856
00:44:20,469 --> 00:44:22,436
Yes, you, bitch. Gimme that.
857
00:44:30,579 --> 00:44:33,347
Put it back in. Put it back in!
858
00:44:34,216 --> 00:44:36,718
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
859
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:38,619
-Are you guys okay?
-I stabbed him.
860
00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:39,721
It's over.
861
00:44:39,722 --> 00:44:41,989
Everybody, get down!
862
00:44:47,696 --> 00:44:49,897
Stay down!
863
00:44:57,439 --> 00:44:59,006
He's gone, y'all!
864
00:44:59,007 --> 00:45:00,641
Okay, let's go.
865
00:45:00,642 --> 00:45:01,777
Get back
to the game room.
866
00:45:01,778 --> 00:45:03,377
Yes, oh, my God,
let's go!
867
00:45:03,378 --> 00:45:06,147
Oh, wait, Nnamdi!
We need to bring King.
868
00:45:06,148 --> 00:45:09,383
- Come on.
- Oh, shit.
869
00:45:10,252 --> 00:45:12,420
- Go.
- I'm fine.
870
00:45:19,361 --> 00:45:21,295
Okay. Fuck, fuck.
871
00:45:21,864 --> 00:45:23,230
Allison, get this shit
outta my back.
872
00:45:23,231 --> 00:45:24,598
- I don't know how.
- Allison!
873
00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:26,167
-What?
-Get this shit out!
874
00:45:26,168 --> 00:45:27,701
Take the shit out of his back!
875
00:45:27,702 --> 00:45:29,937
Okay!
876
00:45:30,338 --> 00:45:33,808
I'm gonna do it on three.
One, two...
877
00:45:35,944 --> 00:45:38,779
- Oh, shit!
- Shit!
878
00:45:39,948 --> 00:45:42,684
What happened to you, Allison?
879
00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:46,654
Bad news. They...
He locked us in again.
880
00:45:46,655 --> 00:45:47,856
-What?
-He locked us in again.
881
00:45:47,857 --> 00:45:50,558
-What the fuck?
-Oh, God. King! King.
882
00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:51,525
Oh, my God, we lost him!
883
00:45:51,526 --> 00:45:54,662
Nigga, fuck.
Shit, I'm resting my eyes.
884
00:45:54,663 --> 00:45:56,263
God damn! Keep talking.
885
00:45:56,264 --> 00:45:58,299
Okay, great.
Guys, guys, we need a plan.
886
00:45:58,300 --> 00:46:00,034
If the killer comes
back in here, we're next.
887
00:46:00,035 --> 00:46:01,602
Girl, how the fuck
did this happen?
888
00:46:01,603 --> 00:46:03,370
I was trying to help King.
889
00:46:03,371 --> 00:46:05,973
Hey, babe, she's gonna need
something to wrap that.
890
00:46:07,910 --> 00:46:10,077
Damn.
891
00:46:10,345 --> 00:46:12,213
Painkillers. Anybody got
any painkillers?
892
00:46:12,214 --> 00:46:13,647
Shit.
893
00:46:13,648 --> 00:46:14,916
Listen, think.
894
00:46:14,917 --> 00:46:16,818
Are there any White people
who wanna kill us?
895
00:46:16,819 --> 00:46:18,219
I mean,
potentially all of 'em.
896
00:46:18,220 --> 00:46:20,054
I mean, a white guy said
he wanted to kill me yesterday.
897
00:46:20,055 --> 00:46:21,455
-What? Who?
-I don't know.
898
00:46:21,456 --> 00:46:23,123
He was just some stranger
on Twitter.
899
00:46:23,124 --> 00:46:24,291
He was mad at me
because I said
900
00:46:24,292 --> 00:46:25,827
that the O'Reilly Auto Parts
theme song
901
00:46:25,828 --> 00:46:28,897
was more culturally relevant
than the Star-Spangled Banner.
902
00:46:28,898 --> 00:46:30,331
I mean, you're not wrong.
903
00:46:30,332 --> 00:46:34,301
♪ O, O, O, O'Reilly's
904
00:46:34,302 --> 00:46:35,804
♪ Auto parts ♪
905
00:46:35,805 --> 00:46:37,538
Ow! Ooh, that's a good song.
906
00:46:37,539 --> 00:46:38,940
Pick a card.
907
00:46:38,941 --> 00:46:40,942
-We're not picking
any more cards, bruh.
-Are you sure?
908
00:46:40,943 --> 00:46:44,645
The outcome of this situation
depends on your participation.
909
00:46:44,646 --> 00:46:45,714
Wait, what are you doing?
910
00:46:45,715 --> 00:46:47,147
Well, we gotta
finish the game.
911
00:46:47,148 --> 00:46:49,550
-No, we don't.
-I would suggest you
pick a card.
912
00:46:49,551 --> 00:46:52,521
You heard what he said.
Girl, pick a card.
913
00:46:54,189 --> 00:46:55,523
"In your predicament,
914
00:46:55,524 --> 00:46:57,424
"the Black character is
always the first to die.
915
00:46:57,425 --> 00:47:01,362
"I will spare your lives
if you sacrifice the person
916
00:47:01,363 --> 00:47:02,931
"you deem the Blackest to me."
917
00:47:02,932 --> 00:47:04,932
The Blackest?
918
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,735
"Choose someone to sacrifice.
919
00:47:06,736 --> 00:47:09,203
"You don't play my game,
you all die.
You have two minutes."
920
00:47:09,204 --> 00:47:11,773
No, we're not playing
the fucking game. We're done.
921
00:47:11,774 --> 00:47:14,875
You have 2 minutes
to decide.
922
00:47:16,211 --> 00:47:17,846
It don't even make sense,
"the Blackest."
923
00:47:17,847 --> 00:47:19,146
That is so subjective.
924
00:47:19,147 --> 00:47:20,749
Well, shit, Shanika.
She say "Nigga" the most.
925
00:47:20,750 --> 00:47:22,516
-Nigga!
-See?
926
00:47:22,517 --> 00:47:24,552
Well, someone has to
get picked or we all end up
like Morgan and Shawn.
927
00:47:24,553 --> 00:47:26,788
All right, look,
nobody should judge anybody
in here, bruh.
928
00:47:26,789 --> 00:47:28,222
I know you ain't over here
trying to argue about
929
00:47:28,223 --> 00:47:30,357
who should be
the Blackest here, Nnamdi.
930
00:47:30,358 --> 00:47:33,862
-What, why?
-Because you are
a literal African, Nnamdi.
931
00:47:33,863 --> 00:47:36,297
You are, like, still in its
original packaging Black.
932
00:47:36,298 --> 00:47:39,199
I'm sorry, boo, but on paper,
you the Blackest.
933
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:41,002
First of all,
I'm from Oakland, all right,
934
00:47:41,003 --> 00:47:42,136
and my daddy's
from South Africa.
935
00:47:42,137 --> 00:47:44,271
So, Townbiz,
Raider Nation, Go A's,
936
00:47:44,272 --> 00:47:46,340
Michael B. Jordan, Fruitvale
Station off top, bruh.
937
00:47:46,341 --> 00:47:47,675
Mmm. That just
makes you Blacker.
938
00:47:47,676 --> 00:47:49,143
Mmm-hmm.
939
00:47:49,144 --> 00:47:50,544
But if anybody is
the Blackest here,
940
00:47:50,545 --> 00:47:53,113
it's African diaspora,
Angela Rye head ass over here.
941
00:47:53,114 --> 00:47:55,516
-Wow, Nnamdi, really?
-Yeah!
942
00:47:55,517 --> 00:47:57,451
Okay. So,
that's what we doing?
943
00:47:57,452 --> 00:47:59,653
Because every single time
one of y'all make a joke,
944
00:47:59,654 --> 00:48:02,423
it's always,
"Oh, Allison, you White this.
Allison, you White that."
945
00:48:02,424 --> 00:48:05,392
But now, when it is
the most convenient for you,
946
00:48:05,393 --> 00:48:06,594
you wanna use my Blackness?
947
00:48:06,595 --> 00:48:08,730
-Absolutely.
-Absolutely not, nigga.
948
00:48:08,731 --> 00:48:11,332
Because guess what?
If we playing this game,
949
00:48:11,333 --> 00:48:15,870
my daddy is White with "wha",
so it's surely not me.
950
00:48:15,871 --> 00:48:17,404
-King?
-King?
951
00:48:17,405 --> 00:48:19,406
-Yeah, King.
-'Cause you the one with the gun
and you gangsta.
952
00:48:19,407 --> 00:48:21,675
I'm a ex-gangsta, all right?
I changed my life.
953
00:48:21,676 --> 00:48:23,177
And I'm married
to a White woman, so...
954
00:48:23,178 --> 00:48:25,579
-That does not help.
-You right. I'mma shut up.
955
00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:26,480
90 seconds.
956
00:48:26,481 --> 00:48:28,248
Oh, my God,
this is not working.
957
00:48:28,249 --> 00:48:30,085
I'mma need so much therapy
if we get through this.
958
00:48:30,086 --> 00:48:31,485
What about Dewayne?
959
00:48:31,486 --> 00:48:33,922
Girl, shut your ass up.
Did you not hear
what I said?
960
00:48:33,923 --> 00:48:35,656
Therapy.
Black people don't do therapy.
961
00:48:35,657 --> 00:48:37,558
Well, actually, Black people are
slowly but surely
962
00:48:37,559 --> 00:48:39,728
adopting healthier
mental health lifestyles.
963
00:48:39,729 --> 00:48:41,062
Hey, big fucking deal.
964
00:48:41,063 --> 00:48:42,429
No, deadass, big fucking deal.
965
00:48:42,430 --> 00:48:43,965
We've come a long way.
It's a beautiful thing.
966
00:48:43,966 --> 00:48:45,532
-Yeah.
-We have.
967
00:48:45,533 --> 00:48:47,936
But that's not the point.
The point is
y'all can't pick me.
968
00:48:47,937 --> 00:48:49,037
I'm gay.
969
00:48:49,038 --> 00:48:50,571
Nigga, you always
using that shit.
970
00:48:50,572 --> 00:48:52,439
No, no. And just like
my homophobic family member
says,
971
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:56,011
"Gayness is just whiteness
wrapped up in a bunch of dicks,"
and today, I agree.
972
00:48:56,012 --> 00:48:57,078
"Bunch of dicks"?
973
00:48:57,079 --> 00:48:58,345
70 seconds left.
974
00:48:58,346 --> 00:49:00,414
-Look, we gotta pick somebody.
-We can't.
975
00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:01,850
You know what?
What about Clifton?
976
00:49:01,851 --> 00:49:03,584
Yeah, why we can't
pick his little weak-ass?
977
00:49:03,585 --> 00:49:05,252
You over there
quiet in the corner,
978
00:49:05,253 --> 00:49:08,023
but you did not get invited
to this event,
but yet you showed up.
979
00:49:08,024 --> 00:49:09,289
That is some Black shit, nigga.
980
00:49:09,290 --> 00:49:10,859
Blackity Black, bro.
981
00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:14,029
Guys,
I was invited by Morgan.
982
00:49:14,030 --> 00:49:16,131
-How?
-60 seconds.
983
00:49:16,132 --> 00:49:18,533
Morgan sent me an e-vite.
984
00:49:19,534 --> 00:49:21,468
Guys, I can prove
I'm not the Blackest.
985
00:49:21,469 --> 00:49:22,771
Prove it.
986
00:49:22,772 --> 00:49:25,272
-I've never seen Friday.
-What the fuck?
987
00:49:25,273 --> 00:49:28,242
I thought Black Twitter
was a type of seasoning.
988
00:49:28,243 --> 00:49:32,113
Um, I like Jimmy Fallon
without The Roots.
989
00:49:32,114 --> 00:49:33,848
-That's wrong.
-Um...
990
00:49:33,849 --> 00:49:37,184
Beyonce's Super Bowl performance
made me unsafe.
991
00:49:37,185 --> 00:49:39,320
Same.
992
00:49:39,421 --> 00:49:41,723
I voted for Trump.
993
00:49:41,724 --> 00:49:43,692
-What?
-What?
994
00:49:44,827 --> 00:49:46,226
Twice.
995
00:49:46,227 --> 00:49:49,998
Stop. Stop. Stop.
996
00:49:49,999 --> 00:49:51,699
Get your hands... Stop!
997
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:54,102
We have a minute left.
Somebody trying to kill us,
998
00:49:54,103 --> 00:49:56,971
and arguing is only
gonna make it easier.
999
00:49:56,972 --> 00:50:00,040
We need a plan.
1000
00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:03,477
Our ancestors did not die
for us to abandon each other,
1001
00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:08,617
our morals and our Blackness
at the moment's notice
in the face of adversity.
1002
00:50:11,087 --> 00:50:15,322
Boy, I know you did not just go
into some complete,
dramatic-ass monologue
1003
00:50:15,323 --> 00:50:17,759
when you knew
we only had one minute left.
1004
00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:18,860
Time is almost out.
1005
00:50:18,861 --> 00:50:21,361
Girl, you talking
just as long as me. Shit.
1006
00:50:21,362 --> 00:50:22,797
20 seconds.
1007
00:50:22,798 --> 00:50:26,233
Look, y'all, we just need
to pick somebody, all right.
1008
00:50:26,234 --> 00:50:29,236
And I'm sorry, Clifton,
for that dumb-ass shit that
you just said, I pick you, bruh.
1009
00:50:29,237 --> 00:50:31,906
-No.
-I pick your MAGA ass, too.
1010
00:50:31,907 --> 00:50:35,110
- No.
- Allison?
1011
00:50:35,111 --> 00:50:36,945
I vote for Clifton.
1012
00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:39,446
-King?
-This nigga.
1013
00:50:39,447 --> 00:50:41,248
Bae.
1014
00:50:42,584 --> 00:50:43,818
Bae.
1015
00:50:43,819 --> 00:50:47,589
I mean, I guess
I don't have a choice.
I pick Clifton.
1016
00:50:47,622 --> 00:50:48,689
Dewayne?
1017
00:50:48,690 --> 00:50:50,759
5 seconds.
1018
00:50:51,392 --> 00:50:53,662
I'm so sorry, Clifton.
1019
00:50:53,963 --> 00:50:55,596
I pick you.
1020
00:50:55,597 --> 00:50:58,567
-Your time is up.
-Wow.
1021
00:50:59,267 --> 00:51:01,502
You know, I really thought
we connected.
1022
00:51:01,503 --> 00:51:03,104
You know, if you guys
had any more sense,
1023
00:51:03,105 --> 00:51:05,740
you'd know that
this is what the game
wanted us to do.
1024
00:51:05,741 --> 00:51:09,310
To turn on each other.
To act like animals.
1025
00:51:09,377 --> 00:51:11,780
You gave it what it wanted.
1026
00:51:13,816 --> 00:51:17,151
-All right.
-Nigga!
1027
00:51:28,030 --> 00:51:30,331
All lives matter.
1028
00:51:55,590 --> 00:51:58,425
Oh!
1029
00:51:59,327 --> 00:52:02,296
-That didn't feel right.
-I'll go get him.
1030
00:52:07,335 --> 00:52:09,336
It's locked again.
1031
00:52:21,616 --> 00:52:22,984
Do you like Hunger Games?
1032
00:52:22,985 --> 00:52:26,754
I love the books
but you probably don't
even read.
1033
00:52:26,755 --> 00:52:30,925
Uh, maybe we can talk this out,
you know. Um...
1034
00:52:30,926 --> 00:52:32,727
Dang it.
1035
00:52:47,810 --> 00:52:49,611
Fuck.
1036
00:52:52,081 --> 00:52:53,882
Oh, my God.
1037
00:52:54,649 --> 00:52:56,618
Oh, no.
1038
00:53:04,692 --> 00:53:08,897
Well, I mean,
he did vote for Trump.
1039
00:53:10,498 --> 00:53:12,399
- Twice.
Oh, my God,
is it over?
1040
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,402
- You did not follow the rules.
- Clifton did not vote.
1041
00:53:15,403 --> 00:53:16,971
Space revoked. Pick a card.
1042
00:53:16,972 --> 00:53:19,240
What?
- Oh, my God, this game
is impossible to win.
1043
00:53:19,241 --> 00:53:20,975
-No. Hell, no!
-You have time
1044
00:53:20,976 --> 00:53:22,442
-to save yourself.
-I'm not playing this fucking
game anymore, man.
1045
00:53:22,443 --> 00:53:24,512
You have to save yourself.
Save yourself...
1046
00:53:28,650 --> 00:53:30,651
So, you don't want to play?
1047
00:53:30,652 --> 00:53:32,686
We refuse.
No more fucking games.
1048
00:53:32,687 --> 00:53:36,357
That would mean
you automatically move
into sudden death.
1049
00:53:36,358 --> 00:53:37,725
-Sudden death?
-What?
1050
00:53:37,726 --> 00:53:40,795
The rules are simple.
Survive.
1051
00:53:40,796 --> 00:53:43,765
The door to the game room
is open.
1052
00:53:45,067 --> 00:53:46,401
You'll have 3 minutes of safety
1053
00:53:46,402 --> 00:53:49,137
before I open
the rest of the doors
in the house.
1054
00:53:49,138 --> 00:53:53,707
Now, are your chances better
outside or in?
1055
00:53:53,708 --> 00:53:57,511
You must choose
or face the consequences.
1056
00:53:57,512 --> 00:53:59,814
Ugh. I hate this bitch's voice!
1057
00:53:59,815 --> 00:54:01,448
3 minutes.
1058
00:54:02,851 --> 00:54:05,153
-So, what do we do?
-What do you mean,
"What do we do," girl?
1059
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,521
I'm not gonna stay
in this fucking mouse trap.
1060
00:54:07,522 --> 00:54:09,290
We got to get the hell up
out of here.
1061
00:54:09,291 --> 00:54:10,624
Why? So he can just
attack us outside?
1062
00:54:10,625 --> 00:54:13,928
Look, Clifton was right.
This game has rules,
1063
00:54:13,929 --> 00:54:16,898
and whatever the hell they are,
they have stuck by them, okay?
1064
00:54:16,899 --> 00:54:20,534
So, if we really do have
3 minutes y'all,
we should just run.
1065
00:54:20,535 --> 00:54:22,337
I agree. We got more room
to run outside.
1066
00:54:22,338 --> 00:54:24,005
We stay here,
we just sitting ducks.
1067
00:54:24,006 --> 00:54:26,774
I don't know about you
but I have no interest
in getting hunt down
1068
00:54:26,775 --> 00:54:28,309
in the woods
by that psycho!
1069
00:54:28,310 --> 00:54:30,610
Look, I'm with Allison.
We need to take
our fucking chances.
1070
00:54:30,611 --> 00:54:32,447
Let's go, baby, listen.
We can cut across the woods
1071
00:54:32,448 --> 00:54:33,647
and make it to the other
side of the road.
1072
00:54:33,648 --> 00:54:35,116
If we all make it,
then we'll all be safe.
1073
00:54:35,117 --> 00:54:36,985
What movies have you seen?
'Cause that's fucking stupid.
1074
00:54:36,986 --> 00:54:38,386
Bruh, I haven't watched
any movies.
1075
00:54:38,387 --> 00:54:40,255
I'm just trying to save
my girl!
1076
00:54:41,890 --> 00:54:43,291
Boo, I love you.
Why you yelling at me?
1077
00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:44,759
Listen, arguing is not
gon' help us.
1078
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,660
Everybody, let's go
at least get some
fucking weapons.
1079
00:54:46,661 --> 00:54:48,763
- All right.
- Are you kidding me?
1080
00:54:48,764 --> 00:54:49,998
Are you fucking kidding me?
1081
00:54:49,999 --> 00:54:51,531
Somebody gon' help me
the fuck up?
1082
00:54:51,532 --> 00:54:53,635
Shit, my bad, bruh.
1083
00:54:54,370 --> 00:54:57,571
Y'all better
come in this kitchen and
find something. Shit.
1084
00:54:57,572 --> 00:54:59,774
Hey, find some weapons.
1085
00:54:59,775 --> 00:55:01,876
Look for something sharp.
1086
00:55:03,879 --> 00:55:06,580
-Here. Use these.
-Thanks.
1087
00:55:06,581 --> 00:55:09,283
Wait. Chili powder?
Girl, what I'm finna do, cook?
1088
00:55:09,284 --> 00:55:10,752
Sorry, girl,
we ran out of knives.
1089
00:55:10,753 --> 00:55:13,254
Really? A candlestick?
You think you in Clue?
1090
00:55:13,255 --> 00:55:15,522
Don't start with me.
I could fuck somebody
up with this.
1091
00:55:15,523 --> 00:55:17,025
What are you gonna do?
Tenderize his ass?
1092
00:55:17,026 --> 00:55:18,926
At least it's metal,
Colonel Mustard.
That looks plastic.
1093
00:55:18,927 --> 00:55:20,795
At least this just has
a little weight to it.
It has some girth.
1094
00:55:20,796 --> 00:55:23,064
Shanika, I need
some of them painkillers.
1095
00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:27,936
I got you now. Here you go.
1096
00:55:30,605 --> 00:55:32,306
-This is Adderall.
-What?
1097
00:55:32,307 --> 00:55:34,576
This is Adderall.
1098
00:55:38,646 --> 00:55:40,515
-Is this what you gave her?
-Yes.
1099
00:55:40,516 --> 00:55:42,550
I need something else.
1100
00:55:43,684 --> 00:55:46,120
Here, you can take this.
Vicodin.
1101
00:55:46,422 --> 00:55:47,755
-I'm going.
-Whoa, what?
1102
00:55:47,756 --> 00:55:49,323
No, you supposed to
be dead, bruh.
1103
00:55:49,324 --> 00:55:50,690
This ain't that movie.
1104
00:55:50,691 --> 00:55:51,959
Look, man, let's go
before this Vicodin wear off.
1105
00:55:51,960 --> 00:55:54,796
Wait, are you crazy?
Look at yourself.
1106
00:55:54,797 --> 00:55:56,364
-I got shot once.
-Twice!
1107
00:55:56,365 --> 00:55:59,033
In the same spot.
One hole.
1108
00:55:59,567 --> 00:56:01,568
It hurt like hell,
but I can run. My legs work.
1109
00:56:01,569 --> 00:56:03,004
All right.
You can come with us,
1110
00:56:03,005 --> 00:56:04,739
but if you start lagging,
we ain't carrying your ass.
1111
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:05,973
-Fine.
-Shit, look y'all.
1112
00:56:05,974 --> 00:56:07,607
It's real dark out there
and I'm still high.
1113
00:56:07,608 --> 00:56:09,676
-I can't go out there.
-Me, too, I'm staying.
1114
00:56:09,677 --> 00:56:11,079
-Lisa!
-Baby, then I'm staying
with you.
1115
00:56:11,080 --> 00:56:12,914
No, it's okay.
I understand if you
have to leave.
1116
00:56:12,915 --> 00:56:14,449
-Yeah, go.
-Baby, I don't wanna stay...
1117
00:56:14,450 --> 00:56:16,384
I wanna stay with you.
I wanna show you
that I'm committed.
1118
00:56:16,385 --> 00:56:18,986
-Look, we a "us" now.
-This Larenz Tate chasing
the train ass nigga.
1119
00:56:18,987 --> 00:56:20,288
Not now, Nnamdi.
1120
00:56:20,289 --> 00:56:22,523
- I'm boots for
Nina ass, nigga.
1121
00:56:22,524 --> 00:56:24,058
Okay, we all know
what this means.
1122
00:56:24,059 --> 00:56:26,494
-Don't you dare, Allison.
-I'mma say it.
1123
00:56:26,495 --> 00:56:27,661
Don't say this dumb shit.
1124
00:56:27,662 --> 00:56:29,997
- We...
- Allison.
1125
00:56:29,998 --> 00:56:33,101
- We...
- Oh, my God.
1126
00:56:33,302 --> 00:56:34,368
We have to split up.
1127
00:56:34,369 --> 00:56:36,737
-Oh, my God!
-Why?
1128
00:56:36,738 --> 00:56:38,739
He's not gon' be
in two places at once.
1129
00:56:38,740 --> 00:56:40,208
Oh, see, Allison.
I knew you was gonna
say that shit
1130
00:56:40,209 --> 00:56:41,943
but I figured that was
just your White side talking.
1131
00:56:41,944 --> 00:56:44,078
This is not
my White half talking, Nnamdi.
1132
00:56:44,079 --> 00:56:47,614
This is me talking
as a whole-ass Black person,
1133
00:56:47,615 --> 00:56:49,150
who just so happens
to be biracial.
1134
00:56:49,151 --> 00:56:51,018
My "Blackness" should not be
in question
1135
00:56:51,019 --> 00:56:53,687
just because
I am simply suggesting
1136
00:56:53,688 --> 00:56:56,090
that separating
might actually help us
stay alive.
1137
00:56:56,091 --> 00:56:57,825
Allison, yes,
you do have a point.
1138
00:56:57,826 --> 00:56:59,861
But do you really think
your Black side did them
air quotes?
1139
00:56:59,862 --> 00:57:01,429
That feels
exclusively Caucasian.
1140
00:57:01,430 --> 00:57:03,564
20 seconds left!
1141
00:57:04,533 --> 00:57:05,632
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
1142
00:57:05,633 --> 00:57:07,068
-Stay alive.
-Mmm-hmm.
1143
00:57:07,069 --> 00:57:10,872
Shanika, run them pills, girl.
They good.
1144
00:57:11,140 --> 00:57:13,307
I don't know how much
time we have,
1145
00:57:13,308 --> 00:57:14,542
but if the door does open,
1146
00:57:14,543 --> 00:57:16,377
this is the one closest
to the woods.
1147
00:57:16,378 --> 00:57:18,913
I didn't know
that a psycho killer
in blackface
1148
00:57:18,914 --> 00:57:20,515
was gonna be
the person that was here
1149
00:57:20,516 --> 00:57:22,950
when I asked who all
was gonna be here?
1150
00:57:22,951 --> 00:57:26,020
This feels like
the end of Set it Off.
1151
00:57:26,021 --> 00:57:28,856
I hate this,
it feels so sad.
1152
00:57:28,857 --> 00:57:31,059
You are my sister.
1153
00:57:31,627 --> 00:57:32,727
My strength.
1154
00:57:32,728 --> 00:57:35,530
-And my pride.
-And my pride.
1155
00:57:46,408 --> 00:57:48,475
It'll be all right.
1156
00:58:02,224 --> 00:58:04,025
Okay, we good.
1157
00:58:04,092 --> 00:58:05,893
Bye, y'all.
1158
00:58:25,948 --> 00:58:28,616
Hey, yo.
We should hide.
1159
00:58:28,951 --> 00:58:30,785
Wait.
1160
00:58:32,254 --> 00:58:34,589
No, no, no.
I don't wanna go
in the basement.
1161
00:58:34,590 --> 00:58:36,324
I don't wanna
see Morgan like that.
1162
00:58:36,325 --> 00:58:37,625
Hey, baby, I'm with Dewayne.
I don't wanna see her
like that, either.
1163
00:58:37,626 --> 00:58:40,261
I'm going
to find Morgan.
1164
00:58:53,108 --> 00:58:54,642
Yo! When did we become
the kind of people
1165
00:58:54,643 --> 00:58:56,544
that walk
into dark-ass basements?
1166
00:58:56,545 --> 00:58:58,780
Nice of you
to join me.
1167
00:59:02,150 --> 00:59:05,453
Is that a well?
What kind of house is this?
1168
00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:09,090
Shit. I'm impressed.
Motherfucker's crazy.
1169
00:59:16,298 --> 00:59:17,598
Wait, wait, wait.
1170
00:59:17,599 --> 00:59:19,133
What? The road is that way.
1171
00:59:19,134 --> 00:59:22,169
No, no, no.
The road is this way.
The lake is that way.
1172
00:59:22,170 --> 00:59:24,038
What?
1173
00:59:27,576 --> 00:59:28,809
What the fuck is you doing?
1174
00:59:28,810 --> 00:59:32,513
Okay, hold up,
I feel weird as shit!
1175
00:59:32,514 --> 00:59:34,282
Okay, I think I need to stop.
1176
00:59:34,283 --> 00:59:37,952
Guys, just go.
I'm just gonna sit here
with my feelings.
1177
00:59:37,953 --> 00:59:39,987
Your feelings? What?
1178
00:59:39,988 --> 00:59:43,124
Allison, that Adderall got you
bugging the fuck out.
1179
00:59:43,125 --> 00:59:45,326
Come on, Allison.
We not finna
leave you here.
1180
00:59:45,327 --> 00:59:47,161
No, just go.
1181
00:59:47,162 --> 00:59:49,230
Look, I need you to breathe
with me, all right?
1182
00:59:49,231 --> 00:59:52,934
Inhale, exhale.
1183
00:59:54,236 --> 00:59:55,803
There's a crazy motherfucker
out here
1184
00:59:55,804 --> 00:59:57,038
hunting us like we animals.
1185
00:59:57,039 --> 00:59:58,774
This ain't the time
to be sitting down.
1186
00:59:58,775 --> 01:00:00,241
I need you to be strong.
1187
01:00:00,242 --> 01:00:02,143
You got Rosa Parks
on your shirt, right?
1188
01:00:02,144 --> 01:00:03,944
Would she be
sitting down right now?
1189
01:00:03,945 --> 01:00:06,914
I mean,
that's exactly what she did.
1190
01:00:06,915 --> 01:00:09,216
Man, nigga, shut up!
Look at me.
1191
01:00:09,217 --> 01:00:12,486
If you wanna be somebody
and if you wanna go somewhere,
1192
01:00:12,487 --> 01:00:14,322
then you better wake up and...
1193
01:00:14,323 --> 01:00:16,290
-Pay attention.
-That's right, bitch.
1194
01:00:16,291 --> 01:00:18,926
Now, come on
with your injured ass.
1195
01:00:27,035 --> 01:00:29,136
Oh, my God.
1196
01:00:29,137 --> 01:00:31,205
Please tell me
that's some of King's Kool-Ayyy.
1197
01:00:31,206 --> 01:00:33,875
We both know
what that is, man.
1198
01:00:34,276 --> 01:00:35,176
Okay.
1199
01:00:35,177 --> 01:00:38,746
-Go. Shit.
-Look, you go.
1200
01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:52,793
Okay,
but where's Morgan?
1201
01:00:53,495 --> 01:00:54,528
Let's see if we can figure out
1202
01:00:54,529 --> 01:00:57,431
how this fucker operates
before he gets back.
1203
01:01:14,449 --> 01:01:17,585
Oh, my God.
There are cameras
all over this house.
1204
01:01:17,586 --> 01:01:21,222
He's been watching
our every move this entire time.
1205
01:01:23,793 --> 01:01:25,793
Y'all, look.
1206
01:01:26,995 --> 01:01:29,196
I thought we were
above the Mason-Dixon.
1207
01:01:29,197 --> 01:01:31,565
What was that?
1208
01:01:31,566 --> 01:01:35,169
Fucking 'course, he'd go after
the darkest people first.
1209
01:01:35,704 --> 01:01:37,905
-We gotta go back upstairs.
-Really?
1210
01:01:37,906 --> 01:01:40,074
Okay.
1211
01:01:42,944 --> 01:01:45,679
Fuck! No.
We went the wrong way.
1212
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,682
See? Allison,
I told you. Allison?
1213
01:01:48,683 --> 01:01:50,951
Allison!
Fuck, where is she?
1214
01:01:50,952 --> 01:01:53,053
Her ass probably high.
1215
01:01:53,054 --> 01:01:54,555
I don't blame her.
I wanna do the same thing.
1216
01:01:54,556 --> 01:01:57,759
No, King, you gotta
stay with me, okay?
1217
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:59,527
Look, I can see houses
in the distance.
1218
01:01:59,528 --> 01:02:02,363
Okay, I'mma swim across.
They won't suspect it.
1219
01:02:02,364 --> 01:02:04,298
They probably assume
we can't swim anyway.
1220
01:02:04,299 --> 01:02:06,000
They be assuming right,
'cause I can't.
1221
01:02:06,001 --> 01:02:08,502
-Wow! Way to be
a fucking stereotype.
-You know what? You go ahead
1222
01:02:08,503 --> 01:02:11,672
and hop your little privileged
ass in that dark,
mysterious water,
1223
01:02:11,673 --> 01:02:12,874
I'mma climb up this tree.
1224
01:02:12,875 --> 01:02:14,141
You give me a signal
when you get across.
1225
01:02:14,142 --> 01:02:15,911
Is that something
you can even do?
1226
01:02:15,912 --> 01:02:17,879
I ran from cops,
I dodged bullets,
1227
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:21,015
I jumped gates.
This is easy, all right?
1228
01:02:21,249 --> 01:02:22,249
Oh, shit.
1229
01:02:22,250 --> 01:02:23,617
This is really embarrassing.
1230
01:02:23,618 --> 01:02:25,686
-Get up and help me,
God damn it!
-Nigga, come on.
1231
01:02:25,687 --> 01:02:28,789
Don't put your finger
in my asshole.
1232
01:02:32,929 --> 01:02:36,897
-Wasn't this door open?
-It don't even matter, yo.
We gon' go straight through.
1233
01:02:37,532 --> 01:02:39,333
Ready?
1234
01:02:42,170 --> 01:02:44,972
Nigga, move,
I'll go first. Okay.
1235
01:02:44,973 --> 01:02:46,974
Here we go.
1236
01:02:47,409 --> 01:02:48,676
Okay, I see
why you didn't wanna go first.
1237
01:02:48,677 --> 01:02:50,745
Oh, my God, are you guys
fucking line dancing?
1238
01:02:50,746 --> 01:02:53,047
Wait, hold on.
1239
01:02:53,048 --> 01:02:55,249
One, two...
1240
01:02:57,854 --> 01:03:00,121
I heard screaming.
Is everything okay?
1241
01:03:00,222 --> 01:03:01,989
Ranger White? Is that you?
1242
01:03:01,990 --> 01:03:04,558
-In the flesh.
-Oh, shit.
Is this good or bad?
1243
01:03:04,559 --> 01:03:07,795
Wait. How do we know
we can trust him?
1244
01:03:08,497 --> 01:03:09,965
No offense.
1245
01:03:09,966 --> 01:03:12,666
-I'm one of the good ones.
-That does not help.
They all say that.
1246
01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:14,803
That actually makes you
seem more suspicious.
1247
01:03:14,804 --> 01:03:17,071
You can trust me. Seriously.
1248
01:03:17,072 --> 01:03:18,807
If I got an invite
to the cookout,
1249
01:03:18,808 --> 01:03:20,174
I'd be honored,
but I wouldn't go.
1250
01:03:20,175 --> 01:03:21,977
-And why the fuck not?
-Because I know my presence
1251
01:03:21,978 --> 01:03:23,511
in an all-Black space
would be a disturbance
1252
01:03:23,512 --> 01:03:25,980
and undo it
being an all-Black space.
1253
01:03:26,114 --> 01:03:27,849
That's a pretty good answer.
1254
01:03:27,850 --> 01:03:29,985
-I'm sold.
-Mmm-hmm. Works for me.
1255
01:03:29,986 --> 01:03:31,685
Look, we're gonna
lower our hands.
1256
01:03:31,686 --> 01:03:33,153
-Lower away.
-Okay, great.
1257
01:03:33,154 --> 01:03:34,756
Look, I've never been so happy
to see a White savior.
1258
01:03:34,757 --> 01:03:36,624
Somebody's trying to kill us.
Please help us. Please.
1259
01:03:36,625 --> 01:03:37,926
Whoa. Slow down.
1260
01:03:37,927 --> 01:03:39,761
A masked killer is after us
and two of our friends are dead.
1261
01:03:39,762 --> 01:03:40,862
-What do you mean dead?
-Dead.
1262
01:03:40,863 --> 01:03:42,263
Dead, meet your maker
dead, dead.
1263
01:03:42,264 --> 01:03:43,464
-Where are the rest
of your friends?
-We split up.
1264
01:03:43,465 --> 01:03:44,833
You split up?
But you all are Black.
1265
01:03:44,834 --> 01:03:47,234
-Whoa. Do not get comfortable.
-I know you didn't.
1266
01:03:47,235 --> 01:03:49,136
-Bold move, bro.
-Sorry.
1267
01:03:49,137 --> 01:03:50,471
Don't you need to call
for help or something?
1268
01:03:50,472 --> 01:03:52,506
Okay, try to calm down.
I'll get some help.
1269
01:03:52,507 --> 01:03:55,175
This is White to base.
1270
01:03:55,176 --> 01:03:58,412
White to base.
This is White.
1271
01:03:58,781 --> 01:04:00,681
White.
1272
01:04:00,682 --> 01:04:02,517
White.
1273
01:04:04,119 --> 01:04:06,855
That's weird.
Runs on a satellite system,
should always work.
1274
01:04:06,856 --> 01:04:08,055
The signal is
actively being blocked.
1275
01:04:08,056 --> 01:04:09,189
That's why we couldn't call out.
1276
01:04:09,190 --> 01:04:11,392
You gotta believe us.
1277
01:04:11,794 --> 01:04:13,928
Come with me.
1278
01:04:20,836 --> 01:04:21,937
All right, get in quick.
1279
01:04:21,938 --> 01:04:23,938
-Okay.
-Okay.
1280
01:04:32,748 --> 01:04:33,949
I'll be right back.
1281
01:04:33,950 --> 01:04:35,349
Lock the doors, get down,
and don't worry.
1282
01:04:35,350 --> 01:04:37,084
Dude, where are you...
Can we just go?
1283
01:04:37,085 --> 01:04:39,821
-Where are you going?
-Where is he going?
1284
01:04:39,822 --> 01:04:43,357
Why White people always gotta go
where they shouldn't go?
1285
01:04:55,337 --> 01:04:57,138
What?
1286
01:04:58,406 --> 01:05:00,942
Nigga, are you shooting
arrows at me?
1287
01:05:00,943 --> 01:05:03,078
No! Hey!
1288
01:05:03,079 --> 01:05:06,447
Hey! Stop it! Stop!
1289
01:05:25,901 --> 01:05:28,035
King! Stop!
1290
01:05:28,738 --> 01:05:31,639
Let's see what you got
without that bitch-ass crossbow.
1291
01:05:31,640 --> 01:05:34,108
What's up? What's up?
1292
01:05:35,011 --> 01:05:37,077
Come on.
1293
01:05:37,345 --> 01:05:39,313
Fuck! I'm gonna beat
your little ass now.
1294
01:05:39,314 --> 01:05:42,983
- Aw, hell,
you can't even fight?
1295
01:05:43,218 --> 01:05:45,319
-What?
-What's good?
1296
01:05:49,125 --> 01:05:51,258
Get your bitch ass up.
1297
01:05:51,259 --> 01:05:54,161
Get your bitch ass up.
This one's for Morgan.
1298
01:05:54,162 --> 01:05:58,032
Oh! Cramp! Shit.
1299
01:06:01,336 --> 01:06:04,639
Don't hurt my...
Nigga, you can't fucking...
1300
01:06:07,308 --> 01:06:09,744
Time out. Time out.
1301
01:06:10,545 --> 01:06:12,379
Oh, fuck!
1302
01:06:15,851 --> 01:06:18,753
Hey! Stop it!
1303
01:06:18,754 --> 01:06:23,023
First off, you're gonna watch me
kill your friend.
1304
01:06:26,194 --> 01:06:29,263
- No, no, no...
- Hey!
1305
01:06:30,032 --> 01:06:32,032
Asshole.
1306
01:06:33,201 --> 01:06:35,670
Well, come and have a go.
1307
01:06:39,975 --> 01:06:42,711
All right, bitch. Let's do this.
1308
01:06:46,514 --> 01:06:49,149
Hell, yeah.
1309
01:06:58,359 --> 01:07:01,796
Beat his motherfucking ass!
Hell, yeah!
1310
01:07:04,133 --> 01:07:07,201
Goddamn, beat your ass now.
1311
01:07:13,308 --> 01:07:15,342
Oh, shit.
1312
01:07:19,581 --> 01:07:21,382
Nigga.
1313
01:07:27,857 --> 01:07:30,825
You sure he's not gonna
come back to life?
1314
01:07:30,826 --> 01:07:34,461
-No, girl, he's dead.
-Hell yeah, you beat
that nigga ass.
1315
01:07:40,236 --> 01:07:43,204
That's the one-eyed nigga
I saw at the store.
1316
01:07:43,205 --> 01:07:45,140
Hell yeah, run his pockets.
1317
01:07:45,141 --> 01:07:47,141
What the hell?
1318
01:07:49,544 --> 01:07:51,645
Wait a minute.
He's got asthma.
1319
01:07:51,646 --> 01:07:53,915
That's why he was breathing
like that.
1320
01:07:53,916 --> 01:07:56,851
Camden Conner. 555 Valley Lane.
1321
01:07:56,852 --> 01:07:58,652
That's our address.
1322
01:07:58,653 --> 01:08:00,654
Hey, I feel a bit woozy here.
1323
01:08:00,655 --> 01:08:01,923
See, this why
I don't come to the woods
1324
01:08:01,924 --> 01:08:03,858
because of crazy
White motherfuckers like this.
1325
01:08:03,859 --> 01:08:06,693
And they always got
some dirty-ass shoes on.
1326
01:08:06,694 --> 01:08:09,630
Wait, the nigga that was
chasing us in the house
1327
01:08:09,631 --> 01:08:10,865
had a different pair
of boots on.
1328
01:08:10,866 --> 01:08:13,067
Remember?
I stabbed him in the foot.
1329
01:08:13,068 --> 01:08:15,435
So, unless this motherfucker got
costume changes...
1330
01:08:15,436 --> 01:08:19,140
That means that
there's more than one of them.
1331
01:08:19,141 --> 01:08:21,341
-We gotta warn the others.
-Okay.
1332
01:08:21,342 --> 01:08:23,343
- Oh, fuck.
- King!
1333
01:08:23,344 --> 01:08:26,714
Okay, look, y'all, we...
1334
01:08:26,715 --> 01:08:29,050
we might actually make it
out of this, okay?
1335
01:08:29,051 --> 01:08:33,021
If he comes back. Why the fuck
is he looking for the killer?
Can we just go?
1336
01:08:33,022 --> 01:08:35,422
Oh, my God.
1337
01:08:35,791 --> 01:08:38,293
Maybe to convince us
that the killer isn't him?
1338
01:08:38,294 --> 01:08:41,161
- What the fuck?
- We gotta go.
1339
01:08:47,069 --> 01:08:50,271
Stop. Stop pressing the button.
1340
01:08:50,272 --> 01:08:52,641
Both of y'all,
stop fucking with the door!
1341
01:08:53,708 --> 01:08:56,778
- Shit.
- Ah, shit!
1342
01:08:58,513 --> 01:09:00,681
Unlock the door.
I don't think I stopped him.
1343
01:09:00,682 --> 01:09:04,619
He's coming. Unlock the door
and let me in. Quick.
1344
01:09:05,587 --> 01:09:06,955
I know how that looks,
1345
01:09:06,956 --> 01:09:10,091
but I found that mask
in the woods close to here.
1346
01:09:10,092 --> 01:09:11,625
It's why I came to check on you.
1347
01:09:11,626 --> 01:09:15,362
Let me help you.
You have to trust me.
1348
01:09:15,563 --> 01:09:17,832
-No, we don't.
-Let me in!
1349
01:09:17,833 --> 01:09:20,434
Let me in!
1350
01:09:29,044 --> 01:09:30,778
Come on, man. We're sitting
ducks out here, y'all.
1351
01:09:30,779 --> 01:09:32,446
Maybe we should have
trusted him.
1352
01:09:32,447 --> 01:09:35,250
Okay, he's gonna
reload at some point.
Should we go back in there?
1353
01:09:35,251 --> 01:09:36,583
No. We go back in there
for what?
1354
01:09:36,584 --> 01:09:37,819
What other choice
do we have?
1355
01:09:37,820 --> 01:09:40,689
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't... Fuck!
1356
01:09:41,123 --> 01:09:43,191
Okay, now!
1357
01:09:43,192 --> 01:09:44,558
Go, go, go!
1358
01:09:44,559 --> 01:09:46,561
Come on, come on, come on.
1359
01:09:47,462 --> 01:09:48,930
Oh, shit. He's shooting!
1360
01:09:48,931 --> 01:09:50,932
Stay right there.
Stay right there.
1361
01:09:50,933 --> 01:09:52,734
Oh.
1362
01:09:54,303 --> 01:09:56,503
Just go.
Save yourself.
1363
01:09:56,504 --> 01:09:58,273
Go.
1364
01:09:58,274 --> 01:10:00,775
-We can't...
-Let's go.
1365
01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:05,345
I was joking. Shit!
1366
01:10:21,864 --> 01:10:25,867
We just left him.
What if he's
just somewhere bleeding?
1367
01:10:25,868 --> 01:10:28,468
No, baby, he told us,
he told us to leave him.
1368
01:10:28,469 --> 01:10:30,739
He didn't mean it.
1369
01:10:33,075 --> 01:10:34,608
Okay, Lis, look.
1370
01:10:34,609 --> 01:10:36,344
All of us ain't gonna
make it through the night.
1371
01:10:36,345 --> 01:10:38,479
We know that, right?
1372
01:10:39,949 --> 01:10:42,951
-I'm just saying.
-I'm gonna go get my friend.
1373
01:11:50,085 --> 01:11:52,086
Who's playing music?
1374
01:11:54,456 --> 01:11:56,958
Wait.
1375
01:12:01,730 --> 01:12:03,697
You shady motherfuckers
left me to die!
1376
01:12:03,698 --> 01:12:05,733
And I just saved y'all asses.
But fuck me, though, right?
1377
01:12:05,734 --> 01:12:06,834
You told us to leave you.
1378
01:12:06,835 --> 01:12:08,903
Nigga, you know
I didn't mean that shit.
1379
01:12:08,904 --> 01:12:10,872
-Told you.
-Told you, my ass.
1380
01:12:10,873 --> 01:12:13,675
You didn't have to follow him.
1381
01:12:14,675 --> 01:12:17,612
Move! Let me get up there.
1382
01:12:22,251 --> 01:12:24,786
How long do y'all think
we should wait in here?
1383
01:12:24,787 --> 01:12:26,487
I don't know.
Probably till morning?
1384
01:12:26,488 --> 01:12:27,989
The fucker a vampire
or something?
1385
01:12:27,990 --> 01:12:29,524
-Why the fuck
is morning more better?
-I don't know.
1386
01:12:29,525 --> 01:12:31,826
'Cause it's bright out
and less scary.
1387
01:12:32,294 --> 01:12:34,162
That makes sense.
1388
01:12:34,163 --> 01:12:36,964
I'm sorry we left you,
but it's not every day
1389
01:12:36,965 --> 01:12:39,467
I'm faced with fucking life
or death decisions.
1390
01:12:39,468 --> 01:12:42,470
It's good to know
when it comes to me,
the decision is death.
1391
01:12:42,471 --> 01:12:44,472
What is your problem?
1392
01:12:44,473 --> 01:12:46,541
You've been pressed
this entire trip.
1393
01:12:46,542 --> 01:12:49,077
If you have something to say,
say it.
No time like the present.
1394
01:12:49,078 --> 01:12:51,179
I disagree.
There is a better time
than the present,
1395
01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:53,613
-and it is not right now.
-Every time this nigga
broke your heart,
1396
01:12:53,614 --> 01:12:55,016
I was the one
there to mend it.
1397
01:12:55,017 --> 01:12:58,686
I never asked you to do that.
You chose to do that.
1398
01:13:03,392 --> 01:13:05,627
Fuck. What the fuck.
1399
01:13:06,795 --> 01:13:11,165
Oh, my God.
Keke Palmer retweeted my tweet.
1400
01:13:11,599 --> 01:13:13,801
Okay, okay, okay.
1401
01:13:30,119 --> 01:13:33,621
-Keep that shit together?
-I'm trying.
1402
01:13:35,924 --> 01:13:38,059
Oh, shit.
1403
01:13:43,265 --> 01:13:45,900
Peekaboo.
1404
01:14:22,437 --> 01:14:24,238
Shit.
1405
01:14:30,245 --> 01:14:32,847
I'm going to jail.
1406
01:14:32,848 --> 01:14:35,583
Oh, shit, are you okay?
He kicked the shit outta you.
1407
01:14:35,584 --> 01:14:37,018
How'd you know
how to do that?
1408
01:14:37,019 --> 01:14:40,288
Yeah, bro, that seems like
an exclusively White weapon.
1409
01:14:40,289 --> 01:14:43,090
You know what,
that's another thing. Y'all are
always underestimating me.
1410
01:14:43,091 --> 01:14:44,625
Maybe that's why
you left me at the car.
1411
01:14:44,626 --> 01:14:45,760
This is exactly
why I didn't tell you
1412
01:14:45,761 --> 01:14:47,061
me and Nnamdi
were back together.
1413
01:14:47,062 --> 01:14:48,796
I just didn't need
this negativity.
1414
01:14:48,797 --> 01:14:50,665
Oh, no, no, no...
You didn't tell me
about Nnamdi
1415
01:14:50,666 --> 01:14:53,468
-because you are ashamed.
-Ashamed?
1416
01:14:54,002 --> 01:14:55,702
Be real.
You have always
used my friendship
1417
01:14:55,703 --> 01:14:57,872
as some fucked up replacement
as a rebound guy
1418
01:14:57,873 --> 01:15:00,041
whenever y'all broke up
because it was safe.
1419
01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:01,242
You knew I would be there.
1420
01:15:01,243 --> 01:15:02,910
I feel like
I wasted my fucking time.
1421
01:15:02,911 --> 01:15:04,845
'Cause look at you now,
you got your man,
your house,
1422
01:15:04,846 --> 01:15:06,881
and I'm pushed
to the curb, again.
1423
01:15:06,882 --> 01:15:08,583
You have never treated me
like a best friend.
1424
01:15:08,584 --> 01:15:10,418
You've treated me
like a gay side chick.
1425
01:15:10,419 --> 01:15:14,922
You leaving me and picking him
proves exactly that.
1426
01:15:23,665 --> 01:15:25,733
-That's a good shot.
-That was the last one.
1427
01:15:25,734 --> 01:15:29,070
Oh, you're gonna
pay for that, bitch.
1428
01:15:29,071 --> 01:15:32,607
-Ooh.
-I got you, bitch. Hey!
1429
01:15:32,641 --> 01:15:34,141
You got
the right one today, bitch.
1430
01:15:34,142 --> 01:15:36,177
That's for
Morgan and Shawn!
1431
01:15:36,178 --> 01:15:37,713
-This is for King.
-His ass.
1432
01:15:37,714 --> 01:15:38,913
- That's what you fucking get.
- Carlton.
1433
01:15:38,914 --> 01:15:40,948
-It's Clifton.
-Why the fuck Black women
1434
01:15:40,949 --> 01:15:43,684
gotta save everyone
all the God damn time?
1435
01:15:43,685 --> 01:15:45,152
-Get him, girl.
-I'm tired.
1436
01:15:45,153 --> 01:15:49,023
I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired.
1437
01:15:49,891 --> 01:15:51,659
See, that's why I married
a White woman.
1438
01:15:51,660 --> 01:15:53,060
Bitch, and suck my dick!
1439
01:15:53,061 --> 01:15:56,297
You're acting just...
I don't think you need to...
1440
01:15:56,765 --> 01:15:58,734
-He good.
-Girl, he dead. It's fine.
1441
01:15:58,735 --> 01:16:00,802
Lisa.
1442
01:16:17,754 --> 01:16:19,654
Earlier, did you have
something to say
1443
01:16:19,655 --> 01:16:21,989
about my choice in weapons?
1444
01:16:21,990 --> 01:16:24,125
Oh, no.
No, no, no. Nnamdi?
1445
01:16:24,126 --> 01:16:27,128
No. No. Hell...
Absolutely not.
1446
01:16:27,129 --> 01:16:28,996
Look.
1447
01:16:33,602 --> 01:16:35,636
Maybe I was a little worked up
1448
01:16:35,637 --> 01:16:38,506
after I realized
what my part was
1449
01:16:38,507 --> 01:16:40,141
in what was wrong with us.
1450
01:16:40,142 --> 01:16:43,744
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
me and Nnamdi
were back together.
1451
01:16:43,746 --> 01:16:47,081
-I love you, okay?
-I love you, too.
1452
01:16:51,253 --> 01:16:54,222
You got guts
all over your face, so.
1453
01:16:56,224 --> 01:16:58,959
Um, look, I'm sorry
for pressuring you to commit
1454
01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:00,428
before you were ready.
1455
01:17:00,429 --> 01:17:02,063
I was worried that
if you kept me waiting
for so long
1456
01:17:02,064 --> 01:17:03,431
that I was gonna...
1457
01:17:03,432 --> 01:17:06,801
I'm gonna mess up.
I love you, all right?
1458
01:17:12,841 --> 01:17:15,242
Dewayne, I apologize
to you, too.
1459
01:17:15,243 --> 01:17:17,978
Yeah, I wasn't a good dude
in college. Sorry.
1460
01:17:17,979 --> 01:17:19,880
Are y'all for real?
Y'all doing this right now?
1461
01:17:19,881 --> 01:17:21,649
Y'all ain't worked out
y'all shit yet?
1462
01:17:21,650 --> 01:17:23,150
Didn't you see how long
he was talking?
1463
01:17:23,151 --> 01:17:24,618
-Why you have to
interrupt my apology?
-Nigga, it's given
1464
01:17:24,619 --> 01:17:26,253
that there's another
motherfucking killer
in the woods
1465
01:17:26,254 --> 01:17:27,955
that we killed.
That's what I'm trying
to tell y'all.
1466
01:17:27,956 --> 01:17:29,957
- Okay, I did not know that.
Yeah, so,
now let's find out
1467
01:17:29,958 --> 01:17:31,492
who this motherfucker is.
1468
01:17:31,493 --> 01:17:35,730
Oh, I can't.
Dewayne, look in his pockets.
1469
01:17:36,331 --> 01:17:38,432
Mmm. Player, you got it.
This is on you.
1470
01:17:38,433 --> 01:17:41,736
-You two gonna figure it out!
-Okay, I'mma do it. Fuck!
1471
01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:56,384
Clive Connor.
1472
01:18:04,159 --> 01:18:07,361
This look like the other nigga
we saw in the woods.
1473
01:18:08,497 --> 01:18:10,866
Who the fuck are they?
1474
01:18:10,867 --> 01:18:14,235
We found this shit
on the other one. Read it.
1475
01:18:14,236 --> 01:18:15,737
Shit.
1476
01:18:15,738 --> 01:18:17,738
They're twins.
1477
01:18:19,541 --> 01:18:22,576
We also found this on him.
1478
01:18:22,577 --> 01:18:25,212
I don't get it.
Someone must
have been paying them.
1479
01:18:25,213 --> 01:18:27,782
Yeah,
that seems about right.
1480
01:18:29,084 --> 01:18:31,385
They've got
all our initials on here, too.
1481
01:18:31,386 --> 01:18:35,089
So, somebody paid
these evil racist twins
to kill us all. Is that it?
1482
01:18:35,090 --> 01:18:36,257
And this is all we worth?
1483
01:18:36,258 --> 01:18:39,360
It's like $1,000.
This is offensive.
1484
01:18:39,361 --> 01:18:40,729
Oh, my God.
1485
01:18:40,730 --> 01:18:42,196
We need to get
the fuck outta here.
1486
01:18:42,197 --> 01:18:43,597
No, I'm still
not going out there.
1487
01:18:43,598 --> 01:18:45,633
Okay, you know what?
Why don't we just
stay here
1488
01:18:45,634 --> 01:18:46,868
because they've got to come back
1489
01:18:46,869 --> 01:18:48,369
for Ranger White at some point?
1490
01:18:48,370 --> 01:18:50,504
I still need to know
what happened
to Morgan and Shawn.
1491
01:18:50,505 --> 01:18:53,507
Yeah. Which means that
they might still be downstairs.
1492
01:18:53,508 --> 01:18:55,744
Right. He had
a whole command center
down there, y'all,
1493
01:18:55,745 --> 01:18:57,978
like TVs and everything.
We can use that
to call for help.
1494
01:18:57,979 --> 01:18:59,480
Y'all are acting
real White right now.
1495
01:18:59,481 --> 01:19:01,348
I think
we've already proven ourselves.
1496
01:19:01,349 --> 01:19:03,350
If there's someone else
down there, we'll handle it.
1497
01:19:03,351 --> 01:19:08,022
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna stay up here
and just keep watch
1498
01:19:08,623 --> 01:19:12,827
with my eyes. Wait.
1499
01:19:12,929 --> 01:19:15,029
I'm sorry.
1500
01:19:15,030 --> 01:19:17,164
When you go down there,
take this.
1501
01:19:17,165 --> 01:19:19,300
-Just in case.
-Okay, thank you.
1502
01:19:19,301 --> 01:19:21,035
What the fuck
is wrong with her?
1503
01:19:21,036 --> 01:19:23,839
-Nigga, it's the Adderall.
-I'm on Adderall?
1504
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:25,072
No, baby, you're not on nothing.
1505
01:19:25,073 --> 01:19:27,341
Okay.
1506
01:19:41,089 --> 01:19:44,258
Stop yelling. Stop yelling.
Stop yelling.
1507
01:19:54,336 --> 01:19:56,938
I've been thinking,
they keep locking
the doors on us.
1508
01:19:56,939 --> 01:19:58,472
While we got them unlocked,
1509
01:19:58,473 --> 01:20:00,174
maybe we should prop them open,
so they don't keep locking 'em.
1510
01:20:00,175 --> 01:20:02,276
Right. Great idea. Right.
1511
01:20:02,277 --> 01:20:04,345
I'm just gonna...
We just have to...
1512
01:20:04,346 --> 01:20:07,014
-I'm gonna need this one.
-Ouch.
1513
01:20:07,015 --> 01:20:09,817
Hey, Lisa, he's got a note.
1514
01:20:14,689 --> 01:20:15,991
It says,
"You're getting warmer."
1515
01:20:15,992 --> 01:20:17,691
Poor Clifton.
1516
01:20:17,692 --> 01:20:21,262
"Fatal accident claims life
of local nurse
Lateesha Paine, age 29."
1517
01:20:21,263 --> 01:20:22,898
-What?
-"Arrested on the scene,
1518
01:20:22,899 --> 01:20:25,533
"Clifton Franklin James
1519
01:20:25,534 --> 01:20:28,068
"was driving under the influence
of alcohol and struck Ms. Paine.
1520
01:20:28,069 --> 01:20:31,005
"Mr. James is to be arraigned
on manslaughter "
1521
01:20:47,088 --> 01:20:49,524
What the hell did he have to do
with this?
1522
01:20:57,165 --> 01:20:59,568
-What the fuck?
-What the fuck?
1523
01:21:07,009 --> 01:21:08,475
No, no, no.
1524
01:21:08,476 --> 01:21:12,346
I got this whole basement
riddled with plastic explosives.
1525
01:21:12,347 --> 01:21:15,784
Now, one of you guys move
and poof!
1526
01:21:15,785 --> 01:21:19,588
So, if you don't mind,
I think I'll give us
some privacy.
1527
01:21:21,023 --> 01:21:23,457
Wait! No! Fuck.
1528
01:21:23,458 --> 01:21:27,227
King. Shit. King!
They locked them in.
1529
01:21:27,228 --> 01:21:29,564
So, drop your weapons.
1530
01:21:30,665 --> 01:21:32,900
Now!
1531
01:21:35,403 --> 01:21:38,205
And big guy, do you mind
kicking that over to me?
1532
01:21:38,206 --> 01:21:40,642
The crossbow?
Slowly.
1533
01:21:42,110 --> 01:21:44,311
I really appreciate it.
1534
01:21:45,413 --> 01:21:46,948
Okay.
1535
01:21:46,949 --> 01:21:49,016
This is heavy.
1536
01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:51,720
Okay.
1537
01:21:51,721 --> 01:21:54,555
Wait, Clifton,
you did all of this, why?
1538
01:21:54,556 --> 01:21:57,157
I would love
to answer that question, truly.
1539
01:21:57,158 --> 01:21:58,927
But in order to do that,
1540
01:21:58,928 --> 01:22:00,461
you're gonna have to
play my game.
1541
01:22:00,462 --> 01:22:01,595
Hell no.
1542
01:22:01,596 --> 01:22:03,464
No, you don't wanna play?
You don't wanna play?
1543
01:22:03,465 --> 01:22:05,499
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Come on.
1544
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:07,702
Question one.
1545
01:22:08,136 --> 01:22:10,471
Why am I doing this?
1546
01:22:13,075 --> 01:22:14,341
Now, listen,
1547
01:22:14,342 --> 01:22:16,276
you should be familiar
with the rules by now.
1548
01:22:16,277 --> 01:22:19,714
It's been a long night.
Right answers only.
1549
01:22:19,715 --> 01:22:21,049
But we don't know.
1550
01:22:21,050 --> 01:22:23,518
Wrong answer.
1551
01:22:23,551 --> 01:22:25,453
Shit!
1552
01:22:26,655 --> 01:22:30,557
So, hey, Dewayne,
the next one won't miss.
1553
01:22:30,558 --> 01:22:32,493
Gonna ask you
just one more time.
1554
01:22:32,494 --> 01:22:37,598
Question one,
why am I doing this?
1555
01:22:37,599 --> 01:22:40,601
The article about
the girl you killed?
1556
01:22:40,602 --> 01:22:44,139
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Good job, Lis.
1557
01:22:44,140 --> 01:22:46,273
Good job. All right.
1558
01:22:46,274 --> 01:22:49,778
Per the article, that happened
10 years ago tonight.
1559
01:22:49,779 --> 01:22:51,378
Question two,
1560
01:22:51,379 --> 01:22:55,717
what else happened
10 years ago tonight?
1561
01:22:55,718 --> 01:22:58,653
It was, uh...
1562
01:22:58,954 --> 01:23:00,521
The what? Come on.
1563
01:23:00,522 --> 01:23:03,892
The party. It was the party.
It was the Juneteenth party.
1564
01:23:03,893 --> 01:23:05,492
Ding, fucking, ding.
1565
01:23:05,493 --> 01:23:08,262
-I remember
you got really drunk.
-Okay.
1566
01:23:08,263 --> 01:23:09,630
Lisa and I kept trying
to give your ass shots
1567
01:23:09,631 --> 01:23:11,365
but all you wanted to do
was fucking play Spades.
1568
01:23:11,366 --> 01:23:12,734
The pot was up
to $1,000 that night
1569
01:23:12,735 --> 01:23:14,736
and everybody was acting
fucking crazy.
1570
01:23:14,737 --> 01:23:17,371
Yeah, motherfuckers
were fucking tripping.
1571
01:23:17,372 --> 01:23:20,607
You know, I was just so excited
1572
01:23:20,608 --> 01:23:23,178
to be around people
that looked like me.
1573
01:23:23,179 --> 01:23:24,645
And I'll be the first to admit,
1574
01:23:24,646 --> 01:23:28,382
I was never the best dancer,
Dewayne,
1575
01:23:28,383 --> 01:23:30,350
or the funniest, Shanika,
1576
01:23:30,351 --> 01:23:34,188
or the best cheater,
Nnamdi... Relax.
1577
01:23:34,190 --> 01:23:35,322
Or whatever you do, Lisa.
1578
01:23:35,323 --> 01:23:37,726
-I'm an attorney.
-Congrats.
1579
01:23:37,727 --> 01:23:42,629
But you know,
one thing I love
more than all that is games.
1580
01:23:42,630 --> 01:23:45,033
Monopoly, chess,
checkers, Connect Four,
1581
01:23:45,034 --> 01:23:48,402
whatever you wanna play me in,
I'm a monster at it, you know.
1582
01:23:48,403 --> 01:23:50,772
But the one game
I could never,
1583
01:23:50,773 --> 01:23:55,342
ever really get a handle on
was Spades.
1584
01:23:55,577 --> 01:24:01,081
Because nobody plays
Spades in Vermont!
1585
01:24:01,217 --> 01:24:05,520
So, that night I made
one honest mistake.
1586
01:24:06,621 --> 01:24:09,224
I thought I was out of clubs.
1587
01:24:09,225 --> 01:24:11,592
Oh, shit. Shit.
I remember that.
1588
01:24:11,593 --> 01:24:12,761
You fucked around
and you reneged.
1589
01:24:12,762 --> 01:24:14,328
And it could have happened
to anybody.
1590
01:24:14,329 --> 01:24:15,864
Not to niggas
who know how to play.
1591
01:24:15,865 --> 01:24:18,533
It was an honest mistake!
1592
01:24:21,837 --> 01:24:24,138
-What you doing?
-Yes!
1593
01:24:27,642 --> 01:24:28,509
Motherfucker.
1594
01:24:28,510 --> 01:24:30,779
Clifton! I thought he was dead.
1595
01:24:30,780 --> 01:24:32,546
I guess he's better at games
than we thought.
1596
01:24:32,547 --> 01:24:34,783
It was a simple mistake.
1597
01:24:34,817 --> 01:24:38,186
A mistake that
you all couldn't let go.
1598
01:24:38,187 --> 01:24:43,624
You turned it
into some ultimatum
about how Black I was.
1599
01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:47,294
And you laughed at me,
and you attacked me
1600
01:24:47,295 --> 01:24:49,531
about my Blackness.
1601
01:24:50,331 --> 01:24:51,733
And then you ruined my life.
1602
01:24:51,734 --> 01:24:54,002
Everyone gets shit
over Spades,
1603
01:24:54,003 --> 01:24:56,004
it's not like
someone revoked your Black card.
1604
01:24:56,005 --> 01:24:59,439
No, Lisa, you're incorrect.
That's exactly what you said.
1605
01:24:59,440 --> 01:25:01,242
Your exact words. I remember.
1606
01:25:01,243 --> 01:25:04,813
You said, "Yeah, nigga,
your Black card's revoked."
That's what you said.
1607
01:25:04,814 --> 01:25:07,081
You know, that tracks.
1608
01:25:07,082 --> 01:25:12,119
You know, I was really honored
to be your friend, you know.
1609
01:25:12,121 --> 01:25:14,455
Until you said what you said.
1610
01:25:14,556 --> 01:25:18,226
And then I became
embarrassed, rejected.
1611
01:25:18,227 --> 01:25:20,260
And you know what I did?
1612
01:25:20,930 --> 01:25:24,698
I drank for the first time
ever that night,
1613
01:25:24,699 --> 01:25:27,836
and I drove away
to escape the ridicule.
1614
01:25:27,837 --> 01:25:32,841
And I didn't see this woman
in front of me
1615
01:25:32,942 --> 01:25:37,377
until her body hit my car.
1616
01:25:37,378 --> 01:25:41,650
If he controlling the locks,
who was controlling them
when he was with us?
1617
01:25:45,054 --> 01:25:47,521
I served 4 years in jail.
1618
01:25:47,522 --> 01:25:49,190
4 years for manslaughter?
1619
01:25:49,191 --> 01:25:51,625
That's like, grad school, man.
1620
01:25:51,626 --> 01:25:56,898
You know,
I got a little jealous
1621
01:25:57,299 --> 01:25:58,632
of seeing the lives
you were living,
1622
01:25:58,633 --> 01:26:00,335
the amazing lives
you were living,
1623
01:26:00,336 --> 01:26:02,536
because my life got taken away.
1624
01:26:02,537 --> 01:26:05,639
Because I wasn't
Black enough for you.
1625
01:26:05,640 --> 01:26:09,476
I honestly thought that
those redneck twins
1626
01:26:09,477 --> 01:26:13,815
would have gotten the job done,
but they didn't.
1627
01:26:13,816 --> 01:26:16,718
I guess cheap labor
is cheap for a reason.
1628
01:26:16,719 --> 01:26:18,720
Anyway, I'm gonna
kill you guys now,
1629
01:26:18,721 --> 01:26:20,654
and I'm gonna dispose
your bodies the same way
1630
01:26:20,655 --> 01:26:25,359
I did Morgan and Shawn's,
in the well.
1631
01:26:26,128 --> 01:26:27,527
-Nigga!
-Nigga!
1632
01:26:27,528 --> 01:26:29,664
Nigga indeed.
1633
01:26:33,369 --> 01:26:35,370
-Got it.
-Yeah.
1634
01:26:35,371 --> 01:26:37,572
Oh, fuck.
1635
01:26:37,705 --> 01:26:39,506
Okay.
1636
01:26:40,408 --> 01:26:44,312
-I don't know which one...
I don't know which one.
-Try that one.
1637
01:26:44,313 --> 01:26:47,148
How about once and for all
we find out
1638
01:26:47,149 --> 01:26:50,018
which one of you
is the Blackest?
1639
01:26:50,019 --> 01:26:54,389
I'm gonna call this round,
Black Sophie's Choice.
1640
01:26:54,390 --> 01:26:57,358
And remember,
you brought this on yourselves.
1641
01:26:57,359 --> 01:27:02,063
You know, for a moment,
I actually thought
1642
01:27:02,064 --> 01:27:06,134
maybe you changed, maybe,
1643
01:27:06,135 --> 01:27:10,437
until you sent me out to die.
1644
01:27:11,639 --> 01:27:14,474
And why?
Because I wasn't Black enough?
1645
01:27:14,475 --> 01:27:16,177
It was mainly
just the Trump thing.
1646
01:27:16,178 --> 01:27:17,278
Shut up!
1647
01:27:17,279 --> 01:27:21,682
Lisa, pick! Who is the Blackest?
1648
01:27:21,683 --> 01:27:25,119
And remember, the one you choose
is gonna die.
1649
01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:26,921
We're not playing your game,
you just gonna kill us anyway.
1650
01:27:26,922 --> 01:27:28,957
- So, just do it.
- Fuck your game, bruh.
1651
01:27:28,958 --> 01:27:30,524
I actually think
we should keep playing.
1652
01:27:30,525 --> 01:27:31,859
You know what,
I'm with Shanika
and Nnamdi.
1653
01:27:31,860 --> 01:27:33,294
At this point,
you've been fucking
with us
1654
01:27:33,295 --> 01:27:34,963
-this entire night.
-That's right.
1655
01:27:34,964 --> 01:27:38,366
So, your non-Black, coon,
MAGA ass can kiss
1656
01:27:38,367 --> 01:27:39,934
- my Black ass.
- As a matter of fact...
1657
01:27:39,935 --> 01:27:42,070
- Do you trust me?
- With my life.
1658
01:27:42,071 --> 01:27:44,005
Okay,
then play the game.
1659
01:27:44,006 --> 01:27:45,740
...your little
ass crossbow.
1660
01:27:45,741 --> 01:27:47,674
I should flick your little ass
across this goddamn basement.
1661
01:27:47,675 --> 01:27:49,377
Okay,
I'll play your game.
1662
01:27:49,378 --> 01:27:50,878
Wait, what? Baby, what?
1663
01:27:50,879 --> 01:27:52,313
Lis, how the fuck you just gon'
change your mind like that?
1664
01:27:52,314 --> 01:27:53,480
I'll play your game.
1665
01:27:53,481 --> 01:27:58,252
Yes!
Finally, we have a competitor.
1666
01:27:58,253 --> 01:28:00,355
Now, go ahead, choose.
1667
01:28:00,356 --> 01:28:01,923
Which one's the Blackest?
1668
01:28:01,924 --> 01:28:04,425
-I choose myself.
-Wait, baby, what?
1669
01:28:04,426 --> 01:28:07,328
What? No, that's not what I...
What I said.
1670
01:28:07,329 --> 01:28:09,663
I said choose one of them,
one of them.
1671
01:28:09,664 --> 01:28:12,100
Choose one of them!
Go! Now!
1672
01:28:12,101 --> 01:28:14,634
Those are the fucking rules,
Lisa! Pick!
1673
01:28:14,635 --> 01:28:16,603
Psst. Nnamdi.
1674
01:28:16,604 --> 01:28:18,773
- You talking to me?
- Yes.
1675
01:28:18,774 --> 01:28:20,308
- Yo, this is trippy.
- I didn't think
1676
01:28:20,309 --> 01:28:21,909
this mind talking worked
for the guys,
but go ahead.
1677
01:28:21,910 --> 01:28:24,345
I need you
to hit him low.
1678
01:28:24,346 --> 01:28:25,847
Wait a minute.
What?
1679
01:28:25,848 --> 01:28:28,983
I said hit him low
and I'm gonna hit him high.
1680
01:28:28,984 --> 01:28:31,585
Choose one of them!
Choose one of 'em!
1681
01:28:31,586 --> 01:28:33,354
Choose one of 'em, Lisa!
1682
01:28:33,355 --> 01:28:36,057
He's crazy.
Are you sure?
Yes, nigga. I'm sure.
1683
01:28:36,058 --> 01:28:37,591
You heard me,
I choose myself.
1684
01:28:37,592 --> 01:28:40,094
Okay.
- I refuse to play
your game.
1685
01:28:42,731 --> 01:28:44,932
Wait,
did you hear all of that?
1686
01:28:44,933 --> 01:28:46,934
Yes,
motherfucker, I did.
1687
01:28:46,935 --> 01:28:48,036
Oh...
1688
01:28:48,037 --> 01:28:50,905
You done
fucked up now!
1689
01:28:52,540 --> 01:28:58,613
You guys just gave away
the only thing
you had going for you.
1690
01:28:59,415 --> 01:29:01,883
And that was
the element of surprise.
1691
01:29:02,284 --> 01:29:04,786
It's fine, Dewayne.
It's okay.
1692
01:29:04,787 --> 01:29:09,991
Because luckily,
I still have mine.
1693
01:29:11,527 --> 01:29:13,227
No, no, no!
1694
01:29:13,228 --> 01:29:14,829
-Shit!
-Oh, my God!
1695
01:29:14,830 --> 01:29:16,630
No, no, let him bleed.
1696
01:29:16,631 --> 01:29:19,834
Let him go!
Let him go!
1697
01:29:19,835 --> 01:29:22,403
-Let him bleed. Okay?
-Fuck you.
1698
01:29:22,404 --> 01:29:28,209
Lisa, I don't think
you've fully grasped the gravity
of this situation.
1699
01:29:28,210 --> 01:29:33,447
So, I'm going to repeat myself
one last time.
1700
01:29:34,049 --> 01:29:37,652
Which one of your friends
is the Blackest?
1701
01:29:40,522 --> 01:29:43,724
I, I...
1702
01:29:43,725 --> 01:29:45,793
You can try two at a time.
1703
01:29:46,694 --> 01:29:47,995
What was that?
Hey.
1704
01:29:47,996 --> 01:29:50,697
I got... Stay right there.
Stay right there!
1705
01:29:50,698 --> 01:29:54,668
Oh! No! Oh, my...
1706
01:29:54,669 --> 01:29:56,571
Okay. Time out.
1707
01:29:56,572 --> 01:30:00,074
-What the fuck?
-Watch my ear! Let go!
1708
01:30:00,075 --> 01:30:01,809
Shoot him!
1709
01:30:01,810 --> 01:30:03,311
-Shoot who?
-Him!
1710
01:30:03,312 --> 01:30:05,012
-Shoot him!
-Who's him?
1711
01:30:05,013 --> 01:30:06,914
-Shoot him, Shanika!
-Nigga, it's dark!
1712
01:30:06,915 --> 01:30:08,682
-The one on the left.
-The one on the right!
1713
01:30:08,683 --> 01:30:09,884
Wait, who's on the right
and who's on the left?
1714
01:30:09,885 --> 01:30:11,519
- To the left!
- Your right.
1715
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:12,954
- My right?
- Your left!
1716
01:30:12,955 --> 01:30:14,688
Dewayne,
I don't wanna shoot you.
Say something gay.
1717
01:30:14,689 --> 01:30:16,991
Bitch, that is offensive.
How fucking dare you?
1718
01:30:16,992 --> 01:30:18,826
Got it!
1719
01:30:20,395 --> 01:30:21,496
You're gay?
1720
01:30:21,497 --> 01:30:22,964
-Wait, wait, wait.
-What, what?
1721
01:30:22,965 --> 01:30:25,199
I don't know.
I can't see anything.
1722
01:30:32,608 --> 01:30:35,610
Yes, motherfucker!
Yes.
1723
01:30:49,925 --> 01:30:52,527
-Okay, come on,
-we fucking did it.
-Let's get it!
1724
01:30:52,961 --> 01:30:56,197
-Fuck,
wait a minute! Damn!
-Fuck.
1725
01:31:02,037 --> 01:31:05,006
Ain't that some poetic
fucking justice.
1726
01:31:05,007 --> 01:31:07,875
I guess he's not doing too well.
1727
01:31:07,876 --> 01:31:09,544
-Dewayne.
-You see what I did there?
1728
01:31:09,545 --> 01:31:10,611
Somebody's dead, nigga.
1729
01:31:10,612 --> 01:31:13,548
-That's a good kick, bruh.
-Thanks.
1730
01:31:13,549 --> 01:31:15,550
Told you we'd handle it.
1731
01:31:16,051 --> 01:31:19,486
-There is an arrow, it's okay.
-I'm sorry.
1732
01:31:37,439 --> 01:31:40,107
We did it. We survived.
1733
01:31:40,108 --> 01:31:43,911
-So, what do we do now?
-Call the cops?
1734
01:31:49,818 --> 01:31:51,819
Oh, shit!
1735
01:31:53,855 --> 01:31:55,923
Hey, but for real, though.
1736
01:32:13,175 --> 01:32:15,142
We can always call
and act like White women.
1737
01:32:15,143 --> 01:32:17,211
Mmm.
1738
01:32:17,212 --> 01:32:19,213
When they get here
expecting Hannah, Kailey
and Kimberley
1739
01:32:19,214 --> 01:32:22,783
and see our Black asses
and it's bang, bang, then what?
1740
01:32:22,784 --> 01:32:24,151
You right.
1741
01:32:24,152 --> 01:32:26,722
Any other ideas
on how to get help
1742
01:32:26,723 --> 01:32:28,823
without getting shot
in the process?
1743
01:32:28,824 --> 01:32:32,827
I got it. I'm a genius.
1744
01:32:41,670 --> 01:32:45,072
So, why did we decide
to do this?
1745
01:32:45,073 --> 01:32:48,442
Oh, because firemen won't
shoot you. You see?
1746
01:32:48,443 --> 01:32:49,844
It's called beating the system.
1747
01:32:49,845 --> 01:32:51,312
I know I'm high as fuck,
1748
01:32:51,313 --> 01:32:52,980
but, nigga, did you change
your clothes?
1749
01:32:52,981 --> 01:32:55,383
Yes, I did! The news might come.
We might be on TV.
1750
01:32:55,384 --> 01:32:56,817
As a highlighter?
1751
01:32:56,818 --> 01:32:58,252
Oh, shit.
1752
01:32:58,253 --> 01:33:01,823
Dewayne,
you was right. Here they
come now.