1 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:15,890 - Brock? Bro, can you hear me, bro? 2 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:17,684 Come on, baby. Come on, Brock. 3 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:18,810 Brock! - Can't get 911. 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,146 No fucking recep-- 5 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,565 Shit! - Is it that bad? 6 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:27,318 - What? No. No, just, uh, you look great. 7 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,654 Got your standard number of eyeballs. 8 00:00:32,449 --> 00:00:33,825 Hey. 9 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,368 - Hey! 10 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,828 We're taking you to the hospital. 11 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:40,081 We couldn't get an ambulance, but this is just as good. 12 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:43,668 I'm basically an EMT since I took a CPR course 13 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,795 seven years ago when I worked at the water park. 14 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:48,715 No seatbelt. 15 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,925 I'm not normally back here when it's moving. 16 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:52,344 I'll just-- 17 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:53,428 Ah! 18 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,930 - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 19 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:58,016 Oh, I guess you'll just have to get used to women 20 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,601 throwing themselves at you 21 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:02,354 what with how normal your face looks now. 22 00:01:02,395 --> 00:01:03,355 Oh! 23 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,357 - Ah! - Sorry, sorry, sorry. 24 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,278 - Okay. There you are. 25 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,948 Brock, right? Nod if you can hear me. 26 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:15,492 I'm Dr. Mandril. 27 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:17,285 I'm going to be operating on you today. 28 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,620 You're going to be fine. 29 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,288 Your friends got you here in time. 30 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,875 They saved your life. You're in good hands, mm? 31 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,087 You know, I really hate lying like that, 32 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:29,089 but his last thought shouldn't be, "I'm going to die." 33 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,508 This way, he croaks on a high note. 34 00:01:31,549 --> 00:01:33,385 - What? 35 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,594 - You didn't give him the gas yet? 36 00:01:34,636 --> 00:01:36,721 - No, sorry. - What the fuck, Ryan? 37 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,098 Jesus fucking Christ! 38 00:01:38,139 --> 00:01:39,265 Would you knock him out already? 39 00:01:39,307 --> 00:01:41,518 - Yes, Doctor. 40 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:44,479 - You are going to be just fine. 41 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,648 Don't worry about a thing, okay? 42 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:49,609 - Okay. 43 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:00,370 - Welcome back to our coverage of Hurricane Annie 44 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:02,872 brought to you by Sombrero's Mexican Grill, 45 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,875 home of the original cheeseburger quesadilla. 46 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:08,545 Cheesy, beefy, caliente! 47 00:02:08,586 --> 00:02:10,338 - Use Sombrero's online ordering 48 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,881 for curbside delivery, 49 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,967 the perfect option if you're on the road this week 50 00:02:14,009 --> 00:02:15,593 fleeing the storm. 51 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,846 - Which may be a lot of you. 52 00:02:17,887 --> 00:02:20,015 It looks like Annie is going to make landfall 53 00:02:20,056 --> 00:02:21,391 as a category four, 54 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:24,894 prompting talks of mandatory evacuations. 55 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:26,438 Ah. 56 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,731 Well, thanks for coming back in, guys. 57 00:02:27,772 --> 00:02:30,400 I wanted to let you know we caught Carlos Ramirez, 58 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:32,360 AKA "Condom Carl." 59 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:33,486 - Did he say what happened? 60 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,071 - He won't talk, but it's all on video. 61 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,740 So it's open and shut. 62 00:02:36,781 --> 00:02:39,868 The D.A. said I can return your personal items. 63 00:02:39,909 --> 00:02:43,121 So we got a set of keys and a couple of phones 64 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:46,499 and I believe this is yours. 65 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:50,295 - Thank God. It's been so hard to sleep without a pillow. 66 00:02:50,337 --> 00:02:51,588 What? I'll flip it over. 67 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:54,299 - Um, what about the grack sack? 68 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:55,842 The big bag with the python eggs. 69 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:57,052 That was Jillian's too. 70 00:02:57,093 --> 00:02:59,054 - No, those were Brock's. 71 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,930 That's why he got shot, isn't it? 72 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:03,808 What's the story there? 73 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,602 - No stories. They were--they were Brock's. 74 00:03:05,643 --> 00:03:08,104 - Well, if you can get Brock to sign for them, 75 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,523 I can release the eggs and you can sort it out yourselves. 76 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,317 - Yeah, but he's in a coma. 77 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:13,902 I don't think he's gonna be signing anything. 78 00:03:13,943 --> 00:03:15,945 - And the python hunt ends in six days. 79 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,197 After that, they're useless. 80 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,615 - Well, if he's incapacitated, 81 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:21,409 a family member could always sign for him. 82 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,203 - The fuck? - Ugh. 83 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:25,163 That's Pete. Pete the pig. 84 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:26,831 We borrowed him from the DEA. 85 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,249 - He's so cute. 86 00:03:28,291 --> 00:03:30,085 - Yeah, he's cute. 87 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:33,963 He's also a huge fucking asshole! 88 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,299 - Can pigs be assholes? 89 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:40,845 - He swallowed my Bluetooth, so you tell me. 90 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:43,139 - What does Pete the pig do? - He's a super sniffer. 91 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,558 We actually got him to locate Condom Carl's gun. 92 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,602 He dropped it at the scene. It vanished. 93 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,479 The chief seems to think it's in the grass somewhere. 94 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,564 So now we all have to put up 95 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:55,110 with Pete's fucking bullshit, all fucking week! 96 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,281 It's so dumb because the gun's long gone. 97 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,200 - Long gone? Gone where? 98 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,702 - I have a theory about that. 99 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:06,913 I believe it was eaten by a snake. 100 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,373 - Can snakes eat handguns? 101 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,750 - Oh, yeah. Looked it up. They eat everything. 102 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:15,755 License plates, alligators-- heck, even people. 103 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:18,383 - People? That's--that's crazy. 104 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,634 - So what I did was I contacted 105 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,428 the Department of Water Management. 106 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,555 Every dead snake that comes through there, 107 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,806 they're gonna cut it open, 108 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:28,226 examine the stomach contents, and let me know. 109 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,854 I bet we'd find that gun in one of them. 110 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,566 - Fuck. They're cutting open snakes now? 111 00:04:34,607 --> 00:04:36,443 What happens when someone catches the one that ate Noah? 112 00:04:36,484 --> 00:04:38,403 - Aww, I didn't know his name was Noah. 113 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,738 I'd rather not humanize him. 114 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,448 Can we please call him "the body"? 115 00:04:41,489 --> 00:04:42,824 - Well, they'll find the body, 116 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,492 all the body's bones, all the body's wallet, 117 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,036 or pictures of the body's nieces in it. 118 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,912 - La, la, la, the body had no one who loved it. 119 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,039 The body was all alone. 120 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,915 - Then Rodney Lamonca's gonna kill me. 121 00:04:50,957 --> 00:04:52,876 Oh, it's not gonna be a regular death though. 122 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,961 He's gonna probably hang me from a building 123 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,630 or make me lick poison off some money. 124 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,215 - What? - I don't know. He's fucked up. 125 00:04:59,257 --> 00:05:00,508 - Relax, okay? 126 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:01,634 I read online it only takes three weeks 127 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:04,012 for a snake to fully digest a deer. 128 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,764 Humans are basically deers. 129 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:06,723 - But it hasn't been a few weeks. 130 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,058 It's been one week, Cregory. 131 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,809 - There's over 100,000 pythons in the Everglades. 132 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,811 What are the odds someone's gonna catch that one? 133 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,272 - That snake was 20 feet long and white with red eyes. 134 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,607 Fucking biblical motherfucker 135 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,108 couldn't be more conspicuous if he tried. 136 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,444 - Nobody's going out to the swamps this week anyway, 137 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,863 not with this storm coming. 138 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,573 - Thank God for global fucking warming. 139 00:05:23,615 --> 00:05:24,949 - That's the spirit. 140 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:32,123 Too bad about the grack sack. 141 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,541 - Yeah. 142 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:37,128 Guess it's all over then. No more saw palmetto farm. 143 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:38,672 - Yeah. 144 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,839 Fuck! 145 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:44,636 Unless... 146 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,222 we could maybe ask Corby to get the eggs 147 00:05:47,263 --> 00:05:49,140 from the police station for us? 148 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,642 - He's a nice kid. 149 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,560 He might feel kind of bad 150 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,479 that his dad basically stole them from us. 151 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:56,356 - Totally. 152 00:05:56,398 --> 00:05:59,693 - I mean, it feels a little ghoulish. 153 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,695 - Seeing his dad is in a coma. 154 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,988 - And we were sort of responsible. 155 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,825 - True, true, true. Good point. Good point. 156 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:10,120 Except we're also responsible for saving Brock's life. 157 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:12,872 - Yeah. We drove him to the hospital. 158 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:14,499 - Got him there before he lost consciousness. 159 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,418 - If you think about it, we're kind of heroes. 160 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:17,711 - Corby's gonna be so grateful. 161 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,754 - Of course he's gonna give us those snake eggs. 162 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,340 - "Anything for you guys because you saved my dad's--" 163 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,467 - He died this morning. 164 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:29,556 - I'm so sorry, Corby. 165 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:32,350 - If you need anything at all, we're here for you. 166 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,644 - Thanks. 167 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:38,314 But didn't you guys say you needed a favor? 168 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:39,858 - What? Definitely not. - Us? 169 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:41,860 We're here for you, champ. - We're not heroes. 170 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:43,903 - We're just friends. - Friends without motives. 171 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,867 - And we definitely see the potential 172 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:51,661 of up to 6 million customers losing power 173 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:53,288 in the wake of the storm. 174 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:56,166 These outages may outlast emergency generator capacity, 175 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:58,168 so we're recommending hospitals transfer 176 00:06:58,209 --> 00:07:00,462 all high-risk patients out of state 177 00:07:00,503 --> 00:07:02,589 to avoid mass casualties. 178 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,341 - This emergency update was brought to you 179 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,718 by the all new bacon crammers from Burger Load. 180 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:09,179 - Now you're crammed with knowledge! 181 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,890 Crammed deep up in there! 182 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:14,225 - Can't believe Brock's dead. - Yeah. 183 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:18,146 But I've been around so much death, nothing's shocking. 184 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:21,441 You know, I've won this dress to 17 funerals? 185 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,151 - 17 funerals is too many funerals. 186 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,945 - Well, there was my dad. That was a heart attack. 187 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,531 And then my friend Amy. Overdose. 188 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:32,160 But then the other 15 was when I was hired to be a mourner. 189 00:07:32,202 --> 00:07:33,787 - That's a job? - Uh-huh. 190 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:36,915 It's so unpopular people don't seem like they died friendless. 191 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:40,460 And I was great at it. I can start sobbing on demand. 192 00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:41,586 - Really? - Yeah. 193 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:43,254 It's just a skill I've always had. 194 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,923 Don't know why. 195 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:47,842 Probably because of my deep well of sadness. 196 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,845 - Hey, about the eggs. 197 00:07:50,887 --> 00:07:52,472 I think we should tell Corby to pick them up 198 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:55,475 before the contest ends so he can claim the prize money. 199 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,102 - Feels like the right thing to do. 200 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:59,646 - He lost his dad. We both know how tough that is. 201 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,857 - Yeah. God. 202 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,943 - Of course, my dad didn't steal someone else's 203 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,736 bag of snake eggs before he died. 204 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:07,904 - Neither did mine. 205 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:09,197 - Seems like a relevant distinction. 206 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:11,449 - Very relevant. - I mean, that was our dream. 207 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,159 - And Brock took it from us. 208 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,246 - We'll be-- 209 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,206 - We're giving Corby the eggs and that's that. 210 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:20,083 - Guys, I feel like God sent us Brock 211 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,127 to remind us that life is precious 212 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,629 and to make as much content as you can while you can. 213 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:27,340 - Yo, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little jealous though. 214 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,467 The kingdom sounds sick. 215 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,263 - Hey. 216 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:35,849 We met at the DMV. Matt, Brock's friend. 217 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,852 - Yeah. I remember you. 218 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:42,147 You were having an affair with his wife. 219 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,649 - Yeah. 220 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,984 I don't know why it's necessary 221 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,736 to be bringing up old shit at a funeral. 222 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,821 - I'm just saying that's how I know you. 223 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,364 You were sleeping with his wife. 224 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:53,241 That's the only context I have to put you in. 225 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,659 - Okay, cool. So what? 226 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:56,995 You just sit around talking about old shit all day? 227 00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,079 - You started talking to me. - Okay-- 228 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,748 - Did I say anything to you? No. 229 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:01,207 - I'm done now. I'm done. 230 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,043 - All right. Well, good job, homewrecker. 231 00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,170 - What the-- - Excuse me. 232 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,589 Hi. I'd, uh... 233 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,258 I'd like to thank everyone for coming. 234 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:12,886 I know my dad was a lot. 235 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:16,723 A lot of anger, a lot of yelling, 236 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:19,517 a lot of saying the word fuck or shit. 237 00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:20,727 Or when he was really mad, 238 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,979 he loved to call people dickless skunks. 239 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:24,647 He called you that. 240 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:25,774 - But you know, there was a lot of good 241 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:28,401 that came with my dad as well. 242 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,237 A lot of laughter, 243 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,531 a lot of learning, 244 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:34,824 and most importantly, 245 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:38,078 there were always a lot... 246 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,871 of surprises! 247 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,499 - Oh! That's right, motherfuckers! 248 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,125 You can't get rid of me that easy. 249 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,460 Whoo! - Oh! 250 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,295 - We did it again! - We prayed him back to life! 251 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,672 Let's go! 252 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:50,382 What is happening? 253 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:53,635 Jesus! 254 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:55,929 - Brock is alive! He has risen! 255 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,434 - Thank you for coming. 256 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,103 Thank you. Thanks for coming, man. 257 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,355 Whoa! 258 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,440 Whoa. 259 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,360 Oh, bring it in. 260 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:13,446 You guys saved my life. 261 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,073 Oh. 262 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,410 - That was crazy. Are you all right? 263 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,954 - Fuck no. No. My eyeball got vaporized. 264 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:22,372 Just, pfft, yeah. 265 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:23,873 But that bullet gave me some other powers. 266 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,709 You know, I'm like a fucking superhero now. 267 00:10:25,750 --> 00:10:28,837 - What kind of powers? Do you have enhanced hearing? 268 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,547 - What? Fuck that shit. 269 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,257 I'm rich now, which is the greatest fucking superpower 270 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:33,675 of all, you know what I'm saying? 271 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:35,093 I made tens of thousands of dollars 272 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,886 when I uploaded that video of me getting shot. 273 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,597 It's been viewed over 15 million times. 274 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,932 - Damn. - Yeah. I don't know. 275 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,059 People just love to see all that blood spraying 276 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:45,520 out the back of my head-- I'm a worldwide sensation. 277 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:47,856 In fact, some chick in Indonesia, she DM'd me. 278 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,232 She asked me to get married. 279 00:10:49,274 --> 00:10:51,609 - And what did you tell her? - I said, "Fuck no." 280 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,819 You know, it's probably some dude 281 00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,320 living in his mom's basement in Toronto, 282 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,698 jerking it to the idea of sticking his cock in my socket. 283 00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:58,199 - Oh, God. - And I told him 284 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,869 that, you know, I'm already taken. 285 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,371 Got my little strawberry shortcake here. 286 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,415 American dream, guys. American dream. 287 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:07,834 - Getting shot in the face. - Getting shot in the face. 288 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,294 That's right. I cracked the code. 289 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,254 Oh, hey, guess who was in the hospital when I woke up? 290 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:14,215 The guys from Rawboned.com. I got a sponsor. 291 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,925 They're these pills you take to dehydrate yourself 292 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,302 so you look hot for selfies. Yeah. 293 00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,596 In fact, the whole fake funeral was their idea. 294 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,890 - Brock, we so stoked for this vid, baby. 295 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,266 It's gonna pull some huge numbers! 296 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,309 - That's what I'm talking about. 297 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,436 That's my guy. That's my guy now. 298 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,897 - Hey, since the snake hunt is ending in two days... 299 00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:30,231 - We wanted you to know 300 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,650 the police have those python eggs for you. 301 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,986 - Yeah, um, let me guess. You want 'em for yourself. 302 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,405 - Well, we actually came to make sure Corby got them 303 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:39,032 when we thought you were dead. - Yeah. 304 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,076 - But since you're not... 305 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,620 - And since you're doing so well financially... 306 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,456 - Hey, I blackmailed you for those eggs fair and square. 307 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,625 Okay? So I'ma drive down to the police station. 308 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,959 I'ma take 'em for myself. 309 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:55,507 But I can't drive because I have no depth perception. 310 00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,301 So will you guys take me? 311 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,428 - Cheesy, beefy, caliente. 312 00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,180 Cheesy, beefy, caliente. 313 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,765 - If you want your python eggs, follow me. 314 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,475 Sorry about the chaos. We're worried about flooding, 315 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,143 so we gotta empty the evidence room, 316 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,687 make sure nothing gets destroyed. 317 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,189 Your eggs though should be right-- 318 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,732 Oh, shit. He ate 'em. 319 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:13,858 - Who the fuck is this? 320 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,652 - Pete the pig! 321 00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,570 - You asshole. 322 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,072 - Told you. 323 00:12:19,114 --> 00:12:21,908 - That little pig fuck! He ate all but six of them. 324 00:12:21,950 --> 00:12:23,368 - Maybe it's karma. 325 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,870 Maybe you shouldn't have tried to steal our prize money. 326 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,455 - Hey, you know what? Fuck off, okay? 327 00:12:27,497 --> 00:12:29,499 I wasn't gonna actually keep the eggs from you. 328 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,418 I was gonna give 'em to you as a surprise on camera. 329 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,169 Check this out. 330 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,130 Hey, boys! Come out, come on. 331 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,173 This is my crew. 332 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,175 Viral philanthropy. It's huge on YouTube. 333 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,885 You know, you give cash to strangers 334 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,846 or Yeezys to teachers. 335 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,014 See the one with the homeless guy 336 00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,265 where they're giving him the Apple Watch? 337 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:46,641 - No. 338 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,268 - He didn't actually want it. Got pretty violent. 339 00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:50,061 But look, the point is this. 340 00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,981 This video was gonna be life-affirming as shit. 341 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:56,943 A creator finally makes it, giving back. 342 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,862 Yeah, fuck it. 343 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,905 Just 'cause I don't have the eggs 344 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:02,574 doesn't mean I can't give you this. 345 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:08,913 - That's $20,000. 346 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,081 - What? - Yeah. 347 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,042 From the Rawboned guys, for the funeral. 348 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,336 We were gonna get a fire rig for the casket 349 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,588 to make it look like I was literally coming up from hell, 350 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,548 but couldn't get it shipped out in time. 351 00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,343 - Wait. Are you serious right now? 352 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,845 - This is fake, right? This is for a video. 353 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,680 - Fuck no, it's not for a video. 354 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:29,934 Guys, last week, I-- I thought I was gonna die. 355 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,519 I mean, I was on that table. 356 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:34,898 All I could think about was my son, you know? 357 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,608 And just how much I-- 358 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:40,362 I didn't want Corby to grow up to be like me. 359 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,781 I've walked this Earth for 42 years. 360 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,991 I can't think of a single person whose life is better 361 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,494 because they met me. 362 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:52,749 This is my chance to make that right. 363 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:55,794 I, uh... 364 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,420 I don't know what to say. 365 00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,090 Thank you doesn't seem like enough. 366 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,759 - Thank you is all I need. 367 00:14:06,638 --> 00:14:07,764 Fucking love you, man. 368 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,307 - Love you, brother. 369 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,852 - Definitely gonna need to go again. 370 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,354 - What? 371 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,647 - I said we're definitely gonna need to go again. 372 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,399 Guys, I want you to bring it in a little closer. 373 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,067 Okay? Get the intimacy here. 374 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:20,443 Okay, hey, I need the envelope back. 375 00:14:20,485 --> 00:14:22,612 - I thought you said this wasn't a video. 376 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:24,155 - Of course it's for a video. Okay? 377 00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,657 I mean, I meant everything I said, 378 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,033 and of course you can keep the money, 379 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,660 but I gotta do numbers on this one 380 00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,203 'cause, you know, I'm losing a lot of cash. 381 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:32,580 And hey, not just a thank you. You know, like, come on. 382 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,916 I need you, like, crazy and yelling, screaming. 383 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,334 You know, maybe somebody throws up. 384 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,669 - I can start sobbing on demand. 385 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:39,963 - I can scream real loud. - Let do it. 386 00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,131 Boom! - What? 387 00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,799 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - This is crazy! 388 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,342 - Oh, my God! - This is crazy! 389 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,094 - I don't know how to thank you enough! 390 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,805 I wanna thank Rawboned.com. 391 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,306 Thank you so much. 392 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,683 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 393 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,143 - Oh, my God. 394 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:56,146 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 395 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,607 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 396 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,278 Holy shit! 397 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,487 - Craig! - Jillian! 398 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,492 - The bank. We gotta go to the bank right now. 399 00:15:09,534 --> 00:15:10,744 - I think they might have closed early 400 00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,745 because of the storm. 401 00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,329 - I will deposit this in the ATM 402 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,706 120 at a time if I have to. 403 00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:16,166 Come on, come on, come on. 404 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,919 Hey. 405 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:24,132 I know this isn't happening 'cause of Brock or Condom Carl 406 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,509 or Rawboned.com or any of that. 407 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,347 This is happening 'cause of you, Jillian Glopp. 408 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,182 You found the eggs. You... 409 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,686 You saved me. 410 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,897 We should deposit this in your account. 411 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,024 You should have control over it. 412 00:15:41,066 --> 00:15:43,860 - Cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 413 00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:47,697 But it should probably go in your account since I'm not sure 414 00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:50,533 I'm gonna be able to partner with you on the farm. 415 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:52,952 - What? What you talking about? 416 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,371 - I might lose my green card 417 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,955 and get deported in a couple weeks. 418 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,290 - Jillian? 419 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,500 - It's because I stole Silas' pill bottle, 420 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,543 which was a drug-related offense. 421 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:02,545 - Do you have a lawyer? What's your lawyer say? 422 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:06,216 - Yep. She says she can take care of this no problem. 423 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,634 - Okay, great. That's great. Very great. 424 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,220 Except I can't afford her. 425 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,555 - But don't worry. I'm gonna represent myself. 426 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,142 To prepare, I've been watching a lot of that show "Suits" 427 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,062 through the window of a house I park my car in front of. 428 00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:20,563 I can't hear the dialogue, 429 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,024 but I've picked up some very powerful hand gestures. 430 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,528 I am pointing. I am pointing. 431 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:28,405 Now I am crossing my arms. 432 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:31,241 - Jesus. Why didn't you tell me? 433 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:34,077 - You've been busy. And I don't know. 434 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:37,914 Maybe I'll be happier. I mean, I live in a billboard. 435 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,000 How much worse can my life get? 436 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,336 At least in Australia, they have free health care. 437 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,588 - But you wanna stay, right? 438 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,632 - I mean, 439 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,344 it was my father's dream to make it in America. 440 00:16:51,386 --> 00:16:56,641 And being here and trying to follow in his footsteps, 441 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,643 it's really the only thing that lets me still feel 442 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,770 connected to him, 443 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,940 or connected to anything. 444 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,734 Without that, 445 00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:08,653 I really think I'd just be floating in space. 446 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:12,323 - Damn. 447 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,458 - No. 448 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,710 - Yeah. This is more important. 449 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:27,672 - I can't. - Yes, you can, Jillian. 450 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,341 Okay? It's yours. 451 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:32,594 Take it, pay the lawyer, and come to Camille's after. 452 00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,889 I'm not letting you ride out a hurricane in a billboard. 453 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,520 You okay? What are you doing? 454 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,439 - I'm trying to give you a hug, but the seatbelt's locked up. 455 00:17:44,481 --> 00:17:46,566 It'll release in a second. 456 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,111 - You know, you can just unbuckle it. 457 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,654 Oh, right. 458 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,876 - Man, that shit is foolish. 459 00:18:04,918 --> 00:18:07,420 - She's a friend, plus it's her money, Zay. 460 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,297 - I mean, dude handed the envelope to you. 461 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:10,757 That's your problem. 462 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:12,467 You're always trying to look out for everybody else. 463 00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,885 You know, what you even doing here 464 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,428 helping me put up plywood, anyway? 465 00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,055 - You called and asked me to come. 466 00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:20,350 - Yeah, well, it's fucked up that you said yes. 467 00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,519 I mean, don't get me wrong. 468 00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,604 I love that your dumb ass is the way it is. 469 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:25,897 But ain't nothing in this for you. 470 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,232 You know I ordered delivery 471 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,400 and didn't even ask you if you wanted anything? 472 00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,151 - What kind of delivery? - Islas Canarias. 473 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,319 - What? 474 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,362 - While you was working, I got croquetas. 475 00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:34,614 - Damn! - Mm-hmm. 476 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,242 - Doing the right thing is never a mistake. 477 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:39,703 I believe in karma. - Karma. 478 00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,913 - All I know is the one time I was gonna break the rules, 479 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,456 the one time, 480 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:45,875 the fucking putt putt immediately went up in flames. 481 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:48,545 Lake on fire and everything. Bible shit. 482 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:50,255 So if that's not the universe sending me a message, 483 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,548 what is it? 484 00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:54,384 - Just a random fucking event, Craig. 485 00:18:54,426 --> 00:18:55,593 I mean, thousands of folks 486 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,970 gonna lose they homes in this hurricane. 487 00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:58,722 You think they did anything to deserve this shit? 488 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,473 - No. - What about every other person 489 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,726 who entered the python challenge and didn't win? 490 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:04,686 Are they bad people? - No. 491 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,563 - What about Nemo's mom in "Finding Nemo"? 492 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,189 You think she got what was coming to her? 493 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,275 - We don't know what Nemo's mom did before the movie started. 494 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,526 We don't know how she was. 495 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,569 - If that's what you got to tell yourself. 496 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,738 - Nemo's mom was a computer fish. 497 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,614 What are we even talking about? 498 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,409 - Why you think the pythons take over, hm? 499 00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,202 It's because they-- they're good, 500 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,246 or it's God's will, 501 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,915 or it's because they big and they mean, 502 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,084 and they don't give a fuck about anyone else? 503 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:30,211 - I think there are complex biological factors at play-- 504 00:19:30,253 --> 00:19:33,506 - It's because they don't give a fuck about anyone. 505 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,258 That's who wins. That's how the world works. 506 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:37,135 - That's not how the world works. 507 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,262 The world is not all snakes. 508 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:40,555 - Yes. Yes, it is. 509 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,600 Ain't nothing but snakes all the way down. 510 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:46,186 - Or maybe that's just something you made up 511 00:19:46,227 --> 00:19:50,273 so you can have an excuse to act like a selfish asshole. 512 00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,442 At the end of the day, I have Nessa. 513 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,903 I have Camille. I have Jillian. 514 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,738 None of them are snakes, by the way. 515 00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:59,449 But who do you have? Let's play a little game. 516 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,451 Who does Isaiah have on his squad? 517 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:05,330 Uh, Dame? Rodney Lamonca? 518 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:07,791 You have nobody. 519 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,710 You all alone out here, Isaiah. 520 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:14,381 So please don't tell me about your grand theory 521 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:16,466 of how the world works because-- 522 00:20:16,508 --> 00:20:20,136 - Camille's moving, you know. To Oakland. 523 00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:21,888 - What? 524 00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,685 - She's taking Vanessa. 525 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:31,106 No, she's not. That's bullshit. 526 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:33,233 - She texted me because my boy Drew ships cars 527 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:36,861 all across the country and she wanted his number. 528 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:39,155 I promised her that I wouldn't say anything to you, 529 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:42,534 but then it really helped me win this argument. 530 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,876 - What the fuck? 531 00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,584 - I don't understand what's happening. 532 00:21:38,882 --> 00:21:42,260 - We already went through this two weeks ago, 533 00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,513 with dumbfuck Marco and dumbfuck Columbus, Ohio. 534 00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:47,891 Remember? You chose me over him. 535 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,615 - So you want to move to California? 536 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:09,371 - You wanna take my daughter 14,000 miles away from me? 537 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:10,872 Or a thousand miles, or-- 538 00:22:10,914 --> 00:22:12,916 I don't know the distance. How far is Oakland? 539 00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:19,547 - A good life involves her dad. 540 00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,341 I can help you. 541 00:22:26,471 --> 00:22:27,555 - That's not true. 542 00:22:39,192 --> 00:22:42,696 - Yes, there is. I almost had it today. 543 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:46,700 - I promise you. I can do this. 544 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,494 - I can fucking do this! 545 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,456 - Dad? 546 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:55,291 - It's okay, baby. 547 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,002 It's just the power. 548 00:23:20,942 --> 00:23:23,069 - I gave the money to the lawyer. 549 00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,821 They were closed, but they sent someone 550 00:23:24,863 --> 00:23:27,115 through the storm to take my deposit. 551 00:23:27,157 --> 00:23:30,869 Lawyers love money. "Suits" was right. 552 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,455 - Yeah, okay. Good. 553 00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,165 - Are you okay? 554 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:37,876 - I'm fine. 555 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,627 Can I borrow your car? 556 00:23:39,669 --> 00:23:41,338 - Right now? Why? 557 00:23:41,379 --> 00:23:43,548 - 'Cause. 558 00:23:43,590 --> 00:23:45,467 I'm going snake hunting. 559 00:23:50,055 --> 00:23:52,932 - I mean, you said that very dramatically, 560 00:23:52,974 --> 00:23:54,684 and it was definitely cool, 561 00:23:54,726 --> 00:23:57,270 but there's a hurricane right now. 562 00:23:57,312 --> 00:24:00,482 I really don't think you should be going out there. 563 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,317 Craig! 564 00:24:05,862 --> 00:24:07,530 If you're going, I'm going. 565 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:08,698 - It's okay. You don't have to. 566 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,076 - Craig, we're partners. 567 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,038 Now, as someone who's often winging it, 568 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:18,667 I find the lack of forethought here exhilarating. 569 00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:22,128 But also, what is the plan? 570 00:24:22,170 --> 00:24:25,131 - We're at fifth place, 25 feet of snake out of first. 571 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,634 The six eggs from the grack sack gets us 12, 572 00:24:27,676 --> 00:24:30,428 so we just need to find a 13 footer before the contest ends. 573 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:33,264 - Right. That makes sense. 574 00:24:33,306 --> 00:24:34,974 Smart. 575 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:37,185 The only tiny little problem I see 576 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:40,188 is the life-threatening winds and rain. 577 00:24:40,230 --> 00:24:42,190 - It's actually great because it means 578 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:44,401 nobody else will be out hunting in this weather. 579 00:24:46,945 --> 00:24:49,864 - Right. Totally. 580 00:24:49,906 --> 00:24:51,908 This is great. 581 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,880 Craig, slow down! - Oh, it's fuckin'-- 582 00:25:05,922 --> 00:25:08,299 Look out! 583 00:25:13,471 --> 00:25:15,265 The billboard keeps catching the wind. 584 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:16,558 It's gonna pull us off the road. 585 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:18,059 - I mean, 586 00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:20,729 I guess we could always just turn around and go home. 587 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:22,397 - We're not turning around! 588 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:25,358 This is gonna work out. 589 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,738 The universe will provide. I promise. 590 00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:32,365 Fuck it. I'm going out there. 591 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:42,959 - Oh, my God! 592 00:25:45,086 --> 00:25:47,255 This is crazy! It's pitch black! 593 00:25:47,297 --> 00:25:50,759 We're never gonna find anything out here! 594 00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,261 - We'll find something, Jillian! 595 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:54,471 We have to! 596 00:25:56,681 --> 00:26:00,560 - I can't see anything! Can you see anything? 597 00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:07,567 It's so fucking dark, Craig! 598 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:10,904 Well, we gave it a go, and that's what matters! 599 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:13,156 We can probably go home now! 600 00:26:17,494 --> 00:26:18,953 Oh, my God! 601 00:26:18,995 --> 00:26:22,665 There's nothing out here! 602 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,751 Craig, I wanna believe in you, 603 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:29,881 but I don't think the universe is gonna send us a-- 604 00:26:29,923 --> 00:26:31,257 oh, shit. 605 00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:33,802 Is that the snake that ate Noah? 606 00:26:33,843 --> 00:26:36,805 - Yep, that's him. 607 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,473 What you think? 608 00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,183 16 footer? 609 00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:44,062 - You don't have to do this. What about Isaiah? 610 00:26:44,104 --> 00:26:48,400 - Nothing but snakes, all the way down. 611 00:27:37,574 --> 00:27:38,867 - What is this? 612 00:27:42,746 --> 00:27:46,791 - That, my friend, is $20,000. 613 00:27:55,842 --> 00:27:57,719 - Zay, it's me. Listen. 614 00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:01,723 - You gonna want to run. 615 00:29:29,769 --> 00:29:31,688 - Not a doctor. Shh.