1 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:25,150 - That's what I'm talking about. 2 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:31,406 - Where'd it go? It never came out. 3 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,458 - Here we go. 4 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,002 - Dad! - Fuck! 5 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,337 Fucking fuck! - Dad! 6 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,339 - Somebody help me! Fuck! - Somebody please help! 7 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:48,548 - Somebody help me! 8 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,800 Somebody help me! 9 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:53,219 Somebody please help! 10 00:00:57,891 --> 00:00:59,517 - I don't get it. 11 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:01,353 If there's 100,000 pythons in the Everglades, 12 00:01:01,394 --> 00:01:03,855 where the fuck are they all? 13 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:07,901 Hello, Jillian, why you on the phone? 14 00:01:07,942 --> 00:01:09,694 Focus up. - I'm very focused. 15 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,446 It's just that I'm getting all these texts from this guy, 16 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,198 Nate, who I met at Dominine. 17 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:16,284 I don't know how to respond. 18 00:01:16,326 --> 00:01:19,329 - "Where'd you go?" "Did I do something wrong?" 19 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,789 Jillian, did you ghost this dude? 20 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,625 - Yes, but only because he's handsome and rich, 21 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:26,836 and he thought I was rich, too, for some weird reason. 22 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:28,213 Probably because I said I was. 23 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:29,673 - Good. You made the right call. 24 00:01:29,714 --> 00:01:32,801 You can't start a relationship on a foundation of lies. 25 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:36,137 Lying always ends bad. 26 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:38,556 - Yes, you're right, definitely. 27 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,725 But have you seen the movie, "Maid in Manhattan"? 28 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:43,895 J-Lo lies to Ralph Fiennes, and they still end up together. 29 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,731 Plus, all of her maid friends get promoted to management. 30 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,693 - Yeah, that's J-Lo. You're not J-Lo. 31 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:53,238 Okay, you're J--actually, I don't know your last name. 32 00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,323 - It's Glopp, like the sound lotion makes 33 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,741 when it hits the floor. 34 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,412 - Uh, yeah, I don't see things working out for J-Glopp. 35 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:02,205 - You mad at me about something? 36 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:05,250 - What? 37 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:09,170 No, no, I'm sorry. I don't know who I'm mad at. 38 00:02:09,212 --> 00:02:10,755 Honestly, I thought this Rita Gaines thing 39 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,549 would work out, and we wouldn't have to be back out here. 40 00:02:12,590 --> 00:02:15,510 - Fuck Rita Gaines. I hope she gains weight. 41 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,262 - Come on, don't be fatphobic. 42 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:18,430 - You're right, I'm sorry. 43 00:02:18,471 --> 00:02:21,683 I hope she gains cancer? 44 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,268 - That's much worse. 45 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:25,103 - I hope she gains a little decency. 46 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,105 - Would you two shut the fuck up? 47 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:30,275 - The fuck? - Huh? 48 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,484 - What's happening? - What the fuck? 49 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,153 - I mean... - Who the fuck is this? 50 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:37,282 - Damn it. You scared all the snakes off. 51 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,783 - What the fuck are you wearing? 52 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:40,577 - It's a ghillie suit. 53 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,454 - Well, I like the name, very cute. 54 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:44,039 - No, there's nothing cute about this, 55 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,458 unless you think it is cute to dress like a U.S. Navy SEAL. 56 00:02:46,499 --> 00:02:48,335 - I think it's cute to dress up like a tree. 57 00:02:48,376 --> 00:02:50,795 - I bet it's a fun way to feed the birds. 58 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,173 - It's camo, all right? It breaks up my silhouette. 59 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,507 Makes me invisible to the prey. 60 00:02:54,549 --> 00:02:56,301 - Dad, do I have to wear this thing? 61 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,385 It's a thousand degrees out here, 62 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,803 and it smells like shit. 63 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,348 - It smells fucking fine. - It smells like gasoline. 64 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:02,682 - It's not gasoline. 65 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,351 It's an expensive snake pheromone 66 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,436 that I bought off a very reputable online dealer. 67 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,355 The pythons find it alluring. 68 00:03:08,396 --> 00:03:10,148 People can't smell it. 69 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,524 - Oh, I can definitely smell it. 70 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,942 - Yeah, well, then you must be the one human being 71 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,361 that can smell snake pheromone. 72 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,445 So you should be in a fucking museum. 73 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,238 - You got scammed, Dad. 74 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,074 - Yeah, well, at least I didn't get a D in math, Corby. 75 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,909 - Yeah, that's because I can never do my homework 76 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:23,411 because I'm always editing your stupid videos. 77 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,330 - I'm trying to set you up for life. 78 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,706 Would you rather know geometry 79 00:03:26,748 --> 00:03:28,208 or be proficient in Adobe Premiere? 80 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,501 - Math. - No one gives a shit 81 00:03:29,542 --> 00:03:31,628 about triangles anymore, Corby. 82 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:33,046 Now, this is our snake territory. 83 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:34,214 We called dibs. 84 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:37,384 So go someplace else and fuck off. 85 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:39,260 Suit up, son. 86 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,222 - Bye. - Bye, Corby. 87 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:44,391 Nice to see you. - Corby! 88 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:50,271 - There's the fucking thief. 89 00:03:50,313 --> 00:03:51,940 - Well, fucking finally. 90 00:03:51,981 --> 00:03:53,441 It's been two days. 91 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,235 All I had to eat were these Dominine brand energy bars. 92 00:03:55,276 --> 00:03:56,528 - Oh, you should be thanking me. 93 00:03:56,569 --> 00:03:58,363 Those things are gold. They're all I ever eat. 94 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,198 And I never have to shit, like ever. 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,408 - Seems dangerous. 96 00:04:01,449 --> 00:04:02,951 - What's dangerous is how much work 97 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,869 I'm getting done while you're sitting on the can, 98 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,122 wiping your fucking ass. 99 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,748 Now, you stole from me, 100 00:04:08,790 --> 00:04:09,874 and I don't like being stolen from. 101 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:10,792 - I ain't steal from you. 102 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,127 I was conducting my own business. 103 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,629 - Selling access to my fucking event. 104 00:04:14,671 --> 00:04:16,339 - This guy took all my shit when he tossed me in here. 105 00:04:16,381 --> 00:04:17,841 So you already have all the cash. 106 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:20,760 - Yeah, the problem is you've been in here for 48 hours, 107 00:04:20,802 --> 00:04:23,388 while that money's been in Jarren's sweaty little pocket 108 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,849 instead of in the markets making a return. 109 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:27,475 And I don't know if you know this about me, 110 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,644 but I make money make money. 111 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:31,813 So you owe me interest, 112 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,274 say 18%, 18% of... 113 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:37,444 21,000. 114 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:41,406 - Holy shit, you made 21K selling wristbands? 115 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,576 - Yeah, all it cost me was one $400 ticket. 116 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:46,286 'Cause I don't know if you noticed about me, 117 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:47,746 but I make money make money. 118 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,456 - Hey that's Rodney's catch phrase. 119 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,082 - Hey, at least he used it right, Jarren. 120 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,625 - Sorry. - Don't apologize! 121 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,586 Jesus Christ, have you read any of my books? 122 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,088 - Yeah-- - Don't answer that. 123 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,673 I know you have. 124 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:00,425 You're obsessed with me, and it's fucking weird. 125 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,345 Now, you got one day to get me my money. 126 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,809 - Or else. 127 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:11,895 - Motherfucker. 128 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:15,774 The "or else" is implied by the silence, you dunce. 129 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,818 You never add anything. You never fucking add anything. 130 00:05:18,860 --> 00:05:21,196 Fuck! Let's go! 131 00:05:22,781 --> 00:05:24,657 - I just didn't think every relationship 132 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,910 that starts with a lie is bad. 133 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,620 We never would've become partners 134 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:30,622 if I hadn't pretended I drove a Mercedes. 135 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,332 - And yet here we are, 136 00:05:32,374 --> 00:05:34,626 tromping through the swamp empty-handed. 137 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,878 Jury's still out on where this is headed. 138 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,463 - Help! 139 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,215 - Is that what's his name? - Corby. 140 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:41,758 Help! 141 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,593 - Please, come here! - Oh, shit! 142 00:05:43,635 --> 00:05:45,261 - Oh, my God! - The snake is choking him! 143 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,138 - What happened? - Fuck, get it off. 144 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:48,556 - Please help. - What happened? 145 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:49,849 - We were laying down, and it just crawled in there. 146 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:50,892 - I was invisible. 147 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,477 It's 'cause I look like the swamp. 148 00:05:52,519 --> 00:05:53,895 - Hey, I'm gonna find the head. 149 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,897 Oh, my God, it's going all the way around. 150 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:57,691 - Here, use the bolt gun! - I got the head! 151 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,567 Here's the head, it's here. It's by his waist! 152 00:05:59,609 --> 00:06:01,695 - Dad, Dad, Dad! - Hold still, hold still. 153 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,613 - Don't shoot my dick off. 154 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:07,701 Dad! 155 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,913 - Oh. 156 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,499 - What the-- why are you in a thong? 157 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:17,085 - 'Cause it's fucking hot in there. 158 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:20,463 I'd be naked, but the suit chafes my penis. 159 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,007 The suit you just put a hole in, by the way. 160 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,049 Thanks for that. 161 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,509 - Oh, sorry for saving your life. 162 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,510 - Yeah, you didn't save my life. 163 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:26,720 You ruined my take. 164 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,513 I was pretending to be strangled. 165 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,015 Build tension for the video. 166 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,560 That's right, hot shot. Smile, 'cause you're on camera. 167 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:37,522 Are you fucking serious? 168 00:06:37,564 --> 00:06:38,857 Where's the camera, Corby? 169 00:06:38,898 --> 00:06:40,400 - What? I dropped it. 170 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,110 I got scared. - Did I call cut? 171 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,486 - You weren't breathing. 172 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:46,823 - Goddammit! That is method acting, son. 173 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,074 You've done enough of these to know 174 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:49,159 that's part of my process. 175 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:52,370 It looks like you've peed yourself. 176 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,122 - That's just snake pee. 177 00:06:54,164 --> 00:06:56,583 The snake peed on top of my penis when he got scared. 178 00:06:56,624 --> 00:06:58,418 - Right on top. 179 00:06:58,460 --> 00:06:59,878 - I'm sorry we ruined your video. 180 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:03,048 Here you go. We'll just be taking our snake. 181 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,799 - Like hell you will. It's my snake. 182 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,217 - How? - But we killed it. 183 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,011 - Yeah, well, I could've killed it any time I want to, 184 00:07:08,053 --> 00:07:10,305 but if I killed too easily, there's no story. 185 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,931 And I'm a fucking storyteller. 186 00:07:11,973 --> 00:07:13,892 So sorry, tough shit, my snake. 187 00:07:13,933 --> 00:07:15,185 - Fuck it, look. 188 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,063 We'll turn it in together and split it, all right? 189 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,732 Just put some clothes on and clean the pee off yourself. 190 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,568 - All right. 191 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:25,987 - I don't drink. You know why? 192 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,573 It's 'cause when guys go out, they go hit the clubs. 193 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:30,241 They go to the bars. 194 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,619 What they're telling the people around them is, 195 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,996 "My job's done for the day." 196 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:38,667 Well, fuck that. My work ain't ever done. 197 00:07:38,708 --> 00:07:42,170 - Yo, that dude is crazy, man. 198 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,422 - Yeah, he dumb as hell, 199 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,591 but he's rich as shit. 200 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,802 - I'm like this. 201 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,097 - Rich and dumb. 202 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,766 A man can make some money off that combo. 203 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,309 - That's not how the system works. 204 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,727 I can't just split a snake. 205 00:07:57,769 --> 00:07:59,813 - It's 10 feet of snake. 206 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,691 Five feet of snake for him, five feet of snake for us. 207 00:08:02,732 --> 00:08:05,527 - Every submission needs a tag number, 208 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:07,195 and the tag number has to go with the head. 209 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:10,073 And I'm already having the worst week. 210 00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:12,158 Sarah's pissed at me because of all this Nick stuff. 211 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,953 And then I got my tongue pierced three days ago, 212 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:16,746 but then it got infected, so I had to take it out. 213 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:19,165 Now it's so painful that I can't eat. 214 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:21,376 And I'm so fucking hungry. 215 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:23,294 And now you guys are yelling at me? 216 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,797 - Nobody's yelling at you. - Who cares about your week? 217 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,258 - Doesn't matter anyway. You're wasting your time. 218 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:29,426 You're too far behind. 219 00:08:29,467 --> 00:08:31,386 - Too far behind? 220 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,555 Far behind who? 221 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:34,556 - Him. 222 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:03,960 - Who the fuck is that guy? 223 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,759 - What's up, Carlos? 224 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,427 - Five pythons in one day. 225 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:15,722 Hey, save some for the rest of us, man. 226 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,682 Save-- 227 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,434 a lot of eye contact. 228 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,687 - I thought what you said was very funny. 229 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,022 - Thank you. 230 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,483 - Okay, that's another 32 feet. Sign here. 231 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,318 - 32 feet? 232 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,033 - Explain Carlos, please. - Who the hell is Carlos? 233 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,409 - Who is this? - Doesn't make any sense. 234 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:37,994 - I don't know, but he's gonna win. 235 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,996 He's killed like 20 snakes in four days. 236 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,332 - Oh, my God. - 20? How the fuck? 237 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:44,876 - We've got 3 1/2, and I thought we were doing good. 238 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,461 - Perfect puncture wound, 239 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,546 right between the eyes, every goddamn one. 240 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,800 - He's a snake ninja. - So we should give up. 241 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,551 We've been wasting our damn time. 242 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,136 - No, we call a truce. 243 00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,721 Quit fighting until we can figure out 244 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:58,431 how to beat this guy. 245 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:03,061 Two archenemies teaming up to vanquish common foe. 246 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,312 - It won't matter. 247 00:10:04,354 --> 00:10:05,480 Even if we combine our snakes, 248 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,482 he'd still be kicking our asses. 249 00:10:07,524 --> 00:10:08,817 How does he find so many? 250 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,360 - I bet he's got a secret hunting ground. 251 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:12,237 We should follow him and see where he finds them. 252 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,739 - Follow him from where? We don't know where he lives. 253 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:18,493 - Nah, I know how to find out. 254 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,252 - Okay! 255 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,551 Forgot I had this fucker on. 256 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:37,929 You ever WOWO, work out with oxygen? 257 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,889 Gives you more energy, 258 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,100 faster recovery, it keeps you looking young. 259 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,770 Here's a fun game. How old do you think I am? 260 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,439 - 49. 261 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,065 - 49? What, are you fucking dumb? 262 00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:53,194 No, I'm 42, but I look 31, and fuck, I feel 14. 263 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:55,905 I had a wet dream last night, motherfucker. 264 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,490 So you got my money or what? 265 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:58,825 - I got something better than money. 266 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,201 I got a proposition. 267 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:02,078 I'm willing to come work for you. 268 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,663 - Why the fuck would Rodney want that? 269 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,040 What do you provide? 270 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,166 - I mean, it seems like you could use someone 271 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,709 who's not afraid to get their hands dirty. 272 00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,503 - Ooh, I don't like what you're insinuating there. 273 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,547 I'm a legitimate businessman. - Yeah? 274 00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:14,424 I checked every penthouse and top floor apartment 275 00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,967 sold by Lamonca Development Group 276 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,552 over the last six years. 277 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,221 They're consistently 10% above comps. 278 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,931 - Because I build premier fucking units 279 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:23,850 with premier fucking materials. 280 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:27,771 - Maybe, or maybe given how many of your units are sold 281 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,230 to newly formed shell companies, 282 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:33,234 you're just laundering money for foreign oligarchs. 283 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:35,070 - All right, I'm impressed. 284 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,197 - You can't hire this guy. He's a con man. 285 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,908 - You think you get a fucking say in this, Jarren? 286 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,826 Do the fucking elves get to tell Santa 287 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,912 which kids were naughty? 288 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,413 - No. - What do the elves do? 289 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,124 - Nothing. They're just short losers. 290 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:50,919 - Short fucking losers who live in Santa's shadow, 291 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,463 you fucking elf. 292 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,678 Welcome to Team Rodney. 293 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,930 - I don't understand. What are we doing here? 294 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,765 - It's my house. Gotta access my footage. 295 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,350 Gotta get on the Wi-Fi. 296 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,603 Don't wanna stream that shit over cellular, fuck up my data. 297 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,647 - But why can't we just go inside? 298 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:13,191 - 'Cause my wife's inside. I don't wanna surprise her. 299 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,610 - Why? - She hates surprises, okay? 300 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:17,278 She's gotta schedule, and I just show up out of the blue. 301 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,697 You have any idea what that's gonna do to her? 302 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,031 - Nothing. 303 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,241 - Doesn't seem like an imposition at all. 304 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:22,867 - Can't you just text her you're here? 305 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:26,830 - And surprise her with a text? This guy just doesn't get it. 306 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,581 You wanna know what's gonna happen if I go inside? 307 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,333 My wife's gonna see me. She's gonna want sex. 308 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,127 Okay? We don't have time for that. 309 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,837 - Dad. - Not the way I do it. 310 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:35,380 - Dad. - Sorry, Corby. 311 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,799 Just 'cause you're a virgin doesn't mean that I am. 312 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:39,092 - I found the footage. 313 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,719 Can we just look at the footage already? 314 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,470 - Here we go. 315 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:44,055 Motherfuckers that got canoes... 316 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,224 This is the intro from the kickoff event. 317 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,559 Guess what I got? 318 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,644 Here we go. Here we go. Okay, boom. 319 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,022 That's that motherfucker's motorcycle. 320 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,148 And that's his plate. 321 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:54,482 - How's that help us? 322 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,193 - My best friend Matt works at the DMV. 323 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:59,654 I'll run the plates, get us an address. 324 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,365 I'm gonna track this son of a bitch down. 325 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:06,327 You--you still wish we'd gone inside? 326 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,204 - Absolutely. - This has all been so weird. 327 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,003 - Corby. 328 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,255 I want you to hang back. - Why? 329 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,631 - 'Cause I'm the pop, and you're the baby, 330 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:19,924 and the baby don't ask questions. 331 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,217 - Okay. 332 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,927 - Also what we're about to do is illegal, 333 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,013 and I don't want you involved. 334 00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,268 - I'll stay here and babysit. 335 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,355 - I'm twice your height. 336 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,857 - I can't run a stranger's plates, bro. 337 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,233 I just don't wanna lose my job. 338 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,277 - Wuh-buh, wuh-buh. 339 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,821 You don't wanna lose your precious paycheck, huh? 340 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:44,157 Huh, you're not gonna be able to take care of your sister, 341 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:47,202 to afford her around-the-clock care? 342 00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,245 Come on, how's she doing, by the way, anyway? 343 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:50,747 - Not great. 344 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,374 We're just trying to keep her comfortable at this point. 345 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:54,167 - Then goddammit, Matt, huh? 346 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:56,044 You never been afraid to break a few rules. 347 00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,088 What happened to Matt Wendro who stole the fucking SAT book, 348 00:13:58,129 --> 00:13:59,506 gave it to the whole goddamn school? 349 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,633 - He got caught. We all got caught. 350 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:03,385 No one in our grade went to college. 351 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,220 - We didn't need to go to college, okay? 352 00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,554 You still went down there 353 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,890 and partied every weekend with those guys anyway. 354 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,059 - Hey it's cool, man. Let's find another way. 355 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,769 - No, no, hey, hey, hey, come on, come on. 356 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,109 I know about you and Robin. - What? 357 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,529 - I know about you and Robin. - What are you talking about? 358 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,240 - I know that you're sleeping with my wife! 359 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,450 - Hey, can I ask you something? 360 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,244 - Sure. 361 00:14:29,285 --> 00:14:33,331 - So there's this guy, and I really like him, 362 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,750 but he thinks I'm someone I'm not. 363 00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:37,293 - Is this something you should talk to 364 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,130 one of your adult friends about? 365 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,841 I'm going to, but they're all so busy. 366 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:43,842 So what do you think? 367 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,094 - Right. Um, I don't know. 368 00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,054 Kind of seems skeezy to me. 369 00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,765 I played "Call of Duty" with this guy named NinjaKillz, 370 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,892 and I thought he was around my age. 371 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:56,104 But one day I heard his wife yelling at him about a DUI. 372 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:58,815 Turns out he's actually a 50-year-old dude from Arizona. 373 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,900 - Maybe NinjaKillz was scared to tell you the truth 374 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,069 because he thought you wouldn't like him. 375 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,113 - He's older than my dad. It's creepy. 376 00:15:05,155 --> 00:15:07,907 - Right, totally. 377 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,993 But have you thought about maybe going to meet up 378 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,328 with him in person to see if you have a real connection? 379 00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,872 - To Arizona? 380 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,915 - This all started because you and NinjaKillz 381 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,500 really liked each other. 382 00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,961 Are you gonna throw away something so special 383 00:15:20,003 --> 00:15:22,130 just because of one little lie? 384 00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:24,090 - Do you want me to hook up with this guy? 385 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,468 - No, I'm trying to get advice for my own thing, Corby. 386 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,928 God, you don't get it. 387 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:34,017 - Come on, Brock, I don't know what you're talking about. 388 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:36,644 - Well, I heard you. Okay? 389 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:39,356 I came home to surprise Robin, I heard you, 390 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,609 and then the next time I came home, I saw you. 391 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,027 And then there was another time I came home, 392 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:44,986 but I didn't go in the house, 393 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:45,987 but you were having sex 394 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,030 against the Nest Cam. 395 00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:48,490 - Nest Cam? - Jesus. 396 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:51,326 Why didn't you say anything? - Because I don't care. 397 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,620 You know, it's all about my elbow injury anyway. 398 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,413 I can't put pressure on my right elbow. 399 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,207 So I can't be on top during sex, 400 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,750 which is, like, my best position. 401 00:15:58,792 --> 00:15:59,876 It's my go-to. 402 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,294 It's the one I grew up doing the most. 403 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,420 So it's only natural 404 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,880 Robin's gonna be with somebody else. 405 00:16:03,922 --> 00:16:05,965 But as soon as my elbow is fixed, 406 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:07,634 well, then I'm back on top. 407 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,428 On top of my wife, on top of my life. 408 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,305 - I wanted to tell you so many times. 409 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:13,682 - Well, it would've been a boring conversation 410 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,850 because I know everything anyway, okay? 411 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,353 Been there, done that, and I'm okay with it. 412 00:16:18,395 --> 00:16:20,271 All right? 413 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,606 - Then why are you bringing it up? 414 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,025 - Because I can still pretend like I care, 415 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:25,193 even if I don't. 416 00:16:25,235 --> 00:16:27,445 I can pretend like I don't mind 417 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,489 that I'm an embarrassment to my son, 418 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,741 and I can pretend like I don't care 419 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:35,328 that I've lost my best friend and my wife at the same moment. 420 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,996 I could pretend like 421 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,874 I have never felt more alone in the whole fucking world, 422 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,711 and I can pull it off, too, because I am a great actor. 423 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,130 I'm a storyteller, and I bring stories to life! 424 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,340 - I'll run the plates, man. You gotta calm down. 425 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,718 - I am calm, all right? This is acting! 426 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,678 - Goddammit. 427 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:56,224 - Classic shakedown. 428 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,852 - You need to talk to somebody, man? 429 00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:01,771 - About what? 430 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,399 - Here, but it's not a residential address. 431 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:08,403 The bike is registered to an LLC. 432 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:10,822 - Family Fun Times Adventure Park? 433 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,034 Excuse me. 434 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:16,703 Hi, we're looking for this guy. 435 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,039 He has dark hair, a scar on his face, 436 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,373 kind of a lone wolf vibe. 437 00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,335 - You mean Condom Carl? - No, his name's Carlos. 438 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:26,004 - Well, Condom Carl has a scar on his face, and he works here. 439 00:17:26,046 --> 00:17:28,631 He like, fixes the windmill and mops up vomit. 440 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:30,342 - Plus, he picks up like, a shit ton of condoms. 441 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,426 - Why are there a shit ton of condoms 442 00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,719 at the putt-putt course? 443 00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,012 - 'Cause there's holes in the fence, 444 00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:36,222 so high school kids sneak in and have sex here. 445 00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:37,766 Then Condom Carl picks up after 'em. 446 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,476 - He made this like, weird condom stick 447 00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,603 with a nail on the end, so sad. 448 00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,980 - That's his snake stick. - No, it's for condoms. 449 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,440 - He did kill a snake that one time. 450 00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,775 - Oh, yeah, like eight months ago, 451 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,568 there was a big one living in the castle, 452 00:17:48,610 --> 00:17:49,694 and this guy stuck his hand in... 453 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,654 Bit him. 454 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,365 Then Condom Carl had to poke it to death. 455 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,241 - All right, well, we're clearly talking about 456 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:56,659 two different people here, okay? 457 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,037 Our guy's a snake slayer. Not a fucking jizz janitor. 458 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,830 - Okay, well, Condom Carl's over there, 459 00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,415 so you tell me. 460 00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,672 - What the hell? 461 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:11,841 - Oh, here we go. Moving in for the kill. 462 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:16,388 - Ah. 463 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,408 - Whoa, how you liking that suit? 464 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:39,160 - Yeah, feels good, feels fine. 465 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:40,662 - From my Dominine line. 466 00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:42,956 Sweatshop made, baby. 467 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,458 Yeah, I'm proud of that. Tell you what? 468 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,169 I wish I grew up in a sweat shop. 469 00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:50,922 I'm jealous of those kids developing a work ethic. 470 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,507 The only thing I was doing at that age 471 00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:54,300 was trying to figure out which pillow to fuck. 472 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,678 - They're on the way. 473 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,973 - Who's on the way? 474 00:19:00,015 --> 00:19:01,391 - Go ahead. 475 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,435 - We're meeting Artyam Sikorof. 476 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,145 He's looking to purchase three luxury apartments, 477 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,938 well over ask in cash. 478 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,982 In return, our lawyers will forget 479 00:19:09,024 --> 00:19:11,735 to report this transaction to the OFAC. 480 00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,403 - Just say we doing a crime, Jarren. 481 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:15,363 Be direct, or don't be at all. 482 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,573 - You read my book? 483 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,907 - You think I'm gonna work for someone 484 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,701 and not read everything they've ever written? 485 00:19:19,743 --> 00:19:22,328 - Somebody's obsessed. - Yes. 486 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:25,123 Obsessed with making money. Are you not, Jare Bear? 487 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:27,542 - Jare Bear, I like that. 488 00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,878 Write that down so I don't forget it. 489 00:19:29,919 --> 00:19:31,212 - You want me to write down Jare Bare? 490 00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:32,547 - Yes, Jare Bear. 491 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,007 - Write it down, Jare Bear. 492 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,760 - Okay, I think I know what's happening. 493 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:40,180 What if Carlos and Condom Carl are twins? 494 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:43,600 I went to high school with identical twins, Tim and Jim. 495 00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,727 And the only way to tell them apart was that 496 00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,604 one of them died of a heroin overdose. 497 00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,814 - Okay, they're not twins, all right? 498 00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,274 Listen, we are getting our asses 499 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,776 handed to us by Condom Carl. 500 00:19:52,817 --> 00:19:55,403 - Something's just not right about this. 501 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:58,281 If he works here full-time, when is he getting the snakes? 502 00:19:58,323 --> 00:20:00,492 And did you see him double lock the door, why? 503 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:02,786 It's a putt-putt maintenance shed. 504 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:05,830 - You know, when my wife started deadbolting the door, 505 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,707 that's when I realized that something was going on 506 00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:10,585 between her and... 507 00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,962 you know, surprises. 508 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:16,633 - We're coming back here. Tonight, after hours. 509 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:20,553 We're gonna find out what's going on in that shed. 510 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,768 - I'll take all three. 511 00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,479 I'm prepared to do 5% above asking. 512 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:34,609 - 5? 10% or we're done here. 513 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,112 - Then we're done. 514 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,155 Let me talk to my guys. 515 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,533 Give me the room. 516 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,456 5%? What the fuck, Jarren? 517 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,625 - 5% is standard for deals this size. 518 00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,168 It's already 60 million, 519 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,713 and he's offering another 3 for nothing. 520 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,965 There will be more deals with this guy. 521 00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:59,384 If we close, we build a relationship. 522 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,011 - Fuck that. 523 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,596 You think Santa Claus is out there building relationships? 524 00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:04,973 - What? 525 00:21:05,015 --> 00:21:06,641 - Santa tells the reindeer where to go, 526 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,143 the reindeer don't fucking negotiate. 527 00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,769 - We're not talking about Santa. 528 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:11,688 We're talking about $63 million. 529 00:21:11,730 --> 00:21:15,066 - Which should be 66 million. - This guy's rich. 530 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,027 What do all rich people have in common? 531 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,154 They understand that time is their primary asset. 532 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,572 - I always say that. 533 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,823 - This guy walks away without a deal, 534 00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:23,700 he wasted his time, his primary asset. 535 00:21:23,742 --> 00:21:25,744 So you have the leverage. 536 00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,371 I say, raise that ask. 537 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,457 - It's a bad idea, Rodney. 538 00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,666 - Okay. 539 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:37,797 So I talked to my guys, 540 00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:40,592 and the price just went up. 541 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,927 It's now 12%, 542 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,805 Why don't you consider it a tax for waste of my fucking time? 543 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,564 - I'll do 10. 544 00:21:54,606 --> 00:21:56,191 - My guy. 545 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:59,027 Welcome to Team Rodney. 546 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:02,197 - How late does Condom Carl work? 547 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,532 Can you turn that off? 548 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:06,117 I'm trying to stay incognito here. 549 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:07,952 - Sorry. I'm sorry. 550 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,246 It's that Nate guy. He keeps texting. 551 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:11,706 - Seriously, this again? 552 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,917 Text and say you're not interested, J-Glopp. 553 00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:15,835 - Yeah, you're right. 554 00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,546 I don't wanna be some old child molester from Arizona. 555 00:22:18,588 --> 00:22:19,756 - What? 556 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,132 - It's something that happened to Corby. 557 00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:23,927 - Oh, my God. - Or almost happened. 558 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,762 I don't know. I wasn't paying attention. 559 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,434 Maybe I should see him, 560 00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:34,062 Nate, just to tell him that I'm not interested in him. 561 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,730 - "Sorry... - Oh, no, don't. 562 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:36,940 - "To run off. - No, don't text. 563 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,316 - "Had an important business meeting. 564 00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,401 - Don't send that. 565 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,986 - Let's get together." 566 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,238 - Craig! 567 00:22:43,279 --> 00:22:45,949 - Look, you clearly wanna be with this guy. 568 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,450 And we were gonna keep talking about it 569 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,576 until I told you it was okay, 570 00:22:48,618 --> 00:22:50,829 so I'm telling you, it's okay. 571 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,288 Now, if you don't mind, 572 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,082 my life dream hinges on whether or not we figure out 573 00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,042 where Condom crawl is getting these snakes. 574 00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:59,170 And I'd like to focus on that, please. 575 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:01,214 - He'd love to. 576 00:23:01,256 --> 00:23:03,425 - Hey, here he comes. 577 00:23:21,651 --> 00:23:23,653 - Psst. 578 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:24,946 - You didn't even see me. 579 00:23:24,988 --> 00:23:26,072 It's 'cause I don't have a silhouette. 580 00:23:26,114 --> 00:23:27,615 - Did you bring the bolt cutters? 581 00:23:49,721 --> 00:23:51,348 - It's warm. 582 00:24:01,858 --> 00:24:04,402 - Stinks like shit. 583 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,987 - What the fuck? 584 00:24:06,029 --> 00:24:08,156 - It's so hot in here. 585 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:10,867 - It's because of all these fucking space heaters. 586 00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:22,712 - Oh, my God. - Oh, shit. 587 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,346 - Holy shit, they said that Condom Carl 588 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:33,223 killed that python in the castle. 589 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:36,726 Why is a snake living in a putt-putt castle? 590 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:39,813 - It was laying eggs. Fucker found a nest. 591 00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,898 - He must have known about the contest. 592 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:43,733 He kept the eggs, hatched them, 593 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:45,402 raised them to full-grown snakes. 594 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,945 - Never even stepped foot in the swamp. 595 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,363 - We should take pictures. 596 00:24:48,405 --> 00:24:50,198 We can bring proof to the water management guys 597 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:51,282 and get him disqualified. 598 00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,413 No, we kill these snakes and take 'em in ourselves. 599 00:24:56,454 --> 00:24:59,374 Split it 50/50, make it a two-team race. 600 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,209 And he won't be able to prove we did anything wrong 601 00:25:01,251 --> 00:25:02,711 without admitting what he was doing himself. 602 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,296 - But that's not fair. - Oh, no. 603 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,590 Oh, that's unfair to Condom Carl. 604 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:10,468 How's he gonna feel when he can't fucking cheat anymore? 605 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,595 - No, it's not fair to the other people in the contest. 606 00:25:12,637 --> 00:25:14,597 We're not the only people who want the prize money. 607 00:25:14,639 --> 00:25:16,891 - A lot of people don't get what they want, okay? 608 00:25:16,933 --> 00:25:18,143 I didn't want my mom to sleep 609 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:19,394 with every fucking Little League coach I had, 610 00:25:19,436 --> 00:25:20,937 but she did it anyway. 611 00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,063 That's how this country works. 612 00:25:22,105 --> 00:25:23,440 It's time you grow a pair, missy. 613 00:25:23,481 --> 00:25:26,776 - Well, we're not gonna do it, right, Craig? 614 00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:28,862 Craig, tell him. 615 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:34,451 - I say we take the snakes. 616 00:25:35,869 --> 00:25:40,165 - Oh, oh, there he is. Welcome to mi casa. 617 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,666 - Hey, you sure it's okay that I'm here? 618 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,626 This isn't like a family dinner or anything, right? 619 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,337 - That fucking guy's here. It can't be that intimate. 620 00:25:45,378 --> 00:25:47,672 Anyways, you crushed it today, man. 621 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,382 And crushing it makes you family. 622 00:25:49,424 --> 00:25:51,051 - Look, I'm just glad that shit worked out. 623 00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:53,303 - I got you a nice little welcome gift in my office. 624 00:25:53,345 --> 00:25:54,971 Why don't you go check it out? 625 00:25:57,015 --> 00:25:59,142 - Oh. 626 00:26:04,272 --> 00:26:07,192 What the fuck? 627 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,235 Jarren? 628 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:12,530 - What do you think? You like that? 629 00:26:12,572 --> 00:26:17,077 Wanted to put a bow on him, but kind of ran out of time. 630 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:19,162 So what are you up to, Isaiah? 631 00:26:19,204 --> 00:26:20,663 You trying to make some money off me? 632 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:22,624 - Man, I wouldn't try to make money off you. 633 00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:25,377 - Hey, relax. It's smart. I'm rich. 634 00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:27,337 You should be trying to make some money off me, 635 00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:30,382 but this is a two-way street. 636 00:26:30,423 --> 00:26:33,426 And if you wanna make money off me, 637 00:26:33,468 --> 00:26:35,387 you're gonna make money for me. 638 00:26:35,428 --> 00:26:36,388 You get that? 639 00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,722 - I got you. 640 00:26:39,474 --> 00:26:42,018 - I'm hungry. Let's go get some fajitas. 641 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,772 Fajitas! 642 00:26:48,983 --> 00:26:50,402 - No, this is wrong. 643 00:26:50,443 --> 00:26:51,903 We're not gonna take these snakes. 644 00:26:51,945 --> 00:26:53,655 - This contest is about getting pythons off the street. 645 00:26:53,697 --> 00:26:54,781 That's all we're doing here. 646 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:55,949 - These were bred to be killed. 647 00:26:55,990 --> 00:26:57,325 It's different. 648 00:26:57,367 --> 00:26:58,535 We'll get Carlos kicked out of the contest, 649 00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:00,203 then we're tied for first place again. 650 00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:02,038 - Until someone else cheats. 651 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,832 Are you even paying attention? 652 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,417 Everyone is lying, 653 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:08,169 and everyone is getting away with it. 654 00:27:08,211 --> 00:27:10,005 Condom Carl raises his own snakes. 655 00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:11,881 He's in first place. 656 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:14,676 Brock's wife is cheating on him with his best friend. 657 00:27:14,718 --> 00:27:15,844 This guy acts like he doesn't care. 658 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:17,554 - That's 'cause of the elbow, okay? 659 00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:19,889 That situation's nuanced. - You're lying. 660 00:27:19,931 --> 00:27:23,143 You want that guy to think you're rich, don't you? 661 00:27:23,184 --> 00:27:24,519 - You're the one who texted him. 662 00:27:24,561 --> 00:27:25,937 - Because I'm tired of being the only one 663 00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:27,230 playing by the rules. 664 00:27:27,272 --> 00:27:28,898 The world's unfair, Jillian G. 665 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:32,110 Maybe it's okay if it's unfair in our favor for once. 666 00:27:32,152 --> 00:27:34,738 Guys, guys! 667 00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:36,031 Oh, my God. - Oh, fuck. 668 00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,198 - Shit. - What the fuck? 669 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,450 - Shit. - It's the gasoline! 670 00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:40,326 - It's not gasoline. It's a snake pheromone. 671 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:42,454 Oh, fuck! 672 00:27:42,495 --> 00:27:44,164 - Get the suit off. Take the suit off. 673 00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:46,082 - Get the suit off! - Shit! 674 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,584 - Oh! 675 00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:12,442 - What should we do? 676 00:28:12,484 --> 00:28:13,610 Should we call the fire department? 677 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:16,571 - Fuck no. We're trespassing. 678 00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:19,449 Get the fuck out of here. 679 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,659 - Is everything at this putt-putt flammable? 680 00:28:21,701 --> 00:28:24,454 - Why's the lake on fire? 681 00:28:24,496 --> 00:28:27,123 Shit, shit, shit, shit. We gotta go. 682 00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:29,542 To the Jeep, come on, come on. We gotta go! 683 00:29:54,753 --> 00:29:56,838 - Not a doctor. - Shh.