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Jebi Marc, kakav strah!

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Kakav je bio tvoj dan?

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Šta da radim sa ovim tipom u mojoj kući?

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Pa. A ti?

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Kao i uvek.

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Otkad sam upoznao ovu zanimljivu djevojku
prije dvije sedmice...

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...koju sam usput zamalo pregazio.

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nije se ponovilo,
ništa posebno.

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Oh da? I šta je bilo tako zanimljivo?

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Pa... ne znam...

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Ta stvar koja budi u tebi
interesovanje da je upoznam...

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...dalje.

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Idiote! svi su jednaki,
misle samo na jebanje.

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Otišao sam da kupim sladoled.

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Ne znajući tvoj ukus,
Odabrao sam klasike.

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Čokolada ili jagoda?

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Čokolada je dobra.

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Ok, ali nemoj to shvatiti kao
zamena za seks...

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Bože, ne mogu. Moram ga se otarasiti...
Ali... Kako da mu kažem?

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Hvala dušo.

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Dušo? Nazvala sam ga dušo?

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Vidi, ne mogu, izvini.
Bolje idi kući.

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sta? Šta sad nije u redu?

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Nije bila dobra ideja da dođete
u moju kucu tako brzo.

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Ali ti si taj koji mi je predložio da dođem!

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Vidite da se već svađamo.

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Molim te, pogledaj... idi kući.

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And, if it is any comfort to you:
jako sam loš u krevetu...

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...yes, very bad, I do not enjoy it,
čuješ li Ja-ne-uživam u seksu.

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Ahat?

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sta? Izvini, šta si rekao?

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Šta ako odemo u krevet?

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Da, da. Naravno.

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*

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*
*

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Bože. sta ima

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Jesi li djevica?

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I really like you AGATE and I really
think you have something very special.

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But l really don't know what
problem you have with me.

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No, look Marc, it is not you.
I'm not able to enjoy it as I would like.

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to je...

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Osećam barijeru koja jeste. . .

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Desilo mi se mnogo puta da...

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...svaki put imam sve više straha od seksa.

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Pa, obećavam da ću naći način
da vam pomogne da savladate ovu barijeru.

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l love you.

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Poremećaj koji uključuje nesposobnost
uživanje u zadovoljstvu mi to zovemo anhedonijom...

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...it is associated with
šizoidni lik koji se zove hebefrenija.

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Niste ništa primetili, zar ne?

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Look Marc, as a sexologist I am telling you that the girl
sretao si živote samo u njenom umu većinu vremena,

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where she creates a fantasy world
that isolates her from reality.

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Ali fizičko zadovoljstvo, u bilo kojoj oblasti, ne samo u seksu,

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she does not perceive it or
it does not meet her idealised expectations.

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She needs to achieve pleasure with her body,
and not with her mind, for pleasure.

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You have to surprise her,
awaken your senses.

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See, hear, touch, smell and taste...

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And a good way to wake them up, is...
through food.

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What is this surprise?
Are we going shopping?

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Did you know that the colours
a okusi hrane mogu promijeniti vaše raspoloženje?

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Idiot.

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Ali šta si radio
da ne cujem zvono na vratima?

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Ništa, kuvanje!

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Ništa ili kuvanje, šta je to?

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Nemojte se umoriti od zabadanja nosa
tamo gde se ne želi?

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Hajde, hodaj sa mnom!

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Mama, tata!
sta radis ovde?

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Tvoj otac je kriv što smo se okrenuli
gore bez upozorenja.

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Ne znam šta sam dobio
danas u mojoj glavi, ali želim...

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Zdravo!

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Mama, tata... Ovo je moj dečko Marc.

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Zdravo Marc, video sam da... kuvaš.

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Da, da, hoćeš li ostati na večeri?

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Sranje, samo se zezam.

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Savršeno, tako da imamo vremena za to
upoznaj ovo... mladiću.

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Šta si pravio?

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Pa... bili smo oko
da stavim kurac u rernu.

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Kokoš, pa... Ne znam baš
ako je kokoška ili pijetao, kako znaš?

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Stavićemo je u rernu.

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Ovo... ova kontrola neće raditi!

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Kćeri, telefon vibrira.

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tata! Prestani s tim, hoćeš li? Uzmi ga.

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Bolje idi u kuhinju
da počnem pripremati... piletinu.

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Tvoj otac je bio veoma čudan
u poslednjih nekoliko dana.

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Stvarno? A ti mi sad reci, ok mama?

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Naljutio si me!

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Jesi li lud?

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A tu je i biljka.

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Šta je sa biljkom, majko?

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Da li je normalno da posle 53 godine braka
tvoj otac ne želi moje biljke u kući?

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Ti si star!

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Barem još uvijek volim seks.

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Naravno da će biljka biti zadovoljna mojim pogledom.

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Vidiš, šta sam rekao?
Sada ne radi ništa osim što mi daje loše odgovore.

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Možete li reći šta nije u redu?

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Agate, imaš li minut?

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Odmah nazad, mama.
Možeš li da budeš tih neko vreme, tata?

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Ostavio sam stotinu.

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Jesi li lud?

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Šta se sada dešava?

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Ne znam, veoma su čudni.
Pratite...

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Opet!

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sta?

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Ostavi to i ja ću se pobrinuti za to.
Skinite to i stavite piletinu u rernu.

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Oooohhh. Bolje da uklonim ovo.

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Šta je sa ovim, šta je to?
Nešto će, kažem.

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Vodi do pećnice... kontrola pećnice.

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Treba nam za piletinu, mogu li?

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Oven on!

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Kakva divna nova tehnologija...

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Izvini mama!

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Dakle... poštar.

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Pogledaj kćeri!

113
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Idem da pripremim neke grickalice
dok se piletina kuva.

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Ostavi to i ja ću se pobrinuti za to.
Razgovaraj sa ocem.

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I donesi malo vina!

116
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I šta mu je sad?

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Kćeri, imam nešto važno
da ti kažem.

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Mogu li znati šta si rekao svojoj mami?

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Šta želiš da mi kažeš tata?

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kćeri. Tvoj otac, posle 53 godine...

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...kaže da me mrzi.

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Imam ga ceo život,
i šta moram da pokažem za to?

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Kopile!

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Jadan je bio dan kad sam te oženio!

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kćeri...

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Bio sam slabić ceo život.

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Nikad ti nisam rekao koliko želiš
tvoja majka da ne smeta...

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Zato što sam postao ljubomoran.

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Uvek te je doživljavala kao takmičara.

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Bila je to kao barijera između tebe i mene.

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Ali gotovo je, ne mogu više.

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Vidite?

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00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:49,745
Ucjenjujem te, radi utjehe.

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00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,747
Evo za porodicu!

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00:25:01,502 --> 00:25:04,379
Kćeri, ovaj tip je dragulj!

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i on ima pintu... izvrsno.

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00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:12,638
Sad kad smo svi zajedno...

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Tvoja majka i ja želimo da ti saopštimo neke novosti.

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Najdraža kćerka... budući sin.

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Nakon 53 godine braka...

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Ja ću se razvesti od tvoje majke.

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Voda, voda!

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Miriše na paljevinu!

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Marc, donesi malo vode!

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Ugasi, ugasi!

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Isključeno je!

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Kćeri, opet tvoj mobilni.

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Da mama, opet. I ovaj put
Ja ću uzeti. Odmah se vraćam.

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Tata molim te daj mi to!

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00:25:56,849 --> 00:25:58,475
Uzmi to kćeri, ali je isključeno.

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Gubite se odavde, previše je dima.

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Idem kuci.
Ponestalo mi je strpljenja!

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00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:06,275
Pa, ostajem! Ne vraćam se na
spavaj u istom krevetu sa tobom!

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Ne, ne, ne, tata, ne danas.

155
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,528
Idite kući, oboje, pa ćemo razgovarati kasnije.

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ali...

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00:26:10,362 --> 00:26:12,072
Nećeš
ostavi mamu na miru u ovom stanju.

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Nema ali.

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00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:14,825
Hajde, suvo grožđe!

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Zbogom sine!

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Vidimo se sutra!

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Uzmi me za ruku, mama.

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Zar ne vidiš?

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00:26:27,379 --> 00:26:28,463
Žao mi je zbog piletine Ahata.

165
00:26:28,505 --> 00:26:30,465
Ali kako možeš biti tako bezosjećajan?

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00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,476
Žao mi je Marc.

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Ahat?

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00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:03,901
Jebi ga! Agate, možeš li otvoriti vrata?
Piškim.

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Agate, molim te otvori vrata,
Moram da pišam!

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00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:40,604
Samo trenutak, čekajte!

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00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:59,373
Šta radiš, seronjo?

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ahat...

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ahat...

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Ahat, je...

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Pokret!

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Seronjo!

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00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:29,611
Mislim da nisi u pravu Marc.

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00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:31,446
Ahat želi da bude sa tobom...

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...i imati seks.

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Marc smo na pravom putu.

181
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:38,954
Morate se naviknuti na njene promjene raspoloženja.

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00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:41,623
Ona te podsvjesno testira.

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00:34:41,999 --> 00:34:44,042
Ona mora znati da ti može vjerovati.

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00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:46,587
I morate je iznenaditi.

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00:34:46,753 --> 00:34:50,132
Iznenađenje je vjetar koji raspiruje strast.

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00:34:53,427 --> 00:34:55,762
Pozovi i ponovi šta si mi rekao.

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00:34:58,974 --> 00:35:00,225
Molimo pričekajte!

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00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:02,144
Jesi li opet došao da me odvedeš u kupovinu?

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ne moram da se izvinjavam...
Ono što sam uradio bilo je za tebe i samo za tebe.

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00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:07,983
Agate, probaću. Stani i slušaj.

191
00:35:08,609 --> 00:35:11,820
Večeras želim da bude drugačije.
Želim da te odvedem na posebno mesto.

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Bolje da ti se sviđam.

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Ignourious heels.

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'Seksualna dijeta'?

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00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:08,145
Veruj mi.

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00:37:20,073 --> 00:37:25,037
Namaste, namaste. 
Dobrodošli. Moje ime je Hardik.

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Dobro veče. Imamo
rezervacija za Ahat.

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Da, da, naravno.

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Naši specijalni gosti za večeras.

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00:37:32,878 --> 00:37:36,673
Već imamo veoma bogat meni
pripremljeno za vas.

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00:37:36,715 --> 00:37:38,800
Ne morate ništa birati.

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00:37:40,469 --> 00:37:43,764
Probaj... Dođi, dođi, dođi...

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00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:45,766
Uđi, uđi...

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Dođi, dođi. Udobno se smjestite.

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Molim te... Lepo ha?

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Oh, ne, ne ne.
Bolje bez cipela.

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Da bude udobno.

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00:38:30,018 --> 00:38:33,230
''Kraljski leptir kozice'' i ''Pakora''.

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00:38:35,107 --> 00:38:38,569
Mmm. Prvi put probam indijsku hranu, zar ne?

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00:38:39,945 --> 00:38:42,322
Najbolje je jesti rukama.

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00:38:42,364 --> 00:38:46,285
Jer jesti viljuškom jeste
kao maženje sa rukavicama.

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Ali prvo hvala na hrani.

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Namaste

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Juce je samo san...
a sutra vizija.

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00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:08,140
Dakle, obratite pažnju na današnji dan
jer je to život.

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Pravi život!

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00:39:12,811 --> 00:39:13,770
Hvala ti.

218
00:39:13,812 --> 00:39:17,065
To je hinduistička poslovica.
Imajte odličan obrok.

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Ahh...

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00:39:17,983 --> 00:39:20,569
Hardik, znači "pun ljubavi".

221
00:39:20,611 --> 00:39:24,531
Ali na engleskom i "tvrdi penis".

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00:39:24,573 --> 00:39:26,742
Hardik, da li i ti jedeš bez pića?

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00:39:27,451 --> 00:39:33,832
Ali bez znanja. Sada donosim
''Nimbu Pani'', afrodizijak za ljubav.

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Dakle! Ne ovdje.

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Mi to možemo, ovo mjesto je za to.

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sta? Doveo si me zbog toga!

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Ne, Agatha. Samo želim da ti pomognem da savladaš
vaše prepreke zadovoljstvu, to je ono što sam obećao.

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I na kraju, čaj sa cimetom.

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Za probavu i strast.

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Različita lica.

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Gospođice, vidim veliku loptu ljubavi u vama.

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U Indiji kažemo:
ako iscijedite pomorandže dobijate sok od pomorandže.

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Pa, neću te više gnjaviti.

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Namaste

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Ahat, uzivao sam,
ali ako želiš da idemo.

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Hajde.

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Zar ne ideš na posao?

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Ne, uzeo sam slobodan dan.

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Da ti pomognem sa kolačićima?

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sta radis

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Kako su tvoji roditelji?

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Želim da je se otarasim.

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Tvoja majka?

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Ne, biljka!

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<i>Bože. sta ima

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<i>Nikad ti nisam rekao koliko želiš
tvoja majka da ne smeta...

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<i>Ne mogu da uživam kako bih želeo.

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<i>Uvijek te je doživljavala kao takmičara.

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<i>Osjećam barijeru koja je...

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<i>Bila je kao barijera između tebe i mene.

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GLORIA WOODCOCK
Seksolog.

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Ti si san.

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Nadam se da nije.

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Vaš slučaj se lako rješava.

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Nazovi i reci da odlaziš odavde.